Incorporating juice magazine Guardian/ NUS Student Newspaper of the Year June 6,1997 Vol 27: Issue 24

Home Office to deport Rwandan student OR FACE DEATH

CAMPSpecial Report "1 woulSd have liked to AN ANXIOUS bv LAURA DAVIS continue my education, but student is facing because of financial and But the Civil Engineering political problems I can no deportation by the fresher will be forced to end her longer study." Home Office back studies at LMU and return to a A Home Office spokesperson dangerous Rwandan refugee said that Laurence can only stay to the war-torn camp unless she can raise in the United Kingdom while Rwanda she fled. £4,000. she is studying here. nrpnrp Mnainnp/a Now her brotner Pascal' wno But Pascal described going ,nce MUgirdne^d sacnfit;ed his own education to back to Rwanda as "like escaped to the UK last rescue Laurence, is launching a committing suicide". He is year after five of her campaign to raise the cash."I hoping that the pair can receive u,,t~ka <*A want a work permit so I can joint political asylum. family were butchered , •- end f myself and my family UNWANTED: LMU student Laurence Mugiraneza faces an uncertain future by Tutsi rebels. he said. FULL STORY: PAGE 3 INSIDE: News 1-11, Comment 6-9. Feature 12-14. Outlook 15-19. Sport 21-24. Plus 24-page Juice magazine LEEDS STUDENT Friday June 6, 1997

DARREN Green is free. All Union Governing with friends enough to win a Cook not turning up at the year we have pitied this tragic Council has not met all year. place on a top committee next Euro summit because of BLEEDS Ml figure, VP Administration at General meetings have deciding the future of higher a heavy one the night before. LMUSU, as he sits in empty suffered their usual drought. education. By night he has At least Jim Evans, VP meeting rooms, awaiting All the committees are in variously been seen in Communications, can hope STUDENT student representatives we in terminal decline, and even HACK women's clothes, old king's for another bureaucracy-free the audience knew would Exec itself has realised it has A weekly sketch of student politics clothes or no clothes at all, year when he soldiers on into This week in Britain's never come. nothing left to talk about. ending up in enough a second term. Nothing will Possibly this constant vigil Now, any constitution- end of their reigns that god compromising positions to please Evans more than being award-winning student yielded some dark, profound carrying union mandarin will doesn't exist. make President Clinton look able to spend extra time with newspaper of the year insight into human nature, or tell you this must spell Unless of course god is positively Puritanical. his Apple Mac and his dreams at least into the nature of catastrophe. Without Simon Caffrey, the union Nor have Chirpie's of sporting adventure. The union bureaucracy in all its meetings, minutes of meetings President who without petty colleagues presented an question is, what scheme will NEWS absurdity. For all we know and meetings to decide who committees to shackle him is especially conservative image he think of next to extend his Green sat as a gibbering will take the minutes, all is now presumably all-knowing of stern, austere leadership. career at LMU beyond the Quality control: wreck, staring unseeingly into lost. Yet LMUSU is not lost. and all-powerful. In Africa Kate Woodhead, VP aeons he's clocked up some unknown darkness and Its walls stand firm, its staff such rulers are described as Education & Campaigns, is a already? What a life: to have The Times say muttering in fevered breaths: have not revolted and its evil despots - President formidable opponent in the LMU as the scope of your your degree is "The horror! The horror!" cafe's chips have not gone •Chirpie' of the banana union debating chamber, the rugby universe. The terrible revelation for cold. And all without a stapler - but here few people know field or the bar, where Then of course there is worth nothing Green and his colleagues is in sight. who is he is, never mind fear Caroline Cassap, VP Beckett Darren Green, the amiable VP that it really was all for The only mortifying thing his every command. Park, is doubtless still pages 4-5 whose yearning for a quorate nothing. Where once they for Green and the other ex- Chirpie has led a drowning her sorrows after meeting proved so futile. For lived by their agendas, bureaucrats now free of the remarkable double life during the demise of her beloved this Exec words like COMMENT constitutions and minutes, bonds of red tape is that it his two years in the union's Sunderland. Such is Cassap's quorate don't have now Exec members have took them so long to realise. oval office. By day he is an busy social schedule that she meaning anymore. Nowhere to Hyde finally realised how to whip Exec members have iron President, hard-hearted never quite made it to this For the rest of the for the residents through their meetings in no worshiped the god of protocol but liberal with cockney year's NUS Conference in world of course, time: not have them. for years, only to grasp at the charm, enemy of some but Blackpool - imagine Robin they never did. who live in the riot zone all year round page 6 STUDENTS ASKED TO WRITE OWN QUESTION PAPER FEATURE Glamour girls are back in fashion in the definitive guide to Exam shambles choosing the best

ballg pages 12-13 STREET STYLE: Liz Dawn displays one of the badges

Girl power: the New wonder women as bosses foul up beating blokes to the By RICHARD AUTY top of British politics AN EXAM cock up left freshers TOP RELATIONS pages 16-17 dismayed as they arrived for their exam - thanks only to fii d there were no exam papers. TV STAR Li/ Dawn took SPORT Ner o students time off her filming schedule sitti'- sh. Engineering OFFICIALS to thank 1 1 students from Flexing his Russells: uitics exam Park Lane College. The actress, who plays England wicketkeeper i.d little warning the problem. BLAMED Vera Duckworth in the hit Jack talks exclusive! • soap Coronation Street didate David thanked the group for their pages 22-r. Martin said: "The first FOR EXAM help in raising funds for the we knew about it was Cancer Appeal at Si James's when the examiners Hospital. BLUNDERS The events, which the came out at 9am and with the upologs. "^ on just students helped to organise. told us the papers had don't expect this sort of included a Fashion Show in not been printed thing from such a large Leeds Town Hall. a properly." institution." said Martin Christmas Party and a The students were This is not the first time balloon launch before a the module has been hit by Leeds Rhinos game at told to wait outside the administrative blunders. In Headingley. exam liall until ne\\ the first semester papers Badges in the shape of an papers arrived. They were printed with umbrella, the symbol of the were locked out for a incomplete information. Breast Cancer Appeal, have frustrating 45 minutes Course coordinator Dr also been sold for the but when let back in the Doug Stewart was campaign. students found they still unavailable for comment. The students managed to could not start. raise £3000 for the appeal. Martin fumed: "They Wrong Rhoda Xavanagh, part of the then told us to change some Tutors were also left red team at Park Lane, was pleased to have helped: "We of the questions ourselves faced when an official list PERFECT PITCH: Final Year PR students celebrate their ON THE HORIZON before the correct papers of exam timetables uas victory in the Communications Campaign Challenge. The 5 were all keen to take part and arrived and we could found to convey the wrong talented students beat ten other groups to win £500 in the collect money for a very good with Stevie Sunshine begin." date - leaving freshers prestigious competition. cause." Saturday: Sunny periods and generally Course lecturer Dr thinking they had missed dry. Maximum temperature: 20C Harrop defended the the exam. (68F). department claiming there Politics student Thomas \\as "no real difficulty" but Williams blasted: "I turned Sunday: More sunny periods with admitted complaints had up on the day before my occasional heavy showers. Maximum been received. exam to check where it was temperature 20C (68F). and the list had changed to Outlook for the rest of the week: Results say it had passed. To a career in journalism BBC newsman Nicholas Witchell, known by millions as one of this Unsettled weather. Temperatures He said: "The delay did "I was devastated as I'd average for the time of year. expected to get a good country's top journalists, started his career on these hallowed pages. II disturb students, and results your burning desire is to follow in his footsteps then your first move XWcalhcrcall Regional forecasl (HWI S004I7 will be looked at carefully. mark, but 1 was relieved when they said the original .should be to Britain's biggest and best weekly student newspaper. We're We hope that in the case of always looking for new reporters, so come along to our office at LMUSU an\ students w ho narrowly list was right. "It's not on though. or call our news hotline and you could be journalism's next big thing. A LOAD OF BALIS tail the module, their You don't need any experience, just plenty of enthusiasm and an e\e retakes in September will Others have told me thai Our look at the Wednesday lottery numbers the\ had the same trouble for a story. We offer you the chance to learn essential skills, make your JMk iA j^ be marked as first CV look brilliant, and iiave a laugh at the same lime. attempts." and it caused unnecessan (^WH^D^ C^^^^D^ ^w^O^ f ^^^C^D ^^m^ w^ ^BPO^ However angry hassle - we're stressed out And the bonus hall: 06 engineers were not happy enousih as it is." ffig^ GOING RACKTLccua aiuutmO l-riday June b, 1 RWANDA WOULD BELffiES TWO Rwandan By LAURA DAVIS uncooperative so far. issuing refugees are urgently c a in p a i g n h a s t o he the Mugirane/as with an mounted. ultimatum - raise 14000 or get trying to raise £4,000 "Pascal came here two out. But Marline/ holds out so they will not be y cars ago.' explained Phil hope. "Pascal has gol a lot of forced to return to Marline/. York Rag coverage on regional TV and President. "He located in national papers. This could their war-torn Laurenee in a refugee camp in help because the Home Office country. Zaire. She had to come here doesn't want a scandal." Laurence Mugirenza, as a student rather than an If they are forced to return illegal refugee." to Rwanda. Pascal and a Civil Engineering Laurence face an uncertain student, was rescued by Flee future. Being of Hutu her brother Pascal, who, ethnicity, they are extremely together with York Rag. Pascal. who was an vulnerable in Tutsi areas, economics student in Rwanda where Pascal claims, "they raised more than 11.000 before the civil war caused asked you to sit down and for her plane journey him to flee for his life, was then they'd hack you up with and tuition at LMU. determined to rescue his sister machetes. as soon as he could: "I felt "I can't commit suicide by Campaign very guilty for surviving here going back to Rwanda now." while the rest of my relatives He added. "I was just waiting However, Laurence has were suffering in the refugee for my last day to die." 10 spend an extra year in camps." He is currently The Home Office refused Leeds on a foundation fighting for joint political to comment on Laurence's course to improve her asylum so that they can stay situation. Knglish speaking skills, so together. a second fund raising The Home Office has been Collections York University Rag is organising collections to help raise the money needed to We are writing to draw your attention to keep Laurence on her course. the plight of two Rwandan refugees, Pascal Mugirane/a So far they have raised t6fi(l and his sister. Laurence. They have applied for joint in this way and hope to make political asylum in the United Kingdom to avoid returning it up to £1000 by the end of to the atrocities to which they were subjected in their this week. homeland. Pascal says he is very S U 0 A *t « Pascal has been a student of York University and grateful to York Rag for their Laurence is at present studying at Leeds Metropolitan help. "1 appreciate it very I . ••# University. If they were granted political asylum Pascal much because I can feel the 1 would be allowed to work, which he is keen to do. strong cooperation between V^ " enabling him to fund the remainder of his sister's studies. students. Pascal was forced to leave the war torn state of "It gives me special Rwanda in September 1994 because of his ethnic origin feelings because I now know W«CA» REPUBLIC , and his education. His brother, uncle and three cousins that students are concerned have already been killed. As an educated Hutu, Pascal is about the problems of others still considered a threat by some of the authorities in and are willing to help them. a Ruanda, and his life would be at risk if he were forced to Unity among students is very U-v 1\ return. important. We need to build it - ''j^oAfiBft.; After escaping to Zaire he returned to Rwanda to help up, to make it stronger." ' ^Kisangwi the children in his native country. His life was Pascal is determined to Iba-ebb endangered when he worked alongside UNICEF as a help solve the problems in volunteer in an orphanage that he helped to set up. He Africa. He has already been was forced again to flee, and as he tried to leave by plane involved in humanitarian he was threatened at gunpoint and only managed to activities in connection with fen^ •"'• escape dressed as an t'N soldier. UNICEF. and has vowed to We feel that both Pascal and Laurence would be an continue his priceless work: •'' xW asset to our country. We believe that our government has "I am interested in setting up a moral obligation to grant Pascal and Laurence political development projects to .-^ TANZANIA- '-Stores; asylum and the freedom to continue their lives without enable people to become sell ,, persecution. In the same way that the new Government sufficient. represents a new era tor Britain and its people, could it "At the moment 1 am not also herald a new beginning for Pascal and his sister.' looking into the possibilities We implore you to consider this application with the of helping people to help vou, ,». urgency and gravity we believe it merits. themselves. I believe that

education is the besi way for /JO —I.. U people to get out of pov erty ." FORCED OUT: Laurence and Pascal (top) will be made to return to Rwanda if they don't pay to stay in the country Pic: Shaun de Wet Sfeyn LEEDS STUDENT Friday June 6, 1997 LATEST LEAGUE RESULTS REVTCAT. Uni chiefs and Leeds CASH STARVED: The Victim Support charity may be forced to close unless it STRESSED finalists SPECIAL REPORT BY DAVID SMITH Only 12 institutions sit gains vital funds Pic: Shaun de Wet Steyn between LMU and the title of suffered a bitter up to fail. and 460 for LMU, drops of the worst university in the blow to their job "Leeds is a great place to 156 and 18 points country, currently held by hopes after Leeds' study but not necessarily respectively. Lincolnshire and Humberside because of the university." Cambridge University, at on a meagre 405 points. dismal showing in The likes of Essex, Royal the head of the table, scores But LMU chief Leslie CHARITY HIT BY this year's university Holloway and Hull have 949 points, a massive Wagner rejected the findings league table. overtaken Leeds University in advantage over Leeds as insignificant. "They're Both universities in the past two years, while University and more than disappointing only in PR LMU now trails behind double LMU's score. terms because people read FUNDING CRISIS the city sank down the Nottingham Trent, De Oxford, Imperial College them," he said. ratings, with Leeds Montfort and Thames Valley. and the London School of "Some of the information A CHARITY that benefits the By RICHARD AUTY University tumbling to The pair have fallen by 14 Economics come next is inaccurate, irrelevant and 36th position and LMU and 20 places respectively followed by Warwick and out of date. So in substance student population of Leeds is during that period. local rivals York, which the table is not that explained: "We are keen to recruit to a disappointing 84th, under threat from an acute lack students. We offer full training, The table, compiled by merits 810 points including important." of funding and support. support and expenses, and the students just 12 places clear of He added: "The real test is The Victim Support group we have had working with us in the the bottom. whether our students are receives around a thousand past have got a lot out of it." Incredibly, Leeds 'Leeds is a great place to satisfied and get jobs. Last referrals from West Yorkshire Jennie Meynell, Rag co-ordinator at University's score for year our survey found that 88 Police every month, many of LUU said: "The position of Victim graduate destinations - per cent of former students Support is awful because they help leavers known to have study but not necessarily would recommend the whom are students living in high university for someone else to many students. Rag donated money gone on to employment or crime areas like Leeds 6. But last November, but they need more go to. And we had one of the despite being the only charity in help." further study - is the because of the university' highest graduate employment the country to deal only with the Ben Roberts, English finalist and seventh worst in the entire rates in the country." victims of crimes such as burglary Leeds 6 resident agreed. "Everybody country. The Times newspaper, is 73 for graduate destinations. Leeds University was also and assault, the organisation is knows about the levels of crime around The local Vice- based on official points scores Bristol, Nottingham, keen to challenge the validity desperate for more support. Hyde Park. Personally, I've escaped Chancel lors, Professors Alan for eight indicators including Sheffield, Manchester and of the statistics. "We share the Pat Winter, senior co-ordinator of with having my front door kicked in Wilson and Leslie Wagner, teaching assessment, library Birmingham all figure in the concerns of many universities the Leeds North East area, said: "Our since living there. But not enough are under fire after presiding spending and the number of top 20, scoring at least 56 about the way in which these grant from the Home Office only people know about Victim Support and over the decline in their Firsts and 2: Is achieved. points more than Leeds tables are compiled," a covers the salaries of four full time it would be a shame if they were institutions' league standings. Leeds University falls University in 36th position. spokeswoman said. "We do staff. We have a £9,000 deficit and forced to withdraw their service from "This is an exceptionally down especially on graduate The former polytechnics not believe the overall rating - must rely on fundraising to keep the the area." disappointing result," said destinations (45 points) and in Bristol, Liverpool, 36 - reflects the position and service going." Students wishing to volunteer to Simon Caffrey, President of staff-student ratios (59), while Manchester, Nottingham and status of the university." The group have at present only one work or wanting to receive help may the students' union at LMU. LMU's chief weaknesses are Sheffield also outrank that of She argued the body volunteer working in the area, and are contact Leeds Victim Support on "The university is the only research (9) and standard of Leeds, with LMU belonging responsible for assessing anxious to find more. Pat Winter 2930199. organisation I know which entry grades (43). instead to a pack that includes teaching and research had ignores its customers' needs The overall scores are 677 Middlesex, Wolverhampton admitted there were to such an extent. That sets it points for Leeds University and Dundee. anomalies in its findings. And WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR

SPARE TIME? THE Times league table represents a further blow to Wagner, who took over at LMU in 1993. In recent years the embattled Vice-Chancellor has been embroiled in controversy over his comparatively high salary and his plans to scrap a university faculty. He once achieved notoriety for saying: "Oxford and Cambridge are the Fortnum and Masons of university Cm ance needs your help tn lest new medicines'. and education. We're like the Sainsburys." you uill be lulls lecumpensed fur the time you spent! with us. Simon Caffrey, President of LMUSU said: "Leslie has a different management style from his predecessors. Obviously the drop coincides with his leadership. It's up Call our Recruitment Department I -RI-H on to people to make their own judgements. He added: "After the changes this year, perhaps the management should be reflected upon." 0800591 570 But Wagner was dismissive of the criticism. "It's up to the students' union to say what they want to say. Each All studies cuniplv \Mlh the Kmal College nl Plnsieiaris Guidelines year we ask our students about the university and. in general, they are pleased with the teaching and resources. He added: "In the past two years the measures used in the league table have been changed. In a year or two we THE DEVELOPMENT SERVICES COMPANY might be going up again, although I will mill say it is not a proper examination of universities' different strengths Spnnut'ield House. Ihde. Snvel. Leeds, LS2 and weaknesses." SUNK: Leslie Wagner, chief of basement universityLMU^/ LEEDS STUDENT Friday June 6, 1997 SLUMP IN PERFORMANCE FOR CITY UNIVERSITIES

score own goal PUFFED OUT: Rob Grant Keep on running A BUI HLARTI I) simian raised £453 lor charii\ running in ihc London face relegation M;ir;itlion. urmv, Sum leulc. the accommodation and Represcntames at Leeds we've got our house ii Rob (Irani, a student at graduate destination statistics Uniyersiiy were talking up order. While life isn't Leeds University, replied lo the tailed to reileet differences in .•cord despite the table. comfortable, it's under pica made li> ihc Naliiinal Heart the way data is collected. I.iane l.angdon. Lducalion conttol " •aivh fund lo help raise Hoyvey er. some students officer at U'U. said: Wilson is currently on a money . believed (he results were still "Superficially the table is bad period ol "semi-study leaye" The 24 year-old, who studies damaging. "It is a Ian way of tor PR hut I am contident the which includes trips abroad on Mechanical Lng ineering. assessing universities." said uniyersiiy is holding its oyyn a mission lo formulate a long- participated in (he race in order i-leur Jordan, a second year in the core areas. In areas such term plan tor the uniyersiiy. 10 raise the money needed In Design Technology student at as housing yve proy ide He and Wagner are now the charity. I Ml "My course isn't as guaranteed accommodation under pressure from students Roh \\as delighted to have gtxxl as 1 thought it would be for first year students but there- to arrest their institutions' completed the run in e\aetl> due to had organisation. is no requirement for housing steady descent down the tour hours. He saiil that it There's a shortage of for other years as there is a iinnersilies league. "murder doinu ii 1 finished resources and it's the uni vast amount of pmale sector 11 led Inn h.ippy " Kob is I'as'ci lo bosses yy ho are at fault." run the marathon lor ihe chains student accommodation • (.1 OOM dvvpviu-cl lor again nc\i ) available." 1.1-1-els I ni\ i-rsity in a Defence She continued: "Although survey showing its final The chanty entered the marathon as pan of its thirtieth But others were keen lo I.ceils scores significantly year students to be lower than others in the among the most birthday celcbralion. The money defend their choice of raised by the ten runners who university. Geography finalist graduate destinations criteria, pessimistic in the country the university is a leader in the about their future tixik pan will go towards further Kakesh Palel said: "1 don't national research into heart regret coming here in the area of promotion of skills earning power. within the curriculum and has Leeds was 21st in a disease. slightest because I've had the The National Heart Research best three years of my life. been awarded funding to study of 24 universities, pursue these initially es." with finalists hoping for a Fund thanked Rob lor his efforts I'm not arsed about the and invaluable support and hope academic side - I've met good A university modest starting salary of spokeswoman added: "The £13,300, with that others will follow his people and the social life is example next year great. University of Leeds continues expectations of £25,500 "I'm quite surprised to be one of the top three most after five years' though: Leeds Uni was in the popular universities in the UK employment. top 10 when I applied and I'm with aspiring undergraduates. Students at Imperial Drying out quite gutted because we've all "Leeds graduates, College (£18,200), Oxford dragged it down!" according to a survey of I OS (£17,400) and Cambridge A CITYWIDE pub ban has been And Paul Lyon. a second leading UK companies last (£16,400) were the most imposed on a drunken student year Geology student, added: year, are the fifth most sought- ambitious, while only after his end-ot'-term exam "I think the uni is better than after in the UK.". Sheffield It 13,000). celebrations ended in that: superb nightlife, girls not When Professor Alan Strathclydc (£12,700) and disaster.M7Y/O RichardAuty, bad. beer's good. It's Wilson became boss in 1W1, Glasgow (£12.2001 came Geography fresher. Andrew oln lously bias e\ cry one he confidently said: "While behind Leeds. Holt, was taken to court after he wants to kiKK'k Leeds because the papers are full of stones caused a disturbance in a \ ork about universities in crisis. AtlilitioiHil ir/xii'tiiii;: it's the London of the North." Rifluirtl .\ul\-& .-\inl\- AV/A GOING DOWN: Disappointment as the university plummets Pic: Sarah Davis nightclub. The 2 I-year-old student threw a pint Mom a balcony of the club, showering party goers below with glass.One girl was taken to hospital to be treated tot a cut head. THEY In court the student admitted 22nd assault and rcccncd a 12 month THINK IT'S conditional discharge. He has been banned from all public houses in York an. was oMcred ALL OVER to pay t'75 compensation and £50 Costs

... it is now for Classy club the universities VIP Tickets to a top club nigh: in Leeds. Both are being offered to students. have suffered a flu )l a Middlesbrough- 4th l-ssaiice in '• style slump in host 10 in I isa :. iud fortunes without .'.i Sonique. even a cup final 5 Pair.* oi tickets giy in>j ac in sight. to the yenue anil Relegation to for grabs. the Vauxhall iwers io on- Conference of "Which .1 female D.K are the university headlining the event?" shoif, sector looms sent lo Club Protection. Code S I 011.1.. I'O Box !()?(). Llansiolleii Graphic: Clwyd, LL20 8YW. FALLING DOWN: Alan Wilson, chief of Leeds University Oily Quinn LEEDS STUDENT Friday June 6, 1997 AFTER THE RIOT: ARRESTS DON'T HEAL THE DEEPER WOUNDS You can escape

^x>OOO this: we cannot ("Youth work to get kids HEARD a off the street. The regeneration budget has bang. At first just been slashed, so it's I thought it doubtful that they'll get the I resources that they need," was gunshot. Then I PC Glen Brady (above), stepped out of my community policeman in house and saw these Hyde Park from 1990-96 sightseers looking at • "Stricter parents. If one me like I was a piece of my kids got into trouble, of shit. I swear to God, I'd cane him. Older boys encourage their younger if I could, I would brothers to 'go crack a have picked bricks up student", so 1 think that a and I would have been curfew for under 12s would also be a good idea." bricking people Kuldeep, father of four. myself." I am listening to the • "More police raids. It's story of the night of the the only way to stop the drug dealers. Otherwise Hyde Park riot, as told by this place will turn into a woman in her mid-40s Chapeltown." with waist-length Sandeep, A-Level student dreadlocks. She draws deeply on her cigarette. "I • "More sensitive reporting. In Leeds don't want to give you my Student's 'Riots Special', name. As soon as my Ben Cook wrote there had name gets in the papers, been 'a return to the basest that's it. The police will instincts, a group of animals protecting their be round". territory from outsiders'. Eventually she agrees to Comments like that are reveal her identity, on the very unhelpful and condition that I take her five antagonistic." kids to visit her when she is Chris Callender, co- put in jail. Pat Regan is 43 best people to speak to."They chairman of the Hyde years old. a lifelong resident have a notoriously biased Park Residents of Leeds 6 and the most view," he says. Association I return to the bleeding vociferous member of a obvious questions, chatting with • "More pancrack (social group of locals who are BY DAVID HASS Nick Collins and Claire James, security). I only get 50 quid determined to improve the unofficial youth leaders for the in my hand and I've got a area for their children. "The club. They are both in their 20s daughter to bring up." media wants to put all this the high bpm of the music. forward: "I get harassed about since November of last year. and unemployed ("we're all Claire James, 24-year-old shit out so they will see the Pat wants to reassure me that once a week. They always stop But Brady stops short of unemployed round here", Nick single mother the participants in tonight's me, search me pockets and that. denying that a similar threat murmurs). Why is the Hyde animal side of us come out," event are a good lot. "People she says. "We're all Students don't get treated like may have been made. Park area such a black spot? • "The university taking look at the kids here like they're that. They could beat someone "Someone might have said it to "Because we ain't got nothing. survivors round here." little shits. They're not. None of up 'cause they're at university them. If they're in groups of more responsibility. The The Hyde Park Residents There's nothing. No provision. kids round here see the them are burglars, none of them and we're not". Another lad five or six, they're more than The kids stand around in groups Association was established rob cars". The kids come along butts in. "About three weeks likely to cause trouble, more students with their racquets about a year ago and organised because they've got nowhere and their sports gear, but because this is one of the rare ago, we were sat on Burley likely to rob a student. else to stand". Nick grins, a well-attended Unity Day of activities that is organised for Lodges, outside the Fish Shop. Everyone knows me and every they haven't got anywhere live music and activities. The perhaps at the hopelessness of them. They are rowdy, as you'd PC Brady came up to us and he time they see uniform, they to play. That cuts deep. We HPRA is coordinated by Chris the situation. Claire, a petite should have greater access expect for kids their age. says if I catch you in groups of presume it's me. I get single mum echoes, "There's Callender, a trainee solicitor But when I ask them to tell five or six, I'm going to lock allegations like this all the to university facilities." and former Leeds student. He is nothing for the youth to do. Nick Collins, 29-year-old me about their lives in the area, you up." time." One of PC Brady's last There's no youth club, just one of a handful of local people there is something disturbing initiatives in the area was to buy unemployed local who have dedicated their spare activities in dribs and drabs. about the imagination of one ONSTABLE Glen a set of basketball nets for Hyde There's no youth centre, no time to getting teenagers off the 12-year-old boy. "I'll tell you a Brady used to be Hyde • "Students dropping their streets of Leeds 6. Park and Burley Park. But his youth workers." prejudice against locals. true story, right," he pipes up, to CPark's community departure left a bitter taste in Pat Regan remains fiercely Tonight, the association is the jeers of his friends. "I was bobby. He volunteered to work the mouth of formidable Pat: My worst experience in this holding a DJ workshop in the protective of her neighbourhood area was walking up to the on me moped, and a copper in the area - one of the most "He started basketball with the - and resentful of the students' hall of an ageing social club came up to me. He told me to difficult beats in Leeds - in crossroads by Hyde Park next door to the Royal Park pub kids , and then just deserted freedom. "At the end of the day, and seeing a student girl stop and then he grabbed me 1990 and was part of the them a week later. Now, they're you can go home to your nice, on Victoria.Road. About thirty and shagged me up the arse." community action team for catch sight of me and grab local kids, aged nine to 16. scared of him. If Brady turned peaceful, middle class homes. her handbag as if I would I feel that I have provoked seven years. At the end of 1996, up here now, the kids would You can go away from this. We cluster around a pair of record this tall story. My tape recorder he wanted a change and moved scatter". mug her." decks, jostling with each other can't". But is she really Pat Regan, 43-year-old has created a rival centre of to the university patrol. The And the perpetual flow of prepared to resort to bricking for a piece of the action. attention at the event. I'm allegation about PC Brady is mother of five Eighties disco light-- i resentment runs both ways. PC cars to get her point across? in their patch, as we not true, because he has not Bra.!- that the lameiv, u > ing to keep U|> "Bloodv right I am." she barks. leps uoikeJ the H)dc I'.nk a KM residents as ;o< iation iren i the "Aiiu MHI can put that in." LEEDS STUDENT Friday June 6. 1997 f EM'S PEOPLE ^LEEDSM CATERING OF STUDENT

CAFFElMt TUHK FOOF |NDULC|6MT COMFORT Man Utd we ain't WHILE you were sweating it out 1— —*—i 1 . 1-3 for your degree this weekyomi r university sat an examination of TOKEN its own -and failed miserably. APPUE- The latest national university league table saw Leeds plummet to depressing rrrrnm LtzzEZzzzz depths - among the Coventry Citys and To EASE THE Sunderlands instead of the Liverpools OF and Manchester Uniteds. Leeds University sank to a dismal 36th position, while LMU tared even worse, spiralling down to . HyPK.AUL.lCS' 84th, just a do/en places from receiving the wooden (BE.FORJE. ^ AFTER) spoon. Both institutions are left gasping the wake of their traditional rivals in Birmingham. Bristol. Manchester, Nottingham and Sheffield. Exams require careful attention to dietary intake If universities were like Hxnball eluhs ilien students would he up in amis, lecturers would be slapping in transfer requests and the dreaded sole of confidence would base been issued for 1 .eeds' two —= LETTERS TO THE EDITOR — managers. Alan Wilson and 1 .eslie Wagner. Unsurprisingly, the Vice-Chancellors ha\e been keen to cry foul, claiming Tin- Tunes' scoring A bone to pick with heads of state or just disgruntled at the amount methods arc oil-side and fail to present an accurate of mozarella on the refec pizza? As if MEDIA EXPOSURE wasn't picture. incentive enough, there's a lottery-rivalling CASH PRIZE for the best Creditable As in the time-worn debate over school league letter this week and every week. Write to The Editor at Leeds Student, LUU, PO tables, they argue certain measurements distort the truth, [-'or example Leeds I 'Diversity 's appalling Box 157, Leeds LS1 1UH, fax (0113) 246 7953 or drop by the LMUSU office at City Site rating for graduate destinations - the se\enth worsi in Britain - is put down to its graduates' superior Dear Kditor, of gangs and violence. inner-city povertv and reliability for returning questionnaires e\en if they understand why so many are out ol work. which leads to events unemployment. youngsters in Hyde Park and AS a long term resident such as this latest "riot". The hostility is more- And there is no doubt the bald table masks some Burley are involved in dings and highl) creditable ratings for individual university it Leeds o. I was What about the likely it some students other crime. people who run the local (and it only needs a few > departments. horrified by your 'Riot In an area with 60 percent plus But (hen whatever the problems. they must apply Special' supplement I churches and community are seen to be insensitive youth unemployment and extreme to local people - for to all universities to a greater or lesser extent \.\ cry lave just seen. associations, or the levels of poverty there is little other \ ice-chancellor in the country doubtless has an I realise yours is a workers (paid and example when late night opportunity for many to see any volunteers i at the Hyde loud voices or music axe to grind about some damn lie or statistic. student newspaper and future outside ol drug dealing/ Although I.ceils might have been judged so focuses on student Park Detached Youth disturb people who have taking and crime. somewhat harshly, it is stretching credulity to believe matters. Hut what Work Project, or the In gel up carlv tor work organisers of last year's Dear Kditor, 'I he shameful neglect of this that calculational anomalies alone can explain a horrified me as much as or school the next day. area, along w ith high Hyde Park 1'nily Day on Leeds Sln

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SATURDAY 14TH JUNE GLASTONBURY WARM UP - LAST ONE TILL OCTOBER FEATURING DJ WELFROG ESCAPE FROM SAMSARA CHRIS MADDEN SIMON SCOTT SOUND CLASH TANDOORI SPACE 9 TILL 2 TICKETS £5 ON THE DOOR HARVEY MILK BAR LEEDS UNIVERSITY S.U. LEEDS STUDENT Friday June 6,1997 Confession time: No exams for me OW was genuinely dirtier in June, but The exam experience it for people definitely go bonkers. itself is always something of It's the revision that does it an anti-climax, unless, of H.you?" of course, all those course, something goes Your eyes try to wccks/days/minutes spent wrong. The chance of there cooped up indoors having being a compulsory question focus on the blurred crises about what colour you on (he paper is directly figure in front of haven't used in your proportional to how many you as you condensed notes yet. past-papers-without-one that Revision is a truly you have branded onto your desperately try to demoralising experience and retina. Moreover, the remember their there is still no better way of probability that you will name. You're defining absolute despair need more paper with about than timing your tea-time three minutes of vital exam sweaty, you're rex ision break for time left is entirely kackered and you Neighbours then realising dependent on whether the wish you'd put more that you saw it at lunchtimc m\ igilalor is memorising all and you know where the the names of the fit tot!) on effort into the tortoise is hiding. iheir register. preparation. Of course, once the exams "Eh?" you clumsily are over, life will be brilliant a postgraduate. I ask your new-found you constantly remind have dabbled in the Ji f black art of exam partner, desperately invigilation and don't he AMVAL hoping they found it as Students have fooled, it's exactly as easy as crap as you and that it looks. The only hard part you'll never ever see exams all year was getting the shoes lo squeak, bin even that can be them again. "It was round these managed in a mere hour' long shite mate, I can't OF THE session of watching would- believe it was over so days, but it's still be captains of industry quickly, it's never tremble before my ever) normally like that," you the summer word. manage, hoping this instalments that "Oh of course the international road drilling ASHES will placate them and drive you loopy heats being held outside the NOW showing on a television leave you to deliberate exam room will be taken into near you. It goes on for ages, it on how to perform account when those kindly confuses Americans and in yourself, promising that you examiners mark your paper, recent years we've been better in the future. will do all the things and will I mention it? Leave it "Yeah, number five completely crap at it. But hooray visit all the places that you with me, don't worry about a for cricket. was a real bitch wasn't it." dimly remember from the thing." Power corrupts and We've got the weather, we've Your worst fears are prospectus. absolute power means being got shiny new white kits, we've confirmed, "shit. I only The days will go on for able to shout "five minutes probably been skittled out for saw four questions," you ever, the beer will flow left, its too late to save your sixteen already, but the Ashes stammer, followed by "oh, ceaselessly and you'll be sorry underprepared skins series should just about make up and you're a crap shag by- able to play football in the now". for no football (no I mean proper the-way," just to complete park just like those lucky I myself have now been football - wet Wednesdays in the metaphor. sods that you have to walk exam-free for three years and Grirnsby, that sort of thing). past on your way to a three 38 days. Most days it's okay. And the best thing about this Maybe you've finished, hour stint in the sports hall I occasionally get a craving [HI sun's been out barely a around, blah blah. maybe you haven't and bi-annual ritual humiliation involving less careless fun for keywords on little pieces from the country of the silly few days and already the We smoke, we drink, we maybe you didn't have any and more desks. of cardboard, but I reckon prophets of doom are telling us have casual sex and we live in in the first place, but abbreviations? It's on the BBC. (FACT - it is the same I'm over the worst. The 'Highlights on Sky Sports 2 at to hide indoors Leeds 6, so what chance has somehow they will have five people who play football hardest thing is knowing that Bollocks. The sun's the skin cancer of booting us off touched your life. Students 8pm' Ha Ha read it and weep by those trees on the any day, with no warning, I Murdoch. reason that we escaped from this mortal coil? have exams all year round morning of your first exam could fall into a career where the dark freezing oceans and Tunnel dwelling road these days, but it is still the Essential viewing for every year, they were there I'll need to go back to them. everybody, especially students as started living in Southern protesters see as much sun as summer instalments that in my first year, they are Still, they never said it facing caves with a nice the average Brit so piss off and drive everyone loopy. it starts at Ham, and we all there this morning and they would be easy, and after all know what opens at Ham, don't conservatory in the first place. leave us alone you pasty faced Maybe it's the hot will be there when Leslie it's only a little test, no more Blah, blah, blah, skin vampires. weather, maybe it's the end- we boys and girls. Crap Wagner is just a distant than a mid-term assessment impressions of Geoffrey Boycott cancer, blah blah, wear a T-- Go on, have a sunbathe - of-year feeling or maybe the feline grin.) really. I can handle it. shirt, factor 3000 cream and you might be knocked over by carpets and walls do get all around then, 1,2,3 preferably a suit of armour a career in accountancy STEEEEKY WEEEEKEEEET. should you have one lying tomorrow. NEXT WEEK: DAVID ADAM BOWS OUT WITH HIS LAST EVER COLUMN 10 LEEDS STUDENT Friday June 6, 1997 Holiday horrors BOMBAY BATTLER AN INTREPID traveller is set to embark on a journey that will take him half way round the world, despite suffering from ME, uvvYc.v for TV girl Dun Chcctluim. A TRAUMATISED By LAURA DAVIS money and I was determined to Peter Hillman, who graduated get them back so I ran after him from Leeds University in 1995, holiday-maker is set to programme about disastrous and scratched his neck to get my plans to leave in September, appear on a top holiday experiences. bag? travelling overland to India via daytime chatshow "He was horrible, really "I then thought I'd lost him Europe, Turkey. Iran and Pakistan mixed up", said Julie. "He kept but after I'd been on the ferry before reaching his final after she was chased saying awful things to me, he for two hours I realised he was destination of Bombay. The across Europe by a was constantly putting me down still there. He kept staring at me. expedition will last five weeks 'travelling companion and making a fool of me in front I just couldn't escape." and will cost less than an average of other people. He even tried to plane ticket. from hell'. throw me over a car bonnet." Followed Peter has been affected by Julie Gibson's holiday "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" for in Belgium turned into a Arrested Julie's pursuer followed her the past ten years, and was bed nightmare when her from Brussels to London, bound for at least two. ME causes His behaviour became so bad through Bruges, Felixstowe and physical problems that do not help fellow traveller, a student that Julie eventually went to the Ipswich. "I eventually lost him his travelling situation, but Peter from the University of Belgian police. "They were in London and I've never seen overcomes this by "taking it easy London, began to subject really great," she said. "They him again since. I don't want to when necessary, resting at the arrested him for following me either. I don't usually hate her to verbal abuse, and tried to get me a ferry home people, but I really hate him. 1 right time, and doing the refusing to leave her alone minimum on bad days." On a as quickly as possible." don't care what happens to him. and finally stealing all her However, Julie had not yet 1 know it's a terrible thing to recent trip, he was confined to bed escaped from his clutches. in a Buddhist monastery after a possessions. say, but he could die for all I "When I arrived at the ferry port care." bout of malaria. Now the Textiles he was there waiting for me. He When he returns, Hillman The Kilroy episode featuring Industries finalist is to share stole my bag and said that he Julie's holiday exploits will be hopes to become an independent her tales of woe with the travel consultant helping students was going to make my life hell. broadcast on BBC1 in the TRAVEL TRAUMAS: Julie Gibson's holiday nightmare is to gain nation on Kilro\ in a He had my passport, tickets and "live in paradise for $5 a day". her a spot on chatshow Kilroy Pic: Shaun de Wet Steyn Summer.

