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Defiance .....8 5 3 .625 The big guard dribbled down the floor and Bluffton 8 4 4 .500 on a return pass from Gill scored the final BEE GEE HISTORY Findlay _ 8 4 4 .500 point of the game. Few spectators realized Chapter III. Toledo 8 1 7 .125 that the score registered by Hyatt would A review of the Lowry Bill establishing a decide the conference championship. There commission to locate normal schools in was still four minutes to go but both teams northern is given herewith in con- Falcons Win Grown found it impossible to score. .The game end- nection with the history of the college; ed 14 to 15. Section I—Normal schools shall be lo- The Bowling Green State College stud- Bowling Green cated, one in northwestern and one in ents are the happiest people in Northwes- G F T northeastern Ohio, to be so located so as tern Ohio today, having realized their am- Yoder, f 1 0 2 to afford all people of each section the bition when the Falcon basketball team de- Perry, f _ -0 0 0 advantages of teacher training. Neither feated the Defiance College team for the Gill, c - -- -0 3 3 school to be located where any other col- championship of the conference. It was Hyatt, c 1 2 4 lege is located. the greatest race in the history of the con- Swearingen, g 3 0 6 Section 2—Governor to appoint five men ference and the winner was not decided un- within thirty days, a commission of five til the final gun ended the game. The score 5 5 15 men, which shall have full authority to was 14 to 15. Defiance select suitable locations for the schools and The Defiance gym was packed to the G F T get options on them. Commission to work rafters and easily one half of the specta- Heischman, f 0 1 1 without pay. tors were from Bowling Green. The en- Martin, f 1 0 2 Section 3—After purchase of sites the thusiasm ran high all season and when the Bowers, f _ 0 0 0 Governor shall appoint five competent race fell into a tie between Bowling Green Hargrove, c — 1 2 4 persons in each section for each of the and Defiance nearly every student inter- Woods, c __ --0 0 0 schools to act as a board of trustees. ested in basketball planned to attend the Gisler, g - 0 1 1 Section 4—Board of Trustees must or- game. A special bus took some of the stud- Kindig, g .- -3 0 6 ganize immediately and then select a pre- ents and various other means of transpor- sident of known ability for the school un- tation was secured. Long before game time 5 4 14 der its control, before adopting a plan of the gym was filled to capacity. The State Referee, Rettig; Umpire, Hanahan. buildings for the school. Ample provision College band added pep to both cheering must be made in planning the buildings for sections, and everyone was ready for a "the establishment of a well equipped de- real battle when the team came onto the Arising partment for the preparation of teachers floor. Silence, deep, unbroken. in the subject of agriculture". Selection of Defiance opened the scoring when Har- Darkness, rain and cold. faculty, outlining of courses of study, tui- grove tossed in a one point counter from Alone, with thoughts as deep as the night. tion and equipment outlined as duties of the charity line. The Falcons got the ball A door bangs. Another early riser. the board. Board shall also proceed to er- on the tip off and a moment later Swear- Who, like myself is too full of thoughts to ect buildings or "enlarge, reconstruct or ingen scored the first fielder of the game sleep. properly repair in a suitable or substantial with a pretty corner shot. Both teams were Then silence again, the vastness of dark- manner" buildings already located on the guarding close and the official called num- ness, chosen site. One trustee to be named for erous fouls. The Bowling Green lads were The desolation of the rain, and of my a five year term, one to serve four years, hitting strong from the foul line and made thoughts. one three years, one two years and one one good five out of five attempts during the Alone, friendless, year and they "shall serve without compen- first period. Gill accounted for three and Sleep has deserted. sation other than their reasonable and ne- Hyatt tossed in the other two. The home Hours pass. The clock mournfully tolls the cessary expenses". Not more than three of team registered only three out of eight passing hours. them shall be of the same political faith. chances. Swearingen scored the second field Will day never come? Section 5—Governor may remove "any goal of the game just before the half end- More waiting. Heartbreaking and trying. appointees herein named when in his judg- ed. The score was tied at 9 all. A bell rings. People begin to stir ment, he deems it