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EXAMS? A M P U S C OM M ENT Cheer Up, Zero's Nothing The Anchor takes pleasure in pre- senting herewith to its many ad- mirers a Christmas fruit cake of journalism; a mixture of serious- Volume L Hope College, Holland, Mkh., December, 11 1935 Number 6 ness and laughter; sophistication and inspiration; all permeated, we hope, with the gay leaven of the FROSH SURVEY NON-PAREIL OF THE M.I.A.A. OF 1928 holiday spirit. PRESENTS GIFT Recently state officials made an REVEALS AIMS inspection of the boys' dormitory FOR VOCATIONS OF NEW BOOKS and declared that two fire escapes would have to be built. The ad- Library Acquires Works ministration believes that this will Majority Choose Teach- be unnecessary since the numerous ing, Ministry, Business, Impossible to Buy water fights which occur make the Chemistry Under Budget building so damp that it would be impossible for a fire to start. Fur- HINKAMP IN CHARGE 22 BOOKS BOUGHT thermore, the Bastille now has among its members one of the NEWELL W/*SH0URN Professor Paul E. Hinkamp, col- FULLER The class of 1928 played the most competent of fire chiefs to lege pastor, recently announced the part of Santa Claus when it pre- protect them, Robert Hayner. STANICH following as a summary of the in- sented a gift to the college library With two games to be played formation gathered by him regard- recently. At its reunion held dur- during Christmas vacation, let's ing the religious status and voca- ing commencement week of the hope our basketeers don't get too tional preference of the members past year, the class donated to the many candy canes in their socks. of the freshman class. This survey library an amount approximating is based on personal conferences $285 for any purpose the librarian If only Les Vanden Ilorg would held with 145 new students. ^ W. BLOCK might consider useful to the stu- have pumped a bicycle to Grand Those coming from the city of dents. Rapids and back, the Anchor might Holland number 45); those from the "The generous and unexpected MAROJ :mim have presented him a gold-plated rural routes number 19; those from gift made it possible for the li- canary. outside of Holland's postal juris- brary to acquire some splendid diction number 77. books. It was decided that perhaps Whenever Professor Greenway of f 70 /i> Church Members the wisest way to spend a gift of Western State Teachers' College is The number of those who have this kind would be to put it into asked what his profession is, he become communicant members of general and reference works that usually answers, "I polish billiard some church is 101. This is almost i would be of permanent value and balls, but it is often very hard to 70 per cent of the total number, a usefulness, otherwise impossible get anything into them." Undoubt- for the library to obtain under its decrease of 2.5 per cent from last . edly more than one professor is all year. Practically all are regular budget," explained Miss Agnes balled up at times. attendants at church services and > Tysse, librarian. This plan was carried out and Every time one of his students Sunday school. Two-thirds make SLIRVILLA w*

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December 11, 1935 HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR "GENIUS BURNS" MUSICRITIC K HOPE COLLEGE ANCHORI LETTERS IV. By Kathleen Donahue Arc- Conducted by SYLVIA HUXTABLE (This shows fine feeling) Rubber Banded The traditional Christmas orato- TRUTH rio, the "Messiah," is scheduled ^ssocialod gollco.iatfjirfss The editor of this column takes Eternal truth— _ 1 this year for Tuesday, December ^3 1934 (MMONAT^^^j^^S) 1935 »- Dear Editor: pleasure in presenting to its read- We search for thee in all the move j ers a little anthology of campus 17. After the astounding response to ment of the universe. EDITORIAL STAFF literature and verse. Some of it is Four distinguished soloists have the wholesale invitation for an Immortal truth— light in tone and some is serious; EQITOR-IN-CHIEF - Z"L We search for Ihee beneath the been engaged. Miss Marjorie Mc- all-collegiate Dutch-date party is- [the whole is proof that "genius layers of this ageless earth, clung will sing soprano. Miss Mc- | ASSOCIATE ^ sued by the Anchor last week no, ^ burn„ ^ Hope: other conclusion can be drawn than j Enduring truth- clungt a native of Grand Rapids E/ E H^NK BmTOR Vander Laan We search for thee in all we know ^ , f m who HEADLINE BDITUK - - - - • • Mnndv that Hope college is starving for ha(le of Shakespeare! a truth in of lives long passed ""<1 « Bra'luatc of U-.of M- wh0 ASSIGNMENT EDITOR - Or ill Hino more campus activity, ihe cooper- parody) V e And yet we find thee not unless has studied in Leipzig, sang in TYPIST ation shown and the friendly spirit YOUTH We see in them the Being that is Grand Rapids recently and was DEPARTMENTAL EDITORS advanced by the participants i" The winKS of love are not shorn a this indicate that, . pven ^ t from the over all— heralded by critics as greater than Mni^ion. Mary Janc Vaupcil: Jlu„ni. Ethel Vender Za..; CA-M ^ I a chance, Hopeites are willing to | The God who made the stars, thel Jcpson o{ the Mctro. Editorial. JoJin Vander Mculcn; F,at urn. Angclyn I^nte; f^n. J y . dorm earth, and man's immortal soul. ^ • f Sylvia Humble; Muiu. Ka.hlcen Donahue: . IV.e, V ..ul.-u lerP: C .1 . loosen uj) and make Hope a single Into the arms beneath. She is Elizabeth Nieusma, ^pohtan. Miss McClung ably assist- Sior,,. Renier Pape.aay and RuS5cll Van Ta.enhove. ) . -W. IVcr Ul.nun. >.«».(.. social unit instead of a bunch of Esther Bultman. kissed . . . ed the civic chorus in the "Messiah" cliques who attend the college. I Twirp Ki^spn SPECIAL REPORTERS functions as if each group were '' V. I two years ag3, but it is said that Ixstrr Wolteiink Cur noli Uf Hi*-zee Lord of youth, it is blessed Andrew I.ampen Tavil I lollemau RII*»<1 Van latenhove Haiold \\ eidner one up in a rubber band and la- Winter trod the street outside as she is now even more capable. Willi.!tu Foppinlc l.cMer \'.in 'latenhove SvK ia Unliable To destroy degrees; bring to naught Hill I )r drool Paul Boyink Jean Roitschacfer IVW Reigtn beled. anxiously as a wanton. The alto soloist is Miss Beatrice Mary Giod Harold Nobel The dreams of parents, the pleas Rill Arendshorvt There are two major all-student coul(l Miss Metta J. Ross of profs. Through the window we Br0(iy. Although comparatively FACULTY ADVISER functions every year, the frosh The ideals of tradition, and the see great jagged snowflakes slash- ^ ^ graduatcj from BUSINESS STAFF mixer" and the "Y" all-college ing the pitiful face of the street- • Raymond Boot wills of deans. , , ' . M. S. C. in 1932, Miss Brody is BUSINESS MANAGER party. Practically everyone turns lighthrrht . Timoe was not ffor usUS.. 1 ' Charles Bertsch Love is above the laws of men; ASSISTANT out to these, and frequently friend- Love flickered like an icon-lamp, not without exp-rience. She has Andrew Lampen For laws are made to govern sin. ships are struck up between per- CIRCULATION MANAGER —Anonymous, '37. and a madonna hid her face. appeared several times with the sons who, because they belong to You laughed, and thin splinters I jje^roit sympnony orchestra and different classes or societies, might II. of black glass tinkled on moonlit othL.rs 0f the same caliber, never have noticed one anotlvr. (By the jray author of the now- ice. she was awarded first prize in the But two such functions are not famous Fleetie-Belle) You smiled. ... 0 frail dark art;s^.» contest in Grand Rapids enough for any campus. What eav POOR WE! tranches strangling the ^ y"jiast year sponsored by the Mich- Hope needs is a series of them In all good schools throughout the hearted sky ... igan federation of music clubs. throughout the year. Then you stirred in the chair ^ ^ ^ ^ land. be sung by Frat and sorority parties are At least in all the rest; and sighed, as wearily as sand pl.c!.idcnt of the lovely, but they include primarily The girls stay out till 'leven o'clock dunes slide across grey npples Columbia school of music. Mr. '.he same individuals all the while, Gee! How some fellows are blest. You tilted the sinners head of orJinarily sings for largcr and the number of non-society But Voorhees lights are ordered you, and I thought of spent waves, ! ^ is known throughout members is growing constantly. and stale wine, and cold water 1.^ ^ out unusually Are these who do not get many Before the moon has risen; crawling over green pebbles. fluent ^ ds orator.o ^ party bids or who belong to no I ask you now. Is this a dorm Then you spoke, and your words ^ ^ will'shoulder the organizations to twiddle their Or just a female prison ? were as heavy as h,Us, cold and of ^ ^ ^ .s no thumbs every social evening simply Santa and Satan On Friday nights and Saturdays bare, anc o as a regre , featherweight load. He is a popular because they bear no stamp of so- Twelve bells should be the line; But when I kissed you . . Ol rt from „ HERE seems to be more than a striking coincidence in called "elitehood" upon their But that will never happen here radiant release, and loneliness * u -i m- the fact that there is a mere shuffle of letters between n 1 you have not heard Mr. Koch brows ? me ting like snowflakes on blue Tthe words Satan and Santa. Satan has advantageously usee Till nineteen ninety-nine. before, we can assure you that this velvet! —Anonymous, '38. Santa and the Santa idea to accomplish his devihsh purpose Spirit at the games would go —Anonymous, '3G is not the only time you will hear Through the use of that idea, he has skillfully coiruP^^ up 10() per cent if the students him for he is coming later in the had a bit of a chance to express VI. Christian's blessed season of Christmas. Everyone will ad III. course with Charles Wakefield themselves as Hopeites. the fact that Christmas is petering out in a religious sense (Evidently there is more than NIGHT Cadman. With the splendid big fraternity Xmas is the word. But what does "X" stand for. one admirer of Mr. Nash's verse on The moon With this array of soloists, with houses and the home-like women's To me it stands for the mundane character of th.e work the campus, and it seems to us this glares coldly the chapel choir and civic chorus dorm that we have, it seems we out of a dimly-starred night It stands for the simple fact that we love material thingc should have a reply in kind): constituting the choral forces, and could swing some remarkable dem- through a trembling black lace of more than we love God. This seems to be very much in evi- ocratic parties which would not MEN: AN APPRECIATION with a selected festival orchestra, dence. The papers of the land measure the suc- bare branches. Mr. Maybe, who is conducting the lack true college atmosphere and