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Dead funny A DISTRAUGHT widow collapsed and died instantly at her husband's funeral last week after hearing a voice from inside her husband's coffin crying, "let me out!" ALERT OVER However Claudia Sassi. who tiled from shock, never realised that Ihe voice actually belonged to her lifelong friend and fellow mourner. \entriloquist Jacques de Putron. A de\astated Putron said. "I thought that it would cheer everyone up". SEX ASSAULT Swap shock THE latest vicious By LAURA DAVIS attack in a string of restaurant when she noticed she DIVORCED Correen sexual assaults in the was being followed. The man Zahn/inger is suing her ex - asked her where she was going Gromit's grand night out husband" when it came to university area has left then grabbed her. gripping her ight that "he" was actually a its victim distraught. wrist so she couldn't escape. 'she". The assault took place The attacker finally let the Twenty-two-year-old woman go when she relaxed, Zahn/inger was wed se\cn as the woman, a medical putting him off guard. nonths before realising student from Leeds She ran to her boyfriend's Hibby Antonio Marciano was University, walked house and the attacker left in the christened Valerie. Suing for direction of Woodhouse Lane. breech of contract and towards her boyfriend's house in Woodhouse after Her boyfriend and friend emotional distress Correen searched for him but without said, "I thought the sex was a night out with friends. realistic." The assailant grabbed her from behind, punching her in Nasty the ribs before forcing her Police say that the incident against a wall where he was a particularly nasty assault indecently assaulted her. and they are doing their best to The victim was walking find the attacker. down the side of the Kashmir The assailant is described as Afro-Caribbean in appearance, in his 20s. about hft 3ins and of stocky build. He had a round face anil a small gold hoop Burning rubbers caning in his left ear. He was wearing blue jeans with a baggy A WORLD-WIDE population top and black Kicker shoes. survey claims that out of the Union officials have 175 million pregnancies that reiterated safety warnings and are conceived every year a advice. Female students are massive 43 per cent of them urged not to walk around at can be described as an night by themselves and to carry "accident". a personal alarm with them.

Cash dash • ANYONE with information ANYONE FOR CHEESE?: Animated heroes Wallace and Gromit are to take to the stage in Leeds which could lead to the next week in life size form. The pair, who will appear in Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Night Out, will US DRIVERS stole an identity of any of the attackers be played by actors, and fans will recognise characters Shaun the sheep and the penguin.The show astounding £170,000 when is asked to contact Milgarth opens at Leeds Grand Theatre on Monday July 7 and runs until Saturday July 12 and tickets are thousands of $20 bills spilled Scene of the crime CID on 243 5353. available from the box office on 245. Pic: Shaun de Wet Steyn from an armoured truck on a freeway in Detroit. The lucky commuters left their vehicles parked in the Star of the common people PLANNED middle of the busy road and Fresh hopes for scrambled around on their hands and knees in an attempt SHAKE UP to gel the cash. A GOVERNMENT confidante is preparing controversial plans for murder appeal King's clothes the future of national further TV FUNNYMAN Frank education, \\ritcx Kitiuml Aiily. NEW hopes have arisen for a By LAURA DAVIS The proposals could affect man convicted of murdering his Skinner paid £11,000 for one Police were first told about millions of students nationwide. millionaire business partner in of Elvis Presley's shirt at an the burial site by a prisoner who Helena Kennedy, chair of a order to cover up fraudulent auction in London. claimed that he disposed of committee of inquiry into activities. Skinner bought the Martin's body in 1992. after he increasing opportunities for Colin James has been blue shirt in the London Rock was accidentally killed by further education, will publish a appealing against the court's Memorabilia Sale saying: "I professional gangsters. II the report, calling for student funded decision, with the help of his think I'll sleep in it tonight". body is uncovered it will mean university tuition fees and a daughter Annabelle. a law gixxl news for James, who graduate tax. student at Leeds University. daughter Annabelle describes as Driving passion The generated income will be since he was charged in April "as well as he can be." ENGLISH drivers miss their diverted to a "learning 1994. regeneration fund". "He's on a wing with 170 cars move than loved ones, a His case has been accepted convicted murderers but he's "Less than one quarter of the for review by the Criminal Cases Green Flag survey has doing his best to cope. He gets a five million students in England Commission which was set up in revealed. bit despondent sometimes, attend universities - yet two thirds April. Out of 200 cases. James's Over a half say that they especially around anniversaries. of the posi-sch

Glamour and glitz are back in tov happy people tell JENNI JONES w year balls are on the horizon. Snc

HERE is nothing night life is bustling and indeed Britain is booming. Restaurants are like your one and packed and decadence is back in Tonly graduation ball fashion. Alright we know that we to get you kicking and poor student s are hardly reaping the financial rewards, but we are screaming about the high involved in the mood and the street in search of the emerging glamorous look. 'ultimate outfit'. There Cocktails and peroxide sales are rocketing and cigarette holders are word about the fashion popping up all over the clubs. The office this year is that you number of girls and boys who are are just not fully dressed wondering around the campus looking like dyed blonde funky without more than a touch skunks is alarming. As a brunette I of glamour. Yes glamour is argue that it is not about having back, loud and 'more' fun but just about throwing caution to proud and the wind and you just This is a new era of giving anything can't get ago. celebration and as exams It seems away from that this mood it. If you finish the party is really is every think it's where, what going to start taking off. better place to not your give it full scene then expression than prepare to be converted! your very own graduation ball. Not many people get to go to a ball Every girl wants to feel like let alone one in honour of you and a star indeed the bell of the your closest friends, wow, what an ball. There is nothing like a event. The fact is that dressing up is feather boa and some false no longer scorned and there is eyelashes to give a 'diva' edge certainly no such thing as being over dressed. Make an entrance and think to a look. To the fashionably loud and proud. challenged out there you may It is alright for the lads, they have be forgiven for thinking that a guarantee of looking sophisticated glamour was a ghost from the and rather sexy (soft spot) in their dinner jackets. An event such as this seventies rearing its head only can instil fear in the girl who is not in the 'Love Train', or perhaps accustomed to the art of letting the worse, restricted to the stunner, within us all, out for the boudoirs of Barbara Cartland night. You want to look extra special, positively drop dead gorgeous. Well and Bet Lynch. Well no! you are the lucky ones, what could Glamour is hot, it's they wear when grunge was in? This sophisticated and anyone who year there are no limits on what you is anyone has at least a touch can wear and no hard and fast rules of glitz in their on how to wear it. wardrobe this is so theatrical you summer. can almost small the boards ( It's taken a few Gexaggeration sorry). Its not years but glamour has limited to the girls either. Boys all well and truly arrived. over campus are plucking up the Just looking around courage to really dress up and defy campus the evidence the gender rules. It's really like going is clear. The 'student back to dressing up days, this time look' has slowly been around tailoring a look to suit you and transformed over the your personality last few years . Gone. It short, tight and bright is you 1 banished rather into a then go for it. If not and you are alter \ minority are the something a little more sophisticated Price list Doctor Martins and the choice is really endless.'4 the Bon Jovi T-shirts. There are two main ways to go Above; Rose print dress £55, Gold leaf £85. Right, Ivory drape £75. One look around the about organising your outfit. You can Old Bar on a Saturday cither build some glamour onto a available from Dawn Stretton. night and it looks modest number or get an outfit with a Opposite page clockwise from top. Jane; white dress £35, Lucinda; more like novelty design and knock 'em dead Stringfellows (a little on its own. Personally I would prefer turquoise dress £35, below, black dress £25, all available from Miss imagination please). to accessories. It's much more tun Selfridge.Centre Transparent dress with dragon print £85, available What is emerging is a and.you can reinvent an outfit whole generation of countless times. Classics that can from Dawn Stretton, Corn Exchange. image conscious reulK make a look are things like students in Leeds. lona doves, perhaps colour Accessories: Feather boa £12, Long gloves £6, Mask £4.99. All This is linking coordinated with shoes and jewellry. available at Sugar Shack. into the national Wigs are tons of fun and can really picture. Every major transform your image if that is what Models: JAN and LUCINDA city is picking up. you are after. The feather boa is 12 No. 24 Friday

PLUS: BRASSED OF Pete Postlethwaite i his new found fame

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There are still some tickets left for the 1997 Graduation Ball, available from LUU CATS, LUU Ents Office, LUU Rag Office and LMUSU. £39.50 cash & cheque, credit card sales subject to fee). Tickets sold at LMUSU are subject to booking fee. Price includes all entertainment, transport and food Tickets are now available to all students e now balls

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Stakis Leeds Hotel, Mill Green View, Ring Road, Leeds LSI 4 5PQ STAKIS Tel: 0113 273 2323 • Fax: 0113 232 3018 LEEDS contents Juice Friday June 6 1997 3 •Friday October 18 1996 \ :&i} 4-6 n music Belle and Sebastian: seven strangers who met THE SWERVE OF Carlos' hall is nothing in an all-night cafe and formed a band. They say compared to the highlight of your final full stop in your final exam. You never have to do this again. Strip off your shirt, books swap it with your mate and wallow in the euphoria ol exam bliss. Panda to your bear's brain. It's official, Winnie the Pooh is a master of pedagogic methodology

SO IT'S ALL OVER. Q-9 W~m interview Exams are over and it's time to bask in the sunlight of your future Pete Postlethwaite: The Usual Suspect is careers. Lap it up because for the next forty years Brassed Off with the British film industry you will work your fingers to the bone and look enviously at your lottery winning mates. God, it's too much arts txmm, According to the Internet Movie Critic, you'll

SO YOU'VE GOT like this page more than Lethal Weapon 3 ONE TO GO. Exam hell it needn't be. Read those hooks, sit your tests and feel good. (Jet pissed and stress out big centre interview style over the biggest stress stress stress oh parsnips turnips it's all going horribly Pete Tong Crash through the Ballards with the man whose book became the most controversial film of the year

THE RESULTS OF the caber tossing on my in vision muni's naval base. Oh 15-22 God, don't freak out with your house mates.Exams! centre spread They're just as bad, they Efficiently organised screening don't wash up and you fall schedules of a televisual nature over the beer cans exams exams book into a hotel immediately 23B television Richard and Judy meet Reservoir Dogs THANKS, YOU in a gut-splattered TV face-off BASTARDS. OK so I've got two exams to go and you're lording it down the pub. You've finished but I've got that Juice's weekly rant at British culture extra mile to go. Laugh you're head off 'cos when your stomach's getting pumped I'll be walking out c'mon the exam room seeing you Mv first complaint is the to inflict mv naked llesh on blessed with skin so pale that on a stretcher. smallest shorts and a beha\ lour that the sun seems perfect strangers. Then there I .1111 almost see through. It bottle of factor 20 but to illicit in normal!) sane are the people who look too would lake buckets of highl) e\pensi\e lake tan to make not me. This human beings. One snitt ol good, all tanned and well dtessed making me me look like I had at least &sm aberration in the feel like a genetic been outside, never mind been normal pattern of 'One sniff of sunshine and mutant in a master sunbathing, liven if I do make British weather does race ol perfect a vague attempt at spending HILLS. THANK YOU. not fill me with joy. there is more unnecessary humans. time in the sun I have to vveai I'm left in the house and You know who I am, I Medical experts so much sun block that I look you owe a shit load for The sun is shining, am the onlv one in Hyde flesh on show than in a tell us that 'tanned like I am preparing to swim the gas and lecey. You and I for one wish to Park silting undei a tree skin is damaged the Channel. were great but now low budget Swedish film' skin', fashion gurus So you can keep \otii make a complaint, wearing more clothes than vou've gone and I'm all \ou and looking decidedly decide thai the sarongs and ridiculous!) alone in paving twelve well several uncomfortable. I am not being sunshine and there is more anaemic druggie look is in. expensive wrap-around grand in unpaid bills. Oh complaints actually. n rational or unfair. I like unnecessary flesh on show and still the work! is shades. I will he inside in a student life, earwigs. sunshine in moderation, but I than vou would find in most populated by miraculous!) darkened room while vou sun Sunshine might have dubious low budget Swedish brown people e\en aflei worshippers cook vourselves By Spike ha\e mv reasons lor lulling it you reaching for your too. lilnis. I personally prefer not months of had weather. I ,1111 undei the evil I 'V rays.

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Single of the Week Gloriously out of step with today's pop fare, BELLE AND SEBASTIAN make timeless music for incurable romantics everywhere. PIERS MARTIN rides the bus to Glasgow

very so often a music, even at this tender two year known about that. "Yeah, it would compose intricately structured, band sneaks into old stage, has been afforded be completely different for someone beautifully melodic songs that, the world that it's something of a cult status. outside the band," he quietly compounded with his whimsical, almost impossible And, as befits such a unique concurs. "But I think Tigermilk [the lightly socialist, and sprightly achievement, the Glaswegian seven- debut album] is a better record lyrics, resonate with a slightly not to fall in love piece aren't particularly bothered. anyway." The Wannadies 'Shorty' (Indolent) Ewith. Belle and Sebastian knowing, life-affirming joie de This lackadaisical, oddly Not very revealing, all told, but vivre. His naive, often character- are one of those rare things. nonchalant disposition - they rarely that's the beauty of this kind of based, narratives, his sort of All pint-sized people should buy this record to You may have heard about play live, for music: it speaks childlike, wide-eyed optimism, make them feel better about their plight. them. example, as for itself, and although countered with a healthy Starts cute and quiet then springs about with Chances are you've caught it's too much how it was dose of urban cynicism, are more electric guitars and whizzing sounds. It's an their haunting, gentle pop hassle to get 'We wan Ho be in made or who akin to short stories set to a breath- nteresting take on the age old height problem missives leaking from your them all made it are takingly elegant soundtrack. together at the though, according to this, .being short is radio when you least expect. arts and really "He was never a bus driver," same time - is secondary annoying because tall people always fancy From early championing by Stuart David clarifies, "but he does you for your little cutie aura. So we get some John Peel to full-on hero worship reflected in e Pops' concerns. get all his ideas from riding around [strange lyrics like 'You're nice and all but on the much-lamented Mark bassist Stuart Indeed, on buses most of the time. He has you're too tall'. Overall another tip-top tune Radcliffe evening show to, ooh, B- David's Tigermilk, got a Glasgow bus pass, though. humbling of last year's from The Wannadies. list, nearly-priority airplay on good released last summer, came about as Stuart writes all the songs to a old radioneffem. extraordinary second album, // part of a project on Stow College's finished state and then we help with Silver Sun'Julia'(Polydor) That the group's recorded output You're Feeling Sinister. music course. Recorded and mixed the arrangements, so they are his to date - two already classic albums "We were pretty disappointed with in three days, and limited to 1000 songs, really. It's not that we make Noel's influence begins to be felt. The Oasis- and the more recent "Dog On it," he muses, "because once you've vinyl-only copies, it sold out long this music because there's nothing heard the songs live it's hard to ago. style opening here leads on to a summery Wheels"EP - treads carefully on out there that we like, although that musical territory previously plotted make it sound like that on record. It also marked the emergence of could be more the case for Stuart, I Beach Boys chorus, but they never quite And everyone really thinks it manage to match the skills of their obviously by the likes of Nick Drake, Felt, the band's singer and songwriter, mean, everyone in the band likes a could've been better." Stuart Murdoch, a 28 year old with huge range of music." favourite bands. A bit like Northern Uproar, Tindersticks, and Simon and really. The verses stomp along quite happily . Garfunkel, it comes as no surprise But the people that listened to a penchant for riding his city's One of the reasons that you may like a sub-standard 'She's Electric', making to learn that Belle and Sebastian's and loved the album can't have public buses. He also manages to not be entirely familiar with Belle this a catchy pop tune but ultimately not very gripping. If they try a bit harder next time... who knows? But maybe they're trying their hardest already. Fluffy 'I Wanna Be Your Lush' (Parkway)

