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have said since negotiations began PRISTINA, Yugoslavia Yugoslav tanks and troops are pouring in from American which has been stalled since 13 months ago that the process like- International monitors won the remained Saturday at positions they donors more than ever before. December when Israel refused to ly would take years and that merely release Saturday of five Serb civil- took aAer eight Yugoslav army sol- The American connection was proceed with a scheduled withdraw- keeping talks going has value. A ians and reportedly nine ethnic diers were kidnapped Jan. 8. spotlighted svhen burglars twice this al of troops from the West Bank. fiflh round is set for April. Albanian rebels as well in a bid to month stole Barak campaign mater- In Washington, an administration Briefs The peace talks are intended to def'use tensions and revive Kosovo's Mexican congressman ial I'rom the Washington office of official confirmed that Clinton draft a permanent treaty to replace flagging peace process. pollster Stanley Grecnbcrg, who has would meet Arafat and other world 1950-53 seriously wounded in the armistice that ended the The Serb civilians, three men and also advised President Clinton. leaders at the National Prayer CompiledPom Associated Press korean War. two women, werc handed over to shooting "An Israeli Watergate?" one Breakfast on I eb. 4. The two men Korea's of'licial the Kosovo Verification North Korean Mission newspaper asked after the first might meet privately later, said the meanwhile, about sundown, U.S., North Korea Central News Agency, according to MFXICO CITY —A ruling party break-in. Barak has been careful not oflicial, who insisted on anonymity. American monitor Mike resume nuclear talks issued dispatches Saturday saying Philips. congressman was shot three times to point a finger at Netanyahu, while Shaath spoke to reporters aAcr that if the United States "attempts Later, an ethnic Albanian humim and seriously wounded outside his thc prime ininister suggested the talks between Arafat and Egyptian to inflict a nuclear holocaust" on rights group announced that nine burglaries have GENEVA —The United States on home, news media reported may been staged to President Hosni Mubarak in the North korea, the U.S. mainland will Kosovo Liberation Army rebels embarrass him. Saturday resumed its campaign I'or Saturday. I.gyptian Red Sea resort of Sharm bc attacked. captured last month near the The access to a suspected North korean Fernando Castro Suarez, a deputy growing American involve- cl-Sheik. Albanian border were freed by ment has underground nuclear weapons site. from ihe Institutional Revolutionary some Israelis and The two leaders discussed the Yugoslav authorities. Americans U.S. and North Korean oflicials Protestant extremists Party, was shot twice in the chest worried. Critics say peace process and the "settlement The director of'he Albanian-run Americans would only confirm that they held of'ristinaand once in the lcA hand Friday in should not meddle in explosion" in Jerusalem, Shaath take responsibility for Committee the for Defense thc town of Nicolas Romero, Israeli politics because they don' said, referring to Israelis talks throughout the day, but gave ol'uman just building bomb blast Rights and )'recdoms in the no indication of'whether there was northwest of Mexico City. have to live with the consequences and occupying houses in the tradi- central town of Srbica, Murat of'he any progress. They said they would The government news agency policics they support, tionally Arab part of the city. Musliu, said the Kosovo Liberation meet again Sunday. Bl:LFAST, Northern Ireland Notimex said he was attacked by Describing such unease, an inter- On Friday, the Palestinian Cabinet Army guerrillas were handed over The United States is demanding Protestant «xtrcmists have claimed two men and onc woman. vicivcr on Israeli 1V recently told asked the international community I'or to international peace monitors. access to the Kumchangni under- responsibility planting a small Thc chauffeur I'or Castro Suarcz James Carvillc, a onc-time Clinton to boycott products made in Jewish bomb that injured a Roman Catholic The Organization I'or Security and ground site, detected last summer by was also wounded but managed io strategist who now helps Barak: settlements to pressure Israel to Cooperation in I.urope refused to satellite photos, North korea says man at his rural home south of drive himself and Castro Suarez to a "I'coplc are asking, what are these honor the peace agreement. Belfast, comment on the reported release f'rom the site's purpose is secrct, but of'he hospital, newspapers said. people thc States doing in our Neither Arafat nor Mubarak spoke rebels, but did not deny it. denies it is being used for atomic The man, whom police did not Notimcx said the motive for the politics'" to reporters after their mccting. On Jan. the rebels seized sol- vveapons. identify, was hospitalized with 8, shootings was not known, but the Setting agendas, lor onc. Arafat later returned to the Gaza diers about 25 miles northwest Washington so t'ar has rejected shrapnel ivounds to his legs and a of daily I.'I Universal said it might have In thc 1996 campaign, under the Strip. Pristina to bargain for North Korean demands tor $300 hand. the rcleasc of been a kidnapping attempt. No tutelage of U.S. campaign guru The attack the fighters. million in compensation I'or access Tuesday was the latest arrests have been made. Arthur Finkelstein, Nctanyahu Nearly half all act violence The rebels freed the soldiers of to the site, Pyongyang says it needs of claimed in the name eight turned voter unccrtaintics about of the Orange Volunteers, shad- Jan. 13, claiming U.S. and I uropean Italian sheep are imagi- the money because it no longer ivill a From advisers to Mideast peace into thc main issue. owy committed to diplomats had promised to work for be able to usc thc I'acility once it has group derailing Hc pounded away at Shimon Percs nary the release of the guerrillas. donors, Americans been seen by outsiders. peace accord between Northern Thc KLA key with negative messages, such as Ireland's Protestant majority and its said thc dcadlinc for the release "Pcres ol'he will divide Jerusalem." The delegations, headed by U.S. in Israeli vote ROME —Counting sheep, Italy's Catholics, nine fighters passed Friday. Netanyahu, who Ambassador Charles Kartman and lived in the Agriculture Minstry got a wake-up The blast came hours aAcr the Any simultaneous release of the United States for North Korean Deputy Foreign JERUSALI:.M —In a satirical pup- many years, kept call: 41 percent of the sheep, goats British province's major Protestant two groups represents a victory by Finkelstein on aAcr his vic- Minister Kim Gye Gwan, met last pet show, incumbent Israeli Prime clcction and bulls claiined by thc country' party, the Ulster Unionist Party, international monitors seeking to tory. Finkclstcin, iveekend, but paused for thc week to Minister Benjamin Nctanyahu and an adviser to some farmers existed only in their dreams. excluded a rebel member from its reduce tensions, which rose dramat- of America's conscrvativc join peace negotiations with China challenger Ehud Barak f'acc ofT in a top politi- To apply for European Union sub- voting bloc indefinitely I'or voting ically in Kosovo aAer thc Jan. 15 cians, was and South Korea. TV studio in a fierce election frequently summoned to sidies, farmers borrowed flocks against a plank of the peace massacre of'45 ethnic Albanians in Israel to extract The broader talks, which aim to accord. debate. They shout words that their Netanyahu from from neighbors when inspectors the southern village of Racak. political end nearly five decades of cold war American advisers, standing off- crises, came calling. Oflicials figured out William Walker, the American on the Korean peninsula, closed Monitors win release of camera, I'ced them through tiny car thc flock fraud by tagging the ani- head