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* 1932 * The Students' Voice for Over S5 Years * 1989 * Vol. 57 No. 6 Baruch College, CUNY April 25, 1989

The Report: Candidates DSSG Fund An Upda·te· State .Their Allocation Debate Funds originally approved to send a bus &:0 the March On Washingtorr-have been retracted by Campaign .Divides Couneil the Day. Session Student Govern­ ment. Platforms Sharon Gordon resigned from Some Say It Has DSSG upper council. During Open Become A Racial Council Forum MinutesReveal Issue By EDWARD ASANTE By TONI COLAVITO Wilson Shum, lower council On Tuesday, April 18, the Day member and vice-presidential can­ Candidates past Candidates running for positions significant changes in the govern­ Session Student Government voted didate of the United students for in the Day Sessions Student ment, and should he be voted to of­ 5-3 not to allocate $975 for a bus Action ticket, voted yes to the Government participated in an fice he would make it his duty to History At to take students on the April 29 (Continued on Page A6, open forum held Tuesday April utilize his experience to the service march on Washington. 15 at the Oak Lounge, Student Ac­ of students. Mitchell Cooper9 upper council DSSG tivity Center. Butti said in his address that member 9 said that the DSSG should Among the speakers were Sean not only does he have experience in not fund the trip because not every Meetings Mason Presidential Candidate for government in his former school, student in Baruch agrees with all the the United Students for Action par­ but is also familiar with· the strings issues the march will fight for. "If ty; Scott Butti- an independent can­ of effective management, since he we use government money, we are By. GEORGIA KONTOS didate for president; Michael Fox has 'cheld a couple of businesses in taking a position that we shouldn't . Elections for positions on the -vice-presidential candidate for the the real world" and would gladly be taking•.•We9 11 alienate large Day Session Student Government Concerned Baruch Students Party;. put this knowledge to work. He groups of students that don't agree wiIl be taking place on May 2, 3, Toquir Choudhri and Allan went on to say that this school has with these issues." He said that if a and 4 . There are three candidates Szydlowski·both C.B.S. party can­ "too much talk and no action and a club wanted to sponsor the march for the position ofossa president: didates for upper and lower coun­ lot of students' are- totally and had asked council for money ScottButti•. ~~.;t.."aJd.aDd ... @S. respectively. uninterested in the school, totally for ~.. ~~..then, "I wouldn't ha~e ~ wDnteiestC:d-m:'-~.:tHltiDr't-1my~roIt._':-~!IBe~I"'-1I"'''''~ sean MasOn . Iti:-tbls s- onlUSo'pl&fform, __ ... __ . __ fitzaerald and Mason are • H'_ ._ .~mcilJther& BUt~ t-~eoiI~RIIi. people WiPixw__~we.!JE:1PitJi:.t.iiIH!ll~~_A-eHlte1"eIItlt-teH8H11dJiee-t-ea-8JQiiiae werk.witi'·... eo ~ ~.~r­ ti is not currently boldiDaa council ubriDs about chanaes and to keep tive. leadership of the present AccordiDa to the April 29 March position. working bard for students." He DSSG. ulf tile government cares, on Wasbingtma Ryei'. the marchers Wilson Shum, council member I stated that "there is nothing we students will care, if the govern­ will rally for such issues as "an end and vice-presidential hopeful, is II cannot do as students but it must be ment does what students want to racism, the death penalty, abor­ Mason's running-mate. done' togethes and it must be done tion, roll tuition, full student aid (Continued on Page .48) Michael Fox is not a 'I asagroup."Hewenton to say that and an independent Palestinian Mitchell Cooper, upper (Continued on Page A8) no one individual can bring about state." mem_.

proposed the roof-party idea over a year ago. Vice-Presidential Fox stated that his party's pro­ Independent Candidate posal is "not the same idea," only a Candidate variation of it. He said that "Ob­ viously if it was the same idea and it Runs For DSSG Fox Defen~ President In Student CBS'Party Ill: W ~ Platform Elections W ~ / -e a: By LUISA RESTIVO < By RITA LEAHY =a: Scott Butti, junior, has declared established party candidates. "By ~ According to Michael Fox, the himself an independent candidate running my own real estate Concerned Baruch Students' party for DSSG president. He is running brokerage and auto mechanic shop vice-presidential candidate, charges independent of the USA and CBS I have learned how to effectively that several of the party's ideas parties and hopes to bring years of apply book knowledge to real world and i!, bettering Baruch for have already been proposed are working experience into Baruch's situations." them. I am a free thinker and false D. student government. Butti feels he can resolve pro- choose not to obligate myself to a The CBS (John Fitzgerald- blems between student government party's fixed ideas. Fixed ideas tend Michael Fox) platform states that (Continued on Page A 6) Butti, 29, graduated from and school administration with his to compromise student's needs, one of the party's goals, if elected, ;------LaGuardia Community College mediator skills. "My tremendous Parties create dissention between will be to attempt to arrange for with an associatedegree in Business amount of real estate negotiating people who should be working recreational activities to tkae place Adminsitration and was actively in­ has taught me how to resoIve pro- tog'ether." on the 'roof of I' Lexington volved with the student government blems between two groups with With voter turnout being less Ave. However, this idea .~ . for two years. maximum benefit for both than ollC-fQW'th the student popula- had already been suggested last EDITORIALS A2 .,1 "Activities shouldn't on­ parties." tion, Butti feels the present student semester and was pub.icly posted as LmERSI t ly be enjoyable but also Butti says III believe in Baruch, government is not reaching a ma- something for the DSSG to in- A3 f profitable,It said Butti. At LaGuar­ it's'outstanding reputation, and feel jority of the students. "Many vestigate. The possibility was in­ OP-EDS dia I coordinated a four-band con- the students deserve the total com- Baruch. students have a hectic .vestigated and found to .be FEATURES B1 .cert where everyone had a great mitment I want to offer as presi- . school and work schedule and can- unrealistic due to zoning restric­ time and we made a S1,200 pro­ dent. I want to make being presi- not participate in clubs. They feel lions and the fact that the area is ARTS B7 fit for the school which was dent my full-time job." abandoned and ignored. But they residential and forbids school ac- reinvested for another project." Butti believes an independent still haye the.riaht to be beard!'~ tivities to take place after 10 SPORTS 819 Butti believes his work experience ticket will give him more flexibility. BUtti continually stresses unity. .p.m. AccordiDI to Wtlson Sbwn, is what sets him apart from the "My goal is tbe students' interests (Continued on Page A6)' ~-pr~dential ca~te, he ~_ _:."~·'-·.·4'- ~ ~J~ ;"~ J~+."I' ~ :.",~ ".'~' c > :,. . ,' ri"•••: e••.••• -".4...,: .. .. ,..., . .;. 't- ' .. .. '~ '. Q .t•

• . - . Paae A2. . April 25, 1989 TbeTicker EDITORIALS 'OP-ED

BLACK MAGAZINES IGNORE TEENS

Caitlin Mollison USA Do Baruch College a favor. Vote . By FREDERIKA WATSON DSSG DIVIDED editor-in-chief wisely, Vote USA. CANDIDATE Sincerely, Anne E. Schwimmer Sean Mason (USA Party) Black teenagers continue to treme labor shortage was caus­ increasing need to continue the managing editor ADDRESSES Presidential Candidate be an untapped market for rna- ed by the exodus of white males effort undertaken by the early A racial gap is slowly eroding the Day Session Student Government's objectivity STUDENTS jor black-magazine companies. into the armed forces. In­ black publications, hit the Barbara A. Meissner Though their publications ad- dustries were now forced to newstands. and effectiveness. Over the past year the clashes between whites and blacks on the news editor To The Editor: CBS V-p dress issues related to. the open up jobs to those groups, In an attempt to "mirror the Upper Council have grown increasingly disruptive and voluable. Both sides are My fellow students, please allow tastes and customs of blacks .blacks and women in particular, brighter side of negro life" John me to briefly address you as a CAN.D.IDATE .as wen as create a positive setf· .who had traditionally been H. Johnson, a pioneer in the Linda Zuech becoming more and more sensitive about this, issue and yet, for the most part, none representative of the United URGES~ image, they ignore the par- denied these opportunltlee. As black-magazine business, of the council is' willing to talk about this problem. features editor Students for Action Party and as tlcular concems of black youth. a result, the economic status of . created Negro o.Ig681 in 1942 its presidential candidate. The Seventeen and YM (Young blacks increased. and the well-known Ebony elections are almost upon us and it VOTING Just recently the division became even more obvious when financial-support for a Martin Starkey Miss)~ MagaZine in 1~. A wave of is imperative that as educated two of the more popular Continued racial discrimina­ editor Washington protest march was debated in council. Some feel that the disagreement arts voters, you make the right choice. To The Editor: teenage magazines on the tion and segregation led to early black-oriented magazines , In the last week, our opponents, the It was the warm early afternoon market, fail to appeal to most black-business growth. Black followed shortly afterward. In on' the issue was based solely on the club which had presented the idea: the African I black youths. These whit~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~- I Mickey Kramer Concerned Baruch Students' Party of May 6, .1971 when the 20th I Students' Association. In the words of one council member, "They weren't looking I has launched a very confusing cam­ Amendment was passed. It was. the oriented magazines' have an "Magazines such as Seventeen and YM I sports editor at the idea being presented, but at who was presenting it." l - paign, In fact, from the way it ap­ day young Americans earned their average six-month. circulation evolved in response to a growing teenage pears, there was no clear CBS cam­ right to vote.. It was the day that of 1,752,308 and' 887,571, I Jobn C. Tse market. However, many black teens are not Whether or not this accusation is true, it is obviously indicative of the racial ten­ paign, but personal campaigns of college campuses all over the United respectively, and cover a variety business page editor States came alive, for now the I two individuals, most ofall Michael of topics from what's in vogue, being reached through this medium." sions which the DSSa has struggled with all this year. The situation has devolved in­ Fox. It seems quite strange that politicians, whose employment'rests I to entertainment, to fic­ Cbristopber A. Ward even though the CBS party is sup­ in the hands of the people, had to entreprenuers and' profes- 1970, Essence magazine ap­ to something totally unworkable and cannot continue any farther. It is up to the tion/poetry, to what to say on slonals offered services that peared on the newsstand to fill advertising manager posed to represent a group of peo­ lend an ear to a young and mighty DSSG to confront and solve this serious difficulty before it gets progressively worse. ple, so far only one person has been . voting block. your fi rst date; When asked if whites refused to offer to the a void for black teens.. I actively campaigning, not for the Who are the young Americans to­ they were familiar with these black community. Hence, Magazines such as Seven­ I I Nexar R. Cedeno entire party, but for himself. What day? They are the college students magazines, an overwhelming various stores and medical, teen and. YM evolved in I I business manager about the other members of the across the country whose numbers number of black teens respond­ legal and educational services response to a growing teenage j CBS party? now exceed ten million. They are ed, "Aren't those magazines for rapidly emerged in the black market. However, many black I Diane Leppek What is the significance of my the poor, the middle class and the whites?" Tenth grader, Maxine communities. teens are not being reached point? This is just to enlighten wealthy. They are every color to be Paul was receiving Seventeen For years, black newspapers, through this medium. Some I office manager found between the sky and the I students that it takes a group of for a short while in the mail until beginning with the first . The may question the viability of a I people working together to con­ earth. They are us and we are them. she cancelled the subscription Freedom's Journal published in similar YM magazine targeted THE APATHY MONSTER Glen J. Spangler stitute a productive student govern­ Together we decide who will be because "it didn't have any 1627, presented positive views to black teens. According to cartoonist . ment. This is what the USA party the next president. Together we represents. We are a group who are share the prosperity and burdens of blacks." of blacks to counter the University of Maryland On May 2, 3 and 4 Baruch's students will get the opportunity to vote for next working together in our campaign his term. It was Benjamin Franklin Black magazine companies misrepresentations in white sociologist Bart Landry, author year's government members. The voting turnout is once again expected to only frac­ copy editing staff and will continue to work together who said we must all hang together evolved shortly after World War publications. By early 1940, Toni Colavito ' as a government. or surely we will all hang alone. II. During World War II, an ex- black magazines, realiZing the (Continued on Page A4) tionally represent all those who are able and eligible to participate. Apathy seems to We will work towards more space This sentiment is ever so important Roslyn Bernstein in all aspects of our lives. Be it as 1------­ be an ever-present problem at Baruch despite the fact that voting greatly determines and recreation in the Student consultant Center. We will be asking all of the fellow countrymen, family. ~------==-.....- ~ the quality of student life on campus. staff school's departments _Jo notify members or students---1D ptdc:r_to .. BIRl"-H j --stua~ntS'~or-:--.all textbookcbanges achieve_our. goals --We--- mustuPify.· .-.-.-" .-_.--" -_.- - --'. . - -- . Rutb Acevedo I All of us must vote 'even if the 'election seems unimportant because student Edward Asante . one semester in advance and thatall We must bond with strength. Only government is in many ways responsibel for much of what we will experience during Matt Aubl")' changed textbooks be used for at as we stand together will we be Kenneth E. Brown least three semesters, to have more .feared and revered. FACILITIES FO'R THE POOR study areas during midterms and To be strong to the world around our four-year stay at Baruch. Perhaps you do not belong to a club that will be receiv­ Lisa Cermak By OWENG. GRIER Scott Clair finals, to have registration relief us, we must first be strong within. ing a budget from the Day Session Student Government, but the events that they To be a powerful voice in the fight Robert Cotter and information booths with teacher The average American has cross-section of the American It may not eliminate poverty sponsor and the speakers that they bring to the school have a lot to do with our im­ Kevin M. Dames evaluations available, monthly against tuition hikes' at the state spectrum. But none have been or social IneQualltiesim­ level or to be heard when we de­ never been to the Third World Michael Garber reports to students on government as meaningful, controversial mediately, but it will certainly age in the outside world. mand a change in administrative and those who have, have on Iy Dominick Gervasi matters and to actively work in and misunderstood as that pro­ giv~ those who live on public ways to improve student services policy, we must first unify OUf seen the artificial beauty and Robyn E. Henzel posed by New Orleans State assistance a disincentive to Challenge the candidates to earn the right and honor of being members of govern­ such as counseling, curricular leadership. richness designed to attract HoUy Hittman continue the senseless popula­ Francis Hsu guidance and international student I speak to you as a fellow student them. They have been lured Legistative David Duke, during ment, because they will probably beat out other applicants for jobs after graduation tion explosion, build self­ Nathsniel Kanner services. with a winning goal and a game away from the poverty, his recent campaign. However, esteem and Increase the pro­ based on this government experience. Make sure the candidates are worthy of their Georgia Kontos While some of the ideas of our plan to get us there. We, the entire hopelessness and discontent Mr. Duke's past as an active positions by electing the people you feel are most qualified to represent Baruch's Rita Leahy opponents are admirable they do Baruch community, students and caused by the population explo­ member of the Ku Klux Klan and ductivity of the American Maria Liu sadly reflect a lack of experience faculty, must work to break non­ sion and the imminent a neo-Nazi in various Southern underclass. Wouldn't this students as members of the DSSG. thinking, non-earing and non­ John Marigliano and some misguidedness. The Stu­ breakdown of morale, social white-supremacist organiza­ ultimately create a kinder, Patrick McKenna dent Government cannot institute productive factions in our govern­ tions leaves much to be desired gentler nation? ment, For until we break down the order and other remnants of Kathleen McNally tuition caps; that is something that of a public official entrusted to Birth control is by no means a walls ofcolor, ethnicity and religion unplanned and unwanted E. J. MDIs has 'to be done from the state level represent a multi-racial consti- panacea to the malady of un­ and it would be foolish to think that which cloud our better judgment, pregnancies. Unfortunately, FJoise Niederkirchner tuency. Although I do not sup­ checked an unwanted popula­ Roberta Ransaw one person can achieve this. It re­ our cries for tuition caps and new however, the average American port the platform on which Mr. tion growth, but it's a step in the Colin Roach quires a unified student body. It administrative policies will surely doesn't have to go south of the Duke ran because of his past af­ right direction_ It's true that Michael Robinson also requires a student government fall on deaf ears. border to experience this tragic dedicated to bringing unity to our filiations, I do support his pro­ some things are cheaper by the William Saint Louis (Continued on Page A5) Third World dtsease caused by Steven Scheer campus. SO do yourselves a favor. the mushrooming of population posal to make the use of birth dozen, but I 'am Quite sure that Angela Sbankar for which there are no planned control mandatory for welfare this ideology doesn't apply to Quotation·-9f the Fortnight Mire Simeone The-.:~~tfliOfi:s~:~T:"~~'~'()~~;-~· accommodations. This is rapid­ recipients who are in their child­ children and is certainly not ap­ Randel Steven Stubbs .• ly becoming an _American bearing years or at least let plicable in America. ·In some Marjorie Surpris phenomenon especially in them refrain from child bearing backward, . rural, agricultural Jerry Tan societies a child is considered "If we are not~endorsingthe 1IUl7ch, then predominantly poor and minori­ during their entire duration on The Ticker is published bi-weekly, eight r::~I~~waJc:~~<~e:~~=i~" ty enclaves. Howeyer, finding a public assistance. to be an asset, a factor of pro­ we shouldn't befunt:li!ig it. t, times a semester, by The Ticker Editorial solution for this problem has While this 'many sound like a duction, similar to a tractor, . - "", " '. - ' , ","'. '~ Staff at 137 E. 22 St., New York N.Y. created more frustration and discriminatory measure against needed for the sole purpose of -~tchell 10010, Room 301F. All work except neQ.s~ri.yrepr'S~rl"t~th.e vt~it Cooper, 'motioning at the Day .paranoia than the problem itseJf, the poor and disadvantaged and increasing productivitiy. But ·~,._._, ~~~~St1.ld~l\t QQv.emment~s4PA1.,.Jg-ooUllCil··~ing~ typesetting and printing is done by Baruch ·········~·-·f···'Tlfe-~Cke7:~8aifotiaf·)DOa~'··~'~»«~~···· a perfect challenge for the that's a Third World ...... undergraduate and graduate, or CUNY BA as proposed solutions are American Civil Liberties Union, phenomenon. How can a kid be :--,..:.... .always too costly and con­ -.:;.'" .. ~~. "c-' students. All typed and signed contribu­

