Scholarship Money Students React to Lacrosse Overcomes Still Available—page3 Kwame Toure—page 4 Hardships—page 7 The TRAIL Volume 7, Number 18 University of Puget Sound March 7, 1985 Bathroom Walls: Medium For Heated

Student Debate — see page 2

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• Page 2, THE TRAIL, March 7, 1985 EDITORIALS Controversy Abounds On Lavatory Walls "This really is a liberal Student # 1: ' 'It is sad to terested in money than the are most of my acquain- am not complaining. I am arts education! " At think that UPS is con- world around it, an ad- tances here. " trying to inform others of least, that's the view of sidered a venerable in- ministration which caters Studsent # 7: "Welcome problems which with a an anonymous graffiti stitution. " to the social elite...a to the real world! Why collective effort could be author who has been stirr- Student # 2: "Unap- president who stresses don't you think about solved. " ing up controversy in the preciative, spoilt girll" separation of students how you could change it Student # 8: "Boy, am I rather than unity... shall I instead of complaining impressed with the quality go on?" about it?" of graffitti in this place! Student # 6: "How about Student # 1: "Stating a This really is a liberal arts supporting your allega- problem—recognizing a education. " tions—racist, unconcern- problem—is the first step To which Student # 9 ed with world, etc...I'm in attempting to change it, replied: "Sarcasm will get not like that and neither which I am trying to do. I you everywhere. " Recollections of the Great Hall

Ladies Room of second Student # 3: "Do you floor SUB for the past really have the education, month. experience, and judge- When the Trail caught ment to say it is not? It is wind of the rumor that fine to question authority, better editorial exchange but at least do so with was taking place on the careful consideration. " walls of the lavoratory Student # 4: "What is than on its editorial pages, being questioned?" we decided to investigate. Student # 5: "Her The following is a ver- maturity. '' batim account of what we Student # 1: "What is found scrawled upon the being questioned is a stall wall (second one over university which is racist, from the paper towels.) a student body more in- The TRAIL "Hold your tray real still and I bet we can get your lunch to jump back over."

Editor Christina A. Tarantula Letters to the Editor News Editor Greg Deimel Sound? What are you going to up on it and work on retention Arts/Features Editor Cathryn F. Shipley do to keep them here? Are you as well. Sports Editors Paul Avery Senators planning to vote some serious Paul Battaglia changes to diversify things like Freda Monroe Photography Editor Jamie Taylor Have Busy the curriculum to interest the Photography Staff Dave Stafford.. Steven Lee newcomers or are you expec- Production Manager Missy Marquess Term Ahead Sports Business Manager Michelle De Muth ting the "diversed" people to Advertising Manager Ed Wilder To the Editor: UPS you apply to do it? By Advertising Staff Heidi Kirkpatrick I would like to commend voting to try and bring more Get Typesetters Carol Sterkel, the senators. I would also like diverse people to UPS you Susie Scroggins, Debby Ward to address a few questions to (and all of us) now have the Coverage Media Advisor Cynthia Nebert them. responsibility to try and retain Way to go senators. You these people. There is a lack of To the Sports Editor, voted for Affirmative Action. support for the retention of Thanks very much for the The University of Puget Sound Trail is published weekly during the normal school year. OpiMons expressed are not necessarily those of the Trail staff un the University Now that its passed what are diverse groups. Senators, nice article in this UPS Trail. Administration. All comments and questions can by addressed to the Trail at 1 590 N Warner St. Tacoma WA 98406. Our office is located in the Student Union Building you going to do if it works and voting for Affirmative Action We appreciate the coverage. room 008 and our phone number is (206) 756-3397. more diversed groups come to was a good step as long as the University of Puget there is a serious plan to follow Joe Peyton

