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Vol. 113 No. 40 Student Center, University of Delaware, Newark, Delaware 19716 Tuesday, October 6, 1987 Jones names -new V .P. by Dave Urbanski operations at Management Informa~ frame begun in 1984 would not be com­ tion Services, the duty presently handl­ pleted on time. Executive Editor ed by Dr. L. Leon Campbell, provost "President Jones has an outside con­ President Russel C. Jones named and vice president for academic sultant looking at the way things are former Boston University colleague affairs. going at MIS," Hollowell said. "We David Hollowell as senior vice presi­ Campbell- who is in New York Ci­ want to see if the [conversion] can be dent for administration at the Univer­ ty until Thursday- and MIS Director completed within the time frame." sity of Delaware Monday, creating John Marrazzo were both unavailable Hollowell said he and Jones discuss­ another high-level position and filling for comment. ed the move from BU "after his ap­ "a hole in the organization," Jones Hollowell said "several vice pointment" in January, and "serious said. · presidents" told him they "weren't get­ discussions" began in July. Hollowell Hollowell, 40, who is BU's vice presi­ ting enough administrative support has visited the university four times dent for administration, will begin his from MIS" and were also concerned and will visit again later this month for duties Jan. 1 and said he will im- · the five-year projected conversion Jones' inaug_~ration ceremony. mediately begin overseeing most of the from the Burroughs to the IBM Main- continued to page 14 David Hollowell City police imp~eme t special unit Main Street 'main beat' for eight-man sq_uad . . by Ted Spiker Street anaits surroun~ng side streets than anythmg else Staff Reporter since he became the chief of An eight-member Newark police in late August. Police "tactical" unit began He said most complaints patrolling Main Street Thurs- arise from vulgar language day night- both in patrol cars and rowdy behavior on weekends, although the pro­ blems are not limited to those nights. He cited the shooting near the Stone Balloon on SPECIAL TO THE REVI Fox Tuesday, Sept. 14 as an Hard to swallow - Laura Domnick sheds some tears after Delaware's field hOckey squad example. lost 2-1 to the 12th-ranked Maryland Terrapins Thursday. The department "is not go­ ing to tolerate" the problems on Main Street, such as disorderly conduct and Abortioii protest staged urinating on public grounds, he said. Rather than waiting for peo­ at Christiana Hospital ,ple to contact police, he ex­ "plained, the unit provides the by Kathleen Clark The pro-choice university you don't feellike having them advantage of responding to Staff Reporter group, Women Working for around!" problems as they arise. Change (WWC), counter­ According to · CAC Board The foot patrol, for example, There were cries of opposi­ protested with 17 participants. President Bruce Howes, the tion from pro-life and pro­ will enable face-to-face in­ The protest Saturday was purpose of the protest was "to teraction with the people on choice groups during a heated non-violent with only verbal embarrass the medical center anti-abortion protest in front of Main Street, he said. hostilities exchanged between so they will change their policy Norm .Gershman, of Ger­ Christiana Hospital Saturday groups. on abortion." morning. shman's clothing store at 168 WWC members chanted, The Christiana Hospital is E. Main St., said that the The rally attracted over 300 "Women have the right to not legally obligated by the pro-lifers representing the police presence will deter choose. It's all right. We will state to perform abortions, crime and make the streets Third Annual Pastor's Protest not lose." however, they choose to do so more secure, adding that Against Abortion, sponsored "Abortion is murder!" an on their own accord, Howes by the local chapter of the whenever police are visible, it angry pro-lifer shouted at the said. is an advantage. Christian Action Council pro-choice group. ''You can't

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• ------·October 6, 1987 • The Review • Page 3 Coast Day Air pollution cited as possible dolphin killer by Michael Andres effect," said Schoelkopf. . breath for 3 to 5 minutes, which is sufficient time to burn News Features Editor The lesions were not respon­ sible for the dolphins' deaths, membrane in the lung and A possible cause of death of he explained. · cause fluid build-up, he said. the more than 400 dolphins "The most common thing "This has not been confirm­ which washed up on some we saw and what was listed as ed," stressed Schoelkopf, "it's East Coast beaches this sum­ the cause of death of the something we've been working mer was toxins which they animals was the pneumonia on trying, to get documented, were breathing, said Bob we saw in the lungs," he said. but right now it's the closest Schoelkopf, founding director "All the lungs were bright we can come to what initiated of the New Jersey Marine red," he said, adding, "when the viral infections. Mammal Stranding Center. we opened them up they all "I'm not saying pollution is had fluid in them." a problem, but I think it's very see related story p.l3 He explained these findings unrealistic to say it isn't a pro­ caused researchers to wonder blem without testing for it." Only about 10 percent of if ''[the dolphins] came in con­ Schoelkopf said he hopes the animals that die wash up on tact with something in the air meteorological and oceanic the beaches, said Schoelkopf in that burned their lungs." conditions combined with the his Sunday lecture at Coast This year, New Jersey had waste to create a one-time­ Day. The rest of the animals the highest ozone level since only condition. decay, sink or are eaten by testing began in 1981, said Schoelkopf pointed to a slide sharks, he said. Schoelkopf, stressing that the projection of a dead, sand­ In the case of the dolphins, ozone is not only in the upper covered dolphin lying on the he added, less than 25 percent atmosphere. beach in front of some board­ of the dolphins that died were The ozone was created by walk rides. washed ashore. mechanical transmissions "Unfortunately, this seems Many of the dolphins which from cars and buses, he said. to be what everybody will washed ashore were covered This summer, Schoelkopf remember about the beaches with lesions which were trig­ explained, New Jersey coastal from the Jersey coast to gered by a weak immune parkways had 34 to 37 mile Delaware and Virginia from system. traffic jams, which hasn't hap­ the summer of '87," he said. " It's actually called a pox pened in years. " [We won 't remember] the virus," he said. "It's similar to New Jersey also had its fun and games in the water, chicken pox, but it's not highest reported incidence of the swimming, but what we necessarily a fatal problem." respiratory distresses, he saw on the beach when we got Schoelkopf explained the le­ added. there," concluded Schoelkopf. sions were uncommonly bad, " It seems to be a very pro­ "Hopefully, this won't be as he showed slides of dolphins bable cause that these animals repeated with black, scab-like lesions on did inhale something that many parts of their bodies, would be toxic to the lung, especially the mouth, blowhole such as ozone," lie said. and fins . Schoelkopf explained that " You can see you wouldn't people are not as severely af­ be able to live a very long time fected becaus~ their lungs are with this type of problem if you already scarred from every­ had it," he said. day smoke. "Something was triggering People also inhale and ex­ this, but to this day we do not hale which limits the lungs ex­ know what caused the posure to toxins, he said. bacterias and viruses to take Dolphins often hold their - ' ... ·, ·.., .. I I . '

Page 4 • The Review • Ocfober6, !987~------iiiiiiii...... ,.....,...... , ...... _....,..;,;.;,;;....;;.;..;;,;.;-;.o;;.;;.....;...... ,;,o...., _____ .....; ____ _ State to begin drug testing on criminais Washington D.C., he said. Corrections, said that the state ment, but will not go for help across the country and found by Jennifer Rogers "I think we are going to get has been testing inmates for voluntarily. to be effective. Staff Reporter good information as to 'the ex- drug abuse for years, but the The Department of Correc­ tent of the drug problem in single difference in the pilot "When they are coerced in­ He explained that efforts t ions will be conducting a pilot Delaware," he said. testing program is that now to it, a good many respond," have already been made in drug screening program for The information, gathered anyone passing through he said. Delaware to help alleviate criminal suspects and drug through urine tests, will deter- Gander Hill Prison will be drug abuse among criminals. users on probation, according mine whether users will have . tested. Inciardi said that more and more people coming into con­ For example, Governor Cas­ to Joe Paesani, head of pre­ to go into a supervised pro- . In the past, he explained, on­ tle's Sentencing Accountabilty trial services. gram such as treatment or ly those criminals passing in tact with the criminal justice system are under the influence Committee has recently pro­ Paesani said that the testing counseling, but will not be us- and out of the prison on proba- vided drug rehabilitation pro­ program will be based at ed at trial, he explained. tion were tested. of drugs and that the state's proposed program is "pro­ grams for criminal drug Gander Hill Prison in Wilm­ He said the goal of the drug ·"It's too early to tell what users, he sa~d .. ington and will target drugs screening process is to lower the impact will be, but at least bably a good step if done cor­ such as heroin, methadone, the re-arrest rate among drug we have money to establish a rectly." Hyan said that a link bet­ amphetamines and PCP. users along with the number of program that is larger than ween crime and drugs is The screening process, those who fail to appear in anything in the past," he said. He explained that the drug almost always expected when which will be funded by the court. Dr. James Inciardi, director screening process itself is examining a new case file. federal government as a one "If they're using drugs, of the Criminal Justice "really nothing new'" as year test project, is an attempt they'll get help," he said. Department at the university, similar testing has been con- "Very few crimes are com- to duplicate similar programs Pat Ryan, acting bureau explained that there are a lot ducted sporadically over the mitted without drugs or in New York City and chief of the Department of of people who need drug treat- ~p.;.a.;.st...;.2.;.0.;Y;.;e.;.a.;.rs.-.i.n.oo..t-.he,.r;...;c.-it,..ie,.s...,.a_lc.o_h_o_l_in_v_o_lv.e.d..;,'.".h.e.s.a.id•. ,...... police implement new unit · Review photographers continued from page 1 Patrick Lee

