... And Were Then - There None y;aume LXXXII Pasadena, Cali forn ia; Friday, January 9, 1981 Number 12 STU ABDICATES Editor-in-Chief Disappears; Last Seen Tuesday Night by Roger Fong Wound" which garnered much the editorship, using T rac,Y FUfulani fame, if not di sg ust. Ed Suranyi Goodnick's deft maneuver of In his term-long career as a having Alan Loh write their Stuart E. Goodnick, the writer. he developed his writing campaign statement. current editor of The Califor style in numerous a rticles, in Goodnick was well known nia Tech, abdicated his post cluding a review of the poet fo r hi s ebullient editorials con under mysterious circumstances Clayton Eshleman. cerning a plethora of topics Wednesday. Citing "personal But throughout this time, from the mundane, such as reasons",which may include he was clandestinely pl otting to JPL conferences, to the bizzare physical abuse and a low GPA, become editor. He was often (and incomprehensible) praise Goodnick declined to comment seen working with then-editors of the Hori zontal Pillar. further on his abdication. Dave Younge and Alan Loh, Towards the end of his His intercourse with the learning the "fuckwads" of term, Goodnick initiated his Tech began inauspiciously on ed itorship. "Great Consolidation". He October 26, 1979 with hi s arti It came to pass in the began to draw greater prestige cle "Coleman Chamber Opens general elections of 1980 that and power for himsel r. '79 Season" which appear~d on Goodnick and two co Durham was demoted 10 "Staff page four. However. hi s (our conspirators, Oliver Graves Liason",while Graves was de force occured the following and D avid Durham, pigeonholed to "Head week in the column, "Festering a.k.a.Grover, were elected to Photographer"; later, he was exiled to San Francisco. Also, Goodni ck became enraptured in the mystical; incense (among Rose Prank Bowl other intriguing substances) was often oxidizing in his room, and even his editorials By Lee Sunderlin grew more esoteric. His curtain ~our Cal tech stuaems at- ' O'Neil and Martin carried call article was the old standby, tempted another daring prank the equipment out to the field . the second "Festering Wound" m the early morning of They saw a flashlight which and foretold of his coming After leading a long and productive career as Tech editor-in-chief. Stuan Goodnick December 31. Unfortunately, they thought was Juanito's downfall. dillppcared. Here. he enjoys one of his excesses. they were a little too daring, okay signal, but it was Goodnick disappeared the and the dignity of the Rose suspiciously on the wrong side night of January 6, 1981. Ac Bowl remained unviolated for of the field. The light ap cording to a highly placed another year. proached, and ·the two hid in a source, he was last seen Tues The plot involved an at- dugout. The light came up to day night, meandering out Presenting: tempt to bury a box on one them, and they were arrested from his room, leaving behind side of the playing field. At by two security guards (who a trail of wit, whimsy and wor halftime, a balloon saying were from Pasadena City Col managing editors. "Caltech" with a streamer say- lege). Juanito, meanwhile, was Saturn ing "Beavers" would be releas- hiding ten feet away. by Robert Hill ed before millions of viewers. As O'Neil and Martin were The Voyager I encounter The panel discussion had The release was to be con troll- confessing to the police, the with Saturn was probably THE been edited from the original ed by a wire leading into the two others took the equipment Stience event of 1980. World tapes made in Beckman stands. and tried to leave. The missing Press coverage and interest was Auditorium last November. It After careful surveillance of stuff was noticed; polics soon !he biggest for any space event consists of presentation by the the site, the assault team felt cordoned off the stadium and IlCept for the first moon lan- four panelists on what the they were prepared. Charlie caught Villanueva and Ennis. ding back in 1969. The Saturn encounter means to O'Neil, Steve Martin, Juanito Later, Kostka and Weeks Beckman Planetary Science community them. To this writer. Dr. Mur Villanueva, and Joel Ennis, were stopped in a van, ques will be recovering from their ray's talk , which could perhaps dressed in black and equipped tioned, and then released. The week of surprises for years to be titled "Voyager: The Begin with walkie-talkies, slipped fo ur prisoners were booked tome. "Smog" on Titan, the ning of the Limits tq Human over two fences between police and spent three hours in jail. Quakes spokes within the rings, the Endeavor?" was easil y the most patrols. Dan Kost ka and Ralph Their hearing on charges of UJ • • •:n :y r urutam braided F ri ng, the turbulence stimulating. Weeks stayed outside to watch trespassing will be on January with the Caltech News Bureau of Saturn's atmosphere and the This program is, of course, for guards. The four inside 14 at the Pasadena Courthouse "We are almost ce rtainly incredible detail within the brought to you by your friend men sli pped under a gate and sometime after 8:30 am; spec- not overdue for a repeat of the rings successfull y . imaged by Iy Caltech Y. into the stadium. tators are invited. great 1857 earthquake, but that the Voyager inst ruments are anticipated event may be so just some of the phenomena close that we can ill afford to that will cause rewriting of neglect serious preparations for textbooks on the ringed planet. it ," declared Dr. Kerry Sieh, Dr. Bruce Murray will give assistant professor o f geology a presentation entitled "Saturn Kudos from TQFR at Caltech, in hi s Watso n Lec and the Mind of Man" (Ramo ture Wednesday night. Auditorium, 8: 00 p.m., Tues Although the examples were day, J anuary 13 ). Dr. Murray by Charlie O'Neal that professors, getting im tional responses each (see _ sometimes confusi ng a nd once ,is Professor of Planetary Thanks go 10 everyone who mediate feedback from their below). I realize that some of he even had to skip a n entire Science, and Director of the Jet returned their TQFR question first term courses, will be able these courses had less than five section, Dr. Sieh's message was Propulsion Laboratory which naires. As a student effort to 10 make any needed ad undergrads in them but if one clear: we need to prepare now operates the two Voyager mis in crease the quali ty of justments as they continue to of yours had 5 or more and for possible future shocks. siOlls for NASA. Dr. Murray's teaching, the ASCIT Educa teach second or third term. you want the prof to see the He began with a short presentation will be in two tional Policies Committee Although for many classes survey results TURN IN hi story o f the large earth- parts-the showing of edited (EPC) is going to process the the response rate was great, a YOUR SURVEYor !let some quakes in California, such as videOtape of a panel discussion fi rst term's survey results right full 90 courses won't be includ one who hasn't to turn 111 the 1906 San Francisco a nd the (with Dr. Murray, Carl Sagan, away in a limited edition of the ed in this TQFR because less theirs. 