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Growing Gallery Art Museum Expansion to Alter Storke Plaza ■ Design Intended to Increase Space, Visibility “More and more people will By Yier Shi have to walk through this area to Reporter get to the UCen,” said Sharon Major, museum public relations In an attempt to open up the coordinator. “We want to take University Art Museum to more advantage of that fact and create students, the facility will begin a a gathering place for the students $1.8 million renovation project outside of the museum. I would in June of next year. like to see musical events and A conceptual design to add a night events occurring in our new public entrance at the mu­ new eourt.” seum’s east wall and create a cir­ The new entrance will feature cular plaza adjacent to the UCen a winding steel colonnade that and Storke Plaza has been ap­ will glow at night with lighting proved by the Campus Planning from the ground. Committee and is slated for The museum’s interior will completion by March 1998. also undergo reconstruction in Facility officials expressed ex­ the form of more permanent gal­ citement about expanding the leries. The project is expected to gallery’s permanent collections add 650 square feet of new gal­ and the anticipated increase in lery space, which will house two museum visibility. permanent collections. “We are concerned right now This additional space will en­ with the amount of students able more art to be shown on who are not aware of the Art Mu­ campus, according to Keith Sim­ seum,” said Marla Bems, mu­ mons, capital projects coordina­ seum director. “This project will tor for the Academic Senate’s This model (above) change that. It will give us more Subcommittee on Architecture, ¡hows the conceptual visibility as the new area will Planning and Environment. design o f the pro- hopefully become one of the “This plan is going to be a >osed changes to the main arteries for traffic.” great addition to the campus,” University Art The museum was created in he said. “The Art History Dept, 1959 as a gallery for the campus thinks it’s a wonderful idea. A lot Museum. These art department, but is now an in­ more of the art collections can be changes will dependent entity serving all stu­ seen now.” Increase the facili­ dents, according to Bems. She Currently, the museum must ty’s exhibit space by hopes the renovations will make shut down to prepare for new ex­ 650 square feet the facility more accessible. hibitions, but under the new “The original idea for the plan, it will be able to keep some and will enable the building was to turn inwards, displays open, according to university to main­ facing the art department,” Bems. tain two permanent Bems said. “But now, we want it “With the increase in space, it collections in the outwards to the campus. We will give us more flexibility in expanded gallery. now want all the students to see programming,” she said. “The The museum’s it rather than just the art museum can now still be open students.” for the permanent galleries as we east wall (left) will Museum officials lope the prepare for feature exhibitions.” be the site of a project will significantly beautify Museum officials and the new entrance the strip between the UCen and Campus Development Office along with a circular the museum, an area where they will raise the estimated $1.8 mil­ lion needed for the project solely laza by the UCen and expect to see increasing foot traffic with the completion of the through private donations, ac- Storke Plaza. Photos Humanities and Social Sciences by Bryan Silver. Building.______See EXPAND, p.6 Efforts to Unionize Increased Due Lack of FundsMay Close Group’s Doors $17,000 in Santa Barbara The organization’s funding By Jeff Brax to Changes in Personnel Policies County funds, and with another comes from private donations Staff Writer als, and hopes to represent the potential $24,000 delayed by the and government grants, while By Michiko Takeda federal government shutdown, much of its supplies comes from Staff Writer other three categories as well. Research associates will vote “Things are really running Seibert is unsure how much lon­ the county food bank, Lehman by mail ballot in March on smoothly and running well — ger LIVE can keep its doors added. Children constitute Campus employees are step­ whether UPTE should repre­ I’m just a little overwhelmed,” open. nearly half the recipients of the ping up efforts to unionize be­ sent them as well. said Janice Seibert, Let Isla Vista “It may be open only for grocery distribution program, cause of a new systemwide pol­ Much of the push to union­ Eat interim executive director. another month or two, and then which operates every Tuesday, icy they believe does not ize stems from concerns sur­ “There’s only so much one per­ we have no money. I can see Thursday and Saturday morning adequately reward them for rounding the Human Resour­ son can do and I’m real tired.” clear sailing until the end of Fe­ out of Estero Park, according to their work. ces Management Initiative, a LIVE, a local nonprofit orga­ bruary, and then we need mo­ Seibert. University Professional and 1993 UC Office of the Presi­ nization which distributes food ney,” she said. “Primarily, it’s low-income Technical Employees, a sys­ dent mandate that campuses to more than 600 needy people Let Isla Vista Eat provides hot families. Usually, one member is temwide union, hopes to even­ reward performance and en­ in the community, entered the breakfast for 50 to 60 low- working, usually the