The thing I never can figure out Scattered clouds race goallessly CHRISTMAS cess of the Christmas season by the increased good organization, with small cost is: Are men smart or just a ensemble, should have no difficulty like my thoughts before I sleep. SANS percentage of buying over that of the past year. in producing a thrilling perform- to the students. This might mean bunch of dumb bunnies? —Anonymous, ' CHRIST We ourselves measure the success of the day the sacrifice of some society par- Because, honestly, some of the ance. by the size of the Christmas tree and the gilts VII. lies, but wouldn't it really be things they do and say are fun- Mr. Snow has been seriously ill underneath. These, 1 know, are familiar and emphasized facts. THE DREAMER'S REVERIE worth it? nier than the Sunday funnies: with a sinus infection. That is Ruth Burkett. But should these be emphasized as much as the fact that They tell you all the asinine details They will say: "He is dead. why we have had student organists I The woodpaths whereon he walked we are losing our God consciousness? Even in this Christian of some asinine original joke at the console for the past two And was wont to sing college of ours has not a lackadaisical attitude towards reli- Frozen Assets And then when you're practically weeks. We appreciate their efforts. Are threaded now with moss, gion crept in? Christ seems to be simply some person who Dear Editor: going down for the third time Mr. Snow is recuperating slowly And over all the daisies spring. lived nineteen hundred and thirty-five years ago Our ideas During the past few winters the they expect you to laugh until and will not return for some time. of what His coming meant are so hazy. We sing the beautitul students of Hope college have had you croak: Yes, he is dead. Christmas carols with very little zest. Are we no longer im- "He never really lived. Choirs from Sturgis, Benton no opportunity for outdoor exer- They talk to you fatuously for pressed by the facts? Are the truths expressed in them out His life was welded through with Harbor, South Haven, Muskegon, cise in the vicinity of the campus. precious hours when you have of date? Wouldn't it be a good idea to page through tne Of course, they may go skating on dreams. Kalamazoo, Calvin college, and neither time nor inclination. hymn book and reabsorb the sentiment of the carols. Shall Black lake with its undulating, Which, strange, have endured; Hope college make up the western And if you want a bid to the fra- we reread the Christmas story and try to catch its ful sig- shanty-town surface. The lake is To him, they were realities, Michigan festival chorus which will ternity party or you'd like to nificance? Having done this, we'll be able to fill the chape positively unfit for enjoyable skat- And from reality his soul secured. sing the Messiah in Kalamazoo hear Bing Crosby croon at the with the jubilant strains of: % ing, and so far as skating is con- next Friday. The bass and tenor movies without charge, all you But he never lived." sidered second nature to a good soloists are the same as will sing Joy to the world I my Lord is come; can do is listen with an air of Past this loved, now ghostly flesh Dutchman, may we suggest the here, Raymund Koch and Arthur Let earth receive her King; womanly and interested resigna- The oak will cleave the earth. erection of a skating rink? And through its restless rustling Kraft. Thelma VonEisenhauer Let ev'ry heart prepare Him room. tion. Our football practice field would Will heave my ghostly mirth. from Detroit is the soprano and Still, if they're nice dressers, and And heav'n and nature sing! provide an excellent and natural In the friendly rain; from the sing- Gladys Scott, Chicago, will sing the John Piet, President Y.M.C.A. not crowing Atlas specimens but spot upon which a skating rink ing night contralto solos. still reasonably good and healthy, -o- could be built. The method would Will climb my happy cry — o be simple and of little expense. A With enough of the wherewithal to For if I have never really lived. Last Monday evening the pupils Patronize with a Purpose ditch could be dug around the in- go places with, but not neces- Then can I never die. of Mrs. Fenton, of Mrs. Karsten, side of the track and the dirt sarily wealthy. —Sylvia Huxtable, '38. and of Miss Lacey appeared in re- cital in Winants chapel. Some of HERE do you buy your clothes? Where do you eat? thrown outward making a bank of Then I'll admit (and I'll swear to Note: Many students are under the students will have to practice Where are you going to do your Christmas shopping. dirt about 18 inches high. The it if you ask me to, though the impression that only versa is W harder and appear at a few more These are some of the questions which leading Holland mer- field could then be flooded with swearing is against my convic- acceptable for publication in this recitals, but others presented a chants are asking Hope college students. For it ^ through water from the nearby hydrant to tions) then, they do have per- column. Be advised that all c 1 e creditable showing. their advertising that our three most important ^ ^ ^ ' a required depth and allowed to sonality about them— literature — essays, sketches and Lester VandenBerg was partic- lications are made possible — "The Anchor, The Milestone freeze. This method has been suc- And personally, I don't see how I stores — will be considered. The ularly outstanding among the voice and "The Student Guide." cessfully used in various cities and could do without them. only criteria is originality. IF pupils, although the others, Elean- You have a personal responsibility to these Hope boosters is not merely theory. —Anonymous, '36. S. K. H. r- when you go downtown to make a purchase. If your college It seems that this would be a or Stryker, Gertrude Young, Rob- publications mean anything to you, you will, whenever pos- possible project for the N.Y.A. stu- ert Arendshorst and Oliver Van sible, direct your patronage to a store which advertises at dents and they could also take care NEW TITLE FOR DR. NYKERK HUXTABLE HEADS WRITERS As have noteworthy points—space • of the rink and keep it cleared of limiting us to mere mention of ; the college. Put yourself in the position of soliciting advertisements. snow. As an alternative, volunteers A new title has been added to Sylvia Huxtable and Cornelius their existence. i You go to a merchant to ask him to repeat a space which ne could be called and we feel sure the long list of honors bestowed Hoezee were elected president and With the exception of Barbara hat that the necessary number could Lampen, who did not equal her rented in last year's Milestone. t

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fv _, , 'A December 11, 1935 HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR Pace 8 Dutchmen Meet Strong BASKETBALL RACE THOMAS' BASKET LIFT BAN ON FROSH New Regulations The Tip-Off IN FINAL MOMENT Non-Conference Foes BITTER DOG FIGHT SPORTS Govern Awarding -BY VAN — DEFEATS JUNIOR With one victory under their THIS YEAR—HINGA belts, the Hope quintet prepared After a three-year ban on of Hope Letters Although football is over for the frosh athletics, the M. I. A. A. for a strenuous siege of non-con- Albion and Hillsdale Favored; Hope Passing Is Ragged at majority of schools, the annual board of athletics has passed ference foes. Four more games re- All Teams Are Conceded Times, But Shows Possibili- At a recent meeting of the Hope battle in the Rose Bowl is yet to a rule allowing freshmen to main before the'Dutch tangle in Chance at Title ties; Fouls Numerous Board of Athletics, new regulations be staged. We don't know what compete with other schools in their first conference scrap with were formulated and passed re- your guess is but we pick S. M. U. all branches of sport. Hillsdale. Two games with Ferris POPPINK PACES HOPE garding the awarding of letters by a coi^ple of touchdowns . . . HOPE DARK HORSE? and lone games with Western State The frosh have been granted and sweaters to those who have George Heeringa, regular guard of and Ypsilanti will prove to be "It's going to be a dog fight A one-h^hded side court shot by permission to play six basket- earned them. last season, was unable to report ample tests for the M. I. A. A. from start to finish!" Thomas,.'Sophomore forward, that ball games with other college for basketball practice until a few In the future there will be no school. That is what Coach Hinga thinks split the meshes in the closing quintets and independent teams days ago due to a knee injury major or minor sports; all Ferris has a strong team again, of the '35-'36 basketball campaign seconds of play enabled Hope col- outside of the conference suffered in the football campaign athletics will be on an equal basis. composed of six veterans and flashy in the M.I.A.A. The Hope mentor lege to eke out a 29-28 victory over squads. . . . When Calvin plays Hope, fans Letters will be awarded only upon new men. The Bulldogs have been continued by picking Hillsdale or Muskegon junior in the opening This policy will be an added will have to take their lunches with the recommendation of the faculty greatly strengthened by the return Albion as the favorite to cop the fray of the '35-'36 season. It was a inducement for freshmen to them if they want good seats. All committee of athletics. of Freeman, star of two years ago, championship, but he predicted it thrilling see-saw battle with the come out and make an athletic the Christain Reformeders in town Awards Vary and the addition of Burns, who to be one of the toughest races in lead changing hands throughout team. will be out to root for Calvin now A suitable sweater will be starred at Grand Rapids South in the history of the conference, with the entire second frame. that Muyskens, former Holland his prep days. The team is short the winner suffering at least three The Dutchmen stepped out to an awarded to each player the first Christian high coach, is teaching EIGHT TEAMS TO COMPETE year he wins a varsity letter. For but extremely fast and uses the defeats. early lead but led by Dyer, Muske- the rudiments of basketball at Cal- IN FRATERNITY CONFERENCE quick break to its advantage. Hope Champs May Repeat gon forward, the Jaysees put on an football the type of sweater will be vin ... Barber, who starred against a shaker-knit pull-over, navy blue takes on Ferris this Thursday at exhibition of sharp shooting that Muskegon last Thursday attended A review of the material of the the Armory and travels to Big gave them a 17-14 lead at the inter- Rpresentatives from the various in color. For basketball, a shaker- G. R. junior last year and was colleges proves Hinga's predictions knit coat sweater, burnt orange in Rapids for a return game Jan. 6. mission. The Blue and