Happy Birthday, Dr. Tripp!
Vol. LIT, No. 20 GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY, WASHINGTON, D.C. Thursday, March 27,1969 Slash In Tuition 'Clearly Inevitable' Protests Scheduled Agnew Refuses To Oppose Break With GD Tradition Anonymity Of by Tom Conway Brushing tears away from his GU Presidency eyes, Academic Vice-President the by Marvin Mandel Rev. Thomas R. Fitzgerald, S.J., Despite last minute pressure announced that tuition was being from President Nixon, Vice Presi cut sharply for the 1969-70 aca dent Agnew rejected the presi demic year. "It is my sad duty to dency of Georgetown University report that there will be a reduc tion of some $1,000 in costs and when it was offered to him in fees for all students next year," January. It was a disappointed Ftizgerald revealed to a packed Board of Directors which event press conference "The reduction ually offered the post to the Rev. will be made possible by a com Robert J. l-'Ienle, S.J. plete reorganization of various Third choice on the Board's University offices. . . . I somehow "Big Three" was Georgetown's feel Ge!,)rgetown will no longer be own Dr. Philip Tripp, a relative Georgetown." Before Fitzgerald newcomer to the campus scene as was carried away, his emotions no vice president for stUdent develop longer containable, StUdent Body ment. President J. Groggin Clark (ColI. The number two and three '70) explained the exact nature of choices were kept as closely Fr. Fitzgerald, nonnally a staid man of the cloth, Is reduced to a mass of jumbled emotions only on the eC0nomies. guarded secrets in the Don Casper rare occasions. HOTA ~meras caught The Silver Fox first when he thought tuition would go up (left) "The cafeteria will be closed Crypt until their public revela and then when he learned the truth--down it would go (right). effectively immediately. . .. We tion this week in the Washington realize that no one eats there any Merry-Go-Round column written way and that a considerable by Drew Pearson. Klein Tripps Hartmann amount of money could be saved The nationally - syndicated col by just abandoning the whole idea umnist reported that the Vice of making students consume that President turned down the George (Continued on Page 9) town post because he did "not Dean Of Students Arrested desire the anonymity of a uni verSity presidency." by Paul Laverloony placed under arrest Dean of Stu customed to Klein's eccentric pros Agnew is quoted as saying, The long-standing dispute over dents Charles Hartmann. ecution tactics, agreed to the re "There is just no excitement on division of authority in the Stu In an exclusive meeting with a quest. college campuses today. I want to dent Personnel Office seemed reporter from the Voice (the Dean Klein then radioed his two op be where the action is and it headed for solution last week as of Men does not grant interviews eratives in 1789 to follow and (Continued on page 10) Dean of Men Edward R. Klein Jr. to The HOYA) , Klein revealed capture the driver of a late model that Hartmann was under con Corvette (the type of car the Dean stant surveillance by Klein aide of Students drives) leaving from R. K. Judge, S.J., on the third the vicinity of 37th and N (the BiafraBill's Raid floor of Copley Hall in a maxi area near Hartmann's home). mum-security maid's closet. Since it was 5:57 a.m. on a Satur Klein explained his reasons for day, Klein presumed his agents the action taken against his form would have little trouble. er colleague. Klein noted, "Ever However, at precisely 6 a.m., Ravages Cafeteria since Charlie Hartmann arrived Director for Student Activities here some months ago, I have by Tom Donoghue begin with," Doyle claimed, "and Robert J. Dixon headed for his been suspicious of him . . . I de home in Arlington after an ex Disciplinary measures are "not the aging in transport should make cided in September when it be it positively lethal. After the tended dinner party at 1789. Dixon being contemplated at this time" came clear that he intended to (Continued on page 12) BOOKIE JEFFS according to Dean of Students Nigerians begin dropping like flies, undo all that I had accomplished Charles Hartmann in the case of a Biafran victory is assured. . . . that something must be done ... the 15 crazed liberals who seized We are still working with the I ordered Hoya Station to begin control of the cafeteria March 21. Law School about whether or not watching his mail. With the aid of Senate Filibuster Busts The action came as a dramatic this ploy violates the Geneva Con- one of my more gifted finks, I new gesture in the drive of the (Continued on page 12) received lists of all sorts of mys Committee To Aid Starving Biaf terious packages coming in for rans. Chairman Bill Doyle (ColI. Charlie. I quickly put zero and Tripp Trip To England '72) explained that the point of zero together and deduced that by Susan B. Mooney most brazen political stunt of the mid-afternoon raid, in which he was engaging in illegal drug Sen. Everett Dirksen (R.-IlU Dirksen's career." The London Doyle's storm troopers (so helpful traffic. I had long since been announced that he was withdraw Times fumed, "It is sad tha t in the recent freshman revolution) aware that D.C. law on this mat ing the name of Philip Tripp as America thinks so little of us." gathered up every single bit of ter was too liberal so I contem ambassador to Great Britain. The Only the Chicago Tribune edi food in the establishment as the plated some subtle way of incar cloture vote to end the lengthy torialized in favor of the appoint dumbfounded workers stood by, cerating Charlie." Klein continued filibuster failed disastrously with ment. "We've never heard of was not to disrupt the cafeteria by saying, (( Omnes adminestra two in favor, 90 opposed, and Tripp but really does it matter ("who would notice?" as Doyle tores in tres partes divisi . . ." eight abstentions (among the ab who we send to minister to those put it), but to secure enough The Voice reporter implied that stainers being Eugene McCarthy debauched com-symp Anglicans foodstuffs to push the starving there was a noticeable gleam in who has abstained on every roll ... ? If Ev wants it, we want it." Biafrans to victory. the Dean of Men's eye as he call this session). Patsy Rueckel, dean of women, Doyle quickly e tIl p has i zed, brought out the charts and maps Dirksen had only introduced the led 70 clamoring GU administra though, that the food was not in upon which he had his plans Tripp nomination as a sop to the tors to the Senate hearings on the tended for the Biafrans. "Oh, drawn up for Hartmann's abduc high-pressure Georgetown lobby Tripp nomination. "We plead with goodness no, that would defeat tion. Klein proceeded to relate the which has been pleading with the you to take him," Rueckel im the whole purpose of the move incident. federal government to appoint plored in vain. ment! Could you imagine how a Klein phoned Hartmann on the Tripp to something. Dirksen gave After this defeat, the Adminis starving Biafran would react to morning of March 22 and asked in when one of his constituents, tration was pressuring Tripp to caf food?" him to drive to the Dean of Men's Robert J. Dixon of Glenview, accept a post as fashion columnist After plaCing all the steaks, farm near Dulles Airport for an threatened to withhold financial for the Anchorage Daily Wahoo. salads, rolls, spaghetti, hominy emergency diScipline board meet support from Dirksen's future Ray Schroth, S.J., announced grits and whatever into sealed ing on the fate of a stUdent ac campaign. that the Anchorage Daily Wahoo containers it was shipped to Ni CUsed of poisoning one of Klein's The New York Times con would be the intention of this geria. "The food is bad enough to BIAFRA BILL chickens. Hartmann, long since ac- demned the selection as "the week's Masses in Copley Crpyt. " Page Two. THE BOrA. Thursday, March 27, 1969
ON OTHER CAMPUSES
The Rev. Theodore M. Hesburgh (who bears no physical resemblance to Richard Nixon) has been basking in the glory resultant from his now-famous "15 minutes and out" method to handle college disrupters and is considering a nationwide speaking tour, according to the Notre Dame Gipper. The newly appointed head of the Human Rights Commission and campus disciplinarian, the Notre Dame Richard McCooey has always dressed as if he were Yard preSident, president was quoted as saying at a speech in Paramus, New but last week he saw the light and donned the garb Df a shy but Jersey, "Anybody can say anything they want in an academic sturdy missionary. community, but if any of those commie-simp-pinko-faggots disagree with me, they won't stay in South Bend very long." Mission Impossible Your Serve The University of Mississippi• Token reports this week about The Chemise an almost disastrous appearance on campus by Joseph Alioto, Lacoste erstwhile mayor of San Francisco. The Mayor had barely Beckons McCooey by A. J. Inglese new home in his Lear jet some begun his scheduled lecture, "The Immaculate Conception Your game is sure to and the Modern Campus," when he was overwhelmed by Mr. Richard J. McCooey has an time in May ("The weather is nounced that he is selling 1789 just right then"). One problem improve in this figure hordes of screaming stUdents chanting "nigger lover, nigger and leaving the United States to will be the transfer of McCooey's flattering tennis dress. Of lover, go back to the hippies." Alioto was able to escape their take up missionary work in the personal memorabilia to the es wilt-proof 100% dacron Dutch West Indies. "I have seen grasp only by swimming through an abandoned sewer system tate he has purchased on the guaranteed to keep your underneath the stage. The students, numbering 200 according the light of faith before me and island. "The Rolls r e qui res I cannot refuse it," mused special care," said McCooey, and cool. Washable in White or to University officials and 60 according to reporters, were McCooey at a employee's fare "having the Yard office reas Yellow. Sizes 6 to 16. members of the Young Americans for Freedom. well luncheon given at McDonald's sembled next to my prayer shawl Hamburgers, 1229 New York Ave., will be another dilemma. My de N.W. Mr. McCooey will be ac cision also means I'll have to re $33 All was quiet this week at San• Francisco State College, ac- companied on his crusade by move all 654 of my shirts from cording to the school's The Oriental. A local politician, Jess select members of the )89 staff the cleaners and buy a whole new Georgetown as well as his personal valet, Herb missionary wardrobe." Unruh, however, has cabled the school's acting president with Angel. Mr. McCooey said of his Ray Schroth, S.J., announced University Shop a request to speak at the school "before it gets too calm." formerenterprise, "I couldn't care that McCooey's safety would be 36th" N The request "vill be filtered through the office of Mayor Joseph less who gets it as long as my the intention of this week's 337-8100 Alioto, a budding politician in his own right and a life-long price is met. You know, selling Masses in Copley Crypt. beer to the islanders so that they r------..., ,\ friend of Mr. Unruh's. may come closer to God requires , capital. I'll take anybody's offer!" , , McCooey revealed that his busi Fordham University, meanwhile,• is being shaken by a ness manager, David Kennedy of crisis of a different sort. The students there sorely miss the Chicago, is perusing bids sub- services of the Rev. Edwin A. Quain, S.J., who has been mitted by the Office for Student acting president at Georgetown lately. The Fordham Ham Activities, the regional head quarters of SDS, a burlesque reported this week that Fr. Quain was sent to Georgetown in house, and one nudist colony, all an even swap for the school's mascot which had been pilfered of whom are interested in secur by two enterprising Georgetown students before the football ing for their use the former home game last autumn. In an editorial, The Ham~ openly wondered of 1789. Reaction to the McCooey an whether or not the school should have a guilty conscience nouncement was mixed. "Thank over the trade. God," was the response of Dr. John Lydgate of the history de partment. "My prayers go out to All was quiet on the Columbia• University front last week the West Indians." Mike O'Leary but SDS officials there have promised to restore the "aca (ColI. '71) quipped, "It's all a plot to make that man look good, a demic atmosphere" which they feel is all-important to the cheap trick not worthy of a per school's continuation. son whose prices are so high." Mr. McCooey plans to fly to his The Rev. Theodore M. Hesburgh• (who bears no psychologi- cal resemblance to Edward Kennedy) spoke about Notre Dame's admissions policy vis a vis the high school athlete WISE CATS last week before an enthusiastic group in Culpepper, Virginia. His comments, as reported in the Notre Dame Greenback~ included, "We are primarily an academic institution; athletics KNOW serve only as a diversion. We make no special provision for our student-athletes-they must meet the same rigid en trance requirements as everyone else." Fr. Hesburgh theorized YOUS8ve that the South Bend social life might be what is drawing the good athletes to the school. Terry Hanratty was unavail Richard J, McCooey when you buy able for comment until Fr. Hesburgh's statement could be High Muckymuck explained to him. "Richard," proprietor of 1789) opened the inn's doors over six years ago--and we COOK"s Veteran observers of the campus• scene at Seton Hall Uni- hope that he spendso many versity were awestruck this week when, according to the more with us. Born into an "old political family," as he Seton Hall Pathos~ students mobilized behind a cause. Hun puts it, he is still very much TRAVELERS dreds of erstwhile Pirates went on a rampage and seized the the politician. Students are administration building after University President Bishop endeared to him for his stand against Demon Rum's John J. Dougherty, LL.B., refused to grant student demands intrusion into New South CHEQUES for the admittance of 457 Albanian students. Calling their Cafeteria_ "Richard" started out in the restaurant busi STILL ONLY president a "racist," students issued a "white paper" urging ness while in the Air Force Seton Hall to "atone for years of discrimination against our in Alabama, wh ere he 75¢ issuance charge ON $100 Albanian brothers by searching for them, assuring them worked for Alex Inglese, now 1789's manager. He Backed by the world's largest travel organization Dean's List status, and giving them a dorm of their own." still works for Alex today. • THOS. COOK & SON ," The Montgomery Junior College Innocuous announced the . '. appointment last week of the Rev. Ray Schroth, S.J., as spiritual advisor to the school's Flat Earth Society. Fr. 812 Fifteenth Street. N.W. Schroth announced that the earth's safety would be the inten tion of this week's Masses in Copley Crypt. " ' Thursday, Diarch 27, 1969 rHE DOrA pageThre6 HOYA Board Falls To Massive Purge Responding to student pressure, instruments (tools) of the Sacred The HOYA's Board of Editors has Congregation for the Propagation announced sweeping changes in of the Faith. Another purge will the make-up and outlook of the be carried out within the staff. Alex Inglese paper. Terming their response All reporters, before they begin The Boss "reaction," the editors first of all the final drafts of their stories Alex is quickly becoming made public a new name for each