Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Aug 28, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Terror in NYC Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 Repeat G

Rooms For Rent Fred and Barney's peaceful homes are jeopardized when Betty and Wilma rent rooms to two bongo-playing college students.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Soothsayer Smurfette

A fortune teller's magical doll dress ends up being Smurfette's new dress of Baby Smurf's birthday party.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Weakest Link/ Lumpy Treasure

The campers send the Jelly Beans on a "wild goose chase" so they won't bungle the camp inspection!

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

The Ballad of Scary Mary While attending to a "Scary Mary" party, Lance, Ilana and Octus soon find themselves battling against a chameleon-like Mutraddi that can morph into anyone.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Secret of the Omnitrix During a battle with Animo, a headstrong Ben in hero mode, doesn't listen to reason from Max and Gwen, and gets engulfed in a weird energy light.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI WS PG

Ive Got a Spell on Blue

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

11:30 WACKY RACES Repeat G

Speeding for Smogland / Race Rally to Raleigh

On the set of a medieval-themed movie, Dastardly attempts to trap the racers with the castle gate and drawbridge.

12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

The Truth Will Reveal Itself When Alex resurfaces in Whitney's life he brings a whole lot of drama with him. After Alex and Jay almost get into a fight at a club Whitney is left not knowing who to trust.

12:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Wedding Show

As the Bundys prepare to attend their cousin Jimmy's wedding, everything begins to go wrong. Al can't find his suit, Peg can't get her make-up right, Kelly and the bridesmaids think they have on the wrong dresses and Bud gets caught with the bride.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Al takes a fishing trip, intent on being alone, only to have Peg and Marcy show up and spoil his vacation.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Laundress

Lucy crashes her car the same day as she had bragged to Craig about having a perfect driving record. As a means to payoff the other victim in the accident, Lucy takes a job in his laundromat, which proves to cause more damage than help.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Helpful Mother Lucy hires Kim as her new assistant at work, which works out well since she is playing the role of a nutty secretary in a play at school.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

15:00 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG

A flash mob and a comedy roast that scalds the Bachelorette are among the highlights as Ashley cuts the field from 15 to 12. The mob appears at an open-air L.A. mall, where Ashley and her date are dancing. And the roast is at L.A.'s Comedy Store, where one guy acts childishly and another cruelly. In fact, Ashley is so distraught that she cancels the cocktail party.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

16:30 THE VOICE Repeat WS PG

The Battle

Coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton start to break down their teams with a little help from Sia, Reba, Adam Blackstone and Monica. And the singers show their talents by performing duets.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

17:30 THE VOICE Repeat WS PG

The Battle

In the second battle round, the coaches team up with mentors Sia Furler, Adam Blackstone, Monica, and Reba McEntire. Coaches match team members against each other. Based on their individual performances in a duet, the judges pick the team member that will go on to the next round.

18:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG James test-drives the Rolls Royce Drophead, Jeremy test drives the Ferrari 599 and Richard races the Bugatti Veyron against the European fighter plane. Guest stars Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood.

19:30 HAMISH & ANDY'S GAP YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Hamish and Andy have taken their misplaced sense of adventure to all corners of the Globe, and now it's New York's turn. Hamish & Andy's Gap Year will broadcast back to Australia from a makeshift studio in a Brooklyn factory in front a live audience of Australian ex-pats and holidaymakers. The show will continue Hamish & Andy's strong commitment to very silly ideas, from competing in catfish noodling competitions in Oklahoma to hidden camera antics with unsuspecting New Yorkers.

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

A Jock Strap In Hell Discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th grade teacher, turned to stripping after her fling with Charlie, he tries to help turn her life around.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 21:30 SNATCH 2000 Repeat WS AV

Snatch

When a robbery takes place in the Orthodox Jewish diamond district, a flawless 86-carat gem, the size of an infant's fist, is lifted in the snatch. Taking it to London, the diamond's thief and courier, Franky Four Fingers arrives in the city as a stopover en route to New York. However, unable to resist temptation, Franky encounters endless trouble in his quest to deliver the diamond.

Starring: Benico Del Toro, Brad Pitt, Dennis Farina

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Very Coarse Language

23:40 Repeat MA

Red Sleigh Down When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:05 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

It Hits the Fan

Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word 'shit' on the air

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:30 Repeat PG

Deputy Duke When Sheriff Rosco Coltrane makes Bo and his deputies to help bring Public Enemy Number One to Hazzard for a trial, the road between the two counties is rougher than the boys had bargained for.

