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94534_NPA132410-0005 Yes-No U-verse 4.729x11.indd 1 9/25/13 1:28 PM | NEWS | MAYDAY! MAYDAY! An ill-fated test spin of a new boat ends in disaster. BY KYLE SWENSON browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com either land nor rescue strapped on a life jacket while Williamson col- craft was in sight. An lected a length of yellow rope, his duffle, and a hour after his 21-foot cat- flotation cushion. Then the boat capsized. The two men were in the water, tethering together amaran had plummeted whatever they could collect. It was 9:45 a.m. ts | o N te ts N2,100 feet to the bottom of the sea, This is very bad, Williamson thought. It bulky Seattle boat broker Sandy wasn’t the first time he’d had to think quickly Williamson was treading water in in a dangerous situation. Once he’d been caught in a freak lightning storm while hik- six-foot swells 15 miles off Miami. ing down Mount Rainier. As a teen, he’d been Just a few inches away, Corey Whit- pinned underwater in gushing rapids, franti- taker, a wiry and bearded 29-year-old, cally waiting for his breath to give out. He had shivered in the cold water. Without the life squeaked out of both situations, but now here jacket, he might have already drowned. he was, bobbing in the ocean. This is very bad. | news | pulp c y | news God, I’m stupid, Williamson thought. Everything became a calculation. The boat Then he began to ponder the sharks. If was slowly vanishing into the chasm of the they came, he resolved to act as a decoy. Atlantic. Williamson could dive for his own life “I would swim out as far as I could vest, but it would burn energy. There was no and slash my leg with a pocketknife,” the telling how long they’d be out here. Conserva- 60-year-old recalled two days later, tears tion was key. His cell phone was still powered ge | Night+ dA pouring from his eyes and sobs shaking his up in its waterproof case, but there was no A

t thick chest. “He’s got his whole life ahead signal. The men debated swimming east for of him. I’ve had a great life. I’m ready.” service, but that was probably about four miles A half-hour before on that cloudy October away. They might drain themselves with the 27, the two had watched their boat sink. They swim, and “then the fucking phone might have were floating in the same waters where two gotten wet by then,” Williamson reasoned later. weeks earlier, four Haitians had drowned Text messages might work even if the after their 25-foot phone didn’t. So to his brother and wife, Wil- sport fisher had liamson punched out: “911, sunk, 15 mi off.” “OK, I’M GOING capsized. Florida By 10:30, the situation had worsened. TO PRAY NOW,” leads the nation in The boat was gone. “OK, I’m going to pray WILLIAMSON boating fatalities. Photo courtesy of Sandy Williamson now,” Williamson called to his comrade CALLED TO Williamson is a Fifteen miles out to sea, Williamson (left) snapped a picture of himself and Whittaker. while silently beaming up a plea to see hearty, adventure- his children and grandchildren again. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art HIS COMRADE some guy who blueprints, and created a 2,200-pound ver- With Williamson at the helm and Whit- “Me too.” WHILE SILENTLY usually can’t get sion that could top out at 33 knots on twin taker in the back seat, the HeliCat pushed The men were quiet. Williamson treaded BEAMING UP to the end of a 60-horsepower engines. It was a Jet Ski with on at a steady 15 knots. Outside of occasional water, holding tight to the cushion. A PLEA. sentence without the stability of a power boat. Price tag: $70,000. mumbles about the waves, both men were Whittaker floated and began to shiver. his ruddy face But even after investing $250,000 into quiet. It was a friendly silence, though, and “I don’t have a lot of body fat,” he would say splitting into a smile. He had been in Florida the project, Williamson had never taken Williamson recalls thinking the younger man later. “It was cold.” He was holding the emer- barely a week, hoping to lure buyers to one for a spin on the open ocean. That’s was about same age as his four children. gency beacon in his right hand, trying desper- his unique line of catamarans at the Fort where Fort Lauderdale and the ill-fated trip An hour into the ride, Williamson ately to keep it out of the water. To distract Lauderdale International Boat Show. to the Gulf Stream came in. This past Oc- stopped the HeliCat, and the men took turns himself, he began reading the tiny print. “Oh,” Boating had always been center stage in tober, he decided to head to South Florida balancing on the hulls for a pee break. he called over to Williamson, “I’m supposed Williamson’s life. He was born on the At- for the boat show and pilot the HeliCat 50 When they started again, Williamson to pull the antenna out.” He extended the lantic Ocean, in Argentina, and raised just a miles to Bimini. Heck, I’m going to prove this checked his Samsung Galaxy to find they foot-long metal rod and hit the signal again. few miles from the Pacific Coast near Palo thing can work, he remembers thinking. still had about 60 percent of the trip left. Then the men continued their wait. Alto. He began sailing with friends in high But Williamson didn’t want to ride solo, Then he looked over and was shocked. A There were so many what-ifs. The small school, and by the time he was a student so he sent an email to the local USGS branch 14-by-16-inch hatch had ripped clean off plastic device might work, or it might not.

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW at Berkeley, he and his future wife, Deb- asking if anyone would be interested in tag- the left hull. As water rushed in, anchor His family might report him missing. Or New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm bie, had pooled $1,100 for a sailboat. On ging along. An hour later, his inbox pinged ropes and inflatable fenders gurgled out. maybe not. Rescuers could be en route. their first trip on San Francisco Bay, they with an answer from Whittaker. For the Williamson shouted for Whittaker to turn And if they were, they might not real- towed a disabled boat to shore. “That’s young field tech, the invite was a chance the boat around so they could look for the ize the Gulf Stream had nudged the men the way it’s always been with me and sail- at random adventure. H e often skipped air missing piece. But as they reversed course, north from where the boat went down. ing,” Williamson says. “Trial by fire.” boats over remote patches of the Everglades, water topped off the storage space, adding 500 At noon exactly, there was elation. A red 20, 2013 20,

XX, 2012 XX, Soon after graduation, Williamson took a but the sea would be something different. pounds to the HeliCat; incoming waves bashed dot appeared in the sky and grew into a Coast job with the U.S. Geological Survey; he and A little after 8 a.m. Sunday, the pair the right hull, and a second hatch was torn Guard chopper. Then, as suddenly as it ar-

ONTH Debbie did stints in California and Texas met at Haulover Marina and boarded away. Now both hulls were filling with water. rived, it buzzed away. The hope deflated. ovember before landing in Seattle. In 2010, he retired the bright-yellow HeliCat. They headed Williamson knew his handiwork was A minute later, the dot reap- from government work after 35 years. out through the fast waters of Haulover done for. Rather than panic, though, he peared. It again grew into a chopper. 14-N XX–M The couple opened a boat brokerage. Cut toward a sun wrapped in clouds. went on autopilot. “Corey,” he said, “get the Then it again shrank out of sight. Lately, they’d been pitching the HeliCat, an The weather report was iffy: eight- to locator beacon out and press the button.” On the third pass, the chopper hovered ONTH

M Argentine 21.5-foot fiberglass catamaran. The ten-mile-per-hour winds increasing to “You know that’s going to directly overhead. Williamson and Whittaker ovember

N two hulls supported a central open cockpit ten to 12 by midafternoon, but William- call the Coast Guard?” high-fived when the rescue diver hit the waves. shaped like a bladeless helicopter. Williams son figured the HeliCat would slice easily “Yeah, that’s exactly what I want it to do.” bought molds for the design, tweaked the through to Bimini in three and a half hours. Both men prepared for the water. Whittaker [email protected] 44 browardpalmbeach.com

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t was near midnight on a Saturday in late August when “Wanna see the baby one or the big one?” Sabatino men. Troop looked at Sabatino. He was popping bottle a thin 25-year-old in a Miami Dolphins cap flexed the slurred over the din of a blaring hip-hop song, brandishing after bottle of Cristal Champagne, clutching one in each platinum chain around his neck, hoisted a two-inch- a tightly wound wad of hundred-dollar bills. “This is the hand. Man, Troop thought, Sabatino’s living large. All of thick stack of hundred-dollar bills, and giggled at the big one right here.” Sabatino, wearing a diamond-encrusted this has to be real. absurdity of it all. Just two months ago, the young rap- pinkie ring and watch, began to flip through the hundreds But of course, it wasn’t. For 36-year-old Jimmy Sa- Iper had been eking out an existence at his girlfriend’s house like a card dealer. “It’s all hundreds!” he erupted in a Brook- batino, who police say conned his way into the hotel by off 183rd Avenue in Miami Lakes, rolling on a line cook’s lyn accent. “It’s all hundreds! No frontin’ over here. It’s all masquerading as a Sony executive, the opulence of the salary. Now, he was lounging in the back of a blue 2014 Jeep hundreds! We gettin’ money. This is Troop. And you already night was just the latest scam in a lifetime teeming with Laredo cruising south at 75 miles per hour toward Miami know who the fuck I am.” them. He’s fond of saying that he made his first million Beach. In the vehicle’s front seat, drenched in more bling When the men arrived at the Hilton Bentley in South by the time he was 16, and that isn’t far from the truth. than Lil Wayne, sat his benefactor: Jimmy Sabatino. Beach, sinking into the splendor of Sabatino’s suite over- What Tom Ford is to high fashion or Jonathan Franzen Thomas Troop had just met Sabatino in July, but they’d looking the ocean, Troop had no reason to suspect anything is to story craft, Jimmy Sabatino is to conning. His scams hung every day since. Sabatino said Troop was going to be was amiss. Sure, Sabatino wasn’t much to look at: He was bear an artist’s touch. N M

