The Allure of Nymphets: Second Edition: from Emperor Augustus to Woody Allen, a Study of Man's Fascination with Very Young Women
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The Allure of Nymphets: Second Edition: From Emperor Augustus to Woody Allen, A Study of Man's Fascination with Very Young Women by Mo Ibrahim 1 Copyright © 2017 by Mohamed Ibrahim Published by Lad Literature New York, NY www.LadLiterature.com All rights reserved. ISBN: 9781521286395 Second Edition 2 CONTENT Introduction to the Second Edition 5 Introduction 6 Chapter One Famous & Infamous Ephebophiles 19 Chapter Two Literature & Poetry 40 Chapter Three Movies & Television 70 Chapter Four Music & Musicians 100 Chapter Five Age of Consent Laws & “Children” 126 Chapter Six Raunchy Teen Media 136 Chapter Seven Children vs. Young Adults 171 Chapter Eight Attraction Isn’t a Choice 192 Conclusion 204 Appendix I Additional Literature 208 Appendix II Additional Films 210 3 Appendix III Additional Student-Teacher Novels 212 Appendix IV Additional Songs 215 Bibliography 217 4 Introduction to the Second Edition I have added over ten-thousand words to this second edition of The Allure of Nymphets. I added a new chapter, Music & Musicians, and a new appendix IV, Additional Songs, but I condensed the Attraction Isn’t a Choice chapter. I elaborated on and added some famous and infamous ephebophiles like Marvin Gaye and Mickey Rooney. However, the bulk of the second edition is peppered with additional examples of ephebophilia and teleiophilia that I culled from literature, poetry, movies, plays, art and television shows. 5 Introduction In 2001, Napster, the popular yet illegal music sharing program was shut down, but due to Napster’s popularity and influence, other file sharing programs were released. During that time, counterfeit movies, the same movies that could be purchased on Canal Street and in the subway in New York City, became available for download on the Internet. Due to the prodding of my computer engineer friend, I decided to download Training Day (2001) to be entertained by the much talked about and eventual Academy Award winning performance by Denzel Washington. Despite the fact that I was an early adopter of high speed Internet, I still had to wait over three hours for the download to finish. Once the download was finally complete, I quickly double-clicked on the file labeled TrainingDay.divx on my brand- new MacBook that I had recently won at Micro Center. As I saw “Columbia Pictures Presents” flash across the screen, I got just as excited about the new technology as my computer engineer friend. I could not believe that I had just downloaded an entire movie from the Internet – for free. As I sat Indian style on the floor of my apartment, I eagerly waited for Denzel’s character to appear, but to my surprise a nymphet in black plastic framed glasses, ponytails and print pajamas graced the screen, but the setting of the movie did not match the vision I had for Denzel’s role as a corrupt cop. From what I understood, Training Day was set in the drug-infested 6 neighborhoods of Los Angeles, but the movie I had downloaded looked as if it were set in the pristine suburbs of Los Angeles. It turned out that my computer engineer friend had failed to inform me that hackers got a kick out of mislabeling movies; so, instead of downloading Training Day, I had mistakenly downloaded Not Another Teen Movie (2001), which I later learned was a mainstream movie marketed to teens. As I continued watching Not Another Teen Movie, the teenage girl, who was in bed watching Freddie Prinze Jr. in She's All That became enthralled by the image of Freddie on her decrepit television screen. She reached under her pillow and pulled out an enormous pink vibrator that was ironically labeled MY LIL’ VIBRATOR. As she put the vibrator under her matching pink sheet and quilt, there was a squish sound effect, which shockingly gave the impression that she had inserted the vibrator into her extremely wet vagina. Then her pupils dilated, she moaned, writhed with pleasure, and braced herself against her bed board as her eyes rolled into the back of her head. As she pleasured herself, her father, brother, dog, grandparents, and the priest, with some children from the community center, barged into her bedroom to wish her a happy birthday. Inquisitively, her dog removed her bedding to reveal the cause of her ecstasy, and to my surprise and the utter surprise of her unexpected guests, her large pink vibrator somersaulted into her birthday cake and splattered everyone with, you probably guessed it, vanilla frosting. 