necessary". The Falcons lost little time in jumping No more quietness Section 6—General Assembly to provide into the lead at the opening of the second Day has begun. for the support and the maintaince of said period. Two field goals in rapid succession Still I am alone with my thoughts schools. by Yoder and Swearingen gave them a So will I be until I find another who can (Signed) Granville W. Mooney four point margin. The Defiance team share them with me. Speaker of the House of Representatives tightened their defense and the Falcons Francis W. Treadway found it hard to work down the floor. Kin- President of the Senate dig set the Defiance rooters to cheering Saturation Point Passed May 10th, 1910. when he caged the longest shot of the Great leaders of business close their Approved May 19th, 1910. game. Heischman scored a free throw a plants when the goods they make fails to Judson Harmon, moment later. The Falcons then took pos- move. In this period of overproduction Governor session of the ball and passed down the (Saturation) the battle cry is curtail the floor for a number of shots that failed to production of your commodity. Will the In accordance with this act Governor FAGE 2 EE GEE NEWS

or we had some other severe punishment Keep Up Your Morale meted out to us. We were taught to respect BEE GEE NEWS Life is forever getting more complex. It our elders and the rod. PUBLISHED BY is not a static thing but dynamic. The pro- THE STUDENTS AND FACULTY blems of living today may be entirely Almost before that teaching 'soaked in", BOWLING GREEN STATE COLLEGE changed tomorrow and the methods used however, a reaction took place. Child psy- BOB WYANDT EDITOR-IN-CHIEF in solving our present day problems may chologists advocated not, "Spare the road BOB BOYER ASSOCIATE EDITOR and spoil the child", but "spare the rod BOB SHEFFER SPORTS EDITOR be inadequate in the near future. CLIFF OLDS ORGANIZATION EDITOR and save a genius". They said, too: "Let the DAVE WILSON ORGANIZATION EDITOR The educational process should clearly MARGARET BURKLAND -_ ORGANIZATION EDITOR consist of preparing the individual in an child find self-expression, unchecked, un- LUELLA KUHLMAN SOCIAL EDITOR punished, and unthwarted. Make his love HERMAN LUGAR BUSINESS MANAGER ever changing civilization. It must best WALLACE LACKEY JOKE EDITOR the good for God's own sake; not through PROF. GEORGE W. BEATTIE _ _ FACULTY ADVISOR teach one how to adjust oneself in a world WILSON EGBERT- COLUMN EDITOR of change. fear of penalty." SUBSCRIPTION RATE *J SINGLE COPY S CENTS Students first entering our halls of This reaction had some unpleasant as PER YEAR SO CENTS learning are catapulted into a new and well as pleasant aspects. According to our SEND ALL REMITTANCES TO elders, the young people of today are be- BUSINESS MANAGER BEE GEE NEWS strange environment. They are confronted BOWLING GREEN. OHIO with a new order of things, they make new having outrageously. "They are hell-bent!" IN CARE OF B. G. S. C. acquaintances, they must adjust themselves they cry; and to those who indulge in pet- to a new mode of living. In fact, their en- ting and gin and cocktails, they cry, "For tire life routine and habits are affected. shame!" The short skirts of the modern Many are successful in adjusting them- flapper, (or are flappers out-of-date now?) Harmon announced on June 24th, 1910, the selves while others fall by the wayside. which were so humorously said to be "long following appointments to the "Normal It is very evident then that the afore enough to cover up the subject but short School Commission": mentioned factors determine our success or enough to be interesting," last Tuesday in W. H. Johnson, Granville, instructor in failure in life. The individuals ability to Chapel, are called immodest; and grand- Denison University. make the necessary adjustments depends mothers seem shocked and indignant. A. J. Catrow, Miamisburg, a retired a great deal on his associations and train- Their criticism may be just, "but banker. ing in society. Through associations and "people who live in glass houses shouldn't J. S. Hummell, Wilmington, a newspaper- contact with a group one builds up mor- throw stones." Today's young people get man. ale. their styles from their foolish, fashion-mad L. D. York, Portsmouth, a retired busi- Morale is necessary for the success and elders. They are merely following in the nessman. happiness of the individual. Morale is a footsteps of their parents. We admit that C. L. Martzolff, Athens, instructor in composite quality made up of different our skirts are short and our faces are . painted, but does that mean that we are elements; it is a term we ought to make t They were instructed to reach