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86th year, issue 26 week of APRIL 4,. 2001 www.xu.edu/newswire/ Xavier handicapped METAMORPHOSIS .accessibility· lacking

Automatic doors~ wheelchair ramps not always available for disabled students

BY MELISSA CURRENCE To ·enter Schott Hall; those ~They choose not to self-identity Campus News Editor with wheelchairs have to· enter . themselves as disabled." Although Xavier has made a through the loading dock en- · ·.· The separation• of.: entrances commitment not .to discriminate trance or through the second floor ·for disabled stud~ntsds, not the against handicapped persons, by Schott Dining Hall.· ideal environment.,,, according to . many find the accessibility of the "No cine can see me back here,"· Huffner, . campus is a challenge because of said Huffner of the· 1oading dock "Just let me go into the front the lack of automatic doors, entrance. There is a ramp with no entrance," said Huffner. "Stu­ wheelchair ramps and handi- automatic door. "My arm even- capped parking. . tually gives out,'' said Huffner of · "Access is not just in getting opening the loading dock's door, . . . . into the building," said junior . and she has to use her feet. "If Kelly Huffner who is physically there was an automatic door, it "~ are trying the disabled, "but the student should would make the building handi­ best we can with the be able to get in the same way an cap accessible,'' said Huffner. able-bodied student can." With the second entrance by circumstances we Huffner cites the doors around the Schott Dining Hall, Huffner . " campus as the largest challenge. has to go up the grassy hill be­ have. "All the doors are too heavy," she cause of the two small steps in the NEWSWIRE PHOTOS BY JACKSON GOODNIGHT said. Huffner must get through walkway. "If the hill was wet, I - Sarah Kelley, Learning One of the many faces of Mr. Muskie winner, freshman many doors by using her feet and couldn't use it," said Huffner. John Hauser, whose talent involved reciting original poetry Assistance Center director body to prop the doors open. Huffner also has experienced while transforming himself into a butterfly. "Those whose arms are more difficulty with the Cintas Center. affected than mine would find "Sometimes [t~e JronLentrance] [accessibility] impossible,'' said . is locked when there are events dents want to be with students Huffner. in the Schiff Family Conference ·whether they're in a chair or XU smde:rit, friend ·.She ·also credited the Xavier Center, so I have to go all the way walking.''. community as a.factor for her ac­ around [the radio station to Pa­ "We will move the whole class cessibility. "The reasons I was cific Avenue]. If there was a ramp if a student signs up for a· class able to get around is that I am able up the side of the stairs, it would [in a building that is inacces­ help cancer patients make it so much easier." . sible]," said Kelley. Huffner said she was once "I appreciate [moving' classes BY MELISSACURRENCE "Patients are sad and counsel­ 1ust let me go into trapped inside the basement of for accessibility]. But it's. only a Campus ·News Editor ing can help them gain a more Alter Hall after a late-night event temporary solution. There may Two college students - Derek positive outlook on the disease," the front entrance. there. ~·campus Police had come come a time that it won't be only Hunter, a junior from Xavier and said Hunter. "We really wanted and locked the door to CBA," said a few students [who are dis­ Daniel Robert, a junior from the to do something to leave a legacy Students want to be Huffner. "I was literally going in abled]." University of South Carolina, for our family." with other students circles." Her :friend had to leave Buenger and Husman resi­ have established Tickets for the to get Campus Police to get her dence halls have handicapped a cancer founda­ event are $8 for whether they're in a out. suites with bigger showers, sinks tion to help can­ "~really students and $18 There are areas on the residen­ without cabinets underneath and cer patients regular admis­ chair or walking. " tial mall where the cobblestone bars in the toilet area, according through counsel­ wanted to do sion. Spaces walkways have begun to shift. to Lori Lambert, associate direc­ ing services and 1 must be reserved "As someone who doesn't have a tor of Residence Life. the arts. somet.h ing to teave by Friday. - Junior Kelly Huffner strong balance, I notice it imme­ "There are only a handful of The founda­ I · fi "We had such diately where an able-bodie·d per­ students living on campus that tion will be hold­ a tegacy or our .a hard time of son wouldn't," said Huffner. have special needs,'' said Lam­ ing its inaugural family. " gaining interest," to leave the chair behind,'' said There are approximately 25 bert. dinner and silent said Hunter. Huffner, ''and I have really awe­ students who are physically dis­ The Village· has two handi­ auction this Sat­ - Junior Derek The organiza­ some friends who help me." abled on campus and five of those capped equipped apartments, but urday, April 7 at Hunter tion is in the pro­ Alter Hall, the university's students live in Xavier housing. Huffner, a Village resident, said the All-Saints ------cess of being rec­ largest classroom building, does The Learning Assistance Center they are not up to par. Catholic Church ognized as a na­ not have handicapped bathrooms helps. disabled students by con­ "There is a tub with railings in K~nwood. tional cancer ·foundation. or entrances. Those in wheel~ tacting professors about students' arounclit," said Huffner. "I have Hunter, a music education ma­ "We hope to establish a na­ chairs have to enter through the special needs and offers note tak­ never had a tub in my life." jor and Daniel Robert, a psychol­ tional foundation by the time he basement of the Willia·ms.College ing and scribing. The Commons will have more ogy and sociology double .major, or I graduate,'' said Hunter. "We of Business. "Not everybody· chooses to accessible living arrangements. have. established the Robert­ want to be able to find a corpora­ "The [Alter bathroom] stalls · present themselves to our of­ "I do not feel any physically­ Knotts Foundation because of tion to underwrite our administra­ are not big enough for the chair fices," said Sarah Kelley, director disabled service provider is ever how cancer has affected each of tive cost and we want to do this to fit inside," said Huffner, "and of the Learning Assistance Cen­ satisfied with the services they their families. Hunter's grand­ full time." the toilets are low even for an ter, the office that works with mother and Robert's brother both able-bodied person." physically disabled students. See Access, page 3 died of cancer when they were in See Foundation, page 2 high school.

©2001 The Xavier Newswire All rights reserved NEWS: OP-ED: SPORTS: DIVERSIONS: .N!M!9'.~mi:t11;1;,1;.%ji~1;;~§:mli1z4..~f~lrn@: Interlink brings ESL and Ducks supersede humans Lloyd Price leaves Xmen Emotions run high Advertising (513) 745~3561 .... U.S, students together at the Humana Festival ~!!9;1)Jij9ii~·l,'Iwt:);;;,~:'c$;1:~)·1 \z4.$:;~1~ti Editor-in-Chief (513) 745-3607 PAGE 2 PAGE 8 PAGE 13 PAGE 14 /' •'f. ~ 2 week ofAPRIL 4; 2001 CAMPUS 'NEWS THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE

I ~RI.EF S. , Foundation: >Melissa Currence, Editor DATES AND SABER'S >News Room: 745-3122 >[email protected] C~unseling, Scholarships available· art for Three scholarships a,re avail­ able in the Office of Financial cancer_ Aid: . The Kroger Garnes-Wards In­ ternship/Scholarship: $3,500 patients plus paid internship during the continued from page 1 summer of 200i. All applicants The Robert~Knotts Foundation must be part of a minority group, is looking to work directly with currently a sophomore, enrolled hospitals. in the bachelor of arts, bachelor "Our ultimate goal is to build a of liberal arts, bachelor of science complex with a theater and studios _ in business administration or where patients can be brought in," honor bachelor of arts degree pro­ said Hunter. "The arts impact on gram, and have a cumulative GPA their moods. We would sing for our of at least 2.5. Applications are loved ones and there was a total due April 10. change in their vital signs arid de­ The· Community Foundation meanor." of Greater Lorain County:_ The foundation wants to be able amount varies. Applicants must to create personalized programs in­ be a resident of either_Lorain or volving counseling services and Efie county, must complete the NEWSWIRE PHOTO BY DEVIN MATHIS the arts for patients. FAFSA and have a minimum cu­ Junior Kael Landry (left) and guests are enjoying the annual Military Ball _held .. last "Combining the fine art_s and the mulative GPA of 2.0. Applica~ Friday in the Cintas Center Banquet Room. · - · - science of psychology can-_ have a tions are due April 20. profound effect on how the patient The Polonia Foundation: and those close to him or her view $500-$1,500. Applicants must the disease,'1 said Hunter. Interlink connects students Hunter and his friends solicited have Polish ancestry and must be local businesses to donate products · a resident of Ohio. Applications BY MELISSA MOSKO got a little more insight into what cessful, the American students get for the silent auction. The items are dueJune 15. Asst. Campus News Editor American life and American culture as much if not more out of the pro­ up for bid include artwork from art~ Applications· are available for is really like," said McDiarmid. gram as intematioqal students:· re- Spring Charity ist Margaret Mailly, wine, gift cer­ Interlink, a mentoring program for Interlink mentors help with the marked McDiarmid. tificates, photo shciots and a family Concert incoming international students. international student orientation, Applications are available in pass for the Cincinnati Art Museum. The XU St. Vincent de Paul So­ "We wanted to come up with a held at the beginning of each se- the Romero Center and in the mod­ "We sent over 1,000 letters to ciety and Student Activities program that helped American stu­ mester. Mentors are also part of the ern languages department on the businesses and to individuals ask­ Council (SAC) are sponsoring the dents interact wii:h international stu­ "extended orientation" program, firstfloorofSchottHall. Thedead­ ing for donations and to invite them Spring Charity Concert to ben­ dents on campus," said Margaret allowing in-depth discussion of im- line for applications is April 20. to the event," said Hunter. efit the ministries of the St. McDiarmid, a program coordinator. portant topics relating to American - _There is an online application Space can be reserved by send­ Vincent de Paul Society~ There. McDiarmid noted that if interna- _-. culture and_ adjustment. available at www.xu.edu/ irig ·a: check or money order made will be free performances by The tional students are enrolled in the "We stress that mentors are not i n e r n a t i ~ a I ~ t u d e n t s I t o payable to Derek Hunter to The Ryan Addock Band, Patient English as a Second Language (ESL) supposed to be tutors, but facilita- interlinkapp.html. Robert-Knotts Foundation, 1401 ZERO and Half Life. Papa John's program and living off-campus, they tors, to help international students Please call McDiarmid at 745- Dana Avenue, #40 B, Cincinnati, pizza and drinks will be provided - don't get many opportunities to in­ understand what different services 3406 or Kathy Hammett at 745- Ohio 45207. Call Hunter \Vith ques­ to stude~ts who bring a canned teract with American students. and aid are offered on campus:' said 2864 with any qµestions. tions at 985-:S979; good, clothing item or $2 dona­ "Students feel that if they really McDiarmic!./ : _ tion. Please call David at 985- know an American stl~dent, they've ''The program has been very sue- - 8477 with any questions. -- Jimmy Fallon Police.Notes Saturday, March 31, 1 :16 a.m. Sunday, April 1, 3 a.m. - A Monday,April 2,4:54 p.m. - comingtoX ~ - Xavier Police and Norwood po­ non-student was cited for under­ Campus Police and Norwood Po­ The Student Activities Coun­ Thursday, March 29, 9:35 a.m. lice officers investigated- a neigh­ age possession of alcohol when he lice investigated an auto accident cil (SAC) is sponsoring a comedy ~·officers-received a repcirt from a borhood disturbance report on the was observed walking into in parking lot A. A Xavier con­ show byJimmy Fallon of "Satur­ commuter student that she had been 1880 block of Williams Avenue. Brockman Hall carrying several tracted employee lost control of day Night Live." The comedy followed by a male subject in a ve­ The party, with approximately 100 bottles of beer. - his rriotor vehicle and crashed show will take place Thursday, hicle from the I-71 Loveland exit. people in attendance, -was broken into a fence. The· vehicle was April 26. Tickets are $3 each and The student was·referred to the Cin­ up. towed and the owner was cited. will go on sale April 23 in the cinnati Police. Sunday, April 1, 10 a.m. - Nieporte Loµnge and in the Campus Police investigated a Cintas Center Dining Room. Thursday, March 29, 6:28 p.m. Saturday, March 31, 3 a.m. - damage complaint from a previ­ Tuesday, April 3, 12:SO a.m. Please call SAC at 745-3534 with - Officers investigated a dispute Officers on patrol discovered beer ous party at a Xavier owned rental - A non-student was cited for any questions. in the Hinkle Hall Math Lab involv­ cans being thrown out ofa fourth on the 1700 block of Cleneay Av­ wreckless operation and· under­ Alliance meeting ing several students. The matter was floor window of Husman Hall. Sev­ enue and discovered two beer kegs age consumption ofalcohol when resolved and referred to the Dean of eral students took responsibility in the residence. The matter was observed driving wrecklessly The first meeting of the Xavier Students. and cleaned up the cans outside. referred to Residence Life. through the North lot. Alliance is Thursday, April 5 at 7 The matter was referred -to Resi­ p.m. in the Dorothy Day House. Friday, March 30, 2:19 a.m. - dence Life. Pizza and drinks will be pro­ A non-student was ~ited for disor­ Sunday, April 1, 4:30 p.m. - vided. Contact Chris Seelbach derly conduct while intoxicated Officers received a complaint of with any questions. when he became verbally and physi­ Saturday, March 31, 3:05 p.m. three non-student juveniles on the Labor Relations cally abusive towards an officer who - Campus Police received a theft walkway between Cleneay Avenue The Xavier University Ethics was on stationary patrol near the report from a contracted employee and parking lot A harassing pa­ /,;~i;;~ Religion and Society Committee Commons construction site. working for the Sarah Brightman trons attending an event in the and the Xavier Labor Relations concert in the Cintas Center. His Cintas Center. The juveniles were .{ Committee are presenting a forum Friday, March 30, 3:50 p.m. - CD player was stolen frnm the issued trespassing warnings and on legal and practical consider­ A student residing at 3728 fourth floor rehearsal room. escorted off campus. ~r~:ft}~ 1 i% ations involved in union organiz­ Ledgewood Ave. reported a hit and ing campaigns. The discussion skip auto accident .occuring some­ will be led by Dr. Michael Marmo, time between March 28 and 30. Sunday, April 1, 12:57 a.m. - Sunday, April 1, 7 :42 p.m. - a Xavier professor and neutral la­ Campus police and Cincinnati Po­ A non-student was Cited for bor dispute mediator. The discus­ Saturday, March 31, noon - lice responded to -a neighborhood wreckless operation when he was ~11~?=~~;l~'•.,was.rtiled acddenta ;,caused sion will be held Monday, April Xavier Police and Cincinnati Police disturbance report in the 900 block observed attempting to avoid exit ·;6y:a6.61~¢fi;i¢~i¥~6ft'.'~ ': ;; .· · investigated a neighborhood distur­ of Marion Avenue. The party, with traffic by driving through the grass 9 at 7:30 p.m. in CBA 15. Please ,··. call Rev. Ben Urmston, S.J. at 745- bance report in the 900 block of approximately 50 people in atten­ near the retentfon drain in the rear 3320 with any questions._ Dana Avenue. The residents were dance, was broken up. of the Cohen lot.. issued'a verbal warning. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE CAM.PUS NEWS week of APRIL 4, 2001 3'

IT'S A JAMBOREE. ..

Access: Parking problem for disabled students continued from page 1 Correction provide," said Kelley. "We are try­ vious that I have a problem." From the article, "Students to ing the best we can with the circum­ The student had to petition the pose for Hoff scujpture," in last week's additon of The Newswire, stances we have." tickets, which w~re removed. . "Xavier can improve much of the "As long as they have a valid the artist's name is Tom buildings," said Huffner. "It is not permit and comply with campus Tsuchiya and his email is going to be fixed the way that I regulations, we honor their right [email protected]. would want ... but it's workable." to park in any handicapped park­ There is one shuttle with a wheel­ ing spot," said Couch. chair lift. "There have only been "I want people to try to put one or two requests from one stu­ themselves in the position of a dis­ dent in the past year," said Mike abled person," said Huffner. Couch, chief of Xavier's Safety and " A disabled person has to give Security. up some indep~ndence, but. they , '.'I h_aye beeniicketed five times shouldn't haye to give 'up all of for parking in handicapped park­ it," she said. ing," said a junior student who chose to remain anonymous. "It isn't ob- 4 week ofAPRIL 4, 2001 WORLD NEWS THE XAVIER.NEWSWIRE Around the world this week

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A f11e photo of ari .EP-3E Aries II, a plane which was involved in a midair collision with a Chinese F-8 fighter jet on Sunday. As of press time, the Chinese pilot was still missing in action and all 24 crew members of the EP-3E are being temporarily held in China while Chinese authorities investigate the crash.