of'hc verification mission, Friday with only moderate progress pieces. Arafat to meet Clinton mals with biodegradablc paint to civilians in Kosovo accused Serb police of the Jan. 15 toward easing tensions. Diplomats At the cnd, tcmpcrs cool long make sure they didn't check any massacre. The government claimed in February enough for the candidates to jump twice in their head counts, thc victims were rebels who died in up, hand on heart, and hum "Thc The Agriculture Ministry battle, and oflicials ordered Walker SI I ARM I!L-S I I El K, Egypt %5~ 'UPsZon 8m~~n Star-Spangled Banner." announced its discovery Friday. out of the country. I'alcstinian leader Yasser Arafat vvill 9VauQ Date to aroma ijs'est??AU manSe is,' Thc skit on the "Ilarzulim" show Sheep and goats made up thc bulk in~ed Under intense international prcs- meet U.S. Prcsidcnt Bill Clinton rcflccts a ncw reality in Israel, of the imaginary flocks, with only "- '* 'st. sure, Yugoslav President Slobodan Fcb. 4 in Washington, the Ahead of'ay 17 elections, 633,589 identified out of 1,090,713 Milosevic froze the expulsion order Palestinian planning minister said American influence and money claimed, the Agriculture Ministry Na~ C'oops~~":,',:"i .-" .".'.,'~""'-'~~nba WM Friday, enabling Walker to stay. Saturday. seem to be everywhere. said. Nevertheless, there werc I'cw signs Nabil Shaath gave no details, but Z~ ~a Nctanyahu and Barak have hired The biggest flock frauds were on "' Saturday that tensions werc casing. the mccting will probably focus on piscis '"-..::~"4'j< xaam Covcanvt top-of-the-line U.S. strategists and, the island of Sicily, where 43 per- Camel& In the Podujevo area, about 20 miles the implementation of'the U.S.-bro- NaM~Ey~:,.: according to one expert watching cent of the flocks were faux. '.~:i.<',j,rij',, kercd Wyc River ~ north of thc provincial peace agreement, u;i', p'[ ~ capital ~i i,"~-,,iru . ~s,l uuu '.nl '"..ri', ~.'ci"i the money trail, millions of dollars
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Aaron Schab: Opinion Desk 885-2219 Tuesday, January 26, 1999 'empthorne T'Mr QQI.erg I a.rrCr.'k TQQ MIGM, OQkeS. TQQ kQUGM already contra-,„„,.„,.„„,„,„„„„„.,„„ brcak, while at some stations in don't notice thc prices gettilig popped up on Moscow Vision better yet, pave the stupid road 1 13oisc it was 87 cuts. That's 1'rom jack«d thc moment up thc students 2020: Moscow residents should (there is th>s amazing invention >Cttttg himSelf Whiic moss Moscnsc mccctscnsis 20 to 30 cents liigher than it was in sia>1 stl'eillll Ing Into tossvn? lorm a cooperative gas station and called "asphalt" ). treat University ol Idaho students in Moscow. What's By Scott Fry thc deal'), thc Unfortunately, they have us over either drive these price-fixing a South Main is also a travesty, and fair and accommodating manner, I'leccc noticed thc price ol in University ofIdaho A>J;anaur gas a barrel with a knilb to our throat, bloodsuckcrs out of business or get contains the same I'or several car-swallowing cannot he said local iVloscow I ise by 10 cullis tile two because ni> one in this town has thc them to o!Tcr competitive prices. potholes, which gas stations. Gas the Moscow road Afler prices in Moscow >lays bcf()le >lie cnd ol ( hristnnls guts to start a a cainpaign claiming thc price war. !v1oscow Thc I.leece would certainly patron- department has tried to fix filling are ridiculously high by "Generation ol'hc Child," Gov. anyway (in brcak. Who the hell do these robber residents and Ul students n«cd to ize a Moscow Gas Co-op. one I'lcccc with gravel. I Icy guys, gravel does Dirk reporter's hometown, barons think they're I'ooling? 1)o band Kempthornc's plans seem to b» together and light this extor- Something needs to be done about not stay in gsas was potholes (especially con- 99 cents over Christmas they think th;It Moscow residents tion. the going against the grain ol'his most Perhaps best idea has Moscow's roads, which are in sidering the constant flow of semi adamant and ardent platforms. deplorable condition. truck trafTic) unless there's asphalt Granted, declaring his administra- The two biggest on top of it. The I'leece kept an eye tion as "'Ihe Generation of thc olTenders the I'leece on a pothole that Moscow road , Child" was probably another just has noticed are South crews tried to fix by filling with election-year platitude, but one Main and Railroad gravel, and it took exactly a day and would think hc would have waited to Street. Railroad a half for the pothole to return to its begin blatantly contradicting his pre- ~+ucII, Street's problem is original size. If you'e going to do viously stated views. AI'O>I>>- @co that it is more pothole something, why not do it correctly? Apparently, this much forward Co7~ ~ than not. It's not a As bad as the South Main pot- thought is not Gov, Dirk's strong matter of missing holes are, they are not nearly as suit. For, in this year's budget, potholes, it s a matter damaging as the one-two punch that Kempthorne has added no morc than of dodging the other greets motorists at the intersection a pittance to thc state ol Idaho's edu- cars that are strewn of South Main and the Troy cation budget and has cut thc discre- along the road with Highway. It is there that motorists tionary funding for public schools in their axles tom ofT. not only have their car's alignment half, according to a recent article in This is a busy street, destroyed by potholes, but also thc Spokesman-Reviei>. But don' and serves a valuable have their tires ruined by the jagged you worry none, Kempthornc has reducer of traffic edges of metal that protrude from used that money to pay for his brand from Deakin Street. It the old railroad crossing, a crossing, spanking new "Reading I'und." seems that if the it should be noted, which is not What exactly is this "Reading Athletic Department even used anymore, at least not in Fund," and why did Gov. has the money to the daytime hours. If the City of Kcmpthornc deign to take $5,5 mil- move the football Moscow cannot afford to flx this lion from Idaho schools to support team to Pullman, the mess, then perhaps some sort it? It seems to mc that this "fund" is of university (if they are fundraiser could be held. The just an amorphous entity the ones responsible Fleece would rather a few dol- Kcmpthorne has created to allow pay for this road) should lars at a raffle than several morc paperwork and more jobs for hundred have enough funds to dollars at Joe's Garage for a vehic- his self-appointed "advisers," who fill a few potholes, or ular emergency. 'e is now pigeon-holing throughout his administration. In this sense, it 'eems to have done its job, if noth- 'ng else, as a diversion and added Astounding lack of morals in Washington politics distraction, is sickening By Kam> M>lier ings ol govcrnmcnt altogether? Just his actions are D.F. Oliveria of the Spokesman- so deeply morally sess in entirety, would provide them question of impeachment is noi University of Idaho Argonaul a symbolic demonstration of'heir ofrcnsivc are those Review and others in the Idaho same ones who with "the good life." To be the best about morals. It is about practical disgust? Ironic, don't ya think'! seem to have a little trouble so- media seem to have fallen for it with human being possible was not for matters and the business of the With all thc country's major publi- Although these rare species of called morality hook, linc and sinker. Olivcria men- themselves. the benefit of any god, or for the country. The American people do cations and news networks bom- elected ol'licials arc captivating, Chenowcth, tions this wonderful $5.5 million Livingstone, incentive ofaheaven. It was enough noi want Clinton to be impeached barding the public with endless ram- not they arc thc main attraction 1'ackwood, and countless other tor them io just know they had lived but Congress I>. reading program in thc middle ot his oi'his is trying anyway; ls biings on the impeachmcnt trial, the ride, That special honor goes to Republicans have had