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Daylight in Recruiting Coventry fans The village known for nightlife New marketing aims has a lot to offer during the to improve game day, p. 5 attendance, p. 9 THE ARROLL EWS Thursday,C September 18, 2008 Serving John Carroll University Since 1925N Vol. 85, No. 2 The dirt on housing Katie Sheridan Campus Editor With more students then ever living in Sophomore Anna Genova has the dorms, complaints are on the rise considered purchasing her own supplies to clean the bathrooms in Hamlin Hall. “It [cleanliness] “When you see that Megan McGinnity, a junior, has become a frequent visitor to Gras- depends on each showers are moldy selli Library since Hamlin no longer has study rooms. individual resident and the walls are John Carroll University students Shower in Sutowski Hall, have always complained about the and how he or turning yellow, it’s 1st floor north wing dorms being noisy and dirty, but she respects the not the students with more students living on cam- Students complain that cleaning whether we are 80 percent pus then ever before, the complaints showers and bathrooms are building.” fault anymore.” or 100 percent occupied.” are becoming more frequent. not up to standards. Doug Gault Anna Genova The cleaning staff is one to three A brief tour of JCU’s residence people, depending on the size of the Soap halls will reveal dirty bathrooms Senior, Campion RA Sophomore residence hall. dish in and limited study spaces. The halls are cleaned seven Sutowski “The bathrooms are the worst. Lanning agreed that the bath- Hall far.” days a week. Cleaning begins each The showers are never clean,” said rooms are dirtier than last year. Juniors Caitlin Lanning and morning at 8:30 a.m. and is com- Genova. “There was no soap for a while. Laurel Serey have lived on the pleted by 4:30 p.m. As the size of the freshmen class Our RA went and bought us soap,” fourth floor of Hamlin for two Evening and weekend clean- increased and a requirement kept all she said. years. They have both seen chang- ing is on an emergency basis only, sophomores on campus, housing The cleaning crew feels that es in the living conditions and feel meaning it is left up to the resi- was in high demand. there was a minimal increase in the dorms are dirtier this year than dents. Senior Jessica Landis, the Senior workload. Andrew Fronczek, di- they were last year. Heather Losneck, director of RA in Murphy Hall said, “I don’t rector of Purchasing and Auxiliary “I’ve noticed, especially the Residence Life, said they consid- think that the increase in residents Services, said in an e-mail, “The bathrooms. Maybe it’s the girls ered the condition of the dorms has really affected Murphy too or maybe it’s the cleaning staff,” common areas (halls and bath- much from what I have seen so said Serey. rooms) require the same amount of Please see DORMS, p. 3 Photos by Mike Spinelli Delayed network Coventry New Carroll OneCards prove to be problematic Watch Cassandra Larson Staff Reporter Photo by Mike Spinelli The new CarrollOne Card was tation to be made to about 24 John Last semester, Student Union began introduced this year to provide a Carroll University administrators said Ward. “Their resources were wide range of benefits and easy ac- this past March. stretched this summer.” looking into the logistics of a John cess to more off-campus vendors. “Our goal is for students to be Students may appreciate the Carroll University bus to Coventry on But, the new cards have been prob- able to use their Carroll Cash on long-term benefits, but are upset by lematic for students as “no network” other campuses besides John Car- the delayed activation and compli- Thursday nights. has become a familiar display on roll,” said Ward. “This is one of the cations. vending machines. many benefits of the new program While the cards are now work- Sophomore Athena Pappis said, and we would like this to be in place ing in the vending machines, the A proposal has now been passed and “There was not enough info given at by next summer.” students feel that as we move into given to the administration. the beginning of the year to explain There were some problems with the fourth week of school it has the cards.” the new Carroll OneCard. The in- taken too long. Diane Ward, bursar and director stallation process took longer than Pappis said, “It hasn’t worked Update, p. 2 of student accounts, discovered the expected. for laundry, but it worked just this Heartland system at a conference “Multiple schools were install- last year. She arranged for a presen- ing the new Heartland system,” Please see CARDS, p. 3 Index Inside this issue of the CN Campus 2 Sports Features World News Arts & Life 5 Arts & Life Sports 8 As fall approaches, the Tom Arth, former JCU Developing : Scientists have discovered a Features 10 “Real World” cast came to quarterback and NCAA , East Fourth St. and “God” particle that they feel can World News 14 JCU to encourage voting, Division III All-American, Euclid Corridor are given a explain the Big Bang Theory. Editorial 17 students anticipate new fall coaches JCU quarterbacks major face-lift. Restaurants, McCain and Obama battle it out for the swing states and the Op/Ed 18 fashion and the Toronto Film and a recap of the volleyball retail stores and other unique Festival predicts Oscar win- tournament at Case Western attractions help to revamp this economic impact of the election Classifieds 20 ners, p. 5 Reserve, p. 8 area of the city, p. 10 explained, p. 14 2 Campus September 18, 2008 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News Campus McCarthy brings experience, new ideas to JCU Jenna Lo Castro vice president, Patrick Rombalski, striving towards finding a Briefs Op-Ed Editor McCarthy was adamant about at- way for other departments to taining the position. “It intrigued collaborate in supporting the One would expect to find rooms me as a new opportunity to expand work of the OMA. adorned with cheap coffee tables my portfolio and responsibilities,” The issue of increasing Chew on This and second-hand couches in off- he said. space is a top priority as campus houses rented by students, In order to meet the position’s well. On Monday, Sept. 22, JCU but not in the house of a John Carroll start date of Aug. 6, the Lancaster, “I want to expand the undergraduates Julie Bastianini University administrator. Pa. native hastily made the move to room available for student and Jim Osinsky will share their One of the University-owned Cleveland, leaving his wife, Mary, gathering,” he said. “There’s experiences at the recent Demo- houses is currently lodging the new a financial analyst, to put their Mil- not a lot of open space for stu- cratic and Republican National vice president for student affairs, waukee house on the market. dents or community members Conventions, respectively. Mark McCarthy. Such a rapid transition, espe- to just hang out and relax. This presentation will begin For the past six weeks, McCa- cially at the start of a new school And this means either adding at 5:30 p.m. in the Underground. rthy has been residing much like a year, has been a difficult one. or redefining space.” This is a part of the “Chew on student with his yellow Labrador McCarthy notes that one of his While McCarthy continues This” series being held in con- puppy, Lucy. biggest challenges has been simply to be busy at work, he finds nection with the upcoming presi- “I have current custody of her learning about the various aspects time to explore the Cleveland dential election and continuing until October,” McCarthy joked. of JCU, including its relationship area, a city he has never lived through early November. All stu- As for the rest of his family and with the community as well as the in but believes is very similar Photo from www.jcu.edu dents are welcome to attend. belongings, they are still back at immediacy for changes. to Milwaukee since it’s “a big VP for Student Affairs Mark McCarthy home in Milwaukee where McCa- “Part of it is just simply learn- city on a lake.” rthy formerly held a similar position ing day-to-day responsibilities,” His schedule has been sibilities, McCarthy is still quick to Phi Alpha Delta at Marquette University. he said. filled with various invitations for give advice to those who essentially It was after 26 years of being a But in between the daily chaos, events from people in the JCU define the University. Golden Eagle that McCarthy de- McCarthy is still setting the bar community. “To put a word out to students, Phi Alpha Delta, an internation- cided to join the JCU Blue Streaks. high with his expectations and “I am really almost overwhelmed I would invite them all to get in- al law fraternity that focuses on “I was ready for new challenges,” goals for the future. by the friendliness and willingness volved with education in and out of community service, scholarship, he said. This past year, The Office of of people to help. There’s a real wel- the classroom. This is a great time and advancing the ideas of liberty Upon hearing about the new Multicultural Affairs became a sub- coming feeling here,” he said. to get people involved on campus, and equal justice under law, will job opening for a vice president division under the student affairs While the school year unfolds local and national issues,” said have its first meeting Tuesday, for student affairs from the former umbrella. McCarthy is currently with unrelenting duties and respon- McCarthy. Sept. 23 at 4 p.m. in AD 225. Community service projects and guest speakers will be dis- cussed and planned for the fall semester. Please contact Kelly Albin at [email protected] with Update: Coventry Village Shuttle in the Works questions. The Student Union unanimously passed a recommendation on Tuesday that called for the JCU Talent Show Office of the Vice President for Student Affairs to approve a shuttle to Coventry Village for JCU JCU’s Beta Theta Pi Fraternity students on Thursday nights. is hosting a talent show on Friday, Oct. 10 at 8 p.m. in Kulas Audi- torium to benefit its recently ad- The proposal: To provide a shuttle opted philanthropy, the Cleveland service to 21-year-old students and older from the Clinic Children’s Hospital. Stu- Belvoir Lot to Coventry Village, approximately 3.6 dents, faculty and staff are invited and encouraged to participate. miles from campus. Three JCU vans will maintain the Auditions will be held Sunday, route from 10:30 p.m. to 2:30 a.m. Sept. 28 from noon to 5 p.m. and

Tuesday, Sept. 30 from 5 p.m. to Photo from Pluggedincleveland.com 9 p.m. Audition locations are to The conditions: Students would have Coventry Road is a popular off-campus site for JCU students be determined. to purchase a shuttle riding pass, present a JCU Participation is free. To reg- ister, please sign up outside the ID and an additional valid photo ID, sign a waiver Office of Student Activities or agreeing that any misuse of or misconduct on the shuttle will result in the confiscation of their pass and e-mail Jamie Ott at jott10@jcu. possible disciplinary action by the JCU judicial system. A Tenable Security Officer will be present on each van edu with your name, act, e-mail and time you are available to au- to collect and verify each shuttle pass when students enter the shuttle and return them as they leave. dition. Potential costs for students: Free during the first five weeks of the program. The SU - Compiled by: has $2,425 allocated to run the shuttle for the first three weeks in November and the first week of December. Caitlin Huey-Burns If the pilot program is approved by the Office of the VP for Student Affairs, the SU will then work with the department to assess the potential fees for students.