Milosevic imprisoned for 30 days foil owing arrest FORMER YUGOSLAVIAN PRESIDENT PLEADS INNOCENT TO CORRUPTION CHARGES

BY TOM HUNDLEY the criminal cases against ter were equally defiant," said the Chicago Tribune Milosevic were less than airtight, diplomat. still others were loath to arrest him At one point Milosevic, 59, ap­ BELGRADE, Yugoslavia- under any circumstance. parently threatened to shoot his . Disgraced ex-President Slobodan When an army unit inside. the family and himself. . . Milosevic was interrogated for sev­ presidentia,I compound blocked. "If had a ;lot of potenti~I for bei eral hours Sunday by an investigat­ the first police attempt to carry out ing a r~aliy bloody, vioient con­ ing judge and remanded to the arrest, it was clear "that all the frontation," said the diplomat. "I . Belgrade's Central Prison for 30 players weren't singing from the think he had to reali'ze that the next days pending further investigation same sheet of music," the diplomat hour or two c~mld be the end of his of graft and corruption charges. said. life." "He has his own cell. He can wear his own underwear and shoes. He is not being subjected to any special psychological pressures," "[The sta~d~ojf} had the.potential.for said Serbian Justice Minister Vladan Batie. being a really bloody, violent confrontation. Behind the gates of the drab gray concrete prison, Milosevic's, I think [Milosevic} had to realize that the lawyer Toma Fila put it another way: "This is a Balkan jail, it's not [final hours ofthe stand-.offJ could be the the Hyatt Regency." end ofhis life. " Fila said Milosevic pleaded in­ nocent and had appealed his 30- -A senior Western diplomat day detenti'on. "He decided to de­ fend himself. He will speak up and tell the truth," Fila said. The past few days have been a After a crisis meeting, President THE RESOLUTION roller coaster ride for Yugoslavia Vojislav Kostunica, one of those and a far fall for Milosevic, who - most reluctant to arrest Milosevic, The breakthrough in the talks even in his final hours in the presi­ appeared on television ·and de­ came at 3:45 a.m. Sunday, Belgrade dential palace - seemed to think clared that no one was "untouch­ time, when.Milosevic seemed to be he 'could escape the consequences able." He was flanked by represen­ persuaded that this arrest was not a of his decade of misrule. tatives of all the coalition parties ruse to turn him over to The Hague's and by senior army officers. International Criminal Tribunal for THE SHOWDOWN WITH "That was a green light to (Inte­ War Crimes in Yugoslavia, accord­ . POLICE rior Minister Dusan) Mihajlovic to ing to defense attorney Fila, who arrest Milosevic that night at what­ participated in this part of the ne­ After two botched attempts to ever the cost. He had to be arrested," gotiation. arrest Milosevic, on Friday 'night the diplomat said. The former president is charged and early Saturday morning, Mihajlovic sent his deputy, with graft and abuse of his public Yugoslavia's fledgling democratic Cedomir Jovanovic, to negotiate office. Officials in the government government was in a tight spot of with Milosevic, .who was holed up coalition again emphasized Sun­ its own. in the presidential villa with 30 to day that Milosevic would not be According to a senior Western 40 bodyguards armed with auto­ turned over to The Hague anytime diplomat, some members of the 18- matic rifles, grenades and rocket soon, but they did not rule out the party ruling coalition were con­ launchers. possibility in the future, presum­ cerned that it would look weak to "Milosevic made clear to ably after he faces trial here. arrest Milosevic on the March 31 Cedomir Jovanovic that he deadline imposed by the U.S. Con­ wouldn't be .taken alive to prison. gress, others were concerned that He was defiant; his wife and

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D1FA()C· IN··.~Vlr\. ..TH E ~ , .·~ ~ CXavier. University Campil.s Profile .. [Insert clever title here] PLAYWRIGHT AND ASPIRING DIRECTOR MATT WAGNER WOULD UNDOUBTEDLY DO A BETTER JOB OF TITLING THIS ARTICLE

BY ERIN NEVIUS gone through three used to own a baseball team some­ Op/Ed Editor feeble attempts . one bought for him, he had a drink­ Senior Matt Wagner has per­ when I noticed my ing problem, did cocaine, ·can't formed in six plays for Xavier. girlfriend was play­ speak English very well - you. When a~ked why he enjoys acting, ing the original . know what? He's actually kind of a Wagner replied, "It's a challenge 'Super Mario . loser. I retract my earl.ier statement to give yourself a different set of Brothers.' There · about him being interesting. Ifl met values and attitudes and put your­ were these giant · him I woul.d probably attempt to self in an entirely different place turtles throwing steal his hat, because it would be - maybe· a place -that has never hammers at her as cool to own Bush's hat" before existed." she desperately .· Graduation is approaching and Of course; this English .major tried to escape - Wagner's four years at Xavier are and performance studies minor is and suddenly I had coming to a close. In true English not new to the world of the imagi~ this weird vision of ·major fashion he has no idea what nation. "I read a lot of fantasy when these soldiers he's going to do, but hopes maybe I was younger," he said. "My fa­ heading off to to either join a band or become a 1 vorite book is Ray Bradbury's The battle to defend director. Martian Chronicles." the palace with "When l was younger, like Wagner is not content merely hammers. Som~~ maybe eighth grade, I had this idea acting out another person's cre­ how it all flowed in my head that! was going to grow ation; he also devises worlds of his from there." up and be a film director so I could own. In last week's production of Acting and writ- · make a movie of The Stand by the Player's Workshop, Wagner's ing are not ' ·, NEWSW/REPHOTOBYDEVINMATHIS Stephen King, whiCh was one of my "Governing Under the Influence" Wagner's only tal- Wagner, pictured above, performed in the 2001 Workshop play; "Showdown favorite books. It was going to be was selected as one of the student­ ents :-he h~s been at the Starlight Roller Rink," written by senior Mike McCauley~ · this eight !}our-long epic. Somehow written plays to be performed. play mg gm tar for . ·. I.envisioned people coming to see However, his inspiration· this about fiv~ years. His favorite band thinking. They are so compassion- to Face, Avail and Counting Crows. an eight hour movie. because I was - time had nothing to do with· his and major musical influence is Boy ate and socially aware, and they Politics also interest Wagner a that good. I had severe delusions major or the books he's.read. "I was Sets Fire, a little-known band out write about a lot of social issues great deal, especially when he can · of grandeur when l was younger. in my room, desperately trying to of Delaware. and problems that are very impor- make fun of them. President Bush Then the made-for-TV movie 'The spit something out because I had "Boy Sets Fire doesn't end up tant to me." is his new favorite topic. · Stand' came out and crushed all my to turn in a rough draft of a one-act influencing a lot of people, but they Some of his other favorite bands "Our new president seems kind dreams." Hopefully the band thing play for Dr. Herron's playwriting certainly.have a big impact on the and musical influences include of interesting. I mean, he's the son works out better for him. class the next day. I had already music I play and on my way of Pearl Jam, Social Distortion, Face of a wealthy Texas oil baron, he

--~~~--~------~----~~--~~~~~------·-~------~~Here the members of your friendly Newswire staff share their deepest secrets, greatest...... -----~- ambitions ... and a few otherthings they probably should have kept to themselves. ' : Watching their Ps alld"Qs AS NEWSWIRE COPY EDITORS, MARIA HAJJAR, BECKY MUICH AND ANTHONY MO.SKO RIP THROUGH ROU.GH DRAFTS, ' LEAVING A TRAIL OF' RED INK IN THEIR WAKE ' Every breath you take S'wonderful . Therapy, anyone?