Orange fraternities met last Monday and high scorer of the J. C. team al- to be more than probable. An array Western state, Hope's second op- (juintet found the range in the drew up extensive plans for the color. For tennis, track, and golf, though he played a guard position of veterans on all the M.I.A.A. a jersey knit coat sweater. ponent, ranks as one of the best second half and pulled abreast of ipening of the Inter-fraternity . . . Left overs from football; — school quintets promises a battle The letters will be awarded on teams in the country and, as the the Muskegon team near the end of league Monday evening, December Ken Tysse and Roger Leestma from start to finish. Hillsdale, last the following basis; football, any game is to be played on the spa- the game. Trailing by one point IG. brought forward the suggestion year's champions, built around man who has played 100 minutes cious court of Western, Hope's with only seconds to go, Thomas The Freshmen, although they will that as long as a gold football is Stanich, presents a team that ap- in five-eighths of the games main object will be to keep the pears to be as strong as the aggre- put the finishing touches to the be competing with various teams given to the man with the best scheduled, of which three games score down as low as possible. gation of last season. Three of the game by his sensational goal. outside of the college, will be re- spirit, why not give a tin one to are in the M. I. A. A. basketball; On Jan. 3 Hope will entertain members are well above six feet. The game was a typical open- presented in the league. An in- the biggest "goldbricker" on the any man who has played 200 Ypsilanti at the home court. The The one fact that may eliminate ing tilt replete with fouls and in- dependent team has been organized squad . . . Don't worry, Buys, it minutes in five-eighths of the games Ypsi game always stands out as Hillsdale from repeating is that accurate shooting, yet both teams to fill out the list and make it an hasn't been passed by the board scheduled of which six shall be in one of the best games of the year three of the regulars are sopho- i hcwed spurts of mid-season form. eight team league. The league will . . . Muskegon, who Hope downed the M. 1. A. A. track; any man and another great battle is expect- mores and, although they all are Although ragged at times, the pass- be composed of the usual five fra- in the season opener, defeated who has won one point in the ed this season. Ypsi has suffered outstanding players, they are lack- ing of the Hope team gave promise ternity teams, two frosh teams Alma Saturday, 32 to 21. Which M. I. A. A. field day meets, or one defeat and that at the hands ing in experience. Hillsdale has of a smooth offense and fast break- and the Independents. goes to prove that Hope may prove eight points in any dual conference of the University of Michigan. played one game and was defeated ing game. Dyer, Muskegon for- All games will be played on a dark horse in the race this year meets. by Adrian in a close game, but as ward was high scorer garnering Monday nights from 7 to 10 o'clock. . . . Thomas started his varsity the latter is exceptionally strong, a total of 15 points. Poppink, Three games will be played each Tennis, any man who has won They are: Captain Heeringa, basketball career auspiciously by little is shown by the defeat. lanky center, paced the victors with night at intervals of one hour. The one point in the M. I. A. A. field Vander Velde, De Weerd, Kooiman, dumping in the first basket of the 11 points closely followed by gym will be open to spectators as meet or who has played in three- Leetsma, Gross, Mahan, Buteyn, season for Hope. He also put on Kroeze Bolsters Albion Thomas who collected five goals. usual. fourths of all the scheduled Van Tatenhove, Tysse, Buys, Rob- the finishing touches of the game Albion, the other favorite, is as bert, Klomparens, Jappinga, Lok- In the preliminary game the The championship Cosmos team matches; golf, any member of a by a sensational last minute goal formidable as the team that last Freshman triumphed over the of last year will stack up against championship field day meet, or and Ver Schure. that won the game in the closing year lost to Hillsdale in the cham- The following freshmen will Cosmopolitans by the score of 39- the Fraters, rurjner up to the Cos- who has played in three-fourths of seconds . . . This Saturday Hope pionship playoff. Presenting four receive numerals for football: An- 18. Marcus shone for the frosh with mos for the championship last the scheduled matches. Blankets will play on the largest court in veterans and several sophomore derson, Boyink, Brooking, Leetsma, 12 points and Martin led the Cos- year, in the opening tussle of the will be awarded to seniors when the state when they tangle with stars, the Methodists are looking Marcus, Maxam, Vander Hill, mos with 7. year Monday night. financially possible, who have won Western at Kalamazoo . . . The for an M.I.A.A. championship. their varsity letter in their senior Wishmeier, De Groot, Heneveld, These hopes are by no means dim- Lineups and summary: The league race is expected to high death rate due to football this year. Hop, Scheerhorn, Vanden Berg, med by the addition of Kroeze, Hope be a nip-and-tuck affair this sea- season has again started the 20 To Receive "H" Van Wyk, Weidner, and Van Kley. who played with Grand Rapids Nienhuis rf son due to the well-balanced teams coaches thinking. 30 athletes were Exactly 20 members of this A gold football will be awarded Junior college last season. The Thomas If of practically equal strength which killed while playing football, which Poppink c year's varsity football team will to the captain of the varsity and tall center, who was rated as compose it. The Cosmos, with a is a new high for recent years . . . receive their letters and sweaters one to the man who has shown the the best pivot man in the Jun- Van Zanden rg veteran team, are favored to cop In a game between Ypsilanti and at the last chapel service before best spirit on the ball club, Don ior colleges of the state, con- Robbert Ig the coveted bunting again this Michigan university, Jablonski, Barber Ig the Christmas recess. Kooiman. nected for 11 points in Albion's year. Wolverine forward, scored a bas- opening game against Notre Dame. Heeringa rg ket for the Ypsi team. Was his Albion has already suffered two face red? . . . Bill Poppink brought defeats but these were at the hands Total.. ...11 7 6 Girls Organize Teams |fcrson£tltii| itemthj his injured arm around in shape of two national ranking teams, Muskegon Junior 210 River Avenue this year by tossing a football r* in Y.W.C.A. Hoop League Telephone 2828 Notre Dame and Michigan State. Dyer rf i 1 1 around when his duties as football Olivet, despite the numerous Davis . . If 4 1 2 Shampoo and Fingerwave 35c manager did not occupy all his "We want to play, too!" At last rumors of ineligibility of Comet Gudelsky If 0 0 0 time. Some credit should also go Hope's co-eds are being given a Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday of every week stars, should have anything but a Schopf c 1 0 2 to Marg — right. Bill? . , , Klom- chance to participate in competitive weak team. Featuring Arthurs, Burrows rg 0 2 2 parens, who as yet has not reported sports. An athletic program is be- Ask to see our nice selection of Christmas gifts. brilliant forward, Herbert and Hey- Johnson lK 0 0 2 for varsity basketball has the ing sponsored by the Y.W.C.A. nes, star of last year's campaign, Miss Naomi Black from Charlevoix will serve you largest hands on the squad. He can Total 12 4 9 Last Tuesday evening six bas- the Comets can be counted upon to ketball teams were organized under pick up a basketball in one hand furnish plenty of opposition. Referee: Van Wingen, W.S.T.C. and throw it like a baseball. the direction of Vera Damstra and WpTiTA^oicrrTT Kalamazoo, who finished in a tie Wilma De Young, members of the with Hope last year, has a nucleus Hope Teachers Attend that can roar like the thunder, or whisper as soft as the "Y" cabinet. The names of the breath of a babe. It can picture the glory of sunset, or WILL BELITTLES DEGREES of four veterans around which to State Education Meets teams and their respective captains despair in the chill gray dawn. It can tell you the triumph build. Survilla and Chapman are are as follows: "Berries," June of great marshaled forces, or purl you a story as simple Now that the brave deeds and fast hard breaking forwards around Dr. Wichers recently attended an Kieft; F.L.H.'s, Hildegarde Bos; and sweet as the streamlet that winds its way through the words of Will Rogers are being whom a smooth passing attack is "Tops," Ruth Fisher; "Spark- informal meeting of the Michigan wildwood. Typo can present any image which the mind of systematically unearthed for those built and although Kazoo is not plugs," Myrtle Beeukes; "Squaws," Chapter of the North Central asso- mortal man can vision. Use the proper type face to tell who loved the man, we might quote rated so strong as Hillsdale or Al- Gladys Moerdyke; and "Nertz," the quip of Will's which is the only ciation. Hindered by no by-laws or your story. bion, the Hornets will prove a Ethel yn Schaap. one we remember: constitution, discussion was free The complete composition service of the Central Trade source of trouble to the bther Other seasonal sports will be It came after he had been grant- teams. and diversified. The main topic was Plant is available to you through your printer "the recruiting of students," some played during the year. The project ed an honorary degree at some col- Alma Strong schools feeling that much induce- I is not confined to members of the lege. Said the comedian: "I knew Little is known of the strength ment and enticement was being Y.W. All girls of the college are We Are Proud of they gave college degrees for near- of Alma except that they are bound used by several institutions. welcomed to join. ly every kind of ignorance, but I to be tough to beat. With Block Professors Vander Borgh and HOPE COLLEGE didn't know they gave any for my playing his usual brilliant game Winter were present at a gather- kind." and aided by several veterans, the ing of education instructors from H.R. DOESBURG and wish for it only continued success. As in Scots appear to be as strong if not the state colleges. Discussion re- the past, may its influence for good become stronger than the 1934 outfit. volved around the suggestions of Druggist great with the passing years. Hope can be regarded again as aptitude and graduation tests for Main Anto Supply a dark horse of the league. Besides would-be teachers, patterning after 32 East Eighth St. FIRST STATE BANK five returning veterans, the Dutch the medical tests now in existence. HOLLAND." MICHIGAN WINTER CAR NEEDS are greatly strengthened by the re- Holland, Mich. turn of Teed Van Zanden and the HEATERS. THERMOSTATS, AL- addition of Barber, former Grand COHOL, OIL, BATT., CHAINS, Rapids Junior star. Hope, without Great Pre-Christmas Sale FLOOR MATS. DE FROSTERS. a doubt, has potentialities of a Central Engraving Co. AT LOWEST PRICES championship outfit, but whether Coats Dresses Furs 1719 LYON ST. these potentialities will be realized 60 E. 8th St Telephone 3539 is another question. Hosiery Lingerie Etc. GRAND RAPIDS, MICH. Photo Engravers Artists Radios Commercial Photographers A Year Round Christmas Gift WE CLOAK ViOfeE Low Prices for Christmas VV HERE. FASH I O M REIGNS J. A. RICHTER, PRES. J. D. DRIEBORG, SEC. & MGR. ALLEN'S RADIO SHOP 254 River Ave. . • ' ' ' V •' v;:V