Campus Safety Log

September 9, 2008 September 9, 2008 September 11, 2008 September 11, 2008 A theft in Hamlin Hall was Damage to the men’s A theft of a bike was A dispute/fight outside Mur- reported at 1:17 p.m. room in Murphy Hall was reported at 7: 41 a.m. phy Hall involving underage reported at 11:35 p.m. consumption, assault, disor- derly conduct and dishonesty to a University official was September 9, 2008 September 11, 2008 September 11, 2008 reported at 2:31 a.m. A doorknob was knocked off The third floor of Sutowski Theft of office keys was a dorm room door in Murphy Hall was reported toilet reported at 1: 55 p.m. Hall at 10:14 p.m. papered at 8:05 a.m.

These incidents are taken from the files of Campus Safety Services, located in the lower level of the Lombardo Student Center. For more information contact 1615.x 3 The Carroll News Campus www.jcunews.com September 18, 2008 Do you know the Library man? Get to know: George Squirek George Squirek, a Cleveland native, has worked in the Grasselli Library for one and a half years as a full-time circulation associate. Squirek graduated from Cleveland State.

What do you like What do you like What are your hob- best about JCU? or dislike about bies? The smallness, you get your job at the li- I play for a rock band a chance to know people brary? called Muttley and we play and the people here are re- I like the fact that it’s at bars all around Cleveland. ally nice. not a very physically de- We have a few shows com- manding job and the peo- ing up soon. What is your fa- ple are cool. I really don’t One is downtown at Spit- vorite part about dislike much about my fire which is Nov. 14 and at Cleveland? job, but it is challenging the Jigsaw which is in Parma I like the non-commer- sometimes to work with on Thanksgiving Eve. I cial aspect of the city. For new students. also like to read, run and a major city, it’s not very workout. corporate. I was born and How many family mem- bers do you have? raised here. I have a decent size What is your favorite What is your favor- family, three brothers and food? ite thing to do in one sister. I don’t really have a fa- the city? My one brother ( Jack) vorite food but I like most Seeing bands. I like to played football with the Italian foods. go to concert clubs like The Raiders in the 80s and Photo by Mike Spinelli Grog Shop and Jigsaw. won a Super Bowl. -Compiled by Brenden Laffler George Squirek at the circulation desk in the Grasselli Library.

from DORMS, p. 1 moldy and the walls are turning The students are invited to from CARDS, p. 1 open an account with US Bank and yellow, it’s not the student’s fault voice their opinions during the use their Carroll OneCard for certain when assigning rooms. anymore.” Clean Sweep Survey, a review of past weekend for vending.” financial needs. Part of the reason they decided Losneck did not see many prob- the cleaning staff and services, Students have been experienc- The Carroll OneCard shift has not to triple people in Sutowski lems with study space. “We wanted which will be distributed later this ing technical difficulties with impacted some students more than was to avoid adding so many more to give as many students the hous- month. campus vending machines as well others. people to the floors. In Hamlin ing they selected as possible,” she The survey will be e-mailed to as washers and dryers in the resi- “The change with the Carroll and Campion, they only added two said. a cross section of students, asking dence halls. Card does not affect me because I people per wing by turning the study Students who were used to whether they are satisfied with a lounges into rooms. the study lounges in Hamlin and certain area, bathroom, hallway, Losneck said, “I would say the Campion wish they would have shower and the cleaning staff. “There is great potential for the residence halls are similar to last remained. Losneck recommends that resi- Carroll OneCard in the long run.” year, but it doesn’t mean they can’t McGinnity said, “The University dent students with cleanliness be improved. It is on some level the should have eliminated any buy- concerns contact RAs to place work -Diane Ward, director of student accounts student’s responsibility.” outs or rooms and purchased more orders for complaints about com- Housing coordinator Marie Perri off-campus apartments.” mon areas. “I still cannot get the vending no longer live on campus,” said John said the number of residents has machines to work,” said freshman Meilinger, a senior. “I do not use my increased by 167 students from Lesley Strohmenger. Carroll Card as often anymore.” last year. JCU is also still in the process of However, there are benefits of Doug Gault, RA in Campion configuring local stores and restau- the new cards. One of the new Hall, feels that while the dorms rants to the new Carroll OneCard features of the card is the RFID, cleanliness remains similar to that system. or Radio Frequency ID. This small of last year, if they are dirty it is Some vendors with a connec- card can be attached to a cell phone not the responsibility of the clean- tion include CVS Pharmacy, Rascal or keychain and contains a small ing staff. House Pizza and Dave’s Cosmic computer chip carrying general in- “In comparing the two years I Subs.“I tried to use my CarrollOne formation about the cardholder. have been a Resident Assistant in Card at Dave’s Cosmic Subs,” said In order to use the RFID, a stu- Campion Hall, I cannot notice one Maggie Matune, a junior. dent must hold their card in front of difference in cleanliness. Honestly, “The card did not work at first, a reader that detects the chip. it depends on each individual resi- but the problem was fixed with Some of the long-term goals dent and how he or she respects the a phone call. The technical sup- include printer usage in the library building and other residents who port for the Carroll OneCard is and computer labs, as well as access live there,” he said. Shower Drain in efficient.” to the residence halls. Sophomore Anna Genova said, Sutowski Hall JCU’s partnership with US Bank “There is great poten- “When you see that showers are existed before the major Carroll tial for the Carroll OneCard Photo by Mike Spinelli Card changes. Students are able to in the long run,” said Ward. Campus Calendar: Sept. 18-24 18 Thursday 19 Friday 20 Saturday 21 Sunday 22 Monday 23 Tuesday 24 Wednesday

The second open The Labre Project, First Year Retreat, The sixth an- The JCU Depart- The JCU Spanish VH1’s “Best house for sorority which provides sponsored by Campus nual Footprints for ment of Military Club and the Rec Week Ever” recruitment will food and friendship Ministry, will take Fatima 5K walk/ Science is hosting Desk are co-spon- comedians Chuck take place at 8 to the homeless in place from run will take place a blood drive from soring free salsa Nice, Greg 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. p.m. in the Atri- downtown Cleve- from 9 a.m. to noon to 7 p.m. in lessons taught by Fitzsimmons and This is an opportunity um of the Dolan land, meets tonight 11 a.m. Proceeds the LSC Confer- for first-year students professional instruc- Mike Britt will Science Center. and every Friday to explore their faith, from the race will ence Room in tors from 8 p.m. to perform at 8 p.m. Please e-mail night at 5 p.m. in meet with their peers benefit JCU’s Fa- the DJ Lombardo 9:30 p.m. in the in Kulas Audito- Nicki Johnson at the President’s Din- and participate in tima Food drive. Student Center. Annex gym. No rium. Admission njohnson09@jcu. ing Room. Campus Ministry. Walk-in donors are experience is neces- is $5. edu for questions. welcome. sary. Welcome Back Students!!

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COVENTRY Four things to check out during the day JCU students are familiar with what Coventry Road has to offer at night. But here are a few things worth checking out during the day.

Information compiled by Lena Chapin, Asst. Arts & Life Editor Tree Country Bistro Big If you like sushi and Eastern cuisine, check out the new Tree Country 1.Bistro on Coventry. With its spacious seating, prompt service and relax- 2. ing dinner music, it’s sure to please almost any guest. The bamboo-lined windows and subtly decorated walls give the restaurant a definitive Eastern feel, without overwhelming customers. Tree Country Bistro brings a nice Fun variety of Japanese, Thai and Korean flavors to the table. Any child of the 1980s and 1990s The menu offers everything from Makimono Rolled Sushi to Noodle is in for a trip down memory lane and Fried Rice dishes. The colorful and flavorful meals of Tree Country when entering Big Fun at 2824 Cov- are quite satisfying if you can handle your chopsticks. Prices range from entry Road. It is a unique gift and $5 to $15 for lunch and no more than $20 for dinner, unless you order the toy store featuring rubber chickens, Sushi Sashimi Boat, which costs $24. Tree Country Bistro is located at antique toys, candy, movie posters 1803 Coventry Road, Cleveland Heights and is open daily from 11 a.m. and much more. Political masks grin to 3 p.m. for lunch and from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. for dinner with extended at you from the window and vintage hours until 1 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights. Call 216-321-0644 for comic books line the walls. more information. Tree Country Bistro’s Jade noodles on the lunch menu. Collectable toys sit in display cases practically scream- ing for customers to buy them. The displays in- clude original Batman Heart & Sole action figures, “Raiders of the Lost Ark” board games On Sept. 7, 2008, Coventry’s “street style” shoe store, Heart and Sole, and play sets, a full Smurf celebrated3. its one-year anniversary. Store owners and best friends since village and an entire wall sixth grade, Kevin Washington, Vince Manzano and Kenny Bencke, opened of “Star Wars” character the doors of Heart and Sole last year to solve a problem that they’d been dolls. facing. “We went to school and talked about sneakers, came home and There is a greeting talked about sneakers. There was no place to buy the shoes we wanted in card and book section Cleveland,” said Manzano. that causes custom- Though Heart and Sole specializes in rare sneakers, they have much ers to erupt into more to offer. T-shirts, hoodies and hats from brands like Mishka and oth- fits of laughter. ers, as well as paintings by friends and local artists, brighten up the small Some interest- shop. Because the store is run by three guys, they focus mainly on men’s ing books titles apparel. They personally choose everything in stock, ordering it specifically featured are because they themselves or someone they know would wear it. “The Gas We Most of the sneakers in Heart and Sole are specialized and one of a kind, Pass” and “Everybody which causes prices to range anywhere from $40 to $300. But don’t worry Heart & Sole owners Vince Manzano and Kevin Washington. Poops.” ladies, within the next month the owners are branching out and starting to Heart and Sole is located at 1781 Coventry Road and is open from Gag gifts are also carry women’s styles as well. 12 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Monday through Saturday and 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. on featured all over the Sundays. To check out more about the store, the products and the owners, store, ranging from visit www.heartandsole.blogspot.com. the naughty to the holy. There is some- thing for everyone at American Big Fun. How to get to 4. Apparel Coventry: Known for bright colors, soft fabrics and fashion-forward trends, American Apparel is quickly becoming a household name. Men, Exiting JCU via women and children alike can find hats, leg North Park Blvd., take warmers and clothes to cover all that’s in Fairmount Circle and between. The best part about the store is that every- make a right-hand turn thing is American-made and sweatshop-free. All onto Warrensville Road. of the products are manufactured in downtown From Warrensville Road, Los Angeles. But you don’t have to travel all the way to Los Angeles to shop. make a left-hand turn onto Cleveland Heights has one of the three Cedar Road. Make a right- American Apparels in Ohio, located at 1782 hand turn off of Cedar Coventry Road. The store is open Monday Road onto Coventry through Saturday 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. and Sundays 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. So if you are in the mood to Road. help the economy and enlarge your wardrobe, American Apparel showcases clothing and be sure to stop and shop at Coventry’s own, accessories in style, both inside and out of the store. American Apparel. Photos by Lena Chapin 6 September 18, 2008 Artswww.jcunews.com & Life The Carroll News Fall fashion favorites Christine Cholewinski Staff Reporter

