THE CORD WEEKLY
Volume 29, Number 5 Thursday Sept. 22, 1988 Wilfrid Laurier University
Conference cash dilemma plagues WLUSU
By Bryan C. Leblanc Students' Union Board of conference. The It was that last money would effort" said Arts Director Zoltan pointed out then Directors. be disbursed to the school Horcsok. years host, Carleton, realized a
who deficit. Each hosts the conference next attending school Vice-President: The profits from the Ca- University Arts Director Wood- year. Douglas sent in a proportional amount of Affairs Jill Archer nadian Student Services presented a burn is the against keeping prof- extra money to cover the short- motion to the Board which would It was suggested several its. by "If we set a precedent of Conference (CSSC) are still fall. have sent the profits, above the directors that WLUSU should not keeping the profits, it's no good. in limbo following the The last major conference Sep- from be funds to the Selection budgeted amount, generated sending It is a new conference and that held WLUSU Cana- tember 18 of the by was the meeting the conference the Se- Committee. "I believe in reward- hosting to would get it off on the wrong dian Organization of Campus Ac- Wilfrid Laurier University lection Committee for next years ing success and not subsidizing foot". tivities (COCA) Conference, held
in 1986. It made a considerable
profit which was absorbed by
WLUSU. Since then, guidelines for the 50/50 splitting of profits have been adopted by COCA.
Arts Director Keith Doan sug-
gested that all of the profit, not
just the profits in excess of the
budgeted amount, be sent. "Send it all, not just the budget surplus.
Next year's conference host could
budget for a $1,000 profit and
keep it all" said Doan. The CSSC
was budgeted to make a profit of $352.00. The Archer motion was
to send the profit generated which
was in of excess that amount, or
about $850.00 out of a total ac-
tual profit of roughly $1,200.00.
The CSSC was budgeted to
make a profit, according to Ar-
cher, to cover the costs of extra
photocopying and of the services
of WLUSU secretarial services.
Director Horcsok suggested
doing something "visible which
shows that we want to spend the the conference" money on such as
a newsletter for all those who at-
tended the CSSC. Doan
countered that perhaps the profits
should be returned to the student
associations who attended pro- portionate to the fees they paid.
The Archer motion was called
to question after over a half hour
of debate and defeated. The
HEADBANGING HAWKS: The Lauder Golden Hawk men's soc- Peter had in all three teammate Mackie, strong performances games. money will remain in the with three victories last Looks like have another Blackwood this if the cer team got the season off to a winning start we just might Cup year WLUSU account until the Board
and Brock. OUAA all-star continues like did the weekend. See on week over McMaster, Waterloo, Above, team to play they on story decides what should be done with Warriors. and 19. Cord Chris Roy Abraham heads the ball past the Wimpy Abraham, page photo by Starkey it.
WLUSU helps in Board supports OMB municipal vote By Bryan C. Leblanc Management (COD) Committee Business Director Aidan By Frances McAneney for review. According to Wood- Tracey asked whether a motion The Operations Management and subsidization will Exclusionary by-laws daycare are only two of burn "different interpretations of be brought to the Board as to Board decision to increase the the issues facing city councillor candidates in the upcoming Novem- the policy exist. It is an indication whether any regulations had been Orientation budget by $3,500 has ber 14 municipal election. that the policy is vague". broken by the OMB. Bird replied been given by the Board support The exclusionary by-law, which limits the number of unrelated that in her opinion section 2bOM- of of Wilfrid Directors the Several Directors questioned people living in a single dwelling to 5, is an issue of concern to Biii) of the WLUSU great Students' Operations Laurier University ratification the timing of the mo- students as it is believed to be discriminatory. Daycare subsidization, Union. At the Board meeting of Manual, the regulation in tion. was this not ques- "Why brought although a more widespread problem, affects graduate students at motion to that did not in this case as September 18, a the tion, apply both Wilfrid Laurier up at next meeting following University and the University of Waterloo.
effect was a of the orientation increase was a passed by margin the expenditure?" asked Arts The Wilfrid Laurier University Students' Union, in conjunction 8-1. budgetary matter, not a monetary Director Keith Doan. with University of Waterloo's Federation of Students, has created an matter. Election Task Force to examine issues students as well The motion, presented by Arts WLUSU President Karen concerning as Director" acting as an information source. Doug Woodburn, was Bird questioned the fact that the Section states that 2bOMßiii) The task force is planning an all candidates debate for both Uni- initially ruled out of order by motion needed to be split. She in all the OMB monetary matters, The tentative date for the Laurier is Board David Ban- versity campuses. event at No- Chairperson felt that the two issues were suffi- is limited to $1000 in spending. vember 7 in the Paul Martin Centre. non. He demanded that the The University of Waterloo will mo- ciently connected to be contained While Bird drew a distinction be- be their own candidate's debate the tion be into holding during campaign period. split two separate mo- in the same motion. Bannon tween and budgetary monetary Laurier is to stations on but tions. This due the fact planning provide polling campus as was to pointed out, however, that the matters, Executive Vice-President no location has been decided that, in addition the for yet upon. to support first was a monetary matter part Watson did not. it Wendy "Yes, The 1985 election had low of the OMB municipal a voter turnout 10,281 spending, it included a and the second part was a motion was a matter" said Wat- monetary people which translates into a low 21.5% of the motion to to very population. to refer the entire issue to table. Woodburn agreed split son. Nominations the for all candidates close on October 17,1988. Constitution and Operations his motion. The Cord Weekly
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. The Cord Weekly news 3 Thursday, September 22,1988
Environmental imperative
Our Threatened Existence tion of carbon dioxide. This is gas directly By Ian C. Morton responsible for the greenhouse effect. Simply, the gradual heating of the planet spreads existing
deserts and creates new ones, resulting in enormous Wake up people, we are facing an environmen- economic loss the through crop failures, displace- tal catastrophe. Failing to address the problem now ment of millions of human beings and the melting will jeopardize not only our future but the future of of polar icecaps. our children.
The is on the wall. writing Globally, agricultural Another spinoff from great amounts of carbon
land, which but a small dioxide comprises percentage of the belched into our atmosphere is acid rain. earth's surface is Not area disappearing due to only are our lakes dying or dead, the acid rain decertification such at a rate that this small area will is leaking nutrients from the soil with the result that be in hundred forests destroyed one years, if current farm- our are slowly dying. In Quebec, the maple continue. ing practices sugar industry estimates they have only several of more years production before the great maple of direct Rainforest, one our sources of oxygen stands are dead. Closer to home, the death of trees and a home to thousands of threatened species, is from acid rain can be seen or a lack of burned by thinning being and chopped down at such a rapid rate leaves from the top down. that these great forests will have been eliminated in
short This forest fifty years. summer as clearing We and our governments face a task more dif-
fires burned hundreds of thousands of ficult than which have across acres any we faced before. It is of Brazilian forest, scientists estimated that the vast imperative that we all become environmentally clouds of smoke those infernos contrib- produced concerned and active to clean up this mess we have
uted up to one-tenth of the world's annual produc- created.
Bird in Action: Pictured above is WLUSU President Karen Bird in
action at last Sundays Board of Directors meeting. The Board meets
about every other Sunday in the Library Board Room. Staff get negotiating rights Cord photo by Bryan C. Lebianc
By Bryan C. Leblanc parties. A negotiating committee must The agreement establishes ne- be struck before December 1 of WLU frosh raid addition the "For the In to monetary gotiating procedures. each year, and a list of four first time feel settlement reached with the Uni- we that we are in a mediators must be submitted.
Staff Associa- which the versity, the WLU negotiating position, Briefs must be exchanged and ne- U of Waterloo tion (WLUSA) achieved a staff at the university has never gotiations commenced by Febru- Memorandum of been in" said Dean of Students Agreement ary 1. WLUSA which will govern all future ne- and President of the Every reasonable effort must By Micheal Hunter
gotiations between the two Fred Nichols. be made to reach an agreement by
March 1. Should that not occur, On September 9th., the Friday morning of Frosh Week, Village residence both parties have until March 15 Two, a complex on the University of Waterloo campus,
of their suffered the first raid of the school Until has to prepare a summary panty year. now, nobody claimed for the action, however, much to their positions and submit them to an responsibility dismay,
external mediator. The mediation the Engineering frosh of Waterloo have been blamed for the panty
must be plunder. process completed by
In actual fact, the raid was an into effect April 15. Should this not occur, ingenious operation put few select Laurier students. inside few the mediator will submit a report by a Through sources, a
icebreakers were able to acquire Waterloo frosh shirts, to the Compensation Committee Engineering
of the Board of Governors. This blue prints to the Villiage Two complex, as well as approval by
certain authorities U of W. report will outline both resolved at
and unresolved issues, and the Approximately 20 Laurier students walked in and out of the Waterloo 3 mediator's assessment of the final Campus between 1 and a.m. Friday morning. They enter- ed the positions of both parties. After campus wearing engineering frosh shirts, while chanting the "We had Waterloo frosh in due consideration of the report, Engineers song. coming over and joining the headed the Compensation Committee on song as we toward Village Two. They thought we were frosh involved will make a recommendation to drunken in the Scavenger hunt", reported one of the
the Board of Governors at its raiders.
