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V O L XIV. UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA, MISSOULA, TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 1916. No. 18. I RANGERS TO LEAVE FROSH APOLOGIZE DIRECTOR GIVES 00T HOPPER AGAIN WINS

W e, the men of the freshman HONOR‘DADDY’ ABER SCHOOL THIS WEEK class hereby tender an apology to T FOR KINDL the A. S. U. M. for our act of re­ maining in the balcony in convoca­ MUCH IS ACCOMPLISHED B7 Short Course Foresters Complete! Kenyon’s Comedy Drama W ill Be JUNIOR GETS $20 PRIZE IN tion hall last Thursday morning, STUDENTS ON ANNUAL Studies at University Oiven as Part of U. Lec­ ANNUAL FORENSIC when Vice-President Hanley invit­ CLEAN-UP DAT Friday. ture Course. CONTEST ed us to come on the main floor. W e did not do this in a spirit of WOMEN SERVE LUNCH NO EXERCISES TO BE HELD insubordination nor did we wish to MRS. MACLEOD WILL LEAD PARLIAMENT OF M A N - question the authority of the TO HUNGRY WORKERS A. S. U. M. Realizing our mistake A DREAM, IS SUBJECT Friday of this week will see the last Mrs. A. W . Macleod, instructor in we take this opportunity of mak­ of the Rangers, who have been tak­ dramatic art and public speaking at Men Labor on Campus, Track, ing our apology public. in g the short sourse in Forestry at the University, has announced the Judges Give Second Place to Les­ Baseball Field and Tennis the University under Dorr Skeels, LESLIE SHOBE, cast for “Kindling,” a comedy drama lie Wilson and Third to Courts Dean of Forestry. Since the weather President. I in three acts by Charles Kenyon, Layton. has been opening up the “Short which will be given as Mrs. Macleod’s The second Aber Day at the Uni­ Horns” have been scattering back to number of the lecture course. Bruce Hopper, ’17, of Billings, Mon­ versity of Montana, March 31, was, in their stations in all parts of the west­ The play will be given in about tana, last night won the Buckley ora­ the words of students, faculty and ern states. Mr. E. H. F. Swain, who three weeks. The definite date will torical contest held in the assembly people of Missoula who have seen the Profs Practice is out here from Australia to take be announced in the next issue of assembly room of University hall. results of the day's work, “the best this course, is to remain about four I The Kaimin. The cast follows: This is the second time that Hopper ever, and such a day is a credit to For Track Meet weeks longer. Though there had been Maggie Schultz....Mrs. A. W . Macleod has won this contest. His subject the originators and a tribute to plans for graduation exercises these Heinrich Schultz, her husband...... was, “Parliament of Man—A Dream.” “Daddy” Aber. As Co-eds Watch have been given up as the men wish ...... Arthur Butzerin Leslie Wilson was given second place This day was first called Campus to spend all the remaining time pos­ Mrs. Bates ...... Genevieve Metlen and John Layton third. Day. It meant a day in the early Steve, Mrs. Bates’ son...... The other speakers of the evening sible in actual work. However, to The day was bright and sunny. It spring when all the students and fac­ were Paul Smith, who gave “The Vi­ about half of this school we may say was the noon hour, and seemingly the ...... George Scherck ulty would mingle one with the other I Mrs. Burke Smith...... sion of Opportunity” ; C. H. Ricbeson, “Au revior but not good-bye” as many campus was steeped in laziness. But in a general clean-up day. It was ...... Katheryn Sutherlin “An Unhonored President;” John of them are coming back next year put behind the Dormitory,— behind the then decided that the day would be | Mr. Howland, her business manager Layton, "The Mutual Dependencies of to take advantage of a second year music house,— behind the big steam named in honor of the man who has Labor and Capital;” Emmet Gragg, course that is to be offered hereafter. roller,— there was activity galore...... David Roberts been with the University of Montana | Alice, her niece...... Florence Gettys “Steps Toward Peace”; Leslie Wilson, Five men were there who, thinking since its very beginning, the man who Dr. Taylor, an interne...... “The March of the Republic”; and themselves entirely unseen, were en­ has cared for and loved Montana U ...... Eugene Angevine Percy N. Stone, “The Future of Amer­ joying themselves to the utmost, prac­ campus, W . M. Aber. [Rafferty ..... Carl Cameron ican Democracy.” DEBATE TEAM LEAVES ticing the broad jump. First a little The day came, last Friday, cloudy Donovan ...... Leroy Lebkicker The judges on composition were man with an extremely shiny head, and cool, but that made it all the bet­ Professor G. A. Ketcham, Attorney sped thro’ the air and landed a foot ter for hard work. The foreman of the ON CALIFORNIA TRIP William Wayne and Professor C. W. I off the mark. That was Professor different groups were on hand early- Leaphart. The judges on delivery Haxo. Then came a big man with a and the police squad, both men and Will Long and Alva Baird left Sun­ were Attorney H. H. Parsons, Miss broad grin, who first looked all about OREGON WILL DEBATE women went to work immediately. day for Los Angeles where they will Florence Gettys and Professor Leslie to see if any one was watching.