1857 Fort Tejon temblors, and Ray Bradbury. and Phillip TQFR. This first term edition than fi ve surveys were ret urn For sure, your house pres i- showed how an "ave rage recur- Morrison) followed by a slidc will only be distributed to the ed. Twenty-one of these dent and Theresa in Winnett rence interval" - the time lapse presentation in which some of professors of (" '-00;: '\ urveyed, courses need only. o ne more CONTiNUEd CONTiNUEd the hi ghlights from the flyby the division chalrli. .. .~ a returned survey before they can ON PAGE 6 ON PAGE 6 will be illustrated (and, of few other concerned members be in cluded and another 25 COu rse, explained!). of the faculty. We a re hoping courses need only two addi- I~'II?'AI~~I~I ASCITsca
Problem I : The ex ~ plays Whether accident a ll y or of voting time 10 24 •. .•• deliberately, the fo rthcoming seems like a great idea ASCIT Bv- Laws Electio n con but fai ls th e crucia l test tains a sn'eaky way of di luting ing all improvement. the va lu e of rour vote in 24-hour voting o n ASC IT elections to come. night means th at there will Therefore. first. we call lIpon be one house the ASCIT BO D and Elections ment made about II C hai rman, in the interest of a Starting Mo nda\' fair a nd hones! election, 10 run n lllg through provide a ballot for this elec would improve voter tion thai breaks the changes Furt her. 24-hour voting. down inlO three separate vO les. mated as a means to reduce o ne fo r each Article 10 be inrIuence of house po litics FI(lsh Ciord()lI . SIClrri ng Sam J . )\)1IC", al ive as cinema strip cOlllique. parody, so that the balance changed. This will be a small ASCIT elections (by red Mclod\' Ander
On Campus Interviews Wednesday, January 14: UPDATE NOON D ISCUSSION. Circuletion Menager Thursday, January 22 , 1981 Dr. Ned Munger speaking o n the question: " Is There Paul Eskridge H o pe for South Africa?" At noon in C lu broom One, Speciel Conaultant Manny Meet with working software and hardware engineers upstairs Winnett. Bring your lunch. Irom ROLM in the Placement Center. See our Company T h e C e lifor n l a T e ch public a literature in the Placement Center. Saturday, January 17: SAN D IEGO ZOO TRIP. Sign up in t ion offic e s are located ,n the Y between Monday and Wednesday (Jan. 12- 14). rooms 115 and 107 ,n Winnett Student Center on the C a ltech If unable 10 attend an Gibson Anderson The cost per person: $4.00 for transportation; $3.75 c ampus . The address 15 Interview. send resum'e to Manager. Recruiting & Tra ining ent rance fee; and money for meals and miscellaneous. 107- 51. Cal,fornla Institute of ROlM Corporalion Technology. Pasadena, Callfor 4900 Old Ironsides Orive MIS 560 Sunday, January 18: TRIP TO EVITA . 20 tickets are nlS 91 125. Telephone' (2 13) Sa nta Cl ara . CA 95050 avail able for the 7:30 P.M. perfo rmance at the Shubert 795-6811 . Editor - ext. 6153. BUSiness Manager - ext. 6154. We ilfe an equill Oppoflunilylallirmalive action employer. Theater. The cost per ticket is $ 12.50, which includes Printed by News- Type Serv,:::: e. transportation . The tickets will be distributed by lottery, G lendale. Cali f o rnIa . Postag e paid at P a sadena. California . wi th the sign-up for the lottery lasting from Mo nday to Wednesday (Jan. 12- 14). Winners' names will be posted Subscriptions CORPORATION ' $2.00 per term and they must come by the Y office to pay for their $5.00 per year tickets by noon, Friday, January 16. $100 for Iofe IBBN 000B_1 1582 Page Three ~lillillillill!llill!llill!llillillillillillillillillillil~ .~~~~~~~~~ ~t. [j] ~'C(J ~ CW QQ Right about then things !'"" lA h irQ I!Vl tee ~ start to get unreasonable. One l!l t' l!l frosh, tr~mg to keep the. blaze TItE .Body Sltop i to a minimum area, IS re- .1iI1il1il1il1il1il1il ~ III ~ ~ lillil ~ Iilllllillil Iillil ~ lilll arranging the wood when he is Mlil[j][j]lillil[j]lillillil[j]lillillillillil~lil[j][j]~[j] It 's Saturday evening. As hustled away by two of Have you ever been silting particularly of highly spiced the shadows grow longer in the sized fire. The crowd mills Pasadena's finest. Subsequently a movie theater, church, a foods or of alcohol, gulping li streets of Pasadena, an uneasy about, _ chanting arcane spells thts safety-minded individual is rumor flees from person to w hi ch resound off the a candidate for a felony arson :~;i~~h.~~a:"d etc., and suddenly quids that are too hot or cold, t an attack of hic- excessive smoking, fatigue, or person, evoking mixed reac- .surrounding buildings. charge. Another individual in I'm sure a lmost everyone hearty laughter after a big lions : excitement, desire, No, it's not the work of the keeping with the spiri t of' the answer this question with a meal, just to mention a few. pyromania . . . Small groups or PLO or any equiva lent terrorist event, holds a beer, till a keen YES! This experience can Now you're saying to individuals scurry to and fro; group. (Pasadena P.D., can eyed, sharp-nosed officer spots embarrassment and yourself, "ok, so what can I do seedy-looking characters park you hear me out there?) No, this flagrant violation of civil discomfort to the to get rid of this nagging 'hic'?" obscurely loaded cars in dark it's nOt an attempt to get into codes and drags the second of is usually a benign Thumping the victim on the a ll eys ; while not far away, a Guinness for the world's largest fender away. (No one seems to back is a time-honored method gathering crowd seems to be marshmall ow roas t/ traffic recall seeing the beer actually are caused by of treatment. Other home marching in protest of some obstruction. (Sorry, folks.) bemg consumed; it is entirely contractions of the remedies include holding your unstated issue, by repeatedly And no, it's not the People poss ible that the a lleged of , the muscle which breath, breathing deeply, crossing the intersection which Resisting . Installation of Coal- fender brought it aJong just for the chest from the holding your tongue out so the is slowly bulging due to the Burning Steam Plants company's sake.) •••Dallllltn. The normally glottis cannot close, and exhal enormous amount of cheerful demonstrating their latest The PFD arrives a nd has a IlitIOOth function of this muscle ing and inhaling into a paper souls present. slogan-UBurn trees , not few words with the PPD. important role in the bag. Taking steady sips of A crack barks out in the dinosaurs." (I hope they There ·ensues a valiant