dad, or on tually represent all staff mem­ courage competition through new year with an uncertain fi­ income students at Ellwood welfare, but their income is just bers at UCSB and across the their employee payment nancial future and an interim ex­ Elementary School, cooks up not enough to meet the need,” UC. Of the four units into systems. ecutive director under a great lunches and snacks at I.V. she said. “If the families aren’t which systemwide employees Union-represented employ­ deal of pressure. Youth Project and distributes getting food, they’re not feeding arc divided — health-care pro­ ees are in a better position to While Seibert stresses that groceries to about 600 people in their children. I think we’re ben­ fessionals, administrative pro­ influence HRMI because the LIVE has smoothly continued to the community. efiting our children by giving fessionals, research associates University must negotiate the meet the community’s needs, “It’s really the only organiza­ them food.” and technical employees — policy with the unions, accord­ she has spent much of her two- tion in the Goleta valley distri­ Since stepping down as board only technical employees are ing to Martha Cody-Valdez, month tenure as director trying buting food,” said United president and assuming execu­ now represented by the group. UPTE campus chapter to unravel a complex web of Methodist Church Pastor Merle tive director duties Nov. 2, But the union is working to funding practices to keep the or­ Lehman, a LIVE board member Seibert said she has tried to run inform all UC staff about its go- See UNION, p.7 ganization afloat. for 10 years. “It’s helped a lot of - Now; qnable. tp, obt^yj people,”vfe4>^'*-\**f

Budget Battle Continues Despite Truce Editor in Chief Suzanne Gamer News Editor Jeff Brax Layout/Design Editor Susan Burkhart WASHINGTON (AP) close for the third time this we always thought he Lott and Boehner also Campus Editor Tim Molloy — Republicans rejected fiscal year. was,” said Rep. John agreed the two sides could Asst. Campus Editor Michiko Takeda President Clinton’s plan At that point, DeLay Boehner (R-Ohio) on split the difference over County Editor Michael Ball for a balanced budget Sun­ said on NBC’s M eet the the amount of Medicare Features Editor Colleen Valles CBS’ Face the Nation. Opinions Editors Matt Nelson, Nick Robertson day and warned that they Press, if House Republi­ “We’re very concerned savings — Congress has Sports Editor Michael Cadilli will close government cans don’t want to fund about whether there are proposed $201 billion Asst. Sports Editors Curtis Kaiser, Alex Nugent, Brian programs they don’t like if programs they don’t like, two snow jobs going on over seven years, the presi­ Berger there’s no agreement on a such as the National En­ dent $102 billion. “It’s rea­ Artsweek Editor Noah Blumberg here in Washington,” said Asst. Artsweek Editor Eric Steuer budget plan in the next few dowment for the Arts or Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.), listic and doable,” Boeh­ Photo Editor Dan Thbodeau weeks. the Legal Services Corpo­ speaking of the snow­ ner said. Illustrations Editor Ryan Altoon “We are going to fund ration, “we just won’t storm that shut down the Treasury Secretary AP Wire Editor Allison Landa Robert Rubin, appearing Senior Copy Editors James Lissner, Tony luu only those programs we bring it up on the floor and capital and led to cancella­ Copy Editor Brian Ng want to fund,” said House fund it.” tion of further budget talks on Meet the Press, was Copy Readers Ruel Gaviola, Chris Koch, Sarah Park Republican Whip Tom less enthusiastic about a DeLay of Texas. Spending We’re in charge. We don’t Medicare compromise. “I Account Executives Pia Chatterjee, Mario Danielsen, bills must originate in the have to negotiate with the Se­ think the answer there is Ginny Shannon, Matt Slatoff House, he said, adding, very simple and that is no.” Production Kyra Goldsmith, Bridgitte McDaniel, “We’re in charge. We don’t nate, we don’t have to negoti­ And Republican pres­ Yier Shi, Dave Wooderson have to negotiate with the ate with the Democrats. idential candidate Steve Senate, we don’t have to Forbes said on NBC that negotiate with the Tom DeLay he would oppose any Leaded, Imbedded, Credited Democrats.” House Republican whip changes in the GOP tax- Clinton ended a three- cut plan if capital gains week shutdown of federal The Clinton proposal Sunday. were affected. programs Saturday when provided far less savings in Clinton, asked what he he acceded to Republican Medicare, Medicaid and would do about Republi­ Republicans have demands and offered a welfare than Congress’ can criticisms of his threatened to start im­ new seven-year balanced seven-year plan, and budget, replied, “Keep peachment proceedings Editorial Policy: budget plan. would cut taxes over seven working for it.” against Rubin because of That announcement years by $87 billion, well The Republican re­ his maneuvers to keep from exceeding the debt All letters to the editor and columns submitted for publication be­ kicked in congressional below the $241 billion sponse was not all nega­ come property of the Daily Nexus and are subject to editing for action to fund all govern­ sought by the tive. Lott, also on CBS, ceiling, and another crisis length and clarity. The Daily Nexus reserves the right to select which ment programs, but only Republicans. said the Clinton budget looms when the Treasuiy letters and columns will be printed. If chosen for publication, the ma­ must meet more interest terial will appear in the Daily Nexus no sooner than two days after through Jan. 26. If there’s “It shows us that Bill was “a positive step. He fi­ being turned in. no budget agreement by Clinton is the big­ nally gave in to submitting payments in mid- then, federal offices could spending liberal Democrat a real budget.” February. Letters to the editor and columns must be limited to two pages, typed double-spaced (3,000 characters), and include the author's Wilson to Offer School Plan, Program Reforms name and phone number. SACRAMENTO (AP) Wilson said the extra and mathematics money enactment of legislation Corrections Policy: — Gov. 