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Published Semi-Weekly by S.Al.U. Students' Publishing Company 33rd Year SOUTHERN METHODIST UNIVERSITY, DALLAS, TEXAS, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1947 No. 16 Anatomy of Murdered Man Homecoming Pony Elixir Enables Men Found in University Building House Decorations Centaurs to Neigh Varsity By FERMAN MORRIS murder and its solution among the By TED THARP body to become aware of the f acC Poi-tions of the anatomy of a Won By Pi K A ancient aboriginal tribesmen of Sitting on the shady lane that that the school had an Alma Mater, murdered man have been found in Australia. An all night's work yielded Pi but this is unbelievable . . . the Hyer hall. "The gruesome twosome" are borders the monstrosity . . . oops Kappa Alpha fraternity laurels in pinnacle of school spirit!" The student body and the police, carved into the shape of knives, ... monstrous structure that houses the Homecoming contest for the "What have they done now?" I however, are advised not to become each being about the length and the music department, the campus best decorated house. After all gasped. unduly alarmed. All students width of an ordinary table knife. night of trying to tie the names of bard and I were discussing the "One of them, a "chem major, mounting the stairs leading to the Their bright "pearly" luster is Arkansas' team of 11 hogs and works of the Oofablpo. Suddenly* must have perfected that elixir third floor biology classes in dyer quite deceiving. the bench shuddered and a swish convincing these characters the sty that changes man to centaur. Three hall have passed within four feet ing sound, reminescent of the fly Persons who have mistaken the on Pi Kas' lawn was a fine place of them up there now, drinking of the dead man's remains. objects for letter openers or de ing discs, filled the air. I looked to be, the Pi Kas took first place from the fountain and neighing up just in time to see three engin From a legal standpoint, no in vices for cleaning the finger nails honors Saturday. VARSITY." vestigation of the murder will be eers swinging by, sliderules in their will be surprised to learn that they On the north side of the lawn "Yep," I marveled, "That IS teeth, heading in the general direc required; the crime was solved were carved from the arm-bones of there was a pig sty v ith 11 Ark school spirit! But let's get out of tion of the Engineering building. ? "long ago and far away" and the a man who was once a thriving ansas hogs waiting for the 2 p.m. their way, looks like they re stam The usual rustic peace of the murderer has received justice "in member of the Australian aborigi slaughter which was highly adver peding in our direction" I quickly campus was immediately pierced by full." nal tribesmen. tised on the wall of the "SMU removed the man-hole cover that Few persons recognize what was The two bone knives are on loan a caterwauling of jabberwocky that is the entrance to the catacombs Slaughter House". Of course, the unnerved even the usual taciturn once a functioning part of a fel to the university from Mrs. W. A. board of directors for this slaught that serve as the dorm for 2,300 low man. This is probably due to Webb, whose husband was for nine poet. Strange, I thought, nothing upperclassmen, and we crawled to er house were the men on the so unusual about the engineers the fact that the two portions of a years the manager of the Austral Mustang's feted eleven. The safety. human on exhibit have been altered ian railroads. swinging from trees to so upset The thundering herd rattled over slaughter house advertised ham anyone. in appearance considerably. They For those who are interested in and bacon as an added attraction. our door, headed towards Ownbjr are part of a scientific exhibit de properly naming things, the two I looked in the general direction stadium. To the south, on the Pi KA's of the noise and spied our journal picting the gruesome folkways-and weapons are called "kau-kau" (in lawn "Hog Heaven" was laid out Looking for PERUNA, no doubt ?, customs pertaining to life, death, the singular?) ese buddy, Mose Funk, coming from with eleven graves representing the the fountain at a rapid lerm-gallop. Students of history and science previous tangles of the Hawgs and He was foaming at the mouth and may be interested in investigating Glanville Rites the Hawses. Prophetically enough, about to have a coniption fit. I Lee's Lecture the objects further. They are con there was a place for the slaughter quickly uncapped my fountain pen, tained in a small glass case on the of 1947 filling out an even dozen revealing the concealed hypo needle Is Rescheduled landing of the stairs immediately victories. Held Friday I carried for just such emergencies. The first of eight lectures to b« below the biology department. Spelled out in balloons above , Funeral rites for Dr. James L. Ripping off his shirt I administered presented by the faculty of SMU Interwoven traditionally with the mock goal-posts over the door were Glanville, 50, professor of Euro a shot of cocaine to the metatarsus. will be delivered by Dr. Umphrejr pean history at SMU, were held knive,s are two other objects con the Greek letters for Pi Kappa He recovered sufficiently to point tained in the same case. They are Alpha highlighting a well-planned Lee, Tuesday, Nov. 25 at 8 p.m. in yesterday at 10 a.m. in the chapel in the direction of the fountain. the McFarlin Memorial auditorium, of the Sparkman-Brand Funeral two moccasins, called "kurdaitja and well-executed theme of decora The sad-eyed poet whipped out a shoes." The shoes were made from tion. R. C. Knickerbocker announced home. Dr. Umphrey Lee, president six-foot telescope and looked the Wednesday. the feathers of the emu, an Aus Members of the decorating com situation over. of SMU, conducted the services. Scheduled for Thursday evening, tralian bird, and were woven into mittee were: Harry Thomas, chair "Leaping catfish and blivet The body was interred at the Hill- Nov. 20, the initial lecture of the place with human hair and clotted man; Bill Perkins, Wayne Free- balls," he thundered, "those Mus crest mausoleum. group sponsored by the Public Lec : blood. land, Roy Thompson, Jimmy De tang men are carrying things too The body of Dr. Glanville was tures committee of SMU was post* Because they were noiseless and Prato, Ray Tatum, Carl Allen and far! Only a few snobs objected found hanging in his garage at poned due to the death of Dr. J. L. (Continued on Page 2) Jimmy Ledford. - when they forced the entire student 2820 Amherst, Tuesday afternoon Glanville, professor of European by his wife. Justice of Peace W. L. history, according to the co-chair Sterret rendered a verdict of sui man of the committee, R. C. Knick cide. erbocker. • University Park police said that Speaking on "History and the Mrs. Glanville told them that she Intellectual Climate," a topic pre h^d left her husband home while mg ,My, Isn't He Neat viously discussed at the regional she went to the grocery store. Fondren library. . . . small pamphlets ... conference on the humanities and When she returned shortly before worn question "Do you have your Heads bent over ponderous ref Polite, efficient clerks fading in social sciences held Nov. 7 and 8 6 p.m., she saw the body hanging library deposit card?" . equally erence tomes . . . pens and pencils to the stacks of books .. . reappear- worn Cards produced and shown . at SMU, Dr., Lee, SMU president, by a rope from a rafter of the scratching furiously . .. fingers idly will open the series. • garage. thousands of books . . . thousands turning pages . . . rustle of news of cards in filing drawers . . . book Dr. John W. Bowyer, committee .According to the University papers . . . jaws systematically, Teacher-Author displays . . . chairman, stated that the purpose Pr-k police department, Dr. Glan chomping gum . . . anxious glances Revolving door whirling dizzily of the lectures is "To share the