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Sun Dec 16, 2012

06:00 BUBBLE GUPPIES Repeat WS G

Fishketball! Think fast! Look alive! Let’s play Fishketball! The big game is today, and the Guppies have to practice bouncing, throwing, catching and playing together as a team if they’re going to succeed. 06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G

Baby Crab

Dora and Boots are having a blast at the beach when all of a sudden they hear a call for help.

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join and Sarah Harris as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. 10:00 1ST TEST - AUSTRALIA V SRI LANKA Captioned Live WS NA

Day 3 - AM Session Wide World Of Sports presents the first of three test matches between Australia and Sri Lanka. Join Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry, Ian Chappell, Mark Nicholas, Mark Taylor, Ian Healy, for all the action live from Bellerive Oval, Hobart. 12:30 THE CRICKET SHOW Captioned Live WS G Join Michael Slater and Brett Lee for all the latest news, updates and analysis of the day's plays along with special guests live in the studio. 13:00 1ST TEST - AUSTRALIA V SRI LANKA Captioned Live WS NA

Day 3 - PM Session Wide World Of Sports presents the first of three test matches between Australia and Sri Lanka. Join Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry, Ian Chappell, Mark Nicholas, Mark Taylor, Ian Healy, Michael Slater for all the action live from Bellerive Oval, Hobart.

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Sun Dec 16, 2012

18:00 SUNDAY Captioned Live WS NA Alicia Loxley presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports. 18:30 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Ends Of The Earth Set in the Arctic and Antarctic, Frozen Planet takes you on the ultimate polar expedition, exploring the impacts of climate change on arctic species. This landmark series brings to the screen the last great wildernesses on the planet as you have never seen them before, and may never see again; in the ultimate portrait of Earth's polar regions. 19:30 60 MINUTES Captioned WS NA 60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - , Liam Bartlett, , and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians. 20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat WS M

Red Rover, Red Rover Jane receives a message from Red John on the eighth anniversary of the deaths of his wife and daughter. Jane then gets distracted from the CBI's latest case, an investigation into the homicide of a brokerage-firm employee. Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat WS M

Genetic Disorder When a genealogist is found dead in Dr. Robbins' bed, the team works on the theory that his wife may have been cheating even though she maintains her innocence. Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Ted Danson, George Eads, Paul Guilfoyle, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

22:30 UNFORGETTABLE Captioned Repeat WS M

Spirited Away When a renowned ghost hunter is killed, Carrie and Al discover that his death is linked to a chilling discovery he made on a recent assignment. Starring: Poppy Montgomery, Michael Gaston, Dylan Walsh, Kevin Rankin

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:30 SOUTHLAND WS M

God's Work Lydia and Ruben probe the death of a nanny. In an alarming investigative snag, the children who were in her care have gone missing. Starring: Michael Cudlitz, Benjamin McKenzie, Regina King, Tom Everett Scott

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

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Sun Dec 16, 2012

00:20 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Captioned Repeat WS M Using hidden cameras, host John Quiñones observes and comments on how ordinary people behave when they are confronted with a dilemma that requires them to either take action or walk by and mind their own business. 01:00 SPYFORCE Repeat PG

The Journey On an escape flight from Burma to Australia, Erskine and Gunther share an aeroplane with five other refugees. Erskine discovers that someone is radioing the plane's position to the Japanese, and then one of the passengers is murdered. Starring: Jack Thompson, Peter Sumner, Katy Wild

02:00 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Trapped

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

02:30 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme.

03:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

03:30 DANOZ WS G

H20 Mop X5

Home shopping programme

04:00 GOOD MORNING AMERICA - SUNDAY Captioned WS NA

Early morning news/talk show from ABC America's Time Square studio.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join and as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

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Mon Dec 17, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. 09:00 MORNINGS - SUMMER SERIES Captioned WS PG Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS – an exciting mix of highlights from the year in review. Includes the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia’s top chefs, music performances, the latest in fashion & more.

09:30 YAMBA'S PLAYTIME Captioned Repeat WS P

Magical Day

Cecilina, Yamba's big sister, has disappeared and Yambathinks a magic trick has made her disappear.