Hi Page 4 HE MUST HAVE BEEN DUTCH Shadows of Past BEHIND THE SCENES- —Apologies to Ed. Reed ORDER IN COURT? . ' 11/*****< l-u 'if * 4** Stir Bio Upstarts •<».*• It is all gentle spoofing, no F NOT MUCH, WHEN doubt, but most entertaining—this FROSH ARE TRIED Biological upstarts in the second story the columnist in the student t's floor laboratories of Van Raalte paper at the University of Illinois Senior Jury Decrees Hoffius, are reminded in their more self- is telling. nsurance Good, Wishmeier, Pleune congratulatory moments of the A state senator, returning from the capital to his home town, was We Write It Guilty of Charges days when Kammeraad was still met at the station by an angry in school, or of the period of Mar- constituent who berated him for KIRKWOOD IS FREED cotte and Mooi, and, a little later, J. Arendshorst, Inc. not cutting down the funds allot- of Behrmann's time. ted to the state university. The Italo-Ethioplan fracas had Assistants are kept in line by INSURANCE,REAL ESTATE "Don't you know," crackled the nothing on the freshman trial Mon- references to Boot and the citizen, "Don't you know that at day evening, Nov. 21. The super- bacteriologist-nurse aggregation MUil:- that school, men and women stud- fluous gun fire and bell ringing hears of Edwards and De Young. ents have to matriculate together. nearly rendered the trial inaudible. And so, they are brought to an Yessir! Furthermore, they have to "Order in the court?" Well, not understanding that today "Nick" 1 use the same campus!" much. However when some degree Kammeraad is an assistant in of order had been obtained by clerk zoology at Yale, that Reo Marcotte Ek Buys, the hearing proceeded. and Roy Mooi are seniors in During the first case on the court medicine at the U. of Michigan, docket for Nov. 21, Gordon Pleune and "Viv" Behrmann is an assist- F took the stand unsuccessfully to ant in physiology at the same defend himself against the charges I T'S place. Ask For Catalog of usurping the privileges of the Set Pace For Nurses rooster and having a superiority Harriet Boot is in training at ELECTRIC complex. BailitT Vander Velde was Chicago Presbyterian while Anne of no assistance as a witness be- Edwards and Edith De Young are "They must be feoinft steady —she's wearing his pin!" GIFTS Meyer cause he knew very little about doing the same thing in New York roosters — hens being his special- Presbyterian hospital. Music House PRINCETON FROSH FOR COEDS FROWN ON CIGAR SMOKERS De Fouw's ity. Witness Lucia Ayers stated Then there was Carl Walvoord 17 W. 8th St. Telephone 3066 that defendant Pleune was no fun and all that he did to the cats. Princeton, N. J.—In the opinion Madison, Wis/—Specifications Electric Shop Holland, Mich. at all on a date because all he did There used to be some of his of the serious-minded class of 1940 for yet another in the endless list was "fiddle around." The next wit- kittens still around the Frater at Princeton, things to be desired of model college youths have been ness for Mr. Pleune was Dr. Sex- house while their "papa" was far at that university are music with drawn up by University of Wis- tus Pumphandle who was a pretty- ARCTIC-PICTURES COLD away at Rush medical. dinner and dinner without scram- consin co-eds and here they are: gay old rip and a bit of a hat Gerald Rottschaeffer graduated bled eggs, larger cream pitchers at The No. 1 gentleman friend ARCTIC products are cold, delicious and pala- knocker-offer. in chemistry from Hope and took all times, the addition of co-eds and smokes a pipe, uses no conscious table. Our ice cream is the quickest help-out Clerk Affectionate his Master's in it at Michigan. Yet abolition of classes. line, dances well, drinks only in Bob Peanut-vender Wishmeier, by some odd chance he is held up Otherwise, say the frosh, the in a social emergency. With all we have a moderation, doesn't try to get a warm spot for "Hope." defendant in the second case, took as a model biologist because he is place is all right. date at the last minute, and re- the cake for horse-play and peanut assisting in that subject at Mich- o strains his rampant emotions. throwing but he didn't take the igan and will take his Doctor's in MI ACE TO MEET JAN. 17 Most frowned on were two rare ARCTIC ICE CREAM CO. stand in his own defense. When it. Also at Michigan are Dick Van species: the collegiate type and the Dorp in the Museum of Zoology AT YOUR SERVICE swearing in witness Margaret The M. I. A. C. E., Michigan cigar-smoker. and Roy Chatters in botany. Both Allen, Clerk Buys found it a Intercollegiate Association of Col- Phone 3886 133 FAIRBANKS AVE. held assistantships. pleasant task to eliminate the lege Editors, organized this year Highest Quality formality of placing her hands on Van Schaack at Hopkins by Editor William 0. Uraneck of Though there have been few Groceries and Meats the book — he held them instead. the Olivet Echo, will convene for GREAT ATLANTIC and PACIFIC When Kathy Haig was called, Buys botany majors at Hope, those there the first time Jan. 17, 193G, at Molenaar & De Goede did not use the oath, just the were came out very well. Hope's FOOD STORES Olivet. 46 Eait 8th Street words, "We all know you do." Miss only fellowship at the famous Frank M. Sparks, editor of the HELP TO FEED A NATION Haig re-enacted a very touching Johns Hopkins is held by a Have Your Eyei Examined Grand Rapids Herald, will deliver by The A & P wishes Hope College scene on a park bench which went botanist, Eva Van Schaack, who the keynote address and preside at W. R. STEVENSON the success if merits a long way to prove the charges will receive her Ph. 1). this year. the business session. The Anchor Optometriit of promiscuous billing and cooing. So you see, they have tall tales Ed. and an associate will attend the Following the case of that cozy with which to scare the boys and THE IDEAL DRY CLEANERS conclave. 24 EAST 8TH STREET guy Wishmeier, Miss Mildred Kirk- girls upstairs. After all, isn't a wood found her plea of insanity Hope college professor well nigh "The House of Service" and muteness effective in freeing inextinguishable on the subject of Cleaning and Steam Pressing her of the charges of undermining illustrious graduates? A Christmas Suggestion o the tower of Babel and using her Phone 2465 — We Call for and Deliver eyes effectively. Suddenly the lights HARVARD NOT LIKE HOPE Do Your Last Minute Shopping CORNER COLLEGE AVE. and 6TH ST. HOLLAND went out — it must have been some at kind soul who realized the audience Perhaps it's the climate. could no longer stand the glare of Anyway romance seems to have Cliambpr of Ek Buy's shirt. a hard time at Harvard. JEANE'S SHOPPE A "Harvard Men's Guide" has An essential branch of any pro- Freshmen Boo Cleaning and Pressing Expert Workmanship been published there, listing for gressive city's activities is its In the next case Mary Good, the benefit of the students, names Chamber of Commerce. It fills the resplendent in a blue checked FA BE R & BOS of all the "recommended" debs in gap between the official city body creation by Worth, literally "took" all kinds of Boston. Was Harvard interested? and private enterprise. It is looked the stand in her own defense. Miss TAILORING, ALTERATIONS. REPAIRING Not one book was sold. For Ladies and Gentlemen to for leadership in the promotion Good, suspecting collusion between Said the Harvardites: "What is At Reasonable Prices of commerce and industry. her lawyer Mahan and attorney the guide What is a del)? Fur- Lokker-Rutpers Co. Holland is well on the way to in- Vander Meulen, called in John Van thermore, where is Boston?" Second Floor dustrial recovery. Support your Wyk. The freshmen displayed their Chamber of Commerce and let's usual enthusiasm and intelligence finish the job. by applauding all action favorable Wooden Shoe Diner- A. P. FABiANO to the freshmen and booing down invites you to the holiday Holland's Finest Conleciionery and Ice Cream Parlor any opposition. specials which we are Phone 9605 26 Wesl 8th Street PROTECTION The final ca.->e on the court's NO FADING purring out all this month HOME-MADE ICE CREAM FOR YOUR docket was that in which Mr. Ger- SANITATION hardt Hoffius tried n vain to APPAREL defend himself against the charges NICK UNEMA of exhibiting Ethiopian tendencies HOLLAND FURNACE as shown by over-eating. The main ELECTRIC SHOE REPAIRING 230 River Ave. Holland Mich. BAND BOX issue as proved by much profusion of statement and babbling of wit- Opposite Post Office nesses was, according to defense Safe Odorless Dry Cleaning attorney Cai Vander Werf, the fact "Makes Warm Friends" that Hoffius has the appetite of a MODEL LAUNDRY, Inc. rhinoceros with a tape worm. The Peck's 97—99 East Eighth Street Phone 3625 witnesses in Mr. Hoffius's behalf However we are and always aim to be Holland, Mich. were Harold Weidner and Dr. FAMOUS MALTED Vergeer. The latter startled the MILKS WARM FRIENDS of Hope College jury with exhibit A — mainly a A Meal in itself pickled tape worm. Mr. Vander Werf presented his case ably but FOR PHOTO FINISHING & PRINTING evidently not to the satisfaction of 15c the senior jury as Hoffius was —Go to— Sandwiches Hot Drinks THE TULIP unanimously voted guilty. DU SAAR'S Hithawt Just WondetTuI Food at Wonderful Prices

Come in and join your friends at 214 College Ave. Holland, Mich. WHITE CROSS Peck's MARY JANE COFFEE SHOP KROGER'S GROCERY AND BAKING CO.'S + Drug Store THE NICER THINGS TO EAT Food Stores —Stands for Quality and Service 1 The tremendoui growth of this inicitntioa if indicatiTe of merited "Where Collegians Meet" 186 Rioer Ace. Phone 9162 •uccess. We believe in higlier education — tberefore we believe la Barber Shop Hope College. December 11, 1935 HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR Page 5