in ville apparently had stood on a at the wall clock . . . pencils be Begins Novel . . telephone constantly busy . , tellectual capital of the university chair which he kicked from under tween nibbling teeth . . . feet pad steps sprinkled with students . . with the community" on various his feet. ding aimlessly about magazine Mrs. Elizabeth Barlett, speech.in snatches of conversations ... "B subjects of social interest. Neighbors of Dr. Glanville told racks—pausing, continuing ... li structor, has begun her first novel, in German, but" . . . "and she said Specifically, the series of lectures the police department that Dr. brarians stubbornly, hopefully re- entitled "We're Going Back To he was the cutest thing, but will consider the integration of the Glanville had been in ill health for ax-ranging books, magazines, papers Mexico," climaxing a varied lite think" . . . "deserved an A, but he humanities and the social sciences some time. . . . books, magazines, papers quiet rary career. didn't like me" . . . "pick you up at from a point of view which was During his career, Dr. Glanville ly scattered, jumbled . . . hum of The ('we" in the title of her book 7 and" . . . "Baylor could win and introduced by Professsor Louis M. attended SMU, and received his study . . . whispered conversations refers to her husband, Paul Bart- unless we" ... Hacker of Columbia university in a doctor of philosophy degree from . . . heads cradled in ai'ms, eyes lett, whom she met and married in Class-free students pushing in . . . public address delivered in the Mc John Hopkins University in 193% shut ... cartoons and smiling lips Mexico, and their two-year-old son, class-bound stiidents pushing out Farlin auditorium on Nov. 6. The He studied in Italy after his grad and chuckles . . . unseeing stares Stevon, who was born there. . . . down the steps . . . dispersing. speakers of the series will develop uation. He was president of the into space . . . gigantic-dictionaries Mrs. Bartlett has contributed and illustrate the subject intro American Historical Society, a ing with requested volumes . . . the short stories, book reviews, poetry, duced by Professor Hacker. member of the Texas Historical and articles to such publications as Admission to the lectures will be Society, and various other historical the New York Times, Accent, Senior Rings free to students of SMU. Com organizations. He contributed ex Tinkle To Give Southwest Review, Mexican Life, munity course members have been tensive writings concerning Eur Arizona Quarterly and others. Now Available sent complimentary tockets which opean history. He was born at She enjoys collaborating with her will assure members of seats until Book Review Orders are now being taken for Cooper, Texas, and had been a Dal 7:55 p.m. At that time doors will A book preview of the season of artist-writer husband;- who is plan senior rings by the L. G. Balfour las resident for 25 years. 1947-48 will be given by Lon ning to illustrate her book. be opened to the general public ac Active pallbearers were: L. H. company, national headquarters for Tinkle, professor of French and A water color exhibit of Bart- cording to Mr. Knickerbocker. Hooten Sr., Cooper; Charles B. fraternity and sorority badges. A litei*ary editor of The Dallas Morn lett's is being shown now in the permanent office of the company Other lectures scheduled to com Headrick, Houston; Stokes D. ing News, in the browsing room Mezzanine gallery of the Telenews plete the series are: "Art in the Bishop, 4(>22 Live Oak; Wallace has been set up in the University of the Student Union building Dec. theatre. Southwest," Dec. 4, Jerry By- Chappell, Dallas; Dr. Ira Stephens Book store for convenience to stu 4. The speech instructor, who lived dents. waters; ".Texan Fact and Fiction," and Dj\ Hemphill Hosford, SMU Prof. Tinkle worked with pub Dec. 15, Herbert Gambrell; "The professors. in Mexico for five years, is a na At least three months must be lishers in New York this summer tive of New York City and traveled allowed to complete the special American Dream as Reflected in and will give short reviews of books extensively in Europe before the orders and senior students are urg Literature," Jan. 5, E. E. Leisy; Chess Group to Meet which have not yet reached the war. ed to make their orders early. "The Cultural Approach to World Officers will be elected and times market as well as books now on "I love Dallas and have found it It was announced that 10 per Peace," Jan. 22, F. D. Smith; "The for future meetings and plans for sale. "** very friendly," said Mrs. Bartlett cent of the first week's sale of Outlook for Religion," Feb. 2, future programs will be discussed The regular Tuesday afternoon when questioned about her present merchandise will go to the Athletic Fred D. Gealy; "The Development at the Monday afternoon meeting of student faculty coffee hour will be home. dormitory fund. of Greek Democracy," Feb. 19, the Chess club in the games room held in the main lounge. The stu . She also said that she enjoyed Johnny Clingingsmith is the rep James . F. Cronin; "The* Cultural of the Student Union building at dents, faculty and staff are invit her students and found teaching resentative of the Balfour company Functions of. Music," March ly 7 o'clock. ' ed to attend both functions. stimulating to her writing. and Kirby Eddleman, jeweler. i Hans T. David. . i Page 2 The SMU Campus Saturday, November 22, 1917
Proposals Listed GAME BROADCAST Keeton Elected Nation Wide Contest Opens Humble's broadcast of For Basketball the SMU-Baylor game will Tickets By Jordan be heard from the munici President of For Writers, Creators pal stadium in Waco, with A unique nation-wide contest to Further information may be ob With basketball season approach Charlie Jordar. describing Ex-Lettermen discover people who think they can tained by writing Writers Talent ing, Lester Jordan, business man the play and Jerry Doggett E. L. Keeton, 2805 Milton, was write short stories or create ideas Scout, Inc., 1067 N. Fairmax Ave., ager of the athletic department, furnishing color and statis elected president of the Ex-letter- for motion pictures, movie titles, or Hollywood, Calif., which requests made three proposals to the student tics. The game will go on men's association at a meeting held radio shows has been announced by that no manuscripts be sent with council Thursday afternoon regard the air at 2:20 p.m. over homecoming day on the campus. Writers Talent Scout, Inc. out first writing for further in stations WFAA - WBAP, Other officers elected include Wil Prizes totalling several thousand formation. ing ticket and seating arrange ments for basketball games. Dallas-Fort Worth; WOAI, son Germany, vice-president, and dollars and a ten week Hollywood Dean Willis Tate, who was re writer's contract will be awarded First, Jordan proposed that the San Antonio; KPRC, Hous ton; KRIS, Corpus Chttsti; elected secretary-treasurer. the" winning contestants. Murdered Man east and north sections of Perkins gymnasium be allocated to the stu KVAL, Brownsville; KGNC, The main objective for the gi-oup The quest for actual writing skill (Continued from Page 1) during the coming year will be to is only part of the search, the dents of SMU as they were last Amarillo; KRIG, Odessa; left no tracks, the shoes were very raise the $75,000 needed to finish ability to think up plots and titles year. He emphasized the fact that KPET, Lamesa; and popular among tribesmen looking paying for the Memorial dormitory, being the other. there were only 2803 seats in the WACO, Waco. for "relative murderers." Such which cost $275,000. In the short story division of the gym and nearly 7000 students, plus foot-gear,. along with the. "kau- Keeton announced that donations contest, the estate of the late Jack parents of players, faculty, arid kau" weapons, constitutes an im from individuals have been made, London will pay $1,000 cash for other parties interested in athletics. portant part of