BY ERIN KATE RYAN Feeling.'' When- this failed to elicit BY ERIN KATE RYAN uniforms, dancing to Cole Porter;" BY ERIN KATE RYAN News Features.Editor the desired effect, Hajjar found her­ News Features Editor She's even ready to start casting. News Features Editor Maria Hajjar, the only Lebanese self catapulted into a dark world of Junior copy editor Becky Mui ch "Well, I think Isaac Bruce would "I have a terrible phobia of de­ copy editor on The Newswire staff, prank phone calls, auto theft and can't shake the feeling there's some­ be good," Muich said. "And I'd love partment store mannequins," admit­ knows the meaning of obsession. restraining .orders. "Don't worry," thing missing from today's Ameri­ to see Derek Jeter and Alex ted copy editor Anthony Mosko. "I had this thing for Pete Sampras, she said, "Pete Sampras will be can cinema. Rodriguez in anything tight." ·"The way they stand there, all the tennis player," said the junior mine - that is, as soon as I can "I don't think there are enough Mtiich also envisions a musical angles and bony hands - it's just finance major. "I had all his come within 200 feet of him." good musicals out there today," she centered around Xavier's women's ominous," he shivered. matches on tape, and when I said. "It's an amazing genre that basketball. "I see it as document­ The freshman English major watched him, I'd try my hardest not really peaked in the 1940s through ing' their struggles: their highs, continued, "They have that cold to blink, so I wouldn't miss one '60s. Sure, they were kitschy, and their lows, Melanie [Balcomb]'s dead stare, and I just know they're second." somewhat cheesy and campy, but own struggle with power, the poli­ thinking of taking me down." Hajjar didn't think her adora­ they were fun." tics that women have to deal with Mosko 's childhood was plagued by recurring nightmares that a gang ·. tion of the sports figure was des­ Were M~ich to take up where in Xavier's athletic department, tined to be one-sided, th'ough. the Gershwins left off, she'd focus with the recurring theme of the team of female mannequins was attempt­ "Since he's Greek, I was convinced on one thing: the sports musical. continually getting the shaft," she ing· to choke him. "I was a small , that he'd get a look at little Medi­ "I'd cast actual. sports figures," she said. kid .and was easily overcome," he : terranean me and fall madly in .------. said. "I "And if possible, I'd still like to said "Their plastic legs were always able,to chase me down. love," she divulged. ; .1 think it cast Derek and Alex wearing. some­ The potential match made in wou Id thing tight." "For me, the '80s movie 'Man­ nequin' was like the top horror of heaven ended abruptly when Hajjar, above, Muich, right, ! 1be a Hajjar approached Sampras for an and Mosko, far right, cross I great all time," said Mosko. 1 I When asked if this fear of autograph during a tour of Cincin­ the Ts, dot the Is and take , juxtapo- nati and he blatantly snubbed her. turns crushing the self­ s i t_ion, plastic people has ever ex­ ceeded the province of the de­ "That punk. And then he. married esteem of The Newswire's 1 se.eing pa'rtment store, Mosko admitted that stupid blond [insert expletive faithful but grammatically quarter­ here] from 'Billy Madison,"' Hajjar challenged writers. backs in that he'd "never be able to date said. "That was the final straw." p I a i n a girl whose had plastic surgery. "But Barbie's O.K.," added Mosko. "She's only 13 inches tall, so you can always step on her if she gives you any trouble." THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE NEWS FEATURES. week of APRIL 4, 2001 7 CROWD Xavier University Campus Profile In the groove

DESPITE INDIVIDUAL DIFFERENCES,. THE UNIVERSITY SINGERS COME TOGETHER ~HEN IT COUNTS

BY MELISSA MOSKO all this talent that would otherwise Asst. Campus NewsEditor go untapped." The University Singers, one of Thus far, there have been noun­ the most diverse groups on cam­ tapped resources in this ·group of pus, prides themselves on being a stage-driven performers. They prac­ huge family. tice twice a week, for up to two hours "They do it because they enjoy · a rehearsal. Along with various it," said Singers' Director Will shows throughout the year, they Smith. "It's not just being a part of have already done one tour this se­ the group, but putting things to­ mester. gether, after the tour we realized we Maybe being the only collegiate were just a big family." show choir in the area has so!lle­ The Singers claim to .have the thing to do with the amount of time "best of both worlds." Being a . ~ they invest. class, they get credit for their hours ~ Last weekend, the Singers vis­ spent in rehearsal and practice, and iil ited schools in Cincinnati and the being,a club, they receive monetary ~ Chicago area, talking about Xavier -i support from student government ~ and doing a little of what they do -< to sponsor events. -,r;;--;·c...~ :; best. • ;Y.':.I',.,.?;. n According to Singers President, ·:,. ei "We did a routine, and talked ~~il!lo Jim Elfers, the supportthis year has ~ about how you can use the perform- ing arts at Xavier," Elfers com­ been amazing. Just in case ttley ge don't win their Oscar, they would ~ mented. "The schools were really like to thank The Weekenders, SAC =-'-""-"-"------·___,::!i receptive, and we had a lot of fun." and Student Senate for all their fi­ The University Singers comprises (top row, left'to right) juniors Jim Elfers and Seth Rinderknecht, The University Singers' next ap- nancial support; the Xavier Com­ freshmen Blake Barnett and Seth Davidson, junior Dave Winterhalter, freshman Andy Groman, pearance will be Friday, May 4, at munity for their emotional support; director Will Smith; senior Dan McKay, sophomore Tryo Zaragno, junior Derek Hunter and (bottom 8 p.m. at Norwood Middle School. and of course their choreographer, row, left to right) sophomores Jessica Zehndel, Alicia Aufhenkempt and Brittany Kapfhammer, The Island-motif performance will Patti James. juniors Lindsey Mattingly and Sara Winterhalter, senior Meghan Kapp, sophomore. Amy Seifried, showcase the songs "Shut De Do,'" The best way to describe the junior Michelle Gloege, freshman Brigid Molloy and sophomore Julie Badertscher. "Smooth," "Too Hot to Samba," I University Singers is a as "kaleido­ we've got them all," remarked will drop their pre-med homework, you love to do, that's the unique- and various other solos and duets. scope of interests." Elfers. "And then they come to- their business homework, every- ness of it. We have so many people The Singers may enjoy the best "We have people representing a gether and perform this wonderful thing, and just be here for two hours, not focused primarily on theater or of both Xavier worlds, but their au- variety of majors around campus: show of song and dance." doing something they enjoy. primarily on music; we have this· dience is glad they live and per- pre-med, business, psychology - Smith agreed, "These students "You can perform and do what variety, all of the different poles - form in it.