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Page A4 The Ticker April 25, 1989 , April 15, 1989 The Ticker OP-ED OP-ED happen. I've always thought of trends, many black teens occa­ . FAME AND fame as the bread in the sand­ MAGAZINES stcnauy fltp through the pages .. room should be occupied by a club. at Baruch. easily and it would be a mistake once every million times and I'm Wich, it makes everything com­ of Es.sencs, EbO"Y' and Ebo"y This seems not to be the case at this not to use your gifts. not that lucky. Man. Most often they don't read time. We would also like to see the Sincerely ~ plete. If you're known for your So we know there are dif­ James Baldwin once wrote (Continued from Page A3) them because the topics are LETTERS re-opening of· the fourth floor Apollo Mathew (CBS Party) accomplishments, then no one {Continuedfrom Page A3) ~ ferent veins of fame, the majori­ "The world is before you and ITS POSSIBILITIES geared to older readers. Though bridge in the Student Center so as to Lower Council Member Day Ses­ can take those away from you. relieve some congestion in the lobby sion Student Government ty of which are fleeting. Where you need not take it or: leave it No one can push them aside, no 16 year old Judith Robinson, a as it was when you came in." of the New Black Middle Class, of 23rd Street building and make it John Fitzgerald (CBS Party) the best you can hope for is that By CURLEY D. HOWARD one takes you' lightly again senior at Jamaica High School, On the soon-to-be-here warm We can change this place we as recently as 1960 only 13 per­ a bit more convenient for students. Upper Council Member, DSSG you'll bea question on Jeopar­ because there is a power behind occasionally reads Essence afternoons of May 2, 3 and 4, 1989, This would also make the Student Presidential Candidate dy. There's also fame that have our strength, our youth cent of blacks were in the mid­ I ask you to use your right to vote. I J People lately have been say­ hit with all of thts. I prided you. I'm talking about personal because of its interesting are ~ doesn't leave yourilead beyond and our power and if we can't at dle class. Time maqazlne ask you to unify our student body Center more accessible to the stU-I ing things to me, things like, myself on everything I thought I fame in its best sense, not in in­ ticles about successful black dent body. -- least we'll' have tried which is recently revealed that today and our government. I ask you to the stories you say and in the lit- "Why don't you ever talk or knew about the world. I read famy. women, she believes that In terms of academic affairs. we more than others can say. To "roughly one-third of all black help me with my game plan and QUEST tle ways you act. Only you really write about anything serious? books. I can find both There are different veins of overall the articles are for older would like to build upon the ties we move our hands and our feet in households have solidly middle together we can all make a dif­ know what these people meant With all the problems in the Nicaragua and Vietnam on a fame I found myself thinking people. Anthony Alexander, an made this year and hopefully create FOR and are, These people are in a different direction is class incomes of $35,000 or ference. a better academic environment. We world, with everything that is map. I can have intelligent about. There's the fame where 18 year old senior at MarY your heart aJways. And I ask sometimes all it takes to get more." There isn't a magazine people worship the ground you Bergtraum High School, who Sincerely, believe that students should have a FAME started. And to those that want going on, you can't walk around discussions with people on lrn­ sayin the review of incoming facul- myself if I had to choose bet­ that covers a multitude of sub­ lives a few blocks away from Michael R. Fox to and can do, just do; for those and act as if it has no bearing portant issues, but when asked walk on. You're an idol. People ty. We also believe in the expansion ween being in a history book or jects and appeals to the Vice-President Candidate But you get old and you're on your Iife. You can't walk what I've done to change care about what you think, what the famous Apollo Theater in of business-oriented computer being in someone's heart, that have done and will con­ children' of the new black mid­ Concerned Baruch Students Party around with blinders on and act anything I knew was wrong, I you wear, who you're with, and "Harlem, thumbs througn Ebony courses. We would alser like to im­ often talking about what was. what's my choice? tinue, Thanks. dle class. It's not a lot of what what you as if you're immune from what had no answer. I must have these 'people want a piece of prove the social atmosphere by l'dwant both and I know both Good night Cathy. do but it's there. I think I'd troubles the world. It doesn't done something. Well other you. Peopl e write books, "There needs to be ...Many have CONCERNED throwing more parties similar to the are possible. To be famous you work like that." than talk, I really hadn't done anybody and everybody writes a - something out there for black ones we had this year. We would rather keep setting things on have to do something, encourage more ethnic activities They go on to say that I much. I was waiting for a leader book about you, but that's only youth," proclaims Susan Taylor, expressed a fire. If someone said to me, somehow you would make a dif­ BARUCH and offer more support to our shouId grow up and stop preten- ­ to say, "We should and will do if you have an enduring quality. edttor-tn-cntet of the popular "Gee you rea lty were teams. ference. You wouId have to ding there is nothing I can do to The only problem with this is Essence Magazine. "However," desire to read a something, then." I'd like to say, something. Everyone follow_ STUDENTS We, the CBS Party are here to make a difference for people to it can gC? People can burn out she continues, "it [publishing a . "It's not like I'm dead yet, is it?" NEWSPAPER PRltITIN. change matters. "You can't be me!" Jesse Jackson, George magazine that serve the student population and by believe in you; whether it was in like the people on Donahue who Bush and others have said on you as you can burn out on black-oriented teen magazine] To De Editor: utilizing the Student Survey (of Then there's fame you save in a movie, in a field, or in a book, SPECIAUSTS get up and say, "If we all work things like that, butl still stayed them. What's worse" is you would not be economical for 'is well-rounded The Concerned Baruch Students which we have received over 2,500 your head -fo~ people that have you would have to have made a together..." and end their com· back. I wanted to see if it would disappear and no one wants to Essence. We would need $10 ­ par!!y has been working hard these replies), we will be able to ac­ made a difference In your life. difference. The- thing. is I can do mitment with that rah-rah. You have any effect. There was an really hear from you again. Does 12 million (80 percent) of which past few semesters. trying to make complish this goal. We are in the These people helped shape you things now, I can help fix the know by now that you can't effect, but that's still beside the anyone know where Peter goes into production and Man to "keep up with the latest Baruch a better place for you, the midst of expanding library hours into a being of independent world, I can work with kids, I can wish away cruelty, intolerance, point. What was I waiting for? I Frampton is right now? paper), an amount that Essence in fashion." "But," he says, "the student bedy. In the past we have and increasing study space during mind and ways. These people join Amnesty I_nternational, I accomplished many things in terms finals and all year round. hate, human suffering and the think I was waiting for There's fame that comes simply doesn't have to publish articles are not important to me include the parents that of academic and campus affairs. We, the CBS Party want to serve can make a little difference. I wickedness in this place we ex· something important to happen when you're a sports legend. I one that meets our quality stan- because, as a teenager, I can't We worked hard to stop the tuition the students and with your support brought you into this world. The can do things that I respect and ist in. It has to be worked away. to me. Something that would wasn't good at sports, but could dards." According to Taylor,the relate to them. I often read friends who've told you things, I can help without a halo of decision to publish a specific magazines such as FRESH, hike and to stop the City University on May 2, 3,4, the CBS Party, kthe You can change the world. You make my work stand out more. I I imagine. There was a time New York. budget cuts. This was party for the concerned Baruch stu­ showed you and taught you celebrity to justify it or make it magazine is controlled by its Right On! and Jive - they're FOB REASONABLElUTP3CALL have it in you to make a was waiting for fame. I've when the biggest debate in New and still is our primary concern. dent, will be able to implement all things that allowed you to see worthwhite. It's in the action difference, even if it's just in one always wanted to be famous York was who is the best center­ financial investors: advertisers. more of a teenage type of In addition to this, we would 'like these goals. We are sensitive to all beyond what the TV and mom that the difference comes. 691-6289 For publications, advertisers magazine." person's world. You have to try and I think I was thinking when I fielder in the city was it Willie, to continue our support of a day- student needs. With that, Baruch and dad let you see. There are If I can get a little sanity in a JAE Kill PRlmll CO. lB. are an important source of The magazines that Alex­ 40 •• 221M ST.....y.c. because anyone can whine and become famous, l'fI do all the Mickey or the Duke? Their ac­ care center, which without the sup-. will be a college that we are all pro­ teachers who made you do the jumbled world or an intriguing revenue. If a signifIcant number ander mentioned he read often port of the CBS party members and ud to attend. In the words of complain. Anyone can feel good things then; then it will aft complishments are the stuff best you're capable of and if mass of confusion in a confor­ sorry. Sorry often means it's too make a difference. legends are made of. The stuff of advertisers do not - want to are popular among the black Student Center administration, Michael Jackson, 66If you want to nothing else you respect them would never have got off the make the world a better place, take mist world, I want it. But I have late." Fame to me means good, summers were meant for. place ads in a particular teenage population. Right On! for making you see you're dif· ground. Concerning the Student a look at yourself and make that to act to do these things. Fame Well I was floored when I got fame works, fame makes things (Continued on Page A5) I magazine, that magazine wi II has an average circulation of ferent and special, that you can is not going to come knocking probably go unpublished unless . 246,083. Yet, Its contests are Center, we would like the space to change." Vote CBS and we will ,-:"QWli!l'~rc<'. ~";;JVC .~ ~ ~ do things that others can't as on my door. That only happens the company has enough principally entertatnment.For be. ,.bdicvc,- stri-yc make those needed changes criticism from even the most shouldn't be allowed to become money to cover the left-over example, a typical article, an in­ conservative ideologue, Ronald a victim of political short­ POPULATION costs. "Advertisers are not will- t~rvJew wlth _~obpy Brown. Reagan, who single-handedJy sightedness created by -libera' ing to place ads in a'magaZIne shares the. talented teen's ex­ rolled back years of CiyiI Rights furor and popular fear. Duke's B-OOM geared to blacks," says Taylor. periences on his road to fame gains. Duke's proposal is the proposal should be re­ UThey believe that we can be as a dynamic solo artist. (Con tinued from Page A3) evaluated, not rebuked and I most misunderstood, but well­ reached through the same ads Another article reveals the new· intentioned proposal since the given a chance to be im­ that are reaching whites. We're Iy _discovered Cheryl "Pepsi" unwanted and weren't even legendary Marcus Garvey tried plemented on a national level still struggling to getadvertis· Riley's fal se starts and planned in the fi rst place? to unite and motivate Afro­ where its effectiveness could be ing for Essence. Black people obstacles on her road to star­ Why should the government Americans into independent magnified and its virtue shared are seen as unconscious con- dorn with her new hit "Thanks continue to subsidize the and productive mass. His past by the American people. sumers." ~or My Child". Amid all similar growth of an unwanted affiliations and actions are the If we fail to act now, then we Are yo u ini-eresh:,L! in c:1. ., A March 1988 article in The articles _are pages full of underclass at the expense of sole cause of suspicion and shall reap a bitter harvest of i 11­ Wall Street Journal echoed photographs of the hottest taxpayers and the future of this outrage towards his desire to prepared youths, underaged, Graduate Career Round Table Career that uses n1.c\the-mal-ic.s 2 Taylor's complaints. Many black singers, actors, actresses nation? ------! I advertisers believe that the $220 and dancers. Whi Ie these The average welfare recipient lilt we fail to act now, then ·we bill ion black-consumer market magazines are widely read by is young, healthy and well shall reap a bitter harvest of can be reached as easily black teens, many have ex­ within the child-bearing years, through general marketing. It is pressed a desire to read a in the prime of life so to speak, ill-prepared youths, underaged easier for them to justify magazine that is well-rounded. They are employable and specialized marketing to Fourteen year old Jennifer should be employed. Transis­ mothers and social deviants all Hispanics because of the Bncourt, who lives in Hemp­ tion from the dole to the payroll of whom will be unprepared for language and cultural dif-r<>. stead, Long Island is an avid would be much easier if they ferences. reader of YM and her bedroom TO \e..C\.rn 1110re Clbo(,(t It: refrain from having children as any positive or productive role A. spokesperson for Phili p wall has a mural of blond hair job training programs could be Morris is quoted as saying, blue eye models says, "YM is 12:.50 -to 2:·15 Pl'YL instituted while the cost of day or future place in this nation." "The fact is that black people the only magazine for my age care be kept at a minimum. The ~ - _.. ------~-_._------and white people watch the that writes about health, beau­ 11, recent welfare reform bill had stem the rising tide of mothers and social deviants aliI ThursdcA y fvlCAY 19 8.9 same TV programs and we can ty, fashiion and how to deal with provisions linking the dole with America's welfare recipients of whom wiII be unprepared for reach them in the same way. BOYS! The others [Black Beat th Flool~ birth control then it could Iiteral­ and growing underclass. But any positive or productive role! 5 . FO-culty Loun:Je But Hispanics have a different and Right On} don't have this. If Iy kill two birds with one stone. why make a good thing die or future place in this nation. culture and speak a different there was ablack magazine for EQs-t t~ee-t ~ That is reducing the number of hard? The battle against pover­ Any measures to improve pro­ 15,5 24 5t language. You have to consider my age that included these welfare recipients while ty should be unconditional. ductivity and eliminate poverty 1 them a different market." things 1m interested in. I would eliminating poverty and keeping There are many more David without imposing further hard­ buy It." the growth of the underclass in Dukes around who would like to ship on society should be em­ Many black-media executives "We get millions of letters check. This would undoubtly be tackle this problem by some un­ braced with enthusiasm instead disagree with this view and from our readers suggesting Speo..kers) refreshmen+s) litel'CLCu.re a great solution for a national conventionaf means but they of being targeted for condemna­ argue that blacks are a .sutn­ tion. that we produce a publication problem. fear political alienation, loss of ciently distinct market to war­ power and constituency have Fighting poverty should be a rant specialized advertising. In for black youth," says Ms. ..-J/Il i nvdecL If this proposal for the man­ prevented them from taking the national pasttlme, not a one­ the aforementioned article, Taylor. Will there ever be a time > man crusade. Increasing pover­ Thomas Burrell, chairperson of when a black youth like Jennifer ..>'" - ~'( -." datory use of birth control by .'~ risk, a risk well worth taking. ..-; welfare recipients was made by Until there are more cost­ ty and growth of the underclass Chicago-based Burrell Advertis­ Bricourt, Anthony Alexander or a highly visible public offlcla! will undoubtedly have Ing said, "Black people aren't Maxi ne Paul can open a , effective solutions to under­ Funded by the Baruch College Fund Quality of Life Program , whose past was not tainted mine the mushrooming devastat i ng 1mpact on dark-skinned white people. We magazine that will not only have different preferences and cover topics from studying tips with racism or intricately intert­ underclass, red uce poverty America's prosperity and our - Baruch/CUNY , . wined with Nazism, support created by unwanted pregnan­ cherished way of life as we will customs and we require a to what to say on your Iirst date, but also fairly represent them would be forthcoming. Instead, cies increase productivity all at all have to bear the burden 'of special effort." . f·:-··j·~ i .: it has been attacked by a halI of once, then this proposal the growing underclass. Wanting to keep up with the as people of color? , ... . ~ ..... ~ -:------~ .. ~."'---'.- •. __-~~--.-;--;- . • "J _ ...'-." ".' ",'.- _II" '-1r ....-- . - .... - '. .::Z::;' c

