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JAMES MADISON ■ Dow JONES B m4 E E Z E Extended forecast on page 2 ^rf^iS^ s£$V E R 5 MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1999 Police Club Latino check aids wishes NeffAve. ELLY HANNON DRIANAJOUVANIS // i contributing writer It seems like a K news editor Club Latino is working with great way to save Every car traveling down Wish.com to help students with Neff Avenue on Friday night their holiday shopping. time and make between 10 p.m. and Club Latino is promoting midnight was stopped as the through the gift-oriented Web shopping a whole Harrisonburg Police Depart- site, www.wish.com, as a club // ment conducted a surprise fundraiser. The Web site enables lot easier. checkpoint as officers looked students to create holiday wish for seatbelt violations, traffic lists and shop for gifts for friends Patricia Guzman violations and drunk drivers. and family online. Every time a Club Latino co-secretary MIKE GES\RlO/senior photographer HPD Sgt. Jerry Roy said JMU student visits the site, Club officers conducted the Running back Curtis Keaton (7) is tackled by defender. Keaton, who's checkpoint to look for basic Latino receives money from been the cornerstone of JMU's offense, was held to 91 yards. Wish.com. Club Latino »ot an violations from not wearing Madison University as their seatbelts and having expired initial payment of $200 and will school in order for Club Latino to get $100 if 100 JMU students visit licenses, to more serious gain a contribution from violations like driving under the site. However, their earnings Wish.com. Dukes lose finale are capped at $300. the influence. "It seems like a great way to Hofstra loss stymies playoff home game The checkpoint was The site offers a variety of fea- save time and make shopping a tures to aid in gift shopping. The game against Hofstra was prompted by grant money. whole lot easier this year," Club IKEGESARI0 site contains more than 300 important to the Dukes only in "We received some grant Latino co-secretary Patricia Guz- sports editor money from the DMV and online merchants and offers man said. 1 terms of who and where they more than 4 million items. By would play in the first round of other agencies to make the Club Latino heard about the highways safer and keep surfing through the site, prod- fundraiser by an e-mail sent out The JMU Dukes ended their the playoffs. ucts can be added to a student's "We were psyched up for narcotics off the streets," Roy to all JMU organizations. Junior regular season with a 34-16 loss said. Neff Avenue, which is registry and this personal list co-secretary Monica Guzman to the fourth-ranked Flying [the game]," senior linebacker can be sent via an e-mail to fami- heavily traveled by JMU said Wish.com chooses only one Dutchmen of Hofstra University Mike Luckie said. "You get students since it is a major ly and friends. The Web site psyched up for every game. But organization from each school to on Saturday. connector from apartment offers gift suggestions to friends participate. Therefore, every time JMU finished the regular I mean, honestly, this week we complexes to the Valley Mall and can aid in reminding stu- a visitor to the Web site registers season with an 8-3 record and didn't have as much to play for area, was selected due to the dents of important gift giving as a JMU student, Wish.com will will travel to Troy State to face as we did against Richmond. high level of traffic, Roy said. dates through an e-mail. give Club Latino money. Club the Trojans in the first round of Maybe that had an effect — I'm "Neff is a heavily traveled Wish.com can also help with Latino decided on Wish.com as the Division I-AA playoffs on not sure." area ... it is just a well- party planning by sending out one of their fundraisers for the Saturday. JMU Coach Mickey Matt- traveled road," Roy said. invitations via e-mail. Registra- year. The Dukes clinched a playoff hews said, "It's my One person was arrested at tion is required but free. After "I'm really excited about this berth and the Atlantic 10 title understanding we are not the checkpoint for driving students enter their city of resi- last week against Richmond. under the influence (DUI), dence, they must enter James see WISHES page 9 Saturday's non-conference see DUKES page 39 and the car was towed. Thirty-six other charges were made, including driving with a suspended license, driving without a license, Apartments prepare for break having an expired registration, precautionary steps to prevent apartment doors are locked. "Thanksgiving is the only day an expired city decal sticker, an expired inspection sticker, ELISSA FORREST apartment break-ins during the "On the Wednesday before no one will be here, so on Friday police reporter making an improper turn, M holiday season. Thanksgiving we have them they will scan the area for signs having an improper sticker on Chrystal Whitmore, assistant [groundskeeping workers] of forced entry and again check the car window and a During the holiday season, off- manager for the Commons, wiggle each doorknob to make for suspicious persons," she said. sunshade violation. campus apartments are a South View and Stone Gate, said sure they are locked. If they're South View offers sticks for The grant will fund common target for break-ins. when students leave for a break, not locked, they peep their head windows and patio doors to first multiple checkpoints; The managers of the maintenance and grounds- in the door and let the resident floor residents free of charge, students are advised to be Commons, South View and keeping workers go around to know what they're doing there," aware and prepared for other Stone Gate are taking several each complex to make sure all Whitmore said. see SAFETY page 9 checkpoints in the future.

Opening Statements Centennial Duke Giving Back to the 'Burg Movie Mania ■ Both basketball teams opened with wins. The JMU Jazz Band and Ensemble will ■ Plan to gobble up some ■ Two campus organizations are get- The women defeated Wagner on Friday; the perform a tribute concert in honor of the ting into the Thanksgiving spirit a little movies this Turkey Day ahead of time with dinners celebrat- men, coached by Sherman Dillard, right, 100th anniversary of jazz king Duke weekend? Check out what ing the spirit of giving. Page 5 downed UNCG on Saturday. Pages 34-35 Ellington's birth. Pages 24-25 the critics say. Pages 29, 31 TABLE OF CONTENTS Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 NEWS

Sigma Chi & CCM celebrate DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR Thanksgiving by giving back 3 Turkey Trot 3 MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 27 Mock trials 5 Supercomputer 5 Campus Assault Response, 7 p.m., Taylor • Craft Show, 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., Blue Ridge Christian School, 400, call Carolyn at 438-3088 100 DinkelAve. in Bridgewater, call 434-3463 Studying abroad in Scotland 7

• College Republicans meeting, 8 p.m., Taylor 402, call Stephanie at 438- TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24 OPINION p 3160 • JMU Chamber Orchestra Concert, 8 p.m., Emmanuel House Editorial: Carrier should be lead • JMU Adult Degree Program Episcopal Church, $2 donation appreciated, call x3481 or fundraiser 12 meeting, 5:30 p.m., Paul x6863 Spotlight: If you could match up any Street House, call x6824 two celebrities in Celebrity Death Match, who would it be? 12 • JMU Brass Ensemble WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1 Performance, 8 p.m., Wilson Darts and Pats 13 Hall Auditorium, $2 admis- • Career Exploratory Workshop, 7:30 p.m., ISAT Auditorium, sion at the door, call x3481 for kinesiotogy and health science majors, call Nicole at Construction bothers Hunter's Ridge orx6863 x8714 resident by Andrew Tufts 15

• Madison Mediators, 5 to TO SUBMIT A DUKE DAY EVENT: Call Brian at The Breeze at 568- Letters to the Editor .15 6 p.m.. Taylor 304 6699 with the information (event, date, location, contact info, etc.) Please submit by Friday for a Monday issue and Tuesday for a Thursday issue. Carrier Library: the key to lower edu- cation by Michael Olson 17