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The school safety social services instead of errors. schools and propose new public schools —would be money would be ear­ dozens of allocations for welfare, Medi-Cal and earmarked for priority marked for alternative specific programs, each with its own eligibility juvenile justice reforms programs. schools where discipline is The Daily Nexus is published by the Press Council and partially The amount includes stressed more for students standards and spending funded through the Associated Students of the University of Califor­ $100 million for compu­ who disrupt regular clas­ mandates. nia, Santa Barbara on weekdays during the school year, weekly in ters and other new class­ ses or are expelled. He said in the videotape summer session. preview of his annual ad­ Editorial Matter— Opinions expressed on the Editorial pages and room technology, $100 “We will no longer tol­ in the Weather Box are the individual contributor’s. Opinions ex­ million more for teaching erate and babysit the bad dress to the Legislature pressed in the Daily Nexus do not necessarily reflect those of UCSB, basic reading and mathe­ apples who virtually pro­ that the goal of his welfare its faculty or student body. matics, $66 million for ex­ hibit 99 percent of our kids and Medi-Cal proposals is Advertising Matter — Advertising matter printed herein is solely “not to just reform the for informational purposes. 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The welfare, Medi- said in a written statement will be one-time fimds al­ als take responsibility for The Daily Nexus follows the University of California's anti- Cal and juvenile justice announcing the one-time located to a series of local their actions,” Wilson discrimination codes. Inquiries about these policies may be directed plans were outlined by extra appropriation for pilot projects. said, promising “a top-to- to: Raymond Huerta, Affirmative Action Coordinator, phone (805) Wilson earlier in a video­ 8 9 3 -2 0 8 9 . classroom computers. Wilson’s welfare and bottom overhaul to give Second Class Postage paid at Santa Barbara CA Post Office Pu­ tape preview of his State of Wilson didn’t give any Medi-Cal proposals anti­ taxpayers a much better blication No. USPS 775-300. the State address today. details on the new reading cipate congressional deal for their dollar.” Mail subscriptions can be purchased through the Daily Nexus., Thomas M. Storke Communications Building, P.O. Box 13402, Santa Barbara, CA 93107. Supreme Court Will Review Survey Suggests Changing Printed by Sun Printing Co. Jail Sentences in King Case Attitudes Among Freshmen W e a t h e w LOS ANGELES (AP) Powell. WASHINGTON (AP) freshman at California — The issue of the short “What this case is about — College freshmen are State University Los While watching those true-blue 49er fans leave prison terms imposed on ... is whether judges can voicing dwindling support Angeles. the two police officers look at people as individu­ for casual sex and legal Among college fresh­ Saturday’s game with 11 minutes left on televi­ convicted in the Rodney als or whether they have to abortion, a survey says. men, the belief that ho­ sion, I happened to be slow enough with the King beating is headed for look at them as numbers,” But they have more liberal mosexual relationships mute button to catch the latest commercial from the U.S. Supreme Court, said Ira Salzman, Koon’s views on marijuana, with should be prohibited has the cornerstone of American economics, attorney. declined from a high of 53 McDonald’s. In this cinematic gem, basketball One analyst questioned percent in 1987 to an all- star/pitchman Charles Barkley comically fails whether the justices will time low of 30.6 percent. to recall the jingle listing off the ingredients of a be eager to draft new rules And support for legalizing popular burger featured at this fine establish­ that might help Koon and marijuana has risen to ment. Even Daffy Duck can recite this little Powell but also benefit nearly 34 percent — dou­ ditty, primarily because a decade of previous criminals convicted of ble the 17 percent who commercials have pounded the song into our other offenses. held that view in 1989. collective brain cells (or, in Daffy’s case, cels). posing a test of federal “If the defendants win support for legalization More than half the Now I wonder to myself, why does Barkley judges’ discretion in in this case,” said Laurie reaching a 15-year high. freshmen surveyed labeled (who is far from stupid) appear in an ad that sentencing. Levenson, a Loyola law In the 1995 survey, sup­ their political views as makes him look like a fool? The easy answer, of port for keeping abortion “middle of the road.” But In arguments scheduled school professor, “it is go­ course, is that he’s getting paid gobs of money to to be presented Tuesday, ing to be a