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SEAN MASON PRESIDENT JOHN FITZGERALD PRESIDENT WILSONSHUM VICE-PRESIDENT MICHAEL FOX VICE PRESIDENT DEBORAH AYUM LOWER COUNCIL APOLLO MATHEW TREASURER TOQUIR CHOUDHRI UPPER COUNCIL ;JRIUGETTE BOWIE UPPER COUNCIL .MICHAEL MCCARTNEY UPPER COUNCIL .> 'TIONG CHAUH UPPER COUNCIL ALLAN SZYJ)LOWSKI LOWER. COUl\'CIl ALAN FIELDS UPPER COUNCIL JOHN BRONSKI LOWER COUNCIL PAULINE GOWDIE UPPER' COUNCIL KAHTHRYN GARCIA LOWER COUNCIL SEAN GRIFFITH LOWER COUNCIL JONATHAN·KINGSTON LOWER COUNCIL MARCIA HUGGINS LOWER COUNCIL ANTHONY P.UCCIO LOWER COUNCIL HIO FANNY IP LOWER COUNCIL KENNETH BROWN BOARD OF TJIRECTOR ERNESTO LOPEZ LOWER COUNCIL MANISH SOMAIYA BOARD OF DIRECTOR LAWRENCE LUK UPPER COUNCIL NICOLE NEMBHARD LOWER COUNCIL RHONDA OTTEN LOWER COUNCIL INDEPENDENT DAY SESSION VICTOR PIZZARRO UPPER COUNCIL CANDIDATES LIST JACQUELINE THOMAS LOWER COUNCIL 66Return To DELANDRO WILSON LOWER COUNCIL MIGUEL NUNEZ BOARD OF DIRECTORS NAME OFFICE DARIO"PRESSIMONE A UXILLIARY BOA-RD RICHARD COLE STUDENT CENTER BOARD SCOTT M. BUTTI PRESIDENT BARUCH COLLEGE TRAVEL CLUB PRESENTS JOHN TAN ATHLETIC BOARD KAREN CUSHMAN EXEC. SECRETARY JAMES CHUNG A THLETIC BOARD CATHERINE ROZARIO UPPER COUNCIL CHRISTINE LOU COMMlINICA TIONS BOARDTHERESA SMALLWOOD LOWER COUNCIL

Fox the roof is concerned, I think it's a 1,500 or so active club members. At will be located in the lobbies of the great idea." Butti the bottom, there are the rest of us ­ 17 Lexington Ave. bldg. 46 E 26th (Continued From Front Page) 6,500 lost students wandering in the (Continued From Front Pagel Marilyn vlik ulskv. director of st. bldg. and III E. 18th st. bldg. wilderness of Baruch's elevator campus planning and faculties, said "My goal is to have student leaders lines .':

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done, you will see the spirit of council member. change" Butti said. "That's why I During each council meeting, am running as an independent can­ Secretary Maria Aliotta records the didate because I had to stand by minutes of the meeting. The what I believe in and not be e minutes are an account of what obligated by what the party z issues were discussed, what council believes." He however said that he -e members were present and which is willing to work with any group ~ were absent, among other things. with brilliant ideas to negotiate on the jutting issues. ~ Therefore, Mason. Shum and Rm 301F Asked what he will do to promote Fitzgerald have a record of how the image of the DSSG, Butti said St...... watdlillg the forum. many times they missed a meeting that he will personally make sure and what motions they made or ac­ certain basic facilities. Should she that their presence is felt by the tion they initiated. STUDENT CENTER be voted to office, 'she promised to use of the campus media. He squarely face and effectively com­ The following data is taken from also said that he would gladly make bat these problems. DSSG meetings during Feb. 2, 1989 public any racial inequalities within - April 13, 1989. the council and negotiate with the The Director of Evening and z Fitzgerald missed two out of parties when necessary. Graduate student Carol Robbins eleven council meetings during this Wilson Shum, vice-Presidential expounded some of the rules and o period. Fox attended the last candidate for the U.S.A. party said guidelines regarding the campaigns -t- and voting: No student money meeting as a guest, should be used in the campaign not Mason missed two out of eleven O even when clubs want to sponsor a council meetings, also. Shum miss­ ~ candidate; Posters and flyers are to ed one of the eleven meetings. o be kept to the bulletin boards and Shum, as finance committee oc other legal places; party posters chairperson, has a record of being c, should not be taken down by the very active with clubs and their ac­ opposing parties and finally no elec­ tivities. He has made motions for tioneering is allowed in the election clubs including (but not limited to) area during the three days of the the Indian International Club and elections. the Filipino American Club. Concluding the forum, Mark Mason was appointed vice­ Spergel, who acted as the master of president of legislative affairs when ceremonies and -who is also the he resigned from council. He did Assistant Director of Evening and not want the position, but wanted Graduate Student Services em­ to continue in lower council if there Toquir Cboudbri, upper couDdl can-I phasised the need for everyone to was an opening. didate, and Allan Szydlowski. lower vote since there are real issues which Fitzgerald also has a record of couacil amdidate. will affect the quality of life of the supporting student activities and students. The coming elections will that his experience in the govern­ has also made motions for clubs be held in the first week of ment as the finance chair- "the such as (but not limited to) the May-Tuesday 2nd, Wednesday chairperson of the committee which Italian American Society to receive 3rd, Thursday 4th and there will be takes care of about S200,OOO of additional funds. no voting during the evening. allocations for student clubs and :::- - z . 1

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Ticker: can review teachers coming in, but J.F.: I'd like to sit down with school. I personally don't see a lot problems are then we can work on There are three 'candidates hopefully we can get a vote. We'd President Segall and the Provost of spirit. It doesn't seem like tbere's them. If they just sit back and not Of Student Protest running for President iii like to get tax services and more off, the different deans and sit a lot of coordinated activities. It tell us anything then it's no good. this year's elections. What legal services because the legal ser­ down and try to discuss our pro- just seems dead. The school needs S.M.: Well just by the members in vices are always jammed every , blems with them about registration. some life, it needs some spirit. my party. Our members are from qualifi~d makes you more Tuesday. So set more money aside Now especially we're going to pro­ J.F.: I think my primary objective almost every club, almost every dif­ than the other two? because we're seeing that the bably have a tuition raise, but that's would be to get more students in- ferent ethnic group in Baruch Col­ Scott Butti: I know that they've students want to use that with the not really their problems. Bring volved ill the school itself. Between lege, and I have a lot of different been in school government for two campus affairs we've had a few par­ students in along with us, because the clubs knowing about the DSSG club members on the USA party years, but I~ve been to LaGuardia ties this year, and we've had great Segall has given us the hour to sit reading even the newspaper, going t~c~et. Hopefully these peo~le can College, I served in student govern­ turnouts, which means that the down with him, but no one ever to athletic events making a college l~alson with members of t~elr par­ ment for two years. As soon as I students are staying around on Fri­ uses it. So if we can publicize that atmosphere, not just an into class, .tlCular club, and better the mterests fraduated I've been out in the so day nights, showing that they want more maybe students could start ex­ out of class atmosphere. . of these clubs. to support the school. Also, some pressing their problems out. ------~----­ called real world. I started a couple S.M.: My primary objective would T: of businesses. I just feel that as far kind of sports support. S.M.: Well, we have meeting in be to get more students involved. as admninistrative type things that S.M.: My main plan if elected is which the president attends. One of Students must know how much ",.hat can a student be I'm pretty accustomed to it all. I one to make sure that some basic the things I will be urging for is that power they carry as a group, and assured you will stand for services are given at Baruch. Such more students get access to these feel I just have ideas and the visions there's no limit to what we can ac­ if tbey vote for you? that are needed. as getting real food in the cafeteria meetings. So they'll know what's complish with a unified body. Jobn Fitzgerald: I feel that my having more space in the student going on. The results of these center for child care, probably br­ meeting will be published in our S.B.: They're interested. That's business background, you know, T: really the main thing. I like to work ' it's not like I need this candidacy, ing in two pool tables so that we can newsletter to the students so that increase the recreational facilities, they will know what's going on. Is tbere anything specific it committees so I would suggest, it's just that I feel that I'm more whenever anything is wrong with capable of doing it for the students. have a registration relief center They will know the issues. you would try to restruc­ where yon could have refreshments, the school I would suggest it to the I know a lot of students and I've ture within the student student government body and then and where you could also have " .. -, met the administration. I get along T: government if elected? we can form a committee of with most people, and with my par­ teacher evaluations on hand. Wbat expenditures would -rnembers that want to get involved ty behind me we could do a lot of T: on it, and we can investigate. things. The guys that I'm running be most significant in S.D.: I don't know if the things I'm What would you do to J.F.: They can be assured I'm go­ ~~ Mario aDd Koell were by tile fire. Mario told Koch we'D nise taJtiOD bigher." UMario c.o.o"Iotta10; bey, bey, ho bo!", studeDts dlaDted. UBaradI tllnoDt with are well qualified also. Some thinking could be considered IittbIa drawing up tbe annual ing to work my hardest to get is very dlsappoladag." said AiDsley Boisson, DSSG president. A poUce...... of them have been on council and enhance the relationship restructuring. 1 believe in commit­ "Edacatioa Is OW' rtpt; fight, fight, flahf!" budget, if you are elected? whatever they want with the ad­ eel to tile deJllo...... ftOD DOted it was • very organized aIId peaceful deIIIo8StratiOD. some have a lot of good ideas. between the DSSG and tees, and if each member was on ministration and with the clubs. I'm more Please elaborate. Sean Mason: students if you are elected. three committees, because some S.M.: A student can be assured By COLLEEN TlGB qualified because I'm the only one committees may take time some that I will stand for improved ser­ with government experience. may not take as much time, but if S.D.: Public relations you know vices at Baruch College and student On Tuesday, April 11, a S.B.: My theory is that any money each member were on three com­ university Student Senate. Mason through working with the paper to empowerment. demonstration of 2,300 City that's well spent is worth spending. mittees you'd have several commit­ credited the USS with the coordina­ T: let the school know we're here, you University of New York students If anything is a waste of money it tees outside of what already exists. tion of the recent rally in Albany, a H elected President will know, having, 'I would get the ideas took place at Governor Mario' shouldn't be done. As far as clubs,' If those committees actively work, CUNY-wide letter Writing cam­ or the goal whatever of the govern­ The Candidates Cuomo's World Trade Center of­ you be asking for stipends ifclubs have a real need and they're things will get accomplished. I'd paign, and most recently the World ment, student government members fice. According to Sean Mason, again? Why? really using the money for what like to see a more serious attitude at Trade Center demonstration. to go out and let it be known that Are: Day Session Student Government they're saying they are, I have no meetings. Mason stated the USS and the they're in student government. problem. I believe in clubs. But I lower council member, the protest DSSG hope these efforts will reswt J.F.: N07 everything has been Whatever way. Just personal con­ was a show of student solidarity S.B.: It's funny you mention that, don't believe in just handing out working alright until last week with in the softening of proposed $70 I think it's okay for people get paid tact. against proposed,budget cuts. blank checks and saying 'here, do this bus deal. Everyone gets long million budget cuts. if they are doing what they're sup­ J .F.: I'd like to get the newsletter what you like.' The protest was a part of a series The protest of 2,3000 CUNY okay. Thi ngs seem to go smoothly. ,.~~tiQ_ns. undertaken by CUNY's . posed to be doing. Things like clubs out more and mOIe 9 - that students J.F.: The legal services and Ifanything; try-to hire morepeople -­ ,or students, according to MUOR, was actually read and doesn't just sit in and stuff are basically for fun, hopefully tax services. More -ac­ to work for the accountants office, the bin and going around talking to recreational purposes, it's not so tivities where a lot of students because some of the vouchers get much like a service to the school. If students. The only students that come, such as the different contests back logged. know about DSSG are club there's twenty club members, out­ we hold like the talent show and the S.M.: There is something I think I members. So if we could go around side of functions they may throw lip sync, where we spend a little bit would try to do and that is to get that the school would enjoy, but in the lobby and talk to people see more money on that where we have . more ad hoc committees. Not really what their problems are, tell them otherwise it's just basically them en­ the audience sold out. Maybe one comprised of student government about the suggestion box. joying it. People like on the' paper, of these days we could rent out the members, but having one or two student government, put a lot, if S.M.: The main thing we plan to .Felt Forum to use it for bigger and members act as a chairperson of they're doing their job, put in a lot do is to have public meetings, at better places. Try to cut down, like student committees where other of hours, and you can't put in a lot least once a month, in an area on little things. Spend more money students can join and do work and of hours if you have a part-time where students can see us. Where towards the students, and not just be part ofstudent government, even job. So, by receiving stipends is like students will be invited to come and ourselves. I'm totally against the if they weren't elected. Let other making it your part-time job, then just sit around. Sit in and look on jackets. That's $90 going towards students know that you don't have you're going to be here to do it. maybe ask questions, get some 20 people each where-it's not going to be a student government member J.F.: I guess' I would ask for responses have input and their towards any of the 16,000 students. just to work with student govern­ stipends because, I'm going to put ideas, and probably twice a So, stop spending on ourselves, and ment and to work for Baruch Col­ in both for myself if I won and semester have a public forum in the spend on the students themselves. lege. Michael Fox if he won. Apollo and auditorium where students are in­ S.M.: There's nothing really off Karen they're going to put out a lot vited to come and voice some of hand that I can say will be getting of time and effort, well hopefully their opinions, some of their con­ more money. All 1 can say is that if T: we're all going to put out a lot of cerns. Probably, from that we can there are things that need to be How will you try to coor­ time and effort and we're not going get some ideas to work, some new done to improve Baruch College as NEW YORK CITY: THEN AND NOW, RIGHT NOW to be sitting back and we're really ways to develop strategies for com­ a whole and we have money to do dinate and respond to tile IDC 4050 FH T TH 11:20-12:35 doing a job to try to help people bating apathy on campus. it, we will spend the money. Clubs different interests of Professors Berrol (His) and Muzzio (PoISci) out. will get all that's coming to them. students and clubs? S.M.: That is something that will No clubs will be cut from the have to be decided among council. T: budget. We'll try to increase the in­ Corruption, real estate profiteering, homelessness, Naturally I would get a stipend, and Wbat would you do to itial allocation of money to clubs. S.R.: Basically what I want to do is immigrants (new and old), racial tensions, education. One of the things we want to com­ if and when I'm elected I want to the reason we get a stipend is ease the tension between Successes and failures, saints and scoundrels-you'll becuase of the time you put into the bat is the fact that $95 ,(xx) in securi­ meet with each c:.Jb president, get it all inan election year when it really counts! government. It's a form of compen­ students and the ad­ ty comes out of the student center which has probably never been sation for your efforts. budget. We want to get the ad­ done. I would like to meet with each You 'can be sure the discussions will be lively and contro­ ministration if you' are versial as the seminar inwestigates politics, economics, elected? ministration to pay for that, dub president and talk to their T: because it is a: Baruch College club. That way I get to know what education and transportation, ethnicity and social mobility. building and students should not the clubs about. I know who they What are your main plans S.B.: I personally. I don't feel have to pay for that. security. We are, they know what I'm about, and if elected? there is that much tension. I mean if ·Class limited to 1S junior and senior students can have $95,000 more to do bigger I can report this to the student w~h somebody has a teacher they don't and better things at Baruch College. government members. " . B+ or better average S.B.: My major plans are, not so like and that's the way it always is, J.F.: We have the suggestion box, Permission of Director, Myrna Chase, 1507, 17 Lex., much plan. My interest is the school there are some professors that T: and the students and clubs can also required. and students. ] see a lot of things I aren't liked by a lot of students, and come up and express their opinions. think could be better if the people that's basically it. The only thing I What would be your Then the council themselves can in charge, active leadership I call it, could say you could do is if primary objective should listen to it. I see the people on the were to make an effort to actually there're students that have main you be elected? council, so if the student have a do something about it. gripes about something with the ad­ problem and they came up and told •• J.F.: Well, we want to keep up ministration then, well it 's going to us, such as people came up and ask­ with the campus and academic af­ be a part of my campaign any way, S.B.: My primary objective is to ed for the money first we allocated fairs, especially the academic. We just to truly hear student's com­ get the school motivated. I don't then we didn't allocate it. But if have a student on a board now that laints. feel there's a lot of motivation at they come up and tell us what their .:.-: : :..~ ", .

