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STAFF Sales/Marketing Charlene Hemmle Hot For Teacher! Heike Clarke CALENDAR/GRAPHICS Charlene Hemmle By Matthew Bretz MUSIC WRITERS his is my tribute to all the hot teach- and drinking beer with her and her Matt Bretz ers out there. Teachers are an amaz- roommate. Chris Long T OUT & ABOUT ing mix of intelligence, ambition, re- Who among us hasn’t embarked on Eroica Fedder, sponsibility, adventure, energy and fun. one of these late night chess matches? Mara Bermudez In my experience- this delicious combi- Wondering who’s going to make the first MOVIES nation very often adds up to a healthy move?…if you’re even allowed to make Greg Kimple, Franco Dean dose of stay-after-school-sexy. Recently a move at all? Sometimes the unspoken ART Lou Belcher the state has been putting the screws to attraction and understanding is so ob- PHOTOGRAPHY these bodacious book worms in the form vious that everything just flows. Other Terry Wallace of budget cuts and salary shrinkage, but times you spend the entire night waiting Tim Bretz, their spirit cannot be broken, and I have for a signal…anything that resembles a Misti Blu Day to applaud them for that. cue to take action, only to look at the COLUMNISTS So here’s to you, you sultry shapers clock and realize it’s 4am and nothing is Chuck Van Riper Joey Simao and molders of minds! You deserve that going to happen. Reproduction of any portion of happy hour margarita on Friday after- That was me. Hours of sitting on Brevard Live is strictly prohibit- noon…and I’m happy to be the guy to her couch looking for some kind of ed without the written permission buy you one. opening. Finally I had to give up and of the publisher. That being said, my column would call it a night. Beaten by a lack of com- not be complete without a story about munication I started to drag my tired ADVERTISEMENT/ SALES my own personal experience with one self home. Phone: (321) 956-9207 of your kind. Suddenly, a light bulb popped. Fax: (321) 956-9228 The increasingly Orwell-ian, tech- [email protected] As with at least half the girls I date- nologically enhanced world we live in COMMENTS & LETTERS I met Cindy at one of my gigs. I was has delivered an amazing device for Brevard Live Magazine playing with the 5th Avenue Onlys back use in the dating scheme…texting! In a P.O. Box 1452, then. One of my favorite things about flash I realized texting was the perfect Melbourne, Fl 32902 playing out live is that from behind the tool for the job at hand. Texting holds a microphone, while everyone is watching certain level of anonymity that let’s you Copyright © 2009 you, you have a perfect view of every- say things a little more directly and if it Brevard Live All rights reserved one else. That’s right…we’re watching doesn’t fly you can play it off as if you you just as much as you are watching were just kidding. We are not responsible for photos us. On my ride home I texted Cindy or scripts sent to Brevard Live Scanning the crowd, my radar and waited for a response- “I waited Magazine. Published photos and picked up on a cute little blonde with all night for an opening and nothing:)”, articles become property of this almond shaped brown eyes hanging out very important to include the smiley publication. We are not responsible for wrongful near the back and no matter where else I face icon. This simple little symbol is advertised or canceled venues. looked, my eyes kept finding their way your insurance policy incase your plans back to her. I thought about making a goes south. If your bluntness is taken Download a pdf file run at her, but it looked like she had a with disapproval the smiley face says BREVARD date so I did nothing. you were just kidding anyway. FLORIDA A week later I was playing another “You were? Damn it! I’m terrible venue and sometime during the second at flirting!”, was her first response. She LIVE set I saw her again, once again sitting took the bait and was using texting to www.brevardfloridalive.com near the back. I took it as a sign and say things she may have been too shy to www.brevardlive.com made my approach and the end of the say face to face. www.floridalive.org evening found me playing Hero i returned with “Maybe next time

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I’ll be more aggressive and just drag you off to your room and I weren’t serious, but I did regret my decision in the - lol!”, once again using text speech to keep it light just months to come. We kept a low level of contact for awhile incase. (lol is text speech for laugh out loud) but she eventually met someone else and moved on. There “Yeah, you probably should!”, LIKE A CHARM! It was actually a few times that she brought her new boy to was that easy, I’m not making this up! my shows and tried to use me to make him jealous. I was Now I knew that the pretense was over. She liked surprised by her actions, but it made me think that maybe me, I liked her and we both knew it. The very next time I I hurt her more than I thought and considered it my right- saw her I knew things would be a lot different…and they fully deserved penance. In truth I wish her all the best. I were. only wish I would have played things a bit smarter for my- self, but then again I’ve been making bad decisions about Cindy turned out to be a pretty great girl and a lot women my entire - why change now? of fun to be with. Funny, smart, sexy and adventurous. Teachers I’m telling you! So once again, glasses up to all you titillating tutors We had a lot of really great times together, but in the out there!…educating our youth and making my pants fit end I had to break it off with her. The devil was mov- just a little tighter. And if any of you catch me around ing back to town and we had decided to give it another town doing something I should be punished for…well you go. It was probably a bad move but I was in love with know:). the devil and she had an unholy power over me. Cindy

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FEATURES MR OPEN MIC NIGHT Columnspage 51 WAR Matt Bretz has been to the Open Mics of- Founder and singer/keyboardist Lonnie ten enough. This time he’s in the audience 6 Sex & The Beach Jordan claimed that the band’s goal was watching Pete Spoth, a rookie-musician, by Matt Bretz to spread a message of brotherhood and stepping out. harmony, using instruments and voices to Page 22 26 Charles Van Riper speak out against racism, hunger, gangs, Political Satire crimes, and turf wars, and promote hope and the spirit of brotherhood. BREVARD LIVE MUSIC AWARDS 28 Movie Reviews Page 11 We will continue to let you know how the Brevard Music Awards are coming by Greg Kimple together. This month we want to introduce & Franco Dean BROADWAY IN BREVARD you to another hostess: Meet Miss Lena! Two Broadway shows are coming to the We also answer some of the frequent asked Out & About King Center’s stage: The Drowsy Chap- questions about the nomination and voting 51 by Eroica Fedder erone (May 12 & 12) and On Golden procedure. & Mara Bermudez Pond (May 15 & 16). Page 43, 63 Page 13 61 One For The Road CYNTHIA PERRY Political Satire by Joey Simeo BROTHERS Creativity has guided Cynthia Perry , the son of Muddy through every stage of her life. Whether Waters, and Steve Thorpe have been mastering romance languages or drawing, 31 Calendars friends for a decade - and occasionally throwing pottery, dancing, or painting, she Entertainment get together for a great show that you has used her talents to express herself cre- Theatre, Concerts, should not miss! atively to others. Festivals, Arts Page 18 Page 56

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May 14th, At Captain Hiram’s Sebastian he year was 1969. Peace was the slogan in volatile Burdon left the band in the middle of its European tour. Already starting to assert themselves, War finished the an anti-Vietnam War America. And this T tour without him and returned to record the next album. band had the nerve to name themselves War. War, the band from California, is known for the hit songs “”, “” and “Why Can’t Founder and singer/keyboardist Lonnie Jordan claimed We Be Friends?”. They are a musical crossover band which that the band’s goal was to spread a message of brotherhood fused elements of rock, funk, jazz, Latin music, R&B, and and harmony, using instruments and voices to speak out reggae. The band also transcended racial and cultural bar- against racism, hunger, gangs, crimes, and turf wars, and riers with a multi-ethnic line-up. The band has sold over promote hope and the spirit of brotherhood. 50 million records to date. Although War’s lyrics are often & War began playing live shows to audiences throughout socio-political in nature, their music usually had a laid- Southern California before entering into the studio to re- back, California funk vibe. The music has been sampled cord their debut album Eric Burdon Declares “War”. The and recorded by many singers and groups, ranging from album’s key track, the erotic, spaced-out, Latin-flavored R&B/pop singers such as Janet Jackson to nu metal band “Spill the Wine”, was a hit and launched the band’s career. Korn and hip-hop groups like TLC. Burdon and War toured extensively across Europe and The only original member in War’s current lineup is the United States, garnering rave reviews from mainstream Lonnie Jordan (keyboards). The other members are Sal- and music press alike. England’s New Musical Express vador Rodriguez drums/vocals; Fernando Harkless saxo- called War “the best live band I ever saw” after their first phone/vocals; Marcos Reyes percussion; Stuart Ziff Lead UK gig in London’s Hyde Park. Musicians on both sides guitar/vocals; Francisco “Pancho” Tomaselli bass guitar/ of the ocean were buzzing about this new band. A second vocals; Mitch Kashmar harmonica/vocals. Burdon and War album, a two-disc set, The Black-Man’s in forty years, War has recorded 23 albums, the latest Burdon, was released in 1970, before an exhausted and in 2008 called Greatest Hits Live.

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he Drowsy Chaperone debuted in Cinco de Mayo T1998 at The Rivoli in Toronto and inco de Mayo (Spanish for opened on Broadway on May 1, 2006. C“Fifth of May”) is a regional The show won the Tony Award for holiday in Mexico, primarily cel- Best Book and Best Score and has had ebrated in the state of Puebla, major productions in Toronto, Los An- with some limited recognition in geles, New York, London, and Japan, other parts of Mexico. The holi- as well as two North American tours. day commemorates the Mexican The Drowsy Chaperone is an homage army’s unlikely defeat of French to American musicals of the Jazz Age forces at the Battle of Puebla on examining the effect musicals have on May 5, 1862, under the leader- the fans who adore them. ship of Mexican General Ignacio The Man in Chair, a mousy Broad- Zaragoza Seguín. In Florida, we way fanatic, seeking to cure his “non- celebrate any holiday we know, specific sadness” listens to a recording so where’s the Tequila? of the fictional 1928 musical comedy, The Drowsy Chaperone. As he listens Relaxed: The Sandbar to this rare recording he is transported Cocoa Beach into the musical. The characters appear For a relaxed, beachy kind of in his dingy apartment and it is trans- Cinco de Mayo hang out at The formed into a glorious Broadway set Sandbar in Cocoa Beach. It has May 12 & 13, King Center with seashell footlights, sparkling fur- a Key West atmosphere without niture, painted backdrops, and over the the prices: FREE chips and salsa, top costumes. The Drowsy Chaperone one dollar beer, 50 cents oysters, steamed clams and shrimp. You At The King Center In Melbourne can enter the 3 lb. burrito eating contest at 7 pm. It’s $10 to enter, and prizes are provided by 1800 BROADWAY IN BREVARD Tequila. Live entertainment from 4 to 8 pm by Pat Michaels, starting at n Golden Pond, winner of Broad- May 15 & 16, King Center 9 pm by Nacho Libre. So come and Oway Drama Guild’s Best Play hang out with the 1800 Senioritas Award, written by Ernest Thompson, On Golden Pond and The Landshark Ladies. recipient of a Golden Globe Award, Writers Guild Award and an Academy Ritzy: Matt’s Casbah Award for his screen adaptation is con- Melbourne sidered by many to be his best. This Cinco de Mayo at Matt’s Cas- fun and exciting production of a time- bah has a touch of South Beach. It’s less, romantic tale differs considerably where the classy Patron is doing his from the movie and is being presented promotion: $3 top shelf margaritas by special permission from Dramatist and beer specials, pinatas and live Play Services, Inc. entertainment. The party starts at returning to their summer cabin, 11 am and lasts all day and night. Norman and Ethel struggle to maintain a relationship with daughter Chelsea, CASUAL: GRILL 192 Billy Ray Sr., Billy Ray Jr. and old fam- Melbourne ily friend Charlie. The family strives to This is where you can take the keep old traditions alive while build- entire family, have some authentic ing new relationships, picking berries, salsa, fresh chips, nachos or a Baja singing songs and just plain having shrimp cocktail. Margarita house fun! The whole family will love this specials served all day with live classic story of renewal and hope! music.

Brevard Live May 2009 - 13 Brevard Live Cinco de Mayo Rocking: Siggy’s Bar Palm Bay Siggy’s Bar and Grille might have started out as a karaoke bar but has developed into one of the hot- test place for live entertainment in Palm Bay featuring all the favorite rock’n’roll bands in our area every Friday and Saturday night. Another May 10 At Earl’s Hideaway: May 17 At Earl’s Hideaway: specialty at Siggy’s are the theme Sean Carney Band parties and Cinco de Mayo is a good Kelly Richey Band reason to let your hair down and arl’s Hideaway in Sebastian has cheer to... whatever. Burnt Toast, elly Richey has been described been the place to be on Sundays a fun band that pretty much exclu- E as “ trapped for blues fans. You can enjoy a lazy K sively play at Siggy’s, will rock the in a woman’s body with Janis Joplin afternoon outside overlooking the house. DJ Chris will start the party screaming to get out.” What a great beautiful Indian River and listen to the at 5 pm. appraisal for the Lexington, finest talent in today’s traveling blues native who’s been based in world. The Sean Carney Band is one for many years. Richey has often been Cool: Lou’s Blues of those great bands that will stop at Indialantic compared to such greats as Jimi Hen- Earl’s this month. lou’s Blues is always a great drix and Stevie Ray Vaughan because The Sean Carney Band has been place to go if you want to mingle of her ability to capture and entertain around the block. These blues veter- and hear some live entertainment an audience with ripping guitar leads ans are actually just coming back from seven nights a week. That’s not dif- that both sing and astonish. a European “Live Blues On Whyte” ferent on Cinco de Mayo and you A working musician since her tour that took them to Spain, Germany, can get some good Mexican food teens, she began her professional ca- Belgium, Hungary and France. They there as well which is not surpris- reer as a member of the Arista Records also won the 2007 International Blues ing because Lou also owns the most group Stealin’ Horses; in 1990 she Challenge, held in February in Mem- popular Mexican restaurant on the formed The Kelly Richey Band, with phis, Tennessee. The IBC is presented beach - Cantina Dos Amigos on whom she has become both a national by The Blues Foundation, who also A1A in Indialantic. Stop by in both and international touring artist. awarded 34 year-old Carney the Albert places. One of Kelly’s most cherished mo- King Best Guitarist Award and Best ments as a guitarist came in 1988 when Dressed in their 23rd annual competi- she found herself on stage with the OUTSIDE: FISHLIPS tion, before an audience of 1,700 blues Cocoa Beach legendary at his sold-out lovers from all over the world. There’s a Cinco de Mayo street show in Nashville. Invited to join him in his early twenties, Carney’s party at the port on Saturday, May for one song, King told Richey, “That passion for the blues extended beyond 2nd. So what if it isn’t the fifth yet! guitar is like a gun: if you pick it up, the stage as he bolstered the scene in you better mean to use it.” And use it his hometown, organizing concerts she did, playing the remainder of the THE COVE featuring the likes of Jimmy With- Satellite Beach set with the late blues legend. In 1993 erspoon and Charles Brown, writing Shake your maracas at The she was playing a benefit in Louis- blues-related articles, co-hosting a Cove with free salsa dance lessons. ville where another of her idols, Lon- radio program, organizing fundrais- Lots of food and drink specials. nie Mack, saw her perform. Impressed ers for ailing artists and serving three with her strong performance, he in- terms as President of The Columbus Many places are offering Cinco de vited Richey to join him on stage, and Blues Alliance. Mayo specials. Check with your fa- together they brought the house down Blues Revue Magazine calls Sean vorite restaurants and bars. See the with their dueling guitar leads. Carney “a one-man ambassador for advertisement for more information Since establishing her own label, the blues who plays a mean hollowed- about the fiestas around town. Sweet Lucy Records, Richey has re- bodied guitar, too.” leased 11 albums and a live DVD.