May meeting. The Laurier students were in and out before anybody knew what of was happening. Despite a couple shaving cream fights, there were Dean Nichols is quite pleased no casualties reported. with the agreement's mediation "We able to walk off without were campus any trouble, despite the process as opposed to an arbitra- fact version of we were singing our own the Engineers song (not tion process. "We would rather suitable for publication). discuss than have someone dis- The trophies were slung about a tree in the quad outside the Stu- for he said. "This cuss us", agree- dent Union the still be Building following day (remnants may seen). ment has done wonders for staff One icebreaker was quoted as saying "we beat the pants off them morale". [Waterloo] in everything else, why should this be any different". Over new article Universities bash back at Linda Frum
fed with that deals Association of Part-time Un- system that would TORONTO -- The au- up journalism T's I cited university (CUP) surveys were extremely thor in and blanket Students. place "gifted" students in two or of the controversial book generalizations dergraduate comparable. If people are criticiz-
statements. The article is three elite universities and 'Linda Frum's Guide to Canadian He cited use of the 1984 ing me on these points then I feel mediocre students in bullshit," said David Klausner, on middling Universities' has struck again Report of the Task Force the I'm in pretty good shape. I think universities. with acting director of the University Student Experience a recently published article, compiled by it (the article) stands on its own." of Toronto's Medieval the "It's a hateful idea. The 'Reach for the Mediocre', which Studies university's Faculty of Arts Frum said in her article that two- tiered U of T and Science. The showed system against the ac- contends that Canadian post- department. president study the solution to university prob- goes Connell called of Klaus- secondary education has dropped George the article lems included restricting acces- cessibility education," that 42 per cent of students felt below international "a worthless piece of journalism." tuition fees. ner said. academic alienated, but methods used to sibility and hiking Fred Wilson, of the standards of and that Frum called the of The U of T's Klausner feels president excellence, University obtain the results were U of Toronto "the T Faculty Association, notes most universities are "soulless most tragically 'unscientific', Johnston said. The Frum doesn't address the root that Frum recalls with and wasted opportunity in Canadian problem of Canadian universities: nostalgia alienating." information was compiled from the elitist of the The this education." system 19505. He piece, published in randomly distributed question- government underfunding. "We have said the sentiment is month's Saturday Night The writer isn't surprised by naires and forums our problems here "misplaced" maga- open . Only as it recalls time when calls the universities of all the criticism. and we could be better, but the a women zine, 800 were returned. and ethnic minorities "I didn't of the and federal were barred Toronto, Manitoba, Regina, expect any Frum dismisses complaints provincial govern- about be from post-secondary education. Windsor and Laurentian "na- universities I wrote to research ments have chosen not to fund a about her methods, sug- us Officials in the university's tional she said. "But everybody said Klausner. "Our disgrace". happy," gesting that they are a defensive adequately,"
their deliver admissions are al- is entitled to own form of attack. capacity to un- department con- University officials are opinion." and easy good article is anecdotal and dergraduate education is down." cerned that Frum's negative ready attacking Frum's research. The "I feel better already. It's claims Klausner also with affect U of T en- Frum's article is as unsubstantiated, Terry hard on publicity may "Linda very to get figures stu- disagrees rollment. liaison officer at U of I Frum's notion of two-tiered ill-documented as possible. I'm Johnston, dent satisfaction. feel that the a The Cord Weekly
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Wildlife Habitat Canada to offer scholarship Commentary by Special to The Cord habitat component, Wildlife Habitat Canada is en-
Wildlife Habitat couraging research that will assist in the Canada has announced a new designa- Will Powell Graduate tion and conservation of critical wildlife habitat. Scholarship Program that will promote In order to be the development of Canadian in wildlife eligible for an award, students expertise The John B. Aird Centre has opened this year to the students and habitat conservation must be a Canadian citizen or as well as provide valuable permanent resident, staff of WLU. This much needed office space is a relief, I'm sure, to must follow submission financial assistance to the of guidelines outlined in careers recipient stu- all members of the Anthropology, Modern Languages, Sociology, dents. Wildlife Habitat Canada's Criteria for Scholar- and Music departments at Laurier. The Aird Centre also allows for A maximum ship Funding Applications, and of two scholarships will be must apply more students to live in MacDonald House, which it was designed for a Canadian awarded Ten thousand dollars for through University, as Wildlife Habitat per year. per year in the first place. Though the Aird Centre has helped to alleviate the Canada two will be available does not accept direct submissions from years to a student in a Masters this is -the problem of limited office space and student housing, only students. Program, while $12,000 for three per year years it and purpose serves successfully fully. Each will be for screen- will be awarded to a student in a Doctoral university responsible Program. I have a class in the Aird Centre and thirty-seven of us are ex-
ing student's proposals and for one In initiating this Wildlife Habitat Can- submitting can- program, pected to stay alert and learn in a forty by forty (approx.) room with didate per award to Wildlife Habitat Canada ada has identified three key areas of interest. by no windows and an eight foot high ceiling. Needless to say the cir- * March Ist of each Wildlife Agriculture/Wildlife - The of year. Habitat Canada's integration agri- culation in this room is very poor and the class is hot and stuffy. I do Board of Directors will review culture needs and wildlife habitat the submissions and management can not speak for everybody but I have a hard time keeping awake in the award the grants on an annual basis. Students will go a long to a abundance of way ensuring healthy best of classes without being forced to learn in a tomb. be advised of the Board's decision in June. crops and wildlife. Currently there is little data that early for teacher communicate class It must be hard any to try to to a identifies the benefits or costs to the landowner of either off It The scholarship will be awarded to the appropriate when the students are dosing or fidgeting. does not matter practicing conservation techniques, hence, land- how university for credit to the account of the student. expert a professor is at her/his job, students need to key out for owners have little incentive to these adopt prac- The university will then administer the funds and moments in class to absorb something they have just heard or dis- tices. Research is needed into various land manage- ensure that Wildlife Habitat Canada cussed. that in a room with no windows and all receives regu- Try doing people ment techniques that will work toward lar Whoever these achieving progress reports. around you who are trying to do the same. planned sustainable development. For further information that most of the in the Aird Centre on the program, stu- rooms (I'm assuming rooms are * - forest Forestry/Wildlife Long-term manage- dents are asked to inquire at their university's Grad- the same) was not considering who would be using them. More than ment requires integrated of forest uate management School. likely the designer was chiefly concerned with cost cutting and saving lands for sustainable of both wood fiber and Wildlife Habitat yields Canada is an independent, non- under the watchful eye of Dr. Weir and his band of merry men. It is wildlife habitat. Wildlife Habitat Canada is foundation support- profit dedicated to the conservation,, sad that the students and the professors, the only reason why this in-
new research initiatives that ing encourage this in- restoration and enhancement of Canada's wildlife stitution exists, must suffer because of the tight pockets of administr- tegration. habitats. Since its in whom add inception 1984, the foundation ators, I might are administrating our money. * Critical Wildlife Habitat - The decline of has committed million Centre will the Theatre. This many over $13 to more than 120 The Aird eventually be opening new wildlife species is associated with the loss or modi- across Canada. a projects Funding comes primarily Theatre has been designed with all considerations for acoustics and fication of their habitat. Since from the sales many management of the Wildlife Habitat Conservation warm personal atmosphere. How fantastic, but this auditorium is for plans endangered species do not contain a Stamp and Limited-Edition Print. available only for the music students and the active and growing
theatre department at Laurier mustremain in the Theatre Auditorium. FOOD CHAIN The John B. Aird Centre has some things to offer to Laurier stu- dents and staff but when spending so much of the University's money
perhaps Dr. Weir and whoever else decided on the final design could
have had a more foresight and concern for the people they profess to
support.
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Special to The Cord
About 24,000 alumni of Wil-
frid Laurier University have been invited back to campus this
weekend to celebrate Homecom-
ing '88. More than 20 events
have been planned.
- Sept. 23 Mergers and ac-
quisitions are the subject of the
MBA Symposium from 9:00 am
to noon in P1025.
Sept. 24 - A free champaign brunch in the Dining Hall is fol-
lowed by the Alumni Associa-
tion's annual meeting from 10:00
am to 11:30.
- Tailgate party in the Semi-
lot from nary parking 11:30 am to 1:45 pm. Hotdogs and ham- burgers will be served.
- Homecoming football
game features the Hawks vs. the
Western Mustangs at Seagram
Stadium at 2:30 pm. Peace demonstration hits Laurier!!: The newly - Lettermen's Homecoming formed Womens Issues Club held a demonstration dance and banquet is from 8:00 to commemorate the International Day of Peace. to pm 1:00 am in the Turret.
OOOPS!
In the September 9 issue of
The Cord, the story entitled
"Students get city bus pass
break", it was mistakenly reported that the new university
student bus pass was effective from September 12 to December
12. In fact, the pass is effective
from September 1 to November
30. We regret any inconvenience
caused by this error.
The September 16 story entitled "Refugee gains his free-
dom", it was incorrectly reported that WLU fully sponsored Joseph Wasswa. In fact, WLU waived lots^^^^^ tuition and ancillary fees only. Students, your assignment today is Of course, we've also added The rest of the sponsorship has to learn how to use the Smith Corona of other fine features to the XL 2500. come from the Guelph United XL 2500 typewriter. There's full line correction, Auto Church Men's Club. As well, it don't Ooops, get too settled in your Half-Space, Auto Center, even our Right was reported that the University The XL isn't seats. 2500 a very difficult Ribbon which automatically wduld sponsor a student of this study. prevents you from using the wrong type every year. While discus- In unlike most electronic combination of ribbon and sions to this end have occurred, fact, type- correcting
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Women in Power ...
By E.A. Sajnovic With the Ontario High School system giving students the options to drop mathematics in grade
9 and science courses in female Over the last two decades, women have made grade 10, many
students are these and limit great strides in the professional world. Women dropping courses, in home and with their for into are no longer only involved the options entry university programs and later into the field. children—they are going out into the work force career claim that and and becoming career orientated. Many people women men are
different when it comes to in Making the choice to follow a career begins very competence
certain fields —men achieve at sciences and much earlier in this day and age then it did even a
maths and women achieve in the arts field. decade Women are in school ago. deciding high Lan Miller of Canada Employment it is to proceed to some form of post-secondary edu- says
that women, as a prefer cation to receive the training, experience and edu- possible group, may certain when under- cation that is needed in today's competitive occupational areas, even they stand have world. they equal opportunity to study any
Statistics Canada studies that field. Women who do study in a field traditional- Although prove
labelled as 'male' have a on the most women are still in traditional fields of study, ly monopoly job
market. University female professors will have a such as social science, education and the better chance of receiving tenure because humanities, women are making progress through many
all fear sex- better counselling coming out of high school and university administrators, being men,
from ual discrimination charges. motivation parents and peers. in Another problem is if a women has the same Parents play an important role the motiva- for hired tion of their daughters to complete high school, qualifications as a man a job, men are
much more and hold better and and career. frequently paying, attend university or college pursue a then The Peats-Armstrong study (1987) showed that more important jobs most women.
for the above statement be true, parents are the main source of encouragement Although may
Laurier has on the second floor high school girls. Guidance counselors and something unique
of the Student Union —most of the em- teachers come next in line. Building
Not their ployees and those holding important positions are every parent is prepared to guide child however. Guidance counselors in high women.