Computer lab love's gonna get cha! by Jason Mclntyre 19

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Student dance concert review 21 ELISSA FORREST • A JMU student was judicially Today referred for underage consumption police reporter Cloudy, mild Guster preview 21 of alcohol on Nov. 19 at 1:55 a.m. in Unidentified individuals reportedly Eagle Hall, after being found in a High 60, Low 44 Blues Tones 23 damaged six vehicles in X-lot on semi-conscious state. Ki: Theory 27 Nov. 17 at 6:20 p.m. The victim was transported to High Low Rockingham Memorial Hospital for The damage appeared to be Tuesday Cloudy 61 46 "The Messenger" review 29 done by a baseball bat or some type treatment by the Harrisonburg Rescue squad. "The World is not Enough" review....30 of approximately 3-inch hammer or Wednesday Cloudy 67 42 club. Hit and Run/Property Damage "Dogma" review. 31 A 1999 Honda Accord trunk lid Thursday Mostly cloudy 58 39 was dented, a 1989 Toyota van rear • Unidentified individuals reportedly WXJM CD reviews 33 glass window was shattered, a 1987 knocked down a large part of chain Friday Partly cloudy 57 41 Volvo had rear glass shattered, a link fencing near the parking lot 1987 Plymouth Horizon had rear entrance at the Transportation FOCUS glass and a window shattered, a Department on Nov. 16 at 8:31 a.m. 1991 Ford Explorer rear glass was The fencing was reportedly struck MARKET WATCH Duke Ellington Tribute Concert...24-25 shattered and a 1992 Ford Probe by a vehicle.The damage is estimat- Friday, Nov. 19,1999 rear glass was shattered. ed at $500. The case is still under investiga- • Unidentified individuals reportedly DOW JONES . AMEX SPORTS tion. knocked down a heavy post in park- 31.81 f 3.61 A ing lot B of the Convocation Center Basketball 34-35 close: 10,883.09 close: 823.40 T In other matters, campus police on Nov. 16 at 8:33 a.m. report the following: The post was reportedly struck by Volleyball 37 a vehicle. NASDAQ S&P 500 JL Club Basketball 41 Underage Consumption of 22.14 9.12 f Alcohol see POLICE LOG page 9 close: 3,269.02 ♦ close: 1,410.71 Sports Beat 31 LIFESTYLE INFORMATION Horoscopes. 35 The Breeze is published Monday and Thursday mornings LOCATION and distributed throughout James Madison University and CLASSIFIEDS Crossword puzzles (yes, plural!)..... 35,45 the local Harrisonburg community. Comments and com- plaints should be addressed to Courtney Crowley, editor. The Breeze is located in the How to place a classified: Mailing address: lower level of Come to The Breeze office week- The Breeze Anthony-Seeger Hall G1 Anthony-Seeger Hall days between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. B R E E Z E MSC 6805 Cost: $2.50 for the first 10 UNIV«ltlT1 James Madison University Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 words, $2 for each additional 10 words; boxed classified, $10 per Phone: (540) 568-6127 Fax: (540) 568-6736 "To tlie press alone, chequered as il is with E-Mail address: the_ [email protected] column inch. Breeze Net: httpj/breeze.jmu.edu Deadlines: noon Friday for abuses, the world is indebted for all tlie tri- Section phone numbers Monday issue, noon Tuesday for umplts which liave been gained by reason Opinion/Style: x3846 General Manager Thursday issue. News x6699 Cheryl Floyd, x8084 Focus: x6729 Bookkeeper Classifieds must be paid in and humanity over error and oppression. Sports: x6709 Susan Shifflett, x8089 advance in The Breeze office. Photo/Graphics: x6749 — lames Madison

m •The hreeix- NEWS Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 3 Business students hold mock trials; decide if video games cause violenc

KAREN PLACE waited for a daily prayer session to staff writer end. He then opened fire on the group, killing three girls and wounding five "On Tuesday, March 9, 1999, at others. Carneal "was an avid player of approximately 11:10 a.m., 16-year-old video games like 'Doom,' 'Quake' and Franklin Pierce walked into an outdoor 'Mortal Kombat,' three so-called splat- courtyard at Eastburn High School ter games," according to an article crowded with students . . . Pierce then published in the New York Law journal fired a number of shots, killing 17-year- by Whittier. old Michael Adams, 16-year-old Ricky In each of the mock trial court- Kyler and injuring 16-year-old Teddy rooms, the student lawyers began with Barnes..." a motion to dismiss from the defense, These circumstances are fictional, on the grounds that the killings were but they're based on real-life circum- "not foreseeable results" of any actions stances. This is an excerpt taken from or products on the part of Chaos enter- the hypothetical police report pre- tainment. The motion was denied by sented in a mock trail organized by the court, and followed by a statement Scott Whittier, assistant business law from the judge as to the hypothetical professor, and by the business law nature of the forthcoming proceedings. classes at JMU. Then the judge summarized the Approximately 260 students and "true facts" of the case, outlining the Harrisonburg residents acted as incident and offering instructions to lawyers, defendants, plaintiffs, and the jury, admonishing them to pay judges for the mock trials, which were attention to all of the facts presented. held in the 1SAT building last week. Student lawyers representing the In the fictional case, Barnes vs. plaintiff claimed that Pierce's actions Rewind Video, Teddy Barnes and the were a direct result of long-term expo- parents of deceased Ricky Kyler were sure to violent video games. the plaintiffs suing Rewind Video and The defense for Rewind Video Chaos Entertainment for one count KATE HGO/amirHmiing phoiogmplier refuted this, saying that other aspects each of negligence and product liabili- The students shown here were just some of the more than 260 people who acted as of Pierce's environment, such as ty. The plaintiffs claimedRewind Video lawyers, dependents, plaintiffs and judges in mock trials held last week. In the trial, depression, parental negligence, and and Chaos Entertainment should be the plantiffs argued a video game company was to blame for school shootings. suicidal tendencies were the determin- held responsible for the murders com- ing factors that led to this crime. Chaos mitted by Pierce. fessors or professional lawyers from ufacturers of the video games, were reminded the jurors to use the ESRB Each night the same case was tried Harrisonburg. also being charged with product liabil- rating system for games and movies. in two or three "courtrooms," with the After the shootings, two allegedly ity, as the extremely violent content of The lawyers called several witness- verdict being reached that same night. extremely violent video games, "Time the games could be to blame not only es, played by volunteers, who were fic- The plaintiff had four lawyers, por- to Kill" and "Rampage" were discov- for Pierce's killing spree itself, but for tional characters. Some of the witness- trayed by students in the business law ered in Pierce's room. Both of these the skill with which the shootings es were an Army colonel and pshy- class. Each of the two defendants also games were rated by the were executed. chology expert who said the Army had four lawyers assigned to the case. Entertainment Software Rating Board This case purposefully bears a strik- uses video games to train its soldiers The lawyers participated as part of a (ESRB) as suitable only for adults or 17 ing resemblence to an actual case cur- to kill. class assignment. The juries of six con- and older. Therefore, said the plain- rently being tried in Paducah, Ky., The defense called a psychologist sisted of student volunteers in the busi- tiffs, Rewind Video should never have James vs. Meow Media. In the real-life specializing in how media affects chil- ness department and from the Pre-Law rented those games to a child. Chaos Paducah case, then 14-year-old dren to the stand. That witness said the Society. Judges were either JMU pro- Entertainment, the designers and man- Michael Carneal came to school and see MOCK TRIAL page 7 Students do the Turkey Trot,' raise $1,500 More than 150 participants run I walk 5 kilometers to benefit the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation

LEX SARNOWSKI all the money was donated. The certificate for James McHone's why not do it for a good cause?" contributing writer event raised $1,500. Several local [The] race was Antique Jewelry for the first Junior AKL member Robert A businesses supported the event, place male and female runners Hoover and junior Sigma Kappa A little after 11 a.m. on including radio stations KCY104 a little harder and $50 gift certificate for the sec- member Crystal Park organized Saturday, more than 150 runners and Q101, McDonald's and ond place winners. the event and both said they began a philanthropic trek James McHone, owner of James than I expected, Students said they enjoyed thought it was a great success. around JMU's campus to benefit McHone Antique Jewelry. the opportunity to support a "As long we could donate the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation of Anthony's Pizza provided the but it was for a good cause and to get a workout. something [to the community], America. pizza for the runners after the Junior Matt Hershey said the we are making a difference," The sixth annual Turkey event. good cause ... "race was a little harder than I Hoover said. Trot's participants succeeded in The winner of the race was expected, but it was for a good After the race the organiza- raising money for a good cause Phil Dickerson, with a time of a Matt Hershey cause and I love to run any tions presented the $1,500 check and getting some exercise. little under 15 minutes. Junior chance I get." to Mr. and Mrs. Robert Stolz, Organized by Alpha Kappa Dickerson owns "The Runner's Senior AKL member Taylor Harrisonburg residents whose Lambda and Sigma Kappa, the Corner," a running store on teams. Sophomore Cameron Sturtevant, who also ran, agreed 19-month-old son has been diag- Turkey Trot benefits the Virginia South Main Street. He said that Wehmann and junior Erin Kelly the race was difficult. nosed with cystic fibrosis. The chapter of the Cystic Fibrosis the course "hurt a little bit, but I tied for third. "There were too many hills, it Stolzs accepted the check on Foundation. like to promote local racing "I'm in between seasons right was a little hellish," he said. behalf of the Virginia chapter of The 5K walk/run was an up whenever possible." A close sec- now so I like to get a good work- However, he still said that he the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. and down course that took run- ond was sophomore Scott out whenever possible," Wallace would be back next year. The money raised will help fami- ners all around campus. Each Wallace, member of the track said. Freshman Beth Krebs said lies with the disease to pay for runner paid $15 to register and and field and cross country Winners received a $75 gift that she "runs everyday anyway, treatment and research. The Bree?.' 4 Monday. Nov. 22, 1999 NEWS

