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printed ii 3E^gSl®SS with primed sonic blasts of strangled revelry and a ballad even ("One More Time"). They'll think twice before ever doing that again. The other slab comes from across the pond and in the guise of three sonic masters known as The Switch Trout from Yokaichi, Japan. Instrumentais are their wea­ The Down-n-Outs know pons of choice and they arm well on the song departed Julie, colum­ of the above "Sonic Masters," which is nist of past, I will begin order, especially when girls piss A almost like three different songs a new saga of 7' sit 'n' spin with them off: they get revenge by in one, and the false stop-start a leftover from her bag of tricks: writing two songs of snot-nosed a double wax effort of bands 521 West garage-punk no-fi goodness shakefest of "Machismo." I've paying homage to TV starlet Wilson #C103, ( ta Mesa, CA ("Wreck My World" b/w been a fan of these cats since Patty Duke. Why someone 92627 USA) "Don't Ask Me Why"). Only for their debut back in '99, and they would obsess over this is a little just keep getting better. over my head, so dingbats like Recorded in some kinda alter­ me have the accompanying zine nate static universe, the tracks to school me on her supposed just pulsate with a warm ener­ "Dukeness," and bands like gy that is a change from the The Chubbies, Gore Gore more reverb-drenched treble- Girls, and Slumber Party to those who are stereophonically us a neo- number tweaked bands of the instro serenade me with Patty-penned challenged, and who enjoy called "Red Head Devil." Both . Sonic masters, indeed. tributes, the aforementioned drums that masquerade as tracks from the sextet from Since it looks like I'll be tak­ Slumber Party ("One Kiss garbage cans. (Hipsville Canaduh roll like a doughnut ing over 7" duty here, I'd like to Away") winning top prize for Records, 2020 S Lowell Blvd., and get the hips a-swingin' take this opportunity to encour­ their Casio-beat pop and sleepy Denver, CO 80219 USA) with swampy R&B swagger on age participation from you, the vocals. This is apparently the Sympathy For The "Mudpit," and a cover of Larry reader of this fine rag, and toss second volume of the Patty Record Industry (www.sympa- Williams' "Louisiana Hannah." some suggestions for a ratings- platter, so if you' thyrecords.com). as their slogan Our friends from just south example, equating records to contact: Top Quality Rock And states, understands the impor­ of the border (Estrus Records, flavours of salsa: mild, medium, Roll, PO Box 1110, Southgate, tance of both kinds of music: PO Box 2125, Bellingham, WA hot, extra hot, etc. You guys are MI 48195 USA. . The Von Bondies 98227 USA), deliver two fine smart, you figure it out. Ta very That being said, fir: from Detroit support the for­ specimens of 45 rpm ruckus much. • the gates are, The Stupor Stars, mer, while Montreal's Del- with a four song offering from Gators exemplify the latter. Tine the home of good cheese and with a three song punkity rack- SEND IDEAS TO Von Bondies continue the tradi­ bad beer, Milwaukee, WI, and loved (at least in my heart any­ tion of Motor City rock history The Mistreaters. Probably DISCORDER@CLUB. way) bands of yore like The with a fuzzed-out, amped-up written after ingesting copious amounts of both, The Motards or the Cryin' Out raver ("It Came From Japan") AMS.UBC.CA Louds. Simple but fun songs on side A, while the flip gives Mistreaters get their rocks off

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ecord fairs are for nerds. two copies of that Stooges Cover (eh), Darklands (almost Record nerds don't take record, too many Iggy Pop solo bought it again, just for the hell R showers and never cut , one record of it), zero copies of (I can't their . They have a distinct (the Peel Sessions), a lot of fucking believe it) Dark Side of odor. Their are per­ Blonde on Blondes (so I finally the Moon (my head's probably manently gray from dusty got one, which attracted many just blocked it out by now), less crates and record sleeves. Fake toothles hippu when I Rumours than you'd think, one record nerds shave their faces Mountain LP, a few copies of or legs, paint their nails, and (all different colours), put on their best outfits to go to RECORD one Bobby Orr record (tempted, the fair. Record nerds are really tempted), not a single always looking down. The NERDS Walkabouts record, Robert phonies are always looking DON'T Fripp all over the place, beauti­ around. ful women (courtesy of Roxy I saw four copies of Exile on TAKE Music), one Blasting Concept Main Street, a couple Let it Bes comp, Rank and Louder than (which made me want to eat SHOWERS Bombs and Meat is Murder cake, but no time, no time for walked down the street), the (Morrissey costs too much), that), zero copies of Sticky yellow Cramps album, one more than one My Aim is True Fingers, 23 Kiss LPs, 4000 Hank White Album (skipped all the (already got three of those for Williams records, one White Beatles sections, thank Christ, some fucking reason), barely Light /White Heat, one, no make that one was in the wrong any of Boston or , not that two Swans records place), the CS Angels' Land enough REO Speedwagon (kid­ (should've bought the gatefold (sorry, the Canadian edition), ding, kidding), one Patrik one—gotta act fast, but too three copies of the first New Fitzgerald album, the first one, late), one Virgin Prunes record York Dolls LP (one was $78.95,1 sealed (that's a lie), Headache, (the hazy blue one), a $50 DOA don't know what the fuck), one including the red single (that single (can't say which one it Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me record too), two copies of Lies, the was because who the fuck cares (that's two records, three kiss­ worst Pere Ubu record, the best 50 bucks worth of caring), a $45 es), one third of the first Crazy Horse record, The Sarah MacLachlan record, (the Mekons album (no cover, no Spotlight Kid, and the other first one, OBVIOUSLY the best record, one sleeve), the original record I bought. I can't remem­ one), no Bonus Boys singles, Atomizer, Bruiseology (ugh), ber wliat else. • 4 October 2001 tunity to take the cc accounts was a highlight. But "girl at bar with broken heart of their context. For the record: from what I saw, I was and glealivet," with The Sugar "For a musician it seems like impressed, including Robert Refinery's Steven making a rehearsing 10 years for one con­ Kozinuk's complex projected cameo, at The Crying Room cert and then killing oneself and visuals, Diffraction, at Access; (which also featured work by 5000 people. The whole plan­ the fish mystery at Moonbase Janet Penner, Ali Lohan among ning looked like the greatest by Dean Stanton (who did it, others, and Amos H. on the piece of art of LUCIFER." anyway?), which reminded me decks); contemporary minimal­ http://www.stockhausen.org of work by Winnipeg's Royal ism at Gallery 83, with high /reply to bild.html Art Lodge; the ghostly demar­ prices and high expectations "... if Israel and Islam furthered the fication from the godhead; the trance-state the looping images cations of faces, figures and from Ron Danneasen and Holy War, they would be making Just War places a God-led induce, and then the digital THE GATHERING: shadows drawn directly onto Heather Lane; and ironic and the jump from political war. They "democracy" at the same helm, medium of repetitive music and MUSICAL RESISTANCE the walls of Artspeak, by entertaining political interven­ can accept complete release because for who can forget Dubya's disseminated state information On August 26th, electronic cul­ Elizabeth MacKen; tionist art (mattresses!), in they are religious. They're religious "[crusade] through the valley of merge to form the aesthetic ture and DJs gathered at the protest to 's megacity, in a triumphalist way: they use the the shadow of death"? Just War (re)presentation of destruction, VAG to protest the continued captured on film by Kika fact that they don 'I believe in death, is Holy and Holy War is Just. disaster, and terror, an all- destruction of the Elaho. The Thome at the Helen Pitt. There the fact of their awareness of the Politics must be saved, thinking encompassing rhetorical mega- event, titled "The Gathering" was much, much more and I am non-ending of life, to go beyond must happen, xenophobia and motif, destined with one goal in and organized by James of missing many, many excellent politics... we must not only forbid state fascism must be curbed, mind: to sell something, fear, Soldiers of the Underground, artists. Many of the exhibitions Holy Wars—wars of complete fanatical religion and the fanat­ anger, hatred, the sponsor and was also a great chance to play are still on, and I highly encour­ release—we must also refute just­ ical State checked immediately: the government. Buy an some beats in public, featuring age YOU to get out and see ness, the justice of war.. ., the Holy War and its equal simu­ American flag: "The House of Primordial Nature among oth­ them before they are gone. Holy War is on the horizon of our lacra, Just War, must be ground Representatives passed a reso­ ers (whom I tagged with, much Support Vancouver! history." — Paul Virilio, Pure to a halt. As long as there is one lution Thursday, calling on all to the appreciation of some dis­ War (1983) there will be the other, and both Americans to fly the national cerning technoheads), and dis­ bring about the same horrific flag." Do you see what I'm see­ THINK play some public art, such as "We are not hated because we WAR? ing? "Operation Infinite Justice" Mediacore's Merlyn, who set practice democracy, value free­ "Complete release": the joyous was changed because they up his televisual extravaganza could not sell it to the Muslims. dom, or uphold human rights. after-death-drive embraces the CNN LOOPS DESTRUCTION on the steps. Today, however, Geanne Randolph, which defi­ We are hated because our gov­ utter destruction of all things. CNN loops the WTC plane attention should be turned to nitely had elements of Jasper ernment denies these things to Close to 20 years ago, Virilio crash over and over: "I woke up WAR IS ART: the Middle East: Johns; the radical and disturb­ people in Third World countries predicted what is now happen­ this morning thinking that I STOCKHAUSEN www.tao.ca for the latest anti­ ing feminist work of Irene whose resources are coveted by ing. But what is ? might not want to listen to Karlheinz Stockhausen, experi­ war developments. Loughlin and Laura Babak at our multinational corporations. Virilio's second warning that repetitive music ever again— mental com­ Gallery Gachet, which featured That hatred we have sown has we must also forbid the just the endless looping of images poser, absolutely misquoted SWARM: ARTIST RUN a remake of a barn (hay, fence come back to haunt us in the war, the retaliatory strike, must yesterday was enough for me about the attacks, from CHAOS and all) with a black and white form of terrorism and in the be remembered. For the just for quite some time." The grid Hamburg to the Vancouver Sun. The second annual Swarm video of horses (I kept thinking future, nuclear terrorism." — war—the War that the US is between digital music, media, Stockhausen was speaking of drew massive crowds to the of claustrophobia, of being Robert Bowman, who flew 101 about to open, a Pandora's box politics and terrorism intersects his leitmotif Lucifer as it mani­ 17(!) galleries showcasing their penned in, of the memory of combat missions in Vietnam. of anthrax and nuclear win­ in one blinding moment, and fested, as an allegory, in NYC. work. I didn't make it out to escape, and then the bound presently [1998] bishop of ters—is Holy War. The Holy for a split second, the fabric of Some trashy, nihilist (in the everything, and missed Jake woman in the tub, outlined in the United Catholic Church in War claims ultimate birthright (re)presentation opens: the worst sense of the word) jour­ Hill's Dishonest Wood exhibit at red, as a "cure" for "hysteria"); Melbourne Beach, FL. through its transcendental justi­ strategies of the media, the nalist from Bild took the oppor­ the Dynamo, which by all Jessica Eaton's incredible photo Until peace! •

you can be sure of: every track and other pretty- will rock hard and be loaded sounding instruments that with over-the-top youthful play complex, almost anti-tune­ angst. Whoa! ful little melodies. Singer/song­ www.hothotheat.com writer Clare Bowditch sings very prettily, but don't expect RED RAKU to hear a hook anywhere, let Roda Leisis May alone a chorus to sing along to (Watershed) in this tangle of pointy-edged This CD comes from Victoria, poems set to post-folk arrange- VANCOUVER'S SHAME smushed in with slide guitar sounds from what appears to Australia, sent to us from one of Harvest of Shame on "Voodoo Dog," sawed-on be four sweet teenaged boys. our writers, and it is about as • (Independent) violin sounds that are almost Drop the CD into your different from the previous The mysterious beings who Laurie Anderson-meets-indus­ machine and you'll hear some­ recording as you can get. In make up Vancouver's Shame trial drive the repeating rhyth­ thing entirely different from these songs, people "lay with" 1ISTENT0 write songs about things no mic pattern of "Meatbag," the this Victoria band: overdriven, each other, get their hearts bro­ one else would think of. Not instrumental "Fleabite" just loud, late-era punk crossed ken, and carve their names into CiTRONTHE many other bands proudly might feature a mandolin; and with '70s prog rock, flavoured trees "no dog could piss... recite the names of the burbs "Biggest Ass" combines with new wave, , away," all to the accompani­ WEB! where they don't live (starting march-like drumming with , and more. ment of violas, , acoustic with Surrey), or have a song trippy/eerie little noises. The isn't the first band to play www.citr.ca whose only lyrics are, "We overall effect