Three of this are: Karen Bird, Presi- school are the next option for girls interested in a examples
need be dent of Wilfrid Laurier Students' career. Guidance counselors to suppor- University Union Marie President of FEATURE tive of ideas that the female student has for her (WLUSU), Molloy, usual Wilfrid Laurier Graduate Students' own future and not proceed to give the University and follow in child social Association (WLUGSA), Cori Ferguson, responses to careers care, Editor-in-Chief of the Cord worker, nursing etc. Weekly.
with Science. Bird has been due to lack of time and other shock having to readjust to Political
commitments. Molloy will hold accommodate women in the work involved with WLUSU for two force." this in the the position until April 30, 1989. years previous to ca- also that she is Molloy cited the main pressures Molloy says pacity of Board of Director. Bird
not one for was stu- as maintaining good relations 'power-tripping'. elected by the university
Molloy has an attitude in a close with people that she deals with on easy going dents last February about her but takes her election. a day-to-day basis. position,
"I Bird, as out, see myself more as a sup- job very seriously. Molloy pointed As —a who for the Future? also one of the problems as- port person person says to obtain her sociated with her is be delegates yet is always there to Molloy plans job to as- Ph.D in and to their help and to be responsible for Psychology hopes sured that everyone is doing is be independently employed as a and into what everyone doing." jobs meshing everything Because her courses Molloy feels that there are no psychologist. a neat package. the be- at Laurier emphasize consulting "Personnel management and added pressures to job "I have and research, she also hopes to do with other cause she is a woman. people getting along in U.S. relations and consulting the people is important and must go WLUGSA: very good working is smoothly," said Bird. everyone extremely supportive WLUSU of and of WLUGSA." Bird emphasizes that Marie Molloy graduated with myself that though that times is not 100% of her life and a General Bachelor of Arts de- Molloy agrees of in in of- she tries to have a lot variety Uni- will tougher as her term gree in Psychology from the get her life. A sense of is fice priorities versity of Waterloo and is cur- progresses. important in a management rently completing her Masters de- When asked how others view very such as she has. in her job and the fact that a woman position gree Social Community The main problem that Bird a male position, Psychology at Laurier. Previous hold traditionally sees in a woman in a stated, "At first I was un- being posi- to her university education, Mol- Molloy tion which is male comfortable with the title of traditionally loy took a three year Addiction that I into dominated is many people Counselling course at George 'President', but am fitting notice that she is a woman—with Brown College in Toronto. the position well—I'm not letting a note whether he is an interfere with who I am and man, they At UW, Molloy was involved it WLUSU: Arts or a Business student. with the Waterloo Public Interest who I want to be."
their is no dis- Molloy that holding a "Academically, Research Group as a Board agrees tinction between men and women is one Karen Bird in 1988 mimeber. traditionally male position graduated in the classroom —at least not in that will take some getting used with a General Bachelor of Arts Molloy took over the position which have taken. do a and in combined with the classes I of President of WLUGSA when to. "Men great job they degree English
through culture a Honors in But in the business environment, Allister Hain resigned in late July too have gone Bachelor of Arts The Cord Weekly
9 Thursday, September 22,1988
Meeting the Challenge
women are not taken as She has also been ficult and take to Even if the of seriously, writing for the women are in their positions be- may years pressure sup- intentions their are questioned, for succeed and really become what porting a are not there, newpaper three years. cause of their qualifications for family
and there is a In want to be. women do want to feel always lingering March, Ferguson competed the job and not because they are you careers
doubt about their with Women have to be fulfilled. Some women competency," two other women and three women. They all have one thing a right nowadays
said Bird. for successful and have their dreams need much more then a to men the position of Cord in common—they are striving to family Most A men are considered nat- Editor. Her term of office is from come true. family is not always feel whole.
ural leaders, are and better themselves and to be the In decisive May 1988 to April 1989. second best, but many women today's world, women are
work best they can at what they are that delegate very well. How- Ferguson listed time restraints realize to survive with asserting themselves academical-
when a woman doing. statistics on divorce, and are ever, and putting out a quality student today's they ly career-wise—they Women in demonstrates the above, she is today's society are must have some form of income much earlier in their lives paper every week of the school starting considered to have 'male' viewed as too much, but other than their husband's with traits. as some of the wanting if management and year major pres- they positions
Bird that this a successful career woman alone in in explained causes sures that biing are suddenly the world positions which are chal- are applied to anyone in they not to believe women can- is wrong—it can be dif- with children to many that the job of Editor-in-Chief. Along very feed. lenged. fulfill the not position and there- with this, is the fact the Editor is fore the positions defines them. responsible for everything to do Bird that she fills the Presi- with the hopes paper plus the WLUer,
dency adequately and that she the Laurier: Picture Perfect will define her position. Calendar and the Student Direc- On the Job... Bird that hopes people will tory.
regard her Presidency as a "I have to prove myself much 'normal' and occurance not more itien any other person be-
that will never be first, something cause people go on past per- repeated. formance of previous Editors, and
I Being the only woman to run second, am a women." Also, for the Presidency, Bird said, "I Ferguson is the first woman
won the election on merit, past Editor in six years and no one re-
experience and history within the members the last one.
Students' Union." Being new on the job,
Bird said that the stereo- Ferguson had difficulty adjusting
typical ways in which some to people not believing in her and
woman work for promotion—us- dealing with her rather explosive
ing physical attributes to get personality. ahead—is demeaning and "I am not a feminist, and I
demoralizing to those women and don't believe in women being in
others who work to get ahead. positions of 'power' just because
WLUSU, this year in particu- they are women...they must be
lar, has a large number of women qualified for the job and giving it
in its executive. The Operations to them on the basis of sex is
Management Board consists of: reverse discrimination," said
Wendy Watson is Executive Ferguson. Vice-President, Jill Archer is In journalism, generally,
Vice-President: Af- work hard University women must very to
fairs, Heather Francis is Vice- succeed. Men do not take a
President: Marketing. women reporter as seriously as a Bird emphasized that things male reporter. Ferguson gives an little run a differently than with a example.
male dominated OMB. "There are "In 'rock' journalism a lot of
personality conflicts, but we are times male performers are under
working on improving them. the impression that a female in-
There is a lot more consideration terviewer is not interested in what and have in thought given to issues, and they to say, but only
since women have to work a lot whether or not he is a good harder to prove themselves, they lay—with a male interviewer they are more creative and will in- take things much more seriously." stitute change." Ferguson feels that the num- In the future, Bird hopes to ei- ber of female employees of
ther enter Graduate Studies for WLUSU, WLUGSA and WLU
Political to Science, or go Law Student Publications is somewhat
School. of a fluke. However, she does ad-
mit that the fact that women took
the incentive to apply last
year—and were either elected at
large or hired to their
positions—will encourage other
women to do the same in the fu-
ture.
"A healthy balance between
male and female employees is re-
quired...a healthy attitude on the
parts of both men and women regarding working relationships is also important." Ferguson pointed out that
WLUSP: women who are assertive are the Cord and Weekly viewed as overly aggresive
'non-feminine' and receive the
Cori Ferguson completed label "feminist dyke Honors three years of an bitches"—this is not true, they are in ambitious. Bachelor of Arts program just achievers and
Political Science at the University Ferguson plans to finish her
of Waterloo. Ferguson started degree and move into the music working for the Cord Weekly al- industry in the capacity of a
in the writer most two years ago capac- publicist, agent or publicity
ity of Production Manager and as for a record company. a member of the Editorial Board. All of the above mentioned The Cord Weekly
10 Thursday, September 22,1988
THE CORD WEEKLY
Waterloo ward system
The City Council of Waterloo seems to be playing
politics with its decision to hold a referendum on the
question of instituting a ward system in this city.
Council has decided that a referendum would be in-
cluded in this November's municipal elections. This
poll of the citizenry of Waterloo would be intended to
determine whether or not the popular support exists to
with replace the present "at-large" system a ward
system.
The basic underpinnings of the ward system are as follows. The city is divided into several sections, all
consisting of relatively equal population numbers,
similar community and residential interests, as well as
within having a contiguous shape contained "natural"
borders. From each section, or ward, a specific num-
ber of counselors are elected to represent that area's
concerns.
In the present at-large system, counselors are
reside in elected by all eligible city voters, and can of area of the Under the latter all areas REALLY mean? city. system, What does your major the city are not guaranteed to be represented. Are student For the university students of this city, the ward you a first-year wondering why you registered for the courses did? Are looking would be much It would enable bet- you you system preferred. GUEST COMMENT round for an elective to out your schedule? interest easy ter communication between student groups BY Are ou unable to understand the vague course des- that the of Water- and city officials by ensuring areas in the of think I'm criptions calendar study? Do you JOHN OBERHOLTZER
with concentration of students are loo the highest using too many rhetorical questions?
If the of these is represented by people who live within that region. The answer to any questions yes, in the Couch Potato Studies (Film Studies): then you're probably same situation as a needs of the large proportion of students could be dis- After two Film last I have thousand other students. But there is no need to taking courses year, cussed with councillors who understand the social con- After two full at ask ballooned to "Refridgerator" Status. panic. years WLU, (you may Perry Although ditions of this and what is to the stu- area, important what I but and classic films is mean by full, after reading this article, watching analyzing interesting,
dents. I will I will be that was what am full of be quite clear) have ac- many disappointed "Porky's" What of Waterloo have recently taken off the curriculum. the burghers done, though, quired sufficient knowledge to give a complete of the entire overview of what the various majors are really all is to seemingly make a mockery out pro- Insufferable Boredom (History): about. To make each of under- five area study more repeats itself. Therefore, future students cess. At Monday's meeting, proposals were out- History standable, I have renamed it and a brief des- given will be stupid enough to take History. lined for a potential ward system should it be ratified cription of what to expect. in November. The Twilight Zone (Psychology): into one of these proposals, Option D, takes Greed (Business): Only I don't really remember much about Psychol- account the "The best things in life are free/But can the student-populated areas surrounding you ogy. It's comparable to being a Cleveland Indians
leave them for the birds and bees/Give me money." fan. You know were but two universities. The plan calls for three councillors to you present, you can't, or Talking to Business student, this philosophy any don't want to, remember what happened. There is be elected from each ward, with one being designated becomes painfully obvious. Most biz-knobs look one lingering effect from Psychology, though. of four as a representative". All the other "regional forward to the days when they can drive $40,000 Everytime I see All Auerbach, I start to drool. would result in the "student slums" plans being sports cars and own wardrobes that make Elton
divided two or more wards. John look like Ed Grimley. Business students view among Rhetoric (Political Science): the in since money as most important thing life, but Question to Poli D From the measures presented by council, it would Sci prof: Why did I get a on I have no alternative, they must be right. the rather my essay? Response: Your report was inaccurate seem that its members are intent on diluting and repetitive, and I would have liked to have seen and vocal interest that has grown among strong group Sadism (Economics): more original analysis rather than simple statements the student in the few divid- community past years. By Economics is a clever front for the recruit- just of fact Translation: Next time plagarize "TIME"
the vote into more than one our ment of Marines. The is on with- ing university ward, major emphasis instead of "USA Today", dummy.
to would standing torture and pain, ranging from watching Because of votes would be diluted the point where they a lack of space, there are many the Leafs to listening toWhitney Houston albums to I have mentioned become worthless. majors not including Babysitting textbook. able draw understanding your Being to (Sociology), Daydreaming (Philosophy), and Certainly, the argument can be made that by hav- graphs is an asset. NOTE: not to be confused with Playtime (Phys. Ed.). Furthermore, Geography in- in more than one ward we students ing representation the sister Frontal Labotimies for course, Beginners cludes tasks as diverse as memorizing the names of benefit more than three could by actually electing the and (Math). provinces understanding your local in with concerns to councillors who are tune student weatherman, so it is impossible to summarize its' Creative Bullshit be bad with a (English Lit.): contents in one office. But, the odds of that would very paragraph. It be all literature real can argued that reflects Good Luck to all students this and divided student populace. year, remem- life, and that life is and futile, and ber that meaningless not everyone reaches the same goals by the Unfortunately, the city holds all the trump cards at therefore, all literature is meaningless. Unfortunat- same measures. Some are naturally brilliant, some the moment. This fall's referendum asks whether only this to 2,500 words is not con- ly, stretching theory survive by hard work and some have nothing better favour the ward not which of voters system, type sys- dusive to passing grades. to do than write trash like this.
tem they prefer.