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"The CCM house has a kitchen where Several JMU organizations got into the back to get the kids. 1 went to pick up On Sunday evening, Catholic Campus we can cook ... as well as an apartment Thanksgiving spirit this weekend by host- another family and when I returned he Ministry (CCM) held a Thanksgiving din- kitchen upstairs," said junior Liz Cox, co- ing dinners differing in attendance but was gone," Byron said. "We'll try and find ner last night at the CCM house. The par- chair of the dinner. "Some people from united in spirit and purpose. out where he lives, ticipants included each ministry helped to cook at their The members of Sigma Chi held a through the Boys ■—"""""—"^—~"~ members from all apartments and set up during the day." Thanksgiving dinner Saturday night in and Girls Club, and campus religious "We try and get to know people from the dining room of their fraternity house take their food to ... even though organizations. other religions and know their faith more, on South Mason Street for two area fami- them." Preceding the there's always good conversations ... it lies. Through the Boys and Girls Club, the The families we're from different dinner was a prayer brings everyone together and reminds us fraternity was matched up with the needy arrived at the fresh- processional at 6:30 that even though we're from different reli- local families. The members cooked dur- ly cleaned house religions, we all have p.m. on the steps of gions, we all have similarities. We're all ing the day and then served a with around 20 Wilson Hall. Chi Americans and want to celebrate Thanksgiving dinner that evening. brothers wander- similarities. Alpha Assembly of Thanksgiving," Cox said. "The brothers donated canned goods ing through the Liz Cox God presented a Sophomore Carla Schmidt helped pre- and we bought a turkey to give to each kitchen, dining CCM member reading, the Ba'hai pare for the dinner by e-mailing and call- family to cook for themselves on room and front Association said a ing other organizations to extend an invi- Thanksgiving," said senior Joe Byron, the porch. The families appeared to be very prayer and members from CCM read a tation. Schmidt attended the dinner last member in charge of the dinner. happy to be there and stopped at the door poem. year and said she liked being able to "sit Byron picked up the families at the to shake hands and introduce themselves After the prayer service, the partici- around with people who aren't Catholic, Boys and Girls Club. They had planned on to whoever was near. pants walked to the CCM house for din- people you don't usually get to see in that three families, with 12 people total, but The meal consisted of turkey, mashed ner. More than 175 people attended. setting. It proves what Thanksgiving is when Byron arrived, one man said he and potatoes, stuffing and vegetables, fol- The meal was paid for by CCM, but a supposed to be, that's why I wanted to be his children couldn't stay. lowed by several types of pies. $2 donation was recommended. more involved this year," she said. Professors debut supercomputer Math and physics students now have access to 16 connected PCs FATIE LEWIS graduate students if they actually wrote programs that solved these ^contributing writer equations and then executed Here's an incentive for declar- these programs on a powerful ing yourself a physics or mathe- computer. But we knew [four matics major at JMU: Starting years ago that] JMU didn't have next semester, these students can enough computer power to do use a newly built supercomputer these calculations." to aid in program computations So the team wrote to the and problems. National Science Foundation for The JMU mathematics and a grant, in collaboration with physics department recently North Carolina Central constructed a supercomputer University in Durham, N.C. to assist undergraduate and The NSF granted JMU more graduate students in their than $150,000, which the univer- research. sity matched, to build the super- The supercomputer is actual- computer and to fund a fluid ly 16 personal computers with dynamics laboratory and a com- 256 megabytes of memory linked puter visualization lab. together with an additional 17- The supercomputer is now gigabyte disk of memory. ready to run and being tested for Students or faculty members can classes specially created for it feed commands into a 17th com- next semester. puter that is connected to the XRLS THDMAS/stqffpholoxrapher "We hope to have a curricu- supercomputer. lum constituted in three or four The supercomputer utilizes a Junior Michael Blinn takes a crack at the math and physics departments' new toy: a supercomput- courses that introduces under- term called "parallel computing" er consisting of 16 computers linked together. graduate students to computa- where each of the 16 computers tional science — the use of com- breaks down a stage of a prob- computer to JMU began four and gases. Fluid mechanics fessor David Pruett in a press puters to model the physical lem with the 17th computer years ago. involves extremely difficult statement. world," Pruett said. "watching over" the process. Project co-directors Dorn equations for the human brain to He is also one of the co- Eventually, the computa- This allows the supercomputer Peterson, physics associate pro- solve. directors of the project. "It's a tional science program may be to work at lightning speed. fessor and James Sochacki, math- "Fluid mechanics is some- very difficult area of physics tailored to reach students in "It's like harnessing horses ematics associate professor, both thing that everybody has some and mathematics, but it's one in other disciplines such as biolo- into a team," said William wanted to create a joint program familiarity with, whether you're which the average person has gy, chemistry, computer sci- Ingham, physics professor and in computational science. pouring cream into a cup of cof- some intuition about what will ence, geology, finance and co-director of the supercomputer The basis of the program fee and watching what happens, happen..." media arts and design, accord- project. would be fluid mechanics, the or watching waves on the shore," Sochacki said, "We decided ing to a university press state- The dream to bring a super- study and behavior of liquids said mathematics associate pro- that it would benefit our under- ment. 6 Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 NEWS L*£Biee« ATTENTION! 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ARA HAFER tour guides and university lectures. staff writer Butt said the semester and year-long 1 study abroad programs will be run as if Starting in spring 2000, JMU students the student is enrolled at St. Andrews. will have the unique opportunity of JMU faculty will not be accompanying spending a summer, semester or year at students on the trip. Students will be The University of St. Andrews in admitted to the university for a semester Scotland. or full year and are guaranteed a spot in Coordinator of the JMU Study Abroad an on-campus residence hall. Students at St Andrews program is John Butt, asso- will take courses with St. Andrews stu- ciate professor of history. Butt has a grad- dents, taught by St. Andrews professors, uate degree in medieval history from St. instead of JMU hired faculty as is the case Andrews and lived there for three years. in other JMU Study Abroad programs. "It was the most exciting thing I have Students will eat at on-campus dining ever done in my life," Butt said. "1 facilities and have the same opportunities thought JMU students might enjoy the as any St. Andrews student. opportunity." "JMU students will get to know British Butt said the summer study abroad and other European students and live just program will be different from the semes- like them," Butt said. ter and year-long program in that it will Butt said the cost of the semester and be more of a tour of Scotland than an aca- year-long programs will be approximately demic experience at the university. the cost of an out-of-state semester or year at JMU. Butt said the program will run from Butt said students can earn at least 12 May 31 to June 19 and students will have transferable credit hours while at the uni- the opportunity to see many cities and versity. Students can find out what they sites in Scotland including St. Andrews, can earn credit for by individually meet- Edinburgh, Glasgow, Aberdeen, Stirling ing with Butt. Castle, Loch Ness, Sir Walter Scott's home The University of St. Andrews is locat- and more. ed on the East Coast of Scotland in the Students will also have the opportunity ancient kingdom of Fife. PHOTO COURTESY OF JOHN BUTT to earn three credits during the summer The university was founded in 1410 JMU is introducing a Study Abroad program at the University of St. Andrews in program. These credits can be earned in and is the third oldest university in the Scotland beginning Fall 2000. The University is the oldest in Scotland. several history, English, art history or United Kingdom following Oxford and ical science majors. the program." GHUM courses. Cambridge. Many of the buildings at the "I want to study medieval English his- Butt said St. Andrews is the number The cost of the summer program is university survive from the Middle Ages. tory and I think there's no better place," one university in the world for medieval $2,864 (excluding airfare) for Virginia in- "Our association with St. Andrews senior James Iovino said. "I really admire history and the number one university in state students and $3,365 (excluding air- looks very good for JMU; it is a very pres- British history and 1 think this will be a the United Kingdom for psychology. fare) for out-of-state students. The cost tigious university," Butt said. great experience." For more information on the program, covers accomodation, continental break- Butt recommended the program for Freshman Jose Laguardia said, "It pro- Butt's office is located in Jackson Hall, fasts, 15 dinners, afternoon teas in St. history, English, art history, psychology, vides great opportunities for everyone. I Room 220 or he can be reached at Andrews, transportation, admission fees, geography, religion, philosophy and polit- would seriously consider participating in [email protected] or 568-3991. Mock trial held Registration Information MOCK TRIAL, from page 3 while assignment, and was not surprised relationship between video games and at the verdict The JMU Web registration online system will be available for violent or aggressive behavior has not As to his opinion on the video game student use from Nov. 29 at 8 a.m. to Dec. 10. The Web site been sufficiently researched, and that and violence issue, DeSantis said he now there were many other reasons for Pierce's has a new perspective. address is http://ecatnpus.jtnu.edu. behavior, mostly environmental and "At first I thought it was foolish to hold parental. The closing argument for the a company responsible for a kid's plaintiff focused on the alleged negligence actions," he said. "After the facts about the practiced by both parties on the defense military training, I can see the other side." — Chaos for producing violent, desensi- Whittier said there is no teaching com- tizing games, and Rewind for supplying parison for hands-on experience. an unbalanced child with these games. "I can teach what law is with a book," ere wiff 6e no J&reeze The Rewind defense reiterated that he said. "It's a different experience when Pierce's actions were "not foreseeable," they are responsible for a case from start and that the rating system was used vol- to finish." untarily, rather than by law. Tim Cupp, of Cupp and Cupp Law The jurors in every courtroom found in Offices, served as a judge for one of the on Wlondcnj, Vlov. 29 favor of both defendants on all counts, courtrooms. meaning that they are not liable and were "I was impressed by the degree of not found to be negligent. preparation these students exhibited," Whittier said most of the verdicts Cupp said. "For a second year class it was throughout the week were decided in amazing to me how well they seemed to favor of the defendants. grasp the fundamentals of putting on a itmM Junior Elizabeth Swearingen, a member trial." of the Rewind Video defense team, was However, he said that the results were pleased with the results. probably not representative of an actual "It gave me a better understanding of trial. the process," she said. "Students don't represent a cross-sec- BreaR Sophomore participant Rusty DeSantis tion of society that would reflect an actual agreed that the mock trial was a worth- jury decision," he said. 8 Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 NEWS The Breeyp