the next Puff Daddy. Sabatino said Troop was the man. Stick only five-foot-six, weighed 360 pounds, and couldn’t do At age 18, he pocketed $235,800 selling stolen Super ovember ONTH with me, Sabatino told Troop, and you’re going places. Over much without wheezing. But he presented himself as a Bowl tickets. Within years, he was also scamming some

two solid months, everything Troop wanted to hear — that major player in the music industry. He said he’d launched of the toniest hotels from Miami to New York of hundreds XX–M

his rhymes had silky flow, that he wasn’t just another punk the meteoric careers of Puff Daddy, Mark Wahlberg, the of thousands’ worth of suites and fine dining. Seven years 14-N kid from the projects — Sabatino affirmed. And Troop Notorious B.I.G., and Method Man. And now he said he later, while working the phones in federal prison, he bam- ONTH believed him. Every last damned word. wanted to do the same for Troop. boozled more than $1 million worth of cell phones out of ovember “We swaggin’,” Troop deadpanned into his iPhone’s Later, a pair of black-haired escorts from Clearwater Nextel. Then, in 2008, he brought the Los Angeles Times camera, closely scrutinizing the thousands of dollars in arrived, stripped to their thongs, and gyrated against the to its knees when he fed the paper fake FBI documents XX, 2008

his hands. “We crossin’ bridges y’all niggas don’t even see. — which it printed — linking him to a 1994 assassination 20, 2013 Right now, I’m riding with the big homie. He’s gonna pull attempt on Tupac Shakur. out a couple stacks.” BY TERRENCE MCCOY The most remarkable aspect of Sabatino’s >> p8

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scams, however, isn’t the profit. It’s his methodology. With no proof beyond his word, Sabatino asks for incredible things — and gets them. “The easiest scam to pull off,” Sabatino recently told New Times in his first public interview to date, “is tell someone something they already wanted to believe.” browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com No one wants to believe his cons more than Jimmy Sabatino. He desper- ately — obsessively — wants to be a big shot. It’s all he thinks about. All he talks about. All he cares about. The lights of fame, the sheen of success, the mil-

ts | o N te ts lions. He’d do anything for that life. But today, that dream is further away than at any time in Sabatino’s criminal career. In late September, only four months out of prison, he was arrested on charges of conning more hotels. That part doesn’t bother him, he says. What does, however, is the cops’ final allegation. Miami Beach Police say he had sex Miami-Dade Corrections with a 17-year-old girl and kept pictures of Left: It took Jimmy Sabatino only four ews | pulp c y | N ews her nude on his phone — a crime in Florida. months to work his way back to prison, Sabatino doesn’t mind saying he’s a scamming tony South Beach hotels like this criminal, but a sex offender? He mulls one. Above: His most recent mug shot in a the allegation day and night, sifting for life full of them. holes in the state’s case, but even South Florida’s most notorious con man may not a smattering of baffled therapists. At age

ge | Night+ dA be able to talk his way out of this one. 12, he clocked 30 days at the Staten Island

A Psychiatric Facility and was later diagnosed t t civilization’s edge, where exurbs with an impulse control disorder that, ac- meet Everglades, the sun had just cording to a psychological report, “was fallen behind the trees around unlikely to change in the near future.” MetroA West Detention Center when Jimmy Talk with Sabatino, however, and he’ll Sabatino, wearing beige Crocs, clacked into mention none of this. “Listen,” he told New a room full of windows. It was a slow, painful Times one afternoon on the phone, “I know movement. The still-young man leaned upon where you’re going with this. You want me a steel, four-pronged cane, and a faint wince to say that I’ve done everything for atten- came across his face. The elastic around his tion or something. But that’s not how it was. extra-large orange prison pants was too loose, I had a very happy childhood. I never had and every few steps, he had to hitch them up. any problems with friends. I was always one Despite Sabatino’s remarkable track of the most popular kids in my schools.” record of getting people to do whatever Photo courtesy of Baby T But his favorite cousin, 24-year-old | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | he wants, he is not a classically handsome siblings? “I was an only child,” Sabatino says. as a onetime “liaison” to the Gambino crime Joyce Anne Femia, recalls a story that casts man. A delicate, upturned nose anchors “Just me and my father.” Did he graduate family, was troubled by the work. One day, some doubt on that assertion. “Jimmy a melon-shaped face. His hair, what little high school? “I went to St. John’s Villa before when Sabatino was 7, the mother and son “ar- would get picked on by kids when he was is left, easily adopts a greasy shine, so he graduating from industry school.” What’s the rived home one day from a modeling shoot,” really young in high school,” she says. “So normally sweeps it back. His health vacil- word on his mom? “She’s dead. I don’t know recalled the senior Sabatino. “You could hear one day, to make it stop, he conned some- lates from bad to worse. He’s diabetic and anything about her. I never had a mother. the kids playing baseball outside. James ran body into giving him a hundred beepers seizure-ridden, and four strokes have My father was both my mother and father.” to the window and turned to me and asked, and then went around the whole neigh- left him with a pair of crooked brown But those claims are all untrue, according ‘Daddy, what are those kids doing?’ I was borhood giving them to all the kids.” eyes so lazy they’re practically asleep. to family members and federal documents. dumbfounded.” The father realized his wife’s The anecdote would seem apocryphal “Who’s this?” Sabatino barked at a re- Sabatino, whose family has ties to orga- aspirations for stardom were costing his son’s if this weren’t Jimmy Sabatino. While his porter he’d been expecting for days, eyes nized crime in New York, never graduated childhood. He canceled the modeling shoots. once model-worthy looks atrophied, Saba- swiveling wildly behind a pair of thick high school, and he was not an only child. His wife took it hard. “She always had tino developed an extraordinary grace with glasses. “Who’s this?” Then, for a man as He has a brother and a sister, and his problems with alcoholism,” Peter Sabatino people. He had an irresistible cockiness that loquacious as Sabatino, he did something mother was very much in the picture. At least wrote. “It worsened as James aged, and her made every lie believable. “You know how unexpected: He shut up. “Sign a piece of at first. With dark Italian looks, Madeline career dwindled. After I put an end to James’ the blind can hear better?” asks best friend NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm paper right now saying this is off the record Sabatino was enamored of show business. modeling, she turned inward and withdrew Stanley Belot. “Sabatino doesn’t look so good, or else I won’t talk,” he said. Then, after his She did everything she could to get onto from life and James.” When he turned 11, but he sure can talk.” In those years, Saba- demand was denied, he pulled up his pants, the big screen but was mired in “B movies,” James came home from school one day to tino became addicted to hip-hop and would gripped the cane, and limped out of the room. claimed Peter Sabatino. Her biggest role was find an empty house. His mother was gone; spend hours watching TV, just for the credits. Jimmy Sabatino almost never turns down a bit part in 1971 in The French Connection she left a note saying she wouldn’t return. Then, at a frantic clip, he’d fill notebooks an opportunity to talk about Jimmy Sabatino. with Gene Hackman. “She had always had “Not only did she not return,” his father with the names of producers and actors. “He 20, 2013 20,

XX, 2012 XX, During hours of interviews with New Times aspirations of being famous but had never lamented, “but she never called or wrote.” soon realized that by calling restaurants, over the telephone before this recent Octo- really made it as far as she wanted,” Peter Sa- James internalized the abandonment, hotels, theaters, and other businesses [and

ONTH ber meeting, Sabatino couldn’t stop talking, batino wrote in a letter to a New York federal but it soon manifested itself in strange and masquerading as these people], he could go ovember even when family and legal counsel advised judge in 2003 in support of his son. “When disturbing ways. Weeks later, Peter Sabatino anywhere he desired,” his father recalled.

14-N him to stop. For Sabatino, it’s like a tic. If James was born she projected all of her got a call from a concerned teacher of his It’s impossible to calculate the number XX–M there’s attention to be had, he has to have it. dreams of fame and fortune onto her son.” son’s. The boy had told her his mother had of scams Sabatino orchestrated between the Born in 1976, Sabatino grew up in the She thrust Sabatino and his sister, Dawn, died in a car accident. “It was his way of re- ages of 16 and 22 using that methodology. Pos- ONTH M

ovember Brooklyn neighborhood of Bensonhurst, into the modeling business, where both solving the matter,” his father wrote. “And turing as the nephew of Sony Music President