Starring: , Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Terrorist Training (Part 1) Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Slow Donnie Maya tries to convince Elliott that his slow-witted brother is a fake. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Christmas Al does his yearly pre-Christmas inspection of the family and finds they have done nothing wrong, which means he has to buy them presents, but he has to take a job as a Department Store Santa to pay for the gifts.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Good Scout

Fred learns that being a Boy Scout troop leader is not all glory. Mon Aug 29, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

A Short History Of Time Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

The Martin Crimes

Tired of the Martins giving them a hard time, Ben and the gang get their revenge.

07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Ive Got a Spell on Blue

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Hello Nice Warners/La Behemoth/Little Old Slappy

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Ben 10,000

Gwen is abducted through a portal and Ben changes to XLR8 and chases after his cousin.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Soothsayer Smurfette

A fortune teller's magical doll dress ends up being Smurfette's new dress of Baby Smurf's birthday party.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Rooms For Rent Fred and Barney's peaceful homes are jeopardized when Betty and Wilma rent rooms to two bongo-playing college students.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Americanization of Jeannie After reading an article in a magazine, Jeannie tries to become the typical American woman. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

To Go Or Not To Go, That Is The Question Queen Hepzibah summons Samantha to a witch's meeting in Salem, Massachusetts, but she refuses prompting Hepzibah to visit the Steven's to observe their marriage. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Wedding Show

As the Bundys prepare to attend their cousin Jimmy's wedding, everything begins to go wrong. Al can't find his suit, Peg can't get her make-up right, Kelly and the bridesmaids think they have on the wrong dresses and Bud gets caught with the bride.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Bogie Affair Harry creates a money making scheme when Kim and Craig bring home a stray dog, who gives birth to nine puppies.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Arrival (Part 1)

Mike shows up at Caitlin's to announce that he's met someone. Meanwhile, the mayor is dating a judge who's not yet divorced. Charlie suggests that the mayor break it off, but after getting some advice from Mike, he decides to let the mayor do what makes him happy. Starring: Michael J Fox, Farrah Fawcett, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 Repeat WS PG

The Doll While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Friar's Club

Following the unexpected postponement of their wedding, George badgers Susan for permission to set up Jerry with her maid of honour, Hallie. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Deputy Duke When Sheriff Rosco Coltrane makes Bo and Luke Duke his deputies to help bring Public Enemy Number One to Hazzard for a trial, the road between the two counties is rougher than the boys had bargained for.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

A Spy In The House Of Me Jack is upset when Maya's old high school boyfriend suddenly reappears. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

La La Law

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Midnight Madness

The Tennysons stop by a Super Mall. Ben participates in a hypnotists show.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Laundress

Lucy crashes her car the same day as she had bragged to Craig about having a perfect driving record. As a means to payoff the other victim in the accident, Lucy takes a job in his laundromat, which proves to cause more damage than help.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Where'd You Go-Go Jeannie goes out with Roger to make Tony jealous. Roger falls for Jeannie thinking that she is a normal woman. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Salem Here We Come

During Hepzibah's observation of Samantha's marriage to Darrin she meets one of Darrin's clients whom Samantha makes fall in love with her. Afterwards the Stevens decide to leave for Salem together. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Doll While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Martin Sheen guest stars as Rose's dad, who confronts Charlie and asks what his intentions are towards his daughter after an inebriated Charlie sleeps with Rose on her birthday.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Richard tests the Aston Martin's V8 Vantage against a jet-pack man. Who will win the Top Gear race from congested West London to London City Airport, James in the Mercedes GL500, Richard on the bicycle, Stig on public transport or Jeremy in a speedboat? Simon Cowell is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Terminator Decoupling A train trip to San Francisco takes a major detour when Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Raj discover that beautiful actress Summer Glau is onboard.

Starring: Summer Glau, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Work Song Nanocluster

Penny's home hair products business becomes a complete nightmare when a caffeine-addled Sheldon takes over.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN 2008 Captioned Repeat WS M

You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Adam Sandler stars in this comedy as Israel's finest counter-terrorist agent who fakes his own death to live out his dream of becoming one of New York's top stylist. Things are going well for The Zohan until his cover is blown by a Palestinian cab driver and now must fight to keep his new life in New York.

Starring: Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, John Turturro, Kevin Nealon

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:50 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Towelie The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named .