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21 92 Green Valley Ln. ,Mr. Crawford, VA 22 8 41 (5 4 0)4 340309 The Brcere NEWS Monday, Nov. 22,1999 11 After tragedy, Texas A&M Two students accused of videotaping rape Two Hektefoerg College students were charged with rape Friday examines bonfire tradition after allegedly videotaping themselves having sex with an unconscious woman. Police said they were tipped off after the students offered to show the tape to their friends. OS ANGELES TIMES from the center. a mere trash heap, the project over Heidelberg, a private liberal arts college about 80 miles north of wire service "We're still trying to under- the decades became a cherished Columbus, enrolls about 1,700 students. L stand it," Bowen said of the way for students to bond. For Both Nicholas Klingler, 19, a linebacker on the football team, and With the last victims recovered tragedy. "We don't have the weeks before their creation goes Nelson Pixler, 18, a wrestler, are charged with three counts of rape. from under a collapsed tower of answers to all the questions. We're up in flames, Aggies have cut Each was released on a $60,000 bond, expelled from the college logs, stunned members of Texas still trying to deal with the shock." lumber, stripped it and slowly and barred from returning to campus without an escort. Efforts to A&M are now assessing how a On Thursday night, an estimat- built a birthday-cake structure out reach both students — whom school officials said they assume are ed 14,000 students, family and now with their parents — were unsuccessful. beloved campus tradition went of the wood. The alleged attack happened either late Nov. 10 or early Nov. fatally wrong and whether it friends gathered on campus to At the top they perch an out- 11, Tiffin police said. Students who watched the video later that day should survive. grieve together. Former president house, symbolizing "TU" — the went to school officials, who summoned police. Investigators found Ten students and a recent George Bush and Texas Lt. reversed initials for their rivals. the videotape in one of the student's rooms, police said. graduate were crushed to death in Governor Rick Perry were among When the bonfire is lit by a cadre The victim, an 18-year-old student at Bowling Green State the accident early Thursday, and of specially designated Upper- University, was visiting friends on the Heidelberg campus and didn't 28 others were injured, including classmen, the heavily attended know the two men, police said. She told authorities she had been four still in critical condition. The We don't have spectacle is meant to represent drinking at a party and went to a friend's room to steep. The victim Aggies' "burning desire to beat told investigators she did not consent to any sexual activity and that final two bodies — both young she doesn't remember the encounter. women — were removed from the the answers to all the hell" out of UT. log heap at 2:05 a.m Friday, almost Now, members of the entire Male enrollment in college on the decline 24 hours after the structure the questions. "Aggie Community," including its crashed down. famously active alumni, are reviewing the meaning of the bon- A decline in male college students is expected to continue over All the victims had been help- We 're still trying the next decade as more young men bypass school for the promise ing to build a 40-foot, tiered bon- fire tradition. Though Bowen has of making it big in the tech industry or on a professional sports team. fire pile, created by students yearly to deal with the canceled the 90-year-old event this Women, who in 1970 made up fewer than 45 percent of college since 1909 to burn before the foot- year, many students — and some students, have turned the tables. Now men are in the minority. ball game with an archrival, the shock. parents of victims — hope it will Census figures say men make up 51 percent of the nation s University of Texas. Although it is be reinstated next year. population. But by 2008, they'll constitute 42 percent of college a student-run project, the bonfire is Ray Bowen "I just think the next year, they students, researchers for the U.S. Department of Education predict. famous for its meticulous, almost Texas A&M President should just build a bonfire, and The statistics apply across all geographic, economic, ethnic and racial lines. paramilitary, organization of vol- build it in the (victims') memory," Among possible reasons for the drop in men's enrollment is the unteers, and was overseen by fac- the stricken-looking dignitaries in said freshman Steve Seil, who declining presence of formally educated adult mates in their lives. ulty and professional engineers. attendance, and Bush returned worked on the project this year. Researchers point to the rise of households run by single mothers On Friday, University Friday to tour the dusty field After spending much of and the high numbers of women teaching in elementary and President Ray Bowen announced where the bonfire structure col- Thursday at the disaster site, he secondary schools. the creation of a task force, includ- lapsed. returned to classes, but said they ing engineering school faculty, to A symbol of the school's identi- were half empty and the students analyze how the structure col- ty for many in this ritual-loving distracted. lapsed. The investigation will like- school, the elaborate bonfire cere- To Seil and others, there is no Nation ly focus on the bonfire's center mony was something of a mystery paradox in their preoccupation pole, which is actually two tele- to many, before the tragedy thrust with grieving — and with the fate General Mills hopes Macy's Thanksgiving Day phone poles spliced together with its details into view. Now, under of the bonfire. "People are worried Parade will be a boost for Cheerios Bee wire and bolts. the glare of intense media interest, about the bonfire tradition," he virtually every student can recite said. 'They're worried that radi- He's buzzed around a cereal-box cover for 20 years with Witnesses said they heard a scarcely a glance from millions of bleary-eyed Americans. But come loud snap seconds before the bon- the bonfire's lore, plus dozens of cals might take [the assessment Thursday, the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee will fly down Broadway and fire collapsed, and some students other Aggie traditions. process] too far and use this as an across the nation's television screens, one of a dozen giant balloons said they believe the sound came Although the first bonfire was excuse to... get rid of it." in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. The maker of Cheerios, General Mills, hopes the 37-foot-tall, 60- foot-long hot-air balloon will help turn a commercial logo into an entertainment character with a personality that appeals to all ages. The strategy isnl far-fetched. Makers of consumer products such as M&M's chocolate candies, Jell-0 and Planters peanuts have sought to reinvent their advertising symbols to boost product sales and generate additional revenue from merchandise tie-ins. All also have used the Macy's parade as a coming-out party for their characters because tens of millions of people watch the NBC telecast. The parade is such a family tradition, a family-focused event, that it worked for our brand," Janet Pofcher, chief marketer of Honey Nut Cheerios, said, of the reasons General Mills paid approximately $200,000 to be in Macy's 73rd annual extravaganza. In New Hampshire, presidential race is close George W. Bush and Al Gore both hold substantial leads among voters nationwide in the race for their parties' presidential nominations, according to a new Los Angeles Times Poll. But each man is facing a much more competitive contest in the critical first primary state of New Hampshire that could instantly reshape the national landscape, the survey also found. In all, the poll found Vice President Gore in a much more tenuous position than Bush. Nationally, Gore leads his sole Democratic challenger, former Sen. Bill Bradley, by 18 percentage points. But in New Hampshire, the two men are locked in a dead heat, with 43 percent suppcrting Gore, and 42 percent Bradley. Texas Gov. Bush, meanwhile, holds a towering lead with the Republican electorate nationwide: he draws 59 percent of the vote, more than four times as much as his closest competitor, Arizona Sen. John McCain. But the New Hampshire survey found McCain gathering momentum as a formidable competitor to Bush STKVE JANZEN/smwrphotographer there: McCain draws 36 percent of GOP primary voters, ANOTHER DINING OPTION: On the fifth floor of Warren Hall, JMU Executive Chef Steve Mangan (far right) is surround- compared to 44 percent for Bush. ed by construction as he views plans for JMU's newest dining option, Madison Grill. The grill will be located where the — from wire services Steakhouse used to be. It is scheduled to open after winter break, but menu options have not been finalized yet.