the "glorious" his The second proposal made by Mr. Mustang Men .ranging from $2 to $15,000, and the best story submitted, $300 for that anyone wishing to make a do tory of the natives o f Australia. Jordan was a system, through the second best, and $200 for third. nation should contact Dean Tate. Cosmopolitan magazine, in addi ^ According to custom, an aborigi use of activity cards, whereby stu nal tribesman was bound by social dents who do not go to one basket Receive $865 "We're in a very recptive mood,"- tion, will pay $1,500 for : serial said Keeton, "We'll even take 50 coercion to solve and avenge all ball -game will have first choice rights to the winning story, and will An additional appropriation of cents." murders involving his relatives. In of tickets at the next. have rights of first refusal on all $865 to the Mustang Men was ap other promising material submit fact, an aboriginal man who failed The third proposal pertained to ted. Thus, even if an entry fails to find and "kau-kau" another the seating arrangement of stu proved by the student council at to win a prize there is the possibil tribesman who had murdered one dents at the games. There will be its regular meeting Thursday. In Community Course ity that it may eventually lead to of his kin, was not spoken to by sections in blocks but no reserved addition, the council has guaranteed a. lucrative writing career. the better social circles. seats. Each student can get his own payment for transportation of the To Present Neveu Stories submitted will be judged and five other tickets with activity The bone weapons served a dual Mustang- Men to both the Baylor The community course of SMU by Adela Rogers St. Johns, Paul purpose. First, they were used as cards. • and TCU football games. will present Miss Ginnette Neveu, Gallico, Walter Duranty, Frances compasses to determine the direc Mr. Jordan also said that Mon Baylor university's student coun-^ Marion, and Irving Shepard, neph tion in which the murderer wrent. day students can get one extra cil lias invited the SMU council French violinist, in recital at 8:15 V ew of the late Jack London. Ironically enough, they were also ticket with his own for the SMU- and dates to sit with them in a p.m. Dec. 1 at McFarlin auditorium. Per the best plot submitted from used by the nearest of kin to mete TCU football game next Saturday. block on the 50-yard-line at the She will be accompanied at the which a motion picture can be out justice to the culprit, if and This will continue through Tuesday Baylor-SMU game today. Following piano by her brother, Jean. made, Roy del Ruth and Allied when he was caught up with. as long as the tickets last, said the game, the SMU council and Miss Neveu recently completed Artists Productions will pay $1,000 Upon the mysterious death of a Jordan. ' • this year's homecoming queen, Eliz two concerts at Carnegie hall where cash and sign the winning contest tribesman, it was the custom to abeth Stollenwerck, will be honor she was soloist with the New York ant to a ten week writing contract hold what we could now refer to as ed at a dinner in Waco. Philharmonic Symphony orchestra. at $187.50 per week, plus trans the first "coroner's jury." Rela The-SMU queen is returning the Both performances were enthusi portation. tives of the dead man each filed by Baylor Is Host visit of Baylor's homecoming queen astically received. Her limited Unit Awards of $1,000, $300, and $200 his body and "asked" him who and to Dallas last week-end. ed States engagement—Oct. 20 to "Will be made in the Rudy Vallee where his murderer was. A guide submitted by Joe Pat December 15—climaxes a success Radio Division for winning sug To Council, Queen Unlimited research fails to clari terson, head cheerleader, proposed ful summer tour of South America, gestions for weekly radio shows, fy what happened if the corpse The SMU student council and duties and qualifications to govern Member of a musical family, such as "Take It or Leave It." Don "answered" the line of question the SMU homecoming Queen, Miss cheerleaders in the future was ac Miss Neveu was born ;.t Paris. Wilson, Harry von Zell and Vick ing. However, in such rare instan Elizabeth Ann Stollenwerck, will cepted by the council. This guide Early in childhood, a great talent Knight comprise the advisory ces, it seems logical to assume that be the guests of the Baylor univer will be published at a later date for the violin was discovered by board for judges. the jury "adjourned"—in all direc sity student council at the SMU- to inform students what they should her mother, her first teacher. Short Seven cash awards ranging from tions—without accepting the bal Baylor game Saturday. expect from the cheerleaders and ly afterward, Ginnette enrolled at $500 to $50 will be awarded by ance of the "testimony." In a telegram received by George to enable them to choose wisely any the Paris Conservatory of Music. Pine-Thomas, a subsidiary of Para Another method of crime solu Crisp, president of the student new cheerleaders. There her outstanding musical abil mount Pictures for the best mo tion was also used. The closest rel council, from Pat Luckett, chair The project initiated by the stu ity won her first prize in a concert. tion picture titles suggested. ative, while reposing in the arms man of the Baylor council, the dent council to secure bus service Later she received private lessons Writers Talent Scout will also of Morpheus, tffeed the corpse as a SMU student council and the re from the White Rock-Lake wood teacher. endeavor, as the author's literary pillow. His dreams, under such cently selected SMU Homecoming area to SMU has been turned over Miss Neveu entered an interna agent, to sell all promising material morbid conditions, supposedly re Queen were invited to be the guest to Blue Key upon a request from tional violin competition at War so that stories or ideas of merit of the Baylor council at the game, that organization. Further plans saw, Poland in 1935. Although only •will not be forgotten simply be vealed the name and whereabouts of the slayer. and to a dinner Saturday night. for obtaining such a bus line will fifteen years of age at the time, cause they failed to win an award. Picture then, if yqu will, a young This invitation follows the recent be. made by Blue Key. The council shewon the coveted Grand Prix, aboriginal warrior preparing to go visit of the Baylor Homecoming will back the movement and aid in after competing with 85 other par Ticket Procedure in search of a villain, who has mur Queen, Miss Auline Harris, to the any way possible. ticipants. dered his uncle. In this instance, SMU campus. Miss Harris was Approximately 100 delegates are This success started the youthful we shall call the ambitious young given a personally conducted tour expected to be at SMU the week musician on a tour, lasting from Listed (or TCU ster Abner. through the Neiman-Marcus de end of Dec. 6-7 to attend the reg that year to the beginning of the Students may get their tickets Abner has risen early. He feels partment store, a luncheon at the ional meeting of the NSA, accord war. During that period, she per for the SMU-TCU game Monday great after a restful night during Riviera, and was escorted to the ing to Bill wood who is in charge formed in 110 leading cities of and Tuesday. Wednesday students which he has used his. late uncle's SMU-Arkansas game by Joe Rus of arrangements. Plans for the Europe and North America. can purchase extra tickets. If there torso as a pillow. C sell. meeting have not yet been com Her sucess in England brought pleted. are any tickets left after that, they After a choice breakfast, "a la Miss Stollenwerck will be flown her to London's famous Albert hall, will be sold to the general public. uncle," he puts on his "noiseless" to the game by Pioneer Airlines, where her outstanding violin artis The school has between 3,800 and shoes and picks up the two beau and will be the honor guest of the Union Program try was greatly received by the' 4,000 seats at the game. tiful knives for which most people Baylor university student council. Saturday, Nov. 22 Queen of England. Other successful' concerts were given in Amsterdam, would give their right arm—bones. - The exchange of invitations has 2:30 p.m.