week, will be given several a pleasant fixture at 1789 Georgetown University's weekly strong doses of Phillip's Milk of and we couldn't be happier -L'OSSERVATORE HOYA. There Magnesia to make sure that their about it. An "army brat," will also be a new editor-in-chief. writing is free of what the news~ Alex has recently moved to He is the Most Rev. Donaldo Cas paper's critics generally say it is the Washington area from parini, titular bishop of Sarcopha full of. an apartment over the roller Explaining the selection of Bish~ rink in Amsterdam, New gus, a defunct diocese in Asia York. He and his lovely Minor. op Casparini as editor~in~chief, the bride of six months can be Another major change will be pro-prefect of the Sacred Congre found most any afternoon the promulgation of a new con gation for the Propagation of the in the Tombs sipping wine stitution. Based on Pope Humbert Faith, Roberto Giovanni Cardinal coolers and chatting jOvially XXII's encyclical Iniquitate Acto Henlini, noted, "It's always best with the workers. We think rum Publicorum ("On the Iniqui to bring in someone from the out Emilio Gonzalez, Georgetown's latest convert to militarism, has been Alex's success in recruiting ty of Newspapers"), the new con side." And verily, Casparini has his friends to join him at wowing ROTC's top brass here with the number of people he has 1789 is the best proof pos stitution's preamble begins, "Al been out of it for quite some time. convinced to join the program. sible that he does, indeed, though journalism is wordly and, Born 97 years ago in Tortellini, belong in this ad. as such, one of Beelzebub's prin Italy, a tiny hamlet just outside cipal pomps, it can nevertheless Be:ionia, where his father was a be turned to the greater glory of simple but sturdy yeoman, Cas Mother Gonzalez loins the Petrine See if certain judi parini was taken away from his cious purges are carried out." parents at an early age. He had One such purge, according to been put up for adoption as a the document, will be effected on pagan baby, and was ransomed by ROTCPublicRelations the editorial board. Replacing the the second grade military drill present editors will be competent team at Prince of Peace Grammer by Flagelata Klein, P.N.D.R. regulation can be found to pro School in Paramus, N.J. The chil A long-standing SDS tradition hibit Gonzalez' action. "However, dren at Prince of Peace, after was broken this week when Mr. he will have to obey these regu seeing their adopted baby, then and Mrs. Emilio Gonzalez, the lations after joining the program," decided to arrange for his school couple of Mayor Alioto fame, said an officer who asked to re ing at the Pontifical Academy of joined the Army ROTC unit at main anonymous. Capt. Donald Ephesus, called the Trivium. Georgetown. Asked for the reas "Dowy" McDonald, who was read Casparini then journeyed to ons for such a radical move, Mr. ing his lectures to his military Hippo in North Africa, where he Gonzalez commented: "Mother class was unavailable for com (Continued on Page 11) ----er, I'm going to destroy this ment. thing from the inside!" His first Indeed, a crisis has come to the move will be to break up a lecture Hilltop "Rotsee"; specialists in on "Assembly and Disassembly of militalJ( law have been called in the U.S. Grenade Launcher M79, to examine the situation and find and Its Uses In Riot Control," to a solution acceptable to both sides. be presented in Gaston Hall to Gonzalez is wary of this, saying, night by Major Francis McGourty, "I have as much right to serve USA. as anyone else, and if anyone Gonzalez added, "The U.S. Gren violates my rights I'll have the ade Launcher M79 is a break-open, law on him!" The interview was single shot, smooth-bore shoulder concluded after The HOYA re weapon," and that after disrupting porter picked up his smashed tape the lecture he plans to join the recorder, and dressed the teeth Rangers in burning down the SDS marks on his forearm. House in retribution for the inci Cadet Colonel John T. Hoffman, dent. battalion commander, was en Mrs. Gonzalez, expanding on her thusiastic about Gonzalez' plans, husband's remarks, said, "Moth saying, "Well, I guess we can erf---er." stand him in the rear rank or She plans to work for ROTC as something. At least it will keep an administrative assistant, alter him out of trouble." However, ing training schedules and demerit the Rev. Richard T. McSorely, S.J., lists. was appalled at the action. He ex Colonel Ralph E. Kuzell, profes- pressed his disapproval: "What are sor of military science, was con~ young Americans coming to now Gant tacted and asked for a reaction adays? When I was a boy ..." to the SDS plans. He said, "Moth Ray Schroth, S.J., announced Shirts er ... I mean, no comment." that the Gonzalezes' safety would Members of the cadre seem per be the intention of this week's illS El.'\IINENCE plexed about the matter, as no Masses in Copley Crypt. Pampasito Master Race The Color Explosion Is Going Great Guns Adolph Quigley Offers Plan Today's man knows what's in for him with the dress shirt fashion explosion. Deep, bright tones are bursting all around by Joseph Verhelle Giles stated, "My job is to in the University. When we do gain him and he's quick to take them on. Gant does this shirt in While it may seem to some doctrinate the young, naive under control I will change my title spirited shades of blue, chamois, gold, brass and topaz and that liberalism is on the rise at graduates. My experiences with from Fuhrer to God." tailors it with a "Town Collar" Georgetown, there is a small but Fr. Walsh have taught me Joe Ray Schroth, S.J., announced influential group which seems to McCarthy tactics and the power that Fuhrer Quigley's safety would be moving in the other direction. of smear. Whenever anyone pro be the intention of this week's $9.50 Outside the main gate there is poses a rational argument against Masses in Copley Crypt. a group of neo-Nazis who plan to my position, I simply say he is use fascist tactics to enhance their insecure and doesn't have the best r\I' New and wider ties for spring $3.50 to $10 own personal power and warped interests of the Pampas at heart." I ideology. Friedrich Mann is responsible Other Gant shirts from $8 to $12 The group, Pampas Activists for influencing the powers-that Summer slacks from Austin-Hill and Corbin with Zero Intelligence (PAZI), be to accept the Pazi cause under hope to take over the University the guise of an objective onlooker. $14 to $38 under the guise of reform. Ac Mann said, "Once we gain power cording to their Fuhrer, Adolf it will be my pleasure to liquidate Quigley, the Pazis will use any the leading departmentalists. We means available to further their have some very interesting forms goals. Quigley stated, "Thomas of torture in line for them. Profs. Jefferson was wrong when he said Cerny, Earle and Davie, for in 'all men are created equal'. There stance, will all have to sit through ESTABLISHED 1930 is a master race. We Pampasitos 24 credits of Quigley-Giles lec will soon rule the world." tures. It will blow their minds." The Fuhrer is being aided in Fuhrer Quigley revealed that in Georgetown University Shop hs quest for power by two equally order to fund the new party the unscFupulous Paz is, Heinrich Giles leadership was considering steal 36th &. N Streets, N.W. and FriedriCh Mann. Giles is in ing $1.2 million from the Univer famous for his long diatribes sity during the middle of the FEDERAL 7-8100 against the racially inferior de night. Quigley is reported to have partmentalists in Government 000, said, "This amount would be while Mann is a recent convert enough to furnish the hard core of to the Pazi cause. Pazis we need to gain control of TIlE FUHRER Page Four THE BOrA Thursday, nfarch27, 1969 Editorials The Vatican Rag Contrary to what most people think-but responsibility of the Editor and the Editorial fear to say outright-this newspaper certain Board and do not necessarily represent the ly is subject to the buffets and blows of public views of the Administration, Faculty, or opinion. We indeed react to people's senti Students unless specifically stated." At best, ments about us. In fact, public opinion has this is an understatement. We will not at reached such a peak that we will be more tempt to present the views of administrators reactionary than ever before. or faculty members-and we will certainly To begin with, we are changing the paper's not print the student view under any circum name. A name, after all, pretty well defines stance. In the first place, administrators and a paper's function, serving as a metaphor of faculty members are notably remiss in their sorts. In the secular press, many metaphors Easter Duty. Secondly, students are enjoying are employed to describe as many news what is euphemistically called intervisitation papers' functions. One publication will call by the pinkos who implemented it, but what itself a mirror or an examiner or, if it harbors is in fact sin. a good opinion of itself, the sun. One news No, instead of merely conforming to stu paper will call itself a herald, which implies dent opinion L'OSSERVATORE HOYA will that it toots a horn, while still another thinks seek to lead and direct it along entirely new of itself as the horn, as does one paper at a paths if only because no student (or anyone Catholic girls' college in New England. else, for that matter) could possibly think We, however, will call ourselves L'OS of the causes we will espouse. Generally SERVATORE HOYA. In so dubbing our speaking, L'OSSERVATORE HOYA's edi selves, we are serving notice that we aim to torial policy will be less liberal than the old carry out the same function as what we HOYA's. For instance, we take strong excep Newsbriefs consider the world's greatest newspaper, tion that the University president should be UOsservatore Romano. And what in heaven's Jesuit. On the contrary, he should be a name is LJ(Osservatore Romands function? Discalced Carmelite or at least a Cistercian In what Director for Student transmitter will be installed in the Why, it is simply to present the truth in a Activities Robert James Dixon near future. The new facility will of the Strict Observance. And again, we are termed "an untoward burst of generate enough power to send the world filled with falsehood. One critic compli dismayed at The HOYA's rather watered good taste," the freshman class of Hilltop station's programming into mented LJOsservatore Romano when he down, squishy-soft position on beer. The the College has postponed its southern Delaware. Ludolph esti called it "the Pravda of the Vatican" (Time HOYA would ban beer from New South post-Easter production of "The mates that the increase in output 1/24/69). As everyone knows, pravda means Cafeteria while allowing it to flow at 1789 Persecution and Assassination of "will give 500,000 more people a J Nearly Everything as Performed chance not to listen to us." He "truth." barely two blocks away. We think that by the Inmates of the Quad Un hastened to add, however, that he Such a change in function will of course Demon Rum should be banished from the der the Direction of William Doyle expects to overtake the Wilming result in a few shifts (some wags might say University's precincts altogether. (Of course, (ColI. '72)." Mr. Doyle, picketing ton Metropolitan Police Depart we think the same should be done with the Copley basement men's room, ment's "Police Calls" show. Such metamorphoses) in editorial policy. In sharp was unavailable for comment. an improvement would be another contrast to previous policy, L'OSSERVA tobacco and playing cards-but we will feather in the station's cap, as TORE HOYA will disclaim any pretense of tackle only one thing at a time.) The status of the College's major "The Voice of Georgetown" is al in classics was said to be "indefi ready the daily listening habit at speaking for the students. In every student In closing, we can only say that, if anyone nite" Monday by the Rev. Edward the geriatrics ward of D.C. General publication at Georgetown, as at the bottom has serious doubts about L'OSSERVATORE Bodnar, S.3. Fr. Bodnar, in an Hospital. Ray Schroth, S.3., will of this page, appear the words, "The writing, HOYA and its probable effect upon the nouncing the results of a depart broadcast his midnight Mass for articles, layout, pictures, and format are the mental poll, said that "at least 50 the new transmitter's safety. campus, he had better see his confessor. percent of the students majoring in classics approve of the way the Nick Cariello was recently ad program is being administered." mitted to Georgetown University He added, however, that the re Hospital for the purpose of under sults are by no means complete going surgery. At the height of his SBS and Sanity since the other classics major glory in the middle of the first could not be reached for his re Gaston Lecture of the year deliv Last year, on April 1 or thereabouts, a of the Saturday Evening Post. It would also sponse. ered by Raymond Medley, Cariello proposal was put forward in The HOYA by sponsor courses in the Free University. These Gary Sange and Joel Siegel, was whisked off to the hospital. Dr. Yoko Ono, the admitting two members of the Foreign Service Class include "The History of Suburbia," "An former undergraduates, veterans of departmental warfare, and cur physician, stated that to his of '70 for a new campus organization. This Introduction to Barbecuing," "The Develop rently pedagogues at Georgetown knowledge it was the first case year, what with all the budding activism at ment of the Two-Car Garage," "The Philos have been presented the "1968-69 in medical history of a human Georgetown, we think it high time that this ophy of Bureaucracy,' 'and "Your Patio and Better Homes and Gardens Award" being getting his fingers stuck in his anal aperture. proposal b e given serious consideration. The You." for interior decoration on the basis of their recent decoration of their new campus organization would be called Instead of organizing pinko demonstra office on second Loyola. The office, Brian Phelan, president of the the Students for a Bourgeois Socety (SBS), tions, the SBS would take its membership on done in Polish Modern style, is Constitutional Convention, re and its purpose would be the advancement of field trips to outstanding shopping centers in highlighted by its "eye-saver vealed today that he expects the Suburban culture in America. the metropolitan area. These trips would be green" walls and a Morocco-bound new stude>nt government constitu climaxed with a spring pilgrimage to Scars set of The Collected Works of tion 'Ni.ll be approved by the stu Vladimir Nabokov. Most of their dent body in spite of widespread We think that SBS would give the campus dale, N.Y. And when the students are restless grass roots dissatisfaction. Phelan a measure of sanity. One of its projects students declined comment on on campus, the SBS would sponsor bridge their selection for the honor. was reported to have said, "Larry would be to distribute literature not given to games between the future suburbanites of O'Brien certainly hit the nail on rousing the studentry. Such literature would Georgetown and those of American, George Bill Ludolph, station manager the head last May when he went include Good Housekeeping and back issues of WGTB-FM, reminds George around telling people that he was Washington, and Catholic Universities. towners that the station's new the last president of the Yard."
