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Spotted: A Vandy girl with style to spare shares her trendy tips on page 3.

This weekend, we found out that T.I. was going places. One of them is Rites Parker Gispert of the Whigs of Spring. Don’t believe us? Educate yourself on page 4. tells Versus about wild moments on tour, liquid courage and Here’s one frat pack you’ll fi nd on the silver screen rather than pterodactyls. Check out the the porches of Kensington. Flip interview on page 9. to page 7. PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE THURSDAY, APRIL 2 FRIDAY, APRIL 3 SATURDAY, APRIL 4 The Regulars

Dark Meat — The End Country Music Dinner Show with Irlene Mandrell Nappy Roots — Exit/In THE RUTLEDGE Releasing their debut album two short years ago, Dark Meat I don’t know how much you know about Nappy Roots, but they’re — Nashville Palace 410 Fourth Ave. South 37201 busted out of Athens, Ga., with the enthusiasm of a baseball fresh Irlene Mandrell, famous for her role on the popular country comedy pretty good. If you don’t remember their biggest hit “Po’ Folks,” 782-6858 off of Barry Bonds’ bat. A mix of guitar, vocals, percussion, fiddle, show “Hee Haw” as well as NBC’s “Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell perhaps you should refresh your memory. This hip-hop group has harmonies and bass, this collective will surely entertain you into Sisters,” comes to the Nashville Palace for dinner and a show. The Southern roots, as indicated by their album names of “Country the wee hours of the morn’. ($10, 10 p.m., 2219 Elliston Place) performance is just one of many celebrating the 35th anniversary of Fried Cess.” “Watermelon, Chicken & Gritz” and “The Kentucky THE MERCY LOUNGE/CANNERY the Nashville Palace. ($40, 3:45 p.m., 2611 McGavock Pike) Kolonels.” Oh, they’re also performing with DJ Wick-It and Biscuits BALLROOM Telephant, Charlie Hardin and Mikky Echo — The & Gravy. All this may make you kind of hungry, so grab a snack 1 Cannery Row 37203 Basement The Whigs — Exit/In and then go see this show. ($12, 9 p.m.) 251-3020 A mixture of telephone (or televangelist?) and elephant, Telephant Athens, Ga., garage-rock band The Whigs brings its critically will bring their A-game to The Basement Thursday night, ready to acclaimed sound to Exit/In. Their sophomore album, “Mission Del McCoury and Hal Ketchum — Grand Ole Opry BLUEBIRD CAFE rock your socks off. Seasoned openers Charlie Hardin and Mikky Control,” was released in January of last year and has brought them They say that legends never die, but we all know this isn’t true. 4104 Hillsboro Road 37215 Echo will bring you up to speed and get you in the groove for the recognition nationwide. ($10 advance/$12 day of show, 9 p.m.) Not to be morbid, but if you want to see the original legends of 383-1461 headliner. ($5, 9 p.m.) country music and bluegrass, now is the time. The Grand Ole Opry Sankofa — Blair School of Music is the best place to get a good mix of country music, classic feel EXIT/IN Singarama — Lipscomb University’s Collins Vanderbilt’s African Drumming and Dance Ensemble puts on a and a Nashville experience. Come see these brilliant country music 2208 Elliston Place 37203 Auditorium performance representing cultural unity and diversity at our own artists before you head home for the summer. ($38, 7 p.m., 2804 321-3340 Support other local college kids by attending Lipscomb’s annual Ingram Hall. The ensemble’s name, “Sanofka,” means “return and Opryland Drive) variety show, Singarama. Sure to be a blast and a half, this year’s retrieve,” symbolizing the need to return to one’s roots in order to STATION INN Singarama,“Branded,” features a slew of mini-musicals put on progress forward. (Free, 8 p.m.) Karen Staley and Ricky Ray — Country Music Hall 402 12th Ave. South 37203 by students just like you! The performances include well-known of Fame 255-3307 advertising jingles. ($15, 7 p.m., 3901 Granny White Pike) MACH 73 — Dan McGuinness Irish Pub These two songwriters will be performing their original hits Local Nashville power rockers MACH 73 bring their hard and gritty composed for major artists like Faith Hill, Dolly Parton, Terri THE BASEMENT Lounge: Ike Rich Writers Mixx Presents — 12th sound to Vanderbilt favorite Dan McGuinness. The group has played Clark, Reba McEntire and Tracy Byrd. You get double the value 1604 Eighth Ave. South 37203 and Porter venues ranging from intimate clubs to the Grand Ole Opry and has with two brilliant musical minds playing at the same show — AND 254-1604 Featuring a talented surplus of Nashville natives, the Ike Rich appeared on “The Tonight Show” and the CMA Awards, showing that you get to poke around the museum afterwards, too. How can you Writers Mixx will blow you away. Lost in back alleys, hidden the band is on the rise. (Free, 7 p.m., 1538 Demonbreun St.) beat that? ($18, 11:30 a.m., 222 Fifth Ave. South) F. SCOTT’S RESTAURANT AND between the cracks and wandering in the shadows of Nashville, JAZZ BAR these songwriters have jumped into the limelight for one night Mid-South Jazz Festival Featuring The John Proulx The BoatDrunks — Wildhorse Saloon 2210 Crestmoor Road 37215 only. Don’t miss it! (Free, 7 p.m.) Trio — Center of Excellence for the Creative Arts Billed as the 2008 Trop Rock Band of the Year, the BoatDrunks will 269-5861 John Proulx is a Grammy-winning composer and well-known pianist, be playing a sweet concert at the Wildhorse. It’s a relatively cheap Cory Morrow and Roger Creager — Exit/In vocalist and recording artist. He performs in the Mike Barone, Randy ticket for what will surely be a great concert, AND the proceeds SCHERMERHORN SYMPHONY Having sold over 200,000 albums independently, Cory Morrow Aldcroft and Kim Richmond big bands and released his debut album are benefiting a national nonprofit volunteer organization called CENTER is an aural force to be reckoned with. His rough country sound is in summer 2006. Proulx’s performance will conclude the 2008- Recording for the Blind & Dyslexic. By attending this concert, 1 Symphony Place 37201 just what you need to jumpstart the weekend. With Roger Creager, 2009 concert series at Clarksville’s Center of Excellence for the you can further your own cultural education while making sure 687-6500 a worn and torn Texas veteran, opening, it’s sure to be a great Creative Arts. ($25 adults/$12 students; 7:30 p.m.; 601 College students with disabilities can access their own education. It’s a win- night. ($12, 9 p.m.) St., Clarksville) win, people. ($15, 8 p.m., 120 Second Ave. North) 3RD AND LINDSLEY 818 Third Ave. South 37210 Open Mic Night — Cafe Coco Tim Pan South featuring Gary Burr, Hanson, Mark Carl Stewart and the All Stars — BB King’s Blues 259-9891 Are you brave? Do you have the courage to barge your way Hudson and Victoria Shaw — Mercy Lounge/ Club and Restaurant into unfamiliar territory, ready for whatever comes next? If you Cannery Ballroom Honestly, there’s not a ton going on Saturday night in the music- answered yes, then check out Open Mic Night at hotspot eatery, Tin Pan South is America’s largest music festival dedicated to songs world. If you’re making alternative formal weekend plans CAFE COCO Cafe Coco. Who knows, you might just witness the debut of the and songwriters. The festival runs for fi ve days and nights and raises (whatever that means), maybe it’s time to check out BB King’s. The 210 Louise Ave. 37203 next big thing. (Free, 8 p.m.) money for the Nashville Songwriters Association International in three-piece blues band is apparently designed to relax you while 321-2626 addition to promoting local singers and songwriters. In this particular you eat, which sounds wonderful. If you like blues, or want to installment, Gary Burr, Hanson, Mark Hudson and Victoria Shaw will claim you do, or need something else to add to your senior bucket be performing at Nashville’s historic Mercy Lounge. ($15/ticket, list and subsequently check off, come see this show Saturday. ($5, $90/festival pass, 8 p.m.) 7 p.m., 152 Second Ave. North)

