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smodcast archive download SModcast - Episode List. In which our heroes discuss The Boy Who Lived and the wizarding world way, way too much. In which our heroes craft the ultimate form of punishment for a crime ripped from the headlines, debate the implementation and ethics of said ultimate punishment, and then answer questions from SMod fans. In which our heroes ponder congress with strangers, arranged marriages, the Byzantine nature of the electoral college, the extent of principles (via the example of crop-shredding, sexually harassing monkeys), Darth Vader alerts, weight maintenance, the supposed joys of running, and climbing Everest. In which our heroes learn to fear a very tiny water-dwelling killer, mark a passing with little pity, discover why a future in food services might not be the path to take, gift Kentucky with a new license plate slogan, wonder as to the whereabouts of beloved fast food icons, and impart a little lesson about common sense. A blast from the (recent) past, in which a guest hero descends to fill the slot of a traveling hero, as the conversation begins with tales of liquid diet depression before turning towards reminiscences of Jersey - of college writing courses, old girlfriends, and Walt’s trouble getting paid - before winding up with remembrances of Mewes past. The Heroes of the East convene for a special Jersey round table, featuring epic tales of early friendship, "Star Wars" summers, a feal tooth and a mother's love, a fecal ring quest and a decided lack of love, a friend's betrayal, how old is too old to attend a high school party, how to creep out an elementary school class whilst proposing to your wife, and the misfit zoo. In which the Jersey trio dissect each other’s pharmaceutical history, probe deep into the mind, make revelations aplenty, and bond on a whole new level. In which a pair of relics from mid-'90s pop culture talk about getting old and boring, examine the conditions under which sexual congress with the breathing challenged might be acceptable, discuss the alternative branches of a family tree, and take “Paper or plastic?” to a whole new level. Our heroes go jumbo-length in celebration of an anniversary, using the time to explore a body-snatching scenario and the decision to pod or die, learn the boundaries of a hug, marvel at the cunning of a trapped deer, and plumb the depths of general ignorance. In which our heroes embark on not only the happiest, but apparently also the heaviest cruise that ever sailed, flirt with bi-curiosity via RedTube.com, and get high huffing butt-hash. In which our heroes engage in a frank discussion of inebriation, find out what happens when the Italian Harold decides Maude is a bit too old, and touch on the horrors of Alzheimer’s, how to spend your last 48 hours, the passing of Evel, the vindictiveness of jellyfish, and a future after the unkindest cut of all. In which our heroes return in a role-playing adventure through porn by casting a late-80’s convenience store clerk named Kevin in an unlikely role of a lifetime, chat about the aging effects of time on late 80’s cinema goddesses, and debate the merits of size over foppishness. In which our heroes get into a discussion of the white man’s lack of reclaimed cultural terms of endearment before launching into an even more in- depth exploration of cultural terminology, try to come up with words to hurt each other, turn their sights on sites that feature comments that aim to be mean for mean’s sake, read a very special piece of listener mail, debate the history of the Christmas Tree in relation to self-mutilation, and wrap up with another dip into the SModcast mailbag, the best Oscar’s ever, and a Bat-Quickie. In which our heroes ring those silver bells in celebration of the holidays, chatting up all things related to the season, from the little baby Jesus to Conan the Barbarian . In which our heroes discuss SMod after death, and then descend into the Matrix to determine the reality of PodBabies, post-pod love, virtual weight loss, the power of a crappy life, and whether the virtual world makes a man happier. In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “ Zack and Miri ”. Plus, a quiz! In which our heroes finally appease the hunger with chatter about where they’ve been, what they’d do if they were “Lost”, and how they ride their mellow. In which our heroes struggle to get the show started, vicariously cruise a gay website, and puzzle over the current state of father/daughter relationships. In which our heroes are visited by a special guest, discuss disturbing defecation, inadvertently brag about the size of a shower, puzzle over plumbing, worry about monsters under the bed, and muse (or Mewes) about a movie that might’ve been. In which our heroes talk about that old time religion, ruminate on the clerical touch, and try to discern the role of the hot tub in Holy Mother Church. In which our heroes cock an eye at a prairie legend, fret over eight legged stalkers, fear a Swedish Holocaust, and take issue with the plausibility of singing underwater. In which our heroes relate ribald tales of corporate piracy, draw upon the scat games of the short and fantastical, discuss the first generation of hand-held games, and reminisce about the imaginary lengths a boy will go to in an effort to secure some free comic books. In which our heroes la-di-da-di, ruminate over good rates for sex, fret over a Nazi-occupied America, and encourage attic nookie. In which our heroes celebrate a milestone, lament the loss of the ultimate weapon, pit the Christ against the AntiChrist, and plot the most amazing movie ever made. In which our heroes talk about beef. Lots. In which, fittingly, our heroes talk about childish things. In which our heroes get corny, analyze the father of American obesity, and get a shot of maturity. In which our heroes try to manufacture road rage, enter handy negotiations, draw the line at what they’d do for a Make-a-Wish kid, and catch up with an old bathroom buddy. In which our heroes wake and bake, party hardly, and face off against a righteously indignant Canadian. In which our heroes talk a little shop, muse over collegiate nudes, wax Parisian, and seek salvation in Shrewsbury. In which our heroes battle bargain-hunters, jealous lovers, the danger of dills, and misty, water-colored memories of the way they were. In which our heroes marvel over Pillow Babies, thwart an attack by Joseph Stalin’s man-apes, and face off over the love of a human Xerox. In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros't love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant. In which our heroes accost a rocker in the cereal aisle, get unruly on a plane, fear the wrath of a pent-up Paul Bunyan, and go to the movies. In which our heroes are joined by their friend Herb. In which one of our heroes cheats certain death, and the other one is Kevin. In which our heroes race with the devil, question a non-singing moon-walker, and make contact with the most aloof alien in the galaxy. In which our heroes get political, war the world, and await the annual arrival of Odin. In which our heroes confront the civic perils of making a porno, debate the innocence of youth, discuss the responsibilities of parenthood, witness the genesis of a northern superhero team, and try to unravel the mystery of one boy’s vestigial gills. In which our heroes ramble about what went wrong. In which our heroes decide to let it ride. In which our heroes try to keep it about the holiday, and fail miserably. In which our heroes take it easy and forget to be funny. In which our heroes entertain any number of homoerotic scenarios. In which Buddy has a bad day and our heroes are beside themselves at the news… until the Quickening kicks in. In which new ground is temporarily broken at the expense of sound quality. In which proctology is discussed at length. In which our heroes bicker like an old married couple and speculate about Oscar gold. In which a hero returns from the wild, another hero is discovered, and yet another hero can’t stop bawling. In which our heroes trudge through the DMZ, examine various creams and elixirs, and rocket into the future. In which our heroes bed down with cougars, face that yellow bastard, and conjure a cuckold. In which our heroes shine a light on the past, the future, and the parking lot of a Canadian strip mall. In which the future dies. In which our heroes throw their support behind the controversial PreCrime Bureau. In which our heroes go back in time to fight McCarthyism. In which our heroes profile a Legendary Puss-Hole. In which a hero falls to a bug and another hero falls off a moral and societally normal cliff. In which we hear big talk from our heroes. In which our heroes wanna live forever and learn how to fly. In which a simple concept slips from our heroes’ grasps.