struggle ire8thi'l~ process, but when ir water breaks the spasmodic night and suddenly the entire freeze.) It's THE LEADING as one fireman singlehandedl y goes into spasms. As rhythm for some people, and mob dashes to the north, feet EDGE telling the whole world takes on a horrendously large d iaphragm moves others can be shocked out of pounding ground; random peo- that, once again, our football pile of burning pallettes. In the pie are bathed in the white team has vanquished its op- heat of the action (sorry!) the f~~~;~ar~ the victim inhales their reflex by being shouted at I the glottis (the or startled. The aim of all glare of a circling chopper; the ponents (from Si mi Valley, I hose seems to slip in his hands and surrounding home remedies is to reduce the frenzied crowd re-convenes in- do believe) and relegated them CONTiNUEd at the base of the irritation to the diaphragm and side the relative safety of a few to the dusty sales beneath our ON PAGE ~ involuntarily snaps shut to interrupt the rhythmic hastily-erected traffic bar- the throat. It is this spasms. ricades, and for a moment action that causes the If hiccups have not subsid nothing h appens . RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT OPENINGS IHHIGRflTIOIt flTTORItEY to interview c?ndidates for B.S., M.S. , or Ph . D In electrical , mechanical , or chemical THE HAIR CUTTERS STUART I. FoliNSky engineering . 2459 Mission Road H,!. ... NO H(~5 San Marino ('P ! '~!\ ! "" "-IG'" Further information is available from your Place Phone: 799-0651 ....6967 ...·IOU ment Office . L.A. Office: 1009 E. 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The An Ad Hoc Commirtee is in the core curricullu m is whether AHCCC wi ll also be concerned K)' Ed Lambert the midst of examining the In- it is serving its function of pro wi th establishing a system that As is typical of an election a process can arise under the sti tute's Core Curr i c~ l um. This viding the basic .education in will automatically spot a nd year, many people begin to present system as evidenced by Committee (known as the science, technology, a nd the correct problems with the core find fa ult with 'va rious aspects the recent Presidential election. AHCCC and pronounced as if humanities that is expected of curriculum in the future. The of the election process a nd sug John Anderson's cha nces \Ve re a lecturer were clearing hi s Caltec h. If deemed ap present experiments with om gest a lt ernatives. The ASCIT severely damaged by the at throat) was appointed by the propriate, the Committee will budsmen in the core courses Executive Committee has COll titude of a "vote for Anderson Chairman o f the Faculty, consi der changes in the re are part of this program. si dered the problems that is a vote for Reagan ," etc. David Goodstein, a nd asked to quirements. However, more Students. and faculty with ASCIT has been ha vi ng with The rational person will determine whether any changes likely they will consider nar constructive suggestions on it s elections over the past vote for all people who he feels should be made in the core cur- rower questions. such as: these matters should feel free several years a nd is offering to are acceptable. To vote for a ny riculum. The core curriculum I) Is the workload in the to communicate with any the student body several more would support those peo consists of the courses involved core curriculum consistent wi th members of the AHCCC. cha nges to the ASCIT By ple whom he doesn't endorse, in sati sfying Institute re- the assigned units? Student members: Charlie Laws. These changes would whereas to vote for fewer can. quirements. This incl udes Ma 2) Are the subjects covered O'Neil , Nick Gross, a nd Jon substitute the present required didates would withhold suppOrt I, Ma 2, C h I (or its replace- so as to be useful to the non Quackenbush: majority· system of voting with from possibl y acceptable com ment, Ch 2), Ch 3, Ph I , Ph 2 specialist? Faculty members : Bill what is known as "approval promise candidates. Thus, th e (or its replacement, Ph 12), 3) Could the courses be bet- Goddard (Chairman), Tom vOl ing". will of the electorate is better fre s hm a n l aborato rie s, ter coordinated? Apostol, Bob Bates, John Briefly stated, approval felt and a 3 o r 4-way race is freshma n humanities, Ec/ SS 4) Are the courses out- Bercaw, Albert Hudspeth, Bill vot ing allows the voter to cast decided on a more equitable I I , and PE. In addition, it ef- dated? J ohnson, George Rossman, a vote for every candidate on basis. fectively includes the other 5) Do they ignore new, im- and Tom Tombrello. the ballot who meets with hi s The suggested changes in courses used to satisfy portant areas of science and The best suggestion agreed approval. The winner in any corporate approval voting into Hum/ SS requirements (it technology? to by the Committee will earn elect ion, th erefore, is the can ASC IT e lectio n s. T hese perhaps should also include 6) Is the teaching quality its earliest proponent a free didate who has received the cha nges, however, still allow AMa 95). (by professors a nd teaching lunch at either the Greasy or at most approval votes. While at for the casting of a 'no' VOle if "-"-.....;...;,,:------the Burger Continental. first this might sound absurd, a the voter fee ls none of the can close examin ation will show didates are acceptable. Slight that this system is superior to variations are made in the the current one a nd solves the se lection of the office of Direc Robert Kelly, Past ill s wh ich have plagued recent tor at Large because of the re Seminar Today ASCIT elections. quiremenr that at least one On Owning Your Before discussing this Director must be a freshman. Poet-in-Residence, system further, let's first ad Essentiall y, in this case, the Own Company dress the difficulties that voter will vote for all people ASCIT has had wit h it s elec whom he endorses. I f he Reads in Judy Library tions. A system of majority doesn't consider anyone accep voting works great when there table, he instead casts a "no for Robert Kelly, the poet and si ngleness are." By Grace Mah are two candidates for an of all candidates" vote. ' If in the essayist, will read from hi s "The Loom," a long poem Ever want to own your own fice. This, however, is often in stance he finds acceptable works on Thursday, January regarded as one of the poet's company? Some of you o ut not the case, as 3 or 4 people upperclass men and no accep 15 , at 8:00pm in the Judy most important works, was there may be thinking about it will often sign up for key of table freshmen he may instead Memorial Library in Baxter. composed in 1971 -72 while Mr. in a few years, if not now. fices. As a resul t, a majorit y vote for those upperclassmen Mr. Kelly has just