N raised by a loving father named Peter Sa- thrived in the New York market. Sabatino from that moment, James’ antics would only Tommy Mottola, he defrauded Mac Ware- batino. Beyond that, Sabatino is reluctant spent every moment with his mother. But his escalate.” He was expelled from 12 schools house of $60,000 in laptop computers, then to give any more specifics. Did he have any father, whom federal documents describe over the following years and tore through took New York’s Waldorf-Astoria for $16,000 88 browardpalmbeach.com in rooms and services and later scored furthest thing from a con man. He seems browardpalmbeach.com $20,000 more at Marriott Marquis. In L.A., like a pal, someone you can trust. Someone he bamboozled the Ritz-Carlton for $16,000. you might even, if the conditions were right, Other hotel cons were substantially give hundreds of thousands of dollars. more brazen, if not outright insane. But with Sabatino, everything is calculated Let’s say Sabatino wanted to stay at a and measured, from the minute he gets on the Marriott hotel. First he’d pen a note to a phone to the moment he executes a close. He major company like Disney. Then, when speaks of conning with the thoughtfulness Disney responded, he’d take its official let- a pickup artist applies to bedding women. terhead and fax it to the hotel, announcing “I know within five minutes whether some- the imminent arrival of Disney executive one’s going to bite,” he says, adding that he | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | DISH | MUSIC | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | James Sabatino. Naturally, the note would can gauge with shocking accuracy who will | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s read, Disney was to cover all expenses. be most amenable to a well-placed sugges- Sometime in the early 1990s, he moved tion. “I can’t honestly tell you what made his operation down to Ocean Ridge, a com- me this way,” he says. “I truly have no idea. munity hugging the Atlantic in Palm Beach I’m just able to convince people of things.” County, to live with his felonious uncle, To friends and family, however, his deft- Richard Sabatino, who pleaded guilty in 1995 ness with scamming represents the tragedy to receiving $250,000 worth of stolen Italian of Jimmy Sabatino. It’s no secret he obsesses shoes. (Richard Sabatino declined comment: over attention. He keeps a mental catalog of “Not my style.”) Once ensconced in Florida, every newspaper article, magazine piece, and Sabatino again posed as Mottola’s nephew blog post that’s ever mentioned him. He has and scored some serious one-on-one time combed Google Books for tomes that carry with Julio Iglesias at the Broward Center his name and remembers precisely how he for the Performing Arts in 1994. The singer was described in each of the five books. He’s expressed great dissatisfaction at his lack almost comically thin-skinned. “I hate how of popularity among the nation’s youth. they called me a mobster in that book,” he With every score, every scintillating brush says, referencing The Crime Buff’s Guide with fame, the boy was emboldened. In 1995, to the Outlaw Rockies. “I never said I was South Florida reporters salivated when he a mobster.” He also beseeched New Times manipulated Fed Ex into giving him 262 Super not to publish any drawings of him because tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C Bowl tickets by claiming to be Miami Dolphins “I’m a very serious person. I don’t want President Eddie Jones. “The next morning, any fucking cartoons. They’re retarded.” there were 50 classified ads inUSA Today for And though Sabatino describes him- ticket brokers, so I sold them for $1,000 a pop,” self as a power broker in American says Sabatino today, contemplating the score for hip-hop, nothing in cyberspace substanti- two nanoseconds. “Yeah, that was a big one.” ates that claim. Researching the name So big it caught up to him. That year in Jimmy Sabatino only unspools article December, he pleaded guilty in Broward after article logging his criminal past. County Circuit Court to three counts of “He’s so smart, but he doesn’t use his brain dealing in stolen property. “It was the very well,” cousin Femia recently wept. “I love only thing they could get me on,” he says. everything about him; he’s funny and kind- “They’d willingly given me the tickets.” hearted. But he likes to be like he’s a big deal. His father wasn’t so cavalier about his son’s He does this because he thinks then people growing notoriety. “He’s a disturbed young will want to be around him. He wants friends man who needed attention like a drug,” the and girls flocking all over him, just so he can NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH now-72-year-old Fort Lauderdale man wrote get the satisfaction that he’s important.” New Times Broward-palm B each in his letter. “He was consistently being posi- In 2002, while Sabatino was incarcer- tively reinforced for his negative behavior.” ated in New York’s Westchester County Jail, Indeed, the day of his release two years he came into contact with a Bronx woman later, Sabatino again suckered the Marriott named Marcilee Vega. She had a dark com- Marquis hotel in Times Square for $55,000 plexion and straight black hair. Sabatino in services, then bolted to London, where was in love. “Back then,” he says, “she was a he did the same thing at the Four Seasons. real looker.” He claims she needed money, That time, however, police sniffed him out. and Sabatino knew exactly what to do. So in a wild gambit to force extradition back According to a federal complaint that to the United States, the 21-year-old dialed year, he called Nextel representatives na- the White House, then the Fort Lauderdale tionwide, pretending to be Sony Pictures federal courthouse, and cryptically threatened executive Jack Kindberg (who does exist). to kill prosecutors, a judge, and President Bill Sabatino said he needed phones for an up- Clinton because, he jokes, “I couldn’t stand coming shoot. Soon Sabatino — who was the food in the London prisons — just fish and then just months away from release — put chips.” The authorities weren’t laughing. together what he calls his prison “office.” N M

Charges involving the president were “I had notepads, a chair, and a desk. By ovember ONTH dropped. Others weren’t. For saying he 6 a.m., I was making calls, and I was there

planned to “eliminate” the Fort Lauder- until dinnertime.” Indeed, surveillance XX–M dale courthouse “by means of bomb,” he videos were entered into evidence depict- 14-N got 51 months in federal prison, where, ing Sabatino jabbering on the telephone to ONTH one might assume, his antics would stall. God knows who for eight hours per day. ovember But Sabatino was only getting started. Sabatino somehow obtained an authentic Sony account number and provided Nextel XX, 2008

hat makes Jimmy Sabatino such with genuine tax information. Without put- 20, 2013 a good con man? It’s simple. ting forward a penny, he had Nextel ship more He’s damned likable. Preter- than 1,000 phones to Sony’s “corporate office” Wnaturally easy to talk to, Sabatino is funny, — which was really a FedEx shop in Man- intelligent, self-deprecating, empathetic, hattan. The phones vanished into the black and endearingly vulnerable. He seems the market, the profits divvied among p10 >> 9 9 The Don of Con from p9

Sabatino’s accomplices, whom, beyond Vega, he’d never met. Over the course of five months, authorities said he’d conned Nextel of more than $3 million, including service charges. Sabatino barely saw a dime of the profits; he said he did it all just to “see Marcilee smile,” according to federal court documents. browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com “Nothing about this crime makes sense,” his attorney, Mary Anne Wirth, wrote in a letter to the court, “unless viewed in light of a diagnosed impulse control disorder. He was clearly not motivated by greed.” Judge Charles Brieant, who described Sabatino as “extraor-

ts | o N te ts dinarily intelligent,” agreed. “He seems to have acted out of a need for attention,” he said. “I have real concern about whether this need will ever go away, and therefore the impulse to commit these crimes.” Sabatino, who was then 27, got 11 more years. His father mourned the sentencing. “I know my son feels as though these are victim- less crimes and he never meant to harm any-

ews | pulp c y | N ews one,” he wrote in a letter. “But he is no longer a small boy acting out, but rather a grown man who has made some terrible mistakes.” But his worst (and strangest) was still ahead — a con that would humiliate one of the nation’s most iconic newspapers and Photos courtesy of Baby T

ge | Night+ dA abruptly inject Sabatino into hip-hop’s great-

A est drama: the bicoastal music-industry war t between Puff Daddy and Tupac Shakur. In October 2007, Sabatino, who’s long posited close ties to Bad Boy Records, sued Sean Combs for an astonishing $20 million in Miami federal court. He claimed that in December 1994, he’d flown Combs’ pro- tégé, the Notorious B.I.G., to Miami, where he laid down 17 minutes and 54 seconds of freestyle rapping at South Beach Studios. Friend Stanley Belot says he recalls meeting Sabatino and Biggie that night. “Sabatino lies all the time, but some of it’s true. He did know Biggie. That night, we | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art went back to [Biggie’s] suite, and Biggie was smoking blunts.” Belot does not, however, remember any freestyle sessions. In his lawsuit — which he filed acting as his own attorney and which was later dismissed — Sabatino said that he sold the recordings to Combs for an agreed $200,000 but that Combs never ponied up. Then, suddenly, Sabatino Top: Jimmy Sabatino wanted to make Thomas Troop a hip-hop star. entered into evidence what he claimed were Bottom: Birthday cake and Cristal: Troop and his girlfriend, Nina Gee, celebrate the baller’s life. FBI reports proving his business ties to Combs and the Notorious B.I.G. At five pages, the docu- one of Tupac’s New York assailants, Dexter Yet Sabatino denies to this day any sub- ments described Sabatino as a powerful, feared Isaac. “I did not know Sabatino, but soon terfuge. The scammer claims he never con- player in hip-hop. Among other claims, they came to trust the inmate,” Phillips wrote. tacted Phillips. “This was the one con I didn’t alleged Sabatino was present on November 30, He shouldn’t have. The L.A. Times do,” he asserts. In a convoluted theory, he 1994, when Tupac Shakur was shot — but not leaned heavily on Sabatino’s documents says James Rosemond had masterminded NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm killed — at a New York recording studio. The re- in its explosive 2008 account of the the fake documents and “set me up.” cords say Sabatino called Tupac “a piece of shit.” rap war. Phillips fingered Sean Combs’ What is clear: Sabatino and Phillip’s in- After he filed the purported FBI docu- pal James Rosemond, a felon, as hav- formant, Dexter Isaac, who later came out in ments, Sabatino picked up a phone. He called ing orchestrated the feud with Tupac. support of the embattled reporter’s investiga- veteran Los Angeles Times reporter Chuck But the story that the Times expected tion, shared the same Pennsylvania prison, a Phillips. The Pulitzer Prize winner had been to spark astonishment and awards instead spokesperson tells New Times. What’s more, 20, 2013 20,

XX, 2012 XX, researching Tupac’s 1994 shooting, which spawned humiliation. Combs immedi- inmates there have access to typewriters. ignited a bicoastal rap war, eventually culmi- ately called the story “beyond ridiculous.” Nonetheless, Sabatino obsesses over the

ONTH nating in unknown assailants gunning down And it only got worse from there. Smoking Gun takedown, disputing every ovember Tupac in Las Vegas in 1996. Phillips was One week later, the Smoking Gun detail, and doing his best to ignore the fact working on the definitive account of the saga. revealed Sabatino’s typo-festooned re- that his most indelible mark on the hip-hop 14-N XX–M Over the phone, Sabatino informed him cords as frauds. They’d been written on industry isn’t as kingmaker but as con man. of the FBI records, Phillips later explained a typewriter — and the FBI hadn’t used ONTH