their de- use of. Morale is a word that connotes val- hell-bent? The short dresses we wear are » cision and report to the Governor before uable traits in an individual, traits that not any more immodest than the low-neck- December 1st, 1910. are made up in varying proportions. It in- ed dresses of the eighteenth or nineteenth Lake and Wyandt. volves more definitely the mental, moral, centuries. Besides, the young girls are not emotional and social qualities more than the only ones who wear "curtailed" dress- the physical but it ought not disregard the es. Haven't you seen some of these young, Ravings of the Editor physical. Hall, states that "morale is white haired grandmothers with their pret- Do you know that the B. G. News is the health". According to this it seems desire- ty, bony knees protruding just a little (?) most abused paper on the College Campus? able to define health in terms of increas- under a flapper skirt and with their shag- From the student body, "We want a bigger ing the limits even to as high as morale. bobbed hair peeping out saucily from a and better paper." From the faculty, "This Morale involves every aspect of hygiene small felt hat? It isn't polite to speak thus is not a college paper, its just a mess". We and health. You may have high morale even of our elders, I know; but if short skirts are glad that you are interested enough in with physical defects but you cannot have and painted faces will condemn us to eter- the paper to even remark about it. Let us morale without high emotional, social and nal ruin, we shall have not a few chaper- face some facts of "believe it or not fame". mental qualities. To succeed in your col- ons. Would you believe it that in reality the lege work, in life itself one must have a Then these petting parties are immoral. City of Bowling Green makes it possible for healthy personality which means to have In the olden days it was considered unusual the issuing of the paper? Without the ad- healthy mental, moral, social and emotional to be "Sixteen and to have never been vertising, which is graciously given, by the qualities. This means you must have Moral.e kissed!" why shouldn't we infer that pet- merchants, the News would be a flat fin- See the bigger values in life and do not ting parties aren't exactly modern? Ap- ancial failure. Would you believe it that become discouraged if someplace in the parently the petting parties were not in- when the news items must be handed in complex order of things you are unable to vented by the present generation; so why at 5 p. m. a greater share of them come in surmount all obstacles. Success will crown should they receive all the blame? anywhere from 3 to 12 hours late? Would your efforts if you keep up your Morale. The gin and cocktails! There's an argu- you believe it that the editor and assistant Paul E. Landis ment for the young people on this point too. editor must make two or three trips, Very few, if any, young people are actively weekly, to the printer's office? Would you engaged in the manufacture of liquor; so believe that it takes on the average of about Hell - Bound? it is only logical to assume that the older 5 to 8 hours per week to gather materials Editor's Note: This article was recently generation is chiefly to blame for gin par- and set up the paper? Would you believe unearthed in the debris of the Bee Gee ties and hip flasks. it, that the college paper sells for .50 cents News office. Since it was written we have The greatest argument for young people, per year while our exchange list runs at witnessed a change in skirt length, but however, is this: the percentage of young $1.50 per year? Would you believe it that human nature still remains the same. - people who are today enjoying these afore- the staff receives 0.00 (this much) salary Not many years ago St. Paul's command, mentioned practices constitutes only a and no credit? Would you believe in the "Children, obey your parents in all things," small portion of the present generation. college paper if you had to pay .05 a week was ten-fold more in vogue than was its Our parents would make us believe that we to support it? corollary, "Fathers, provoke not your chil- are worse than they were; is it true? The Razz our old paper, we don't care. We dren to anger." We young folks were ex- American Council of Churches has found are doing all in our power to make it go, pected to obey. When we did not, we were that a larger percentage of young people without going on the rocks. whaled quite unmercifully—some of us— than ever before are actively engaged in PAGE 4 BEE GEE NEWS SEVEN SISTERS Marion County Club Killed by Autos Valentine's Day was not overlooked by The regular meeting of the