THE STAPH News Margaret Sweetman, King Richard (ColI. '89), Rickie Schulte, Joanne Peachfuzz, Rufus Lust, Wes ROTC, S.R. Kraut, Jimmie Draude, SDS, KCD, Biafra Bill, Roger Norman. 27 Loyolans and their moderator, Dan CC Yard, Ralph Camilli, P. Tripp, Red Ray, class of '72, Gervin Smith, Billie Mae Jones, Jay Loescher, Bill Longhorn, Collins Clark, Jonah Johnston, Bill Mayer. Herbert Angel. T. Rollins Byron, Pam· pasitos en masse, EI Hale, Sue Palmer, H.H. (SFS '68), McCampbell- Argyll Stratford de Radcliffe, Ed Quain, Berry Vodka. R.I.P. January 15, 1920 Features Mathk and Bauble, Richard Chamberlain, Mother Niederkorn. Mother Seton. Mother Murphy, Winnetka Ambastard, Gary Sange, Joel Seegall, THE BORED EDITORS David Frost, Yoko Ono. Patsy R., Cupcake Conway, Kathy Perkins· Johnson-Paschen. Smythe, Mark Lindsay. Loyola Academy's Classes of '67 and '68, Mr. Albee, Mick Jagger, Eric the Red, John Glavin. Emilio Ignatius Alioto, S.J., Editor-in-Chiej Cartoonists The Plain Dealer, Managing Editor Rocco's kids. J. George John, Al Capp Copy Vidal Sassoon, Newsy Editor Fresh Fish. Associate Editor Congo Wilson, Photography Editor Gwumpa, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, The Polish Peach, D. Difton The Happy Warrior, Layout Editor J. P. Gypper, Business Boob Cloudless, Harold Levenson, Yuko Pete, Vassily Petrovich, The War Michelob Narraganset, Copy Editor saw Glee Club, Bodoni Bold Bellringer. Ad Nauseam, Rewrite Editor Joe Jock, Headline Editor Fascist Pig, Circulation Mgr. Nolo Contendere, Featured Editor Yogo Quisling, Sporty Editor Classical Gas, Moderator Layout Nuples. Bull Connor, Legendary Sweat Hog, Brother Brian, Miami John, Dave Mamaux, Big Mac. The Carrott Twins, The Entire Cast of 1972, Chuckles. The HOYA is published every so ojten (with the exception oj holy days and Thursdays). Subscription rat.e: ~ much as we can get. Address all correspondence to The Rev. Casparini, Diocese oj Sarcophagus, Circulation As:a Mmor. Telephone (202) 965-1789 Cable CASPERAG. The HOYA is thrown together at Comp-O-Type Puliman R. Tererie, Jugular Vain, Missing Link, Nick Cariello. Ch1llum Pl. N. W., and, inspite oj it all, printed at Cooper-Trent Division oj Keuffel &; Esser Co., Arling~ Headlines ton, Va. Ziggy, Rocks, Turk, Lucky Monty, Non sequitur, Steve O'Toole. Photography Stephanie Higgins, Grosse Point. Sugar Joe, Poodle Head, Otto and The writing, articles, layout, pictures and format are the responsibility oj the Editor and the Editorial Board and Dotty, Rocco DeLeo, Bwana, Blanche, The Pud. do not necess.rilll represent the views of the Administration, Faculty, and Students of the University unless speci Sports Ludlow Suds, Bear Bryant, Pebbles. Col. Klink, Judge Jim Rivera. ficGllll stated. The Uni1Jersity subscribes to the principle of responsible freedom 01 expression for our student editors. E. Bennett Williams. Thursday, March 27, 1969 THE DOrA. Page Five
Georgetown that I will not be a the field of crowd-control chemi candidate for Kampus King this cals. year. The press of academic con Georgetown has b e com e a siderations, added to my exten pitched camp. We are in a life Letters to the Editor • • • sive extra-curricular commit and-death battle for our academic ments, dictates this stand. The de freedom. I repeat: we cannot leave cision is irrevocable. this work to amateurs. lege in the first place. We must tire academic community will suf MATERNAL CRY To demonstrate the sincerity of Jim Scott not-we can not-hold this against fer. my intentions, I would also like SFS '69 To the Editor: ROTC must be abolished. If not, them. We must open our hearts to congratUlate Harvey Simmons, In an age when moral standards and doors to these people so that then Georgetown must face the are being treated with such slight they may be enlightened. grim prospect of being seized by one of the greatest politicos ever SUMMARY OF WHAT? regard by the younger generation, I speak not as a cloistered Col. Kuzell's storm troopers and to attend Georgetown, on the su perb job he has done as vice pres To the Editor: I feel. compelled to break my si "bleeding heart" who knows little of being closed to all but the most ident of the Walsh Area Student At this point in my senior year, lence and register my strong per of the realities of the World. I con reactionary ideas. The good of the I would like to take the oppor Council. I wish him luck as he sonal repulsion with The HOYA fess that I have talked with these students the school, and the coun tunity to congratulate The HOYA and its questionable editorial pol people-on occasion I have even try rest~ on the action (or in continues in the Andy Hendry tra dition. on the excellent and unbiased cov icy. dated some. Why, some of my best action) of Georgetown on this erage which its editors and staff I have struggled to raise my friends are Pampasitoes. matter. Chris Hyland S.F.S. '70 have given the Yard. I have. ~eeply children as true Christians in what John T. Hofjmctn appreciated these opportumtIes to is increasingly becoming a pagan Larry LaPare Yard Treasurer ColI. '69 fully air my views in an atmos world; yet every week this trash TO THE TRENCHES! phere of openness and mutual re that attempts to pass as journalis THIS IS 'ALIVE'? To the Editor: spect. tic effort, enters their world. What DOWN WITH ROTC Finally I would like to con is a mother to do? To the Editor: As a participant in Georgetown's To the Editor: Recently rumors of my demise ROTC program, I felt considerably gratulate'The HOYA on using this, Mrs. Andrew Casper As a participant in Georgetown's have been circulating. I chose to the April Fool's edition, to fully San Francisco, Calif. ROTC program, I feel that I must vindicated after the recent dis ignore them until I learned that turbance at the attempted lecture summarize all the achievements speak out and warn the students a midnight Mass was offered for of my administration. of the dangers inherent in its by Mayor Alioto of San Francisco. ECUMENISM the repose of my soul by Fr. There can be no doubt that we D.H. curriculum. President of the Yard To the Editor: Schroth in Copley Crypt. I feel must provide more adequate pro We came to Georgetown to that this has gone far enough. I As I draw my career at George learn to think for ourselves. We tection for the University's guests town to a close, I would like to am alive. in the future. FOAM ON wanted to be exposed to a free Nor has the East Campus Coun rectify certain erroneous impres exchange of ideas and mutual The Armed Services of this na To the Editor: sions that have developed concern cil "collapsed." We will take some tion have always stood ready to I do not wish to delve into criticism. The ROTC program action any day now. It's not our ing my views on our separated stifles these conditions. As long as defend the rights of its citizens. petty accusations and counter-ac brethren to the East. fault if the Yard is always botch There is no more basic right than cusations. But, as chairman of the one student at Georgetown is sub ing things before we can think of We must realize that these peo jected to this type of militaristic that of free speech. Had Col. University's ad hoc beer commit ple suffer from a great misfortune propaganda-to this fascist indoc them. Kuzell been in charge of security, tee I think it altogether appro in not having enrolled in the Col- trination and subversion-the en- John Kelly Mayor Alioto would have been pri~te if I say just a few words President, Walsh Area able to address the 700 people which might clear the bubbles StUdent Council assembled to hear him. There was away from a rapidly fomenting no need to call on outside forces. issue. Phil Tripp and Eddie Klein, Georgetown Gentlemen HAROLD STASSEN? To that extent the administration I must say tj1at Richard Mc was correct. Cooey is altogether fit to sell beer To the Editor: The Collegiate Club did .an ad "~1~:' I told you so. to the University community-and 1-"' ,j mirable job. But we cannot leave he must be allowed to continue. Andy Hendry this type of work to amateurs. In ColI. '69 After all, like a bottle of beer, the future we must be prepared Mr. McCooey foams at the mouth. for even more violent outbursts. John Lydgate CONGRATS, HARVEY The ROTC program must be ex Asst. Prof. of History To the Editor: tended. It should become a major Following the precedents set as further incentive for the stu MOVE OVER, RONNIE last year by Andy Hendry, I am dents to join. In addition, the availing myself of the opportunity chemistry department should open To the Editor: to declare to the student body of its labs for extensive research in In this time of great unrest and ferment, it is terrible to see that a great American university would stoop so low as to permit such a brazen display of partisan politics as was demonstrated two weeks ago. The idea of allowing local politicos to reap the fruits of disorder by giving them a plat form on which to stand is cer tainly not in the tradition of "fair play." I am available at your conven ience, to speak at length on this or any other topic. J. Unruh ---:..;. Sacramento, Calif. ,<,r~~':' ~ -, ': LEAVING -, -, To the Editor: As I prepare to leave George town, I wish to express my deep and sincere regrets that I must "';=1:- ';' do so. I feel that throughout my - J ~~'.,.,;' ~;:;:~ tenure here I have had real grass roots support. I hate the thoughts of my reforms going up in smoke Fun Thlackth or the University going to pot. Another area of grave concern In Gay Colors and Patterns is the parietals program of last year. These radical proposals were met with effective inaction until In the season just ahead, you'll have great fun, wear we could counter with a bold con ing these brilliandy bold fun thlackth. Designed for cept.' The system of intervisita tion hours should serve to keep the "in" crowd while island hopping in the West the students satisfied without en Indies, these crazy thlackth have caught the fancy of dangering the morals of the com munity as a system of parietals everybody. Now available here in exciting colors might have done. and patterns. I shall always remember my days at Georgetown with a fond nes equalled only by that of my Lilly Pulitzer's $30 $38. TICKETS NOW ON SALE AT: sisters who deeply regret that they were unable to accept the Corbin Crazy Thlackth $22 positions in the personnel depart Hawaiian Jams $14. Swim Trunks $8.50 Empire Music Joint Possession ment which they were offered about this time last year. Variety Records Turntable ALSO FOR STUDENTS Edward Klein Soul Shack Alexandria Folklore Center Dean of Men Siak Shak DARN! Mail order: To the Editor: Send check or money order with I was surprised to read in The self addressed stamped envelope to: HOYA (March 13, 1969) of my plans for transferring to the ESTABLISHED 1930 University of Denver. In the in L. G. Productions terest of good newspaper report ing, The HOYA did not check out Georgetown University Shop 3344 M St., N.W. this groundless rumor. Georgetown has been giving me 36th & N Streets, N.W. Washington, D. C. 20007 a good education, I hope to stay and make a good UniVersity FEDERAL 7-8100 better. a lester grossman production John Pinto, Jr. Call. '70 Page Six THE HOrA Thursday, March 27, 1969 ,l
1969 Artsy-Craftsy Awards Disclosed At Last Each year the editorial board of again managed to remain invisible candidate ,however; Tom Schroeter last September. In his reign, for all who dread graduation, all The HOYA stops to assess the even to the naked eye while work is spreading the rumour that he Casper has watched The HOYA who wish to join the Mayfiower ing wonders on the face of the efforts of the University during will be available if drafted. He is assume a series of new roles for-manicures set, and all who are the exceeding year. For those campus. After struggling all of not looking for an army draft but among them chief target of all single few who have distinguished last spring to erect Mount Collins, rather for someone who will sug witch-hunters, fifth best-read item enchanted with Hoyahood as a themselves the board pauses, gulps, he spent the fall of this year in gest it to him . . . after all he on campus (behind The Voice, The way of life. Beloved by one and and prepares an annual award. tearing it down. In his spare time wants to be consistent with his Yardarm, The Yardjinger, and the all ( especially the 49 people he Artsy-craftsys, as they have come he discovered moments to devas thought processes. Mr. Schroeter walls of the men's rooms), and has put on work-study), rjd is to be known, have a tradition tate the entire front of the cam is willing to run if he can find a ultimate defender of the sanctity also probably Georgetown's finest unto themselves-they award the pus. But after aU, dirt can be way to have plebescites on import of Richard McCooey, not to men journalist. He so loves writing that extinguished as well as the dis fun. Fr. Collins is already in the ant issues. Tom is an open person: tion slanderer of the history de he is authorizing fifteen new publi tinguished. To be selected is an running for next year's "E.R. he is one of the many residents of partment. Don does not limit his cations in 1969-1970 so that he honor desired by few and awarded Klein Faith in Humanity Award" fourth Copley who are open to activities to venting his spleen may pen for all of them. Seriously to even fewer. In truth the artsy as he has announced that the running for any office. Among the on page four of The HOYA every though, Bob in his brief milennium craftsy award has surpassed the library will be completed in Oc others are J. P. "Groggin" Clark, week. He is also the Sodality of here has redefined what Hoyahood ugly-man contest in distinction. tober and the power plant in James Illig, Brian "no not me" Our Lady, moderator of the T. is and has made it a stylish blend Tihs year it can be noted that sev January. This means little except Phelan, Joe Collins, Nick (A.A.) Rollins Fitzgerald wrestling swim of the best of Vanity Fair, Punch, eral past winners are among the that the entire University will Cariello,and the other thirty-six ming team, advisor to the Nation and Playboy. elect, Miss Rueckel and Mr. Dixon blow its collective fuse. Flame residents who care. al Enquirer, chairman of Cali out, T.B. fornians for Alioto, and music Chuck ImpagUa having been present on this page Donald A. J. Casper since the establishment of the critic for the Sunny Valley Retire Every week his gibberish appears Pat Rueckel A stranger to the majority of awards-but we are willing to ment Village weekly. Don also and people marvel at what manner Patricia Rueckel, dean of wom