10:00 1ST TEST - AUSTRALIA V SRI LANKA Captioned Live WS NA

Day 4 - AM Session Wide World Of Sports presents the first of three test matches between Australia and Sri Lanka. Join Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry, Ian Chappell, Mark Nicholas, Mark Taylor, Ian Healy, Michael Slater for all the action live from Bellerive Oval, Hobart. 12:30 THE CRICKET SHOW Captioned Live WS G Join Michael Slater and Brett Lee for all the latest news, updates and analysis of the day's plays along with special guests live in the studio. 13:00 1ST TEST - AUSTRALIA V SRI LANKA Captioned Live WS NA

Day 4 - PM Session Wide World Of Sports presents the first of three test matches between Australia and Sri Lanka. Join Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry, Ian Chappell, Mark Nicholas, Mark Taylor, Ian Healy, Michael Slater for all the action live from Bellerive Oval, Hobart.

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Mon Dec 17, 2012

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports. 18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Cameron Williams. 19:00 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Irish Pub Formulation

Raj's sister visits and inadvertently causes trouble for the friends.

Starring: , Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar,

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 RBT Captioned Repeat WS PG In this ground-breaking series, follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers. 20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat WS M

The Crimson Hat In the season finale, Jane deals with his latest loss to Red John by hitting rock bottom in Las Vegas and hooking up with a cocktail waitress. Meanwhile, the CBI tries to solve a John Doe's homicide. Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat WS M

Sudden Death When a bottle girl is murdered at an exclusive club, Horatio must search through Miami's most elite guest list to find her killer. Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Eva La Rue

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:40 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned WS NA

Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.

22:30 HOUSE HUSBANDS Captioned Repeat WS PG Lewis is in deep trouble when Gemma catches him flirting with a lucrative business opportunity. Sparks fly when Abi and Kane receive a surprise visit from their meddling father. Lucy helps Justin make a fresh start after he loses his job and marriage. Kane’s new pie business turns into a nightmare. Starring: Julia Morris, Gary Sweet, Firass Dirani, Rhys Muldoon, Gyton Grantley

23:30 NIKITA Repeat WS AV

London Calling Michael helps Cassandra after hearing General Tupelov will kill her unless she returns money she allegedly stole, but Nikita is suspicious. Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

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Mon Dec 17, 2012

00:30 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

Joker When Emma publishes a successful book on bridge, she is invited to spend a weekend in Devonshire with a fellow player, Sir Cavalier Rousicana. Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

01:30 EXTRA Captioned WS NA Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from the shows hot location at The Grove in Los Angeles. The show takes viewers on a coast-to-coast trip in every episode, from Hollywood to hotspots at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas as well as Planet Hollywood and Times Square in New York City. 02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G

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Home Shopping.

02:30 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme.

03:00 DANOZ WS G

Flavorstone

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion. 05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

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Tue Dec 18, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. 09:00 MORNINGS - SUMMER SERIES Captioned WS PG Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS – an exciting mix of highlights from the year in review. Includes the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia’s top chefs, music performances, the latest in fashion & more.

09:30 YAMBA'S PLAYTIME Captioned Repeat WS P

The Treasure Map

Grandpa Honeyant gave Yamba a map and Yamba and Jacinta think it's a treasure map.

10:00 1ST TEST - AUSTRALIA V SRI LANKA Captioned Live WS NA

Day 5 - AM Session Wide World Of Sports presents the first of three test matches between Australia and Sri Lanka. Join Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry, Ian Chappell, Mark Nicholas, Mark Taylor, Ian Healy, Michael Slater for all the action live from Bellerive Oval, Hobart. 12:30 THE CRICKET SHOW Captioned Live WS G Join Michael Slater and Brett Lee for all the latest news, updates and analysis of the day's plays along with special guests live in the studio. 13:00 1ST TEST - AUSTRALIA V SRI LANKA Captioned Live WS NA

Day 5 - PM Session Wide World Of Sports presents the first of three test matches between Australia and Sri Lanka. Join Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry, Ian Chappell, Mark Nicholas, Mark Taylor, Ian Healy, Michael Slater for all the action live from Bellerive Oval, Hobart.