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The Blues Brothers are putting the band back together

n the movie, The Blues Brothers, Jake and El- For blues fans the name Morganfield should ring a bell. Remember McKinley Morganfield? Yes, we are talking Iwood Blues are on a mission from God to put about the legendary . Big Bill is his son! “the band back together.” So, instead of all the Big Bill didn’t grow up behind the stage, surrounded trouble they had to go through to find the origi- by musicians. Born 1956 in Chicago, he was raised by his nal players, why didn’t they just grab some other, grandmother in South Florida. As a matter of fact, he didn’t even pick up a guitar until after Muddy Water’s death. “I more available musicians to put on the show? knew my father wanted one of his children to follow his Simple answer: The SOUND! Yes, it’s a fact that footsteps, so I bought myself a guitar and started playing. I the combination of certain musicians creates had the idea to do a tribute to him,” Big Bill said. a unique sound. This month two blues broth- By then he was living in , GA, working as a teacher while learning to play traditional blues. He became ers will put a band back together that has just stagestruck after performing with on Atlan- that - an incredible sound and dynamic. These ta’s Center Stage before a crowd of a thousand people. Bill blues brothers are Big Bill Morganfield and Steve decided to work even harder on his music, honing his skills Thorpe. and learning to write songs.

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This photo was taken last year at Lou’s Blues when this band-formation performed for the first time: Warren Kocur on harp (left), Nathan Thorpe on bass (center) and Big Bill Morganfield playing slide guitar (right). This year’s drummer will be Alex Petrowski.

Around that time, they think it was in 1998, Big Bill Bill: “Up to that time I was kind of a local artist in At- Morganfield and Steve Thorpe met for the first time. “It was lanta and I was ready to hit the road.” The Steve Thorpe at the Sebastian Beach Inn. I had my second gig outside of Band became one of his two bands that traveled with him Atlanta and the Steve Thorpe Band was playing with me,” performing in different parts in the United States. The band remembered Big Bill in an interview with Brevard Live. consisted of “Buzzi” Mekins on bass, Kenny Clarke on key- They became friends that night. Steve: “We like the board, and Tom Bayes on drums - all top notch musicians, same music and have similar influences. It’s like being well known in our area. brothers from other mothers.” And Bill agreed: “We have in 1999 Big Bill’s debut recording, Rising Son, was cut this soul connection and it shows in our music. Besides that in Chicago, where his father recorded many classic sides. he’s a great guy, straight from the heart. He really cares.” The album was produced by Muddy’s long time guitarist, Bill explained that while both like the same music, each , who also played on the record. Three oth- of them takes a different approach. “I’m more traditional er former members of the Muddy Waters Blues Band also in the way I play the blues,” he said, “but Steve has a little joined Bill in the studio: Willie “Big Eyes” Smith on drums, rock’n’roll in him. Together it’s like Muddy Waters meeting on harmonica and on piano. Stevie Ray Vaughan, and that’s quite an intriguing combina- Bill said of the sessions, “It was so inspiring playing with tion.” these musicians. Working with them in the studio was a spe-

Brevard Live May 2009 - 19 cial experience. They really brought out the best in me; those sessions left me with memories I’ll never forget.” A year later, Bill won the W.C. Handy Award for “Best New Blues Artist,” the equivalent of a Grammy Award in the blues world. Bill returned to Chicago in 2001 to record his second release, Ramblin’ Mind on . Bill’s new- est CD, Born Lover, will be the first recording released on “Black Shuck Records”, founded by Big Bill, and is scheduled for release in June through the VizzTone label group. He promised to have some advanced copies at his shows in our area which he will sign for his fans. Big Bill is looking forward to perform at Lou’s Blues again. It was about a year ago that he and Steve came to- gether on stage one more time for what was supposed to be a “Last Waltz.” This time they added the hot harp of Warren Kocur and the funky bass of Nathan Thorpe. The sound was magical. Nobody could believe that it should end - not even the musicians. “Well, we got the band back together,’ said Steve and everyone involved is looking forward to it. The musicians have received the new material from Born Lover and you can expect to hear some brand-new songs along with tra- ditional blues. Bill Morganfield, who once earned his living being a teacher, is now a musician and entrepreneur. He is the CEO of his newly founded “Black Shuck Records”, a la- bel that will produce his own but also other artists’ re- cordings. And Big Bill is well connected. He’s got Blues in the Blood, as his 2003 release on Blind Pig Records promised. “I like to be a little bridge between people, fostering one’s talent and giving a helping hand,” said Bill about his new recording plans. “It brings me even closer to the music and it is good for my heart and soul.” Are there any plans of recording Brevard based blues- man Steve Thorpe? Big Bill started to laugh about my question. “Steve is quite a good producer himself. Maybe he can show me a couple of tricks.” So for now, the only way you’ll experience Muddy Waters meeting Stevie Ray Vaughan, is live at Lou’s Blues in Indialantic and at Earl’s Hideaway in Sebastian. A unique sound that comes together every once in a while because of the friendship of two blues brothers. “By the way,” said Bill at the end of the interview, “I am the better looking brother!” Tour Trecker May 23: Lou’s Blues, Indialantic May 24: Lou’s Blues, Indialantic May 25: Earl’s Riverfront Music Festival, Sebastian

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Les Dudek Saturday, May 30 Sebastian Beach Inn

hances are you’re a huge fan dio hits of his own, “City Magic” and Those are the two main parts of the Cof guitarist Les Dudek but “Old Judge Jones,” Dudek is credited tune, the first part and what I would don’t even know it. While front- with helping to write two songs with call the chorus part or the relief. Stevie Nicks, “Sister Honey” (Rock A “He got so excited about it that men and women get the center- Little) and “Freestyle,” which appears we actually threw the acoustic stage spotlight, song-writers like on his own album of the same name. in the back of the truck and ran around Dudek are the guys left in the Dudek also played with Steve Miller town playing it for everyone,” he said. shadows with little more than a on his Fly Like an Eagle album and “Then we cut the song. It took us six linear note mention. And some- even co-wrote “Sacrifice,” which ap- days to do it.” - The sad part is that times they don’t even get that. pears on Miller’s Book of Dreams re- Dudek never received any credit for Les Dudek is a “musician’s mu- lease. And if you like the guitar work this song. heard on the Allman Brothers songs, Throughout the ‘90’s Dudek sician” who has influenced the “Ramblin’ Man” and “Jessica,” you toured the U.S. and Europe. Les also history of rock’n’roll. Besides should know that a good bit of the gui- released a rock ‘n blues album titled his writing skills he’s playing a tar work you hear is coming straight Deeper Shades Of Blues and Freestyle powerful guitar. from Dudek’s hands. 2002 (E Flat Productions). Addition- According to Dudek, he helped ally, Les wrote and performed instru- Dudek, who will perform Satur- Dickey Betts finish the song “Jessica” mental library music for television. day, May 30th at the Sebastian Beach one night when the two men were hav- This music can be heard on NBC, Inn, has toured, recorded and written ing dinner in Macon, Georgia. “I wrote ABC, ESPN, FOX SPORTS and E songs with the best of the best includ- the bridge section that goes to G.,” he channel. These instrumentals are fea- ing: Stevie Nicks, Steve Miller, Dave said. Dickey was stumped. “He had tured on such programs as “Friends”, Mason, Cher, Boz Scaggs, and the the rhythm part to the verse and the “Extra”, “Wild On”, “Search Party”, Allman Brothers Band, among oth- lead part to the verse, but that’s all he and “Access Hollywood”. ers. had. Then I showed him the part that in addition to writing two FM ra- goes to G. He goes to that part twice.

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remember the first time I played live like it was 30 Iseconds ago. There used to be a small coffee house in Satellite Beach called Java the Hut. Cute name right? I had a few firsts there actually. My first mocha latte, my first cigar, my first recording session, the owner’s son was a friend and we would jam there early in the day when the doors were closed and tape ourselves through the PA-system, and of course my very first ever live performance.

Sunday night at the Hut was open mic night. I was so nervous I almost chickened out like three times. Even though I was only going to play a few songs to a handful of people, it felt like a big show. I was scared, but I knew if I was ever going to become the performer I wanted to be, I had to take this very important first step. At that moment Duane Soumi, Java the Hut’s owner, gave me the two piec- es of advice that I’ve taken with me to every performance since. Firstly he told me to keep the talking to a minimum. He said people don’t want to hear you babble on and on, just play your song. The second thing he said, and this one is a real pearl, is that you are lucky if people remember you even five minutes after they walk out the door…so just have fun. i wouldn’t be the musician I am today had it not been for open mic nights and the helpful guidance of the more ex- perienced players that run them. Open mics are the birthing centers of our future performers and the proving grounds for vets to try out new material. Open mics are essential to the development of our musical world and a culture all to itself, so I thought it might a good time to take a tour through a few of the better ones in our area. I couldn’t take you to all of them, and there are a lot of really good ones I had to leave out, but I’ve chosen some of my favorites. To guide us on this excursion I enlisted the help of Pete Spoth, a local up and comer and no stranger to free-for-all jams and Photo: Tim Bretz no-money-gigs. It’s called “paying your dues” and Pete’s working hard to fill his account. I’m With the Band and... it’s a slow night at the bar and amateur players with more heart than the ‘72 Dolphins are psyching up to show their stuff, so let’s you, me and Mr. Open Mic Night go for a ride. There’s no cover tonight, but if anyone gives you a Mister hassle…you know what to say: I’m with the band! Monday night at the Ultra Lounge in Cocoa Village. There is a lot of confusion tonight because the normal PA- Open Mic Night system has suddenly become unavailable, but the very cute, very likeable hostess has quickly found another and the night By Matthew Bretz starts on time. The Spothinator takes the floor and the crowd immediately responds to his boyish, good guy, I’m young but probably a little smarter than you charisma. Everyone

22 - Brevard Live May 2009 Brevard Live digs on his renditions of FreeCreditReport.com songs, but the crowd in with his sneaky innocence. my favorite is his flow of Ah-Ha’s Take On Me. The last place tonight is the Sandbar, also in Cocoa While Pete is playing, one of the drunkest guys I’ve Beach, just a bit north on A1A. Ahhh… Sandbar. How I love ever seen walks over to me and starts drinking my beer. I you and your beautifully tanned clientele…Nick the bar- turn to the tender and tell her I need another and to please tender’s hurricanes, Dan the bouncer’s witty charm, open put it on drunky’s tab. McDrunkguy says “it‘s cool. But can air, stumble-able beach access. It really is my second home I have a hug first?”. Um..Ok, I guess I’m secure enough to sometimes. Pete plays all my favorites and everything goes hug a man. Mid embrace he asks for a kiss…I’m not THAT over very well. This is his audience and they love him here. secure. This, apparently, is his cue to take his shirt off and I order a fish taco (they’re the best!) and kick back with dance his way through the front door out to the street. What some more Jack. It’s been a long week, but it’s not over yet. just happened? We still have one more thing to do before we the tour comes to an end. Tuesday night I meet Pete in Suntree at the Getaway martini bar. The Getaway is a posh little nook owned and Thursday night at Smokey Bones restaurant in West run by another Pete. Classy atmosphere and well designed Melbourne. Now Bones doesn’t actually have an open mic martinis have made this place a local favorite. On the way night, but I thought it would be nice for the Spothster to fin- to the bathroom be sure to check out the wall of framed ish out the week with his very own solo gig in a venue that’s celebs…most of which the owner personally knows. Eight- not even a venue. Wednesday night is “flip night” here. What thirty is the official kick-off time and we get there just as it that means is that while Pete is churning out two sets of cov- starts. There is one guy on before the Spothman, so I order a er song glory to the pulled pork patrons, I get to “gamble” Jack on the rocks and find a seat. I recognize the player on- for my whiskey by calling heads or tails to a flipped coin stage to be Andy Cartmell, local player and all around good every time I order a drink. If I win I get my drink for free. guy. It’s worth noting that before he’s done Andy whips out If I lose I pay for it…simple as that. It’s fun! At the end of the hottest solo version of Springsteen’s “Born To Run” I’ve two sets the Spothasaurus wants to quit, but the crowd just ever witnessed. grew with the advent of about twenty F.I.T. students and it’s Pete’s turn and he immediately jumps into a mixed they plead for an encore. A tip cup is being passed, requests set of new classics and eighties hits. The list is short as there are being called and shots are going down like draino - this are quite a few players tonight and they are trying hard to is a real gig and all eyes are on Pete. When it’s over, the get everybody up. He does well, even though I can tell he management asks him to return next week - this time for doesn’t think so by the look on his face. No worries, we still pay. It’s a good night for him and I can’t help but feel some have another stop tonight. I pay my bill and we are out the pride for the boy. He’s worked hard and tonight he gradu- door. ated to the next level. Mister-Open-Mic-Night just became Our next stop is the Dog’n’Bone, but on the way we stop Mister-Scored-a-Paying-Gig. for a quick beer (well…I do anyway. Pete is underage) at Ashley’s in Rockledge where the boys from On Hiatus have in every musician’s life there comes a point when you a standing Tuesday nite gig. decide what sort of musician you will be. Will you be the Back on the job we walk into the D and B and watch kind that is a hobby purest and plays at home only? There Matt Sams (the host) lead his band, and a couple jammers, isn’t anything wrong with that. Music should be for yourself through a tasty sweep of twelve bar. Pete checks in and after first. Music is the lubrication that greases the wheels of life. about thirty minutes he’s up doing his thing. His set is a It can soothe the soul and bring you peace when nothing change up to more classic rock, not leaving out his signa- else can. It has to be personal first or it’s pointless. Many ture “commercial breaks” and the crowd is quickly under people stop right there and enjoy it for what it is in a smaller his spell. The Dog’n’Bones’s open mic is packed with ex- way. On the flip-side though, there are those of us who feel cellent head-cutters waiting for their turn to spit, but Sams the overwhelming compulsion to share and express what does a pretty good job of mixing it up and thinking outside music means to us with anyone who is willing to listen. This the “blues” box. is not an easy task to accomplish. There are skills to learn and experience to accrue. It’s a long, hard road and it takes a Wednesday night takes us to the Chili Pepper in Cocoa good deal of ambition and dedication, but it’s worth it. And Beach. This place is beach hip and the patrons fit right into when you’re ready to take that step- you need somewhere to the décor. The lighting system and stage set-up are phenom- start: Open mic night. enal for such a small place…for most places really. There are a lot of players waiting tonight and it takes about an hour for Pete’s turn. Once again the Spothitron2000 lures