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"To f/ie press alone, chequered as it is with abuses, the world is indebted for all the triumphs which have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression." —James Madison Editor Courtney Crowley Managing editor Kelly Whalen Ads manager Brandon Hedrick Technology manager Greg Pfeil Art director Dylan Boucherle Production manager Rick Harman News editor Kelly Hannon News editor Gina Montefusco Asst. news editor Brian Westley Opinion editor Melanie Jennings Asst- opinion editor Amy Bafumo Style editor Jenny Stromann Focus editor Megan Ross Asst. styie/focus editor Alison Manser Sports editor Mike Gesario Asst. sports editor Jason Mclntyre Carrier should be lead fundraiser Copy editor Marcia Apperson.. In "Mrs. Robinson," Simon and vice president and chief operating offi- 2000. Rose has not hired an executive Asst. copy editor Steven Landry Garfunkel asked of a faded Yankee cer. His responsibilities, according to vice president and COO, which is a photo editor Alex Vessel* Clipper, "Where have you gone, Joe the Official Inauguration Program, good sign; however, this university is in Photo editor Katie Wilson DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely included "overseeing all of the univer- the middle of a rocky transition: diversi- Graphics editor Michele Johnston eyes to you." We ask the same thing of sity's major divisions." ty concerns, General Education prob- lems and many more issues need to be Advisers Flip De Luca JMU Chancellor Ronald Carrier: Where Carrier had the good sense to appoint have you gone, Dr. Carrier? A universi- a pseudo-president to handle issues that dealt with. The last thing Rose should be Alan Neckowitz ty turns its confused eyes to you, woo, might arise when he was away. Someone doing right now is leaving the universi- David Wendelken woo, woo. needs to stay back and hold down the ty unnecessarily. Since stepping down as JMU's fourth fort who doesn't have to worry about As stated earlier, money is important. president, it has been a natural progres- running their own department. But that's what Carrier is for. He should sion for Carrier to fade away like an old This left him open to raise money, be left to do what he does best. Carrier EDITORIAL POLICY soldier. JMU is not his show to run any which is important, but there isn't any should be allowed to take the lead on longer; that job belongs to JMU President substitute for strong physical leader- the fundraising front. The Board The house editorial reflects the opinion of the Linwood Rose. However, Carrier still thought Carrier should handle it, so editorial board as a whole, and is not has a post at the university with an ii, necessarily the opinion of any individual staff ultra-specific job description. The last thing Rose should i^r'iM^S^ member of the Breeze. y M| in,emal problems JETc&5^B**P2 be doing right now is leaving ^l,™ *V on March 27, 1998, his "duties would , i ft There is no question that Rose, not Courtney Crowley ... editor be to provide expertise, guidance and W UUlVeYSlty UfineCeSSarily. Kelly Whalen... managing editor Carrier, is president now. It's on the assistance in the aspects of fundrais- Melanie Jennings... opinion editor books. However, it seems like Rose ing, international education, sponsored ship. When things go wrong, it is better is trying to be both the president and Amy Bafumo ... asst. opinion editor research and an economic development if the head honcho is there to handle it chancellor, which is why we're con- for the university," Board member — even if the subordinate can deal with fused. He can't be both and be effective. Letters to the editor should be no more than Conrad Helsey said in the March 30 the situation just as well as the boss, In fact, a little proof that he is an 500 words, columns should be no more than issue of The Breeze. constituents are often put more at ease approachable, concerned and campus- 800 words, and both will be published on a Carrier is basically the ultimate when they can reach out and talk to the centered president would be reassuring. space available basis. They must be delivered to behind-the-scenes guy whose term lasts real boss, and not just some hack sent in When will it be forthcoming? The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. at least until Dec. 31, 2001. This was the to deal with the problem. When Carrier is more than able to The Brc<« re?trves the right to edit for clarity way it should have been. Carrier, the There are major problems on this raise money, tapping into the alumni and space. fundraising guru and affable solicitor, campus right now that should be dealt base he presided over, Rose can focus The opinions in this section do not necessarily was appointed to do what he does best: with by the president in person, and on the students who will be his alumni reflect the opinion of the newspaper, this staff, Pulling ridiculous amounts of money not relegated to division heads. one day. After all, the better our JMU or James Madison University. into the university full-time without Instead, Rose has embarked on an 18- experience is, the more money we're having to worry about governing JMU. stop fundraising tour of the country, likely to give back when we become Toward the end of Carrier's presi- which will take him away from JMU. It's alumni, and right now our experience dency, Rose served as the executive scheduled to last until at least April could some presidential CPR. Topic: Who would you like to see fight each other on Celebrity Deathmatch?

"Fred Flintstone "Dr. Rose and "The Duke Dog "Chris Rock and and Barney. It's Dr. Carrier. and the UVa. John Travolta about time Fred We would sell Cavalier because because my gave Barney a bowl tickets and hold we have to prove roommate and I of Fruity Pebbles.'' the event on who is belter off would finally end CAMPUS! the Quad." the field." our feud." SPOTLIGHT Arquay Harris Jen Bonds Henri Harpes Amy Fuller ANNE WHlTLEY/slaff photographer senior, SMAD junior, SMAD freshman, CS sophomore, biology The Breeze Monday, Nov. 22. 1999 13 OP/ED Student gives thanks for the past year As I look back at the start of this way that nothing else can. Thank you for Thank you for good. Thank you for comforted, and pusru-d us when we needed semester, I can honestly say that 1 allowing us to see humor in the things of showing us how to act in a way that is not to be pushed. Thank you for the love they am happy about what has happened this world that don't make sense in a way in our nature. Allow us to live in a manner have shown us. so far, and what is going to happen. 1 am that protects our sanity. that is pleasing in your sight. Thank you for the women in our lives. excited about life and where I want to go. Thank you for the ability to cry. Thank Thank you for evil. It is only in the midst Thank you for the beauty they possess and But, in these fast-paced times, I think you for giving us a heart to recognize the of evil that we can truly recognize what the strength that they exude. Thank you for Thanksgiving is a good day to take a step pain of this world. Thank you for giving us good is and if we fall into that category. how they comforted us when we needed to back and reflect on the past year. that emotional creation that serves as an Thank you for wisdom. Thank you for be comforted, and pushed us when we In this day and age our minds are con- indicator of how honest we are with our- teaching us your ways even when we didn't needed to be pushed. Thank you for the stantly looking forward. They are looking selves and others around us. want to learn them. Thank you for sheltering love they have shown us. forward to the next class, the next test, the Thank you for pleasure. Thank you for us from lies and ignorance long enough for Thank you for our families. Thank you next challenge, the next week. As we the senses that us to see the truth. for the people that loved us when no one approach Thanksgiving again, I encourage provide us with Thank you for else would. Thank you for the way our fam- you to take a second and look back at the pleasure. Breeze Reader's View stupidity. Thank ilies raised us and helped develop us into last year. All in all, the last year was a good Thank you for you for the times the people we are today. one. I know one person that doesn't get pain. Thank you when we are Thank you for your family. Thank you enough credit in my life. I think we should for using pain to — Jason Slattery humbled because for your Son. Thank you for the lessons he give Him a little shout out. help us to recog- of our arrogance. taught and the sacrifice he made. Dear God, nize how much pleasure we usually have. A Thank you for using our arrogance to Thank you for James Madison Everything we have is yours. Everything wise man once said, Lord, why is that, I go strengthen us and mold us into what you University. Thank you for the brothers and you have for us is ours. You that provide, can through so much pain? All I saw was black, want us to be. sisters we have made in the time we've easily take away. Thank you for the last year. all I felt was rain. I come to you, because it's Thank you for heroes of old. Thank you spent here. Keep us safe in the years to Thank you for the good times. Thank you who knows. You show me that, every- for those people that have made this world come. Bond us together as only you can. you for the times when the only thing we thing was black, because my eyes were closed. the place that it is today. Thank you for the Thank you God, for the Long Road that had to worry about were our friends, Thank you for opening our eyes to the people that took a stand when it was easier is our life. Thank you for the times that we because all the loose ends in our lives deeper meaning of pain. to take a seat. walked together. Thank you for the times seemed to be tied down. It was in those Thank you for our friends. Thank you for Thank you for the heroes of today. when you carried us. times of rest that we have come the closest those people that love us just the way we are. Thank you for those people that fight for And the wind keeps rolling. to finding peace in our lives. Thank you for those people who have stripped freedom and those who impact our lives on And the sky keeps turning gray. Thank you for the bad times. Thank you away our excess and seen us on the inside. a day-to-day basis. Thank you for protecting And the sun is set. for those times when all we did was worry Thank you for my enemies. Thank you our heroes and using them to inspire us. The sun will rise another day. about ourselves. It was in those times that for the challenge they provide and the unin- Thank you for the men in our lives. our patience and endurance grew. Thank tentional way that they encourage us to Thank you for how they have taught us to Jason Slattery is a junior political science you for the ability to laugh. Thank you for strive for success. Please bless them, and be what we are today. Thank you for how major uAto would like to thank DMX, Fiona Apple that emotional creation that relaxes us in a allow us to see them in a different light. they comforted us when we needed to be and Pearl Jam for contributing to this article.