Over 35,000 unique visitors and hundreds of thousands of ad impressions each month. THIS ISSUE Versus Bits & Pieces APRIL 1—APRIL 6, 2009 VOL. 47, NO. 11 • Your life in the stars, 2 • Overheard at Vanderbilt, 2 Versus FROM THE EDITOR • Words to live by in 17 syllables, 2 Magazine 3 EDITORIAL BOARD Entertainment • Styles that are on the spot, 3 Editor in Chief • Meatballs and magic at Mafiaoza’s, 3 Chris Gearing • Brunch just got better, 3 Managing Editor Music Sara Gast 4 • Rites just got better, too, 4 Features Editor • Discover the music in Music City, 4 Courtney Rogers • The Decemberists are back with more nonsensical, magical music, 5 Culture Editors Trip Cothren Holly Meehl If you read our issue last week, you may have seen our Comedy Central fantastic “Internet Procrastination” page. Among all of the • Frat Pack is the best! 7 gold, there was a small piece on the wonder of Twitter. Music Editors 7 • No way! The guys of Apatow Universe Charlie Kesslering are way more hilarious! 7 I got curious, so I checked it out. And let me tell you, what Avery Spofford • What about the girls? 7 I found was amazing. I can throw little posts up about Head Writer whatever I want. I can follow the likes of John Mayer, John Kris Stensland McCain and Shaq (yes, the real Shaq — and it’s hilarious). Features Jim Gaffi gan did a live twitter cast while his new special was playing on Comedy Central this past Sunday. Hilarious. • Q+A with the Whigs, 9 Beyond that, there’s pictures and direct messaging. 7 • Letter from an Angry WASP, 9 Art Director John Mayer chats about his days and his material for his Matt Radford new album. Shaq offered free tickets to games to anyone who found him in a specifi c cafe and touched him. John PIC OF THE WEEK Designers McCain wrote posts on his March Madness pics, where he’ll Irene be appearing and what he’s out doing. Pretty cool, right? Hukkelhoven Kat Miller Here’s the point, dear reader — Twitter is the next thing in Morgan Webb government transparency. Senators were posting about the bail out deals, Secretary Hillary Clinton wrote about her Marketing Director trips all over the world and Karl Rove posts about how to George Fischer meddle in government (he’s kind of evil). It’s a brand new day in American politics. Plus, Shaq is hilarious. Advertising Manager Angela Booker Now that you know about Twitter, you can write some posts on the issue this week. We dish on what we think of the VSC Director rest of the Rites of Spring lineup. We’ve got a head-to-head Chris Carroll matchup (in true Versus style — get it?) of the Frat Pack against the new Apatow gang. And then we wrap it all up Assistant VSC with an interview with the Whigs. Directors Jeff Breaux In a side note (and in the Twitter spirit), let us know how Paige Clancy we’re doing at [email protected]. Seriously, anything you want — comments, suggestions, tips or even hate mail. Journalist in This is the last chance to get it right, Vanderbilt. Or at least Residence for all of us seniors. Tim Ghianni Stay Legendary, Chris Gearing NICOLE MANDEL / VERSUS MAGAZINE BITS & PIECES HAIKUS “I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SWITCHED Words to live by FROM SCOTCH TO MARTINIS.” in seventeen syllables — HUMPHREY BOGART (last words) One last stop at Rites, T.I., and then you can just Live your life … in jail.