Brevard Live May 2009 - 23 Florida Live

Zipline Safari: Spring Savings for Florida Residents

pring is in the air at Forever Florida. The 4700 verse ecosystems. According to the lead cowhunter, Miss Sacre eco-ranch and wildlife conservation area is Frankie, “The hard part is figuring out who has more fun in full bloom showing the beauty and diversity of crossing through the water, the riders or the horses!” Guests wanting to kick back and relax on the two hour Coach Sa- Florida’s Wilderness. In celebration of the season, fari also get to experience Bull Creek as they stretch their Florida EcoSafaris is offering a special discount on legs along a winding boardwalk under the cool shade of 500 the new Zipline Safari saving Florida residents $20 year old cypress trees. per person on this unique eco-adventure. The offer Following the attraction’s re-launch in January, thou- is valid all month until May 31, 2009. sands of visitors to Florida EcoSafaris have had the chance to experience real eco-tourism in Central Florida. Best of The two and a half hour Zipline Safari takes guests on all, 30% of the revenues from the different safaris are do- an amazing treetop adventure through the canopy of Forev- nated to the conservation effort. Whether guests choose the er Florida. Along the way, they experience seven ziplines, thrill of the Zipline Safari, the adventure of the Horseback nine aerial observation platforms and two skybridges all Safari or the comfortable relaxation of the Coach Safari, passing through some of Forever Florida’s beautifully pre- they’re helping to preserve and protect Florida in its most served ecosystems. One of the most popular zipline seg- natural state. The beauty of springtime at Forever Florida ments, “Slough Run”, takes guests through a type of for- may just be Mother Nature’s way of saying thanks. ested wetland. Spring brings renewed life to the experience Tickets for the new Zipline Safari are $85 for Adults as the bald cypress trees in the slough emerge from their and children ages 10 and up who meet the minimum weight dormant winter state into a beautifully vibrant green. It’s a requirement of 70 lbs. Florida residents save $20 off that springtime sensation as thrill-seekers step off the platform, price from until May 31, 2009. One, two and three-hour 55 feet up in the air and “zip” down high tension cables Horseback Safaris are available for $40, $60, and $80 re- through this beautiful area reaching speeds up to 25 miles spectively. The two-hour Coach Safari is $28 for adults and per hour! $22 for children ages 6 to 12 with no charge for children 5 it’s also the perfect time of year for an adventure and under. through Forever Florida on horseback. As the Spring rains Florida EcoSafaris is located at 4755 N. Kenansville Rd replenish the water table, Bull Creek is bursting back to life in St. Cloud, Florida, one hour southeast of Orlando. Take providing an exciting point of interest on the Horseback US 192 to Holopaw, then south on SR441 for 7.5 miles. Safari. Led by an expert “cowhunter” guide, guests pass Advance reservations are required and can be made by call- directly through the flowing waters of Bull Creek as they ing toll free, 866-85-4EVER. For additional information, travel through seven of the wildlife conservation area’s di- visit www.FloridaEcoSafaris.com.

24 - Brevard Live May 2009 Brevard Live May 2009 - 25 The Column By Chuck Van Riper How To Fix Everything Part 2

1. The War on Drugs - OK, let’s look at some other inter- esting facts: The AMA, in a 2001 study, listed the following causes of death, listed in order from most to least: Tobacco 435,000, Alcohol 85,000, Toxic Agents 55,000, Ad- verse Reactions to Prescription Drugs 32,000, Suicide 30,622, Incidents Involving Firearms 29,000, Motor Vehicle Crashes 26,347, Homicide 20,308, Sexual Behaviors 20,000, All Illicit Drug Use, Direct and Indirect 17,000, Non-Steroidal Anti-In- flammatory Drugs Such As Aspirin 7,600, Marijuana 0. it cost a little over $100 a day to incarcerate a criminal. Police arrested an estimated 872,720 persons for cannabis vio- lations in 2007, the highest annual total ever recorded in the United States, according to statistics compiled by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Of those charged with cannabis vio- lations, approximately 89 percent, 775,137 Americans were charged with possession only. An American is now arrested for violating cannabis laws every 38 seconds. Money spent so far on war on drugs so far this year 5,815,431,985 (As of 4/14/09). People arrested so far this year -- 535,366. (www.drugwarfacts.org). So far, TRILLIONS of dollars have been spent on the war on drugs, and what have we learned? More people die from aspirin than marijuana. There are no violent crimes as- sociated with marijuana use. As a matter of fact, just the op- posite is true. Examining the relationship between marijuana use and violent crime, the National Commission on Marijuana and Drug Abuse concluded, “Rather than inducing violent or aggressive behavior through its purported effects of lowering inhibitions, weakening impulse control and heightening ag- gressive tendencies, marijuana was usually found to inhibit the expression of aggressive impulses by pacifying the user, interfering with muscular coordination, reducing psychomotor activities and generally producing states of drowsiness, leth- argy, timidity and passivity.” (Seems to me, the government would WANT everybody high as hell! I guess that’s where the prescription drug companies come into play.) Anyway, my viewpoint: Legalize everything! That would stop the black market, drug violence, and put drug cartels out of business. Crime rates would drop substantially, and it would solve the prison overcrowding problem. The Government could make tons of bucks. Sure, a few people would abuse the situation, but far less than those who abuse alcohol. As espoused in Libertarian thought, we are all personally responsible for our actions.

2. Income Tax – ABOLISH THE IRS! Don’t get me started! This illegal organization enforces an unconstitutional tax sys- tem. Did you know that the first 40% of every dollar you pay goes to paying back the INTEREST to the Federal Reserve?

26 - Brevard Live May 2009 (Another illegal organization). What interest? The interest on the money the Fed charges the Government for printing our money! The tax code is so complex, nobody understands it, even tax accountants. We need a simple fair tax system. I wouldn’t mind paying taxes if they went to the betterment of the masses. It doesn’t! It pays for bailouts and keeping lying a**holes in business and power. There is a growing tax-revolt movement going on right now. Check it out online. Look up “Tom Cryer”. Stop enabling tyranny!

3. Health Care – Let’s get the lying, cheating, cash-mon- gering, greedy-ass, politicking lobbyists from the drug and insurance companies OUT of the health care industry. If you truly had a fair market, prices would drop substantially (re- member the good old days when you used to be able to get prescriptions filled in Canada?). Much of the cost of lobbying is worked into the cost of products. Therefore, without that cost, products and services would be much cheaper. After all the fluoride and junk the major food corpora- tions put in our food, there should be plenty of work in the health care industry. I mean, how much high-fructose-corn- syrup and artificial dye #39 can a body take? We should have the latest in technology and best facilities, EVERYWHERE! We should have the best trained (and paid) workers in the world. Imagine a health care system that actually cared about your health! Not that we can’t do this, if it weren’t for the ones making the top dollars who won’t let that happen.

4. Education – When I went to school, we had to know what endoplasmic reticulum were and how to conjugate a verb (by the fourth grade, too!). I know some current high school graduates who can’t. This should be one of THE top issues, but al as, bureaucracy once again spreads like a spring moss in Kentucky, enveloping all that crosses its path. We could pay teachers more without so much red tape. The organiza- tions put there to protect the system are instead, strangling it. I know, let pay the teachers what the Congress and Senate make, and vise-versa! Let’s see how many people want to run for public office then! The (fair and balanced) education of our children should be the best where ever you live and no matter how much you make. It is the wisest investment in our future, economy, and national security.

i think we can do a lot better. These past 2 articles have been my view of my perfect world. Would it be perfect for everybody? Probably not. I just base my views on the Consti- tution, which should be restored, firstly and foremost. (Why is it that belief in the Constitution is now an almost covert idea?) If greed and power remain the impetus for our Demo- cratic Republic, we are doomed. Those who do not follow Constitutional principles should not be subordinated with taxes, votes or anything else! There are more than 30 states now claiming their 10th amendment rights over the Federal government. Many more officials are starting see that, as pub- lic servants, their job is to make sure that their constituencies’ needs are taken care of. Our duty as citizens is to elucidate our wants and make sure they see it through. These were the wishes of our forefathers, as they should be ours.

Brevard Live May 2009 - 27 MOVIES by Greg Kimple & Franco Dean

Knowing Starring: Nicolas Cage, Rose Byrne & Ben Mendelsohn Rated: PG 13 Running Time: 115 Minutes ood directors usually make fine films. This is an ex- Gception. Director Alex Proyas, who was responsible for The Crow and Dark City (which incidentally sits in our top 10 Sci-Fi films of all time) gets tangles up in this web of mediocrity. Oscar winner Cage plays a recently widowed MIT professor named Kessler who figures out that the end of life, as he knows it, is very near. Too near for comfort. He tries to decipher a sheet of numbers and letters that his young son brought home from school, where it had been buried in a time capsule for 50 years. This unearthed sheet contains dates, times and other info having to do with global disasters that took place in the aforementioned half century and a few that have not tak- en place. Yet. That’s the premise of this hokey thriller in which the whisper people, well dressed, blond, alien types who like to stand and stare, get in the way of Kessler’s knowing about this impending doom. Armageddon is ap- proaching and this time there is no Bruce Willis to save the earth. This movie should be called Blowing. Rating: C-

Observe and Report Starring: Seth Rogen, Ana Faris, Ray Liotta and Michael Pena, Celia Weston Rated: R Running Time: 87 Minutes ot to be confused with that other mall cop movie star- Nring Kevin James, this half-assed comic flick is the R – rated mall cop movie complete with all its crassness, crude dialogue and convolution. Rogen play Ronny Barn- hardt, head security at the generic Forest Ridge Mall. This pudgy rent-a-cop is a pillar of weapon-free bravery who makes darn sure his shoppers and workers at the mall are safe from danger, especially since a dangerous flasher has been disrupting the normalcy of everyday peaceful living at said mall. He has a sweet tooth for Brandy (Faris) a teas- ing tart who works at the cosmetics counter. Ronny still lives at home with Mom (Weston) a good hearted drunk who tells Ronny how she screwed his father on their first date. Ronny realizes he wants to be a real cop and catch the flashing pervert. There is a slight bit of amusement with a dash of hilarity mixed in with a touch of stupidity to make this dumb movie work. Liotta as the real cop in charge of the case is a hoot. This extends the movie career of that likable schlub Rogen. Rating: C

28 - Brevard Live May 2009 I Love You Man Starring: Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Rashida Jones & Jaime Pressly Rated: R Running Time: 110 Minutes his highly low brow movie is a funny man-meets-man Tbuddy film that also passes as a romantic comedy, if you will. It tells the tale of Peter Klaven (Rudd), a mild manned L.A. real estate agent with high hopes of selling Lou (TV’s original Hulk) Ferigno’s mansion. He has just gotten engaged to his girlfriend Zooey (Jones) and real- izes that he has no true buddy to be his Best Man. He goes on several man dates to find the right guy. (not for love but simply to find his second for the wedding) Finally he meets Sidney Fife (Segel) who teaches Peter to release his inner self and became a real man, doing masculine things with his new found bro. Rudd is very good in this role with his subtle sense of humor and great comic timing. With Peter’s new male friendship in high gear, bride-to- be Zooey becomes quite perturbed at the amount of time the 2 are spending together. Segel is likewise funny and likable in this raunchy and frank yet predictable film. This comedy gets an E for effort. But seriously, how bout a B?

May 29 At The King Center Comedy Legend Gallagher allagher has the distinction of being the first real Gstar to come out of cable television. To date he has done sixteen specials. Being one of the most thoroughly calculating perform- ers in the world of entertainment, he writes all of his own material, runs his own operation, and does over 100 con- certs a year, selling out the majority of them. A Gallagher concert is an unfor- gettable experience. He is keen and orig- inal observer of hu- man nature and the American “scene.”