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INFORMATION TABLE: 10 AM - 2 PM Concourse SENIOR INTERVIEWS: October 22 - 23 Slg1 up today at Career Plamlng & Placement Raub Hal _Male e~poses self Towers Saturday night, heard a noise to a win­ lege student, was estimated at A 21-year-old male non­ University Police said. dow opening in the bedroom. $100, police said. student was arrested on .Burglars caught According to police, an charges of indecent exposure unknown person pushed the Laundry stolen Three non-students were ar­ window open but did not enter. A laundry basket and its outside the Christiana Com­ rested for burglary in a mon~ on Saturday night, -Car recovered contents, valued at over $200, University Police said. Russell residence hall Satur­ was stolen from the Country Read Lauer's day afternoon, University Delaware State Police Maid Launderette in the Col­ $120 detector stolen Police said. recovered a stolen gray Maz­ Logic every According to police, a resi­ da RX7 belonging to a male lege Square Shopping Center 5 A radar detector valued at dent saw the trio steal a wallet university student on p.m. Saturday, Newark Police Tuesday in $120 was stolen from an from his room, chased them Delaware 896 near the Penn­ said. Oldsmobile Cutlass early Sun­ sylvania state line late Sun­ A male university student day morning in the Rodney down the hall and caught them said he left his belongings for b~~ore calling police. day, Newark Police said. The Review. parking lot, University Police Nothing was reported miss­ a few minutes while he went said. Student arrested ing from the car, which was next door to get a pack of And catch The window on the driver's A male student was arrested stolen between 1:50 a.m. and cigarettes. When he returned, side was broken, police for tearing memo boards off 6:24 p.m. Sunday from the the basket - which contained the new reported, causing $150 doors in the Pencader Com­ Music House's rear parking lot jeans, shirts and T-shirts - damage. plex early Sunday morning, at 167 West Main St., police was gone_]_ police said. expanded Vehi~le vandalized University Police said. said. Noise violations Vandals stole a Panasonic _! 0-spe~d- stol~n Property stolen Newark Police made nine features AM/FM cassette player and A to-speed bike and lock Property valued at $500 was noise-violation arrests during two Pioneer speakers from a valued at $79 were stolen from stolen from a 1986 Nissan 200 separate incidents this section every vehicle parked in the North Sharp Lab between Thursday SX parked at 82 E. Cleveland weekend. Gold Lot between Thursday evening and Friday morning, Ave. between 7:30 p.m. and Among those arrested was a Friday only night and noon on Friday, University Police said. 11:30 p.m. Saturday, Newark female university student liv­ University Police said. Police said. ing on the 100 block of Wilbur The vandals caused $290 in Burglary tried An unknown person broke Street at 1:20 a.m. Saturday. in the Review Ten minutes later, a male stu- damage1 po!ice said. An attempted burglary oc­ the driver-side window and curred Saturday at 9:45p.m. stole one Cobra Trapshooter dent from another house on the Student arrested on the 300 block of Ashley radar detector, one Sony samepolice said.block .was arrested, ....______, A male student was arrested Road, Newark Police said. receiver and- a black purse. for urinating from a 16th-story A female university student Damage to the car, owned by by Sandra window in the Christiana East was house sitting when she a f~male Goldey Beacom Col- Wakeman and Lisa Moorhead