'I wanna be your kitten. Caress my fur. Suffocate me with a whisper. Hear me purr', rasp Fluffy, the wannabe Spice Girls of rock. It M Their brand of girl power became stale long ago. Crass, inane, boring, strangulated and cliched, this is the sound of four spoilt little rich girls begging for a shag. Will anyone attacked by adoring women and want to take them up on their offer? I doubt it. dancing worse than Tim Booth, Oh, and what exactly is a "lush"' he certainly whipped up the Symposium / You Am I crowd. Good job too if you ask me: the music alone wouldn't. Supergrass 'Sun Hits The Sky' Duchess ol York Remember the traditional (Parlophone) indie-rock of the late 80's earl) last week 90's? Remember all the hands it Fu/./y as a sidehurn. slightly psychedelic, spawned? All peddling the same hurtling down a freeway, this belongs to the he best live band in sound, the same look the same world of 'Easy Rider'. There's a seventies Britain. That's what even-thing. Remember how sci-fi organ solo and snakey eastern beats fade . the music press have boring things got? Well. out, too. In fact, all sorts of cool stuff. said about Symposium. Ad Symposium obvioush don't. 'Alright', then (ho, ho)? No. but good in a infinitum. Ad nauseum. The overwhelming feeling at mad for it summery kindu way. Their handful of single the end of the evening is that releases, memorable only in they don't have enough original Finley Quaye 'Sunday Shining' (Sony) their general mediocrity, had yet ideas, variation or subtlety to be to convince me they could live able to carry their music beyond a live audience. As it stands, the Chilled out summer tune of the week. Cool up to such an accolade. So, heats, mellow brass, a nice hit of slide guitar. imagine my surprise upon music is fast and loud- just seeing a Duchess of York enough to provide the perfect and a twang)-voiced Jamaican singer. A moshing atmosphere- but the modern take on Bob Marley without the packed to the gills with indie- annoyance factor of Inner Circle or Peter kids -and I mean kids (some question remains; did the Andre. "The sun is shining just for you. were young enough to be audience go so loop) because described as 'foetal')-jumping, Symposium cm a great live There's nothing else to do." - one for when band, or because they have been \onr exams finish. Coming to a tinny stereo in diving, invading the stage, and Hyde Park (but only just in earshot, of course) generally behaving in very called a great live band'.' irresponsible manner indeed. A final word on the support- The youth of today eh? 'You am I": brilliant, go and see One of the youngest, jumpiest them. If you want. Sonja Todd and Lauren Fiszzon of these was Symposium's lead sinaer Ross. Drenched in sweat. Robby Elson

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and Sebastian is thai they don't do too man) interview s, or at least they aren't subjected to garish multi-media o\crc\posure like \irlualK every other ten-a-penn>. anorak-clad indie combo. Straight in at Number One is definitely riot part of their strategy. If even have a strategy. As such. re peicei\ed as awkward and unconventional. But it's not like they dare to be different. "No, it's rather the nature of the business that's awkward." Stuart says. "I think one of the reasons we ha\e been misrepresented is because of how people interpret the songs. Hut o\cr the last lc\\ months certain record labels have spent an hand's image tends way it comes to be in the proper charts and be on awful lot of money to precede their out. really." TO/I nl the /'tip.*,, but I don't know him on iiist courting us •product', it's .And lor tht much disgusting .stuff you have lo do and it's quite refreshing lo future'.' lo be able lo do thai." disgusting. We'd 1 don't think that our songs fit stumble across an "Well, we Not very much, given thai "Dog On really just like to act that aren't don't Wheels" narrowly missed a Top 40 be able to do it all afraid to use a want position a lew weeks ago. And with a completely into any particular fashion... we st\ lophone and new EP out in the summer and independently." Whose vocalist can another album to follow, in theoi\. ing the lines: "A/v before Christmas, soon everyone will ut now that want to write timeless songs' \brother luul be wanting a piece of the action. you've ro;;/o.v<'u\/lt took the action. Hell, they might even ha\e lo B members (Stuart D. Isobel. Richard. pla\ live. A game for the future, then: British Isles, surely you must be ready lieuf oil nic for ii n liilc/ile \looil n/i to mo\c onto fresher pastures'.' I.ike Chris. Steuc and Sarah) in an all- willi a Miilor /rieml/Aiiil nitiile it Which is \oitr favourite member of I ranee, perhaps. "Well, one major night Cdasgow cafe, after which they known n/ton m\ sister's \\-eililini; day" md Sebastian? The dog. 1 think, label took us across to Paris for some all jumped in the studio and recorded from "The Slate I Am In". definitely. shows and paid for it all." he recalls. mlk. It's a rather quaint tale, and "I don't think that our songs fit into "And it'd be good to go there again could have been created in one any pailicular fashion." the bassist but that time "it felt a bit like being Stuart Murdoch's short lyrical stones. and BctS website coordinator notes, taken out on a dale and then you ha\e Which in fact ii was "and Stuart would like to write lo sleep with them afterwards because 'Yeah, that was just a imlh." he timeless songs, especially in says. "Me and Stuart met first in a ,! >pcnt so much mon Ah. the traumas of being a mild - ludio. and Richard (drumsi But we don't sel on; mannered modern lock ba was my flatmate. But I think he met make them sound a aren't helped In a haiidfu1 (guitar, \ocals. harmomcai and certain perpetuated myths surroundin Isob, .den in a -l plays It sound how they think it [IUK Inn not hall' as line should be and that's the as the music

beats, was a bit like Live Reading or Phoenix or any other lager-fuelled, sun- I Tribal Gathering scorched extravaganza. Luton Hoo Estate, Except all the paying masses were united under the spirit of dance. Or something. t's the New Rock - Alternatively, it might have 'n' Roll! Officially! had something to do with the .Yup, the multi- fact that Kraftwerk were to give their first live legged groove machine performance in nearly a that is dance music is decade. Generally hailed as how so splendidly the saviours of modern music, similar to its older as the pioneers of bleeping musical sibling that it bald-headed techno wibbling, or as the sliced bread you can even has its own dance to (it's easy, honestly), commercialised their performance was nothing corporate Diesel- short of staggering. sponsored Big Day Out. And so it came to pass that This year's Tribal 12,000 salivating people in the Gathering, save for the canvas equivalent of a giant sardine tin were treated to an acts' fondness for repetitive effortless mining of the most revered and sampled back catalogue in history. Out they came: "Pocket Calculator", "Numbers", "Man Machine", each with typical Germanic efficiency and witty aplomb, their black-clad creators occasionally breaking rank and, er, smiling.

Mischievous to "Radioactivity", always one of Orbital, meanwhile, know play The 'Quo's "Down the last, Ralf and Florian their finest tunes, that they can't follow their heroes' Down" and, of course even seemed to have manages to get the whole tent astonishing performance but "Teenage Kicks"; Richie recruited Red Dwarfs grooving. It's deliciously give it a go anyway. Recent Hawtin dished out plenty of Kryten as the fourth ironic, too, that beneath the singles like "The Saint" and pure, organic Detroit techno; member. screens bearing the legends "Satan" are trotted out, yet and Sashii played a stunning Sure, songs like "Trans 'Hiroshima' and 'Sellafield', compared to the glistening selection of his weirdly Europe Express" and "Tour the crowd are having the time "Halcyon" and "Lush", are colourful records that, even at De France" may have of their lives. little more than formulaic. 5.30am with the sun raising its revolutionised the way we They unveil an By 3am, though, Daft unwanted head, sounded look at music, and it's a unspectacular new song, play Punk's simplistic, wired nothing short of perfect. wonderful experience to "The Robots" without being house doodlings are just what So much to do, so much to hear them live (especially present on stage, and then the the exhausted crowd need. It's see, then. Tribal Gathering '97 with their synchronised real robots appear. The set hard, not too fast, and stupidly will go down in history as the film montages), but, and closes aptly with a gliding, if melodic; "Da Funk" and day Kraftwerk came, saw, and dare it be noted, they not plodding, 'Music Non- "Around The World" are conquered just about actually get a bit boring Stop'. Kraftwerk are now seamlessly fused together and, everything and everyone. It after a while. sporting luminous yellow whilst they may have zero wasn't all 'Werk, 'Werk, Thank heavens, criss-cross jumpsuits and, yes, stage presence, it's the music 'Werk, but it may as well have then, for a throbbing, nay, they do have a wicked sense that keeps the fans focused. been. romping version of of humour. Elsewhere, John Peel did Piers Martin combining them with singer so quiet neighbours who kept in homage to the shop off the "Furious Temper" for one. is a Alburn Trish's breezy, oddly sexy vocals themselves to themselves and Alburn bottom of Victoria Road!) is a pure gem of a song. This is and a distinctly '90s nous for wouldn't hurt anyone. Next thing fabulous demonstration of the impeccable pop of the highest Broadcast experimentation and innovation. you know they've taken your Chest attack that is achieved every time order.. Broadcast's charm lies ultimately ears hostage and melted your they play live, a barrage of spiky Congratulations Chest, now go Work And Non-Work (Warp) in their fantastic songs. heart. Mystery Superette pop with harmonies wrought in forth, slay the evil Noelrock and "Accidentals" trills and Piers Martin cy-cold melodies and (FiercePanda) heaven, gentle heartbreaking conquer the kingdom of pop! trembles its frosty way through moments and dramatic rifferamas; stainless steel finishes - tales of twee suburbia, whilst ook Leeds, you've got cheap pop thrills this is not. Andy Roberts Ithat's Broadcast for you. 'The Book Lovers", their finest superstars on your Mystery Superette brings The Birmingham five piece single to date, pilfers Phil Ldoorsteps. Forget Mel together some of the finest celebrate their signing to Spector's sonic genius, shoves it B and Spice Girls with their moments from their previously the effortlessly cool Warp in a transit van and then re- blatant cash-in ploys, you vinyl-only releases, like the utterly label with a recap of their records it in a library. With lots thrilling twin attack of "Jean of analogue keyboards, had an infinitely more finest moments to date. exciting pop sensation yonks Brodie".Then there's the tracks They may try to dress like obviously. Other waltzing, from the new single, lead track freezer-friendly pop excursions before 'Girl Power' seeped voguish cast-offs from some into the nation's "Aniseed" with its quite brilliant obtuse Godard movie - it's just go by the names of "Living chorus, or the melancholy of that they shop in charity shops. Room" and "The Note" - consciousness. "Nosebleed" that ends with the It's this icy-cool pick 'n' mix bookish, homely affairs, then, but Chest created a sound that most uplifting chiming guitar ethos that infiltrates their sound, with unclean ulterior motives. would instill fear in the devil (or nourish that you'll hear all year. too. Nipping tunes from '60s Probably. maybe even Scary Spice herself!). That's all before you've espionage TV thrillers and Broadcast are like those ever Their debut mini-LP ( yes. named mentioned the new tracks; COCKPIT Every Friday Every Saturday Swinegate. Leeds. For more info 0113 - 244 3446 the garage

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ICEBERG SLIM PAYBACK PRESS. £5.99 iniii Him k H/existence in Mississippi. course is an evasion of reality and However, rather than finding happiness, the aturally, honey represent responsibility, a piercing condemnation of family quickly tails apart as they beeome JOHN TYERMAN WILLIAMS philosophical truth, and Pooh eats MANDARIN, £5.99 existentialist thought and false involved with the gangsters and petty thieves of N potloads of it. It emerges that Pooh is humanitarianism. All the same, it is a good. the city's underworld. Also, their mother's absentminded on purpose, that Christopher though disappointing introduction to ruthless desire to gain the money and respect that he main purpose of this work is to Robin represents the ordinal) mind and philosophy, but most importantly it is a she feels she deserves causes her to stoop to remind us how damn fine the Winnie- every other philosopher isj6/K)r"J ril|e to homage to that Great Bear in the Sky- increasingly depraved measures. She poisons all Tthe-Pooh books were, and the inclusion Pooh's greatness. This lvffoK>Bounds like a Winnie-the-Pooh. those around her with her greed and malice, itself of E.H.Sheppard's drawings was a trampoline full of bundles with Philosophical a product of a harsh early existence characterised masterstroke. Williams seeks to convince us wit. most notably iuJK linkmg.of Hick Digsby by abuse and neglect. Thus she forces her eldest that Pooh, a Bear of linormous Brain, is a Existentialisin,(S.artre, son into a life of crime, whilst one of her master of pedagogic methodology who leads al) to the wi Pooh cvcjl daughters resorts to prostitution. We see how Otis us through the entire history of western though Exi^l fcalism onlwfeally spends his life in a desperate attempt to distance philosophy from Socrates to Sartre. Pooh emerged tejn fs after the books himself from his mother's manipulative influence achieves this through his various adventures were Rl| .1926). whilst vainly striving to control his own in the forest; in attempting to catch a Atlcr.tnuiiiph conv ineing us homosexuality. He hopes to pursue a Heffalump; in trying to survive the flood; of Poih's cep heterosexual relationship with a woman whom he and philosophy, weJjOjdntroved by a openly adores. His frustration at being unable to in becoming stuck in Rabbit's burrow hole. shade of embarrassment wj] make either her or himself truly happy is a focal For example; when Pooh falls into a gorse Williams tells us that point of the book. Thus he drifts from one equally influenced the destructive sexual encounter to another, existentialists. If so. Pooh fails to constantly suffering horrific abuse in his pursuit address what Camus called the of affection. "one truly serious philosophical problem...suicide". Is this an elaborate joke then? What next? A Freudian interpretation of Postman Pat distributing his mail seed, while Mrs. Miggins demonstrates the Oedipus complex? Personally, I think Tigger beats the ass off Pooh as a philosopher. First Eeyore accuses him of Being an existentialist, Eeyore decided Bouncing him into the river. suicide was not an option Tigger denies it. "I didn't really. I

THE ENDS OF THE [MTU * JOW« HI THE DMN OF THE his is an intense and gritty portrayal of ghetto life at its most vicious. You cannot •Biinrui Looking forward to getting your teeth into a paperback on the beach Tfail but be impressed by its ability to shock, PUPfRMHC [10 this summer but not feeling quite so enthusiastic about spending sadden and horrify you in a tale that is often valuable pint money on it? heartrending and always deeply disturbing. Just Well fear not because those nice people at Pan are celebrating 50 when you believe that things cannot possibly get aplan has written a travel book with a years as a successful publishing house and are doing their best to go any worse for Otis, something always happens to difference; he chose to seek out the most bust by giving 25 lucky JUICE readers a bestseller. Just answer the make you rethink your ideas. You are left K hopeless, desperate places on the face of the suitably simple question (designed for those suffering from post-exam wondering if he will ever really escape his life of Earth. Writing in the serious, yet personal style of a intellectual exhaustion) for the book you want and ring 231 4251 misery, you truly hope that he will, as you feel foreign correspondent, Kaplan backpacks around the with your answer, name and phone number the deepest sympathy for him. This is a rivetting slums and disaster areas of places like West Africa. India. Egypt, and Iran. insight into crime and racism in a big city, and Jackie Collins, Vendetta, Lucky's how poverty can break even the strongest person. There he finds economies failing dramatically, insoluble religious tension and along with vast Revenge This book cannot fail to make a huge impression Who is Jackie Collins' famous on you and is well worth reading. increases in population, the inevitable disease and poverty. sister? Helen Morrissey Kaplan writes knowledgeably and compellingly about the history and politics of the places he experiences. His observations are subtle and judged. never degenerating into outrage or disgust. Travelling Tom Sharpe, The Midden simply, he experiences the real lives of the poor, often Which of Sharpe's novels offering a poignant portrait of life among the remnants has been made into a of a civilisation. At times he encounters examples of successful film starring humanity at its best; in places w here the' Griff Rhys Jones? pinn help each other when then- government has failed Julian May, Magnificat to help them. Which number of the Galactic This is an important, truthful Milieu Trilog\ is .\-lu,(>niftcat'.' chronicle of the world as it is today; it is frightening, saddening and eve-opening, and Sheila Johnston, Keanu, A I hope it vv ill bring to Biography main people's attention some of the What is the name of Keanu continuing problems Reeves' band'.' of the modern world, which can be so lily and easily ignored. Colin Dexter, Death is now my neighbour Which TV drama is Dexter behind'.' Clare Siddall 8 Juice Friday June 6 1997 Pete Postlethwaite's least expected role was the angelic taxi driver in Labour's final election broadcast. He also starred in the big film of Freshers' week, BRASSED OFF Brassed Off, a local tale of mining folk fearing the Tory boot. Now at year's end STARS: EWAN MCGREGOR, TARA FITZGERALD, PETE POSTLETHWAITE the Tories have got a kicking and Brassed Off is still on. SARAH DAVIS gets

orthern wit, social down to brass snaps while LAUREN PUSHKIN talks to Pete about real comment, romance, a Nsuperb cast, and an xperienced producer should provide the ammunition for a tiard hitting drama, but what emerges is merely a hand irenadc in comparison to the bazukas that the British film industry has proved it can fire. During the 1992 pit closures, rimley Colliery is threatened too, as is their cherished linchpin of the community, the factional rimley Colliery Brass Band. The passion of the band leader (Pete 'ostelthwaite) is not shared by the •est of the band, all facing mminent unemployment, until he entrance of Gloria (Tara Fitzgerald) sparks a renewed nterest, particularly in one band member, Andy (Ewan McGregor). The band's story of heir path to the National Championships despite their poverty and family breakups is the leart of the film, but does-not tend MUCK o stir the emotions. The story is told with no frills, caving one feeling that the message is so simple and so unsubtle, that it loses any power or Force. The director's imagination has not been utilised at all, and