Marion Coun- the Seven Sister pledges, for they chose ty club was held Tuesday, Feb. 24. After Statistics of auto fatalities report 50,- this day as one on which to entertain the a short business session, in the auditorium 900 for the past eighteen months. Death by Sorority. The party was given Saturday during which a vote of thanks was extend- autos from 1921-25 increased 69 per cent afternoon in Shatzel Annex. The afternoon ed Miss Wills for the Valentine poster she over those for 1916-20. Deaths from 1296- was spent playing bridge and dancing. so kindly contributed to the college party, 21 increased 59 per cent over 1921-25 per- High score prizes were won by June Rey- all repaired to the girls gym where games iod. nolds and Martha Gaeth. Then followed a and dancing were enjoyed throughout the Last year while the auto was killing delicious lunch served by the hostesses, evening. 32,500 people, this great Saint of business the pledges. Students from the six adjoining coun- (the auto) injured 962,325 persons. Some ties were invited as guests of the club. The price for progress. t counties were well represented. All students SKOL NEWS from these six counties are invited to join Last Tuesday evening, the Skols met in the club and meet with it each second and War Expensive the Studio for their formal membership fourth Tuesday of the month. service. Three of the pledges, who have ful- It was only in time to save dormitory The Secretary of the Treasury says: The filled the requirements of the sorority, were rules that the party broke up with all de- last war cost the United States $51,000,- taken in. They are: Imogene Williams, claring they had a lovely time. 000,000, counting interest to date. * Helen Rosendale and Hellene Moore. At five per cent $51,000,000,000 would The new members were greeted with a provide an annual income of $2,250,000,- welcoming address by our president, Alice Y. W. C. A. 000 or enough to practically abolish poverty The first meeting of the Y. W. C. A. for Catharine Fels. Sororities are not made by in this country. the second semester was held in Shatzel brick or stone or wood but by faith and hope Figure out how long it wculd take you to Annex, Thursday evening, Feb. 19. The and love binding together these friends, was throw away $51,000,000,000 at a $1 a se- meeting was opened by group singing. Miss „ the essence of the address. Following this, cond. Nell Repass of the Wood County Detention Miss Grace Cannon and. Dr. Florence J. Home was the speaker for the evening. Williamson, were formally welcomed into President Hoover Says: A Solemn obli- She spoke very interestingly on "Child the sorority, as honorary members. Each gation lies upon us to press forward in our Welfare." She gave many instances of the new member was presented with a yellow pursuit of those things for which they (the effect of unemployment, poverty, and deser- tea rose tied with black and gold ribbons. scldiers) died. tion in Wood county. After the service, a meeting was held to Our duty is to seek ever new and widen- At the close of her talk the group join- complete the plans for our formal dance ing opportunities to insure the world ed in a discussion of the situation. The on Saturday, March 7. Many alumni are against the horror and irretrievable wast- meeting was closed by singing. coming back to help make this dance one age of war. of the most successful ever held. Much has to be done, but we must wage Treble Clef Club peace continuously, with the same energy Snow flurries, snow balls and colored as they waged war. Senior Glass Dinner lights made the Woman's Gym an attractive The first dinner by the class of 1931 was scene for the annual formal Snow Party held Thursday evening, Feb. 12, at the Uni- of the Treble Clef Club on Friday, Feb. 20. English Tourist: "Pardon, sir, but what ed Brethern church. After a delightful din- Fantastic waltzes, snappy fox trots pene- do you do with all that corn?" ner, interesting and inspiring specehes trated the air from the cozy little igloo that American Farmer: "Well, we eat what were given by Dr. Kohl, the class advisor; sheltered the Merry makers Dance Band, we can, and what we can't, we can." Dean Hissong and Robert Wyandt. Miss at one end of the gym. Time flew, every Englishman's Wife: "What did he say, Powell and Miss Sams favored the group moment was a happy one, and the height John?" with a number of musical selections. So of merriment was reached as the Band's Englishman: "He said they ate what much interest was shown in the first din- last melody faded at midnight. they could, and what they couldn't, they ner, that the class is planning upon hold- The committees for arrangements were: could." ing a dinner