Once the summer comes, H ROSCOPES Then we will all start our next ARIES 3/21-4/19: The stars suggest staying away from people with curvy beards and angular features, as they usually turn out to be evil. Countdown ‘til school starts.

TAURUS 4/20-5/20: With the year ending, you should consider settling. Let’s be honest, you’re not getting any younger.

GEMINI 5/21-6/21: When you’re drunk this week, avoid the tractor beam that is Wendy’s/Quiznos/Qdoba/other food that will make you pay tomorrow. OVERHEARD CANCER 6/22-7/22: Super Mario World proves that life was better Some people on this campus just don’t think before in simpler times. Too bad you can’t go back. they speak. Sometimes we are lucky enough to overhear what they say. LEO 7/23-8/22: Your closed profi le can stop me from stalking you on Facebook, but you’ll have to get a restraining order if you want it Compiled from the Facebook group “Overheard at Vanderbilt” to stop in the real world, too. Girl: “Well sure she’s bulimic, but that VIRGO 8/23-9/22: If you strive to become an amateur magician, doesn’t mean she’s a good person.” at least you can make your friends disappear. Rando: “Yeah man, I hear STDs suck. They’re LIBRA 9/23-10/22: Seniors — next year, you will be dating women God’s way of player hating.” instead of girls. Weird, right? Rando: “Does my head look like a sandwich?” SCORPIO 10/23-11/21: Nothing you say makes any sense. Consider becoming a sports commentator. Guy: “Dude, I can’t believe you tried to have sex with a trashcan!” SAGITTARIUS 11/22-12/21: While it may seem like a good idea, I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to monogram a squirrel to show your Rando: “I don’t think it’s illegal unless you ownership. Maybe try a collar instead. have sex.” CAPRICORN 12/22-1/19: If you haven’t made it onto Overheard yet, this is your week. You say plenty of stupid things, so speak up. Girl: “I told you, my friends are easy to hook up with!” AQUARIUS 1/20-2/18: Writing horoscopes is kind of like being paparazzi, what with the star-stalking and all. You, however, will probably have a boring job when you grow up. PISCES 2/19-3/20: All decisions regarding your formal weekend should be LEGENDARY. But also practical. PHOTOS: ickr.com Versus • April 1—April 6, 2009 • 3 ENTERTAINMENT Style Spotter: Kelley Smith SHEMSI FREZEL Who are your favorite What’s a trend atVanderbilt NIKKY OKORO designers? that you try to avoid? Staff Writers Phillip Lim, Alexander Wang, Brand obsession. I’m not Sometimes rules are meant to and Dries Van Noten. a fan of head-to-toe label be broken — especially those rules dressing. which attempt to govern the way Who are your style icons? we dress. This week, Style Spotter Kate Moss and Rachel Bilson. What was the last clothing chose to feature someone who item you purchased? nds old fashion ideas (like black If your closet A white lace mini-shift dress and brown or black and navy not was burning from ASOS. going together) outdated. Our pick and you could this week, Kelley Smith, describes only save one And most importantly, her personal style as feminine, item, what what are you wearing casual and eclectic and insists that would that now? all neutral colors do go together. As be? Colin Stewart boots, knee a college student having a limited A Trina Turk socks that I scrunched down budget for clothes, she garners retro mini-shift for the boots, leggings, a inspiration from street looks and dress that’s vintage shirt and belt, a bag various fashion blogs. We asked yellow with two from H&M, and jewelry that Kelley some questions to further white stripes was mostly given to me as NIKKY OKORO/VERSUS MAGAZINE understand her style: NIKKY OKORO down the front. gifts.  NIKKY OKORO/VERSUS MAGAZINE Mafi aoza’s serves up hearty Italian cuisine

Although Ma aoza’s decor If you’re not in the mood of different toppings like HOLLY MEEHL is simple and not exactly for pasta, Ma aozo’s serves fresh basil, sausage, scallops, Culture Editor romantic with its atmosphere up some of the best pizza portobello mushrooms, When someone asks me of large families and rowdy in Nashville. This is no peppers, and more vegetables what is great about food in children, the food makes and cheeses than I can list. Nashville, I often think of every baby’s cry worth it. Its Even the side salads at grits, fried cat sh, pulled pasta is cooked perfectly and Ma aoza’s are delicious. I barbecue pork and sweet complete with intense  avor, never expect much of a salad potato biscuits. My mind spices and savory sauces. at an Italian restaurant — it’s does not turn to Italian. “The Mark,” a pasta with basically my way of saying I Having been spoiled by chicken, mushrooms, sun- ate something green before authentic Italian in New York dried tomatoes and pesto indulging in cheesy pizza or ROB HILL / MusicCityPhotos.com City and having had terrible cream sauce, was the perfect content5.videojog.com pasta. But at this restaurant, experiences at Tangredi’s, I combination. They have Papa John’s but rather thin you get leafy greens alongside have stayed away from pasta many other pasta selections crust, fresh ingredient-laden a large selection of delicious maona.net/img/food in Nashville. But after my trip each with a creative name, deliciousness. The best part dressings like strawberry Tuesday, head down to of pizzas and pastas. Don’t to Ma aoza’s, my faith was like “The Tuscan Kiss,” which about their pizza is that you vinaigrette. 12th street and check forget your mints — you’ll restored in delectable Italian is hearty lasagna with chicken can actually create your So when you’re craving out Ma aoza’s and its be licking the garlic off your cuisine in the South. and several different cheeses. own slices with an array Italian and it’s not Tortellini mouthwatering selections plate.  VERSUS RESTAURANT RATING: tiimes. tiimes. information on meeting [email protected] for see for yourself!! E-mail We’re a lot of Come fun!!