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Wl'f~ N~WARK'.S tl~fSf MCKIN~ "'ll LJP, MMM 51"~£:1" ~Stt>~NI ... AN I 1~A1 ON~'j fCF.. MA&~~ MA~IL-~lCU1"1Y /{!CL-AIMS WHISfL-I~G AI M~ fRoM H~ 1URr W11H A ~cN~MNC~ .•. 1HC 6At,\.,00~ t..AS'f (~IPAY{ AN' i"Kf DN~'S f~ pa-lt-4~ Of'l M~ AZ-NJ-AS lASf ~DfffH! AN' The Long Arm 1~15 01JC'5 f~ ... Newark may not exactly be a "one-horse town," but the sheriff is sending out a posse in an attempt to clean up the city from a variety of outlaws, delinquents, and assorted trouble-makers. Newark Police Chief William Hogan im­ plemented a new tactic Thursday in the continu­ ing war against disorderly conduct, violence and public vrination on Main Street. The plan is a simple one: more police on Main Street in the form of foot and motor patrols. The reason is also a simple one. According to the new police chief, more complaints have been received about Main Street and the surrounding side str.eets than any other area since he took of­ fice in August. Hogan's patrol will include an eight-member "tactical" task force which will patrol Main Street and the surrounding areas exclusively. The patrol will operate during "problem hours" primarily at night and bring the number of police on Main Street on the weekends up to 18 officers. Police are hoping that the new force will help lessen tensions on Main Street and free up other police officers to patrol other areas of Newark. In addition, more foot patrols will help prevent conflicts before they start and provide police with a closer look at the problem than can be seen from All Mixed Up the window of a passing vehicle. It's raining again ~oday. . You see, I've encounteredasmall problem. Hopefully, Newark Police will establish a ~e latest ofthe cn~e~ m my hf~ -look, you Deciding to learn, to read; to study, requires regular shift of officers who will exclusively patrol don t have to read this If you don t want to - facing the much more complex questions of involves another in an infini~e series of what to read and learn and study. Main Street, thus allowing the police to become unanswered/unanswerable questions: What to What would best benefit myself, my fellow familiar with the trouble makers and the trouble do? . persons, the planet on which we live - the spots. _Everyone has an Idea what I should do - planet which we hideously exploit. fnends, parents, teacher~.' churches, <;"TOO- If I OK. (See how just saying OK makes it OK?) The only problem with the new plan - as watc~ TV, th_ey s~y, Hey! B~ ncb, . be Ass!Jming in four short years I can make such evidenced by the number of police patrolling the beautiful, be shck-thm! Snort cocame, all ncb decisions and follow through on them while in Stone Balloon over the weekend - is the tenden­ people do!" . ~he meanti!lle making frie!lds, foste~ing that Rock st~r_s and football pl~yers - ~~vmg Image, paymg for stuff, havmg fun fit for kings, cy for the patrols to concentrate in one area and snorted millions worth ~f cocame - say Hey! and keeping myself in the acme of physical and leave others unpatrolled. Don't touch the stuff, It's bad for you! You mental condition- what next? The new manpower on the streets of Newark ·might end up like me! Hee Should I work for a company and sacrifice all should be spread out more even over the entire bee bee!" And so on.. . the values I've struggled to attain- for a new I guess I should start with car, a VCR, a compact disc player and a wife strip, thus allowing greater and more effective college. If I was with a 22-inch waist? police patrol. hip/cool/bad/jive, I could No,~ don't think so. Well, make it a wife with Only in this way will the police be able to clean blow off classes, sleep till an 18-mch waist. But you have to promise no noon, drink cheap beer, screaming, crying, hungry, human babies. up this town once and for all. laugh my ass off, smoke a That just won't do. big doobie, laugh harder, I could try altruism - live meagerly, gather fall asleep atop a buxom signatures for various petitions, work selfless­ Mike Freeman, editor in chief babe. Sho'nuff, daddy-o. ly for the ideals I feel are important. Educate Chuck Arnold, managing editor Dave Urbanski, executive editor Jonathan Redgrove, business manager Don My instincts, rusty and motivate friends and acquaintances to Tom Copodanno, editorial editor Tara Borakos, advertising director though they may be, tell me ~ork toward the good of all humanity and all ~emilie Moonsommy, ' xecutive editor -wait, don't tell me, here hfe and even less tangible things like the earth Kevin Donahue, senior sports editor Gordon Jeff James and Jon Springer, sports editors _ . it comes, it's reaching my and the ozone layer. tongue - maybe I'm here to ... LEARN! And still earn enough to keep my belly warm News Editors ...... Michael Andres, Karen Ascrizzi, Amy Byrnes, Cathleen Fromm, Don Gordon, Lori Poliski, Dale Rife, Marge Schellhardt Nah. Well, maybe. Study hard. Challenge me and my body functional. And still manage to be Features Edito rs ...... Chris Lauer, Meghan McGuire poor-old-self. Better me poor-old-self. happy. Not miserable, that is . Photo Editor ...... Dan Della Piazza Assistant News Editors ...... ••...... Kean Burenga, Michelle Wall Grow up, become an adult, attain a genuine Or I could compromise. No. God, No! Death Assistant Photo Editor ...... •.••...... Eric Russell understanding of the various forces affecting before compromise. I'm serious. The powerless ~:: : ~~~: F:::sEt~i~~~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. ·.·.·.·. ·. :: : :::::::::::::::::::::::::::.:.::::::: : : :t::~ ~~~:: the way things are. Maybe even get an idea how are in no position to compromise with the Copy Editors ...... Scott Graham, Lisa Moorhead, Robin Petrucci, Amy Trefsger to go about changing things for the better. Feed powerful. the starving, shelter the homeless. It's raining again, sure, but the sun is up ~::::~~! ~~~:~:i "~c?ni~;:;.~~~~:~~·.:::::::·.:::::::::::·. :·.:·. :·.: ::::::::::::::·.:::::::::::::::::·.:~.~== ~::~ I walk through the library in a daze. The there somewhere. You can always depend on Published every Tuesday and Friday during the academic year, Fridays during Winter Ses­ books, the potential, it's mind-bogglingly stag- the sun. sion, by the student body of the University of Delaware, Newark, Delaware. Editorial and business offices at West Wing, Student Center. Phone 451-2771, 451 -2772, geringly bewildering (seriously, take a look-see 451-2774. Business hour>: Monday: 10 a .m. to 3 p.m . and 7 p.m. to 10 p.m., Tuesday through. sometime). All the stuff I ain't read, all the Friday: 10 a .m. to 3 p.m. languages I'll never know. The subjects which Don Gordon is an administrative news editor I'll never fathom. of The Review. Dial-a-Liar October 6, 1987 • The Review • Page 9 Just when you hoped Jim and Tammy Bakker had quietly accepted their descension from televangelism fame, it ap­ pears they have risen again- or at least they're trying to. [ TI4E R~AGAN POLITICAL DICTIONARY And, as usual, they're ready to siphon any spare change they can from the more gullible sector of the American · public. This time, the Bakkers were kind enough to make con­ tributing to-their heavenly cause as easy as picking up the telephone and dialing a special numbet- whereby the caller can hear one of 40 messages Jim and Tammy have recorded. The call costs $1.50 for the first minute and 35 cents for every minute after. The Bakkers receive 25 cents a call and I have a feeling AT&T isn't complaining about the deal either. Should you decide to give the Bakkers a buzz, you might be lucky enough to learn Tammy's favorite recipe for sloppy joes (tell me this woman cooks) , or learn mar­ riage hints from the happy couple which have enabled them to have such a loving {lnd successful marriage ¢ no mention of Jessica Hahn, of course. When I gave the Bakkers a call at their Palm Springs home, I was immediately greeted by their smiling voices. "Hi, this is Jim," and "Hi, this is Tam­ my," they said. They told me that it was a sunny and - nice day where they were - of course it F romm was, they were getting my quarter along with 25 cents from the estimated 400,000 other callers. . After the informal salutations, the Bakkers proceeded to complain about the way their characters have been misrepresented in various "rag magazines." Concerning the $82 million that was reported missing in May and later found, Tammy offered this impressive insight: 1\\E.'i'LL 1'~\CE. \T P..LL B~C~ ~S SOOt-/ "It (the money) was never missing at all. It was just a fig­ ment of someone's imagination." · f>..S WE SToP fUNP\N& I"E CONii2M Jim added, "It's amazing what's being written as fact when the whole story is fiction." The fact is Jim and Tammy Bakker are two greedy piranhas accustomed to living lives similar to those seen on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous." Last year, Jim Bakker's salary totalled $1.6 million. In ad­ dition to that money, Jim rewarded himself with a $800,000 "" bonus and a $175,000 bonus to his wife for all their hard work betraying people throughout the year. The Bakkers have come a long way since their pious childhoods when Tammy had no indoor plumbing and wore no make-up. At the time, she considered it a sin. How things change. Since· the Bakkers were financially aborted from the PTL ministry in June, they are once again calling on PTL 1"E \(E.'Y To PEf>..C.£ I~ members to bail them out of their predicament and aid them Va2t'ETU~L WML in returning to their previous lifestyle. Personally, I would like to see the Bakkers (or at least one of them) survive on my modest salary from the Review and live in my quaint, two-bedroom Towne Court apartment (bugs included) for a month. Because some people are incredibly naive and I dare say stupid, the Bakkers will probably make a bundle through this "" latest scheme. It's just a shame that the PTL members will do the suffer­ ing, by paying such ludicrous phone rates, rather than Jim and Tammy who should be paying the price for living cor­ rupt lives for far too long. Cathleen Fromm is an administrative news editor for The Review. Letter - L h • t bothered to read a word of had to bail out a Texas bank you missed the point. longer hold power without auer as a pOlO history,orofMarxistthought, because there's too much oil Democracy and monopoly resorting to illegal means? To the editor: he wouldn't have written his for the bank to sell profitably. capitalism are incompatible Robert Bork is supposed to - The critics of Chris Lauer letter. When the poor freeze this because the majority are legalize these means - i.e., are a pathetic group. Not one The most basic ~tudy of winter, go and sell them on wage-slaves. You end up deny­ establish dictatorship. of them has any understanding Lenin and Trotsky shows why capitalism- you won't make ing that there is such a thing Instead of hiding behind of the ideas they attack. And th~ Soviet Union .is .far from any sales. as history - that social your cynicism and saying it's a shame they felt moved to bemg a ~eal socialist state, The second letter, in the systems based on private pro­ nothing, why don't you think waste paper. · tho~gh It doe~ ~ave the same issue, brought up the perty are bound to decay. for a change and stop criticiz­ The first letter, in the Sept. rudiments of. sociahs~. subject of free speech. Don Democracy under ing Chris Lauer - he has a 29 issue of The Review, is a A commumst revol~bon has Gordon's excellent editorial on capitalism is a sick child. The point. work of profound historical il- yet t? occur m an the history of the Constitution capitalists can afford to ignore literacy. To say that Chris economicall~-advanced coun­ should have discouraged this their critics today, but when Lauer is a communist is hard- try, and until that happens, letter, but the author another depression comes ly a strong argument, or to the s~are .~he w~rld your "~pi­ persevered. they'll arrest all dissenters - point. mo~s. . Besides, . defendmg The letter argued that that's the meaning of fascism. Butto say that communism capitahs~ only makes you freedom of speech doesn't ex­ Admittedly, those in power is "useless and obsolete" is look foohsh. tend to criticizing the govern­ are corrupt, but why? Isn't it John Hoffman stupidity. If the author had The government recently ment - great freedom. But, because the ruling class can no Library Technician Page 10 • The Review • October 6, 1987 ------.;.....;...______Report on women targets better lighting and safety lATETEHM - · that need to be protected, not in women's issues." by Michelle Wall only informed," according to Although President Jones is Assistant News Editor CSW Executive Director not scheduled to meet with the AIJOIIT!ONS Campus safety and lighting Laura A. Shepard. commission until Nov. 6, he must be a higher priority, and Some successful anti- has already read the report education about sexual harassment projects im- and presented it to the vice­ harassment and discrimina- plemented in the past which presidents and deans. tion must continue, according are expected to continue are "I am very anxious to im­ to the 13th annual Commission posters and brochures, adver- prove the status of women on on the Status of Women

lUDDlTE SCHOOL DIY TUESDAY, OCTOBER 6,11:00-2:00, RODNEY AND EWING ROOMS, STUDENT CENTER •Meet representatives from over 60 Graduate and Professional Schools throughout the United States. •Programs represented include: Arts and Science, Business Administration, Education, Engineering, Health Sciences, Law, Optometry, Public Affairs, Social Work and Nursing. •Discuss admission procedures and requirements, testing, financial aid, curriculum and other concerns. Sample of Represented Institutions: AMERICAN UNIVERSITY PENNSYLVANIA STATE UNIVERSITY BOSTON UNIVERSITY RICE UNIVERSITY BRYN MAWR COLLEGE RUTGERS UNIVERSITY BUCKNELL UNIVERSITY TEMPLE UNIVERSITY CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND DREXEL UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN FAIRLEIGH DICKINSON UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF MEDICINE/DENTISTRY OF NJ GEORGE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA INDIANA UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH NEW SCHOOL FOR SOCIAL RESEARCH VILLANOVA UNIVERSITY AND MANY MORE! The following SPECIAL WORKSHOPS will be offered the afternoon of October 6 to provide further. information about graduate and professional school admissions procedures and programs. PLANNING FOR GRADUATE SCHOOL- 2:00-3:00- Blue & Gold Room, Student Center LAW SCHOOL ADMISSION PROCESS- 2:00-3:00 p.m. - Kirkwood Room, Student Center ~ SPONSORED BY CAREER PLANNING & PLACEMENT l~flacelllentpii' Page IZ • The Review • October 6, 1987 ------.;.... The Question: . Do you think 'Project Vision' will make a difference at the .university? · ------

