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INSIDE TV/Theaters Advice Teen Examiner *SHZZPÄLKZ C Standard-Examiner Monday, February 2, 2009

ever did in high school, but for the most part, it wasn’t a whole lot harder. There wasn’t as much busy work as you would get regularly in high school.” — Skinner • Great expectations: “I love my classes. College College classes are definitely different from high school; they expect a lot more from students. It is easier to miss class in the sense that a lot of classes don’t have attendance policies; yet, it is harder to make up work.” — Loomis • Hard work: “The classes are about the same as far as subject material, but the workload is much more intense. They are harder to miss 101 be- #Z$)&3*1&"$0$,"/%+6-*"4"950/ cause 59DPSSFTQPOEFOUT you hat is don’t college have life class Wreally every like? day It’s a question on which the minds of many high means school students, so we more decided to find out by material catching up with some is covered fellow TX.ers who have in every just completed their first class period.” semester of university life. — Hunsaker Is different than they expected? Does romance Advice for reign big on campus? What was teens the biggest shock of college life? We interviewed by e-mail • Don’t sweat the following former TX.ers it: “Don’t let it who graduated in 2008: Kayleigh intimidate you. I Skinner, a Layton High graduate now was terrified going attending Brigham Young University; to school, because I Aubrey Loomis, a former Bonneville hate change with the High student now an avid Aggie at passion Utah State University; Colin Hunsaker, of a a grad from Bear River High and now a thousand freshman at Southern Utah love. Blech. white-hot University; and, Chris Philpot, I’m all for suns, but it once a St. Joseph Catholic love, but I just turned out to not be High student who now studies don’t want to so bad. Go in with at Kenyon College in Ohio. see someone the attitude that you There you have it. Now, else kiss in can do it, and you read on to find out about their front of me.” will be able to, as advice, stories and college — Skinner Illustration by ROBBY BARR/Fremont High School/[email protected] cheesy as that may Philpot misconceptions. • Quirks: sound. “Learning to “Also, do not let them Biggest shock? love the little quirks of some of my roommates almost entirely to homework. So I was very brainwash you into thinking Hunsaker was a challenge.” — Loomis challenged and very freaked out, but am now you have to buy books from • PDA: “I was really • Time management: “ College classes are very happy to be able to show off my battle your school’s bookstore (if shocked by how much PDA the easy part. The biggest shock is managing scars. And this semester should be a little less you have one). Go online. there was all over the place life in general along with schoolwork.” intense than last, so I’m ready to enjoy college Find cheap books. You’ll save at BYU. I guess it shouldn’t — Hunsaker more.” — Philpot money, and it’s well worth it come as a surprise, because • Reading-intensive classes: “Last semester (coming from experience).” BYU has this reputation as a was very tough for me. I expected college College classes — Skinner place where you get married to be hard, but I registered myself into • Calling all kitchen really quickly on a rash some very reading-intensive classes and • Misconceived dread: “I had this items: “While you’re in decision (sometimes), but it was spending between four and six hours misconception that college was going to be high school apply for A Skinner was still kind of a shocker for reading on weekdays. I started dreading nearly impossible for me to get through and do me. Everywhere I walk, I’m weekends because they were larger blocks of well at. I was very wrong. My classes were not 4FF$0--&(&]1BHF$ Loomis bombarded with people in free time that I knew I would have to devote that bad at all. I did have to study more than I When it comes to modern politics, ask yourself, WWFFD?