JUST TRY IT AT THE DORM Lend An Ear To The P. E. A.— Aptitude Test Takes DUTCH DATING,'* Eight Hope Pre-Meds SPECIAL Sale We learn by remote control that EMMES TREAT the girls in a certain boarding Not So Eerie As It Sounds Canadian tubular Skates $3 75 Such false and true questions as house at the University of Wis- "The most popular translation of MEN IN DROVES They can be used as nightly pro- Men's & Women's Shoe consin now have placed little Winter blizzards have once again the 'Rubaiyat' of Omar Khayyam Hockeys $4.75 placards up beside ihe phones in blasted the barriers of Hope col- tection against the winter zephyrs was made by Lord Byron" and No Waiting Necessary for the house. The placards say, Baxter Hockeys lege conservatism to introduce a that have the annoying habit of "The seismograph is an instrument "Gentlemen guests will please not Male Hopeites with used in medicine" contrasted with Stream Lined answer calls." new fad on its campus. It's some- playing tag around one's ears. Ask Dates thing for the girls, something a Burkie—she puts her hair in curl- "Mrs. Moody defeated Helen Jacobs It is a development of an em- Aluminum Finish bit snappy, flashy, dashy, and ers and says her muffs simply save for the Women's Singles Champion- barrassing situation of last spring. rashy — ear muffs — red, green, or the day for her; I should say they ship at Wimbledom last year" and MEN UNSCATHED Clamp Ice Skates $1.29 & up One day the dean of women called black, take your pick, buy a pair save her for the night. More historical movies have been the boarding house and a deep shown recently than in previous Many a man's a-waiting for 35 cents and automatically be- Moreover, they can spare one masculine voice answered, "Third years," met the astonished gaze of ) go out Dutch-treat dating." Nies Hardware Co. come a member of that growing many embarrassing situations. Floor." the eight pre-medics who expected — But the sign on the bulletin society, the P. E. A., "Protect the Suppose you were asked to pay a quiz on anatomy or physiology in board which carried this little Ears Association." back that two-bits you borrowed their medical aptitude test Friday couplet did not state the exact This is no idle scheme. There is last week and your allowance afternoon. truth last week. The men were do- much more to it than appears on hadn't yet shown up. Ear muffs Though the first section required ing very little waiting around, if the surface. Most of us are Dutch would eliminate any necessity for a wealth of general information, any,— they actually went Dutch- Do Your Christmas Shopping at and would never purchase anything hearing the request. They would the succeeding sections got down to treat dating, in droves, every night that couldn't be made to serve sev- also prevent one, to some extent, brass tacks and really "went to from Monday until Sunday. eral purposes. These muffs, now, from picking up bits of news sus- town" with the boys. No one fin- They went with girls they'd THE MODEL offer numerous possibilities. For picious enough to pass on to some- ished in the allotted time of never been with before; they went one else—a possible means of do- an instance, they cover up many pro- with girls they'd always wanted to gossip? Miracles hour and a half. truding defects in one's cranial ing away with go with; perhaps some of them Compacts, Perfumes, Toilet Sets Spelling bothered many, the region. have happened. went with girls they'd never want- scientific vocabulary even more, Men's Shaving Sets ed to go with, but now at least while the section on logical deduc- they know how the females feel MRS. WAYER ADDRESSES M.I.A.A. TEAM STANDS OUT tions left everyone writing for the sometimes; they went with girls The Largest Assortment in C. W. L. water boy. The last section con- (Continued from Paze 1) they've always gone with; and sisted of experts on the physio- probably some of them went with Western Michigan Mrs. James Wayer, wife of the logical action of various thyroxine the M. 1. A. A. a pair of fine flank- girls they never want to go with pastor of First Reformed church, derivations and in the crania ers both offensively and defen- again. At any rate, they went, and addressed the Christian Workers' measurement of a full term foetus sively. they seem to have emerged from MODEL DRUG STORE League Friday afternoon. She gave The answers were in the text Walt Survilla, Kalamazoo the ordeal with chins up. a survey of foreign missionary and could easily be worked out in 33 — 35 West 8th Street Survilla was a real field general. work. Miss Adrienne Tyssen led Men Coy He combined a fine running attack twenty minutes each. The compli- the song service ajid was in charge Bright and early Monday, co-eds with passing and kicking ability cation arose when the willing work- of devotions. aegan chasing, and male Hopeites and could receive passes with the ers tried to answer twenty times the number of questions in some began taking on a coy, flirtatious best of them. attitude and well-shaven counte- Riley Block, Alma thing under twice the necessary CHRISTMAS GIFTS for HIM! time. nances. Tuesday night there may Block was Alma's quarterback have been several more men at but was given a place at halfback The same test which Prof. Kleis Jus/ Rccived a Fine Selection of TIES "Y" than there would have been, when Survilla was named for that gave here is given to over 15,000 at SPECIAL PRICES had not "certain someones" attend- position. The Block name is with- students throughout the country as ed; also, a particular corner in out a peer in the conference. a prerequisite to entrance into Full Line of Spats, all colors, prav, pearl gray, fawn, town was much-frequented that Clayton Linton, Hillsdale medical school approved by the American Medical Association. evening. taupe, oxford gray Linton, although not a great ball Prof. Kleis has given the test Wednesday more than 50 amplM carrier, was the best blocking back for about six consecutive years anc went to see Will Rogers in aIn Old in the M. L A. A. This fact alone $1.00 pair in that time only two women have Kentucky," for which they hadip^- assured him a place on the team. Houtlng - TenCate taken it. Friday, again, no woman cial rates. Having met at UlB Robert Allman, Albion participated. Frater house beforehand in order Allman for the past two years to attend the show in a body, this Smart Apparel for Men has made the M. L A. A. This year Borr's Bootery COEDS HAVE FINAL WORD party adjourned to the he and Jappinga were rated equal- house to purchase and to c< 31 West 8th Street ly. Allman has been the bulwark Phone 9883 19W. 8ih Philadelphia, Pa^.—A question milkshakes and cookies toj of the Albion eleven ever since he naire skirmish recently embroiled afterwards. Holland has been with the team. men and women on the University Thursday, after the basketball of Pennsylvania campus. game, many gentlemen were swept Christmas Suggestions The Daily Pennsylavanian start off their feet and down town for ed it by asking the men whether a bite before being allowed to re- Gents Ladies Here Is Wishing You All they preferred pretty girls or smart turn to their homes; and unto the Bill Folds Fostoria Glassware ones, slinky or fluffy evening dress- end of the week, the ambitious, A MERRY CHRISTMAS es, and other questions of import- "self-supporting" females were China Military Sets and ance in higher education. busy keeping the fellows wonder- Cigarette Cases Toilet Sets The girls countered with a ques- ing who was to be next. Strap Watches Watches A HAPPY NEW YEAR tionnaire for women students Week Big Success which began: Of course, Friday was a big R. J. RUTGERS "Do you like intelligent men or night, with soph femmes skating Post Jewelry and Gift Shop the typical college boy?" about in company of their very Eine Custom Tailoring own "choices," and with scads of men going out on after-frat dates Corner River and 8th Street. Upstairs Phone 3412 White's Market who never go, usually — although a group of Voorheesites was seen to swagger out of the dormitory Home of Quality MEATS quite independently Friday, for a I Christmas Neckwear little "stag" evening of their own. On the whoie, however, worn-out I I Newest Patterns Old Man Star Says: the "stronger" sex may be this New Styles week, last half-a-fortnight of fem- DON'T WORRY S The real friendliness of ''Hope" inine-assertiveness has been de- 48c to $1.50 for our institution is evidenced clared a success by its sponsors, Your Christmas buying is made easy ^ by the splendid patronage accord- the Anchor; and the general con- ed us constantly.Thanks—Thanks sensus of opinion is that Dutch When You Do Your Shopping Treat week gave the girls an ex- -Thanks and a very merry Xmas SCARFS—69e to $2.95 c e 11 e n t opportunity to express and a Happy New Year. themselves. Of course, there was Star Sandwich Shop that group of blushing gals who " I were "too bashful" — and who are ,4 A Sandwich Immense already looking forward to next WADE'S | Arrow Shirts For Five and Ten Cents" year! New Styles - New Fabrics Yardley's—Max Factors—Colgates Jf Gilbert's—Whitman's— Leather Goods ft $1.95 and up The De Free Co. Special Shirts— Makers of Fine Toilet Preparations and Gifts from 10c to $15 No-will Collars Package Medicines "Nurse Brand Products" i 97c to $1.50 W A.ESi.s PEOPLE'S STATE BANK 5^ E.EIGHTH ST. - 166 W, IJ^ ST: Wishes for Hope College and The Anchor I m the Success it Merits r