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Tue Dec 18, 2012

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports. 18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Cameron Williams. 19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Apology Insufficiency Howard baffles Sheldon when he won't accept his apology; and an FBI agent (Eliza Dushku) interviews the guys for Howard's security clearance. Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

19:30 HAMISH & ANDY'S EURO GAP YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG Hamish & Andy have taken their misplaced sense of adventure to all corners of the Globe, and now it's Europe’s turn. Broadcast from a disused pub in London, Hamish & Andy will be there to revel in Europe’s weird and wonderful pastimes, be it bus pulling, ice swimming or dropping in to a festival of snails! 20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS M

The Stag Convergence Bernadette has second thoughts about marrying Wolowitz when details of his sexual history emerge at his bachelor party. Wil Wheaton has a cameo as a party guest. Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

And The Disappearing Bed Caroline is tired of sleeping on the couch so she purchases a build-it yourself Murphy Bed. As Caroline attempts to assemble the bed, Max tries to work up the courage to give her cupcake business card to Peach for the twins upcoming birthday. Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

21:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Not In My Mouth

A brush with death drives a wedge between Walden and Zoey; Alan wonders about Lyndsey's drinking habits.

Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References

22:00 ANGER MANAGEMENT Captioned Repeat WS M

Charlie And Kate Battle Over A Patient A long-standing rivalry over who's a better therapist leads to war when Kate steals Patrick, one of Charlie's group patients. Starring: Charlie Sheen, Selma Blair, Shawnee Smith

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

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Tue Dec 18, 2012

22:30 SURVIVOR: PHILIPPINES Captioned WS PG

Whiners Are Wieners

The castaways compete for a spa reward.

23:30 WEEDS Repeat WS MA

Thwack Faced with the aftermath of Shane having murdered Pilar, Nancy grabs Shane and Silas and head north. Andy is then met with the decision to split town with his family or stay and fight for Audra's affection. Starring: Mary-Louise Parker, Hunter Parrish, Kevin Nealon, Justin Kirk

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Some Violence

00:00 20/20 Captioned WS NA

(Fri-31-Aug-12) - Part 2

20/20 is news and current affairs show anchored by Elizabeth Varga and Chris Cuomo.

01:00 EXTRA Captioned WS NA Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from the shows hot location at The Grove in Los Angeles. The show takes viewers on a coast-to-coast trip in every episode, from Hollywood to hotspots at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas as well as Planet Hollywood and Times Square in New York City. 01:30 DANOZ WS G

H20 Mop X5

Home shopping programme

02:00 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme.

02:30 SELFCARE WS G

No No Hair

Home Shopping Programme

03:00 DANOZ WS G

Flavorstone

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

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Tue Dec 18, 2012

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

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Wed Dec 19, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. 09:00 MORNINGS - SUMMER SERIES Captioned WS PG Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS – an exciting mix of highlights from the year in review. Includes the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia’s top chefs, music performances, the latest in fashion & more.

10:00 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned Repeat WS PG

Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker journey to discover her family tree takes her to Northern California and Salem Massachusetts.

11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather. 12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd. 14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 EXTRA Captioned WS NA Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from the shows hot location at The Grove in Los Angeles. The show takes viewers on a coast-to-coast trip in every episode, from Hollywood to hotspots at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas as well as Planet Hollywood and Times Square in New York City. 15:30 YAMBA'S PLAYTIME Captioned Repeat WS P

Communication

Yamba has to send Cecilina a message quickly so Jacinta helps Yamba find ways to send a message.

16:00 PYRAMID Captioned Repeat WS C Pyramid is a fun, fast-paced game show the whole family can enjoy. Two teams go head to head in a competition to describe a series of simple objects, places or things, without actually using the object's name. 16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

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Wed Dec 19, 2012

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports. 18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Cameron Williams. 19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The 21-Second Excitation The guys camp out in a line hoping to see an anticipated movie, while Penny and Bernadette arrange Amy's first slumber party. Starring: Wil Wheaton, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Boyfriend Complexity When Penny's father visits, she gets Leonard to pretend to still be her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Howard, Raj, and Bernadette spend the night on an astronomy project. Starring: Keith Carradine, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Alien Parasite Hypothesis Amy is attracted to Penny's ex-boyfriend; and Raj and Howard argue about which of them would be a better superhero. Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 TBA G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

21:40 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned Repeat WS NA

Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.