fexv low- editorial praising the governor' a the best life they could, to be the Congress'job to tell us what is and .University..of---Idaho -opinion The Morals ot'he American-People, profile rolls-in the hay with'individ- bastyou can be. " - " '-= isn't attempt to'"help the "next genera- —.staA'igures, rigI>t? Do we elect these oN- "I-ley, what's one more?" respectively. For you sec, this ua1s they were not lcga11y bound to. This relates to the tion." He, however, does not seem to political world cials so they can show us how to live With that little disclaimer, we impeachment trial is not about the This kind of hypocrisy concerning thusly: politicians can with the realize the money is coming from get away good life? If so, we did a pretty begin our journey into the depths of president's sex life or bipartisanship proverbial matters ol the heart, or murder. Hell, most them have. funding allocared of crappyjob, because thus far it seems previously to the the'chool filthy, almost inhuman scandal (or lack thereof), but more about whichever else, makes one, more They can abuse their power and the "good" is from districts throughout Idaho. far any of their involving our president, Bill "Slick how the American people, thc very notably the American people, won- embezzle money and just be nasty lives. The United States Congress is These monies are now being redis- Willie" Clinton. On the right are the ones ivho voted for these der what thc heck is going on up bastards putting their constituents to elected to represent the people in tributed to the schools with serious Conservative Republicans, passion- Congressmen in this crazy zoo of'a there on ol'apitol Hill. Just one shame. If we can somehow remind government, and as far as this restrictions on how, where and when ately bellowing their triumphant call government, fccl about how things giant adulterous orgy? Well, no of them that, if they are not convinced impeachment thing goes, they are they can bc used. of: "The president is not higher than have turned out so far. Some would course not, they are just people like they are accountable to us, they will doing nothing but standing on the State Superintendent ol'ublic the law! Wc must kccp the good say, "Ilcy, if thc guy's doin'is job thc rest of us, and there is no doubt always be accountable to them- Soapbox of Hypocrites and shouting Instruction, Moscow's own Marilyn moral standing of this nation and OK and my taxes arcn't goin'o up, thc rest of us have had a few minor selves, thmn they might just mend how we'e all goin'o hell. l-loward, docs not seem too happy have him impeached! Hurrah!" then lct him screw all the interns he scandals. Hut docs that excuse the the error of their ways. Somehow, Hallelujah. with this change of afl'airs. Even On the lel't are thc Liberal wants." While others would lire prcsidcnt's behavior? The we have to bring the morals back It's time to take someaction. Now though Kcmpthornc gave hcr a "fly- Democrats pcrfor>ning their sancti- back, "The prcsidcnt's behavior cer- Republican hypocrites say no, and into politics and get rid of this awful is the time to re-evaluate this zoo by" thank you indicating it was her monial walk-out dance, showing tainly does not rcflect my own per- thc Psycho Sinner Democrats say mudslinging partisanship crap that and see what can be done about the idea, shc responded by calling the their support 1'or thc president by sonal morals and thus must bc oust- yes. 13ut what is the answer' is bringing the entire government lackofmorals. Perhaps itis a money governor's plan a "not good news" simply leaving the Capitol when this ed violently from his position of To address this burning question down, and the American people with issue. With salaries and term limits budget. whole impeachmcnt thing began popover!" ivc turn now to thc Greeks. Thc it. Why are there such low voter the way they are, no wonder our arc wc creating a ncw fund Why with the passing of thc articles in thc The latter comment brings us to Greeks were concerned with a few turnout rates? Because normal peo- elected oflicials have delusions of that takes money, what little of't I!ouse. Why do they lcel thc only another feature of this political roller major characteristics, namely jus- pie don't want to get involved in the grandeur. Maybe it is time we got there is, !rom the budget allotment way to support this young dynamo coaster. Those who insist the presi- tice, ivisdom, piety, courage and whole giant mess. their feet hack on the ground. school lights and text- for heating, ol a president is to Icavc the work- dent should be impeached because temperance, that, il onc were to pos- l-lowcvcr, having said all this, the books'? If wc need a new fund, which is in and of itself qucstion- Diploma fee just another UI ripoff ablc, then it seems the money ought Men are arnaZingly Simple tp understand to come from somewhere other than Aaron Schab But think about it. I have thc Bob until it's then it's an already under-supported state By paid By Phillips, Jr. dead, you eat it. men to break stuff, and a load of education budget. Opinion Edilor Ul over 10,000 dollars (not count- Uni I'ersio'f Idalio r1 rgonnu> Women, on the other hand, kept fun. So here we men are, breaking ing thc money that divas extorted things complicated. They'd pick the stuff in the simplest way possible, lt is nice that our esteemed Gov. Those University Idaho undcr- via University over The kcy word to this article is sim- berries otT this tree, but not that one, always hoping for a loud noise and a Kempthorne is making mouth music of Residences) who are to walk thc last five for educa- ple. Mcn like things to be simple, because those berries were poiso- bright flash. It's not hard to under- to thc sounds of the school yard grads hoping years my always. Layers of simplicity create a nous. See, once you begin to make stand. Everything is simple. express, but when he docs so, he through commencement ccre- tion, and that is much less than out man's mind, and that's all there is to things complicated, you can't stop. To add to simplicity, men resist also expects someone cise to come monics in May will have, by now, of staters have to cough up. I-low I'r it. Women can't seem to fathom this I don't know why, but men like change. It's one of the basic rules of clean up the mess. turned in their graduation lorms damn hard would it be the UI idea, but mcn don't see what's so loud noises and flashing lights. Most manhood, that once something So, what exactly is Kcmpthomc and senior survey. They will have to waive me this ridiculous diplo- hard to grasp about "I want some- men I knovv arc more than happy to works, don't change it unless you doing to our state's school districts also paid their I5 dollar diploma ma fce'? It is more the principal of thing to be simple." I'e had many sit and watch a lightning storm and can make it better. This resistance to with this budget? By this question, I fee. With the persistancc of a crack the matter and the hassle of having females over the course of my life- listen to the thunder. That's why wc change is also a simple idea, and mean besides making it so thorough- addict, thc UI hits up its students to write another check that bothers time ask mc the same silly questions, have action movies, and why these therefore a series of these ideas can ly confusing that no onc really for money at every opportunity. me thc most. That, and the fact that such as, "Why arc men so hard to movies actually make money: create a layered complexity. If a man knows whether or where any of the On the surface, a 15 dollar fee to when the UI is not outright bleed- shop for?" or "Why are men so difli- because of the loud noises and flash- wasn't hungry when he woke up, money is coming from or going to. receive a diploma does not sound ing its students for large sums of cult?" First off, these vvomcn all ing lights. Certainly this is where he'l eat breakfast so he won't be „". Or is that precisely the point: to con- all that bad. Certainly