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' ,. . .- L ___..... ~ ...... & . . : October 6, 1987 • The Review • Page 13 Plasti~ dumping kills sea life, speaker says by Chris Lauer Thomas explained. plastic gets lost or discarded· reef in Alaska . ..It has become ' Features Editor In addition, Thomas con- at sea and continues to catch so bad that their population is LEWES - Some say that tinned, Naval ships and the fish, which die, and end up at- declining every year by eight the world will end in fire - thousands of people they tracting other fish which die, percent." some say in ice, but Janis house, are not prohibited from doing the same thing. She also stated that the in- Thomas would belive the dumping most of their gar- .. Think of a net out there 24 gestion of plastic has killed world will end in nothing less bage directly into the ocean. hours a day, year after year, thousands of sea animals, in- than plastic. "Out of 9 million recrea- catching fish," Thomas eluding sea turtles that During the university's tiona! vessels in the United commented. mistake plastic bags for the Coast Day on Saturday, the· States, over 100,000 pounds [of "When you have a net 18 to jelly-fish they eat and dolphins coordin.ator for the state divi- trash] are being dumped into 30 miles long, we are losing a that eat plastics thinking their sion of fish and wildlife the water every year," lot of resources." stomachs are full, but starve discussed some of 'the Thomas commented. "Every In addition to fish and other to death from malnutrition. disasterous effects of ocean time a boat goea out, about one sea life, 1bomas stressed that .. Another dolphin was found pollution in her lecture titled pound of garbage per person is Janis. Thomas marty other wildlife, from that had 600 feet of heavy du- "The Sea and Plastic Debris." thrown into the water." "In 1986, just across the reindeer to aquatic birds, are ty fJ.Sbing line in its stomach," "Why are we concerned Thomas' presentation was [Delaware] Bay at Sandy also killed by plastic garbage Thomas commented. with plastic?" Thomas asked. accompanied by a slide show Hook, N.J., volunteers decid- in the ocean. "In Long Island in two "Well, the most obvious which presented pictures ed t 1 "Every year over 50,000 weeks, they found 11 dead reason is that there's an awful depicting the disfigured and beac~ foe:~ ~~wab~ecJ::~r':! [FurtangiSeals] are lost because of hleaJbebeerback seaed tw11es that .lot of it." _ mang1 ed remains of fish and blem was,, Thomas com- en ement in nets," she ex- a n kill with plastic "Ten years ago, the Na- wildlife. Animals that had died mented. "In one hour, in a plaiDed while showing a slide continued to pap JS tional Academy of Science from digesting - or had very small stretch of beach, of a trapped baby seal on ,a estimated that over 14 billion becomeentangledin-plastic theypickedupover2000pieces pounds of litter are dumped by fishing lines, nets, 6-pack rings of plastic _ including over r------.. ships in the ocean every single and other debris. 1 WE'RE NOT ONLY TtE AREA's year," Thomas explained. She stressed that the pro- 1300 P astic milk jugs, about ''Today, many people think blem of plastic polution is new 200 plastic six-pack rings and LARGEST that's a conservative because prior to World War I ~ee~~~ey filled with plastic Musical Service Center ... estimate,'' she added. most of the debris from shi~ Because of ocean winds and for Guitars&Amps Thomas said that the annual was either paper or wood, t We SELL NEW, USED 14 billion pounds of garbage which decompose fairly quick- currenplastic s,garbage she explainedhas been, being dumped into the sea is ly, or glass and metal, which showing up in such remote & VINTAGE GUITARS more than three times the sink out of sight. places as Hawaii and and amount of fish being taken Plastics replaced these Antarctica. *a COMPLETE LINE of ACCESSORIES from the Atlantic Ocean every materials, Thomas explained, "There are now no areas of M-F 10-8 S 10--4 Smiles fromUofD year. . because they are cheap, the world that are free from 368-1104 Fleddlers Village ttew.k De. "More recent studtes show durable and last for long 1 t· d b that the merchant shipping lengths of time :- the same ~d~~~ e ris," Thomas fleet dumps more than five- qualities that make plastics According to Thomas, a new .• ··------... and-one-half million metal, commonly used, abundant and concern is a phenomenon plastic and glass containers in- a threat to wildlife for years to known as " ghost fishing,, to the ocean every single day," come. where a fishing net made of ,.. _, CONTACT LENSES Special Student Rates "for new fits" DAFFY DELI. Banner Optical· 18 Haines St., Newark 36 W. Cleveland Ave, 368-4004 Newark, DE 19717 Phone: 737-8848 anantion:

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Sat. Oct. 1 0, and Sunday Oct. 11th Michelet . Barsce Small sa.oo and Large sa.so '• at "451~1396 Page 14 • The Review • October 6, 1987 ------Student Alumni Assoc. to start 'Home Hospitality' by Mark Schlegel are going through job or Staff Re rter gradu~te sc~ool interviews," !s Oct. 8 in the Career _Plann- po . · Ranck explamed. mg and Placement Office at 7 The. . Student Alu_mm These alumni will house p.m., she said. AssociatiOn offe~s alumm ~he travelling students, Ranck Also, Director of Housing chance to keep m touch with continued saving them the and Residence Life David their alma mater through the cost of hotels and food. Butler talked about the dorm Home Hospitalit~ Program, Other concerned alumni will security systems. SAA representative Dems_e try to help students with a "We'd like to have a lot of Ranck (AS 88) tol~ t~e Resi- "day on the job" program in student input on the new lock­ dent ~tudent Association Sun- the spring. Students can ing system, because that is day mght. shadow alumni through a basically a one million dollar "Ninety Delaware alumni typical workday, Ranck add- decision," Butler said. across the country have open- ed. Installation costs will come ed their homes to students who The program's first meeting from student rent, he added . . .. Jones na_mes new vice president continued from page I the physical plant and food - nearly twice the size of the Raymond· I. Peters, ex­ service operations, which are Umversity of Delaware's $215 ecutive assistant to the presi­ presently held by Dr. Robert million yearly operating dent and university secretary, Mayer, associate vice presi­ budget. characterized Hollowell as dent for facilities management .Hollowell will work closely "hands-on." Peters said and services. When Hollowell wtth the college deans with Hollowell "likes to get involv­ assumes his position, Mayer respect to Project Vision ed in all the operations [he Vice President for Employe~ focusing_ on programmati~ oversees]." Relations Dennis Carey and goals for the endeavor. In addition to his duties at MIS Director John Marrazzo the academic computing will report directly to him. Hollowell will attend his first center, Hollowell will assist state budget hearing with Jones with budget projections Jones will continue making other university ad­ THE REVIEW/ Seve Raskin in conjunction with Proj'ect Vi­ budget allocations to universi­ ministrators Oct. 30 in Dover Purr-feet strangers - A friendly feline get aquainted with sion's implementation and ty departments and programs. -since BU is a private institu­ Lillian Rhee, a university student, in front of her house on "will look ahead five years tion, it does not request state Amstel Avenue. down the line and show us "The two of us together funding. what we need," Jones said. worked on $120 million budget "I'll be the fly on the wall agencies before," he said. Jones said. "I'll be developing a more for new construction at BU for ffor that meeting]," he said, Hollowell has worked at BU Hollowell received his defined budget process," he five years," Jones said, adding but added he has no apprehen­ for 18 years holding various bachelor's degree in software said. that Hollowell is used to balan­ sions about battling with the administrative positions. "He engineering and his MBA from Hollowell will also oversee cing BU's $400 million budget state for money. worked his way up from a low­ BU, specializing in manufac­ "I've dealt' with federal level administrative job.," turing management. ALL CYCLISTS Our trip to Lums Pond has been rescheduled for Saturday, October 10, 1987. We will be leaving Dickinson Parking Lot at 10:00 a.m. For more information and to sign up, call Mark (738-1738) Ed (454-7398) or Dave (454- 7398). Food will be waiting for us there!

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CONSUMER TRIVIA The U.S. Postal Service plans to test a 24-hr. automated teller system by the fall of 1988. This will enable customers to weigh an item, select desired shipping class, receive ship­ ping labels, and pay for postage without going to a post office. Also: a 25-cent first-class stamp is not far in the future as the Postal Service is seeking a 16% rate increase for all classes of mail.