22:30 TBA G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

23:30 I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER WS PG

Teenage Family Night Annie reinstates Family Night in an attempt to bond with the girls. Problems arise when the teens try to escape, Nikki learns Gary is dating and Jack shocks Annie by showing up with a hot date of his own. Starring: Jaime Pressly, Katie Finneran, Kristi Lauren

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

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Wed Dec 19, 2012

00:00 ECLIPSE Repeat WS PG

James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

00:30 EXTRA Captioned Repeat WS NA Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from the shows hot location at The Grove in Los Angeles. The show takes viewers on a coast-to-coast trip in every episode, from Hollywood to hotspots at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas as well as Planet Hollywood and Times Square in New York City. 01:00 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

The Golden Reef

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

01:30 DANOZ WS G

Flavorstone

Home shopping programme

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Shark Steam Pocket Mop

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

02:30 DANOZ WS G

H20 Mop X5

Home shopping programme

03:00 DANOZ WS G

Abdoer Twist

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion. 05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

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Thu Dec 20, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. 09:00 MORNINGS - SUMMER SERIES Captioned WS PG Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS – an exciting mix of highlights from the year in review. Includes the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia’s top chefs, music performances, the latest in fashion & more.

10:00 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned Repeat WS PG

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields has a change of heart a towards her grandmother after she looks into her family history.

11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather. 12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd. 14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 EXTRA Captioned WS NA Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from the shows hot location at The Grove in Los Angeles. The show takes viewers on a coast-to-coast trip in every episode, from Hollywood to hotspots at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas as well as Planet Hollywood and Times Square in New York City. 15:30 YAMBA'S PLAYTIME Captioned Repeat WS P

Wheels Go Round

Jacinta helps Yamba try and find the right shape that fits a wheel on the toy train.

16:00 PYRAMID Captioned Repeat WS C Pyramid is a fun, fast-paced game show the whole family can enjoy. Two teams go head to head in a competition to describe a series of simple objects, places or things, without actually using the object's name. 16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

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Thu Dec 20, 2012

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports. 18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Cameron Williams. 19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Bus Pants Utilization

Leonard has a great idea for a smartphone app, and it causes friction with Sheldon.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

19:30 GETAWAY SUMMER Captioned WS PG Dermott takes a scenic drive through big tree country in northern California; Kelly swims with turtles off Lord Howe island; Natalie checks into one of Asia’s most beautiful hotels in Vietnam; Jason visits Hokianga, the birthplace of New Zealand; and what to do in the NSW Snowy mountains in summer.

20:30 PERSON OF INTEREST Captioned Repeat WS M

Many Happy Returns It's Reese's birthday, and Finch gifts him with a day off - especially when he realises that The Machine's latest number is sure to revive painful memories. Starring: Michael Emerson, Jim Caviezel, Taraji P. Henson, Kevin Chapman

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:30 CSI: NY Captioned WS M

Brooklyn Til I Die

A role-playing game turns deadly when one player is murdered and another one is kidnapped and held for ransom.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:30 TRUE CSI: COLD BLOOD Repeat WS AV

Cherry Hill Murder A close-knit New Jersey community is in shock when the wife of a respected rabbi is savagely beaten in her home. As police follow the trail of blood, their investigation leads them onto sacred ground and into a secret world of illicit affairs, backroom deals and betrayal. Can they find Carol Neulander's killer? Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Adult Themes

23:30 WEEDS Repeat WS MA

Felling And Swamping After hours of aimless driving, Nancy, ignoring Shane's suggestion of hiding out in Pittsburgh, hatches a plan for the family to cross into Canada. Andy is tasked with acquiring fake IDs. Silas must decide if he's willing to live on the lam. Elsewhere, Esteban must answer to authorities regarding Pilar's murder and Nancy's whereabouts. Starring: Mary-Louise Parker, Hunter Parrish, Kevin Nealon, Justin Kirk

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

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Thu Dec 20, 2012

00:00 20/20 Captioned WS NA

(Fri-7th-Sep-12) - Part 1

20/20 is news and current affairs show anchored by Elizabeth Varga and Chris Cuomo.

01:00 EXTRA Captioned Repeat WS NA Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from the shows hot location at The Grove in Los Angeles. The show takes viewers on a coast-to-coast trip in every episode, from Hollywood to hotspots at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas as well as Planet Hollywood and Times Square in New York City. 01:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Honeymooners

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G

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Home Shopping.