- That Only a few escaped work during the argue with a team from the Law J. Ayer. clay. school of the University of Southern was Professor Jesse. ■ Then came a MONTANA HERE FRIDAY man with hands and feet all flying. The best work was done on the new California, Friday night, April 7, on That was Professor Bangs. Then tennis courts, the baseball field and the affirmative side of the initiative ORATORS WILL DISCU8S NAVY came a man with a red tie. That the track field. At noon the women of and referendum question. Both of PREPAREDNESS IN METHO­ DEBATERS LOSE TO was Professor \v alters. Then came a the University served a lunch consist­ these young men are seniors in the DIST CHURCH. man who, after many flourishes and ing of potato salad, beans, sandwiches, University and have never been de­ UTAH U AND AGGIE trials, jumped,' and landed exactly pickles, coffee and cake. feated. Long and Baird began their on the mark. That was Professor The Montana-Oregon debate will be At one o’clock the laborers returned debating career together in the Stev- CONTEST CANCELLED Daughters. Soon the one o’clock bell held Friday, April 7, in the Methodist to their various places and work was ensville high school.. rang. There was a hasty brushing of church. The question is, “Resolved, resumed until five o’clock. Leaves Montana’s representatives Howard hair, a quick pulling down of vests and that the United States should main­ were raked into piles, dirt was hauled, Johnson and Leo Horst although de­ an adjustment of cravats—and pres­ tain a navy above third rate in effici­ fences repaired, wire netting put upon LITERARY FRATERNITY feated unanimously by James White to,— our dignified faculty was with ency.” The debate will be held down the bleachers, the Journalism building and Henry Beal of the University of us once more. town since the Missoula people have cleaned throughout, good-will flour­ TO BE INSTALLED Utah in the debate held Friday night shown a lacs of interest in forsenic jin Salt Lake City, are back on the cam­ ished, good times were had and blist­ work in the past, it is hoped in this ers, back aches and all that goes with Sigma Upsilon will be installed pus today beaming happily for the way to awaken the enthusiasm of the Thursday with the chapter name of I University treated them royally, en­ hard work came to the students of the SCRIBBLERS INSTALLED students to the realization of the im­ “Ye Mermaid Inn" under the leader­ tertaining them at a banquet at the University. NEXT SATURDAY portance of this contest. ship of Colin Clements, who belongs famous Utah hotel. Payne Templeton and Staurt Me- to the University of Washington chap­ The Montana men upheld the ques Haffie, both veteran debaters will ter and who formerly- was a student at tion, "Resolved, that the United States Kappa chapter of Theta Sigma Phi, uphold the negative side of the ques­ GREEKS OF CAMPUS the University of Montana. A banquet should adopt a responsible form of the women’s national journalism fra­ tion for Montana. Templeton has ap­ will be held after the installation. cabinet government.” ternity, will be installed at the Univer­ peared in six debates in the Univer­ HOLD FIRST ANNUAL Those who will be members are Bruce Payne Templeton received a tele- sity of Montana, Saturday, April 8, by sity and has met his first defeat at Hopper, Charles Bauer, Leo Horst, B. I gram fro mthe Utah Agricutlural Col- Miss Beryl Dill, national organizer of the hands of the University of Ore­ MIXER AND BANQUET F. Riordan, James Fry, Joe Townsend, I lege, Friday, cancelling the debate, the fraternity. , gon ?ast year. One of the men who Gregory Powell, W ill Jameson, Payne | which was to have been held Tues­ The charter was granted to the will appear here Friday night was The first annual inter-fratemity Templeton, Emmet Riordan, and Em­ day, April 4. No reason for the can- members of the Scribblers’ club, an on the Oregon team then. McHaffie mixer was held at the Palace hotel met Gragg. I celleation was given. organization formed last year corn- has participated in three University Saturday night by members of the Honorary members in the Univer­ poised of upperclass women who have debates and has a clear record. Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu and Iota Nu sity are Professor Carl H. Getz, Pro­ shown unusual proficiency in journal­ The University of Oregon is send­ LEAPHEART WILL TEACH fraternities, and also by members of fessor W. E. Aber and Dr. Carl Hol­ ism. The young women who will be ing its two best men, W alter Myers national fraternities which are not liday. LAW AT MISSOURI U. initiated into Theta Sigma Phi are and Cloyd Dawson. Both of these men represented by chapters on the Uni­ Carol O’Donnell, president of the hold enviable records in forsenic work versity of Montana campus. INITIATION AND BANQUET Charles W. Leapheart, professor of Scribblers’ club, Virginia Dixon, Vir­ and in addition have already debated Tom Busha filled the office of law at the University, will teach at HELD SUNDAY B7 IOTA NU ginia Nuckolls, Marian Fergus, Kath­ this year. Myers was on the Oorgon toastmaster. A program of speeches, the