windfall for legal declined for the third the 30-year-old survey look like a fool. Then I came up with the real an­ lawyers for the two former other defendants, includ­ straight year, to 58 says some are moving officers are asking the ing some whom society percent. further toward the left and swer: Charles Barkley is subtly lampooning the court to endorse judges’ may view as more In 1987, 52 percent of right. shallowness of the rest of America by demon­ leeway to set punishments threatening than these the freshmen responding strating that, Unlike the rest of us, he has better that fall outside federal two.” to the survey supported “We have a situation things to do with his grey matter than storing the sentencing guidelines. casual sex. Now it’s where the large majority of tunes used to sell billions of burgers to the £ Such a decision could If the court finds appel­ slipped to 43 percent. young people are moving world. The man is a genius! jree them to hand out late judges acted correctly “There are more dis­ toward the center,” said How ’bout that sunshine? Most of America is shorter prison terms such in overturning the sen­ eases and stuff. And I just Alexander W. Astin, a pro­ existing below freezing while we’re enjoying as the 30-month sentences tences, the case will return don’t think people want to fessor and director of the perfection. Now remember, Californians don’t U.S. District Judge John to Los Angeles for a resen­ sleep with the first person survey conducted by gloat, we frolic! High: 70. Low: 46. Davies imposed for Stacey tencing of Koon and Pow­ they meet,” said Denise UCLA’s Higher Education Ktron and- Laurence ell,-both freed last month. Ledesma, an 18-year-old Research Institute. Daily Nexus Monday, January 8,1996 3

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Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers arrived While walking the 6600 block of Del at the 6600 block of Del Playa as backup Playa, officers observed a green Vol­ to help break up a loud parly at mid­ kswagen sedan carrying six to eight pas­ night Saturday. sengers and displaying an expired re­ “Upon my arrival I attempted to wade gistration sticker. Police investigated. through a large crowd of pedestrians “Due to the unsafe load of passengers who were refusing to move out of the and the expired registration I illumi­ )PY & TECHNOIOGY CENTER way and allow a [Santa Barbara Sheriff’s nated the car with my flashlight,” re­ For On-Campus Copies • • •A n d More! Dept.] marked u n it... to get to the offic­ ports state. “I also yelled for the driver of ers requesting assistance,” reports state. the vehicle to stop. As I approached the t Several subjects, including one later car I saw that the drivér’s side window identified as Todd Yanez, were standing was down and the driver was looking at See us for all your next to the police vehicle and yelling at me. The vehicle suddenly raced its en­ Put the officer driving, according to reports. gine and fled the area. The vehicle “Suddenly and without provocation traveled west on Del Playa Rd., then, af­ color copy and Yanez struck the hood of the unit, hard, ter failing to stop for the posted stop with his right hand/fist and kicked the sign, turned right onto northbound Ca­ some output needs! side of the unit with his foot,” reports mino Del Sur.” state. Officers pursued the vehicle on foot, Now you don't need to leave campus to get Yanez was placed under arrest, but al­ and observed the car on a Camino Del legedly attempted to resist while several Sur driveway with its passengers fleeing dazzling color originals from your computer crowd members began yelling at police the scene. Police were able to detain two color files or crisp color copies of photographs, to release him,'according to reports. subjects, later identified as Ryan Scott drawings or any color document. “I told these subjects several times and Brett Hall. A pat-down search reve­ that Yanez was under arrest and to back aled a 12-ounce can of beer in Hall’s off, but they refused. In an attempt to coat pocket, according to reports. Color copies from: gain control of Yanez and achieve com­ “I asked Scott and Hall if either of pliance with my order, I utilized my de­ them owned the vehicle. Both stated, color originals partment issue baton by swinging it at ‘No.’ Both also said they had no idea slid es the arms of the subjects assisting who the owner of the car was. Due to the your developed film Yanez,” reports state. “As I was regain­ car being abandoned with the keys in it, ing control of Yanez I was struck, hard, I had the vehicle towed and stored,” re­ transparencies on the left side of the head, with an un­ ports state. known object, possibly a fist.” Another subject, A. Brosche, later life Yanez was arrested for resisting a po­ contacted officers to claim ownership of Color originals from: lice officer, and due to symptoms ob­ the car, according to reports. Postscript files in served by officers, Was booked for “I pointed to the carton that was full IBM , Macintosh or Silicon Graphics form ats public intoxication as well. of beer that I had recovered from the car at and asked him if the beer belonged to “During the booking process Yanez him,” reports state. “Brosche, who said Bring us your files on a 1.4 mb diskette, 44 mb made spontaneous statements indicat­ he was only 19 years old, said he would Syquest, 'or 150 mb Bernoulli disks. Ask our ing that he only placed his hands on the take responsibility of the beer that was the hood of the car because the officer al­ in his vehicle. Brosche said he was sorry staff about paper selection. most ran him over,” reports state. he fled but was scared and urged to flee “Yanez apologized for resisting my ef­ by the other passengers.” forts at arresting him, but he said he Hall and Brosche were cited for mi­ In the UCen • 893-3869 didn’t feel he should have been arrested nor in possession. Pulse! and shouldn’t be blamed for his friends —Compiled by Michael Ball from Isla trying to help him escape.” Vista Foot Patrol reports