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By WILLIAM SAINT LOUIS

The Student Center Program The next performer was greeted whether they liked him or not, at Board's First Annual Fashion and with more crowd 3I'proval but once applauding and then jeering Talent Show was held on·Wednes­ worse technical problems. Michelle him. Dunning, however, did a great day, April 12. Those students who Watson sang "When I See Jesus" job of ignoring them and finished packed the 17 Lexington Ave. in a moving, if whispery fashion. his set well. I auditorium were treated to an even­ Watson was barely audible and I ing of great fashion and interesting sang with no help from her Corinne Philips took the stage I performers. next. She danced to Karyn White's c.= "The Way You Love Me". Dressed i- The SCPB sponsored the event in all black Philips displayed her that consisted of more than 20 per­ various moves, all to the liking of U ..,.----- formers and an equal number of the audience. Her hat amazingly af­ ~ A sample of tile baked goods sold at The Erotic Baker. models. Andrea Boglezon, George fixed to her head, Philips perform­ • Gordon, Dionne McKenzie, Varlos ed without any technical problems. NO Braithwaite, Hugh Sang, Lee Philip, and Anthony All were The group Shades performed •&1 0 N:J members of a special committee Like" next. The microphone dif­ L.L. \CI- that organized the show. Darcel ficulties returned with renewed I'-- fIj- Ths Emic 8MtBr: Borno was chairman of that com­ vigor. While the background beat mittee and backstage manager. was heard well, the problems ~ rendered the vocals insignificant. anU.• The show was Me'ed by Darcel Borno and Dionne McKenzie, with Takeisha Maria South sang ~ N .", Unforgett8ble Lessons in ~ special help from guest comedian Stephanie Mills •'Secret Lady', Oliver Jardine. next: The fact ~ ihat there were .DWae!S-' ~'"'1ter-;-'tIin!lig 1ter' 0 -~ The shc:M; '" = '~---"- onB8IICllt- aYe' . 0 a .. _Bat adt' $bows dO)witb· tee:bnicat problemS.Chet WUliams and , biaseiJ-8dvant .e; but it did not-­ ~ By SAMMI PEREZ William Terry drew the hadluck of hinder her', perforutiWce. Accor~ E i having to go on first with dingly, the crowd showered her ~ Yvette Caballero, president of said, "Yes, we con~tantly .hear i microphones that worked when with their approval. the Retail Trade Society, sponsored about people. who go Into business I they felt like it and a crowd that at microphone. Nevertheless, the Karen Bernard took the stage an unforgettable lecture for shcx:st~ng~ on a and after a year I times appeared frighteningly similar crowd showed its appreciation. next singing Renee aDd Angela's students who were interested in becom~ millionaires, but frankly, I II to Ranger fans. Faced with Sean Dunning performed next "Your Smile" Bernard appeased • co~dn ho~. ~orst, knowing the "real facts of t tell.you The technical problems and chants of and he too found little help in his the audience aDd escaped the business." Her guest speaker, who thing to ~o:s to g? into bUSI~ess I "Get Off" from the crowd, the microphone. During "4 Always, 4 technical diffICUlties that had was Karen Dwyer, is part owner of Wlt~ ! undercapitalized. all the faith, two, accompanied by their three ::.er, 4 Love, U he sang well-but the plagued her predecessors. She sang The Erotic Baker, a small store and all the wh~tever In yo~ h~ ! tightly clad female dancers, went on inconsistencies of his instrumental which has received millions of that you are .gOI~g to make It, It IS i to finish their five minute set ad­ tape hampered his performance. dollars worth of publicity from the bet~ tc go 10 WIth enough money ; mirably. The crowd could not decide press, because its name, for many, for SIX months to a year of bad I spelled pornography. luck, or just starting expenses." ~------­ The Erotic Baker started out as a Although The Erotic Baker has joke in a party from four in­ been around for 11 years, a dividuals who collected erotic art. testimony to the fact that they are A But Karen Dwyer, who thought it doing something right. they went WORTHWHILE • was no joke. truly believed that it into business, very undercapitalized, • and in some ways, are still recover­ would be interesting to make baked goods in the shape of body Darts. ing from that. WORKOUT She was right! The first day The The business plan was not to start I Erotic Baker opened its doors, they at home. Dwyer, and partner, By DEBORAH RICHMAN were sold out by 4 p. m. thought it would be a v~ry good Because of their background in idea to get a store right away, After The sixth annual Leap For Lungs pledges and partake in vigorous others. Additionally, the location is Dwyer and her partner established theater one of the first things - An Aerobic Fitness Challenge will workout drills to raise funds for the being provided by the City of New that Dwyer and partner did was to themselves on the Upper West Side, take place today at 348 E. 54th St. New York Lung Association. Cor­ York Parks & Recreation. get a press agent. Although she said and saw business was good, they (between 1st and 2nd Avenue) from porate challenge teams consisting of An array of fabulous prizes rang­ it is not necessary for every opened two other stores, in the : . 5-9 p.m. This special event three to five workers will also be ing from a Four Star Elite member­ business, they wanted to have an village, and on the East side, in is being conducted under the joining in the aerobic regimens to ship at Body Elite Training Center opening night party with all the order to prevent other people from benefit the battle against lung "Tighe' press people. But to their opening similar stores in the city. disease. surprise, they did not need one. Dwyer also wanted to franchise, Licensed instructors from Alzer­ Because their business was so con­ but she found that just like the "Aerobics is reca's Workout Center of New "We'reexpectin troversial, the word got out that small business administration could York City will lead the participants something, "Pornographic was go­ not help her, she was not able; even a popular through five challenging 3O-minute a big crowd ing to be happening in this little with a good franchise agreement, to sessions in calesthenics, low impact store," or so they thought. Before gi ve people any kind of form of aerobics and other exercises. of at least she knew it, there was & crowd of guarantee. She had lots of re­ . "Aer~ is a popu1ac form of people outside her front door Quests for franchising, but only one exercise exercise today," said Rolando An­ 150 waiting for what The New York Post deal came through. It was from drewn, the director of Special described as a "demonstration." Japan, and the international fran­ today. " Events for the New York Lung participants... " But Dwyer who has been referred chising proved to be successful. The Association. "It's a great way to to as a •'G-rated person on an company immediately sent all of have people come out and par­ X-rated job," said that advertise­ their artists and bakers from Japan auspices of the New York Lung ticipate to raise money for a good to Casio watches will be awarded to ment and press is very important to The Erotic Baker in New Yark Association to raise funds for the cause." eligible individuals. All prizes are for any type of business. because ''there is a place calleG the ftghtagainst lung disease. Leap For LUJ18S is being sPoo­ beiDldonated by the listed cor­ One of the business tips that New York' Erotic- Baker." They Leap For Lungs is based on the sored by leading establishmeuts porate benefactors. Dwyer gave out to the students at trained for ten,days, and learned premise of an aerobics marathon Workollt "We're a crowd of , ' such as Alzerreea's expectin. bia ..' - . ; . - the lecture was to "Never go into a the bioJo8y of die human body where registered participants solidt Center, L.A. Gear, Ine., 9 West business undercapitalized." She See ~61:rode" .... B6 a minimum of SSO' in sponsored Inc., Essex House among many See ··Work..." ..83 '.

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Page 82 The Ticker April 25, 1989 r Ap~ 25,1989 TIle Tleker Page.B3 l . ) FEATURES FEATURES floor of his car. He reached down and picked it up. It was a nice day .. and he just happened to have his MANHATTAN sunroof open. Even though he knew it was dangerous, and that he LYNCH The SBPA Career Day really shouldn't, he threw the bag out of the sunroof: Just as he had planned, the bag MOB hit the BMW square in the middle E. thought that would be the end "That pinko, commie is dead and of the windshield. The little guido of his remarks so she smiled a bit he deserves to be. I don't want to flashed his brights and started J. once had a job in Manhattan. TUNED and said, "Thank you." Yet she see his picture on the front page. honking his horn at A. But A. He recalls the time there was quite a couldn't understand the man's at­ They-should've had Sugar Rayon didn't care, he was too busy commotion on the street, just out­ Photos traction to her, since she was the front page and that hippie sickie laughing. side his workplace. OUT covered up as a nun rrngnt be, in the back. Who wants to read while her friend was wearing a about him, the lousy pinko." It seems that there was an old miniskirt and high heels. woman walking down the street. M. works for a law firm. From Just then, the train pulled into The man continued, "You know, AIN'T TOO Suddenly, a young man came runn­ time to time his boss sends him to E.'s stop. The man saw her getting the courthouse in downtown you've got something going for ing up behind her and snatched by you. " up and said, "Oh, you're leaving away her purse. The old woman, Brooklyn. This was one of those me. So long, sweetheart." E. was PROUD TO "What would that be?" E. asked who possessed surprisingly good days. He had just parked his 1987 terribly grateful that the drunk Japanese import car when a bum him. lungs, started calling out, "Stop didn't get off at her stop. thief! He stole my purse! Stop came UD to him on the street. "Me." he replied. "You really BEG are something. Would you like to him! " Have you ever noticed how beg­ Francis Hsu go out for dinner or a drink gars have gotten more demanding Amazingly enough, several peo-· sometime?" lately? ple on the street made an attempt at E., who is married, replied, "I'm A., C., N. and L. were enjoying a catching the young man running sorry, I can't." late lunch at Roy Rogers' when they with the purse. Then, the young "Oh, why not?" the man said. were approached by a bag woman. man ran out into the street and "You're so pretty, not like your "Can I have a dollar for some stopped a cab. He pulled a knife friend over there with the skinny and hauled the driver out, hijacking legs. " chicken?" she said. "Sorry," N. said. the cab with the passenger still in­ E.'s friend being busy watching However, she continued to hover side, the scenery pass by outside the win­ around the table. "Oh come on, Apparently the thief/hijacker dow, failed to notice his insult. But you can spare some money. I'm was not a good driver. A mere half someone did notice E.'s predica­ hungry. " of a block down the street he ment, a young man who had "Could you please go," A. said, managed to crash into a pole on the recently boarded the train. He came "We don't have any extra money." side of the street. The bum said, "I'm here to park over and struck up a conversation The bag woman was persistant. the cars." with the drunk. During the course The passenger jumped out of the M. looked him up and down and "Here, I'll give you a dollar if you backseat. He was an enormous man of their discussion the drunk related give me a piece of your chicken," knew immediately what he was up that he was a retired New York City MAC in a ten gallon cowboy hat. He pull­ to. M. told him, "Hi! I'm going she said as she pulled out a crumpl­ ed his hijacker out of the cab and police officer. E. thought that ed, dirty dollar bill. down to the courthouse and I'm figured. started to beat the hell out of him. taking my radio with me." ATTACK "No!" A. said. C.· and L. simply He was joined in this endeavor by The drunk looked up and noticed ignored her. Funny thing, the bum didn't the front page headline on a morn­ several of th epeople on the street want to park M.'s car once the Ben­ A. was driving along on the Belt who had earlier attempted to sieze ing paper that someone was Parkway. He was speeding along at zi Box was gone. reading. It said Abbie Hoffman had the man when the old woman called 70 m.p.h., well above the legal out. died. He also noticed the headline limit. A BMW came up behind him on the sports section on the back on the road. The driver started giv­ The scene ended when the police NOTSO page which told that Sugar Ray finally showed up. They were need­ ing A. his brights (meaning A. Robinson had also died. ed to protect the thief from the should either go faster or let him SECRET.-_.._-_._..-_._-----.-_. --~---_.- ..._--.._.' crowd, who had given him more pass). than a couple of good licks. ADMI·RER A. looked back at him and saw he was an Italian punk, commonly E. was on a Metro North train known as a guido. He must have bound for Westchester. She was ac­ been quite short, since all A. could companied by one of her friends see was a single eyebrow and pair of who had never been on one of those beady eyes peeking over [he dash trains before. Her friend couldn't board. believe how much better than the A. is a pretty easygoing guy, but subway it was. once his temper flares, you're in "Oh come on, there Isn't any However. even Metro North has trouble. The guido in the BM\\' chicken to buy for a dollar and you its moments. A drunken Irishman continued giving A. the brights. can go buy some more." came over and sat down across \. '-- wanting to pass. "No," A. said firmly, "I refuse from E. and her friend. He looked A. was angry-at this point. Then to pay money- to make you go away. E. up and down -and told her, he noticed that the bag from his In another minute I'm going to call "Hey, you're very attractive." lunch at McDonald's was still on the the police." ·Peter Xaovrts9 I juaior KCOuntilll mlJor9 ViOla Capo., • Janior marketi... The bag woman went on for major and BiD Lefcbudl9 a junior accounting major at the Career Day. 0 to r) another 59 seconds before she final­ ly did go awav. Have you ever been approached by a prophet of doom. derelict, or FEATURESLOOKSBACK wierdo? Have strange things ever A WORTHWHILE happened to you at home or on the AMATTEH subway? Have you ever witnessed any amusing incidents or overheard WORKOUT OF TRUST a good conversation? Is there students are created equal, .. '" An (Continued from Page Bl) five students and five faculty anything in the five boroughs you advertisement stated that the cost members, has been charged with the think is amazing, bizarre or just at least 150 participants for this ex­ includes one workout in 17 dif­ was S3CJ,OOO and the event was to be D. and B. had tickets [0 see a The Reporter task of setting school policy on such typical of New York? citing event," said Mr. Andrewn, ferent health spas in the City. It held at the Malibu Shore Club in issues as campus disorders and on­ Broadway show. They were a bit To studyalone-for the MCAT is nearly impossible. To study without late because B. had been extremely "It's going to be very entertaining takes place twice a year and is really Lido Beach, Long Island(!) campus use of drugs. Ticker is If the answer to any of there slow getting dressed. They had since there will be various musical exciting.". Stanley H. Kaplan is simply a bad career move. . unable to report the progress of the questions is yes, than you too have come into Manhattan by car and themes such as Rock-n-Roll, More information , concerning Maybe it's our 50 years of experience. Our small classes and advanced committee; the meeting was CLOS­ a Tale ofNew Yo,·k LO tell. To have were cruising around searchi ng for Motown, Latin and much more." . special events held by the New York teaching methods. Or a research department that reacts to test changes before ED. We are sorry that the reader, your Tale captured forever in print, a spot, or at least a garage that was Registered participants are not Lung Association can be obtained be he student or faculty member. is all you have to do is write (legibly) most companies even 'know they exist. vacant. the only ones welcome at the fund­ by writing to the New York Lung I~ 1965 being denied an opportunity to or type (preferably) your story and' Whatever it is, if medicine is in your future, Stanley H. Kaplan can help A man working at a gas station raiser. "Of course spectators are in­ Association at 432 Park Ave. So., The Ticker either keep abreast of or help for- I submit it to The Ticker, Room you stan practicing right now. vited to the event," encouraged Mr. New York, N.Y. 10016, c/o R.oI~- rnulate perhaps the most significant : noticed D. and B. circling the 3QIF, Student Center, c/o Tales of . Andrewn, "and there will be a $5 Evening Hebrew courses were of all college problems. " ... And as ; block. When next they passed in New York. do Andrewn. . admission charge." Complimentary discontinued because of what Even­ far as Baruch cultural life, Baruch's: front of his station he called out to Public awareness and participa­ STANLEY H.KAPlAN I.1• them. "Hey, buddy!" Time is running out; there is only refreshments will be served. tion is an important fund raising , ing Session Director Robert termed, Mardi Gras Festival (?) got under- ! one more spring issue coming up ­ Take KaplanOrTakeYourChances way and female students were in­ "We want people to come and tool needed for the survival ofthe f "a lack of student interest." It join­ He attracted B.'s attention. B. meaning only one more chance to ed Portugese as a language that had 1969 vit~d to participate in the Baruch : drove closer and asked what he have lots of fun while raising funds New York Lung Association. As a (212) 977-8200 be immortalized! For those who've been killed and buried at College Queen Contest. A picture wanted. for something important," added nonprofit organization, it relies submitted their Tales; keep 'em heavily on the good faith donations Call Now-Ask About Summer Classes!· Baruch...An editorial appeared of a woman with no face was run "Ten dollars and leave your Mr. Andrewn, "We hold other coming! and conscious concern of society. espousing the rights of evening A boxed item appeared on the with a caption reading, "Could this keys," he said. events during the year to encourage Therefore, a special event such as students who according to the front page reading, . 'The be you?" "F-you!" B. s~outed at him, the public to help the New York Leap For Lung acts as a strongim- writer, were treated like second­ President's Special Committee on "Where do you think we're from, -Compiled by Linda Zuech Lung Association. We organize petus to ensure the continuance of class citizens. Said the writer of the Campus Rights and Responsibilities things like a Bicycle Track event For other locations call SOO-KAP-TEST. See "Looks" Page 85 Idaho? Leave your keys my a-! research and development for lung L ~ .:.:~:.:.:.:.:.~:.:...: .. editorial, "To paraphrase the met for the second time last night. Am I supposed to believe my car and a Fitness Passport event. For disease and other related disorders. Declaration of Independence, •All The Committee, which consists of will be here when I come back?" example, the Fitness Passport event

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Tanya Andreassen modeling lingerie. One of the singers who performed, Rainbow ficulties and the restlessness in the Chow. "blue seats". BeBe and the Female Revolution took the stage next. The group con­ sisted of Bill Bunche (lead vocals) and Sean Dunning, Corinne Philips, Regina Waith, Makeda Newkirk and Felicia Lapsley (back up vocals). They sang a moving rendi­ tion of "Angel" by Angela Win­ bush. The crowd loved it. James West performed next. His FEATURES LOOKS BACK..." (Continued from Page B2) 1979 A boy and his balloons. The "Arabian Knights". performed by Tania Smith, George PMCO The Reverend Jesse Jackson and Diva LaBoy 0 to r). spoke at Baruch College and a front page news headline described him Photos by as "Captivating Baruch." His main topic was the urban school crisis Tbe Jo"ely ReDel. Wan. and he urged students, to master Marc Simeone writing, reading, counting and Diva LaBoy iD • pose from the "Anbiaa KDiahts." FJan. showilll IIer staff. she models Uaaerie. reasoning by getting an education. "On the local level," he told Baruch's business students, "'We Tanya Andreasen in. bridal gown by Mee Mee's Original Bridal and EvmiDg must tell our youth that the wear. language of the world is neither English, German," or Japanese. It is mathematics and economics." At the conclusion of Jackson's ad­ dress, he led the audience in chan­ tins the new famous phrase, "I am somebody.. ." In a related editorial, The Ticker saluted the many students who went to see and hear Jackson. It stated, "It was a rewar­ ding experience to see students con­ "- sciously opting to temporarily give t up the "disco beat' in order to hear i thoughts and ideas." It went on to urge students to keep informed and educated. £'We are not necessarily I saying become followers of Jesse Jackson," said the piece, "we are saying become.thinkers and doers.." An .investigative piece appeared on the front page about" the medical of­ fice which can still be found today on the third floor of 17 Lexington Ave. The writer of the article found out very quickly that most Baruch students weren't even aware the of­ fice existed and the few that did complained vociferously. Said one student, "The office is not equip­ ped to handle any type of emergen­ cy."