Cons.Advice: Drug References, Some Violence

00:20 HELLCATS Repeat WS PG

Before I Was Caught Marti gets her first legal case after convincing Julian to let her represent a Lancer student, but the case becomes too personal for Marti; Vanessa and Red make a startling discovery about Red's ex-wife.

Starring: Aly Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Hemmens, Robbie Jones, Matt Barr

01:10 HELLCATS Repeat WS PG

Warped Sister

Marti bonds more with Deidre while she enlists Julian's help in finding out more about her family history; Savannah and Nasty Kathy disagree while planning Charlotte's baby shower; and Savannah reaches out to her parents over a problem at school.

Starring: Aly Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Hemmens, Robbie Jones, Matt Barr

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

A Spy In The House Of Me Jack is upset when Maya's old high school boyfriend suddenly reappears. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade. 04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Wedding Show

As the Bundys prepare to attend their cousin Jimmy's wedding, everything begins to go wrong. Al can't find his suit, Peg can't get her make-up right, Kelly and the bridesmaids think they have on the wrong dresses and Bud gets caught with the bride.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Rooms For Rent Fred and Barney's peaceful homes are jeopardized when Betty and Wilma rent rooms to two bongo-playing college students. Tue Aug 30, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

The Keys To The Kingdom Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

The World According To Betti

In Techno World Francis Zapmeister meets a mysterious woman who looks like Veronica.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

The Third Mouse/The Visit Pinky arrives in Vienna circa 1946 to search for his friend, The Brain. Several people tell him that The Brain was killed in a chemical explosion.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

La La Law

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Midnight Madness

The Tennysons stop by a Super Mall. Ben participates in a hypnotists show.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

The Clockwork Smurfette

Clockwork gets a female companion created by Handy but she falls in love with her creator.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred Flintstones: Before & After

Fred appears on TV in a weight-reduction commercial.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Where'd You Go-Go Jeannie goes out with Roger to make Tony jealous. Roger falls for Jeannie thinking that she is a normal woman. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Salem Here We Come

During Hepzibah's observation of Samantha's marriage to Darrin she meets one of Darrin's clients whom Samantha makes fall in love with her. Afterwards the Stevens decide to leave for Salem together. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Al takes a fishing trip, intent on being alone, only to have Peg and Marcy show up and spoil his vacation.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Laundress

Lucy crashes her car the same day as she had bragged to Craig about having a perfect driving record. As a means to payoff the other victim in the accident, Lucy takes a job in his laundromat, which proves to cause more damage than help.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG

A flash mob and a comedy roast that scalds the Bachelorette are among the highlights as Ashley cuts the field from 15 to 12. The mob appears at an open-air L.A. mall, where Ashley and her date are dancing. And the roast is at L.A.'s Comedy Store, where one guy acts childishly and another cruelly. In fact, Ashley is so distraught that she cancels the cocktail party.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Route 7/11 Bo and Luke take a job driving an eighteen-wheeler only to discover that they're hauling a mobile casino. Jesse tries his gaming talents when an old family friend falls prey to the scheme.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Lies & Dolls Maya's efforts to woo a handsome presidential candidate are disrupted when he falls for Nina instead. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Spaced Probed/Battle For The Planet

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

A Change Of Face

While visiting Salem, the Tennysons encounter Charmcaster

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Helpful Mother Lucy hires Kim as her new assistant at work, which works out well since she is playing the role of a nutty secretary in a play at school.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Russian Roulette When Tony and Roger are entertaining two Russian cosmonauts, Roger inadvertently gives the female Russian Jeannie's bottle with Jeannie in it. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Salem Saga On their first day in Salem, Samantha is in trouble as an antique bed-warmer starts to follow her around. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Friar's Club

Following the unexpected postponement of their wedding, George badgers Susan for permission to set up Jerry with her maid of honour, Hallie. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

That Voodoo That I Do

Charlie dupes Jake into joining a ballet class just so he can flirt with the teacher.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - Captioned Repeat WS PG DAILY EDITION From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe. 19:30 THE VOICE WS PG

The Battle

20:30 THE VOICE WS PG

The Battle In the fourth and final battle round, the coaches match their two last team members to compete. Based on their individual performances in a duet, the judges pick the team member that will go on to the live battle rounds.

21:30 THE BACHELORETTE WS PG

Ashley and 12 guys visit Phuket, Thailand, where she and 10 of them visit an orphanage for children who lost their families in the 2004 tsunami. There are also kayaking and shopping expeditions before Ashley reduces the field to 11. Next stop: Chiang Mai, Thailand.