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OB482_09Spr_VandHust_4-1_031909.indd 1 3/20/09 3:36:27 PM 4 • April 1—April 6, 2009 • Versus 5000 WORDS MUSIC If a picture's worth what they say it is, here's fi ve times that amount. We hope you enjoy these snapshots, which were submitted online by your fellow “You’re trying to get the lyrics and melody to students. coexist. And sometimes you’re trying to fi t a Want to see your photo here next week? Visit VanderbiltCommodore.com square peg into a round hole.” and click "Submit Your Pics" to add your favorite photos from 2008-09 to the growing scrapbook that will be published in the 2009 Commodore Yearbook. —Andrew Bird We'll pick some of our favorites to publish here. Submitted by Brittany Hoag More T.I. to headline Saturday night with solid performance CHARLES KESSLERING with a rare look behind the swagger of a includes a track for every taste. Hard-hitting living dangerously). One of  ve caucasians (I Music Editor Southern boy. songs "U Don't Know Me" and "What counted) in the ocean of concertgoers, I never Born into the thorns of a rough Atlanta You Know" provide memorable insights felt uncomfortable - I was too busy rejoicing On Friday, Vanderbilt Programming neighborhood, the 29-year-old has ridden a into the idol's essence and adolescence, in the universal appeal of his Board's Music Group broke the news that fortunate wave of success out of Bankhead including lines like, "My (friends) hangin' Atlanta-based hip- hop. Wayne Coyne and his bandmates won't be straight to the bank. With six studio albums out the window, mouth fulla gold teeth/ As T.I. eloquently explains on the only aming lips at Rites of Spring this in his wake, the man formerly known as "Tip" When the guns start poppin' wonder when the classic "Rubber year. T.I., too, will be spitting  re. has, to quote fellow dealer-turned-superstar it's gon' cease." Whether solo or teaming Band Man": "Seven- Continuing the tradition of inviting Jay-Z, "gone from bricks to billboards, up with hit-mongers like Rihanna and time felon, what talented criminals to entertain our campus grams to Grammys." In fact, T.I. has earned Eminem, T.I. has produced a plethora of I care about a - like Lil' Wayne and Ben and Jerry's himself three Grammys,  ve platinum discs light, likable tunes such as "Life My Life," case man? I'm ("Cherry Garcia" was most de nitely stolen and three Billboard No. 1 singles. Slowly "Touchdown" and "Why You Wanna." campaigning to from heaven) - VPB's Music Group has evolving over a decade from split-an- "My Type" and "Dead and Gone" employ bury the hate." booked acclaimed wordsmith and rapstar eighth-in-the-drop music to inspirational sentiment-soaked beats and bars to evoke A bittersweet Clifford Harris Jr. to headline Saturday's pop music, his extensive catalog contains unavoidable empathy for one of hip-hop's privilege, Rites performances. Recently sentenced to ghetto anthems, club favorites and heartfelt proudest yet most tragic  gures. Vanderbilt will a year in the federal pen for gun possession requiems - all exhibiting unabashed lyrical An aural epidemic, T.I.'s music acts as an host T.I.'s  nal (apparently, parole prevents you from prowess and an ear for quality production. unbiased force of infection, creating and campaign stop having "Whatever You Like"), T.I. will likely Whether you enjoy slinging yay, cruising unifying a widely diverse fan base. This for a while.  bring a heavy heart and anxious charisma in your tricked out whip or looking up these summer I traveled to Detroit, Mich., to to Alumni Lawn, providing Vanderbilt words on urbandictionary.com, T.I.'s catalog catch T.I. live and alive (a feat after years of ilikepsych.blogspot.com Rites of Spring adds more than just T.I. to lineup

MATT SHELTON openers make listening enjoyable. But his strength also Staff Writer seems to be his aw: his songs bounce all over the place like a sorority girl sipping on  ve-hour energy drinks. I expect Though most students looked only as far as T.I when The his live performance to be much better than his all-over- Music Group  nally announced the rest of their Rites of the-place reviews. He may approach college-indie fame if he Spring lineup (or saw it inundated on their Facebook feed), stops spanning the gambit of cliche pop culture metaphors there was more than just a rapper from Atlanta announced littered in his LP. that day. Smack-talking Somalian slumlord K' naan, Erick Erick Baker's unique voice seems to tweak a poppy Ryan Baker, Run with Bulls, Sara Watkins (of Nickel Creek fame), Cabrera sound into something more soulful and raw. His girl group Electrik Red, Blueskyreality, local act Pico vs. slow melody gives a head-bobbing satisfaction and places Island Trees and the ambitiously named Stardeath and the him in a worthy "chill" band status. White Dwarves were announced to perform at Rites and are My favorite off-the-radar Rites band has to be Run With up-and-coming names to be watched. Bulls. Their music gives a nod to guitar-laden '80s rock K'naan  rst made a splash in America when he called out without the over the top vocals associated with it. They the "real" rappers of the U.S. He expresses a different side effectively blend blues lyrics with heavier guitar to create a of Africa. Youthful, aggressive and hopeful, his content may sound that will surely catch on soon.  nd a way to reverberate with American college culture. His Though most of Vanderbilt may only show up for T.I., I coherent, relatively slow- ow rap style makes him easy to applaud Vanderbilt's Music Group for giving them something listen to, and his mix of bawdy, pompous lyrics with uplifting great to listen to while they wait in line.  giant.blackplanet.com Carie Thompson Keeping it real with up-and-comers Dem Young Boyz