M in the Village Voice. The reporter was ec- typewriters for decades. In one of its his past July, the light of a bright ovember

N static. Sabatino’s documents corroborated most embarrassing episodes to date, the afternoon filtered inside a white- much of his independent research, which Times retracted its investigation, Phillips washed room at Broward Health had hinged on anonymous interviews with was laid off, and Sabatino was cooked. TNorth. Inside, with his considerable girth 1010 browardpalmbeach.com spilling across the bed, Jimmy Sabatino pulled from the ether. (Sabatino almost ag- browardpalmbeach.com was discovering Facebook, a novelty that gressively declines to specify the source delighted him no end. He’d been released of the cash beyond saying, “There’s just so from prison weeks before, but the transi- much money in the music business.”) Your essential tion from 14 years of incarceration to a new, But as his affair with opulence deepened, technological world had left him confused so did a familiar fantasy. In late July, Saba- local everything and unsure. He’d tried out a job at his father’s tino suddenly announced that Roc Nation, Boca Raton supermarket, Western Beef, the New York-based recording label behind hawking ads, but had quit within weeks. Jay Z, had named him its “Executive Vice guide. Around that time, he suffered another President.” He updated his social-media stroke. So now here he was, feet propped profiles to reflect the abrupt hire. Then he | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s up at the hospital, chatting on Facebook. created a fraudulent Roc Nation email ad- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | “I had a relapse,” he wrote on July 17 to dress through godaddy.com and anointed his friend Stanley Belot. “But I will be OK.” himself the leader of its “Miami office.” “You need to lose some weight at your On Facebook, he messaged random age,” responded Belot, now living in Nimes, women in their early 20s, imploring them France, with his girlfriend and son. “Do to hang out with him. “I’m telling you this is whatever it takes, but do it quickly.” Roc Nation,” he crooned at one. “We are on Sabatino, who granted New Times ac- some shit here... Popping bottles and shit till cess to his Facebook page, changed subjects. 3-4. We got villas in one of the most exclusive He reminisced about a weekend of hook- hotels in South Beach. You staying the night? ers and booze they shared at a Las Vegas We’ll come through in the limo and get you.” hotel, enabled through one of his scams. This woman accepted his offer; most did not. “Do you remember?” Sabatino wrote. From Nimes, Stanley Belot was closely “How crazy was it?” He manically rattled monitoring his friend’s behavior. “I see off his sexual exploits, but Belot quickly you will never change,” he wrote his lost interest. His son had just woken up friend at 2 a.m. on August 9. “You still run- from a nap, and he didn’t have time to talk ning them scams on people and hotels. The Broward-Palm Beach New Times over a life he abandoned a decade before. When you going to stop that bullshit? You App keeps you connected with what’s “I’m sad for him,” Belot tells New could be doing some legitimate shit, but going on in the city, with events, Times now. “He’s running around try- no, you’re still up to your old tricks.” restaurants and up-to-the-minute news. tage | a rt | Film D ish | m usi C ing to be like a young cat, and I told Sabatino again ignored him, plunging him he’s too old for that shit.” deeper into the lifestyle. He mimicked Jay Ignoring the advice, Sabatino slowly Z’s wardrobe and assumed what became Download the melted into his old habits. At his dad’s the Sabatino uniform: Adidas jumpsuit, free app today. Fort Lauderdale condo, he trolled Face- chains, a pinkie ring, bracelets, and a series book profiles until one day he came across of very austere expressions. Bedecked in a young rapper named Thomas Troop. such accoutrements, he arrived one night Sabatino thought he had genuine talent. in September at the Delano Hotel in South “One thing that’s not a con is my stature Beach with Troop for a Method Man con- in the music industry,” Sabatino says. “I cert. “I made Method Man,” Sabatino yelled wanted to make a star out of Troop.” at Troop as they pushed their way inside. Sabatino set up a meeting. “Do you “He wouldn’t be anywhere without me.” know who I am?” he asked Troop’s girl- When Sabatino approached the hip- friend in a Facebook chat. “In the [hip-hop] hop star, there was indeed a moment of industry, I’m a beast. I know everyone recognition between the two, Troop says, NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH there is to know. I can walk into ANY ma- and for several minutes, the two discussed New Times Broward-palm B each jor label based off respect. And I also their past. Sabatino snapped several photo- put a lot of money behind my artists.” graphs of the encounter, which he quickly Scan this code to download, or search Days later, at exactly 6 p.m., a black uploaded to Instagram and contends sub- for “Broward-Palm Beach New Times” in the app stores. stretch limousine rolled to a stop before a stantiate his prominence in hip-hop. six-story apartment building on 183rd Street Reached for comment, Method Man in Miami Lakes, and out stepped Sabatino in denied he met the con man. “I don’t know dark glasses, tan slacks, and a button-down. who you’re talking about,” he wrote in an From a cramped apartment above, Troop email from his screen name, pinkyphatphat. peered down at the unusual man — “To me, Pressed on the point, Method Man assures, he looked like a nerd,” Troop says — and “I don’t know that nigga, 100 percent.” bounded down the steps. “Right out the bat, he embraces me like a friend I hadn’t seen he lies were catching up with Sa- in years,” Troop says. “That’s what drew batino. He was juggling too many me in. In my family, we don’t have close hotels simultaneously, staying up too ties, and he called me ‘little brother.’ ” Tmany hours, putting on weight. One night

They slid into the limo and, several this summer, he met an urbane, sleekly N M Grey Gooses later, arrived at the posh Fon- dressed woman named Ebony White at ovember ONTH tainebleau hotel, where Sabatino regaled the nightclub Bamboo in South Beach.

the young rapper with his acumen in the Sabatino, in white unlaced tennis shoes, XX–M hip-hop industry. Troop was impressed. trotted out his normal opening. “Do you know 14-N “I’d never met anyone like Sabatino,” who I am?” he asked. Then he brandished ovember Troop says. “Not before and not since.” an iPhone 5 and told her to Google him. ONTH Sabatino introduced Troop to a world “It says you’re a con man,” of limos and Cristal that the youth had she remembers telling him. XX, 2008 never known. As days gave way to weeks, “Don’t believe everything 20, 2013 the two became inseparable. Troop quit you read,” he confided. his cooking job, and Jimmy paid for some She found him utterly transparent. “He’s studio time. Every night was a fresh blur like a black cloud without the rain. He said of clubs, South Beach hotel suites, and he was some kind of manager at Roc Na- wads of hundreds that Sabatino seemingly tion, but when I Googled him, there p12 >> 11 11 browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com ts | o N te ts

ews | pulp c y | N ews N Photo courtesy of Baby T The Don of Con from p11 Sabatino claims he didn’t use escorts. “I didn’t pay them girls nothing!” he exclaims. wasn’t any affiliation with them.” But she What’s all the also found him charming. There was a vul- was a friend, and would neither admit nor

ge | Night+ dA nerability about him that evoked tenderness deny any sexual activity,” their report says.

A in her. She went back to his suite, where he Over five weeks, police found, Saba- t told her his mother was dead, and they had tino had snookered $150,000 worth of sex. “I did all the work,” she says. “But it services at the South Beach Hilton — about? wasn’t bad. I hadn’t had sex in four months.” $100,000 of it on Champagne alone. He told her he loved her. But then he The next morning, Troop, who had been Follow us at BrowardNTStreet did something odd. He granted her access expecting to go shopping at Aventura Mall to his Facebook account, which clearly with Jimmy, called his new friend. A detec- showed scorned women deriding Sabatino tive answered and told him what happened. for saying he loved them — and then dis- The reality of Sabatino’s true identity shat- appearing. What bizarre behavior, White tered Troop. He’d quit his job to roll with thought. Why would he claim to love her, Jimmy, and now he had nothing. He went then give her information proving he’s a back to square one, hoping for discovery. fraud? It was like he wanted to get caught. “U claimed we were family,” he wrote Around that same time, a petite manager Sabatino in a Facebook message. “U took an | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art at South Beach’s SLS hotel, Nicole Ormeno, artist, lied to him, screamed Roc Nation with was also beginning to suspect that the strange no ties and nothing but lies. U a nobody play- guest who said he worked for Viacom wasn’t ing a somebody. U a fat, broke, white boy who everything he appeared. After spending four wishes he had industry connects. How it feel to days at a suite, during which he consumed live your whole life being a fake?” On Hallow- $16,000 worth of goods, the man had just een morning, Jimmy Sabatino, hands cuffed, requested ten more nights, so she went sighed as he settled into the defendant’s chair upstairs for a chat. The suite was vacant, in a Miami courtroom. For the moment, she found, except for keys to a nearby Eden Sabatino didn’t want to talk. He grimaced Roc suite as well as a pawn shop receipt. slightly when the state confirmed it wouldn’t Ormeno, according to a police report, drop any of its allegations against him. called an Eden Roc manager who said the Given his past, if convicted of all three same thing had happened there, except grand theft charges, Sabatino faces 80 years the mysterious man had said he worked in prison and may well die there. The state for Warner Bros. Soon, after sleuthing on hasn’t filed formal charges against him in- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm Google, Ormeno realized her guest wasn’t volving the alleged sexual offense, and Saba- “James Sabat,” as he claimed — but con tino doesn’t think it will. As he sat listening to man Jimmy Sabatino. She called police. the judge drone, Sabatino liked the thought At 11 p.m. on September 27, Miami Beach he may beat the sex-offense rap. The idea of police arrested Sabatino at the Hilton Bent- crime — long stints in prison, even — doesn’t ley. Inside the hotel room was a 17-year-old trouble him. Prurience, however, does. Even 20, 2013 20,

XX, 2012 XX, girl. “The female stated she had been living liars and cheats, he professes, have their with [Sabatino] for approximately three boundaries.