most stu- cash it is doing its best to nicklc- should have known better, because war comes from. A fcw different hungry later. If I'm happy now with- fuse and'istract everyone from the dents have been targeted thc and-dime them to death. s by they basically asked the opposing groups of men had a bunch of explo- out a girlfriend, I won't look to hard fact that he docs not really know roving Ul parking Nazis a time or The charges that can be filed team for a game plan. My ansvver, sive things, and they had a contest to to find one, because things may get what he is doing while he occupies :, two, and 15 dollars is the going against thc university for these invariably, is "Men are simple. We see who could make the loudest worse. Unless, of course, finding a ;'s what is ostensibly the most powerful rate I'r parking indiscretions these ofrenscs are varied and volumnous like simple things. There's nothing noise and the brightest flash. girlfriend would make my happiness .'' in the state of Idaho? position days. and range from the sinister to the hard to understand." Something went wrong, and some- better. silly. A simple can of soda pop, Lct mc give you some examples. one got hurt. Then the opposing My next point deals with dating. lifeblood of many a student, costs Men invented the atomic bomb. The groups began to aim their explosives Some men like women who wear a IN TOUCH KEEP at least a nickle more on campus, name alone implies simplicity: at the other groups, and wars began. lot of makeup, because it reminds unless you buy it in thc SUB Food atomic bomb. It's an explosive It was, and still is, a contest to see these men of flashing lights. Others We welcome letters up to 250 Send letters to: Court, where it's more like 15 device that makes atoms blow up. who can make the loudest noise and prefer women who wear little or no , words on topics of general inter- Letters to the Editor cents extra. Printouts from IDA at Easy, simple. Thc way it works is the brightest flash. makeup, because we like simplicity. est. All letters are subject to edit- University of Idaho the Library now cost 6 cents. that men took the most basic, simple During a war, men arc allowed to Men are good at breaking things, and ing. Please sign with your full Argonaut now have to thing they could lind, the atom, and brcak things; in fact, they are women are fragile. The extreme ver- last Students buy a course name (first name, initial, c/0 Aaron Schab broke it. ordered to break things. We can' sion of this concept is an abusive catologue, which was free in the This example leads us into a name) and include a daytime tele- 301 Student Union It's few other areas about the male mind. really pass up an opportunity like relationship, but this is a bad where can be ID 83844 past. not even necessary to add phone number you Moscow, that we like explosions, wc like to this, It goes back to the primitive extreme. Finally, men resist change. Letters fax: 885-2222 the sickening cost of books, park- reached for verification. Or (208) take things apart, and wc like to days, when we got to kill things. That is why a man looks for some- ing permits (which do not even to the editor arc selected on the Or email: argo»aut@uida- break things. Death is the breaking of something's one who reminds him of his mother. read- guarantee a parking spot), parking basis of public interest and ho.edu In prehistoric times, men went out life cycle. There you have it; the basis of the tickets, locker fees, lab fees, and 'bility, Or telephone: (208)885-7825 and killed stuff. It was an easy con- Look at it this way: men are good male mind. Simple, always simple. so on and so forth. cept. You find something that's alive, at breaking rules, laws, hearts, doors Don't fl>x it if it ain't broken. See RIPOFF, A6 then you poke it with a sharp stick and bones. Football was invented for Page A6 Trrcsday, JQI)(lolv 1999 26, The University ol Idaho Argonaut RIPOFF, from AS — With students and their parents departments (other than the Your Weekly (1/24 1/30) Horoscopes: By Miss Anna (or creditors) having their lunds Athletic Department) enough ARIES'March 21 April 20) challenges you. Some inside infor- SAGITTARIUS: (November 23 not bc what vacuumed out of their back pock- money to buy paper for their pho- you expected. You Timing seems to bc very good, so m;ition moy make it possible to put - December 21) may also have ets by the Ul, it would be expected tocopicrs or to provide hluebooks to readjust your it's hest to take advantage of pro- ;1 fcw extra dollars in your pocket, lf you usc your imagination, there that a student could get a decent lor students, thinking or re-evaluate yoirf goQls moting a business ideas or career possibly real estate. may bc a dclightf'ul romantic sur- a major decision education. But unfortunately, that Thc University of Idaho has sold is «lose at hand, advanccmcnt. Devote a majority of prise just around the corner for is not always the case. out its students intellectual and your efTorts to job interests and LIBRA: (September 24 - you. There may be confusion in PISCES: For instance, the entire reason it educational interests to the )vhore (February 20- you'l be amazed at just how much October 23) regards to a social or roniantic date March 20) has taken me five years to gradu- of pop culture. Just look around is accomplished. A 1'ew of yolir ideas Qrc inlpracti- that nlay cause frustration earlier Now ate is because thc Administration campus: lootbal! is more impor- is is good ol'tii11c is Qny to brit tf)at docsn't mean you need in the week. Good vibes arc devel- learn apparently f'eels it is more impor- tant than theatre or music. to become thrifty, Think TAURUS: (April 21 - May io give up completely on them. It's oping for future career goals. bcf'orc tant to toss heaps of money toward Building o Commons full of you part your hiird canted 21) time to capitalize on your gr«gari- cash You has(. 1'ir our law-breaking, 1 fumanitarian garbage like MeDonalds and who a f(.ii out idc is Misleading news about those close ous nature and push ahead with CAPRICORN: (December 22 Qri(f Bowl-winning football team than knows what else is more crucial to opt)irons and if press to you lnay (ifis(.'. Ehc on guard and any projects involving your career January 20) to actually fund any of thc liberal our Administrators than building others )~rff only cause conf'usion make no decisions until you have path - ihe more supporters you can You have a chance to arts departments. Because of inofc clossroo)11s ol facilltv office strengthen an and maybe hostility, [for)'t p(rsh oil the 1'acts straight. Self-interest gather, thc bcttcr. important relationship which underfunding, thc Fnglish dep;irt- space, both of which are in terribly sig- your luck by saying or doing any-! will motivate you, although you nals success for any ment, along with others, is no short supply. Pllttillg ill all ('.spfcs- long range thing foolish. may bc tom bct)veen )vonting to SCORPIO; (October 24- dependability. 1'ry longer able to of'fer classes that are so stand next to President to kccp a tight excel in a particular matter, or November 22) rein on your required for graduation every Iloover's oflice is a higher priority temper ond reactions IF TIIIS WEEK IS YOUR, sharc thc spotlight. .rhere may bc an unexpcctcd mes- to others. Il semester. Those «lasses that err( than supplying professors with you speak before you BIRTIIDAY: f.'.vcrythillg scct11s sage coming your way that may think, feelings may be hurt and ofTered are only available in onc chalk or dry erase markers lor - tobcsuchabigchorc lately. ltmayi GEMINI: (iMay 22 June 21) rnomcntarily throw you ofl'al- explanations will section, )vhich invaraibly happens their classrooms. And let's not be difficult, bc bccausc you are physically and 1'ravel is in the works, make sure ance both emotionally and finan- to be scheduled at the sanic tilnc os even get started on thc whole Rcc llicntally rundown. Start taking to plan your itinerary carefully, cially. Make sure to keep the lines the other required classes. 