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D I T 0 R I A L - l;~iJ Ode to Registration I CAN'T Ell.JM WHAT Xavier registration, how do we look at our student files before our love thee? Let us count the advising sessions nor give us good ad­ 111E.Y DON'r P\1T IN HERE! ways ... vice (if any at all). We find it irresist­ t.Ers WDTESTf We love the 15 signatures ible that students may find themselves needed to drop or add classes or with new advisers each and every se­ l . change majors, causing us to mester. Though Xavier prides itself sprint around campus waving on being a place where students are little pink ·slips of paper. In fact, more than just l.D. numbers, students we suggest expanding the require­ see their advisers only once a semes­ ments to include parental consent ter, rather than meeting with them, and the approval of our dentists, say, at midterm. In applauding such landscapers and fourth grade so- hypocrisy, we suggest Xavier students cial studies teachers. · discard their names upon admission, We love that the semester be called only by their student num~ schedule produced by the hers and receive course advice from registrar's office often neglects to a major-specific computer program. note a course's prerequisites, cre­ We love that the advisers are un­ ating a situation wherein students informed and that, if they even went· are shut out of classes necessary through a training session, it was de~ for the completion of their major, cades ago. We think it's a sign of while Joe Math Major sits in a strength and determination that advis­ 400-level art class, trying to fig­ ers will blatantly refuse to adhere to LET.TER T 0 T H E E D T 0 R ure out if purple is a primary the requirements of each new course color. catalog, depending instead upon the We love that there is virtually 1976 catalog for advising students. Homeless ignored while du~ks thrive no communication among the We love that there are scores of I am a senior social work major daughter, most likely to teach some our area. It seemed peoples' first various departments and that the courses listed in the catalog that who commutes from a residential sort of charity toward the ducks, response when being confronted contradictory information pro­ haven't been offered for four years town in Northern Kentucky called while also enjoying the aesthetic with a homeless person was aver­ vided by advisers can leave us running. We understand that listing Edgewood. Something happened value of watching the wildlife on a sion and distrust.. The underlying with 60 elective credits and still these courses makes the catalog this week I thought might prove to nice, spring day. As they threw the assumption from most people was 15 core credits short. thicker and the university seem more be a useful insight for the rest of breadcrumbs, the ducks seemed un­ that the homeless earned their mis­ We love that students in the diverse. Therefore, for appearance the student population, so it interested and quite full. The young fortune by probably being a drug Honors program and those with sake, we suggest Xavier begin listing prompted me to share. girl literally hit them on the head addict, alcoholic or what have you. minors or double majors often classes it has no iqtention of ever of­ I pulled in to my local bank one with the crusts, but still, no re­ Many felt homelessness was a find their required classes offer fering, such as underwater basket warm day this week; to again with­ sponse. I mentioned to her that she symptom oflaziness or irresponsi­ only one section, all of which are weflving and taxidermy for market­ draw money frotfi my withering might want to take some food to the bility. Basically, what I'm getting held at the same time. We suggest. ing majors. savings accqullt. -while waiting in injured duck with the bum leg, so at is, ·that I never saw a passer-by Xavier take this to the next logi­ Lastly, we love that advisers rarely line fbr the ATM, (noticed that ' she dhtifuliy m~rch~d. over and offer a hu~gry homeless perso~ a cal step, and offer all the make changes to their regular office ducks ·were climbing the hill from poured the contents of her bag on · loaf of Wonder bread, corn or sun­ semester's classes at the same hours in the weeks prior to registra- the pond located right next door to its head, while it did rot so much as flower seeds. time and day. We also adore that . tion. Obviously, it's those professors the bank. Since the weather was sniff th_e downpour of nourishment So why is it, I stood wondering, the. university will discontinue who will stay ii;t the office until 8 or 9 nice and the ATM line was !orig, I that fell from above. that we are so willing to gorgethese classes necessary for graduation, p.m. to meet with students who are in dec_ided to parkmy car and partake, ducks, (who frankly are mean and all the while discouraging inde­ the wrong. firsthand, in ttielfun with the- local smelly) while letting homeless pendent study. Oh, Xavier registration, how do we animal life. ';: · · . "So why is it, I children downtown go malnour­ We love that our advisers of­ love thee! The first d~ck;I noticed (~ince I ished? I tried to reason that maybe ten don't know who we are, don't am a social work major) was a duck stood wondering, it's the novelty ofa duck that elic­ COPYRIGHT 2001 CIRCULATION 3,500 that seemed to be hanging back that we are.so willing its our charity toward them. (Cer­ from the crowd. As I came nearer, tainly a homeless person is not a Editor-in-Chief & Publisher JONATHAN MOSKO it got frightened and tried to limp novelty in Covington or Over-the­ Managi11g Editor JILL GREEN to gorge these ducks~ away on a bum leg. It's limping Rhine.) Business Ma11ager CAROLYN HUGHES was painful to watch, so I immedi­ .{who frankly are Maybe it's that the ducks seem Advertising Manager LANCESCHUERGER ately removed the threat of myself helpless, if left to their own de­ Advertisi11g Assistant SARAH CASTNER upon the duck and walked to an­ mean and smelly) fenses. Regardless, I have to say Adviser MIKE KAISER other part of the pond. while letting homeless that I don't know about the ducks Campus News Photography Editor All up and d~wn the grounds in your neighborhood, but these MELISSA CURRENCE DEVIN MATHIS that surround the pond, there were children downtown suckers can definitely hold their MELISSA MOSKO Photography seeds, corn and breadcrumbs own. · One chased me all the way Features Editor SARAH RICHTER · strewn about - evidence of past go malnourished?" down my own street with the speed ERIN RYAN JACKSON GOODNIGHT visitors like myself, who came of a jaguar breed of hybrid ducks. World News Editor Contributors equipped with duck feed. It looked Even if you like ducks, (for rea­ BILL SNODGRASS JAY KALAGA YAN like people had literally brought top In watching all of this, I could not sons I'll never understand) you Onli11e Editor TIM HUBBARD soil-sized bags of feed and just help but think of the Shantytown have to agree that sad is the day CHRIS GUINN JACKSON GOODNIGHT dumped it for the ducks - who, activities that were simultaneously when we show more compassion Opinions a11d Editorials MARIE LEIST might I add, looked like they taking place on Xavier's campus. toward smelly ducks than to our ERIN NEVIUS JOEL BOUTIERE needed more food like I need an­ Having worked at the Greater Cin­ brothers and sisters. I just hope LORI GOETZINGER Copy Editors other research paper! So, as they cinnati Coalition for the Homeless that the lessons to be learned from Sports BECKY MUICH had their pick of cuisine, and turned last semester, I really appreciate the Shantytown are taken into consid­ JOE ANGOLIA MARIA HAJJAR their nose up at the excess, I efforts of the students that work so eration in all of our lives, and SEAN 0' BRIEN ANTHONY MOSKO watched as more visitors came with hard to bring this awareness to the treated with the realness that they Diversio11s Accounts Receivable their Wonder bread bags filled of campus; I recalled all of the almost deserve. MIKE KOHLBECKER AMANDA CLINE more of the same. hateful resistance we met in trying BRIAN FAUST Distributio11 Among the visitors was a to gain community support for a lot - Gina Kohlhepp Calendar ERIN SLATTERY mother, who brought her young of our programs for the· homeless in . 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L E. T T E R S T 0 T H E E D T 0 R Cafe workers' jobs will be safe Women not recognized In recent weeks, the students of curity the workers have right now. workers are freely given the right I'm disappoirited in The News­ winningest team in Xavier basketball the Not With Our Money cam­ There are many cafeteria work­ to organize. As a Jesuit university, wire. It's ridiculous that its editors history. paign, recognizing the injustice of ers who have been here through we should certainly guarantee our passed over a story, about our own And when the XU women de­ funding private prisons with our multiple food service providers - workers that right. It is time the school, that was covered in virtu­ feated Tennessee in Birmingham, it cafeteria dollars, have issued the in fact, the person who has worked . workers here on campus had a ally every national newspaper. was a huge story. Coach Melanie demand that Xavier's contract with longer at Xavier than any other voice in the workplace. A week and a half ago, on a Balcomb's statement appeared next Sodexho-Marriott Services be ter­ works in the cafeteria! It is already Sodexho's instruction to the Sunday morning, I was buying gas to Tennessee legend Pat Summit's. minated at the end of the semes­ Xavier's policy to require a new workers not to talk to one another at the UDF, and the man selling National media reported and inter­ ter. But the first reaction of many contracto.r keep the workers. They or to students about the campaign newspapers on the corner yelled viewed and marveled at the Xavier - myself included - has been, were here before Sodexho, they'll to get rid of Sodexho is blatantly over to me, "Watch out Xavier! Musketeers. "What about the workers?" be here after. unfair. We can ensure an agree­ You might have beaten Tennessee, Too bad The Newswire didn't fol­ As a member of the campaign, ment under which workers could but Purdue is coming!" Then he low suit. In last week's issue, was I feel it is important that I explain form a union without the sort of and I got into a good-natured argu­ there a headline congratulating the the impact such a contract termi­ "'We are working management interference they ment about Monday night's Elite team on their sensational season? nation would have on the workers, have experienced thus far with the Eight basketball game. All the Was there a front page article thank­ both to inform students and work­ for the cafeteriq termination of Sodexho's contract. while I was insisting that XU was ing the senior class for four years of ers and to dispel any destructive The Not With Our Money cam­ definitely on the way to the Final hard work that paid off? Of course rumors which may emerge. workers' interests as paign represents students "and Four. Let me sum up the situation: not. There were only articles about First and foremost, it is our full workers cooperating for social jus­ I was arguing with a complete Sodexho Food Service and campus intention that all current workers well as for the rights tice. Although perhaps_ not every stranger about Xavier women's construction projects. The Muske­ stay under a new contractor. In the ofprisoners. " wqrker supports the campaign, basketball. teers broke records, attracted na­ specifications which would be pro­ many do, and we think more will I thought, "What a long way we tional attention, played in the Elite vided for the new service, the con­ with the advent of continued in­ have come!" I have enjoyed watch­ Eight and won over the hearts of tractor would be required to keep formation about the purpose of the ing the team for the past four years · many Cincinnatians. What more did all workers for a specified period Secondly, the new contractor cause and the security of their and was excited about this season they have to do to be front page of time (most likely 1-3 months). would be required to respect for its jobs. We are working for the caf­ for several reasons. First of all, the news in Xavier's own paper? One Naturally, Sodexho has no such workers a card check/neutrality eteria workers' interests as well as team was phenomenal, breaking·all can only wonder how things would obligation to keep its workers at agreement, which would allow for the rights of prisoners. kinds of records. Secondly, I have been different if the men's bas­ the time being, so this will mean workers to choose whether or not thought the rest of the city was fi­ ketball team had been so successful. more job security for workers than to organize a union without intimi­ - Lars Soderlund nally noticing our team. More they have currently. The recent dation or harassment from either Class of '04 people than ever came to marvel at - Laura Ricca unfair firing of Darlene Sands, their management or from the the spectacular basketball in the Class of'OJ . who had worked here for several union . Cintas Center. Even the media years, just shows how little job se- In Catholic social teaching, started paying more attention to the