despite small touches of irony such as the rousing tune of "Land and Hope and Glory" as a eeting Pete T.F.I.Friday, but decide it today easily do. Postlethwaite maybe a bit of compassion, a fumble his words, before he jackground to a pit closure, there is safer to begin with what responds: "I don't like bit of humanity". Yet he is also finally releases the name s no real inspired passion. Postlethwaite repeating, I don't like doing the firm to point out: "I'm not a "Macbeth... It's about ambition, Most tragic of all, is that the , is not what I was developing in his same thing twice. I don't tend member of any party even but I don't know what I feel film fails to instil a deep outrage at M career. to concern myself with the rest though I did the Labour election about ambition, and neither did would call every girl's the Tory government, as it tends "Keep your eye out for of the actors really, they get on broadcast," and, stealing the Macbeth." Feeling towards surface plot and feeling, dying dream, but after The Lost World: Jurassic with it." well known quote from uncomfortable, Postlethwaite rather than depicting a type of seeing him on Park II and also L'Amiston, So what was it, then, that Groucho Marx, adds: "I don't redirects the subject onto Vlike Leigh pathos which the T.F.I.Friday, slightly that's a very positive story." attracts him to a script? "I think I'd be a member of a Romeo and Juliet. subject deserves. It sounds positive to me personally like to look at what party that would have me as a "I think Baz Luhrmann did a This is not to say that the intoxicated, we shall I'm being asked to say, because brilliant job. It's a superb piece when I realise he will be member." He confirmed my acting is as lame as the plot. say, I thought the eventually I'm being asked to thoughts that he read scripts of film work - nobody else can working alongside Sir Indeed such a cast deserve far experience would at say something, and I need to even when he was not acting. touch Romeo and Juliet." But more, and are not done justice by Anthony Hopkins and know what I say." What role has presented does he believe Shakespeare the camera or the direction. The least be entertaining. Morgan Freeman. And I thought he didn't like Postlethwaite's greatest could realistically be adapted Northern accents are flawless, and At a glance, "Morgan -. \ challenge? onto our modern day screen? the comic lines are delivered with Postlethwaite is just as "Romeo and "The stories are universal; how perfect timing and bitter irony, but ( 'Telling a story you really believe Juliet was you choose to tell them is up to this is just not compelling strange as his photos fabulous...when reveal. His loud jacket difficult you and that's what's great viewing. he's awake, no. in, as accurately as you can, is the because of the about him." I am perplexed. It is a let down that such a and vibrant white trainers He's great." actual Did Postlethwaite not realise talented producer as Steve Abott seem to send out a totally Steven discipline of that all he had to do, as the could fail to see the pitfalls in Spielberg biggest challenge you can do/ priest, was use the bloody different statement from N speaking Brassed Off. Although hugely his neatly tied hair and directs this film, v._ ' Shakespeare in phone and Romeo and Juliet successful as the business concerning slavery and repeating himself. an American accent, in would still be alive? manager for the Monty Python clean-shaven face. I want tradeship. I wonder how he felt about Mexico." However, he will not Postlethwaite must have team, and director of Prominent to ask him Postlethwaite has worked the script for the Labour claim that performing informed me that he was 50 at Feature productions including A straight alongside many great actors in election broadcast, whether this Shakespeare is the most least seven times. He came into Fish Called Wanda, and its soon off his time, but starring in The was something he was being ambitious role for an actor. the business late in life, and I to be released sequel, Fierce Usual Suspects, In the Name of asked to say, or personally "Telling a story that you really ask what he thinks about youth Creatures, his partnership with about the Father, Romeo and Juliet believed in. He seems "thrilled believe in as accurately as you in the industry. Mark Herman has only resulted in and Brassed Ojff his credit list to bits" that Labour had can, is the biggest challenge "These people keep me Blame it on the Bellboy and would be enough to impress managed to win the election you can do." young, keep me on the ball. If Brassed Off. any employer in the industry. I after 18 years. So, I try to get through to the these people keep their heads, The film is not slick, nor am quite astonished to see how "When we go into the real Postiethwaite: what story is and look about them, then I'm punchy enough to succeed as a he had avoided falling into a millennium, we'll have new it that lie wants to tell? more than thrilled to be a part universal picture, and not clever stereotype, as many actors of thoughts, new beliefs and Unfortunately he starts to of whatever they do." He adds enough to make its mark us a political protest, hut is doomed to remain a pleasant Sunday afternoon movie. Shame, the British film industry was doing so well.. 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BAND OF HOPE AND GLORY: Playing the conductor in Brassed Off

LAUGHING BRASS: The film has had a record run at the Showcase PI'

POSTLE'S CREED: Pete on the beat helping to promote Brassed Off

the surprising news to many: loved it, loved it! I just wish 1'd "The director of 7'/ir I'.suul been slightly more compos Sits/iccts was 27 years old. and menus." He starts to elaborate the writer was 24 years old." about "the hospitality back Not only has Postlethwahc stage. It was very, very friendly. worked with young directors. The vodka and tonics are very but also with Leonardo large and the energy in that DiC'aprio and Ewan McGregor, place was just aina/ing." (1 can two actors who figure highly on envisage it.) "We were in the the walls of most I'emale seats. Chris and I. and he said students. "The> 're great... I 'Do you want a drink?' and I suppose they are two pin-ups. said 'Yes I'll have a vodka and Somebody said to me the other tonic'. I got the \odka and tonic day, 'Wow ' That's that man and 1 thought: Blimey! Has lie who actually hugged Leonardo put 'and tonic' in this vodka'.'" DiCapriofour times'." His excitement continues as he Although seemingly aware of recounts the experience: "By their poster image, the time they came to the door. Postlethwaite adamantly adds: I thought: Arghhh... this is live! "I don't think they should be So I wish I had been slightly held up as paragons of virtue, more compos mentis." they're just who they are." I Postlethwaite has a lot ol think 1 detected a tinge of respect for Chris E\ans for not jealousy. destroy ing him in such a vulnerable situation. He also here is one question I am informs me he would go back to dying lo ask - the first Riverside Studios, but what be Tone f am here for. hut sure to "slay out of the dare I ask it'.' I finally pluck up hospitality bar". the courage to ask Postlelhwaite The "/:/•:/. question has what he thought about his time finally been answered, and it is / / Friday. Suddenly, there the only question Pete was .1 whole look of elation on Postleth loha\e his lace, and I seemed to have answered truthfully as lumsdl ied something other than a and not from a script of w hat he staged role. thought we oiii>ht to hear. '"1 thought it was brilliant. I man that actually hugged Leonardo DiCaprio four times"/ 10 Juice Friday June 6 1997 7X7

SEVEN BY SEVEN What's <|oin«| ii|i anil WEST YORKSHIRE PLAYHOUSE down in the juice hot 7 JUNE 5 JULY films hit |»;ir:ulc? CRASH ust started at the WYP Another film with are seven weeks with i more hype than seven new plays by seven I content. J * James Spader This is not a movie review writers. This innovative idea, rand Holly Hunter star in this giving new writers the chance 'grotesque J G Ballard tale of sex because, as CLARE to be discovered is an I and car crashed. The only question ' is, will they show car adverts excellent opportunity to get I before the film? LISTER discovered, new talents noticed and to see they are extinct different forms of theatre CON AIR with many new and fresh »Looks like the Rock, ideas. and stars the same then on I people, but it's a omeone out there is The opening play 'I'ht life and I good summer trying to destroy pretence of time* of young Boh Scullion by- i blockbuster. journalists. Not such a not having Mick Martin was brilliant. Aged 1 Nicholas Cage and John S seen seventeen years and eight months. •Malkovitch as the hard men. bad idea you may think. But how far are you prepared to Scream, Bob Scallion went to a city, a hie she asked swinging city where the ugly go? How much do you want the BIG NIGHT Big Brother to know? For meets the pretty; Bradford! Stanley Tucci computer whether she would An eighties urban chronicle ' directs and stars in the day of reading reviews like it. Yes was the answer. 'Your unfolds as he ventures through a this food movie. are over. Instead a computer predicted rating is loved it'. True. k A great movie wicked world of fast cars, loose I about an Italian restaurant will simply be able to tell Hannah loved it. women, slea/e and consumerism also starring Ian Holm, giving another you what films you will like However, one right does not gone out of control. All this is superb performance. and which you won't. 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The crash barriers have finall J G Ballard lets rip on the dif slammed the brakes on its re ot too many original novel, and Chris Auty, whole moral debate films in recent producer of the film the election with tin adaptation, look quite shocked positioning of the p memory have by the huge amount of definitely had an ef caused enough controversy that their project got the Westminstei became quite pessii Nof a stir to have been has generated on these shores. one point in Febnia threatened with the Yet Ballard is quite wonder whether we censor's axe. Yet Crash philosophical about his role in film opened at all 1 it all. did." has caused a furore to "When the book was first Even though the match the heated released, some said this author is surrounding the tlln atmosphere that led beyond psychiatric help." he said negative barrage of laughing. "I took that as complete could be argued, as Stanley Kubrick to artistic success. I don't mean that goes, there's no pub withdraw A Clockwork flippantly though. There have been bad publicity. Orange in the '70s. a few books like Crash but there Auty does not ag have been no films like Crash. I would really rather! Sexual deviancy think of it as a film for the next all of the press thai v involving the enjoyment generation." received. Partly bee; induced by car crashes Unfortunately for Ballard, has been misleading Auty et al, this feeling of optimism and has created an may sound a tad strange for their work was not shared by a incorrect image of but should this lead to section of the British press. the film. But it has the banning of the film? Despite being accepted in its full also had the effect ol uncut version all over the world, delaying the film Indeed, the concept of and winning the Special Jury Prize further as there have censoring a piece of work at the Cannes Film Festival, Crash been more councils by a renowned artist is not has been slated for its than normal usually an idea that most unconventional content. Under the requesting screening: headline "A movie beyond the Apart from the delay, normal, open minded bounds of depravity" Alexander damage that the pres people would consider in Walker claimed in the Evening Crash is to the audiei modern liberal society. Standard that the film contained perception of the filn Freedom of expression is a "some of the most perverted acts been somewhat skeu fundamental human right and theories of sexual deviance I Considering thai i have seen propagated in main-line been passed in nearly and a basic civil liberty that cinema." country except Britaj needs to be defended. Although known for his Singapore) so far. it ji Although it is true that a extreme views on any films that • surprising that those i fine line has to be drawn do not contain wholesome moral so much effort into o, certificate in the UK. between what is depraved values, Walker's comments caused an unprecedented spate of scare certain feeling that ft and acceptable, grown mongering that led to a six month in making Crash had adults deserve the right to delay in the film's release. to stand for what the, judge for themselves. "Once it became a news story no matter how diffjc[ J G Ballard. author of the in November it all got out of would be. control" stated Auty. "I think the "It wasn't a matte] 13

ally been lifted on the decade's most controversial film, lifficulties surrounding Crash and how the censors nearly DIR: DAVID CRONENBERG release. Interview:SPIKE. Words: JUSTIN PENROSE STARS: JAMES SPADER Bite leading up to argues Auty, becoming quite against children or illegal then very blinkered view of what other audience. It leaves the viewer to :the relative passionate in his speech and hand anything deserves to he shown film makers are doing to suggest pass judgement on the characters re political parties actions. "It's a matter of pride and without censorship." somehow this sets a rmxJel in its actions and indeed the film as a r^h enthusiast called i effect. When we a real belief that the film should be content which is new. It's the whole •-^missus!! Vaughan. desires are ster ban we seen. David (Cronenberg) said to rTtie fact is that there are a treatment of the storytelling which "We don't attempt to justify the variously fulfiled or -M. Gerraloada denied. There's sex jssimistic. I did at me four days after the London huge number of films that is ground breaking." film with a conventional moral that!! Et bleeding Ballard interjects between men. women, sruary begin to Film Festival furore broke out 1 are more explicitly violent. framework thai you get in the l)n paraplegics, for sure, but after he was getting read) to lea\e. and thus perhaps liable to enthusiastically: "It's not Html movies, tor example, where cetera! we would get the Hang about, you that's not really the point. J. Thank God we He was rather shell shocked by it influence people than Crash. obviously a cautionary talc. If it Bruce Willis can behave just as With all this all. having spent four days 'Take Casiim for example" argues were then we'd be simply waving sadistically as the had guvs, but saw Seven, didn't you? What about The technology and shiny ji the controversy defending his film largely to Ballard. "Although it's a verv a flag saying car crashes are that's okav as he's working for the chrome machinery efilm has created a people who hadn't seen it. and he good film it is also a hltxxl thirst) dangerous It's the fact that it is NYPD" argues Ballard. "Now Silence of the Lambx'? around us you've got to ;; of publicity, it said; 'You know it's kind of movie. Somebodv gets his head ambiguous that gives the film its Crash is honest. Il savs we won't Obviously. They were explore your relationship 1 as the old saving ama/ing that nobody has crushed in a vice while others get real power. The real problem is put a reassuring moral framework scary, pretty k to it. It is. after all, (publicity that's mentioned the word freedom.' The beaten up with baseball bats. will it encourage |x. ople to imitate around it. We won't pretend this is disgusting, even. designed by humans for more I think about it the more I That's basically a handle to anv the behaviour of the characters in a slorv with a happv ending. All Us It's odd. then, if not a specific purposes and has i agree. "We keep coming back to it. I was yobbo on a street corner wanting the film'.' I don't think it will. ambiguities are up there on the little sad, that Crush has i lain aesthetic appeal, •jier have not had slightly taken aback b> the to beat somelxxly up. Films like People aren't going to take this screen. There's a frankness and finally received the green erotic perhaps. After you .il we've relatively small number of angry that and Goodfellas are more film literally It's a very cixil. honcstv and I think that's what's light in this country over with that blender, tbecause most of it voices arguing that unless there likely to he used as rathet elegant, mysterious film. It's so original about it." a year since it won the sweetheart. ..Jing ^ justifications obviously about more than just Critics Pri/.e at Cannes. for violence watching car crashes on the ash is a ground breaking The film isn't half as ndeed, Crash may I™ I 'There have been no films by hooligans screen. There are no slow motion liece of film making, not warped or disturbing as have all the glamour more than shots of Buicks cartwheeling C because it is about people those two 'blockbusters' of a seedy 'SOs pom like Crash. I think of it that enjoy crashing cars, but I Crush is through the air smashing into and, strangely. I had no flick hut, as a kind of post likely to buses. There's something very because it is not morally urge to write off my car modern erotic fantasy, a\e as a film for the next i influence strange going on in the heads of conventional and lets the audience and masturbate furiously Cronenberg renders the somebody to the characters in the film and the weigh up what they see and come over the dashboard. But 'dialogue to a minimum, leading figure Vaughan (l.lias to their own conclusions. The film ^ crash their then I'm not a knee-jerk relying on the narrative i ^ Koteas) is clearly mad. 1 don't is a series of events and has no reactionary politician. Or and character interaction , the main was a clear obscenity issue then It is difficult to counter this think anyone is going to want to pivotal point to help the viewer a Daily Mail film critic, to pull the story along. As JK press has done to the film should be seen. After all, argument when one actually imitate him." decide. for that matter... such, il is the characters' v audience's we never requested that it should considers whether the content of Perhaps those involved in the Whether you agree with the Cronenberg has prurience and their •y film which has be seen by anyone under the age Crush is really likely to influence film are underestimating the content of Crush, or if you have always made slick, disregard for any notions skewed." of eighteen anyway." people into the extreme measure impact that it will have on some of no intention gracing a cinema sexually-twisted films of safe sex that sucks the ({that the film has This indeed appears to be the of crashing their cars for sexual the less stable elements of six-iety with your presence to watch it. and Crush is no viewer in. as it were. You ,n nearly every crux of the matter. Whether people satisfaction. However, the influence of there is undoubted!) a strong exception. It just happens want to see what they're {(Britain (and agree with what they see on screen "David said he looked at all the cinematic pieces on the state of argument for allow ing people the to be the finest mov ic going to do next, who's r, H is perhaps should not be the important factor. road traffic accident statistics mind ot certain individuals is the option to decide whether they he's ever directed. Based going to fuck who and .; :iose involved put The fundamental point is that the where the film had been released eternal question. It indeed seems want lo see it for themselves. For on the general themes of J where and why. • no getting a druconian measure of censoring a and there was no real change" unlikelv that Crush will not send Crush may not be v our normal G Mallard's novel, the Hopefully it'll offend . l"K. Yet there is a film should not occur unless what claims Autv. "He also said 'what people out in droves lo crunch evening's viewing, and von mav film focuses on James some people, and that's ijthat those involved is being displaced is illegal. exactly is it that the film would their new Iv bought 2CV. Whether not neccssaril) cnjov il. hut the Spader and his wife. probablv a good thing. .•••• had an obligation Ballard agrees: "1 defend the right induce people to do that the) do il will have more ol an inlluence fact that you do have a choice is a Deborah I'nger. and their .Alter all. art is meant to believed in ot anv thing to be seen if it is not alread) do'.' I'cople crash cars. than anv other movie is also victor) for freedom of speech, and infatuation with sex and shock, to make you think. ((difficult the battle within the bounds of the law" he have vex in the back of cars; that's dubious. The fact is that Crusli is one that had to be won to uphold technology anil how it ike you aware of argued. "There should he freedom been happening tor an aw full) different in that it does not decide our basic civ il liberties in this graduall) alters (licit life's possibilities, isn't it'.' -matter of monev" of artistic expression. I'nless it is Ions: time'. You have to lake a what is wrong or right lor the fives. Their relationships A brilliant, inspired film, with other disaster (hen. hut not strictly a fetishists are explored family vehicle 7 and. togethei with a tof cars - that's been happening for an awfully long time disturbed car crash Piers Martin / 25 14 Juice Friday June 6 1997