23:00 NIKITA WS AV

Into the Dark

In London, Owen discovers one of Percy's black boxes and turns on Nikita when the two disagree on what to do with the contents. Meanwhile, Percy sends Michael to London to kill Nikita, and Amanda makes Alex take a lie-detector test to learn the truth about the escape tunnels. Starring: Maggie Q, Lyndsy Fonseca, Aaron Stanford, Shane West, Tiffany Hines, Melinda Clarke, Xander Berkeley

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Drug Use

00:00 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:30 TAKE 40 LIVE PRESENTS... Repeat WS PG

GAGA LIVE at Sydney Monster Hall The excitement is building to fever pitch as thousands of Lady Gaga fans prepare to descend on Sydney Monster Hall for the music event of the year, GAGA LIVE, hosted by Kyle and Jackie O.

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Terrorist Training (Part 2) The officers must deal with all of the Halloween mayhem and debauchery, some of which they actually cause themselves.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Lies & Dolls Maya's efforts to woo a handsome presidential candidate are disrupted when he falls for Nina instead. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Al takes a fishing trip, intent on being alone, only to have Peg and Marcy show up and spoil his vacation.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred Flintstones: Before & After

Fred appears on TV in a weight-reduction commercial. Wed Aug 31, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Planes, Trains & Coaches Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

The Curse Of The Incredibly Bad News Veronica reveals that Betti is her twin sister, and that the Welkin and Krellicks are part of Betti's army, sent to destroy the remaining Guardians.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

It's Only A Paper World

"If you build it, they will come" could be the motto for The Brain's latest scheme for world domination.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Spaced Probed/Battle For The Planet

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

A Change Of Face

While visiting Salem, the Tennysons encounter Charmcaster

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

The Magic Sack Of Mr. Nicholas

Mr. Nicholas' sack of toys is in jeopardy of being stolen by Chlorhydris and Scruple.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Hit Song Writers

Fred and Barney encounter unexpected problems when they plan to get rich as songwriters.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Russian Roulette When Tony and Roger are entertaining two Russian cosmonauts, Roger inadvertently gives the female Russian Jeannie's bottle with Jeannie in it. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Salem Saga On their first day in Salem, Samantha is in trouble as an antique bed-warmer starts to follow her around. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Heels On Wheels Kelly buys a motorcycle to put some fun back into her life, but disaster strikes when Al decides to take the bike out for a spin.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Helpful Mother Lucy hires Kim as her new assistant at work, which works out well since she is playing the role of a nutty secretary in a play at school.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Tree Falls In Manhattan (Part 2)

The mayor has a tree cut down to impress his new girlfriend. Unfortunately, it was a tree planted by George Washington in 1796. Meanwhile, Charlie has a one-night stand, who turns out to be a rival mayoral candidate's campaign manager. Starring: Michael J Fox, Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Wigmaster While shopping for a new crested blazer, Jerry gets out of buying one he doesn't like by claiming he wants to bring a friend to see it. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Calzone

As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Larry David.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Money To Burn It's time for to exchange a million old dollars for a million in crisp new currency, but the Dukes uncover his scheme to keep an extra million for himself.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Nina Sees Red Part 1

Following his divorce, Finch's dad starts dating Nina. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Chalkboard Bungle

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Merry Christmas

While driving through the desert, the Tennysons find Santa's village.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy Protects Her Job Lucy mistakes Harry's idea of hiring an assistant for her because she looks tired, as a hint that he is going to replace her at work. She chooses the most clumsy secretary she can find to prove how superior she really is.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

What House Across The Street Jeannie invites Roger Healey to visit her home that she blinks one onto a nearby vacant lot and creates parents based upon characters she sees on TV. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Hot Bedwarmer An antique bed warmer turns out to be a rejected suitor of Serena's who must return to 17th century Salem to undo her hex. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Wigmaster While shopping for a new crested blazer, Jerry gets out of buying one he doesn't like by claiming he wants to bring a friend to see it. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Madame And Her Special Friend Guest star Cloris Leachman plays Charlie's wealthy neighbour who wants Alan to be her toy boy. Meanwhile, Jake wants to send money to a televangelist.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition There's a new queen bee in the building! Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy female neighbour moves in to the building and threatens to become the 'new Penny'.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Hofstadter Isotope While a fellow comic book loving pal of the guys romances Penny, Leonard and Wolowitz venture out into the world of 'Ladies' Night'.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 PRIMEVAL WS M

Traitor Revealed Cutter sets a trap to catch a traitor on the team after the anomaly detector is sabotaged; Helen needs Stephen's help; Rex goes missing.

