AMERICAS MOST WANTED (By Your Momma)
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★ THIS IS BEING POSTED ON SEPTEMBER 15 - 2013. BEST BE COOL. JOEY ALIZIO JR. ★ STARTING ON MAY 8 - 2013. THE WRITING HAD BEGUN HOE S. “YEAH KID YOU’RE IN LOVE! HA! HA! HA! UNCLE JOEY SICILY IS HERE!” SICILY: “JOEY WHAT HAPPENED?” ME: “I SLEPT WITH HER AS SOME GUY NAMED DAN NOW SHES IN LOVE. HE MADE THE FUCKING DUMPSTER AS GOOD AS HE WAS” “BRAIN CANCER” IN SICILIAN THAT MEANS YOU GOT CLIPPED. “OH WAS THERE CHEMO!? OKAY THEN ILL PAY FOR IT. YOU FUCKING RETARDS!” A FUNNY SICILIAN GUY. PRIVATE MESSAGE: “OH REALLY!? WELL HOW FUCKING BIG WAS THE HOLE!? .67 MILLIMETERS!?” HA! HA! HA! “GEORGEY W. BUSH KNOWS JUST HOW BIG THE FUCKING HOLE WAS” THEY WENT FROM .50 TO .67 TRYING TO TELL ME MY OWN STORYLINE. LOL. MAYFLOWER TALK: “TOLD HIM ILL STUFF A BULLET IN YOUR FACE! and HE WAS LIKE: AHH HAA ITS TOO LATE YOU ALREADY SHOT ME IN MY FUCKING HEAD!” LITTLE JOEY ALIZIO 1972: “OKAY HERE IS YOUR PROPER CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING. YES YOU KILLED ME! AHH HAA YOU FUCKING LOSERS YOU!” “I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD WITH THE BIGGEST DICK ON EARTH!” 1972. LOOK INTO IT HOE. MARIJUANA IS A POISON. IT DULLS YOUR PAIN? SURE BRAIN DEAD DULLS YOUR PAIN AS WELL. IT WONT BE A PROBLEM THAT YOU -IGGAS FUCKED WITH MY TITLE I WOULD HAVE PUT MY TITLE IN MY CAR IF I HAD GOTTEN IT. THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO NOW. BETTER NOT BE UP THE STREET -IGGAS WHO NEED A TITLE TO CHANGE MY FUCKING OIL. IM GOING TO SLAM YOU OUT ANYWAYS SO GO ON and RUN YOUR MOUTHS STILL. REALLY SENATOR MCCAINE!? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT THE AFGHAN REBELS IN SYRIA STOLE THE TITLE TO MY 2003 MERCURY SABLE GS? U SMARTASS I NEVER LIKED THE FAKE GUY. WHO I HAVE MET 100 TIMES BIGG CHEECKS IF THAT GIVES IT AWAY FOR ALL OF YOU. RANDY YES. BIGG CHEEKS GEORGEY BUSH JUNIOR. ITS ALL FAKE FOLKS. BEEN THERE. AFGHAN RUGS IN JEANETTOS FOOD STORE PARKING LOT IN DOVER NEW HAMPSHIRE IS MORE LIKE IT. MR. INTERNATIONAL YOU. EXCUSE ME DUH DUH SENATOR RANDY THE RETARD “CHUBBY CHEEKER” CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH!? SENATOR JOES COCAINE. THAT IS THE EXACT MEANING. MR. INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES. I KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU WERE A FAKE SENATOR. JUST COOK MY WAFFLES and SHUT THE FUCK UP “FATT CHEEKS” TELL ME ALL ABOUT ‘YOUR’ VIETNAM ONE MORE TIME WHILE I CONNECT THE LIE DETECTOR TEST TO YOUR JUGULAR “COCAINE JOE” “EVER BEEN TO VIETNAM JOE CAINE?” HE: “NO” and THAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRUTH. “THIS GUY WAS SO FUCKING NEW OUT OF NOWHERE THAT HE HAD NOT EVEN ESTABLISHED A FAKE FAMILY YET WHEN JOE CONFRONTED HIM!” “FAMILY YET” WOW! THAT MUST SOUND JUST LIKE: “VIETNAM VET” TO A PACK OF NOBODY GEORGE BUSH HILLBILLIES. QUICK PUT “LONG FACE” ON THE LINE. THE FAKE JOHN KERRY. THINKS HES A REPUBLICAN. FUNNY HOW I WAS THE REAL JOHN FUCKING KERRY WAY BACK