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PageR6 Apd 25, 19I9 FEATURES Apri12S, 1989 The Ticket .Page B7 ARTS The Erotic "ker: UnIorgsftlble 1.8.0nl•••• D~_ES_J (Continued from Page Bl) i KEVIN M. Dwyer came to the conclusion that $75, it is no wonder the-Erotic Baker through a translator. it ~as too much for such a personal makes deliveries all over the city. Someone in the audience asked MARTIN STARKEY THE business. Because most of the The last piece of advice that Dwyer if they were successful. To Dwyer gave to the audience was this she replied, "Yes, we are suc­ village customers carne from Wall TOUR that "If you have a~ idea, and you cessful we are here. But, I'm cer- Street, and the financial district, Dwyer, and partner, closed the think perhaps it has not been done OF THE tainly not a millionaire, and I'm still TARK'S A '. WHOLE village store. They decided that it before, or even if it has, don't tell a working hard in the business." Part would make more .sense to deliver lot of people. Not only because they S, ·RT'S of the hard work is because they did erotic cake to these particular might steal it, but becuase even if not franchise as much as they customers. They also dosed the people wish the very best for you, THING TWELVE thought they could, and another store on the East side; therefore, the there is a certain amount of INCH reason is because they expanded too only store that remained opened jealousy that goes on, and you need fast. She also said, "If you are was their main store on Amsterdam as few negative vibes coming your going into a cash business, as soon Avenue. way as possible." as you put a manager on one of This issue ?f ~TARK,s ARTS and TOUR OF THE!WELVE INCHis the pilot iss~e for a new column t~at will become a regularaddition to ! Dwyer, who feels that a business Before the end of the. lecture, a your stores, you have another part­ the Arts. section In the ~all. The depart~ent, ~o be en~It~ed !HE WHOLE. THING, will be devoted to album and movie reviews in all genres of : ner because there is always a way needs a lot of time and dedication, student asked Dwyer if she had any the medium. Each .mo~e anci: al~um will receive a rating, given by the reviewer of the particular album. (No, we refuse review about 15 movies ! advises that if u you are going to go anti-pornography groups protesting for someone to figure out how to and alb~s each time In an Issue comes out, so we (Dames and Stark) will not be the sole reviewers.) The rating system for Albums will be • steal the pants off of you." into your own business, make sure against her store. To this she smil­ meas~red In Ts (for '~THING," of course.) And stars for movie's (for obvious reasons.) . -~------_.- I Dwyer then proceded to tell the that it something you feel personal ed, replied no. and thanked God. **** - Highest Rating students how The Erotic Baker ac­ about. .Don't just do it on the She said that "Somehow, people TI"lerl'_ not of this earth. I *** - excellent tually makes their products. She figures that it will make a lot of have gotten the message that they I I"I"I - excellent ** good started off by saying that they don't money. You really have to- feel for are not part of that, and that it is lTf-good it." not a presentation." Although she * fair TI-fair do their own baking. She considers 0·· Poor this to be a wise choice because their Although most of Dwyer's is not against pornography, she tru­ T- don't ask baked goods come from an ex­ customers are very diverse in ethnic ly believes that "Eroticism is cellent bakery plant in Brooklyn. backgrounds, one thing, she says, something different from por­ FIELD OF DREAMS. Kevin Costner, James Earl Jones, Burt Lancaster. Directed by Phil Alden Robinson. VIVID nography. Eroticism comes from They also, for a small business, has remained consistent, and that Rated: PG. RuuD'. TIme: 107 MiDutes. **.~ .. . Living.Colour have a large staff because is, that "most of the customers are the feeling inside that is healthy, is ,Epic/CBS Records everything is hand sculpted. This women." She explains that women wholesome, is good clean fun, and RATING: TIT staff also includes a cake decorator, are very comfortable when they pornography isn't." In other words, The Erotic Baker is not an who puts the icing on the cake, and come into the store. They usually Admittedly, I am not especially fond of rhythm and blues with a a separate artist who does the come in and shop around as if it X-rated pastry shop. It just bakes preponderance of screaming, ubiquitous electric, guitar. I am, however, a tasteful goods that seem a little design. were Macy's. They know what they fail o~ great music containing thoughtful, incisive lyrics, UVlNG COL­ more interesting than the ordinary After the expansion, the franchis­ want and aren't afraid to ask for it OUR IS an excellent band doing what excellent bands do: pumping out Professor Keith Fabes digs into the erotic cake. ing, wholesaling and the re­ in another color. In contrast, men twinkies, or Entenmanrr's cakes. great music with great lyrics,

presentation in all the major come in and are scared to look So remember, next time you find .yt;:?f.A-.:.... ~ LIVING COLOUR is.comprised of lead vocalist Corey Glover guitarist cities, Dwyer found that "every around, because as she said, "they you rsel f around Amsterdam ~i .. ee; ,~ "':•._ ...... ~ ...... ~_ .....-. 11.1 Vemo~ Reiet, b~ist Muzz Skillin~, and drummer William Calhoun. The lady in the kitchen had gotten a' expected pornography." Another Avenue, between 88th and 89th ",,,,' '[1\: .• ~ gr~up IS responsible for the writing of all the album's songs, and there are hold of erotic chocolate molds." At reason why there is such a diversity street, pay a visit to your friendly quite a few good songs to choose from. "Desperate People" should be a "Most of the customers Do. that time, that was not a good in customers is because the prices neigh borhood Erotic Baker, and eat ..J summer favorite, UFunny Vibe" is a funky jam session featuring Public are women. " ... They know thing. So, with three stores, six are very affordable. With, prices a -delicacy that will surely put a -e Enemy's Chuck D. and Flavor Flav; and "Memories Can't Wait" is a ;. ·f·) ~ remake of a tune originally written by the Talking Heads' David Byrne. phones, and 23 staff members, ranging from $1.25 to the averaze smile on your face. ';:~•... ~.~.."'...... '~~~ w> what they want. The best track on the album, however, is the magnificent "Cult Of Per­ Trus Ad Must 8ePresented With Purchase-For College Students Only' ,:,.:;,,< ~ sonaUty." Loaded with exceptional guitar work and a socially'sigilificant message, it may BO down in the ann-..aJ.LQUo<;K and roll as one oftheaCJ1I;c',£ ".If you build it he wilJ.<:eme," whispers a sbange blystetiousu voiCe-ro'-mly1Cinselra-asTf Wfiipped across-his'Too . f'i~e~L~ocial__c.o.mmeDtarles. _, .- _ ..... --,--- ., . The PhllJp Morris SusJness JournaUsm acre fann. ,...... , ~~Yivid'· should receive the type of airplay it deserves, especially since Lecture Series There he stood, smack dab in the middle of his cornfield spellbound and mesmerized as the image of a baseball guitar-oriented rock seems to be becoming more prevalent on both com- field apeared before him. He must build it, there is no doubt about it-but why? The answer will mercial and alternative radio. X.M.D. Presents take him on a delightfully bizarre adventure unlike any he's ever seen before. The field is magical and it will con­ trol this man's body and soul until he realizes its there to fulfill his dreams. FIELD OF DREAMS is a weird movie. It's supposed to be a baseball movie, but it's more than just that. It's a magical trip through a baseball wonderland designed to leave audiences with many different interpetations of its John Pareles meaning and context. But no matter how many interpretations are derived from this film, no one can argue that FIELD .Ac- OF DREAMS restores our faith in the medium of movie making and its power to make us believe. NY Times Music Critic .Based on the novel "Shoeless Joe" by W. P. Kinsella, FIELD OF DREAMS stars Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella, the son of baseball great Kinsella wbose idol is not his father but "Shoeless" Joe Jackson, the embattl­ FaAN '5 PI ZE IA \ ed outfielder of the 1919 Chicago White Soxs who, along with eight other team members, conspired to throw the Speaking On 1919 World Series. The scandal became known as the "BLACK SOX SCANDAL." Ray has a love/hate rela­ /127 lAST 2' RD ST, Iy , Nyi1001~ tionship with the game, primarily.because his father practically forced the game on him when he was a child. He Covering The Business Of also hasn't touched a glove, bat or ball in years, but through all those years, his obsession with "Shoeless" Joe has continued. Rock N Roll The 35 year old Kinsella is married to a spunky young woman (Amy Madigan) who manages to convince her Brooklyn born husband to purchase a hundred-acre farm in Iowa which they te-nd with their daughter (Gaby Hoffman) and live happily ever after...Until the voices corne that is. So there it stands, a baseball field in the middle of a 100 acre cornfield. The neighbors can't understand why its there, especially when it drained them of all their cash and the bank is now ready to foreclose on their farm. Of course if they could see the 1919 WhiteSoxs playing on the field they might have second thoughts, but unfor­ tunately only Ray, his family, and anyone else in his dream who believes can see them. James Earl Jones is in the dream. He's· Terence Mann, the great author of the 60s and 70s who has been forced to repress his hidden desire to play the game. Ray comes in contact with Mann when the voice tells him to "Ease his Pain." Burt Lancaster is also there. He's Doc ~'Moonlight" Graham and he's sought 'by Kinsella and Mann t------­ after they both hear the voice tell them to "Go the distance." Unfortunately Doc died in 1972, but that doesn't stop Kinsella from contacting him. He merely walks out of his hotel room in 1989 and ends up on Doc's Min- nesota street in 1972. . DISORGANIZED CRIME. Corbin Bernsen, Ruben Blades, Fred Gwynne, This movie will have you hooked from the beginning because its magic captivates you from the movie's Lou Diamond Phillips, William Russ, and Ed O'Neal. Directed by Jim onset-from the first rustle of that mysterious voice to the final image of an endless string ofautomobiles coming Kouf. Running Time: I hour 38 minutes. Rated R. ••• Don't flip burgers this Summer! to see the magical ballpark-this' film will restore your faith in the medium of movie making and its power to ~------make you believe. Kevin Costner does an excellent job in an incredibly diffICUlt role and proves once again that Corbin Bemsen, who p~ the brash, cunning, and self-serving divorce COME WORK AT OUR HOUSE". PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE. DAY AND he can play any role Hollywood might throw at him. attorney on the NBC hit uL.A. Law", finds himselfon the opposite side of EVENING SHIFTS AVAILABLE AT OUR LONG ISLAND LOCATION! FIELD OF DREAMS leads to something good. Something so good that many of the ballplayers playing on justice in DISORGANIZED CRIME, a bumbling, stumbling, and rumbl­ Kinsella's field keep asking him if they are in heaven. I don't know about that, but the movie·is based on ing comedy a.ctventure from Disney's TOUCHSTONE FILMS that is a NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY dreams-dreams of baseball, dreams of hope, dreams of desire, and dreams of the way ~ should be. Stllrk throwback to the Hollywood crime capers'of long ago. Bernsen is Frank saJazer, a devious criminal mastermind who plans what Call Personnel Collect at (516) 883-5432 (or send the form below). he belieVes to be the perfect bank heist in the cutbacks ofa one bone town ------______~ in Montana. He contacts four of his best buddies to be his partners in MAIL TO: 0... PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE. PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT crime-s-A hot-headed kid who can hotwire anything on wheels (Lou Dill­ ® PO. BOX 803. PORT WASHINGTON. NY 11050 mond a small time thief wth a million dollar w8rdrobe (R1lbm 1::52::1 3 fEEl' HIGH AND RISING Phillips), Blodes). an over-the-hill explosive expert.with a knack for leadership (Fred o PLEASE SEND APPLICATION TO De La Soul Gwynne). and a neurotic safecracker who wants out of the crime business NAME _ Tommy Boy (William Rws)-and sets them up in your typical police-proof, slightly. RATTING: TIT ADDRESS . _ lbroken down, yet inconspicuous gangster-type hideout. "Electic" is the only word to adequately describe DE LA SOUL. Think of a cross between a Woodstock When the four strangers arrive at the hideout, unsure why Frank bas flower child who's been left in the greenhouse too long and a neo-colonial b-boy, and multiply the result by summoned them to a small town in the middle of nowhere, they find that three. What you end up with is Male, PasdDuous, and TfUIOY, (a/co Plugs One, Two and Three.) Let not this their fearless leader is nowhere to be found. Cooped up together and combination deter you from listening to the album, however. Despite the antics, this album is dope. unaware that SaIazer has been incarcerated by two dogged New Jersey 01f next (Co"'inued on the nextptlge) ~ \ . . - (Continued the page)

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Page B8 ~5, The TIcker April 25,-1989 April 1989 The llcker ARTS Disorganized Crime (Continued from previous page) . detectives (Ed O'Neal and Dan Roebuck) who have been tailing Salazer THE WHOLE THING since he knocked over a bank in Newark and now nave delusions of gran­ (Continuedfrom thepreviouspage) deur about returning him to New Jersey and trying him there for his many crimes; It soon becomes clear that this less-than-Ioyal troupe has only two­ things in common, they all love money and can't stand each other. De La Soul But don't count Salazer out just yet. He breaks free from the cops and (Continued from previous page) begins his long trek back to the hideout even as his buddies; who have searched through his notes and pieced together the purpose oftheir gather­ There is something for everyone here. There is the silly rap e'Tread Water"), the militant rap ("Take It Off"), ing, have gone offto dothe bank job without him. Naturally, the Newark the go-go rap (Plug Tunin"), the breakiri' rap ("A Little Bit Of Soap"), andthe society rap ("Ghetto Tbing"). cops think Salazer is behind the sudden crime wave that erupts in the quiet Montana town and manages to convince the entire eight car police force to "BOWl .£818,000 There are various comedic skits that follow the lead set by the "Intro," casting HDe La Orgee" (complete with Barry White samples), "Say No Go" (assisted by Hall and Oates), and "Eye Know." join in on the manhunt. This is more than a rap album, it is a journey through the wonderful world of alternative music. Even the samples-consistently a point of heated contention in this column-are imaginative and well-placed. Should be o~e_.~f the year's finest in the_.rap_~~~e~,?ry:______X.M.D. I I OS." SAY ANYTIDNG. John Cusack, Joan Cusack, lone Skye, John Mahoney. Directed by Cameron Crowe. Runn- I ing Time: 1 hour 40 minutes. Rated PG-B, ***Y2· .! As soon as Ifinished Advanced Training, the Guard gave me a cash bonus of $2,000. I'm also getting another $5,000 for tuition and books, thanks to the New GI Bill.