University of Missouri next fall. ryn Sutherlin, Lillian Gassert, Merle team which met Stanford university The first public announcement of his songs and monologues enlivened Iota Nu, a local fraternity at the Kettlewell, '15 a charter member of last week, and Dawson participated the banquet The speakers of the State University, which is peti­ intention to leave the University of the Scribblers’ club is expected for in a debate against the University evening talked on the object and the tioning Phi Kappa Psi, held their Montana was made Friday. the installation. of Washington, Friday night. Mr. Leaphart came to the Univer­ benefits derived from Greek organi­ eighth annual initiation and banquet sations, and the duties of such or­ Sunday, April 2. After the initiation sity of Montana in 1913 from the Ken­ SIGMA CHI FRATERNITY tucky state university .where he was ganisations. They were Alva Baird, services, over 30 members and initi­ PROHIBITION ORATORS Ed Stanley, Bruce Hopper and R. D. ates were entertained at the Florence INITIATES SIX PLEDGES! assistant professor of Latin and Jenkins. i hotel. The men initiated into Iota Nu WILL COMPETE TONIGHT Greek. He received the degrees of bachelor of arts and master of arts The committee in charge of the were Harry Adams of Aberdeen, j Beta Delta chapter of Sigma Chi I from the University of Missouri and mixer and who in fact originated it, Wash., C. H. Hickey of Grand Forks, initiated six men into membership j| The Prohibition Oratorical contest were Sam Crawford, Tom Busha, Ed N. D„ Ellsworth Mosby of Kalispell, Sunday, April 2. The new members!1 will be held in the assembly hall of the degree of bachelor of law from Simpkins, Frank Drels, Otis Baxter Dale Metlen of Armstead, James Murl are Lloyd Holzberger of Great Falls, the University of Montana, Tuesday Harvard university. and Verne Robinson. of Forsyth, Leslie Shobe of Helena Alden Jones and Claude McQuarrie [[evening at 8 o’clock. There are two j and Raymond Loranger of Havre. of Missoula, Howard Hunt of Kalis-i participants in this contest, Joe CONVOCATION NOTICE pell. Bland Orgain of Wibaux and1 Townsend, who will have his subject Mias Bernice Perkins, 18, who has David Berg of Helena. After the initi-1[“The Need for Prohibition” and Alva Professor Freeman Daughters of The class in Journalism 13a (Cur­ been visiting tor the past week at her ation services about 40 active men and Reese, who will speak on "The Law the Education department will speak rent Events) will not meet this week. home in Billings, returned to Mis­ alumni attended a banquet at the is it the proper solution of the liquor at convocation, Thursday, April 6. CARL H. GETZ. soula today. ■Coffee Parlor. I problem?” 1. C. Robertson will give a violin solo. TWO THE MONTANA KAIMIN

an over there.” “Aw, come on, that's DRUGGISTS TAKE EXAMS THE MONTANA to do with beauty, the kind that is scraped off with the knife, but it re­ 15he only one of those Theta House girls.” fers to what the Greeks called a beau­ Curtain. 'Four pharmacy students will go to KAIMIN ty of attitude, of manner, or of con­ Helena April 12 to take the state ex­ Prounounced "Kl-meen.” This la a duct. To go back to the class-room, The Truth Will Out. amination which is given to determine word taken from the language of the BONEYARD Sellsh tribe and meana writing, or we may take Cicero's definition of Gossiping dorm girl— “He Is going what pharmacists are entitled to be something In black and white. beauty,— “It comprises as distinct Manly work calls for manly recrea­ with an old maid six or seven years registered in the state. The men who types dignity and charm or grace,” Published on Tuesday and Thursday tion. Evidently this was the slogan older than he Is. will make the trip are D. A. Dunbar, of every week by the Asaoclated Stu­ which is encouraging at least to the dents of the University of Montana. of the feminine part of the Aber day Esta— “That Is what I expect to do George Smith, Paul Harper and girl who has always thought of beau­ Walter McNamara. Subscription rate. $1.00 In advance. police force for during their hour "off ] some day.” ty as either a fortunate accident or duty" at lunch time they were seen Entered as second class mall matter an unachievable possession. at Missoula, Montana, under act of con­ playing the essentially masculine WHY CO-EDS GO TO COLLEGE “Character counts above all things gress of March 1. 1879. V. N. game of baseball on the campus. In the business world. The banker WOMAN'S EDITION STAFF Why co-eds go to college Is a thing extends a credit to the individual who T H E 8N 0B Is able to say. No.” Acting managing editor— “You take That’s much discussed. The class E d ito r...... JL. Margaret Garvin — the Boneyard column!” The more 1 bell’s eager ring Snobbishness— it is an ugly word, a think of It the worse I feel. May be the cause; and yet to me itl SHOE REPAIR PARLOR Associate Editors — ...... word with a sting and a cruel little seems Popular Prices, Work Guaranteed. Ruth McHaffie and Evelyn Macleod W e deliver C. O. D. barb on the end of It. The girl who | An Aber day episode. The trains That other stuff makes up the co-eds' were just puffing sway from the de­ dreams. J. A. COLLING Sports Editor...... Gretchen Van Cleve is a snob is a petty bit of femininity pot. An auto dashed up to the train. Just look around the campus, fiy- j 306 Higgins Ave. Phone 732-W. Reporters. whose horizon is bounded on the north | “Wait! Slop! Conductor! Did a boy ery where Ruth Davis, Carol O’Donnell, Mari­ by convention, on the east by narrow-1 and a girl just board that train?” You see a waist adorned with frat pin J an Fergus, Doris Hall, Lenore Kim­ ness, on the south by selfishness and Conductor, eagerly— ’“Why, are they rare. European Plan. $1.00, $1.50, $2.50, ball. Inez Morehouse and Bernice on the west by conceit. eloping?” Not Kappa, Theta, Delta Gamma pin. j $3.00 per day. Fifteen large sam­ Berry, Theresia Gross. What a girl is, can not be reck­ But symbol of the frata that take j ple rooms. oned by what her family may be April 1. men in. TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 1916. nor yet by what her station in life Question— “Can Miss Woods make And stronger still It la that these may be. Influence may gain a girl FRESHMAN APOLOGY doughunts?” appear— The I position but It can not make her broad - Professor Jone—-“Life size.” All coming on that mystic co-ed year j and clean minded. Wealth may se-1 When all engagements are supposed j The men of the freshman class have cure her favoritism but it can not j Dr. Jesse— "Waffles? Drawn but­ to start Florence apologized to the upper classmen of | buy her character. ter? Maple syrup? It is an April With words which come from out the! J. M. Httcbings, Proprietor the University. To these men we The girl who is a snob is the girl j hoax?" co-ed's heart. turn with admiration, for it Is not ] who is small— small mentally and Professor Howard—"O. wake up! Why co-eds go to college is a thing Dining Room Unsurpassed. easy once you have been in the wrong ! small morally. She is the girl who They are real.” That's much discussed. The gtlu*ring; Missoula, Montana | will fawn on you for what you can to admit it and tender an apology diamond ring I give her and cut you if you can not | to those offended. W e cannot help but Lueila doesn't mind kissing but she May be most hard for girls to gath­ | give. think there were only a few who agi­ spells It with an “e“ and an “1.” er in. tated such a rebellion. And a few A friendship between women may Girls, come, ’twould seem, to get a1 W s Call for and Oellvsr • be all that those two women make such can easily influence many. What would you think of a man frat-man’s pin. I It. It may be deep and honest and To the freshmen, you who have the who takes a girl to a show and for­ The Butte Cleaners i square and loyal, or it may be shat-1 honor, the traditions, the love and gets the tickets? Students Always Look for the Best. | low and superficial and snobbish. the life of the U. to uphold, we, soph­ Phone 600 Red omores, Juniors and seniors, give ! But a snob is not a woman. Pensive girl— “1 have never seen promise of loyal support. It is the the seven sisters.” The Policy 606-608 8. Higgins Ave. Missoula little things of life which are the GREEN RIBBONS A groan— the reply— “One of them sweetest and the most worth while. is enough for me.” It is also the little things at the Uni­ I Don’t forget, women of the fresh-! of this A Dorm Sigh. versity of Montana which will make ! men class, the sophomore girts are The Bast Meal in Town for the the memory of your life here your j more than hoping that you will not W e are tired of Lamb. Let's have dearest treasure. | forget to wear “a large green ribbon.” Crowe. Bank money. BEAUTY HINT8 Esther buttoned be rcoet on the JOURNALISM STUDENTS corner. How did she get home? It Atlantic Lunch was very chilly. 18 FIRST OF ALL TO BE This is not intended to answer the WILL HEAR MISS DILL Counter SAFE I AND NEXT, TO question **ls beauty only skin deep?” j Time— night: place — University Miss Beryl Dill, national organizer Charles Martinson, Prop. but might throw some light on the j gate; girl— a darkle. Cast — Scott of the Theta Sigma Phi, the women's RENDER THE GREATE8T children. Act I. “I don’t want to one, “Could you see it if it were ^ national journalism fraternity, will cross the car track, 'cause I’m afraid.” POSSIBLE SERVICE TO scraped off with a knife?” To tell j talk to the students of the school of “Oh. come on. what are you afraid the truth college girls think very little ‘ journalism. Monday morning at 8:SO ALL THE PEOPLE of?” *Tm afraid of that black worn- of beauty nowadays, although they j in the Journalism building on the top­ spend considerable time wondering | ic, "Academic Training for Journal­ Hoyt-Dickinson bow they look. Watch a campus full j ism.” First National of young women, they step to the same l Miss Dill Is city editor of the Bre­ Piano Co. tune, dress in harmony, bow together merton (W ash.) Searchlight and will Just Receivea Bank with the same smile or the same be in Missoula to Install the Scrib­ MISSOULA, MONTANA Guitars. Mandolins, Violins, - frown, and otherwise subordinate j bler’s club. She Is a graduate of the A new shipment of Pape Musical Sundries and 8heet teries including themselves to the general scheme. | department of journalism of