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HE first couple weeks of classes are over, colors. These are not the typical floral patterns, Don’t think school uniform, “Gossip Girl” the weather is starting to cool down, and this according to InStyle; they are much more plaid, but more chic, subtle patterns. means it is time to start thinking about a fall sophisticated and should be treated like plaid, Jewelry for the season is all about the wardrobe. pairing the design with solid accents. statement necklace. Choose one that is multi- “Sexy” and “classy” are the two most Rich colors are also in for fall wardrobes. strand with different materials, such as pearl important words to remember when shopping Autumn hues such as pumpkin, deep red, and metal, to make your selection unique for fall 2008 pieces. However, also look for brown and dark purple will make a bold and eye-catching. Wear with a T-shirt or a pieces with staying power because many of statement and hold their classic appeal for simple dress for the best effect, advises People the trends speak to timeless tradition. many seasons to come. Paired with grey, the Magazine.

For women, classic elegance is back in a seasons hot nail color, these looks will also Men’s fashion for the season can be Photo courtesy of jewelrybyblondie.com of courtesy Photo big way. Feminine touches such as lace are seem polished and cosmopolitan. summed up in three styles. According appearing on everything from tops to shoes Anthony Ivanvic, assistant manager for to MenStyle.com, there are worker chic, and accessories. Abercrombie & Fitch at Beachwood Place Russian-inspired and classic wardrobe. For Cutout boots are also popular this fall, said, “We carry a full line of polos and T- worker chic, look for suspenders, plaids and paired with the menswear suiting and jackets shirts in pumpkin orange and they’ve been corduroys, as well as chunky shoes. that are back on the runway. Tuxedo-inspired pretty popular.” Russian-inspired calls for wearing furs, tops, pants and detailing on shoes also go well Rich color is also the must-have for ac- doing lots of layering, and donning hot ac- with the feminine suits, skirts and jackets of cessories like scarves and purses. Pick a bold cessories like scarves and hats. the season. Think “Jackie O.” for all things color, exotic-skinned (fake, of course) bag and Dain Comella, the Brand Logistics Expert feminine. you will turn heads wherever you go. for the Gap at Beachwood Place said, “There’s John Carroll University senior Kristina Sweaters for the fall are getting an update a lot of layering this fall, a lot more layering Drnjevich said, “What I have enjoyed about that will make them more versatile and wear- than usual.” the fashion trends for this fall are the bright- able. Chunky knits are back and can be worn Classic wardrobe is all about a return to colored and textured hosiery.” for day and night. white-collar fashion. Bow ties, urban town It’s a great way to wear a gray skirt or Long cardigans are also hot for the fall and coats, pinstripes and vests are some of the gray oversized sweater; a major color for the can be utilized in the always-popular layered many style must-haves for this look. season,” said Drnjevich. look. Paired with skinny jeans, this look can Ultimately, fall fashion for 2008 is about Floral is also very popular, but instead of be casual or more formal, but always classy. classy, sophisticated updates to many past fa- the bold, summery patterns that were seen Plaid, tartan and other bold patterns are also vorites. Select a few to update your wardrobe during the warmer months, fall florals are popular this season and can be worn on almost and you will be off to a very fashionable start big, watercolor patterns designed in muted any item, from a headband to a cocktail dress. to the school year. Toronto Festival showcases 249 films Sarah Miller his “Moulin Rouge!” leading lady Staff Reporter Nicole Kidman. and Josh Brolin stars as President George W. Bush The 2008 Toronto Film Festival, in Stone’s biopic “W.” best known in the movie industry While the festival didn’t pres- for creating pre-Oscar buzz, was ent any major breakthroughs, it relatively low key. Featuring no run- also didn’t show any giant belly away successes, the festival kicked flops. There were some films worth off Sept. 4. talking about that came from some The 10-day event, which ended of the most creative minds in Hol- Sunday, is one of the most presti- lywood and featured some of the gious festivals of its kind, where biggest stars. both new and established filmmakers The two biggest winners of this Tshowcase their latest works. year’s festival were Joel and Ethan The festival became known for Coen’s “Burn After Reading” and launching such Oscar buzz after the Jonathan Demme-directed the 1999 festival when “Ameri- “Rachel Getting Married.” In “Burn can Beauty” captivated audiences. After Reading,” the Coen brothers Since then, formidable films such return to the goofball comedy genre as “Ray,” “8 Mile,” “Michael Clay- that made them famous. Brad Pitt ton,” “Atonement” and “Juno” have plays against type as a simple gym premiered in Toronto. employee who comes into posses- This year, however, the Toronto sion of a valuable computer disc.

Film Festival quieted down notice- George Clooney and the always- AP Photo ably. As always, there were quite a impressive John Malkovich play a Actors Ralph Fiennes and Keira Knightley during a news conference for the film ‘The Duchess.’ few powerhouse Hollywood names federal marshal and an ex-CIA op- starring in the featured films and at- erative, respectively, who both want necticut for her sister’s wedding. the Western “Appaloosa,” starring list” with Michael Cera (newcomer tending the festival this year. to get their hands on Pitt’s CD. The film marks a comeback of Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen at the 2007 Festival with the hit Heavyweight directors Baz “Rachel Getting Married” stars sorts for “Terms of Endearment’s” as best friend cowboys and “The “Juno”), and funnyman director Luhrmann and Oliver Stone both Anne Hathaway (“The Princess rarely-seen Cleveland-native Debra Duchess,” with Keira Knightley Kevin Smith’s (“Clerks”) somewhat chose not to premier their buzzed- Diaries” and “The Devil Wears Winger as Hathaway’s mother. and Ralph Fiennes as 18th century controversial “Zack and Miri Make about films this year in Toronto. Prada”) as a woman fresh out of Other head-turners of the festi- aristocrats. a Porno” also made quite a splash at Luhrmann’s epic “Australia” stars rehab who returns home to Con- val’s 249 screened films included “Nick and Nora’s Infinite Play- this year’s festival. 7 The Carroll News Artswww.jcunews.com & Life September 18, 2008 ‘Real World’ rocks the vote McCarthyism The Return of the funny: SNL starts the season off right

