Insert Song Lyrics Here]: the Uses and Misuses of Popular Music Lyrics in Legal Writing
[Insert Song Lyrics Here]: The Uses and Misuses of Popular Music Lyrics in Legal Writing Alex B. on^* Table of Contents I. For Those About To Rock (I Salute You) .............................. ~.,532 11. I'm Looking Through You ............. ....... .. ...... ........ ...... 537 A. I Count the Songs That Make the Legal Profession Sing, I Count the Songs in Most Everything, I Count the Songs That Make the Young Lawyers Cry, I Count the Songs, I Count the Songs ................................................. 537 B. Add It Up. .. .. .. .. .. ............... .. .... .... ,, ,, ... 539 C. I'm Looking Through You .................... .. .................. 541 1. It Takes a Profession of Thousands To Hold Us Back .... 541 2. Baby Boomers Selling You Rumors of Their History ..... 544 3. What the World Needs Now Is Another Foik Singer .....546 4. Every Kind of Music But Country ..................................549 5. I Hate Alternative Rock ......................................... 553 111. I Hate Music . Sometimes I Don't ............................................ 555 A. I Hate Music . ......... .. ....... .. ....... ..... .... ....,, . .... 556 1. I Used to Be Disgusted, Now I Try to Be Amused ......... 556 2. Flirtin' With Disaster (q'all Know What I Mean) ..........564 B. Sometimes I Don't .................. ........................569 1. Like A Song I Have to Sing ............................................ 569 2. What's So Funny 'Bout (Parody, Satire, * Associate Professor of Law, Oklahoma City University School of Law. Thanks to Dennis Arrow, Jim Chen, Barry Johnson. Chad Oldfather, and Eugene Volokh for their comments on an earlier draft. Thanks also to Mike Wrubel and Brett Schuman for their contributions. Huge thanks to Patti Monk for her tireless reference assistance. Dedicated to Robert Pollard for helping me to remember and Robert Rogan, Chris Clark, John Morris, Scott Renk.
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