02:30 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme.

03:00 DANOZ WS G

H20 Mop X5

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion. 05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

PLEASE NOTE: This document is confidential and is the copyright of Nine Network Australia Pty. Ltd. Page 17 of 23 Melbourne Program Guide

Fri Dec 21, 2012

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. 09:00 MORNINGS - SUMMER SERIES Captioned WS PG Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS – an exciting mix of highlights from the year in review. Includes the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia’s top chefs, music performances, the latest in fashion & more.

10:00 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Captioned WS PG

Emmitt Smith Emmitt Smith searches to discover his family tree and solve rumours of having white ancestry. He learns more than he could have dreamed about. 11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather. 12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd. 14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 EXTRA Captioned WS NA Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from the shows hot location at The Grove in Los Angeles. The show takes viewers on a coast-to-coast trip in every episode, from Hollywood to hotspots at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas as well as Planet Hollywood and Times Square in New York City. 15:30 YAMBA'S PLAYTIME Captioned Repeat WS P

Birthday Party It's Grandma Honeyant's birthday and Yamba comes up with a theme for a party. But not everyone assumes it's the same theme as what Yamba has planned. 16:00 PYRAMID Captioned Repeat WS C Pyramid is a fun, fast-paced game show the whole family can enjoy. Two teams go head to head in a competition to describe a series of simple objects, places or things, without actually using the object's name. 16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

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Fri Dec 21, 2012

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports. 18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Cameron Williams. 19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Love Car Displacement Tension runs high when everyone is staying at the same hotel for a science event and Bernadette runs into her ex- boyfriend. Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Thespian Catalyst Sheldon hopes acting lessons from Penny will help him become a better teacher. Meanwhile, Koothrappali fantasizes about his best friend's girlfriend. Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Pudding-filled Cactus

Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN 20:30 2003 Captioned WS M OF THE KING The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King Aragorn leads the World of Men against Sauron's army to draw the dark lord's gaze from Frodo and Sam who are on the doorstep of Mount Doom with the One Ring.

Starring: Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:30 THE BIG WHITE 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Big White A financially strapped travel agent is kicking himself for forgetting to cash in his brother's insurance policy, but his spirits soar when he finds a spare frozen body. The only problem is, two hitmen are desperately looking for it. Starring: Robin Williams, Holly Hunter, Giovani Ribisi, Tim Blake Nelson

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

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Fri Dec 21, 2012

02:30 THE BARON Repeat PG

Enemy Of The State

Exciting, danger-laden, unusual exploits...the human dramas of those who buy, sell or steal precious treasures.

Starring: Steve Forrest

03:30 EXTRA Captioned Repeat WS NA Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from the shows hot location at The Grove in Los Angeles. The show takes viewers on a coast-to-coast trip in every episode, from Hollywood to hotspots at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas as well as Planet Hollywood and Times Square in New York City. 04:00 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme.

04:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

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Sat Dec 22, 2012

06:00 BUBBLE GUPPIES Repeat WS G

Build Me a Building! It’s going to be the best doghouse EVER! But before Bubble Puppy can move into his new doggy digs the Bubble Guppies have to build it. 06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G

Swiper The Explorer

Dora and Boots are playing catch when they discover a lost Baby Fox.

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY - SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Join the team as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. 10:00 MORNINGS - SATURDAY Captioned WS G Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS – an exciting mix of highlights from the week in review. Includes the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia’s top chefs, music performances, the latest in fashion and beauty as well as moving real life stories – ordinary people doing extraordinary things. 11:00 DOGSTAR Captioned WS C

The Greening Of Gavin

Lincoln is the only one who can help Fenwick deactivate a deadly ray that’s destroying the asteroid Gavin.

11:30 WAKKAVILLE Captioned Repeat WS C

Agnes' Dilemma

When Burgoyne tries to run Agnes out of town, Jaz convinces Agnes to give her old love a second chance.

12:00 PIXEL PINKIE Captioned Repeat WS C

Finding Nina / My Friends Anni, Superstar

Nina worries she's becoming predictable and decides to try some things she wouldn't ordinarily do.