been Kell y was writer-in-resi dence at Well , if you are consid ering it, may not be reached after the he li kes and "no for all awarded the 1980 Los Angeles Calt ech. He has publi shed for the Committee on Relations initial electi on. Therefore, a freshmen candidates." For any Book Prize for Poetry for hi s ty volumes, among them Flesh wit h In dus try and the runoff electi on IS required freshman to receive the most recent volume, Kill the Dream Book ( 197 1), Th e Mill Mechanica l E n ginee rin g which often digresses to two or automatic freshman slot for Messenger Who Brings Bad of Particulars (1 973), Kal; Department ha ve a three runoffs. Problems arise Director-aI-Large he must have News (B lack Sparrow Press, Yuga (1970), The Convections seminar/ discussion for you o n when runoff elections a re not more approval votes than (he 1979). (1978), the essays called /n Friday, Janua ry 9 (that's we ll publicized and student in total number of " no" votes. "Kill the Messenger reveals Time (1971), a nd the long today!) at 1:00pm in 2 10 difference strikes, causi ng the Thus an equi table manner in an ex traordinary alertness to poem about Ameri ca call ed Thomas, to be call ed "En number of votes cast to fall electi ng someone to [he the dimensionality of words "The Common Shore" ( 1969). trepreneuri al Development." drast icall y. By the time a third peculiar office can be reached. rel ative to sound, association To be published in 1981 are Mr. H . E . Wagner and Dr. S. runoff occurs, o nl y a few The additional By-Law a nd eruditio n," wrote poer "Spiritual Exercises" and "Erin S. Leavitt, president and vice dozen votes may be cast (unless changes raise the salaries of the Clayton Esh leman in the Los Tantra America," call ed "an presid ent respect ively of it's a particularly heated race). Edit ors of the California Tech Angeles Times. Kelly "draws examination of Iri sh-American Teknekron, Inc., wi ll speak of Capricious 'no' voting can also and the Big T commensurate into bold reli ef the fi gure of excuses." Mr. Kelly currently their company's interesting ac muddy the situation further. with inflation over the past five the mortal a ll of us in our li ves in upstate New York a nd tivit ies: helping to organize Approval vOling, on the or so years. In addition, the teaches writing at Bard Col new high technology com other hand, requires only a T reasurer remains an offi cer of lege. panies. The two representatives plurality of approval votes. the corporati on until he's , This reading is open to the will be available for info rmal Therefo're almost all races will finished the corporation books public, and admission is free. discussion, and anyone wit h in be decided in the first election of the fi scal year he was in of SAVE BIG on For more information, phone terests in entrepreneurship is when student interest and in fi ce. This way he won't run off CALCULATORS 356-4652. in vited to come. fluence is greatest. A runoff and leave the job to the next election would be required only sucker to get elected. r6D"1 HEWLETT in the rare instance of a tie in Th ese proposals are a::r... PACKARD votes or in the case of a presented after much careful NOW OPEN plurality of 'no' votes. You can discussion by the ASCIT Ex HP 41C ...... $119.00 see how a major deficiency in Comm and a lot of work by Optical Wand .. 99.99 the present system can be solv Andy Gellman. 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"Corner of California & Fair Oaks" I N 1115 Fair Oaks , South Pasadena (near Von 's) 799-6176 -- .------~ THE CALIFORNIA Page Five Proposed ASCIT Commentary Bylaws Revisions FROM TltREE lUl'nC:LE IV . OffiCERS freshman can didates" may just a little .. . oh my gosh, on Changes about !/, of the people standing 5. Office of the nevertheless cast votes of ap Replace th ird proval for upperclass can FROM TWO a round seem to have suddenly llenten"e with , " He shall remain didates. gotten damp around the edges. of the corporation a) A necessary condition Problem 2: The Excomm is a lw ays win! And judging from Tch tch. the beginning of the new for freshmen to be elected is trying to sneak one past the Mr. Lambert's remarks about Of course, usin g the year. He shall have the that they receive a greater voters, in the form of 'Ap J ohn Anderson (see Lambert's modern , technology developed ""'norati,ot books audit ed by number of approval votes than proval Voting'. Approval artic le in this issue) this was the at Calt ech, the remnants of the of that year.·' the total number of "no" votes. vot in g IS a t-errible system Excomm's intention. The whole bon fire a re zapped into The corresponding conditi on whose main achievement is "to point is that an election where nothingness ; brute force wins the voter states which can again as the pall ettes, some st ill "=1~~,~~,~V~ ~III~I;'JELECT IONS for upperclassmen is that they a ll ow the third best. candidate IA RES recei ve a greater number of to win any contested election. didates he accepts, rather than smoking, are hauled away to 2. All nominated votes of approval than the More seri ous1y,. the value o f prefers. will lead to the most re-appear in the Ri cketts pot. acceptable mediocrity. landid"tes shall be li sted o n the number of "no for a ll can a ny single voter's vote " IS It would appear that the and sha ll be voted upon didates" votes. di lu ted, since the voters submit As it happens, the Election PPD rotates its personnel at dections. Election day sha ll b) The freshma n receiv different numbers of votes for Procedures change seems (0 least once each year, probably the second Monday follow ing the greatest number of ap each office, and for different ha ve been written to prevent more frequently; none of the the closing of nominations. proval votes and meeting the reasons. The 'Approval Voting' low-voter-turnout runoffs. This offi cers there seemed to have day for run-off elec above condition sha ll be system looks very good on could more easil y have been any experience in dealing with necessary, shall occur elected. Of the remaining can paper, since it would , done by a d iffe rent change, as the situation, and in genera l Wednesday of the sa me didates the one receiving the theoreti cally, reduce the fo ll ows: ma ke the election on \""ere less polite than someone greatest number of approval number of runoff elections TUESDA Y, rather than Mon inured to the experi ence would 3. Ball o ting shall votes and meeting the above drasti call y. However, by ma k day, to increase the chance that be (e.g., last year's fires). from 8:00pm o f the condition shall a lso be elected. ing all results plurality rat her House a nn oun cements and Another possibilily: since this other means o f communica is the rirst event this year, a " ~:~~:gi?; the