each month. Gertrude Hepner, chairman; Alice Cathar- The following committees were appoint- ine Fels, music; Helen Walrath, decor- ed by the President: ations; Ruth Bernath, programs; Arlene "You might as well admit your guilt," Class Program Committee: Lucille Green, refreshments and Gail Wallace, in- said the detective, "The man whose house Young, Alice Parks, Mabel Emrick. vitations. you broke into positively identifies you as Activity Committee for Senior Week: The faculty guests were Miss Hall, Mr. the burglar." Ruthana Brinkman, Alice Kille, Jean Steller, Mr. and Mrs. McEwen and Mr. and "That's funny", said the burglar. Robertson, Lucille Young, Robert Wyandt. Mrs. Abernathy. "What's funny," asked the detective? Dinner Committee: Paul Roller, Mary Wtih this successful event ended, we now "How could he identify me when he had Miller, Clyde Kennemuth. turn our attention to our spring concert. his head under the bed clothes all the time Steering Committee: Frances Reeser. I was in his room." IN THE MELTING POT "Next." "Who me?" "Born?" "Yes, sir," "Where?" "Russia". 1 THE CLA ZEL "What part?" "All of me." "Why did you leave Russia?" 'I couldn't bring it with CLARK PATTON i SATURDAY, MARCH 7 me." "Where were your forefathers born?" Successor to Boiles Drug Store "The Big Trail" "I only got one father." "Your business?" Buy your Stationery, Compacts, 'Rotten." "Where is Washington?" "He's Perfumes, Toilet Articles, and SUN. and MON., MARCH 8-9 dead." "I mean the capitol of United School Supplies here. "Reducing" States?" "They loaned it all to Europe." With "Now, do you promise to support the con- Nyal Family Remedies Marie Dressier and Polly Moran stitution?" "Me? How can I, I've got a wife and six children to support." BEE GEE NEWS PAGE 3

church activities today, which statement The high school museum at Sandusky will would seem to disprove the accusations of be open to the public Sunday, March 8, for Faculty Notes our elders. Many of the young people them- the first .time this year. At no other mus- Faculty members in attendance at the selves abhor petting parties. The fact that eum in Ohio can the visitors see so many departmental meetings of the National this larger group is steadily gaining ground kinds of beautiful birds from foreign lands Education Association at Detroit: is further evidence that the young people —India, China, the Philippine Islands, Miss Heston, Miss Gray, Miss Baird, are not hell-bound. We are no worse than Africa, South America. The collections of Miss Hayward, Mr. Bliss, Mr. Zaugg, Miss the youth of yesterday. Because of the un- fishes from the ocean, of snakes, turtles, Beattie, Miss Barnes, Miss Wills, Miss conventional practices of the minority, we crocodiles, and mamals are also worth go- Winkler, Miss Nielsen, Mr. Knepper, Mr. are all classed as bold upstarts. We col- ing far to see. Reebs, Dr. Barringer, Dr. Williams, Dr. ♦• lege students are especially bad, we can't The Sandusky museum has also many Overman, Mrs. Gryting, Mr. Hissong and be trusted on the streets after seven o'- interesting curios made in China, Japan, Mrs. Sharp. clock. the Hawaiian Islands, and other countries. Mr. Hissong plans to attend the meeting "The youth of today is not hell-bound." These are not articles designed for foreign of the Ranking Teacher Training Group, The evidence given above should make our trade, but are such as these people used be- called by the State Department of Edu- elders change their statement. They should fore they were influenced by commerce cation, which is to be held at the Neil » I realize that we are not entirely bad. with other nations. House, on Monday, March 2. Averial L. Smith Here the visitor will see a great variety of articles made by the North American In- dians, a collection of fossil coral and fossil Will Walking Become fishes of which the quarries near Sandusky Forensic Activities A Lost Art? have afforded fine examples, also many On March 2, at 8:00 ,the University of fine specimens of minerals and of botanical Detroit returned the visit of Bowling Green I have a niece living in Kenilworth, a specimens. In fact all branches of natural State College to the Detroit campus. This suburb of Chicago, who nearly forty years history are well represented. debate, the first formal of the year was ago walked with me in Estis Park, Colo., up The collections are too extensive to give indeed very interesting to all auditors. to the very top of Long's Peak. She still room on school days to display them pro- The women's debate team met the wo- enjoys walking and has visited more coun- perly. For these special occasions many men's team of Albion College at Whitehouse tries than I have. In making my way to