Kristen Wiig and others. The most memorable part of the premiere was the opening skit, which featured the return of comedy team Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. Poehler and Fey starred in “Baby Mama” together. Fey unexpectedly returned to the show to play Gov. Anne Sarah Palin, and Poehler portrayed McCarthy Sen. Hillary Clinton. Arts & Life Editor The female comedy team was merciless and hilarious. Fey perfect- When I was younger, if you came ed Palin’s obnoxious religiously- to the grade school playground on inclined politics and Alaskan accent. Monday morning able to re-enact Poehler nailed Clinton’s shrill laugh skits from the weekend’s “Saturday and plastic smile. Night Live,” then you were a certifi- Poehler and Fey referenced able B.A. the “pit bull-lipstick” debacle that My parents, who were as strict as caused a media frenzy last week. the day is long, usually did not let And Poehler’s Clinton took jabs my siblings and I watch the heathen at Fey’s Palin and her creationist “Saturday Night Live.” views, saying things like, “just ask They feared that our impression- this one about dinosaurs.” Fey de- able young eyes and ears might be livered lines like “to think that just corrupted. So we were often limited two years ago I was the small-town to PBS programming and similar ilk mayor of Alaska’s crystal meth from the public library children’s capital.” video collection. Phelps’ intro was well done. It However, being the little rebel featured appearances by William that I was, and in a desperate at- Shatner, warning Phelps about do- tempt to earn friends (because being ing too many endorsement deals and a bookworm, rock-collecting ballet the importance of choosing the right dancer certainly wasn’t helping ones. This gave Shatner a chance me attain that goal), I would sneak to plug and make fun of his own watching an episode of SNL when- Priceline.com endorsement. ever I could manage. Also there was Phelps’ mom, “Saturday Night Live” held its who joined in on the fun by mocking 2008 season premiere last Saturday her ecstatic enthusiasm at the Olym- night, and, being a lifelong fan, I had pic games. Her facial expressions to watch. Olympic gold-medalist made watching men’s swimming swimmer and world record-breaker just that much more enjoyable. Michael Phelps hosted the show. “Saturday Night Live” has al- Phelps, looking like he could ways been known for its scathing have easily been plucked from wit, great political skits, and, of one of John Carroll University’s course, its longevity. classrooms, had the awkward de- From the early days of John meanor of a college guy who is on Belushi and Chevy Chase, to the live national television, but would golden age of the Farley-Sandler- probably rather be drinking with his Spade-Rock union, up to today’s friends in Michigan. funny and not to mention attractive Phelps held his own with the cast (um, Andy Samberg, ladies?), comedy heavyweights, only flub- SNL carries on and continues to bing a few of his lines. Back for Photo by Scott Miller deliver the laughs. this season were the regular band ‘Real World’ cast members Alton, Veronica and Shane spoke to students about the of misfits: Seth Meyers, Amy Poe- Contact Anne McCarthy @ importance of voting at John Carroll University on Sept. 11 in the Dolan Science Center. hler, Bill Hader, Kenan Thompson, [email protected] Entertainment Calendar Check out what’s happening in Cleveland this week!

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Tim Ertle Indianapolis Colts. the Green Bay Packers and the Sports Editor The Colts already had a pretty Toronto Argonauts of the Canadian The ESPN scouting report on good quarterback – a guy by the Football League. He is currently former John Carroll University name of Peyton Manning – and a with the Grand Rapids Rampage of standout Tom Arth says he is a coach, Tony Dungy, who believed the Arena Football League. “natural quarterback.” in carrying only two quarterbacks Because the AFL season runs And he is. on the active roster. from early February to late July, However, there was another That left Arth competing for the Arth is able to spend his offseason “natural” quarterback on Arth’s opportunity to back up Manning – back home in Cleveland. team at Cleveland’s St. Ignatius a guy who has started every game This allows Arth to return to High School. Dave Ragone, who since he took the helm in 1998. his alma mater as the Blue Streaks was a grade older than Arth, starred Arth eventually lost the backup quarterbacks coach, passing all of under center for the Wildcats before job to former University of Wis- his knowledge on to the JCU quar- going on to the University of Louis- consin quarterback Jim Sorgi and terbacks. His main pupil is senior ville and being selected in the 2003 was relegated to the practice squad quarterback Mark Petruziello. NFL Draft by the Houston Texans. – giving the Colts first team defense Petruziello said that adding a Arth, the consummate team a look at their next opponent. guy who has experience in the NFL player, moved from quarterback to He competed against Pro Bowl- to the coaching staff has already wide receiver for the Wildcats in ers like Dwight Freeney and Bob helped him as a player. Photo by Scott Miller his junior season, his first with the Former JCU standout Tom Arth brings professional experience Sanders on a daily basis, in addition “Coach Arth has a great foot- varsity team. and tons of knowledge to his new job: quarterbacks coach. to studying film with Manning and ball mind and is very intelligent,” He finally got his shot at quarter- Colts coaches. While Arth didn’t get said Petruziello. “He has so much back his senior campaign, after the the chance to dress on Sundays, he experience as a quarterback with graduation of Ragone. to become a Blue Streak because twice named first-team All-Ohio learned an awful lot from some of reading coverages that he is able Arth earned honorable mention of the strong bond he formed over Athletic Conference in addition to the game’s brightest minds. to pass on to us. We’re able to use All-Ohio Division I status in his summers spent with the JCU coach- earning All-American honors from “I could talk about what I learned what he teaches us when attacking lone year as quarterback, but his one ing staff. d3football.com. in the NFL for two straight months,” the defense, and so far we have had season at the toughest position in the “I knew it was a great school,” After a senior season in which Arth said. “Sitting there and watch- some great results.” game was not enough for a Division Arth said of JCU. “But it also had a Arth tossed for 26 touchdowns and ing Peyton Manning play quar- While Arth is still pursuing his I school to come knocking on his great football tradition that I wanted 2,671 yards, he had a legitimate shot terback, you learn so much about career as a player, he says coaching door with a scholarship offer. to be a part of.” at making a living in the National preparation. I learned all about spe- is something that would potentially Those schools’ losses was cer- He is certainly a part of that great Football League. cific footwork used to make certain interest him in the long term. tainly John Carroll’s gain. Arth, Blue Streak football tradition now. Arth went undrafted in the 2003 throws and reading defenses.” “I really enjoy it,” he said. “It who attended football camps at Arth came to JCU and practically NFL Draft, but signed a week after After three seasons in India- may be something that allows me to JCU while in high school, elected rewrote the record book. He was the draft as a free agent with the napolis, Arth had brief stints with stay involved in the game.” Women’s volleyball dominates Case Western Tournament Gambone reaches milestone, injures ankle before Blue Streaks win four in a row Casey Epps After this weekend’s success at The Carroll News CWRU, the Blue Streaks own an Family. Focus. Finish. overall record of 9-4, and their goal For the John Carroll Univer- of having their first winning season sity women’s volleyball team, three since 2001 is well within sight. simple words encompass a season of “We have enough senior leader- high expectations and hopes for the ship and experience in this group growing program. of talented girls that the sky really And as of late, those three words is the limit,” Plummer said. “Our have characterized the squad. slogan this season is to be ‘Great The ladies of JCU started off the ‘n 08’ and to push into the OAC week with a 3-1 defeat to neighbor- tournament.” ing Notre Dame College in front of JCU was supposed to return a rather large crowd in the home to the DeCarlo Center this past opener. Tuesday for a match against Ohio “The team was beyond thrilled Dominican University. to see the support from the John As a result of the inclement Carroll students,” said senior Mea- weather that hit the state of Ohio, gan Gambone. “We always look Ohio Dominican was without pow- forward to seeing the students and er. enjoy when they come out and sup- After school officials were in- port us.” formed that they would be without Not lost in the defeat was Gam- power until today, they were forced bone reaching the 1,000 career kill Photo courtesy of Sports Information to send all students home, cancelling milestone. That achievement moved Junior Celia Mastroine, senior Colleen Cavanagh and freshman Kristen Kidd fight for a point against Notre Dame Tuesday’s game. her into fifth place all-time on the College. JCU lost the match 3-1 but rebounded by winning four straight matches in the CWRU Tournament. The match with Ohio Domini- school’s list. can was supposed to be a non- “I couldn’t have done it by my- conference tune-up before the Blue self,” Gambone said. “I was very College, disposing of the Bisons in Blue Streaks. individual jobs and not worrying Streaks turned their attention to this blessed to reach one of my goals.” three games. JCU took care of Pittsburgh- about bringing past mistakes into weekend for the Carnegie Mellon However, in the same match The Blue Streaks second match Bradford (25-18, 25-16, 25-21) the next play.” Crossover in Pittsburgh. in which she recorded her 1,000th would put them up against OAC before finishing with a 3-0 victory Leading the way for Plummer’s JCU has two matches on Friday, kill, Gambone went down with an rival Marietta College. over Waynesburg University (25-14, squad were Meredith McDiarmid including a match against a familiar ankle injury. Again, three games was all JCU 25-8, 25-17). and MaryEileen Dalton, with both face in Muskingum College. The severity of the injury is not needed in the closely contested While the Blue Streaks went being named to the all-tournament On Saturday, the Blue Streaks yet known, but Gambone was held match as they edged the Pioneers by 4-0 in the event, the title went to team. play the host Panthers. The last time out of the Case Western Reserve scores of 25-23, 25-19, 25-20. CWRU because of a pre-determined Dalton recorded 35 kills, 12 the two teams met was 1992. University Tournament. The Blue Streaks came back tie-breaker. aces, and 14 blocks – all of which JCU will close out the event The Blue Streaks carried on bright and early on Saturday morn- Title or not, coach Cally Plum- led the team. with a match against the Rochester without the 2007 All-Ohio Athletic ing, looking to close out the week- mer was happy with what she saw McDiarmid added 139 assists, 15 Institute of Technology. Conference performer. end with two more victories. her team accomplish. kills, 14 digs and eight aces. They return to the DeCarlo Cen- They shook off their four-game In what became a theme for “We needed to be relaxed and Gambone was impressed with ter for the OAC opener on Oct. 3 as loss to Notre Dame College and them, a 3-0 sweep of their op- let the game come to us,” Plummer what she saw from her teammates Ohio Northern University comes to started off strong against Bethany ponents was again in store for the said. “We discussed focusing on our while watching from the sideline. University Heights. Sports 9 The Carroll News The Carroll News www.jcunews.com September 18, 2008 New group aims at improving attendance JCU Athletics Matt Mihalich Staff Reporter Scoreboard SEPT. 10 - SEPT. 16 Chris Wenzler, assistant director of communications and sports infor- Volleyball mation director, has begun a process Cross Country for creating a group of students who JCU 1 will figure out ways to make John Ric Sayre Invitational Carroll University more athletically Notre Dame 3 Men - 3 out of 4 inclined. The group is called the Sports CWRU Tournament JCU Leaders- Information Marketing Group. JCU 3 Jacob Smith “We want to create a better fan Bethany College 0 culture,” said Wenzler. “It’s not 13th place - 28:29 Jeff Sigmund just football and basketball, there’s JCU 3 more to it.” 14th place - 28:34 A byproduct of the group and Marietta College 0 the culture it creates is attendance. Women - 1 out of 4 If the excitement level increases on JCU 3 campus, Wenzler envisions thriving Waynesburg 0 JCU Leaders- crowds at more events. In order to achieve his goal, Wen- Photo courtesy of Sports Information Melissa Thorne JCU 3 2nd place - 19:40 zler has gathered a group of students The Sports Information Marketing Group has been formed so that Pitt-Bradford 0 interested in marketing who will crowds like the one in the picture become a thing of the past. Emily Tillmaand figure out ways to reach students – 3rd place - 19:49 potential spectators – to make more JCU Leaders athletic events appeal to them. “We want to create a better fan culture.” Kills Soccer On the current state of attendance MaryEileen Dalton 38 at JCU home games, Wenzler said, - Chris Wenzler, JCU Assistant Athletic Director for Men “I can almost point to each student Communications/ Sports Information Director at each different game that goes to Golf JCU 1 all of them. We need to figure out a Denison Fall Classic Wooster 2 way that it’s not just the same people Men - 2 out of 14 at the same games.” the new energy, he hopes these me- the marketing group will stimulate The task of the Sports Informa- diums will be more effective. enough of an athletic culture that JCU goal - tion Marketing Group is to bring “To me, a little effort will go a students will want to form a bus or JCU Leaders - Louis Kastelic 1 ideas to administrators like Wenzler long way. We just have to get the van to see close-by home games. Dan Arison 142 that would stimulate student inter- word out,” said Wenzler. The first project of the group is Blake Furgerson 144 Women est. Then, it is up to him and the One way the group hopes to get to try and get JCU students in the administration to flesh them out. more students to the games is by crowd for the Cuyahoga Gold Bowl Yellow Jacket Invitational JCU 2 The duties of the marketing appealing to various groups. at Finnie Stadium in Berea against Women - 1 out of 4 Hiram 0 group include handing out flyers, Essentially, they have to get Baldwin-Wallace. setting out table tents in the din- people to games. Once they get In order to improve the chances ing hall, advertising in all campus fans in the seats, the product will of students attending, the marketing JCU Leaders - JCU 2 factions and using the parking lot sell itself. group is offering students round trip Maura Reilly 96 Albion 3 message board. “It’s good when you see the foot- bus fare, a ticket to the game and Brittney Coder 100 All are simple ways of advertis- ball team at the volleyball games, food for only $10. JCU Leaders ing that have recently been put into or the soccer teams at each others’ Tickets are non-refundable and Goals - effect. Wenzler has used some of games,” said Wenzler. must be purchased tonight in The Caitlyn Walton 2 these tactics in the past, but with In the near future, Wenzler hopes Underground.