ANA ALVAREZ Myers, Mayberry and Thompson have formed the group, Mayberry provides a “laid back, Wanna Dance” and “My City (Cashville).” Staff Writer a bond between each other as friends. Southern style to the music.” During the Even though the group writes about what If you ask, they can give a quick response interview Myers sat between the two rappers, is most important to them, Myers describes They’re not your typical kids from the hood. as to what they have to offer to themselves the same way he stands between them in their lyrics as, “Teenage stuff. … Since we’re From the  rst, their trendy appearance and and other people through their music. While their photo shoots and music videos. It’s his teenagers we like to sing about having fun, spunk were a sure sign Dem Young Boyz knew Thompson brings an explosive animation to melodious, R&B “swag” that ties the knot dancing, something to give people our age where they were going and how they were between the two extremes. This is how they hype. … Our kind of music is the kind that going to get there. All three were prepped to work together. can be played forever.” perform at Relay for Life, an event sponsored From a young age, the three were exposed Thompson added, “We keep it at our age. by the American Cancer Society and co- to music and aspired to be something great. … Since we’re kids, we don’t take it too far.” organized by Vanderbilt students. Last Friday, Three main in uences in their lives are God, When asked if their career ever got in the boys were delighted to play their music their families and school. And, according the way of school, Mayberry kept it simple: on-stage for the runners and coordinators at to Mayberry, you could add a fourth to that: “There are three rules: First you’ve got to the Student Recreation Center. Ludacris. “He’s my type,” he said. “His style keep your grades up. Then the second rule Lead singer Haston Myers wore a beige inspired me and that’s what I bring.” While is never disobey the parents. Then the third leather jacket with what looked like a Mayberry spoke, he sat and leaned on his rule is music.” With their families and friends Jackson 5 T-shirt underneath. Rappers Andre elbow in a lax manner. His cap was pushed as critics and supporters, the boys never lose Mayberry and Gayland Thompson wore Ed sideways and his shades lightly held on to his sight of what’s important. They’re aware that Hardy-esque shirts and caps. An “Interstate nose — Myers and Thompson simply laughed for younger audiences, like Myers’ nephew, 66” pendant hung from Thompson’s neck. at their nonchalant friend. the group has to serve as a role model. Myers Though they’re not related to each other, So far, Dem Young Boyz has written also makes it clear that they know they’ve got Myers  rmly stated before the show, “We’re and produced an album through Hicks plenty of time ahead to change and build like blood.” Ever since they started producing Entertainment, a Nashville-based record their experience as singers — so far, Dem music back in 2007 at the ages of 12 and 13, myspace.com agency. Their favorite songs include “Shawty Young Boyz has paved the right track.  Lessons from a Tuesday night at The Station Inn

ZAC HUNTER like, and the whistling and foot stomping of Nashville locals Staff Writer who appreciate what they’re seeing. At the Station Inn, you’ll learn that no one yells “Yeee haw” at the end of a solo, just I’ve never really been a fan of country music. However, one “YEEEE” (though de nitely with the same loud, Southern- of the purposes of college is to broaden your horizons, so accented voice that you’d imagine). in that spirit, I enrolled in the popular History of Country Centered around a modest 25- or 30-foot stage, with the Music class this spring. And as if this weren’t enough, the sound board in the back just behind the tables and chairs class (by way of assignment) pointed me in the direction of for listeners, The Station Inn give its audience intimacy with The Station Inn, located on 12th Avenue South, last Tuesday artists that is rare and valuable. In few other venues will the night for an evening with the “Mashville Brigade.” It was  ddle player run off stage to the ladies’ room in between exceptional. songs while the guitarist calls the bartender for another The Station Inn is a building that stands alone, literally and beer because his “guitar’s gettin’ thirsty” and then asks the  guratively. The simple exterior is indicative of the simplicity crowd if there are any requests. No one in the establishment, inside. On Tuesday nights, the $10 cover at the door grants from the musicians to the bartenders to the owners, seems access to a real part of our Music City: two hours of really to be interested in turning much pro t. But places like this great bluegrass jam from an alternating group of local studio preserve the culture that has brought and continues to bring and touring musicians who come together every week just to so many talented artists to Music City. play music. So next Tuesday, I recommend that you head down to the There is no big screen, no  reworks or any other Station Inn around 9:30 p.m. and take advantage of what unnecessary panache like that of a Kenny Chesney concert. native Nashville has to offer — I promise you’ll still make it Accompanying the music is just cold beer, popcorn if you’d back in time for Sportsman’s.  darinschnabel.com Versus • April 1—April 6, 2009 • 5 SOUNDTRACK TO THE ISSUE