December 11, 1935 HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR Page 6 CHEM CLUB TO MEET DEC. 18 . DR. PARK SPEAKS Debaters Hear Benevelolent Spirit Of Hope Hope's Chemistry club will meet Diekema Professor Yntema at a regular session a week from TO STIR STUDENT Jabs Santa For 30 Counts today. Papers by Chem-clubbers Cross & INTEREST IN EAST Conservatives Battle Radicals Bernard De V/itt and Calvin Van- A 11 e n,— Something der Werf will bet featured on the on Constitutional Powers Dear Santa: Margaret TenCate program. China's Collapse, Modern Ja- I am the Spirit of Benevolence green. Prof. Otto Yntema addressed the pan, Western Retreat- of Hope College. I wish you would Dick Smith—An anchor for his -o- Attorneys-al Law Men's debate club at their meet- C.W.L. HEARS MEREDITH Three Major Issues bring all the little students what Boot. ing in debate in Coach R. Schack- they want for Christmas. I am go- Bob Wishmeier—A baby bunting Office—over First State son's room Monday afternoon. He The Rev. Mr. Meredith addressed ADDRESS WIT-SPICED ing to tell you what some of them and fur bonnet. Winter is upon us. Bank spoke on the historical view of Mary Good—A stable equilibrium. the Christian Workers' League last need and told me confidentially that Holland, Michigan the debate question. Dr. Vergeer—A publicity agent. Friday, November 22,. at its regu- "If I am able to stir up interest they wanted but don't tell them I The question is: Resolved, That Holly de Motts—The Gladsign. lar weekly meeting. His subject, in the far East, my purpose is the congress of the U. S. be em-i told you because they might not Pape—A reserved parking space "What It Is to be Led of the Lord," accomplished," said Dr. No-Yong powered to override the decisions like it. Here they a e. is of vital interest to young people. Park, Harvard graduate, noted Thelly Kooiker —A decrease in at Voorhees. NICK DYKEMA of the Supreme Court calling an act Corteville and Joeckel — A mar- Ben Ver Steeg was in charge of author and lecturer, in a brilliant the distance between here and Bat- of congress unconstitutional. riage license. the devotions. The special music The Tailor address in chapel Tuesday morn- tle Creek. A typical scene was presented was a duet by Inez Von Ins and ing, Dec. :5. Dr. Park was success- Paul Webinga—Piano lessons. last Wednesday with President Jay The Ed—Peaceful Sunday nights. Dorothea De Boer, accompanied by SUITS— $23.50 up ful in this mission for he combined Prof. Winter—May his new Ollie Wishmeier—A career. OUbMHush,, acting chairman, —at the meet- Rod Van Leeuwen—A few more Lydia De Vries. 19 y2 WEST 8TH STREET wit with instruction in his forceful ing. The speakers were Peter Van- grandson be the source of as much hours off. presentation of the situation in the den Berge and Harry Boer, the, joy and satisfaction and as many far East. affirmative, and Ekdal Buys and stories as Peter. Louise Hooper—A whoopin' good He clearly portrayed the three IF you are not going home Ernest Tirrel the negative. Bill Westveer—Much success in time. major phases of the problem: the Homer Lokker —A permanent Pete Vanden Berge hooked his his new undertaking. for the holidays— collapse of ancient China, the a thumb in his pocket and propound- Eleanor Stryker —A cellophane residence in Kalamazoo. retreat of Western powers from The college in general—More of ed, "If the Supreme Court takes the wrapper for his pin. Send Your Photograph Eastern territory and the rise of that old Hope Spirit! liberty to call economical decisions The Lamb—Another elephant. modern Japan. The Author—A bodyguard. of the congress unconstitutional it Klomp—A renewed confidence in Special Rates to Students Japan Dominant This is all I can think of right is a falacy of the government." the eligibility of Hope girls. "The coming of the white man now, Santa, but I'll write you again Slill Time for Your Ernie Tirrel, the first conserva- Myrt Beeuwkes — A continued to China upset the great Celestial next year, if I am still able to tive of the afternoon, placed one I performance. Christmas Photographs Empire," he stated. The foreigners write. arm across his chest and mumbled, . j Y Lare—Much joy and taught the Chinese how to smoke Gla( ys an Thanking you much, I remain, "The framers of the constitution Holly this season. opium. The resulting Opium war or do I ? knew human weaknesses and expe- Maurie Klerekoper—A miniature caused the downfall of the royal Winslow Studio rience." ' fire alarm box watch fob. empire. The republic which was Then the next radical, Harry Jim Barr—Another bathing cap established has proved to be weak Boer, stepped to the platform and because the old one's worn out and ineffective. Western powers sputtered, "The Supreme Court is from too much usage under the EVENING SANDALS realized China's condition and Suggestions not concerned with the usefulness shower. Christmas began to expand at her expense of the laws but rather with their Spense Hulse—A car of his own. and Japan taking advantage of her SILVER Overcoats Neckwear constitutionality." It's pretty cold now to bum to GOLD plight, invaded Manchuria. Dr. Then Ek Buys capped the heated Grand Rapids and rented cars run Park said. "The great result is Suits Scarfs argument when he shoved one hand into real money. that the whole government of China in his pocket and boomed, "Im- Al Cook—Someone he can truly KIDS FABRICS is manipulated by Japanese con- Sweaters Gloves measurable accomplishments can be call his "Queenie." trol." accomplished by the unbiased de- Lucille Buter — More scavanger During the past eighty years, cisions of the Supreme Court hunt prizes. VANDERLINDE & VISSER Japan has risen to an important Dekker's Boot Shop which are socially good." De Dee—A persevering nature. place in world affairs, and has be- 50 East 8lh Holland John Olert — Better luck next come the dominant nation in the 28 West 8th Holland far East. Dr. Park declared that Hope May Send Three time. her victory in the Russo-Japanese to Volunteer Movement war marked the major retreat of Christmas Suggestions the Western powers from the East. The religious organizations on Phone 2838 63 East 8th St. At the time of the World war, the campus have been notified, Cigars and Cigarettes Japan was left alone. She com- through literature sent to the col- T. KEPPEUS SONS pleted building up her army and 1 lege pastor, of the Twelfth Qua- Christmas Packed and succeeded in routing drennial convention of the Student Ettablithed 1867 German influence. • Volunteer movement to be held in Pipes, Cigarette Holders , Indianapolis from December 28 Fuel, Paints and Mason's Supplies Lighters and Lighter Fluid "eague ea'en through January 1. Hope's enroll- JOHN VANDER BROEK, Mgr. In conclusion, Dr. Par em ment convention is limited Skis, Skeeters and Toboggans phasized the fact that the failuu L ^ree representatives. The five- a an s Footballs, Basketballs of the League to stop J P Ljay meet lists speakers of national 0 nt aggression in China is a P ' jami international importance. Wilson Converse and Ball Band Gym Shoes which is closely related to import- HIM" ant problems of the western world. When Mussolini and Hitler saw And Remember- the stand which Britain and PETER A. SELLES BUY USEFUL GIFTS France took in regard to Japan, To get dolled up in our strictly modern barber shop they dared to ignore decrees of the For Christmas for Christmas League. Expert Jeweler & Watchmaker o "A Complete Men's Store" Les Vanden BCI R Wins Ollie's Sport Shop Amateur Contest Prize 6 East 8th St. Phone 3055 P. S. BOTER & COMPANY 10 West 8th Street Holland Lester Vanden Berg of Central "Where All Sportsmen Meet" Lake, Michigan, won second place in the Sears, Roebuck & Co. ama- teur hour contest over a WOOD broadcast. Placing in the contest wins a cash prize of five dollars for young | it nr. mi u ninrrn Vanden Berg, and an opportunity to try out in the semi-finals, which will be held next spring when the present run of Sears, Roebuck & USEFUL GIFTS r Co. amateur programs is com- v ' pleted. I Winning also netted the baritone You will always iind useful gifts at the French Cloak Store singer a featured part in the regu- I lar program of the Grand Rapids i Lovely Assortment of Bath Robes, Lounging Pajumas; Peninsular club Monday evening, November 25. Purses, Gloves. Scarfs, Lingerie and Sweaters Vanden Berg hitch-hiked to « Grand Rapids from the Emerso- nian house, where he stays while Bulb. Robes $3.95 to $7.85 attending college, and then back Lounging Pajamas $3.95 to $7.85 I again to ask his Emersonian pals Lounging Robes $3.95 to $5.95 how "it sounded over the air." Vanden Berg is known as the Purses $1.00 to $4.95 "Singing-hayseed" around the i Gloves $1.00 to $2.25 house. He is in his sophomore year I Scarfs 50c to $19 5 at college. Slips $1.00 to $2.25 I Van Putten Groc. FRENCH CLOAK STORE JOHN OLERT, Prop. Phone 9863 202 River Ave. Holland, Michigan December 11, 1935 HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR Page 7 FROSH SURVEY RECORDED Warden Makes Voorhees Hall Falls, Fancy Skating EDITORS WOULD KEEP U.S. (Continued from Pace One) Feature Soph Party FROM ENTERING OLYMPICS Safe for Feminine Inmates There are 12 who are undecided as Madison, Wis.—Opposition * to to their vocation. Pantomime, Grand March, Re- United. States' participation in the be otherwise than well trained? A steady increase in the number freshments on Program 1936 Olympic games to be held in Flash! Smoke and flames pouring Moreover, last Friday she appoint- choosing teaching as a profession Berlin is being strongly voiced by from the windows of Voorhees hall ed six efficient fire marshals, who should here be noted, the last three Plain and fancy skating and fall- college editors throughout the dark clouds of ashes swirling are responsible for the conduct of years showing 26 per cent, 33 per ing were enjoyed by 80 sophomores country in spite of an announce- upwards! The crisp winter air is the girls in their corridors. Mar- cent and 38 per cent, respectively. at Virginia Park roller rink Fri- ment by the American Olympic ^yy pierced by the horrified screams of shals Adrienne Tyssen, Betty Goeh- day night. Amusing features were There is an extraordinary wealth Association declaring definitely on-lookers, who are for the most ner, Jennie De Vries, Mae Van of musical talent in the freshman Meller Drammer, in charge of Miss for entrance, an Associated Col- part inhabitants of fraternity Hartesveldt, Wilma Van Hoef and class. Marjorie Moody, and impromptu legiate Press survey reveals. houses. Without is utmost confu- Florence Vis are planning exten- falling on the floor by various It is considered likely, however, sion and consternation—men yell- sive manoeuvers. It was stated that sophomores. drills will begin next week. that the mass of American stud- ing, cars honking, sirens shrieking. Miss Norma Claus started the ents, and particularly, of course, # But notice well that the sirens are The first difficulty is in the chute general downfall by striking Jack itself. It appears that this innova- student athletes, are in favor of attached to the approaching fire Leenhouts just below the knees, tion, which created more of a stir participation. Prevailing opinion is engines and do not refer to the bringing him down gracefully on on the campus this fall than did that those groups opposed to U.S. WE WISH To Thank devastating inmates of the blazing Andy Nyboer. Soon afterward even the freshman girls, has a dis- entrance are the most articulate. building. Miss June Pomp obligingly tried Every Student for tressing leak. Hence rust, destruc- Columbia University has been ' For within, on the contrary, there to butt her head through the brick tion, and distaste for the girls. In one of the leaders in the move- is only cool-headedness on the part wall to avoid collision with an- the business we have trepid Marshal Tyssen, however, ment to keep American athletes of the girls. True to the standards other skater. has solved the problem in fine style. out of the games, and a number of Hope college co-eds, they retain Phillips Abell and Homer Lokker received from them The freshmen shall scour the chute of student councils have adopted • their charm and grace even under thoroughly—cheerful prospect! then exhibited contrasting con- resolutions against participation. the stress of the direst circum- tacts with the floor, Abell