electio n day, c) I f an upperclassma n tha n majority decisions, and by d in Sect ion 2., shall but no freshman is elected then giving no .weight to the order tions will remind people of the show of strength / aggres place in Winnett Center the nominations for Director at of preference of candidates if a election. If the 24-hour sion/ inflexibilit y mi ghi sway in each o f the undergrad Large in the subsequent elec voter votes for more than one balloting is necessary, begin it the fros h to shun further such houses. Each voter must tion shall be open to freshmen candidate for an office, what on Monday night. Make the pyrotechnics in the event that an official register at the only. will happen is that the winner runoff election, if any, on FRI OUf team were to win again. ( I of. voting before submit will often be the one who is the DA Y, gi ving tim e to announce quote one police o fficer: "You ballot. Absentee ball ots ARTICLE XIV. least objecti onable to the it in this very paper. improvin g bastards don't know brains allowed in the case of PUBLICATIONS largest minority. And what it turnout. If the runoff must be from common sense. If my who expects to be ab Section 5. does to the election of the 24-hour. run it from sometime house were on fire rrom one of the day of an electi on. a) Replace seco nd Director-at-Large is a horror to on Friday until that same time these stunts. I'd come over to I'Jlllent"e ball ots must be filed . sentence with, "The Editor(s) behold . More im portantly, it on Saturday. The main reason your ca mpus and draw the Election C ha irman no will receive a sa lary of $500 for reduces the value of a 'No' why people don't vote in blood. ") Don't beli eve it , guys. than noon of the day each term's work payable a t the vote, since it will be nearl y im runoff elections is that they We a ll know that the PPD is don't know that there is a p'~in~ the election day. All end of each term." possible for enough ' No o n all reall y, deep down underneath, be cast in secret. c) R e pl ace s eco nd candidate' votes to be cast to runoff under the current a reasonable bunch of fo lk s ' system. and they regard Our pranks ~;:~::,,,~4"i( ~OnIY members of sentence with, "The Editor will outweigh the 'vote for my third , ' may vote for receive a salary of two hundred or fourth preference' votes for All in a ll , the changes in with tolerant amu sement; any officers. A correctly dollars ($200) with a possible some Henry Kumquat. All of Article VIII are a very bad di splays of temper are purely for t he elect io n of a n bonus of one hundred dolla rs this has the net result of mak thing, and we ask you to vote to save face before the rest of be either one of ($100)." ing the ASC IT election a con NO! the world . Right? d) Replace the second test in making yourself widely - Nick Smith - the realist sentence with, "The Editor will known and as unobjectionable receive a salary of two hundred as possible on a given Sunday dollars ($200) with a possible evening. so that you wi ll be a bonus of o ne hundred dollars candidate that everyone in Answers to Last ($100)." cludes as an acceptable (note tha t we never said 'preferred') Writing the word "no" candidate in a n election where Week's Puzzle lilllifylng that none of the you don't even need a majority t=~ls meets with the voter's of the votes cast! In any elec- HELP! • tion where t voters are REBUS HAIR MAC HO PROTON 5. For all offices The Caltech Musical needs polarized on an tween PIOTR those of Director at you! We need your time a nd two major candidates-;-"an inof voter may cast a your body - to help us fensive third candidate will approval for as many backstage wit h building sets, Jcu~(lat,es as the voter wi shes finding props, moving the sets cast one vote o f "no". around on stage, helping with E sp re sso date receiving the makeup, costumes. a nd li ghts, Enjoy Lunch & Dinner Capp u ccino lIn*lest number of votes of ap and all the other multitudinous win the election things that must be done to put And Pizza With Us that this number is on the musical by February 27, than the total number 28, and March I. So if you "'no" votes. want to help us out (or know orTakeltOut Section 6. A voter may cast of someone else who might be one "no" vote for the of interested) please call Flora of Director at Large. The Boyer in the Drama Office at may vote either "no for ext. 6259 or Chris Lindblad, PRIMO fJta[ian 2)/uciaftiu .:;:~~~~a :~~~~~ or "no for all the Producer, at Ricketts, p candidates". A voter 356-9387. a vote of " no for a ll §ou7.mt:t 350 S. Lake Ave. HAIRSTYLING Pasadena 795-4749 SPECIAL! to Ca/tech students with student 10 card In the ON EVERY Colonnade Mall HAIRSTYLE across from Bullock 's $29,0 Monday-Saturday 10 a _m_ - 8:30 p_m_ SHAMPOO , BLOW ) I I ( CU T AND DR Y : WITH THIS COUPON - GOOD AFTER 5 P.M. : I L IM IT O NE COUPON PER CUSTOMER I FOR MEN & WOMEN (FOR APPT. CALL) : ~ You may buy ONE drink in a glass : I beer or wine, or a soft drink I 792-5301 t I I for 5¢ with purchase of any dinner or pizza I 201 So_ Lake Ave_. Pasadena !------! THE CALIFORNIA TECH Friday, January 9, my year old patience should. brother Won't it be thrilling I'm sure there are lots of good, Yessir, I look forward to to defend America from those honest folks who might seeing America as it should be. Our vicious heathens. modestly propose solutions to The true pioneer spirit lives on Ronnie's gonoa do us the problem. in our new leader I and I wish another big favor as well: get Even better yet, I think we each and eve ry one of you who rid of abortion. We all know can look for Ronnie to put a call yourselves "Americans" to that it 's a cTrme against God lid on those goddamn radicals give him your full support, and Noble and Man, and it'll save us so who stir up American youth if you do then I have faith that much money to slap. Just and pollute their minds with the moral majority wi ll think of it. All those new dangerous drugs. It'll be such a triumph in the end, and I will FROM between "events" - could babies ready to get out there pleasure not to worry about my sleep easy at night. and work! Yes it'll be wonder children at night - knowing "People get the kind of figured. After a brief Leader ful alright. Now I suppose that they went to bed saying government they deserve" troduction to plate there may be a glut of children their prayers. How marvelous - Thoreau. theory, he commenced Now that Ronnie Raygun is for eighteen or so years, but it'll be to see smiling "young spirited address on hi s officiall y destined to become that shouldn't dismay us people" having a good time -Bruce Sams in the area; the Wallace "Our Noble Leader" it would any.Anyway, even if we do and going home by I I as they a rea near Bakersfield, be well to brace for the