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DISORGANIZED CRIME is written and directed by Jim Kouf, the .I'm in the Guard. same guy who won critical praise for his work with Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez in "Stakeout:' Unfortunately DISORGANIZED CRIME And if I take out a college loan, the is a lot more predictable than "Stakeout"-you can basically folly this Guard will help me pay it back-up to flick with your eyes and ears closed-but that doesn't matter. This movie is a lot of fun. It's a bumbling, stumbling, and rumbling jaunt throu.gh an old $1,500 a year, plus interest. Hollywood idea made new. You can't help but find it endearingly cute. I Kouf manages to wash.away the dapper "Arnie Bee ker" persona ofCor- It all adds up to$18,OOO-or more bin Bernsen and succeeds at getting the best out of Lou Diamond Phillips -for college for just a little of my time. (LA BAMBA), Ruben Blades (THE MILARGRO 8EANFIELD WAR), Fred Gwynne (THE MUENSTERS)~ and William Russ (WISEGUY) in And that's a heck of a better deal than ~~~~~~~~~~~===~~~~~-lJ roles that aren't really their norms. Ed O'Neal (MARRIED WITH ------...... -- ~ CHILDREN) and Dan Roebuck (RIVER'S EDGE) are also good as the any car wash will give you. idiot cops on Salazer's trail. ., Do you remember the first time you fell in love? You know, the nervousness you felt when you were around that DISORGANIZED CRIME is the name of this one, but watch the movie THE GUARD CANHELPPUT person? Or, what about that bubbly, giggly type of feeling you had, when you thought about the way their eyes closely. The title is a throw-off! DISORGANI~ED ~~I~E.is a very ___, ,TOO.-<- ----.--, twinkle? . Or even the nausea you bad right after you've fust uttered a couple of words to that organized device designed to make you gig8le, laugh and smirk on cue. "god-like" creature you've been lusting after? SAY ANYTHING is a film that reminds you of all those' I Stark SEE YOUR LOCALRECRUITER great feelings. :---.i------When my friends and I graduated However, before you get the impression that this is another boy meets girl, gets girl and loses girl movie" r ------FOR DETAILS, CALL TOLL-FREE SAY ANYTHING is more that that. It is a movie that not only deals with love, but also deal with the choices and; , SOUNDTRACK: RAIN MAN from high school, we all took part-time decisions that a young person has to make as they head into adulthood. Various Artists jobs to pay for college. 800-638-7600,* OR MAIL THIS John Cusack, who starred in "Better Off Dead," HOne Crazy Summer" and the critically acclaim-] Capitol-Records ed HEight Men Out," portrays Lloyd Dobler, a 19 year old kickboxer, who falls in love with the RATING: TIT They ended up in car washes and COUPON. beautiful and intelligent, Diane Court (lone Skye). Both have just graduated from Lakewood High, but "Jn Hawaii: 737-5255; Puerto Rico: 721-4550; Guam: 477-9957: Virgin Islands hamburgerjoints, putting in long hours (St. Croix): 773-6438; New Jersey: 800·452·5794. In Alaska, consult your local neither has had the chance to meet each other except for the brief encounter at the mall, where according to When I first went to the theater near my house to see "Rain Man" the last phone directory. Lloyd, is where it all started. Realizing that Diane, the woman of his dreams, will be leaving after the sum­ 19~5 thing I expected to be entertained by was the soundtrack. Instead, the for little pay. (C' United States Government as represented by the Secretary of Defense. mer vacation on a scholarship program to England, Lloyd finally gets the courage to ask Diane out on a date.. soundtrack was the first thing to catch my attention. That is saying a lot for All rights reserved. . Reluctantly, she agrees to g: lout with him and to her surprise the "basic" guy she thought Loyd was.: the Soundtrack, especially considering the film received an Academy Not me. My job takes just one wasn't that at all. "He'< special," she says. This beautiful friendship gradually turns into an inJ Award. r------, t irnate relationship, one that :" something new to both Diane and Lloyd, but especially important and mean- The RAIN MAN SOUNDTRACK is a diverse, "electic" collaboration weekend a month and two weeks ayear. MAIL TO: Army National Guard, P.O. Box 6000. Clifton. N] 07015 ., I

ingful to lloyd who thought of himself as a nobody without any confidence before he met the brainy beauty Diane.: I sure to please different folks with different strokes. The college-aged and Yet, I'm earning $18,000for college. ~-:-:-::::__------CM ~ F Unfortunately, all great romances are challenged by some tough obstacles. Diane's father, played by John alternative crowd has already adopted. The Belle Stars' contemporary, NAME Mahoney, is the barricade that temporarilveseperates lloyd and Diane. He is unable to cope with the fact that' heavily-percussive rendering of "Iko Iko;" the song and its video are en­ Because I joined my local Army his daughter is capable of loving someone else besides him. trenched within MTV's video Top Twenty. The older crowd will smile ADDRESS John Cusack and lone Skye are wonderful atcreating the right chemistry for the characters of Lloyd and Diane. favorably on the inclusion of Ella James' "At last" and the Detta Rhythm National Guard. Joan Cusack. who won a best supporting actress nomination for her work in "Working Girl, "played Lloyd's CITY/STATE/ZIP sympathetic sister. . Constance (Cusack's real life sister). Boys' "Dry Bones." Even Eurotrenders have something to scream about, They're the people who help our Lid, as Bananarama's "Nathan Jones" is included. Taylor from ·"Mystic Pizza" plays Corey Flood, lloyd's psychotic best friend, who advises his every, ____------r.s CITIZEN 0 YES =:J :"40 Tne tracks that prompted my active search for the soundtrack, however, state during emergencies like hurri­ AREA CODE PHONE move for Diane. ! were "Leaving WaJlbrook/Oh The Road" and "Las VegaslEnd Credits" James L. Brooks. who's known tor his critically acclaimed works; "Terms of Endearment" and "Broad-s I by Hans Zimmer. Both tracks combine the mystery of Tangerine Dream or canes and floods. They're also an SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER cast News" teams up with the man who brought us "Fast Times At Ridgement High," Cameron Crowe, to, former Miami Vice musical director Jan Hammer with the heavy-yet­ create this humorous and heart-warming production. Their great teamwork makes this a film you won't want to miss.: understated percussion of Paulinho Datiosta. Do not be surprised if the important part of our country's military OCCLJPATIO~ Roberta Ransaw : two tracks receive play on the nation's various adult contemporary for­ mats. Also of note is the Aaron Neville/Rob Wasserman duet "Stradust:' defense. . STUDENT 0 HIGH SCHOOL == COLLEGE SE~VICE ~O There have been quite a few successful movie soundtracks this decade, So, since I'm helping them do such PRIOR MILITARY :J YES C among the "Dirty Dancing I & II," "Flashdance;" and "Wall Street." BRANCH RANK AFM/MOS RAW Time will prove that the Rain Man soundtrack will follow their lead. an important job, they're helping me ... ¥()lIMOT1OOo YO

The o.nl! way a .rec.ord c0lJo1pany can allow the entire first side of a rhythm and blues album to be filled with ~aIlads IS If the arnst In quesnon can really, really sing. AtYSON WILLIAMS the artist in question can really SIng and her performances on "Raw" are scintillating. ' " Willi~s ha~ ~he added pressure.of being Def Jam's first female artist, and if I recall correctly, the label's first Americans At TheirBest. R&B artist. Williams handles all this admirably, turning in a performance worthy ofRussell Simmons' accolades The .ballads are all ~owe~ful and moving, and Williams seems very comfortable with the music chosen for her (a credit t? the album s vc~1"10US producers). Deserving mention are "Just Call My Name" (which, for me, evoked memon.es of Angela Winbush), and two duets, the first with Teddy Mills("We're Gonna Make U") and the se- cond WIth Chuck Stanley (the gospel-inspired "I'm So Glad"). ' The alb~~ is far from all slow. The album pumps throughout side two. The first release, "Sleep Talk," is good, but It I~ f~ fr?m th~ best R&B n.umber on the album. The title track will be a bit with any type of publicity , eiiot«, and Nikki D s rap IS very effective. T~e.roughest track on the album, however, is "StiU My No.1." Spor­ ~Ing a Chuck D. sample h,ook and a beat remrruscent of T La Rock and Jazzy J's classic "It's YoanH (the album IS on Def Jam), the. track IS a guaranteed summer slammer. If it isn't, I'll give up my colum. Simply put, Def Jam has a slammer on Its hands. K.M.D. (Continued on Pilge B10) t..

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young strong "ART'S unambigously masculine on the pop single charts, according to music innovator i felt emasculated THE who travels with Marvin Billbroad. Closing out side one is "Rock i mean really '.'Explain why you think WHOLE THING Gaye sexual intensity emasculated i saw her to rap to warmth, W'Cba" a bit slower than "Roni" but fill­ ! move further my.•.my•.. " I couldn't believe it. (Continued from Page 88) with the frustations away in perfect rising of relationships includ­ ed with the. offering of seduction. There is and falling, My voice cracked. ed. The final outcome rhythms like a real motor is nine tracks of even reference to Marvin Gaye's music in IJERRY TAN was at­ "First of all," said she, "you distinction. The music tached to her body and is ego-building (such' the song. i feel it purport to talk about stereo. Half BOBBY BROWN combination of rap, rhythm -and as rap), rhythm shrink putt and shrivel blues are blues (with the ballads), but i know the time you don't. You let your Don't Be Cruel along with pop melodies, have entitled and pop mesmerizing it's still there and okay Mr. (Don't Be Cruel). SIDE TWO just perhaps dalliance and testosterone have MCA Records Brown to break into the mainstream. UDI smaler too much the reign. In the pursuit "Don't Be Cruel" was Every Little Step," and "I'll Be Good I caught of RATING: 1"111 produced by some SIDE ONE To up with her. Wewere in estrogen or something. of the hottest producers You," are both "hot" dance tracks, front of Secondly. in the music but Metropolitan Life. I tap­ when you do talk business today, the first has the roughness about stereo, you L.A. Reid and Babyface of "Don't be Cruel", set into an up tempo of rap. Mr. 00 ped her shoulder and shiver. She talk about ... things no one the Deele, and Teddy Riley Brown then slides into the "ballad" of felt like cares of Guy. With beat, focuses on a pleading man in a dif­ the Polar Bear Ice Cream, about! That's why no this talented trio album entitled uTake it Slow," IREFLECTIONS ---- one reads it!" and the chameleon voice ficult relationship going nowhere, along in which without the fur. SHRInk! of Mr. Brown, the album has spawned' Mr. Brown flexes his romantic muscle in a "You again! What 3 with a repeated rap chorus. "My do you "There's no sense in beating a top ten singles, including the #1 for "cool street rap" with his lady. "All Day, I OF A GARBAGE . want!" I heard the song Barracuda 6 con­ Prerogative," is a rap rhythm dance track SCENTED MORN l dead horse. Who cares who secutive weeks. All' Nite," focuses on a night for two in my mind's ear. makes with the funk of what could be a Prince in­ the best CD player? Who cares who However, the most amazing part of Mr. spired without compromise, its somewhat uptimpe On to stutter. Stuttering. Have song. It stresses told masculinity and a garbage-scented morn "And besides stut­ makes the best noise-reduction Brown's corrsover success is that stance takes the classic ballad mode of it. being idiotic and "If you didn't have such a huge tered. ,But finally he offers a autocratic attitude. "Roni," is a mid earlier this spring, I was walking incomprehensible, I said, system? Who cares about Sony's what Peter Watrous of the N. Y. Finally, "I Really Love You Girl," closes .. she attacked, ego, you'd relinquish your Audito "Explain!', TIMES tempo ballad discussing the characteristics down Park Avenue South, enjoying first quarter losses? Who cares called "black music without out the album with a touch of Minneapolis "Your column has absolutely no Too garbage and give the space to 1thought who compromise." of his ideal "girl" and her favorable at­ the commercial splendor of the she was going to hit me. cares who cares?" Mr. Watrous when sound and the promise of real world value whatsoever!" people who really have something But she on to say "the music he tributes. Its currently No.4 in the country good intentions world's greatest City and inhaling laughed in my face. And I SHRInk! makes is the he has for the (Oh. And I suppose Step Into My important to say!" With SHRink! first to fully incorporate rap's female. deeply the fresh fragrance of black this, she felt it shrink some more. "Explain beats and rhythms Randel Steven Parlor does?) " turned around and stormed what?" (Continued on Page B16) into a pop-music for­ Stubbs carbon-cluttered pipe exhaust. As I off. She demanded to know. mat." African American artists must DESTRUcnON passed by Aristotle's on 26th street, sometime forgo their musically roots in "Live, "Mad Butcher" though, the I raised my eyes to the sun shining order to cross over into the mainstream Without Sense" second song on side distantly warm through giant holes Mr. Brown has done the opposite. Noise International Records two, was an intense, maddening piece in true in the ozone. Just as I was basking J'J Moreover, RATING: TT metal style. The guitar solos of he's making way for new ar­ in its harmful radiation and the ; tists such Mike and Harry are powerful. The ending as AlB. SureI, Guy, as well as greenhouse effect thereof, it hap­ Today. of the song which adds a few chords of the 8 To see Mr. Brown perform will pened. It happened like hard steel : shock some I Pink Panther theme, gives it a comic touch. of his New Edition followers, was drinking wine when I listened to falls with a loud bang. I bumped in­ . ~ he's much more this album, It's no wonder why the band is known for sexual, participates with his so I don't know if it effects rnv to something. Oof! My nose was madison & ~ this song- it's really the only good one. 54th audience and his continuous dance reminds judgment in any way. First off, I want to terribly flattened (if one of the stamina The ending it· could of Michael Jackson or say that I don't like any foreign thrash or of the .next song," Live possibly get any flatter.) Prince. metal Without Sense," plays a little of Glenn There is a new pop idol bands, except those from England. UHey, watch where you're going in the making. Miller's. (yes Glenn Miller's Hl The Behind the facade of the Unfortunately, DESTRUCTION. n "#~~ This young man has the slick choreography stage image is a thrash Mood;" you; .. " the creative music. His metal band from Germany. which is actually, believe it or not one would find in a big-city night club; the first album "King of falls into that (Oh. I'm sorry, miss. I mean IDS! Stage" most somber quite good. Either that or I was drunk by energy of James Brown, the rap of was marginally successful and a of categories. Meanwhile, I squeeze my nose and an in­ then. As a matter of fact, the more I drank spiring rapper, a Prince type semi-break from the "bubble gum soul" he look up at her. Where of lewdness, Released by Noise International Records. the better this album sounded. Judge am I? The and the smooth used to sing with the New Edition. But the for Provident Loan "rap" dialogue in some •'Live Without Sense", shows that yourself what that means. Society. Am I new york songs. current album is a clear break. In any case, bleeding? .Its none other than BOBBY DESTRUCTION can certainly motivate a Do I need a tissue? A In an interview EBONY MAl\', DESTRUCTION, which is referred to as BROWN, farmer member of New Edi­ Mr. crowd irro a frenzy, especially in Vienna nurse, perhaps") . tion. Brown revealed why his music is filled with Europe's top thrash metal band, is just Austria, where the album was recorded. that-European. After a long series of the most in­ the vibes of urban funk. The urban touch which in may opinion firenze After impressive sales of 3.5 million of DESTRUCTION, though is - nothing doesn't teresting colloquial invectives. comes from the rough streets of Boston's know anything about metal. the "Don't be Cruel" album, Mr. Brown's original. With the exception of a few parts showering serious doubt upon my Roxbury ghetto. Toni second solo effort. it appears he of "Rejeet Emotions," the last track on Colavito sanity, humanity and masculinity, has According to John Leland of become somewhat a musical VOGUE, side one, everything else has been she seemed to hear my apology. milano innovator. The the streets of Boston done (Continued She • have produced a on Page 812) before. blinked and for a second seemed to recognize me. She asked if I were reaJIy-woo sne thougfit I was. prato "Yes," .. YES, FREV /5 HOME. ER. HHE5 I said, feeling glad and HERE "5OMEWHEeE I " • relieved and conceited; all at the -::::-...-~v.J~ .',~. _ - .. ;:;2~'---"'" same time• Medthe two ~~. -, - . - . paris t cops in town. ' ~ ~ "Well," she began with a world­ ~~1_. ~ : 'is<~'~~'~'' >"~: . I ...... 1, \ - • rrrtr - winning coquettish smile, "I always I' t" --' ~- il'\' '. ,~o~.. • -- ~ I\'\ ... _' " ._~.... wanted One's _ '. .., -,..., to tell you..." just '-- ,",,' " I ''',: " , ... munchen -' ~-: ~~....,-' .\!~..~ d"E::.,. 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THE SHE'S OUT OF CONTRPL. Tony Danza, already provided them with the prerequisite's they needed WHOLE THING Ami Dolenz. Directed by Stan to be rap's new­ THE megastars. WelI, (Continued from Page BIO) Dragoti. Running Time: 97 minutes. Rated PG. **Y2 WHOLE THING I guess that was the bait. KOOL G RAP AND DJ POLO's (Continuedfrom the previouspage) new album is here and after listening to ~ • it you'd almost wish it wasn't. Sure JA~~"~·~&M'~~~~,~~~~ili~~~~"Road To The Riches" features "It's / ! Th :" e ~~ nine cuts on the LP, well, in a words-SUCK! Produced and mixed jI by THE TRUTH KOOL G RAP AND OJ-POLO MARLEY MARL the beats that IS SPOKEN HERE f backtrack the lyrics are interesting to l "Road to the Riches" listen to Marcus Roberts at first, but there's nothing new about them and often go on and Warner/Cold Chillin' on RCA/Novus until the listener looses interest and finds himself doing something RATING: T else-like RATING: .TIT Y2 daydreaming. KOOL G's lyrics are too jumbled and too long. Rob~rts s~en KOOL G RAP AND OJ POLO are down They never stop coming at you Marcus is here stepping outside his regular role as Wynton with such rap superstars as and become annoying to listen to. There is Marsalis' pianist into the spotlight as a BIG DADDYKANE, BIZ MARKlE, MARLEY no syncopation to the bandleader. It IS on this album that Roberts' mastery of and MARL, and MC SHAN. lyrics and no cohesiveness between voice and music. love for the piano and the blues idiom become fully You'd think that with references Too many evident for all the world to see. like that-eollectively KANE, BIZ, of the word manipulations made by KOOL G don't work .Roberts' MARLEY, and SHAN have sold millions ofrecords worldwide-KOOL because he slurs them. Not like EPMD, album, as much as it serves as a testament to his immense tallent, much-n~eded G but like BIG DADDY KANE with tribute really serves as a and POLO would arrive on the scene with an a lisp. Subsequently, his lyrics to two of the 20th century's greatest composer/pianists, Thelonius album so explosive that peo­ pile on top of each other and get lost in a t~rough ~espect Monk and Duke Ellington. It is ple would.literally have no choice vocal pool of and reverence of the legacy these two but to run for cover. Guess again. rnurnbo jumbo. pioneers left behind that Roberts illustratesjust how profi­ Remember HIt's A Look. c.lent he IS. Roberts' composing ability comes Demo" and "Poison"? They were two 12" singles If you already have the 12" versions of "It's A Demo" to light as well, as he composed all but three of the album's that blasted and tlO~S. (The th~ee tracks Roberts selec­ their way onto the airwaves and into record stores last spring "Poison" there is no reason to buy this album. If you did not write were of the album's selections. (The three tracks don't, well, think wnte were written Roberts did not and summer and propelled these two rap artist into superstar seriously about picking them up first before you by Monk and Ellington; there is one collaboration between Ellington status. "It's shovel out the dollars to by Strayhorn.) Roberts' and arranger Billy A Demo" was definite "Krush groove" that radio stations the album. Stark playing style is as engaging as it is technically proficient, making and hip-hop (Continued f!n the next page) a~compames his Steinway sing. He both lovers couldn't stop playing. "Poison" I leads and a ~onderful quartet c.onsisting of drummer was just that to the competition. Elvin Jones, bassist Reginald Veal, and This fast-paced "Big Daddy Kane" r~ trumpeter Wynton Marsahs. The album also includes a three-song style of song virtually made KOOL G I appearance by tenor saxophonist Rouse. ,!"he alb~m repres~nts Charlie RAP AND DJ POLO legends in the rap community. (,'------, Rouse's final recorded session, as he passed away Notice that I said mail received from Algy's brother cornpeltion. just five months after the album's "almost." A final piece of their puzzle to l Thea·tre It IS also believed to be the only documentation of Jones king of the rap hill still had to be . Ernie. Gwen reads the letter aloud aJ~um's and Rouse ever working together by the played out and that was which allows producer, o.elfeayo Marsalis. All the selections the release of their eagerlyanticipated album entitl­ the audience to hear are excellent. Add Roberts' narne alongside pianist ed "Road To that Michel Comito, VOC~]~ts Take.6~ the Marsalis The Riches." If KOOL G RAP AND OJ POLO could come Ernie and Cecily are due to ar- .Brothers, and drummer Terri Lynn Carrington as representative off as some of the new excItIng mUSICIans resurrectIng of hard as BIG DADDY KANE and his DJ MR. C-Kane's "Long rive on this day and within a few the jau idiom. K.M.D. Live The Kane" LP is still one of rap's top 10 albums after almost a year in hours. At the end of Wilde's play. release-they Without would be the ultimate. I mean Hlt~~ A Demo"and uPOL'iOn" Apologies Jack, who learns that his real name Hudson Guild Theatre is Ernest, had intended too marry 441 West 26th Street Gwen while his brother Algernon is f by Thorn Thomas due to marry Cecily. However, ,~ it directed by Edgar Lansbury appears that the two brothers have ,. traded wives, Are you confused "}. :*\:::: yet,? well you should be. This con­ fusion provides the audience with a "Do you By PAT MCKENNA know how many times the average American 16-year-old boy · was snubbed '"f- for both best actress and best supporting K Q R actress. -£l. ..MANPOJVERe WORST TEMPoRARY DRESSED­ Cher, who showed up in her slip. ~ SERVICES BEST DRESSED- Robin Williams, whose tux came com­ ~- S ~ Midtown .100 E. plete with Mickey Mouse 42nd St. • 557-9110 K ears and over­ :J sized Mickey Mouse gloves. ..l Uptown. 1775 Broadway. 307-1008 BEST DRESS 0 FOUL UP- Martin Short and Carrie Fisher, who Q Penn Plaza • #1 Penn Plaza • 563-7080 both showed up wearing the same dress. (Continued on Page 8/6) - --.. -r-:--_ -. -or.: .. ' . l,Qtlt . ( 4..