7 I clicked pause on my laptop, took a deep breath, and looked around the room to reassure myself that I was alone. I sat there speechless, thoughtless, and floored by what I saw and heard. I would have been speechless, thoughtless, and floored even if the masturbator had been a middle-aged woman, but the actress was clearly playing the role of a teenager. I was intrigued, so in the name of research I clicked play. Approximately, six minutes more into the movie, Katherine, a brunette dressed in a midriff and cleavage baring sweater and a Catholic schoolgirl mini skirt made her debut. Her outfit was ironically accessorized by a large silver crucifix as she walked seductively down the hallway of John Hughes High School. (I later learned that Not Another Teen Movie was a parody of other teen movies like Sixteen Candles and Pretty in Pink, most of which were written by John Hughes.) “Can I ask you a question? Why is it every time I tell a guy they can put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?” Katherine asked Jake, the school jock, before she invitingly, and as some would opine, blasphemously simulated fellatio on the crucifix by slowly sliding the ancient symbol in and out of her wet mouth. Yes, I was just as shocked as you probably are right now, but it gets worse or better, depending on whom you ask. “That’s just way too much information for me Katherine.” Jake replied. “Oh, no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that after they’re done, I always take a huge dump on 8 their chest.” To make sure you, the reader, and I are on the same page, I feel compelled to make it unequivocally clear that the preceding conversation took place on a high school set between actors who were playing high school students. Despite the obvious, I still had to ask myself, “Is this a movie for teenagers?” and “Do parents know that their children are watching this movie?” My answer to the former question was a resounding, “Yes,” and to the latter, “Probably not.” After I finished watching the rest of Not Another Teen Movie, which contained what has become the customary lipstick (i.e. very feminine) lesbian scene, among other provocative scenes, I naively wondered if Not Another Teen Movie was the first and only teen movie that portrayed teens in such a raunchy light. Thus, in the interest of mankind I set out to find the answer and it turned out that Not Another Teen Movie was probably one of the first mainstream movies to feature scatophilia among high school students, but it was not the first teen movie to portray anal sex. One of the first movies to do that, along with clear references to and images of oral sex and girl-on-girl kissing was Cruel Intentions (1999). The opening credits for Cruel Intentions revealed that the movie was “suggested” by the novel Les Liaisons Dangereuses by Choderlos De Laclos. I am not sure what “suggested” means, but the novel is about two ex-lovers who became rivals and who used sex as a tool to dishonor the weak, which is remarkably similar to the tactics used by the Manhattan prep school students in Cruel 9 Intentions. In the movie, Court Reynolds, a New York senator’s college aged son, dumped high school upperclassman Kathryn (Sarah Michelle Gellar) for high school freshman Cecile (Selma Blair). As a form of revenge, Kathryn asked her step-brother Sebastian (Ryan Phillippe), who was also an upperclassman, to turn Cecile into the “Premier Tramp of the New York Area”. After Kathryn told Sebastian the plan to seduce Cecile, there was a flashback scene in which Kathryn performed oral sex on the senator’s son - in his convertible and during daylight. (At least on the pilot episode of the teen drama 90210, fifteen-year- old Adriana performed oral sex on Ethan, the star of the Lacrosse team, in a non-convertible 4x4; therefore, the viewer did not see Adriana until she raised her head from Ethan’s groin area and wiped the drool from her chin with the back of her hand.) Despite the way, Kathryn described the nymphet as having, “Young supple breasts, a tight firm ass, and an uncharted putty.” Sabastian declined the offer to take Cecile’s virginity and turn her into the “premier tramp,” because he felt that it was too easy. However, when Kathryn showed Sabastian a Virgin’s Manifest on page 64 of Seventeen magazine titled “Why I Plan to Wait” by Annette Hargrove (Reese Witherspoon), who happened to be the new headmaster’s daughter, Sabastian became intrigued. He envisioned that taking the virginity of the new headmaster’s daughter would be his greatest victory and would do wonders for his reputation. 10 “You don’t have a chance.” Kathryn taunted. “Care to make a wager on that?” Sabastian asked. Kathryn took Sabastian up on his bet and wagered that if she won, she would get Sabastian’s “hot” 1956 Jaguar Roadster and if he won she agreed to “fuck his brains out.” Sabastian initially declined the terms of the wager.