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Happy Birthday, Dr. Tripp! Vol. LIT, No. 20 GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY, WASHINGTON, D.C. Thursday, March 27,1969 Slash In Tuition 'Clearly Inevitable' Protests Scheduled Agnew Refuses To Oppose Break With GD Tradition Anonymity Of by Tom Conway Brushing tears away from his GU Presidency eyes, Academic Vice-President the by Marvin Mandel Rev. Thomas R. Fitzgerald, S.J., Despite last minute pressure announced that tuition was being from President Nixon, Vice Presi cut sharply for the 1969-70 aca dent Agnew rejected the presi demic year. "It is my sad duty to dency of Georgetown University report that there will be a reduc tion of some $1,000 in costs and when it was offered to him in fees for all students next year," January. It was a disappointed Ftizgerald revealed to a packed Board of Directors which event press conference "The reduction ually offered the post to the Rev. will be made possible by a com Robert J. l-'Ienle, S.J. plete reorganization of various Third choice on the Board's University offices. I somehow "Big Three" was Georgetown's feel Ge!,)rgetown will no longer be own Dr. Philip Tripp, a relative Georgetown." Before Fitzgerald newcomer to the campus scene as was carried away, his emotions no vice president for stUdent develop longer containable, StUdent Body ment. President J. Groggin Clark (ColI. The number two and three '70) explained the exact nature of choices were kept as closely Fr. Fitzgerald, nonnally a staid man of the cloth, Is reduced to a mass of jumbled emotions only on the eC0nomies. guarded secrets in the Don Casper rare occasions. HOTA ~meras caught The Silver Fox first when he thought tuition would go up (left) "The cafeteria will be closed Crypt until their public revela and then when he learned the truth--down it would go (right). effectively immediately. .. We tion this week in the Washington realize that no one eats there any Merry-Go-Round column written way and that a considerable by Drew Pearson. Klein Tripps Hartmann amount of money could be saved The nationally - syndicated col by just abandoning the whole idea umnist reported that the Vice of making students consume that President turned down the George (Continued on Page 9) town post because he did "not Dean Of Students Arrested desire the anonymity of a uni verSity presidency." by Paul Laverloony placed under arrest Dean of Stu customed to Klein's eccentric pros Agnew is quoted as saying, The long-standing dispute over dents Charles Hartmann. ecution tactics, agreed to the re "There is just no excitement on division of authority in the Stu In an exclusive meeting with a quest. college campuses today. I want to dent Personnel Office seemed reporter from the Voice (the Dean Klein then radioed his two op be where the action is and it headed for solution last week as of Men does not grant interviews eratives in 1789 to follow and (Continued on page 10) Dean of Men Edward R. Klein Jr. to The HOYA) , Klein revealed capture the driver of a late model that Hartmann was under con Corvette (the type of car the Dean stant surveillance by Klein aide of Students drives) leaving from R. K. Judge, S.J., on the third the vicinity of 37th and N (the BiafraBill's Raid floor of Copley Hall in a maxi area near Hartmann's home). mum-security maid's closet. Since it was 5:57 a.m. on a Satur Klein explained his reasons for day, Klein presumed his agents the action taken against his form would have little trouble. er colleague. Klein noted, "Ever However, at precisely 6 a.m., Ravages Cafeteria since Charlie Hartmann arrived Director for Student Activities here some months ago, I have by Tom Donoghue begin with," Doyle claimed, "and Robert J. Dixon headed for his been suspicious of him . I de home in Arlington after an ex Disciplinary measures are "not the aging in transport should make cided in September when it be it positively lethal. After the tended dinner party at 1789. Dixon being contemplated at this time" came clear that he intended to (Continued on page 12) BOOKIE JEFFS according to Dean of Students Nigerians begin dropping like flies, undo all that I had accomplished Charles Hartmann in the case of a Biafran victory is assured. that something must be done ... the 15 crazed liberals who seized We are still working with the I ordered Hoya Station to begin control of the cafeteria March 21. Law School about whether or not watching his mail. With the aid of Senate Filibuster Busts The action came as a dramatic this ploy violates the Geneva Con- one of my more gifted finks, I new gesture in the drive of the (Continued on page 12) received lists of all sorts of mys Committee To Aid Starving Biaf terious packages coming in for rans. Chairman Bill Doyle (ColI. Charlie. I quickly put zero and Tripp Trip To England '72) explained that the point of zero together and deduced that by Susan B. Mooney most brazen political stunt of the mid-afternoon raid, in which he was engaging in illegal drug Sen. Everett Dirksen (R.