Dans & Pats are submitted anonymously and printed on a space- available basis. Pat... Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given A "thanks-for-saving-me" pat to the girl at Dukes situation, person or DARTS who paid for my lunch once I realized I had left my event and do not necessarily reflect the JAC card at home. truth. Sent in by a thankful freshman who will find a & PAT way to repay you the next time he sees you.

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A "why-doesn't-everyone-just-calm-down" dart to those people who wrote letters complaining about A "way-to-ruin-everyone's-break" dart to my An "I-hope-you're-satisfied" dart to whoever the Playboy/Rooster insert in last week's Breeze. professor for scheduling a major test for the Monday stole the plastic turkey off of our suite door last Sent in by a student who is fed up with everyone after Thanksgiving break. Friday night. whining about everything on this campus and thinks Sent in by an annoyed senior who was looking Sent in by some freshmen girls who happened to that if you have enough time to write ridiculous forward to eating turkey and watching parades with like their decorations where they were and hope you letters to the editor, you need a hobby. her younger siblings but now has to study instead. get food poisoning at Thanksgiving dinner. Pat... Pat... Pat...

A "what-a-soothing-sound" pat to the JMU A "your-captions-rock" pat to The Bluestone staff A "thanks-for-being-my-mom-away-from-home" Symphony Orchestra for putting on an amazing for winning first place in the Best of Show pat to Donna-Marie Sinnet at International Programs, concert in Wilson Hall last week. competition from the Associated Collegiate Press at for helping me out when I was very sick and couldn't Sent in by a refreshed student who needed a break the recent convention in Atlanta. come to work. from the madness of the semester's end and found Sent in by an alumna who's thrilled to see these Sent in by a student who needed some tender peace in your music. yearbookers get the kudos they deserve. loving care and was glad you were there. The Breerp 14 Monday, Nov. 22,1999 OPINION

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Column disturbing to health gerous. In this case, was her uppti -daSd my views on others. Being an educated We must root it out and destroy it. friend really being a friend? person, I don't respond to diversity of science faculty members Finally, someone does have to be views by outrage. Instead I try to under- responsible and aware for the entire stand the other point of view. If someone Michael Capozzi night. Could it be you? What will it take wants to watch pornography for the gra- Junior To the Editor. for each person to avoid illegal and dan- tuitous sex, that's fine with me. CS and history gerous situations? John Thomas' letter stated that we We would like to respond to Ms. If abstinence is not the answer, then should "open our mind and eyes to the Bafumo's OP/ED article titled "Every each person must take the responsibility wickedness of our society." Well his letter Immature vandals should college student should have a 'Mama'" for following low-risk guidelines such as opened mine. It highlighted the wicked- that appeared in the Nov. 15 issue of limiting how much you drink, where you ness of those who would force their own respect holiday decorations The Breeze. go and with whom. Each person must ideas of morality and their beliefs on the We acknowledge the main point of take personal responsibility for reducing rest of us. To the Editor. Ms. Bafumo's article — that having a his or her risk to prevent very negative The Constitution was not written to close supportive friend to help in times consequences. protect one group of people, it was writ- The other morning, between 3:30 and of need is essential not only to college The Mama Mays of JMU and every ten to protect our freedoms. Kirsten 6:30 a.m., someone came into our yard students, but to children and adults of campus can be true positive mentors by Smith's letter said that we should start and uprooted our Thanksgiving decora- all ages. It has long been recognized helping their proteges make the safest placing "restrictions on what is either tions and lights. that having meaningful relationships and healthiest choices. It's much better to printed or inserted into the newspaper." I am appreciative that most were left with at least one adult can reduce the help someone have fun instead of helping Should we in fact start censoring any- lying in our lawn, relatively undamaged. likelihood of substance abuse and other them out of trouble. thing that somebody disagrees with? If I hope the stolen turkey is being negative behaviors. we start down that path, maybe in 30 enjoyed. I realize that someone who feels There are several points in Ms. years we will be in a society with no free the need to tear down another's decora- Bafumo article, however, that are very Jeanne Martlno-McAIIister press; a society in which you can only say tions must be living with much heartfelt disturbing, not to mention illegal. The Terry Wessel something that everyone agrees on. pain. I am sorry that you feel the need to tone of her message appears as a department of health sciences Diverse views would be rooted out until do such a prank for self-gratification and badge of honor rather than a warning we all said and did the "right" things. In I will pray for you. to other students. fact why not start now? As Christmas approaches, I ask that Ms. Bafumo is fortunate she wasn't Playboy/Rooster ad should Let's ban advertisements that deal these pained people realize that most with tattoo parlors. After all some people injured or arrested in the scenarios she not lead to censorship homes that decorate festively have small described. There is a time, place and tone believe those with tattoos and piercings children living there. for sharing the experiences of poor deci- are wicked. Why not outlaw all forms of These children have helped or sion making. We suggest this be done in To the Editor. diversity except the most superficial watched with excitement as those decora- a setting that allows discussion with the racist measure of diversity — race. After tions were lovingly placed. audience so the experiences can help oth- I too was shocked when I saw the all, if we have white, black, Asian and I further ask that you do your best to ers make positive decisions Playboy/Rooster advertisement. It's one others, aren't we diverse? refrain from destroying someone else's Secondly, Ms. Bafumo's behavior of the few times I have ever been shocked Following this racist logic It doesn't hard work and investments. While we reported in the article is not the norm. by The Breeze. After all The Breeze isn't matter what your view, or background is, adults can get past our anger, recognize The "Most Of Us" social norms campaign hard hitting news, it's usually fluff, ads just your race. the immaturity of these actions and targeted at first-year residential students and a crossword puzzle. But then I If diversity offends, why not take attempt to restore our spirit, these children communicates what the majority of stu- thought to myself, shouldn't it shock me Thomas' article a bit further? Once we should not have to experience this sadness dents do. Her experience does happen, once in a while? open our eyes to the wickedness of our and distaste at this, or any time, of year. but not to, or by "everyone." I didn't come to college to be given a society we need only to root it out. To Next, Ms. Bafumo's Mama May-com- view on God, wickedness or pornogra- segregate the wicked from the non- mitted a crime — she took her "to college phy. I can figure that out on my own. As wicked. After all, if you don't agree bars under the alias of the fake ID she a true believer in myself, I have rejected with an ad, view or idea, then it must Dr. Cathy Slusher found for rne..." This is illegal and dan- the idea of a God. Yet I do not try to push be wicked. Harrisonburg resident