is a weird combi­ prog-punk, but their use of fucked and we fiddled and we nation of sophomoric (hell, shamelessly new wave key­ Want to look simply fiddled and we fucked," or, for maybe freshman) humour, board parts helps to separate that matter, an icky little ballad faux-incompetent musician­ them from the pack. So does titled "Puke Song." The per­ ship, clever recording tech­ their vocalist, who sings with a cussion sometimes seems to be niques and even a speck of frantic larynx-snapping inten­ MADFUL / provided by kitchen utensils; political commentary. Play this sity that makes you wonder if the vocals occasionally appear loud and your roommate is he could possibly survive until this Halloween? . V^A to be the sound of a gruff next- guaranteed to come running in the next song. The lyrics are door neighbour as recorded to ask you what the fuck scary and twisted in a No through the apartment wall. you're doing, t get the feeling Means No kind of way, the But the lo-fi-ness is carefully that this is exactly what drums rock really hard, the calculated. The opening track Vancouver's Shame has in guitars are crunchy, and then is built on an audio loop of a there's that keyboard. Some­ crowing rooster and slick stu­ (no contact info) times it lends a www.knottyboy.com dio trickery sneaks into some kind of feel, sometimes it's of the others as well. There's HOT HOT HEAT more like that fake Japanese • drcadkits • wax Scenes One Through Thirteen new wave sound that was big • accessories • shampoo least interesting) songwriting (Ohev) AVAILABLE AT SALONS, and production in places: Look at the cover photo and rry-go- HEMP STORES, AND ONLINE! echoes of the Pixies are you might expect to hear tame Wholesale Inquiries call 604473-9631 SS^KSSIELSS work. But Godfrey's prose is far David Adam Richards, John about being a "pot addict" in the from the familiar and the tired. Newlove, Lois Simmie, Lorna book); Evelyn Lau chronicles a She gives her 16-year-old protag- Crozier, Marnie Woodrow, near-lifetime of bulimia; and over my shoulder onist Sara a believable voice and Patrick Lane, and Sheri-D Wilson Stephen Reid, one of Canada's paints a pictures of Victoria that write about alcoholism (the num- most infamous bank robbers, tells not many of us have witnessed, ber of writers who are alcoholics a heartbreaking story about his The Victoria of The Torn Skirt is or grew up with alcoholics is heroin addiction in one of the child prostitutes and des­ m mi— peration, not govern At the moment I'm drinking a Diet Coke, think- t's finally happened: Haruki middle-class racist loser has m ia a f havin d arette 01 0t h Murakami appears in ever faced. I'm angry c omp.ace°ncy Better yS **§ ° 8 * 8 <>' * T^ . °^. because everyone keeps jus­ ILemony Snicket's A Series of there is nothing cliche and hoping to meet the deadline while reaching Unfortunate Events. Well, his tifying the aggressive behav­ name appears on page 147 of iour of the by atXioresbth°ek dai^S for some chapstick. I'm a product of my society. calling it the protection of book number eight, The Hostile OUS territory of burnout democracy. I am not anti- Hospital. This trivial bit of infor- boyfriends, pot smoking fathers, indicative of our society's resis- most powerful essays in the American. I am anti-war, and cited n inch as the a childhood spent in a cult com- tance to see alcohol as a drug— book. I did not cast my vote for trailers for the Harry Potter mune, and run-ins with the recall Michael Douglas'role as More than else, the violence. movie, which I saw at the theatre, penal system. The book balances the borderline alcoholic anti-drug collection of essays is about sur- Okay, I not on television. 1 don't have a off my soap- naivete with a world-weary wis- tzar in Steven Soderbergh's vival and the writers themselves rs. There is no glam- TV, which is why I've been doing box Th month, im. I'm looking forward to Traffic—while damning marijua- r hei nly stories about the a lot of reading at a time when though I pi sed poetry ire work from Godfrey, na. There isn't a single essay mornings after, the weeks everyone else is watching CNN. chapbooks and though I after, the years after, and sidored doing this column on Edited by LORNIA CROZIER & PATRICK LANE for the very lucky (or newest obsession. I've been get­ little girls' spell books (there Addicted: Notes From the Belly unlucky, depending on ting lost in his footnotes, trying to are a number on the market of the Beast how you look at it, but I see block out the fact that in a few at the moment and several (Greystone) the ability to stay alive and weeks lime, the world will likely publishers ha* We live in a culture that likes to fight the addiction as an be at war because George W Bush fictio the works), I be in control and pretends to amazing thing), the is insisting that those not in sup­ decided to g A'ith a novel love moderation but is really decades after. port of the US are against the US. and a collection of essays enamoured with excess, which is Yes, this is a worthy I'm trying not to be upset that the about addiction. I had trou­ Lawrence. The marketing cam­ why I think we can't get enough collection, so I will make most incompetent person to ever ble focusing on poetry and I did­ paign for her book is a little of stories about addiction. At the this bold statement n't think that the spell books have been elected president of cheesy (the ads proclaim her and moment I'm drinking Diet Coke, (because I am addicted to appropriate at this time. the United States has just Kelli Deeth as "Literary It Girls"), thinking of having a cigarette or sucky shows such as received the highest approval rat­ but I can understand why her a Tynenol or both, and hoping to Survivor): forget "Reality ing ever because he elected to go REBECCA GODFREY people are resorting to such banal meet the deadline while reaching terminology: the book is very to war. I'm sad because North Tlie Torn Skirt for some chapstick. I'm a product LI go for all the fresh (even fresh sounds banal, Americans are attacking people (Harper Flamingo Canada) of my society. ut there, myself This is a very good first novel by but all words to describe a good of colour, people who have lived Addicted is a collection of Toronto-born, Victoria-raised first novel seem to be played out) in Canada or the US all their lives essays about various addictions writer Rebecca Godfrey, who is and the only way for the general or who escaped their home coun­ and the people these addictions now a New York girl. She com­ public to accept something new is try because they were experienc­ affect: Peter Gzowski writes pleted her MFA at Sarah ing persecution greater than any . put i lanulia i the about kicking the cigarette habit;