21:30 DISTRICT 9 2009 AV

District 9

More than 20 years ago, aliens made first contact with Earth. Humans waited for the hostile attack, or the giant advances... in technology. Neither came. Instead, the aliens were refugees, the last survivors of their home world. As the humans begin to grow wary of the unwelcome intruders, a private company is assigned the task of finding a way to make the alien weapons work for humans.

Starring: Paul Copley, Jason Cope, Nathalie Boltt

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Very Coarse Language

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

How To Eat With Your Butt Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

00:30 SPARTACUS: GODS OF THE ARENA Repeat AV

Beneath The Mask

The father-son power struggle for control of the House of Batiatus intensifies, forcing many of the staff and gladiators to choose sides; a reluctant Lucretia gives the go-ahead to her husband's chancy scheme; and Gannicus has concerns about where he fits in.

Starring: Jaime Murray, Dustin Clare, Lucy Lawless, John Hannah, Peter Mensah

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Sex Scenes

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Halloween

Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Nina Sees Red Part 1

Following his divorce, Finch's dad starts dating Nina. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Heels On Wheels Kelly buys a motorcycle to put some fun back into her life, but disaster strikes when Al decides to take the bike out for a spin.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Hit Song Writers

Fred and Barney encounter unexpected problems when they plan to get rich as songwriters. Thu Sep 1, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

The Great Stink Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

Decoy To distract Betti from her search for the newly-found Guardian, Veronica sets herself up as a decoy in Techno World.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Collect 'Em All/Pinkasso Johannes Gutenberg has just invented his claim to fame the printing press. However, Brain has a different use for it in mind.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Chalkboard Bungle

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Merry Christmas

While driving through the desert, the Tennysons find Santa's village.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Gargamel's Sweetheart

Gargamel gets seduced by Evelyn the evil witch to capture the Smurfs.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Droop Along Flintstone

On a visit to a ranch, "Indians," who are actors in a movie that is filming nearby, chase Fred and Barney.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

What House Across The Street Jeannie invites Roger Healey to visit her home that she blinks one onto a nearby vacant lot and creates parents based upon characters she sees on TV. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha's Hot Bedwarmer An antique bed warmer turns out to be a rejected suitor of Serena's who must return to 17th century Salem to undo her hex. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Mr. Empty Pants

Peggy is inspired to dub her cartoon creation of Al "Mr Empty Pants" and sends it into "Modern Gal Weekly", but after Al complains that people are laughing at him wherever he goes Peggy finally explains about her caricature and Al demands that it stop, until he is asked to be centerfold in Playgirl Magazine.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy Protects Her Job Lucy mistakes Harry's idea of hiring an assistant for her because she looks tired, as a hint that he is going to replace her at work. She chooses the most clumsy secretary she can find to prove how superior she really is.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Wife With Mikey The mayor prepares to announce his run for re-election and finds himself having to dress up as a woman for a charity gala.

Starring: Michael J Fox, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

Bottle Deposit

As George's job is jeopardised by his boss' failing memory, Kramer & Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, & Jerrys car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Double Sting A prisoner in the Hazzard jail has the symptoms of the plague, so Sheriff Coltrane, Deputy Enos, Boss Hogg and Bo Duke and Jesse Duke are quarantined while two men rob the Hazzard Bank and escape with Daisy.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Nina Sees Red Part 2 Finch tries coming to grips with his dad's engagement to Nina. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Roll Over Beethoven/The Cat & The Fiddle

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Benwolf

The Tennysons stop by a Native American Reservation to visit an old friend of Grandpa's.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Liberace

Craig is in need of a candelabra from Liberace as an initiation to get into a club. Liberace is more than happy to lend him the candelabra, but his family believes he had stolen the item and they take it on themselves to return it to him.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Too Many Tonys Jeannie creates a second Tony that adores her the way she wishes her master would. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Darrin On A Pedestal While sight-seeing with Serena in Massachusetts, she brings the Fisherman's Memorial to life and replaces the statue with Darrin. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Calzone

As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Larry David.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Something Salted And Twisted

Charlie helps Alan with his unhealthy need to always have to gain approval from women.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 ARE YOU FITTER THAN A PENSIONER WS PG

Sun City Arizona

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

20:30 BIG TROUBLE IN THAILAND WS M Tonight the Bangkok police suspects a British couple that have had their possessions stolen from their hotel room of insurance fraud. The police search their room and scrutinise them for hours.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References, Drug References

21:30 STEP BROTHERS 2008 Repeat WS MA

Step Brothers

Brennan Huff and Dale Doback might be grown men, but that doesn't stop them from living at home and turning into jealous, competitive step-brothers when their single parents get marred. Brennan's constant competition with Dale strains his mum's marriage to Dale's dad, leaving everyone to wonder whether they'll ever see eye to eye.