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!The album is entirely instrumental THE WHOLE THING I with the exception of "Piya Tose," (Continuedfrom the previouspage) featuring rising Indian singing star • Najma Akhtar. Myfavorite include ! "A Piece Of TIme," "Earthly I Pleasures;" and the title track. Perhaps the best thing about this album is the considerable amount HIGH HAT of musicianship that Sum- • Boy George -Imers-writer of nine of the album's Virgin I eleven cuts and co-writer of RATING: IT1(2 !another-brings to the project. i Through "The Golden Wire," it is Boy George, finally putting aside most of his personal troubles, finally ,eas~ to see why the readers of release his long-awaited debut album on Virgin Records, entitled "High Guitar magazme have voted him Hat." I, too, admit waiting for the album's release with bated breath, an­ Ii Player Of The Year five times. --:::::::::~=-::~ ticipating marvelous things from the combination of George with the ----~~~Store white-hot production team of Gene Griffin and Teddy Riley. I, unfor­ X.M.D. clothes, records, tunately, came away disappointed.. There are two reasons for my disappointment. The first has to do with books, luggage-·· yo~ name it George himself. George's 'Vocals are no where near as effective as I· remember them while he was with'"Culture Club. Something has definitely been lost over the past few years, and if you listen very closely with a good • Six convenient locations throughout pair of headphones, you will find that George's voice receives considerable \ - ·••••~2 Manhattan: ;x·~·· and noticeable assistance by studio outboard gear and gimmickry. He is • Downtown - Midtown - Uptown also flat in a few spots, most noticeably on the ballads like "I'm Not Sleep­ J ing Anymore." The second reason for my disappointment is laid at the • feet of producers Riley and Griffin. Instead of writing and composing for • Free use of rolling stairs (which hold the artist, they try to fit George into the retro-funk idiom they have utilized up to 2,000 Ibs) - every time you visit for such artists as AJ B, Sure!, Bobby Brown, and Keith Sweat. It just does not work here. George's performances reflect his unfamiliarity with the ter­ • Smaller and larger lockers and full rain, leaving his audience uninspired, The album does have some high moments. ~ 'Whether They Like It Or rooms available Not" is more in the Boy George mode, even though the song is really a Teddy Riley retro-funk special. "You Found Another Guy" is very funky ... and should work both on radio and in the clubs, even though it is a bit dif­ ficult for me to envision Boy George talking about his girl finding another I guy given his penchant for drag. The most effective track on the album is the. rocking "Kipsy." This might be the alburn 's most successful track, given the streets' adoption of reggae. Had the album stayed in a vain I I similar to this, it would have been a slammer, worth at least a TITY2. I The big problem here is the standards both George and the RileyIGriffin i team have set for themselves in previous work. IfI knew that both were not capable of better, the album would definitely been rated higher. As it stands p though, the parts are definitely greater than the whole. X.M.D. I------=-==:=== I 0**

I .._ ...__...... _ ...... _ ...... _...... __...... IIIlliIIII...... ~ _ WISTER PEOPLE. Kurt Russell K~lly McGillis, Lloyd Bridges~ ~ Dif"~ed-by -Ted Kottheff. -RlInning ceu.:E-GE --. _·SPEE£-H DEPT TOUCH t Time: t 10 minutes. Rated PG-13. BARU6H PR€S6rFS Sarah Mcl.achlan I I Arista 1------RATING: TITI/:! Thi~ album ~erved as another reminder that one should never approach INC art with negative preconceptions. And make no mistake about it: this album is art. McLachlan, classically-trained guitarist and a native of - o-p. . Halifax, Nova Scotia, has graced Aristas records vaults with an engaging I debut in "Touch." . - I McLachlan wrote or co-wrote all of the selections on "Touch," an 1 am~ng feat considering this was her first attempt ever at songwriting. In ... ~o addition her strong songwriting skills, her instrumental proficiency is I ONE-ACT P-.. clearly evident, as she handles the acoustic, classical, and 12-string guitars (as well as various keyboards) with surprising facility, Her considerable vocal training is also obvious, as her voice caresses each song with the soft­ ness of silk. My favorites are "Out Of The Shadows," "Strange World," and the ballad "Sad Gown." Mcl.achlan's vocals remind me of a lighter. more ethereal Phoebe Snow. Whereas Snow is primarily a fine vocalist, McLachlan combines her vocal ,. ability with a considerable ability for being a complete musician, deserving tt~wp, of all the accolades her considerable talent will bring her. Those accolades • should become volumnious. K.M.D. .• I HrS SPELL .... Deon Es/us rrON ~ON MikaIPolygram RATING: 'ITT r------~ Kurt Russe! to fall right Many people unfamiliar with the music industry will look at Deon Estus' manages into the middle of this feud when he debut album and wonder aloud, "Where in the world did he come from?" THE GOLDEN WIRE Those same people will be equally surprised to know that Estus has been in Andy Summers takes refuge in Collie's home fonowing the breakdown of his car. the music industry for quite some time, starting as the bassist for the U.K. Private Music As expected Collie and Russell, who supergroup Wham! During his tenure with Wham!,· and after their subse­ RATING: 1TT IN. THE STUl:>IO THEATRE "11 LEX RM911 quent disbandment, Estus fostered a very close personal relationship with portrays Wayland Jackson, fall in love. George Mithael. This friendship helped to foster what I, and many others, '.'~thereal" probably describe Andy Summers' Private Music debut. expect will be a lWIg, and prosperous solo career. Estus' album, despite the This IS the first work ofSummers' that I have heardsince the disbanding of Perhaps the saddest part of this assistance of Mr ."ldichael, is undoubtedly his; he wrote or co-wrote all but The Police. Like his former bandmates, Summers more than holds his own movie is the misuse of talent. Kelly 10-13 8 . MAY 132.PM. mat. one of uSpell's". eight tracks, played keyboards on most," and sang lead as a solo artist. M~Gillis, Kurt Russell, and Lloyd and background on all. Of particular interest are "Me Or The Rumors" (I Summers' project is an effective cross between traditional, acoustic in­ Bridges are all major stars who prefer the Jellybean Benitez remix to the version Michael offers) "Love st~~ments ~Ji more modern, technologically advanced instruments. He waste away in a slow-moving Can't Wait," and the title track. My favorite is "Heaven Help Me " co- utilizes a drum machine on the majorityof the album's tracks but the pro­ "snoozer" of a movie. TICKETS $4.°° BoX OFFICE OPENS written and -sung by Michael, and wonderfully based by Estus. ' gramming is far from mundane. Summers also uses the Synclavier . r,, keyboard extensively on this projeet; the Synclavier is perhaps the most ad­ Lisa Cermak' In an age where mediocracy is the norm, it is refreshing to know we can I vanced keyboard/music workstation on the market today. The album, turn to refreshing artists like Deon Estus for solid, enjoyable, inoffensive I THUR. APR1L 21 IN zs: LOBBY however, retains a warm, human feel to it through its use of instruments (Continued on Page BI6) music. 1 predict that this is not the last you will bear of him. K I .M.D. like the oboe, banjo, acoustic guitar, and wooden flute . , . . , • ~ 6 • . : ' c. .. . . ,... - ~ ...... - ~ ... ~'--'--" -----.-...."-_ ...... ~~~------~--~---- \ .... ~~. -" . .- -.

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DREAM TEAM. Michael Keaton, Christopher Lloyd, Peter Boyle, Stephen Furst. Directed by Howard Zieff. Running Time: 1 hour 53 Higher Education Offering minutes. Rated PG-13. •••