knows absolutely everything still manage to cross the unspo­ discuss politics—looking to be about you, especially the things ken boundaries of type and go "queer" or "pro-active" rather culture you yourself didn't know—like home with anyone they want. than "gay"—you won't find a what STD you've recently Baby, if you've got the looks, for your type. acquired, who gave it to you, you're set in gay culture. Stop Instead, you'll meet in coffee­ and how you rid yourself of it. reading this and go and get houses for your once a week shock A comfortable and friendly some action. meeting. But don't worry, even place to be where everyone The problem with Pretty Political Types "get it on" as anthony monday knows your name and cock Boys, though, is they tend to be much as the Pretty Boys. You'll so concerned with maintaining go to the cafe, order a non-fat their young, Pretty Boy looks, RHETORIC FOR THE REC­ too "attached," and was crowd­ The choices are plentiful. The most prominent "gay" type these days seems to be of they spend the evening not decaf latte with cinnamon and TUM OR WHY I GAVE UP ing his "independence" I You have your pickings of the genus "Muscles." So moving in case their perfectly then discuss post-structuralism GAY. dragged myself back into the Ravers, Leathers, Bears, obsessed with their body, these coifed hair should fall out of and identity politics. You, too, hen I returned from hole of deprivation and soli­ Muscles, Pretty Boys, Drag men (months of anthropometric place. They tend to be quite can revel in the irony of being Kuwait I dove into tude. I poured myself into work Queens, Political-types, Bi-sex- study have discovered) general­ reserved and uptight. part of a sub-culture that stands everything I had been and school, visited only friends uals, Butches. Then there are the W ly shave everything (every­ The older fags, however, up and asks to be admitted into deprived of for a year. If was a and stayed away from men and Accountants, the Druggies, the thing, yes, even there) to are a little more daring and mainstream culture, regardless Caligulan orgy of western cul­ their places of whoring. I never Skaters, the Chicken-hawks, the accentuate the body. ture. I partook in everything I relaxed. With age comes fear­ of their sexual orientation, and liked gay people anyway, so , ^ They spend hours a could—the booze, the drugs, M lessness. And if you like the yet still defines their entire per­ this seemed a good excuse to b,, fro. day pumping up, the TV, the sex-infused daily sight of fearless old Leather sonality in terms of who they avoid them. shaving down and life. I reached for anything that Daddies in their '60s, with han­ sleep with, how they sleep with Now don't get me wrong. queotcd by *r?»wL 1 » *n* smoothing out just for dle-bar moustaches, leaping would fill me, and I poured into Before someone stands up and them, and in which social cate­ •, nancy. y°lir unnatural plea- around (half naked, half my dusty body everything it shrieks loudly into the micro­ gory they found him. Ju*. tap- sure. They are easy to wrapped in dead cow skins), craved. I laid back and let my phone in a camp and nelly And after that rousing find. Just follow the I'm sure you can find the right belly grow fat. There was me: debate, eyelashes will bat, and feeding off the cum-stained fin­ herd of thick-necked, darkened room for your home you'll head to have non- gers of capitalism, and growing white t-shirted, tight evening's pleasure. Once there, nalized homophobe"—know procreative sex. ugly with the juices of want. jeaned studs down to their bar you'll probably find men of all that I have no homophobia, Sugar-daddies, the Young, the of choice. The only problem shapes and sizes waltzing See? Everyone goes home Yes, I let my hands wander to internalized or otherwise, to the thighs of a man. Yes, I liked Old, the Perverts, the with them is they do have a ten­ around in bottomless chaps. happy. Isn't it giddy to be gay? those who feel the need to Delusioned, the Jaded—the list dency to look at themselves in Beware of drag queens. You began your night alone, the way his tongue moved in define themselves as homosex­ goes on and on and on and on the mirror a little too often, Men in dresses are never to be and now look at the directions my mouth. Yes, I found his nip- ual. I mean, sure, fine, go ahead until you're practically rolling spend too long in the shower trusted. I don't care how many it could take. No matter what i the c and call yourself a name, fine around with the scat crowd. worshipping their own bodies times they can recite Bette type of category you want to •hair, and yes,I sucked by my less-than-perky ass. I So you chose your type and rather than yours. Muscles usu­ Midler lines in one night, I slip yourself into, you can find And dammit, it was have no problem with "homo­ establish a presence. You're don't want you going near any­ ally only go for Muscles. If hundreds of other men willing I say this not with self- sexuals" per se. What I do have going to have to choose a bar, a you're not pumped, don't try one who tapes his privates to to put themselves into a box. right. a problem with are those stupid local haunt—the place where pumping them—unless you're his ass just so he looks more like You, too, can be a gay man that e for those "gay" people for the first few times you go, a Pretty Boy. a girl. My logic is if you want to identifies himself through who feelings. Well, maybe a little bit Let illtl.' e a poi you'll be fresh meat, then you'll If you do have the pre-req- sleep with a man, sleep with a of self-righteousness. Imagine, if you v become one of "the boys," uisite good looks, you can have MAN—a hunk-a-hunk of burn­ he sleeps with, rather than iden­ But soon, the inevitable ers that you are a young urban knowing everything and any­ anyone you like. The Pretty ing love that would rather talk tifying as a human, who co-inci- happened, and after my sorry fag. It is Saturday night. And thing about everyone and their Boys are that weird hybrid of about sports than anything dentally sleeps with men. ass was dumped because my you want sex. What to do? boyfriend—regardless of whe­ guys who can be in any catego­ political and/or remotely Welcome. This is my world. pathetic heart couldn't separate What to do? Or, more impor­ ther it's true or not. A place ry—a brightly-dressed Raver or resembling social commentary. And you wonder why I am still sex from "feelings" and I got tantly, who to do? Who to do? where everybody already a shaggy-haired Skater—but And if you are looking to single. • 6 October 2001 found the wilder work off- ed as the new Fringe Central, are likely to be sp< putting. The main hurdle here there was also activity at the money. though, was that the Canadian , the Culch, the Association of Fringe Festivals Havana and two theatres off s this what's by has a constitution whose main South Granville (the "annex" "Theatre for Everyone"? tenet is that any fest bearing the venues in the Downtown IChanging a festival to Fringe TM be unjuried. The Eastside having been dropped). appeal to those who in truth, alarming alternative—breaking Maybe it was the thought don't particularly crank on the away