Starring: Will Ferrell, John C Reilly, Mary Steenburgen, Richard Jenkins

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Nudity, Sexual References

23:40 UP LATE WS M

Filmed live in front of an audience in the very cool and underground Mink Bar of the Prince of Wales Hotel, St Kilda, Uplate! is an exclusive backstage pass to what were watching, wearing and listening to, where were going and who were going with. Hosted by Shura Taft, James Kerley and Natalie Garonzi.

00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

The Entity Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

00:40 V Captioned Repeat WS M

Uneasy Lies The Head Erica leads a risky attack against Anna; Ryan tries to rescue his daughter; Anna encounters an obstacle to her plans.

Starring: Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Dangle Gets Promoted

Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Nina Sees Red Part 2 Finch tries coming to grips with his dad's engagement to Nina. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Mr. Empty Pants

Peggy is inspired to dub her cartoon creation of Al "Mr Empty Pants" and sends it into "Modern Gal Weekly", but after Al complains that people are laughing at him wherever he goes Peggy finally explains about her caricature and Al demands that it stop, until he is asked to be centerfold in Playgirl Magazine.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Droop Along Flintstone

On a visit to a ranch, "Indians," who are actors in a movie that is filming nearby, chase Fred and Barney. Fri Sep 2, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

The Mother Of All Inventions Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

Too Many Chiefs

Jeremy convinces Ben that Veronica must still be alive. Ben sets off to find her but is lured into a trap.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Plan Brain From Outer Space

The evil alien, Zalgar, the Brain Eater, desires The Brain's cranium for dinner.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Roll Over Beethoven/The Cat & The Fiddle

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Benwolf

The Tennysons stop by a Native American Reservation to visit an old friend of Grandpa's.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Dancing Bear/Smurfing The Unicorns Wild Smurf and Brainy must find a dancing bear that ran away from the circus while the Smurflings are taken as the new attraction.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Missing Bus

After leaving his job at the quarry, Fred becomes the nervous driver of a school bus.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Too Many Tonys Jeannie creates a second Tony that adores her the way she wishes her master would. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Darrin On A Pedestal While sight-seeing with Serena in Massachusetts, she brings the Fisherman's Memorial to life and replaces the statue with Darrin. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

You Can't Miss Bud's television appearance on "You Can't Miss", a game show, where you can win a date with a beautiful girl, is successful to everyone's surprise when Candy chooses Bud for her date.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Liberace

Craig is in need of a candelabra from Liberace as an initiation to get into a club. Liberace is more than happy to lend him the candelabra, but his family believes he had stolen the item and they take it on themselves to return it to him.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Apartment As the public grows increasingly wary of the mayor's new relationship and it begins to affect his chances of winning re-election, he is forced to find a new place to meet his love.

Starring: Farrah Fawcett, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

I Always Had A Little Crush

The girls follow the boys to Hawaii where Audrina causes some relationship problems.

13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Playmates Bring The Drama

Heidi argues with Stacie, while Brody has problems with his girlfriend.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Days Of Shine And Roses When Boss Hogg and Jesse Duke challenge each other to see who is the greatest moonshine runner of all time, they relive the days when they were rival moonshine runners, younger, thinner and Boss had more hair.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Hostess To Murder Maya's plan for a murder mystery theme party backfires when a grouchy neighbour dies on her doorstep. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Pavlov's Mice/Chicken Boo-Ryshnikov/Nothing But The Tooth

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Game Over

It's a rainy day, Ben challenges Gwen to a game of Sumo Samurai Slamdown.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Lawrence Welk Lucy's friend Viv takes up her offer of getting her a date with Lawrence Welk if she ever came to town for a visit. Problem is, Lucy doesn't even know Mr. Welk, and schemes with Mary Jane to replace him with a wax figure.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Get Me To Mecca On Time On the day of Ramdah masters must journey to Mecca to recite the ancient words or their genie will lose her powers and disappear. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Paul Revere Rides Again Through another goof by Esmerelda in trying to return a Paul Revere teapot, she zaps up the real Paul Revere and his horse. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SCOOBY-DOO AND THE WITCH'S GHOST 1999 Repeat WS G

Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost

Scooby, Shaggy, Fred and the gang meet a horror writer who invites them to a small town for some peace and quiet. However, the gang soon get caught in the middle of a witch-hoax, and a real ghost is making small town life awkward.