Editorial opinions are approved by The Cord Editorial Board on behalf of Cord LETTERS TO'THE EDITOR must be typed, double spaced and submitted by FRI- staff and are independent of the University, the Students Union and the Student Publications Board. 6:00 before DAY AT p.m. the week desired publication date. All letters must contain
the author's full name, student and telephone numbers. The maximum word length is EDITORIAL BOARD
wild. But kids, let's 'em clean - refuse that be 400, so go keep we to print anything may Cori Ferguson, Editor-in-Chief Bryan C. Leblanc, News Editor libellous. We're not big on law suits yah know! vacant. Associate News Editor Brad Lyon, Sports Editor NevilleBlair, Scene Editor Kat Rios, Production Manager
E. A. Sajnovic, Features Editor WELCOMES comments and humour columns ft>r Com- THE CORD publication on its
The Cord is published during the fall and winter academic terms. Offices are lo- If it ment pages. you've got a beef, a silly story, or an opinion on something simply put cated on the second floor of the Student Union Building, at Wilfrid Laurier Uni- in words and it Talk to Cori about deadlines and All comments are sub- versity, 75 University Ave W., Waterloo (519) 884-2990. The Cord is a member bring up. topics.
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11Thursday, September 22, 1988
"Gorbies" can ruin your whole day
When people ask me what I did this summer, Question is my answer always an enthusiastic, "I worked in GUEST COMMENT and Banff!" The looks comments I receive are BY shock mixed with mostly envy. The old expression
can never too much of a MARY HEHIR "you get good tiling" com- mind times like and es to at these, I've decided one of the Week
- who thing the came with that of person up expres- the ones we heard every day. One woman came
sion either had a really lousy life or in simply did not and asked if any of those adorable little animals Muselius know what they were aboui. E.A.S. and Anna talking outside were for sale (referring to the wide array of By In it's that my case, true Banff was beauLiful, chipmunks, squirrels, ferrets and other wild animals clean different and from anything I've ever experi- at the peak). The trails were once closed in the How would alleviate Bookstore enced, but there was one of Banff ihat made you line-ups? aspect Banff area because of several grizzly bear sight- I'd too me positive indeed much of a good It and thing. ings, some of the tourists were on television was the dreaded "gorbie". complaining that they would never be able to have is a "Gorbie" derogatory term for the one and their pictures taken next to a real wild bear. tourist. I realized I only never could despise travel- In the I learned gift shop to be patient with the Longer Bookstore hours. lers so much, but it just seems that when people gorbies who came in, looked at the film display for leave their cities Lan Marktelow respective or countries, they be- a few and if minutes, then asked we had any film. Ist Year Bus. come complete assholes; a fact I became Tourists And when painfully never iead signs! it came to aware of while working at the Sulphur Mountain American currency, reactions were a joke. They Gondola summit I gift shop. The things saw and would listen to us as we gave the total price, then
heard this summer have forced me to reconsider snidely ask, "What's that in real dollars, not this
lest I be with these I travelling again, lumped Monopoly money!" am so used to defending
morons, the of whom it majority unfortunately were Americans, was quite a new thing for me to
loud, obnoxious Americans. I be defend Canada all say unfortunately day, every day. cause I too am American, and am I I end usually never suppose should by telling one of the ashamed admit to it. This summer I was. most stories of with typical my summer gorbies. A
The I was stupid questions subjected to could be couple from California was leaving Banff with considered either ludicrous or hysterical. You can something large and bulky partly hanging out of make up your own mind. Most of the comments their trunk. A warden them and stopped seeing how line in Wilfs. Start the ups had to deal with the altitude at the summit. Here is nervous they were, he asked to see inside the trunk.
a small of He Dave McMullin Acc. Dip just sampling "gorbieisms": was shocked to find a huge slab of ice. After "Do ride that you thing everyday?" (referring to being asked what they were doing, the woman ans- the - the the wered "Well gondola only way up mountain) quite seriously, you see sir, we have
"Are those mountain real mechanical?" ice in California wanted sheep or no so we to bring a part of the "Do you bring animals up the mountain for a glacier back as a souvenir." When he informed the sake of the tourists?" them that the ice would melt in a matter of hours
"Is this the Rocky Mountain?" and leave a huge mess in their trunk, the haughty
"Did Productions have do was "It's been around for hundreds of Disney anything to reply years, with the construction of these mountains?" would it melt now?" With why that he let them go. "Do have in Gorbies have also you oxygen tanks case the windows been around for hundreds of of this break?" I place years, suppose. Don't get me wrong, all tourists "Is there more air in these potato chip bags be- are not bad. I just happen to be generalizing about Alleviate the Bookstore. the cause we're higher up?" majority of people who graced Sulpher
"At what altitude do the deer turn into Elk?" Mountain I too be accused of every day. may being Peroxide Blonde
"What time do the clouds a gorbie one day, but if that time ever comes I go away?" may Games Room attendent I'm These be old, senile, and rich not kidding. questions are just a few enough not to care. of the week. An exhibition of deviant libido
We in the Editor, The Cord: are truly awe of seeming endless flow of spineless
rhetoric that issues forth from the Do our clothes have to be torn
wet and sinuses of our off brutally and our bodies LETTERS runny ranks. anonymously violated before we TO consider ourselves the victims of Yell FIRE! THE EDITOR Ellis molestation? Roy Clark Kent 3rd Yr. Geo. Christopher Fournier Upon reading the "witty" Jimmy Olsen Alumni A guest comment, Well Balanced Cub Reporter Meal Plan, in the September Bth Archer defends counter in our view do no include issue of The Cord Weekly we be- limping, contusions, or came aware of a subtle editorially health physiotherapy. Neither do we new plan acceptable breach of our human relish the author's bombastic dignity, individuality, sexuality views of anonymity. Why would attack and freedom. What can be our against individual want to reduce exhibition of any response to this
himself to a of deviant libido? meaningless pool Editor, The Cord: plasms. In doing this we render Are we supposed to laugh?
ourselves inanimate - incapable to We would find this difficult. This letter is in response of responsibility for our be- The author stops the contest short last week's guest comment by haviour, accountable to no one in Drop out of school for a of a logical finale. Taken to its Erica Sajnovic. As Erica clearly society. In short, the author and to Australia. extreme, no doubt the "Happy pointed out the 1988-89 health year go
would have us become mere Camper" would cull twenty plan is not an optimal plan. How- chairs. Mark Brown for the of stacking be points aquisition crabs, ever, some points must men- Darren Little No! We will not laugh and we the clap or syphillis whilst nc tioned regarding the situation that Kangeroo Group Sex refuse to identify. This form of more than one hundred points and WLUSU has been put in. Ingles' Therapists poltroon commentary cannot, no less than eighty for the ex- quote for the 1988-89 year ex- should not and must not be $4 quisite contraction or propagation ceeded the $16 ceiling by at passed off as humour. Doubtless of the AIDS virus. The champion final negotiations; this meaning the proponent of this ignorant of this dehumanizing encounter that the students could no longer muse would also find cause to covered under this simply snuffs their partner out, to be plan of in- chortle at possibilities rape, calls for without a referendum. At the time eliminate any chance an
cest and torture - but not without received In- instant replay or penalties that the quote was (after a spirit of jest. of had chance to assess the may be due. Necrophelia*, gles a The fact that this persons made date with four course, would be strictly forbid- claims to What is it like? sexual bravado is ac- maligned of the the stu- den as it makes for rather months to go plan) Dave Sin tually be pressed upon us as prankish, predacious, unbecom- dents had left for their summer Bus. entertainment is no 2nd Hons delightful This unfortunate but un- ing sport. holidays. victory for the cause of the great avoidable circumstance meant no Are we supposed to identify? freedom of the This bastard press. referendum could be held There can be no common feasibly child of name- commentary, the a before September. However ground to facilitate any form of less author need not be fostered in mental assent with this author.
The print. by-products of a sexual en- Health plan was the only option
restrictions utive, bat on the set
by the students in 1986! WLUSU could wait until not somewhat of a It may be "step Legal Resources hold a new September to backwards" but it was the only
referendum because either (l)the step available. info source students would no longer be cov- an
under the at the ered Ingles' plan Jill Archer Cord: cost of $20 which would con- Vice-President: University Af- Editor, The
travene the wishes of tne students fairs
\ the referendum or In to last week's let- • as stipulated by response be Let electorate decide the Editor |LyCJJVi.Jr > (2) the students would not cov- ter to regarding ered after WLUSU's Resource by any plan until a new Legal I referendum which would also be Editor, The Cord: Centre not being worth the time I Become a Scene going against the referendum. have a lew comments. The Legal
that we So what was WLUSU to do? It is quite amazing Resource Centre is and always
hear time and time that the Find another plan that would cost again has been a para-legal service dis- Conservative the students under $16 each. I be- Progressive govern- pensing free legal information to of has reduced the lieve that was done. ment Canada students. This is in accordance restraint It is my understanding that National deficit through with the Landlord and Tenant
and better Yet, their Part IV. not in many students are disappointed spending. Act, We are a Last this effect and the with the new plan. year's statements to position to giveout advice. The
To for if we plan was no peach either. facts are another matter: volunteers who give their time to
few last at the 1987-88 fiscal the mention a of year's prob- look year the Centre are students with a receive lems: students did not deficit would have been more minimal legal background, who late in instead their certificates until the then 30 billion dollars of attend training sessions given by
r first semester, if at all; students the 28.1 billion dollars. This does a lawyer from the Waterloo reim- ppO0 did not receive prescription not occur because the Progressive Region Community Legal Ser- cJ!92^ until or 5 months Conservative's re- — bursements 3, 4, government vices. r of after mailing them in!! Neither an acceleration of tax P 9SSs^ quired pay- Unfortunately it is not finan- „o these would have been problems ments by and the delay to have a ? employers cially feasible qualified audW) ol) because combatted this of 1.1 of all !,o(\tl (A year of billion dollars taxpayers lawyer available at times to the that Ingles uses to This in both procedures refunds. turn costs students, nor is it always neces- that Indeed the administer plan. business and the more! if student wishes taxpayer sary. But a to increase not premium would have It is time that the direct him "'". .^-"t Progressive speak to or see one, we after the first year let the g>* disappeared Conservative to Waterloo Com- government the Region bccause of the opt-in/opt-out decide pos- Canadian electorate munity Legal Services. sibilities. whether continue to they want to Our office is very much like In addition, if the students feel and support a morally bankrupt the Legal Aid services available
that another referendum should I NO! It corrupt government. say in this community except we are health be called to "get good is time that Canadians deserve a here, on campus, readily acces- services plans and receive better Liberal that is government willing sible to students. Sometimes it is is fine. That for our money" that to make the tough decisions and not necessary to see a lawyer, it be for way changes can made, will spend money wisely your could just be a matter of obtain-
NEXT and who truly cares about issues year anyway. ing the correct information and Just remember that these that are of concern to Canadians. land- talking things over with the
were unavoidable for problems lord or party in question. the limitations this year due to Sincerely, WLUSU. The blame placed on Pamela Livinstone the Students' Ztfnfc ofa feather must not lie with S.D. Herbertson Director of Legal Resource this exec- Union especially year's WLU Young Liberals Centre flock to Casey's more research m Line-up problems require
The 1988. The the Info booth, year, place, at
9:ooam on September 14th. The idea, avoiding the GUEST COMMENT
large line-up problems that occur at popular Turret BY pubs. CHRIS I BOURQUE As a third year WLU student, have stood in
countless line-ups and suffered through the could w# :Wwr¥ boredom, the impatience and sometimes rowdiness people, like myself, have been doing some- other than in like or at- of crowds that collect at 7pm or earlier for some of thing standing line, sleeping class. the Turrets' popular events. Anyone who has ever tending
The third reason is the the most ms^xlx stood in one of those knows how perhaps impor- line-ups unpleas-
tant in the for the of Security at ant they are. The Students' Union knows this also, argument presence In tried to rectify the problem by selling advance tick- these line-ups. previous years Security was pres- from ets to this year's first pub. ent and did a good job preventing line jumpers
surface it be but their the stairwell to the Turret. I On the appears to a good idea, worming way up stand done if the idea haven't met a who was to more consideration still needs to be person yet happy and watch friends 8:55 is to work. Security is going to have to be present at by people meet at am, jump into line in front of tickets. these line-ups to organize the crowd. As the crowds them and get Especially 183 WEBER ST. N. when others in hour swelled walking through the Concourse was just had waited line for an only to I 886-9050 about impossible on Wednesday morning. Getting be told it was sold out. hope that all the assholes the WATERLOO into the Torque Room via the Concourse was an who jumped the line at 9am had a good time at Turret But I is idea immediatly abandoned soon after attempting to last Thursday. what hope for more
No where to eat this weekend ??? negotiate the throng. that there is not a repeat of this problem at the next A second problem with this idea is that it dis- ticket sale.
