Ngongotaha News February 2020 Issue
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NGONGOTAHA NEWS The Sunny side of the Mountain - FLUORIDE FREE NGONGOTAHA Editor Ann Henderson Mob: 027 2379 204 Email: [email protected] website: www.ngongotahanews.co.nz NEXT DEADLINE: MARCH 2020 FEBRUARY 2020 ISSUE RUGBY FAMILY FUN DAY NGONGOTAHA SENIORS VS WAIHOU SATURDAY 7TH MARCH 2.45 KICKOFF COME JOIN US - @ THE MAMAKU DOMAIN MAMAKU STREET MAMAKU HANGI AVAILABLE 1 TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS Kelly Lelieveld B Bus, CA If you think you could be getting more for your accounting dollar, for example a service that: [email protected] 021 804 544 ~ Has someone local that you can talk to ~ Understands business moneymetrics.co.nz ~ Can save you valuable time ~ Doesn’t cost the earth ~ Has the highest professional standards ~ Can assess if Xero is right for you Then contact Kelly Lelieveld at Money Metrics. Kelly is a Chartered Accountant with extensive experience over many industries. Kelly is passionate about business & would love the opportunity to talk with you so, for a free no-obligation meeting, contact Kelly now! SOME DO'S AND DON'TS On Wedding Attendance: A man walks into a bar one night, he goes up the barman and • Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift asks for a beer. "Certainly sir, that'll be 1cent" • If you are so honoured to be the groom, it is best to Are you sure exclaimed the guy, "Yes" says the barman. refrain from bringing a date So the guy glances over the menu and asks if he could • When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter have a nice juicy T bone steak with fries, peas and a salad. how hot it is, it's too hard to explain "Certainly sir" replies the barman, but all that comes to real Etiquette for all Occasions money? "How much money?" enquires the guy. "Four • Never take alcohol to a job interview, and especially cents" he replies. "Four Cents?" where is the guy who owns don't offer it to the interviewer the place? The barman replies "Upstairs with my wife, • It's considered tacky to take a cooler or bottle to church doing the same as what I am doing with his business" • Always try to identify people in your yard before shooting them PROBLEMS AND SOLUTIONS • Even if you are certain that you are included in the will, SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet it's considered tacky to drive the Furniture Removal Van FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle in the funeral procession ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling A passenger plane on a cross country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and SYMPTOM: Beer usually pale and tasteless lightning. The passengers are screaming sure the plane is FAULT: Glass empty going to crash and they are all going to die. At the height ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer of the storm, a young woman jumps op and exclaims "I can't take this anymore, I can't just sit here and die like an animal SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with flourescent strapped into this chair. If I am going to die, let me die lights feeling like a woman one last time" She sees a hand raise FAULT: You have fallen over backward in the back, and a handsome tall muscular man smiles and ACTION: Have yourself chained to the bar starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She sees his huge muscles even in the poor SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand FAULT: You have fallen forward and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you ACTION: See above die. Are you interested?" "YES!" she answers. As the man hands her his shirt, he says "Here, Iron this" 2 Rotorua Ford & Mazda Become part of the “We RFAMily Club” Locally owned and operated family business for 25 years. The home of New Zealand’s #1selling vehicle 5 years running! The Ford Ranger: The home of New Zealand’s most awarded manufacturer - Mazda Rotorua Ford and Mazda 148-150 Lake Road, Rotorua 07 348 7444 www.RotoruaFordMazda.co.nz 3 ST. BARNABAS ANGLICAN CHURCH a very friendly bunch of bowlers. For new members coaching School Road, Ngongotaha will be available and flat sole shoes are essential. We have a Sunday: 9.45am Eucharist followed by coffee and fellowship. new president this year John Rayner. We wish him all the best. Thursday: 9.45am Contemplative Eucharist followed by coffee I’m sure he will handle things smoothly. Cheryl and Bruce can and fellowship. 11.00am Bible Study take a back seat now, although I’m sure they will be still there Wednesday1st & 3rd: 1.30pm Games afternoon (Scrabble, to help. See you all on the 10th February. Let’s hope it’s another Rumikub, 500 etc) good year of bowling. Friday: 9.30am during term time. Music and Movement for preschoolers. Anyone looking at playing bowls can contact: All Welcome, an hour of fun and fellowship John Rayner 07 5625012 10.00am.Walking Group – meet outside St. Barnabas for a 1 – 1 Kevin Whyte 07 3574766 ½ hr gentle walk. 4th Friday: 7.00pm Games Evening (Scrabble, Rumikub etc.) all Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within welcome reach of every hand. ... MESSY CHURCH: Sunday23rd February 4.00pm – 6.00pm All e Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. ... Rotorua Dahlia Club Annual Show In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities. ... 29th February Ngongotaha Hall School Rd You're nothing short of my everything. ... 11am-3pm Love is friendship set on fire. ... Gold coin entry Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning Ngongotaha Indoor Bowls 2020 Indoor Bowling Club Well here it is nearly the end of January and that means February is only around the corner and yes it will be the start of Steve’s Fencing the 2020 bowls season. I just want to remind all members and Residental and rural fencing, Retaining wall’s intending members that our first night for the season is the 10th Repair or new work. No job to small. February. Our opening night will be the 17th February. This is Reasonable hourly rate or can quote for job where our Patron Mr Dibley will roll up the first bowl for the 027 8260573 season. We will welcome new members with open arms. We are [email protected] v 332 3575 OR 0275 865 757 (Duncan) www.giffordbuilders.co.nz [email protected] Always check the LBP Register to ensure your building practitioner is licensed. 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