March 7, 1985, THE TRAIL, Page 3 NEWS

Air Force will visit campus The United States Air Force will have a specialty theater van on campus to enlighten visitors with current Air Force programs and career opportunities. The van will be located in the Warner Gym parking lot on Monday, March 25 from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. The van features a mini-theater where interested visitors can watch a program entitled "Shaping the Future". There will also be a lounge area where visitors can obtain literature and talk to Air Force representatives. Special Events offers Winterfest Special events is sponsoring a Winterfest escape to Sno- Eric Holman On the 24th, the library will be open until 2 a.m. for students who want qulamie pass on March 9. to study. For the week of March 25 the library will be open: Mon. through Students will have the opportunity to ski at the reduced Thurs. from 7:45 a.m. to midnight; study 'til 2 a.m.; Fri. 7:45 a.m. to 10 p.m.; rate of $10.50 from 1:30 p.m. to closing, or $8.50 from Sat. 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. Sunday the hours are 11 a.m. to midnight; with study til 5:30 to closing. There will also be a live band in the Sno- 2 a.m. In addition, the library will be open weekdays 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. as part qualmie Lodge. of their summer schedule. Special Events will have free buses leaving campus at 12:30 and 4:30 p.m. and returning to UPS at midnight. For more information, stop by the information booth, or Scholarship Bank Provides Money programs office in second floor SUB. Deadlines are quickly ap- for full time work following approximately $20,000 in Tacoma reaches out to Irkutsk proaching for summer and fall graduation. potential money for college. Private aid comes from The Tacoma-Irkutsk (U.S. and Soviet matched cities) financial aid, according to The The Scholarship Bank is the America's largest foundations, Pairing Project sponsored by Sixth Sense and formally en- Scholarship Bank. dorsed by Mayor Doug Sutherland, invites all those in- largest private scholarsip bank corporations, unions, and Students with financial terested to it's kickoff. The first package will be sent in the country for private donors and totals ap- needs should begin now to in- March 11 from the Evergreeen Post Office (by Mall; undergraduate and for proximately 500 million vestigate some of the more dollars, or one fourth of all 40001 S. Pine) at 4:00 p.m. All persons present will be in than 25,000 private aid graduate grants and loans. The a photograph sent to Irkutsk. computer can help you find available aid. Thus, it is an ex- sources, according to Steve tremely valuable additon to the This outreach program is part of a national educational Danz, Director. These funds sources designed just for you, private and state moneys and non-partisan project. Part of the local project is a are available to students with based on your major, occupa- available. speaker's bureau, with slide presentation, available for schools and other interested groups. tional goal, geographic As an example of the depth interests in a number of fields, Sixth Sense is a group of people of the Sixth Congres- desires, type of aid requested of the search, the bank reports and many do not depend on sional District working toward a sensible solution to the (scholarships, loans, summer one student found 36 sources demonstrated financial need, arms race. as do state and federal funds. work), and special skills and for the most unusual major of hobbies. ''deep sea diver''. Students Spring Break rental policy For example, students with an wishing to use the search The Expeditionary announces its rental policy for Spring According to the director, interest in business, law, and should send a stamped, self Break which includes the chance to rent equipment for one the computer guarantees each accounting can receive a sti- addressed envelope to The week at the normal weekend rate. Gear may be picked up pend from the Exceptional Stu- student at least fifty sources of Scholarship Bank, 10100 San- on March 14 and 15 and returned on March 25. The Ex- dent Fellowship Fund, and ap- aid. It has been estimated that ta Monica #2600, LA CA peditionary will be closed during Spring Break. ply to the parent corportation each package of aid represents 90067. THE $1 Off Small $2 Off PIZZA Or Large Pizza ANSWER Medium Aft FREE gl/ DELIVERY Expires March 14, 1985 Pizza