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Melissa Thorne Caitlyn Walton Dan Arison MaryEileen Dalton Meredith McDiarmid senior sophomore junior junior sophomore - Thorne paced the Blue - The junior notched two - Followed up his third - Dalton led the Blue - The Blue Streaks setter Streaks as they won the first goals and an assist this week place finish in the Blue Streaks in kills (35), aces earned all-tournament hon- ever Ric Sayre Invitational as the Blue Streaks went 1-1. Streaks opener with a second (12) and blocks (14) as JCU ors at the CWRU Tourna- hosted by Walsh University. She assisted on a goal in the place finish at the Denison went 4-0 over the weekend at ment. She netted 139 assists, She finished the course in win over Hiram, and tallied Fall Classic. Arison fired the CWRU Tournament. She 15 kills, 14 digs and eight 19:40, which was good for the only JCU scores in the back-to-back rounds of 71 to earned all-tournament team aces as JCU cruised to four second place. loss vs. Albion. come in at even par. honors for her efforts. straight victories. 10 Features 11 September 18, 2008 Featureswww.jcunews.com The Carroll News The Carroll News www.jcunews.com September 18, 2008 It’s All Euclid Corridor The $200 million Euclid Corridor Project by the Regional Transit Authority is one of the largest transpor- tation development efforts to ever happen in the city of Cleveland. One of the main goals of the project is to link the central business district to – two of ’s largest employment centers. While some small businesses have suffered due to the on-going construction of Euclid Avenue, much of the corridor has undergone an expansion sparked by various developers in the region. Private de- Downtown velopers have begun to invest more than $1 billion worth of resources into flipping vacant buildings and unused lots. Much of the investment has focused on revitalizing older buildings and turning them into loft apartments. Midtown, a district along Euclid Avenue, has also undergone substantial growth in part due to the RTA’s increased trans- portation presence. The transportation project is aiming to be completed by October.

The Flats How to get there: Exit Rapid at Tower City/Pub- Just at the edge of downtown lays a vacant industrial lic Square. Euclid Avenue begins east of Public complex that has received much attention within the last Square. few years. Many developers have attempted, but failed, to revitalize the blighted area known as the Flats. How- ever, the Wolstein Group and Fairmount Properties have teamed up in a $522 million effort to develop the East Bank of the Flats District. The multi-purpose project, which includes restaurants, retail and housing, has al- ready attracted major corporate tenants including Ernst & Young and the law firm of Tucker Ellis & West. One of the focal points for the development effort will be the construction of a 20 to 21-story office tower. The tower will be the first private tower to be erected in the city in almost two decades. The new Flats project will also in- clude a 150-room hotel that will connect the office build- Photo courtesy of the Cuyahoga County Planning Commission ings and parking garages. This is the master plan of the redevelopment of the East Bank of the Flats. Photo courtesy of districtofdesign.com A map of the Euclid Corridor area and walking distances in This artist’s rendering of the new Flats Photo courtesy of the Picasa Cleveland. development is marked with large apart- Vacant Euclid Avenue buildings are being transformed into luxury condos and retail. ment and condo complexes. In addition to the emphasis on housing, there will also be a large retail presence. Developers are attempting to draw in national and local East fourth Street retailers to ensure variety. The project has already attracted interest from big names One of the best success stories in all of in Cleveland including former Browns is East 4th Street. Over seventy years ago, the street contained quarterback Bernie Kosar, who plans to a wide variety of bars and shops; however, as time passed, the open a Browns-themed restaurant, and co- street became neglected and barren. Thanks to the effort of lo- median Kerry Pollock, who plans a mag- cal developers, East 4th has become a staple for downtown and ic-themed restaurant. These restaurants urban revitalization. A vibrant center of activity during all hours are in addition to Cleveland’s first 1Hotel, of the day, East 4th has an eclectic variety of restaurants from an eco-friendly hotel brand that aims to all corners of the world. With stringed lights providing a canopy be green in all aspects of operation. above the street, East 4th has taken shape as a major neighbor- hood downtown and culinary destination. East 4th is also home to Lola, owned by Iron Chef and host of The Food Network’s “Dinner Impossible,” Michael Symon. East 4th is also home to one of downtown’s only bowling alleys-The Corner Alley. The multi-million dollar facility is a popular after work hang out for Photo courtesy of eua.com This conceptualization is what the Flats will look like after its $522 million facelift courtesy of Eppstein downtown workers. Pickwick and Frolic’s Hilarities Comedy Uhen Architects. Club brings in some of the biggest names in comedy. Above Photo courtesy of flikr.com How to get there: the many restaurants on the ground level are newly-converted Lola, located on East Fourth Street, was made popular by the host of The Food John Carroll students can take a short walk east down South Belvoir Boulevard apartments. For the jazz enthusiasts, there is Wonder Bar and Network’s “Dinner Impossible,” Michael Symon. and catch the Rapid just past Shaker Boulevard. If you’re not in the mood for a Flannery’s, a student favorite, is an Irish-style pub perfect for How to get there: Exit Rapid at Tower City/Public Square. Go watching Cleveland sports. East 4th is living proof that there is walk you can drive and park in the Warrensville Station. Get off at the Settler’s Photo courtesy of kristinandbrian.org east on Euclid Avenue until you reach East Fourth Street. Landing Station and head southeast on Old River Road/Robert Lockwood, Jr. A map of RTA stops downtown. still a strong interest in downtown Cleveland and a catalyst for Drive toward Canal Road then turn right on Center Road. future development. Get The Award - Winning Carroll News wherever you are, 24/7!