Brevard Live May 2009 - 29 30 - Brevard Live May 2009 MAY 2009 Entertainment Calendar 1 - FRIDAY Stoney & The House Crowd SIGGY’S: 5pm Burnt Toast CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 4pm Rockers HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: & DJ Chris; Cinco de Mayo Nashville Mike; 7pm Greg ENIGMA: 7pm Matt 7pm Jam Session Fiesta & Brian; 7:30pm Everyday Heister; 7pm Brian Esmond MATT’S CASBAH: 4pm THE COVE: 7pm DJ John; Things FISHLIPS: Cinco de Mayo Live Reggae 7:30 Latin Dance Lessons w/ COCOA BEACH PIER: Street Party MISTER TONY’S: 3pm Bob; Cinco de Mayo Party 5pm Dugan & Michaels; GROUCHO’S COMEDY Absolute Blue THE SHACK: Cinco De 7pm Absolute Blue CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: Mayo Party CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm Shuli Egar w/ Special Guest 4pm Pinch; 10pm DJ Josh DJ Tony Banks HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: S.B.I.: 1pm 23 Treez 6 - WEDNESDAY EARLS: 8:30pm Spanks 8:30pm Ron Teixeira THE COVE: 5pm Janice CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm ENIGMA: 7pm Mike ICHABODS DOCKSIDE: & Renne; 5pm Kent Taylor Hypersona Duo Everett 8pm Live Acoustic Brown COCOA BEACH PIER: FISHLIPS: 4pm Lonnie & JIMMIES: 6pm Rockin’ 6pm High Energy w/ Fitzy Delinda; 9pm DJ Pro Robin 4 - MONDAY CROWNE PLAZA: 5:30pm HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: LOU’S BLUES: 9:30pm CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Nat’l Recording Artist Steve 5pm Rich Abraham & Al Outta Sight Tiki Band Oliver Goldenberg; 8:30pm Ron MAINSTREET PUB: LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm FISHLIPS: 4pm Mike Teixeira Trio 5:30pm The Hitmen; 9pm DJ Jam w/ Space Coast Canton; 10pm DJ Pro JIMMIES: 6pm Rockin’ MATT’S CASBAH: DJ Playboys HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: Robin MEG O’ MALLEYS: MISTER TONY’S: Jazz 7:30pm The Stan Soloko Trio LOU’S BLUES: 9:30pm GT 8:30pm Wyndbreakers Jam w/ Chuck Van Riper JIMMIES: Open Mic; 6pm Express MEZZA LUNA: 6pm Chris OSSORIO: 6pm Mark Karaoke w/ Lou MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm Valenti Hubrouck SANDBAR LOU’s BLUES: 5pm Chris Miller; 9pm DJ MISTER TONY’S: 3pm Cocoa Bch: 3pm Rev. Billy Karaoke w/Bob Neal; MATT’S CASBAH: DJ Zachary Bike Run Fundraiser C Wirtz; 9:30pm DJ DNA 9:30pm Joe Calutti MEG O’ MALLEYS: w/ Last Chance; 8pm Space SIGGY’S: 7pm Swampfox MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm 8:30pm Wyndbreakers Coast Playboys Jam DJ Scooter MEZZA LUNA: 6pm OASIS: Founder’s Day Live THE COVE: 6pm Karaoke MATT’S CASBAH: Matt Chuck Van Riper & Co. Music 9pm Joe Calutti Adkins MISTER TONY’S: 6pm OFF THE TRAXX: 6pm CINCO DE MAYO MEG O’ MALLEYS: 8pm Cruise-In w/ Doc Holiday; TBA; 9pm TBA 5 - TUESDAY Jimmy Z 8pm Open Fire SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm MISTER TONY’S: 7pm OFF THE TRAXX: 6pm 3pm Mammoth Band; 9pm Nashville Mike Penny Creek Band Joseph Oliver; 9pm Over the Lady and the Tramps CRICKETS: 6:30pm Crab SANDBAR/Cocoa Bch: Void S.B.I.: 1pm The Beach Races. 9pm Karaoke w/ 4pm Pat Michaels; 9pm SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: Rockers; 8:30pm Danny Ginger Open Mic 4pm Md420; 9pm Rising Morris CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm SIGGY’S: 8pm Karaoke w/ Lion SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ; 9pm Salsa Lessons; Cinco Mayo Ana S.B.I.: 8:30pm Blues Jam Chain Reaction Fiesta THE COVE: 5pm Bobby SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ; 9pm SKEWERS: 7pm Belly EARLS: 8pm 24 Steven Kelley Arkaydia Dancing FISHLIPS: 9pm DJ Joe THE COVE: 5pm Ana & THE COVE: 6pm Bobby Redmond 7 - THURSDAY Gary; 5pm Rocky James; Kelley; 6pm Ash Reeder; HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm 9pm Switch 9pm Freeway 7pm Carl Hendrix and Stan John Andrew Burr Soloko CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke 2 - SATURDAY 3 - SUNDAY JIMMIES: Open Mic w/Ginger CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 2pm CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm CROWNE PLAZA: 6pm Danny Kent; 7pm Greg & 1:30pm Rock Foundation; Danny Morris Band Deck Party w/ DJ Timmy V Brian; 7:30pm Everyday 6pm Kevin Nayme MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm EARLS: 8:30pm 24 Steven Things COCOA BEACH PIER: Unplugged Open Mic & Stoney COCOA BEACH PIER: 2pm Dugan & Michaels MATT’S CASBAH: Mark FISHLIPS: 4pm Lonnie & 5pm Dugan & Michaels; CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke Baker Delinda; 9pm DJ Soul 7pm Radio Flyers w/Ginger MISTER TONY’S: Blues HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke CROWNE PLAZA: 2pm Jam w/ The Space Coast 7pm Al Goldenberg & Rich w/Ginger Over the Void Playboys Abraham CROWNE PLAZA: 12pm EARLS: 2pm Jimmy SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: JIMMIES: Open Mic Island Sounds Thackery & The Drivers 4pm Pat Michaels; 3lb. KEY WEST BAR: 10pm EARLS: 1pm TBA; 2pm FISHLIPS: 12pm Freddy Burrito Eating Contest; 9pm Jam w/ Big-E Rock Foundatin; 8:30pm Grants Island; 5pm 3’s A Nacho Libre LOU’S BLUES: 8pm Rock

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Jam w/ Shane & Pat Bautz Foundation LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm MOTHER’S DAY Steve Thorpe Band DJ John 9 - SATURDAY 10 - SUNDAY MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm MATT’S CASBAH: Billy BURGER INN: 3pm CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: Unplugged Open Mic Chapman Grumpy Al 1:30pm Scholars Word; 6pm MATT’S CASBAH: Mark MEG O’ MALLEYS: CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 2pm Kevin Nayme Baker 8:30pm Cruise Control John Andrew Burr; 7pm Iris; COCOA BEACH PIER: MISTER TONY’S: Blues MEZZA LUNA: 6pm Dani 7:30pm 4th Wall Broken 2pm Dugan & Michaels Jam w/ The Space Coast Donadi COCOA BEACH PIER: CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke Playboys SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 5pm Dugan & Michaels; w/Ginger THE COVE: 7:30pm Latin 4pm Charlie T; 9pm Big 7pm Rockit CROWNE PLAZA: 2pm 23 Dance Lessons w/ Bob Daddy Karaoke CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke Treez THE COVE: 6pm Jon Q w/Ginger EARLS: 2pm Sean Carney 13 - WEDNESDAY Jam CROWNE PLAZA: 12pm Band CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Full Moon Island Sounds FISHLIPS: 12pm Freddy 60 Watt Duo 8 - FRIDAY EARLS: 2pm TBA; 8:30pm Grants Island; 5pm RoGee COCOA BEACH PIER: CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 4pm Blox + 2 6pm High Energy w/ Fitzy Billy Chapman; 6pm Iris; ENIGMA: 7pm Matt HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: CROWNE PLAZA: 5:30pm 7:30pm 4th Wall Broken Heister; 7pm Dave Meyers 7pm Jam Session TBA COCOA BEACH PIER: FISHLIPS: 4pm Tiki Band; MATT’S CASBAH: 4pm FISHLIPS: 4pm Mike 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 7pm 6pm DJ Soul Live Reggae Canton; 10pm DJ Pro Warehouse GROUCHO’S COMEDY MISTER TONY’S: 3pm HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: CRICKETS: 9pm Perfect CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Last Chance 7:30pm The Stan Soloko Trio Tuesday TBA SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: JIMMIES: Open Mic; 6pm CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 4pm Vintage; 10pm DJ Josh Karaoke w/ Lou DJ Tony Banks 8:30pm Terry Myers S.B.I.: 1pm Dub City Tribe LOU’s BLUES: 5pm EARLS: 8:30pm Vicious ICHABODS DOCKSIDE: THE COVE: 5pm Rich from Karaoke w/Bob Neal; Cycle 8pm Live Acoustic Songsmith; 5pm Ana & Gary 9:30pm Joe Calutti ENIGMA: 7pm Mike JIMMIES: 6pm Rockin’ MEG O’ MALLEYS: 8pm Everett Robin 11 - MONDAY Jimmy Z FISHLIPS: 4pm Killer LOU’S BLUES: 9:30pm CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm Mullets; 9pm DJ Pro Absolute Blue Derek Bernard DJ Scooter HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: MAINSTREET PUB: LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm MATT’S CASBAH: Matt 5pm Rich Abraham & Al 5:30pm Chris Miller; 9pm Jam w/ Space Coast Playboys Adkins Goldenberg; 8:30pm Ron Over the Void MISTER TONY’S: Jazz MISTER TONY’S: 7pm Teixeira Trio MATT’S CASBAH: DJ Jam w/ Chuck Van Riper Penny Creek Band JIMMIES: 6pm Rockin’ MEG O’ MALLEYS: OSSORIO: 6pm Mark SANDBAR/Cocoa Bch: Robin 8:30pm Radio Flyerz Hubrouck SANDBAR 4pm Pat Michaels; 9pm LOU’S BLUES: 9pm MISTER TONY’S: 8pm Cocoa Bch: 3pm Rev. Billy Open Mic Switch Steve Thorpe Band C Wirtz; 9:30pm DJ DNA SIGGY’S: 8pm Karaoke w/ MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm OASIS: 9pm Karaoke SIGGY’S: 7pm Swampfox Ana TBA; 9pm DJ OFF THE TRAXX: 6pm Jam THE COVE: 5pm Bobby MATT’S CASBAH: DJ Billy Chapman; 9pm Mo THE COVE: 6pm Karaoke Kelley MEG O’ MALLEYS: Geetz 8:30pm Greg & Brian SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 12 - TUESDAY 14 - THURSDAY MISTER TONY’S: 6pm 3pm Unusual Itch; 9:30pm CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 6:30 Cruise-In w/ Doc Holiday; Dub City Tribe Greg & Brian WAR w/ Special Guests 8pm John Quinlivan Band S.B.I.: 1pm The Beach CRICKETS: 6:30pm Crab Vintage and Mission Hill OASIS: 9pm Supercats Rockers; 8:30pm TRI Races. 9pm Karaoke w/ CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke OFF THE TRAXX: 6pm SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ; 9pm Ginger w/Ginger Hitmen; 9pm Modern Day Spanks CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm CROWNE PLAZA: 6pm Giant SKEWERS: 7pm Belly Salsa Lessons Deck Party w/ DJ Timmy V SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: Dancing EARLS: 8pm Ernie EARLS: 8:30pm Free Beer 4pm Island Breeze; 9pm New SPACE COAST HARLEY- Southern Duo World Beat DAVIDSON: Ladies Only FISHLIPS: 10pm DJ FISHLIPS: 4pm Lonnie & S.B.I.: 8:30pm Blues Jam Poker Run; Music w/ The Redmond Delinda; 9pm DJ Soul SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ; 9pm All Queen Bees HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: About Nothing THE COVE: 6pm Bobby 7pm Carl Hendrix and Stan 7pm Al Goldenberg & Rich THE COVE: 5pm Ana & Kelley; 6pm The Hitmen; Soloko Abraham Gary; 5pm TBA; 9pm Rock 9pm Liquid NRG JIMMIES: Open Mic JIMMIES: Open Mic