ONTH weeks,” the report states. “During this time, So leaving the courthouse that morn- ovember [Sabatino] and the female juvenile became ing, Jimmy Sabatino wasn’t in the doldrums engaged in sexual conduct (fellatio) one as he leaned upon his walking cane. “I 14-N XX–M time only.” Miami Beach Police asked to wouldn’t say I’m unhappy in prison,” he search Sabatino’s phone. The con man, who said. Two hours passed. Then Sabatino ONTH

M claims he didn’t know the girl was only picked up a phone at Metro West Deten- ovember

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A has a generous spirit that’s so refreshing in to- and small. A raffle will take place, hooking t day’s self-absorbed society. Neptune founded up participants with prizes, and quality food this charitable arts organization to showcase will be available for purchase. Be bold and multimedia talent while giving back. Each pick up a paintbrush and see what sort of ArtHeart event is intended to raise funds for story unfolds. Perhaps you’ll pick up a new a good cause. This Saturday’s ArtHeart for hobby or better yet explore a latent creative Rwanda doubles as a group art show and fund- vibe you’ve been meaning to unleash. raiser to aid Rwandan orphans. Inspired by The evening gets underway at 6:30 her own travels to the country where Neptune p.m. Saturday at Victorios Art Studio, volunteered in an orphanage through the 934 N. Victoria Park Road in Fort Lau- Zoe Foundation, she has ever since sought to derdale. Visit victoriosart.com, or call help those kids overseas. Extending her love 954-764-6968. Free. ANDREA RICHARD through events like this one, attendees will see a contemporary art exhibition featuring 30, ▼ ACTIVISM | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art and counting, artists. Names like Lori Practico, Detourbutterfly, Gina Bentivegna, Tim Bliss, ANIMAL WALK and Cary Polkovitz are showcasing works. The You can’t kick the people who run puppy night will also include a video installation by mills in the crotch or set all the boats that Demi Pietchell, and indie crafters will peddle speed through the waterways and run over their bazaar. DJ Mig (former resident DJ of manatees on fire. That feeling of powerless- Green Room,) DJ Aura, and Mr. Feathers will ness can be aggravating, almost as aggravat- provide some dance numbers. And acoustic ing as the animal abuse itself. But Dr. Andrew strummer Corey Bost will take the stage, as Kirschner has organized a proactive outlet will electro one-act Boxwood, folksy duo the for that rage: the March Against Cruelty. Bows and Ties, and solo artist Keith Welsh. It’s the first of many marches to kick off Riverside Market will supply beers, all around the country. It’s free to participate and Gaysha New World Sushi Bar and only 1.7 miles long. All donations will go will serve rolls and other eats. toward the march expenses. You’re welcome The show begins 6 p.m. and runs un- to bring signs advocating whatever stance NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

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| music | dish | film Art s | music kits” that included fake extra fingertips. and that the exhibit incorporates “bold vi- have been on her radar for quite a while. we think about it, we walk on water be- The exhibit may seem like strange fodder sions of post-humanity, escape plans, and “I’ve been intrigued with the extinction cause of the high water table in Florida.” at a place designed primarily for kids, but the consolation prizes for making it this far that of man ever since my visit to the Ameri- Curators Ben Morey and Zack Spechler Bedlam Lorenz Assembly, sort of a “young are simultaneously saccharine and haunt- can Museum of Natural History in NYC in say a secret event will be held around New friends” alternative projects group, has been ing.” Interactive pieces take advantage of 2006,” she says. “Before all this talk about Year’s to close out the show. “We want to planning more cutting-edge programming at the “funhouse corridors” of the museum. the Mayan apocalypse in 2012, there was all keep things vague about the closing, like the museum. (Bedlam Lorenz curator Zack Jillian Mayer’s film #PostModern, this attention that we were all doomed in a secret society would,” says Morey. Spechler, also an attorney, is the son of mu- which was a hit at Sundance, takes view- 2000. I think since the turn of the century, seum founder Mindy Shrago.) With Young at ers on a wild and hilarious ride through a there’s been a lot of tension about natural [email protected] Art deep in debt to the county (the museum telephone hotline in which tickets are sold disasters — tornadoes, lightning storms, borrowed $11 million and was supposed to to enter a sculpted vortex installed in the and tsunamis — and what’s to come. “Counting Backwards” repay $1 million per year but was recently museum — that leads to who knows where. “Disasters are also about control,” she Young at Art Museum, 751 SW 121st Ave., Davie. Visit granted new repayment terms of $350,000 Samantha Salzinger made dioramas of continues. “I was thinking about control bedlamlorenzassembly.com, or call 954-424-0085. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

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BIOPIC’S MAIN all-star pop history in an iffy biopic COURSE, IS has a seductive way WHAT’S HOT of suggesting a movie BY MICHAEL ATKINSON ON THE MENU adaptation without ow is it that no one had yet HERE. providing even the made the Lucien Carr-David slimmest scaffolding Kammerer murder story into a for narrative or thematic substance. Krokidas movie? It’s an irresistible tall tale ends up dressing sets, quoting old literary from the Beat back catalogue fads (“Ah, Rimbaud!”), and letting his earnest H— how, once upon a time in the mid-’40s, the cast fume and chain-smoke in period duds. finger-snapping legends-to-be (Ginsberg, Kill Your Darlings is an undernourished Kerouac, Burroughs) all coalesced around the and overemphatic film about a petty mur- radiant rebel Carr while he was a Columbia der that involved a few writers (Kerouac undergrad and discovered hard partying and and Burroughs were brought in for police transcendental literary pretension, even as questioning, scenes Krokidas inexplicably lovelorn chickenhawk Kammerer hounded leaves out), and at best might’ve had life as tage | a rt | Film D ish Musi C the golden boy until Carr was forced to Clay Enos / Sony Pictures Classics a Beat-satiric Showtime series — Jack & Bill knife the older man and dump his body in Radcliffe as Ginsberg: A tousled, pubertal Harry Potter. & Lu & Al at the White Horse, with Jason the Hudson. Just picture it: wine, hash, jazz Schwartzman as Ginsberg. Or maybe not. dives, pre-Beat manifestos, taboos sliced DeHaan, for his part, has the impossible doesn’t quite attain the spacey weirdness of and diced, barely sublimated homosexual burden of impersonating a counterculture life Peter Weller’s Burroughs in David Cronen- [email protected] passion, all climaxing in a capital crime that force, jumping on library tables and yelling in berg’s Naked Lunch, but his wary, funereal scatters the group and sends Carr to prison. public, but at least he’s not required to approxi- presence is a gift, playing like the thoughtful Kill Your Darlings Fascination with all things Beat and mate the famous. (After prison, Carr stayed out hound dog in a room of troublesome kittens. Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Dane DeHaan, Michael beautiful has fluctuated over the decades of the limelight as an editor at United Press for With so much talent on hand (includ- C. Hall, Jack Huston, Ben Foster, David Cross, but might be cresting; besides Howl (2010), 47 years.) Jack Huston’s Jack Kerouac is forget- ing Jennifer Jason Leigh as Ginsberg’s Jennifer Jason Leigh, Elizabeth Olsen, and Kyra deranged mother and Elizabeth Olsen Sedgwick. Directed by John Krokidas. Written On the Road (2012), and the upcoming table, but Ben Foster’s William S. Burroughs by John Krokidas and Austin Bunn. 100 minutes. Big Sur (2013), director John Krokidas’ is a dead-on riff and the movie’s only reliable as Kerouac’s soon-to-be-shotgun-wife, Rated R. Opens Friday, November 15, at the Classic little ranting costume-drama take on the source of comic relief. Evoking Burroughs’ Edie Parker), Krokidas seems torn about Gateway Theatre, 1820 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Carr Affair — Kill Your Darlings — might’ve laconic manner and crispy muttering, Foster actually attending to the plot, and Hall’s Lauderdale; 954-763-7994; thegatewaytheatre.com. been inevitable. 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t is that of a slow-motion alien, his neck one scrawny-cowboy swagger, his manner of long stretch of tendons à la E.T. But there’s dealing both with the people who stand in never a moment when you don’t see the his way and with those he counts among his whole person. McConaughey’s Woodruff friends. McConaughey and Leto are wonder- is a fully rounded “y’all go fuck yourselves” ful in their scenes together: Leto’s Rayon, folk hero, and the space he takes up in the with her fluttery voice and even more fluttery world is anything but the negative kind. hands, makes a better Blanche DuBois stand- Woodruff was a real person, an electri- in than Cate Blanchett did in Blue Jasmine. Rediscover award-winning cian from Dallas who was diagnosed with Rayon’s vulnerability is not only emotional eats, entertainment and shopping in HIV in 1985 — he’d contracted the virus and existential but also physical. When she Broward Palm Beach, or become an from a forgotten heterosexual encounter wraps her dressing gown tightly around her instant expert wherever you travel. — and given 30 days to live. Dallas Buyers failing body, it’s as if she’s protecting all the Club, directed by Jean-Marc Vallée, shows womanly curves she knows she doesn’t have. how Woodruff fought the illness: Unable Woodruff is a great foil for her, and though | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Art | s | Art film | music dish to partake in a clinical trial of the then- the two do more fighting than platonic experimental AZT, he began obtaining the cooing, the bond between them is clear. drug through back channels. Eventually, he Woodruff, in the days before he became sick, began importing other drugs from Mexico was a hard-drinking, girl-chasing bull rider. and elsewhere, selling them at a profit to But with Rayon, he’s always a gent — his EXPLORE those in need and also using them to keep consideration for her is almost courtly. Mc- himself alive. Previously, Woodruff had seen Conaughey can pull off that sort of thing: One AIDS as “the gay disease.” But the more minute, he’s a cocky Marlboro Man; the next, he learned about the virus and its possible the stuttering cowpoke who shows up, hat treatments — and the harder he worked to in hand, at your weathered screen door for a wriggle around FDA regulations — the more first date. The real Woodruff outlived that 30- Like Broward-Palm he came to care about his fellow sufferers. day death sentence by some seven years. (He What’s remarkable about Dallas Buyers died in 1992.) Late in the movie, Dallas Buy- Beach New Times to SEARCH Club is its lack of sentimentality. The movie, ers Club’s Woodruff, after his body has been get expert tips. like its star, is all angles and elbows, earn- battered but not defeated, clambers carefully NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