All in solution criminates against those with morning classes. By all, this to an obvious problem Try our selling tickets it almost requires that those with seems to have simply shifted the problem from 7pm in line in of Bam in the but 8:30 classes skip out to stand hopes to morning. I don't know about you, if I'd rather be chances maybe getting a ticket. It's worse you do get up sleeping at Bam and take my
early, skip class and still don't get a ticket. Many at 7pm. All You Can Eat Brunch
Sunday
23 AT THERE WILL BE A STAFF MEETING IN THE CORD OFFICES ON FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER FIND 2-30 P.M. FOR ALL INTERESTED STUDENTS - IF THERE ARE ANY. COME OUT AND 11 am till 2 pm SPARE OUT WHAT SILLY AND INCONSEQUENTIAL THINGS WE ARGUE ABOUT IN OUR
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13 Thursday, September 22. 1988
I don't want to spend my time in hell,
Looking at the walls of a prison cell. the I don't ever want to play part
statistic The Scene Ofa on a government chart.
- The Police
SOVIETS INVADE PRINCESS CINEMA
By The Captain
If have you been sitting at home watching the Soviet Union
win more gold medals than our
precious Canadians at the
Olympics the thought might have
struck you that even with Gor-
bachev's glasnost, you still do not
understand what the Soviet
people are like. Sure, we can beat
them in hockey, but do they
watch The Beachcombers and
hail Pat John as the greatest na-
tive actor in all of Canada? Of
course not. However, the Princess
Cinema is offering a seven night
film festival of Soviet film that
gives a great glimpse of Soviet filmaking and culture.
The Soviet films being screened the at Princess range
from Vlacheslav Kristofovich's
1987 film A Lonely Woman Seeks
Life Companion, back to Alexei
Guerman's Twenty Days Without
War which was originally
released in the Soviet Union in
1976. The Lonely Woman was
played by Irina Kupchenko, the
winner of Best Actress prize at
the Montreal World Film Festival
of 1987. Kupchenko portrays a Pictured a from above, scene Alexei Guerman's at the Princess Cinema, this 9:20 Twenty Days beginning Saturday at p.m. un- forty-year-old who lonely lady Without War, which originally premiered at the 1977 Cannes til the Film following Friday. This mini-festival offers a rare glimpse of out one in the rain goes night to Festival. The film is one of seven Soviet only films being screened recent works from the USSR's most innovative film makers. post advertisements for a single
her well-known writer who becomes Guerman's films and called man to keep company. This are very per- Cannes 1987, Variety screenings, which means only an
beautiful a war and an of- the human comedy/drama comes correspondent sonal, emphasizing Djordjadze's first feature a "com- additional 750 for cinema mem-
from the Kiev and ficer in the Soviet Red who Studios thank- Army emotion. He presents this beauti- edy whose experiments with film bers. has fully sidesteps the usual cliches been granted a twenty-day fully in his 1982 film My Friend technique put it in a category by leave from his duties the front. at the Princess is of Hollywood. on Ivan Lapshin. Ivan Lapshin is a itself. The film is innovative and Tonight It Michael wonderful turns out to a very unrelaxing criminal investigator in a small delightful and is set in 1927 Apted's Guerman's Twenty Days as he heads as far 28 vacation away town during the depressed and Georgia in the midst of revolu- sociological documentary Up. Without War at the The film follows of premiered from the fighting as is possible. troubled 19305. tion. a group quite 1977 Cannes Film Festival, but The film shows the pain on the different seven-year-olds through had only scattered showings in to The Soviet Film series at the to the of with interviews homefront of housewives and If you can only make it one age 28, the Soviet Union and was un- Princess Cinema this Satur- returning soldiers, and this cor- of these wonderful films Nana starts at the ages of 7, 14, 21, and 28. available to the international 9:20 PM and for respondents own troubles when Djordjadze's My English Grand- day at runs The film is full of excellent in- market until it was released in seven consecutive he discovers the propagandization father was the winner of The nights. sight but is also quite lengthy, so 1986. The film tells the story of lots of of his work. Camera D'Or (Best First Film) at Premiere prices apply for the buy popcorn. 54-40 ROCKS FEDS
By Android that the drink coasters forecasted the future, they wouldn't have meant a thing until fifteen minutes
I When heard that 54 40 was playing at Fed prior to the show when it was announced that Art
Hall on Friday, September 16, two thoughts came Bergman, also a Vancouver native, was the band's
mind: this would be "must see" in to my firsdy, a special guest. of relief in from my books. Secondly, a sense finding that Speaking past experience, opening bands
band would the fine of Water- are under lot of a decent come to city a pressure. Not only must they con- tend with loo. a crowd that's growing anxious to see the
54 40 is one of the current success stories in the featured band, but they must also work around the
Canadian record industry: Their most recent album headliners equipment. Unfortunately, these bur-
has just been released and, coupled with their last densome factos conspired against Art and his band, and the album Show Me, the band has a lot of new material disappointment was evident both in the
with which to tour. Their is short crowd and in the current tour a one; group. Sure, Art had people five weeks in and it is in crammed length primarily centered right up to the stage, but they looked like
southern Ontario. 54 40 fans who were destined to be at the front for
1 think what most find so the whole show. For people appealing anyone else it was a break the band is that when from the about they play, they possess DJ and a chance to grab a beer and fries
a certain mystique about them. But the moment before the show.
are off the stage, no but As for the use of the let's they they longer perform stage, just say that
are real This was evident with some bands have a terrific people. Friday night stage presence and some the band hanging around and talking to the just look lost; Art Bergman looked lost. His drum-
shirts. mer and bass audience, selling self-printed concert player were on the far right, his key- 40 boards to On this tour 54 has been varying the opening the extreme left, while Art himself tried
act for the different gigs, giving some new talent a to occupy a logistical happy medium. It just didn't show cut it. To chance. Friday's was no exception. The tick- top it off, Art looks like a burnout and needs "54 40 to learn to ets billed the show as and special guest", play to the audience and not to little the ahead. Phil Comparelli of 54-40 belts it out at Fed Hall. lending a anticipation to evening
was opening up? Well, unless thought Continued on Cord photo by Erika Sajnovic Who you page 17... The Cord Weekly
14 Thursday, September 22,1988 Here's Big Steve's Perplexing Puzzle
DOWN:
by Steve Howard
I. Happy Days star turned direc-
tor.
2.1 am, You . CLUES: 4. song by McCartney & Wonder.
5. famous Kinks' song. ACROSS: 6. Lifestyles of the Rich... host (init.) I. The Baxter's red-headed maid. 7. for example. 6. Eleanor of Beatles' fame. 9. U2's first album. 11. Bond film: your eyes 11. a small pocket for a watch. only.
14. Last of SCTV's Tex & name 16. 70's band with members
Edna. Howe & Anderson.
20. in debt. 28. extended play (abbrev.)
23. Spanish cheer. 34. director of The Birds.
26. Catcher in the . 38. who was Only Making Plans 29. Univ. degree (abbrev.) for Nigel! 31. Stills & Crosby, . 41. large society party. 36. old band. singer Ferry's 42. women's fashion mag. 40. Mr. Pop. 43. "0_ of Little Faith"
44. Anno Domini (abbrev.) 44. Beatle-founded record label.
46. young child's game. 60. see 66 across.
49. A of Two Cities. 62. Jethro Tull's leader (init.) 54. major railway's call-letters. 65. Jamie Sommers: The
56. Western U.S. university. Woman.
61. Johnny Rotten's band after 73. Zeppelin. Sex Pistols. 87. The Wizard of (comic 64. Talking Heads lead singer strip).
(init.) 94. what Emilio calls Martin
_ 66. Suzanne Somer's husband Sheen.
(also, #60 down). 95. opposite of "off.
71. Cage Aux Folles. 97. Reg Strikes Back artist (init.)
73. 52 (Roman num.) 100. Medical Centre's Chad
80. "We are not men, we are...". (init.)
88. comedian Rickles. 103. myself. 91. Laurier's paper. 95. toBilly Jo. Answers to this puzzle of puzzles 98. Ozzie & Harriet's son.
can be found on 16 102. "I think, therefore, I page but...hey!...no cheating or we'll 105. author of Wake. Finnegan's track down you and force you to 110. black, British, female singer. subscribe to People magazine.