IPart #61791471 mercial jingles. Finally, the doctor finds Jack, who thinks he is God. He "The balls of you to think that I .has decided that clothing is too earthly for him, and is parading around someone would actually make a real Personal System/2 Model 301286 naked. A very stern looking nurse manages to get him into a robe for his world buying decision based on I session. Doctor Sikorsky tries to .maintain order in the meeting room, when your petty putrid pathetic column! ! 1MB RAM 80286 Processor 1 Billy bursts in, ~y throwing a chair into the Window. Billy quickly shows the Let me tell you something, mister! I ; .~ doctor that there will be no order. That's when Doctor Weitzman comes in wouldn't make a nine eent buying 1.44 MB Disk Drive and orders Doctor Sikorsky, now known as Harry, to take his seat among .decision based on your ailly I 20 MB Fixed Disk, 10 MHz "--- the rest of the group, otherwise 'known as The Dream Team. thrusting advice!" I Any movie that is going to handle an issue as controversial as mental il­ SHrink! Shrink! shrink... I 8513 VGA Color Display lness is taking a risk. The Dream Team was a successful endeavor. It is a "You got balls, paddy boy, let I story about four schizophrenics taken on a field trip to a Yankee game by IBM Mouse DOS 4.0 ;: ::- me tell you! Boy do you got balls! . ! their group therapist. Previous to their departure the audience learns kthat You got 'em this big!" this group has been taken off their medication and are being treated by Microsoft-Word 4.0 group therapy. The only problem is that every member of the group hates !POOF! I each other. But this brave, young, idealistic doctor convinces his superiors Microsoft Windows 286 to let him take them out for an afternoon, "After all", he says, "They wi1l "Explain," I said. But my voice hDCtrn Windows Express probably never be able to leave this institution." Finally, he gets permis­ was gone. She seemed to hear my sion. question, nonetheless, Perhaps she instinctively knew how to read lips. This leads to an exciting, often unbelievable adventure, that begins with First, we meet Billy. A young man with a history of violence and playing the group chanting «Hit the Road, Jack"is a little tour bus on their way to "The controversy is that," she save 46% ping-pong with a catatonic. He is reminded of his group therapy meeting by the Big Apple. Somewhere around 48th Street, Albert gets the message began, "thestereo difference, simp­ Doctor Sikorsky. Next, Albert. The doctor attempts to coax him to the across that he has to go to the bathroom, in a big way! With no other lyput, is quite non-existent. Been meeting, which means tearing him away from the television set. Albert's choice, Dr. Weitzman pulls into a gas station where the bathroom is lock­ dead for over four years, as a mat­ only words are those he has heard from announcers, sportscasters, or com- ed, and leaves three patients unattended, as he takes Albert into a deserted ter of fact. Page 69 of the January Special Promotion Price: $2,399 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~alley.~enthedoctorturnshisbackto~ve~bertsomeprivacy,Alliert 1985 issue of your beloved Stereo scampers away. Several minutes later, when the doctor finds that Albert Review has stated specificaly that has gone, he begins to search for him. He enters a deserted old warehouse no one on earth can tell the dif­ and witnesses two men shooting another man. He runs, but they see him ference between an $8,000 CD and COLLEGE REUNION first, and beat the hell out of him. Albert witnesses this, but returns to the a $100 CD. So what's the use, little Part#61··79148 fpm-t#6119149-1 van and says nothingyasusual. The four men sit there until-dark, before paddy boy?- What;s the realizing that the doctor is not coming back. One bv one they leave each blasphemous bowl-scrubbing use of other and make their way through the city. it all? The stereo issue," she said, Personal System/2 Model SO Personal System/2 Model 70 June 17: Baruch Billy (portrayed by Michael Keaton) is the first to leave, finding his way "is dead." to a bar where his old girlfriend works as a waitress. When a customer con­ 1MB RAM 80286 Processor 2MB RAM 80386 Processor tinually bothers her, Billy lends a "helping hand". there's no fooling her but i hear a longing lament come through as the When Jack (Peter Boyle) hits the streets ofNew York, he finds a Chris­ 1.44 MB Disk Drive 1.44 MB Disk Drive last rays of the sun sink below the SATURDAY tian prayer meeting, where despite noticeable differences, he fits right in west the day is dying and i think of 60 MB Fixed Disk, 16MHz NIGHT until he finds his way to the alter and shows the congregation what the 30 MB Fixed Disk, 10MHz ,. - the phantom michael crawford that Lord means to him! FREE superstar of andrew lloyd weber 8513 VGA Color Display 8513 VGA Color Display ADMISSION Henry (Christopher Lloyd) is the next to go, but only to find the others, who sings a song of the night about with College I. D. and keep things orderly. In addition to delusions of grandeur, Henry is an a masquerade where people come to IBM Mouse DOS 4.0 IBM Mouse DOS 4."0 and proof of obsessive/compulsive about neatness. Before leaving, he warns Albert not fancy palaces in their paper faces on 21 Years of Age. to go anywhere. a friday parade i know too we all Microsoft-Word 4.0 Microsoft-Word 4.0 College Alumni .That warning does not sit well with Albert (Stephen Furst) and he begins hide our faces behind a made up Microsoft Windows 386 I.D. Accepted. to wander. He goes as far as the first television, in the window of the store, paper mask so that the world will Microsoft Windows 286 where he catches part ofa Yankee game he's been missing. As he begins to never find us crawford then says as Microsoft Excel Version 2. 1 Microsoft Excel Version 2.1 rattle the stats of the player at bat, he is greeted by an average, everyday the woman he loves gives back his New Yorker, who sends him fleeing back to the van. ring because she is already engaged hDCcm Windows Express hDCcm Windows Express By the time Henry has rounded up Billy and Jack, and the three return to to Raoul the vicomte de chagny he the van, it is being towed away, with Albert inside! Billy manages to get says to her in the most tender voice i him out by throwing Henry and Jack in front of the tow truck. Through lit­ ever heard in all my life he says to save 54% save 50% 111" tle bits and pieces of information, Billy learns from Albert that the doctor her christine i melismatic you was taken in the arnbulence. Now this crew sets to the streets of New York (I look up. Hazy confusion. Blur­ to find their doctor, and get back horne. red vision. In the distance, I make Special Promotion Price: $2,799 SpecialPromotion Price: $4,44 Any movie starring both Michael Keaton and Christopher Lloyd has to out her motor running, the same be good, and The Dream Team was. It is a movie worth seeing only for the rhythm rising and falling. Now ris­ fabulous acting jobs of these two brilliant comedic actors, as well as the ing. Now falling. Now rising again. others. All of the performances were very realistic and true to character. But for me it shall never again. BARUCH COLLEGE My only complaint with this movie is the vagueness of what was wrong with Never.r ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~thesepatients. Theyaiec~led "sc~ophrenic", but Billy is more of an anti­ Discountsfor Students, Faculty, and Staff OSCAR ODnS AND ENDS (Continued from Page Hll ) social personality,· The film may have been slightly more realistic has the I. groped in an utter and writers done a little more homework and research on symptoms ofdifferent miasmatic darkness to find my BEST AND ONLY BLACK types of schizophrenia. However, the film may have become too real to be voice, "Wait wait!" I said. PRESENTERS· Sammy Davis JR and Gregory Hines. funny, .. And it was funny, "What's your name?" BEST GRIN BY A Bruce Willis, who walked on stage with Lisa Cermak PRESENTER· wife Demi Moore witll a "cat that just (Your name. Your name.) AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY WITH PRE-LOADED SOFTWARE swallowed the canary" type grin. PERSON AT THE OSCARS inquire at ECC Microcomputer Lab WHO SHOULD NEVER GET Stark A RECORDING CONTRACT· Rob Lowe, who sang like hell during sional advice, like Stereo Review or 135 E. 24th St., Room 343· that morbid opening number. Audio magazine! Not" for your THE HONORARY "NERYE" AUDIO cheap rotten amateur toilet paper or call Alyssa Domershick at 212-725-3264 AWARD· Alan Carr, producer of the Oscars, who (Continued from Page BlJ) scribblings! Fit for baby wipes and used Walt Disney's "Snow White" flushing! " "If someone really wanted to I• character in that absolutely demeaning know these things, she'd put a no i beg you no stop please ms display of sap they call an opening • crowbar in her purse and shell out krueger where's freddie no it's go­ number without acquiring the proper two bucks and a half for profes- ing smaller and smaller and permission from Disney executives. X.M.D• ...... ".'- .. ,.:" ",. , . ;:. I, ... 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t-U TTut b,--.--IJ \I 'fov FAc.e ~ PUCK YOU And Other Sport Thoughts I I The r-JGREVI t:t4T5 o r= PiE By MICKEY KRAMER Honorable Mention: Tony - Wallach is a top third sacker who Moseby (1,375,00) and Jesse Bar­ Now Gwynn, Tony Fernandez, Gary should at least make what Carney field (l,300,000) for a total of 4.575 Mic's Gaetti . ~ Picks: (1.2) Lansford is making. Whitt mil. The Mets- only against lef­ Funny 5TILL' LAUGH The five most overpaid IfI Were a Rich Man- There are should easily DoE ':>N'T baseball make more than Rich ties, since Wilson platoons- have millionares 106 Maj or Leaguers making bet­ <-(IT MA TTf:t< : (1.1) Gedman. O'Brien is solid. His McReynolds, Wilson and \ '.JHO 1-Bruce Sutter, ween one- million and Orel Her­ numbers compare {pLeA~G D ONIT Braves: quite favorable Strawberry making a combined DOES-NT IHf(£'1.1j \ 1,729,670 shiser's $2,766,667 this season. to Alvin \,NoR.RY .A,€>ov~ (1.2) Davis. And he's a 4.386 for the 1989 season. Mft...lTGR -H~/ The Defense Rests-Only ~Ir=j w l-i 0 IN «.;:;. w 2-Steve Trout, Mariners: four much better fielder. Dunston is go­ Chris 'trJ to{ 0 THo«. cW second basemen Berman is basebaus File I~E fiG) $1,090,000 (Frank White, ing to be great, but right now he TME PIE.) nickname master. The ESPN wiz 3-Rafael Steve Sax, Lou Whitaker and Julio should at Ramirez, Astros: least be putting Ramirez's has come up with his early $1,000,000 Franco) and si x shortstops 1 mil in his AH­ pocket. Sandberg was Nickname team. By position: 4-Rick Sutcliffe, (Ramirez, Fernandez, Trammell, recently given Cubs: an extension which C- Tony- Gala) Pena: 1B- Eddie $2,340,000 Scott Fletcher, Owe Smith and ·'·puts him in ' the high class. Lemon (Eat, Drink And Be) Murray; Bretus, by Christopher 5-Ed Alfredo Griffen) make more than a has been a Ant Philosopher Just Weird A. Ward & Glen J. Spangler Whitson, Padres: proven commodity for 2B:Steve (Alto) Sax; SS- (Fettucini) $1,000,000 mil in '89. so long. He Fisk: A barpin. can flat out play the Alf~edo Griffin; 3B- Jim (Hound Comments: Park Avenue Mets- Darryl game. Sutter signed his Dog) Presley; LF- George (Taco) multi-million I-Alan Trammeu, Tigers: Strawberry is the SIXTH highest The million dollar contract in dollar outfields­ Bell; CF- Oddibe (Young Again) $1,100,000 paid Met. He trails Doc Gooden The e.~Q 1983 and soon hurt his arm. Trout? Toronto Blue Jays and the New McDowell; RF- John K€JI,1 \ ~ 2-Robin Yount, Brewers: (2.4), Carter (2.1), Keith (I Am Not A) -r- A 500 pitcher when the Cubs made Hernandez York Mets are the only tearns with Kruk ; $1.150,000 (2 mil), Kevin SP- Bert (Be Home) .. " him a rich guy. And you McReynolds (1.9) three outfielders making remember 3- over a Blyleven; RP- Jay (Thurston B.) AI;JT what happened when Dwight Evens, Red Sox: and Ron Dailing (l.5). Mookie million dollars in 1989. OV(.!L -n LL.. he came to the . $1,100,000 The Jays Howell. Wilson checks in at a took Yankees. There are seven short­ cool million have George Bell (l ,900,(00), Loyd My Team: C- 4-Carlton Fisk, White bucks. Damon (Blue) Ber­ stops better than Ramirez; in the Sox: ryhill; lB-Sid $1.200,000 The (Fill it to the) Bream; i/-f£ FA-T t-A-D)/ National League alone. Enough ten best players (with at least 2B- Wally (Get out 5-Darryl Strawberry, five years offmy) Backman; SS­ said. Sutcliffe broke the bank Mets: experience) not making a with $1,420,000 Greg Gagne (with a spoon); 3B­ one great year. He's good. million or more in 1989: In no par­ WA-L-kS but not Comments: Randy (Ever) Ready; LF- Barry that that good. Whitson Trammell is a 12 year ticular order. was paid a vet who (U.S.) Bonds; CF-Dion (and the -for fortune by has gotten better with age. I-Tim Wallach, Expos the Fat Man, yet has Belmonts) James; RF- Ruben Sierra NEVER Should be a two-million dollar 2-Hubie Brooks, Expos been more than a decent (Madre); SD- Doyle (Brandy) Alex­ hurler. man. Yount is a 14 year man, who 3-Johnny Ray, Angels mi5)ecxJI~ ander; RP- Eric (Ker) Plunk; has proven to be one of baseball's 4-Ernie Whitt, Blue Jays PH­ Dishonorable Mention: Jim (Hair)' Dwyer Gary best. Evans is similar to Trammell. 5-Charlie Hough, Rangers Carter (and I .like the The Reserves: guy), Willie He's still awesome. Fisk is a great 6-Bob Boone, Angels Hernandez, Mike Steve Curry (Chicken), Kevin Witt and Keith catcher at 40 years old. That in 7-Pete O'Brien, Indians /ab elf Moreland. itself Romine (Empire), Steve Trout (To makes him a bargain. t.. Yes, 8-Shawon Dunston, Cubs .~~~,.: The five most underpaid baseball lunch), Manny (Kingston) Trillo. Darryl is underpaid. He'll get three­ 9- Ryne Sandberg. Cubs , \ rnillionares: ~" Julio (Let's be) Franco. million a year soon enough. 10- Chet Lemon, Tigers ..;":. Dickie il.l~..·.· (Mara) Thon. Yoaat: One of ....etbaII·s best.

Madness goaltenders. I'll take Patrick Roy shot the puck into an empty net in and Brian Hayward (of Montreal) game 6. He is the only goalie to ever (Continued from Page 820) any day. score a playoff goal. Hextall, along Goaltending Edge: Montreal with Billy Smith. I~t'~jstt'r :'\'0\\' with Rj~-h<1rd share the distinc­ rJt.'rl'n Per ...onru-l f\)r surnrncr l'I11~'!'\\ m.-ri: Coaching Edge: Montea1 tUm-,.of.·sc~'a-g6af-·dttl~r-1':-­ dod ,~rt· CA11PAJ dldn\.'t>" "PU wo,,'t '\'J GJ'J stc J nv valuable earn in~ t i I1W .... l·,~ nh \'1:: h'" d lOP tnt urnmer. regular season game.: In order for " . ( CO(111EI~T to lose. Offensive Edge: Boston ... Defen­ the Flyers to \II "ttlll' .... 1-. Iii Ill't·dt.'d in,llIJIT1~ I\"PIT1~. -: win they need to hit rl'(L'ptlPn, \\\lrJ f)r"ll"I!'C: , . h\\·~\rl)~Ir;~ ­ Goaltending Edge: sive Edge: Montreal .... l,,: t.. \..It... rll....-,)l i n l\)t~ anything in a Penguins uniform. ... d murc. Even ...Coaching Edge: Calgary Goal t endi ng Edge: Even .,. Special Teams: Montreal ".. In­ Coaching Edge: Even Offensive Edge: L.A. '" Defensive tangibles: Even Edge: Calgary Offensive Edge: Pittsburgh \\l)rl-. ,1 morruru; . ,1 Dd\. .~ \\L·t.:I-.. -Vn Entire '-.umrllt" ,1-- .lr~ \:~:'l' Prediction: The best thing n-rnpor.rrv ,It dnl' It \ IU for Defensive Edge: Philly \ r cl ient ,'lIm p,l nil''"' 111 Publi .... h: n~. Fd .... h Icl n \ It-J Ll IT1~. Special Teams: Even, Boston to do is throw ·\d\t·rtl .... I'ubli~ RL'I.lIIPrb l.ntert.u n mcnt. ... Intangibles: in the white ,1nJ 1l1.1m \lthl'r h'id-- L.A. flag. The Bruins don't have a Special Teams: Philadelphia ... In­ prayer. Patrick Roy will be the big tangibles: Pittsburgh Prediction: Two superpowers go­ story as he will stymie Boston. The ing head to head. The key to the Canadiens cakewalk to the finals (;d .... tarred lit Prediction: Both teams can score In oru- rnanv t"',llmg !1t'lJ.., pttl'rl'd continue series will be goaltending. Both as Boston will go down in goals and both teams can prevent let Richard Deren Personnel go to ~ work for YOU! Hrudeyand Vernon are super. Ex­ no more than five games. goals. The Flyers use their physical pect L.A.'s offense to be silenced a ability to make up for talent. AT NO FEE ,HE PO" TJ~OT bit by Calgary's defense. However, Patrick Division However, you can only hit what L.A. has too many weapons which you can catch. The Flyers are tired cannot always be stopped. After (2) Pittsburgh Penguins and the Penguins are well rested. knocking vs. (4) off the champs. L.A. is Philadelphia Flyers Expect Mario to explode! Penguins ready and will extinguish the Flames in 6. in 6 games. Mario Lemieux's playoff debut Well, there you have it. Will the wasn't personally productive, but semi-finals be Pittsburgh vs. Mon­ Prince of Wales Conference while the Rangers were keying on treal and Los Angeles vs. Chicago? Adams Division Mario, the other Penguin players Who knows? This is the playoffs. WE NEED rACES were to much for the unemotional And, as history has shown, (l) Montreal Canadiens vs, (2) team from New York. With Phi! anything is possible in the playoffs. Boston Bruins Esposito behind the bench, the Always a great series. Last season Penguins walked all over the Boston beat Montreal for the first Rangers. Their biggest surprise was time in the playoffs SUMMER IN EUROPE FROM in over 40 years. their defense.and goaltending. Dur­ Their streak will end at one. Mon­ ing the regular season, Pittsburgh $249 treal, although sweeping Hartford gave up over. 5 goals a game. each way on discounted in 4 games, struggled a bit in the Against the Rangers, they gave up a scheduled first round airlines to Europe as the final 2 games were little over 2 goals a game. Besides won in from New York. overtime. The Canadiens are the Penguins swarming defense, still the strongest Call (800) 325-2222. team in the Wales goaltender Tom Barrasso was spec­ FOR UPCOMING: Conference. 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By MICKEY KRAMER an award for that. Dennis Valsamedis rolled the highest game Two unknown champions. of the year,· with a Pro-Bowlers Baruch's men's and women's Tour-like 270. bowling teams won their respective The ladies finished with a fine divisions. The men finished with a record of 11-5. They were led bytbe record of 16-6. They ended the phenomenal Sakena Parker. She season with a .684 winning percen­ had the league's best average, the _ tage. Four men finished in the top highest series, the highest game and nine in the conference. Frank had the best winning percentage. (Jomu.1ed-tRe way with an- a¥eFa~ She was- voted the -M·.-¥-:P~-the- _. --.--­ of t 81. Douglas Tong was fifth in teague. She roHed a -164 "average. the conference with a 178. Tong Laura Reisman, with an average of and Gomez made the All­ 153, finished third in the con- Conference Team. Joon Kang and ference. Hanney Gee were both members of Both teams were coached by the 2nd All-Conference Team. Doug York, who for the first time Tong also finished with the highest in his career coached the duel­ Scheer Madness! three-same series (654) and received winners.

By STEVEN SCHEER exceptional fashion. The hero was areas but the playoffs are totally Alain Chevrier, the ex- New Jersey different. The upstart Vancouver Devil goaltender, who has traveled Canucks shocked many experts Ding! Ding! Ding! Round one is a lot this season. Chevy almost when they forced a seventh and over! The first round of the Na­ single-handedly led Chicago to the deciding game in Calgary. In that tional Hockey League (NHL) win, as he made some great saves in game the players pushed themselves playoffs has finally come to an end. crucial situations. Detroit, who to the limit. Calgary outshot Van­ As usual, the first round provided hadn't won at Chicago all season, couver 49 to 45. Mike Vernon and cood, exciting hockey. 'With a few proved that anything's possible in Kirk McLean were almost surprises. Below is a preview of the this excuse for a division, as Detroit unbeatable. Vancouver could have four division finals which began on lost all three of their games at won the game four times in over­ April 17 : Chicago Stadium in the playoffs. time alone, but Vernon didn't let Goaltending Edge: Chicago ­ anything in. The overtime goal by Campbell Conference - ~ orris Coaching Edge: Chicago big Joel Otto was a cheap goal that Division hit off of his skate and went in the Offensive Edge: St. Louis - Defen­ net. Hats off to Vancouver! (2) St. Louis Blues vs , (4) sive Edge: 5t. Louis Chicago Blackhawks Los Angeles was arso pushed to seven games by defending cham­ On the surface this doesn't look Special Teams Edge: Chicago - In­ pion Edmonton. L. A. was also .ike a very exciting rnatchup, but tangibles: Chicago both of these teams played excellent down 3 games to 1 but fought back to win the next three games. The first round series'. St. Louis totally Prediction: St. Louis is coming off heroes, goalie Kelly Hrudey and outplayed Minnesota by using its of a five game win over a by far Chris Kontos (who?) Kontos came younger players. Brett Hull played more inferior opponent in Min­ to L.A. right before the playoffs superbly and got the game winning nesota. Chicago's great goalten­ from Switzerland and led all players goal in overtime of game one. ding, inner drive and loud fan sup­ with 8 goals. Hrudey was just a Goaltender Greg Millen showed port at home will lead them to a six stone wall at times, bailing out a that he still can come up big under game win. pressure, although Minnesota weak defense. Edmonton counter­ part Grant Fuhr, who has four didn't test him very much. Smytbe Division Chicago, on the other hand. had Stanley cup rings, also played magnificently, getting a shutout in its hands full against division win­ (1) Calgary Flames vs. (2) Los game three. But Wayne Gretzky (3 ner Detroit. The Hawks, who clin­ Angeles Kings goals), Bernie Nicholls, Steve ched a playoff spot on the final day What a division! Both semi­ Duschene etc. were too determined of the season, were involved in a final matches were some of the grueling and action-packed six best played hockey anywhere. game series. On paper, Detroit had Calgary was the regular season See Page 819 a win, but hockey is played on the champions and Vancouver finished ice, and Chicago poured aU of their 43 points behind them. The Flames encQy into this series and won in were by far the better team in all 1 J