falling W - wish you all a A more serious difficulty has "The storm of protest that has stances. In perfect order and with flat on his face during the Grand See the NEW arisen, however. Supposing the fire greeted the decision to hold next military precision, each girl takes march. Lokker fell on the reverse very Merry Christmas breaks out in the region of the fire year's Olympic games in Berlin," ROYAL PORTABLE her place at the chute and calmly side of his anatomy in a character- escape, what then ? Foresighted in says the Long Island University descends. There are no collisions istic comic-strip descent, with his and Happy New Year everything, our fire marshals are student paper, "is a tangible re- with TOUCH CONTROL — no calamities. Each girl is fully arms and legs waving upward. planning to train the girls to de- minder that the American people Standard In keyboard and action. equipped with all necessary items Other falls were numerous but scend the stairs in an orderly will not remain silent in the face Handsome. Sturdy. Efficient. And and valuables. One by one they seldom painful, except to the ego amazingly low in price! Royal's ex- fashion. What a thrilling sight of... .mistreatment of a religious emerge from the fire escape, well- of the descendant. clusive Touch Control adapu the key 'twill be, to see these fine girls minority. Nazi protestations to the tension to your exact finger pressure. poised women. After refreshments, Meller The perfect gift for every member o( marching calmly down the stairs contrary are belied by the re- The Fire brigade )rammer, a pantomime, was play- the family to use and enjoy for years under the crisp orders of the chief ports in the press of continued to come! Price includes luggage-stylo How- is this miracle possible, you ed by Miss Margaret I^mke in the rarrying-case. See it... Try it today! and marshals! No shrieks, no gig- persecution of Jews, Catholics, and ask ? The answer is simple. Voor- gling, no whistling—just silent, dual roles of Maggie and Cin- discontented minority groups. It hees Hall has been converted into Superior composed girls faithfully carrying derella; Miss Henrietta Bast as is ridiculous to suppose that the a fire brigade; and with Dean Dur- 5 out orders (for once). atrick; Miss Patsy Ver Hulst as Hitler regime will forego such per- fee as warden, how could the girls FR1S BOOK STORE Clear Chuting the sun; Miss Ruth Koskamp of secution, an integral part of its the freshman class as Manuel de 30 West 8th Sr. 206 River Provisions are being made in the fascist regime, simply because it event of any rebellious or hysterical Populo; Miss Fern Corteville and has to play host to a few hundred Holland, Mirh. girl — although we wonder if that Miss Claus as the curtains and athletes." Vliss Moody as the reader. SEASON'S GREETINGS is necessary in Voorhees hall. At The Daily Princetonian disagrees. Miss Moody also awarded huge any rate, it is rumored that Mar- According to this paper, the an- ollypops to Prof. Otto Yntema as shal Goehner has a gag and ropes nouncement by Avery Brundage, BUY HER A the most promising beginner, to "Dick" the Shoe Doctor concealed in her room. president of the American Olym- Gerrit Hooker for his rink super- LANE (EUAK CHEST Thus, in anticipation of any such pic Association, that the United calamity as imagined above, the vision — general class opinion States will poftitively efcter the AT inmates of Voorhees hall need fear favored those thrilling hand-in-hand games "comes as a satisfying re- De Vries - llomlios Co. Electric Shoe Hospital nothing. Under fearless, composed skating periods during which lief to intelligent Americans who leadership all will be clear sailing, Hooker extinguished the lights — feared that bigoted political pre- or rather, clear "chuting." and to Miss June Cook as the best judices and old world hatred might girl skater. muster force enough to make the Martin Clothing Store Mayo Hadden was in charge of country's entrance a matter of bit- ~ arrangements, and Homer Lokker ter controversy." ARE - YOU - BUYING - PRINTING - OR of transportation to and from the "The sportsmen of this country Your Christmas Shopping rink, which is three miles west of PRINTING - SERVICE ? are unanimous in their desire to the city limits. enter the games and will not toler- Almost anyone can offer you printing these days. Prof, and Mrs. Otto Yntema and ate the use of clean American sport Mason's (ito^tutga But it takes a Personalized Supervision to give a Real Mr. and Mrs. I). Zwemer were as a vehicle to transplant the bit- Printing Service! It will be a pleasant experience to chaperones. The Three Musketeers ter feelings, engendered in this provided music. and Best Wishes From let us demonstrate it to you on your next printing job country by individuals who have Clay Tellman, sophomore presi- never learned the lessons of ama- Steketee-Van Huis Printing House, Inc. dent, announced that the class will teur sport," says the Princetonian. have a sleigh ride this winter. COMPLETE PRINTING SERVICE Editorial writers o f the Reveille, Let us help you look your best 9 East 10th St. Phone 4337 Holland. Mich. Louisiana State publication, don't think so. for the coming Christmas parties 'TThe agitators for withdrawl Phone 2822 28 W. 8th Sr. are supported in their denounce- ment of Nazi despotism in sports as well as politics," says the Reveal- Stole Shoppe ille, "by the narrow requirements Students of Hope College: imposed for membership on the ,, "Everything new for Christmas Gi^ls German teams. According to some Before having your Mifestone, Senior reports, Negroes, Catholics, and 23 East Eighth Street Holland Jews are barred and some Protes- or Gift Photos taken be sure and learn tants excluded under the ruling that all German Olympic athletes all about our must be Nazi club members. WHY— The question isn't so clear-cut as all that, says The Rice Thresh- er, Rice Institute, Houston, Tex., You Should Own a Money Saving Specials but lies between diplomacy and ideals. "If the American athletes Franklin Policy - are to adhere strickly to their be- Also other reasons why you should lief in true sportsmanship,^ we 1.—To provide collateral for credit purposes for further education or don't see any other move but to to start in business. have your photos taken at withdraw. But that is where the 2.—To protect parents who have invested a great deal of their time diplomatic side enters. Suppose we and money in your education and support. did that? Such a stand would have Several hundred young people are carrying one or more Franklin a definite bearing both on inter- policies taken out at different periods during the past 30 years. The Lacey Studio national and domestic political and social harmony. WHY NOT YOU? 19 East Eighth Street, Phone 9404 "The American athletes are de- finitely faced with the choice be- WM. J. OLIVE, Oeu. Agent tween diplomatic practicality and Kenneth De Free, H. Kramer, Special Agents the support of ideals." 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December 11, 1935 HOPE COLLEGE ANCHOR Page 8 SNOW RECOVERING SLOWLY CORNELL MAN ISOLATES PROMENADE Opposition Too Strong CANCER PRODUCER For the past few weeks student News By RUTH BURKETT for Extemp Speakers organists have been at the console Ithaca,N.Y.—What may prove t: trying to fill the vacancy left by Jack Colby is chairman of the A fuse blew out while Bill Hay- Though the Hope College rep- be another milestone on man's long The Christmas Y.M.-Y.W. meet- Prof. Curtis Snow who has been Cosmopolitan party, which will be som was toasting a sandwich at the resentatives did not give us an- road toward a cancer cure has- ing will be in charge of Prof. Paul seriously ill with a sinus infec- Hinkamp. An illustrated lecture on held a week from tomorrow eve- Addison party last Friday evening, other opportunity to celebrate a been uncovered by Dr. W. F. Bruce, tion. He is apparently on the much- and for ten minutes night reigned, the life of Christ, entitled "On a ning at the Warm Friend Tavern. glory day, they did very well in instructor and research worker in trodden road to recovery, but he » • » Midnight Clear," is scheduled for while an unlockable fuse box down- the finals of the Michigan extem- the chemistry department of Cor- will have to take each step slowly the evening. Since the meeting falls Tuesday came the Knick bids, stairs in the K. P. hall was broken pore speaking contest. The contest nell University, who has isolatec and carefully—probably not re- on Tuesday, December 17, a date heralding a gala Christmas event into and restored to health. was held at Michigan State college a new material called the most suming his various activities till corresponding with that for the at the Knights of Pythias hall a The party was a hard times one, \j\ November 26. Hope was rep- active substance now known for after the New Year. presentation of the oratorio, "Mes- week from tonight, under the with everyone dressed in pictur- resented by Miss Ruth Fisher and the production of cancer. Hope college knows Mr. Snow as siah," the meeting will probably chairmanship of (mutant) Cornie esque old clothing and an atmos- ^larry Boer. This new substance—a hydrocar- an individual having an unusual be changed to Monday, December De Boer and committee of Jack phere of gay "depression" abound- The topic for discussion in the bon called methylchloranthene— vigor and a persistent spirit. He 16. If the change is effected, official Ridenour, Les Van Tatenhove, and ing. After playing many games women's division was "Social was discovered while Dr. Bruce sometimes undertakes what seems notice will be given later. Hugh De Pree. and enjoying a social time, the Security", and for the men's \v:i; was pursuing an investigation b2- • • • The first meeting of the new partygoers formed a "breadline" "The Italio-Ethiopian Situation" 2un by English scientists. They year, falling on January 7, will be At the Women's Literary club for sandwiches, pickles, cider, cook- and "The Presidential Possibilities had discovered that the skin can- in charge of Mr. Fred B. Freeman, on November 22, Phi Tau Mi threw ies and apples. The fete was in for 1936." Fir.