fter the 2008 With a voter turnout of thing in comparison to and medical conditions had and desires who could election, I found more than 125 million this communist and dictator- been brought to the public’s probably be great leaders myself analyzing Megan past year, to even have a led nations with restricted attention? Yet he is ranked as but are discouraged because Aour electoral chance at winning, a candidate media, I also fear there is too one of the best presidents we of the nature of our political system and its implications Augustine needs extreme amounts much media involvement have ever had. system. for our present government of money to get his or her that is actually harmful. The Thomas Jefferson claimed These changes in the representatives and leaders. I name and message out to the intensity of the scrutiny he was not an orator and did TX. political scene are hurting thought about how our system population. This potentially candidates are subjected to not enjoy public speeches; Christian our country and are getting has evolved since the days Heritage High keeps the most able without being picked apart would we have seen him on of our Founding Fathers, and candidates from being able to, due to a personal life choice an internationally televised worse as campaigning whether or not that change of life since the days of our or wanting to run for office. A or a poorly phrased sentence presidential debate? George becomes more expensive has had a positive or negative founding, it is impressive that person who has conservative is impossible. No person Washington desired to retire and the media becomes impact. our Constitution has remained beliefs regarding spending, could ever have a spotless from public life and simply more influential. This is not What I believe to be one basically unchanged. and who desires to see money record; therefore, it requires be a farmer at Mount Vernon. what our Founding Fathers of the most amazing things However, what I believe put to the best use and not a certain type of person to be Could he have endured intended to happen, and by about our republic, based on to be the greatest alterations spent frivolously, may be able to successfully bear this interviews with Larry King? succumbing to these faults to our form of government our Constitution, is its ability completely turned off by harsh and potentially unfair The very men we esteem we are most likely missing are our election systems and to endure over centuries the prospect of campaigning criticism and scrutiny. as the best leaders our out on having another George and remain the basis of our media involvement. Have for an office because of the Would Abraham Lincoln country has known were Washington as president. government despite the these shifts in our system monetary numbers involved have campaigned under these often somewhat shy, of more enormous changes that have been helpful or harmful? — yet that could be the best pretenses? How would the humble origins, and men who Megan Augustine is a occurred in our world. When While I believe they have person for the job. media have portrayed his did not desire power but were senior at Christian Heritage you think about how much been some of both, I am Although I fully believe faith in God and recognition inspired to make a difference. High School who hopes to the light bulb, phone, car, beginning to believe the that the freedom of media of his own human limitations? I believe there are people study international relations. television and computer have negative outweighs the to inform us about our Would FDR have won in the out there today with similar E-mail her at krpadm-con- completely altered our way positive. governments is a beautiful 1930s if his previous affair personalities, backgrounds [email protected]. THE BOTTOM LINE There’s truth beneath Chuck Norris jokes

huck Norris once punched a man enough of Chuck. only 10 losses and two ties. He also starred in his soul.” We have been in in “Walker, Texas Ranger,” and he sells the “C “The No. 1 export of Chuck trouble multiple Total Gym on infomercials late at night. So it Norris is pain.” times in class is very possible that Norris can do the many “Chuck Norris has two speeds — walk and for saying one amazing things that his jokes say he can do. kill.” too many of the I was really surprised to find that the We have jokes we have Internet phenomenon’s inspiration actually all heard memorized. started out on a Conan O’Brien show when these Chuck Trey No one can Chuck appeared. That led to “Chuck Norris Norris really outrun this Facts” reaching super stardom, turning jokes — or Wilkins wave. If you’ve “facts,” as been to Wal-Mart Chuck into a pop-culture icon. And I think the some of his lately, you will jokes will be around for a long time. As long TX. as there are some fanatics out there looking fans would Roy High see that they to learn something new, people will love argue, me have started to Norris included. sell Chuck Norris — and fear — Chuck Norris. These jokes shirts. There are Chuck, of course, takes it all in stride. state the amazing things that Chuck Norris, also Chuck Norris shoes, and even a martial He said on his official Web site, www. the martial artist and actor, is capable of and art Chuck Norris himself has invented. It is chucknorris.com, that the jokes were I think they are so popular because they are called “chun kuk do” and it has parts of every flattering, but he tries not to take them so creative. I love that people take the time to martial art Chuck has ever learned. Not only seriously. come up with these jokes. They may also be is Norris a champion, he is a teacher. We Not only is he humble but Chuck Norris popular because the stuff that these jokes say should make him a saint, or at least give him shattered the four-minute mile before the Gobbler’s Knob is the home of that Norris does is so amazing you can’t help a Nobel Prize. mile was even invented. but want more. I am not just blowing smoke, the jokes Trey Wilkins is a sophomore at Roy Punxsutawney Phil, the famous My friends and I love the jokes. We have really do have some factual basis. Chuck groundhog who predicts how much High School. He is on the football team, Norris posters, locker hangings and even a Norris is one of the greatest martial artists plays guitar and loves music. E-mail him at longer winter will last every Feb. 2. video game on a cell phone. We cannot get alive. His record (of course) is 183 wins and [email protected]. 2C Monday, February 2, 2009... Television/Advice/TX. Standard-Examiner