the University, save the Jesuits listen to the voice of the masses, finds time to work as a fettucini of man or whatever can possibly en, is the long time artsy-craftsy (coincidentally his motto), Casper taster at 1789. we are willing to be liberal, we awards winner presently on cam compose such incredible verbiage. can recognize what Dr. Tripp has has soared to the heights of popu pus. For the past eight years, larity, in a manner of speaking, Bob Dixon Chuck is a modest person, only done to the University-we can signing autographs when crowds P.1tsy has captured the imagina ever since he assumed the office Well, what can one say about even comprehend what persons of more than fifteen confront him, tio!1 of the doers and the undoers. of Editor-in-Chief of The HOYA this man? He is the guiding light such as Tom Schroeter want to L:lst year she was selected for and fond of hiding behind large happen here. That is why we hon her grace and charm while refer sunglasses ("What if I'm seen?"). or them-because they are what eeing Dean Klein. This year, Miss A dapper dresser (every color has they want to be; and then they do R. has been selected for her mas clashed with every other on him their own thing, even to the detri terful plan to control the Uni at one time or another), Chuck is ment of others. versity. In two fell swoops she a creature of simple tastes (Paul Revere and the Raiders in music, Phil Tripp has planted femmes in Copley and wiped out all hours for her myr McDonald's in food) and an acidy Philip A. Tripp, vice president midonic minions in Darnall and mind. Moving with a crowd that for student development and St. Mary's. Miss Rueckel's repu ranges from confidante and fellow founder of Obfuscation Interna tation as an administrator has dilettante "Butch" Dixon to the tional, is a relative newcomer to also been enhanced as she only people he condescends to on his the artsy craftsy awards. P.A.T. is has Deans Klein and Hartmann infrequent appearances on seventh the recipient of the Third Annual for competition. Harbin and Copley's fifth floor John J. Pateros Award in the (which he rationalizes as a "sop field of good dress. Fuzzy Phil has Candidates to the students"), Chuck, as his wowed the campus in the short Even though there has been a close friend explained him, is a time he has been here with his great amount of difficulty in sell person who "is incapable of a sock it to 'em wardrobe. The ing the proceeds of ConCon with nasty word about anyone-he epitome in style was set with Dr. out the Collins-Collins resolution, chooses to write volumes instead:' Tripp's appearance in a pale gold it should be noted that this has A graduate of Loyola Academy, smoking jacket topping off golden not stopped the candidates from Wilmette, Ill., Chuck plans to leave rod slacks attractively set off by becoming a plethora. Chris Low the Hilltop in a few years. "After a gingham plaid clip-on bow tie. land is surpassing many in elector that I'll either join VISTA (pro al support. Mr. Lowland, a well vided I'm assigned Central Park T. Byron Collins known denizen of the Pampas, is South) or teach drivers' education T. Byron Collins, S.J., vice pres e e kin g out his fundamental at North Shore Country Day ident for planning and physical strength in the disenfranchised School," was the way Chuck put plant (?) finds himself among the the Nursing School, the SLL . . . it when reached for comment at elect again this year. T. B. has Mr. Lowland is not the only Renata of Rosslyn's Hairdressers. Thursday, March 27, 1969 THE HO¥A Page Seven bless me, father, for I have sinned
let them eat cake/chuck impaglia
Well, as usual, I'm having a hell of a time filling this space with the type of devastating wit you dedicated fans have grown accustomed to week after week. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't turn to novels. Portrait Of The DilZetante As A Young Cynic? Perhaps I could amuse all you literary masochists with Frosh enthusiasm a.t recent cla.ss meeting. some scintillating slashing out at some students, administra tor or other such devotee of mal de mer. But no, brethren! Instead I must relate to you the news that your champion has Theatre: Catastrophe Unlimite,d sold out! I couldn't care less really if the Yard went on for ever, Dean Klein purged everybody, and Phil Tripp replaced 1972! A new musical. Starring ing Story of Biafra Bill" and the definitive (showy adjective) Henle (well, about that I could care a little). In fact. I am Bill Doyle, Lou Raffetto, AI Di "Happiness Is A Dead Hoya" were wierdo. somewhat apprehensive about the changes overtaking swift i Sciullo, Marty Marx, and Tom frantic but flatulent (sounds nice The director, Nolo Outis (I.L.L. Horan. At Stage Zero. but means nothing, take it from '29), is largely responsible for the Potomac's lovely daughter, for without some of these vener You're probably wondering me!). sham which resulted from what able institutions my clever catalog of cliches crumbles (but about how the freshman class' The performances were the was a lousy idea in the first place. I'll always be able to alliterate!). Have you ever tried writing signing of the declaration of in sole source of amusement. Mr. He dictates (beloved by the fresh about those talismans of Satan, the class of '72? If I've been dependence from the Yard could Marx is dogmatic but Dionysian men) but does not bring together (figure that one out), vain, vin (more preferred by non-freshmen, fooling anyone these many weeks, I apologize for my charla possibly have been made into a tanry, but honestly, plebians, didn't someone have to write musical-comedy. So are the perpe dictive, and vacillating-admirable i.e. the sane). Of course, one trators of this Mata Hari Break traits in a freshman. Al Di Sciullo couldn't expect much from Outis the opposite of what Casper wrote just to show that we're fast At Tiffany's Pleasures And is Shylockian and perfect as the -his only prior credit having been not all fascists, even if that someone secretly agreed with Palaces, for you just wouldn't be amiable bumbler who simply staging of the annual murders at doesn't belong in the planning St. Trinians, never very suavely him? lieve how genuinely atrocious this I love 1789! I revel in that place! It's just fUll of the type disaster is. Really, it's awful be stage but out there in the front done. yond comprehension! It's more of lines-burning books, skewering But then the lighting was good of traditions I'm wild about. And what a wonderful staff, a riot than a play, more of a sophomores, assaulting adminis (there wasn't any-freshmen prefer from Richard to Herbie, 'and all the others who care.. On the WaZpurgisnacht that a witty win trators, etc. But Tom Horan to operate in the dark), the cos by and by, Marty;s on the Potomac is a dump and as self ner. In fact, it dares to violate hoardes the lion's share of saluds! tumes exceptional (designed by appointed arbiter of good taste I have a divine right to decree those Durretmatian principles, (foreign, clods!). Toss together Tomaso Saltaza of Excalibur), and since updated by Cab Calloway, Daniel Cohn-Bendit, Phyllis Diller, since the only type of people who that it is such. , which define the genre, to put it the Silva Thins man, and Mme. read these goofy reviews anyway I love the Yard! I revel in our shared inadequacy! It's just Nhu and quite obviously you've usually thwing with the interior I in less verbose terms, in short. full of the ype of self-aggrandizement I'm wild about. And got one hell of a wierdo. Horan decorator thet then that'th all the To begin with, there's the score, is that multi-faceted wierdo. On information one needth to know. what wonderful officers, from Larry to Jim and all the others written by Paul McCartney, Mark second think, Horan may now be Kenneth Tynctn, M.B.E. who are honestly in it just for kicks. Lindsay, and Eric Sevaried. Oh, I love Jesuits! I revel in their undisguised supression of granted ,there was a certain amount of charm in the opening the filthy com-symps seeking to flouridate our style of life! number, "If I Ruled The World," The Jesuit residence is just full of the type of forthright (Roy sung by Mr. Raffetto. But the li Davis) dynamic (Gerry Yates), concerned (Tom Fitzgerald), bretto (songs, for those who have and co'mpetent (T. Byron Collins) guys that this quasi never heard of librettos) doesn't fit the performers. The aforemen J esuitocracy needs. tioned tune is becoming of a sly I love the Kampus Kops, I revel in their sadistic tendency Machiavelli, not a Dustin Hoff of towing away any car, be it Ted Kennedy's, the Italian man after a lobotomy. ambassador'S, or Walter Cronkite's. And what wonderful A few bursts of mediocrity did whiz-bang boobs are bumbling around down under the in seep through the microphones, however. Marty Marx' "My Way firmary, from Capt. Bull Connor on down! (Or Not At All)" and "Where I love WGTB! I revel in hearing Simon and Garfunfel and Would You Be Without Me?" Judy Collins and the Bee Gees over and over again! And verged on amateurishness and fell what a wonderful bunch of boys broadcast for them, from short of patheticness only be Cousin Brucie Moser right down to Cousin Ed Campion! cause of the incessant foul lan guage and undisguised conceit. I love the Junior Prom! I revel, being talentless, in the The company's rave-ups (hip U.K. talentless people they are always hire, not to mention the lingo masses!) to "The Continu- The Torch Bearers of '72: Horan, Marx, Doyle, Raffetto, Di Sciullo. talentless people who run the big show, from Tom-Tom Schrother to the fabulous Cariello himself. I love the Foreign Service School, every University should own one! I revel in their antics and incessant search for Music: Scattered Considerations identity and would be pleased to extend to them my coveted THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE "Brightest Hope For The Future" in the background. The plus in this praise if they'd vow to stay down there and not infringe on ME AWAY, HA HA! A 45 rpm that the readers of Teeny-Bop, morbid fiasco is Doyle's voice, with the College's sacred ground. recording by Steve Benedek. On Europe's biggest music magazine, its strange Midwestern twang. It's I love Carroll Quigley, almost as much as he does! I revel the Budapest label. voted to him. His arrogant, suave fascinating enough to harangue a Steve has been plugging for style is devastating; his voice rampaging mass of humanity. He in his genius, almost as much as he does! popularity for some time now but satanic and soothing all at once. is the biggest discovery of 1969, I love above all The HOYA (of course I hate the sinfully his unusual approach to things This disc may break it for Will a .Jim Morrison-Hitler in his own secular Voice and Courier)1 It is the sale beacon of God's has prevented him from attaining in his home country, a nation he right. goodness and light on this perverted pagan campus! I revel it. This ditty, which sounds like abandoned after splitting with the the Gabor sisters doing a Percy Ohio Express, the group that gave COLOR MY WORLD. A very in its slanders on those who scoff at Holy Mother Church Sledge imitation, is no classic. The him his musical beginning. slow recording by Ray Reno and (having written a goodly number of them myself). I love instrumentation is reminiscent of Phil Potassium. On the Power having the power to skewer verbally anyone I wish! spikes on track shoes scraped on YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY. An Jabel. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa! a blackboard. In short, trash 89 rpm recording by Marty Galla The money will be rolling in on supreme! gher. On the Ptomaine label. this one, you bet! It's the latest ************************************************* Comebacks are a wondrous in the People Got To Be Free, ~ ~ SOMEBODY HELP ME. A 78 thing indeed. Marty's is a bit less A Ray OJ Hope syndrome and it's ~ ~ THIS WEEK'S FOREMOST FLAMERS ~ rpm recording by Jesse Mann. On wondrous than most, however. the best yet, being in the finest :t the Pampas label. The lyrics are terrible in their musical tradition of Eleanor ~MM ~ Never a commercial item, .Jess strained irony (yummy indeed!) Roosevelt. In these troubled times ~ * switches his bag from blues to but his delivery, a sort of Carol it's bound to be a hit no matter ~ 1 1 THE YARD (WHO WISH TO TAKE EVERY- ~ joyous gospel music. The switch Channing/Rocky Graziano, saves how ridiculous it ultimately is. ~ ONE WITH THEM) ~ has been commendable.' Jess was the day. A knock-out, but only I AIN'T GONNA EAT OUT MY ~ 2 2 THE AUTHOR OF THE LYDGATE EDITOR- ~ not good at conveying the essen HEART ANYMORE. A torchy re barely. ~ IAL * tial feeling of desperation; he let cording by Patsy RueckeJ. On the ~ 7 3 STUDENTS FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ~ his voice lilt and rise too much. LIGHT MY FIRE. A 7Z rpm re Tripp label. The second significant thing about cording by Doyle and the De Patsy is the premiere stylist of -ftC SOCIETY * this release is that .Jess has stroyers. On the Anarchy label. our era, projecting a voice as clear ~ 4 FLOWERED THLACKTH ~ ditched that atrocious, hackneyed, This old standard has become as sherry, crisp as gin, invigorat ~ 3 5 BOB ("SO THEY WANT TO START A ~ disgracefully old-fashioned back popular again. The latest revival ing as vodka, gentle as Grand ~ PAPER ...") DIXON ~ up group, the Board of Directors. is handled by a bunch of "relative Manier, resounding as rye, witty ~ 4 6 ALL FRESHMEN * He is better off not associating newcomers," to borrow KLOD as whiskey, and husky as Hawai ~ 7 THE FRIENDS OF THE S.F.S. ~ himself with them. disc jockey Phil Tripp's phrase. It ian punch. This is a song of hate, ~ 6 8 CON/CON ~ hate ,for the man who dominates has a frightening, almost terrify ~ 0 9 BOB SIGHOLTZ, S.J. : RAMBLIN' GAMBLIN' MAN. A ing sound; Arthur Brown's num her. It's probably the single most 45 rpm recording by J. Kemper bers were sonnets compared to important thing she has recorded ~ 9 10 GUCAP ET AL * Will. On the Ascot label. this. You can almost hear the and since she is as important as ~ FLAME TIP: JlMDRAUDE (COLL. '69) ~ Will deserves his title of burning paper and shrieking mobs she is, it is a musical event. ************************************************* Page Eight THE HOrA. Thursda.y, Ma.rch 27, 1969
Mr. Doan:
Dear Mr. Doan:
Just once and for all-will business admit that it does make mistal(es? Over and over again we see the major corporations Stan Chess, Cornell stamping out criticism as they cover up flaws. Somehow the "ethics" always seem to get lost in the rhetoric.