1'his Center ripofT, the funds of )vhich AQUARIUS: (January 21 - better core of yourself'nd you'l creating some time lor pleasure. of communication with fami- adds to live ol'ollege )vere taken from 1'ecs with- open February 19) discover a up years student You'l whole new you. There come up with an idea con- ly members. Financial advice is Your timing sccms pretty quick. Students should not out their knowledge. to be ofT, and it may be alot of prcssure on you at cerning business or relationship suggested regarding any new may bc have to spend 2,000 dollars and an And on top of that, alter students difficult to reach someone work, learn to dclcgate tasks and interests that may sound great, but investments. you'vc extra year of their lifi just to take hove forked over thousands of dol- been trying to get ahold ol'. lcavc thc work behind while don't expect everyone else'to share you two classes. lars for an education from dcpart- If you do, thc conversation may arc ot home. your interest. Of course, why should th« l11ents that lose their funding to '„',';"'„:.":A'tI'tt'eke(I,|s:i;.'haik'ata„'„"'a'f''j:„::U,.';af Administration care'? It's much pigskin-tossing ncanderthals, the lIfib'a;;:,;::," ';~.':.f,„."- "'::; CANCER: (Junc 22 - July more profitable to keep students university has tbe nerve to charge '23) here f'r five years and suck their us a 15 dollar diploma fee. Give Your view of the immediate f'uture money up than to actually give mc a brcak. will benefit your ability to firm up romantic ties, and encourage I 1 supervisors at work to have added confidence in you. This depend- ~ ~ ability you portray inspires faith into those who surround you. Guard against poor judgement.
LEO: (July 24- August 23) Try to modify your views, if nec- essary, to ensure peace on the I ~ homefront. Displaying a defensive attitude may produce actions that may be regretted later. You may have to deal with a few headstrong individuals, and an argument is incvitablc.
VIRGO: (August 24- 0 ~ September 23) You may be in the mood to have things your own way, but it may ,I not be the best of times to insist on r ~ it. Hack off if someone seriously Gheck Out the Student Organizations At the U ef I! y(ANT TO JOIN A STUDENT ORGANIZATION? A ~
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~ ~ ~ fp~QpgY4~ gp+ ~ A Qe?-l, e~eo ~ ~ ~ l 1 I Here are just some of the Organizations I d that are going to be there: Student Idaho Cattle Association Society of Mining, Metallurgy, and Exploration Ul Club Fastpitch Softball MMBB Club Campus Gold: Girl Scouts WANT Entomology Club TO MEET American Chemical Society NEW PEOPLE> Alpha Phi Omega TLsesday, January 26 10:00a.m. - 2:00 p.m. SUB Ballroom To reserve a table call: Kris Day 885-2237 or Jeff Kay 885-4539 All SOIIAUT www.uldatto.odu/argouaut Tonya Snydcr: Sports Desk 885-7705 i'uesday, January 26. 1999 exen swin NBA season gets underway Sl'ea O iVe with change Todd By Mordhorst half and that's quite a dc I Troy Vet Clinic (208) 835-3002 700 South Main, Moscow 883-6246 Friday, A SNRT, SOPHISTICATED THRltlN Jan. 29 PHOVOCAllVf! CHIIIIHI S PER BPWL BROADCAST Risking his life to let the S aturday, January'30th people know about the r 10 a.m;:.to '<(AS:r WWW.iildahO.ediflargOIISIIt Ty Carpenter: I.ntertainment Desk 885-8924 ! " Tuesday, January 26 1999 Laura's "Brains in a Vat spill forth Varsity Blues depicts the A review "'y Kristl Ponozzo Unii'ersity ofIdaho Argonaut good 01'ays A movie review Brains of all artistic endeavors werc in the new status has girls throwing themselves at By Latisha Taylor vat of Laura*s Tea and Treasure Friday him, the head cheerleader decorates herself Uni»ersiti'f Idaho night for poetry, skits and songs. Theatre rfrgonaut in a whip cream bikini to get a reaction and Outside the Bell Jar presented "Brains in a clerks in the grocery store give him free The only thing that is blue Vat," a one-night production full of enter- about Varsity beer. Blues is the fact that you need to purchase a tainment, mostly comical, but some very OK guys, sure this sounds like a dream ticket 45 'oving pieces as well. minutes in advance. At least that come true. Maybe that is why the theater was the situation during its opening week. has Laura's was well-lighted and airy, Smoke been packed every night, only to be In New Canaan, Texas, you will lind an filled did not hang in thc air and poets did not with laughter at every sexual innuen- attitude that portrays a utopian view ol what ramble on obnoxiously I'or hours about do, While some werc quite humorous,!he .- high school was like, or should have been irony is f'unnier. their seasonal depression or bipolar disor- even While all the guys are like. In this town football reigns and down- laughing, their ders. The atmosphere was cheery; most of dates are sitting next to them toivn stores close Friday afternoons. The with their mouths the audience as well as thc performers were open, not believing what whole tosvn mentally prepares f'r thc game are . regulars. they hearing. that ev«ning. Children are raised playing Pushing towards district Brains in a Vat opened with a poem titled championship tootball. They eat, sleep and breathe it. number 23, the team begins to do "Tunnel Vision." Thc poem was a comical great, It doesn't sound all that bad, except when excep1 for thc silent piece about how narcissistic today's mental games bet» een society you have too much. Mox and Kilmcr. Mox is running plays that is. It was written and performed by Bccky With 22 district championships behind Kilmer has never heard of, let alone called. O'ourke and Tim S. The poem made ref- him thc mentally abusive coach 13ud Kilmer The two embark erences on this collision course. to super-skinny supermodels and (Jon Voig>ht) has enough power that the Who will survive the race leaves us all Noxzema promises. The poem tied in with entire town is cating out of the palms of his intrigued, but only by a string, This movie's thc "Brains in a Vat" title very nicely. hands. consistency is pathetic. Why then has it Robert Parks and Tom Armstrong werc Jon Moxon (James Van Der Beck), the made an outrageous amount of money? two of thc three musical performers who second-string quarterback, and his girl friend Well, that is easy. graced thc stage with guitar in hand. Their Julie (Amy Smart) are the only two people We all regard high school as the best days music was folk-inspired and thc original who see more to life than football. To the of our lives, and anything that takes us back lyrics and vocals both provided enter- werc rest, life just could not go on without it. Thc to the glory days thrills our every whim. taining to say thc least. The audience movie was is especially critical of the team After being accepted to Brown University enthralled both talents. by members'a1hers who have physically gone as he hoped, Moxon struggles with whether Tim Waterman "What to performed I can seed, but remain emotional adolescents or not hc should let Kilmer get away with Imagine Being in Allen Ginsberg's living vicariously through their sons. anymore injustice. Moxon is pushed over Asshole" and "Thc Moxon Olympics: A modest has his heart set on an Ivy Leaguc the edge when in the championship game, 'roposal." Both were original and extreme- cal poems. One of them titled "Ida" was Treasure as their venue for expression. college, Brown University. Finding him his 1eammate is knocked out with a knee 'y funny secretly reading a book satirical poems, The lirst needs no about a female egg cxpericncing thc trau- Theatre Outside the 13ell Jar derived its during the game is injury. While Kilmer tries to drug him up no unusual explanation and the second was hypothe- mas of floating from the ovaries to the name I'rom a bell jar. Goods such as fruits circumstance. Ilis playing time with a needle Moxon, Tweeter (Scott Caan) is few and far sizing what it would be like to form a gay- womb. The last linc read, "I refuse to bc arc put in1o a bell jar to preserve