Sponsored by: The Delaware Consumer Interest Council Source: Consumers' Research June 87 p. 41 DCIC First meetmg: Oct. 8. 3:30 p.m .. 326 PAN "ALL WELCOME" ------'"""!"~~------October 6, 1987 • The Review • Page 15 ... report on women continued from page 10 "to find out what the status is of women on campus and then sion is able to reach all women promote equality." by working with combined members of faculty, staff, pro­ The staff is working toward fessionals, and students. equal pay, and the profes­ sionals would like a campus­ "CSW is divided into [those) wide job classification system four constituency groups, and to be developed so that, accor­ THE BIBLE? the report contains recom­ ding to the report, "oppor­ mendations from each group,'' tunities for upward mobility SAYING SOMETHING TO THE Shepard explained. are clarified." TOUGH QUESTIONS IN Of the 17 members of CSW, who are all appointed by the Although each of the four YOUR LIFE president, four are faculty constituencies have their in­ members. · dividual goals, the commission THE PHOENtX COMMUNITY OF is "bound together by a desire "Their major concern is to for and a dedication to equali­ UNITED·CAMPUS MINISTRY increase percentages of ty for women," Shepard women faculty," she said, commented. INVITES YOU TO "especially in departments where there are no women or "THE BIBLE RAP GROUP" where they are under­ CSW will continue to represented." monitor the status of women, Rev. Sostenes Macedo, Leader and Beal said they are "glad Two graduate students and to have the support of a presi­ An informal discussion of what the Bible has to say and two undergraduates are ap­ dent who has favorable at­ pointed annually, and Beal titudes toward women's the different uses made of it by conservatives, liberals, said their major concerns are rights." fundamentalists or progressives . . . . plastic dumping WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7 7 o'clock p.m. continued from page 13 plastic dumping at sea," 20 ORCHARD ROAD bags," she added. Thomas explained. "Other types of garbage would have to THE REV. ROBERT W. ANDREWS At the end of her presenta­ be dumped at least 12 miles UNIVERSITY PASTOR tion, Thomas discussed a few out. A PROGRAM OF THE UNITED CAMPUS MINISTRY AT THE UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE THE PRESBYTERIAN of the possibilities for solving CHURCH (U.S.A.) IN ECUMENICAL MINISJRY SINCE 1954. the problems with plastic "We're hoping the U.S. will NEWARK, DELAWARE 19711 • (302) 368-3643 debris. From port incinerators radify 'Annex Five' this year," for the garbage from ships to she added. trash retrieval by the public on "We can predict that the local beaches, she stressed problem [of plastic debris J is that there are many ways that just going to become worse people can deal with saving and worse," Thomas wildlife from the plastic BLACK STUDENT UNION polution. concluded. - "There are efforts under­ "The trash that is dumped PURPOSE: way for an international today is going to be a problem agreement called 'Annex for your children and grand­ To represent all Black students in educational, social and political matters. The Five' that would prohibit all children tommorrow." Black Student Union will serve as the primary advocacy organization for all Black Students. ... c lassifieds To serve as chief liaison between Black students and the appropriate University continued from page 16 administrative personnel. •Catch the Frenzy! E-52 Siudent Theatre DESPERATELY SEEKING KAREN! Met her at U2, must see again I IF YOU KNOW AN presents "Footlight Frenzy" I Oct. 9, 10, 15, 16, To organize Black students to deal effectively with the unique problems of :t7 at 8:15p.m.; Sunday, Oct.ll at 2:15p.m. ART STUDENT NAMED KAREN, please ·- 100 Wolf Hall. help me!! Have her call Ross collect at Blacks on a predominately white campus. (609)486-4700. "THE FINER THINGS KEEP SHINING To monitor the quality of student life for Blacks. THROUGH" - vote Doreen Bogdan for Larry Letteny - You are the sexiest man on To coordinate activities which are designed to create a more enriching Homecoming Queen - ASCC. campus! environment for Black students. To the AOK sisters- Goldfish for all and peb­ Vote for ASA's JUDI MCCULLOUGH for bles forever. Homecoming Queen '87. Calendar of Eyents Buy Mum corsages from Alpha Sigma Alpha VOTE JUDI MCCULLOUGH FOR at the Homecoming Game! HOMECOMING QUEEN '117! - sponsored by Alpha Sigma Alpha. VOTE FOR JUDI MCCULLOUGH! 14 October AOII - Looking for the best! Congratulations Sigma Phi Epsilon pledges! B.S.U. General Meeting We enjoyed celebrating with you Friday Voice yourself. Vote MARK SCHNEIDER and night! Love, Sigma Kappa. 7 - 9 pm, 120 SMITH LIZ CUTHBERT for Homecoming King and Queen. Stay tuned - IT's coming back Oct. 17! Vote for AOPi's Sandy Johnston for Homecoming Queen! 22 October See the Homecoming Royalty crowned at the B.S.U. Rap Session VOTE KEVIN DIMEDIO FOR HOMECOM­ Homecoming Sockhop, 10/9. Carpenter. ING KING - NOMINATED BY SIGMA NU! 6 - 8 pm, Center for Black Culture We saw IT, and IT was good! RIDE WANTED: To Penn State for the three-day weekend or Oct. 1&-19. •wm pay ex­ VOTE FOR JUDI MCCULLOUGH! penses. Please call Suzanne at 738-1m. I 31 October ALL YOU ROWDIES: Join the Spirit Squad! Meeting on Wednesday, 10/7 at 7:30p.m. in Lisa 101 - Yes my shoulder is much better. B.S.U. Costume Party Kirkwood Room, Student Center. BE Thanks for your concern, but who are you? - THERE! Ken. time/price/location -- forthcoming

VOTE JUDI MCCULLOUGH FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN '87! - sponsored by Donna Schmidt: Congratulations and 4November ASA. welcome to Alpha Chi Omega! Love, your Pearl Sister. B.S.U. General Meeting JEN KRAMER FOR HOMECOMING 7 - 9 pm, 120 SMITH Q.UEE~!! Sponsored by AXO. LOOK AT EILEEN, SHE IS A DREAM, ANDREA BARAM. ANDREA BARAM. AN- VOTE FOR KOVATCH FOR HOMECOMING DREA BARAM. ANDREA BARAM. QUEEN! Page 16 • The Review • October 6, 1987 ------...:..----~------... classifieds

continued from pa,ge 17 LIZ : You wanted a personal, well you got one. F Ya.J CAN'T DECO: Hope it brightens up your day - Chuck. CiAIN VALUABLE EXPER&Er•CE SANDY JOHNSTON FOR HOMECOMING WHAIS RIGiT FOR Ya.J EXPLORE CAREERS QUEEN ROB: Happy Birthday, buddy! Thanks for a HERE'S A GOC)D IDEA. EARN ACADEMIC CREDIT Dianne- AOII loves you! - Your Wheat great 10 months (so far). Love, Christina. through the . Buddy. 0 WOMEN IN FLORIDA SAY: VOTE EILEEN oo fiELD EXPERIENCE PROGRAM Hallie - I had a good time at lunch. Get KOVATCH FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN! RAUH HALL 451-1231 psyched for more good times with AOII! - Your Big Heart OFF-CAMPUS STUDENTS - GET INVOLV­ ED! General meeting of the OSCA, Wed., Oct. SIGMA NU - Thanks for a Wet-n-Wild picnic! 7 in Bacchus Room, Student Center, at 5 p.m. - The Sisters of Alpha Omicron Pi. AOPi would like to thank Sigma Nu and Alpha ToJR, KRand LR: Just wanted to say hello Chi Omega for their help and a fun time at the to the best roomies, even if we are too loud picnic. (oops!). Luv yas, MR Attn. Available Women: Caring, fun-loving VOTE EILEEN KOVATCH for Homecoming Dave with Permagrin seeks potential relation- Queen. ship. 738-8334. Back to the Beach - Harrington Beach! Marathon Volleyball Tourney. October 16, 17, CATCH THE FRENZY! " FOOTLIGHT 18. Lambda Chi supports cystic fibrosis. FRENZY!"

VOTE JUDI McCULLOUGH FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN '87! -Sponsored by VOTE JUDI MCCULLOUGH - HOMECOM- ASA. lNG QUEEN '87! - sponsored by ASA.

Happy Birthday, Sees! October 8 is the big 21 DO YOU NEED TO: -get ready to celebrate! - Jennifer (Baby Tracey- we sighted a 5,000 lb. canary whose Al stomach answers to the name Rosie. CM, - Clarify your Career choice? MK,MM. Jim Borkowski - We hit Monday, we hit - Explore various career options? Tuesday, we hit Wednesday, we hit, we hit, we hit.P.S.Jim-whydon'tyoutryabrickwall VOTE SANDY JOHNSTON FOR - Make yourself more marketable? --. sometime. P.P.S. -Get a real hal! HOMECOMING QUEEN - Build up your resume? EXTREMELY COMELY BARBARIAN -Improve your knowledge and skills? FEMALE FROM THE LANDS OF ICE IN Model-tryouts for fall fashion show. Please THE WORLD OF GREYHAWKE SEEKS bring jacket and dress shoes. Oct.ll, 7:30 - Make valuable employer contacts? ADVENTURING COMPANIONS. CONTACf p .m ., Bacchus Room. Guys/girls welcome. CHRIS MCDONOUGH - 305 RODNEY A ( 366-9292). If you answered yes to any of these The time commitment is minimal -­ SUICIDE: Want to know how to help? We can questions, the FIELD EXPERIENCE only 4 hours per week is required for ABSURD!ABSURD!ABSURD!ABSURD!A· he!P.Yill:i help others .. Peers Against Student BSURD• · ~u•c•de m~t meeting on Wednesday, 10/7, PROGRAM is for you. most placements. · . m 203 Sm1th at 4:30p.m. ABSURD!ABSURD!ABSURD!ABSURD!A· BSURD! Field placements are available in Best of all, you can EARN YOUR BEST BET FOR HOMECOMING over 200 companies, agencies and ACADEMIC CREDIT for your field Jennifer Schwab: This one's for you, kiddo! QUEEN: DENISE RANCK! -sponsored by Remember all those times you wished you SAA. government offices for students in placement. were 21? Well, your wish has finally been granted . . . Get psyched for one-of a - Congratulations pledges of Phi Kappa Psi! most majors. -weekend! -Much love, Jennifer. Good Luck! -Jack. For more Information or an appointment contact Do something different this Friday night - Come to the Homecoming Sockhop at Hi Yuckie! Good luck on all your exams! - THE FIELD EXPERIENCE PROGRAM Carpenter. Jack. To whoever found $1,100 near Main St. Wilm- ingtonTrustFri. aftemoon: thatwasourrent Hey! IT's happening again Oct. 17. money and now we're broke. Hook us up, please give it back. Thanks- Dave Dietz, An- drew Flaherty, Mike Flemming, Frank VOTE KEVIN DIMEDIO FOR H~MECOM­ Mearns, Ed Bistham, Cbad Holman. 453-7377. lNG KING - NOMINATED BY SIGMA NU. Look at Eileen, she is a dream. Vote for Kovatch Interested in Dungeons & Dragons? Contact for Homecoming Queen. Chris McDonough: 305 Rodney A, 366-9292.