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Novick shows little brilliance on EP We at Versus have excellent taste in music. Below, the editors share ZAC HUNTER The only thing “Ball and Chain” is missing Staff Writer is some heart-chilling belting from Novick, what tracks we’ve been spinning as who clearly has the voice to do it. Let it we create the glory you’re holding For those who never got enough of the out, kid. in your hands. ’90s pop-rock era, Daniel Novick’s ve While perhaps I shouldn’t be questioning track EP “Souls” may be a treat. However, the advice of Grammy-winning producer while I personally am appreciative of David Kershenbaum (Tracy Chapman, Janet “THE REELING” everything Blink 182, Hootie and the Jackson, Duran Duran), who is directing 1. Passion Pit Blow sh, and Matchbox Twenty gave us, Novick, I’m not sure they are heading in I don’t particularly want to hear another the right direction. Novick has the talent, “SHIRT OFF (FEAT. K-LAZ)” artist go down that road. but his EP shows a lack of originality and a “Souls” leads off with the probable rst struggle to nd his own sound. Something 2. Young Ivy single “Crazy,” a song about a girl who’s bad more raw, less studio, less produced would for a guy but he’s crazy about her anyway. … t that simple and positively unique voice “RELAX, TAKE IT EASY” Yeah, I thought I’d heard that one before too. of his. He needs to get his vocals out from “Crazy,” is well produced, well sung and has behind the overpowering electric guitar 3. Mika the sound of something you would hear on and let it loose on the world. The lyrics, the radio. It isn’t a bad song — but if I’m in with a few exceptions, could use a jolt of “ANTONIO (DESIGNER DRUGS the mood for that, I’ll just put on “Hold My creativity as well. REMIX)” Hand” or something of that nature. myspace.com “Souls” shows sporadic  ashes of brilliance, 4. Novick de nitely shows potential as a simplicity in his voice. It ts better than but as a showcase of an upcoming artist Annie songwriter in the third track, “Ball and the complex instrumentation in most of the intended to catch your ear, it fails. Hopefully Chain,” a semi-country ballad with the other songs. And it starts to do what music Novick can steer those positives in a different simplicity in music that matches the is supposed to — make you feel something. direction with his next production.  “WARNING SIGN” 5. Coldplay “DANCING IN CIRCLES” What's happening in music news ... 6. Love and Theft • Tony-award winning director will • Wilco has announced that Feist will “LIKE A BOSS” adapt Green Day’s seminal disc, “American contribute vocals to their upcoming Idiot,” for a fall run schedule at the Berkley album, scheduled for a June release. Feist 7. The Lonely Island Repertory Theatre. will sing on the tune “You and I.” • Before embarking on her spring • Both Chris Brown and Rihanna skipped “HEY LEONARDO” tour (and visiting Vanderbilt), Santigold out on Saturday’s Kids’ Choice Awards, has been hard at work in the studio, only adding more confusion to the media 8. Blessid Union of Souls collaborating with such powerhouses as frenzy over the two talented dancers Beastie Boys, David Byrne and Pharrell (among other descriptive qualities). “FORT KNOX” (another Rites performer). • Ben Harper will drop his latest effort, Goldfi sh • Legendary, Oscar-winning composer “White Lies,” on May 5. The rst album 9. Maurice Jarre, famous for his work in lms from his new group, Relentless7, many like “Doctor Zhivago” and “Lawrence of anticipate greatness. “IT DON’T MATTER” Arabia,” died at age 84. Donavan Frankenreiter Source: Billboard.com 10. The guys from Wilco. bham.fm The Decemberists weather Interested in ‘The Hazards of Love’ Advertising CHRIS MCDONALD Although the listener is actively aware that Staff Writer there are multiple characters, it is at times Marketing rather dif cult to actually follow the plot. Originally conceived as a musical, The This is in large part due to Meloy’s decision Decemberists’ newest album, “The Hazards to sing multiple parts, including the main of Love,” is by far their most interesting character, William, although he does at time or Sales? (albeit at times strange given their usually relinquish vocal duties (in a particularly traditional sound) and theatrical album yet. moving moment My Brightest Diamond’s Though the concept of the musical was Shara Worden takes over). Becky Stark (of eventually scrapped in favor of producing a Lavender Diamond) also makes a fantastic rock record, the drama remains. addition as the character Margaret. “The Hazards of Love” follows the What de nes this album, however, is story of two lovers, William and Margaret, not the unusual structure of the album chronicling their affection for one another (with multiple versions and reprises of the as well as the trials and troubles the two same songs) or the plot. What truly stands endure. Right after the two are introduced, out is the unusual sound the band brings naturally, the listener discovers that their to the record. Gone is the full-on indie/ love cannot exist in the context of their folksy feel that The Decemberists brought society. Instead, the songs describe rather to their earlier albums (even their last stereotypical ailments besetting the young record, “The Crane Wife”). Instead, in lovers — Margaret discovers she is pregnant, addition to the more traditional acoustic an evil Queen stands in the way, Margaret is guitar driven songs is a whole slew of abducted, Margaret sings in captivity, etc. newer, harder-driven songs with raw, Though Colin Meloy (songwriter, singer forceful guitars that bring to mind more and guitarist) is arguably one of the most classic rock, progressive rock and metal talented songwriters of our day, the story than folk. Songs like “The Wanting Comes here is not extraordinarily well put together. in Waves/Repaid” and “The Queen’s Rebuke/Crossing” opt for fuzzed out riffs that are strikingly similar to bands like Led Zeppelin. Other songs like “Margaret in Did you know you can: Captivity” and “The Hazards of Love 3” sound like they • get paid were cut from a Yes album, incorporating metal with • learn the industry sweeping classical music. 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For more information about the job descriptions and responsibilities of the above leadership positions, please contact paige Clancy at [email protected] Versus • April 1—April 6, 2009 • 7 New Wave of comedy Apatow Universe ushers Frat Pack trumps all in a new era of comedy kris stensland Head Writer trip cothren Culture Editor Back in the eighties, Coke made a terrible marketing In the recent years, there decision in going with “New have been a few really good Coke.” Nobody liked it and it comedies, along with a few failed miserably, and everyone shoddy ones. “Knocked went back to the much better Up,” “40-year-old Virgin” Coke Classic. I posit, good and “Forgetting Sarah readers, that the Marshall” are some of the crew is like New Coke. Perhaps best, in my opinion. These entertaining as a venture for movies all have something now, but soon Hollywood will in common: , realize its folly and return , to the Classic ingredients of and are the , , main actors that director/ , and Static4.filefront.com producer Judd Apatow Showtime-Press.com the like, referred to as the uses. This so-called Apatow in my mouth. but just Mr. Right Now. I do “Frat Pack.” “I’m kind of a big deal,” you’re from” movies. It’s not about Universe has taken its Apatow himself does not not think this is the case, Consider the following: already sold. THE quotable what sells movie tickets, who rightful place in the comedy make exceptional movies or but we will see with the How many quotes do you lines of our generation come the “hot” actors are now or kingdom above the fizzled- write exceptional scripts; he upcoming “Funny People” know from a recent film with from Frat Pack movies. any of that business. It’s about out Frat Pack. just happens to have some starring Adam Sandler Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd or the What are your favorite how they make you feel. And I have been an avid orator really great friends that and Rogen and directed other Judd Apatow folks? comedy movies? Most nothing feels better than a “we of Frat Pack lines since my are the most hilarious guys by Apatow. This one could Perhaps one or two from likely, one of them will be get it, you’re a man” moment. sophomore year of high in the business right now. be the defining movie for “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” “Dodgeball,” “Anchorman,” Nothing can top what the school. However, this new These actors have provided this crew, and by defining and maybe a line from “,” Frat Pack has done for our breed of comedy has found my buddies and me with I mean the movie that “.” But what do “” or “Old School.” generation and the future of a place in my heart, and some quotable lines that can determines if they will keep you say when it’s really, really The same cannot be said of comedy. To any who would the recent so-called movies make any moment infinitely up with the awesome jokes hot outside? If it’s “milk was the Judd Apatow ventures. claim differently, I would that Will Ferrell has put better. or go the way of Will Ferrell a bad choice,” you need not The Frat Pack films are the appropriate a quote from out have put a very awful, Maybe the Apatow and drop off the proverbial read any further. What do you classics, the go-tos, the “oh, Apatow and respond “bo- bitter, gross, terrible taste Universe is not Mr. Right cliff of comedy.  say to a compliment? If it’s THAT’S where that came sh**, bo-sh**, bo-sh**.”  Girls can be funny, too. Doubtful? Think again.