them, to in betsveen. Lance Harbor and Billy Bob (Ron Lester) stand up for (Paul the only Olympic games. pcnetratcd, no one will make a zygote out kccp the air out. A person could not survive Walker), star quarterback, has not what is right. me." sat out a game since third The evening needed no livening up, of Sarah Ilcnson was the author of inside a bell jar; therefore, they must be grade when they "The only way we are going back out on all started Little Regardless, perfoimcr Alvin B. had to fin- this light-hearted, hilarious piece. outside thc bell jar to live and create. League together. This is, of the field is without you," Moxon threatens. course, no thanks to Kilmer, who ish his performance vomiting in thc bath- O'ourke thought up "Brains in a Vat" "We started Hell Jar because there just is always Trying to save face, Kilmer threatens the there to ease the room. (These performers arc devoted to with the help of some philosophical wercn't enough vcnues for women to pain for one of his players opposite, but the team's repressed feelings svith drugs if it means winning the their work. Even in the face of a stomach friends. Thc phrase "brains in a vat" is cxprcss th«ir talent," said O'ourke. She game. of hatred keep Kilmcr from ever coaching When Lance sulTers a serious knee injury, again. . flu they brave thc stage.) Alvin turned out meant to dcscribc the skepticism in the said the Hell Jar started out as all women by Kilmer has no choice but to call on Moxon. to be just fine and another reader finished actual relationship bctwccn body and brain. design, but after thc first show a bunch of Needless to say, the experts might noi Taking a deep breath hc swallows a chunk with 'his piece "Lif'e in the Fast Lane" by Bill O'ourke, Carole Lowingcr, Pam mcn were eager to participate. agree the acting level or with the -.London. of pride and places 1he ball in the boy' directing, but the~re forgettlngxine minute ) !1! Palmer,,Jerry,Sailor, Acriana Burns, Sandy 1he Next Show„will take place sometime t hands. Everyone is'pfetisantly surprised 'detail: This movie 'will sell"because kit A short, c'omical skit',about thc wonderful Lambachcr, Sarah Henson and Micki in March, thc exact date and time has yet to to'ind that the boy has talent, and more then depicts a small amount truth. ;,world of rubber titled "Rubber Earnestly" Panttaja were the eight women who started be announced. Theatre Outside the Hell Jar of It takes us . they could have hoped for. "Where did Jon back to the good old 18- was performed by regulars Mandy, Tropher and performed in the very first Theatre has played to a full house every perfor- days, and to 25- Moxon come from'?" becomes the cliche. year-olds possess more purchasing and Greg (no last names given). Outside thc Hell Jar. I'ormcrly at Thc Vox, mance, so come early for a good seat. power Despite all the newfound fame, Mox than they are. Hccky O'ourke performed three comi- the theatre group now uses Laura's Tea and Admission is f'rec. given credit for. maintains his composure, even though his 'eter Murphy continues to wow Bauhaus fans You'e got the/**king power to disregard this CD An album review pass this album ofl as a simple rc- from the 1988 album I oi e An album review bly to make the song sound tougher. Substance By Heather Frye rclcase would bc a discredit not Ilysteria. With a bouncy synth beat, X by Thc Curse of thc By Ben Morrow In the scheme of things, "Get Golden Uni versity ofIdaho Argonaut only to thc record, but to Murphy's it is slightly catchier than the typi- Up Vampire. Unii'ersity ofIdaho Argonaiu While You Can" gets an award for "Substance X," integrity as an artist. Granted, it has cal Murphy song, but still enor- almost as though steadiest beat. It has bccn nearly fourteen the unavoidable ol' they were checking ofl' list of years earmarks mously rich and beautiful. 've You Got the F*~king Paw'er, "Residiuum," by Christoph de requirements for the since Bauhaus parted ways. Their Murphy work. I lis signature prowl- During his Bauhaus years, CD, showcases thc latest promotional compilation Babalon and originally released on computer noise, time together was brief —a fire- ing baritone voice and unearthly Murphy also remade, in his own delayed distorted released by Digital Hardcore thc album Destroy Berlin, is the sec- voices, more noise and "eerie" cracker stint from '79 to '83. Yct lyrical dclivcry that have been with way, the works of other artists, such syn- Recordings (DHR), is a CD filled ond track. It starts out with a thesizers, As the album liner their lcgcnd lives, Thc undisputed him since the 13auhaus days still as Bowie's "Ziggy Stardust" and T. puts it, with almost pure crap. The idea of "creepy" synthesizer riff, joined "[Curse of the Golden 'kings of the original Gothic punk remain. Rcx's "Tclcgram Sam." Holding Vampire] !~ music docs not apply herc. While later on by some typical techno goes straight for the heart and rips it :,jnovement, they produced a smat- But Murphy has never been af'raid with that tradition, Murphy has L that may sound harsh, onc listen can drum machine programming. out. tering of albums in those years that to expcrimcnt and grow as an artist. included "Big Love of a Tiny 'he easily prove otherwise. This is the "Residiuum" has about as much song ends with some kind are still capturing the hearts and Synthcsizcrs and keyboards have Fool," which was a work of originally kind ol'album that would onc buy it'c groove as a robotic goat, and yet has Casio on crack and sounds com- , 'gars of folks not yct born when they long since replaced thc raw clcctric by thc veteran Turkish artist Mashar or she truly svantcd tn piss ofl almost no changes. The synth pletely dil'ferent than the start, !;sverc together. Testament to thc guitars and hair-raising rcvcrb of Alanson, of MFO. n'rums authority figures. continue on aAer a short However, this reporter cannot resist ','depths of their cross-generational the Bauhaus days. The result —a Another track that reveals the pro- The CD, featuring such "artists" pause. Basically the same pattern the hilarity of the name and so ;:appeal was their 1998 tour, found in fluence of Turkish as Atari Teenage Riot, Bomb 20 for about three minutes, this song deems The Curse of the Golden : ', which sold out at almost culture on Murphy's works (amazingly worse than mush heads wins the title of most repetitive, Vampire the best band on the ', every venue from Los is "Surrendered." The ; Matchbox 20), Shizuo, Christoph which is hard to do on a CD like album. '.Angeles to Seattle. music is highly rcminis- dc Babalon, EC8OR, Patrie C., Alee You 'se Got the F'kinI, Poiver. Second-to-last is Bomb 20 play- Thc Bauhaus Rcsurrcction ccnt of the Bauhaus song Empire and, just when the names The next song is by Shizuo, fea- ing "You Killed Me First." This par- ,', tour drew thousands "King Volcano," but couldn't possibly gct any cheesier, turing more distorted techno drums ticular tune follows the same of'!ghostly pattern pale Goth-fans out Murphy adds other-world- 'of The Curse of the Golden Vampire. at the start along with what sounds as the others except for the begin- ; thc woodwork and ly vocals by his Arabic There is also mention in thc liner of like distorted feedback. Also on the ning, which has a sort of a movie ': inspired a renewed creative teacher Shengul to compli- a ncw DHR band, Cobra Killer, but list of performers for this song, preview announcement about des- assion in all of the Bauhaus ment his own. no sample song. One can only guess titled "The Man," is some girl perate hippies that became yuppies. embers. Especially taken Thc final song, "Big and that DHR headquarters showed a repeating the word "around" way After that display of verbal viscosi- ith this revitalized spirit Tiny Li»e" is just track peek of wisdom and, as they say in too many times. Later in the song ty comes the standard computer as Peter Murphy, the three over again, except India, leA a frozen snake cold. shc states that she wants to have an noise, distorted drums and bass, and and's avant-garde lead live. However, there is an Throughout this article, the vari- orgasm. The CD liner praises one instrument unique to the song, a t ocalist. Still charged with unnamed a cappella track ous bands have been judged as Shizuo highly, saying it "adds ... turntable. Bomb 20's performance reative energy after the at the end of the album that though they were competing in an new discord to the noise." Despite is summed up in the liner with 'our, Murphy did a whirl- is frankly stunning. award show with slightly less pres- the song's downfalls, however, "...