WHEN. IT IS QUITE SIMPLE SPINATOR. ONE OF US FUCKED MARLEANA and CHRISTINA IN THEIR ASSES EVERY GOD-DAMNED DAY IN BOSTON and WASHINGTON. I PASSED ALL OF MY FUCKING TESTS FOR PENIS. YOU LOUD MOUTHED FRAUD. NOW DO ALL OF YOU KNOW WHO: CHRISTINA and MARLEANA ARE!? FAKE JOHN WANTED THEM AS HIS CHILDREN AT ONE POINT HOE. “WATCH ME COME RIGHT THROUGH THAT FUCKING DOOR” THE REAL RICHARD LAFRANCE WAS HERE. THEIR FRAUD IS SO BAD NOW. HE CANNOT EVEN APPEAR. WE WERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE THE LAST TIMES THAT WE ALL SPOKE. MYSELF JOHN AND YOUR NEW.. STEVEN ‘HAY’ aka the fake RICHARD LAFRANCE. WELL OF COURSE I WAS SHOT. I HAD THE BIGG CHAIR DIDNT I JOHNNY OLE BOIY!? TALL PAULO. STEVE KERRY. JUST TRYING TO LOOK SIMILIAR IN 2003 AGAINST ME. YOUR PROBLEM: I AM THE REAL JOHN KERRY. timing. there was a ‘father’ john kerry i was that person as well. the original guy. “WHY YES MR. PRESIDENT BUSH. IF YOU HADNT SUCH A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT and LISP. MY NAME STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN JOHN KENNEDY” they said that i had cocaine in my briefcase. ridiculous discussion. OF COURSE I HAD COCAINE IN MY BRIEFCASE HOE! LOL THIS JUST IN FROM WASHINGTON: “WOMEN WITH NO ARMS and NO LEGS CAN HAVE SEX TOO” SENATOR JOHNNY COCAINE IS READY TO SIGN THAT BILL TODAY EVEN. “JOE HAVE YOU EVER HAD COCAINE IN YOUR POSSESSION INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE!?” ITS A WHITE HOUSE ISN’T IT! “HEY -IGGA GOT ANY ‘WHITE’ ON YOU?” I WAS TWO YEARS OLD LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE. MY JOSEPHS MAGIC. I TRIED TO BLAME MY COCAINE ON THE ‘BLACK PEOPLE’ TO BE FUNNY I GUESS!? GEORGEY BUSH FALLS FOR IT EVERY TIME. ALL WIDE EYED EXCITED and ALL: “JOE WAS IT THE BLACK PEOPLE!?” WITH ALL OF MY COCAINE. YES GEORGEY. GEORGEY W. BUSH IS ON RECORD CALLING ME : “JOE” WHEN I AM SUPPOSED TO BE SENATOR JOHN KERRY. LOOK INTO IT HOE. YES I READ YOUR BOOK. IT WAS DREAMY. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO HEY! GOT ANY NUDIE PICTURES!? $17,700 FOR MY NEW CAR JUST SO I CAN HAVE A DRIVERS SIDE WINDOW THAT POWERS DOWN. TELL ME IM NOT GOING TO POUND YOUR LITTLE -IGGAS IN. RANDOM ORDERS FOR YOU: “HEY MAKE ME SOME SHRIMP DIP and RUN IT OVER BRAT!” IM TALKING TO YOUR MOMMA! THATS WHO IM TALKING TO. I REALLY LOVE HER NEW BOYFRIEND SPEECHES: “OKAY I WAS A SLUTTY WHORE HOE BACK WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. TWO ENTIRE YEARS AGO. JUST SO YOU KNOW.” SHE JUST KEEPS TALKING ON: “YOU’RE NOT TOO RASCIST ARE YOU? I SEE THE GUYS AFTER THE BIGG BALLS GAME TWICE PER WEEK. JUST SO YOU KNOW” YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND ‘KIM’ SURE IS FRIENDLY ‘DUDE’ “OOHHH LETS GO HERE ‘HONEY’ THIS IS WHERE MY XAVIER WORKS IN BETWEEN PERSONAL TRAINING HIS HOT WOMEN. I NEED TO TALK TO HIM SO BAD LIKE” THE FINAL CUT: “I ALWAYS HAVE THREESOMES WITH OTHER RANDOM HOT WOMEN. JUST NOT WITH YOU” OH DID SHE DESCRIBE ME AS THE ONLY WHITE GUY SHE EVER DATED ONCE AGAIN? THE BEST TEN MINUTES OF HER FUCKING LIFE. THATS WHAT I WAS TRIGGA. HE PUNCHED YOU OUT LIKE A TIME CLOCK “NO FUCKING OVERTIME BITCH!” NO NAMES BUT “SUPPOSED TO BE” KOOL MOE DEE. WHATEVER ‘DUDE’ WHO ME!? 1. I WRITE. 