from CAFF and giving of the new target audience hav­ authentically fringey? In his the fest another name—was ing to walk a lot, take the bus or, programme message, current THE TAMING OF THE FRINGE felt inclined to check out the obviously not embraced, as heaven forbid, make its way Executive Artistic Director Fringe. Oh, and let's not for­ Vancouver's Fringe still accepts down to Cordova Street, but by Michael McLaughlin sees the .he 17th edition of get—one which would attract Vancouver Fringe Fest­ is low-key 1 the extreme but ival wrapped last month, had migration to the performing T Not that I've anything against alcohol-induced .. arts hub of Vancouver and our and I'm wondering who else apt little refuge for ; goal of making art, which is noticed how different it feels non-mainstream theatre festi merriment. I just marvel at how generous the corporate often seen as a fringe activity, now. For me, it started with a val. Around 1997, it moved t< players become when an event is located in an area read-through of the programme shift ral to the ile o munity." Whoa, Michael. That's guide. For the first time, not one which seemed more calculated where its patrons are likely to be spending show hit n '.. In to cash in on the Drive's realized that the "fringe" in the end, I only saw six, and as it med hipness than to more money. fringe theatre meant happens, they were all good in and better venues, bigger guns i the c 2001, the desired change was to our lives. Perhaps it's time to some way (a few were very though it ust be said that the productions sponsorship complete. With the exception of get rid of that pesky F-word good) but with one exception, it Fringe spi did feel alive and basis. believe it wa here that the rot a significant the two nearby South Granville altogether. Go on. You know never felt like I was at the well there. In any c i. There's nothing wrong lade during venues, the festival was now Fringe. Would it have been dif­ Apparently, the paucity of wanting to be bigger or Planden's tei >. In 2000, the coralled on the Island. 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table was littered with comics of good thing going. He first came art style is accomplished and all shapes and sizes—it was a to my attention at the almost realistic looking. It adds cornucopia. At turns simple and Drippytoion Comics premiere full of grace, you had so much with his strip FLOPNIK (avail­ Ed Brisson's SOB STORY to choose from. I recommend able at flopnik.com). Flopnik is and FOREVER AND A DAY THE TALE OF THE UGLY the adventures of Rizzo the rice were good, too. I especially like TURKEY CHICK, a dark fable cooker, Spring Chicken the the drunken bunny. Sob Story is with a happy ending drawn chicken, and Flopnik the robot his autobiographical stuff and it with such clarity it almost begs toaster dog. There are puns and was hard not to relate to his to be coloured. As well as sight gags galore. It's funny, tales of small town about a bunch of friends Jiang- BUTTERFLY DREAMS, an charming and offbeat—pretty boredom and weirdness. pressed ing out. Sounds boring, but he anthology with an amazing much everything required in a Gareth Gaudin has been i. Comics & Stories 2001 brush made it interesting. Pretty much daily comic strip. about the weakness churning out MAGIC TEETH efinitely worth Mori is a good artist for a while now. (50 issues!) At and his style hear­ mentioning. This year the atten­ times bizarre, yet strangely laugh,' it wasn't kens to nostalgia for dance was up on both the fan adorable, Gaudin's characters preachy, and it did­ comic strips past. and the creator side. There was ; style is also the first ever Comics & n't take sides. I like to think comics like but n and n inded n • of a Stories 2001 performance art these just bring me skinnier, cruder Robin Bougie. one step closer to His style is ever changing and . Aim of Last, but certain­ understanding hov you can pick from big comics to Vancouver's local darlings were ly not least, was the he tale little comics, to comics with there, but I want to tell you horde known as The records, to one-panel gags. He about the new guys. Bent Collective from Okay, so he isn't even has comics with no dia­ Even though I've seen her Victoria. They are logue. It is truly like Gareth local, butTorontonian comprised of Nick stuff around before May So's Michael Noonan e of the sugar gen- GLOOGIRL COMICS were out O'Teen, Brian Fukushima, Emily in full fore? that Sunday. So has comic PANTS All in all this show was a Shoichet, Gareth a very clean and precise line almost knocked my blast. It was cheap (if you did­ Gaudin, and local with a lot of innovative angles. pants off. A comic n't buy any comics), entertain­ guys Robin Bougie (I think it has something to do about various types ing, full of surprises and gems. and Ed Brisson. You with her career in architecture.) of relationships Not to mention it was a great can taste all their They are cute little comic involving sex and way to spend a lazy Sunday. wares in a handy lit­ vignettes of advice or stream- n this new cen- Want to relive the experience? tle anthology they of-May-So's-consciousness. Check out Word Under The did called HEINO Beautifully poetic and with Street at the Main Library on honest, funny, and AND HIS BAND, or you can great insight, So is a favourite. September 30. Everyone you really well drawn. check out some of their solitary She even had a Gloogirl care line is fluid and confident. In Noonan has a great expressive know and love will be there and is left ii ised. efforts as well. Nick O'Teen's package to go with Gloogirt's what can be a pretty messy style. Goofy, big and sharp, this it promi o be a re A recent transplant that collection of angry youth tales Guide to Food and Fortune'. What medium, Bob leaves the panels comic was quite the gem. humdinge r ot a ime. It's free gave up political cartooning in and service industry horrors can I say, I respect that kind of Pregnant Embryo Studio go and i nmer uncluttered and clean. WINE, Kamloops to do a daily family was hilarious, not to mention effort. Tlueraune. WOMAN AND SONG was ind '< Internet strip, Andi Mori has a interesting and intelligent. His Bob had two comics for the about the eternal crush. It's also . Their 8 October 2001 T [fo d dl © ^ d w d 0* y t Cn i on | fe.@©-aiffi-® I @"it On i OB i spent most of the day "it" aroi /. It can be ie's privik I ranted, or orsethanqueer.com), happened with a beatific of t smile on my face. It was as if wea "The national disc, those crashing planes had of t ing this tragic ever popped a giant tension bubble ider is the end of the abili- lar has produced a in mv head—there was nothing nic, organizing images ind impor- left for me to fear, because tlie For about certain touchy of ideal cti- worst thing that could have ty ti happene: had v had finally hap- how pened. The world was ending. I poli