[thesong] stretches your senses isvind six day stint at Studio Murphy's voice is more tige than the Grammies, aptly "The Man" is the catchiest song on like an elastic ready to snap." Bomb '.X in Seattle. The result —a than powerful enough to named the Grumpies. Following a the whole album. 20 ends up in a three-way tie for ",five track EP on Red Ant carry an entire album with- careful inspection of each song will Next up on the growing list of most likely to impress a bully. titled Recall. out a breath records of music be an award„pointing out the best noise is the band EC8OR, whose Last is Alee Empire, dubbed "the ! To date, Murphy has been behind it, much less this the "Mean" ~ ~ quality of respective song. song actually has a "rip- noise master," playing yet another ;the only member of the orig- one, a howling haunt- and Atari Teenage Riot is the first band pin'" guitar rifT that sounds like an techno noise parade. The only good Inal Bauhaus team to have a ing tune. on thc CD, playing one of the worst electric shaver. This seems to be part of this song is it has the least :relatively productive solo Murphy promises to add jingles, "Get Up While You Can," quite a breakthrough since one can amount of computer noises on it, :career. Since 1986 he has a sixth full-length album to originally released on the album actually hear a few different notes but it still ends up being rttore than .punched out an album every his repertoire to mark this, Tlie Future of kYar. This track, as played in the song. any good nerd could handle. Alee :two to three years on the Beggar's smoother, mellower and infmitely thc twentieth year of his career. It though setting thc general style for On top of the basic riff there is Empire also ends up in the middle :Banquet label. Though never suc- more music. haunting should be out sometime in thc early the rest of You've Got the F ~king plenty of noise and a little girl of the bufly-impressing songs. 'cessful in fully reclaiming the orig- "Roll Call —Recall," a radical part of this year. Poiver, completely ignores the con- yelling. "Mean" is easily the most To sum it up, You'e Got the .inal and the "Roll Call" energy magic of remake of from In the meantime, buy this album cept of melody. There is almost a chaotic song on You'e Got the F «king Power is filled with noise, ;Bauhaus years, retained Murphy's Murphy a 1990 release Deep, kicks (unless, of course, you have all his bass line hidden behind layers of F "king Power. mostly unintelligible. The experi- but :small loyal following. off the album. It is dark, with slow, prior works). Though it is not long, fuzz and purposeful static, and "Snuff Out" by Patrie C. follows, ence could be best described as lis- three- The album comes after a chest-rattling bass and heavy, eerie it is energetic, beautifully balanced mostly monotone, hoarse vocal with a fairly good drum machine tening to a mediocre at a chaotic , year dry spell from Murphy. For the melody paired off perfectly with and a perfect example of both the action. Thc loudest part of the song, beat, metal clanks and the apparent- construction site. Anyone who likes .'most content part, the of Recall Murphy's vocals. Candlelight and new and classic Murphy. other than the shouting, would be ly obligatory computer noise. It is to hang around things like that will sums up to be a greatest hits remix high volume are a must for this To learn more of Murphy, visit his the drum machine, which sounds one of the three songs most likely to like this CD. Everyone else has the ;of Murphy's best work with a few track. The second song, "Indigo website at www.petermurphy.corn straight out of 1he '80s and plays a impress a bully. P ~king power to spend their money hew tidbits thrown in. However, to Eyes," is another remake, this time or www.redantrccords.corn. steady, pleasing polka beat, proba- Then comes the kicker: on better things. rite uo jaattity or Idaho Argonaut Page A10 l uesLIay, January 36, 1999 -/ Dilbert f) 4 i-1( (si i ./h/ (]it fr 1 uNITED NATIONS I DONATED A MLLION MY ONLY CONDITION THAT THEY NAME. FOP, THE MILLIONTH DOLLARS TO THF uNITED IS I/ C SOMETHING AFTER, 4 TI ME: YES ~ I'M SLIRE NATIONS TODAY. te IAJE fdh)ANT TO KEEP TICAT'S CALLING IT FRANCE..' 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For fun. the manipulative Dogbert (Chris you attack you get to actually hit Welcome to Dilbert's world Both are 41, and from New York Elliott) and ego-bruising Dilmom Squaresoff makes This great games. buttons. There are three dilferent LOS ANGELES —Dilbert, the loser (maybe yours?) and don't forget to City. And they both want the series (Jackie Hoifman). Making Dilbert's much we know already, Xenogears, levels of attack, weak, medium and of the corporate world, looks like a check the voice mail. to make viewers faugh by being office life unbearable are the Pointy- one of the biggest RPGs of the sea- strong, and you must use them in a winner on television. "You have 937 messages," intones smart as well as silly. Haired Boss (Larry Miller), slacker is no less son than any Squaresofl variety of combos so that your char- The cubicle-bound engineer who the machine. "AH of which are "It's got its share of slapstick and colleague Wally (Gordon Hunt) and fan would expect: lengthy, involved acters can learn new power moves. suifers thc tortures of office life m marked URGENT." abuse of authonty and talking ani- hostile Alice (Kathy Griffin). play, long-winded and stocked with The power moves arc great because Scott Adams'omic strip is the star Think of Fox's The Simpsons with mals," said Adams. "Then there' That's letter-perfect casting, absolutely gorgeous FMVs. they are two or morc button combos of Di/bert, a clever new animated its clever social satire but drop the another level of, 'Oh, my God, that includmg Stern as the crucial lead The premise is that you are far in that allow you to get a lot ofhits olT series on UPN that gives the strug- warm and iuzzy family trappmgs. happened to me.'hat has always drone. The actor has been heard to the future, on a planet that, if not and do much higher damage. Both gling network a reason to live. Dilbert is part ol'a chain gang, not a been the strongest Dilbert element. good effect before, providing the Earth, is what Earth could become character and Gear Iightmg are done Diiberi, debutmg 8 p,m (PST) clan. And they'e breaking rock piles "The subtler part, the more sub- voice-over For The Wonder Years. given that we all built huge fightmg this way. The battle is not real-time, Monday, doesn't sutTer so much as a I'or The Company not because limmal and metaphorical kinds of Adams said he and Charles were robots, blew ourselves up, lost the but turn-based as with most RPGs paper cut in the transition from the makes sense, but because. Penod. things, those are the reasons you'l determmed not to do the series technology (of course), and are now The third best thing about funny pages. The show skewers the The series'idelity to the comic be able to uzap your mind around unless it had great voice actors. "We strugglmg to put back together the Xenogears is thc FMVs absurdities of the workplace with wit strip reflects the involvemcni felt like we could make everything ol'dams, human experience. And thc robots. Squaresoft is always on ihc cutting as pomted as the hair of'ilbert's who is co-executive produc- But comedy is still the goal here, else work, but you can't bluff