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■7 enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.” OPINION —George Bernard Shaw Who Really E Jerry F. Childs

We are in the midst of a record-, setting governmental shutdown, and stories are coming out in the press ab­ out how so many of these government employees, working hard and living paycheck to paycheck, are facing fi­ nancial ruin as a result. At least this is what I am reading in the newspapers, and this seems to me to be somewhat believable. But what I see here is a grand mis­ carriage of justice. Many of these peo­ ple, I’m quite sure, work hard and have families to support. Most of these peo­ ple, at the very least, give something back to a productive society. So why is it then, that we have emergency spending to give money to those receiving public assistance? I am at a loss to explain why we choose to support those who really don’t give anything back to a produc­ tive society, while those who perform a service to the nation are stuck deal­ ing with possible foreclosures and mouths to feed. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that those who are gainfully employed are, in my opinion, much more deserving of the money in emergency spending than are those who are gainfully unemployed. Why is there more sympathy for those who have some control over their fete than there is for those who really don’t have any? This is an issue that has me terribly upset. Several years ago, the California state govern­ ment was issuing IOUs to its employ­ To Drink or... ees. Although it was a nice gesture, they soon became unusable, as those holding them were in effect lending I.V. Parks Should be Available Both to Drink in and Play in money for zero interest. Cash assis­ tance, however, in the name of sym­ pathy, was going to those receiving Even district staff members have pointed out that public assistance, those who really did ______E ditorial______many of I.V.’s homeless are benign and orderly — not earn it. About three years ago, when some Isla Vistans most transients are friendly and courteous and felt certain parla were overtaken hy drunken loiter­ some have helped keep park areas clean. ers, the I.V. Recreation and Park District passed an Attempting to oust them from all parks is not ac­ ordinance to ban alcohol consumption in almost complishing anything but simply pushing the situa­ The Reader’s Voice half the community’s parks. tion elsewhere. Those who want to drink will find a Since then, parks such as Anisq’ Oyo’ that used to place, and there is no reason not to designate some be intimidating areas to some I.V. families and stu­ parks for alcohol consumption. Thirsty? dents have become spaces the community can freely The new program to make sports equipment enjoy. Transients who live in I.V. still have parks to available to youngsters in Estero Park requires that Editor, Daily Nexus: spend time in and drink if they want to, but other drinking be curtailed there in order to avoid prob­ Here in California over 19 million residents were a fected by violations of the Safe Drinking Water Act i members of the community do not feel encroached lems, but there is no real reason to outlaw drinking 1993-94 alone, according to information compiled b upon by a loud and unruly crowd. in other park areas. The important factor to con­ CALPIRG and the Natural Resources Defense Counc However, now that a children’s recreational sider is how much traffic an area sees and how many in late October. program is in the works at one of the parks fre­ children use it. At least a few of the parks used less In California there were 406 health standard violi quented by a drinking crowd of transients, the often by youngsters should be kept available for IVRPD is once again addressing the issue of how to people to peacefully drink in. regulate drinking in I.V.’s parks. If a recreation program is initiated at Estero Park, Drinking is already prohibited in seven recrea­ maybe the ban should be lifted on one of the parks tion areas, and a proposed ordinance which would where drinking is currently prohibited. But until an add three more — Estero Park, Sueño Orchard and actual problem exists, changing the status quo is Tipi Village — was tabled at the last board meeting unwarranted. and will be up for debate again in two weeks. If With as much park land as Isla Vista has, there passed, the legislation would reduce the number of should be no reason why both those who want to tions, 82 treatment technique violations and 773 mon I.V. parks in which alcohol consumption is allowed play in the parks and those who want to use them to toring and reporting violations, totaling 1,314 commur to six, fewer than half the number of parks in the drink in cannot share the community’s resources, ity water system violations. And Californians were nc community. even if it means they don’t always meet on the same alone. There were over 14,000 violations of the Sai While maintaining safety and accessibility of the land. Drinking Water