VOTE Joe Zurzolo and Eileen Kovatch for Homecoming King and Queen - sponsored by Order your 1987-88 UD video yearbook North Campus, Christiana. Tues./Thurs. at the Student Center, 1~2 . '

SUICIDE: Want to know how to help? We can help you help others. Peers Against Student AOPI would like to congratulate all the new Suicide interest meeting on Wednesday, 10/7 Greek pledges! in 203 Smith at 4:30p.m . continued to page 15

WOMEN AND THE JOB SEARCH: 160 Elkton Road • Newark OVERCOMING THE PITFALLS •(302)7~ Wednesday, October 7, 1987 4:00-5:30 PM COLLINS ROOM, PERKINS STUDENT CENTER f'mE A Panel Discussion Covering: MEXJCM • Unique Problems of Women in the Job Search RrSTAURAm' • Preparing Job Search Strategies TUII. & Wed.11:30to 10 pm Thurs. 11:30 to 10 pm • Interviewers' Differing Perceptions of Male and Female Candidates. Fri. & Set. 11:30 to 11 pm • Strengths and Weaknesses of Women in Interviews. l11n. 4 to 11 p.m. • Handling Discriminatory Questions in Interviews.

SPEAKERS: The Airport Transportation Alternative Liza Bartle. Personnel Manager. Hewlett Packard Suzanne Frangia. Department of Communication DELAWARE Tom LaPenta, JD, Personnel and Employee Relations _-=£XPRESS=­ FOR MORE INFORMATION, CALL 451-8063 SHUTTLE, .INC. Door To Door Servlct• • 24 ttuur~ • 7 D•y. • Wuk SPONSORS: Career Planning and Placement Serving ~~~ and Office of Women's Affairs PHILA. · BALT. & CHARTER (302) 454-7634 • 1-800·648-LIMO ~ .. -4 .------October 6, 1987 • The Review • Page 17

• • .classifieds continued from page 27 Court, Wow! It's been eight months. Did you ever think ..... ? This is just to remind you how much I love you. - Lisa What is AOPi? AOPi is a unique sorority of diverse girls. Our organization is composed Congrats, Wendy! Keep Up the Great Work! ... of members from every part of U of D life - Love, Alpha Phi. from the cheerleading squad to RAs to class off~cers . Although we're a diverse group, Oh Caroline, oh Caroline. Thy beauty is we ve kept ourselves small and close-knit to undefeatable. Caroline is great/awesomP.. enjoy the companionship it brings. We're look­ Caroline rules! Happy 20th birthday ing for a few girls who like to share this with CAROLINE MILNOR! Love, Trish.

LAMBDA CHI ALPHA SPIKE FOR LIFE­ AOPi Sisters: Get psyched for our blind date from 5:30 to 6:30 in the Wrestling room of Carpenter Sports OCT. 16, 17 and 18. party on October 22! Oh Honey, IT's Bigger than the Both of us! building. All interested students welcpme. :Oe;~~~wi:~~:;:~aG~~~~d'r!:~ to be an AOll! Relive GREASE, AMERICAN GRAFFITI, PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED at the To The Sisters of Alpha Phi - Keep up the Homecoming Sockbop, 10/9 Carpenter. great ENTHUSIASM! Love, Nancy. Help Save a Ufe. Give blood on Oct. 13, 14, 15. SIGMA KAPPA'S AJiiDREA BARAM FOR Sign up on Oct. 5, 6, 7, 8 at the Student Center HOMECOMING QUEEN! Concourse from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Sponsored by Alpha Phi Omega/Gamma Sigma Sigma. HAVE YOU SEEN KEVIN DIMEDIO'S PIC­ TURE IN THE REVIEW TODAY? HE'S ALL YOU ROWDIES: Join the Spirit Squad! SIGMA NU'S HOMECOMING CANDIDATE. Meeting Wednesday, 1017 at 7:30p.m. in the VOTE FOR KEVIN TODAY. Kirkwood Room, Student Center. Be there!

AOPi would like to recognize Katie McCaf­ Get your homecoming orders in. Buy one fery, Joan Killian, Barbara Tramontana and dozen ROSES for $22 or a half dozen ROSES WANTED Margaret Ann Stoddard for all their hard for $12. Call Chris Driver at 454-8407. work! AOII Pledges are "Fun"-tastic! Alpha Phi Homecoming - Everyone get psyched!!! continued to page 16 Students to Work QUIGLEYS FARM at the Football Games HayR~ Bonfire Included for: Positions Still Available in: Clubs e Dorms e Private Parties e Social Groups e Sorority e Fraternity Celebrations of all kinds. • P~rking 20 Min. Drive from Campus. Newcastle, Del. (302) 328-7732 for reservations • Concessons

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HOMECOMING 1987 ------October 6, 1987 • The Review •Page 19 Two great ways to cruise through the semester.

The hand on the left is poised on what could be the most essential part of So head over to your campus computer center today. And ask about your education. our Student Financing Program. AMacintosh'" computer. Who knows? You may soon fmd yourself cruising a little farther than And the hand on the right is gripping pure, simple, unadulterated fun. you expected. ~ AHonda Scooter. One we're giving away. All you have to do for a chance to drive it away is visit your campus computer center and fill out an entry fonn. While you're there, take a Macintosh for a test drive. Because Macintosh can help you write tenn papers, categorize elements of the periodic table, plot the rise and fall of pork-belly prices, compile computer code, and talk to other computers. ' · HONDA And the first 250 people on campus who get behind a mouse, so to tl®Test drive a Macintosh. - speak, will receive a free Apple® memo board. You may ride away on a Honda Scooter. Enter September 14- October 23 Microcomputing Resource Center, 152 Newark Hall HOURS: M, T, TH, F 9-Noon, 1-3:30 451-6782 W7 PM-9 PM \ • • I ...... , ...... ~

Tuesday, Oct. 6 Seminar - Topology seminar, 536 Ew­ Meeting - Peers against student Bible Study - Lutheran Student Meeting - Women Working for ing Hall, 7 p.m. All are welcome. suicide, 203Smith, 4:30p.m. SIDCIDE. Association. Bouhoeffer House at 247 Change. Kirkwood Room, Student Want to know how to help? We can help Haines St., 7:30 p.m. Everyone Center. 4 p.m. you help others. welcome! Call 363-3078.

Seminar - "Genetic Engineering of Bible Study Groups -Monday through Crop Plants," 240 Alison Hall, 3:15p.m. Christian Gatherings - 7 p.m. two Thursday nights. Join with fellow Sponsored by Department of Food Dinner - Sponsored by Hillel, 5:30 Meeting - Christian Science locations: Ewing Room, Student students in your dorm complex. Choose Science. Refreshments will be served. p.m. Dinner in the Sukkah. Oraganization. Student Center, Read Center and Dickinson E/F Lounge. a night and a time convenient to you. Room, 6p.m. Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship Call363-5050 for a list of 24 groups. Also