T H E L 0 V E D 0 Ci I am the Love Dog. And, as my Anyway, after blathering· about good idea. So many other people new ballgame. Because, as many true. We can't encapsulate love into name implies, I am the master of problems for about an hour, I found do it - Dr. Drew as an example of you know, issues of the heart are Hallmark slogans, physical feelings all questions related to, and con­ myself giving my friend advice. - that I thought it would be, as I always the hardest to cope with and or emotional desires. It is not some cerning in any way, the issue of the My friend agreed with my opinion, stated before, a good idea. understand. complex chemical process. It is quite big L. However, I would be the and issued the dreadful statement, I guess what I'm trying to say is simple. When you love someone first to tell you I don't know ev­ "You know, you should write a col­ I had to, for the first time in my life, you look past everything and see the erything there is to know about this umn in the paper." Being drunk, ~s many ofyou step back and analyze my own true beauty that makes them who most powerful of subjects. In fact, and therefore being grandly in­ thoug~ts and feelings that I had put they are. Love is that completeness I often find myself on the short end spired, I decided to take this glori­ know, issues ofthe into words. Was what I wrote re­ of being, that gut-level instinct that of the answering stick, not only ous advice and run with it. ally right? Was it really an accu­ tells you "This is it." And folks, let about other people's problems but I'm not sure what my reasoning heart are always the rate representation of how I felt, or me tell you, you will honest-to-God about my own, as well. behind this thought was. I know was it just lip service to the civility know it when it hits you. This column started as the re­ when I was drunk it was a really hardest to cope with of love? I was caught between what I guess that's all I have to say to­ sult of a drunken conversation be­ good idea. I also know when I and understand. " I wanted my reality to be and what day. Always be open to self-revela­ tween myself and a friend at the woke up and sobriety took hold of it actually was. And this realiza­ tion. It can be a beautiful thing. As bar at Dana's, where I'm sure it my skull with an iron fist, it was still tion, more than anything else, made always, I am the Love Dog. was Robbie who was serving us. a good idea. But, the problem I find me question myself in one com­ (Hmmm, maybe it's really his fault myself confronted with now is, why Until I reached that crucial plete category: What was love? this column came into existence. was it a good idea? I figured, at the moment that defines who we are And I found myself, perhaps But I digress.) Anyway, between time, it would be a rather easy, if as a human being. Point being, I surprising to some, without one shots of God-knows-what and not fun, job. i could sit back and had to figure out how to apply my single, solitary answer. I didn't draft beer, my friend and I started listen to other people's issues and own advice to my personal life. know, I had no idea, and more dis­ talking about relationships, love offer advice as lsaw fit. After all, I And that's where it got tricky. You turbingly, I didn't know how to fig­ and why people act the way they was a sensitive, rational soul. I see, applying afact-based logic to ure it out. do, discounting of course the in­ ·could empathize with other people the problems of another individual And then I realized, completely fluence of alcohol and other for­ and then offer logical advice based is one thing, being forced to do the and totally, what love was: Love is eign substances in the body. on their situation. It was, and is, a same for yourself is an entirely love. As stupid as that sounds, it's 10 week of APRIL 4, 2001 THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE

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April 17 - Day 1 . . . . THERE AREA FEW 1. Brush your teeth three times today 5. Use the steps instead of the elevator 2. Drink 8 glasses of water 6. Volunteer to help someone THINGS WE COULD 3. Walk instead of using your car 7. Donate blood at Cintas today DO WITH IT. 4. Skip dessert 8. Have your blood pressure taken @ HCC from 1-3 pm April 18 - Day 2 1. Walk the labyrinth @ Brockman'sTucker's Lounge for meditation from 11:30 - 3:00 (we'll show you how) 1. IT COULD HAVE 2. Write a letter to someone you haven't oeen in touch with recently YOUR AD IN IT 3. Sign up to do community service - call Xavier Action (4343) for ideas (GOOD IDEA) April 19 - Day 3 1. . Schedule an eye exam 5. "Surf" a wellness website 2. Post 5 health goals 6. Throw out old medication 2. YOU COULD BUY 3. Check your smoke detector 7. Listen to relaxing music for 30 minutes THE SPACE AND 4. Play a board game 8. Share a healthy snack with your co-workers April 20 - Dav·4 . WISH YOUR 1. Don't drink alcohol for a day 5. Quit smoking for a day (call x3599 for helpful tips) ROOMMATE A 2. Do a breast/testicle self-exam 6. Push a stroller or walk a dog HAPPY 3. E-mail a friend 7. Wash windows 4. Plant or water a flower 8. Shoot some·hoops TONSILLECTOMY April 21 - Day 5 DAY. 1. Pay more than the minimum amount on your charges 5. Call a family member (EQUALLY GOOD 2. Go for a nature hike 6. Browse through the library 3. Ride a stationary bike for 15 minutes 7. Take a walk after dinner IDEA) 4. Study an extra 30 minutes today 8. Play soccer or touch football April 22 - Day 6 3. YOU COULD CLIP 1. Floss your teeth twice today 5. Play Ultimate Frisbee tonight 2. Walk in the mall when waiting for someone 6. Listen to classical music for 30 minutes IT OUT AND MAKE 3. Go to Health & Counseling & pick up a brochure 7. Play volleyball A SNAZZY 4. Park in the farthest spot away 8. Compliment a colleague or friend April 23 - Day 7 BRACELET 1. Attend a lunchtime Mass at Bellarmine Chapel 5. Get up earlier for a sit down breakfast .(NOT-SO-GOOD 2. Take a five or ten minute walk after lunch 6. Journal for 10 minutes before you begin your day IDEA) 3. Balance your checkbook 7. Request weekly wellness tips at [email protected] 4. Buy a candle with your favorite scent 8. Schedule lunch with a colleague/friend April 24 - Day 8 1. Swim 10 laps @ O'Connor Sports Center 4. Surf the XU web site & learn something new THE CHOICE IS 2. Schedule a dental exam 5. Get a Health Screening @ Cintas (XU employees) 3. Read a good book instead of watching television 6. · Choose to have salad as the main dinner course CLEAR: April 25 - Day 9 ADVERTISE IN 1. Update your resume 4. Give your pet extra attention 2. List 5 qualities you value most about your personality 5. Work-out for 30 minutes THE XAVIER 3. Start reading a book on the "best sellers" list 6. Pray April 26 - Day 10 NEWSWIRE 1. Walk to the Health & Counseling Center to pick up your T-Shirt between 10:00 and 3:00