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Contact [email protected] 14 September 18, 2008 Worldwww.jcunews.com News The Carroll News Five things you should The economic impact of the election How the influence of the race changes with a weak economy Commentary By know this week Mike Zurn World News Editor

Most Americans understand that U.S. economic status is one of the largest factors that affects the result of the election. However, many do not realize the major impact that the election has on the economy. Since the presidency of Harry Truman, the economy and market have done better on average in the year running up to the election. The year after, however, has brought less amounts of growth. Currently, the economy keeps pushing through a period of slow

growth and progress. High prices AP Photo for food and energy continue hurting The woman above reacts to a reshaping of Wall Street that led to American pocketbooks. a steep downturn for stocks. The economy continues to weaken AP Photo While the price of oil has started heading into the election. Fatal train wreck to drop slowly, consumers are still finding themselves caught having to about economic issues to predict For example, industries Sen. Mc- Last week, just outside the Los Angeles area, save money. the future outcome of the election. Cain usually backs, such as natural the nation’s deadliest train wreck in 15 years The lack of spending in our In essence, they conduct polls gas and coal, might react well to markets causes a shift downward about which candidate will better news of a McCain lead. Their stock killed 25 and injured 135 when a commuter train and markets begin to suffer. Credit, handle the economy, then make prices may rise and a surge in invest- collided with a freight train. The crash occurred lending, and mortgage markets are predictions. ment might slide in their favor. struggling to recover from the crisis In the same token, the market The same holds true for Sen. during the afternoon rush hour while 220 that brewed up during the 1990s. might react to data or perceptions Obama. Due to Obama’s vision passengers were on board. One of the engineers Few experts expect the economy of what will happen in the future. for a cleaner, more energy efficient to stabilize anytime soon, especially Many industries rise and fall as United States, the renewable en- missed a stop light, which ended up causing the with recent news of the investment the election moves forward based ergy industries would be likely to disaster. Investigators speculate the engineer was giant Lehman Brothers filing for on projections of which candidate receive a boost in investment due to distracted and text messaging teenagers minutes Chapter 11 bankruptcy. will win. a perceived Obama win. They might Does this mean that this elec- Uncertainty of the results might foresee an introduction of new laws before the train crashed. tion will not have as great of an even lead to a lag or period in which and regulations that will favor a economic impact as previous ones? stocks and markets remain inactive. transition to renewable energy. Most likely, but there will be an Differences among policies and Even so, the failing industries Another bank goes under impact nevertheless. The overall promises will influence thoughts within the market are likely to economic weakness of the United across the market, which will cause outweigh any potential benefits Lehman Brothers, a 158-year-old investment States places the economy as one it to react in one form or another. brought on by the election. The bank, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy due to $60 of the greatest, if not the greatest, While tougher to distinguish, if conditions of the financial markets, concerns of Americans heading into the market detects that Sen. Mc- coupled with the current presiden- billion in real estate investments. One year ago, November. Cain will win, it could react based tial campaigns, only seem to add to the stock was trading for over $67 per share and Analysts use Sen. John McCain around the economic policies he the uncertainty of the investor and is now trading on the New York Stock Exchange and Sen. Barack Obama’s stances may enact. American people. for 21 cents per share. Get up and get going green with these simple tips More trouble on Wall Street Stocks have slipped over 500 points in reaction • Find ENERGY STAR products for your home, to perceptions that the market will continue on apartment, or dorm. ENERGY STAR products are a great a downturn. It’s the biggest drop since Sept. 11, 2001. The Federal Reserve Bank added $70 way to reduce emissions and save money at the same billion in reserves to the banking system, also time. On average, a family can save 30 percent per year the largest amount added since Sept. 11, 2001. using ENERGY STAR products.

Oil finally slipping • Make sure to always recycle when possible, or take For the first time in six months, the price of your extra recyclables to your nearest recycling facility. oil dropped below $100 per barrel, settling at $91.15 on Tuesday. The price of crude oil has • When cooking small meals, use your microwave fallen 35 percent since reaching its record high of $147.21 on July 11. instead of oven because it uses less power. Hurricane Ike visits the Midwest • Clean out empty juice or pop bottles and use them Hurricane Ike hit the United States over the weekend, causing mass flooding throughout the for water. Midwest. The death toll of the storm is set at 34 across nine states, with over 37,000 lodged in • Purchase refillable pens and pencils. shelters throughout Texas. 1.7 million people were without electricity due to the storm.

Source: Environmental Protection Agency World News 15 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com September 18, 2008 Rome is Zurning Discovering the nature of the universe Scientists believe they have come closer to explaining the Big Bang Theory Meghan Wolf Staff Reporter The Large Hadron Collider, a particle- blaster more powerful and expensive than ever Mike made before, is expected to yield the results Zurn of creation on a miniature scale. World News Editor At $10 billion, the price tag for the LHC is a hefty one, but the hypothesized results Time to take over would make into a reality what had before been unthinkable. University Heights? Many deem the experiment among the most complex and costly ever to be per- Over the four wonderful years I have spent formed. It is being carried out by the European at John Carroll University, myself and other Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN). students have consistently complained about The particle-blaster took almost 20 years to the city of University Heights. build. Many of you may have read the article in The purpose of the particle-blaster is to the CN last week about JCU’s stadium lights shoot proton beams through a series of under- and wondered why we have them. I, like many AP Photo ground tunnels that measure 17 miles around. of you, wonder the same thing. This column, In a matter of months, in which the machine European Nuclear Research Scientists (CERN) are seen at the control center however, will dwell on one of my recent expe- will gain full power, these beams will travel at during a switch operation for the Large Hadron Collider. riences and let you assess the situation. 99.999999 percent of the speed of light. Early Friday morning (around 3 a.m.), two Protons will be led by superconductive general, labeled it as a “historic day” for both vast intricacies of both the LHC and the field of my roommates and I decided to play some magnets to collide into each other. They are CERN and the age-old pursuit of scientific in which the experiment is taking place assure instruments after a great night out with fel- expected to imitate the “Big Bang” conditions knowledge. more uncertainty. Scientists are still skeptical low JCU students. The hour was late, but we that were present 13.7 billion years ago and Amid concerns that the running of the over whether or not the procedure will keep thought that we were well within our rights to that led to the universe’s creation. LHC would produce a “black hole” capable working as well as when it began. enjoy some music together in the comfort of When the protons collide at this pace, they of destroying the earth, the CERN has made “It’s a machine of enormous complexity our own home. Boy were we wrong. are expected to spew out smaller particles the assurance that such will not happen. and things can go wrong at any time,” said All of the sudden, I looked out our back from the wreckage, which are thus expected What has been labeled as a breakthrough LHC project leader Lyn Evans in the AFP. window to see six, yes six, fine University to clue scientists into what components make both for science and the immemorial search No proton collisions have happened yet, Heights police officers in their dazzling and up atomic nuclei. This subatomic matter will for how the world was created inevitably and they are not expected to for several more stunning uniforms. Apparently, three college be tracked at billionths of a second by massive brings to question its religious significance. weeks. kids playing music should be handled with underground detectors. The validation that is being acquired for It will be a year before the LHC reaches its extreme caution for fear that we might rebel A more specific goal of this massive exper- the “Big Bang” theory in the experiment full energy capacity, in which it will produce with guitars or something. iment is to locate the Higgs particle, which is maintains conflict with the Biblical creation temperatures 100,000 times that of the sun. Doubling the amount of officers on the supposed to account for the presence of mass stories. The LHC will be running for the next 10 scene will definitely take care of that. Good in all things. The Higgs particle, also called But, John Spencer, chair of the Religious to 15 years, during which the information work, dispatch. The fine officers, instead of “The God particle,” is a phenomenon yet Studies Department at John Carroll University will be generated for scrutiny by the world’s giving us a warning, decided to issue me a theoretical. Considered a type of blank slate says, however the experiment turns out, it will physicists. citation for the loud noise. You might say, for all things with the potential to have mass, not pose a conflict to religion. “People ever since the ancient Greeks, “Wow Mike, you guys must have been ex- it could, if swallowed up by a photon, give it “Science is science, and religion is reli- and probably a long time before that, have tremely loud.” Perhaps. the mass it otherwise does not contain. gion,” said Spencer. “They have two different wanted to understand how matter is made However, our three other roommates who On the morning of Sept. 10, the experiment functions in the world, and they don’t tell each up, how it behaves, [and] where the universe did not go out that night, and I stress did NOT was successfully launched followed by an ap- other what to do.” comes from,” said John Ellis, a theoretical go out for obvious reasons, failed to hear the plause from present scientists and pouring of The experiment is still in progress, with the physicist at CERN, to MSNBC. “And so we noise. Had they heard, we definitely would champagne. Robert Aymar, CERN’s director results yet to be determined. Furthermore, the are responding to that continuing urge.” have been scolded and forced to discontinue the music, trust me. Now to the point. Experiences like mine have led to constant student complaints about the community and the way it treats JCU The Swing States students. We have looked to faculty for help, but trust me, it will not happen. While I do not agree, JCU decision makers have their reasons. Instead, students of JCU should unite and McCain Obama lobby for change. Look, we complain all of the time about the city, but fail to address 47.5% Colorado 47.5% anything. I myself am guilty. This is why I am telling you, especially underclassmen (you have the longest time left 40.0% Indiana 39.0% here), to register to vote in University Heights and elect people who will represent the best 49.1% New Hampshire 42.8% interest of the JCU student body. Maybe I’ll run for mayor (vote for me!). Why vote some- New Mexico 45.6% where else when you reside here nine months 44.1% out of the year? Moreover, for you juniors, register so your 46.6% North Carolina 48.1% fellow JCU students can live like you have wanted for so long. Not to mention, Ohio is a 49.8% Ohio 43.9% swing state. Awesome, right? Otherwise, the cycle will continue and Pennsylvania 44.3% the community will keep making decisions 49.1% for students that screw you over. If you really do care about the way University Heights 50.3% Virginia 43.8% treats JCU students, do something to make it change. What is the best way to change a system operating unfairly? That’s right, Democracy! If you are still not convinced, do it for George Washington (the guy was legit). However, if you decide to do nothing, stop complaining. You have the opportunity to change the com- munity. Let your voice be heard, or don’t. The *Percentages based on polls conducted by Zogby choice is yours. International. Updated on September 13

Contact Mike Zurn at [email protected] HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY KATE MCCALL!!!