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>rti»rtt>«r«* The Breeze OPINION Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 ih Carrier Library: The key to lower education I used to think that I chose an English machines for 14,000 students, a ratio of one Resources Center, our library's greatest myself, I would just do it on the commons. major because of my love of literature, machine for every 3300 prospective photo- asset. Otherwise the basement is just The whole library experience doesn't but now I realize that I just want a copiers. If the planets are aligned properly, suites reserved for faculty and gradu- have to be completely miserable. There are course load that keeps me out of our cam- you might get to use one, but otherwise ate students. a few silver linings to this dreary cloud. pus library. Granted, sometimes I have to you are forced to pay higher costs to places There's also the remains of the now It's always fun to bring that special sneak to Carrier Library to get serious like Kinko's, where students get bent over defunct Smokers' Lounge, as well as a someone of yours to the stack levels for reading done, but all that necessitates is a and screwed even further. This is if you juvenile literature section that boldly some quality time and napping options are decently comfortable chair and a quiet are lucky enough to be using materials that rivals the size of our law library. Maybe I quite extensive, with many out-of-the-way spot. Our library has plenty of these, but are allowed to leave the library. shouldn't complain about being able to locations that have terrific views of busy in most other areas it is seriously lacking. Continuing in the vein of insufficient borrow a copy of Cloudy With a Chance of spots on campus and the people who Because of my more fortunate state, 1 resources, we have about eight microfiche Meatballs or Making Friends by Mr. Rogers, aren't locked up in a scholastic prison. can watch with silent pity and hidden cel- machines, but access to Similarly, there are plenty of quiet ebration as I avoid joining the flock of another hassle these materi- spots where you can curl up with the lat- friends I see driving to Charlottesville to that ruins the als shouldn't est edition of the journal of Comparative and do research that, because of our lack of intrinsic enjoy- Close to the Borderline be the high- Physiological Psydiology or the University of resources, cannot be done here. ment of the light of the Toronto Quarterly, simple pleasures of which we too often deprive ourselves. It might not be far away geographical- research paper. — Michael Olson library expe- ly, but it's quite a formidable trek on The group rience. You can also use the third floor's principle. This reluctant expedition to study rooms The Ewok Village, a double-decker study sta- The University of Virginia also comes on the second floor no longer exist, with all oldest part of the library has terrific poten- tion where procrastination takes on the with two hours of driving time, hours but one designated for faculty use. tial with its stately marble staircase and added enjoyment of an aerial view. And that seriously cut away at the founda- Unfortunately, this one cast-off has been lush woodwork, but the majority of the who can resist the wicked delight of tions of motivation. converted to a Microform viewing room, space is reserved for non-students. doing work in the Honors Study Room Sheer lack of information, a serious set- with the Microforms located inconveniently The front hall does have that pristine despite the fact that you've never earned back for any library, isn't our only prob- on a different floor. white sculpture reminiscent of Laocoon, such academic distinction? lem. Instead, other annoyances make Top it all off with that deformed bust of a the marble masterpiece of famed Greek Still, these are simple pleasures that spending any considerable time in the demonically possessed James Madison star- sculptors Hagesandros, Polydoros and will never match the joy of getting work library even more painful than it has to be. ing you down when you enter and you Athanadros; but is such elaborate artwork done in a timely, convenient and produc- In most areas the library is dreadfully lack- have a pretty dour setting. distraction enough to shift attention from tive manner. ing, including the hardware students need Carrier Library's basement is per- the library's drawbacks? I guess that's just about it. No, wait. It to do research. There are plenty of comput- haps the most confusing spot on cam- They can't even get the restrooms should, like many other university ers for online research, but if your work- pus. It even makes D-hall's "stairway right, equipping the bathrooms with stall libraries, be open 24 hours a day. Okay, load requires old-school alternatives, apart to nowhere" seem logical. A virtual dividers that only reach to about chest that's all. from LEO, you're up the creek without a labyrinth of bleak corridors, the only height. If I wanted to make uncomfortable paddle. My count revealed four copy thing it has to offer is the Media eye contact with people while relieving Michael Olson is a senior English major. The scariest dream I have ever had Do you like free pizza? How Ever since my last article in The Breeze, turned and looked throughout the room. It the lookout at all times. This loss of free- I've been trying to write another one. was clear, so I went to the door, locked it dom would really bother me. I've tried to write about a few differ- and returned to bed. I never lock my door I never was actually able to realize what about getting ent things, from a few different angles, but at night, but the past two nights I have, just girls must go through until I had this it just never seems to be good enough. I because of that dream. dream and I still might not know exactly paid to draw? tried writing about Thanksgiving, but I got My dream made me think. I felt vulner- what they go through, but I think I have a about halfway and died. able and I compared myself to the average further understanding of why they are so I also tried writing a couple other arti- girl on campus. I'm not saying girls are paranoid at times. This paranoia seems a cles, but, needless to say, I didn't get very weak or vulnerable, but they have a greater lot more warranted than it previously did. If this sounds far. I had even more ideas for articles, yet I chance of being attacked. I mean, what if Even more so in a setting such as college... never even attempted to write them, for this wasn't a dream. I'd be dead and that especially if you're a freshman. one reason or another. Get this ... I was would suck. So, what's the moral? Don't dream of like you, make conjuring ideas in my sleep. Don't ask me I haven't been to Mardi Gras yet, I yourself being murdered? No, although it how I did this, but it happened. haven't fallen in love, I haven't been to can't hurt. I guess there are a couple of sure you get This all occurred amid a time-period in Vegas, I'm not even old enough to drink yet. morals. Can you believe that? It's like one which I had a dream. Not your aver- of those sales, two for the price of one. your application age dream by any means; a dream Only this is totally free. that made me think, a dream that Breeze Reader's View First, the world isn't as tranquil for editorial car- made me scared, and a dream that as we all assume it to be at times. made me write an article. Bad things happen, and they can Anyway, to put it as simply as — RichKachold happen to anyone, including you. toonist to possible, the dream scared the hell Our lives can end in a split second. out of me. Pardon the language, but it did. Anyway, after my dream, I put myself One day we can be perfectly happy and In my dream, I died. I died, can you in the shoes of the average girl and it was healthy, and the next day we can be lying believe that? And, not only did I die, I was kind of scary ... I don't look good as a six feet underground. before you go brutally murdered. girl. I know this because I dressed as one This doesn't seem very optimistic, but Needless to say, this dream was the last year for an all-male beauty pageant. it's not supposed to. Life is not always home for scariest dream I have ever had. The weird After squeezing my wide feet into the optimistic and we must face its realities part is that it was a perfectly normal dream three-inch high shoes of a girl, I realized every day. up until the point of my murder. Well, as something: It has to be pretty scary to be a So, we should all stop taking things for Thanksgiving! normal as a dream can be, anyway. girl sometimes. granted and cherish what we have. I don't think anyone understands quite It's hard to be a guy, too, but it's not Nothing lasts forever, no one is immor- how scared I actually was by this dream. It scary. As a girl, one has to worry about tal and everyone will encounter hardships. truly affected me. rape, stalkers and just plain violence. The We must try to be prepared and expect Questions??? When I was asleep, I was lying on my average girl won't do too well in a fight things to be other than the way they seem. stomach, face down. I woke up, and I was against the average guy. Also, find something that drives you, go so scared that I didn't budge for at least 10 • Because this is the case, girls need to after it and enjoy yourself. minutes. I just laid there, quietly listening. I beware. They need to be cautious and listened very intently, I might add, for the smart. This is probably why some of the Rich Kachold is a sophomore SMAD major callx3846 slightest noise. girls I know don't get drunk too often. who just wrote the most incoherent, rambling When I was pretty sure I was alone, I Anyway, I would hate to have to be on story that he has ever written. 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Usually, JMU: the computer lab. see if all these famed stories of the build- hang around the printers and try to strike there aren't even people working the Gone are the days where the only peo- ing were true. up conversations. desk, so smuggling sodas in there is cake. ple you found on computers were dorks Naturally, they were. Moving west on campus, the library is Speaking of sodas, a smooth opening and geeks. Actually, they've dropped out While he would go in classrooms and always a good place to pit stop after a line one of my buddies tried: He rolled up of schocl, started up a Web site and are try and study, we would clown around. lunch break. next to a curie he'd been spying for weeks making serious bank. What's left in the Every 15 minutes or so, we'd go in the lab Not only is the library a place where you and said, "Hey, are we allowed to bring computer lab, though, isn't too shabby. to check e- can look drinks in here?" (It rules asking questions It's a garden for goddesses. A haven mail. One smart because you know the answer to. Defying authori- for honeys. If you roll up to a computer night, my of the simple ty is also neat). Then, he pulled out two lab and listen closely, you can hear the friend had to Return of fact that you sodas, offered her one and prayed she whispers as boys talk about girls: have made are there, but didn't care about calories. "Wow, I'd love to check out her like seven or the Mac if you know That's another great thing about labs. hard drive." eight trips to what Web Once you get in a routine, you see the "Holy Motherboard! I can't wait to the lab and — Jason Mclntyre sites to hit, same people over and over. It's similar to show her my floppy disk." every time, you're golden. UREC, except when it's cold, nobody goes "Amazing. Look at her type." sat next to The lab is to UREC (Wait. When it's cold, nobody It's a growing fad: computer lab love. the same girl; some out-of-this world set up all the screens facing the line, so goes to classes, either). Ladies, if you're wondering why this phe- chick who's probably modeling in Milan naturally, people can see what you're However, unlike UREC and D-hall (a nomenon hasn't caught up with you yet, now. When it was like 1 a.m., I don't looking at. personal favorite), just about anything resulting in a cornucopia of dates, don't know if she got concerned for her health, That means, if you are forced to scour goes in the lab (As a side note, nothing worry, it's bound to happen. or just thought he was weird, but she the Web when your e-mail check comes flies at Mrs. Green's. The food is great, but Starting on the East side of campus, asked, "What are you doing?" up with nothing: 1) No porn, please. 2) you will strike out. Just a fair warning). where all the pretty business people hang You didn't think he went in without a Most importantly, if there is a line, be Some lines for the computer lab out, you've got the Showker lab. I will plan, did you? courteous and at least go to the cool sites. cool impaired: admit, I haven't ventured into that build- He said he was waiting for an urgent e- If a girl sees you at Amazon.com, she "Does this computer have e-mail? ing in two years. What business does a mail from his girlfriend because her mom might think you're smart, or at least trying "How about Netscape?" journalist have taking any of those crazy- had surgery, or something lame like that. to better yourself. "A pentium chip, perhaps?" hard COB classes? Bam, he was in. If you are spotted on eBay, you know Then you downshift into small talk. However, when I was there, it was I don't know if times have changed, the net and know a cheap place to shop. Computer lab love's gonna get cha! memorable. I believe it was two years ago. but the other day I was talking to a friend A big no-no, and I did witness this, I had a friend who couldn't put up with who said he was swamped with work and was a guy utilizing the calculator function Jason Mclntyre is a senior SMAD major our rowdiness in our younger days, and had been stuck in the lab nearly three to balance his checkbook. Weak. and the assistant sports editor. Why women will win the battle of the sexes Women will win the battle of the this to him. Obviously he can't figure it go with and when to go, to conveniently We know what we want, but we want sexes because they are smarter, out. She is winning. arrive at the same place where you said it to be your idea. This is why we get frus- trickier and have more will What he doesn't know is all the work you might be. trated with you. power. No guy knows how to play hard and strategy that go into her plans. She Getting ready for this type of girl is a Call us! Call two days in advance and to get, whereas women are trained from thinks about him all the time. She is huge ordeal. The outfit is tight or low cut, ask us out on a real date, just the two of birth how to bait men and then turn always talking about him, analyzing his and always sexy. us. Don't wimp out and tell us about a them away. We play endless games and every move, (moves he's not even aware She regularly waxes, plucks and uses a great party that we should stop by and revel in our success. But we are only he's making) and plotting her next. facial mask twice a week. She scrubs, you hope to see us there and consider that somewhat pleased with the outcome Here's the big secret: women are shampoos, moisturizes, conditions, exfoli- your asking out tactic. Please. because the guys don't act exactly how stalkers, and take great pains to snag ates, shaves, sloughs, trims, files, polishes We deserve more than that. We want we want them to. guys' attention. matching fingers and toes, moisturizes you to think ahead. We want you to make Girls who know how to play the game Once we meet you, we look you up in again, with a aphrodisiac scent, blow plans. We want you to call when you say can bait and hook a guy in one night and the phone book, memorize your number dries and curls. She does her make up you are going to call. If you don't want to toy with his mind until she gets what she and where you live. We know your using double coats of mascara and an eye- call, then don't say you're going to, just to wants. He will be the one to call her. major, what sport you play or what fra- lash curler, for especially flirty eyes. appease us. When he leaves messages, she'll wait two ternity you Before we Make us feel unique, special and days before calling him back. are in. head out, we romanced. We want to see you make an If he asks her what she's doing that We figure Breeze Reader's View continue our effort to pick out flowers, bring them by night, she will tell him she has plans. If he out what stalker meth- and take us to a surprise dinner. asks her out for the next night, she tells buildings or ods and do a — Keri Schwab We love romantic gestures, sweet him she's not sure, but maybe they'll run what part of drive by of surprises, and we love flowers, no mat- into each other. campus you his house, his ter how impractical their short life span When she sees him out, she deliber- are on the most. We note who your friends' house, fraternity and other bars, may seem. ately ignores him for a while, then casu- friends are and where you like to eat. to see where he is. Essentially, we want you to read our ally says hi. If he asks her to stay and talk We remember what you wear. We After all this getting ready, her minds, know what we want and do it. But for a while, she says she has to get back memorize the color and type of your car, plan is to see him, be charming and you obviously do not have this ability. to her friends. your license plate number and look for it then go away. This, then, is the magic of dating. When they say goodbye and he says everywhere. We enlist our friends to help She works every aspect of her feminini- Women spend all their time planning, he'll call her, she nonchalantly shrugs in the stalking efforts. ty: flips her hair, crosses her legs, shows thinking, stalking, gossiping and talking "whatever" and flashes the most flirta- We learn your schedule and change her cleavage, laughs, casually looks to other women for their opinions. tious, come-hither smile she can, then our usual path of walking around cam- around the room to meet his eyes and We find the perfect plan for each occa- slips away. pus so we'll run into you, just to give the give a glimmer of a pouted, painted sion with the boy, and just make his little She does say yes to hanging out with flirtatious hi and casually ask what you lipped smile, then turns to her friends, head spin. him maybe twice a week and talks to him are doing this weekend. who (she must pretend) are more impor- This mysteriousness causes him to be on the phone one or two other times. This We walk away and note the exact time tant than him. But, the whole time, she is intrigued, wanting to pursue this elusive, is enough to keep him coming back. He is and spot in which we ran into you and asking us to look over and see if he is sexy woman of all women. And we are eating it up, loving the challenge. make sure to be there again. looking at her. always one step ahead. His head is spinning, not knowing or Then, our minds go into overdrive as So what is the purpose of all this? Girls understanding what or why she is doing we decide what to wear, what friends to always have an agenda. Keri Schwab is a senior SMAD major. 20 Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 OPINION The Breeze