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At this point, it's really A struggling Xavier baseball anyone's guess as to whether team needed a big weekend and got XAVIER 22, DAYTON 9 Xavier men's basketball head it. After being doused at home by The Xavier offense was almost coach Skip Prosser is going t9 Kentucky, the Musketeers re­ superfluous on Sunday afternoon, Seton Hall or remaining with the bounded, taking all three games in . clobbering a 14-8 Dayton squad, Xmen. Richmond, -Ind. 22-9. The Musketeers put a dozen The Cincinnati Enquirer re­ Xavier's improved run-produc­ runs across the plate in the third in­ ported on Tuesday that there is a tion was evident as they averaged ning alone to subdue Dayton.· possibility Prosser may have 13.7 runs in their three wins over Freshman Alec Moss was the star never interviewed for the job or the weekend. vs. the Flyers, going two for three even been contacted in the first with five RBI. place. It looks as though Prosser KENTUCKY 13, XAVIER 4 Crandell hit a two-run homer in will remain at Xavier, though The Musketeers weren't much the first to give the Musketeers an don't put any money on it. competition for the Wildcats of early 2-0 lead. Fast forwarding to Despite being in the elite Big Kentucky, having five runs scored the highlight-reel that was the third East conference, Seton Hall on them in the first three innings. inning, Sues singled with the bases doesn't have any real advantages Junior pitcher Greg Wiggers (2-4) loaded to score two runs, making over Xavier other than an in­ allowed six earned runs off 15 hits. · the score 5-1. Crandell later scored creased coaching salary. While Sophomore Eric Greenwell off Andres' RBI single. With one they may boast a more talented went two for six with an RBI to out, Schreen knocked in a two-run squad, they figure to be hit hard lead Xavier at the plate Wednes­ double. The deluge continued when by early entries to the NBA Draft day afternoon. Brenning hit a two-run RBI single .. and/or transfers. They also don't Sues added his third and fourth runs have a brand new on-campus XAVIER 10, BUTLER 6 of the inning with a two-run home arena to call home. All in all, it Xavier used a four-run ninth to run. When the Flyers were finally would be to Prosser's advantage put away Butler and end a seven­ able to stop the bleeding, the Mus­ to wait around for a better va­ game slide, 10-6. Senior pitcher keteers were leading, 15-1. cancy. Jeff Barger (3-4) pitched a com­ In the last inning, the Musketeers plete game, giving up 11 hits and put the Flyers away when Moss hit sitting down nine Butler hitters. a grand slam to provide Xavier's Greenwell started the game final tally. Senior Matt Raih (1-5) Smart jocks with a double down the left field. was able to collect his first win of Xavier placed two student­ line and later scored on sophomore the season. athletes on the 2001 Verizon Mark Andres' sacrifice fly. With NEWSWIRE PHOTO BY JACKSON GOODNIGHT To say the Musketeers needed women's academic All-District the score 1-0, sophomore Jarret · Seniors Ty Brenning (left) and Jeff Crandell have led the their weekend performance would Team for fall and winter sports. Sues doubled and scored when Musketeers to four straight wins following yesterday's 16-11 win be a drastic understatement, battling Senior Annette Gruber and sophomore Kevin Cave smacked over Eastern Kentucky. in the midst of a seven-game skid. sophomore Thrine Kane were an RBI single. Xavier has the opportunity to con­ both named Second Team All­ With the scored tied at two in Denit and Schreen helped lead dropped in a double to tack on the tinue their winning ways as they District. the second inning, junior Jay Denit the Musketeers at the plate. Denit last run of the inning for the Mus­ travel to Eastern Kentucky to take Gruber led the women's soc­ singled and later scored off senior had a monster game for Xavier, go- · keteers. Tied at four in the third, on the Colonels and will return cer team to their second A-10 Ty Brenning's RBI double to take ing four for five with a single, two Sues hit a solo home run to take the home to take on Ohio University Championship and NCAA Tour­ the lead. Brenning later scored to doubles, a home run and an RBI. lead, 5-4. just before traveling to Philadelphia · nament berth this season. Gruber take a two-run Xavier lead. Schreen had three RBI from just a Knotted again in the fourth, to play St. Joseph's on April 7. The led the team in scoring this sea­ In the fifth, Andres doubled and single hit. Greenwell and Brenning each Musketeers just hope they can keep son with 27 points, en route to a later scored all the way from sec­ singled, making way for senior Jeff their bats going through next week. school-record 27 points. The fi­ ond when Sues singled to right. In XAVIER 9, BUTLER 6 Crandell's three-run homer to give nance major holds a 3.61 GPA. the next inning, Denit hit a solo­ A four-run second inning helped Xavier the lead for good, 8-5. Denit Kane became the first student­ shot, giving Xavier a three-run propel the Musketeers in just their provided the final run in the seventh . athlete to compete in Olympic lead, 6-3. third win in 14 games. Andres and with an RBI single. Games while enrolled at XU Greenwell and Brenning each Junior Ed Bongard started with a In five and two-thirds innings of when she competed in the 2000 began the ninth inning with a triple and a single, respectively, to work, Cave (1-3) gave up one hit, Summer Olympics in Sydney, single. Andres' second RBI of the tie the game 1-1. one earned run, and threw eight Australia. The rifle All-American game scored Brenning to extend The Musketeers later broke the strikeouts, picking up his first win has led the Musketeers to second the lead to four. With two men on,. tie when Denit and Armstrong of the season for the Musketeers. and fourth place national finishes sophomore Eric Schreen came in singled and added on when Butler's Greenwell hit four for five for the past two seasons. Kane holds to pinch-hit and crushed a three­ right fielder committed an error to Xavier along with Brenning's three a 3.85 GPA in international af­ run homer to provide the final of­ score Bongard and Denit. for five performance. fairs. fensive output for Xavier. Greenwell and Brenning each Denit also had a great game at To be nominated, student-ath­ letes must be a starter or top re­ serve. In addition, they must carry a 3.20 GPA or higher. GAM,E Team members are chosen by On Tap a vote of the College Sports In­ x of the formation Directors of America Wednesday, April 4 •Men's golf at Marshall Wednesday, April 11 (CoSIDA). Invitational time TBA :fl: •Baseball vs. Ohio at 3 p.m. •Baseball vs. Cincinnati WEEK •Men's tennis vs. Wright State Sunday, April B at 3 p.m. BASEBALL VS. BALL STATE Soccer tryouts at 3 p.m. Wednesday at Hayden •Women's tennis vs. Dayton •Baseball vs. St. Joseph's Wednesday, April 11 . Field at 3 p.m. Tryouts for the next year's at 3 p.m. at noon men's soccer team will be held •Baseball vs. La Salle at noon Hold off on· Easter Egg on April 17, 19-20. All full-time Friday, April 6 Tuesday, April 1o (doubleheader) hunts and all that jazz long students interested in playing enough to see the baseball with next year's squad are invited •Men's golf at Marshall •Bas~ball vs. Ball State team go at it with the hated to attend. The tryouts will be Invitational time TBA :fl: atl p.m. *games to be played in · Bearcats. The Musketeers from 3-5 p.m. on the specified •Men's tennis vs. Butler at 3 Richmond, Ind. seem to have righted their days. Students are to meet in the Saturday, April 7 p.m. :fl: invitational to be played ship, and it's a pretty safe bet locker room, located in the •Women's tennis vs. Louisville in Huntington, WV. they'll get up for a game de­ O'Connor Sl?orts Center. •Baseball vs. St. Joseph's at at 4 p.m. Home baseball games take ciding local bragging rights. noon (doubleheader) place at Hayden Field. Home games are in bold -Joe Angolia THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE SPORTS we~k of APRIL 4, 2001 13

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BY JOE ANGOLIA top option for the Musketeer offense. burst against UMass on Feb. 2, Sports Editor Injuries aside, Price's scoring. aver­ 2000. A senior class thalonce seemed age fell to 9.0 ppg (down from 13.0 His senior leadership and de­ capable of leading the Musketeers ppg during his sophomore year), just fensive ability (e.g., his clutch to the Atlantic 10 Championship barely above the 8.7 ppg he averaged steal at the end of this year's win took another hit this week when as a freshman. over Cincinnati); on the other junior forward Lloyd Price fol­ Most of the slip in Price's num~ hand, are things that will hurt the lowed the example set before him bers can be attribute.cl to the steady Musketeers in the long run. Price by Aaron Turner and left the team. development of sophomore David led the team with 58 steals during Price will not return to the West, freshman Romain Sato and his sophomore season and was men's basketball team for his senior junior Kevin Frey - who all played ninth in the conference with a 1.8 season, reportedly for academic key roles in this year's offense. steals per game average. reasons though Price may have Despite earning Atlantic 10 All­ Price's exodus cuts the Muske­ been disappointed in his diminished Rookie Team honors following his teers' returning starters down to role on this year's team. Either way, freshman year, Second Team honors three and leaves them with just one the school revoked his scholarship after his sophomore year and a spot senior from last year's starting and sent him on his way. on this year's pre-season First Team, lineup, Frey, although junior guard "Each spring we meet with our Price never lived up to the expecta­ Alvin Brown did see significant players and it wes mutually agreed tions placed on hiin coming out of playing time two seaspns ago. upoQ.!hat Lloyq};}vould be better off an elite program like Oak Hill Acad­ Not only does Price reduce the in.another.aca etnic environment," emy. team's senior leadership, but his ww r~ · said XU h~~' )w ach Skip P ... -··-Price could· have been remem- absence leaves a gaping hole at ) ' ' ' "Lloyd has as-one of the most talented and small forward. p.ldyers to come .through With sophomore Lionel U~fortunately, what many Chalmers assuming the point gably remember. best about guard responsibilities and Sato la er with an the sticking at the two spot, the Xmen ility to put are left without an aptly- prepared e;s array of replacement. azzling and too Sophomore Dave Young; who NEWSWIRE FILE PHOTO g, as his shots failed saw increased playing time this Junior Lloyd Price was close to joining XU's 1,000-point club. ark. year, and junior Brendan Mcin­ usketeers will be able to tosh are two viable options, down low, though Frey could move year. Purcell. Marion's Keith Jack­ r from his departure in terms though neither has quite enough out to small forward if needed. son, who was recently rated 5 lst scoring. Price averaged 13.0 ppg experience. Without any other le­ XU may look to an incoming in the nation on a list of the Top during his sophomore year and set gitimate postplayers, the services freshman to step in and give them 100 rising seniors by cnnsi.com, his career-high with a 28 point out- of West and Frey will have to stay the kind of effort Sato provided this might turn out to be the answer.