Act that same year that affected 92 mi parks to the community should be a fundamental lion Americans. Parks are meant to be enjoyed by everybody, even This is about far more than just drinking watqr the priority of the board, finding a space to allow drink­ tastes bad, looks or smells funny. Experts estimate the ing should also be a priority. those who only want to drink there. each year nearly 1 million people get sick and 900 di from contaminated drinking water. A.S. Does Bikes Editor, Daily Nexus: Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU Whether one feels that Leo has lied, that Leg < :bunc is a bunch of whiny, self-obsessed pseudo-politic ijms« if Tamara has too much power, I would like to point out THAT'S BECAUSE FOCUS CROUPS TOO BAD, AMERICA! IN THE THIS IS ROLAND HEDLEY. T tO T# IS! TONG ASS p H glaring omission in a recent editorial. EVER NOTICE THAT THE WORD WLP U S AUTHORS THEY CARE NAME OF "JOB ENHANCEMENT’ NATIONAL FOREST! J ' ENVIRONMENT" DOESNT EVEN ABOUT THEIR COUNTRTS NATURAL THE 6jO.R IS NOW IN THE PRO­ I would like to praise the eloquence of the author, bi APPEAR ONCe IN THE 167-PAGE ASSETS ANPWANTT05EE THEM CESS OF LIQUIDATING YOUR feel slighted that the Associated Students Bike Shop w! 'CONTRACT WITH AMERICA ’? PROTECTEE, NOTEXPLOITEE. NATIONAL RESOURCES! LET’S not included in the list of valuable services that A.S. pri \ _ TARE A PEEK... vides. Students, staff and faculty can come by to lul their chains, fill their tires and even borrow tools to leai how to fix their bikes. If you are bom allergic to tools, we have a staff trained mechanics that can do the work for competiti' labor rates. All of this is provided by a 75-cent lock-in f< that is part of your A.S. fees. Come by your shop and g the most of your 75 cents. The shop is located on the bike path by the old poc And no, bike registration can be done with the CSOs the end of Stadium Road at the public safety buildin j SCOTT PEARSO Nexus Monday, January 8,1996 5 ' Deserves Help? Movies Misrepresent It appears that we have some priori­ the Reality of an Era ties mixed up here. People struggling to make a living may be losing it. Peo­ ple who aren’t Struggling to help them­ Travis Moon selves are getting the help, and all as a part of this budget problem. Other I haven’t viewed Oliver Stone’s latest cinematic effort N ixo n questions need to be asked as well: yet, but I find it humorous, if not pathetic, that several of Richard Will the government employees re­ Nixon’s cohorts have protested publicly that certain people (i.e. ceive back pay for work not per­ themselves) and events were misrepresented by Stone. formed? Will they then work overtime The latest salvo of criticism has come from convicted felons i in an effort to catch up for time lost? John Ehrlichman and Gordon Liddy, not to mention Hemy Kis­ 4"> Most importantly, when will this end? singer, once a national security adviser to Nixon and the one who The last question seems to be the helped escalate the Vietnam War to the murderous affair it be­ most tricky. I know that I am skewing came. Ironically, it was Kissinger who shared in the Nobel Peace off the point, but I have to say that the Prize for helping to negotiate the Vietnam cease-fire which ended Republican freshman congressmen the war he, Nixon and Robert McNamara heightened. are doing a good job and those in lead­ What makes this all so contemptible is that, for years, conserva­ ership, like Bob Dole, are not when tive money has funded motion pictures that promote certain con­ they don’t stick to their beliefs. servative agendas and, in doing so, have all-out lied about some And while we’re on the subject, why events, slandered some people and misrepresented several facts. are the Republicans being blamed so The propaganda film The Green Berets comes to mind. This much for not passing a budget? It’s the was the film that tried to dupe the American people into believing president who won’t sign it. But this is that after Vietnam was captured by communists, the U.S. would also a good thing. For the first time in be next. In the end, the Duke, John Wayne, tells a young Vietnam­ his term, President Clinton appears to ese boy, “You know, you’re what this war is all about.” Yeah. be sticking to his beliefs. I have one Sure. problem, though. Has he publicly pre­ The film, of course, left out the massacre of innocent civilians, sented a budget proposal within the many of them women and children, in My Lai in 1968. Conve­ last few weeks? I haven’t seen one. niently, the film left out the rape and tortures of women and girls. What we are seeing here during this The footage of U.S. soldiers shooting smack into their veins, sup­ whole shutdown is history. Republi­ plied by Nixon’s government, must have been edited out to fit in cans who promised that they would produce balanced budgets, are actu­ ally keeping their word. The Demo­ crats are saying, "Yes, the budget “Activist Abbie Hoffman was maybe should be balanced, but not so quickly!!!” As if 35 years was not enough time. portrayed as an egotistical, The federal government is shrink­ ing. It will cause a lot of pain. Hey, foul-mouthed leader, and the people getting off heroin go through a lot of pain, too, but they end up better hippies were portrayed as without it. But if this rehabilitation is completed, will the temptation to try it stoners and blind followers, not again get us hooked all over? We shall see. the intellectuals that many ferry F. Childs is a senior political anti-war activists were ” science major.