-IlU Dirksen's career." The London Doyle's storm troopers (so helpful traffic. I had long since been announced that he was withdraw Times fumed, "It is sad tha t in the recent freshman revolution) aware that D.C. law on this mat ing the name of Philip Tripp as America thinks so little of us." gathered up every single bit of ter was too liberal so I contem ambassador to Great Britain. The Only the Chicago Tribune edi food in the establishment as the plated some subtle way of incar cloture vote to end the lengthy torialized in favor of the appoint dumbfounded workers stood by, cerating Charlie." Klein continued filibuster failed disastrously with ment. "We've never heard of was not to disrupt the cafeteria by saying, (( Omnes adminestra two in favor, 90 opposed, and Tripp but really does it matter ("who would notice?" as Doyle tores in tres partes divisi . ." eight abstentions (among the ab who we send to minister to those put it), but to secure enough The Voice reporter implied that stainers being Eugene McCarthy debauched com-symp Anglicans foodstuffs to push the starving there was a noticeable gleam in who has abstained on every roll ... ? If Ev wants it, we want it." Biafrans to victory. the Dean of Men's eye as he call this session). Patsy Rueckel, dean of women, Doyle quickly e tIl p has i zed, brought out the charts and maps Dirksen had only introduced the led 70 clamoring GU administra though, that the food was not in upon which he had his plans Tripp nomination as a sop to the tors to the Senate hearings on the tended for the Biafrans. "Oh, drawn up for Hartmann's abduc high-pressure Georgetown lobby Tripp nomination. "We plead with goodness no, that would defeat tion. Klein proceeded to relate the which has been pleading with the you to take him," Rueckel im the whole purpose of the move incident. federal government to appoint plored in vain. ment! Could you imagine how a Klein phoned Hartmann on the Tripp to something. Dirksen gave After this defeat, the Adminis starving Biafran would react to morning of March 22 and asked in when one of his constituents, tration was pressuring Tripp to caf food?" him to drive to the Dean of Men's Robert J. Dixon of Glenview, accept a post as fashion columnist After plaCing all the steaks, farm near Dulles Airport for an threatened to withhold financial for the Anchorage Daily Wahoo. salads, rolls, spaghetti, hominy emergency diScipline board meet support from Dirksen's future Ray Schroth, S.J., announced grits and whatever into sealed ing on the fate of a stUdent ac campaign. that the Anchorage Daily Wahoo containers it was shipped to Ni CUsed of poisoning one of Klein's The New York Times con would be the intention of this geria. "The food is bad enough to BIAFRA BILL chickens. Hartmann, long since ac- demned the selection as "the week's Masses in Copley Crpyt. " Page Two. THE BOrA. Thursday, March 27, 1969 ON OTHER CAMPUSES The Rev. Theodore M. Hesburgh (who bears no physical resemblance to Richard Nixon) has been basking in the glory resultant from his now-famous "15 minutes and out" method to handle college disrupters and is considering a nationwide speaking tour, according to the Notre Dame Gipper. The newly appointed head of the Human Rights Commission and campus disciplinarian, the Notre Dame Richard McCooey has always dressed as if he were Yard preSident, president was quoted as saying at a speech in Paramus, New but last week he saw the light and donned the garb Df a shy but Jersey, "Anybody can say anything they want in an academic sturdy missionary. community, but if any of those commie-simp-pinko-faggots disagree with me, they won't stay in South Bend very long." Mission Impossible Your Serve The University of Mississippi• Token reports this week about The Chemise an almost disastrous appearance on campus by Joseph Alioto, Lacoste erstwhile mayor of San Francisco. The Mayor had barely Beckons McCooey by A. J. Inglese new home in his Lear jet some begun his scheduled lecture, "The Immaculate Conception Your game is sure to and the Modern Campus," when he was overwhelmed by Mr. Richard J. McCooey has an time in May ("The weather is nounced that he is selling 1789 just right then").