Birthday wishes to our very own Managing Editor

When you see her out tonight make sure to wish her a Happy 21st

Happy Birthday Kate, from all of your co-workers and friends at The Carroll News 17 The Carroll News Editorialwww.jcunews.com September 18, 2008 Editorial Lacking food for thought Students can no longer substitute their meals for food in the Inn-Between after the dining hall closes (late-night swipe). The same is true for the early morning meal sub- stitution at Einstein Bros. Bagels. This came as a surprise and a disappointment to most of the student body. The late night swipe was a popular option that many students made use of last year. The lack of outside options means that the only place

meal swipes can be used is Schott Dining Hall. If the late night swipe is not brought back, then Aramark needs to ex- tend Schott Dining Hall hours because some students have class or practice and can’t grab food before it’s closed.

In order to make up for this inconvenience, Schott’s hours have been extended until 8 p.m. Monday through Thursday. However, Friday through Sunday it closes at 6 p.m. and on Saturday and Sunday it doesn’t open until 11 a.m. That leaves students on their own for a substantial period of time on the weekends. Also, the current format “ makes it nearly impossible to put a 19-meal plan to use since it means that a student would have to make every Cartoon by Joe Hinkel meal at the dining hall throughout the week. The fact that there was such a substantial financial loss last year means that the alternative swipe options probably NOTABLE QUOTABLE will not be brought back, despite the student body’s dis- appointment. It is the responsibility of the University and Aramark to ensure that all students have an opportunity to eat a sufficient amount of meals per day and per week. Meal plans are an expensive purchase and are required for students who live on campus. With the new rules it “See the pain; don’t sanitize the war.” is difficult to get the entire value of the meal plan. The school should figure out a way to give everyone his or her -Phil Donahue, co-director of the documentary “Body of War.” The film money’s worth. Editorial premiered Sunday at Cleveland’s Cinematheque and follows the life of a 25-year-old Iraqi veteran who was paralyzed from the chest Coventry shuttle is still MIA down by mortar fire. The Student Union is lobbying administrators to create a shuttle that will run to Coventry Village on Thursday “ nights. It is an attempt to cut down on overcrowded cars and intoxicated drivers. Many other Jesuit universities offer late night transporta- tion to popular night spots. Whether it’s because of costs or HIT miss concerns about facilitating students to drink irresponsibly, & Hit: Footprints for Fatima this weekend Hit: Career Center’s JCU has never had a Coventry shuttle. This transportation, however, would promote safety. Jumpstart! program Hit: Party buses Hit/miss: Steelers win Therefore, the administration should support the shuttle and over Browns Hit: Madden NFL ‘09 is best-selling football allow for a pilot program to test its effectiveness. This four video game in 20 years miss: Facebook’s new “face” miss: to five week test run would gauge student interest and be Spike in gas prices Hit: Women’s Cross Country wins Ric an indicator of student behavior. Additionally, the proposal Sayre Invitational miss: Reviews of the Coen Brothers’ new states that only students 21-years-old and older will be al- film “Burn After Reading” miss: Hurricane aftermath contin- lowed on the shuttle and will have to produce two forms ues to plague the South Hit/miss: Michael Phelps hosting of identification. Behavior will be monitored by Tenable “Saturday Night Live” premiere Hit: Memorial Bike Ride for Security Services. Miles Coburn this Saturday miss: Women’s soccer loses to While a major concern is cost, there are alternative ways Albion Hit: Campus Ministry offers low gluten communion to fund the program. Student Union has estimated the shuttle hosts Hit: New line of Apple iPods is released miss: Ohio will cost about $485 per night. This cost could be taken out State’s loss to USC Hit: “Body of War” documentary at the of the Student Activity Fee as well as an additional $10 Cinematheque Hit: No classes this past Monday one-time fee paid at the beginning of the semester. Admin- istrators will find that students are willing to pay for such a convenient service. 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Steve Stefanowicz Joe Hinkel Margaret Phillips Signed material and comics are e-mail: [email protected] Mike Spinelli Sam Gonder Beth Rini solely the view of the author. Scott Miller 18 September 18, 2008 Op/Edwww.jcunews.com The Carroll News OURVIEW Lo Castro’s Celebrating my day the right way Lowdown I’m just kidding about the big, has never really mattered to me Gettin’ the extravagant part. But I do hope it is and hopefully turning 21 won’t a good one, because if there is one change that. But what has always word on: thing I will love about being 21, it mattered to me was spending time My Hell on Earth is that I will finally be able to spend with friends. Jenna time with my friends and not feel Friends are the reason I will have then asked me if this sign denoted like a nuisance. so many memories of John Carroll Lo Castro pedestrian crossing or school cross- If you are a senior and have a University. Think about it: without Editorial & Op/Ed Editor ing. Easy! I sang quietly to myself. summer or fall birthday, you know friends, who would you talk to, Clearly, here’s two kids hurrying to Kate Last year, for about four months, what I mean. Your friends all turned have lunch or dinner with, and most school with their academic neces- McCall I was living on the edge—my 21 forever ago and have actually importantly, who would go out with sities in tow! Managing Editor driver’s license had expired and I seen the insides of Panini’s, Mc- you and celebrate a 21st birthday? If this was a Rorschach test, had failed to renew it. I’m sure in my Birthdays have never been a Nulty’s and all the other bars you No one. I would have been money. But subconscious need to defy the law big deal to me. Each year, when can’t get into because of your late Without them, who would make it wasn’t. I had failed to see the and avoid the situation, I had placed my birthday comes around, it just birthday. you laugh over their crazy dance briefcase that the pedestrian was my renewal on the back burner. means that I’m one year older and Trust me, I feel your pain. Be- moves, their early-morning prank carrying. Whether I drove during this one year closer to adulthood. It can ing the one that makes the group phone calls or their embarrassing The Devil began quietly laugh- period or not, I’ll have to plead The be depressing to remember all the sacrifice a fun night at McNulty’s moments? I think you know the ing at me. Now, the psychology Fifth and let you make the call. To years that have passed by, and all for a sub par one at Malloy’s always answer. behind the DMV isn’t supposed to my chagrin though, my renewal is the memories that seem to be light makes me cringe. So tonight, when I venture out affect you until after you’ve left. once again approaching and I’ve years ago. But, no more. For me, the best to celebrate, my most important “I’m assuming you failed,” my mom been plaguing my mind with De- But this year, I feel like my birth- part of being 21 will be that I can accessory won’t be my clutch, it said as we left. This comment even- partment of Motorized Vehicles day counts since I am finally turning enjoy my friends’ company while will be my friends. The day I have tually spurred a dialogue between nightmares. If you’re reading this, the infamous 21. Today is my actual also enjoying a beverage of my waited for has finally arrived and I the two of us that coined me as her then it’s safe to say that you’ve had big day, so I’m not sure how my choice. plan to enjoy it. child who had no common sense. the pleasure of visiting the DMV on huge, extravagant celebration has Now, I’m not talking about be- It can’t get any better than being Thanks for the vote of confidence, several occasions. turned out yet, but I’m willing to bet ing so drunk I don’t remember my 21 and being with friends. Mom! You can then relate to me when it will be a pretty good one. name. To be honest, that concept Cheers! I eventually went back six months I say that the DMV is a three- later to take a joy ride with the Devil dimensional Hell on Earth. It’s himself–my driving test. Assuming as if the Devil was getting bored, I would fail this too, I avoided the decided he wanted an office suite need to look cute for my I.D., wear- on human ground and realized that ing a hoodie and ponytail. By the the DMV was the closest relatable Wonderword end of my test, I didn’t even bother hub of torment other than a Miley going back into the DMV. And then Cyrus video shoot. I can honestly a miraculous thing occurred. “You What does crapulous mean? tell you that there’s nothing more I passed,” the instructor told me. dread than going there—more than Behooved, I took my picture, got a doctor’s office, a dentist’s chair, an my license and once again waited LSAT testing center, or a Nine Inch for the bewitching to begin. And it Nails concert. didn’t take very long. Soon after I My hatred can actually be traced had gotten my license, I dyed my back to the genesis of everyone’s blonde hair back to its natural color. driving journey, the learner’s per- This left officials and doctor’s of- mit. On the day of my test, I waited fices questioning my identity when for an hour with other pimply face they needed to see my I.D. prepubescents and the geriatric Fast forward to seven years later. crowd. The guy behind the counter My visits to Hell have been less then spoke to me. “You can miss up frequent but every time I’m required to three questions.” “Something that’s crappy and “Something so crappy that it’s “Correct me if I’m wrong, but to renew my license, I cringe at I have this in the bag, I told terrible.” it’s an old wooden ship used the thought of long lines, cranky actually fabulous.” myself. Clearly, I did not. After employees, listless people talking Andy Merchant, Ellen Holodnak, in the Civil War era.” missing three questions, luck as I loudly on cell phones, unnecessary junior freshman Charlie Duggan, knew it, failed me. All because of paperwork, etc. But I guess going a briefcase. junior through Hell is a part of life. It just That’s right—an inanimate brief- gives you more reason to keep a case. If you couldn’t already tell, Crapulous is suffering the effects of, or suggestive of, gross clean driving record. it’s been seven years and I’m still intemperance, especially in drinking. not over this. They gave me one of those yellow and black signs with Contact Jenna Lo Castro at stick figures walking. The question [email protected] That’s what See said: Finding subtlety in Facebook creeping While my memory problem is one music” to start a conversation. This arrange a marriage for you. Wait, someone. It usually goes something of inattentiveness and apathy, my could lead to a lengthy conversation that’s too old-fashioned. Try walk- like this: You’re with a mutual friend Facebook addiction is a result of that might even include topics more ing up to the person, introducing of yours and the Facebook victim, boredom and simplicity. It’s too relevant than the younger brother of yourself, shaking his or her hand and one of them will say something easy to read up on strangers when a Backstreet Boy, and eventually and making small talk. that triggers a comment from you. you’re in the middle of homework getting a phone number. There are plenty of awkward Except you shouldn’t be making and your Internet browser is just a Then again, you could abuse situations that come from creeping that comment, because it involves Bob double-click away. I’m almost as it and stand by the jukebox in the on Facebook. You might be in class information that you shouldn’t have. Seeholzer bad as the freshmen who add 300 atrium playing “Aaron’s Party” and sitting next to someone who is Way to go, Creepy! Features Editor of their classmates in June. every time they walk through. This constantly in your news feed be- You might be asking yourself, Facebook stalking is an art form. crosses the line between “just peek- cause you have 413 friends in com- “What makes him the authority on Have you ever been walking You can get better through practice, ing” and full out e-stalking. Not to mon. It’s going to be tempting to say this?” My only response is that I around campus and seen someone but it’s really a skill you need to be mention everyone who sees you something to them, but a better idea write based off experience. Take that looked familiar, but you had no born with. However, the natural tal- doing this will assume you’re the is sending them a friend request. that however you want. So if you see idea where you knew them from? ent is a gift and a curse. Allow me to last of the dying breed of Aaron Then, when you’re in class, it won’t me around campus don’t hesitate to Then you’re either terrible at re- explain. When you see someone on Carter fans. be as random when you ask, “So say, “Hey, Bob!” Odds are I’ll know membering names or you probably campus that you’ve come across on The final option is just ignoring what’s the deal with your relation- your name (and some other personal checked out their Facebook profile Facebook, you have three options: any previously acquired knowledge ship status changing every hour?” information), too. within the last week. use it, abuse it or lose it. about the person and doing things Another potentially embarrassing I actually suffer from both of You could use the fact that they the old-fashioned (i.e. pre-Face- situation is when you accidentally Contact Bob Seeholzer at the aforementioned afflictions. listed Aaron Carter under “favorite book) way: wait for your parents to reveal that you’ve been creeping on [email protected] Op/Ed 19 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com September 18, 2008 YOURVIEW Letter to the Editor Freshmen 15 reduce stress; you get the points Jason Miller I’m making. These advantages also Class of 2010 extend beyond simple appearances. usiness Fitting daily exercise into your John Carroll University schedule forces time management, After reading Rachel Szuch’s one of the most common downfalls column concerning the “freshmen of college students. 15” in last week’s edition, I feel Also, if you develop unhealthy orner compelled to challenge some of the eating habits (i.e. snacking on fat- B baseless assertions that she makes tening foods on a regular basis), in her opinion piece. My freshman these will likely continue on into It’s never too late year, I lost about 35 pounds through the future. Given the skyrocketing diet and exercise. Since then, I have rate of obesity and the associated never felt better, have much more to think about the health consequences, not to men- C self-confidence, and have never tion the difficulties associated with regretted the suffering that I had to weight loss, it is best not to develop benefits of assets endure to lose that weight. these habits. I will admit that I spend much What a person does with his or to cash. portant attribute of an asset is that it of my time doing some type of her body is entirely his or her own Each asset varies in liquidity. An can be used as collateral to receive physical activity; I weight/strength decision, and as long as that choice assets liquidity is also a measure of credit. Possessing credit allows train six days a week and supple- satisfies him or her, then nothing how close its sale price is to its cur- individuals to borrow money from ment this with 20+ miles of weekly more should be said. rent value. For example, a person banks to secure loans to buy more running. However, I do resent the impli- in need of cash could sell one of assets or pay off liabilities (bills). However, while Rachel seems cation that because I enjoy working their diamond necklaces quickly. A Before banks loan out money, to believe that I must be miserable, out and eating a healthy food intake quick sale would be ensured if the they like to make sure that the bor- nothing could be further from the Tim Evanko that this automatically makes me de- necklace was sold for an amount rower will be able to pay the money truth. My high point of the day often The Carroll News pressed. Everyone is entitled to their considerably lower than its market back (including interest payments). is stepping into the weight room, opinion on weight and exercise, but A college students transition value. The market value of the neck- Banks allow individuals to use their knowing that what I am about to do not degrade others because their into adult life, they find them- assets as collateral to secure loans. do is very difficult, but at the same choices and values are different selves acquiring assets. Though This way, if the individual cannot time anticipating the feeling of from yours. the adult world may seem far Possessing pay the loan back, the bank becomes accomplishment that results from way, beginning to think about the the legal owner of the asset that was pushing my mind and body as hard ways that personal assets can be credit allows used as collateral. The bank then as possible. bought and used is an essential liquidates (sells) the pledged asset Now, to the points I would like The Carroll News re- individuals building block to the foundation to receive cash and the loan is then to bring out. First, many of us at serves the right to edit of our lives. satisfied. JCU truly enjoy working out and letters for length and to borrow Assets come in many shapes This process of using assets as eating healthy and it is completely to reject letters if they “ and forms; each type possessing money from collateral involves the concept of outlandish to throw us into the are libelous or do not it’s own unique ability to be em- equity. Equity is basically a measure category of “sitting in our dorm in conform to standards ployed for benefits. Let’s look at banks to of how much an asset is worth as a state of depression because we of good taste. All let- how assets work. collateral for a loan. have no energy left after a week of ters received become secure loans. Liquidity is a measure of how For example, a home equity line the grapefruit diet.” On that subject, the property of The quickly something can be turned of credit is a loan that is available if you work out more, you can eat Carroll News. Anony- into cash. For example, the most lace may be $3000 but a person in to individuals based on the value that Cold Stone and not worry about mous letters will not liquid asset is, in fact, cash. Short- need of $400 could get it quickly by (equity) of their home. weight gain. be published unless term investments (investments that selling the necklace for this amount. The more the home is worth, Furthermore, just because some the source reveals his will be sold in less than one year Typically, individuals want to hold the more equity it has stored as of us are working out doesn’t mean or her identity to The ” to receive cash) are the next most assets until they can be sold for close collateral, and the more cash the that we are not spending time with Carroll News and the liquid assets. to their market value. homeowner can secure from the friends; I usually run into many of situation is deemed Companies hold many other Homeowners, for example, like bank (to make home improvements the guys I know at the weight room, appropriate in its ano- types of short and long-term as- to sell their houses (to receive cash) or go on a nice vacation). normally the only time I have to nymity. Letters to the sets such as: inventories, supplies, when the housing market conditions All in all, assets are a good com- see them. editor must not exceed equipment and property. are strong and homes are selling at modity to have and take care of. For An exercise regimen has far too 500 words and must Individuals hold numerous or above their appraised (market) more information about how your many positive effects to simply be submitted to jcu- assets. Commonly held assets are values. assets can work for you, contact a dismiss it out of hand. Exercise [email protected] by 5:00 houses, cars, furniture, personal An asset stores wealth in two personal financial advisor. will improve sleep, boost your Sunday night. property and investments in stocks ways. First, as we have seen, an Evanko is a senior finance metabolism, better balance out or bonds. Notice that all of those asset stores wealth in its ability to the chemical levels in your body, major at JCU. items can be sold and converted be converted to cash. Another im-