12:30 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Repeat WS C

Boot/Breakout Chef Dennis puts sausage guru, Saucisson's taste buds to the test - can "Saucisson" successfully identity different types of sausage when blindfolded? 13:00 STORMWORLD Captioned Repeat WS C

Family Ties

Vassler asks the Stormrider crew to take him back secretly to New Arkoddia so he can say goodbye to his mother.

13:30 A GURL'S WURLD Captioned Repeat WS C When three teenage friends from three different countries create their own private chatroom, they end up getting a lot more than they could have possibly ever imagined.

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Sat Dec 22, 2012

14:00 KITCHEN WHIZ Captioned Repeat WS C Kitchen Whiz is a fast and fabulous kids game show with a focus on the world of food, cooking and food science. Over four rounds our contestants aged between 12-14 years old answer questions and compete in fun, messy tasks, earning points and taking home prizes. 14:30 LOCKIE LEONARD Captioned Repeat WS C

The Big Questions

Lockie figures it's time for an image overhaul if he's ever going to win Egg back from Curtis.

15:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Super Sunday Brick gets Mike to teach him football terminology so he can be conversant by Super Bowl Sunday, which irks Axl, who loves being Mike's football buddy. Sue's ex-boyfriend Brad asks to be her partner in a square-dancing event and Frankie is sent to a managerial seminar. Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott

15:30 GETAWAY TO THE GOODLIFE WS PG Six part series from the Getaway team exploring the best short breaks away from the everyday. Featuring life on XXXX Island on the Great Barrier Reef. Plus Dermott discovers the good life on a heli-fishing trip in the Northern Territory. Jules is house-boating with his mates on the Murray River in South Australia. Kelly shows the boys how to do it on a paintball adventure. And Jason has a boys weekend away on the Sunshine Coast. 16:00 EXPLORE CANADA WS G

(*Premiere Special*) Come on a journey that takes you from the East to the West of Canada. You’ll be inspired by French-Canadian cuisine, enchanted by endangered bears and dazzled by the culture of this diverse country. 17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA

See it first with Nine News; join the team for all the latest in news, sport and weather.

17:30 POSTCARDS - SUMMER WS G Giaan takes us to Hudson on Wombat, the Hepburn Bathhouse and to Sault – all in Daylesford. Brodie combines flowers with The Hamptons on the Peninsula. Glen finds great food and gift ideas for Christmas at the Queen Victoria Market and Rebecca tours Kyneton with its most famous resident – Tonia Todman.

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Sat Dec 22, 2012

18:00 NINE NEWS SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Alicia Loxley presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports. AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 18:30 Captioned WS PG SUMMER SERIES Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.

19:30 POLAR EXPRESS 2004 Captioned Repeat WS G

Polar Express When a boy who begins to doubt the existence of Santa Claus takes an extraordinary train ride to the North Pole, he embarks on a journey of self-discovery that shows him that the wonder of life never fades for those who believe. Starring: Tom Hanks, Chris Coppola, Michael Jeter

21:40 RED HILL 2010 Captioned WS AV

Red Hill Constable Shane Cooper arrives in the small town of Red Hill in search of a quieter life. But, on Cooper's first day with the Red Hill Police Department, a convicted murderer escapes from prison and heads straight for Red Hill to kill the men who put him there. Starring: Ryan Kwanten, Steve Bisley, Tommy Lewis

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:40 WOLF CREEK 2005 Captioned Repeat WS AV

Wolf Creek A chilling story of three road-trippers in remote Australia who are plunged into danger when they accept help from a friendly local. How can you be found when no-one knows you're missing? Starring: Australian Movie, John Jarratt

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language, Adult Themes

01:30 LINK 1986 Repeat WS M

Link Research assistant Jane goes to work at the home of a chimp specialist. There, Jane meets Link, a delightful orang- utan butler. But when the doctor vanishes, the primates become increasingly aggressive. Starring: Terence Stamp, Elizabeth Shue

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Horror

03:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

The Bush Rangers

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

04:00 DANOZ WS G

H20 Mop X5

Home shopping programme

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Sat Dec 22, 2012

04:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Total Gym Range

Home Shopping with the TV Shop

05:00 LIFE TODAY WITH JAMES ROBISON WS G

Religious program.

05:30 WESLEY IMPACT WS G

Religious program.

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