A Complete Guide to Allah
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A Complete Guide to Allah (Bismi Allah) By Abul Kasem September 2009 Abul Kasem is an Bengali freethinker and is a teacher by profession. He has contributed in Leaving Islam - Apostates Speak Out and Beyond Jihad - Critical Voices from Inside. He has also written extensively on Islam in various websites and is the author of several e-Books including. Mr. Kasem leaves in Sydney, Australia. His latest contribution is in the book Why We left Islam, edited by Susan Crimp et al. He can be contacted at [email protected] and [email protected] OTHER E‐BOOKS BY ABUL KASEM: Women in Islam-an Exegesis Sex and Sexuality in Islam Root of Terrorism-Islamic Style Who Authored the Qur’an Islamic Voodoos Table of Contents TABLE OF CONTENTS I ABSTRACT VI INTRODUCTION VI CHAPTER 1:ALLAH IS ANTHROPOMORPHIC 9 Allah is for real 9 Allah is human-shaped; He looks like Adam 13 Allah has arms, legs and ears, but the idols do not have them 15 Allah’s two hands are outstretched 21 Allah’s hand holds the balance of justice 22 Allah has shin 23 Allah has a very noble, handsome face 23 Allah shows His face only to the dead Muslims; the unbelievers will not see His face 24 Allah speaks like a human 25 Allah had talked face to face to a jihadist 27 Allah is seated on a Throne with His angels guarding Him 30 Like a security guard, Allah watched Muhammad, Noah, and other Prophets 31 Witnessing a physical Allah is as certain as the observation of the sun and the moon 32 CHAPTER 2: WHO IS ALLAH? 35 A brief history of Allah 36 The daughters of Allah 39 Allah frequently changes His residence 45 During Moses’ time Allah lived in a cave 47 Allah is a country–destroyer; He loves to dwell in cities 47 Allah has competitors—other creators compete with Him 47 Allah is a King 48 Allah is a Bachelor 48 Allah bestowed children to Satan, but not to Himself 49 Allah does not have the personality of a weak female, He is a male 49 Allah has His signs (insignia) on earth: they are Safwa and Marwa 49 Allah will give tongue and eyes to Ka’ba 50 The Pagans of Mecca knew Allah very well 52 Allah frequently changes His name, only Muhammad was allowed to change Allah’s name 55 Allah loves to be known as a deity (god or goddess) 56 In the beginning Muhammad was not sure of his Allah 57 CHAPTER 3: ALLAH’S LIKES AND DISLIKES 59 Allah has human-like tastes 59 Allah does not like any challenges 59 Allah does not like the tolling of bells and music 61 Musical instruments 62 Singing 63 Dancing 63 Allah likes perfume 63 i Allah loves mosque-building 64 Allah loves to frighten the believers 66 Allah is extremely self-conscious; just like a child He praises Himself 67 Allah loves blind believers He feels pleased and comfortable with them 69 Allah does not like questions about Him 70 Allah does not like a woman who refuses to have sex with her husband 72 Allah likes Muslims who beat their wives and treat them as domestic animals 74 Allah hates the private parts of His believers, especially Muslimahs’ private parts 79 Allah likes Muslims who sexually molest small child-girls 80 Allah will not look at those who trail their garments 81 Allah loves to terrorize infidels 81 Allah loves bad breath of Muslims 82 Allah loves to see His believers (Muslims) fall ill and suffer torment, except when the Muslims kill non-Muslims 82 Allah curses poets except those who praise Him and Muhammad 83 Allah likes the Arabian people; He sent Qur’an to them 84 Allah loves to curse the Jews and the Christians 84 Allah likes dirty feet and unkempt hair 85 Allah likes Muslims with long, hanging hair 86 Allah loves to behead and burn people 87 Allah loves to kill apostates; He is scared of them 87 Allah loves pebbles and stones, especially odd numbers of them; they are His mercy 89 Allah loves to inflict cruelty to animals and shed their blood 90 Allah hates kings 92 Allah loves illiteracy and poverty; He hates education and prosperity 93 Allah does not want to fight by himself but loves those who fight for Him 94 Allah likes memorization without understanding 95 Allah likes to brand kafirs on their noses 96 Allah does not like agriculture; He prefers plundering as His profession 96 Allah loves Muslims who, ignoring the sensitivity of their wives engages in sex with their sex-slaves 98 CHAPTER 4: ALLAH’S EXECUTIVE OFFICE 99 Allah has an office 99 Allah has a Throne; sitting there, Allah watches and manages the affairs of the earth 99 Allah’s Executive office (Throne) is over water and it has a title 103 While Allah sits on His Throne, His angels sit on their chairs 103 Allah’s Throne shakes at the death of diehard jihadists 105 The sun takes rest under Allah’s Throne 105 Allah conducts site visits; He performs His yearly site tour on earth 106 Allah’s official transport is a Buraq; He does not ride it, only Muhammad rode it 107 The angels are Allah’s assistants; they surround Allah’s Throne, ready for service at His beck and call 108 In Allah’s executive office Angels’ beat their wings in His obedience 109 Allah keeps records in a book of all events, even the records of all Islamic divorces 110 Allah has His own official seal 113 Allah writes His Laws with His own Hands 114 Angels write with pens Allah’s instructions 115 In His Executive Office, Allah uses a balance to judge people 116 Allah has an assistant (Muhammad) who metes out Allah’s justice. 