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Prof builds sculptures for the ear by Amy Trefsger " My intent is to increase Copy Editor your awareness of the space Heard any good sculpture you're in," Moss explained as lately? he casually lit a cigarette. Imagine standing in a field While these sound on the Delaware/Maryland sculptures may appear to be line between two large steel high-tech constructs of the walls as sharp, quick claps of future in their manipulation of sound race back and forth sound, they actually mimic across a 10-foot pocket of sound distortions in nature. space, enveloping you in a Such sound manipulation chant chamber. dates back to biblical times You can stand in this same when orators had to address chamber and whisper, produc­ the multitudes using moun­ ing the same booming echoes tains as microehones. that are found in the Grand "Maybe that s what the Ser­ Canyon. mon on the Mount' was all This phenomenon of sound is about," Moss commented. THE REVIEW/ Eric Runell a gigantic piece of art titled Moss earned his bachelor's University Professor Joe Moss stands in his bam-studio with one of his sound sculptures. "Chant" - just one of the and master's degrees in art many sound sculptures design­ from West Virginia Universi­ facets of sound sculpture/• to create unique experiences mathematically precise forms ed by Joe Moss, a university ty and was asked to teach Moss said, "but when I first for the eyes and ears. to reflect sound m the way he professor of sculpture. there in 1960. It was through started working with it in 1963, "When I'm building that wants. "Chant," which is displayed his teaching that Moss first I had never really heard of any kind of sculpture, I have two "Sometimes I trap sound on Moss' farm on the outskirts began to develop sound sound scuplture that existed.'' problems to deal with," Moss between a couple of of Newark, was named after sculpture and became a Each piece of Moss' sound continued. "I have to marry parabolas," Moss said, cupp- - the way monks chant in ar­ pioneer in the field. sculpture combines artistic the visual and the acoustical." chitectural spaces. "There are many different design with principles of math In his sculptures, Moss uses continued to page ZZ Shootin the breeze with frisbee golf . by Jon Sprtnaer is an activity, frisbee golf is throw later helped him birdie • leisure. hole eight.) Sports Editor Like another popular college In addition to a player's par- Buzz Wyman . as he let one fly. finesse sport," he added. . Golf discs differ from "Oooh, wormburner," he Finesse is the essence of disc r:egular frisbees in that they're muttered, as his shocking pink golf. It takes a good deal of smaller, but often heavier. plastic disc, thrown a bit too finesse to send a hard plastic Dense rims help them cut low to achieve ''serious disc some 300 feet in the wind, through dangerous winds and distance," skidded to a halt on avoid the woods and other tree branches. the grass, some 100 feet short natural obstacles, and land it Wyman's disc · is a of the first hole. in a thfee.(oot diameter, waist- 1691h-gr.am '"X-0" with the Wyman pondered his next high chain basket for par. But logo "Delaware Disc Addict" . action. In order to make par, it's not that hard either. on top. ·He found it on his se- wbich in this case was four, he According to Ted Walsky cond trip to Carpenter, while hadtodecidewhichsideofthe ·

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"College explore her interest in Delaware surge has . been they share with their captain. in her sister's footsteps. By the hockey is more challenging,'' strength and conditioning. She Bradley with five shutouts. Keith Flamer is the asststant time she entered high school, she said. "The players are bet­ hopes to specialize in exercise For her career she has 22, a sports editor of The Review Bradley found herself adorned ter and the shots are harder. I in a face mask and heavy pads tend to get more action "In my sophomore year, because they can score from they needed a goalkeeper," anywhere in college field Bradley reminisced, "So I hockey." raised my hand. I thought it Bradley also plays lacrosse Exhibition & Sale would be fun. for Delaware and has started "I also thought I'd get out of varsity every year. However, all the running drills because she prefers field hockey over of the heavy pads. How wrong lacrosse. of I was!" . "I would pick field hockey In her last two years of high only because some games are school, Bradley helped Upper indoors," the lacrosse Famous Fine Art Reproductions, Darby High to three Central defender said. "I love to play League and two state titles. on turf." Popular Posters, Photography Two other players from that The senior admits some Upper Darby squad play these regret about her college field and More! days for the· Hens - hockey career ending, but she sophomores Moe Scally and is excited to move on. Cheryl Masterson. "I will miss it, but it's not "I've known Moe since my whole life," Bradley said. fourth grade, · and we've "I have other things I can do, always hung out together," and I can still play field hockey Bradley said. "She's one of my at clubs." best friends." Bradley's other interests in­ Bradley could have gone clude tour biking, reading, almost anywhere - she was music, and just plain hanging Date: recruited by Maryland, Tem­ out with friends. ple, New Hampshire, B~ll She is optimistic about the Mon. Oct. 5 thru Fri. Oct. 9 State and Delaware. To the future. She has maintained a Time: 9:30A.M.- 6~00 P.M. Place: Man cannot University Bookstore Most Images live bysports Only alone. Read $4, $5, and .$6 'Vivant', the Biggest & Best Selection expanded SOME OF OUR OVER 150 ARTISTS INCLUDE: VAN GOGH, DALI, PICASSO, ESCHER, WYETH, RENOIR, features sec­ MATISSE, WARHOL ... AND MANY, MANY MORE! tion, every SOME OF OUR POSTER SUBJECTS INCLUDE: EX­ OTIC CARS, TRAVEL POSTERS, HUMOR, FLORALS, Friday in the CLOWNS, EINSTEIN, MUSIC, ART DECO, ART NO­ VEAU, MOVIE POSTERS, LANDSCAPES, ORIENTALS, Review JAMES DEAN, DANCE, SPORTS ... AND MUCH, MUCHMORE! Is the winning ever going. to stop? To Delaware's Laura LeRoy this coach B.J. Ferguson, whose recruiting "I'm feeling it more this year," whole thing about breaking records - smarts have earned her one of the most LeRoy said about the pressure to win. it seems- is really no big deal. talented, yet youngest, teams she's "You can't really do much better-but Does she have the most career ever coached. A team that is 8-2,4-1 in you can always do worse. singles wins ( 45) in Delaware's women the East Coast Conference. They "I'm less patient than I was last tennis history? Is her 19 wins smashed Bucknell University Saturday year. I mean, everyone expects me to in a season also tops for the Hens? afternoon, 9-0. "It'll be a long time win and I expect myself to win. I have before that record is broken. But she's to start relaxing and say to myself, Yes, but it's hard to tell when chat­ a team-oriented person. She doesn't 'People do lose. Sometimes it's OK to ting with the junior physical education want a lot of limelight. lose.' " major. LeRoy's excitement about her "She projects that image. It's not "Laura is head and shoulders above ,:~~~~~~ is more covert something she does for reporters. She's everyone else," said roommate and co­ .. than CIA cam­ always interested in other people on captain Ingrid Dellatorre, the only paigns in the Mid­ 1the team. Other people besides senior on the 10-women squad. dle East. herself." LeRoy strolled past Bucknell's Amy Not that she Laura LeRoy is probably the best Geraldson in straight sets 6-1, 6-3. should be trotting women's tennis player in Delaware Sophomore Christy Ellis - a transfer around campus history. from Penn State University - beat yelling "I'm bad, She is 9-1 this season and is riding a Wendy Howitt, 6-3, 6-0. I'm bad - you win streak (14 of her last 15) that goes No.3 singles Lynn Bartlett continued know it." But back to last season. She just has seven the carnage by whipping Dana Ed­ •k Laura LeRoy shies losses in her career. She is fourth on wards in straight sets, 6-3, 6-2. MI e away from the the career doubles win list (26). She is Freshman wonder Amy Beamer, play- headlines, the only a junior. ing in the No.4 spot, easily swept Kel- Freeman limelight, the She's something else. ly Cowles 6-3, 6-0. But with the records come the "This is the most talented team center stage, etc., etc. Like Chris pressure. LeRoy knows that everytime through number 10 that I've had in Evert. Like Eddie Murray. Raiders she steps on the court, the person years," Ferguson explained. "They cornerback Lester Hayes once said: "I across the net is looking for the upset. know how to adjust to their opponent. do what I have to do and I do it well." LeRoy is always expected to win. She's They seem to always come out on top.'' LeRoy does that also- but quietly. the sure victory. The constant 'W.' No wonder, look at the top player. "I suppose internally irs rew~,rdi~gd A familiar position, indeed. But also Mike Freeman is the editor in chief of Laura LeRoy to have the success she s had, sa1 an uncomfortable one. The Review. Delaware lucky to have Robinson D~ayne Robinson knows what it's like to be unlucky. W1th four goals this seasop, Robinson is the Delaware soc­ cer team's leading goal scorer. With 10 career goals he's the Hens' active career scoring leader. ' He is having the best season of his life but the Hens at· 1-7, are having one of their worst. Unlucky. ' But the 6-foot, Wilmington native isn't too upset. See, he's been unlucky before. Mter Robi!lson'~ senior year a.t Tatnall High School, he was off t_o the Umvers1ty of Connecticut on a soccer scholarship. H1s freshman year, spent mostly on the bench Oike most freshman players at UConn), saw the Huskies advance to an NCAA fourth-place finish. He was playing on a winner. But Robinson also had grade troubles at UConn, and after his freshman year, enrolled at Delaware. Delaware, where talented soccer players don't receive huge scholarships, and where the soccer team won't go to the Final Four. Especially this year. "We have a team with a lot of young guys," Robinson said. "They're not used to the college tempo yet; but it will come." Jon So while the young players take their lumps and learn the college game, Sprlnger Robinson, a bit more familiar with the hardships of young players, leads the squad by example. It was Robinson who scored both goals - including the game-winner in the second overtime- in the Hens' lone vic­ tory this season over Elizabethtown. It's Robinson who has 80 percent of Delaware's goals. And, as his team suffered through lopsided, embarrassing losses to Lehigh and Drexel, it was Robinson who continued playing hard, shouting to his teammates to stay in the game. Considering the dreadful luck the Hens are having this season, the team can really use Robinson's attitude toward the game. "I look at [past losses] as spilt milk," Robinson said. "You just have to let it go, and try harder next time.'' With this season already stained with spilt milk Robinson feels confident that luck will somehow keep the team from spilling ahy more. "There's an old saying," Robinson said, "that the team that works the hardest, gets the luckiest." Coming from an athlete who knows what it's like to be unlucky, it's a good bet he's right.