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Their second , Conrad Today formed originally to sold- Right now, the band is do- album, How Will the Wolf Lozano, Louie Perez, and out audiences at the Oregon ing its first major tour to pack- Survive? is quickly climbing to , all come from Showcase presents Shakespeare Festival for ed dance floors and widespread the top of the charts. They East Los Angelos, but the Boden and Zanetto, a two seasons, opens at the critical acclaim. If the band were recently named best new sounds on the new album duo who specialize in Tacoma Actor's Guild. It sticks to the sound that they artists of the year by Rolling show much more diversity 1920's jazz. Noon in the will run through April 6. have developed, they will con- Stone magazine, and won a than those of many 'hardcore' Snack Bar; free. Tickets are available tinue to win the support of the Grammy for the traditional bands coming out of that area. through the box office public. One area where they (272-2145) or Bon ticket song Anselma off their first "The Breakdown" has a The 2918 Off- Broadway have picked up a lot of support album, ...and a time to dance. distinctively southern sound. Series concludes with Lan- office (475-7292). is on college campuses around When a band gets this kind Steve Berlin, formerly of the ford Wilson's Ludlow Fair, the nation. Rolling Stone has of attention, there must be Blasters, produced both and Stage Directions. Cur- Guitarist Christopher them at number three on col- something good, and there is; albums with T-Bone Burnett. tain is 8 p.m. at the Inside Parkening performs in a lege album charts. not a single bad song on the Their music is most often Theatre. concert with the Tacoma Their concert in the new album. It is hard to try to labeled as Tex-Mex, a music Symphony Orchestra Fieldhouse Sunday, will give classify their sound in any one that sprouted up on the border Women Painters of at Pantages Centre, 8 p.m. UPS and excellent opportunity category. The title track off between Texas and Mexico, Mithila, India and drawings Edward Seferian conducts. to see the band in action. I'm the new album is a great song, made popular by people like by Melinda Leibers are on sure that they won't be perfor- a good mellow tune that is Joe Ely. They also evidence exhibit in Kettredge ming the smaller venues for easy to listen to. Don't be sur- rhythm and blues influences, Gallery through March much longer. In answer to the Saturday prised when it starts popping and even a little bit of country 16. Gallery hours are Mon- question asked by the title of up on pop radio stations. Los and western. The unique day through Friday, 10 Movies, Movies... in the new album, yes, the wolf Lobos is one of many new sound of ther accordian, one a.m. to 4 p.m. and Sunday addition to Dr. Strangelove will survive. American bands that are trying thing that most Tex-Mex from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. and Batman at midnight, Free. Campus Films presents in a series of Disney Formal preview of the matinees, Incredible Washington Women's Journey at 2 p.m. $2. Toure Stirs Audience Heritage Project at the Washington State Historical 2918 Off-Broadway by Michael Miller many times dissenters were I can be shot right here. " Museum ( 315 North Series, Inside Theatre, 8 He spoke with the zeal of left standing in total confu- When asked why he left Stadium Way) from p.m. an orator, the force of a sion. Toure' used his world America to return to Africa, he 5:30-6:30 p.m. The ex- revolutionary, and the grace of travels as analogies, and the replied, "It's not why I'm hibit presents the story of Tacoma Symphony a philosopher. Students of heat of the moment for a leaving, it's why I came. " Washington women from Orchestra with guest ar- UPS and others came to listen. script. There was the emotional cry the 1890's to 1970's with tist Christopher Parkening, Though he addressed fewer He laughed at his own wit. of Blacks who asked, "Why photographs, letters and at 8 p.m. in Pantages Cen- than two hundred students, He raised his voice and pound- revolution?" There was the oral history. tre. one would have to agree that ed on the podium when the emotional cry of Whites who his vibrant rhetoric intrigued assassination of Martin Luther asked "Why seperation?" many. One would have to King was touched upon. Kwame Toure' put several Friday speculate that his recent trip to "What did he do?" he answers into the air, but few Sunday America nostalgically reminded shouted. ''What did he do?" could see his reasoning, few could understand. He talked as 2918 Off-Broadway him of the middle-and-late- For a brief moment the Stokely of old had reappeared, if he wanted to go on all night, Series, Inside Theatre, 8 Dr. Strangelove...Bat- sixties when his name—then man...Incredible Journey. Stokely Carmichael—was the Stokely who had been ar- and was more than once P.m. Campus Films. both feared and respected and rested more than 35 times for reminded that the hour was This week, Campus when his rebellious principles using the "by any means late. For a brief while, he sat necessary tactic" to end the with members of the audience Films presents Dr. Tacoma Philharmonic of Black Power shook all racial tension of the sixties. He and tried to recruit them into Strangelove, plus a mid- presents the Utah Sym- America. had led marches. He had in- his African Revolutionary Par- night showing of Batman. phony Orchestra at 3 The first floor of the p.m. in Pantages Centre. Kilworth Chapel was filled stigated the sit-ins. ty. Within his militant political The emotion of the evening Cultural Events presents Tickets available at the box with emotion as this con- Seattle Movement, office (591-5894) and all troversial figure criticized rhetoric was another message died down only when the hour of concern for humanity. He grew late. Listeners reluctantly dynamic modern dance im- Ticketmaster outlets. America, capitalism, and said his efforts to free Africa, dispersed in ones and twos, provisation at 8 p.m. in America's political awareness. "Will benefit all of leaving behind a man whose Jacobsen Recital Hall. Ad- Popular Entertainment He said, "Most American's humanity. " Too few students ideas had challenged some, mission is $4 general, $2 presents Los Lobos in know more about Dallas and for students. concert at the Fieldhouse, 8 Dynasty than they know about in America go to college to try confused others, and had in- p.m. what's going on in Beirut, to alleviate man's suffering, spired many more. A straggler said Toure'. He said too many followed him backstage, still International Women's Lebanon, or Nicaragua. " He try to better only their own asking questions. When it was Day celebration will be held said most Black Americans lives. Throughout the evening all over, he left alone through in Kilworth Chapel from 7 know more about Michael Tuesday one could see on his face the the back door of Kilworth to 10 p.m. The Tacoma Jackson than they do about joy of challenging and attack- Chapel. One could wonder if Women's Choir will be Showcase presents mime Jesse Jackson. He accused ing contrary beliefs. Toure' felt he had accomplish- on hand, singing "songs of and amusement with An- Blacks of being ashamed of ed his goal—to recruit sup- solidarity, struggle and in- drew Clen. Noon in the their ancestry. He challenged He boasted frequently of being a revolutionary. He porters for the freedom and spiration. " Free. Snack Bar. Free. listeners in their political, economic, and social beliefs; said, "1 'm not afraid of dying. unification of Africa.