students are busy on Saturday opening on Sunday night in a debate in which the her home from the Kenilworth station along drawers and boxes and arranging the Bowling Green co-eds upheld the affirm- streets where the houses and grounds were specimens on tables where visitors can ative. On Monday morning at 10:00 the illuminated with the colored lights of the view them in a good light the following Albion debaters upheld the affirmative and Christmas season, I was impressed with day. They must be put away after four o'- Bowling Green the negative. The Albion the absence of pedestrians on the walks. clock Sunday. coach of women's debaters, Professor She told me that when her neighbors go The high school building is east of the Hance, is the governor of the Pi Kappa I anywhere, they ride. Court house, and the museum entrance is Delta Province of the Lakes, and will be This winter I had a similar experience on the northside, facing Washington Park, with us again on April 18 and 19 when in another residential suburb, Cleveland admission free, 1 to 4 p. m. March 8. the Pi Kappa Delta chapters of this vicin- Heights. On leaving the street car, I tried Professor E. L. Mosely of Bowling Green ity hold their convention. to follow the directions the conductor had State College is curator of this museum. given me. There were no stores or filling stations where I could make sure that I was headed in the right direction. I did not Then and Now FIVE SISTER NEWS want to intrude upon the privacy of the Only a skeleton cold and bare, The Five Sisters convention which was beautifully illuminated homes. So, for block Creaking and swinging for all to see, held on the week-end of Feb. 14th was after block, I hurried on, without seeing Only an open, spread furnace for air, most enjoyable and interesting to everyone a single person on the sidewalks. But what of the man he used to be? present. With the many alumni who were We have heard of the loneliness of a returned, the seventeen actives, and the stranger in a great city, where he passes Did he live and laugh the whole day thru? eleven pledges, a happy crowd was assem- many people every minute, yet is not spo- Have friends, and mirth, and joy? bled. ken to by anyone. But here I was, traver- For that bone-rimmed, space might be me, The pledges received their second degree sing for a long distance on an important or you, initiation on Saturday afternoon at the thoroughfare in a great city, the exclusive Now to students and teachers a useful meeting held for the primary purpose of possessor of a whole mile of expensive toy! drawing up amendments to the constitution. sidewalks. On Saturday evening a dinner was ser- At last I came to a part of Coventry The class files in and the work is begun, ved at the Woman's Club. Dainty red hearts Road which I had been before, where there Brave bone-man swings round and round. served as place cards and a gorgeous bo- were many stores. As I was hurrying along Though twisted and poked he still remains quet of sweet peas and roses composed the with still a ray of hope that friends whose dumb, centerpiece. home I was seeking had not yet left their Like a man takes his trials without sound. Miss Hall and Mrs. Moores, the faculty dinner table, they stopped me, just as advisors, were present at the activities. they were about to enter an excellent Chin- All parts of his person are felt of in turn, Mrs. Moores, who has not been with the ese restaurant for their evening meal. It Thru his back-bone there blows a death sorority long, was introduced to the alumni. was lucky for me that I had not been de- breeze, The alumni who were back are: Irene layed by other pedestrians for even ten But the teacher goes on in an effort to learn Plummer, Virginia Teachout, Olive Bush, seconds. And plays on the skeleton's keys! Frances Bush, Charlotte Wolcott, Ruth E. L. M. E. E. B. Grover Premo, Virginia Smith, Maxine Olnhausen, Helen Castner, Anna Parks, Leona Horner, Thelma Ritchie, Marie Life Guard (with girl in Arms): "Sir, Diner (examing bill) : "What! A quar- Menz, Gertrude Schmidlin, Helen Van Clef, I have just resuscitated your daughter." ter for one egg?" Katherine Taber, Marion McMahon, Mary Father: "Then, by Gad you'll marry Waiter: "Yes, sir, sure! That includes Miller, Bertha Younkin, Genevieve Kiel her!" the wear and tear on the hen." Ward, Adelaide Childs. BEE GEE NEWS PAGE 5

