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GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TOXOPLASMA SINCE 1992 ILLUSTRATION BY ROBERT MAESTAS VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 18 | APRIL 30-MAY 6, 2015 | FREE [2] WEEKLY ALIBI APRIL 30-MAY 6 , 2015 APRIL 30-MAY 6 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [3] CRIB NOTES alibi BY AUGUST MARCH VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 18 | APRIL 30-MAY 6 , 2015 Crib Notes: April 30, 2015 EDITORIAL MANAGING EDITOR/MUSIC EDITOR: 1 UFC champion Jon Jones is being Samantha Anne Carrillo (ext. 243) sought for questioning by the [email protected] Albuquerque Police Department for his FILM EDITOR: Devin D. O’Leary (ext. 230) [email protected] alleged involvement in a FOOD EDITOR/FEATURES EDITOR : __________________ that happened this past Ty Bannerman (ext. 260) [email protected] Sunday morning. ARTS & LIT EDITOR/ WEB EDITOR : Lisa Barrow (ext. 267) [email protected] CALENDARS EDITOR/COPY EDITOR: a) Hit-and-run accident Mark Lopez (ext. 239) [email protected] b) Illegal head butt EDITORIAL STAFF /SOCIAL MEDIA GURU : c) Tag-team tournament Amelia Olson (ext. 224) [email protected] CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: d) Dog fight Cecil Adams, Sam Adams, Steven Robert Allen, Captain America, Gustavo Arellano, Rob Brezsny, Shawna Brown, Suzanne Buck, Eric Castillo, David Correia, Mark 2 On Saturday, April 25, Los Angeles Fischer, Erik Gamlem, Gail Guengerich, Nora Hickey, Times correspondent Nigel Duara Kristi D. Lawrence, Ari LeVaux, Mark Lopez, August March, Genevieve Mueller, Geoffrey Plant, Benjamin reported on a serious conflict between Radford, Jeremy Shattuck, Mike Smith, M. Brianna the Bernalillo County District Attorney’s Stallings, M.J. Wilde, Holly von Winckel Office and ________________. PRODUCTION ART DIRECTOR: a) Public Defender’s Office Jesse Schulz (ext. 229) [email protected] b) Criminals everywhere PRODUCTION MANAGER : Archie Archuleta (ext. 240) [email protected] c) APD EDITORIAL DESIGNER/ d) American Civil Liberties Union GRAPHIC DESIGNER : Tasha Lujan (ext. 254) [email protected] ILLUSTRATOR/GRAPHIC DESIGNER : Starting last Friday and continuing Robert Maestas (ext.254) [email protected] 3 STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER: through the weekend, it ___________ here Eric Williams [email protected] in Albuquerque. CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS: Ben Adams, Eva Avenue, Cutty Bage, Max Cannon, Michael Ellis, Adam Hansen, Jodie Herrera, KAZ, Jack a) Got really hot Larson, Tom Nayder, Ryan North b) Snowed four inches SALES c) Poured with rain SALES DIRECTOR: d) Was really foggy Sarah Bonneau (ext. 235) [email protected] SENIOR DISPLAY ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE: John Hankinson (ext. 265) [email protected] 4 Travel + Leisure has ranked ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES: Albuquerque Number 9 on its new list Rudy Carrillo (ext. 245) [email protected] Valerie Hollingsworth (ext. 263) [email protected] of the __________________ cities in America. 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About a third of the lunch meat was missing. Bowen admitted ODDS he traded it for crack cocaine. In addition to his probation, Bowen is required to pay $18,500 in restitution. D N ENDS Dateline: Colorado A A Colorado Springs man was cited after ending a longtime feud with his computer WEIRD NEWS by taking it outside and executing it. According to police, 37-year-old Lucas Dateline: China Hinch was given a municipal violation for China’s Ministry of Culture has announced discharging a weapon inside city limits after that it’s cracking down on the practice of pumping eight bullets into the troublesome hiring strippers for funerals. State media has machine. A police spokesperson told the said nude dancers are used at some funerals Colorado Springs Gazette that Hinch “got in rural areas to draw more mourners and to tired of fighting with his computer for the show off the family’s wealth. The last several months” and “took it out in the government has called the practice illegal back alley and shot it” using a 9mm and a corruption to “social morals.” The handgun. Hinch’s actions succeeded in Ministry of Culture has been compiling a “effectively disabling” the Dell desktop. “black list” of people and companies that Neighbors reported the gunshots, and engage in such funerary shenanigans. One police investigated, finding the dead group, the Red Rose Song and Dance computer outside Hinch’s home. Police Troupe, was singled out for performing a public information officer Lt. Catherine striptease after the small-town funeral of an Buckley later said Hinch “did tell us he elderly person in the northern Province of thought it was okay because we are an open Hebei in February. The group’s leader was carry state.” However, it is illegal within punished with 15 days in detention and a city limits to discharge a firearm unless fine of 70,000 yuan ($11,300). protecting life or property. The local police department posted photos of Hinch’s Dateline: Canada handiwork on Twitter, under the caption The residents of Tisdale, a farming “Photo of computer that was killed.” community in Saskatchewan, have finally Buckley said, “Sometimes when you have decided that their town slogan—“Land of things that happen such as this, we like to Rape and Honey”—might not be so great. think we can have a sense of humor too.” The catchphrase was created more than 60 Hinch is expected to face a fine in the years ago to highlight the area’s annual computer killing. harvest of rapeseed and honey. Town officials noted that the amount of locally Dateline: Massachusetts farmed rapeseed has decreased significantly Police dispatchers in the city of in recent years, making up only 1 percent of Northbridge have been fielding some the crops grown in the region today. difficult calls—a flood of emergencies from Tisdale’s Economic Development Office Australia. Detective Sgt. John Ouillette created an online survey asking residents if told WBZ-TV the first call from Down they feel it is “time for Tisdale to update our Under came on March 9. The caller was town brand.” A decision to change the reporting a fight in Russell Square. town slogan will be made later this summer. Dispatchers had some trouble locating the Possible replacements include “Land of place on local maps. “We were trying to Canola and Honey” and “A Place to Bee.” determine if it was in town, and then we determined it was Northbridge, Australia,” Dateline: Arkansas Ouillette said. The long-distance calls have A truck driver has pled guilty to trading not let up since then. “They start talking $50,000 worth of lunch meat for crack. like I’m in Australia,” dispatcher Lisa Larry Ron Bowen, 45, was sentenced earlier Gaylord told the Worchester Telegram . “As this month to a year of inpatient drug soon as they start talking, I say, ‘This is treatment and six years probation. Northbridge, Massachusetts, in the United According to the Memphis Flyer , Bowen, of States. Do you have the right number?’” Mabelvale, Ark., was hired last June to Police speculate people in Australia are deliver a truckload of lunch meat to searching for “Northbridge Police” on locations in Alabama and Florida.