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15 Thursday, September 22,1988
NO STYLE IN COUNCIL'S "CONFESSIONS"
the mind of a Paul Weller to a comes from performers can dismiss. It ap- elevating refused his God-like status. man who was re- pears that Paul Weller and his The Council's for a vasectomy a few Style Council are precariously Style adage quest because he too balanced between their musi- of employing varying styles years ago was Dee C. Lee is back cal integrity and the vain ad- of music to fit the lyrics con- young. on whine her of tinued on their second album, this album to way vantages being a pop "The Gardener Of Our Favourite through group. Shop. Using Eden". Stick to the back-ups lead tracks laid out Weller, Rising from the ashes of by Talbot and the Dee. the 70's mod revival percussion groups, Side two starts off much talents of Steve White, this al- the Style Council emerged on better with "Life At A Top bum to be a the music scene in 1983 with proved more People's Health Farm", an cohesive product than Cafe their single "Speak Like a amusing using a poor Bleu. Aiding Weller with the song Child". Featuring the core boy's dream of running a vocal chores was new- members Paul Weller, pretty Group promises us Style health farm as an analogy to comer Dee C. Lee, who was guitarist and singer from the Council's "most important Weller's socialist featured the support Jam, and Mick Talbot, predominantly on release since My Ever beliefs. I Went Miss- "Shout To The "Why formerly of Dexy's Midnight singles Top", Changing Moods" (the North ing" and "How She Threw It "Walls Come Tumbling American release of Cafe Runners and the Bureau, on All Away", the album's best Down", and"The the record piano and the Council Lodgers". Bleu). True, was a organ, three cuts, complete the only To celebrate the Council's of various mixes the styles of soul, jazz, return to the use worth this al- the released songs buying success, group a musical styles, but is a failed and pop; bringing us excep- bum for. live album titled Home And at returning to their tional songs of love, politics, attempt My question is this: what Abroad within the music By Tony Burke and the plight of the year roots. Previously, the average is Paul Weller trying to say which, sadly, became an floated into heart and set man. your with this album? The song ending of sorts. foot tapping. However, It is 1988 and live in a of suc- your we a Following string "Confessions Of A Emblazoned the Pop across Confessions... is forced and cessful the "pop" world. Classic songs, singles, Style is about cover of 1987's The Cost Of Group" "buying up, Council's first clumsy. old and recent, are resurrected long-player, out" and the the TSC selling fighting Loving was acronym and desecrated transform- Cafe Bleu, was released in I find little of side by very who to art- and playing before it were people try usurp them into commer- 1984. While sales in North called "the ing tacky one, piano paint- istic freedom four musicians, wearing by dressing you, America were at best, cial jingles in a bid to sell the average ings", listenable at all. "The matching white blazers. Could putting on your make-up, and wonderful such as Ever "in" shoe, or as songs "My Story Of Someone's Shoe", make hits. Is this be The Style Council? pushing you to free-fall Moods", "Headstart jazz explosions Changing featuring vocal accompani- Weller the acts he Surely not. Well, ...yeah, it bemoaning wherever fine Muzak is for and "You're Happiness", ment by the Swingle Sisters himself is of? Does this was. But it was a new Council guilty The lure of fame and the Best them played. Thing", brought (no, not the Sweeney Sisters in the that brought us techno-pop present a change is a few success in England, big money temptation huge from Saturday Night Live), attitude? this songs devoid of the warmth, group's Perhaps offers us interesting lyrics passion, and variety of their is just another issue of Wel- about and BOB'S YOUR UNCLE: earlier work. one-night-stands ler's that he is happy to whine is sacred", but The sticker on the packag- "every sperm about, but fails to actually do ing of Confessions Of A Pop holds little water when it something about. AN ACCESSIBLE ACT
By Cori Cusak impressive heights, soars like a
bird, and then without warning
The Vancouver alternative plunges hauntingly into shadowy music scene has been responsible depths. Masks and images bolster
for Canada - introducing to a the stage show Lee being a one- wealth of talent. From impressive eyed martian one moment and a
the thrashing speed of hardcore mischievous monkey the next. punk band DOA, to the mellowed The musicians backing that sounds of The Grapes of Wrath, dynamic presence are by no alternative music junkies often means stagnant figures in the look to Vancouver for inspiration background: Peter Lizotte hand- and direction in Canadian alterna- les of harmonicas and few a variety tive music. In the last years, some vocal work, James Junger one of the most diverse and im- screeches out searing guitar licks, from the pressive acts to emerge Bernie provides solid streets of the seaside town has to Radelfinger
bass and newest member John be Bob's Your Uncle. Rule completes the sound with
steadfast drumming. The nucleus Combining elements of a of the band the of wide variety of musical styles, in- (with exception since cluding funk, jazz, blues and Rule) have been together rock, the eclectic sound of Bob's Hallowe'en night in 1984.
Your Uncle is both accessible and Buoyed by impressive support addictive. More that just a band, Bob's Your Uncle, although appearing quite tame here, will be bringing their unique stage show to from college radio and media, the Bob's Your Uncle is musical the whole a the Turret next Wednesday night. Doors open at 8 p.m., so bring family... band's debut EP, entitled Bob's experience. sold and nation- the Toronto area twice in zamness all have to do Your Uncle, out played energetic . phenomenon, you
the last and received Uncle is is head to the Turret next Fronted by dramatic lead wide attention was garnered from year rave Bob's Your really up reviews each time. the 28 th of vocalist Sook-Yin Lee, the band the release of the video for "Auto Graffiti maga- not a band that can be adequately Wednesday night, zine described them If think and of instru- Pilot". Three tours as described in are uses props a variety cross-country "wacky, print. They cap- September. you you've 11 months have innovative and their music ments to create a visual and aural in the last at- pop music...totally tivating on stage seen everything, you
rich tracted solid for the in and al- all To haven't...until seen Bob's spectacle. Lee possesses a a following lacking pop wimpiness covers ranges. experience you've most in Uncle Your Uncle. and versatile voice that climbs to somewhat bizarre band. They've totally overwhelming the Bob's Your The Cord Weekly 16Thursday, September 22,1988 Inside Track
in London, England. Siberry just completed a num- By David Lackie ber of concerts in England to promote her album
and British critics have her The Walking given very September is turning out to be a bumper month favourable reviews. She is currently in the studio for new Canadian album releases: Tom Cochrane, working on her next album that is scheduled to be Rush, The Spoons, The Northern Pikes, Colin released in March of 1989...Cha1k Circle are Frozen Ghost busy James, Roman Grey, lan Thomas, the preparing for their trip to World Popular Song and Skinny Puppy all release new material this Festival in Tokyo, Japan on the 28th of October. month... Frozen Ghost have just released their sec- The band was chosen to represent Canada at the ond album entitled Nice Place to Visit for WEA will continue to work their is Festival and on Records. The first single, "Round and Round", forthcoming album due out next March..Billboard receiving considerable airplay across the country as added a new chart to its of Much Music. The Magazine listings top well as being picked up by selling music last week entitled the "Modern RoCk group's self-titled debut album in 1987 sparked the Chart". Finally, alternative music will be receiving hit single "Should I See?" which gained wide ex- well-deserved attention. the first MTV. The second album some Topping posure in the States on critics and Rock Chart Siouxie and The has received glowing reviews from one ever Modern was
far call it the best Canadian Banshees with "Peek-a-800"...The Human Rights critic has gone as as to the Rock and have decided Now Tour to be achieving its goal of rais- album of year... Hyde appears
due to artistic differences. Paul of Amnesty International. At the to part company ing awareness
received a booklet Hyde will be recording a solo album in the near fu- Wembley Concert, everyone with the back ture while Bob Rock is currently producing the outlining basic human rights page
an to join the organization. Cult's new album in Los Angeles... Rush's containing application handed in forthcoming double live album entitled A Show of Over one thousand applications were at
that the concert was Hands is due to be released the first week of Octo- the Wembley concert proving than entertainment. It is estimated that ber and will contain material recorded during their more strictly
tour will be seen live by more than one million last tour... Vertigo Tango is the new album from the the and the television audience will 14 that released in Canada on viewing Pssst...here's the answers to the puzzle on page Spoons was September people in with the reach one billion people. Sting explained at a 19th. The album was recorded England likely
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Continued from page 13...
mock them with continued to the we'll have to wait and sarcastic com- pump out tunes from returned to the stage. The encore, tour, the band heads back to guess just
ments like their three see. "Hey kids, are we hav- previous albums that however, was short lived; featur- studio. Should all go well, we can
fun or "This the audience "One 54-40 album ing yet?" one you was obviously fa- ing "Walk in Line" and Day expect a new by It was a great show that 54-40 miliar with. may even want to dance to!" but The set even included In Your Life", both accomplished next May at the latest. But the put on; the kind which we need a Art's to learn the hard a new titled with solid effort from the entire going way. song "Here in My a band's attitude for the time being little more of around here. They House". band. Neil's vocals seemed to summed Brad's talented Art Bergman does deserve can be up by are a great group guys, When you see Neil Osborne fade a little as Phil, Matt, and and statement that "We and to talk to. If do some credit his huge grin easy you get though. Through he on stage, has an aura about Brad outsang him. Later, upon like Wherever the catch them in and often in- just playin'. we opportunity to Iggy Pop disguise him similar to that of Jim Mor- talking with the band, I dis- crowd of all the final of the tour, I audible vocals, I made out three can get a people, days highly his rison; spilling his guts with covered that Neil had lost a it If have is when we like to the recommend not you'll songs I recognized from his al- ages, play renewed for each voice. energy song best" Hopefuls for quad bash? I to wait until next fall. bum Crawl with Me\ Our Little a and relying on audience participa- After Secret and Train the show I had a quick Runaway are tion several times during the set. and House talk with the band. Phil and Matt good tunes, My Empty "I Go Blind" and "Baby Ran" rocked the foundations of Fed were running around trying to get were especially well done, dis- Hall. Art should be back in few for their to a that ready hasty departure playing their older tunes still months, and if he has cleaned Hamilton; the band was playing up fit into their style. From the
his act a little, it should be a at Mohawk College on Saturday * Show 7 Me album, I was pleased to much better show. Incidently, I night. Neil was standing in the hear "One Gun". This latest tune was to Phil, the corner with an apple stuffed in his talking guitarist to receive video release was ap- from 54-40, prior to the show and mouth capable of only nodding plauded enthusiastically by all his head voice so Brad if Art had been given an (no left), Bergman present. he would was when it encore have been up on quite accommodating By about 12:15 the set was with came to No stage them; shame we answering questions. over, but the band's break was missed it. time for an in depth convo, but I short lived and they quickly did find out that After a brief intermission, 54- following this
40 appeared on stage: Matt
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on bass, Phil Comparelli on lead
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SPORTS
Soccer Hawks Sweep Opening Week Matches
Latour By Stephan into the net.
In the second half, Waterloo
was simply brushed aside. The Laurier Golden Hawks Laurier's offence was con-
Mens' Soccer the squad opened centrated on the outside, with ex- 1988 OUAA season in defence of cellent plays made by Anag- their number two national ranking nostopoulos and Tim Girling. It
from last season and their Black- created was Girling who the third wood Cup with championship WLU score with a magnificent three victories in the straight run down the left wing, passing week of the opening season. The the ball in the centre for Abraham
Hawks defeated Mac 2-0, who headed it past the keeper. In throttled University Avenue the 50th minute, the ailing Jim of Water- neighbours University Mill was replaced by Paul
loo 5-1, before outlasting the Miatello. Joe Formica and Kevin
Brock 1-0 in Badgers a scrappy Kuppers excelled in the second affair. half with several well-placed long
passes. Both were stopped, though, by the Waterloo keeper
Laurier 2 McMaster 0 and inaccurate shots.