Pallett C ree k area pleasure of his term in office. Palmdale-Lancaster. In each Certainly Ronnie's scintillating these a reas, Dr. Sieh O "'d"a! ~ wit and great charisma will massive amounts of lend credence to every word he CBeaveft~ CBaQQ TQFR pose and interpret utters, as will the battery of layers o f sediment, Surprisi tape recorders he will have Iy, he found that earthq planted all over the White could be disti nguished House. The fabulous sense of even their magnitudes and timing that made him such a goutheft[ll CaQ List proximate dates establlish,ed famous actor will no doubt By P. G. Hepzibah 3 -4 and will open league pia) from hi s data, and that serve him well when dealing The Cal tech Beavers opened tomorrow at Occidental. were conOicting rp(''''rer,re with the Ayatollah and other the 1981 portion of the basket The junior varsity squad FROM ONE tervals between his two i non-english speaking people. It ball season by dropping a suffered a similar fate, losi ng will have extra surveys. The Wallace C reek esti wi ll certainly be a sight to 97 - 64 decision to Southern 109-57. The l Vs were within C lasses needing I more show a range from 150 to make patriotic eyes wet when Cali fornia College. The eight points in the second half, returned survey: AM 97, years in the recurrence i our boys go marching bravely Beavers appeared to still be and appeared to be taking con AMa 104, AMa 153, APh 114, if thi s is believed then the off to a land of sand dunes to suffering from New Year's day trol of the momentum of the APh 18 1, Bi 103, Bi 135, big event should not Occur save fifty people claimed to be hangovers as they committed game when the aggressiveness Bi 136, CS 172, Env 142 at least another few "spies". What a ridiculous idea. 27 turnovers in the first half of the SCC players wore down (Morgan), Env ISO, GE 104, However, the Pallett Why, I'm sure those honest thus allowing SCC to take ~ the Tech defense. SCC scored GE 176, Lin 101, MA 5 estimates show a shOrter Americans would never have 58 -27 halftime lead. The 18 straight points and the game (Dean), MA 137, ME 22, of 125 to 225 years of lull; been involved in anything as game turned out to be a repeat was history. 6'7" freshman MS IS, Ph 205, P h 236, are just reaching the end of nasty as political subterfuge. of the game last December Stewart Peebles scored 14 PI 104. current imerval, if the I Tnat's what the commies do. where the varsity played a good points in his debut, and Scott Classes needing 2 more estimate is used. But it's good to know we'll be second half only to lose Gordon came off the bench to returned surveys: AE 104, He concluded by fighting another heroic Trojan 91 -62. score 18 points to lead the baby AMa 98 , APh 153, Art 110, the tenuousness of these War. This time it'll be fifty . Frank laneczek scored 18 Beavers. The lV team is AY 101 , Ch 4, Ch 125, CS 140, renee estimates, while faces that launch a thousand POints to lead all Tech scorers winless in three tries, but things CS 14 1, CS 286, Ec 121, phasizing the need for missiles, but what the hell, it's and Bob Golden scored 14 are looking better since the EE 112, EE 116, Ge 100, earthquake planning now. the thought that counts. Of points, a ll in the second half. previous two defeats were by Him, H I~, Un 1m, Dr. Sieh said, "earthquakes course I'm disappointed that I Gary Tornquist, laneczek and 88 points (113-25) to this Lit 120, Lit 160, Ma 112, not adhere to the intervals won't be able to go myself. I'm Mike Pearson each had six re same Southern Cal team and ME 118, Ph 92, Ph 136, actJy; they make individual just a little too old, but oh, bounds. The Beavers are nol'. by 70 points to L.A. Baptist. Ph 171, PS 120. pointment s." The California Tech Wants YOU! to become a writer, paste-up troll editor-in-chief (or most especially) business manager January 9, 1981 THE TECH Page The A venal Inn; 808 Skyline ver y good as we ll, espec ially Boulevard in A venal; (209) Restaurant Review the one we didn't have to pay 386-9979; reservations not re for. We sett led our bill for a quired. noticabl y sm a Ii amou nt, The Avenal I nn is ble ssed around $15 for four very with a very advantageous loca ~1/~§nm hungry and fairly large diners. ti o n, first and forem?st The sanitary faci lities because ii'S o n Avenal's prin bathrooms, and a vague fac metaphysics and mindfucks, (bathrooms for the unpreten cipal avenue. And it also has simile of a sa lad bar-it made and kept us entertained for tiolls) were less e motionally the good fortune to share that Food Service's look good - quite a while with so me of its satisfying than the rest of the street with only o ne other sharing the fourth. Our hostess deeper implications. The win. Inn, with a great view o f the restaurant, where the sign (she just waited the tables, but do\'v' view cSf the burrito bar vacant lot ment ioned earlier doesn't adverlise any kind a I couldn't shake the fee ling that and the street outside left a lit and a 30\!·second wait for hot sc lf·rcs pecling wh ite man she owned at least half the tle to be desired, but it added water. But I must say I liked would volunta ri ly stick in hi s operation) was congeni a l, to nicely to the total effect of th e the A venal Inn as a whole. It facc. Just tacos, burritos, stuff the point of giving us a free Inn. had pretty dece nt food, very from two like that. But Ollr pa rty on this 18·oz. glass of soda whe n s.he Just as we were deciding decent prices , dO\vn·ho me Mid· spaced -o ut our order. A ll this dropped in, become his unwill partic ular Avenal excursion that A venal (accent on the first die American hospitality, a nd ing assistants. was 75 "70 white (87.5 "70 by hospi talit y made up fo r the ic y sylla ble, st ranger. if vou that distincti ve je l1 e .