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KEY WEST BAR: 10pm ARMED FORCES DAY Kevin Nayme Baker Jam w/ Big-E 16 - SATURDAY COCOA BEACH PIER: MISTER TONY’S: Blues LOU’S BLUES: 8pm Rock CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 2pm Dugan & Michaels Jam w/ The Space Coast Jam w/ Shane & Pat Bautz 2pm Danny Kent; 7:30pm CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke Playboys MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm dManufacture w/Ginger THE COVE: 7pm DJ John; DJ John COCOA BEACH PIER: CROWNE PLAZA: 2pm 7:30 Latin Dance Lessons w/ MATT’S CASBAH: Billy 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 7pm Over the Void Bob Chapman Chase Hammock EARLS: 2pm Kelly Richey MEG O’ MALLEYS: CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke FISHLIPS: 12pm Freddy 20 - WEDNESDAY 8:30pm Cruise Control w/Ginger Grants Island; 5pm 3’s A CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm MEZZA LUNA: 6pm Chuck CROWNE PLAZA: 12pm Crowd Hypersona Duo Van Riper & Co. Island Sounds HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: COCOA BEACH PIER: SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: EARLS: 2pm Lost River; 7pm Jam Session 6pm High Energy w/ Fitzy 4pm Derek; 9pm Big Daddy 8:30pm Roughouse MATT’S CASBAH: 4pm CROWNE PLAZA: 5:30pm Karaoke ENIGMA: 7pm Matt Live Reggae Jazz TBA THE COVE: 6pm Jon Q Heister; 7pm Brian Esmond MISTER TONY’S: 3pm FISHLIPS: 4pm Mike Jam FISHLIPS: 4pm High Tide; John Quinlivan Band Canton; 10pm DJ Pro 6pm DJ Soul SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 15 - FRIDAY GROUCHO’S COMEDY 4pm Big Banana River Band; 7:30pm The Stan Soloko Trio CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 4pm CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm 10pm DJ Josh JIMMIES: Open Mic; 6pm Nashville Mike; 7pm Greg & TBA S.B.I.: 1pm Alize Karaoke w/ Lou Brian; 7:30pm dManufacture HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: THE COVE: 5pm Ana LOU’s BLUES: 5pm COCOA BEACH PIER: 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio & Gary; 5pm Kent Taylor Karaoke w/Bob Neal; 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 7pm ICHABODS DOCKSIDE: Brown 9:30pm Joe Calutti Blue Fusion 8pm Live Acoustic MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm JIMMIES: 6pm Rockin’ 18 - MONDAY DJ Scooter DJ Tony Banks Robin CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm MATT’S CASBAH: Matt EARLS: 8:30pm Strobe LOU’S BLUES: 9:30pm Derek Bernard Adkins ENIGMA: 7pm Mike Chain Reaction LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm MEG O’ MALLEYS: 8pm Everett MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm Jam w/ Space Coast Playboys Jimmy Z FISHLIPS: 4pm High Tide; Hitmen; 9pm DJ MISTER TONY’S: Jazz MISTER TONY’S: 7pm 9pm DJ Pro MATT’S CASBAH: DJ Jam w/ Chuck Van Riper Penny Creek Band HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: MISTER TONY’S: 7:30pm OSSORIO: 6pm Mark SANDBAR/Cocoa Bch: 5pm Rich Abraham & Al Steve Thorpe Band Hubrouck SANDBAR 4pm Pat Michaels; 9pm Goldenberg; 8:30pm Jaimie MEG O’ MALLEYS: 8pm Cocoa Bch: 3pm Rev. Billy Open Mic Roberts Cahir O’Doherty C Wirtz; 9:30pm DJ DNA SIGGY’S: 8pm Karaoke w/ JIMMIES: 6pm Rockin’ OFF THE TRAXX: 6pm SIGGY’S: 7pm Swampfox Ana Robin Jospeh Oliver; 9pm Dub City Jam THE COVE: 5pm Bobby LOU’S BLUES: 9:30pm Fat Tribe THE COVE: 6pm Karaoke Kelley City SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm 3pm Bottoms Up; 8pm 19 - TUESDAY 21 - THURSDAY Chris Miller; 9pm DJ Freeway; 11pm Jewop Cd CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm MATT’S CASBAH: DJ Release Party Greg & Brian John Andrew Burr MEG O’ MALLEYS: S.B.I.: 1pm The Beach CRICKETS: 6:30pm Crab CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke 8:30pm Cahir O’Doherty Rockers; 8:30pm The Down Races. 9pm Karaoke w/ w/Ginger MISTER TONY’S: 6pm Beats Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 6pm Cruise-In w/ Doc Holiday; SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ; 9pm The CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm Deck Party w/ DJ Timmy V 8pm Supercats Day After Salsa Lessons EARLS: 8:30pm 24 Steven OASIS: 9pm Steve Cole SKEWERS: 7pm Belly EARLS: 8pm George Clark & Stoney OFF THE TRAXX: 6pm Dancing FISHLIPS: 10pm DJ FISHLIPS: 4pm Lonnie & Jay & Matt; 9pm New World SPACE COAST HARLEY- Redmond Delinda; 9pm DJ Soul Beat DAVIDSON: We Care HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: Package Drive for the Troops 7pm Carl Hendrix and Stan 7pm Al Goldenberg & Rich 4pm Red Tide; 9pm Dub 321 THE COVE: 6pm Bobby Soloko Abraham S.B.I.: 8:30pm Blues Jam Kelley; 6pm Ash Reeder; JIMMIES: Open Mic JIMMIES: Open Mic SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ; 9pm 9pm TBA LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm KEY WEST BAR: 10pm Freeway Spanks Jam w/ Big-E THE COVE: 5pm Ana & 17 - SUNDAY MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm LOU’S BLUES: 8pm Rock Gary; 5pm Rocky James; CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: Unplugged Open Mic Jam w/ Shane & Pat Bautz 9pm Absolute Blue 1:30pm Dub City Tribe; 6pm MATT’S CASBAH: Mark MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm

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DJ John 23 - SATURDAY Nayme C Wirtz; 9:30pm DJ DNA MATT’S CASBAH: Billy CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 2pm COCOA BEACH PIER: SIGGY’S: 7pm Swampfox Chapman John Andrew Burr; 6pm Tree 2pm Dugan & Michaels Jam MEG O’ MALLEYS: Frogs; 7:30pm 60 Watt Sun CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke THE COVE: 6pm Karaoke 8:30pm Cruise Control COCOA BEACH PIER: w/Ginger MEZZA LUNA: 6pm Nick 5pm Dugan & Michaels; CROWNE PLAZA: 2pm 26 - TUESDAY Chirico & Co. 7pm Voiced in Your Head New World Beat CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke EARLS: Riverfront Music Gren & Brian 4pm Charlie T; 9pm Big w/Ginger Fest; 1:30pm Rev. Billy C. CRICKETS: 6:30pm Crab Daddy Karaoke CROWNE PLAZA: 12pm Wirtz; 2:45pm Mike Zito Races. 9pm Karaoke w/ THE COVE: 6pm Jon Q Island Sounds Trio Ginger Jam EARLS: Riverfront Music 4pm Ms. Gina Sicilia; CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm Fest; 1:30pm Raiford Starke; 6pm J.P. Soars & the Red Salsa Lessons 22 - FRIDAY 3pm Diddley Squat; 4:30pm Hots; 8pm David Shelley EARLS: 8pm Ernie CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 4pm Sean Chambers; 7pm the & Bluestone; 9:30pm Mike Southern Billy Chapman; 6pm Tree Albert Castiglia Band; 9pm Zito FISHLIPS: 10pm DJ Frogs; 7:30pm 60 Watt Sun Raiford Starke FISHLIPS: 12pm Freddy Redmond COCOA BEACH PIER: ENIGMA: 7pm Matt Grants Island; 5pm 3’s A HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: 5pm Dugan & Michaels; Heister; 7pm Dave Meyers Crowd 7pm Carl Hendrix and Stan 7pm Warehouse FISHLIPS: 4pm High Tide; HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: Soloko CRICKETS: 9pm Absolute 6pm DJ Soul 7pm Jam Session JIMMIES: Open Mic Blue GROUCHO’S COMEDY LOU’S BLUES: 9:30pm LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm CROWNE PLAZA: CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Big Bill Morganfield & Flash 6:30pm Island Luau TBA Steve Thorpe MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm EARLS: 8:30pm Stoney & HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: MAINSTREET PUB: Unplugged Open Mic The House Rockers 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio 9:30pm Miss Mainstreet MATT’S CASBAH: Mark ENIGMA: 7pm Mike ICHABODS DOCKSIDE: Bikini Contest Baker Everett 8pm Live Acoustic MATT’S CASBAH: 4pm MISTER TONY’S: Blues FISHLIPS: 4pm High Tide; JIMMIES: 6pm Rockin’ Live Reggae Jam w/ The Space Coast 9pm DJ Pro Robin MISTER TONY’S: 3pm Playboys HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: LOU’S BLUES: 9:30pm Queen Bees THE COVE: 7pm DJ John; 5pm Rich Abraham & Al Big Bill Morganfield & SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 7:30 Latin Dance Lessons Goldenberg; 8:30pm Ron Steve Thorpe 4pm Mayhem Trio; 10pm DJ w/ Bob Teixeira Trio MAINSTREET PUB: Josh JIMMIES: 6pm Rockin’ 5:30pm The Hitmen; 9pm DJ S.B.I.: 1pm Dub City Tribe 27 - WEDNESDAY Robin MATT’S CASBAH: DJ SIGGY’S: 8pm Memorial CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm KEY WEST BAR: 9pm MEG O’ MALLEYS: 8pm Weekend Bash w/ Dead 4th Wall Duo Spanks Chris Morgan Serios; Zero Cool; The Ellers COCOA BEACH PIER: LOU’S BLUES: 9:30pm MISTER TONY’S: 8pm THE COVE: 5pm Ana & 6pm High Energy w/ Fitzy Diddley Squat Absolute Blue Gary; 5pm Ash Reeder CROWNE PLAZA: MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm OASIS: 9pm Karaoke 5:30pm Live Jazz TBA Chris Miller; 9pm DJ OFF THE TRAXX: 6pm MEMORIAL DAY FISHLIPS: 4pm Mike MATT’S CASBAH: DJ TBA; 9:30pm Vintage 25 - MONDAY Canton; 10pm DJ Pro; Port’s MEG O’ MALLEYS: 8pm SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 1st Costume Toga Party Chris Morgan 3pm Mud Rooster; 9pm 1:30pm Unusual Itch HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: MISTER TONY’S: 6pm Radio Flyerz CROWNE PLAZA: 3pm 7:30pm The Stan Soloko Cruise-In w/ Doc Holiday; S.B.I.: 1pm The Beach Dub City Tribe Trio 8pm Swampfox Rockers; 8:30pm Danny EARLS: Riverfront Music JIMMIES: Open Mic; 6pm OASIS: 9pm Pizza Bob Morris Fest; Hosts Rev. Billy C. Karaoke w/ Lou OFF THE TRAXX: 6pm SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ; 9pm Wirtz & Dar from WKPX; LOU’s BLUES: 5pm Jon Parrot; 9pm Onvi Modern Day Giant 2pm Steve Thorpe Band; Karaoke w/Bob Neal; SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: SKEWERS: 7pm Belly 3pm Big Bill Morganfield 9:30pm Joe Calutti 4pm Snake Eyes; 9pm TBA Dancing LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm S.B.I.: 8:30pm Blues Jam THE COVE: 6pm Bobby Jam w/ Space Coast DJ Scooter SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ; 9pm Kelley; 6pm Pizza Bob; 9pm Playboys MATT’S CASBAH: Matt Medusa Liquid NRG MISTER TONY’S: Jazz Adkins THE COVE: 5pm Song Jam w/ Chuck Van Riper MEG O’ MALLEYS: 8pm Smith; 5pm Rocky James; 24 - SUNDAY OSSORIO: 6pm Mark Jimmy Z 9pm Liquid NRG CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: Hubrouck SANDBAR MISTER TONY’S: 7pm 1:30pm 23 Treez; 6pm Kevin Cocoa Bch: 3pm Rev. Billy Penny Creek Band

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SANDBAR/Cocoa Bch: Robin Music 9pm Joe Calutti EARLS: 2pm Piano Bob’s 4pm Pat Michaels; 9pm LOU’S BLUES: 9:30pm OFF THE TRAXX: 6pm 88’s w/ Bonefish Johnny Open Mic Rock Foundation TBA; 9pm The Day After FISHLIPS: 12pm Freddy SIGGY’S: 8pm Karaoke w/ MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: Grants Island; 5pm TBA Ana TBA; 9pm DJ 3pm Spanks; 9pm Warehouse HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: THE COVE: 5pm Bobby MATT’S CASBAH: DJ S.B.I.: 1pm The Beach 7pm Jam Session Kelley MEG O’ MALLEYS: Rockers; 9pm Les Dudek LOU’S BLUES: 2pm Mirah; 8:30pm Brendan Nolan SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ; 9pm Hot 6pm Dave Kury 28 - THURSDAY MISTER TONY’S: 6pm Pink MATT’S CASBAH: 4pm CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Cruise-In w/ Doc Holiday; SKEWERS: 7pm Belly Live Reggae Sleepin Dogz 8:30pm Queen Bees Dancing MISTER TONY’S: 3pm CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke OASIS: 9pm Rocky James THE COVE: 6pm Bobby Swampfox w/Ginger OFF THE TRAXX: 6pm Kelley; 6pm Ash Reeder; SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: CROWNE PLAZA: 6pm Greg & Brian; 9pm 23 Treez 9pm John Quinlivan Band 4pm Vintage; 10pm DJ Josh Deck Party w/ DJ Timmy V SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: S.B.I.: 1pm 23 Treez EARLS: Free Beer Duo 4pm Island Breeze; 9pm 31 - SUNDAY THE COVE: 3pm Rocky FISHLIPS: 4pm Tiki Band; TBA CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: James; 5pm Ana & Gary 9pm DJ Soul S.B.I.: 8:30pm Blues Jam 1:30pm Over the Void; 6pm HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ; 9pm Kevin Nayme These calendars are the com- COCOA BEACH PIER: pilation of entertainment listed 7pm Al Goldenberg & Rich Open Fire by our advertisers and non-profit Abraham THE COVE: 5pm Ana & 2pm Dugan & Michaels organizations in Brevard County. JIMMIES: Open Mic Gary; 5pm Dave Meyers; CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke Brevard Live Magazine is not re- KEY WEST BAR: 10pm 9pm Absolute Blue w/Ginger sponsible for any wrong listings. Jam w/ Big-E CROWNE PLAZA: 2pm All listings are subject to change LOU’S BLUES: 8pm Rock 30 - SATURDAY Sweet Water Junction during the month. Call to confirm. Jam w/ Shane & Pat Bautz CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 2pm MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm Danny Kent; 7pm Dreamer; DJ John 7:30pm Orange Avenue MATT’S CASBAH: Billy COCOA BEACH PIER: Chapman 5pm Dugan & Michaels; MEG O’ MALLEYS: 7pm Crucial 8:30pm Cruise Control CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke MEZZA LUNA: 6pm w/Ginger Chuck Van Riper & Co. CROWNE PLAZA: 12pm SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: Island Sounds 4pm Derek; 9pm Big Daddy EARLS: 1pm TBA; 2pm Karaoke Ernie Southern; 8pm Fat City THE COVE: 6pm Jon Q ENIGMA: 7pm Matt Jam Heister; 7pm Brian Esmond FISHLIPS: 4pm High Tide; 29 - FRIDAY 6pm DJ Soul CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: GROUCHO’S COMEDY 4pm Billy Chapman; 7pm CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Dreamer; 7:30pm Orange TBA Avenue HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: COCOA BEACH PIER: 8:30pm Ron Teixeira 5pm Dugan & Michaels; ICHABODS DOCKSIDE: 7pm Blue Fusion 8pm Live Acoustic CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm JIMMIES: 6pm Rockin’ Blue Oyster Cult At Hiram’s n an unfortunate mishap, Blue Oyster Cult lead guitar- DJ Tony Banks Robin EARLS: 8:30pm Vintage LOU’S BLUES: 9:30pm Iist/vocalist Donald “Buck Dharma” Roeser slipped on a ENIGMA: 7pm Mike Stone Soup flight of stairs in his Florida home on December 13th, while Everett MAINSTREET PUB: carrying some packages. The fall resulted in a shoulder inju- FISHLIPS: 4pm Killer 5:30pm The Hitmen; 9pm DJ ry, which forced some cancellation of the band’s shows. The Mullets; 9pm DJ Pro MATT’S CASBAH: DJ concert at Captain Hiram’s in Sebastian that was planned for HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: MEG O’ MALLEYS: January 21st was rescheduled for June 3rd. 5pm Rich Abraham & Al 8:30pm Brendan Nolan Goldenberg; 8:30pm Ron MISTER TONY’S: 8pm Tickets are on sale at Captain Hiram’s or online at www. Teixeira Trio Steve Thorpe Band ticketweb.com. The ticket price is $19.50. For more infor- JIMMIES: 6pm Rockin’ OASIS: Founder’s Day Live mation call Hiram’s at 772-589-4345.