Several notable cases come to mind, the Dear Mr. Chess: most recent being the much-publicized Big Business does not hold itself out as a Equally, an inquiry into press affair of the General Motors Goliath sacred cow whose actions or ethics are sensationalized episodes of bribery, versus Ralph Nader. Here Big Business not subject to scrutiny or valid criticism. collusion, kickbacks and callgirls probably exposed itself as being oversensitive to will reveal involvement of the same kinds constructive criticism-as well as callous in But in making value judgments of the of cheaters and schemers looking for a its ignominious attack on its critic. "rightness" or "wrongness" of business, fast dollar. No company that I know Surely, while we don't expect Big Business I question whether isolated instances are condones this conduct. It simply does not to change its ways overnight, we can definitive criteria. represent the ethics of business, any more expect a rational consideration- than does industrial espionage. Frankly, I and not merely a cover-up job. Critical judgments should be made in perspective with the phenomenal growth think its significance has been quite exaggerated. Yet the Nader episode is not unique. of our national economy since the end of One recalls a similar overreaction-and World War II; a period during which our What it all adds up to is that most this time by the chemical industry-to gross national product more than tripled business enterprises, under the strict Rachel Carson's expose on indiscriminate from $208.5-billion to approximately discipline of our competitive profit-making uses of insecticides. The Big Business $740-billion last year. system, constantly are providing response to Jessica Mitford's eye-opening improved products and better service. In This growth has resulted from a continuous portrayal of the realities of the funeral doing so they mirror the community-of effort on the part of the business com business was equally bitter-not so much which they are an integral part-both in munity to respond both to society's against her arguments in "The American the advances made, and in their standards demands, and its needs. On the one hand, Way of Death" but against the author of performance. In the course of this, the constant demand for product herself. In none of these instances did mistakes, as distinguished from unethical improvement leads to better design and business admit its imperfections on its practices, occur. I suppose that those greater performance through advances in own accord. Only public pressure-and the who make them are no less reluctant to technology. Similarly, society's needs fear of continued negative publicity-was admit their mistakes, or to sustain public prompt extensive research for the able to draw out the truth about auto criticism, than people in other development of completely new products hazards, bug sprays and casl(et costs. walks of life. -which create the additional profit It's instances like these that prove business making opportunities essential for the I am not acquainted with all the facts is responsible for the myth that it sees nation's economic growth-while surrounding General Motors' issue with only the facts it wants to see. It's satisfying a social purpose. Ralph Nader, but it is a matter of record instances like these that reinforce the that James Roche, then President of GM, The measles vaccine developed at Dow is made a public apology on this matter image of business justifying any means an example. The benefits to society from that maximize the ends-the ends being before the Senate's Investigating Com planned inoculation programs multiply mittee. monetary profit. It's as if Mammon in astounding geometric proportions. Not As regards Rachel Carson and himself had updated the business only can the total incidence of measles insecticides, I will say that my own code of ethics. be cut substantially, but also a far lesser company had done research on the number will suffer the crippling mental toxicology of insecticides long before the Twentieth Century Big Business appears defects which before destined many to a Food & Drug Administration voiced any to be nothing more than a reincarnation of life of perpetual care in institutions. concern in this subject. Research was not the Nineteenth Century stereotype, the Human lives are being saved, their useful forced by Miss Carson's work. The Robber Barons. Jay Gould's stocl<-marl WHO CARES ABOUT STUDENT OPINION? Here, Stan Chess, a Journaltsm senior at Yale, and Arnold Shelby, Latin American Cornell, is exploring issues with Mr. Doan. Studies at Tulane, with Mr. Galvin. BUSINESSMEN DO. '. With experience as a workin:: reporter on the Long Island Press, and as Editor-in-Chief of These Dialogues will appear in this publication, Three chief executive officers-The Goodyear and other campus newspapers across the Tire & Rubber Company's Chairman. Russell the Cornell Daily Sun, Mr. Chess is pointing toward a career as a newspaperman. country, throughout this academic year. DeYoung. The Dow Chemical Company's Campus comments are invited, and should be President. H. D. Doan, and Motorola's Chairman, forwarded to Mr. DeYoung, Goodyear, Akron, Robert W. Galvin-are responding to serious In the course of the entire Dialogue Program, Ohio; Mr. Doan, Dow Chemical, Midland, questions and viewpoints posed by students David M. Butler, in Electrical Engineering Michigan; or Mr. Galvin, Motorola, Franklin about business and its role in our changing at Michigan State, also will exchange Park, Illinois, as appropriate. society ... and from their perspective as heads viewpoints with Mr. Doan; as will Mark of major corporations are exchanging views Bookspan, a Chemistry major at Ohio State, through means of a campus / corporate Dialogue and David G. Clark, Political Science MA Program on specific issues raised by leading candidate at Stanford, with Mr. De Young; and student spokesmen. similar/y, Arthur M. Klebanoff, in Liberal Arts at Thursday, March 27,1969 THE HOYA Page Nine WGTB Rugby Team, Social Events Consider the Alternative! Eliminated In Final Purge March 27 (Continued from Page 1) TONIGHT! Sports! Live coverage of the Georgetown University food. . . . Also, a few pennies will Annual Invitational Women's Division Varsity Potato Sack Races. be earned by selling the space Featuring play·by-play by Pete Silverman and fashion commentary the caf used to occupy to the by Chuck of Manhattan. Rocket Room.... " Clark then outlined the altera Aprill tions being made in the Student Birthday Sounds. A tribute to Dr. Philip Tripp on this the anni Personnel Office in the interest of frugality. "Philip Tripp has versary of the day he became a relative newcomer to the world. been made Raymond (Pebbles) Highlights include a stirring rendition of Happy Birthday by Mark Medley's executive assistant, his Lindsay and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. former office having been abol ished. After all, no one, especially April 2 Dr. Tripp, understood what Vice SOU1zds of Silence. A recap of our coverage of the Fordham foot President for Student Develop ball game. ment meant, as one prominent fe male administrator told me over Devotional Hottl'. A soul-inspiring hour with Georgetown's own sherry.... " Also to be purged is ~r. Ray S~hroth, in w.hic~ he will join Rufus Lusk and Jay Nichols the most Rev. Edward R. Klein, In a readIng of Medttattol1S on Life and Other Groovy Things by Dean of Men. Charles Hartmann Dean Jesse Mann. shall remain on with the new title Dean of Male Students while, due to Tripp's outster, Pat ric i a Rueckel has agreed to stay on as Dean of Female Students and California'S Acting Governor, Ronald Reagan, was a good loser again Third Copley Resident Assistant. this week as he agreed to swap jobs with Georgetown's Bob Dixon The purge is not stopping there who desired a better climate and a rOSier future. OBFUSCATION however. Dayton P. Morgan, Vice President for Business 3.nd Fi why such a huge library was abolition of the rugby team ("I nance, announced that all salarie::; needed for Georgetown's meager loathe violence"), cancellation of INTERNATIONAL paid to Jesuits have been frozen. collection of books. Jeffs was go all social events ("I loathe social Morgan commented, "We did this ing to allow Wisemiller to set up events"), and merger of all pub for two reasons: 1) we saw the a vast bookie joint in the new lications into one ("I love publica invites you to contemplate your future community rooms in the Jesuits' building's basement. Wisemiller tions"). quarters and decided if they can would have given Jeffs 10 percent Scattered conservation attempts afford this, we certainly don't of his profits to fulfiilI Jeffs' life were reported e I sew her e i n long ambition of securin'g first have to pay them, and Z) we made Georgetown's desperate attempt a simple value judgment." editions of Winnie the Pooh for hold the financial line. John C. Construction has also been Georgetown. Jeffs has since sub Grove, north campus administra halted on the new University li mitted his reSignation and will be tor, disclosed that toilet tissue brary. Morgan claimed this was replaced by Philip Roth. will no longer be sLpplied to the being done because of an unholy Robert J. Dixon, Director for dormitories. Instead, copies of the alliancE' which arose between Li Student Activities, went to great C&P T~lephone Co. directory will brarian Joseph Jeffs and Charlie lengths to explain the cuts he is be placed at the entrance to all Wisemiller. It appeared no one making in his budget, one which commodes. "Phone books are had ever questioned Jeffs about is approximately equal to the mili free," quipped Grove. tary expenditure of Luxembourg. Ray Schroth, S.J., announced our recent graduates Dixon .has sliced it to the point that money would be the inten where it is now more approximate tion of this week's masses in Cop to Andorra's military budget by ley Crypt. Each year to commemorate the anniversary of our founder's birthday, we at Obfuscation Interna Philodemic To Face tional present an open-ended symposium on careers in community. If you shy away from action and HOYA Witch Hunt wish to put off decisions, then there is a future for by Rex Reed qualification for membership is The Board of Editors of The hatred for the Philodemic So- you. We need you to staff one of our many branch HOYA announced today that it ciety." is forming an ad hoc committee HOYA News Editor Charley offices. Administrating for developing students to review campus debating. Don Impaglia has been appointed Casper, editor-in-chief of The Grand Inquisitor by the Board. HOYA, stated, "I am not the only ImpagJia has prepared himself for can be fun! For symposium reservations call 337- one on campus who has been the position by researching ancient shocked by the sloppy quality of Chinese and Spanish InqUisition 3300 ext. 494 or visit us at 3619 0 Street. debating on campus. Georgetown torture measures. ImpagJia stated, simply has not won the tourna- "I have always loathed debaters DR. TRIPP (AGAIN) ments which we expect of a good for as long as I can recall. I am team. What we need is a good anxious to ruin as many of them campus witch hunt to purge sloppy as I can." debating." Impaglia will be aided by the Casper was obviously referring Rev. Thomas Fitzgerald, S.J., When was the last time you to the Philodemic Society, which Fitzgerald, who maintains nominal has been debating issues which ties with the Philodemic, is one of are not popular with the students. the foremost witch hunters on saw the University Chaplain? The College freshmen recently campus. One of Fitzgerald's tactics showed their displeasures with the will probably be to show the Philo Philodemic by burning one of its demic guilty of aiding and abetting podiums at a rally in the Quad- heresy by presenting Fr. Curran rangle. Moreover, last week a new earlier this year. Fitzgerald was rival debating society, the Polemic, heard to say, "This is a no-holds was formed. The Polemic is being barred fight. There's nothing I guided in Its opening stages by love more than a good vicious Ray Schroth, S.J., an expert in power play." the art of deceitful rhetoric. Ray Schroth, S.J., announced The Philodemic has also come that the Philodenic's safety would under criticism for the extrava- be the intention of this week's gant cocktail parties which it Masses in Copley Crypt. throws at the drop of a hat. Phil odemic President Pleasant John Owen explained that they were Jff, able to stretch their small enter 'J tainment budget to the hilt by buying in bulk. Owen stated, 1,~ . "The Philodemic has a great tradi tion of alcoholic consumption. We ( /' endeavor to ameliorate the dis tasteful effects of our multi These two did and saw the light tudinous tournament dis a s tel's through inebriation." Casper invited one and all to join in the inquisition. Casper The Rev. John Bennett. S.J. stated, "Anyone who is interested in screwing the Philodemic can I join. It is not necessary to be University Chaplain. Counselor & Big Brother a member of The HOYA. It is not even necessary to know anything about collegiate debating. The only P. JOHN OWEN Page Ten THE BOrA Thursday, March 27, 1969 Prefers Civil Service Spiro Spurns Power Post (Continued from Page 1) is not exactly a household word." daughter, Tricia, to the vice pres would take an awful lot of ac Pearson wrote that the decision idency and saw Agnew as an ob tion to take me away from pre was not an easy one for Mr. Ag stacle to be cleared. siding over the U. S. Senate