Starring: Scott Innes, Mary Kay Bergman HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD 19:30 PRINCE 2009 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year--to face a growing danger that may be more than a match for his strengthening powers as a wizard . . .While Death Eaters emboldened by the return of Lord Voldemort wreak havoc in both the Muggle and Wizarding worlds, Harry suspects new dangers lie within Hogwarts. Dumbledore, racing to prepare Harry for a final battle that he knows is fast approaching, brings him on a perilous mission to find the key to unlock Voldemort's defenses. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson.

Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Jim Broadbent, Helena Bonham-Carter, Robbie Coltrane, Maggie Smith

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Supernatural Themes

HARRY POTTER - 50 GREATEST 22:45 MOMENTS OF HARRY POTTER Captioned Repeat WS PG

Harry Potter - 50 Greatest Moments of Harry Potter

To celebrate the release of the final installment in the Harry Potter film saga, this special programme counts down the 50 greatest Harry Potter moments. Robbie Coltrane - aka Hagrid - narrates the countdown and looks back at the events which have defined the story of Harry and his friends.

Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

00:00 FRINGE Repeat WS M

The Firefly An Observer reaches out to the Fringe team to reverse a critical error. Meanwhile, Walter meets Roscoe Joyce, the keyboardist for his favorite band in the 1970s, and discovers some uncanny parallels in their lives.

Starring: Christopher Lloyd, Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:00 FRINGE Repeat WS AV

Reciporcity The doomsday device is assembled at Massive Dynamic, but a worried Walter asks Nina for help in understanding Peter's relationship to the weapon.

Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

02:00 UP LATE Repeat WS M

Filmed live in front of an audience in the very cool and underground Mink Bar of the Prince of Wales Hotel, St Kilda, Uplate! is an exclusive backstage pass to what were watching, wearing and listening to, where were going and who were going with. Hosted by Shura Taft, James Kerley and Natalie Garonzi.

02:30 CRIBS U.K. Repeat WS G

Batista/ Tamara Mellon (Jimmy Choo President) Cribs take you on exclusive tours through the domestic sanctuaries that some of today's most favorite stars call home.

03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Terrorist Training (Part 1) Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Terrorist Training (Part 2) The officers must deal with all of the Halloween mayhem and debauchery, some of which they actually cause themselves.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Halloween

Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Dangle Gets Promoted

Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

I Always Had A Little Crush

The girls follow the boys to Hawaii where Audrina causes some relationship problems.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI G

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Sep 3, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Alias Mr. Hackenbacker Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Missing Bus

After leaving his job at the quarry, Fred becomes the nervous driver of a school bus.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Dancing Bear/Smurfing The Unicorns Wild Smurf and Brainy must find a dancing bear that ran away from the circus while the Smurflings are taken as the new attraction.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Hallobeanies/ Meat Man

Lumpus' favorite holiday is ruined when the Jelly Beans can't stop trick or treating.

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

The Demon Within

After Lance got bitten by a Mutraddi beast, he transforms into a monster at night.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Menace Of The Conqueror Caveman!

31st Century Booster Gold travels back 100 centuries to join Batman and becomes a celebrity hero.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG

Mixed Signals

Rex is kidnapped from Providence by a man who claims to be his older brother.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Ben 10 Returns: Part 1 When an alien invasion of the DNAliens strike Earth and Grandpa Max goes missing, Ben decides that it's hero time once again.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Too Many Tonys Jeannie creates a second Tony that adores her the way she wishes her master would. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

11:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Get Me To Mecca On Time On the day of Ramdah masters must journey to Mecca to recite the ancient words or their genie will lose her powers and disappear. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Darrin On A Pedestal While sight-seeing with Serena in Massachusetts, she brings the Fisherman's Memorial to life and replaces the statue with Darrin. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent. 12:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Paul Revere Rides Again Through another goof by Esmerelda in trying to return a Paul Revere teapot, she zaps up the real Paul Revere and his horse. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Mr. Empty Pants