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as simple as it looks. A late-Cold no say or power over even s, it The other day 1 dreamed War childhood convinced me can aiso be a gesture of su ren- tha planes were exploding that the end of the world would der. By declaring The End o 'the abc ve Mclnnes Field at UBC. begin with an Emergency World, you are opting nc t to Hu nan flesh rained in chunks Broadcast System broadcast participate in constructive s olu- out o the bright green grass. It and end, minutes or hours later. tions. Lying back and accej ting loo ked like roasted turkey, and 1 with the gestation of a nuclear an expected atrocity is the >asi- wa rted more than anything to winter. But that sort of End est way to ensure that atr< city eat it. Reaching down to pick necessitates that the World is will occur. Refusing to give into up a piece, I realized that my objectified as landscape, nation, despair—as strong as the em- can libalism would be misinter- air, ram, and corpse count. The pahon may be—is one stra pre ed by the horrified onlook- real world is a subjective realm. of resistence. Even if our ers My anthropological The end of the world which resistence does nothing but edi cation had taught me that matters most to people is the inspire others that they can nibalism could sometimes end of their world: the end of resist as well, it is working be a pro-social act—like the the ability to create their own The symbol of the 6 ,000 Eu harist of the Christians. I reality in a way which makes dead bodies have created a poi­ knt w that devouring the dead sense to them. When I told my itics of "hurt feelings" w nd! coi Id be an expression of soli- boyfriend about the Sun's "End works to squash dis ent. dai ity and an attempt to absorb of Irony" piece in Saturday's Passivity and silence cone em- the r powerful and positive Mix, he laughed that the terror­ ing the errors of US foreign pol- qui lities. But the others would ists had stolen away an entire icy are demanded b a thi \k that I was dishonoring generation's way of dealing mourning population wht are the r deaths—or worse, partici- with and interpreting the uni- "offended" by the slightest sug- pat ng in a second, more horrif- verse. In our culture, the end of gestion that this is not a mal r. I r, the world can be as simple as of good versus evil, of civili •ne to avoid the temptation. •

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: Please would say anything spontaneous Jardiniers project Can you explain what the lyrics what I understand, they mean? It's one of my current favourtUg ugh j television jour- They actually don't mean anything, (t's.j$li:|jadly* translated ded some music. French-to-English nonsense, were veryd:&daj«t with ly.ri lly, since '% I've What wouJdyou like the listener to be left with .after hearing c for Christtanne Les Jardiniers? ect a TV that airs Depends on the context. Our live shows are pretty intense, and n the French CBC we would tike people to be drained from dancing'. On CD i like lad to do it in '99 I to think people feel they haven't lost their time and feel they partner JF to help heard something fun and original. •sparked our col- Which bands would you most like to be touring with? e flame. We had Rinocerose. We've played with them before and have aboutthe same living habits and age and, •Is, a similar sound. Wouldn't mind touring with Madon either, though. Jesus! Why ? She's obviously loaded, which would make for a : comfy tour, and she has excellent musical taste. Mad^ knows more about electronic musk then most ravers. Can you name the best band of the *6us, the '70s, 'Sos, '90s and '00s? Hard to pm down just one. For the sixties: Can or early Kraftwerk and Iangerme Dream. Seventies: Throbbing Gristle, Suicide, ABBA. Lighties: Duran Duran, Sonic YoutJt, Coctoau Twins. Nineties: My Bloody Valentine, Curve, Vanessa Paradis and nowadays a melting pot ot everything aforementioned and lots of , house and Boards of Canada.

10 October 2001 DiSCORDER: What role does the keyboard play during your performance? 20 QUESTIONS WITH Steve: The keyboard is constantly transmitting an oscillating 12-15 hertz signal in hopes that we P ^ I will either be visited by elephants or be the cause of the fabled " dump." A few weeks ago I stumbled upon this band in Seattle that changed my mind about the kind of music that is being written here on the West Coast. Their set built up slowly with songs like "My 21st Birthday, Lifelong," and "Woody Allen," a A lot of bands that I have seen lately have been either too far left or way song that was originally titled "Woody Allen Bangs His Daughter," but as they mentioned, cer­ too far right for me to even stay past the third song. These guys drew me tain forces inside has lobbied against that. The song was slower than most and remind­ in within the first 10 seconds. They silenced the crowd and soothed the ed me of a ballad, which is why I vote for the original title. The best song they did was their last y drunk guy in the corner. The first caught my eye, then the singer b h*1 ly titled "Kuniper." Each member solely raises the tempo and noticeably twist their instruments whose voice reminded me of hot chocolate. My respect was ultimately u causing a wall of melodic noise. much unlike the rest of their set which was mostly soft. won over as they played on. The cello was never a gimmick; it ranged in m i s t r Lisa explained that this was one of her favorites. "I sort of get to caterwaul a bit at the end and scale and dynamic. She played with a style that was all her own and it I don't feel compelled to sing that way to often" was obvious to all she had spent a lot of time doing this. The other mem­ bers played with them adding a What is your favorit time signature? I met with the band after the show Joel: I'm partial to 6/8 time. It can rock, but it also has that "drinking and emailed them : and singing late night in a Dublin pub feel." As far as the one we play 20 or so. The band is named with the most I would have to say 4/4. There is a lot of work that Palomas, which is Spanish for do occurs between Steve's favorites— 5/4,7/4, and 7/8—and when the The band consists of Marta on cello; songs are actually performed it's 4/4 for the audience. Lisa sings/mumbles/whispers/ Steve: I'm a sucker myself for songs that change from 4/4 to 6/8 or whines and plays keyboard; Joel is somewhere in the middle. All dramatic like. the "percussionist;" Steve apparent­ Lisa: I'm not so good with the math thing. What the hell ai u guys ly speaks Latin and plays guitar. talking about? They started ot jeet for an art show that never hap­ le I was watching them play I heard s< : in the crowd liken pened... neither (heart show nor the a to Sonora Pine. Probably be. if the cello. The big differ- i between them is also that the cello leads in this band, I ar. They hold the same mesmerizing element, but the singing is h more ethereal. This word and others like translucent, eventual, eminated, and spacious were thrown out to me by the band as •ords >est described their music.