the Uni­ Music Those who are “queer” or "funny” j versity of Washington and during her either play solo parts or take to the j undergraduate days held every posi­ Crane's Linen 218 Higgins Avenue wings, and are few enough to attract tion on the University of Washing­ Best and Lowest Missoula, Montana little notice from the outsider. They ton’s dally from reporter to assistant Lawn sometimes vindicate themselves after- editor and was also assistant editor Highland Linen Prices wards by their success in one way or and editor-in-chief of The Tyee, the Pictures, Frames, Artists’ another, but the example of non- con- college annual at Washington. Supplies. Largest Line formity is seldom followed. Whether Border-papers in the State we look at it cheerfully or not, as long "Requisites for an all 'round educa­ Initial Papers and Corres­ The as we travel in flocks we might pause tion are: Ambition, Aspiration, Ap pondence Cards Simons Paint and to wonder what effect we are making plication. Respiration, Perspiration." Western Montana * on the way. at Paper House When one person opens his mouth; Florence Laundry Co. Price's Book Store 312 Higgins Ave. Missoula National Bank and yawns not much notice is taken Phone 48. of it, but if a hundred open their 127 East Front Street Cor. Pattee. mouths at the same time the sight is Capital — ______$200,000,00 ludicrous. College students recog­ See our student agents: Thomas Take Her Ice cream, sundaes, sodas and Surplus and Profits...... 76,000.00 nize this principle but apply It ad- ] Davis, Shat. Tym an, J. M. Schlegel to— The Purity fountain drlnka. W e make all versely. In other words, anywhere Richardson Candy Co. our own oanoles In our clean, but in college, girls would be rldicu- j sanitary kitchen. 301 Higgimt A p*. lous. When ten college girls eat D U N S T A N ’S doughnuts on a street car, the weary For Printing, Stationery and Mag­ G. A. Wolf, President; J. C. Lehsou. other passengers rather enjoy the azines. Students' Loose Vice-President; J, H. T. Ryman, Leaf Sheets youthful spirit and smile or otherwise Cashier applaud. But the same approval Is 324 North Higgins Avsnue. not apparent when a lone girl eats Varsity Fifty Five Styles a cream puff in a public place. No, Minnie, the slang that “goes” They’re models designed for particular young men; that is, in college would probably be looked young men who want to be stylishly dressed without having at aghaBt in your home town, just as CRYSTAL John R. Daily Co. some of the other customs we are clothes that attract attention by “ loudness” or freakish learning would change in aspect with fashion. Wholesale and Rstall Dealers In a different background. The group Barber Shop Quality, dignity, and extreme smartness of appearance; Fresh and Salt Meats, is our protection, and besides “they Butter, Eggs, Poultry. all do it,” but follow any undergradu­ that describes Varsity Fifty Five models. $20 and up. ate into general society and you will Fish and Game in Their Season find that she is soon forced to dis­ H OW AR D P A T TO N , Prop. card her idiosyncrasies. Usually the Phone 117 quicker the better if she is to adorn Corner Cedar and Higgins. i'ffl nw aaitn her surroundings. 130-132 Higgins Avenue. Probably this seems to have little APR IL 4, 1916. THREE Fun and Frivolity Help to Make Aber Day Merry

Students Dance on Campus POLICE PAINT NOSES j Would-be Elopers Caught After Noon Hour Luncheon OF GIRLS WHO SHIRK On Train by Police Squad

‘Dancing on the Green.” Here is I TARDY ABER DAY WORKERS Thrilling tales of elopement have something new to be added to the | TREATED TO CRIMSON DAUBS been circulated on the campus ever school curriculum. Rather hard on ON THEIR FACES. since 11:30 Friday morning when the the grass indeed but something quite police squad took Adine Cyr and Bill Richardson off the Bitter Root train novel was the dance on the grass be­ Dormitory cold cream was at a tween Main hall and Science hall, and brought then out to the campus premium on the campus Aber Day ’ after the lunch Friday. for their due reward for attempting The band music was hard to resist! I when Patsy O’Flynn, one of the police ■ to shirk their Aber Day work. and as President Scheucb gave his spuad, painted the noses of the girls After chasing Miss Cyr and Mr. approval, everybody took the oppor-! I tardy to duty, a brilliant red in an Richardson for some time the squad tunlty and danced on the grass and | awe-inspiring manner. It was the finally located them at 11:30 on the worst punishment possible for sidewalk for about fifteen minutes be­ train going to the Bitter Root. A l­ fore returning to work. While the “Breathes there a girl with a soul so though Mr. Richardson quite strenu­ Charlie Chaplin and the Hesitation dead, who to herself hath not said, ously objected to returning to the looked rather out of place on the cam­ ‘Oh dear is my nose all red?’ ” [University, even calling on the con- pus no one thought of this but made j Miss Gettys called the roll at the I ductor of the train for help, he took the most of the music and the chance, hours appointed for the appearance of his tubbing as a joke. Surely all the and started a new precedent for Aber each squad of the girls who were to students should offer a vote of thanks Day. report for especial duty and if a tardy to both Miss Cyr and Mr. Richardson girl failed to have a particularly for causing the only excitement on staunch friend present to answer Aber Day. CLAY DIGGERS FIGHT present— her name was checked and AND DUCK EACH OTHER the nose of the unsuspecting girl was APPROACHING SOCIALISM painted with a lavish hand when she “If you have seen our ‘Thorndikes’ W M. M. A B ER did make her appearance. If the paint Educ. Psych.’ please tell us where.” Not content with loading the wag­ For Whom Aber Day Was Named. was removed too soon after it was (Signed) ELIZABETH HERSHEY. ons with dirt for the baseball diamond, applied, the administration hand was FRANCES BIRDSALL, the crew under Tom Busha and Hugh so exclusive as to paint only the nose IRENE MURRAY. Kent near the Van Buren street bridge but also gave the cheeks an alarm­ Friday had a war, with paddlings and When the Bars Were Down=== ing tinge. William G. Breitenstein, a graduate duckings of their own. of the University school of journalism, The boys broke the records load­ Arva Willoughby, ’17, who has been is now a reporter on the Great Falls Police Get Jean Thom pson.' I that were being prepared to feed the ing the various wagons on an average l a guest at the Kappa Alpha Theta Leader. Breitenstein is one of three Lassoed ny Miss TTorence Gettys, Aber day laborers and reached Mrs. of two minutes each and as this left house for the past week, left Sunday graduates of the University who are one. of the vigilant police ladies, Miss Wilson’s ears. For the 20 ’leventh much spare time two armies were or­ evening for her home in Butte. Miss on the Leader staff. The other two Jean Sloan Thompson, escorted by a time that morning she deserted the ganized under Villa and Carranza. So Willoughby will come again to Mis­ are Dudley Richards and George Arm- body guard made the rounds of the beans and went to the telephone. strenous were the charges made that soula for Interscholastic week. itage. campus on the afternoon of Aber day, “Hello, Mrs. Wilson?” almost every one went to the slough apologizing for shirking her duty, first “Yes.” and the ones left were thrown in. to Professor Aber, then to the girls “This is ...... My name was Every one surely was tired that in the gymnasium who were dancing not down on any of the lists for work night but not so much from hard work to the strains of the University band, today and I wondered— ” as from this unusual amusement. And and finally to all of the corps of stu­ there were more than the two duck­ “Yes, indeed, you are to come out dent laborers on the courts and ings which every one saw on Aber and work. You had better hurry fields. Day although they were under differ­ right out too and get to work or the Miss Thompson was found at her ent circumstances. I police will— ” home early in the afternoon but was “Yes, yes, I’m coming,” hastily, soon forced to take a ride in the while the receiver at the other end police automobile, after the police­ of the line went up with a bang. In women gained Mrs. Thompson’s per­ WOMEN POLICE ON JOY RIDE I a few minutes a breathless young mission to seize her daughter. woman, evidently the owner of the DISTURB PEACE OF CAMPUS voice at the other end of the line, was One Frosh Chastised. seen hurrying toward Science hall to Although the Freshman were let After the excitement had died away “report” to any committee that might off in the Aber day ducking, they did need her services and the sight of a Load Up on the campus on Aber Day afternoon, not escape chastisement from their frequent red-chalked nose on her a number of the police women piled “elders,” who were at work on the friends caused her to quicken her that blessed pipe with good old “ Tux” and cinder track. One unfortunate “Frosh” into Miss Constance Bacheller’s police steps. who forgot his “verdant green” cap, knock the daylights out of care and woe and car and caroused around the campus as President Shobe will have it, was side-walks in a most unlawful man­ “A transaction where both sides are trouble and all the rest of that tribe. placed on the grand stand and made ner, disturbing ' the strolling, work- not benefited is immoral.” a supposed object of ridicule. worn pedestrians. When one of the weary girls attempted to check the misdemeanors of her former law pre­ Dorm Girls 'Watch Workers. serving chiefs, she was enforced by From the back windows of the dor­ the power of the car to take a ride on mitory, there was a splendid view SO the front axel. However, the sud­ of the workers on the tennis courts j s The Perfect Tobacco for Pipe and Cigarette den displaying of stars and. a piece of Aber day. 2 a-stick of red "paint- flourished threat­ The girls w.ere interested and § S i eningly was too much even for the amused by the diligence displayed in “ Tux” is made of the finest selected Burley— removing rocks, and the occasional| 3 courage of this young woman, and so full of gimp and go and get-there liveliness. the car was relieved of its burden and misplacement of shovelsful.