—Broadcast of Baylor- Stockholm, . Copenhagen, Prague As he disappears into the deep been a joint program by the stu SMU game in main lounge. and many other cities on the Eur 'V Program Features jungie, Abner's giant intellect is 8:30 p.m.—Red Soc dance and dent councils of SMU and Baylor opean continent. - completely concentrated on the job to forward interscholastic friend open house. Thanksgiving Theme Monday, Nov. 24 Miss Neveu's Dallas audience will of finding the doer of the devilish ship. : ' Thanksgiving will be the theme deed. 4:00. p.m. — Dance committee have the opportunity of seeing and< hearing the famous Stradivarios of the "Y" program to be held Under these conditions, we have • meeting in music room. Tuesday, Nov. 25 at 7:30 in Fon- Houstonians Elect 5:00 p.m.—Camera club meeting Mpth which she won the great hon- - the ideal plot for a motion picture ors at Warsaw. dren lecture room. starring Peter Lorre and Boris in browsing room. "The London Daily Telegraph" Bob Brown will present the dif Karlolf. Club Officers 7:00 p.m. — Classical recordings ferent perspectives of Thanksgiv The following officers were concert in music room. had this to say of one of Miss Each step brings Abner closer to Neveu's English musical concerts:^' ing faced before, during and after elected at a recent meeting of the 7:00 p.m. — Chess meeting in the fleeing fugitive. Since it is not ". . . played with a brilliance that; World War II by grade school, high our policy to give our readers grue Houston club; Bill Lewis, president; games room. Milton Buie, vice-president; Jean- Tuesday, Nov. 25 even Kreisler himself could not achool and college students. some l-eading material, we must have surpassed." The chapel choir, under the leave our hero—just short of his nine Frazier, secretary; Ann Manly, 3:00 p.m.—Student-faculty cof treasurer; Joe Douglas, sergeant fee hour. Her Dallas performance will in dintetion of Mrs. J. Roscoe Golden goal. clude the following selections: will sing. at arms; and Blake Tartt, historian. 7:00 p.m. — Ballroom dancing These weapons and shoes, both Variations on a Theme of Corelll"- This program, held in collabora relics of an ancient age in Aus Mercedes Holtz was appointed so class. cial chairman. 7:00 p.m.—-Duplicate bridge club —Tartini-Kreisler tion with SCRA, is scheduled for tralia, should make us feel grateful v. La Folia—Corelli-Kreisler S Tuesday night, since Thursday is that we are removed from the bar The club meets each Thursday at meeting in games room. 5 p.m. in the Music room of the 7:00 p.m. — Classical recordings Chaconne (for violin alone)— a holiday. Everyone is urged to be baric thoughts and practices of Bach , present for this program.' that period. Student Union and„all Houstonians concert in music room. are invited. Wednesday, Nov. 26 Sonata in G major, Op. 30, No. S We should take pride in the fact v —Beethoven The purpose of the club is to 2:30 p.m. — Matinee dance in ^that we are living in the "civilized" Allegro assai , start interest among Houstonians main lounge. twentieth century. It is truly an Tempo di Minuetto, ma mojto S U Fountain Is so that a strong alumnae chapter 7:00 p.m.—Square dance class in era; of "progress" in which the main lounge. moderator a grazioso < Now Open Until 10 "kau-kau" weapons have been sup of SMU will be formed after leav Allegro vivace . . ! ing, college. It will also endeavor 7:00 p.m. — Classical recordings JPhe- fountain of the Student'Un- erseded by more improved methods Caprice, No. 24~-Paganini to acquaint students from Houston concert in.mugic room.' ; io»' is now open until 10 p.m. on of murder.' Hora Staccato—Din icu-H eifetz • to the campus each year. wefek-tfaysl Sandwiches, - milk; cof Hack Wilson holds the major- Tzigane—Ravel - , " fee, drinks and ice cream will be Temple and Penn State battled top, 63-60, in the longest extra- league record for the most runs- holds the runs-batted-in lifetime served until this hour, to accomo through five overtime sessions in period game known to modern batted-in in a single season—190 students. record with >2,209 in a 22 year date the -1945, with Temple coming out on college basketball. in 155 games in 1930. Babe Ruth career. Saturday* November 22, 1947 The SMU Campus Page It. What an €4itw? Tire National Conference of Editorial Writers held its first meeting- in Washington last week and devoted an afternoon to the technique of the editorial art or craft. From the dis cussion two conclusions emerged: 1. There are no standards for editorials (which is all right with this editorial writer). 2. There are standards of editors. The standard editor, # if you could find him, must have some slight preparation for his job. He must have made Phi Beta Kappa in college and edited the Harvard (or at least Yale) Law Review. He must have mastered all the "Great Books," including Aristotle and Aquinas, but he must not have lost his youthful ability to turn out a funny piece, say, on "the short view of the long skirt and the long view on the short skirt." He need not have been a judge but he must have acquired 3 a knowledge of law and court procedure which comes only 0 from ten years of general practice at the bar. It is not re quired that he should have been Secretary of State, but it is mandatory that he should have lived a total of not less than 150 years in India, Europe, South America, Russia, Palestine and China, with side trips to the Solomons and the Aleutians. He must have served a term as city manager and it would help if he had served one in prison. It is not essential that he be a scientist, but it will be sufficient if he has a working LU knowledge of nuclear physics based on a thorough under- - standing of Einstein's general theory of relativity and the •, late Dr. Planck's quantum theory. .xAf!£ Politics, tariffs and taxation must hold no secrets for him. Carnival ptf- (ja^ety He must be able to watch the world making a fool of itself 'Sflf/ tfl daily without having his faith shaken that he can change On the even of the wedding day of Princess money. Despite his minor duties, the mon- all that with a couple of hundred of well-worn words to- ^JlElizabeth and Lt. Phillip Mountbatten, more arch is essentially a parasite. v . morrow. people choked the streets of London than on Of course, the key to the near-delirium of His mind must be able to reduce an extremely complicated ilthe occasion of the national victory celebra- the Britishers at this time may lie in the set of facts to a simple, logical and entertaining conclusion. . tion. They danced, sang and even huddled up realm of psychology. England, now in de- He must be a sentimental realist and a cynical crusader. He - for the night on London's cold sidewalks in cline, is a proud nation. Perhaps the people must have the mind of Machiavelli, the style of Swift, and the hope of catching a mere glimpse of the are grabbing at this opportunity to once the heart of a sweet girl graduate. ^ bride. Then Thursday morning, hundreds of more make their nation the focal point of And finally, he must have an uncontrollable hankering to 7 thousands filled the streets in a "carnival of world interest, even if only for a few days, trade his accomplishment for considerably less money than \ gayety.' Or maybe, after having been under continual he could make at any other profession. The affection of the British commoner for physical and mental strain for over eight No wonder he is hard to find. .. the royal family will probably remain a mys- years, a royal wedding brings the chance to —Greenville, S. C., Daily News, j terv to the average American. Certainly it forget all troubles in frenzied celebration. .'4 is strange to see a people who