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AUDITIONS EVENTS/FESTIVALS May 8-17: The Fantasticks. Pond. King Center. 242-2219 May 15-16: Pied Piper. May 1: First Friday. Eau Cocoa Village Playhouse. Until May 17: Hello Dolly! Henegar Center, Melbourne. Gallie Arts District. 259- 636-5050 Henegar Center, Melbourne. 723-8698 8261 Until May 10: Talking 723-8698 May 29-30: Brevard Sym- May 2: Titus Nights Cruise With. . . Melbourne Civic May 22-24; 29-31: Rocky phony Youth Orchestra. In. Historic Downtown Theatre, Melbourne. 723- Horror Picture Show. Surf- 254-9583 Titusville, 267-3036 6935 side Players. Cocoa Beach. May 2: Annual Rockledge Until May 10: Social Secu- 783-3127 CONCERTS/MUSIC Rotary Derby Day. 3-8pm rity. Palm Bay Theatre Co. May 22-23: Comedy Zone. Every Friday: Brown Bag Holiday Inn, Viera. 321-421- 723-3056 Riverside Theatre. Vero Lunch. Cocoa Village 6921 / 321-637-1800 ext May 12-13: The Drowsy Beach. 800-445-6745 May 1: The Ten Tenors. 2016 Chaperone. King Center. May 29: Gallagher. King Sunrise Theatre. Ft. Pierce. May 2: Melbourne Beach 42-2219 Center. 242-2219 772-461-4775 Founders Day. Ocean Ave. May 14-17: On Golden May 1: Jazz Friday. May 4: Israel Fest. Cocoa Brevard Art Museum, Eau Village. 639-3500 Gallie. 242-0737 May 8: “The Mad Mad May 3: Music on a Sunday World of Popcorn & Ice Afternoon - Pan Sharks Cream” Friday Fest w/ Steel Drums. Cocoa Beach Radio Flyerz. Downtown Public Library. 868-1104 Melbourne. 724-1741 May 3: Space Coast Flute May 16-17: Cocoa Village Orchestra Spring Concert. Spring Craft Fair. 631-9075 Eastminster Presbyterian May 23-24: Caribbean Church. 223-9875 Jamboree. Palm Bay Re- May 13: Open Mic Season gional Park. Finale. Cocoa Beach Public May 25-28: Beach Fest. Library. 868-1104 Cocoa Beach Pier. (321) May 17: For the Love of 783-7549 Music. Brevard Symphony Youth Orchestra. 254-9583 EXHIBITS May 20-21: Heroes: A Until May 10: Sang Rober- Patriotic Salute Picnic son. Brevard Art Museum, King Center: “Art Of Teachers” Exhibit Concert w/ Melbourne Melbourne. 242-0737 he Brevard Art Educators Association announces its Community Orchestra. Until May 31: Souls of the Tannual “Art of Teachers” art exhibit in the Harris Cor- Melbourne Auditorium. 952- Earth by Pat Catsimanes. poration Gallery at the Maxwell C. King Center for the 9949 Fifth Avenue Art Gallery. Performing Arts. The artwork will be on display in the May 23: Jazz at the Pan- 259-8261 Harris Gallery from May 11 to June 6, 2009. There will be therium w/ WFIT 89.5 FM, an opening reception Thursday, May 14, 2009 from 4 to FIT Campus, Melbourne. THEATRE 6 pm. The exhibit will include artwork from art teachers 674-8950 May 2-17: Scotland Road. across Brevard County. BAEA will be sharing the gallery May 31: Pops and Movie Riverside Theatre. Vero space with the Central Brevard Art Association. Music Concert. Holy Trinity Beach. 800-445-6745 The art teachers exhibiting artwork in this show in- Until May 3: Rounding Episcopal Upper Academy. clude Marlyn Foell - Rockledge High School, Pam Vargas 223-6688 Third. Riverside Theatre. - Roy Allen Elementary, Marissa Flint - Edgewood Jr./Sr. Vero Beach. 800-445-6745 High School, Su Wetherington -Dr. W. J. Creel Elementary, DANCE Until May 3: All My Sons. May 22: Swingtime Jazz Surfside Youth Players, Co- Leslie Raulerson - Cambridge Elementary, Bridget Geiger Band’s “May Flowers” coa Beach. 783-3127 -Longleaf Elementary, Christina DeLorey - Lewis Carroll Ball. Melbourne Auditorium. May 5: Break! The Urban Elementary, Peggy Nolan - School Board Art Resource, 724-0555 Funk Spectacular. King Katherine Dunn - Hoover Middle School, Patty Tizen - May 30: Lilly: A Story of Center. 242-2219 Surfside Elementary, and Cheryl Mello - Hans Christian Dreams Ballet. Cocoa Vil- May 8-23: The Sisters Anderson Elementary. lage Playhouse. 543-4403 Rosensweig. Titusville Play- Artwork will be available for viewing during King house. 268-1125 Center events and on Thursdays from 1:00 to 4:00 pm.

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BLACK TULIP; 2 LIPS FISHLIPS: 610 Glen Cheek Lou’s Blues: 3191 N. OSSORIO: 316 Brevard LOUNGE: Dr. Port Canaveral. 321-784- SRA1A, Indialantic. 321- Ave. Cocoa Village. 207 Brevard Ave. Historic 4533; www.fishlipswater- 779-2299; www.lousblue- 639.2423 Cocoa Village 321-631- front.com supstairs.com *** 1133 *** *** SANDBAR SPORTS *** GRILL 192: 1212 E. Straw- MainstreeT pub: 705 GRILL: 4301 Ocean Beach BURGER INN: bridge Ave. 321-727-3636; E. New Haven Ave., Down- Blvd. Cocoa Beach. 321- 1819 N. Harbour City Blvd. myspace.com/grill192 town Melbourne. 321-723- 799-2577; 300 Ocean Ave. Melbourne. 321-254-2211 *** 7811; www.mainstreetpub.cc Melbourne Beach. 321-733- *** GROUCHO’S COMEDY *** 7977; www.sakeslounge.com Captain Hiram’s: CLUB: at Makoto’s, 785 MaTT’S CASBAH: 801 E. *** 1580 US1, Sebastian. 772- S. Babcock St., Melbourne. New Haven Ave. Downtown Sebastian Beach 589-4345; www.hirams.com 321-724-1220; www.grou- Melbourne. 321-574-1099. Inn: 7035 SR A1A, *** choproductions.com www.MattsCasbah.com Melbourne Beach. 321- Cocoa Beach Pier: *** *** 728-4311; www.sebastian- 401 Meade Ave. 321-783- HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: MEG O’MALLEY’S: 812 beachinn.com 7549; myspace.com/thechili- 7 N. Orlando Ave. Cocoa E. New Haven Ave. Mel- *** pepperclublive Beach. 321-783-6806; www. bourne 321-952-5510; www. Siggy’s: 1153 Malabar *** heidisjazzclub.com megomalleys.com Rd. NE, Palm Bay. 321/952- Crickets: 1942 N. *** *** 0104 Wickham Rd., Melbourne. ICHABOD’s DOCK- MEZZA LUNA: *** 321-242-9280 SIDE: 2210 Front Street. 1385 Highland Ave. Mel- SKEWERS: 144 5th Ave. *** Melbourne Harbor. 321-952- bourne 321-254-6166 Indialantic. 321-727-8944; CROWNE PLAZA: 2605 9532 *** www.skewersrestaurant.net N. Hwy A1A. Indialantic, *** MISTER TONY’S: 1549 *** 321-777-4100 Jimmies: 1279 Admiralty Palm Bay Rd. Melbourne. SPACE COAST HARLEY- *** Blvd. Rockledge. 321-632- 321-409-4595 DAVIDSON/BUELL: 1440 ENIGMA: 1550 Hwy. A1A, 4611 *** Executive Cr. 321-727-8944 Satellite Beach. 321-779- *** OASIS BAR: 300 Ocean *** 8202; www.EnigmaBeach- Key West Bar: 2286 SR Ave. Melbourne Beach 321- THE COVE: 1462 Hwy. side.com A1A, Indian Harbour Beach. 951-0812 A1A, Satellite Beach. 321- *** 321-773-1577 *** 777-2683; www.thecoveo- EARL’S HIDEAWAY: 1405 *** OFF THE TRAXX nea1a.com Indian River Drive. Sebas- King Center for SPORT’S BAR: 919 E. *** tian. 772-589-5700; www. the Performing New Haven Ave. Downtown THE SHACK: 4845 Dixie earlshideaway.com Arts: 3865 N. Wickham Melbourne. 321-327-2919 Hwy. (US1); 321-327-2986 *** Rd., Melbourne 321-242- *** 2219; www.kingcenter.com

Brevard Live May 2009 - 37 Saturday & Sunday, May 15 & 16, 10 am to 5 pm Summer Craft Fair Invites Visitors estled on the banks of the Indian River, Cocoa retains its old Florida Ncharm with its Historic Cocoa Village. It features a host of quaint, lo- cally owned shops, a theater, and restaurants, which provide a refreshing retreat from the hustle and bustle of the nearby tourist hot spots. It also is home of four seasonal craft fairs and the Cocoa Village Summer Craft is this month on May 15 & 16, from 10 am to 5 pm.

The most professional of folks, general public. Particularly the May regardless of their talent, are stepping show is popular because cash prizes up to be the entrepreneurs during these and awards in eight categories are challenging economical times. it is available, and that’s why you find amazingly how most small busi- some finer art along with the crafters. nesses get their start - through tough Of course the show includes chil- times. These folks go onto exhibit in dren’s amusements, food/beverage galleries or start their own businesses and Country Kettler’s Corn, a county- doing something they love. wide favorite. Other artists are taking the op- For more information go to www. portunity to get out of galleries to cocoavillage.com or call at 321-631- do shows and get in touch with the 9075.

38 - Brevard Live May 2009 Brevard Live May 2009 - 39 Downtown Melbourne

Fantasy & Fun Summer Theatre Camp Return to the Henegar Center for the Arts Registration for Summer Theatre Classes in historic downtown Melbourne

he Feller Theatre Academy at the Henegar Cen- Class size is limited with a registration fee of $250, Tter for the Arts announces its annual Fantasy & which includes a free camp t-shirt, mid-morning snack and Fun Summer Theatre Camp. The three-week camp a performance at the end of the camp. Interested students may sign up at the Henegar Center during regular business meets on Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings hours. Registrations may also be taken over the phone with from June 8-26 and offers a wide range of perform- a major credit card. ing arts activities for students entering first through The programs of the Henegar Center for the Arts are seventh grades. sponsored in part by the State of Florida – Division of Cul- The camp exposes students to the full spectrum of tural Affairs, Brevard County Board of County Commis- the performing arts including acting, singing, dancing, set sioners through the Brevard Cultural Alliance, Inc., and the building, costumes and improvisation. A small presentation City of Melbourne. ends the camp on the Henegar Center stage with an invited The Henegar Center for the Arts is located at 625 East audience of family and friends. Instructors for this creative New Haven Avenue in historic downtown Melbourne. For dramatics workshop include veteran theatre artists Pam additional information on the summer camp or the Feller Mankowski and Rosie Cocker with technical assistance Theatre Academy call the Henegar Center at (321) 723- from Adam Lucker. 8698 or visit www.henegar.org.

40 - Brevard Live May 2009 HISTORIC DOWNTOWN MELBOURNE

Brevard Live May 2009 - 41 42 - Brevard Live May 2009 Brevard Live Music Awards 2009

More Performers - More Show!

his year, the Brevard Live Music Awards will Tfeature some of the amazing talent around us. We will have a greater array of performers and hosts on the Henegar Center stage, making the show one of the top events in our area. This month we would like to introduce another host- ess - Miss Lena who will open the show together with rock-legend Paul Chapman.

lena is not a newcomer to the music scene, she grew up in it. Her father Joe McAneney has been a musician him- self playing in some popular Florida bands, Tin Can Jets BMA-FAQ being the most recognized one. Early on Joe believed in Q: How do I acquire enough Brevard Lives (especially his daughter’s talent and tried to foster it by getting a some without making club and store owners upset, even if they good teacher - UFO-guitar sensation Paul Chapman. have enough) to get their bands, musicians, etc. nomi- Besides honing her multi-instrumental and vocal skills, nated for the Music Awards if each one has to be on an Lena concentrated on writing her own music. Her song “I original Brevard Live Ballot? Crashed Your Car” became some recognition and is now A: This is a readers poll. We do not expect bands to ac- on radio playlists in Germany via the Alphabeat Radio Net- quire the magazine for the sole purpose of getting the work. 29 FM stations, plus shortwave radio too, for our sol- ballots. But we hope that bands and musicians will en- diers overseas, all playing the syndicated show throughout courage their fans to pick up Brevard Live Magazine and Europe. vote for them. in January 2000, she releaser her debut CD, Everything Counts. Brevard Live reviewer Chris Long wrote: “Lena Q: How is this going to keep people honest any more may have just restored my faith in new music. In the current than Xerox copies? sea of brainless, clueless and nearly talentless Britneyesque A: It’s not - but it saves a lot of trees from being wasted puppets, Lena is a breath of fresh air.” Her CD got some on Xerox ballots. You should have seen the loads of pa- airplay locally on WFIT. per that came to the office when we allowed Xerox cop- To find out more about this young talented lady go to ies. We could have kept a recycling plant busy. www.lena.cc and listen to her sing and talk. Q: How do I get a hold of the magazines? A: At all of our advertisers and most places that have While we’re working on the show... entertainment. But we hope you play it fair by handing ... our host Paul it out to people that are seriously interested in our mu- Chapman was sic scene and not to your 90-year-old grandma and your visiting in Scot- 2-year-old baby. tland. The pho- to shows him Q: How do you know if someone cheats? with his guitar A: If 20 ballots are mailed in one envelope with the same pals from Iron pen and the same handwriting, it’s obvious. We might not Maiden. find every cheater, but we’ll get a pretty good impression rock on! about what’s going on. Besides that, people talk, brag and observe - and we’ll hear about it.