VINCENT LUCnXVDailjr Nenn the scenes that gushed forth with U.S. patriotic sentiment. More recently, the film Forrest Gump lent new meaning to such an old and tired concept as shameless propagandizing. Sure, the film displayed a systematic propagation of “conservative val­ Among the water contaminants found in California ues,” which is itself a contradiction of terms, but what was most were arsenic and radioactive radon. Both of these are repugnant was the idea of delivering this message by way of a pat­ known human carcinogens. Nationally, over 19 million riotic idiot (Tom Hanks) who thinks that life is like a box of people are exposed to radon at levels above the EPA- chocolates. s were af­ proposed standard and 50 million Americans have sig­ This, perhaps, explains why conservatives have attacked public ter Act in nificant levels of arsenic in their tap water. Despite these education over the years, as well as cut student aid for colleges npiled by and other serious health concerns with our drinking wa­ while raising tuitions and abolishing Affirmative Action; they e Council ter, both the U.S. Congress and the California Legisla­ want everyone to be as stupid and politically obedient as Forrest ture are attempting to roll back our safe-drinking laws to Gump. ard viola- allow even more cancer-causing chemicals into our But all of this is neither here nor there. Aside from the fake fam­ ily values message, the decade of the ’60s, in general, along with the men and women who made that decade the important era it became, are portrayed in a very unflattering way. Activist Abbie Hoffman was portrayed as an egotistical, foul-mouthed leader, and the hippies were portrayed as stoners and blind followers, not the intellectuals that many anti-war activists were. Oliver Stone has been accused of attempting to rewrite history in his film. True or not, nobody worked harder to rewrite the his­ tory of that crucial era than American Graffiti actor Ron Howard in his ever-deceitful film, A p o llo 13. This film more resembled Friday the 13th — it was, in its own r73 moni- drinking water. way, a horror film starring (once again) Tom Hanks as fighter commun- Rep. Andrea Seastrand will have the opportunity to pilot/astronaut Jim Lovell on his trip to the moon, a “lost moon” were not vote to oppose the rollback of the Safe Drinking Water to him because he doesn’t get to stamp it with his boot. And while : the Safe Act within the next few weeks, and we should all make Ron and Tom and Jim and the U.S. are blasting off to the moon, id 92 mil- sure that she knows Santa Barbara is very concerned while their adoring families and country are toasting their accom­ that its water is safe enough to drink. plishments, Jim’s governmental accomplices (Nixon, Ehrlich­ vatqr that man, Haldeman, Kissinger, etc.) are blasting away Vietnam, na­ « 4 * * * JENNIFER E. MERCER paiming its families and country— another atrocity not included d 900 dle CALPIRG CAMPAIGN DIRECTOR in the film. This film, like G um p and like McNamara’s memoirs and his contrived mea culpa, has a convenient memory. It had a very nar­ row angle for re-entiy. Upon viewing A p o llo 13, I felt like I needed to entertain my artistic reaction. I wanted to spray paint “ASStronaut” on every nASSa and Pentagon structure. I wanted to shout “AstroNOT” to our lost man in the moon. I wanted to sh­ ;g (Council out “ASStroNOT” until our man in the moon smiled down on us itiqians or without Neil Armstrong’s foot in his mouth. joint out a All of that said, it’s humorous that these complainers — men who broke the law, men who burglarized Watergate, men who uthor, but lied to Congress, men who betrayed their country and men who Shop was obstructed justice — are concerned about their image in Stone’s t A.S.pro- film. Let’s face it, though the media did its damnedest to portray jy to lube Nixon as an “elder statesman” toward the end of his life, he was >ls to learn merely a liar and thief. Ehrlichman, Haldeman and Liddy, having disgraced them­ a staff of selves and their political party, as well as having committed trea­ jmpetitive son against the U.S., should be hidden away in seclusion some­ lock-in fee where, regretting and making amends for their crimes, not ob­ op and get sessed with whether history is going to treat them fairly or not. No matter what the film portrays, it is highly doubtful that any : old pool, one of these evil men is shown in his proper light. Even the most e CSOs at talented movie director cannot render visually the evil and im­ r building. morality which typified the politicians of the Nixon era. Lucky for »EARSON .them -...... i > ...... Travis Moon is a Nexus columnist 6 Monday, January 8,1996 Daily Nexus fund raising has been mov­ ' /a$1 m ing very swiftly.” « LAW OFFICES OF Want a great summer job? EXPAND Organizers will need to raise the remainder of the Apply for Orientation Staff! Continued from p.l money before the project B. BÍUTTIN cording to Bems. So far, can begin. 