my definition of home has Utah and Ohio ended up being TV Tips College changed. Home is where you larger than I thought. The first don’t have to wear flip flops to few weeks were fine because it CHUCK — Chuck foils a plan their nephew star, 8:30 p.m., shower.” — Philpot was just like being at summer From 1C to kill Tyler Martin, an international captured a KUTV Channel 2. Ups and downs camp, but then the real work rock star; Chuck’s night out photo of them in MEDIUM — Allison tries to started, and I missed home with Tyler leads to trouble; a compromising help Devalos solve the murder LOT of scholarships. Also, and family and someone Morgan holds a contest among position, and of his friend’s sister, but her start getting things for your Philpot talked about the cooking me comfort nachos even more dreams keep pointing to the his fellow employees. Zachary apartment; you need more best and worst parts of being late at night as I struggled upset to learn friend’s first husband who died in than you think (pots, pans, away at college. Levi, Adam Baldwin, Yvonne over math problems.” that he plans to a car accident two years earlier. dishes, etc.).” — Loomis • Favorite part: “The Strahovski, Joshua Gomez and take the picture Patricia Arquette, Jake Weber, • Balance: “When you freedom and independence Just one word Sarah Lancaster star, 7 p.m., KSL to school for a Miguel Sandoval, Sofia Vassilieva come to college, find the right — which I remember buzzing Channel 5. project. Kyle Baldwin and Maria Lark star, 9 p.m., KSL balance between academic with excitement about with all WORST WEEK How do these students — Sam and Bornheimer, Channel 5. and social life. If you do too of my friends in high school — — Zap2it describe college in a single Mel are dismayed to find that Erinn Carter, Kurtwood Smith and much of either, the other will has definitely been my favorite word? become off balanced. In order part, and was well worth the • “Impoverished!” — MONDAY EVENING 2/2/09 to be happy and well, find a wait. I love the feeling of 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 balance between the two.” designing my day, of waking Skinner _ News 79 Entertain Big Bang Mother 43 Two Men Worst CSI: Miami (N) 4043 News (N) Late Show 46764314 Late Late — Hunsaker up (literally) at 9 and power- • “Adventure. College % News 47 Two Men The Bachelor (N) Ž (CC) 54005 True Beauty (N) 9111 News (N) Nightline Hollywood (:36) Extra • Choose what’s right for walking to my 9:10 class (and life has definitely been an News (N) News (N) Chuck (N) 57531 Heroes (N) 73579 Medium ‘14-V’ 86043 News (N) Tonight 80905482 Late & Ž Ž you: “College is great. 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NIGHTS IN RODANTHE (PG-13) ter’s 15-year-old friend I decided to break the 4:15 “Willa” no longer comes over Abigail seal and check the condi- to our house. When I asked tion of the dress, hoping no my daughter why, she said Van Buren moths had gotten to it. When my husband told Willa she I opened the box, there was was getting fat. Willa told her no wedding dress inside. My Dear Abby mother, and her mother told husband asked if I had let her not to visit us anymore. someone borrow it. “No,” I I confronted my husband replied, “the box has been and told him his comment insensitive and inappropri- sealed all this time.” was rude and that he should ate. It cost your daughter a Then it dawned on me that never have said it. My hus- girlfriend, so to her it IS a big my dress had never been band says I’m wrong, making deal. I’m sure your husband returned from the clean- a huge deal out of nothing would have been similarly ers. I never thought to check and he did not mean anything hurt and offended had Willa inside the box when I got it by it. As a mother, I would remarked to him that he is back. Please pass this on as a not appreciate a grown man getting a paunch or losing his warning to future and current making comments about my hair. Suggest it to him, and brides to check their wedding daughter’s body. maybe then he’ll get it. boxes! Am I wrong to think my DEAR ABBY: A few — Duped in husband’s remark is a form weeks ago, my husband and DEAR DUPED: What hap- of sexual harassment, even I decided to clean out our pened was truly unfortunate, though it was not in the work- garage. Stored on a top shelf and I am pleased to spread place? was the box containing my the word. It’s far too late to — Upset Mom in Bell- wedding dress. As I pulled find out if your dress was lost flower it down, I wondered what it or stolen, but checking the DEAR UPSET MOM: I looked like after 21 years. box makes sense — if only to wouldn’t classify your hus- After our wedding night I had make sure the dress inside is band’s unfortunate remark as sent it to the cleaners to be the one that was sent to the sexual harassment. I would, dry-cleaned and boxed. It was cleaners. Better to be safe however, call it extremely returned to me with a gold than sorry.

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