holly meehl Make a Porno.” This Culture Editor film didn’t get as much publicity as Although when you think some of the other of the new faces of comedy big comedies that hit amongst Apatow’s crew theaters last year, but you primarily picture the Banks’ and Rogen’s male faces of Seth Rogen performance together or Paul Rudd, make sure is unforgettable and not to forget the women unique as they team who offer up just as many up to make a porno to laughs. help pay their rent. One of the funniest One more new female women around at the face that isn’t necessarily moment is closer to Apatow associated with Apatow’s than all his hilarious crew but should not friends because she is his be overlooked is Anna wife. has not Farris. You’ve seen her only married a very funny in movies like “Just Wikimedia.org iesb.net man, she is a successful Friends,” “Scary Movie comedic actor. You probably Debbie’s lengthy rants. Due has starred next to many 4” and “The House Bunny,” remember her from her role to her resilience at the door of the familiar faces of but look for her in the new in “Knocked Up” as Debbie, to a club, I will never be Apatow’s Universe. In movie coming out with the wife of Paul Rudd. A able to look at a doorman “Role Models” she played Seth Rogen, “Observe and nagging, demanding wife the same way again. Paul Rudd’s girlfriend Report.” With looks and who you wanted to slap at Next on the list of Beth. She also starred comedy performances a la some moments and hug comedic girls showing up alongside Seth Rogen in Goldie Hawn, she is an up- the next, I found myself in film after funny film the crude but outrageously and-coming actress to keep laughing uncontrollably at Bilder.swp.de is Elizabeth Banks. She hilarious “Zack and Miri watching.  Apatow Universe takes over the galaxy of comedy alex goldberg Staff Writer that whether they are working After first experiencing produce and star in “Superbad” “Howl,” the story about the Truth,” which will tell the story returns at an electronics store, mainstream success as an and “Pineapple Express.” Allen Ginsberg trial. about a world where nobody A new era of comedy is upon trying to set up a Web site executive producer for Later this month, Rogen will Segel worked with Apatow lies except one individual, who us with the Apatow Universe, about seeing nude movie stars “Anchorman: The Legend of venture away from the Apatow on “” before uses the tool for personal gain. a group of brilliant men who or writing music for a musical Ron Burgundy,” Apatow went Universe in “Observe and his very minor role in “Knocked It is obvious that the Apatow have been delivering you your about Dracula, they can still on to direct Up.” “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” Universe is constantly rotating. favorite movies since 2005. go home with that hot girl on his sleeper introduced him to the world Some of its stars are ready to The message of the Apatow television or across the street. hit “The as the next comic hero, and go beyond the simple message Apatow 40-year-old “How I Met Your spent his Virgin.” The Mother” may be early years message of the best sitcom w o r k i n g the Apatow since “Arrested on “The Universe was Development.” Ben Stiller out there, He starred Show” and and its stars alongside Rudd “’The Larry would thrive in “I Love You, S a n d e r s as the new ScreenRant.com Man” and will Show” comic generation. star in the satire w h i l e Rogen is the most common Report,” but he will return as “ G u l l i v e r ’ s also co- face in Judd Apatow movies. Adam Sandler’s opening act in Travels” with Jack producing First appearing as Cal in “The “Funny People.” Black next year. and co- 40-year-old Virgin,” Rogen took Paul Rudd expected a lot Jonah Hill w r i t i n g on another chain-smoking of success before working first entered our classic films role in “Knocked Up,” his first with Judd Apatow in “Wet hearts as the guy like “Heavy- Hot American in the eBay store weights” Summer,” but who wants to and “The he became a buy the shoes Wedding household name with the fish Singer.” He after his role bowls in “The Blog.Screenweek.it went on to in “Knocked 40-year-old blog.newsok.com create the Up.” Lately, Virgin.” After his breakout role of the films and work with Universe is simple and television show “Freaks and Rudd has been in “Accepted,” Apatow gave him other legendary actors and empowers every man: you do Geeks,” a critically acclaimed having success more leading roles in “Knocked comedians. Some of its stars not have to be Brad Pitt to show that only lasted one after success Up” and “Superbad.” He made have just entered the spotlight. get the girl of your dreams. season due to low ratings, and with “I Love an appearance in “Forgetting Regardless, it does not matter During a time when girls this was where the Apatow You, Man” and Sarah Marshall” and will play who is in the Apatow Universe; would decorate dorm rooms Universe was born. “Freaks and “Role Models,” Rogen’s best friend once again I know that as long as it exists, cdn.buzznet.com with posters of Zac Efron and Geeks” brought together the and we can in “Funny People.” Hill will work it will continue to produce Orlando Bloom, Judd Apatow comic geniuses of Seth Rogen, leading role. 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This week, Versus contributing writer Raquel Zemtsov chatted it up with Parker Gispert, lead singer of the Whigs. Like all of our interviews, we began by asking Gispert about how the band formed, challenges they’ve faced and were even treated to a story about how wild dancing can lead to superfi cial head wounds. If that wasn’t enough, Versus asked the hard-hitting questions involving favorite colors and fl avors of ice cream. Read on for how to cure stage fright like a rock star and why the pterodactyl is Gispert’s animal of choice.