where new who was forced to withstand Mr. Nixon was overheard talk any day now I might be called pressure brought to bear by the ing to Billy Graham when he upon to cast a crucial vote." White House and Sen. Strom said, "After all, Julie has David The former Maryland governor T h u r m 0 n d (R-S.C.). President and I want to see Tricia get is also reputed to have said, "And Nixon according to informed something equally as potent-the after all, Georgetown University sources wanted to appoint his vice presidency." That the Vice President was giving serious consideration to the matter is evidenced by the fact that a prominent Washington mov New Left Left In Cold; ing firm had been placed on stand by basis and had formulated con tingency plans to transport Ag CIA Takes Over SDS new's priceless collection of Super Atom comic books and his Aris by Dulles Airport Left funds into Georgetown. The totle Onassis scrapbook to new Top-secret information just dis Center made its first bid for the second Healy quarters. interred from Georgetown archives affection of Hoyas by dispatching There would have been no pre and the cave of the Rev. Vincent George W. Carey, associate pro cedent for Mr. Agnew's resigna I. Bellowar, S.J., has laid bare a fessor of government, to Paraguay tion if it had been tendered, but, hitherto unknown takeover of the to foment revolution against the as one White House aide quipped, SDS by agents of the Central In Jesuit missions in that benighted "There isn't any precedent for telligence Agency. For some time nation. Prof. Carey's intellectual IVIr. Agnew himself, is there?" it had been rumored that the SDS friend could not be reached for The next runner-up, Dr. Tripp, was receiving outside funds to fi comment. was notified of his defeat while nance its Prospect St. residence. One further development on the returning copies of Gentlemen's But until the latest disclosures, Georgetown political front came Quarterly and Esquire borrowed the spotlight had focused on the when the Pentagon revealed yes from Dean Patsy Rueckel. Al New Left, while ignoring the true terday that the new power plant though reacting calmly on the source-the CIA. next to the gym will actually snrface ("Whatever is best for house ten ABM missiles. "George the community is best for Phil Documents from the archives Tripp"), Dr. Tripp immediately depict the takeover in startling town should be proud," a spokes left for his Parma, Ohio, hideaway detail. FBI agents had detected man said, "to do her part for the to celebrate his birthday in se a noticeable shift of Georgetown red, white and blue." clusion. student opinion last fall in favor Ray Schroth, S.J., announced of the SDS. J. Edgar Hoover Ray Schroth, S.J.. announced that the CIA's safety would be the that Spiro Agnew would be the sounded the alert by notifying the intention of this week's Masses CIA. America's finest swiftly intention of this week's Masses in don't put in Copley Crypt. swung into action from their head Copley Crypt. quarters at the Bureau of Public Roads in McLean. Six CIA agents your foot in infiltrated the SDS during the Christmas vacation. After a bitter struggle they succeeded in ousting the increasingly popular SDS mod your mouth ... erates. Now they could strike at will. Immediately the SDS took a more militant line. A flaming manifesto in green ink for St. Patrick's Day our dogs appeared, attacking Mayor Alioto of San Francisco for being "squishy soft on S.L Hayakawa." Then, as reported in last week's taste HOYA, the agents pro1)(tcateurs .' did their thing. Their rationale was that the violence would de stroy the growing support of the better! students for the SDS stand. It did. The SDS had chalked up yet another victory for the American way. At the same time, in a stunning reversal of roles, the Georgetown Center for Strategic Studies coun Foot Long Hot Dog tered recent SDS criticism by taking a sharp swing to the left, on a roll with creamy thus hinting at its new ties with the international red conspiracy. Former bridge partners and lifelong friends, General Hershey and Highly unreliable sources have Georgetown SDSer Barry Rubin have decided that one big flame is cole slaw, dill pickle confirmed that the Center is serv- better than two small sparks and have allied to rid the world of ing as a conduit for pumping New commie-symps. spear and your choice of french fries or Drawings New England baked beans. Paintings Sculpture featured Now at: MARTY'S & 'IXlIV~ Nvof NEW SOUTH DARNALL CAFETERIAS APRIL 13 - 30 Thursday, March 27, 1969 THE HO¥A. Page Eleven Short Vacation? Bishop Casparini Looks For Shorten Travel Time More Conservative Stances (Continued from Page 3) of the modern world. When asked tuted board of editors have been The American Way taught classics at the local free about his lack of contact with announced. The new managing university. While at Hippo, he normal forms of journalism, Cas editor will be the Rev. Giorgio took up several hobbies, among parini replied, "Like they say, it's Condola, a native of the Italian For information on flights, them exorcism and flagella tion. best to bring in someone from the midwest. The news editor will be Until the recent press conference outside." the Very Rev. Carlo Ponti Im discount fares or youth cards, announcing his appointment as ed Bishop Casparini also comment paglia, widely recognized man of itor-in-chief, Casparini was last ed on L'OSSERVATORE HOYA's letters. Msgr. Impaglia has au contact your seen in 1910 in a small room in outlook in the months ahead. "The thored, among other tomes, Sin: the Vatican archives where he was old HOYA was much too liberal," Mortal and Venial and has edited writing a tract against the evils he said, "and I equate liberalism a 13-volume biography of St. Rose with sin." He continued, "For in of the Weeping Willow. American Airlines stance, The HOYA took the ed The only non-Italian on the itorial position that a Jesuit should board will be Bro. Donal Mc campus representative be president of Georgetown. That Neil, an Irish Christian Brother, just isn't right. The president who becomes layout editor. Bro. must be a Discalced Carmelite." McNeil's last layout project was Keven Gillespie Casparini also took exception to the gardens at the Grotto of The HOYA's editorial on Professor Lourdes. 434 New South John Lydgate. "No one should Georgetown's weekly will cer ever say that Professor Lydgate tainly undergo a change in con 337-1466 'foams at the mouth.' The editor tent. More attention will be given should have said that Lydgate is things which should-but do not condemned to hell." always-interest students. The news section will carry articles on Customer In addition to Casparini, several the latest apparitions and mira other members of the reconsti- "Bobby," also known to in cles. The feature pages will in timates as "Butch," is 1789's clude the most recent condemna N u m b e r One Customer. tions in both books and the cine H ail i n g from Chicago's ma. The sports pages will urge the North Shore, "Bobby" has students to fast and flagellate in dropped literally oodles at winter and, in spring, to skip the '89, where he learned through thorn bushes and jump in how to eat out. Whenever he telephones for reserva pools of iced water. tions, there is great rejoic L'OSSERVATORE HOYA will ing and clapping of hands not receive its funds through the among management and Student Activities Advisory Board chattels alike. Even so, it on Student Affairs (SAABSA). In has taken "Bobby" six years stead, a collection will be taken to work up to Number One up in Dahlgren Chapel each Sun 1. Wow! What is it? Customer. He started out as day. Those students who do not Occasional C lie n t (3rd contribute will, for their penance, Python LTD. Class), moving up through Asst. Fairly Regular Buyer. be enjoined to labor on the paper's Fully equipped. staff. One other source of revenue will be the Lenten mite boxes given to parochial school children throughout the world. Ray Schroth, S.J., announced that Bishop Casparini would be the intention of this week's Masses in Copley Crypt. 2. What happened to your Viper 3. That's what you said about Mark IV? the Sidewinder Eight. I just cQuldn't identify But a Python is some with that car. thing else. Four-on-the floor, six-barrel carb, console tach ... and what a steal! Goil)9 to Europe"'"'''''"''''"'""''' thiS summer? The Dyane-6 by Citroen. 4. Don't you think you ought to 5. 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(Continued from Page 1) me. I pulled over next to the entered his late model Corvette Marriott and the next thing I parked at the corner of 37th and knew these two loons, one in full It's easy to go there! N. Klein's underlings immediately Arab war dress and the other gave chase. garbed as Paul Bunyan, jumped Meet the young people of Prague. See the Dixon recounted the confronta upon me and said, 'Come with us, historic landmarks: Hradcany Castle, tion with these words: "I was Mr. Hartmann and don't try any Wenceslaus Square, the little Golden Street thing funny!' I was forced to show where Kafka lived, the oldest university In cruising down 34th at about 120 Central Europe. And gorge yourself on them my freshman year ID card on my way to Key Bridge when DEAN KLEIN a feast of all the arts ..• Mediaeval I noticed a bright, polka-dotted before they let me go." to mUlti-media, Baroque and By this time, Hartmann had Rennaissance, Dvorak and rock, Checker cab closing fast. I then a wa terpipe. "Charlie will be frescoes and films. put my car in second gear but the already arrived at Klein's farm brought up for trial in a semester and startled the Dean of Men who Not more than ninety minutes from the ~bI:!~~.""..,u.r~~ Checker was determined to catch or two. He's being treated better farthest point In Europe •.. Prague is ~ had not expected him to make it than most of my prisoners," Klein one of the most exciting capitals In that far. the world today and Bratislava, the mused. romantic capital of Slovakia on the BIAFRA BILL The Dean of Men ordered his A petition to release Hartmann, Danube Is just an hour's drive (Continued from Page 1) bodyguard, Bruce Goral (ColI. signed by every administrator from Vienna. vention's prohibitions a g a ins t '69), to seize Hartmann and lock save the aforementioned Tripp, Group tours from $57 per person him in a pen until he could be was presented to Klein March 25. for 7 days, all Incl. chemical warfare." Visas issued within 48 hours. The move was widely praised by whisked to Copley. Goral accom The Dean of Men ignored it. plished this by hitting the shocked To fill Hartmann's post, Klein Contact your travel agent or write campus personalities. "I wish I for information: had been part of it, but then I Hartmann with a tractor. was searching for someone who Hartmann was driven to his agreed with his positions on key ,------wish I had been part of every I CZECHOSLOVAK TRAVEL BUREAU thing," quipped an anonymous has campus detention center as soon issues. Under consideration are CEDOK as Goral decided he was uncon H.L. Hunt, Strom Thurmond, the I 10 East 40th Street, New York. N.Y. 10016 been politico. "They did us a great I Name: ______service," was Marty Gallagher's scious. The Dean of Students' Rev. R.K. Judge, S.J., and Don I Address: ______comment. "That food was not pre specially equipped closet cell con Casper (ColI. '79). I Clty ______pared as well as our products tains five cartons of instant break Ray Schroth, S.J., announced usually are. Only six lame, blind fast, an autographed picture of that Hartmann's safety would be I State ______Zip _____ Albanians showed up for work that Dr. P. S. Tripp, and a complete the intention of this week's I My travel agent Is: ______day. After all, for $1.01 an hour, Thomas Saltz wardrobe as well as Masses in Copley Crypt. who can expect regular employees? ------They should have come the next day when all we could scrape up were Boer War C-Rations and re This summe.; study a language jects from the Toddle House Chain." Doyle himself expressed extreme pleasure at having solved the Biaf with the world~ ran brouhaha and was considering what new cause he and his crazed liberal cronies could take up. most experienced teachers. Ray Schroth, S.J., announced that poisoned Nigerians would be the intention for this week's Masses in Copley Crypt. I " Two SMALL. 