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ANDREW DUKE DUKES IT OUT

DiSCORDER: Your music is borderline abrasive. Psychotic, really. type of people who wanted simple lyrics that said and offered noth­ What are your personal demons? ing. I make an effort to get some funk in my rhythmic pieces, but Hniiimi, personal demons? Perhaps: despite knowing that it is not a then add constrasting elements, oftentimes which aren't so smooth; smart thing to do, I have a habit of, both in the short and the long "Crablike" is a good example [from Sprung]. term, taking on and doing too much at once so that at a certain point Tell me a little about the Halifax scene that you come out of. What 1 get totally burnt out, both physically and mentally. I'm aware that was your role in it—learning, mentoring DJs, throwing parties, we only have a limited amount of time and we have no foreknowl­ edge of when our time will be up... so I'm constantly on the move— I moved to Halifax in 1987 and did the Friday night overnight show like a shark—and doing things, juggling the physical and the on CKDU, (which] gave me a heck out a lot of time to explore all mental—way too many acts and way too many thoughts. I know we kinds of music at the station. I DJed the parties at King's College all must die and there's nothing we can do to change that, but I don't (where I was a student) plus various parties elsewhere and nights at want to be on my deathbed thinking "I should have done that" or "1 some clubs. 'Course this all stopped when I sold all my vinyl in 1990. should have done this"; perhaps that's how I ended up with five The first party I was involved with throwing was in 1993 with Nick albums coming out in the next six months! I've always felt that there Oliver (aka Nick Nonsense; for my DJ set for that party, because I was something "different" going on with my brain (and it seems like didn't have a single record to my name, I relied on a few records I others concur: after hearing "You're weird, Andrew, but it's a good bought the morning of the party plus records borrowed that night weird," from lots of people throughout my life, and at different times from Nick) and some other people. We had an equal number of DJs in my life, so these would have been sets of people who had never and live sets—some of us DJed and played live, our concept was [to] ich otht .1 to take n o a psy not have one overshadow the other. We were going to continue with and so on. I did a few parties after lh.it over the years, by telling me that I just had to realize that but nothing really substantial. Back in the early '90s, electronic music uldn't try to be perfect. Years of trying to parties we •e more about locals getting together, playing their is of self-help books later (I still felt there Lirds, and having fun. This still happens, but the focus right" in my brain), and I ended up at 30 has shifted mire to headliners, and getting more and more of them, lit worse—1 had when I was 19. 1 literally So the adaj e now seems to be not about having fun, but of being stead of cutting down on things and tak- bigger than ing more money than last time, etc. I had hoped back in 1993, and still hope, that live PAs would become integrated with DJs at events, ., etc.) and things wt but it's still not happening here in Halifax as I, and others, would a workaholic in the v like to see. The best live PA I've seen here in Halifax, Modular Men workaholic in my pers (Andrew Weeks and Justin Buckley), are doing some live PAs at var- alw : was like the thing I loi ed ,s nights iterally like il s going to be the thing t At this o hav uglits e PAs would kill me A nights ivh.il H 0 W It was November 1999 and I had just turned 30 a couple of I peopk kill);; Il months before and I realized that it was time to give another psy­ ing the PA for what it is—music chiatrist a chance. This time I was referred to a psychiatrist who, stead of a DJ playing records—instead spend their unlike the one 11 years previously, actually listened... she eventual­ time wondering, "Where are the records? Where's the DJ?" And ly diagnosed me with bipolar and obsessive compulsive disorder. some of those who attend nights only with DJs on the bill are lead to T 0 Not that having this diagnosis made everything A-OK since then, believe that DJs make the music they play (and thus the live PAs but it did put my past into perspective and allow me to make peace become an even stranger thing; the thought becomes, why have a with my past and a lot of the things I did that I had kept mentally live PA if you can have a DJ?); now in cases like Richie Hawtin and beating up myself for. others, there are DJs who produce and producers who DJ, but we M A K E An example: in 1990 I owned no CDs and was still buying only really need to get the live PAs and the DJs on the same bill often records. I bought a record one day that skipped, took it back for enough to show the dancers both sides—the recorded as well as the another copy, that one skipped, took that back and the third copy performed medium of electronic music. Hopefully as more Halifax- skipped. Through that alone, despite ha\ ing bought only records up based electronic artists perform and have material released, pro­ until that time, I decided to sell my entire collection (approximately moters and dancers here will understand both sides more fully and I N S A 1000 singles and 1000 albums at the time; included a lot of rare and we'll have a more thriving scene as a result. limited things that I haven't seen since) in the course of one after­ noon. That evening I went out, bought a CD player, and some CDs Andrew assembles his musical oddities using a mix of hardware and told myself I wouldn't buy any more records. A month after that (Emax II and Juno 106 keyboards, TR 606, 3 Alesis MMT8 N E I sold the CD player, all of the CDs, and all of my stereo equipment, sequencers) and software (Reactor, Sound Forge, Cool Edit, Acid, and—feeling that the source of all my mental frustation was music— Audiomulch); some of his pieces were dubbed live to DAT, playing vowed, and kept the vow for almost three years—to not buy any the Juno on the fly and sequencing rhythms on the MMT8s; others music, and listen only to spoken word. So I'm not sure how much were chopped on his PC. He says that he tries to work on music as these personal demons affect the music I made then and make now, much as possible and gave me an ultra-detailed account of the M U S I but it is certainly evident in my choice of song and album titles! , which we won't print here, as we just don't have the space. Anyway, I definitely can see where you'd get the word abrasive In fact, that rule-of-thumb goes for the whole interview: you'd need in there. I thought your review of my stuff where you said, "It's like a small book to encompass the monstrous emails that flew around. you can see the ice cream, but you can't taste it," was very apt. When But don't take this rag's verbosity at face value. Prepare yourself for C I record, I consciously make sure the result is not "easy" or "nice." the following albums, all coming out over the next few months: Now, don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with easy or nice, Sprung on France's BiP_Hop records, out January; Consumer Versus in fact I love soulful sounds and things like early and User, on Phthalo (USA); Physical and Mental Health, on Folding other artists that are far from abrasive and harsh. But take Stevie Cassettes/( )Dial; Second Opinion: Physical and Mental Health Revisited, Wonder, he'd make sure that, even though his music was smooth on io/Plate Lunch; and tracks on two compilations: 45 Seconds Of, on and easy, that he'd get some lyrics in there that weren't so easy, lyrics Simballrec, and Generation V.6 on Bip_Hop, out in April. Andrew BY TOBIAS that maybe some might have considered abrasive if they were the Duke is a very intense man from Halifax. • 12 October 2001 ph°to by Ralphie P.