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But aside from the nuanced lead performance — plus with a higher-than-average IQ, which means he knows his days BROWARD NEW TIMES an oak-tree-tall supporting one by Benedict Cumberbatch, as well are numbered. But Reggie sees a way out when the President as a breath of movie-star vitality from Brad Pitt in a very small comes through town to pardon one lucky turkey. (As voiced by THU 11/14“ role — it’s a picture that stays more than a few safe steps away Hayward, he’s a Bill Clinton sound-alike with a cheerful corndog Soulful, HumaniStic from anything so dangerous as raw feeling. Even when it depicts drawl.) Reggie is lucky enough to be the chosen bird, and he’s 2 COL. (4.72") X 2" MR inhuman cruelty, it comes off as weirdly antiseptic, history made whisked off to Camp David, where he’s introduced to the pleasures ALL.KYD.1114.BNTEMAIL … safe through art. (SZ) of TV and pizza delivery. No turkey ever had it so good. 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ts | o N te ts ette Cafe & Grill looks much like any high-end restaurant. A hostess stand sits at the entrance. Formal place settings, replete with bread Tplates, salad, and dinner forks on the left, crisp white triangular folded napkins in the middle, two knives to the right, dessert fork and spoon atop, and water goblet just off to the side, sit ews | pulp | c | pulp N ews on each tabletop. Pristine black tablecloths

y | gently drape over wood-framed chairs with A deep-red upholstered seatbacks and cushions. Although the space itself seems intimate enough, there is more of a buzz in the air than CandaceWest.com

Night+D you would find at most formal spots. Win- dows exposing classrooms and kitchens sur- Beverages range from organic iced green citrus Chef Dustin Gordon shows student Shantee Oliver about soup.

ge | round the room. Students excitedly pass back tea ($2.50) to Pellegrino ($4) to beers, mimosas,

A and forth from room to room wearing bright- and wines by the bottle or glass (ranging from a from 38 different countries. We want t sils — a traditional form of service rarely white chef’s $6 glass of DeLoach Chardonnay to a $30 bottle them to master the French methods.” found these days. In addition to a warm coats, often car- of Meiomi pinot noir). You’re dining on a meal This semester, the local heirloom tomato, chocolate cake and poached tropical fruit YOU’RE DINING rying with them prepared by students, after all, but students be- grilled artichoke, and haricot vert salad is with coconut ice cream, hazelnut tuille, and ON A MEAL books and the ing groomed to work in the finest restaurants. served with crispy poached egg and lemon kaffir lime syrup, fresh baked apples were PREPARED occasional cake While student input is always encour- vinaigrette, using both frying and poach- offered for dessert. Dished out in a clear col- or baked good. aged, Gordon decides the menu, making sure ing techniques. The egg is covered with a lins glass with layers of vanilla ice cream, BY STUDENTS, Part of the Art to employ a number of cooking techniques, crunchy layer of breading that encases a salted caramel, and amaretto crumble topped AFTER ALL, BUT Institute of Fort flavors, and ingredients. On every menu, smooth, soft white and creamy yolk that with an intricate delicate sugar glass, it was STUDENTS Lauderdale, the which changes each semester, different oozes out when pierced with a fork for a more aesthetically pleasing than the major- BEING GROOMED Chef’s Palette dishes employ braised, grilled, pan-seared, rich and velvety contrast to the fresh bright ity of pastries found in restaurant kitchens. TO WORK IN is a student-run or poached elements to ensure the students flavors of the vegetables and bitter frisee. With high-end food, attentive service, THE FINEST restaurant. As a gain as much experience as possible. Entrées include a pan-seared Florida’s and minimal price tag, it’s kind of hard six-credit class John Noble Masi oversees the class and the fresh local catch, snapper for the day. The to beat the experience — as long as you | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | film | Art | s | Art | music dish film RESTAURANTS. usually taken program. A graduate of the prestigious Culinary fish was presented atop a briny broth don’t mind some action while you dine. during an undergrad’s last semester, the res- Institute of America, where his father taught with littleneck clams, wild mushrooms, The Art Institute’s Chef’s Palette Cafe taurant gives future chefs hands-on training for 30 years, his goal is to ensure that students al dente broccolini, and Asian ponzu vin- & Grill is located at 1650 SE 17th St. in in the real-time workings of a live restaurant. are prepared to move into the culinary world. aigrette: slightly salty and full of flavor. Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-760-7957 for During the ten-week course, students take “Our biggest thing is education,” Masi Before bringing out dessert, the student reservations. Visit artinstitutes.edu. turns operating the front and back of house for says. “We focus on international cui- servers removed the salt and pepper from paying customers, spending half of the time sines and ingredients, incorporating food the table and repositioned the dessert uten- [email protected] in each area with a role that changes daily. It’s a diverse group running around, with cooks ranging in age, ethnicity, and background — from a 29-year-old woman who couples on dinner dates and families sharing shaved garlic, basil, and either wheat or squid is a practicing attorney from New York to a quiet meals. Since the place opened, many of its ink spaghetti, which is the most popular. soft-spoken 19-year-old man who dreams of A Little Restaurant patrons have come from nearby neighborhoods. While Avayú most recently spent time working in European kitchens. Through the Piccolo Ristorante offers a The menu is diverse and extensive. It in- working at Tap 42, he’s been employed in glass, chef instructor Dustin Gordon can be taste of all of Italy. cludes three salads ($10 to $12), such as the South Florida’s culinary world for years, in- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm seen working with the students in the res- BY SARA VENTIERA taurant’s kitchen. At 37, with the exception pear with baby rucola, sliced apples, pears, cluding a long stint at the now-defunct but of his tall pleated toque blanche — which veryone has his or her own definition spiced pecans, and Brie. There are five entrées formerly beloved Chef Allen’s in Aventura. indicates higher rank than the floppy white of comfort fare. To some, it’s a warm to choose from ($9 to $15), like the crab-cake Following much in the beliefs of chef Al- hats donned by students — Gordon could and creamy potato soup; to others, it’s tower with avocado relish, in addition to four len Susser, Avayú, an avid scuba diver and Ea giant slab of meat; to many, it’s a heaping house specialties ($18 to $24) with homemade marine conservationist, focuses on sourc- easily be mistaken for one of his pupils. 20, 2013 20,

XX, 2012 XX, The class operates three days a week. bowl of pasta paired with a glass of Chianti. pastas like the gnocchi with four-cheese cream ing seafood from responsible fisheries. Wednesdays are used for setting the If you fall under the latter category, Fort sauce, poached pear, and nutmeg. There’s The restaurant is open for dinner Monday

ONTH dining room, prepping, and receiving ovember Lauderdale has a new, soothing neighborhood also a constantly rotating selection of ravioli. through Saturday starting at 4 p.m. It features vari- food. Thursdays and Fridays, the restau- spot for you to check out. Piccolo Ristorante, Owned by chef Andres Avayú and his wife, ous specials, including half-off appetizers from 4 to

14-N rant is open to the public from 12:30 to

XX–M meaning “little restaurant,” serves traditional Alison, the spot opened in September. Since 6 p.m. for Mangiare Monday, 25 percent off bottles 2:30 p.m. and again from 6 to 8 p.m. Italian specialties from all across Italy. then, he has featured a sweet potato with of red wine on Tinto Tuesday, and half-off all glasses Another glaring difference from your typi- ONTH With just 30 seats, dim lighting, and deep-red duck option and a striped spinach and ricotta. of wine for Wine Down Wednesday from 4 to 6 p.m. M

The Himmarshee Public House via Twitter | SMALL PLATES | Miami flash comes to Fort Lauderdale.