look forward Whatever the reasons, the Britons can pre y, to nothing"but industrial and political strife sumably be left to continue to shape their What * tfji... W : 'and a starvation diet yet retain such devo- own destiny. I tion to those born with the proverbial silver More difficult to understand is the intense .... On The £cuthue6t Campus --.spoon to a life of professional glamour and interest of many Americans in the affair, as No Biscuit Passing in Germany instructor at LSU, says The Daily -leisure. " . . shown by the countless gifts sent to the The outlook for democracy in Reveille. Krumpelman recently re- The answer is supposedly tradition. The newly-weds. Many of these weie given by Qermauy js not, good, in the opinion turned from a two years' stay in |T' u*crown is the symbol of British Empire unity. peisons who occupy 110 official position and 0^ j-)r j rp Krumpelman, German Germanv. One reason the Germans ** -Political parties may come and go, but the have no personal acquaintance with the royal — do not take to democracy is that :royal family goes on and on. As such, it is couple. We theoretically subscribe to a sys- T flip ITHTOR after the first world war, Germany Sfgfa stabilizing influence. • tem of social equality. Then why the great LLllLili3^ urc.Llflllfil had no one to turn' to but Japan, But is the tradition worth the price? The interest in a wedding of the European social 19 November 1947 the speaker said. ^fxo.Vcuroyal familyicuniiy ieuereceives an income of 589,000 elite? While the motives behind this display Dear Sirs: During- his stay in Germany, he • t '''^pounds ^•nAunrls r>pvper year.vpnr With Britain in thethe throes-throes of generosity were probably praiseworthy, After reading several articles re- travelled all over the country, with of a financial crisis so acute that the very the cause of humanity would have been bet- garding the Mustang band as a the exception of the Russian Zone, i --V existence of the nation is threatened, it ter served by gifts to some of the world's two-bit outfit and then reading a "If you go in there, they'll snap '. seems that better use could be found for this needy people. letter that some "person" '-wrote you up like an alligator would," he regarding the Mustang Men as an declared, and added that after exclusive campus organization, I spending a week-end in a Russian it have decided to write a letter to the jail, most don't try to go into the v.* JaiJa Jtte entire school. Russian zone. In a recent survey it was determined that used instead of cream. w;hen the team flew out to Cali- Class distinction is very pro- eight out of ten people in the United States At any rate, coffee is the greatest draw- fornia and the band rode in Pull- nounced in Germany, Krumpelman drink coffee. Going on the assumption that ing card any food establishment could have, mans, all expenses paid, there was said. For instance, a man with a students of the campus are an accurate cross Any amateurish business man will admit a group of about seventy men that Ph.D would not ever stoop to lift- section of the U S Dublic and being slightly that. So even if the loss were there, it would were jammed into one of the South- mg heavy objects. Even the ser- prejudiced in that we consume quite a num- behove these food caterers to sell a superior ern Pacific's oldest coaches. There vants don t think a man with a piejumcea m xnat we 4 ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ were geveral d? of these ph D should be democratic.
ber of cups ourselves, we wonder if some that hel ed their constructive criticism might not be in line on tising "the best cup of coffee." After sur- P ^ expenses but Speaking of the current set-up, res< of th loney came h 8 that us ,a h s th a the so-called "java" that some establishments veying a number of students, we believe that ; f " 4fT ® i * ? * f ^; the ets of thes men At the cultural zone Br,tam the mdustnal around the University sell for a jitney. "thisuo would" "ViV* be highly effective inxlL obtaining gameP°<* this group of! seventy' men Zone, France' the rich basin, and They wi.1 complin and scream to the h«h th. good wUMjf a very .ucratwe purchasing * ^ ^ d s , ' ^ power: 11 heavens that they are not making a penny cheering tha i I have ever heard in Germans have told him that they on the coffee. Even some say that they are increase the total food sales. Ownby stadium. After the game it hate the French, fear the Russians, ^ losing money, tl is certainly hard to believe was not only the bands jam ses- and admire the English. t when the coffee is as weak as possible, in- sion that kept the UCLA students Eary to Bed ... ;:8| ferior in quality and the thinnest of milk is in their seats, it was also the said To permit more hours for study, _ • , • M group of men singing Mustang officials of the Texas State Col- songs along with UCLA songs. Be- lege for Women have abolished the Too bad SMU doesn't have a Sadie Haw- ,ievc me>il was impresfv(!- ":.®° out" rule, says The Yo as udcn n ai L so s o1 paper r si is tttpltS kins day. There are some fine places to hide ," % f ' °' ? !" „ ^ ' *° - f ? " .v.vviiv L>->• in the dome of Dallas hall for those'male creatures who really try to escape the clutch Mustang Men sing "Varsity," they students still try to get eight hours m: Published Semi-Weekly by are merely one of the powers be- of sleep, so as not to injure their THE SMU STUDENT PUBLISHING COMPANY es of the lovely Sadies. hind the songs. I'm sure that Jimmy health. Jerry E. Drake, Business Manager Editorial Office. Prefab MX1 Wells wants and expects the rest Apples for U of C SMU, Dallas, Texas The puzzle as to what is going on under Editorial Office, L-1141, Ext. 253 of the student body to join in on Education Majors Member Associated Collegiate Press Perkins hall is now solved. The engineers every tune. " The faculty of the college of ed- Composing Room. SO6 South Akard are going to drop the building down a few ^ ^ _ _ ^ ^ III- C-4535 Next time you have a gripe about ucation of the University of Colo- m EDITORIAL STAFF A feet, making a basement out of the first floor, anything why not weigh the matter rado has entered into an agree- Editor -Paul E. T;*nnthiU *Actine Associate Editor.. Charles H. Murphy Another authority on the subject says that fjrs^ knock them down. Every ment with the Denver public schools Johnson 'm • :*fe- Sam J hllg6 hydraulic jacks Wlllbc ^ trl6 CAVC group is made up of a fellow stu- to permit XJ of C students to do Editorial. Committee MarviiMarvin SkeltoN 80 Ernest Conine under Perkins hall. In this way the building <|ent, why try to knock them student teaching in Denver schools Assistant Managing Editor iauline Donnell will be lifted, making the first flloor the down. Every group is made up of declares The Silver and Gold, of- Mews Editor. —...... B. J. Roberts Assistant News Editor. _ ..Mary McNeill Second floor. a fellow student, so why try to ficial student publication. Si>oi Ls Editor J. K. Hushes Asst. Sports Editor. — John Cahill ~ ruin their reputations by griping. Beginning: with the winter quaiv Society Editor Gnii Pitt# now is Think it over and I'm sure that ter, U of C students will be a*, Aaaistant Society Editor...., Joanne Martin What everyone is wondering feature and Fashion Editor:. ; • ... Janie Hodges whether students will have to pay for their youll agree that the Mustang Men signed to a school in Denver