Fighter in youth Totidem Verbis "Uncle Sam" a Hustler Mellow in age— The track season of 1931 for Bowling A few comparisons of the United States John D. Rockefeller give out a little of his Green promises to offer a full schedule of and the rest of the world to show the fin- philosophy— activities. For the past several years at- ancial and industrial positions: "Forget each kindness you do as soon as Rest of you have done it." tempts have been made to arouse interest "Forget the praise that falls to you the U. S. the world in the student body by promoting inter- moment you have won it. class and inter-fraternity indoor tr*ack Land area 5.7% 94.3% "Forget the slander you hear before you meets. This year for the first time in our Population 6.1% 93.9% can repeat it." "Forget each slight, each spite, each sneer, history several indoor meets have been Wheat production 19.4% 80.6% wherever you may meet it." scheduled with other schools, as well as the Cotton production 56.6% 43.4% ~ Corn production -.58.8% 41.2% continuation of the practice of promoting Dorothy Dix says: "The most mysterious intramural track. Copper production 48.8% 51.2% and fatal gift that women possess is the Track has never had the great public ap- Coal production 35.9% 64.1% ability to kid themselves. They can believe peal that the other major college sports Lead production 35.6% 64.4% anything that they want to believe, no mat- have had. The reason for this cannot easily Steel production 47.2% 52.8% ter how much evidence to the contrary be explained. In view of the fact that it is Motion Picture Pro 85.0% 15.0% smites them in their faces." such an individual sport, more so than any Petroleum Pro 67.6% 32.4% other, it gives to the participant a desire "Consistency thou are a Jewell" and no- "to do" which cannot easily be taken from Pig Iron production ..... 43.8% ' 64.8% body is a jewel. him. One of the chief values of track to Tobacco production .30.0% 70.0% Oh! what a fine school this would be if a student body is that it allows a great Sugar production 23.7% 76.3%. the gym would be converted to a loafing number to participate in it. It is not like Motor Veh. pro. 76.0% 24.0% J>asketball-limited to a few who are more place for your and me. Then how we'ed Electric power pro. 41.6% 58.4% or less equal in ability to play; but track bowl, and shoot the billiards, handball, swim events are open to specialization. By this we Radio production 53.9% 46.1% smoke and lie. mean that a man who has some special Telephones in use 59.1% 40.9% talent can develop into a "star" in one event Athletic fame is a bauble, the student Water power ....35.2# 64.8% body soon forgets the popular athlete of the if he has patience and persistence to fol- Rubber consumption ...70.0% 30.0% low the proper training rules and coaching. day as it turns from one new athletic star Life Insurance 70.3% 29.7% to another. All that has been said is directed to those men who have never had the experience of Gold Holdings ..38.0% 62.0% R. R. mileage 32.2%. 67.8% being on a track squad. If you have never ! tried track as a sport, come out this season Road mileage 61.0% 39.0% Expert Repairing Fancy Crystals and experiment with yourself. Talk to the i coaches or to experienced track men about If you read the above just notice Land i area and population, then go over the list some event in which you are interested, HOWARD DUNN i again and see if you can figure out why and possibly you can be guided in such a American and Swiss way that you can make a valuable addition and how it all happens. to the team. There are many cases that I Editor's Note: Does our "Uncle Sam" Watch and Clock Repair know of men who never knew just what show as fine a record in Science and Liter- Service their possibilties were, yet they developed ature, Music, Architecture, General Edu- into most efficient performers when given cation and Morals? If he does—why? If he Phone 163 156 North Main St. does not, who is to blame? a chance. •A At present there are many men who are Pres. Williams (hearing noise down beginning to condition themselves for the It is estimated 6,000,000 school children in the United States are undernourished stairs) : "Who's down there?" coming season. If you are not doing this Burglar (with great presence of mind): yourself, come in and talk to the coach, without proper food the schools do little "This is station KDKA now signing off until and he will give you methods of beginning good. tomorrow morning at eleven o'clock. Good in your particular event. Every true-blood- night, everybody." ed man in school would not hesitate to de- The world is getting smaller. By radio, fend his colors in participating in a foot- Spain, Egypt, India, and China become Husband (who is rather stout): "What ball game, so why leave the colors suspend- our next door neighbor. Are we diplomatic shall I wear to the Shakesperean club's ed in mid-air for someone else to bear enough to get along with them. costume ball? 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