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Look out in the Magazines Fairies; 2.05 Tales Of The Tooth best breast-pocket-pen The Hyde Park Club, Ash Grove. coming weeks for an exclusive 5.40 News; 5.55 Calendar; 6.30 Where It's At, nice and cheap place to appearance by United Future 7.00 Weekend Watchdog. Fairies; 2.10 Alias Smith And Tonight collection outside the Civil o before you hit the town. Organisation. 10pm-2am, £5, tel. Featuring the holiday Service continues his own § - IIpm,£l membership 2302113 for more info. Jones; 3.00 News; 3.05 Making 7.00 Lucky Numbers. Shane brand of really quite strange rescue team, who fly in to Babies; 3.55 News; 4.00 Cricket Richie hosts ITV's big- humour. Lc Phonographique The Fruit Cupboard 11.05 Eurotrash The Beautiful Ones, indie night, Frisco Disco, funky and tun disco and Kenya to save another - First Test; 6.25 Star Trek money gameshow, with playing all vou're favoured tunes. Free boogie in a fun and safe atmosphere, family from a holiday hell. 7.15 Great Railway Journeys. £20,000 to be won every 11.35 TFI Friday bottle of Pifs before 11 pm. £4/15, I0.30pm-2.30wn week by lucky 12.35 Robin lOpm-2am.£3/£4 And, on the eve of the British explorer Benedict 12.40 FILM: The Man Who (Jropa Derby, Jonathan Maitland Allen searches for the contestants. Haunted Himself (1970). LMUSU Spice of Life, tonight with Lee Wright 7.30 Coronation Street. Bill 2.25 FILM: The Snake Pit Stomp, Indie, & gnmge-fest, i-iu^ and Malcolm Dolly Dale. 10pm-4am. reports live from Epsom source of the White Nile - retro sounds in the room tliev call Cafe £3/£5 (1948). racecourse on the bookies by rail. summons Sally back from Pop. £3 / £3.50 Scarborough, while Jack 4.25 FILM: Dick Tracy (1945). Pleasure Rooms who won't pay up on 8.00 Visions Of Snowdonia. A LLU Harvey Milk Bar It\ Obvious, madness and mayehm winning bets. and Vera grapple for a Spice, tequila night plavin« with Full Cycle on Tour, including live look at the work of John mainstream motown, 70s disco plus 10 piece band Reprazent, and DJs 7.30 Top Of The Pops Lewis, a sheep farmer on lifeline. 8.00 The Bill. Loxton has a the best of contemporary pop. Krust and Rom Size, and residents 8.00 X Cars. A documentary Cader Idris. Channel 5 Free before I Ipm, t'l aner. Crash and Burn. personal dilemma when a From 10pm to 3am. £7. series following an elite 8.30 Gardeners' World Nato young female suspect 1 undercover squad set up 6.00 5 News Early; 7.30 Havakazoo; //mi Hi~arre, new night of depra\ ity VVarehouse 9.00 The Fast Show. Fast- makes no secret of her and hidden pleasures, with Freddy (JpYerKon.wn, with Graeme Park and by Manchester police. moving comedy sketch 8.00 Adventures Of The Bush Patrol; "Elm Street' Kniiier. ! Opm-3am, £5 . Neil Met/ncr, attraction for him. But is 8.30 WideWorld; 9.00 Espresso; £4 with flyer. Info on 2445144 9.30pm-3am, £8 members/NUS,£!0 8.30 Auntie's Sporting show featuring Paul she manipulating him or 10.00 Exclusive; 10.30 Nancy Lam; others Bloomers. Terry Wogan Whitehouse, Charlie just making a cry for 11.00 Leeza; 11.50 Double Espresso; presents a laughter-packed 12.00 The Bold And The Beautiful; Higson, Mark Williams, help? 12.30 Family Affairs; 1.00 5 News look at the trials and Caroline Aherne, John 8.30 See You Friday. Things Update; 1.05 Sunset Beach; 2.00 5's tribulations of sports Thompson, Simon Day are going well for Greg Company; 3.30 FILM: It's A Grand personalities. and Arabella Wear. and Lucy, but living so far Life (1953); 5.30 100% 6.30 Family Affairs. 9.00 News: Weather 9.30 VIP (Very Important away from each other is 7.00 Exclusive. News from the The Cockpit Joseph's Well 9.30 Drover's Gold. Elizabeth Pennis) III. Scourge of the driving them mad. world of entertainment with 18 Wheeler, playing at Brishton Beach, Sleepyhead + The Spiders + Monte 9.00 The Man Who Made Jonothan Coleman, Julia on stage about 12 JO. £5. Carlo strives to win the stars Dennis Pennis puts a see clubs above Husbands Jealous. Bradbury and Jason Roberts. admiration of Aaron. new band of sportsmen, 7.30 Wildlife SOS, followed by 5 Pleasure Rooms 10.25 FILM: The Accused politicians and A-list 10.00 News News Update Duchess Repra/cnl Heroine + Seoohy + Buz/gun (1988). Disturbing drama celebrities through their 10.30 Calendar News 8.00 Attractions about a young woman from paces with his probing 10.40 FILM: Count Yorga, 8.30 5 News Vampire (1970). Offbeat 9.00 FILM: Ruby-Jean And Joe the wrong side of the tracks microphone. blood-sucking yarn. (1995). 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28 I * June 7 Flavour of the Day guide Chest @ Joseph's Well The near legendary Fierce Panda label has celebration, the label is promoting a series of been the launchpad for many a top band in gigs, including tonight at Joseph's Well. cinema the past; the likes of The Biuetones and more Chest headline with WalthamsUm \ fl recently West Yorks-pop trailbla/ers Kidnapper and Norwegian girl three piece Hyde Park Picture House del. 275 Liar l.iar. Ounnie Brasco. Space Jam. Embrace have all used Fierce Panda's Tiny Too (who've just toured with Dweeb) in 2645) Scu'.im, Space Truckers. Hia N'lghi. Ridiaile. h.45. 4.00 Anna Karenina. Anaconda scratchy seven-inchers as a springboard to support. Everyone attending will receive a I itVot Brian. 11.15 pop stardom. freebie CD of cover versions by each band. A IK (2452665) Not too far behind are Leeds' premier OdeoiH 243 0031) BC.IVIS and Butt Chest have done a quite ama/ing version of Con Air. 12.40. 3.15. 5.45. X.20 Liar Liar popsters, the fabulous Chest. They have a 'I'nixrily by The Bee Gees, indeed it will be a Absolute Power. 1.40. Romeo and Juliet quite stunning nev\ single in . lms. o.tKI. X 35 iicihle. (i.OO. 8.20 ImiL'k- lo Jtmdc. I 30 Donnie Brasco, 5.10. S 10 Lounge 1275 IOA1) ( on Air. 6,00. 8.10 BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV Channel 4 Showcase I II 1924 42(1 622) Jungle 2 Junde. 2.00 1 Ahsoliik I'O\UT. Turhiik-iux'. 7.00 Harry And The Hendersons; Grulloik d. Spitfire Grill, Jungle 2 6.20 Open University 6.00 GMTV; 9.25 Mashed; 5.45 Sesame Street: 6.40 Jungle. The Relic. Heiivi* ^ Butthead, 7.25 News: 7.30 Felix The Cat; 8.00 Open Saturday 11.30 The Chart Show; 12.30 Miraculous Mellops; 7.05 Sonic The 7.45 Babar; 8.10 Albert The 5th 10.30 MenZone Movies, Games And Videos; Hedgehog; 7.35 Creepy Crawlers; Musketeer: 8.35 The Flintstones; 10.35 Top Gear 1.00 ITN News; 1.05 Calendar 8.00 Transworld Sport; 9.00 The clubs 9.00 Phantom 2040; 9.20 The 11.20 My Brilliant Career News; 1.10 Airwolf: 2.05 Morning Line; 10.00 Gazzetta Incredible Hulk: 9.45 Grange Hill; 11.55 Hancock's Half Hour Cartoon; 2.15 FILM: The Trial Football Italia; 11.00 NBA Finals; After Dark. Mnrlcy Town & Country 10.00 Sweet Valley High; 10.35 12.30 Film 97 With Barry Of The Incredible Hulk (1989): 12.00 FILM: The Tall Target (1951); Tin' Drbil. hnlluinl leihno c\ent with Sorri',1 Itn ^tlnlnl,l\ (incorporating The O Zone; 10.42 Weather; Norman 3.55 SeaQuest DSV; 4.50 ITN 1.25 Channel 4 Racing: The Derby >:iiest DJs. I'alui c i>l I- lint, inslht ot 8(K and 'III.-. 10.45 Grandstand; 5.20 News; From Epsom; 5.05 Brookside 8pm-2am. £10. Into. lei. 2528202. fun. I Opm -2. 30am". 17. £6 with liver. 1.00 Tennis News; 5.05 Calendar News; Omnibus; 6.35 Racing: Derby t-^ t onccssions i m advance only) 5.30 Regional News; 5.35 4.00 Alias Smith And Jones 5.10Scoreline; 5.20 The Cartoon Highlights Club Mcx 4.50 Cricket - First Test Sylvester And Tweety Ht'tl<>!ii-'i>i, with yuesls. plus requiems 5.45 Dad's Army. Classic Mysteries 7.00 Riding The Tiger. Carl Bedford. Hlliot and Dean Manin. 6.30 Correspondent. Kate Adie '/'/;< Yardbird Suite, with live haiul comedy about the Home 5.35 Watching. An episode 8.00 FILM: Popeye (1980). I0pm-3.30am. £5 helorc I Ipm. £6 Soul Slafton (broadcast li\e on /-;•). reports from a Taiwanese Robert Altman's fascinating after. doors K.30pm, band 9.30 DJs until Guard unit in a seaside frigate on the island's of the popular sitcom, 2.30am. £h. Inloline is 23021 1 3 town. shown as a tribute to musical version of Popeye, determination to resist brilliantly brought to life by The Cockpit 6.20 The New Adventures Of writer Jim Hitchmough The Garage . kickin" Hip-hop, drum Warehouse China's attempts at Robin Williams (are you Superman. Though the who died recently. and buss and Skatecore night. Magic, funkin disco night with reunification. sure?). vicious Vixen has been 6.05 New Baywatch. Manny, 1 lpm-3am. £3.50adv / £4door residents Soulmaster Hazzy, Greg 7.15 News: Sport: Weather 9.50 Homicide - Life On The Robinson. Tino. F.verton, Umberto, destroyed, still Metropolis one of the inner-city kids 7.25 The Railway. A focus on Street. Pembleton takes on Le Phono Liam and Carl the Kat. Doors from cannot rest easy. Just who befriended by Mitch and Obliviim. hardcore rock-punk-skate 10pm. Dress smart and chic. the personalities, planning his first case as primary is the power behind the Samantha, helps them night. £IO/£8. tel.2427845 and politics behind the since his stroke. android, and what is his when they supervise £3 / £3.50. I0pm-2am construction of the high- 10.45 A Very British Coup. HI Harvey Milk Bar connection to Superman's young offenders on 12.45 FILM: Roadkill (1968). speed rail link Channel LMU City Site Hard to Handle, hard rocking night. arch enemy, Lex Luthor? community service Bruce McDonald's Saturday Night, ever popular student £4. 9pm-2am Tunnel. 7.05 The Other Half. New 7.00 You've Been Framed! extraordinary black-and- ptss-up.'£2.50 NUS / £4.50 Guests. 8.15 Prohibition: 13 Years series in which Dale Jeremy Beadle with white road movie. The Fruit Cupboard That Changed America. A N«to Mixed Fruit, with the "mighty" Scon Winton invites contestants another catalogue of 2.20 The New Twilight Zone. fascinating insight into a camcorder 2.45 Jack & Jeremy's Real Hard Times, with Angel Morales Page, £5 / £6. 10.30pm-2.30am to match couples, using lost age of jazz, catastrophes. Lives. (New York), plus Jason Boardman and powers of observation and Umberto (Magic) Bacchus (Merrion Way) speakeasies and gangsters 7.30 Stars In Their Eyes 3.15 Get Up, Stand Up deduction. I Opm-oam, £ 1 0 members, £ 1 2 non After Huurs. garage and deep house - products of a supposedly Live Final. In the live 3.45 Porkpie members. through to the early hours. 7.45 The National Lottery liquor-free nation. final, Matthew Kelly 4.15 Film Night Phone 01924 488220 for more info. !2-7am.£5 members. £7 non- Live. Terry Wogan members. Dress to impress. 9.05 Have I Got News For You. introduces amateur 4.55 Let The Blood Run Free introduces this evening's Planet Earth entertainers from all draw, with music from a With guests Germaine Saturday Night Fever, 70s show with Pleasure Rooms walks of life. Hack ta /ia.vi< \, the norths finest night group destined for Greer and Jim Davidson. DJ Startsky Lovepants. 8pm- Jam. 9.00 An Evening With Lily £2 NUS/Flyer, £3.50 others before out. 10pm-6am. £10 success, AZ Yet. 9.35 Stone, Scissors, Paper. Savage. The Channel 5 1 1 .30pm, £5 after. 8.10 Jonathan Creek. When a Bittersweet love story outrageous first lady of renowned doctor and about a woman who leaves her violent husband and comedy entertains a 6.00 Dappledown Farm, 6.30 cancer researcher is star-studded audience. Attractions; 7.0O 5 News Early; 7.30 discovered dead inside a secretly moves into a Havakazoo: Wimzie's House; 8.00 cottage. 10.00 ITN News: Weather: locked room, the Lottery Result Alvm And The Chipmunks; 8.30 Land gigs 11.00 Later With Jools Holland. Of The Lost; 9.00 Beverly Hills authorities are 10.15 Stars In Their Eyes Live in the studio are 90210; 9.55 Beverly Hills 90210; Duchess Manchester Apollo understandably baffled. Live Final - Result Primal Scream, with songs 10.50 The Mag: Anything's Possible; Mainline + Spence + McaCulpa Brand New Heavies Followed by National 10.35 The International 11.00Turnstyte; 12.50 5 News; 1.00 from their new album, Lottery Update Match - Tournoi De The Mag; 2.00 U.S.A. High; 2.20 The Joseph's Well Packhorse 9.05 Casualty. The staff at Vanishing Point; Susanne France. Bob Wilson and Mag (Continued); 3.15 Sunset Beach Chest + Kidnapper + Tiny Too. See Plame in Hand presents a night of Vega, on her latest album Omnibus today's Flavnur nfthe Day. furious punk pop, with Scared of Holby struggle to save John Barnes introduce Nine Objects of Desire, 6.00 5 News And Sport Chaka + Chopper + Panic, £3, 7.30pm Jude's life as the police try highlights of France v 6.05 Hercules: The Legendary Manchester Academy to find her attacker. Matt and a rare performance England from Journeys. ABC moves heaven and earth to from Boston's Taj Mahal. Montpellier. 6.55 Night Fever be by her side. 12.05 Cricket - First Test 11.35 Blur in Concert 7.50 5 News And Sport 12.45 FILM: Struck By 12.25 Teleshop Home 8.10 Turnstyle: International 9.55 News And Sport Rugby - Argentina v theatre 10.15 FILM: Boomerang (1992). Lightning (1990). A young Shopping Advertising England Starring Eddie Murphy and physical education teacher Magazine 10.00 FILM: Kickboxer (1989). West Yorkshire Playhouse Robin Givens. takes a position in a 12.55 In Bed With Medinner 11.50 Drama Premiere: 1. Things Fall Apart Bradford Alhambra workshop for adults with 1.20 FILM: The Vikings Poltergeist: The Legacy. 2. Precious Joseph and the amazing technicolour 12.05 Top Of The Pops Down's syndrome. Starring (1958). Colourful 1.25 FILM: Sweet William (1980). dreamcoat 12.35 FILM: Brass Target 3.05 FILM: Ladies Who Do Grand Theatre (1978). Mystery thriller. Garry McDonald. Followed adventure epic. (1963). Violanta (Opera) Kicks off at X. 15pm 2.25 Weather by Weatherview 3.10 Coach 4.40 Prisoner: Cell Block H 2.30 Close 2.25 Close 3.35 Funny Business 5.30 Whittle

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Beginning a 12.35 Neighbours Look And Read Special; 11.10 1.00 News; Weather Country Practice; 2.20 Wish You special four-nighter of the hit 1 Zig Zag; 11.30 Marsalis On Were Here...?; 2.50 Shortland teen drama. Tin ( ourtyard Kit/A's 1.30 Regional News and 7.00 Channel 4 News And Sixth- YonrGn>o\-i> Thun». t'imk, soul Tin- W >;•/(/, music tor the masses Weather Music: 12.35 Cricket - First Test; Street; 3.20 ITN News 1.00 Lifeschool Extra; 1.25 Weather and sweei disco music. 10pm-2am. tree \uth flyer. Ixrfoiv 1.40 Cricket - First Test Headlines; 3.25 Calendar News; 7.50 Sonnets In The City HUOpm.t;! atler. 4.00 Popeye Landmarks: Britain Since 1930; 3.30 Caribou Kitchen; 3.40 Tots 8.00 Dosh. ClubUmpa 1.45 Storytime; 2.00 Bump; 2.05 TV: 3.50 Warner Cartoon; 3.55 8.30 Absolutely Animals. Mtixii Roundabout, part) muht Liquid 4.10 Casper 9.00 The Good Life. The pla\mn 7(K-lK»s. <) 30pm-2am. 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I find that I can't go what you want. blindly swearing at watching here is your guide to out in the mornings if I don't know them is the next best option. what's hot and what's what the price of pea and ham soup is Which is basically what decidedly tepid in the murky these days. Watching the contestants c\ cry hod\ \\LIS doing at the go wild in the aisles also allow s yon television screen when world of to fantasise daytime about all television: 'Richard and Judy the things On BBCI you could the morning reign supreme as the liny in really begins Morrisons 1 nloriunately with St\le if you had ITV programming kilters after the celebrities have to answer wittily Challenge King and Queen of any lunchtime dose of /In/in iii/>iin\' ( 2pm I. pleasure ol watching supposed smoreasboard ol heht entertainment has the dress sense ol a Mongolian I liiinately most day lime TV is •fashion experts' transform members that is This Morning ( lOJOam. 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I-'or once, the Mary White-house ROSEANNE brigade were overshadowed - by the argument over whether the film 11.30PM, WEDNESDAY, 04 was actually any good, Not over till the fat lady sings t'nforumately. being interested in the fortunes of Shadwell Town Even the most loyal fans of Roseanne switched off when it lost the plot, but the final F.C. is about as likely as wondering into the paper shop in episode promises one stunner of an ending. ROSS HORSLEY gets a sneak preview desperate search of the Walfonl Cii:ctic. So III was far better as a terrorists with the help flagging formula. Whatever America's top 20 with its lasl paperweight - look positively study of how seemingly normal ur aim the ease, v icwers have ever episode, broadcast in the predictable. policemen can turn into deranged was of Steven Seagal, and been switching off USA last month. 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month, as exams loom with the science nearing university tutor that physics was beginnings of space and time, the if not both, are flawed. Alter all It is true that we've made 60-a-day. I0-pims-a-night habits practically finished and that he basic structure of matter and the nature doesn't seem to have a spectacular progress over the last that this stress entails. te end of the road? should go and study something evolution of life are correct. problem reconciling large and century or so. in answering Until the mid-1980s the ccording to the more useful. Luckily, Planck All of the existing ev idence small scale objects. Horgan fundamental questions in the first methods employed to treat this E didn't listen to this advice and massively confirms the two accepts this but argues that any two areas. Indeed. Horgan may reputable American disorder were far from became one of the founders ol' pillars of modem physics, new mcxlel of the world that be right in suggesting that we've desirable; about the only options science writer John the most bi/arre theory of nature, namely quantum theory (small reconciles hoth of these theories got the hones of the basic available were surgical implants Horgan, it is. quantum theory. scale) and general relativity will not get away from the notion theories and that at present we're of semi-rigid rods or inflatable His hook entitled The As it happened, the arrogance (large scale I. of the expanding universe, bom just fleshing these out. since it seems unlikely that basic devices, or by using a vacuum End oj Science has of the scientists at the turn of the In addition, it's clear that around 15 billion years ago. device to promote blood flow. century presaged the two greatest DNA is the basis tor life and that since all the evidence points evolutionary theory will be Very romantic, picture the dismayed many scientists, revolutions in phvsical thinking its mutation through natural overwhelmingly towards this. overthrown, although new scene: "Hang on a minute love, because in it Horgan physics can never he ruled out. can I borrow your hoover'.'" predicts that the era of It's true also that whenjhe top However, now the powers- great scientific discoveries quark was discovered two years ago. magnificently continuing that-be have learned about the is over. physical causes underlying the .. Once you find how life evolved, our theories of matter, some problem. Apparently it all boils ()ncc you know the basic scientists were upset it let! down to a few little en/.vines structure of matter, how the nothing new to he found. involved in making the universe began, and how lite the rest is just filling in the gaps... However, the nature of neurotransmitter which signals evolved. Horgan claims. humankind is something that the blood vessels in your pride you've already made the science has found very difficult and joy to relax, allowing willy great scientific discoveries, in history. Hinstcin's theory ot selection gives rise to the Additionally, the notion of the to tackle. A theory of electron and quark as the consciousness issiill very tar to fill with blood. the rest is just filling in the relativity and quantum theory. So diversity of life. These are the Sorted, if you're having a when confronted by the truly fundamental discoveries. fundamental constituents of away. Some believe the powerful gaps. arguments of Horgan. today '$ Horgan argues, and cannot be matter will probably not change. but little understood quantum few problems after 10 pints at Ot course, this son ot scientists point to the naivete of undiscovered. I 1.1-Mil's argument is theory will plav a fundamental Majestyk followed by chicken thinking isn't new. The end ol their ancestors and claim that you Critics rescind by pointing to sobering but not entirely role in such a tiieory and that vindaloo in Naffees. tear not. science has been much heralded never know what new discovery the Haws in these theories. accurate. Very generally, science finally there will he a theory Merely pop the new pill and the in the past. By the end of the last lurks around the corner to Although quantum theory and can be thought of as having three embedding human result is the engorgement that century, it was commonly overthrow cherished theories. general relativity are powerful basic aieas of enquiry. I'irstlv. consciousness in space and nine, the girlies know and love. Gives thought that science described However. Horgan retaliates theories individually, they can't cosmology (basically physicsi. a mathematical theory ol grace a new meaning to the term pretty much everything. by claiming that we're almost be reconciled with each other. secondly the evolution of life anil and elegance, jvrhaps finally a 'uppers'... The great physicist Max certain that our theories of the This means that one or other. thirdly the nature of humankind. view of the mind of («xl. Dr Alex Kibble „ Planck was famously told by a Out/oolc 06.06J? : Presenting