•> Mustangs Seek Ninth Win at Waco Baylor Bears Out to Break BearsV Primed Ponies' Eleven Year Jinx By MIKE DICKINSON For Upset Eight down and two to go. WACO, Spl.—The Baylor. Bears This is the picture today as the SMU Mustangs attempt to hurdle will be striving to give more their ninth obstacle of the season in the form of a husky Baylor Bear strength to their title of being the at Waco. Although pushed out of the conference title picture by losses to upsettingest team in the natioii three league foes, the Bears defi- ——— I Saturday when they meet the un nitely have not been in hibernation fu]j season play. In these eight defeated and untied Southern Meth all season. One bright Saturday ,"j odist Mustangs in Waco. The ,, . ,, . , i contests the Brums have pushed afternoon in their home park they i Ponies will rule heavy favorites all but pushed the Arkansas Razor- across 122 points against 94 for to down the thrice beaten Bears, i backs into the Brazos River. The the opposition. but a sell-out crowd is expected to 17 points they garnered in that The Mustangs; in- ringing the be. present just in case they don't. tussle were more than SMU could victory beli eight times this year, The Mustangs vneed only one win muster against the same opponent. have scored 140 points to their to clinch a tie for the title and a Bears Last Win in '36 opponents 58. In full season play right to play in the Cotton Bowl Eleven winters have passed since the Mustangs rank second only to in Dallas on New Years day. theBruins stopped the Ponies. In the Texas Longhorns who have The Bears, after dropping three 1936 behind a great quarterback, allowed their opposition only 54 straight conference games, got back into the win columns last Lloyd Russell, the Bears scored a points. Hayes Majors In Basketball week by downing the Tulsa Hurri BY GLORIA KNIGHT 13-7 win. Bear coach Woodruff has been canes, 7-6. The game marked the Calm and patient while watching his team workout and practice, The Bears will be meeting Dash drying his eyes all week. He says first win for the Bears over Tulsa "Doc" Hayes, head basketball coach at SMU, just has to smile and ing Doak Walker and Pulverizing his charges should do alright since 1940 in a series which is Paul Page for the second time. In admit that "basketball is reaUy my weakness." against the Mustangs—if they can .annually the Tulsa homecoming. Coach Hayes has a basketball life behind him and, judging from 1945, in Waco, they watched this hold the Methodists to 50 points. Baylor will not be in top physical 'V- •what he thinks about his team for his winter, he also has one ahead pair scamper and prance for five This pessimistic attitude is rem- shape for the Ponies, but may be of him. : touqhdowns and four extra points iniscent of a 1941 season after the in much better shape than they "Doc" started off his basketball to the semi-finals in the state tour- to whitewash the Baptists 34-0. Bears had been kicked all over have been in several weeks. The career at North Texas State Teach- nament twice and the quarter finals The Bruins will field a team of gridirons from coast to coast. They game will be the last one on the ers' college in 1925. He played f0ur times. nine senior lettermen who will be boweu their backs and did the im- home field for eight Baylor seniors. and lettered there for three years, "Doc" must be good because making their final home appear- possible in tying one of the great- With" the exception of the 1945 was captain of the 1926 conference four 0f the boys have followed-him ance of the season. These gridders est Texas Longhorn teams of all contest, all of the SMU-Baylor con j championship team, and all-confer- for their coaching. Burton Rollins, are: Ends Gordon Hollon and Jas- time. tests played in Waco have been on V ence' player. co-captain of the SMU squad, and per Flanakin; tackle Richard Last Saturday the Baptists were wet fields and early weather in y For the first three years after he Percy Penn played basketball for (Bull) Johnson; guards Pat Mick- none too potent playing a weak Waco this week has. been anything graduated, "Doc" was principal Tech under Hayes from 1942 to ler, Capt. James Griffin and Bill Tulso eleven, but came out on the but dry. and coach at the high school in 1944. Harold Salmon, a sophomore Craven; center Ollie Jack; and right end of a 7-6 score.-' If the Bears «an pull a win out Pilot Point, Texas. Then he be- on the varsity team, was coached backs Jack Price and Bob Burke. Price, Ace Passer (Continued on Page 8) came basketball coaeh at Crozier by Hayes at Tech in 1945 and The Ponies, needing only two Jack Price, Ken Blackwood, and Tech, in Dallas and remained here 1946, and Jack Brown, a freshman, conference wins to sew up their Dudley Parker lead a shifty Bay- yards in eight games. for, seventeen years until coming played from 1944 to 1947. first full claim to the league> title lor backfield in the fast-breaking Parker received a side injury in to SMU., . During his coaching When asked how he got his start since 1935, will be at full strength T formation. Price, one of the con- the Tulsa contest and is on the career at Tech, "Doc" Hayes saw in basketball, Coach Hayes said, for the game. • ference's leading passers, has doubtful list. his team win nine city champion- "Well, my father was a doctor but New Coach for Baylor found his mark 40 times this year Ticket sales for the- game are ships, seven regional champion- would never consent to my entering The Bears have been tutored by for nearly 500 net yards. Black- reported to be brisk although the ships, and on<5*state championship, the medical profession. So he sent their new coach, Bob Woodruff, to wood is one of the leading ball car- Ponies are favored to continue .. His high school cagers also went (Continued on page 8) five victories and three defeats in riers. having picked up over 300 their win streak.
*. It s Joe Moone^ s AYBE vou've beard other good dislis of latest Detca disk — M this t y " £ '4 • • • - • l. •• • !•.. we,.: Ik ;-V \ Here's another great record! ;X I know J 1SH& BL.EKD ifwv ever b '& 'Hot Roick" McKissick he was knowed as! He's the football his first year at Thomas Jefferson high idol of many female SMUites. But rumor has it that school in San Antonio. He did, however, letter two L> he's already spoken for. years in both .football and basketball before he E>' With Pollywogs Dick, fullback on the varsity football team, is the graduated in 1944. £3 guy who has gained so'much yardage on the ground Then the navy got him. He played football on After a week's rest the SMU that he rates the top three in the Southwest confer the service team at San Diego in '44. After that he Slant A Colts have resumed practice for ence. shipped out and marked time in the Carolines, the By J. K. HUGHES their game with TCU on Thanks Gilberts and Okinawa. He was away from home close He says about the opposite sex, "There's a better- Woodruff and His Bears giving. The Colts have had a rest to" two years. > r% period since their game with the Baylor's coach, Bob Woodruff, Dick started at SMU in 1946. Rather indefinite A&M "Sharecroppers" two weeks lias done a fine job of bringing about his major, he said, "Just say business." He ago when they defeated the A&M expects to graduate in June of '50. He is also vice- the Bears out of what most people Bees, 6-0. president of the SAE pledge class. , thought at the beginning of the Kyle Rote, "B" team spark plug, A * Last summer Dick went up to Granby, Colo., with < season would be the conference will return to the line up, but will several other boys to work on a dam up there. The cellar. not see any rough action, coach job didn't hold too much intrigue—and less pay—so Herman Cowley stated. Hote re Although the Bears have lost they gave it up after a short trial and went down ceived a head injury in the game , three straight conference games, to Grand Lake to play awhile. Dick was back home against the Texas "Shorthorns." early in the summer. >-4hey are still dangerous from all Ken Grantham will also return When he was.little, Dick was a smart one. His angles. Cal Crews, a 160-pound to the line up. He too received in mother would sentence him to staying home when halfback from Karnes City who was juries in the game with the "Short he misbehaved. Mckissick, too small to reach the hook brought up from the "B" team horns." on the screen, learned to use a broom to unlatch it. The Colts will meet the TCU before the Texas Tech game, has He was always going to run away—down the street "B" team in