March 7, 1985, THE TRAIL, Page 5 Inside Theatre Opens 2918 Series by Cathryn Shipley The Wedding on the Eiffel "new project. " The narrated plays, it was announced. with Ludlow Fair, by Lanford The Inside Theatre opened Tower was an ambitious effort text was translated into French There will be German transla- Wilson, and Stage Directions its spring season with nearly a which succeeded fairly well. In over headphones provided for tions available for Bertolt by Israel Horovitz on March 7, full house on March 1. The addition to extravagant the audience by prearrange- Brecht's The Good Person of 8 and 9. Curtain time is 8 " 2918 Off-Broadway' Series design, a large cast and in- ment. The Inside Theatre Szechwan, which premieres in p.m. and admission $4 of four one-act plays was off tricate choreography, Wedding hopes to continue this practice April. general, $3 students/seniors to an elegant start with The was made the occasion of a for each of its foreign language The Series will conclude for all four shows. American Dream, Edward Albees's classic parody of domestic life, and Jean Cocteau's The Wedding on the Eiffel Tower. American Dream was writ- ten 25 years ago; today its

sardonic soap opera style still makes one wince with recogni- tion. As if to drive home the immediacy of what will take place, a Mastercard commercial blares from a tiny television set as the stage lights come up. Daddy (John Clapp) sits on the sofa cracking nuts. Mom- my (Kendra Murray) launches into a tirade at him concerning her recent shopping trip. We are in Anywhere, USA, and "they" have not yet shown up. While all members of the cast played their parts ad- mirably, it was Robin Dean who stole the show as Grand- ma, whom Mommy and Dad- dy think of as senile, but who still has a few tricks up her sleeve. Grandma wraps boxes, and is given to polemics and platitudes that have the ring of truth. Dean carries off lines like, "Old people are gnarled and sagged and twisted into the shape of a complaint, " without a break in character. Her excellent makeup and stage presence made it im- I possible to guess her true age. When "they" show up, they turn out to be a she: Mrs. Barker, (Heidi Miller), a 'pro- fessional woman' who non- 001111INO S chalantly takes off her dress as if it were a coat. The /10# characters discuss the reason -- PIZZA she was asked to come —which they have 'forgot- ten' as too delicate to men- tion. Enter the American Dream, in the shape of a young man TREE: (J. Dan Holsenback) looking for work. Holsenback plays a striking, self-conscious stud, who turns the audience into a large mirror. He tells Grandma 30 minute that he will do anything for 2513 N. Proctor I guarantee money, since he no longer has the capacity to feel. ' 'I accept the syntax around me... " he Fast, Free Delivery" .... Good at locations declaims, as ominous, menac- 11:00 a.m.-1:00 a.m. Mon-Thurs I • ing music (or the backed-up 1 1 : 0 0 a.m. 2:00 a.m. Fri-Sat I _ listed. 2 N "Johnny"?) swells. It may be 1 1 : 0 0 a.m. 12 midnight Sunday I 0 N true, as Albee's characters Owl drivers carry less I • 0 CT. —.\z---- thet0-$24100..- -- ------11 claim, that ''You just can't get i LirtItted delivery area. ,./ I satisfaction these days; " if so, 0111 Dominds Pizza, Inc. the final irony lies in the satisfaction American Dream NO IN= MI= MIMI= U NE =I • IN IN MN NO MI MO gave its audience.