• pf t dirt SB I t s went on its peace distrubing way. down a co-workers neck. The cos- J But it’s a smooth, mellow, fragrant smoke— tumes were so novel that there were the “ Tuxedo Process,” which is often imitated many disputations and .conjectures as ' > Drop In Barbershop to whom the “woolly westerners” f f l but never equalled, takes away all the bite and might, be. SO Where the 8tudents Go. parch and leaves it mild, sweet and cool. OS i L,. S. REED Baseball Bleachers Put Up. Try one tin of “ Tux” — One feature or the A ber day work Hammond Bldg. you’ll find it will comfort, Friday ‘was the-putting up of the new § a bleachers on' the baseball 'diamond, SB refresh and satisfy you as no KODAK SUPPLIES which are primarily bleachers for the other tobacco can. baseball fans, but which have already > Smith’s Drug Store probably been initiated by some non­ YOU CAN BUY TUXEDO EVERYWHERE baseball enthusiasts. SO § n Corner Higgins Ave. and Convenient, glassine wrapped, f But work on the baseball diamond moisture-proof pouch ,. . . O C Cedar Street and track is certainly a credit to the o s Famous green tin with-gold crew that had this-part of the work in lettering, curved to fit pocket charge Friday. The baseball diamond Come in and see us at pur new m J» Tin Humidors, 40c and -80c is *a thing of beauty pnd a joy for- location— 222 N. Higgins Ave. In Glass Humidors, 50c and 90c I ever, the bleachers have a new coat > of white paint, there is even a wire THE AMERICAN TOBACCO COMPANY The Minute Lunch netting in front. The cinder tracK SO": © W . E. Wheeler, Prop. has also been raked and cleaned. Ev- © erythlng is in readiness for the base­ ball games and track meets. $ Barber 4 Marshall Mrs. Wilson Kept Busy. o SEE BORG AND SEE BETTES GROCERS The telephone gave a long insistent ring in the dormitory. The sound © f REGISTERED OPTOMFSIST 513 S. Higgins Ave. 'Phone 20 penetrated to the kitchen and through • Good Goods. Prompt Service. the appetizing odor of baking beans FOUR T H E MONTANm KAtMIN W ho Was It Said That Girls Gould Not Play Baseball? AGGIES WOULD RENEW SWEET THINGS EAT LESS DOPE OLD RELATIONS SUGAR AT ABER DAY FEED Surely baseball will be the favorite The Weekly Exponent, the official [ girls' sport, from now on. paper of the Montana State College a t! Aber day upset more than one the­ Bozeman, under date of March 31, ory. It haa long been asserted that I It is a good thing the inter-frater- Kent, an Awfully Good Pitcher, saya: girls have a greater craving for sugar ; nity meet does not come during ruBh- The resumption of athletic and oth- j than boys, yet how can the following Gets Out and Everybody’s ' ing season. er relations with Missoula was thor­ facts be disputed, unless perhaps the Mad. oughly discussed when the active' young ladies who presided at the Some one has remarked on the dan­ work of the new student government sugar and cream table were the TEAMS UNFAIR: CATCH BALL ger of an umpire's life. Poor Musty! ! was begun Wednesday afternoon at a ] cause of the men flocking around meeting of the council of the Senate. | that table like bees around honey? The Iota Nu’s are expecting first "The action of the athletic council ] One of the young ladies, who dis­ (Gretchen Van Cleve.) | place in the meet, the Sigma Chi's EUNICE DENNIS, *1f was unanimously endorsed and var- { tributed the sugar, declared that there The first game of the inter-fratern­ ; second. Wonder how it really will Captain Girls' Basketball and Town j ious plana for adjusting the misunder- was hardly a man went by without ity baseball series was played yester­ come out? Girls' Baseball Teams. standing between the two institutions taking two or three lumps of sugar, day afternoon by the lota Nus and the was considered. H was finally moved usually three and in some particular W e hold Aber day to be a worthy ; Sigma Chis. The Sigma Chis won FIVE CO-ED TEAMS TO i that the president of the Senate be cases four (whose names we have 7-1. tradition. For, what do boys like Instructed to draw up a letter to the sworn to keep secret), while most of Everybody was so busy the first more than sympathy ? PLAY INDOOR BASEBALL j president of the student body at Mis­ the girls drank their coffee clear or inning getting the sides straightened soula. as an official expression of the else only took ooe lump. Some one has said that beauty out that they Just couldn't watch the Five teams have been organised for I sentiment here, and asking that they does more good than labor. In which game. But I don't think anything very Indoor baseball. They are the Delta | give us Ihelr views, and also make an class was Professor Getz on Aber exciting happened that inning any­ Gamma team, the "Dorm’* teem, the effort to arouse those in charge of day? way. Kappa Alpha Theta team, the Kappa | athletic affairs there. If the effort of Asa Willard In the second inning Ray Col­ Kappa Gamma team, and a team com­ [the Senate is successful. It will prob­ Osteopathic Physician W e extend to those who worked on lins ran clear around and back where posed of girls living in town. ably lead to a better understanding First National Bank Bldg. he started from again. And then 8am the track and campus our most sin­ : in the near future, and a resumption Kach team will practice four