Fort Worth at 2:30 giving opponents a run for t6 a friend's house where his mother, strangely, al p.m. Thanksgiving Day. ways found him.' their money since his promotion. Mrs. McKissick then started tying the hook with It was Crews who scored Baylor's a little piece of string. Undaunted, Dick devised a only touchdown against Texas on Facelifting Job scheme to get around that. He merely fastened a m 17-yard end sweep that put Long- knife or razor blade to the top of the broom and horn fans worrying about the fin- cut his way out. ad scare. On Girls' Gym He says he was known as a spoiled little brat. Another reason why the Bears The only child, he has never had to worry about Biay be tougher in this Saturday's or mess with brothers and sisters. I j^ame is the fact that eight of their Nears Completion No time at all was required for him to answer first-string men will be playing Remodeling of the offices and that his favorite food is ham. He can also down their last game at Waco. And those dressing rooms of the girls'^ gym- steaks and guacamole salad.with no difficulty. eight may be counted on for play nasium m order to promote health - Foremost in his mind right now is the sport on wg one of their best ball games. standards is almost completed, ac- looking crop of girls at SMU this year And they're the gridiron football, that is. He also enjoys basket^1 Baylor Wins Four cording to Miss Mary Elizabeth Mc all friendly." tha's good, tha's good. And in case, ball and swimming. He likes shows and dancing and The Bears started , their season Coy, women's physical education anyone wants a few more statistics about good- loves riding a spirited horse. Voff by mauling Stephen F. Austin dii-ector. looking Dick, he's 21 years old, weighs 185 arid If ever anyone asks who all that, power in jersey Three offices for gym instruc stands six feet one and a half. r-ijtt Waco, continued the next week number 38 belongs to, remefnber—that's Dick, Mc•sy-/ ^j$grith a win over Miami in Florida, tors, one intramural office, and A transfer from Austin, he was ineligible to play Kissick. |tnd on October 11 they surprised one dressing room are already fin i everyone but their coach when ished. The walls, woodwork, and Miss McCoy said. The walls of the Each hockey team consists of six bookcases were painted in one color, Davey O'Brein holds .the record they decisively trampled the fav pool and the pool itself have al players—two wings, two defense- light green, to make the rooms ready been repainted. for the most passes completed in ored Arkansas Hogs—by nine men, a goal-tender and a center. oints more than did SMU. seem larger. Miss McCoy urged the coopera a single game in the National Foot The next Saturday the Bears One balcony has been redone but tion of all the students to keep the To begin a game the referee drops ball league. He completed 33 passes ^practically demolished the Red two others are still awaiting im- gym in a condition that will comply the puck on center ice between the for the Philadelphia Eagles against Raiders of Tech, showing one of the provement. A white piano, an arch with good physical education stand- opposing centers in what is known the Washington Redskins on Dec. 1,0 offenses the Bears have ever ery range and improved targets ards. as a face-off. 1940. •had. and stands are also some of the new From Here— additions to the physical education The Baylor-SMU game And because of muddy playing department. will be broadcast over the fields, it looks like: "As soon as new filtration is in public address sysfem in ,ure *o 'ee Drey fuss' SMU representatives: Tv -J.ci. SMU 14 - Baylor 0 stalled, we should have a lovely the main lounge of the Smm Dmmgkerty, Bob S*ffors. Rice 19-TCU 6 new white swimming pool -- for Union building. The game P^h CmrHt. Br he Lipkc and 8»rfon KaHins, who Rice has finally come around to classes and recreational purposes, starts at 2:30 p.m. •wW be glad to help you with your clothes >its pre-season expectations. Last *Saturday's win over the Aggies proves that. But all this doesn't mean that Rice should be highly ^praised. Late season comebacks "tlon't produce conference champ ions. In TCU the Owls will face Here's a dance nobody likes. Arthur Murray never aiBiil ta tough opponent. Lindy Berry's it. - : ; v . throwing arm has been hitting re It's called the "All Day Squirm'' and is per ceivers with accuracy and if the iy Owls aren't very careful, he'll con formed by gents who wear undershorts nect with enough to make the game • with an unholy center-seam that keeps . interesting. them on the St. Vitus Varsity. v Pete Stout, 205-pound fullback, |is the Frog's leading ball carrier, ^having totaled 310 yards for 91 ftries. The Owl's forward wall will l^heve to put up a good barricade, Stout apart mm Wears Out! THE STRETCH* THE SQUIRM . Switch to Arrow THE WRIGGLE \ °° Moral: Switch to Arrow famous Arrow shorts with Gripper fasteners shorts and relax. Arrow seamless crotch, and Arrow undershirts. shorts have no center seam, but do have plenty Come in today for a new supply. of room where it counts. ARROW SHORTS, $1.25 Super comfortable, these super-shorts come in plain ARROW UNDERSHIRTS; 85c white oxford and broadcloth with Gripper fasteners. .,V $1 up at your favorite Arrow store. !C>: m-ARROW SHIRTS anc! TIES UNDERWEAR • HANDKERCHIEFS • SPORTS SHIRTS ARR0W SHORTS Page 6 The SMU Campus Saturday, November 22,1947 Sigma Kappas '• • • Fashions • * * Win First Prize mmmm "But we've just got to win—it's just one move step to the Cotton Round-Up, Dinner Dance Bowl," with this statement Vir ginia Moore started the idea for the Hold Mustang Spotlight •winning Sigma Kappa float on its By JOANNE MARTIN ^ way. Sigma Kappa's Round-up and the Phi Delta Theta This important statement was : V > dinner dance will bring- this weeeknd into focus for iM made in the UD when the Sigma those who aren't traveling to Waco to see some football SIC Kappas were trying to decide on \*v.l team play—can't remember who. And then there are some another theme for their float after who will see the game and journey back in time to join in>. the Hilltop activities. ' ~ ~ • '—• they discovered that their first one ft. i • sWi;' yras the duplicate of four other 1 Sigma Kappa Round-up and dance from 8 until 12. Mr. and Mrs. N. L. Lanham, Mrs. S. A. §i sorority, floats. Barn Dance Virginia's statement was put Sigma Kappa sorority will gath Salem and Mr. and Mrs. B. L. •h Covey were chaperones. underway by Mary Ann Bonhoff, er its alumnae, family, Mothers' % Phi Delt Dance and- from Monday until about mid club, pledges and members Monday Hi Friday night Phi Delta Theta u night Friday the Sigma Kappas night for dinner, talks and a pledge j' honored its guests with a dinner "worked in the garage behind Bon- skit in the auditorium of the Lone "in and program dance at the Lake- hpff's home at 3114 Milton. Amelia Star Gas company from 6 until 10. wood Country club from 7 until Briscoe, chosen last year as Lambda This is the traditional and annual Chi Alpha sweetheart, was in midnight. Surry Shaffer and Round-up given as a sort of re charge of the float. ter Keliher were in charge of a union for the Sigma Kappas. This pledge skit in which the entire When it was finished the extreme year Sara Rickey will be in charge pledge class participated. front of the float contained a min A Daryl sleeveless slip of a dress made of toast brown Riordan of the pledge skit. Margaret Mann Chaperones were Mr. and Mrs. iature white Cotton bowl with crepe is shown above as pictured in the November issue of Junior will introduce the new pledges and golden steps leading up to the top. Horace Butler, Mr. and Mrs. Stuart Bazaar. A round band replaces a collar awd the skirt falls straight in there will be a singsong. Chaper- On each step was painted in blue Carter and Mr. and Mrs. John loose pleats from the waist. It has a matching long-sleeved jacket. ones for the occasion will be Mr. th6 previous games played by SMU Humphreys. Jerry Fullinwider and and Mrs. Knute Nelson, Mr. and and the score of each. The top step his orchestra provided the dance Mrs. B. L. Covey and Mr. and Mrs. read "Arkansas vs SMU ?" the float was decorated as a minia a prostrate pig. music. ^ The cup for the best decorated R. W. Lackey. Gladys Nelson will On both sides of the steps was ture football field, on which stood Lambda Delta Open House painted the phrase "One step Greta Saunders, dressed as a foot and most original float was pre be in charge. Lambda Delta fraternity will »r! nearer," which was inspired by Vir ball player, and holding a rope sented to Sigma Kappa Saturday Last night at Huevelle's num honor Kai)J)a ginia V statement. The center of which was tied around the neck of night at the Homecoming dance. ber four, Sigma Kappa held a barn Kappa Gamma Sun- d day from 2 until 6 with an open Ite house at 5901 Hillcrest. Mrs. Day- hei mond Shipp will chaperone. Gamma Phi Beta Pledges Just like Social Security; come the property of Pepsi* Recent pledges of Gamma PWj .. ,?