Page 6, THE TRAIL, March 7, 1985 FEATURES Dezcallar Verbalizes European Point Of View by Abelardo M. Batista to Salamanca, Spain, and to are in the hands of the United European defense, due to the Britain, West Germany, and Memories of smoke-filled those Spaniards and Europeans States. Europe does not issue of nuclear parity. An in- France all have strong na- rooms where Spanish was intently discussing world believe in the American nuclear crease in American isolationist tionalistic reasons for not spoken over a beer or wine politics, smoking, and having warranty, said Dezcallar. In feeling the increased allowing a coherent united came to mind as I sat in the more beers as the conversation other words, Europe doesn't dependence that a star wars front. Shelmidine room of the library deepened into a cloudy believe the U.S. will defend it defense system would imply; Dezcallar left us with a final and heard Rafael Dezcallar morass. when push comes to shove. and a Europe's different defin- puff of cigarette smoke. If talk. Rafael Dezcallar, a Dezcallar was able to pre- The second level is tion of a Soviet "threat" are something is not done by member of the Spanish sent a European point of view geographic vulnerability. also important factors, he said. either or both the U.S. and the Diplomatic Corps is presently with honesty and control. He Western Europe is a tiny Dezcallar expressed the dire Europeans, he said regarding a resident fellow at the In- said that the U.S. must stop microcosm in relation to the need for an outlet for U.S. the instability of NATO and stitute for East-West Security its "crusade-like, militant, size of all of Europe. The third hegemonic feelings towards the growing unhappiness in Studies in New York. He ideological fight, " and men- level explains how a Europe. He spoke clearly of Europe, the outcome might be spoke on Europe, NATO, and tioned that Europe does not "resource" is an how it is in the interest of the disaster on all sides. the East-West problem on Fri- play that role, "not because economic/political resource U.S. not to lose Europe as an Walking out of the library day to packed room of they are virtuous but lack the and that Western Europe is not ally. It would also be in the in- was not like walking home listeners. means. ' Dezcallar said unified resource group. terest of both the U.S. and the from a bar in Salamanca. Dezcallar said that Euro- NATO is an unbalanced struc- Figuratively, we were left U.S.S.R. not to have Europe There, the long walk home at peans are nervous about their ture, Europe is unhappy, and a with a lot of ashes in a now become a third "world four in the morning was position in the world vis-a-vis change is imminent. He darkened smoke-filled room power." he said. He feels it is peaceful and almost refreshing East-West tensions. It might described the options with the headache of the not to Europe's advantage at as I let my mind wander thru have been this statement available, not only to Euro- hangover threatening to hit this moment to lose the U.S. the fresh air and cobblestone which so vividly took me back peans but to the U.S. before the night was over. and disband NATO. This will streets of Spain. Walking out Dezcallar outlined Europe's Europeans do not feel secure not be possible until European of the library at four in the dependence on the U.S. and do not get a feeling of nations act together, said Dez- afternoon, I could almost sense McKinley Hill through membership in NATO security from the U.S. via callar. the stench of the smoke filled on three levels. First is that of NATO. The growing instabili- The three greatest powers air back in Spain and the reali- Pizza Co. a military dependence based on ty in NATO was the essence of Western Europe—Great ty of the entire mess. the fact that the armaments offering of Dezcallar's argument. defending Western Europe, Those ashes burning from the Great Pizza and the decision to use them cigarettes in memory came down to settle in the pit of Classical Guitarist and W L Typing Service reality when Dezcallar said Free Delivery Any typing job done that "instability can mean the Graces Pantages on Professional Equipment nuclear winter. " Try Our $9.99 Reasonable Rates The major factor accounting by Jim Earley In addition to his solo CALL 246-9386 for the growing insecurity and David Goldfarb engagements, Parkening has within NATO is the change in Christopher Parkening, ac- 3 Topping Pizza recorded numerous releases. 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Sarah will be ready, and- Coach Duncan is optimistic tant young men and women performance. "The one- way south are looking to bring plans to take her champion- for this group who have really are on their way to Orlando, hundred and two-hundred home a few strong finishes ships with her to Walt Disney worked hard all season to Florida for the NCAA Division flies are our strongest also. Sarah Rudolph should be World following the meet. reach this point. He just counts II National Swimming and events, " said Head coach a strong contender in the Other swimmers that hope his blessings saying, "Right Diving Championships with a Duncan. Damon Beninger and freestyle events in Orlando. to finish the well are: Ted Bib- now, everyone is healty. " full head of steam. Next week David Haynes are hopeful Sarah won three events at Na- bes, Daryl Ehrenheim, Jeff Hopefully they will stay that these Loggers will step off the finalists in the one-hundred tionals last year and hopes, Rodgers, Chris Sollars, and way. plane into 80° weather con- yard event, along with Rick "to win the same events this centrating solely on the crystal Watson. Breaststroker Robb year but with much faster 101 lot 'or 101 10 117 blue water known thoroughout Powers is expected to do well times. " Rudolph had fast the region. The water in ques- in both the 100- and 200-yard times at the Pac West Con- tion, however will be where breast stroke events. Should ference meet and is looking the nations top swimmers Powers finish first or second in forward to beating those in compete to their highest abilty the 200-yard breaststroke, he Florida. "Her times at the HAIR ^DESIGNERS