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CAMPUS ORGANIZATIONS: Monday, Jan. 8 6 pm — Iranian Student Association: winter quarter general meeting. We All w eek — At UCSB we treat alco­ Happy New Year hol problems with care and confiden­ have a lot of great events coming up, tiality. Had enough? Get help, please join us and bring your sugges­ 893-8721, SHS tions! UCen Lobero & Welcome Back! 8 am-5 pm — Sign up for Rec Sports 9 pm —Wrestling Club open practice at the Rec Center 1110 or call — get in shape for winter quarter the • Please pick up your mail in UCen Room 3167! 893-3253. Individual and team sign wrestling way. New members wel­ • If you applied for UCen Office Space and ups for all sports. come. 2120 Rob Gym haven’t checked in, please do so! Other groups 7 pm — Asian American Christian Fellowship first winter quarter meet­ Thursday, Jan. 11 want your space if you don’t! ing. Come check us out! UCen Flying • Pick up a Winter Organization Directory at A 8 am-5 pm — Sign up for Rec Sports CAC. (If your group isn’t in it, you didn’t 9-11. am — Lion Dance Practice: at the Rec Center 1110 or call register for 1995-96, and need to get it done.) learn the ancient art of the tradi­ 893-3253. Individual and team sign tional Chinese Lion Dance. No exper­ ups for all sports. / CAMPUS ience needed. Rob Gym 1410 A ctivities 5-6 pm —Toastmasters will get rid of /¿» c e n t e r UCen 3151 . 893-4550 9 pm — Wrestling Club open prac­ all your problems about speaking in tice. Start the new year right! Get in public—come today and learn how to shape by wrestling! Free to all stu­ give great speeches. UCen Flying A Attention Student dents and community. Rob Gym 2120 7 pm — University Christian Fellow­ ship weekly meeting, come worship Tuesday, Jan. 9 God in a multicultural setting! This Organizations week’s topic: “Discipleship.” Every­ 8 am-5 pm — Sign up for Rec Sports one is welcome! UCen S.B. Harbor Associated at the Rec Center 1110 or call 7:30-9 pm — Ongoing Beginning Tai 893-3253. Individual and team sign Chi Chuan Classes — start now and Students ups for all sports. develop own schedule for personal­ 6-6:50 pm — Ongoing Beginning Tai ized instruction. Increase concentra­ 1996-97 ^ Chi Chuan Classes — start now and tion w/total relaxation and unifica­ Budget Packets develop own schedule for personal­ tion of spirit (awareness, mid, & ized instruction. Increase concentra­ body) through the moving medita­ Available NOW tion w/total relaxation and unifica­ tion, health exercise, martial art tion of spirit (awareness, mid, & sport of TCC. $40/mo, $300/yr. Cor­ at the AS Main Office. body) through the moving medita­ win Pavilion. The Supreme Fist For more Information, contact AS Finance Board tion, health exercise, martial art (Struggle) at 893-2535. sport of TCC. $40/mo, $300/yr. Snydecor Hall Patio. The Supreme Friday, Jan. 12 Fist (Struggle) 6:30 pm — Come watch Japanese Animation! We’ll be showing Bakuen Saturday, Jan. 13 Campus Guardress and Macross 9 am — Everyone interested in visit­ Plus! Chem 1179, free for everyone! ing the John Paul Getty Museum’s 7 pm — Scuba Club general meeting exhibit on Isfahan is invited to meet — first one of the auarter. Come eret your January air cards. Engr 1104 at the bus circle at 9 am. We will be 7:30 pm — Hillel ice cream social, car pooling. Contact Tina at 685-6503 if you need a ride. $3 come have ice cream, visit with friends, etc. Multicultural Center 1-3 pm — Wrestling Club open prac­ unwritten Waterdog 9 pm — Bowling practice. If you want tice. Any size, any weight can learn to to learn to bowl and how to compete, wrestle. New members welcome. Saturday.j anuary 13 show up at Orchid Bowl. Call Ryan 2120 Rob Gym at ucsb’s university center for more info, 562-6994 Sunday, Jan. 14 Tickets are on sale now at the A.S. Ticket office, Wednesday, Jan. 10 1 pm — Iaorrana Te Otea, UCSB’s Morninglory in I.V. and at all ticketmaster outlets. Polynesian music and dance club Charge by phone: 893-2064. Info: 893-2833 8 am-5 pm — Sign up for Rec Sports meeting, outside front of Rob Gym at the Rec Center 1110 or call 9-11 pm — Martial Arts Club prac­ AT UCSB 893-3253. Individual and team sign tice: all styles and levels welcome to WE TREAT ups for all sports. come work out with us. Rob Gym 5 pm — Ongoing Beginning Tai Chi 2120 ALCOHOL Chuan Classes—start now and deve­ lop own schedule for personalized in­ Monday, Jan. 15 PROBLEMS struction. Increase concentration w/ No classes — M artin Luther King WITH total relaxation and unification of Jr.’s birthday! CARE spirit (awareness, mid, & body) through the moving meditation, AND To have your event published in the calendar you health exercise, martial art sport of must: TCC. $40/mo, $300/yr. Snydecor Hall CONFIDENTIALITY 1) Register your group or organization with CAC Patio. The Supreme Fist (Struggle) 2) Submit the information on the proper form to the CAC HAD ENOUGH? 6 pm —Order of Omega initiation for office. UCen 3151, by WEDNESDAY 5 pm UCSB ALCOHOL all old and new members. Refresh­ STUDENT Z ' " ' 1 C T " 1 L I C T U AND OTHER 3) Only one event per form HEALTH 1 T C 1 n T j I j \ DRUG ment following event! UCen State St. SERVICE PROGRAM 4) Only events for the current week are published, on the day of the event

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