$•; B-ta are Dorothy Chase, Elain^ - Only quicker. Pepjsi-Cola Cola Company. We pay by pays up to $15 for jokes, only for those we print. Moruzzi and Patti Autry. gags, quips and such-like (Working "Pepsi-Cola" into Delta Gamma Pledge Picnic ! ' 1 for this page. Just send your your gag, incidentally, won't Honoring the actives, llie r stuff to Easy Money De hurt your chances a bit.) pledges of Delta Gamma will give j[ •c ''^1 partment, Box B, Pepsi- Dough-shy? Get dough- a picnic at Mary Jane Bloys' farmW tomorrow night from 1:30 till 5,7^ Cola Company, Long Island heavy! Or start a new hobby : Chaperones are: Mr. and Mrs. J. ^ • %I8 City, N. Y., along with your —collecting rejection slips. > * i,r C. Turney and Mr. and Mrs. P. ' v•- ^ name, address, school and We'll help you out—on® % * T. Bloys. •e v^spi; class. All contributions be- way or the other. Student Union Gives Dance * i » A. Red Sock dance will be given ^ •• i' • ' v/" at the Student Union building to- ^ V-V-.f: night from 8:30 till 11 in the main lounge. There will be no admission pi charges to the informal dance foj ;0: those wearing red socks. -t^jf -. :.v•• ',y- HE-SHE GAGS Delta Zeta Pledge Olficers > i " §>'V" Know a He-She gag? If you think Het Darling, is there nothing I can Peggy Jo Allen was elected pres it's funny, send it in. If we think it's do to make you care? ident of the Delta Zeta pledge funny, we'll buy it—for three bucks. She: D.D.T. ':'0M class Monday night at a regulaft •V.viSK We'll even print it. Sheer altruism. He: D.D.T.? meeting. Other officers are? g Take ten—and see if you don't come She: Yeah—drop dead twice! : Treasa Hunsaker, vice president; Here's a column inspired by one of up with something sharper than these soggy specimens: She: Right now I'm interested in Betty Brice, secretary; Jean Has- man's most fundamental motivations— something tall, dark and hand sell, treasurer. Jean Dickinson is his primitive urge to make a buck. And 1 . some. . • "••: v why not?—a buck's a buck. Get daffy, social chairman and Sue Anderson Y. . She: Why don't you put out that Het Gosh! Me? chums. is parliamentarian. Scholarship^ light and Come sit here beside She: No, silly—Pepsi-Cola! # • • me? chairman is Dorris Jeanne Bro Synonym—the word you use when yoa He: It's tbe best offer I've had to Yep, we pay three buck* apiece and activities chairman-is Janet can't spell the word you want. day—but I'd rather hay* a for any of thene we print. Tom Og»». * Pedestrian—• married man who owns Pepsi. never had it to good. i ...i... a car. When a hockey player scorfl^;' Hangover—the penalty for switohing three goals in a single game, he is from Pepsi-Cola. Get Funny ... Win Money .. . Write a Title said to have accomplished the "fiat Snoring—sheet music. trick." The same expression is used # # m in soccer, for the same feat. You've really got <<< to the wall when *•' I we'll pay « buck apiece for these. But that's the deal. $1 each for those SOUTHERN BROKERAGE AND we buy. SALES CO. .'-v.v y'rM'-r Specialists in 'jM'i INVESTMENT COMPANY SHARES For information and quotations call GOOD DEAL ANNEX W. R. Cox Campus Representative^ Sharpen up those gags, gagsters! At the C-4311 D 4-4513 end of the year (if we haven't laughed : ourselves lo death) we're going to pick •r* , r . ' the one best item we've bought and r award it a fat extra UNIVERSIT y $100.00 * BARBERS E P F I C I E N T iMapab Little More® Corner CLEAN 'ij < i Murgatroyd, our massive moron, was ON THE DRAG < i observed die other afternoon working <. . out with the girls* archery team. Some- what unconventionally, however — <»< > *323 Hillcrest .< > instead of using bow and arrow, 1' • Murgatroyd was drawing a bead on FIimm L-02S2 > the target with a bottle of Pepsi-Cola. When asked "Why?" by our inform ant. win should have known better— "Duuuuuuuh." responded Murgatroyd 44 brightly, "because P«p«-Cola hits m PHonogr«tths spot, •taipadr* Rceordt What's the right oaptioa? Ws don't ksov. You tell us. For the line w* ksf $2, legal tender, for any of the*e PiMIPC tee buy. Brother, inflation it realty we'll ante fS. Or snd ia • oarteon ids* of your swi, 910 for just the idaa > here/ ... $13 if yoa draw it... If w* buy it. Park City Music Co. irday, November 22, 1947 The SMU Campus Page 7 ~^lrclen C^iuL in &eview %LittleFoxes Casting To Be Held Monday Mustang Men Plan ew Stars Presented Casting of Lillian Hellman's "The Little Foxes," Arden club's To Record Songs fourth production of the year, will Plans to record sorority and fra- sisted by Lloyd Perkins and John take place Monday and Tuesday, Pirandello Drama ternity songs have been made by Braithwait. By JEAN HARRIS " second act that she was particularly ^ ^ p.ni., in Arden playhouse Mustang Men according to Bob The „niform ,.on„islI1 U*ice Howard has not only sue- outstanding. Dr. Harold Weiss, director of the Thompson, publicity chairman. The first two songs to be re- of Harmon Hodge, chairman, James |ed in presenting' a drama so un- Wynne Pearce as the father was production, said that all S.M.U. students were eligible for parts. corded will be merely an experi- Chenoweth and Wharton Kindred, j&l and deep that few non-pro- also best in the second act in ment to determine the success of Al Hockaday is ki charge of The Hellman drama, as part of Honal groups would attempt to which the dramatic scene between the idea. Organizations interested signs an(j Bob Thompson is in r en c s it, but also introduced three the father and daughter occurs. *^ ^ ^ varied schedule in having their songs recorded are ch of blicit aided bv A w. - x onirrr •" COMPLETE LUNCH •:C • 50c—75c Served Daily PASTORY'S DINNER HOUSE 5203 LOVERS LANE • D4-003S II A.M. - 9 P.M. Closed Monday Coast-To-Coast «i» Finishing Schools I'll take Dentyne Chewing Gum!** Casting Agencies Have your coat, jacket, or blanket waterproofed jar games. 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Bchool have been in process for the Debate Winners Afe Announced Announcement has been made of V* / >' " ~r < ~ the finalists of the inexxierienced debaters. They are Bill Keith, James Clinton, Robert Sutton and Kenneth Howard. , Semi-finals .in the college de '•I baters are Caire Pickens, Virginia - ly.-. • Brannon, Bob Sessions, A. W. Ses sions, Paul Miert, Arthur Ingalls, Paul Morrell, and Bill Nighswon- ger. • t •; Hillel Foundation To Hear Scientist -Dr. H. J. Ettlinger of the Uni versity of Texas will be guest speaker for the first cultural meet ing of the Hillel foundation, Sun day, Nov. 23 at Sigma Alpha Mu ': house. it rich -Dr. Ettlinger is the national Hil lel commissioner for the southwest when you choose region. Formerly chairman of the . \v. i *'V V;.' pure mathematics department at V Chesterfield... ' ' v- the University of Texas, Ettlinger is a noted research scientist in .mathematics and is a former foot they're tops!" ball star of, Washington university. • • . 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