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E-mail it to jcunews@ jcu.edu. Deadline is Sunday at 5 p.m. September 18, 2008 The Carroll news CLASSIFIEDS

Classified ads cost $5.00 for the first 10 words and $0.25 for each For Rent Help Wanted additional word. To be placed, ads must be typed 2 Bedroom 1 bathroom apartment for BABYSITTER NEEDED, M-W-F’s from Babysitter needed PT for one child in or handwritten clearly and leg- rent near Coventry and Little Italy. Quiet 9am-Noon in JCU Neighborhood, for one my Cleveland Heights home. Must have ibly and sent to or dropped off apartment building with onsite laundry child. Competitive wage. Excellent references, clean driving record and safe/ at The Carroll News office with and parking. Available now. Email references needed. Call Robin at reliable transportation. Competitive com- payment. [email protected] 216-320-0876. pensation and flexible for a kind, energetic, adaptable and highly responsible person. Classified ads will not be run Joan 216-407-7449 without pre-payment. Looking for a young man to help stock home available for rent just minutes a party goods store. Need help about 3 from JCU! 3Br 2 and 1/2 Bath updated times a week for a couple of hours each Classifieds will not be taken over & spacious. Newly finished basement time. Person should be reliable, punctual, the phone. Deadline for classi- w/ wet bar, new kitchen and baths. and know how to drive. Store is located at fieds is noon of the Monday prior Please call 4402896140 or 2163469366 Cedar and Green. 216-381-7273 to publication. For Ad Rates and For Rent, on Warrensville Center Rd. After school babysitter needed; east side Information: near John Carroll. 2 Family houses, 2 (Orange); 3 to 5 days per week; approx. 1 Phone: (216) 397-4398 or 3 bedroom suites available. Very to 2.5 hours per day; car required; please Mail us at: The Carroll News clean and well maintained. Large rooms, 216-534-3128 John Carroll Univ. garage space, all appliances included. 20700 N. Park Blvd. Available June 1st 2009. THE GOOD University Hts, OH 44118 ONES GO FAST, SO GET STARTED Babysitter wanted, Thursday mornings E-mail the CN at: NOW!!Call Mike: Sr. (440)724-6654 or and more. Call Dana 216-291-2358 [email protected]. Jr (440)336-4254 [email protected] Federal Law bans discrimination by race, sex, religion, color, national origin, family status and handicap Houses for rent walking distance to JCU in all Ohio rental property. The Carroll News will not for 2008-2009 year. Call Grace at 216- knowingly accept advertising in violation of this law. As 751-4519 a consequence, The Carroll News will not accept rental ads that stipulate the gender of the tenants.

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