<;ois quoi For th e most pan. tile ac Eic ho rn's standards), so we glances that the res t o f the please ) wa sn't so bad after 'all, you somehow just can't get in torS were able to play their elected for the unassuming dine rs. astute enough {O figure the food ca me. My chili cheese metro politan Los Angeles . roles straight, accepting the white frame ho use across the out that we weren't locals, were burger was pretty greasy, but it I think it had so mething to course of events a s perfec tl y street. Parking should be no shooting o ur way. was fair en o ugh, somewhat do with the 50·gallon dru m out teaSona bl e, or at least acce p problem, since there's a big va· As our hostess d isappeared better tha n the Shaker's and a back . ;;' -full o f polvun table as a nightmare. T he occa cant lot behind the I nn besides into the kitchen, we took stock real steal at $1.50. The tacos saturates. In any event, it was a sional lapses seem to be CO I1 - the three or four c urb spaces . o f the restaurant. The pain were, without any doubt, the lunch well taken, and as we caltrated early on. The 1940's " Coca-Cola hits the line.s a round us, alt ho ugh they worst I've ever had in my life, pi led back into the aging a uto The cast is a mixture of the spot" sign in the window probably wouldn't have made but the filling seemed alright: if that had brought us to the and old: Sam J. Jones and reassured us that we had made the H unti ngton , wouldn't have the shells had been fresher- Gateway to Coali nga and sped Anderson fil l the hero the right decision and, pulling made the Baxter, and they were read 'edible' - I think they o ff down ROll te 33 towards hO"ni",o roles as Flash and open the screen door, we made p leasa nt enough conversation would have been pretty good. Pasadena and Tech, we all Topol plays Dr. Zarkov: pieces whi le we waited. One in o ur entrance. Gordo, St uart, and Mikey all agreed t hat a good A venal run Von Sydow is Ming the Small tables line two walls particular, of a cowboy silting said they got "pretty has a T ommy's run beat, hands of the I nn, with a grill counter on a bed with his boots off , reasonable" food, if som ewhat down. Jones_ as Flash. isn't going on the third and the kitchen, wa s g rea t fodd er for fat-laden. The drinks were all - David Younge to let a little thing like inex perience keep him from saving die world (his previous occupa tion was quarterback for the New Y ork Jets). Anderson bandies Dale's dam se l-in distress sceneS well enough, but is more impressive when she's taking maHers into her own Why do outstanding Jones' first film role (here's future trivia question) was of Bo Derek 's husba nd in Melody Anderso n has' several TV movies and guest systems programmers roles to her credit, including of Presley's high-sc hool rllftethlCart in Elvis: The Movie. Dr. Zarkov begins the film IS a wide-eyed fanatic. who at work in Bellevue, WA? .empts to force hi s assistant to alIer 'his (probably untested ) spaceshi p at gunpoint. But liter, having escaped from one of Ming's deadly plans, he ex claims "You can't conquer the human spirit!" Although other wise enjoyable, Topol wasn't able to bridge this gap in Microsoft. cbaract er for me. Ming the Merciless is llIIgIlificent. Max Von Sydow jIrojects the aura of decadence , omnipotence, and sovereignty that must surround the of the Universe. Omella Muti, as Ming's lascivious daughter, is sure to raise a few temperatures in -the audience. . Topol, the Tel-A viv-born actor, is known the world over for his per(ormance of Tevye Microsoft develops Radio Shack. Texas Instru • small company with mers who will advance in the film version of Fiddler the leading edge in micro ments. Intel. Tektroni x). lots of interacti on and Th e Standard in micro on the R pof: he also played the computer systems soft· As new hardware is devel· sharing of ideas and computer software. tide role in the American Film ware. Our BASIC is world oped (8086. Z8000. 68000 methods. where More in fo rmation about Institute's Calileo. The Seventh renowned. Our new microprocessor systems). • you can develop Microsoft is available at Seal, The Exorcist, Hawaii, XEN tX' OS. the micro Microsoft·s programmers your full potential. the Pl acement Center. and the role of Christ in The computer adaptation of get the" hands on the The Pacific Northwest is We w ill be on campus Tuesday. January 20. Greatest Story Ever Told are the UNtX' OS. has com machines before they go a great environment too: or appl ication may be some of the high points in M ax puter companies and into production. So your • mountains, ocean. made by resume. atten Von Sydow's distinguished others chomping at the hardware suggestions and desert. rain forest . rivers and lakes all tion: Mr. Steve Ballmer. eareer. Ornella Muti has been bit. We design state of the software innovations within easy reach. Assi stant to the President. acting nearly half her 25 yeas; art system software. during R&D become part of the final product. • major cultural , sports. accompanying her elder sister And. we need pro -UNIX ,5 Jtraoornll'k of Bell Laboratories Microsoft provides the social . and commer· XEN IX '5 a lra<1cm;trk o t M,erosolt to a film audition in 1969. she grammers to work on Data Base Systems. FORTRAN. best systems program· cial activi ties in Won the role herself! ming work environment: Seattle. just fifteen 10800 NE Eighth. Suite 8t9 . The story contain !:> a few BASIC. CO BOL. Pascal. Bellevue. WA 98004 C. Compilers. Graphics. • all the high-Ievet minutes away. COntem porary references, but 206-45!>-8080 Networks. and ma ny other hardware (DEC 2020 We are looking for since mOst of the action takes projects. and 1t / 70develop outstanding systems pro We set the standard. place on Mongo and its m oons, Our OEM customer ment systems) and grammers-those with this plays no important role. I f base is a Whos Who of the software develop. intelligence. drive. and You prefer to believe it takes hardware business (Apple. ment tools you 'll a commitment to excel· place in the 1930s . you ma y. need. in a lence. We want program- MllllCloson . Flash Gordon is good enter· tainme nt, a pleasa71l holiday pre s en t f r om Din a Dc Laurentiis . - Cavin Claypool Eight THE CALIFORNIA TECH nn~ v . January 9, ************************************************************** IBM i..~!!.. ~!!~.. !!.~*~!***!!!~*!.*!~.!~.*.!!! .. ~~!!!~.. ! Cough IMPORTANT BY-LAWS Model United Nations Are You Well Armed? GOG Moves ELECTION! There will be a meeting of Do you have any old The new meeting place for Up On Monday, January 19, the Caltech Model United Na bayonets, swords, muskets or the Gay Discussion Group is there will be an ASCIT Special tions C lub at 10:00pm, other weapons? The Calt ech Room 218 Baxter. First (CNB) -I BM has awarded Election for the purpose of Wednesday, January 14 in Musical is producing Can meeting of second term is California I n s titute voting on some By-Laws Clubroom I, Winnett Center. didethis winter and needs lots tonight at 7:30 pm. Technology a grant of changes. PLEASE cast your This year we are representing of weapons to make lots of million to be used as vote in this election . If possi Niger, and the conference will corpSeS wit h . No borrowed Zoo Trip support for the I ble, also rcad the editorial and be in Eugene, Oregon during weapons will be used in com The Caltech Y wi ll sponsor Caltech President Marvin article in this issue. as well as spring break. If you are in bat, and all are covered by the a trip to the San Diego Zoo on Goldberger has the text of the changes. This terested in joining the club this Musical's insurance, If you Saturday, Janua ry 17. The Y The contribution. to be election could well affect the year, it is necessary that you want to lend us somet hing, call