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I cannot deny the fact that lyrically these guys are not ter­ "Oooh!" Words rible. I thought, judging by their packaging, thefwould be a complete joke. However, their x p C Y J'. A T V R L B T R H L A P Q Q Q music seems to back up their claims. Although not a fan of SH I V N R A L 0 0 F U C M V H A V C L either groups myself, I could K D B X Y E' D E B D G V M 0 PNGTQH logically compare their pres­ ence· arid appearce to a toned F Z A ·V S Q 0 K D 0 0 L B 0 T V .K .. F · R F dowri version. of the Insane T N Y A H I P Z S A T T E R P'KGCRY Kottonmouth Kings . Clown Posse (who not so coin- cidentally make a guest appear­ P J C:.· A K X F E Z T . X S - P G X 0 0 A I M High Society ance on the track "Wikit (Capitol) Klowns"). Q v 0 0 D 0 0 A a G 0 A BM A z.·o MN z If it were not for. the words ' . . . G G H T 9 Y D S X 0 S V U F L Y L C N I pot, bud, joint, spliff, weed, greens and such being men~ J. B N Y P · B B Z G V C Y F N Q B G P J R Kentucky Fried Chicken tioned (no joking) at least once P Y D Y M X C X P V L T W E T M T B A K and marijuana ... inmmm every 10 seconds, I could like Who needs school when you this disc even more. I have noth­ R B D A Y 0 U P S F 0 T Y L R K F U J J have the Kottonmouth Kings? The ing against these boys' lifestyle, new album from these genre-defy­ but if they would branch out a A EA DJs 0 s.·G.Q s Ju L Ma D TA A ing white boys offers some good little bit more and broaden their Z X T L T B F S T·A D 0 0 F S KR Q T P· production and enough drug infor­ lyrical horizons, things would mation to put Timothy Leary to be a lot better. F W C S A S B H E C T V 0 N A X 0 C A K shame. Musically this disc is fairly F E B 0 b A A N R G H N K 0 Y P 0 P 0 0 Before we start, let me clarify remarkable. Slick production myself. I am not sure that these kids and great samples give the Cb N P 0 M Z 0 Y L K M F W M 0 G P L 0 P T even do anything other than smoke. · an almost electronic feeling Q So if you want to be educated on a (think God Lives Underwater). R M Y C P G R U 0 D A KW Q'.X B I V X lifestyle built around pot, your Synths, drum machines and E T Z T P K D W G ·O L V E .S B X P C M Y "higher" education is only 78 min­ bells keep this album moving utes away. right along without feeling ter­ A H F I S A L V E J N I X M D P P B 0 W This group of urban white em­ ribly flat or repetietive. G J K K N F W W F 0 S H M V I L Q N G H cees made their commercial debut If you 'can get past (or don't (at least to the_ major public) on one mind or even enjoy) an entire. 0 of the "Scream" soundtracks. They album dedicated to' marijuana, .- • Collegiate Press wire - News ·students· .Use · ; ' 0 • • ~ were a novelty then, offering an odd then this is truly a fair catch. . . · ·· · · http://ww,\·.cpwirc.com. " .. · · - blend of industrial-rap-electronic Perhaps someone should music. Today they continue to push suggest aetty Ford to these boundaries. young men in order to ensure Aloof Drool Rooster When you open up the liner future success. While they ap­ notes of High Society, not only do parently don "t seem to run out Blood Food Saloon you get little pietures of the mem­ of creative names or uses for bers, but you get a big, no-hold~.~ , their green frien~. they may start Book Goose Swoon barred poster of the group, in· all run'nirig out of listeners quickly. their green glory. From that point, - Brian Faust, Broom Groom Tooth the CD leaves nothing fo the imagi­ Assistant Diversions Editor nation. Coop Moose· Voodoo c .,.,. ( 16 week ofAPRIL 4, 2001 · DIVERSIONS THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE

·D V D R E V I E W 'Krull' stumbles onto DVD THIS. SCIENCE FICTION FOSSIL LACKS THE LUSTER THAT IS EXPECTED OF 'SPECIAL EDITIONS' •I',' BY MICHAEL RIESENBECK good. The film is almost 20 years from Cinefantastique magazine. Contributing Writer old and some imperfections that are From this feature as well as a20- Without a doubt, the rriost popu­ inherent in the source material are minute documentary, "The Journey lar science fiction film in history is visible throughout~ the film. The fo ~rull," you'll learn much about ''Star Wars." That film and the two transfer is excellent, though, as col- the film's production such as early that followed in the early '80s ors are clear and bright and black concepts, special .effects, makeup (which some refer to as The Holy level is solid. and editing. Trilogy) gave rise to many sci-fi The audio, on the other hand, After faking in those features, fantasy imitations that tried to capi­ isn'tquite as good. The film is pre- you'll want to check out the.Mar­ talize on its success. sented·in a new Dolby Digital 5.1 vet Comics video adaptation of "Dragonslayer," "Legend,'' and mix that has ~ome good direction- . "Krull." This feature, running over "Krull" are just a few of the films to . ality and surround effects, but is . a half hour, presents the original come out of the early '80s with a lacking in fidelity. The low volume comic book (that was written to tie direct relationship to "Star Wars." is something that you'll get used in with the release of the film) in a Many of the films of that era are to, but around chapter 20 (an hour video format. The camera pans the easily forgettable, but one that has and 16 minutes into the film) the pages of the book as a narrator reads stood the test of time (at least in the volume increases. After that, the . aloud from it. Four still-photo gal- minds of sci-fi s o u n d tr a c k. leries, three theatrical trailers, and . fantasy buffs) is packs a punch cast and crew biographies round out "Krull." as Jam es this impressive·collection of extras. The film Homer's score "Krull" may not be a great film does borrow comes alive (despite .the fact that some in sci-ft heavily from and the sound circles have called it a classic), but . the "Star Wars" effects cease to for two hoursof "exciting, popcorn theme (young sound dull and eating fun,'' you can't go. wrong prince in a flat. It is annoy~ with this film.· Due to the problem · strange world, ing (and rather with the audio on the DVD, I.can't inhabit~d by puzzling) that give it my full recommendation, bµt strange. crea~ the audio is not I suspect that this is the !;lest we are tures must risk life and limb to save consistent throughout the film. going to see for "Krull." If you put the princess from an e.vil force. and, The real selling ·point for the . the audio problem aside, the video in turn, will restore order to the gal­ disc is the special features included transfer is excellent and the extras axy), but· somehow .. '~Krull" has along with the film. An audio com- will keep you busy for a long time. enough originality to remain popu­ mentary with the director, editor For fans of sci-ft fantasy, this new lar among sci-ft fans. and two lead ac'tors is included, as DVD of "Krull" is going to be a Columbia/Tri-Star has just re­ well as a second alternate audio treat. leased "Krull" to DVD in "special track with even more information COURTESY OF COLUMBIA/TRI-STAR edition" form. A new anamorphic about the making of"Krull." On the transfer of the film is presented on second track is a reading of Dan the disc, and the results are quite Scaporati's 1982 preview article

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