had the chance to see Xiu Xiu when they opened for the this past summer in Vancouver. Before I saw them, they were just a band with a / name I couldn't pronounce. The only thing I knew about them was that pain in the ass and although he has never kissed record called Koala Magic, Symphony one of their members, Yvonne Chen, runs Zum Media (which put out two anyone he makes up elaborate homoerotic sto­ No. 8 by Shostakovich and the new Bjork. Beans CDs) with her brother George. Then the band took the stage at The ries just so his father will leave him alone. In , besides Shostakovich, who Are you filming right now? else do you dig? Starfish Room, with instruments decorated with felt cut outs reminiscent of Lauren from Xiu Xiu is doing it on her computer 1 am going to mangle the spellings of most of Sunday School, and played a genre-defying set which straddled the realms as she is a . these people: Goreyki, Ligetti, Mahler. There is a of irony and earnestness. I didn't know what to make of them, but I knew Is it a short? compilation disc of Russian women composers that I liked them. It will be a video for a song called "Don Diasco". who are composing right now who are every­ Who is going to play the 11 year old? thing. It is under the title Cenia, who is the pianist The morning of the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center, I fired off an We are actually only going to use the felt ait outs. who is playing them. Cinastera, Bartok, Reich, email to frontman , without any knowledge of the mass Lauren Has taken photos of them and will auto­ Crumb ("Black Angels" is astonishing, point destruction that had occurred. I didn't expect him to answer, given everything mate camera moves over them. She is doing it blank THE BEST!). These are like they used to do cheap cartoons; taking a still that had gone on, but I received a reply several days later. Stewart, who my big favourites of the moment. The Emerson shot and using the camera's motion to simulate Quartet is number one. They do mostly according to the Xiu Xiu website has recorded with members of Devo, the ACTION! modern repertoire pieces but they destroy them Screamers and Robert Fripp, claims his most awkward stage in life has lasted Have you made any other videos? with a stick and a dirty look. from birth to present. The truth is, he was a perfectly charming interviewee. We are working on putting out a collection of What is your musical background? Are you them right now that hopefully will be done by classically trained? the time is out. We are working on No, I am pretty much self taught save two cours­ DiSCORDER: Who are the members of Xiu Stars. It will be put out in vinyl by Absolutely about seven or eight of them. A couple are being es at community college. Tliere are advantages to Xiu? (Please list full names, instruments Kosher. The title is Knife Play. Right now we are done by friends and Lauren is doing the rest. One being classically trained in that it can facilitate played, ages, any other important biographical working on a 7" on Springman Records that will is a dance video (we had a bad ass named Justin, communicating your ideas to other people, but information.) be a collaboration with Deerhoof. Summer 2002 who could really do R 'n' B style dancing, dance if you get mired in technique as a lot of classical Jamie Stewart: Xiu Xiu is made up of a carbon we will be putting out an EP on Absolutely behind the camera as we tried in vain to follow wonks do, then the point of communicating based composite that once broken down, separat­ Kosher, which we are recording right now as him—amusing/embarrassing/tough to watch), music gets very small. Cory went to music school ed in a centrifuge and examined under a micro­ well. Previously released music would be on a couple are animated or Claymation, the felt one and has very consciously avoided having it pre­ scope can be referred to as: Lauren Andrews (20), compilations by the trillions that we love with as mentioned, one is set on a space ship bridge. vent him from playing from his heart. He is a synth, bells and gongs, harmonium and guitar; hearts inflated to the trillions of psi. Two are very art damaged; they are sort of funny, brilliant model for having music school teach Yvonne Chen (27), bells, gongs, and synth; Cory Where did you get your name from? sort bizarre, and sort of grim. you to listen as opposed to dictate. He hipped me McCulloch (30), bass, guitar, harmonium, bells Joan Chen made a movie called Xiu Xiu the Salt What would you start a riot over? to almost all of the modern classical music that I and gongs; Jamie Stewart (29), vox, guitar, synth, Doion Girl. If you are not familiar with it, it is a If someone in my family was wrongly impris­ am listening to right now. and mandolin; Mr. Robota (10,000,000), who is a story that is desperate, non-conciliatory, heart oned I would bust into the courtyard and pass Who or what do you find influential? and our real father/mother. Live breaking and makes you feel awful. out shanks and bottles to all the inmates to free The Smiths, travelling anywhere, the news, my and recording we switch around on instruments a How is it pronounced? my kin amidst the confusion. I do not know that neighbours yelling at eachother all the time, my I would start a riot but I would participate in one parents yelling at eachother all the time, drum lot. Although I wish we all had eight arms and That is a tough question. In the movie, Xiu Xiu, if US politics continues to narrow much more. sounds, art movies, dance clubs, insane things could play them all at once. the main character's name is pronounced "Shoe How do you feel when you go to the polls and children at work do and say, reading, music How did you ? Shoe" by other characters, but in an interview it seems like you could just spit on your ballot made by people who play it because it was/is Cory and I had played in two bands before that Yvonne saw with Joan Chen, she pronounced and it wouldn't made a difference? part of their everyday life (field recordings, reli­ (IBOPA and Ten in the Swear Jar) and when Xitsj it "Show Show". We usually say "Shoe Shoe" The US two party system was not designed to be gious music, traditional songs) and "This broke up we really wanted to continue to play because we had been calling it that for about eight pluralistic. I hope when I vote that it can matter American Life" on NPR together. Yvonne runs a record label and zine months before Yvonne saw the interview, but we but obviously considering who is in the White called Zum and she and I into eachother a always feel a little hesitant about it as we do not What is the most insane thing a child at your House at the moment it does not. It hurts that few times because of that and became really want to disrespect the source's creator. work has done or said? "America" is very much bullshit and it is scary. It good friends. Lauren used to work as an engi­ Who made the felt cut outs that you drape on is overwhelming and it is supposed to be. Voting "I am pregnant and I have twin baby boys in my neer at a little studio that Cory and I used to have your equipment during shows? is a civic duty and being a grass roots activist is a tummy and they are gonna kill you, sucker!" at our house and we got to be friends through I work at a pre-school that is part of a church. It human duty. —Natalie Salazar that. This is the first band that I have been in has been there for about 80 years and some of the Describe your sound. What are you reading right now? where I was friends with everybody first and it back closets are packed with boxes and boxes of I have a lot of time on the train and while the makes it fantastic. Everyone has eachother's best mystery items. We were cleaning out one of them BLAH! Perhaps in my mind and I do not think children at work are napping to read, so I read interest at heart and is concerned about and it was full of about 100 of these super bizarre all of Xiu Xiu would agree with thLs: depressing all the time: A book about the history of the Hells eachother's feelings. Also we can make more fun and tragically posed figures. pop, modern classical, electro, house, experi­ Angels; Keep the River to Your Right, a book about of eachother because we know about eachother's What is their significance? mental. Sometimes it is very very dense, some­ a New York painter who goes and lives with a personal lives. I have not been able to figure out what the story times it is very very empty. tribe in Peru who are cannibals and he falls in Where are you based? that they go with is about. All of the people look What is in your CD player at the moment? love with one of them; First They Killed My Father, We all live in the miserable/magnifique gaping very upset. Lauren and I are working on a video My five disc changer recently purchased from a memoir of a woman who was a child in wound/flowering tomorrow of San Jose, that uses them in a story about a dad who goads Fry's Electronics is currently home to: Jose Maceda Cambodia during the Khmer Rouge regime; Tape . his 11-year-old son into telling him about his sex (he is a Filipino composer who does works for like Op magazine. What is your discography? life so the dad can use the material in his perfor­ 200 people playing gongs and instruments made Why do you write "eachother" instead of This January we have a CD coming out on 5 Rue mance art pieces. The son lives with his mentally out of bamboo—fascinating and impossible), a "each other"? Christine (5RC) which is an imprint of Kill Rock disabled grandmother and thinks his dad is a disc of Chinese Taoist funeral music, a live I wish that I wrote it each-other. • 13E[gg£5E3ffi A-l EXTRA! * * * Fat re-releases three classics: * ** UTTER$ NO USE FOR A NAME

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