The fourth Hawk score came The Hawks opened their sea- in the 80th minute, as Girling was son on the road on September 14, brought down in the box. travelling to McMaster to de- Abraham stepped up to take the scend their Marauder on prey. penalty and coolly faked to the The score was not indicative of right before netting the ball in the the play, as Laurier actually left corner. That's heads!!! scored four goals, only to have using your The fifth and last WLU Saturday's Golden ing, as they took it on the chin in a 5-1 thrashing. two of them called back due to Hawk/ Waterloo marker from Warrior confrontation was certain- Roy Abraham led the Hawk scoring attack with a came Girling who offsides. a took an ly head-banging affair, although in the end, it was hat-trick, and a total of four goals on the weekend. Anagnostopoulos pass The Hawks opened the scor- the Warriors who went home with their heads hang- and, using gravity defying diving brilliant midfield ing on a play by Cord Photo by Chris Starkey techniques, knocked a header into Peter Mackie. Mackie chipped the left corner. the ball to striker Roy Abraham, rattled only once. Joe Formica appointed as the Hawks defeated corner. who positioned himself in front doubled as a back-up goaltender down-the-street rivals, Waterloo The Warriors quickly of the net and headed the ball Laurier 1 Brock 0 for Uwe Kraemer, as Formica Warriors, in a bit of a blow-out. responded, a few minutes later, the and into the far over goalie saved shot the a on goal-line after by counting the equalizer on a The third of corner. From the game a busy a opening possession, very mix-up with Kraemer. Kraemer, similar corner kick. Hawk A short-lived offensive attack Laurier Waterloo via opening week saw the soc- despite this one lapse, showed pressed Mac resulted in the second ball control cer team travel to Brock in what by and that he has some superb and ac- From then on, though, Laurier picked up where he Hawk marker. midfielder Peter ended violent and clinching During left off curate passing by shut down the Warrior offence. up being a very last season, giving solid of the few Mackie. five minutes the of the one attempts at Mac Only had Pressure came through the mid- dirty game on part performances to backstop the towards the Laurier in the first half when field from pressure net, Hawk defence. elapsed Mackie and Henry Badgers. Mackie the ball Chhina connected with The lone of the stripped away Lucky a Bout. Upfront, Abraham had a goal game from the Marauder and inside the 18 in the 88th minute when midfield, pass yard box to shot deflected wide, while Mike came broke away towards the opposi- Roy Abraham. Abraham's shot Cheravaty's dig in the 30th rookie Mike Krauss hit a cross tion In the 1 deflected the line from the and Mike net. classic definition Laurier 5 Waterloo was on goal by minute flew over the crossbar. right side, of a picture-perfect goal, Mackie a defender, resulting in a corner Ten minutes from time, Laurier Cheravaty drove a bullet header into the from netted his first goal of the season The large crowd of supporters kick. The corner was played short was given a free kick just outside net 15 metres out. classic by lofting a shot over the sprawl- who flocked to Bechtel Park for to Frank Anagnostopoulos, who the box. Bout chipped the ball In a understatement, the ing netminder. this local derby on Saturday ripped a shot from the left corner into the box, where Abraham game was not a pretty one.
the afternoon not dis- of the box into the lower left in Continued Defensively, Hawks were were certainly came steaming to head the ball on page 21 Cross-Country Rugby Ranks Swell: Lacrosse club hurls to win: Clippings Enough Players for 2 Squads Oust Guelph in inaugural match
By Brad Lyon By Peg Van Wonderen
four times Adam Wellsted recorded one By Paul Tonin and Dan Reggio throughout the course
of the contest
After experiencing a winning season for the first time in several university cross-country competi- A new sport has invaded Despite building a one goal last Laurier's teams served notice that they are a years season, rugby tor in the annual York Invita- Laurier. In its firstofficial regular lead at the the Laurier Club their half, force to be reckoned with again this year. They opened season tional the Wilfrid eight kilometre race, held season game, Laurier quickly fell behind, giving up six on with in two against Trent. Saturday strong performances games on Saturday at York University. University Lacrosse Club in the third How- is that goals quarter. The reason for the fielding of two squads this year a large defeated the Wellsted finished the race in University of Guelph ever, playing with poise and ex- turnout of for two teams with potential to be players has allowed high a the middle of the pack, placing an squad 12-11 in closely contes- that would perience you not ex- formed: a varsity team and a club side. impressive 34th in a field of 73 ted match. from team that The close 15-13. WLU's Dan pect a only came varsity team lost a very game, runners. The race was won by In into existence this year, the Howe began the scoring with a that was quickly followed by a pulling out their season try Steve Boyd out of the Toronto for Laurier Club staged a comeback penalty try and penalty goal by Trent. Half time score was 9-4 opening victory, the Laurier Club Track West Club, who was in the final exploding for Trent overcame severe underfunding quarter, ranked seventh in the nation in four round the which resulted in minor goals. Trent scored two goals in the second half to out problems penalty the 10 kilometre prior to the race. for the home side. WLU's in this half included Dan such as uniforms, nets and a field scoring highlights Lauder's other team member Chris Kerho led the Laurier Allison's goal and conversion, and Gord Young's try to close to play on. Despite these potential penalty to compete on the weekend was attack with four goals. Pat out the setbacks, once the began, scoring. Wayne Riley. He finished fight game Hamilton chipped in with three the action was The was total of Trent by Laurier's club non-stop. second game a slaughter behind Wellsted with in 36th goals, while Dave Whalen added with side, with the Hawks winning 22-0. WLU opened a penalty try, Laurier place, allowing to stand two and Steve Grafer, one. in- Guelph took an early lead, followed another of Chris Crofoot. Other scoring in by try courtesy quite respectably the first meet with two The Laurier Club's next and two goals a quick goal just game cluded two tries by Irwin "Earwig" Ferraccioni penalty of the season. minutes into the first quarter. is Sunday September 25 at by Eric Clarke. According to coach Wayne Lloyd, the team domi- Next weekend will see the However, once settled, the McMaster. Anyone wishing to nated from start to finish. runners jog to Western on Satur- Laurier Club came back to tie the obtain additional information After last the WLU rugby team is expected year's winning season, for the annual UWO Invita- day before the end of the half. about the Lacrosse Club should visit game to at least equal that this Next Saturday, they performance year. tional meet Tbe lead would change hands call 746-012^ Brock University to play at 1:00 p.m. The Cord Weekly 20 Thursday, September 22,1988 sports
Footballers Stagger to Second Victory ofYear
that the Hawks to in the Cober, a major score put continues sputter early was replaced by Lyndon WLU's annual Homecoming By Scott Morgan ahead 19-4. 314 to- who will at season. They gained just third year player, likely Game 2:00 p.m. Many alumni touchdown was tal a Yeomen West- Laurier's first the yards against start this Saturday against are expected and Seagram's Last Saturday afternoon, scored Rob with 8:16 defense that is not ranked as one by Conroy Stadium could sell out. Laurier Wilfrid Laurier Golden football em. of the best in the OUAA. While Another disappointment was of the second quarter on a seven- will need to Hawks defeated the York improve offensively from It had been WLU quarterback Rod Philp Steve Rainey's field goal kicking. yard pass Philp. and keep turnovers. The Yeomen 20-11 to earn their sec- avoiding set several earlier 16 of 27 (59%) An OUAA all-star in 1987, up plays by loss of Aikens will hurt but the ond consecutive victory of the completed passes the for 244 it the so far this Graffi's interception at other veteran Hawks, as yards appeared Rainey has struggled blockers, season. Once again the especially at- Yeomen 35 line. Brian passing game was struggling. year. On Saturday, in four yard Breckles, Mike Choma and in their opener against McMaster, he a In his assessment of the Bill are of Several on second tempts was only good once, game, Bryer capable picking played an inconsistent game. dropped passes 4:20 in the fourth head coach Rich had slack. The down plays stalled Hawk drives. 38 yarder, at Newbrough up any running game to The defense led the way comments to added 2 converts few pleasant make also must produce so that The surprising absence of a quarter. Rainey Philp the Yeomen with victory over an The and three about his squad's effort. only does not have to throw on strong ground also contrib- singles. deep important goal line stand midway game One on offence positive remark on the offensive second down uted to the Hawks' inconsistency. bright spot every play. New- through the third quarter at a time fourth slotback of the was that he also should Andy Cecchini and Luc Gerrit- was year Doug aspect game brough try to get when the Hawks were trying to that the offense had whom Reid. He made a catch for a was pleased more short to Cecchini and sen, both of are key per- super passes protect a precarious 9-4 halftime 39 down the mid- no turnovers in the Gerritsen to them in the formers, combined for only 56 yard reception game. get open lead. York tried to run the ball 17 The Hawks' dle to the York 10 line at field where are most effec- yards on carries. yard they three consecutive times from in- 2:02 of the fourth One The Point After: This Satur- tive. offensive line also did not have a quarter. side Laurier's five yard line, but later, will a vintage performance. In addition, minute and four plays day, the Hawks play strong Defensively, the Hawks will met several Hawk tacklers every ran team to the front five lost Jon Aikens, a Laurier's Brian Jankovic the from the school WLU loves try stop Rob Stewart, West- time. ball over the for a to hate, the Western ern's rusher and 295 lb. tackle to a knee injury. He one yard top Mustangs in leading get a
After turning over the ball on good pass rush against their
downs, the Yeomen never really quarterback, Jon Jurus. Laurier York's recovered offensively. may be missing Clive Tharby,
rookie quarterback, Lorin Brady, who suffered a knee to the head
was only able to complete 4 of against York. Tharby, who has
his 15 pass attempts for 113 yards been a standout so far this season,
and was intercepted by Geoff is listed as doubtful by New- Belanger and Jon Graffi. The brough and he will be replaced if
defense also sacked the quarter- necessary by second year veteran
back 4 times and limited York's Fred Grossman. In addition, the
rushers to 154 The yards. Hawks will need a big game from Yeomen scored their only touch- Steve Rainey.
down fluke with 42 on a play sec- Look for the season debut of
onds left in the game. York the Laurier Spirit Band on Satur-
receiver Tom Kapantrias caught a day, as well. The band will be
de- pass deflected by a Laurier enticing the troops on to victory
fender and outran Dave Cumber against Western, as well as enter-
who had no chance to catch him. taining at half time.