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Yesterday offical Light Beer cond Annual Camping Trip" hope that the 'less-filling- sources announced that outgo- television advertisement, tastes great' controversy ing ASUPS Business Vice Poston will portray the group's doesn't blemish my record as a President David Poston has financial consultant. "So- decisive drinker. I definitely signed an exclusive, multi-year meone has to keep an eye on believe that Light Beer is less contract with the Swiller Brew- their pocket money. We want filling...at my weight that is ing Company. Poston will ap- to promote Poston as the only my only criterion. " Poston pear in upcoming "Light Beer member with the capability to will meet with the "tastes from Swiller" television com- think clearly at all times...even great" members in early April mercials along with other after a few beers, " said the to clear up any hostilities. "I celebrities including Bubba spokesman. think after they meet me in Smith and Bob "Mr. "I am extremely pleased person they'll be Baseball" Ueker. Famous ex-vice president with my new contract as it will sympathetic, " said the ASUPS David Poston. "We have been looking for provide me with many new ex- verteran. a new face for a long time, " periences not available at the Poston will begin promoting said one official who requested and good looks will compli- University of Puget Sound, " that his name not be released. ment the rest of the cast. " In said the newest Light Beer for Swiller Light in late April. "Poston's unique personality the soon to be released "Se- member by phone. "I only Agenda Senate Retreat Spring, 1985 March 9, 10 Saturday, March 9

9:00 am—Meet in front schools." "Why Pro- served. "Why I want to 8:30-9:30 —Recess: of Sub. grams kind of work at be a good leader."- kickbatls can be 9:15 am—Time of UPS." Mikey "What does the checked out from Mr. departure. 12:00-12:30—Cynthia vice president do at 10:30 am—Arrive at Nebert, Media "Jour- recess?"-Margi Solidarios. Grant Elementary nalism is good." 4:30-6:30—Playtime (do 9:30-Morning— Bedtime School. 12:30-2:00— Break for not climb the monkey- (go right to sleep). 10:30 am—Organization, lunch and bars without Mr. Bedtime story read by potty, and donuts. nap. Dodson or Mr. Mr. Dodson. Dr. Suess' 2:00-2:30—Dean David Solidarios present!), " 'Are You My Time to Work: Dodson "History of dinner (Spagettios), Mother?' and Co- ASB at UPS in one and cartoons. Curricular parallels." 11:00-11:15—Show and complex sentence." 6:45-8:30 —Margi and Sweet dreams! tell by Mike and "ASB vs. Token Laurie Alvardo "What 8:30-10:00— Breakfast Margi. Representation." we did on our and clean-up. 11:15-12:00—Semi 2:30-2:45—Ice Breaker Christmas vaca- 10:00-10:30—Potty and Solidarios, programs. game. tions."-"What Senate "UPS Student 2:45-4:30 —Mikey and did on its Christmas recess. Government vs. other Margi: punch will be vacation." 10:30—Let's go home.