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New York, N.Y. 10019 Thursday, March 27,1969 THE HOJlA PageThirteeD Georgetown University Class Of 1972 Fans Flames; Charter Flight To Europe All students, faculty, and staff are invited to spend Proposes Campus Monarch this summer in Europe ... fly Air France chartered In a surprise move this week ment released to the press im Boeing 707 non-stop to London and Paris. Flight the freshman class voted to estab mediately following the meeting, lish a constitutional monarchy as said that "the King should be a leaves J.F.K. International Airport on June 7th a substitute for the present sys man of foresight, honasty, integ tem of student government at graty, and poyse, able to sence and returns September 9th. Georgetown. the mood of the student body and An open meeting was held at identify with its problems." (sic). Round trip only $185- Gaston Hall to discuss the pro He also said that he would con posal, which had been submitted sider himself available only if he $100 deposit due April 18th by the Freshman Committee on saw a "genuine draft" of his serv Reservations now being taken. For more informa Fun-Things-to-Do, a group formed ices develop within the freshman since the secession from the Yard. class. tion phone 337-3330 ext. 698 (9 a.m. to 5 p.m.) or Debate on the topic lasted 8% It was learned that Buniva, one ext. 475 (7 to 11 p.m.). hours before the measure was time candidate for class president, finally passed by a vote of 3 to 1, has been secretly campaigning for with 743 abstentions. the crown since September. When In favor of the idea were Marty approached by The HOYA he com Marx and Brian Buniva, both of mented, "We feel that the voices the College, and Ralph Camilli, within the freshman class this SFS. The only vote in opposition year, although seemingly diverse Can you fill this stage? was cast by Mark Sitley, former and at times contradictory, have President of the Walsh Area had one call in common-'Viva Buniva!' It has been demonstrated freshman class. Sitley commented, WILL KEENAN "1 don't see much future in the that Georgetown needs me. I am idea at least as far as I'm con at last prepared to carry the torch dent power. After all, that's where cerned." through my career at the Hilltop." it's at, and I want to be where The greatest obstacle to the Brian declined to elaborate on it's happenin', baby!" success of the proposal was fore what individuals constituted the Ellen McCormack, GUNS '72 seen in the difficulty that would be "we" of which he spoke. Other president and the only remaining involved in choosing a Kampus sources indicated that Brian would elected class leader, was also con King. Marx, in a written state- get at least one vote. tacted by The HOYA for com Camilli, another potential mon ment. When asked what she arch, saw the new government as thought of the royal proposal she a brilliant innovation in life at was unable to ,answer because she Georgetown. "Now the students was "unaware of anything like will at last achieve what the ad that. They never tell us nurses ministration has possessed for anything. What we have here is a Are you a Senatorj Congressmanj poetj inter years-power. The King will be failure to communicate." able to articulate the opinions of A majority support for anyone esting nobody? Are you willing to speak for two the students of Georgetown and candidate is not evident at this demonstrate the real power-stu- date, though the ranks are swift hours on NLaw and Campus?n An hour and a half ly aligning themselves and a de- The Chimes on racism in Afghanistan? Fifteen minutes on your cision should soon be reached. The Fixtures WANTED possibility of a dark horse figure last date with a Georgetown nurse? If SOj all you Last month's "Fantastic emerging from the woodwork has Mr. McCooey purchased not been discounted and all the need ,do is complete the coupon below and send the Chimes for 1789 from Four" comic book. Desper- freshmen are casting discriminat- Ted Mack Enterprises. Be fore deciding to go amateur, ately needed to complete ing looks at other notables such it to Mr. Nick Cariello j Chairman of the Gaston they had been featured on set. Contact Bruce or Dan as Will Keenan, who is expected The Lawrence Welk Show . 1 b ffi to make a comeback someday. Lecture Seriesj via campus mail. and had made a guest ap in the CollegIate C u 0 ce Ray Schroth, S.J., announced pearance on Captain on first Copley. Reward that Will Keenan's comeback Kangaroo. 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You can have the Voice delivered right to SUNDAY, MARCH 30 MONDAY, MARCH 30 TUESDAY, APRIL 1 your door-just clip out the coupon below and send it with two copies of the Hoya Rag to our office in Copley. 5 p.m. - 12 p.m. Lockhart Park (by Yankee Stadium) In next month's issue: FREE: Food, Flowers, Incense Ft. Lauderdale, Florida Steve Pisinski on I'The Changing Role of the Modern Jesuit" CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL CANNED HEAT Will Keenan 011 'IThe Freshmen: Why They Are Revolting" MC5 CHUCK BERRY BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD Bruce Bavinger on GRASS ROOTS SUPER SESSION 3 DOG NIGHT I'Charley Impaglia: Man or Superman" special added attradion: TINY TIM ------,The Georgetown Voice Other groups Georgetown University contacted include: Campus Mail CHAMIERS IIOS. BLOOD, SWEAT, & TEAlS IICHH HAVENS TRAFFIC JEFF IECK Name ...... Many more groups to be added. Address TICKETS: 5 DOLLARS EACH DAY. Advance Tickets recommended. Do you have a friend who might like the Voice? ...... TO OR~ER BY MAl L: S~te number of tickets and days desired. Make checks payable to B·K Productions, and mssedall to B·K Productions, Recreation Dept., 212 N. Andrews Ave., Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. Enclose self· Do you have friend who will take it anyway? ...... addre , stamped enveiope. ------______1 Page Fourteen THE HOYA. ~hursday, March 27, 1969 .-____ MONDAYTHRUSATURDAY ____..... Coach-Sociologist Magee B.B. KING Lauds Boring Bus Trips PLUS UNCLE DIRTY (Continued from Page 16) "and actually we have an obli Driesell at Maryland and tell him COMING MAR. 31-RICHIE HAVENS it's just my philosophy. I think gation to do it. Smart people that we won't be playing them Georgetown should only play shouldn't associate too much with anymore. I don't think it's right COMING APRIL 7-TOM PAXTON dumb people and especially not on for him to recruit all these local schools whose academic standards 34th & M Stl. are like ours. So what I'm doing the basketball floor. It's a scientific high school boys and use them Georgetown is adjusting the schedule to its fact that their brains are smaller against us. I've never done that Res. 337-3389 proper level, dig?" than ours and besides, 99 percent against them before." "It's only fair," Magee asserted, of them can't obey the law. Would you want your sister to marry a Recruiting certainly r a i s e s a dumb basketball player?" Magee's temper. "If we only had TOMMIE Magee, whose face was redden enough money, we could do so ,.:N'~:~~~~~ ing a bit, went on and on, "You ... .::. (Continued from Page 16) many things," he declared. "Last -;;,) know I tried to schedule Oxford secluded nook of the Georgetown College of England this year, but year they'd only let me go out Archives Building. "I know it's they couldn't play for two rea recruiting for a week. What can rather awkward for you press sons. First of all, they don't have you do in a week? I went after people," he apologized, "but with a team. I really didn't think that a couple of prospects down in all the turbulence around the gym was much of an excuse. It was lately, I wanted to keep low for only when they told me that we 'the Bahamas, but I never could a while. You don't know whom couldn't take a bus there for the get to the boys I wanted to see you can trust nowadays especially game that I decided we'd have to in Las Vegas, Lake Tahoe, and with Col. Sigholtz on the loose. forget Oxford. I'm a firm believer And then with these forfeits, I Acapulco. The athletic department in bus travel. I think that a long, said something about the budget, was afraid that some people boring bus ride really relaxes a wouldn't understand. I really do team before a big ball game." but 1 don't understand it. There like my job and I love Georgetown "You'll have to excuse me now," are a lot of things that confuse like everyone says you shOUld." said Magee. "I have to call Lefty me around here." Nolan made it clear that he was not completely discouraged about the upcoming season. "Just say NO SI&N OUT fRONT BUT.oo that I'm cautiously pessimistic," he said. I expect several victories. We should have close to a .500 INSIDEOQe record now that I've gotten rid of the good teams." Nolan revealed that he had been ..tF$'EI.LOWSHtP rI'O' talking to Hoya basketball coach nA ~I Jack Magee recently. "What a philosopher that man is," Nolan UI1nCI~G -k~;: :DS I~II gulped. "Oh, and he's such a radi cal. He was the one who suggested upsta irs :IMPORTeD ~ Do"~e.. 'uo BEER the forfeits to me. Mr. Magee says that he knows of some good Little tues.~sun. to the IN SOUND of ,. League teams which Georgetown might schedule, and I told him that ~_ COI?EY +thl CI?USAO£ I was interested. What a crowd there would be at the Lower Field if we played a Little League ··-BRJCKSKl:IlrER team, and I bet those kids' parents 1525 2.2...... st NoW 293- 1885 wouldn't drink either." Even the might of the military can't protect you if you're not careful how you use Hai Karate® After Shave and Cologne. One whiff and females get that "make love not war" look in their iii eyes. So to maintain military discipline and keep your uniform The Classics Department intact, we put instructions on self-defense in every package. Just in case it comes down to hand-to-hand combat. A step back in the right direction Hai Karate-be careful how you use it. I~ 'j" , I Thl1rsday March 27, 1969 THE DOrA. Page Fifteen ,--' ' IC' ~ch Leaves HiUtop I.t. Former~2~~~~ Hoya track coach SteveR~~!!, people to enter fu'~50~O~!U~ the underworld 'i!~~~~'~~'riantraining policies, was elated with Ii Benedek has been named director every year has really ~urt .our his new job. "I am very happy to ,t:. of Operations of the Rocket Room business. It's all very dlsturbmg. take it," he said. "The Rocket • a Well-known Washington disco~ We just had to do something to Room has promised to give me ,i theque. In announcing Benedek's improve our image, and that's why the power and to let me use my I apPOintment, Safety First, mana- we've contracted Mr. Benedek. training methods there. I know '~' ger of the establishment, stated First elaborated, "Mr. Benedek that we have the potential. i th~t the Rocket Room was suf- comes to us with a tough guy Benedek was quite blunt in de- fermg from image problems. image, and we certainly like his scribing his workouts for Rocket I "I'm sorry to say it, but that's attitude. The Rocket Room needs Room goers. "There will be dis , . correct," First lamented. "It someone who can restore law and cipline, discipline, discipline," he I se~ms that our place has gotten order and bring back the glory repeated over and over. "I will . qUIte an unsavory reputation. dayS of the discotheques." tell each dancer exactly what to J That study which revealed that Benedek, who was recently fired do and how to do it. They must ' dance halls such as ours have from his Georgetown coaching po- listen to their director of opera tions, If one of the boys or girls J j CA REER S- CHAL LE NCE are~mno~r sloughing :~~i~o:if::~/ off'." b:!~ ;~~ Women's Basketball Coach Bob Holder and his fiancee Scarlet f - Benedek explained, "This is ne- McMonagle have enraged the Hoyettes with their recent public · at cessary if the Rocket Room is to displays of affections. be a champion. The people there 1 must punish their bodies. It is not enough for them to dream; they 1 must work. I know that some will Girl's Cage Scandal SEA-LANU SERVICE say that the director of operations should be pleasant and nice. But Sea·Land is a growing company, and we welcome tal· if the people aren't performing Hits Hustling Holder ented young men to grow with us. right, I will have to be mean and Twelve years ago. Sea·Land developed a new and dif· crack the whip." by O. J. O'Donnell told of Holder's terrible temper ferent concept in the door·to·door pickup and delivery of The former Hoya track coach Open hostility and bitterness at practice. "He .used to throw freight. Today, Sea· Land operates the world's largest feels very strongly towards his have developed between the mem chairs at us," she wept. "And after bers of the Georgetown women's every game whether we lost or trailership fleet, supported a highway container fleet of new mission. "I love the Rocket Room very much," he affirms, basketball team and their coaches, won," she went on, "Mr. Holder more than 27.000 computer controlled trailers servicing Bob Holder. Berlynn Wall, team would verbally berate each and 30 ports in the United States, Caribbean Islands, Europe, "and I want to do what is best for it. I feel that we are all part of a spokesman, has accused Holder .of every one of us. Even Coach Okinawa, Philippines and Japan. team, and it is my job to make blatant indiscretions which have Benedek thought Mr. Holder was The future offers boundless challenging opportunities to them produce. I will drive every undermined the squad's morale and too extreme." caused the disappointing Hoyette Holder was not in the least those who select transportation as a career. one in that place to become the best. But they must listen to me. performance this year. "Every apologetic for his b e h a v i 0 r. To keep pace with our rapid expansion, we are seeking A top dancer has to dedicate him thing was all right until he came "Caused quite a stir, didn't I?", dynamic college graduates with majors in liberal arts or self to his director of operations. along," Miss Wall said. The girls asked Holder. "Well, I'm glad, business to join our Management Training Program. Oppor· I guarantee that if the patrons of have had it with that wolf." damned glad'; we were supposed to tunlties exist to join us in sales, truck or marine operations the Rocket Room dedicate them The Hoyettes have presented a be a team and the players were long list of grievances to newly and administration with selected individuals also going into selves to my training system and supposed to love their coach. But coaching, the Rocket Room will named Athletic Director Joseph I can honestly say that some of the areas of accounting, maintenance. traffic (pricing), and Jeffs. They accuse Holder of tak those gypsies weren't putting out electronic data processing. become the champion discotheque of the country. We'll even be bet ing advantage of his