if you You play Fei, a young man ivith cdgc of cutscencs and graphics. The evil supervisor. er. Fxecutive producer Larry the producers say, so don't fret about have the wrong voice." "Am hidden potential, who finds himself movies in Xenogears outdoes any- I late'" says the top boss, Charles, whose credits mcludc Mar/ bemg forced to thmk too hard, and "When we found Daniel Stem, that caught up in the fight to bring an end thing cise I'e seen on ihe strolling into a meeting. About You and Seinfeh/, helps make feel Iree to bong the kids. was the big, 'Ahhh. this is possible,'ecause to the tyranny of thc evil Shakhan Playstation thus I'ar. It's a mixture Minion: "Right on time, sir." it work as a TV show. The satire may be beyond them, he has that vocal quality, and his Gebler cohorts. Your past is generated backgroundsol'omputer Top boss: "Oh. In that case, I'e An odd couple visually, the neatly but the characters offer the requisite that nice-guy thing that comes murky, and, as with any respectable and objects, and anime-style drawn got umc to make some phone calls." groomed Adams wears understated visual cuteness for the younger set. through regardless of the dialogue. Squaresofl game, flashbacks illumi- characters. As an avid anime I'an, I Thumbs twiddle, boss finally jeans and T-shirt, while I:harles There's Dilben (voiced by Darnel It's vulnerability without getting you "Am now?" nate the plot. Along the way you'e put the FMVs in this game just shy returns. I late favors a colorful blend of long hair, Stem), the ultimate office corps nerd to that uncomfortable thing you "Yes it's aided at various times by Citan, a of the Ghost In Thc Shell level, Minion: But not because beard and pajamas, they profess to whose hopeless wardrobe is matched wouldn't want to watch for 21 min- It' perl'ect doctor from your village (which is which any Otaku will tell you is you'e an inconsiderate dolt. be m sync about ivhat matters by his socially clueless behavior. utes. destroyed about five minutes into phenomenal. The reason I rank these the game, per the Squaresofl tem- scenes third in my list of great Man who loves Disney pays homage with 840 cartoon tattoos plate), a randy young sand-pirate, thmgs about Xenogears is that there "I Bart, and his men, and various other just aren't enough of them. In an By Jennifer Brown eastern Pennsylvania city about 55 had no idea there were this Still, Ghez said it is hard charac- Associated Prew characters you meet. At first, Fei is RPG the story is an important com- miles north of Philadelphia. many Disney characters," said terizing one Disney collector as reluctant, but all that changes and ponent, and affer thc introductory Rciger got his first tattoo, the Snyder, who has mked nearly all of more sane than another. BL'TFILEI IEM, Pa. —Pinocchio's on his forearm, when he Re 's "I'm then you really kick ass. sequence I found mysell droolmg Mickey i ger tattoos. sure there is something crazv whale The best thing about Xenogears is for morc h makes me shiver with is indelibly inked on his stom- was 18 In the past 26 years, he has Lvcn avid Disney fans are amazed about being interested in the history ach. On his the Gears. The story is that long ago anticipation lor the Final I'antasy upper arm is Alice in gotten as many as six tattoos a day, by Reiger's apparently limitless of Disney, too," said Ghez, who has Wonderland, surrounded people built Gears (think Voltron, movie, in production now with by the spending an estimaied $85,000 on obsession. spent 20 years building a history ol'Some menacing I collect not Mechwarrior) and did battle. Columbia Pictures and Squaresofl, playing cards. Snow the permanent body art. lis goal is just the magnets. Disney art and artists. "You cannot White graces his linebacker-sized io have tattoos Some Now people are excavating the cen- because I truly believe that these 1,000 by 2000, collect license plates. And compare the people who collect shoulder blades. he doesn't ever to turies-old battletanks and renovating guys are doing something seriously though plan stop there are some that are out there like some types of memorabilia to thc And on his forearm is his favorite, them for use. Fei happens upon a right. adding characters. George that just seem to go over- person who collects tattoos on his a tattoo of the apprentice Mickey His body art tollow themes: vil- board," said Todd Parker It's truly remarkable Gear, Wcltall (all Thc game graphics are good. I of Tustin, body.... just different ways Mouse from the film Fantasia. lains below the knees, rides above. who has ot'alif., of the Gears have pretty gool'y can't say that they'e hneat, because visited Disneyland collecting." George Reiger is the world's self'- Water characters are drawn on his about 1,000 times and whose wife names, but look spectacular), and really I ives a little disappointed The Disney deification doesn't end proclaimed No. I Walt Disney fan, stomach, on his chest. Wmnie owns more finds he's a natural at Gear-to-Gear afler playing FFVH, but they also logos than 1,000 Fantasia col- with Reiger's body. He owns about devotixtg his life, his savings the Pooh characters are on his butt, lectibles. combat. You can upgrade Gears by work m an entirely dilferent way. As 15,000 Disney souvenirs, including account and nearly every inch of his though those aren't ior pubhc dis- "I defimtely think it one-of-a-kmd buying new engines and frames, and opposed to FFVII, Xenogears has no (Reiger's sculptures, posters, skin to the cartoonist who created an play. devotion) has crossed a line," said stickers by adding on special circuits and pre-rendered backgrounds. They are plates, and flags. He guess- empire from a colorful, easy-to- Some are limits, like better weapons. You also learn Gear 3D (it looks like vector-iraced spots oif his Didier Ghez, 25, of Paris, who has es he has spent about $500,000, or draw mouse. hands, feet, neck and face, so he can more than comics and combos, a major plus to the fighting graphics to me), and you can pan the 3,000 Disney about 90 percent of his income, on "I know it's odd for a 44-year-old still cover with a long-sleeved history books. in the game. camera around to get a good look at up Disney items. to be this devoted to Disney," he shirt and pants. He also has avoided That's really the other place where your surroundings. I like this guy said. "It just makes you happy." tattooing the tenderest such as Xenogears shmes. The combat is a because in FFVII it was occasional- spots, Reiger has 844 Disney tattoos and under his arms and the backs of his Correction blast. I found that most of the oppo- ly cont'using trying to hit just the ovns more than 15,000 items of knees and thighs. nents were pretty easy to del'eat, but right part of thc screen to get into Disney memorabilia. He visits one Disney spokeswoman Rena the fighting is much more involved another room or whatnot. The char- In the Friday, January 22, 1999 edition of the Argonaut, a mistake of the Disney theme parks at least Callahan said some executives have on the part of the player. In general, acters are just sprites over the back- was made in the E/egani dining awaits behind the Red Door arti- once a month and is bwlding a heard of Reiger's hobby, but the The line that "Wright most RPGs simply put up a menu ground, so they occasionally get all cle. read and Clothiaux also hand select all house where every fixture and door- company had no otticial comment. with options like attack, item, pixclized when the camera zooms in of their wines and beers from local pmducers," should have read way will be in the image of Easton tattooist Sam Snyder said magic, etc. xon them, and that looks ugly. But "Wright and Clothiaux also hand select aU of their wines and beers Mickey's ears. he has always been a fan of Disney, The player then picks one of these overall, during play the graphics are from both local and international producers." We apologize for the "Disney is my life. 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