Dear Vandy Weather Alert Versus Magazine: What inspired you to go into music? Did you VM: Now onto the fun questions, what is your favorite color? Why? always know you wanted to be a musician? PG: I think green is my favorite color. I don’t know why, I just like the Service, Parker Gispert: I was in eighth grade. There was a talent show way it looks. Which is important. at the junior high and I had to sing a really lame song with the Wow, thank you chorus, but this much smarter kid who’s older than me played VM: If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what SO MUCH for the guitar and sang Bob Dylan songs. So I got a guitar for my would it be? alerting me that birthday. PG: Ice cream. My favorite fl avor is mint chocolate chip. there was a big storm coming! I VM: What kind of music did you grow up listening to? VM: If you could be any animal, what animal would you be? PG: I grew up listening to the radio, whatever was on the rock PG: Some sort of fi sh or some sort of bird. A bird is kind of hard to defi nitely didn’t station. I got really into metal like Pantera, Sepultura, that kind be. I’m going to go with a pterodactyl. hear the warning of stuff and radio rock. sirens outside at all, VM: Anything else you think Vanderbilt should know about the band and I had no hints VM: How did the band get together? and your upcoming show at the Exit/In on the third? when there was PG: Julian, the drummer, and I went to the same high school. Hank, PG: Yes. It’s going to be a costume party with an outer space theme. hail going sideways our fi rst bass player, we met at the University of Georgia. And as I looked out my Tim, who plays with us now, we met through Hank. window. What’s VM: Could you talk a little about your fi rst album and how that has that? There’s a gotten you to where the band is today? severe thunderstorm PG: The fi rst record we recorded ourselves and put it out ourselves. approaching? Oh, It was people’s fi rst exposure to the band because it was the thanks buddy. fi rst recording that we had made, but more than that it taught In particular, I us to be independent. If we wanted something to happen, we loved getting a text, needed to not depend on anyone else or look to someone e-mail and phone call else to make it happen for you. You’ve just got to set up the equipment and press record. warning me of the storm and potential VM: What is your favorite song from “Mission Control”? tornado on its way. PG: It changes a lot. I think “Already Young” is because If I were somewhere when we recorded it, we didn’t really want it on the that didn’t get cell album at fi rst. And then it was on the album but we service, I certainly didn’t really like how it turned out, so we played it would need to kind of acoustic at the shows, like a country version. We just tried it a number of ways trying to play it know to stay there. live and like it. Now it’s probably my favorite song And what if my text to play, and it morphed and became a bunch of message plan had different things. been deactivated? Boy, sure would VM: What has been the biggest challenge you’ve faced hate to miss out on as a band? the information that PG: Probably when Hank quit. He was the original third member of the band and we had been a band for four might save my life. years. He left right when we were fi nishing writing songs I think the best part, for “Mission Control,” which was our fi rst album that though, was getting would come out on a label. We were really excited about all of this information it and we had a lot of writing to do, so him quitting kind of 10 minutes after threw a wrench in things. But it actually turned out really good my resident adviser because we got to play with a bunch of different people and it had already sent kind of breathed life in the record that I don’t think would have messengers to our happened if it had been the three of us. It allowed us to move on. suite telling us to go downstairs. If there VM: Do you have a funniest moment from being on tour? actually were to be a PG: It happened about two weeks ago. We were deadly tornado, the playing in Westchester, Penn., which is a suburb time I’d need to know of Philadelphia. I move pretty awkward on stage it would certainly be — I have some weird dance moves or whatever 20 minutes after I’d you call it. But I have good balance and I never fall. I’ve only fallen once until the other night. already been picked I tripped over a light and I fell into my amp up by it. and my amp is stacked really high. It just I appreciate the toppled over and I got cracked in the head effort, I really do. by the top one. I tried to play it off and Attempting to save pretend like nothing was wrong. I got up my life with ill-timed and tried to be all rock ’n’ roll and make communication it into something cool, but my head just opened up. I just started bleeding barrages is everywhere on my face and on my admirable. Plus, it’s guitar. It started out cool but then nice to get called by people were just looking at me like, someone once in a “This is kind of gross.” while. But, I digress. So in the future, VM: How would you describe your how about a little musical style? more advance PG: Rock band. warning on it if you VM: Have you ever gotten stage really think it’s going fright before a performance? to be bad? Thanks, How did you shake the nerves? friend. PG: I have gotten stage fright. I’d say I probably drank some Sincerely, beers. An Angry WASP 10 • April 1—April 6, 2009 • Versus FLIP SIDE

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