coaching po for me. Everything that I did was ter than Villanova." sition to further his social life. necessary for the spirit of the Our recruiter will be on campus "We have a saying on our team," team. Those girls who did not have Miss Wall said, "'be nice to the the right spirit needed to be taught In the near future ogre early in the year or forget a lesson." it'." "The only girls who got to Scarlet McMonagle, a former If unable to attend interview, submit your play were the ones wh.o would go Hoyette and now Holder'S fiancee, resume to PERSONNEL DIRECTOR, out with him," Miss Wall asserted. agreed with the Hoyette coach. "He wanted dates practically every "Bobby's right," she said, "the SEA-LAND night of the week not only for girl s exaggerated everything. SERVICE, INC. himself but for his awful friends." They're just jealous because I am Another player, Flo r e n c e getting married and they're not." p. O. Box 1050, Elizabeth, N. J. 07207 Michael J. O'Leary ("Moose") Kluzewski, complained Acting Athletic Director Jeffs An equal opportunity employer Enemy that Holder violated the team's is not so sure. "My department You k now you're in trust in him when he gave Sports plans to launch a full scale investi trouble when one of 1789's Information Director Bill Taylor gation into the matter," he de cheerful bouncers (except the heights and weights of all the clared. "I have asked football for Mother McFarland) an girls. "He told me that I needed coach Mush Dubofsky and athletic nounces he is ushering you some more weight if I expected to department secretary Betty Under to the Mike O'Leary table in play forward," Miss Kluzewski said wood to head a special commission the Tombs, for the Mike O'Leary table is not even in bitterly, "so I put on 20 pounds which will examine every aspect the Tombs but in the court and then he embarrassed me by of this most serious problem. Per yard of SDS house next publishing my weight. Oh, how I'd sonally, I'm confused about every door, home of all 1789's vic like to give him an elbow under thing, but I understand that's com tims, Mike has not casually the boards." mon procedure around here. inherited the position of Spanish-born Conchita O'Brien There's no worry, though. The chi e f campus '89-baiter commission will have its recom though. He had to fight off competition as fierce as mendations submitted by Christ Suds Lydgate and Ray Furniture Apartments mas of this year and the Athletic Schroth, S.J. Mike is a na Board wil have everything re tive of Oregon and previ Large apartment development solved by 1972." ously ran Maurine Neu selling all model and furnished berger out of the U.S. Sen apartment furniture. Can pur ate-so McCooey should be chase apartment or individual JOLLY JOE an easy target. pieces at tremendous savings. (Continued from Page 16) Like-new condition. Board could think of anyone who Selling everything. would be foolish enough to take the post. So for three days, the Call Residence Manager Board members sat in total si Suitland Manor Apartments lence. Finally, someone nominated 420-4455 Marv Throneberry for the job, but il. __ this met vociferous opposition from Pierce O'Donnell. After call ing the Board an "impotent flop," O'Donnell then nominated him self for athletic director. -----, The Board took a vote but found itself deadlocked with four members for Throneberry, four I auto 0 j I.J' for O'Donnell, and three men un conscious. After the deadlocked vote, no one knew what to do. It was only when Jeffs happened by leurOP.e~i INil the meeting room that the Board was again roused from its slum STUDENT/FACULTV GRANT Program 1 11 ber, O'Donnell spotted Jeffs walk Special rates in European overseas travel ~ 1 ing on his hands and asked him for purchase, lease, & rental of cars. For :: whether he would mind becoming I detailS and brochure write: University ~ ~ j athletic director until the end of Grant Dept., Auto Europe, 1270 Second ~ :I;; the year. Jeffs replied, "Sure, why Avenue, New York, New York 10021. Z Colonel Sigholtz Fired; \1 Jeffs Made Successor by Ourtis E. LeAlay sort of decided to fire Col. Sigholtz mains unworned by Sigholtz I In a surprise move yesterday, and replace him with Mr. Joseph threats. "I have Pierce O'Donnell, ) the Georgetown Athletic Board Jeffs. Col. Sigholtz was given one the rifle team, and the George appointed Mr. Joseph Jeffs, former month's severance pay on his re town SDS on my side," he noted. University librarian, as acting lease. We hope that our decision It was learned (not from the , athletic director, replacing Col. will hold for a few months." Athletic Board, of course) that Robert Sigholtz who was fired Col. Sigholtz was reached for Jeffs was a compromise choice for after he and some of his Army comment while he was preparing athletic director. buddies staged a bloody com military strategy with some of his At first, no one on the Athletic • mando raid on McDonough Gym friends at the Pentagon. "They're (Continued on Page 15) last week. not going to do this to me," he Sigholtz's army was beaten back vowed. "I'll get my job back if I by one of Mrs. Paramskas' gym have to bomb that gym back to classes and by baseball coach Tom the Stone Age. I'll show them who Hoyas Forfeit Nolan who flailed away with base the idiot is." However, Sigholtz ball bats in both hands. Fortu did admit that a few things went nately, there were no serious in wrong under his reign as athletic 5 Ball Games juries although basketball coach director. Jack Magee bumped his head as He said, "Listen, I know that I he dived beneath his office desk. might have made a few mistakes To Tough Foes Sigholtz acted after his office in judgment while I was running by Ron Swoboda Colonel Sigholtz has promised violent measures if he is not reinstated was besieged and taken over by a the show. I realize now that clos Georgetown baseball coach Tom as Athletic Director. mass protest formed by members ing down all the athletic fields on Nolan has decided to forfeit the of the football, track, basketball, campus and surrounding them Hoyas' games to Maryland, Syra- i baseball, rugby, and lacrosse with barbed wire and armed cuse, Fordham, George Washing teams. Also taking part in the guards wasn't so smart, but I was ton, and Navy even before the Magee Drums Up demonstration were Mr. Raymond afraid those kids would ruin the season has begun. "It was a hard ' ("Pebbles") Medley, Mrs. Param grass. Now that I think about it, deciSion, believe me, it was hard," skas, and the Colonel's wife. The letting that circus use McDonough Nolan stated, "but I'm tired of group claimed that Sigholtz was Gym was ill-advised also. Damned losing baseball games by football New Opponents not their friend. Mr. Medley kept if they didn't wreck the floor. All scores and so are my players. I I saying, "That man is an idiot." the pressure just got to me, I figured that the boys would do The Rev. Royden B. Davis, guess. But you don't know what by Alargaret Alagee to play all kinds of teams-junior better to rest on those game days chairman of the Athletic Board, it is to be working with so many rather than stay out so long in The Georgetown athletic depart high school teams, YMCA teams, released this statement to the kooky people. I'm not going to be the hot sun." ment unveiled the 1969-70 Hoya the Potomac Boat Club, and may press concerning the disturbance: made a fool of because of them. Nolan admitted that personal basketball schedule yesterday. be even the Hoyettes. "After seven straight days of If I'm not back in that office by Next year's slate promises to be reasons did influence his decision. "I know what same people are closed-door sessions, the Athletic Monday, I'm going to get all my "1 was through when that nitwit one of the most unusual in Hilltop thinking," Magee remarked. "They Board has finally reached a tenta Army friends together and we'll history. Boston College, St. John's, hit me on the head with a beer say that I'm watering down the tive decision concerning the mis show Georgetown what a real mil can when I was bringing in my George Washington, Holy Cross, schedule. Well, I am not, I am not, understanding between Col. Sig itary solution is." Columbia, and Fordham have all eighth pitcher against Maryland and I am not. I'm not negative; holtz and everyone concerned with Acting Athletic Director Jeffs one day last spring. Listen, I'm been dropped. But taking their (Continued on Page 14) Georgetown athletics. We have will not be intimidated. He re- place and appearing for the first the first one to stand up for fan time in McDonough Gym will be enthusiasm, but I will not tolerate Transylvania College, Gallaudet, beer cans on the field or, for that " the Home of the Blind Basketball Coach Grows Long Hair matter, beer cups either." Five, East Cupcake New Jersey Nolan related one particularly State, and Okeefenokee A&M. embarraSSing incident that hap The Hoyas plan to travel more pened to his team last year. "I " extensively, too. A western road Magee To Remain At GU had a young boy in left field," he trip is on tap with stops at Wahoo began, "and our team was way College in Nebraska, Portland Uni by Richard J. DaZey on next year's schedule. Now get him alone?" down as usual so the fans started \' versity, and Denver University. out of here." Tiny Tim, Bob Cousy, and Danny throwing beer cups at the kid. By , Hoya basketball coach Jack the seventh inning, the place was ',I The latter two opponents, sporting Magee has denied all rumors that After the meeting, assistant the Red were unable to attend a combined 4-44 record this year, coach Bob Reese remarked to the function, but all sent tele a mess of beer cups. Well, some I he will be leaving the Hilltop for guy on the other team hit a' II raised some skeptical eyebrows, the position of director of the black newsmen, "Gee, he sure handled grams of support for Magee. Ath but Hoya coach Jack Magee quick that well, didn't he? You know letic Director Jack Hagerty also smash down the left field line and J studies program at San Francisco our boy went over to field it. ' ly explained everything to the State College. Magee was also when Jack's face was turning red, got into the act. He announced Doubting Thomases. he looked just like Davie Eisen plans to hold a testimonial dinner Except he couldn't find the ball in ' rumored to have been offered a the midst of all the paper cups. "It's all part of my five year mascot job on SFS's basketball hower. Jack's really been prac for Magee at the Hippie Inn. It plan to bring an undefeated record ticing that bland and mediocre was reported that at the dinner The kid was so nervous that he team in addition to his director picked up a paper cup and threw to Georgetown and break this ship duties. "We're looking for a look" Magee will discuss the Hoya's ridiCUlous string of .500 seasons," new offense for next year-all five it back to the infield." guy with a good disposition who Coach Reese added that Magee Nolan was interviewed in a Magee declared. The Hoya mentor can really keep our players loose," was especially heartened by the players will operate only on the continued, "1 got the idea from said Paxton Lumpkin, coach of the spontaneous demonstration of sup left side of the court. (Continued on Page 14) an athletic director friend of mine SFS five. port organized last week by who won the MVP award one However, it appears that Lump Georgetown students and Magee's year for arranging his team's kin is not going to get George friends. "I think they might have basketball schedule. And if you town's smiling Jack Magee for even overdone it a bit," Reese in think this year's schedule is any his mascot. During a tense press terjected. "The next day Jack thing, wait till next year. I want conference in his office, Magee came down here saying that he barked, "I'm happy here at George was going to let his hair grow town where I know I'm wanted long." and loved. You newspaper guys The demonstration idea was are all out to get me, aren't you? conceived of by one of Magee's You think you have all the an former players, gu~d Bernie swers. Well, this boy put one over White. "Mr. Magee isn't appreci on you this time. It just shows how ated enough around here," White naive you are. I bet you chUCkle said, "and I was afraid that we heads don't even know that there might lose him. I don't know what is a communist conspiracy in this Georgetown would ever do if we country." stopped getting all the local high Magee, who recently won the school talent coach Magee has re j M-r. Eleanor Roosevelt award pre cruited." sented annually to that person The demonstration was held in who best promotes the liberal tra the athletic cage of McDonough dition, explained that he was in Gym. Pickett Magee, nephew of deed in California a couple of coach Magee and a member of the weeks ago but not for the purpose Georgetown SDS, together with of visiting SFS. "I was down in beat poet Allen Ginsberg, led the Palm Springs on a recruiting trip," group in chanting, "We Yove You, he said sullenly. "Then I went up Jack" Ginsberg cooed to reporters, to Frisco to get a plane for the "Jack and I have been close South Pacific. I heard that some friends for a long time and he's South Sea islanders were forming such a fan of my poetry. Then I Basketball Coach Jack Magee (left) is barely recognizable with hi! a basketball team, and I thought heard about this awful rumor. long hair, beard, and new set of threads. Georgetown students seen PICKETT MAGEE that we might be able to get them Why can't you nasty boys leave to have mixed emotions about Magee's "now" look.