will provide transportation for over five yea rs. represents value of your future votes and come to the meeting, or con~ Flora at x6259 from 9am to $4.00. Also plan on spending unrestricted gift to Caltcch. the safety of your ASCIT dues. tact Eric Korevaar (209 Page) 5pm. $3.75 for entrance fee: about "We are ext remelv ahead of time. Anyone is $1.00 for each of the various preciative o f IBM 's cOllti Hillel Shabbat welcome. Are You Musical? major attractions within the confid ence in Caltech." On Friday, J anuary 16th a t The Cahech Musical for Zoo; and buying two meals. Dr. Goldberger. "For over 6:30, the Caltech HiliellJewish OWC Meets 198 1, Candide, wi ll be Sign-up for ihe 24 places on decades, I BM has Community invites your There will be a general presented on February 27 and the bus will last from Monday, suppOrt 10 Calt ech , and presence for Shabbat singing meeting of the Organization 28, and March I . We need an January 12 through Wednes result has been a mutually and pot-lu ck dinner at the for Women at Caltech (OWC) orchestra! Orchestra tryout s day, January 14, with a lottery duct ive relationship of Y·Lounge. RSVP Carol on Tuesday, January 20, at will be held on Saturday, if necessary. highest order. (356-9344) or Stuart noon in Clubroom I of Win January 10, from 2 to 4 pm, in Unrestricted funds are (792 - 6342). nett Center. Beckman Auditorium Base greatest need," he said. ment. Please come at that time Don" Keep Your Distance! basic grants provid·e the Cm-FEEHOUSE Yuill Visits Winnell if you are interested; or, if the The Caltech Y presents for library acqui sit i The Coffeehouse will be There will be an Open· time is inconvenient, please call Evila, (or tickets thereto). We sophisticated laboratory opening for this term tomor Audience Discussio n On the Drama Office at x6259. have 20 tickets to see this ment, improvement of row night, January 10. Women with Helen Yuill. star Parts needed for this year's or marvelous show, winner of 7 facilities. ahd salaries for of "The Belle of Amherst", Fri chestra are: Violin (doubling Tony Awards, at the Shubert ty and staff. The Yanks Are Coming! day, January 16 at 8:00pm in Viola), Cello, String Bass , two Theater on Sunday, Jan. 18 at "Such funds for The Americans are in vading Winnett Center Lounge.- B flat Trumpets. Trombone, 7:30 pm. The cost of this ex support are essential if Britain and the Germans don't Piano (doubling Celeste), travaganza is a mere $ 12 .50, is to continue to cond I lik e il. Corne to the naval Compan}' Semina rs R.M.1. (electric piano). Reed I which includes transportation. increasingly complex nne ,,';; miniatures game to find out The following three companies (Piccolo, Flute, B fl at C larinet, The tickets will be distributed of a modern research lln i . more. Saturday, January 10 at will be on campus to present Alto Recorder), Reed II (B flat by lottery, with the sign-up in rhe face of continuirH! . 7:30 pm in Dabney Hall. general information regarding Clarinet, B flat Bass Clarinet, lasting from Monday, Jan. 12 lion and hi gher utilit y - Newcomers welcome. Spon company background, in B flat Soprano Saxophone), through Wednesday, Jan. 14 . it is to continue to pro,·jde sored by the Caltech GaOlers. terests. a nd job opportunities: Reed III (Flute, Oboe, Bas Winners will be posted and learning and laboratory Weyerhauser Company, soon, B flat Clarinet), and Per must come by the Y Office to lunities; and if it is to Baxter Art Fil ms Monday, January 19, 5-6:30 cussion (Drum Set, Wood pay for their ti ckets by noon an atmosphere of ;n,pll,>r'" Next Tuesday, January 13 , pm, 153 Noyes; Block, Cowbell, Triangle, Friday. Unclaimed tickets will vitalit y that is worthy of its there will be a free showing of Hughes Aircraft Company, Tambourine, Castanets, Ship's be given to people 0 11 the dent body and faculty'-· three films in the Baxter Art Tuesday, January 20, 4-6 pm, Bell, C himes, Orchestra Bells, waiting li st. Dr. Goldberger. Gall ery. Showtime is 8pm, and 153 Noyes; Pedal Timpani, and Gong). If the three films are: "Jasper TR W Qefense and Space you have any questions, drop Johns: Decoy;" "Magritle: Systems, Wednesday, January by the Drama Office, in 2 Win False Mirror;" and "Duane 21, 4-5 pm. 153 Noyes. nell Center, or call ext. 6259. Michaels (1939-1997)." These For further informati on are short films on the named please consult the Placement Rehearsal Pianist Needed Is There Hope F artists. They last a IOtakof one Office, Room 8, Dabney Hall. If you play the piano, we hour. Sponsored by the Friends need to borrow you, at least of the Baxter Art Gallery. No Comment sometimes. The musical needs The Air Force Academy is rehearsal pianists - iots of South Africa? Ec \la Sections them. If you are interested, Both sections of Ec 11 a will sponsoring a conference March 10-14 in Colorado Springs, please call Flora Boyer at ext. meet at 1:00 on Fridays this 6259, or come by the Drama term. Students with last names Colorado. This year's topic is "Is There Hope for South informal and fun. Bring "Mexica n~Am e rican Relations", Office, 2 Winnett Center, to beginning with A oH are in Carl look at the score . There is a lot Africa?" will be the question lunch. Lydick's section, which meets Any student who is interested addressed by Dr. Ned Munger Dr. Munger's talk on in attending should contact of singing in this show, which in the Baxter Lecture Hall. All means that the chorus and this Wednesday, January 14, as Africa starts off this others meet with Josh Foreman David Wales or Chris Wood in part of The Calt ech Y's UPDATE series. the Dean's office. soloists need LOTS of rehear in 201 Booth. sals. So please help us out' UPDATE Noon Discussion years, Dr. Munger Series. The Y's UPDATE series to know many of the gives Caltech students, facu lty, tors on the political and staff a chance to learn Africa. His friends , about research being done here politicians, reformers, on campus. Wednesday at academ ics. Dr. M noon in Winnett Clubroom I, understands the issues you'll find professors talking Africa as few Americans about topics ranging from Wednesday's talk should b lack holes to French vide valuable insights into literature. The discussions are increasingly volatile regi on. -Mike NON ·PROFIT ORG. u.s. POSTAG E Caltech 107-51 PA I D PASADENA , CALIFORNIA 91125 PASADENA. CA PERMIT NO. 583 SEniORS, COnTACT VOUR PLACEmEnT OFFICE FO.R inTERVIEW DATES AnD PREFERRED mAJORS. LOCHHEED-CRLtFORntR comPRnv BURBRnH, CRLlFORniR ° The Cafifornia Tech is published weekly except curing examination and vacation Rn EQURL OPPORTUnnv F/ ITl/HN EmPLoyeR u.s. CtTlZEnSHIP REQUIRED periods by the Associated Studenls 01 the California Institute of Technology . Inc., Winnett Center , Caltech 107-51 , Pasadena , California 91125.