While the Hawk defense Scott's Sensational Selec-
showed improvement on Satur- tion: Look for the Hawks to win day, the highly-touted offense a tough battle 22-19. I Cord Photo by Steve Sider
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Hawks Lady soar to tough split offirst two games
Iannandrea By Joe Athenas ended the half in a score- kick which deflected that point in the half, the Athenas on a penalty less draw. off the bar, and sat tanta- had only managed two shots on cross The Wilfrid Laurier Univer- The Hawks' of- the before Lady pressure net. lizingly on goal-line Hawk soccer team fense sity Lady paid off early in the second the a Western Sunday's game against being swept away by their 1988 OWIAA sea- opened half, as right-winger Nancy Lady Mustangs, again, saw defender. weekend son this past by splitting Mustard took nice Hawks dom- a very cross Laurier control the ball through- In fact, the Lady their first two encounters. league from striker Loreen Paulo, while the pass out most of the game out- inated the Mustangs during They dropped a disappointing 1-0 and put it just beyond the Water- playing their opposition. Un- final 15 minutes of the game, match to Western on Sunday, loo keeper's reach under the cross to score the equal- fortunately for the Lady Hawks, simply failing after shutting out the Waterloo bar. A few minutes later, Paulo izer. In this light, coach Syed they were unable to capitalize on 2-0 in their Athenas on Saturday added insurance marker to with an Mohammed was impressed their scoring opportunities as they season opener. Laurier's lead with a solo of his charges on great had the day before. the performance Saturday's victory saw the effort. From about field, in that quarter The first half was another the weekend, they played Hawks control the ball Lady she deked her the way through Loreen Paulo led the scoreless and the and constant Lady affair, game consistently kept most of the The throughout game. Athena the shot defense, drilling Hawks in their over on their Ac- victory remained scoreless until midway pressure opponents. first half was rather uneventful, into the lower left hand corner. Waterloo on Saturday, scoring through the second when Western cording to Mohammed, though, with a few scoring chances for The Waterloo in well ad- only pressure the clinching goal, as as scored the only goal of the match, he does not want the players to both sides, but nothing that tested the entire second half came dur- assist. ding an taking advantage of a corner kick get down after their extremely either of the goaltenders' of the the dying minutes Laurier's best defeat the hands of the ing opportunities, they were unable to opportunity. scor- tough at abilities. The Hawks and the but a few scoring game, despite turn the chances into points. Until ing chance came late in the game Mustangs. Marauders,Badgers,preyWarriors fall
Graffitibythe Grappler Continued from 19 page
was stained vicious Sunday afternoon. In that ious starters By Serge Grenier Play by some way, coming and going.
tackling and what seemed to be a the game was quite frustrating for Henry Bout is day-to-day with his the biased refereeing job the men coaching staff because play- injury suffered "I were in to education. by against thought you university get an Why do you in black. The most vicious tackle 11 men is will be bother to involved in What is it studies?" ing against tough Brock....Lyndon Hooper get sports. use to your endured who let alone to for Florida How have been was by Henry Bout, enough, having go leaving for the next many people ever asked that question? Why, at an the officials. suffered a "cleats-up" tackle. Ac- against few weeks for the Canadian Na- institution of higher learning, do we concern ourselves with the ex- cording to coach Barry Lyon, tional team training camp....Pete cellence and performance of our athletic teams? Shouldn't we be Gilfillen time Bout be lost to the team for a Soccer Headers will be returning to help spending our debating such controversies as Leakey vs. may
and few anchor the squad in the next few Johansen in archaeology Keynesianism vs. monetarism in macro- days. weeks after the Canadian Soccer economics? Lyon was also quite dis- The Men will be in a bit of flux
the this over the few weeks with var- end. The answer is that should debate these gruntled by refereeing on next League playoffs yes, we matters, but yes,
we should also be involved with As will athletics sports. you see, can
be a great area of synthesis for all sorts of academic pursuits. Consid- er the following: The QuizWizardis Back Business: Marketing types can learn to spot athletes with star,
endorsement potential and exploit them. They can them on to pass By Dave Agnew their tax with whom future need accounting buddies, pros to be very
familiar, nowadays. 13. How events will take in the Seoul in many place 1. Two Canadian boxers are competing at Seoul Music: Listen to school bands and learn how basically good games? their second Olympics. Name them. be massacred can (sometimes and some bands). 14. What five colours are used in the songs 2. Who holds the world record for the women's 100 symbolic
English: Can be involved in research on the various uses of lan- metre dash? Olympic rings? to insult opponents and referees. 15. Two members of the Canadian women's guage Canada win the diving 3. How many gold medals did at Political Science: Practice on old defending your cheering an team are sisters. Name them. 1984 Los Angeles summer games? high school buddy, even if he/she plays for some other school such as 4. What member of the Canadian women's swim Western. Fuller Wendy and Debbie 15. team set a world record in the 200 metre breast- Calculate the of basketball shots into green, Physics: probability turning black and blue red, yellow, 14. stroke in May of this year? air balls. very embarrassing 13.237 5. Lan Millar is Canada's premier equestrian rider. Anthropology: Determine the evolutionary that brings Australia of Nunn Glynis 12. pattern Name his horse. icebox-shaped football linemen to WLU while chasing lanky red- Thompson Daley Britain's 11. 6. Where will the next summer Olympics be held? woods to University of Waterloo basketball. countries in the 1988 Hibbert Curtis 10. 7. How many are participating and Culture: Check into the that a team's Religion possibility Donohue Jack 9. summer games? is influenced their church attendance records. performance by Morris Alwyn and Fisher Hugh Cain, Larry 8. 8. Name the three Canadian canoeists who won See if there is Freudian in the Psychology: anything way varsity 160 7. golds medals in 1984. "Hi television athletes always say Mom" when they get capture on Barcelona, 6. 9. Who is the coach of Canada's national men's Spain broadcasts. basketball team? Ben Big 5. Bore others in attendance in all History: reciting major develop- Higson Allison 4. 10. Name the top-rated male gymnast on the Cana- ments in world affairs since Waterloo beat WLU in football. dian Olympic squad. 10 3. Economics: Guess if those their attending games are maximizing Evelyn 11. Who is the current Olympic record-holder in the Ashford 2. function or would rather be out personal utility they churning pin- decathlon? Dan Asif and Lewis Lennox 1.
heads at market wages. 12. Who holds the Olympic record for the hep- Had Convinced that it's useful? Good. Now, if you'll ex- enough? tathlon event? ANSWERS: like random number cuse me, I have better things to do, memorizing
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22 Thursday, September 22,1988 sports
Hawks Week ofthe SCOREBOARD
Third year veteran Roy Abraham scored 4 goals in his first two
this week. A 1987 games past OUAA Football
CIAU first team all-star,
Abraham had hat-trick in Satur- a Team GP W L T F A Pts win Waterloo. day's against Western 2 2 0 0 72 16 4
Guelph 2 2 0 0 71 19 4
Toronto 2 2 0 0 42 11 4
LAURIER 2 2 0 0 43 22 4
Nena Orescanin (Soccer) Windsor 2 0 2 0 17 45 0
McMaster 2 0 2 0 26 56 0
* First Nena Ores- York 2 0 2 0 22 64 0 year sweeper 2 0 2 0 3 63 0 canin had two strong per- Waterloo formances for the Lady Hawks Upcoming Games: last weekend. From Niagara defensively in their quest for an Results: Western LAURIER 24 2 will lead the team LAURIER 20, York 11 at (September pm) Roy Abraham (Soccer) Falls, Nena OWIAA title. Guelph 27, Windsor 8
Toronto 24, Waterloo 2 Six be Hall toinductedinto Western 33, McMaster 15
OUAA Soccer Special to the Cord Former basketball coach Howard Lockhart will
in- the Bas- Five former players and one coach will be be inducted as a builder. Lockhart guided GP W L T F A Pts in the Team ducted into the Wilfrid Laurier University Hall of ketball Hawks to the national championship 0 0 8 1 6 LAURffiR 3 3 festivities 1967-68 and the feat the Fame in conjunction with Homecoming season, nearly repeated 0 9 3 4 Windsor 3 2 1 before the final to Windsor. this weekend. next year losing game 3 2 1 0 6 3 4 will be held Western All-Canadian football player Doug Smith leads This year's induction ceremonies 2 1 0 1 2 1^3 who 23 at the Waterloo Inn. Din- Guelph the list of this year's inductees. Smith, played on Friday, September 2 0 2 5 2 McMaster 3 1 went on to a will be served at 7 after a cocktail at Southwood Collegiate in Cambridge ner pm reception 2 Waterloo 3 0 1 2 3 7 in the CFL with Montreal and at 6 Master of Ceremonies will be Paul Markle, 12 year career pm. 3 0 2 1 1 3 1 include Blue Brock Toronto. Other players entering the Hall Marketing Manager of the Toronto Jays. 2 0 2 0 1 9 0 $25.00 and must be Ryerson Rob Etherington, basketballer Kyra Kristensen- Tickets are purchased
and the Athletic noon on Thurs- Irvine, soccer player Scott Fraser hockey goalie through Department by Results: Terry Thompson. day. 18 September 14 September
LAURIER Brock 0 LAURIER 2, McMaster 0 1, Windsor 2, McMaster 0 Waterloo 1, Brock 1 Western Western 2, Windsor 1 3, Ryerson 0 Waterloo 1, Guelph 1 September 17
LAURIER 5, Waterloo 1 Upcoming Games: Guelph 1, Brock 0 LAURIER at Guelph (September 25) Windsor 6, Ryerson 1
McMaster 2, Western 1
OWIAA Soccer
Team GP W L T F A Pts
Western 2 2 0 0 5 0 4 s. ■■■■ 'i- ■ , ■' Guelph 1 1 0 0 4 2 2 LAURIER 2 110 2 12
McMaster 2 1 1 0 4 4 2
Waterloo 2 110 12 2
Windsor 1 0 1 0 0 4 0
Brock 2 0 2 0 2 5 0
Results:
18 September 17 September
LAURIER 2, Waterloo 0 Western 1, LAURIER 0 Waterloo Guelph 4, Brock 2 1, Brock 0
Western 4, McMaster 0 McMaster 4, Windsor 0
Upcoming Games:
LAURIER at McMaster (September 25)
Guelph at LAURIER (September 28 4 pm)
OIJAA Rugby
Team GP W L T F A Pts
Toronto 1 1 0 0 22 3 2
Waterloo 1 1 0 0 4 0 2
Trent 1 1 0 0 15 13 2
0 LAURIER 1 0 1 0 13 15 0 Brock 1 0 1 0 0 4 0 RMC 1 0 1 0 3 22
jjJij ji • 'mm ■ Results: September 17
made Waterloo famous". Toast the festivities with "the beer that Trent 15, LAURffiR 13 of the Kuntz recipe. Toronto RMC 3 Brewed right here in town, in the tradition original family 22, in Waterloo Brock 0 But remember: Kuntz's Old German Lager is available only our area, 4,
for limited time. one soon. Prosit! and only a Enjoy Upcoming Games:
LAURIER at Brock (September 24)
LAURIER at Waterloo (September 28 4 pm)
CIAU Rankings --Football
1 ! 6. V? V WIM)ER BEER 1. McGill Guelph 2. St. Mary's 7. Saskatchewan
3. LAURIER 8. ÜBC
4. Western 9. Calgary
5. Bishops 10. Mt. Allison classifieds The Cord Weekly 23 Thursday, September 22,1988
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