times Rooms 118, 118, 120 and 121. Crawford did the same thing, and cere sympathy. The others could of relations." before games will be scheduled. The he got clear almost in, and they stuck rest (?) once in a while. committee has not yet decided details a ball at him and said, "You're out * Payne Templeton, president of the In regard to admission to games, um­ and he went out and sat down and W e wonder if the freshman class A. S. U. M.. when interviewed in re-; pires. scorers and dates. These will Anaconda Copper didn't say a word. And then Jim­ will take it upon itself to feel hon­ gard to the action of the athletic I be announced later. The winning Mining Company mie Gault,— got in without them do­ ored because the tennis court bench council said. "W e will go Just as team will be presented with a loving Lumber Department. Bonner, ing anything to him, he was so tick- was painted green. (Prom the pen far as Bozeman in renewing relation­ cup by Professor W. W . H. Mustalne. Montana. eled he turned a somersault right of a sophomore.) ship, athletic and otherwise, but no Manufacturers and Wholesale over the plate. I didn’t blame him farther." Dealers in very much. But what I can’t under­ Mr. Stanley, perhaps the reason PINE, LARCH AND FIR stand is what they kept dusting the that some of the boys do not go out BUTZERIN PROMISES Miss Patricia O'Flynn. T7. was LUMBER plate off with their caps for. for track is that they would rather called to her home in Butte, Saturday BE8T A. 8. U. M. N IG H T And all kinds of mill work and Then in the third inning nobody did go fussing instead. afternoon, because of the serious ill­ box shooks. A specialty being anything, only Gossman. He hit the ness of her mother. "W e ’re going to try to make It made of Fruit Boxes. ball real hard, and everyone was so Who worked harder, Friday— the the best ever," or words to that ef­ excited, and thought he was surely freshmen, or the ones who crabbed The best prose, the best work is!, going to make a home run; but it so dramatically at convocation Thurs­ fect, were the optimistic senti­ found at the Bureau of Printing. got caught out in the field. day? ments expressed by Manager Bul­ In the fourth they put Hugh Kent letin. in connection with "A . 8. G e t Y o u r G a rd e n T o o ls out Just like they did Sam. Everyone The boys are beginning to fear al­ U. M. vaudeville, which is to be Missoula Laundry Hoes, Sprinkleos, etc., at was so mad! ready that they may not be allowed presented at the Bijou theater, And then in the fourth they put to attend the girls’ baseball games. April 12. Company They surely would learn a lot about LUCY & SONS Mari out Just the same way. I simp­ There are to be six stellar acta, Bell 82 baseball! ly can’t understand why they insist which will ou(shadow anything P. X. D A N IE LS Student Agent. upon doing that. It seems to me they that has been shown at the the­ could see that it isn’t fair. And in REGISTRATION FOE TEAR ater this year, professional or am­ Henley Eigeman and Co. that very same inning Sam knocked 18 OVER ONE THOUSAND ateur.— (Adv.) GROCERS one clear, high up in the air, and he In consideration, 1 box candy.— A dean store, good goods, got almost to second before it came Over a thousand students are en­ Staff. Have Them down. And then when it did, the rolled at the University of Montana. right prices. Try us and see. pitcher caught it. The Iota Nus caught A summary of the registration for every ball. Nell McPhail made such Finished the academic year, 1918-16, recently Ask About the 'a calm home base that no one made compiled for the annual register, -AT any fuss about it at alL shows that 1.021 students are enrolled. M eet M e at Most everyone went home for dinner This does not Include 60 correspond­ V IO L E T R A Y in the fifth, but they say the Sigma ence students. Chis made three more points before Millers Barber Shop W ard’s KELLEY’S they quit. TENNIS NETS AND 8WEATER8 Hugh Kent is an awfully good pitch­ er and James Muri is an awfully good At a brief meeting of the executive catcher. Everyone says they work committee of the A. 8. U. M.. held in j well together. Manager John Patterson's office last: A Westinghouse J. D. Rowland week, it was voted to purchase, Y. W. HOLDS RECEPTION three tennis nets for use on the Uni­ versity courts. Manager Patterson; Mazda Lamp Jeweler and Optieian. Repair­ A reception for both town and Uni­ was Instructed to order sweaters for j ing 8 Specialty. versity Y. W. C. A. to Introduce Miss the basketball teams; both varsity ] Scott, a national field worker of the and co-ed. In every socket— organization, was given last Thurs­ ARROW 114 East Main Street day evening at the home of Mrs. G. P. Tryouts for "As You Like It," were' The, last word in Missoula, Montana Peterson on Gerald Avenue. Miss beld Saturday afternoon. All the COLLAR Scott talked informally to the young women of the University were not Claett. Peabody i C a, l i e . Makers lighting women. able to try out on Saturday, and the cast has not been chosen. PHI ZETA8 ENTERTAINED. THE METROPOLE $ 1.35 Our Specialty if Fine Hair For a eup of The members of the Beta Pbi chap ! 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