2. SHOW MY PENIS. “OH HONEY YOU MEAN THE COCAINE GUY WHO GOT THE ENTIRE ISLAND RAIDED THAT TIME!?” CELEBRITY REHAB WORKED OUT GREAT. THE ‘FAKE’ DR. DREW WENT ON A BENDER WITH ME FOR ALMOST TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT. MY NAME WAS ACTUALLY ‘VINNIE’ OFF THE RECORD ‘DREWEY’ WAS QUOTED OUT. “BEST FUCKING COCAINE EVER. I NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP…..NOW..” HE WAS FUNNY and HE WAS IN LA LA LAND. IT WAS HILARIOUS. I GOT THE CELEBRITY REHAB LOCATION DRUG RAIDED. I SORT OF GUESS THAT YOU KNOW THAT BY NOW. MY NAME IS JOEY ALIZIO JR. TALK TO THE REAL WORLD. I WAS PUCK. I WAS NOT PUCK. ONE OF ALL OF THE NAMES THAT I USED. WELL I WAS NOT THE PUCK THAT WENT FLYING OUT OF THE BALCONY. MTV OWES ME FOR ALL OF THAT EXCITING FOOTAGE THAT CANNOT BE SEEN. NEW YORK. I WAS THERE ON BUSINESS. NOT REALLY HOE. I WAS FUCKED UP USING MY JOSEPHS SICILIAN MAGIC TO FIND MY WOMEN. ALL OF YOU WERE MESSED UP CHYNA DID YOU EVER SLEEP WITH DR. DREW!? OKAY THEN HOE. THAT WAS ME USING MY JOSEPHS MAGIC. YOU CAN LOOSE YOUR GUILT TRIP NOW. ADAM ‘COROLLA’ HAD THE SAME EXACT PROBLEM HOE. I WAS THE BEST ADAM ‘COROLLA’ IN A HURRY THAT YOU EVER SLEPT WITH. JOE ROGAN TOO. BITCH U KNOW. I PUT JOE ‘ROGAN’ ON THE FUCKING MAP HOE. “HE KILLED THE FAKE ONE. THATS ALL I KNOW!” I WAS ON FEAR FACTOR. I WAS ALSO JOE ‘ROGAN’ - ROGAINE REFERENCE OBVIOUSLY TO MY FUTURE. AS HAVING NOT MUCH HAIR. IT WENT BAD. I AUTOMATED A SHOW LONG AFTER THE FAKE PEOPLE WERE GONE. THEY ALL DIED. ASK MY SISTER LESA. SHE HAS OFFERED STATEMENTS OUT. IT IS ALL ME. MYSELF and MYSELF FROM THE FUTURE. MY OLDER SELF MY UNCLES VINNIE N EDDIE. “COROLLA’ WAS ACTUALLY A REFERENCE TO A RELATIVE OF MINES CAR WHICH I BORROWED ONE TIME. I MILD CRASHED IT and PAINTED IT UP MYSELF. TRUTH. ADAM WAS THE NAME OF THE MAN TRYING TO KILL ME. HE LOVED TO USE THAT FAKE NAME FOR SOME REASON. “ADAM COROLLA” IT IS NOT A REAL MANS NAME FOLKS. I AM UNABLE TO REVEAL THE MANS TRUE IDENTITY UNTIL THE VERY END. LESA WOULD UNDERSTAND. TRYING NOT TO GET KILLED TOO MUCH MOST OF HER LIFE. I STILL GET SPAM MAIL TO AN ADAM COOK HERE AS A DEATH THREAT. PROBLEM IS: “I EASILY KILLED THAT -IGGA SO FUCK OFF HOE!” 1990 YOU DONT WANNA DEATH THREATEN ME WITH DEAD PEOPLE ‘DUDE’ MY LAST WEEKS STORY ADAM ‘SANGILLO’ SHOT ME WITH AN AK .47 and SHOT AT ME MANY TIMES AS WELL. THE LARGE BULLET WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH MY FUCKING HEAD. I NEVER DIE. ASK WITNESSES SANGILLOS BAR WAS FUCKING PACKED. PORTLAND MAINE REMEMBERS HOE. how do you turn a 20 day dealership plate into a 30 day plate like i need to? JUST KEEP DRIVING HOE. LOL. I WONT EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE UNTIL I HAVE THE MONEY. SOCIAL SECURITY ONLY COMES ONCE PER MONTH HOE. ILL BE MAKING A VIDEO OUT OF MY NEW HIP-HOP SONG THIS WEEK.