▼ Dish bacon ($9), spicy lamb ribs ($12), bacon and corn fritters ($8), and buffalo blue-cheese dip ($9) are sure to be a hit during games: finger ▼ FIRST LOOK food worthy of its decadence. Just make sure you dip it in the bacon aioli or you’ll miss out UPSCALE SPORTS LOUNGE on a lot of the unique flavors. If you’re looking tage | a rt | Film | dish m usi C for a full meal, expect gourmet versions of fa- IN FORT LAUDERDALE miliar comfort foods, including the signature The Himmarshee Public House, the new- fried chicken ($19), which is house-brined, est venture from Marc Falsetto and Charles battered, and pressure-cooked for optimal Hazlett of JEY Hospitality, which also flavor. What comes out is a crispy but not runs Rok:Brgr, is poised to bring custom- greasy pyramid of fried chicken, worthy of ers on a journey of flavors in an atmosphere Colonel Sanders’ jealousy, complete with more familiar to many than the traditional mashed potatoes and some fantastic coleslaw. white-linen tables of All of this is produced under the direc- old-school foodies. tion of executive chef Robbyns Martinez, SMALL PLATES This is a space former executive chef of Rok:Brgr. Al- ARE SURE dominated by mar- though a lot of the items contain bacon in TO BE A HIT quee lights, wrap- some form or another, green stuff exists around lounge booths here too. Salads and flatbreads are avail- DURING reminiscent of a able, as well as tacos and sandwiches. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH GAMES: Miami nightclub, and The Himmarshee Public House New Times Broward-palm B each FINGER FOOD pub-height tables just is located at 201 SW Second St. in WORTH ITS begging to be stood Fort Lauderdale. DOUG FAIRALL DECADENCE. next to rather than sat at. It’s a typical South ▼ ON THE FARM Florida mashup of interiors: Chicago Prohibi- tion-era warehouse décor and a modern and OAKLAND PARK NOW HAS A subtle beige and wood color scheme. In other words, open and roomy without being flashy. WEEKLY FARMERS’ MARKET “Sports games are going to be a fo- As part of newly launched Oakland Park cus for the lounge areas,” Falsetto says. Culinary District, the Urban Farming In- “We’re keeping it easy by just requir- stitute and the City of Oakland Park have ing a reservation... no bottle minimums teamed together to host a farmers’ market or anything like that for the games.” from 3 to 8 p.m. every Tuesday in the lot The Himmarshee Public House boasts at NE 38th Street and Dixie Highway. a huge assortment of taps, and we spotted “We just want to create a fun spot for peo- what was a thorough but fairly standard ple to go on a Tuesday and raise awareness to N M craft beer selection: New Belgium, Found- the new culinary district and to local food,” ovember ONTH ers, Magic Hat, and a selection of Florida says Stephen Hill of the Urban Farmer. “The

beers like Due South, Funky Buddha, Cigar market will definitely be an alternative to a XX–M

City, and Florida Beer Co. We were able to weekend market. Not everybody shops on 14-N order Jai Alai, and our server, unfazed by the the weekend, and I hope it will become a fun ONTH challenge to “bring something interesting” event for cool evenings out in Oakland Park.” ovember to the table, proudly shared a glass of Funky Since October, the Urban Farming Insti- Buddha’s Chocolate Covered Cherry, as well tute has been offering classes — anything XX, 2008 as a solid pint of Stone’s Arrogant Bastard. from hydroponic systems to planting a com- 20, 2013 If the Public House can get some unique munity garden — at Jaco Pastorius Park. It kegs from local brewers, it might become a is run by the same family behind the Urban happy-hour spot where the beer-geek crowd Farmer, which throws its own market every can mingle with their non-nerdy friends. Friday and Saturday on the covered patio Small plates offerings such as candied at Jaco Pastorius Park. It has a community- 2323 sourced agriculture program and sells locally sourced produce to the general public. Vendors will offer an eclectic assortment from the local food scene, including sweets from Cookielicious, gluten-free baked goods from Weezie’s Kitchen, and ceviche at Curich Novo Andino’s tent. There is also Herbecue’s Clean Plate barbecue, which offers anything from pulled eliminating leftovers since 2009 pork to sausages and baked... .mac...... ’n’.... .cheese......

browardpalmbeach.com A mouthful of local dining news, served browardpalmbeach.com There will also be ample farm- grown produce, a “Farm to Chef” cook- up daily between two sesame seed buns Go to BrowardPalmBeach.com ing demonstration on a stage, plenty of tables to sit at, and even live music. The Oakland Park Farmers’ Market will be held from 3 to 8 p.m. every Tuesday at NE 38th Street and Dixie Highway. Call 954-696- ts | o N te ts 9577, or visit opculinaryarts.com. JESS SWANSON

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A or blackened, with lemon herb butter ($24) t or au poivre ($26). Executive chef Greg Schiff extensively researched the health benefits of the meats, both of which are free-range and grass-fed throughout their lives — un- like the vast majority of commercial beef. “Both the bison and the antelope are very low in fat,” says Schiff. “Because they are free-range and grass-fed and there isn’t as much of a demand, it’s more sus- tainable than beef. We’ve eliminated the old New York strips from the menu.” In addition to the game, the restaurant has introduced a wide selection of new | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | film | Art | s | Art | music dish film dishes. A Prince Edward Island mussel ($12) section has been added, including traditional with a light cream sauce, cider and bacon, and coconut curry, as well as a number of new salads, like the roasted beets 1515 SE 17th St. Ft. Lauderdale • 954.523.9441 and goat cheese ($11) and the Celtic salad ($9.50) with red leaf lettuce, peaches, plums, feta, orange vinaigrette, and lime zest. New appetizers, such as the Scotch egg ($6), which is a boiled egg wrapped in sau- sage, coated in panko, and fried; and the reintroduced Boxty pancakes ($8), which are potato pancakes with apple sauce, honey, and sour cream, have also been added to the menu. All items from the appetizer section

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N 1213) and 435 Plaza Real in Boca Raton (561-620-2540). Visit sub-culture.org/ dubliner-lauderdale. SARA VENTIERA 24 24 ▼ RESTAURANT NEWS browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com KITCHENETTA NOW SERVING LUNCH, NEW RESTAURANT CONCEPT Whether you’re running around and need a quick bite to eat or your desperate to get away from the fluorescent lights and inces- sant sound of coworkers typing away in | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s their cubicles, lunch is the ideal time for | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | a culinary break. To help you find respite from the rest of your working day, Kitch- enetta is opening its doors for lunch. From noon to 3 p.m. Tuesday through Sunday, the Fort Lauderdale Italian spot will serve pizzas, pastas, paninis, salads, and a number of specials. “The menu is going to be mostly organic, as much as possible,” says owner Vincent Foti. “We make our mozzarella cheese daily; our charcuterie comes from Italy with no phosphates or nitrates and all the preservatives found in meats in the U.S.” Salads range from $10 to $16 and include spinach ($10) with roasted corn, lemon, and extra virgin olive oil; the New Korner ($16), Foti’s take on one of his favorite salads from the famous New Corner restaurant in Brooklyn, with mixed greens, tage | a rt | Film | dish m usi C romaine, fennel, parma cotto, parma crudo, aurecchio, hard-boiled eggs, red onion, radicchio, and red wine vinaigrette; and the Fai Tu salad ($12) — Neapolitan slang for you do it or you decide — mixed greens, arugula, endive, radicchio, fennel, cherry tomatoes, red onion, and red wine vinaigrette with protein options ranging from a homemade meatball ($6) to grilled chicken breast ($8) to veal Milanese ($12). Pizzas and pastas cost $15 and $14 respectively, with choices vary- ing from vegetarian to meaty and a number of selections in between. Paninis are made on homemade bread NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH

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Does that sound like a fair assessment? browardpalmbeach.com I don’t know. I’m terrible at assess- ▼ Music ing our own music. That’s your job. It’s just not an analytical process for me. It’s more an emotional process. Are you religious or spiritual? Uh, no. How It’s So “God” in a more abstract sense? The gods of rock ’n’ roll! Good answer. Not the God that tells you what Gonna Be | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Day | s to do and always wants money. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | Third Eye Blind’s Third Eye Blind is almost synonymous with Stephan Jenkins tells alternative rock. But that term feels empty in 2013. Was it more than marketing? What us what our job is. was alt rock actually an alternative to? BY MATT PREIRA It was the alternative to the ram- pant consumerism of hair metal and n 1997, Third Eye Blind was arguably things that were just feel-good. We the biggest band in the world. Led by were actually trying to evoke where Stephan Jenkins, the band’s popular- we were at, what our emotional land- ity exploded in the wake of its first scape was. To me, that’s what it is. single, “Semi-Charmed Life,” and What’s different about the first record Ithe steady stream of hits that followed. from the rest of your discography? Despite being marketed under the um- It might be the most un-self-reflec- brella of “alternative,” the band’s paradigm tive record that we’ve made. Because could not have been any more conventional we had no expectations of ourselves. in terms of accessibility. Which is to say, to play in the studio as one, to get that band It’s 1997 all over again. And this album we’re trying to get back Third Eye Blind were (and are) masters chemistry. That’s the difference with this re- to that. Just getting in to a room with