Brevard Live May 2009 - 43 Brevard Scene

Mainstreet Pub University has students partying every Thursday. The promotion company is C.A.V.E. Concepts: DJ Guido Carelli, promot- ers Joana Fivza, Christian Smith and Vishan Hosein (left to right). Party Hardy! Even A C.A.V.E. Man Can Do It!

By John Leach and it’s spreading fast. College people from out of state are here’s a party going on in Downtown Melbourne and making Mainstreet University a party stop on their Florida Tit’s coming to you from all over the world. A party pro- holiday tours and FIT, UCF, and BCC campuses are well motion company made up of Fla. Tech. students is bringing represented at the bar. their international influence to The Mainstreet Pub every The whole C.A.V.E. clan laughs and agrees when Gui- Thursday night. They call it “Mainstreet Pub University” do says: “In our countries there’s always a reason to party. and a college ID from anywhere in the world will get you We feel at home here in Melbourne and especially at Main- drink discounts all night long. The music is pumping, the street Pub. We can bring ourselves and our culture here and dance floor is full and the booze is cheap – what more could share our parties with everyone”. college students ask for? The party changes theme every week so there’s always The company, C.A.V.E. Concepts, is made up of surprises, but the concept stays the same and it runs like Christian Smith and Vishan Hosein of Trinidad and To- this: bago, Argentineans Guido Carelli & Soledad Calvino and 1st Period (9-10 pm) – free drinks with ID Joana Fiuza, a native of Brazil. They’ve all come to regard 2nd Period – (10-11 pm) 2,3,4, $2 draft, $3 wells, $4 shots Melbourne as their new hometown and have been promot- 3rd Period – (11-12 pm) A,B,C, specials on Absolute, ing events around the area to help develop better relation- Beam and Captain ships between the college and the local community. “The 4th Period – (12-1 am) shot specials best way to do that is with alcohol,” adds Guido. He should Spend some time at Mainstreet Pub University and know. As a guest DJ spinning for Thursday’s Mainstreet you’ll understand what Vishan means when he says, “This Pub University his beats are the heart of the action keeping place is addictive, you get attached to it”. the dance floor community alive while the keg gets killed. guido would like to see the C.A.V.E. parties extend all C.A.V.E. (their slogan is ‘Bury Your Behavior’) is over the world, after all, “Caves can be dug anywhere”. spreading the word through word of mouth and the internet Check out C.A.V.E. Concepts on Facebook

44 - Brevard Live May 2009 Florida CD Reviews

By Matt Bretz acoustic guitar and chimes in with a definitely leans heavy towards a Latin was watching this backing vocal now and then. The whole flavor. This cd was delivered to me I documentary about album is very simplistic in its approach with an enclosed note from one of his critics the other night and formula. There are no complex ar- friends telling me that all the profits and it got me thinking rangements or orchestrations here, this Arturo makes go to charity. about what it exactly isn’t about musicianship as much as it So let me get this right… this guy’s is I’m doing with is about poetry and lyrical message. Ba- name is “Arturo Encharte“, which is these album reviews. I had to ask my- remann’s words come from a very pure basically like saying “Antonio Ban- self…am I a critic? Am I the enemy? and honest place and Fagg’s accompa- deras,” he plays romantic Latin gui- For a micro second I actually consid- niment gives her the space she needs. tar, has such a generous heart that he ered putting down the pen and walk- I was happy the liner notes include the gives his proceeds to charity. I can see ing away from the reviews section. But lyrics (I always love that), it gave me from his picture that he has long, dark, then I took some time to think. This is the opportunity to follow along more romance-novel hair and probably even what I came up with. closely and really experience the emo- has a panty-dropping Spanish accent. Critics, in the harshest sense of the tion she was going for. I don’t know if What chance do the rest of us have?! word, don’t appear to have much skill this album is about just one relation- I say we start a movement to have Ar- of their own- other than tearing some- ship, but I feel like I’ve lived through turo deported before he steals all our one down of course. And that really the entirety of it after listening to these women! I’m just kidding Arturo…I isn’t much of a skill in itself anyway. songs. think you’re great. It’s way easier to destroy than it is to “This time, this night, you swore My only concern with this album is create. I understand that, and I believe it would be different,” “in both of us the recording. I fear I’m missing out on that may be the biggest difference be- I fond the hurt,” lyrics like these draw the full range of the guitar sounds and tween me and a “critic”. you into Just Blue’s realm of sincerity. I wonder if the acoustic was plugged So I will review these albums that Fearlessly honest. I respect that most straight in or recorded through a mic. are sent, handed and thrown in my of all. I’m guessing it was the first option and direction, but not as a critic. I will re- Highlights are track 7, “Truth Is” because of that the mix is a bit trebly view as an observer, as a helpful voice and track 11, ‘Catch Me If You Can”. and mid-range. Otherwise I’m digging whose opinion is only that and as a fan it though. of music eager to hear what my fellow For some laid back, mellow atmo- artists are creating. Arturo Encharte sphere check this guy out. And remem- Acoustic Survivor ber where the money is going when Just Blue This guy not only has a really cool you buy this cd. Good on you Arturo! Below the Damage name, he can also play the old sixer Just Blue is a mixed duo made up pretty decently. This cd is entirely in- P.S. If anyone runs into Adam from 23 by Melissa Barelmann and Chad Fagg. strumental and although I hear nuances Trees, tell him I lost my copy of his cd Barelmann sings lead and Fagg plays of older rock, and even some folk, it and I need another one

Palm Bay Clubs Are Rocking and Rolling Dead Serios At Siggy’s it’s a Memorial Day at Siggy’s when “Dead Serios” becames alive once again. Yes, these guys have quit a decade ago but it’s hard to leave the stage when you can fill the venu. The last show had a record turn-out.

Jazz Jam At Mr. Tony’s YES - Chuck Van Riper’s popular jazz jam is back every Monday at Mister Tony’s. It’s a treat for jazz musicians and audience. Come out, sit in or listen, eat some pizza!

Brevard Live May 2009 - 45 46 - Brevard Live May 2009 Brevard Dining Food Finds The Shack Seafood Restaurant 4845 Dixie Hyw. (US 1) NE Palm Bay 321-327-2986

he Shack belongs to one of the most popular restaurants Tin Brevard County, always known for good fresh sea- food, a fantastic view over the Indian River and a casual, layed back atmosphere. That hasn’t changed. However, the latest remodelling effort is amazing. While still a shack from the outside, the inside looks huge: Big dining room, a separate banquet room - and two large bars, one inside, one on the covered deck, both facing the Indian River. Settle down there for a moment, and an eternity will pass. This view is out of this world. The menu is plentiful and enticing. We ordered the Crammed Bellos, a large portabello mushroom stuffed with crabmeat and spinach. It was delicious and enough for 2. Then I ordered Grouper McBaine topped with shrimp and tomato. My friend ordered crabcakes, a longtime favorite at The Shack. The food, the service, and the hip 337 Cabernet wine were perfect for a romantic evening. And while the moon started rising over the river, we met Chef Mike, an old acquaint ant from the beach who has his own loyal following. We had to take a photo of him (left) and general manager Nick (right) - even though Mike wasn’t wearing his chef-jacket. Don’t worry Mike, you’re known for your bandana and your delicious food anyway.

Brevard Live May 2009 - 47 48 - Brevard Live May 2009 Out & About

By Eroica Fedder

After The Bicycle Ride A Pit-Stop At Long Doggers

here are a few places in Brevard County that epitomize Tthe laid back Florida beach style. Long Doggers is defi- nitely one of them. They have 4 locations in Brevard, the one I visit most frequently is in Indialantic. Once a week fellow bikers get together to do the Wednes- day night ride. It’s a social ride to get people out during the week and help them keep up their riding skills and stamina. Most people do it on fat tires, or mountain bikes, but there are a few road bikes in the mix. The ride is a little under 15 miles and loops from Long Doggers in Indialantic to Eau Gallie, over the causeways and down side streets to 192 and back to beachside. Then everyone packs up the bikes and heads in to Long Doggers for an ice-cold beer and some post-ride grub. You’re not going to get roasted duck at Long Dog- gers, that’s not what they’re about. Their fare reflects the atmosphere, which is super casual. It’s reasonably priced and everything I’ve tried is good. They’ve recently updated their menu, but my favorites are still there. I usually opt for the blackened chicken sandwich with fries. Every once in a while I’ll treat myself to their mushroom swiss burger - it’s one of the best in the area. Other favorites in our group are the tuna wrap, shrimp kabobs or one of their dogs. One new Friendly people, item is particularly popular: the peanut butter pie - absolute casual comfort food, bliss. and a super relaxed Other new menu items are El Diablo Chicken, which atmosphere. is grilled chicken smothered with hot pepper relish and shredded cheddar with a side of sour cream; a burger wrap, broccoli and cheddar soup and the Twin Fin Combo, where you can choose your 2 favorite (crunchy fish, fried shrimp or fried clams) to make your meal. They still have 29 cent wings every Tuesday night and 29 cent claims every Sun- day. long Doggers recently changed their beer menu as well. The menu and beer selection is the same for all Long Though I was sad to see Kona go, their new draught selec- Doggers locations: Indialantic, Satellite Beach, Melbourne tion is pretty good and includes Becks, Newcastle, Fosters, and Palm Bay. For more information on their menu, spe- Blue Moon, Dos Equis, Miller Light and Coors Light. Of cials or events, visit their website at www.longdoggers. course, they have bottled beer and wine to choose from as com. If you are a lone biker, looking for something to do well. on a Wednesday night, we usually leave at 7 pm.

Brevard Live May 2009 - 49 50 - Brevard Live May 2009 Out & About

Brevard’s Hottest Limos Coolest Sunday Jazz Jam at Heidi’s

’s Hot Rayz operates the newest and largest fleet of his must be the longest Jazz Jam in this county, maybe JJlimousines in Brevard County featuring 10, 18, 20, Tin the State of Florida. What held it together for so many 25, and 28 passenger superstretches and the “Hot Rayz years is the quality of musicians and the classy atmosphere of Party Bus” where you can stand up and walk around. It’s Heidi’s Jazz Club in Cocoa Beach. luxury galore all the way. And that’s why JJ’s Hot Rayz is ron Teixeira, one of the area’s top notch jazz pianists, has now the official limo-service at the Brevard Live Music been running it for ten years together with Ron Pirtle on stand- Awards this year! up bass and Stan Soloko on drums. The same house-trio backs Owner JJ Hollis and his friend and general manager up famous guests that perform at Heidi’s frequently. Mark Otto have been in the biz for a while. About 10 years Musicians line up for this jam. “We have up to 20 people ago they opened JJ’s Limousines and soon became the sitting in on a Sunday night,” said Ron, and some of them are number one limo-service in town. Very soon, the name already famous. On the night we visited we heard Matt Heis- JJ stood for quality, business was great - and in 2003 JJ ter on harp, Jerry Hoff on clarinet, vocalist Cindy Conrad and decided to sell the company including his good name and Winston Scott, a former astronaut who plays trumpet, and that to get out of the limo business. was just the beginning. End of story? Not by far! In 2007, the limo company Three years ago Heidi’s Jazz Club underwent major re- Hot Rayz was in financial dire straits facing bank foreclo- modeling, literally doubling the space, adding a big stage and sure. JJ Hollis and Mark Otto decided to take it over and dressing rooms to accommodate the growing number of cus- revamp the business. They added more cars and kept the tomers as well as the national and international artists who drivers busy. were performing at Heidi’s on a regular basis. The only problem: JJ’s limousines were not “JJ’s Just everything at Heidi’s Jazz Club spell “class.” The Limousines” and that can cause confusion. As a matter baby-grand, the ambiance, the white linen, the wines and the of fact his former limo company went out of business and food (full menu) which comes from the elite kitchen of the it took another effort for JJ Hollis to finally get his name Heidelberg Restaurant, one of Cocoa Beach’s finest dining es- back in December 2008. Lesson learned! “I’ll never sell tablishments. my name again”, promised JJ. So if you want to end the week on “a good note,” join the Since the beginning of the year, Brevard’s largest cool Jam at Heidi’s Jazz Club. You don’t have to be a musician limo-service is called JJ’s Hot Rayz and features state of to have a wonderful time. the art luxury, professional trained chauffeurs and reason- able prices. Today the limo-service has eight cars and 17 We split a tasty employees. You can take a virtual tour inside their cars cheese fondue at www.hotrayzlimos.com. They are located just south of and a “mile-high” the corner US 1 and Eau Gallie Blvd. and you can reach Reuben Sandwich them at 321-412-2202. with German po- No matter if you plan a great entry to a prom, wed- tato salad which ding, anniversary or just a night on the town, JJ’s Hot was to die for. Rayz has the ride for you. Good deal, because every county deserves a great limo-service.

Brevard Live May 2009 - 51 52 - Brevard Live May 2009 Florida Dining

Oh! Que Bueno 1125 S. Semoran Blvd Orlando (407) 447-5026.

By Mara Bermudez ocated in a nondescript plaza on S. Semo- Lran Boulevard, adjacent to a doughnut shop, stands “Oh! Que Bueno,” a worn yellow build- ing with an attached wooden deck. It is remi- nescent of a home rather than a restaurant. The scent of sauteed garlic wafts from the building and permeates the immediate area. Perhaps, there’s something to a name afterall. Oh! Que Bueno is bueno. Not to mention rico, delicioso, etc.