117 Allah has a gigantic floodlight to light the entire earth 120 CHAPTER 5: ALLAH’S TEMPERAMENT 121 Allah approves of telling lies 121 When Muhammad was weak, Allah was scared of the idolaters 124 Allah loves to frighten and terrorize infidels; Allah is a terrorist 124 Allah gets sadistic satisfaction by feeding infidels with the fruit of Zaqqum tree 126 Allah is stingy in bestowing His bounty to His slaves 127 ii Allah loves commitment of adultery by His slaves (Muslims) 127 Allah does not forgive so easily 128 Allah forgives His killer apostles but He kills the homosexuals 130 Allah will not spend for you if at first you do not spend for Him 132 Allah is pleased when a Muslim commits a sin 133 Allah does not like this world, a dead donkey is more important to Him 134 Allah has an infantile temper, he is furious and raises tantrum if you do not pray or praise Him 135 If you anger Muhammad, you will become childless; you will have no descendants 136 Allah does not like laugh, He prefers smiles 136 Allah loves to curse, plot and avenge; Allah is an efficient schemer 137 Allah is offended when one claims Muhammad was a mad man 138 Allah does not like His creatures to enjoy this world, He prefers them to die and take pleasure in the next world 138 Ridicule Hijab or a Muslim and you ridicule Allah 139 Ruling Concerning Ridiculing a Woman who wears the Proper Hijab and Covers Her Face 140 Allah judges a person by his name 141 Allah is hungry for love from human beings, He is very jealous with love 142 CHAPTER 6: ALLAH IS AMORPHOUS 145 Allah is light, similar to a lamp 145 Allah is everywhere 148 Allah is not visible, if you want to see Allah you will not succeed, you will be a sinner 149 Allah is right in front of you, when you pray 150 The invisible Allah watches His slaves 151 Eclipses are signs of Allah 153 Allah is shapeless; Gabriel is not 153 Only Muhammad could see Allah’s angel Gabriel; none else could 154 Allah could transform Himself into human limbs 157 Muhammad never saw Allah, he only saw Allah in his heart 157 Allah wears a veil, only the Muslims will see Allah 158 CHAPTER 7: ALLAH’S COUNTENANCE 161 Allah likes the finest names 161 Allah looks like Adam 162 Allah looks like a King 162 Jesus is the word and spirit of Allah; Allah looks like Jesus 163 Allah wears a hijab, He speaks from behind a veil 164 Arabs are the chosen people of Allah; Allah resembles an Arab 165 Allah looks like a deity 165 Allah speaks Hebrew 166 Dajjal is one-eyed, Allah is not (Allah has two eyes) 167 Allah’s eyes are not like two floating grapes; Dajjal’s eyes are 167 Allah is not hidden from us; He is fire; worship Him if you do not want to be touched by fire 168 Allah has a sleepless-face, he does not sleep; He likes insomniacs 168 Allah’s countenance will be visible as clearly as the sun or the moon 170 Allah will show His face only after your death 171 CHAPTER 8: ALLAH IS DICTATORIAL, RACIST, AND MISOGYNIST 173 Allah is a white Arab supremacist 173 Allah made the white Quraysh Arabs the best of His creation 176 Allah is a white supremacist; He does not like black faces; He likes white faces 177 Allah had created Muhammad to be the best of His creations 178 Allah is the owner of the heavens and the earth; He is adamant on establishing His dictatorship 179 Allah makes His own laws 180 Allah demands fear from His believers 180 Like a supreme dictator, Allah dissolves treaties at will 181 Allah grabs by force lands of the unbelievers (non-Muslims) 182 Allah loves to destroy infidels (non-Muslims) 182 iii Allah accepts only Islam as His religion; other religions are invalid 184 Allah takes revenge through Muhammad 189 Allah will maim you if you forget the Qur’an 189 Sunnah (Muhammad’s words and actions) is from Allah 190 Allah is a male chauvinist dictator 190 Allah’s misogyny nature has no bounds 191 CHAPTER 9: ALLAH’S ACTIVITIES 199 Allah has His daily activities 199 Allah is an employer of His messengers; Muhammad received his wages from Allah 200 Allah conducts trumpet playing 200 Allah contracts human beings to build Ka’ba; He could not build it Himself 201 Allah is a debtor; He borrows money from the believers (Muslims) 201 Allah is a banker; believers can loan money to Allah,