1| "W THERE are all the women? ^y%/ The Conservative benches T T have never been overly populated with women but with a mere nine women MPs they are a their lowest ebb for years. The Tories have a mixed reputation on women. They are constantly harangued for not having enough women members but they New Spice are the only party to have produced a woman leader and it was one of their number, Nancy Astor, who was the first ever woman MP in Britain. Of the handful of women who are Girl power! There will be tons more of it, Harriet Harman left in the parliamentary party two, Virginia Bottomley and Gillian Shepherd, are former Cabinet announced this week. TINA BURRETT charts the rise of Ministers, yet either of these two has opted to, or even widely been expected to run for the leadership wannabe MPs who made it and meets two women on top currently up for grabs. Shephard is widely considered to be an effective administrator and was one of the few ARLIAMENT the top of the endangered It can not be coincidence that sidelined a separate minister separate minister. cabinet ministers to stay firmly loyal is reeling from species list, right next to the MPs most outspoken in for women. In the '80s Labour would argue there to beleaguered John Major. It would the Conservative party. the last parliament were often Labour was pledged to a are women in evidence in be unlikely that Shepherd would win a culture The majority of the new women, Clare Short and minister for women with a most ministries and on but that hasn't stopped Dorrell, P shock. May 1 saw girls on the benches are Gorman herself for example. seat in Cabinet and real standing committees putting Red wood or Li I ley. the election of 119 Labour ladies. Labour's 101 There is no doubt that the power. In the "90s, as forward a woman's No new women were elected to women MPs have been arrival of more women in individual women rise in the perspective, reducing the the Tory benches in the election but women, the largest dubbed by the media 'Blair's Westminster is a good thing Labour Party, commitment to need for a reinforced Tory women don't appear to be number ever to sit in babes' - big mistake. As for our democracy, but how them collectively has become women's minister. This looking across the chamber with House of Commons, diverse in their views as any far can we expect to see these an afterthought. somewhat haphazard envy. The majority of Tory women collection of Harman, approach to women's are disinterested in issues concerning almost double the male MPs already in representation does not go far women's rights. Ann Widdicombe, number in the last Labour's new possession of enough. definitely a Tory and technically a parliament. intake 'Walking egos' was one of the most In Australia an impact woman, is anti women's ordination, contains many demanding statement on the effect of anti abortion and defender of The calming effect of women with portfolios in policies on women is shackling pregnant prisoners to their the - if not gentler then agendas more Teresa Gorman's Government, required from every ministry. beds (hence her Doris Karloff certainly more adult sex radical than social security, A female voice is heard nickname in the tabloids). - in the Commons has the will also act as during the planning stage of description of her minister for policy, such a move here already been seen. leadership. DDECOMBE does have The coercion women. would debunk the need for a ome redeeming features, Tony Blair's arrival to of the whips Harman has separate women's minister. Wecently she his first Prime Minister's office is male colleagues proved her This election's singlehandedly robbed Michael questions session was unlikely to credentials as a improvement in the Howard of any chance of being Tory greeted by civilised have the same effect on women standing up for paid up member to the parliamentary fraction of leader with her attack on his applause rather than the women who have fought hard sisterly solidarity? feminist club on many women is only the first step. dismissal of chief of prisons Derek to get to parliament as it does Although Harriet Harman occasions (by refusing to stop The number, and therefore Lewis. Widdecombe concluded what usual shouts, jeers and members jumping up and on the men. 'Walking egos' this week promised special breast feeding in the lobbies voting power, of men in we have all known for a long time, was Teresa Gorman's Cabinet and Civil Service of Westminster for example) Westminster still out weighs that 'there is something of the night' down in an individual bodies to concentrate on but if she cared about hauling women by five to one. version of a Mexican description of her male about her former boss. Can this be colleagues, women are not as women's issues. Labour women in from the periphery An institutionalised say in the same Ann Widdecombe 1 wave. Playground tactics susceptible to flattery as a women failed to raise their of politics she would have the direction of the remember sitting by Howard's side and yahboo politics are at means of winning them over. collective voice in objection forgone the glory of dual Government's policies would at Home Affairs questions looking when the Government ministership and demanded a count for a whole lot more. up adoringly at the man most sane people have at the top of their 'first against the wall when the revolution comes' list? Widdecombe's seemingly former amour for Howard is further NGELA Smith, MP can blame them after years of me in Westminster. The female indication of how out of touch with for Basildon, has a grey fudge of men in boring wing of the parliamentary real women the Tories really are. To quickly come to suits dominating central lobby Labour Party comprises be fair the Tories do have one A the splash of colour added by women from many different represent the new breed of feminist in their mists, the over the new girls is a visual backgrounds, some from dressed, over the top MP for Labour women MPs. indication of how things have education, the caring Billericay Teresa Gorman. Never one Professional, intelligent and changed. Already stories are profession and others from the for party loyalty Teresa happy tells chic, she is a every spin abound of Oona King, the new charities sector like myself." that the men in her party see woman 7%e Sm/fh doctor's vision of the Ml' for Bethnal Green, turning Angela spent eight years as one of three things 'nannies, perfect new Labour MP. up to the Palace of working for the league against grannies and fannies'. No wonder Just don't mention it to her. Westminster in three-inch cruel sports and will be they women do not want to join their "I'm fed up with the media heeled platform shoes. invaluable to Labour when number. going on about hair cuts and Oona's fashion statement they come to discuss the If the Tories are to ever lay claim dress, it's not what is point the diversity of age and banning of blood sports later again to being the party of 'one important. Men don't have to background of the new in the parliament. nation' they do not need merely talk about their ties and until parliament, something Angela The entry of so many regain seats in the peripheries of they do I don't see why women Smith, herself 38, is proud of. women can only dampen the Wales and Scotland but represent the One of the brightest Blair babes should either." "Women were fed up not being boys' club atmosphere of the 50 per cent of the nation they always The media does seem to represented in Parliament. Commons. Judith Church, MP neglect, women. is Basildon MP Angela Smith have gone bonkers over the They would look around ask for Dagenham, said recently: V=__^ new women MP's outfits. Who why aren't there people like "Westminster already feels like 40 Mahon

ESPITE being in different." After our run in with the Westminster for nearly a Sergeant at Arms men Alice is quick to decade Alice Mahon suggest a change in the way Parliament remains relatively unknown. As we is organised and protected. "We need to wander through the Commons in take the militarism away, it is no longer relevant, now more women are here it search of the tea-room she is twice will change". stopped and asked by the Sergeant In the chamber Ux> Alice is adamant at Arms men who she is and why the presence of women will be of she isn't wearing her pass. In her service to procedures. "The nature of soft Yorkshire accent Alice patiently the debates will change, we will have tells them that she is an MP and has proper discussion and not shouting no need of such documentation. matches." She is visually embarrassed by the episode hut also angered. "They just VLIKE many of her colleagues I she is not so sure the men in the don't expect women to be MPs," says r the veteran left-winger. "When my ^*J house will take having more husband is down here they don't stop women in the chamber. "They him, he is what they expect, a retired deliberately side line women from some man." debates. You should see their faces Alice Mahon is an amiable character when a woman tries to speak on a by anyone's standards. She became MP subject like defence or foreign affairs. for Halifax in 1987 only a short time They look at you with horror and after she had finished the degree she contempt. Women aren't supposed to started at Bradford University at the age worry themselves about such matters, of 40. A working class Yorkshire lass just to sit back and be good girls. In the she encountered hostility and Gulf War debates in 1990 the only snobbishness in a larger proportion than woman who got to speak was Margaret almost any other newly elected MP. Thatcher." After her maiden speech it is reported On the subject of Margaret Thatcher that the then speaker of the house told Alice becomes animated. "Thatcher set her to "do something about her accent" women back in a huge way. Not only and to "widen her vocabulary". didn't she promote women but she gave Not surprisingly Alice is enthusiastic the public a negative view of women about the new influx of women MPs politicians." Alice is confident that the who have joined heron the government new women in parliament will undo benches. 'I can't wait for this parliament what she sees as the damage of the to start. Now we have women in the Thatcher years. "With 101 women in whole culture of the place will be the parliamentary party and five in the cabinet we are already on our way."

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a more normal place to work." think politicians are boring camaraderie exhibited by from £39. But how about for the boys? they get a bit of a shock when I Labour's women has so far Angela enthuses: "The men turn up." In a political world been strong. "Women here here have been great, they that is sadly lacking in don't say isn't it great I've treat us as what we are their characters, Angela's witty been elected but isn't it great colleagues." disposition sets her apart from we've been elected." The facilities at the house the crowd and could help Selected from a women's have traditionally not taken catapult her to the top. She has only shortlist, Angela is a keen women into account, for already been singled out by supporter of the rights of Angela and her colleagues this those that know, along with women yet she has backed the luu newsagen poses few difficulties. "It is former NUS President I orna Government's decision not to silh to reduce the impact of Fit/simons. as a woman to have a separate Women's women in Westminster to the watch. minister. "We don't need a fact that there is a rifle range Vngela herself is Women's Minister - Labour but no creche, a barbers and characteristically modest will be sensitive to issues of not enough women's loos, about the attention she has importance to women. Labour lliese things haven't been a received. "It is too early to women will speak out on all problem lor us." start picking out high fliers. subjects - men and the media underestimate us at their PAGEONE Angela's laid back, slightly There are a lot of \er\ good COMMUNICATIONS Ilirh niiinner lias made her a women her with expertise in a peril." I don't think they hit with the media. "People variety of fields." The would dare. OFFICIAL SPONSORS OF THE 1997 LEEDS UNIVERSITIES GRADUATION BALL Ourt/oo/. c

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trauel VEI, the Spanish state broadcaster, celebrated Tits 25th birthday earlier this year. Some might say it has been lucky to make it this far. When television hit Spain in 1972 it was a quite a dull Francoisl affair. The Generalisimo employed a team ol crack Dominican monks to censor its output and maintain the nation's cornerstones of his regime. Anything remotely interesting - for instance sex and political opposition - were a firm no no. Now all that's changed. Four national channels and a host of local stations broadcast n equally incomprehensible regional languages vie for the viewer's attention. And how do they do it? Well, to be quite honest, r don't •enow. For myself, I have to be Okay, if the exam results are bad you'll want to emigrate or something. n a pretty dreadful state before I'll even consider sitting in the same room as the dreaded box. There's always India, oozing full of magic and mystery: Leeds 6 it ain't. Take Sopresa Sopresa, Spain's very own Surprise Surprise. Beginning at 8pm JENNY DAWSON gawped in awe and brought home some Indian images every Wednesday, this riot of insincerity and emotion doesn't actually finish until half past NDIA still offers an Through the gamut of architect Edward Lutchyens. Old religious capital of the Sikhs' romance. Jaipur, the pink city one the next morning. That's officialdom one is assailed by Delhi contrasts sharply with its and where the magnificent due to it's uniformly pink five and a half hours of your unmatched inevitable transport vendors, nia/.e of ancient streets over Golden Temple stands. architecture, is the state capital life. And that's not television, experience to taxis and rickshaws, the latter a flowing with goods, textiles and Unfortunately it is Amritsar's and a good base for exploring that's torture. I travellers prepared for three wheel scooter with sides, spices and congested by traffic only sight of interest and apart nearby sites. The sadists among us get back and roof. and people. No fixed price here, from delicious Punjabi cuisine treated to an hour a day of more than the All offer best price which you will have to barter and there is little reason to stay NE of the most sights of Impacto TV - a testosterone packaged and catered varies considerably but is always barter hard. longer than a day. Ointerest is the majestic heavy mix of police shoot-outs holiday. too much. The key is not to My first excursion was north, Next stop Agra, the ancient Amber Fort, a huge palace fort and road traffic accidents with agree too quickly and be away from the summer plains capital of the Mughal emperors formidably built high on a crag While the top end hotels prepared to walk away, there is heat to the cool Himalayan foot and where one, Shah Jekan built over looking the desert plain. A are firmly in the 20th always someone ready to take hills of Himachel Pradesh. his testimony to love - the Taj major tourist sight. Amber is century Western your offer and usually it is the Dharamsala. an old British Mahal, an exquisite marble thirty minutes from Jaipur by experience, India's village one who tried to charge too hill station is principally known mausoleum for his departed wife local bus and 20 minutes and street life remains much. as the residence if Tibetan Mumtaz. elephant ride is the traditional The rickshaw is a fun form of religious leader the Dalia Lama. From Delhi to Agra was my method of approaching this unchanged down the transport - its light frame, high In fact it is numerous refugee first train journey and at least ancient monument. action replays to show the centuries. pitched engine and Tibetan monks and their one is an essential part of sub- Galta Kund is a nearby precise moment of impact. From the world's highest manoeuvrability make it ideal Buddhist way of life the makes continental travel. Agra is an temple complex built into a Hence the name. Apparently peaks through hills, forests, for an assault on India's roads. Dharamsala so interesting. • over crowded industrial city rocky hillside where religious his is entertainment because it plains, deserts to unspoiled bathing takes place in male and makes people laugh. female pools created from a The news is not better and if tropical coastline with endless miles of beach and cascade of water flowing from there is a shooting, accident or Fears of scorpions disappear when the top. Watch out for the massacre (for some reason surf. monkeys - the temple is a particularly if it's in Africa) we North India is normally the sanctuary for these deft animals get to see the bodies. And that, first travel experience with the sky deepens and thousands of who quickly steal food and even minus the odd child talent travel centred upon the country's unguarded shoes. ihow and football match, is the capital of Delhi, the picturesque The lofty camel who views limit of homegrown TV. provincial capital of Jaipur in the all from above is a common desert state of Rajahstan and stars sparkle in the desert night The rest is dubbed from sight throughout Rajasthan and America and comprises lost of Agra with architectural wonder another must in transport if you programmes (The A-team and of Taj Mahal. Weaving between trucks, chaotic Accommodation can be with it's twin sites of it's visit Jaissalmer, Remotely the French Prince of Bel-Air) These cites alone form the buses, ears and taxis and that anywhere between £2-£4 for a magnificent fort and world class situated in the Thar desert. that 1 used to watch when I was basis of most visitors' first plodding, indifferent king of the cheap double in McLeod Ganj, Taj Mahal. The Taj is best Jaissalmer is a fairytale fortified 12. There are also a fair few journey through magical India. road - the cow. Sacred to the district's main centre and viewed at full moon, sunset or city that boasts proud Havelis It was my main itinerary too straight to TV Hollywood flops Hindus, cows and other beasts caravanserai for modern sunrise and the price of entry is (merchants mansions) enclosed and, if you are lucky enough to but side excursions are always a roam the roads unhindered by travellers. Tibetan, Indian and higher on all three occasions. by it's twelfth century walls. have a digital satellite dish, the temptation and usually rules and regulations. Western food available includes From Agra to Jaipur I took a Camel safaris from a day to promotional adverts proudly irresistible. Delhi was a short stop over, a mouth-watering range of "luxury" bus which made me several day treks are available to announce you can watch, wait The arrival at New Delhi sufficient to recover from jet lag pancake, a favourite with the wonder how basic was explore the surrounding desert, for it... Top Cat. airport is your first test regarding and acclimatise both to heat and monks. A word of warning. perceived! Luxury probably it's magical villages and Incredibly the Spanish are tolerance to a culture so culture. It is a fascinating twin Summer visits to India coincide referred to loud Hindi film beautiful sand dunes of Sam. Europe's second biggest tele difference from the west. city comprising of New Delhi, with the monsoon season, music at full volume with Around £7 will buy a three addicts after the British. In my Inexplicable delays and queues the spacious and surprisingly Himachel is an area prone to maximum distortion the assailed day camel trek which includes opinion there is no excuse for give way to customs and green area of the modern capital rain and an umbrella is essential. the senses over a nine hour camel hire, food, bedding and a this. The Spanish have better immigration bureaucrats who with distinctive parliament From the northern hills I took drive. At last. Rajahstan - the guide/ entertainer. weather, more beaches and, as have no sense of time and the buildings designed by British a bus south west to Amritsar, desert state land of camels and Days are spent trekking on everybody knows, British TV visitor's urgency to see India. is the best in the world. You have to realise, however, that 1 am saying this from a position of utter ignorance and remain as yet untouched by Channel 5. Watch out for monkeys who quickly steal Campus Out/ooJc 9 INDIAN IMAGES