A motley of tables crowded much of the simple din- ing area while an attached wooden deck provided additional seating. Families shuttled in and out of the restaurant with heaps of take-out while others lingered over the remenants of meals, chatting in their native language about their homeland and memories. A few college students pepper the area. On this cool spring late afternoon, I settled on a table, outside on the deck, just below the shade of a flowering tree. Oh! Que Buno’s menu offers traditional Colombian cusine as well as a sampling of other Latin fare. I commenced with arepas, a flat cornmeal patty, and chorizo sausage. In Co- lombia, arepas can be served along with butter, cheese, and/ or meat; however, Oh! Que Bueno they were plated rather simply, showcasing the natural taste and texture of the corn- meal, and paired well with the spicy, complex chorizo. The Shrimp Ranchero provided a generous serving of jumbo shrimp in a spicy broth with a flavourful trio of green, yellow, and red bell pepper slices. A hearty mound of rice and tostones, twice fried slices of green plaintains, complet- ed the dish. The shrimp broth was peppery and comforting while the tostones were well seasoned and crunchy. The Palomilla Steak dish was more than bountiful, a large sirloin steak slathered with minced onions and garlic, paired with rice, frijoles, and yuca fries. The cut of meat Brevas Con Arequipe, cooked figs drizzled in sweet syrup carefully balanced fat and flavor, and was tender and juicy and topped with ultra-rich caramel, surpassed the others due throughout. The yuca fries were crispy, while maintaining to simple presentation and unforeseen flavor. The sweet, the soft, starchy filling, and left little room for the tender grainy figs paired well with the thick caramel. rice and frijoles. The same menu is served throughout the day. The res- The dessert selection features staples of Latin America taurant also features a full bar and soft drinks, including confections such as Tres Leches and Flan; however, the Postobón, one of Colombia’s largest beverage companies.

Brevard Live May 2009 - 53 54 - Brevard Live May 2009 Health & Beauty

You’ve Tried The Rest.... Now Try The Best!

by Lisa Cavallaro, MA

o, I’m not quoting the box last us, and handing it over to some book, ing that just because you never used Nnight’s dinner came out of. I’m idea, or pill that belongs to someone your control, you never will. talking about weight loss. else. The answer to your own weight The number of clients telling me let’s face it… we all have differ- dilemma doesn’t come from a pill or a they’ve tried “everything” to lose ent likes, dislikes, and metabolisms. diet. The good news, my friend, is that weight, but just can’t seem to “get it What works like a charm for one per- the key you’ve been looking for is right right” is pretty close to 100 percent. son is likely to be another person’s there inside you. YOU are the answer. • Starvation. nightmare. Guidelines can definitely You knew this about yourself when • No carbs. be helpful, but following someone you were a toddler wanting to walk • Low carbs. else’s plan day in and day out is an in- and you can access that very same cer- • Weight Watchers. sult to our individual capabilities. tainty right now. The main difference • The Zone. Far better than a diet, what worked between YOU THE TODDLER and • Jenny Craig for me almost 30 years ago and con- YOU THE ADULT is that somewhere The list goes on and on and often, tinues working today is using my own on your road through adulthood you so does the weight. Diets often lack internal controls. Not believing I had learned to doubt yourself. Remove that taste and variety, create deprivation, these, at first, I now believe that we doubt and you’ll find that same confi- cost a bundle, and add to our frustra- all have them. We all have hunger, an dence and determination. tion. ability to sense and understand it, and The only thing standing between We barrage ourselves with unhelp- the capacity to control what we put into you and that healthier, thinner body ful thoughts. “What is the answer”? our mouths. Although we sometimes is acceptance of your own power. So, “Is there even an answer”? “Maybe it’s like to argue that we have no control, how about snatching that Power but- not the diet. It must be me. I just can’t the fact is that we all do… because ton back and putting it right where it do this. There’s something wrong with having control but not using it is very belongs? me”. different from not having control. The answer is so obvious that it’s So, let’s say you HAVE tried all Lisa Cavallaro, MA is a Weight Loss often overlooked. The one thing all the rest. Now try the best – YOU! Master Coach and Speaker in Syra- diets have in common is that they all When you were born, you had two cuse, NY and Palm Beach, FL. Learn exist outside us. Yet we use them to legs, didn’t know how to walk with more on her website at www.bluero- control our hunger, which exists inside them, and months later learned how. secoaching.com. us. To offer a visual… it’s like snatch- You can do the same with your internal ing our power button that lives inside control. Don’t fool yourself into think-

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Cynthia Perry By Lou Belcher

reativity has guided CCynthia Perry through every stage of her life. Whether mastering romance languages or drawing, throwing pottery, dancing, or painting, she has used her talents to express herself creatively to others.

Perry stated that she has drawn throughout her life, but After her year in France, she stayed on longer to travel she did not necessarily start out to become an artist. During through Scotland and to attend a seminar on Shakespeare college, she studied romance languages (French and Spanish) in Stratford- on-Avon. Experiences such as these served to and took art classes in drawing, painting and sculpting as create a depth of knowledge and ignite a level of creativity electives. Her studies came in especially handy when she that can’t be duplicated in a classroom. went to the University of Bordeaux in France during her Following her senior year, Perry went to London to junior year. She was lucky to have many experiences others work as a nurse’s aid in a hospital for six months. Then she only dream of. For example, while there, she took a student returned to Florida and attended graduate school to become sponsored trip behind the iron curtain and went on to have a teacher. As a result, she taught English as a foreign a pen pal in Budapest for 5 or 6 years. Since this occurred language in Tallahassee. Again, the experience expanded during the cold war era, she found it especially poignant to her understanding of other cultures as she taught students experience and get to know other ways of life and points of from throughout the world who were entering the university view. system.

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Cynthia switched creative modes when she moved to Oak Ridge, Tennessee. While there, she danced with the Tennessee Festival Ballet under Anna-Marie Holmes who served as co-artistic director. Perry danced in productions of “The Nutcracker,” “Cinderella,” “Swan Lake,” “Les Sylphides,” and “Giselle.” During that same period, Perry received recognition for her wheel- thrown porcelain pottery. She worked out of her studio in Oak Ridge and was an active member of the Foothills Craft Guild. She exhibited and sold her pottery through many of the area galleries and in craft shows. This is where she got her real start in creating art. She did very well with her pottery and attributes this to the fact that her pieces were unique. Before moving to Melbourne, Florida, Perry’s life took a new direction to Texas where she attended night school and started working for Digital Equipment Corporation repairing computers. As a balance to the seriousness of her work, she crewed regularly for a hot air balloonist. During that period, she had little time for art. Due to a transfer with the company, Perry moved to Melbourne. After moving to Melbourne, Perry decided it was time to paint. She chose watercolor as her medium. At first, she taught herself and just played around with it. When she was ready, she began taking lessons from Mary Warnick. She also received instruction from J. goes in the trash. Fortunately, Perry is from gourds by finishing them off with J. Tremble in a group for 4 years. And very good and this doesn’t happen too woven rims. Perry finds working with most recently, she has started taking often. gourds a nice diversion and a reminder classes from Therese Ferguson. in addition to painting, Perry of the 3-D pottery work she used to Perry is now an award-winning has recently added gourd art to her do. painter. Her watercolors are beautiful repertoire. Ferguson advised Perry Perry gives back to the community and vibrant. What sets them apart is about a getaway at a gourd farm in of artists through membership in the the depth of the color and the natural Bradenton, Florida, a while back. Perry Strawbridge Art League, the Brevard light within them. She admits that the went to relax and take a workshop or Watercolor Society, the Brevard light draws her to painting. She even two. As a result, she has developed Cultural Alliance, and the Florida goes so far as to say that she works to one-of-a-kind art purses and has Watercolor Society. She recently won see how the light refracts and plays on begun attending the Brevard Gourd the BWS Award for her entry in the a subject; and if the light doesn’t turn Patch, a group that meets monthly. In Vision 2009 Juried Exhibit sponsored out right in a painting, the painting addition, she is creating some baskets by the Strawbridge Art League.

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Her beautiful watercolors are currently hanging in the Art and Antique Studio and Gallery at 1419 Highland Avenue in the Eau Gallie Art District, at the Beach Street Eatery in Melbourne Beach, at the Holy Name Catholic Church on A1A, in Melbourne Square Mall, and in the Holmes Regional Cardiac Center. And just recently, two of her paintings were included in the Capitol show. They are “Morning Light” and “Lighthouse.” Cynthia is a member of the Art and Antique Studio and Gallery. She has belonged to the gallery for 4 ½ years and is grateful for her involvement with the group. She says of Art and Antique, “The gallery is my family. The artists support one another. It’s a sharing and caring environment.” How wonderful to be able to create with the encouragement of others and to have the result be beautiful works of art. To contact Cynthia Perry, email her at [email protected] or call her at 321-773- 6472 or at the Art and Antique Studio at 321-253- 5553. Also, you can stop by the Art and Antique Studio at 1419 Highland Avenue, Melbourne, Florida, to see her work.

Brevard Art News

CBAA Exhibits at the King Center titled Moon River, Music and Magic. It will include wine The Central Brevard Art Association will be exhibiting tasting, gourmet food and music. The event will be held their art in the Harris Gallery at the King Center for the at the home of Arturo and Susan Echarte, 2760 Riverside Performing Arts from May 11, 2009, until June 8, 2009. The Drive, Indialantic, starting at 6 pm to 9 pm. lobby will be open on the second and third Tuesdays from The purpose of Moon River, Music and Magic is to 1:00 p.m. until 4:00 p.m. There will be an opening reception raise funds to help support the Sue M. Pridmore Center for for the exhibit on Thursday, May 14, 2009, from 4:00 p.m. Women and Children. The center is located on the grounds until 6:00 p.m. Be sure to stop by to see this beautiful exhibit of the Salvation Army on Hickory Street in Melbourne. It and to meet the artists. The reception is free and open to the provides shelter, food and spiritual support to homeless public. The King Center is located on the corner of Post women with or without children. The center also provides Road and Wickham Road. training in a wide range of life skills in order for women to successfully transition into our community. Faces of Brevard exhibit in the Henegar Center Proceeds will also be allotted to the Rotary Foundation The Strawbridge Art League presents the art exhibit, which provides financial assistance through scholarships Faces of Brevard. It will hang in the Henegar Center for to South Brevard High School seniors as well as other the Performing Arts until June 28th. The Henegar Center is charitable organizations. located at 625 E. New Haven Avenue in Historic Melbourne. Sponsorship levels begin at $100 and go to $1000, Be sure to stop by to see this exhibit of portraiture at its which awards tickets to the event. For more information, best. contact Sue Tyson Parker at 321-749-4684 or Jock Walker at 321-727-1519. Rotary Club of Indialantic: 7th Annual Fund Raising Event For updates throughout the month, visit Brevard Art The Rotary Club of Indialantic is holding its 7th Annual News at www.BrevardArtNews.com Fund Raising Event on Saturday, May 2nd, 2009. It’s

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MY investment portfolio, or in MY pocket. Since the gov- ernment took it from me it is now theirs and when they blow it like they always do, they will just look for other ways to take more from me. So please, cut this crap that you are looking out for MY money. Where Do I Start? How about Barack bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia, By Joey Simao then trying to deny he did it. There is video tape clearly showing that he did. What’s his excuse? That he had stom- umor has it that Obama will rename GM which stands ach cramps, and he was bending at the waist to pass gas. Or Rfor General Motors, to Government Motors. Obama perhaps the king’s fly was open and he wanted to get a look promises that the government will stand behind the war- at the royal penis. Seriously, why would the President (and ranties of all General Motors automobiles. That statement I use that term lightly) of the United States bow to a man alone will kill GM. Who in their right mind would buy an that funds terrorist groups? I will tell you why. Obama is in automobile knowing the government is going to take care awe of the man because he is a “King.” That is what Obama of fixing it. Just imagine going to your local car shop to really wants to be, the “King of America.” have your automobile repaired and before they can start I have never in my life seen a man so full of himself as any work they would have to call congress for approval. Obama. This community activist, college professor, junior Are you kidding me? Everyone knows that the minute the senator thinks he has all the answers not only to America’s government gets involved with anything chances are they problems but the world’s. Yet, when he was a senator he did will screw it up. absolutely nothing. It was documented that he voted “pres- Since Obama basically fired GM’s CEO Wagner he is ent” over one hundred and thirty times. That meant he was now responsible for everything that happens to the com- not going to vote for or against the proposed bill; he was pany. Every time GM comes asking for money Obama is just going to sit there and do absolutely nothing. I guess going to have to give it to them or it will be his ass should he just sat their day-dreaming about one day becoming the thousands of workers be laid off or let go. Now politically president. that would hurt him in 2012 so trust me he will just keep Someone needs to wake this guy up and tell him he is dumping more money when asked. It must be nice to use the President of the United States (damn I hate saying that) others people money to try and make yourself look good. and to start acting like one. Who would want to work for GM knowing that Barack it’s a good thing I am running out of space because I is their CEO except people at Acorn? I wonder how much have a few words for his wife. But since this is the month experience Obama has in running an automobile company, for Mother’s Day, that will have to wait until next month. or for that matter any company. The answer is a big fat For all you mothers out there and you know who are: Happy goose egg. Zero Baby! Mothers Day. Maybe GM will come out with the Obamamobile, very Write to me at [email protected]. Whew! I am sleek in design with mirrors that stick way out like his ears. glad I got that off my chest. Once inside the car you push a button and the car takes you where it thinks you should go, not where you want to go. The car knows what’s best for you. For fuel it runs on broken promises and a lot of hot air which the government has plenty of. They were thinking about building the Biddenmobile after Joe Bidden but they decided against it because no one knows who Joe Bidden is. It would just be a big waste of time. Just like Joe Bidden’s career in politics. They also knew the car could not get anywhere on its own and would always need to be pulled along. Again, just like Joe Bid- den. Another thing that really turns my stomach is when I keep hearing Obama say, he is watching out for our money. That he is going to get our money back. That money is not OUR money nor is it MY money. It’s the government’s money. If it was my money, it would be in MY bank, or in

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