Dwayne Robinson, with four goals, is Delaware's leading scorer this season. Jon Springer is a sports editor for The Review. Outmatched HPns lose two by Jon Springer Five different Tribesmen Sports Editor reached the nets as Delaware fell, 5-0. Nobody expected the Delaware soccer team to beat Offensively, Delaware could two nationally-ranked teams only muster a single shot to in one weekend. William and Mary's 10. Hens' The Hens didn't disappoint goalie Chris Kaufman record­ anyone. ed two saves. It was the prestigious Met "We didn't play our best Life Soccer Classic tourna­ [against William and Mary]," ment in Norfolk, Va.- 4,000 Kline said. "Every time we spectators and a pep band - made a mistake, we paid for and the Hens did not impress. it." They fell to both Old Dominion Being shut out, even by and William and Mary by 5-0 top-20 teams, is never plea­ verdicts. sant. What the hell were the But, again, nobody expected Hens doing in this them to win. tournament? "We were pretty much outclassed," said coach Loren "We thought we might have Kline. "These were Top-20 had a chance [at the beginning teams." of the season], but as things The Hens (1-7) were not. Old progressed, it looked like we Dominion (7-1) began the tour­ would be overmatched," Kline THE REVIEW/ Uoyd Fox explained. Delaware goaltender Ange Bradley holds the team career shutout mark with 22. nament, which included 5th­ ranked Rutgers, with a victory Even though Delaware was over Delaware Friday. overmatched, Kline said the The 14th-ranked Monarchs experience of being at the simply outplayed the Hens as tourney may help the Hens None shall pass . . they unleashed a 20-shot at­ with less skilled teams, par­ tack and jumped -out to a 3-o ticularly those in the East There aren't too many atllletes who thnve on leads aU goalkeepers m the .l!;~st ~oast t;On­ halftime lead. Coast Conference. Larry Bird and Jimmy Cofi!l~rs come ference, allowing only fo~ goals m eight games They both have a competitive edge this year for a fantastic .5 goals per game Doros Constantinou scored "It was a once-in-a-lifetime them perform better under average. Bradley's spectacular play has pav- twice, and Chris Haywood had experience for most of our ..,.___ ....._ __ . stressful conditions. ed the way for the Hens' 5-1-2 record and No. two goals and an assist. Lean­ players," Kline said. "All of dro Henri que beat Hens' our guy~ got to. play at. the Well, you had better add 3 ranking this ~eason. . . goalkeeper Dave Ormsby Delaware field hockey Bradley credits her SIX brothers and sisters highest level. Th1s was a first­ (eight saves) to finish the scor­ class tournament. goalie Ange Bradley to that for her competitive drive. . , . ing for Old Dominion. The list . "We were always competing? Br_adley satd. Hens managed only four shots. "I'm hopeful that we came Competitive is her middle "I always thought I could do things JUst as well How outplayed was away seeing how the top teams name. Whether it's field as they did." Delaware? across the country play." hockey, lacrosse or The second youngest, Bra~ey admits that "Our fastest player was What benefits the tourna­ miniature golf she hates to she had to stand up for herself m the household. about the same as their ment gave the Hens will be lose. "I lov~ to win," "Coming from a big family," she said, "it was slowest player," Kline said. tested Wednesday, as Bradley said. "I want to be every man for himself and only the strong Coming off Friday's loss Delaware hosts West Chester Keith the best." would survive. . was probably pretty tough for University. Kline is hoping for If you look at her perfor- "My brothers di~'t care that I was a grrl. the Hens. Facing 18th-ranked the best. Flamer mance this year, it would be if I touched something that belon_ged ~?them, safe to say that she is the they would knock me around a little. William and Mary, fresh off an "If we learned anything upset shootout victory over from playing in the tourna­ best. Bradley survived. As her siblings followed Rutgers, didn't make Sun­ As a senior captain, Bradley has led surpris- other ment, we should be suc­ in Delaware field She day's game any easier. cessful," Kline said.

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drive of the afternoon. But on a day when few things went right, even the touchdown was tainted. Fullback Tim Healy seemed sure to score from the Wildcat five, but instead fumbled on the two-yard line. The ball roll­ ed into the endzone where Anderson fell on it. The young Hens made too many mental mistakes, turn­ ing the ball over seven times. "We could very easily be 3-1 or 4-0 if we didn't have so many mental mistakes," · fense on frack. They managed Coyne said. "They really kill­ only 269 yards, while the ed us." porous defense gave up 486 If Delaware expects to yards. escape the Grim Reaper in the Which is no way to stop con­ conference race, they will struction on that coffin. THE REVIEW/ Dan Della Piazza have to get the impotent of- Sophomore halfback Gil Knight has been one of the only bright spots for Delaware football in '87. Delaware's Moe Scally scores the only Hen goal in their 2-lloss to 12th-ranked Maryland Thursday. Terra_pins cool off Delaware junior Nari Bush said. a bit of bad luck as one shot the wrist with a stick. She suf- "They played a good game," by Keith Flamer Terra pins are turtles. bounced off the top ofthe goal. fered a fracture and will miss goalkeeper Ange Bradley said. Assistant Sports Editor Turtles are supposed to be Bad luck was the only for- one to three weeks. "We just couldn't get things COLLEGE PARK, MD.- slow, aren't they? Well, ap- tune Delaware could get out of That seemed to let all the air going. The hard part appeared to be parently these Terrapins have this cookie. out of the Blue Hen balloon. "It's not that we played bad, over. been watching old Bugs Bun- With about 2 minutes left, There would be no spec- but I don't think we played our The Delaware field hockey ny reruns and observing how hardluck senior Sheila Moore tacular comeback this time. best." team made their way to No.3 quick turtles can be. went down after she was hit in Delaware lost 2-1. in the nation by beating top ten "We were struggling with contenders Penn State and frustration because of their Stanford, and tying No.2 West ability to beat us to the ball," Chester. said coach Mary Ann Hit- R.I.P.: 'Cats leav But it has been said that all chens. "There were a couple of good things must come to an times out there when it ap­ end. The Hens are wondering, peared that they were playing "Why so soon?" with cannons and we were Delaware lost their first playing with toothpicks." Hens for dead, 45-2 game of the season Thursday Delaware had the cannons to the University of Maryland, at the start of the game, by Jeff James "We can't afford-to spot teams these points 2-1. however. With 25: 33left in the Sports Editor and expect to win," captain Chris Coyne said. But that's not the only loss first half, Scally scored her The Yankee Conference's undertaker was Delaware scored in the first quarter for the they would suffer. The Hens third goal of the year to give probably busy Saturday, fitting the Delaware first time this season when, with 53 seconds to (5-1-2) will most likely slip the Hens a 1-0 lead. football team for a coffin. play, quarterback David Sierer found James from their No. 3 ranking and, It appeared as though The Hens' ( 1-3 overall, 0-3 in the Yankee Con­ Anderson open in the endzone on a four-yard more importantly, they lost a Delaware was on its way to an ference) 45-21 debacle of a loss to New Hamp­ pass. The play capped an eight-play, 26-yard starter from their lineup in the easy victory. Then, the shire at Cowell Stadium drove yet another nail drive that was aided by Gil Knight's 2-yard run physical game against the celebration ended and the in Delaware's hopes of repeating as conference on fourth and two at the New Hampshir 12th-ranked Terrapins ( 4-3-1). frustration began. champions. 18-yard line. Maryland beat Delaware at Maryland scored with 12:21 With an 0-3 start - and a share of the con­ In the second quarter, coach Tubby Raymon their own game ¢ hustling, left and added another seven ference cellar - Delaware has about as good decided to have a little fun, playing musica scrambling, good passing, minutes later. a chance of winning the title as Gary Hart does quarterbacks. defense and goaltending. The first half ended with of becoming the next president. Craig McCoy replaced Sierer and played th "I think we played well," Maryland ahead, 2-1. The Grim Reaper, in the form of New Hamp­ second and third quarters, but was ineffective, sophomore Moe Scally said. The Hens then ran into shire quarterback Bobby Jean, had the completing only four-of-15 passes for 26 yar "But we didn't hustle as much another defensive wall about Delaware defense spooked early, as the Hens and two interceptions. or put enough pressure on as high and wide as the one in spotted the Wildcats 14 points on two big plays The second half featured plenty of scoring them. China. before the game was even five minutes old. New Hampshire scoring - and the Hens ver "They were really up for the There were very few Things only got worse for the Hens, and if sion of hot potato. The offense gave away th game," Scally continued, chances to score until late in they were smart they would have called the air­ ball practically every time, while the Wildcats "they wanted it more." the game. port to confirm their plane reservations home. scored time after time after time. That's how it looked from Delaware had a couple of But, of course, they didn't. Delaware did manage to creep within 1 the sidelines, too. breakaway opportunities late, The defense stuck it out and, while they show­ points, 24-14, early in the third quarter on thei "They were aggressive and but could not take advantage ed signs of improving, could only watch as New best quick in getting to the ball," of them. The Hens even drew Hampshire tried to wear out the scoreboard. continued to page 31