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An ill-fated test spin of a new boat ends in disaster. BY KYLE SWENSON browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com either land nor rescue strapped on a life jacket while Williamson col- craft was in sight. An lected a length of yellow rope, his duffle, and a TS | TS flotation cushion. Then the boat capsized. The N hour after his 21-foot cat- two men were in the water, tethering together TE amaran had plummeted N whatever they could collect. It was 9:45 a.m. O 2,100 feet to the bottom of the sea, This is very bad, Williamson thought. It C N bulky Seattle boat broker Sandy wasn’t the first time he’d had to think quickly Williamson was treading water in in a dangerous situation. Once he’d been caught in a freak lightning storm while hik- PULP | six-foot swells 15 miles off Miami. ing down Mount Rainier. As a teen, he’d been Just a few inches away, Corey Whit- pinned underwater in gushing rapids, franti- taker, a wiry and bearded 29-year-old, cally waiting for his breath to give out. He had shivered in the cold water. Without the life squeaked out of both situations, but now here | NEWS | | NEWS jacket, he might have already drowned. he was, bobbing in the ocean. This is very bad. Y God, I’m stupid, Williamson thought. Everything became a calculation. The boat DA Then he began to ponder the sharks. If was slowly vanishing into the chasm of the they came, he resolved to act as a decoy. Atlantic. Williamson could dive for his own life “I would swim out as far as I could vest, but it would burn energy. There was no and slash my leg with a pocketknife,” the telling how long they’d be out here. Conserva- 60-year-old recalled two days later, tears tion was key. His cell phone was still powered GE | NIGHT+ pouring from his eyes and sobs shaking his up in its waterproof case, but there was no A T thick chest.