Peggy is inspired to dub her cartoon creation of Al "Mr Empty Pants" and sends it into "Modern Gal Weekly", but after Al complains that people are laughing at him wherever he goes Peggy finally explains about her caricature and Al demands that it stop, until he is asked to be centerfold in Playgirl Magazine.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

You Can't Miss Bud's television appearance on "You Can't Miss", a game show, where you can win a date with a beautiful girl, is successful to everyone's surprise when Candy chooses Bud for her date.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Liberace

Craig is in need of a candelabra from Liberace as an initiation to get into a club. Liberace is more than happy to lend him the candelabra, but his family believes he had stolen the item and they take it on themselves to return it to him.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Lawrence Welk Lucy's friend Viv takes up her offer of getting her a date with Lawrence Welk if she ever came to town for a visit. Problem is, Lucy doesn't even know Mr. Welk, and schemes with Mary Jane to replace him with a wax figure.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

15:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Spring Festival Everyone in Hooterville, except Oliver, is overcome with spring fever; even Sam Drucker is wearing his spring toupee. Deciding to revive the Hooterville spring festival, Lisa visits the neighbours to drum up support.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

15:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Arrival (Part 1)

Mike shows up at Caitlin's to announce that he's met someone. Meanwhile, the mayor is dating a judge who's not yet divorced. Charlie suggests that the mayor break it off, but after getting some advice from Mike, he decides to let the mayor do what makes him happy. Starring: Michael J Fox, Farrah Fawcett, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

16:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Tree Falls In Manhattan (Part 2)

The mayor has a tree cut down to impress his new girlfriend. Unfortunately, it was a tree planted by George Washington in 1796. Meanwhile, Charlie has a one-night stand, who turns out to be a rival mayoral candidate's campaign manager. Starring: Michael J Fox, Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

16:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

Days Of Shine And Roses When Boss Hogg and Jesse Duke challenge each other to see who is the greatest moonshine runner of all time, they relive the days when they were rival moonshine runners, younger, thinner and Boss had more hair.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

Anderson Cant Dance 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize. 18:30 TOP GEAR Repeat WS PG

Is a car faster than a boat? Top Gear decides to find out, via an epic race from London to Oslo with Jeremy in the Mercedes McLaren SLR and Richard and James on a boat. And The Stig takes the DBR9, Aston Martins racing car, around the test track.

19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Gumby With A Pokey

Charlie is haunted by ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are taking a road trip.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Drug References, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

This Is Not Gonna End Well Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspention.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:30 THE NEGOTIATOR 1998 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Negotiator In a desperate attempt to prove his innocence, a skilled police negotiator accused of corruption and murder takes hostages in a government office to gain the time he needs to find the truth.

Starring: Samuel.L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey, J T Walsh, Ron Rifkin, David Morse

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language, Adult Themes

23:10 FINAL DESTINATION 3 2006 Repeat WS AV

Final Destination 3

Set six years after the original film, this chilling third instalment follows the efforts of Wendy Christensen to prevent her premonition from coming true after she foresees herself and her friends in a deadly roller-coaster mishap. But when Wendy's vision becomes terrifying reality, the survivors must face the consequences of cheating death.

Starring: Ryan Merriman, Kris Lemche, Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Horror, Frequent Coarse Language

01:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Kenny Dies The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

01:30 UP LATE Repeat WS M

Filmed live in front of an audience in the very cool and underground Mink Bar of the Prince of Wales Hotel, St Kilda, Uplate! is an exclusive backstage pass to what were watching, wearing and listening to, where were going and who were going with. Hosted by Shura Taft, James Kerley and Natalie Garonzi.

02:00 Repeat WS M

Founder's Day

A Founder's Day celebration that ends in destruction and death due to a plan set in motion by Johnathan Gilbert. Meanwhile, Elena tries to repair her relationship with Jeremy; Caroline attempts to mend Matt and Tyler's friendship. Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

03:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

The Return

The second season begins with Elena discovering her uncle John's bloody body and learning Jeremy's fate, and Damon realizing that Katherine has returned. Meanwhile, Caroline is taken to the hospital following a car accident, and Tyler's mysterious uncle Mason arrives in town.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes 04:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Brave New World Caroline leaves the hospital and attends the Mystic Falls Carnival, where Matt attempts to tell her how he feels about her. Meanwhile, Damon tries to learn Mason's secret, and Bonnie gets angry with Damon.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Playmates Bring The Drama

Heidi argues with Stacie, while Brody has problems with his girlfriend.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI G

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.