of pop. The dust had settled from the epic cord. A lot of records in the past we’ve kind of my sense of what now is in the moment songs and being excited. You kinda just tage | a rt | Film D ish | Music Brit-pop-versus-grunge war of the ’90s, written in the studio. And this one we wrote that I’m in it. The songs that we have on let God in the room and get down. and Jenkins rose from the rubble dab- more in rehearsals and jamming together. I that album we’ll put out someday. But Where did you get the “doo doo bling in a little of this and a little of that. think it’s going to reflect that kind of sound, it’s not the next thing I’m going to do. doos” from “Semi-Charmed Life”? Though it has never approached the wild which is much closer to the first album. Wait, which songs? Did they just pop into your head? acclaim of that first album, 3EB has chugged It was going to be Ursa Minor, but ev- A whole new album got shelved. It’s from “Walk on the Wild Side” by along steadily, slowly releasing records and erything is so different from how it was And then we wrote about 40 songs af- Lou Reed. “Semi-Charmed Life” is kind of constantly touring. We spoke with Jen- in that Ursa period that a new title is ter saying we’re not going to put out an answer to “Walk on the Wild Side.” kins about alt rock and the gods of rock. gonna have to emerge. And if I told you Ursa Minor. The songs for that might New Times: You haven’t released any- what it was, it would change anyway. just come out at another point. [email protected] thing since 2009’s Ursa Major, but there’s What differences between now and then In comparing Ursa Major with the album a lot of talk on the internet about long- have contributed to that need for a new title? that came before it, Out of the Vein, the Third Eye Blind lost records and maybe a new album? New guitar player, new bass player, crux of what makes the albums different is 7 p.m. Tuesday, November 19, at Revolution Live, 100 SW Third Ave., Fort Lauderdale. Tickets cost Stephan Jenkins: We’ve been working on and new sensibilities in my mind. I like to hooks. The former didn’t have any, whereas $25 plus fees in advance and $27 day of show. Call it on this tour. Some of the songs we’re going try to make records that seem to reflect the latter seemed to signal a return to form. 954-449-1025, or visit jointherevolution.net. New Times Broward-palm B each NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH ultimately left Os Mutantes again, the yearlong It’s not a protest. This album itself is was probably much more an anarchist than I am Mutant Music reunion sparked an entirely new era of the something more of an awareness. I think it’s now. I don’t know exactly what I am, but I don’t Os Mutantes’ Sérgio Dias band, led by Sérgio’s songwriting and vision. boring to get into protest or anything like like the things I don’t like, and I talk about it. The latest Os Mutantes album, Fool Metal that. In the end, you don’t have anything The people who were older — Caetano Baptista on the NSA and Jack, is the boldest statement of the band’s more to protest. We have to deal with the Veloso, Gilberto Gil — they were much more Fool Metal Jack. second career. The outfit is also touring the things that are happening in the moment. politicized than we were. We would use irony BY MATT PREIRA world. New Times caught up with Sérgio to For example, this thing about Syria. Finally, and laughter. We were not communists or n 1966, brothers Sérgio Dias Baptista and Ar- discuss Mutant music, as well as the myriad we are not going pro-America. We were world citizens. We naldo Baptista formed Os Mutantes, a Brazilian injustices afflicting the global community, in to war. And that were kids. Our political ideas had a lot to do rock band that played the role of confident particular U.S. intervention in the Middle East. “THE NSA is great, because I with what we heard about — what Caetano Icourt jester within the folk-rock tropicália move- was sure they were would say, what my father would say. New Times: The title of your new al- SHOULD AT ment. While the group’s forerunners and mentors, bum is Fool Metal Jack. There’s more go- LEAST ASK, ‘I’M going to invade Life is not only politics. It is also about such as Caetano Veloso and Gilberto Gil, preferred ing on there than the pun, correct? Syria and then turn love. The last phrase the Beatles ever said was sentimentality and left-leaning ideals, the Mutants Sérgio Dias Baptista: It’s based on the A VOYEUR — around to Iran. “the love you take is the love you make.”

zeroed in on the playful, flirtatious psychedelia of lyrics to the second song on the album. It’s CAN I PLEASE And all of Do you consider the music you compose N M TAKE A PEEK?’�” ovember early Pink Floyd and Sgt. Pepper’s-era Beatles. about a young marine who is boarding a this spying. So to be tropicália? Or is it something new? ONTH Through the rest of the ’60s and into the plane and he has no idea where the hell he much screening. We are not the normal rock ’n’ roll band.

’70s, Os Mutantes continued to innovate and is going to be — and believing that war is So many agencies. I don’t know, I think it is We are Os Mutantes. The sounds we make XX–M 14-N dazzle with their ingenious signature fusion of something that could be anything but what it overdone. Can you imagine if you are mak- are very particular. If I see myself writ-

Brazilian rhythm and trippy Anglo guitar music. really is. We’re in the 21st Century and we’re ing love to your wife and someone is peeking ing music for myself, it is totally differ- ovember ONTH However, the band was also plagued by label still killing each other. I’m not a stupid, silly through the window? They should at least ask, ent from what goes under the Mutantes

disagreements, drug abuse, and internal ten- pacifist. But I can’t see people waste their “I’m a voyeur — can I please take a peek?” umbrella. It is a different kind of magic. XX, 2008

sion. When the Mutants finally dissolved in 1978, lives on causes that are not real or concrete. So the band is more political than in the ’60s? 20, 2013 Sérgio had become the lone original member. Is this new incarnation of the band Oh, for sure. I was 15 years old. It’s kind of Os Mutantes After 40 years of bubbling cult appreciation, more explicitly political? Back in the ’60s, hard for a kid to be politicized when your per- With Capsula. 8 p.m. Sunday, November 17, at Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; though, the Baptista brothers briefly reunited was Os Mutantes more lighthearted, and sonality is not really formed. I have opinions now. 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Tickets to great acclaim in 2006. And though Arnaldo now you’re making protest music? I am an individual now. Before, I was just a kid. I $20 plus fees via ticketfly.com. All ages. 2727 browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

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ge | herBal Krew tive dance to the band’s synthy sound and A t ▼ Music Mychael Ghost’s dreamy vocals. Ghost de- Ketchy Shuby frontman and singer Jason scribes her as “kind of like the girl in my Hernandez-Rodriguez says. “We’re a family, thoughts, the person I never got over.” As you know? We love each other and love what Southeast Beast Tour she pirouettes to the tune, nearby, a party we do together.” The band’s studio output WITH AND THE KINGDOM FELL, DEALEY PLAZA, IMPALE ensues. The whole shebang was shot at has also been decidedly prolific, resulting in THE BETRAYER, ORIGIN OF DISEASE, AND OTHERS. 6 Wynwood’s Armory Studios, and there’s a a sizable discography that includes the al- 561.747.8878 P.M. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 15, AT THE TALENT FARM, 20911 lot to look at, with plenty of kinky going on. bums Tiny Vices, Downtown Soul Record Sin- JOHNSON ST, PEMBROKE PINES. $12 AT THE DOOR. “You know it’s pretty strange,” Ghost relays, gles Club (a collection of cover songs), and CALL 954-438-3488, OR VISIT THETALENTFARM.COM. “when Ileana [Monet, director of Blind the new Still Making It Look Easy. In many lorida is an unstable place: The popu- Beast] came to me with the skeletal frame of ways, Ketchy Shuby’s sound reeks of famil- Stay Plugged In. lace is largely transient, the weather is ‘Pyramids,’ it was then when I knew our iarity, obviously influenced by artists as ar- unpredictable, and the very soil we music was heading toward a direction that I chetypal as James Brown and the Brian Fwalk on is shifting and eroding in a state of always wanted it to be. So making a video Jones-era Rolling Stones. But Hernandez- perpetuity. However, we do have a few for this track was a metamorphosis in its Rodriguez’s group has long described its dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | steadfast constants we can rely on amid the own right.” And they are evolving. Ghost sound as a distinct kind of Miami soul. “It ebb and flow of humans and dirt. For exam- says that though he was content with the means soul music from the bottom of the ple, one will find topnotch authentic Cuban sound for a bit, he’s sort of letting go of that South,” he offers. “It’s the bright lights, with All our ads, cuisine throughout the tricounty area, and original vibe. “Our songs were based on the grind and hustle mentality, with integrity you can always count on an awe-inspiring chapters of our life, a diary if you will. I find and heart. Miami has a huge chunk of his- sunset. Also, Florida invented death metal it very calming to move forward, yet keep- tory.” And yes, Hernandez-Rodriguez is ab- and thus will always be a bastion of various ing some of the nostalgia.” And the whole solutely right. Dig deep enough and you’ll all the time, varieties of extreme metal. Just check out band is psyched to be moving that way to- find that our city did in fact spawn a bona this lineup for the Southeast Beast Tour, gether. Astari Nite both wants to reach a fide homegrown soul music scene in the late which comes to the Talent Farm on Novem- wider audience and grow as songwriters ’60s — long-forgotten but seminal artists all on-line. ber 15. Featuring three touring acts — Flor- and musicians. “Now more than ever, we with names like Johnny K. Killens & the Dy- ida-bred bands And the Kingdom Fell and feel that the right pieces are falling into namites and Frank Williams & the Rocke- Dealey Plaza and North Carolina act Impale place,” Ghost says. “With the release of Ste- teers, and labels like Deep City Records, the Betrayer — the show is rounded out by reo Waltz [LP out in January], we will con- launched by Henry Stone before his TK Re- (count ’em) five other extreme metal bands tinue to reinvent ourselves.” LIZ TRACY cords disco heyday. Just listen to some of NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm to rattle your guts as you bang your head. those old records, and it’s clear that Ketchy Miami will be represented by Origin of Dis- Ketchy Shuby Shuby is a stylistic heir. But the Still Making on ease and Asylum Del Mar, and the entire OPENING FOR LEE FIELDS & THE EXPRESSIONS. WITH It Look Easy LP sees the band take its Miami Online Advertisin night will no doubt quake the swamps sur- DJ SHARPSOUND. 11 P.M. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER soul sound in a more whimsical, freewheel- rounding the Talent Farm. DAVID VON BADER 16, AT BLACKBIRD ORDINARY, 729 SW FIRST AVE., ing, psychedelic direction. It’s almost as if MIAMI; 305-671-3307; BLACKBIRDORDINARY. Hernandez-Rodriguez and his crew went 20, 2013 20,

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