^t place in the cer so prevalent among workers state secretary of the Y.M. organi- a party under the capable direction charge of committee: B|ll and Pete women's contest was won by the with coal tar is caused by a partic- zation, who had originally been of Dick Smith of Delmar, New Veltman, Bill Haysom and Ed Van speaker from Wayne university, ular hydrocarbon occurring natur- scheduled for the November 12 York. The first number of the eve- Eck. Chaperones were Professor and the Battle Creek college ally in the coal tar. meeting. "This Y.M.C.A." will be ning was a scavenger hunt which Welmers and Mrs. Welmers. speaker won in the men's finals. "It is necessary,"' says Dr. Bruce, his topic. began and ended at the Lit club, Miss Fisher placed seventh and :, At 4:00 November 26, the day "that a rational iea of the cause Ruth (Dutch Treat) Burkett led with car containing Les Vanden Harry Boer fifth. before Thanksgiving vacation be- of cancer be obtained before a cure the exchange Y.M. meeting last Berg, Marge Moody, Paul Ter In the estimation of coaches he gan, Sorosis, Dorian and Delphi can be instituted. Positive proof week. Her topic was "My Philoso- Avest, Lucile Buter, Harold Elen- Graff and Shackson, this contest had teas. The Sorosis tea was at >f the ability of the new substance phy of Life." Scripture was read baas, and Kathryn Stronks coming was the most interesting of any Barbara Lampen's home; the Dor- to initiate cancer has been demon- by Edna Mooi, and Margaret La- through on top for individual they have attended. The clear ian one in the Dorian room—and strate d. man led the song service. Barbara prizes. thinking of each contestant OP it was called exceptional from the From the nudical point of view, Lampen, a student in the school of After the hunt, the party went these important subjects was the standpoint that every member was the field of cancer research has music, favored with two selections downstairs in the clubrooms, where highlight of the contest. present. The Delphi tea was held been characterized by a leading in- on the piano. a skit concerning Miles Standish, o in the Delphi room, and was given vestigator as 'hard and stony Professor Snow directed by Lee Mahan, made Dr. Stanley Kleinheksel This week's meeting was led by by Frater pin-wearer Lucille Buter ground'. Therefore, the work of th? everybody laugh. Then Bob Hay- Mr. Harry Kelley of Grand Rapids. and Emersonian pin-wearer Fern Accepts Position at organic chemist would appear to It took the form <»f a social service immanly impossible and "follows ner and Harold Elenbaas played a Corteville. Socony offer a new and encouraging meth- open forum discussion. through" to a successful finish. His trumpet duet, and Lary De Cook, od of approach to the problems of intimate associates know him as Jay Peters, Howie Kronemeyer and Sorosis gathered for a 4 o'clock Dr. Stanley Kleinheksel, brother this field." one who always takes more than Les Vanden Berg warbled together meeting last Friday afternoon, and of Dr. Harvey Kleinheksel of the -o Our Line of his share of responsibilities, men- — accompanied by Paul Webinga. all the girls from outside the dorm Hope Chemistry Department, has tal and physical. Perhaps he real- Lunch consisted of turkey sand- brought box lunches to be eaten recently accepted a position on the Dr. No-Yong' Park izes now- that he cannot and should wiches, pumpkin tarts, chocolate after the meeting in the Sorosis research staff of the Socony- Is Noted Scholar BOOKS not do everything but it has been turkeys and coffee, after which room. Great fun was experienced. Vacuum Oil Company of New- a painful lesson. President Stan Joeckel of Pompton York, where he will begin work was never more complete, All Hope students should appreciate At any rate the college wishes Lakes, New Jersey, made a few re- CAMPUS COMMENT Jan. 1. arranged liom 10c to $5-00. for him as -poedy a recovery as is the piivilege of having heard Dr. marks, "sarcastic and otherwise." (Continued from Page 1) Upon graduation from Hope in It will pay you to look over the se NoYong Park speak to them on possible under the circumstances. The final number of the evening at night and the job would be 1929, Dr. Kleinheksel was awarded December O. It i^ quits? possible lha splendid title-} and authors: was a magician's act, presented by nicely finished by morning. But a fellowship in the department of they failed to realize the promi- Paul Hutchens' a Mr. Congleton. that method is a washout now. chemistry at the University of nant position which this man holds Prof, and Mrs. Kleinheksel were Why, the students don't stay in Illinois. Here his research was con- in our modern world. The doctor Romance of Fire on hand to keep the Emersonians bed long enough even to flatten cerned with illinium, the rare RED TIG is a Harvard scholar, an author on the straight and narrow for the out the pants. metallic element discovered by Dr. This Way Out and a lecturer on Oriental sub- evening. Hopkins of the University of Il- * * * Everybody seems to warm up jects. The Silver Trumpet linois in 1926, notable as the first around Christmas time except the Will Rogers, starring in In Old As an author he possesses a Microbe Hunters SALE Hope janitors. element to be discovered by an Kentucky, was highly lauded by a Maik Twain-1 ike humor. He wrote Bulfinch Mythology American scientist. party of more than a hundred Our neighbor on the PWA can't Later Dr. Kleinheksel transfer- "Oriental View of American •NOW ON- Oil for the Lamps of China Dutch-treaters, a week ago tonight. afford a Christmas tree this year red to the University of Michigan Civilization", "Making a New- After congregating at 7:00 at the so he's going to get himself lit up as a teaching assistant in chem- China", and "American Relations Only Yesterday SAVE $ $ $ $ with the Far Kast". Frater house, the mob surged instead. '" istry. Upon completion of his re- The American Gov't Today by buying Furniture town-ward and nearly tied up traf- For ten years Dr. No-Young search on an involved electro- World's Greatest Writers fic. When the great comedian's final What the well dressed coed will Park served as a lecturer on far for Christm-is chemical problem, he was granted scene had flickered into eternity, wear (Hope version); A fraternity Eastern questions for various Ask Me Another the degree of Doctor of Philosophy. the body of Hopeites adjourned to pin. universities and colleges. He was Unknown Ethiopia The Useful Gift the Cosmopolitan house, where the BIOLOGY BARBS the prize-winning student in inter- A new girls' dormitory must be for the Home Anchor, which sponsored the affair, national relations and ci'inpete! Covered Wagon Days built at Intermountain college in Dr. Vergeer has been busy plant- sold refreshments. ing and fencing grounds for his with American students in their and many others just as good Helena, Mont. An earthquake Jas. A. Brouwer Co. ruined the last one. And why can't new house on liHh street. We hear own language. Above all, he is an Biology Club Hears he's having a built-in bed in his autl/ rity on Oriental subject . Brink's Bookstore Holland have a nice, big, rumbling study. After working so hard on A iist of his lecture topics is as 212-216 River Ave. Educational Papers earthquake ? his various deep subjects, the walk follows: American Relations Someone was overheard to re- with Far Kast, Coming Struggle to the bedroom is just too much! Christmas Suggestions— Wishmeier, Vander Laan Dis- mark the other day that trying to in Eastern Asia, Japane.-e Kxpan- cuss Syphillis, Schistosomes study in the college library was Perhaps many of you have won- ll-'siejy, Gloves. Lingerie, Handkerchiefs, Scaifs, Purses >ioii and World IVac, and Com- good training for war correspond- dered what the purpose of the odd mercial Rivalry in the Pacific. Fl mnel and Silk Robes Two fields of biology very similar little extension on the east side of ents. Frank M. Debatin. Secretary of in their ecological relationships Van Raalte is. The first floor is ;he Washington University Asso- were considered by the Biology Cry of the anguished juniors: used as a weigh room by the quan- RNOOIHUIZEN SHOPPE ciation of St. Louis is quoted as club November 25. Bacteriology "It takes a heap o' livin' before titative analysis students, whoj saying "No-Yong Park gave us a interested Miss Olive Wishmeier you have a house of your own." every winter don gloves and over-j it lightful and coloi ful eivsc ntnti'm who presented a very carefully pre- coats in order to keep warm while j Procrastination is the spice of of the situation in the Far East. For practical Chiistmas gifts pared paper on the mechanism of they master the technique of man- education. His 1( cture was delivered in excel- "The Wassermann and Kahn tests ipulating the delicate balances WestraS e's A Beautiful Assonrr.em of lent English and enlivened by Suggested as fitting close to ma- housed there. The second floor was for Syphillis." spontaneous humor. He gave us designed for the propagation of Robe?, Lingciie, Gloves, Etc. The intricate theory of im- jority of chapel services: Brahm's the most stirring message about IS West ijtihth Sr. plants as it is five degrees warmer) munity was the basis from "Lullaby." world affairs since Norman Angell than the first floor. The aquaria andj which the actual technique of the spoke to us." If all the professors were laid frog and turtle cages are also Keefers Restaurant tests was discussed. Miss Wishmeier -o obtained much of her material on end to end, you'd see a lot of patch- housed there. The doors to the DR. CLICK ON FLUNKING ed shoes. main laboratories are to be left 10MI-: COOKING LIBERAL WIT ION'S the comparative value of the two tests from papers presented before open this winter to prevent a repe- There arc iw-o, and just two PROMPT SERVICE Pome—For a Young; Thing tition of last year's catastrophe reas-jns why freshmen flunk out of the Michigan Public Health confer- You can try and try when the turtles froze in the ice' college—says Dr. L. L. Click of the ence held at the Lansing labor- Till you're way past thirty. and most of the more delicate • University of Texas. atories of the state Department of But you'll never get a man plants were killed (with the odd 1. Either freshmen get too V/ARM FRIEND TAVERN Public Health earlier in the month. While your neck is dirty! exception of the massive tropical j •cared of their studies. She and several other senior o plant presented by the city green-1 2. Or they don't get scared a Holland Institution biology students were fortunate in Overheard in the library: house). enough and go to sleep. attending this conference with Dr. R. Burkett (pouring over a book Wants to congratulate this city on being able to boast Vergeer of the biology department. of Who's Who): "You know, I'd "Mike" Vander Laan then delved like to marry a man named Dins- that it has a Hope College, an institution of such l.igh into parasitology for a discussion more. Then I could have a little of "The Schistosomes," the minute girl named Elsie." HOLLAND CITY NEWS merit. The Tavern is at your service for any social Haig (ditto): "I'd rather marry functions, banquets and parties. parasitic flat worms of the human blood stream which cause so much a man named Bobbey. Then I could Printers of Your • distress in Egypt and the far East. have twins."

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