The beautiful Tibetan prayer wheels, McLeod Ganj

The magnificent temple ruins in the Thar desert

Tibetan monks kneel in prayer at McLeod Ganj

Indian camels getting the hump while on safari

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SNAKE BELIEVE: Indiana Jones would run a mile, but one man turns on the charm for a Delhi vipermarket sandy paths. The desert temple yet offer a chance to meet other their sins. ruins shimmer golden in the travellers. WARNING - This legend has midday sun. The silence is Like most things in India it is become a means of earning a indescribable. A comforting an experience, the stream of living for some of the locals who hree/.e is the only sound. Silent activity as peanut sellers, chai take advantage of tourists GIORGIO ARMAM to the ear are activities of the wallers (tea sellers) wander wanting to experience "Indian desert - the dung beetle scurrying through the carriages, whilst ear lifestyle". They are invited to the on rippled sand, trails of cleaners and shoe cleaners offer lake's edge where a private marching ants and wriggling "best service, good price" blessing is performed, for which ghekos. through the windows. a "donation" will be demanded. Evenings are spent huddled While on the road I met people Calvin Klein around a camp fire, watching the USHKAR'S white domed who had paid as little as lOrps sunset and exchanging tales of houses and temples (2()p) and others who had fallen travel. Beds are made on soft Preflected in a calm lake is a for the relicious act and paid as dunes, fears of scorpions peaceful town and a place for much as I5000rps(£30)!. disappear when the sky deepens travellers to "chill". It's It is all good fun and a POLO SPORT and thousands of stars sparkle in appearance and atmosphere valuable learning experience. the desert night. It is a truly makes it one of the most The streets are too narrow for magical experience. westernised towns in India. traffic, one can forget the Before returning to Delhi a Legend is. that Brahma, hassling rickshaw wallers and stop was made at Pushkar. The discovering a demon devouring ease into the life of lazy strolls twelve hour journey is best made children, killed it with a lotus and joyous shopping. during the night by sleeper. flower (a pushkara). Some of the India offers a rich and varied Sleepers are huge trains w ith (lower's petals fell to the ground experience whatever your bunk compartments. Blankets are from which sprang a lake. interests, a place to find ones Brahma declared the lake holy inner self and meet a great many available, the nights can be cold. Upto DOLCE&GABBANA Most train journey s through and promised anyone who bathed people. It is a fascinating journey India are long and uncomfortable in it would be absolved from never to be forgotten. on production N.U.S. Card (cannot be used in conjunction with any other offer). food or unguarded shoes Queens Arcade, Leeds HE'S COMING HERE: DAVID BADDIEL TURNS IIP FOR AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW IN Juice MAGAZINE

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Paul Wilson The event was doubly Deputy session held by Shihan Chris Straw Ticky Donovan OBE, special, as NKA Chief Total Football Instructor. .Shihan Ray Kofi Ohene-Djan the current England Wilson, then f>lh Dan. was »*' Karate Team awarded 7th degree black belt Television (7th Dan), making him the Joe Downie Manager. highest graded Shotokan Ross Horsley The strenuous training Matt James Karate instructor in the north Jenny Wood session was held at the of England. headquarters of the The all-day event finished Travel Northern Karate in the evening with a buffet Tamsin Martin reception in the presence of Jo Yoiinu Association's in Armley The Lord Mayor and Lady on 19 April, and was Mayoress of Leeds. John ^ DEPARTMENT HEADS attended by approximately Battle MP, and Shihan Ticky Business Manager 60 Karateka. ranging from Donovan OBE. During the Helen Whiteoak ceremony, several NVQ beginners to holders of awards were presented for 5th Dan black belts. sports coaching in the martial This event was part of the arts, including the first ever Editorial hotline: 25th Anniversary celebrations NVQ level 4 award in this (0113)2434727 of the Leeds Karate Club and field to Shihan Wilson. 22 LEEDS STUDENT Friday June 6,1997 Wicketkeeper Russell on top form ENGLAND'S

ATIONAL heritage week for England, and in committees have particular for Glenn Hoddle. fought tooth and nail Before Katowice, the in Parliament for national team eoaeh had still Nyears to stop satellite television to remove the lingering channels like Sky and doubts about his choice of Eurosport buying the rights to personnel and strategy, DOING IT major sporting events. particularly following his IE recognises inadequate man-management, Following their pathetic mistakes against Italy in it does not lake much reading coverage of last Saturday's 2-0 February. ack Russell between the lines to realise that England victory over Poland, But a very disciplined s a member Interview by Russell is referring to the Channel 5 must surely be performance in which the f the special tenure of Ray Illingworth as added to their list. players for the first time Chris Straw England's self-styled "One carried out Hoddle's incisive breed of sportsmen Snapping up the exclusive a celebrated Test match in cricket. I ask forgiveness in Man Committee". Other than live rights to the game ensured counter-attacking plans to the. who are sadly starting the Johannesburg Test, the letter did more than just Johannesburg in 1995-6, when advance for adding yet more massive publicity for the new to die out. having taken a world record 11 column inches to this long- winter of 1995-6 in which •hannel, the main reason used ensure England's presence at Illingworth became England ,o justify the huge expense. But France 98. It demonstrated Whole-hearted with catches in the field, he then running national debate, but it is went out to join Mike Atherton something that has shown no 'supremo' was a great with hindsight, it is painfully that Hoddle was finally unfaltering commitment disappointment. clear that no consideration was getting his message across, and see England to safety from improvement in the last five to his country, you can a perilous position. years. Something undoubtedly In Russell's view, the role ;iven to the flip side of this and that he and his playing of the chairman of selectors staff are on the same guarantee that the Now by all accounts, needs to be done, and the calculated gamble. Gloucestershire and Russell's autobiography has advocates have been out in became such that England By putting all their eggs wavelength with a mutual captain Mike Atherton was faith in the way forward. England wicketkeeper upset the suited gentlemen in force on this subject. Divisional nto one basket, Channel 5 the upper echelons of the totally undermined. The josses David Elstein and Greg With a rock solid spine of will always give systems either on a regional or newly-formed England & Wales hierarchical basis, altered players were at times treated Dyke gave themselves only one Seaman. Southgate, Ince, everything and so feel the "like kids", with Illingworth chance to showcase their Sheringham and Shearer. Cricket Board, so much so that management structures and disappointment of losing an attempt was made to have the different youth programmes telling them "that he'd given channel as an innovative Hoddle should be optimistic up his winter in Spain to be out alternative to the that he can fit together more intensely than in South Africa, and that we established sports the remaining pieces anyone else. [the players] ought to be broadcasters. The of the jigsaw Yet in his controversial Is Jack Russell really having a grateful. I know the bulk of the result? A before next new book, one senses that players on that tour shared my spectacular own / \ summer, Jack Russell has now broken pee on the lamppost of opinion about Illingworth", goal and an especially when fron the leash and is running adds Russell dogmatically embarrassing pieces like around playfully doing as he (there's that pun again). hotch potch of Beckham and English cricket? Scholes slot into pleases. He has swapped his amateur book banned, or at least have have all been suggested. Russell HE Illingworth era has dramatics which place as easily as famous paint palette and now passed, although left them with egg on they did against artist's easel for pen and two chapters removed before believes that the problem is publication. Meeting the man at rooted in something simpler. T his shadow still looms their faces. Italy on Wednesday. paper, putting his thoughts over the sport in the shape of The 'Turnstyle Special' What price Graeme Le Saux his book signing in Leeds this "You can have whatever together in "Jack Russell week provided the perfect systems you like", he says the legal wrangling which bordered on the farcical. Poor or Stuart Pearce as England's Unleashed: Barking?" takes place with every Srough Scott, normally so answer to the Brazilian opportunity to find out if Jack firmly, "but the most important Described in the book as Russell really is having a pee on thing is to get the man- cricketing publication these reliable as racing anchor on banana free-kick specialist "one of the most colourful and days. This should not stop hannel 4, struggled valiantly Roberto Carlos? Maybe not. the lamppost of English cricket. management right, because the eccentric characters in "I can't see what all the fuss management I have received England looking to the i > make himself heard above international cricket", he immediate future though and the din coming from the party HE French Open (or is about", he concedes. "All I'm throughout my career on the certainly has plenty to write trying to do is just have my say whole has not been of a high the Ashes this summer, ;oing on in the studio (I use the Roland Garros as the about. On the international especially following the one- organisers wish it to about my experiences in and enough standard. That's why word studio in the loosest sense T stage, Russell has so often come around cricket, including the the England team has not day series whitewash. be known) always provides of the word.) Guest Joe Royle to symbolise English defiance in England team. I've had no performed as well as it should Despite his exclusion, (Hiked thoroughly bemused, some of the most absorbing the face of defeat. His Russell is bullish about tennis of the year. This year motivation other than that I feel have done - the failure to and not simply because Les doggedness (pun completely it's the right time in my life to manage players properly has at England's chances: "We Ferdinand wasn't wearing any has proved no exception, intended) was should win now, especially socks. with the explosion of fresh write the book. I wanted to various stages undermined the ,,«**., embodied explain one or two things about performance of the side, and since there's a good spirit and Commentator Jonathan young talent in the in his attitude in the side", he says women's game perhaps one me as a person, perhaps also to that's been very frustrating. Pearce, famous for his poetic most explode one or two myths and You can have your academies enthusiastically. "I've just descriptions on the radio, may of the most pleasing aspects played against the Aussies for well have performed better (not just visually I hasten to misconceptions and to give a and so on, but it's the attitude view on the state of English you expect from players on the Gloucestershire and they're had he not felt compelled to add.) not a happy lot. They've only keep his mouth at the Steffi Graf's mortality cricket and where we go from field that will determine the success of the side." won one of the six matches microphone for every minute was confirmed when she here." they've played and the only of the match. On balance was once again outplayed Ah, yes, the state of English When he speaks of though, it was hardly fair to and outgunned by her expect him to sound South African nemesis authoritative when he was Amanda Coetzer. Other forced to repeat phrases like veterans like Conchita The story so far... 'Live on Five - the channel Martinez and Arantxa which brings you great Sanchez-Vicario have also 1981 - First-class debut aged 17 years 307 days as England goals' at every been upstaged by the likes youngest-ever Gloucestershire wicketkeeper possible opportunity. of Martina Hingis, and her Of course, this cloud did teenage cohorts Anna 1984 - Reached 1,000 first-class runs and 100 dismissals have a very thick silver lining, Kournikova, Iva Majoli namely that such a shocking and Irina Spirlea. display has surely shattered While Hingis is 1988 - Test debut at Lord's vs Sri Lanka, scoring 94 Channel 5's sporting currently number one, credibility for good. Perhaps there is at last a real hope 1989 - Com/i/// player of series in Ashes series. Hit more importantly, it made that the final curtain has 128no in Fourth Test at Old Trafford people like Ron Atkinson look now gone down on the one- positively polished. Jimmy Hill woman show played for so 1995 - Reached 10,000 first-class runs vs Middlesex - all is forgiven... sorry that many years by Martina was one step too far. Navratilova and then Graf. 1995/6 - Second Test vs South Africa, Johannesburg: The only down side of ND so to the football course is that none of this 100th Test catch, world record 11 catches in itself. By all accounts, new generation are from same match, batted 277 minutes adding 119 with A it's been a very good these shores. AA ^G Michael Atherton to salvage a draw / LEEDS STUDENT Friday June 6. 1997 23 despite losing his place in the Test team

No. 3ft TTie Wonderonal By Chris Straw A WARM, sunny September afternoon in South London was the setting for what turned JACK IS STILL out to he one of the f>reat matches of the 1995-6 Premiership season. Wimbledon sersiis I ceils has never exactly been a glamour fixture, but Tons Yehoah w as about to change all dial. His hat-trick for the visitors included what must be the greatest goal esei seen at Selhurst P.uk Both sides went DOGGY STYLE agonisingly close in the first hall hour, until Cailton I'ahnei and Yehoali had put Leeds two up Dean Holdsworth pulled THE WORLD ACCORDING TO JACK one back for the Dons in the 42nd minute, and it was alter that goal that the ball w as bouncing aiound in the "Giving Illingworth unprecedented powers as chairman of selectors, cricket manager and coach had Wimbledon hall. been the wrong move for English cricket. By the end of the World Cup, he had lost our respect and he The home side were unable was a lame duck in the job." to make .1 propei clearance and the ball dropped lo Yeboah w ho look il on his "ft bugs me that our game hasn't been going forward on so many levels." chest, then trapped n w ith his

Then, alter dummy ing past "If I didn't have to eat to survive, I'd never bother with eating. My preferred meal is mashed Vinnie Jones, he transferred potato with milk and butter, mixed in with plain white rice served up with Heinz baked the ball from left loot to right beans topped off with a generous dollop of HP brown sauce." before unleashing a screamei ol a hall sollcs into Ihe top cornei of the Wimbledon net "For a grubby-haired little kid born in 1963 and from a council house in Stroud, I dont \lai sellous. Surely it was the of the season'.' think I've too badly in life... People say I'm crackers and barking mad -1 prefer to call No. Ini Alan and 1 u- s in my ways mildly eccentric." their ml mile w isdom decreed that Ychoalf s strike against I is erpool had been beltei . "You dont have to be selfish to make something of your life, just dare to be different Still, sou can't w in 'cm all. As and swim against the tide occasionally, especially if it's what you believe in." I eeds have prosed since then Above quotes from "Jack Russell Unleashed - Barking?" - £15.99, Collins Willow

time to be,it them is going to season. Second in the during 1-ng land" s 1 6-week he MI championship, they has e tour of /imhahw e and New "Ohs i.msly the Ashes arc caught out all the cricket /calami (in which he played ning completely commentators with their only eight das s compclilis e HAUFA) different that can't he judged confident start, although cricket). "We're busy to the totally mi counts mat. Russell claims to be extent that I's e got to make hee;uise it's the ultimate unsurprised by their progress sure my panning doesn't BUSA NEWS .series and brings out the hest "We've got some good interfere with ms game. in e\ It's still gi young talent and the future's which is still the priority in RUGBY LEAGUE to he looking quite rosy. We're a my lile at the moment." nullify \\ .une and the Waugh little inexperienced in various Bui w hen that's no lo AFTKR an excellent brothers, we' II h;i\ departments hut that's lile. the case, and he finally start to the Salford chance of winning. Providing, and the initial talent i.\ there. decides to pack the pads and • it course, that we pci lorin to It ss as disappoi nl i ng not to floppy hat away lor the final Rugby League the hesl of our abilities and qua 11 fy loi the B .V 11 Cup time, w hat w ill his next mose Sevens, LMUSU were we believe in ourscls es. we quarter finals, hut w e can be1.' "Til like to think I'll put controversially can win the scries. We \lwnltl perform really well this sear something back into the game win it." in the championship, which is at some stage as direcloi ol knocked out of the The Ashes series hi i ng s w ide open." cricket, coach or man. competition in the hack ihe memories for G I o u c e S I e i s h i r e ' s somew here il the situation quarter-final stages. Russell. Alongside his challenge has been boosted in was right. It actually almost Looking like potential Johannesburg performance, some w as s bs the return of happened at (iloucesici shn c he rates his I 28 not out Das ul 'Syd' Lawrence, a this scar, but the club warned competition winners. against the Aussies at Old great friend of Russell, who to do it a different w as and LMUSU won their group Traffnrd in 11WJ as one of the has been out of cricket for that's fail enough. 1' s e got stage convincingly sweetest moments of his fise sears after his knee my own view s as io how a heating Loughborough career. "It's difficult to pick shattered whilst playing for winning team can be out a finest moment", he England against New organised, and that may come and Manchester. confesses, "because if I /.calami. "I was there when out at some stage in the Liverpool were hadn't scored d4 not out at his knee went in Wellington. future, at (iloucesier 01 demolished .V4-0 to set up a Lord's. I w ouldn't ha\ e and that was pro ha Ills t In- anywhere in the world." quatler final clash with that hundred. But it was my most horrific experience I'se l-'or a man w hose loy alls I eeside. A iletensi\e error first first-class ton and it had on the cricket field. But and commitment to England from I.Ml'SL allowed came against the Australians his knee now has not been a has been so frequently Teeskle to score first, and I don't think there's anything problem, and it's great to abused. Jack Russell remains minutes later they scored MCI than that, Lxcepl have him in the c ha ng i ng an irrepressible characlci in ii .Another try yasc room again. To see him come fine form. As a canny old dog perhaps the world record for Teeside a 14-0 half time catching and the halting w ith back is a miracle." of the game, he's used lo 'Athers' on the last da\ .11 cricket's ups and downs, has lead. Johannesburg. That was icalls O w hat does ihe future done it all and despite the I.Mrs I .allied in the gooil Inn " hold lor Jack Russell'.' I ( II. now wauls lo share his second half forcing isvo i Whilst his omission Irom His art gallery in s alions w ilh the public. through smooth link S movements. But it w as noi the Lngland set-up has been a Chipping Sodhury is "going Both in the llesh and on the severe blow . the resin well". not surprising Ihe result is an enough, a knock-on in the of his home counts considering the 135.000 he intriguing insight into the lack I. i by Ilu- made from selling S5 per cent mind of a real cricket ing ii feree lo gise Teeside another Gloucestershire has giscn him precious ny. snme earls comfort this ol the paintings he completed characiei. 47 England call-up for rugby starlet

By Alex Gubbay Leeds stadium in preparation for the squad's trip to New A STUDENT from Zealand next year. Leeds University has "I'm absolutely over the moon and really looking been selected for the forward to it", exclaimed the England Women's second year law student. "The Rugby League team. England management said they Rebecca Stevens, who had been watching me for quite a while, but I'm still a bit plays for Sheffield Eagles, surprised to be honest." received the good news over the telephone last Asset Monday. Rebecca, who plays at She will now follow a centre, says she may have to special training programme fund part of the trip herself. over the summer at South "Unfortunately, women's rugby league is still developing as a sport and so it doesn't get much attention, not even as much as women's rugby union. I will probably have to look for some sponsorship to help out financially." J Currently leading try scorer for her club side, the 20-year- old actually sees the defensive t side of her play as her strongest \ asset. "I am quite fast, but an I extremely big hitter. I 2 Nevertheless, I don't quite live 3 m3 up to the popular big and butch *3 OUT OF MY WAY: Rebecca stereotype of women rugby f r brushes aside the opposition players!" f

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