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"Reps" are An interesting mix, huh? enthusiastic fans Adam Gardner, Brian Rosenworcel who basically pro- and Ryan Miller make up the band, moted and distrib- which in the early days was known as uted the bands Gus, until they were forced to add first record. "tar" when another band named Gus The reps were made a stink. given CDs to sell, They first met at Tufts University dur- and the band ing their freshman year in 1991, and received the profit. became a band soon afterwards. This FAN-tas- tic trend spread, creat- ing more than GUSTER CONCERT a thousand WHERE: Wilson Hall reps across WHEN: Monday, Nov. 29 at 8 p.m. the country. PHOTO COURTESY OF SIRE RECORDS GROUP ADMISSION: $8 for JAC card holders, $12 The reps general admission. Tickets can be pur- were corn- Guster's fate has been good thus far They are taking a three-credit produc- chased at the Warren Hall Box Office, pensated with free T-shirts and with a performance at Woodstock's Plan 9 in Harrisonburg and Charlottesville, tion class in which they are going through free tickets to shows. 30th Anniversary concert and appear- the whole process as UPB would go Town & Campus Records and Rocktown An amazing 35,000 copies of CD's & Tapes. ances on "Late Night with Conan through to get a band. FOR MORE INFO: Call 568-7960 their first self-made record was O'Brien Show." Under the direction of Chris literally sold by word of mouth. Guster's success has spread to the Stup and funds provided by UPB, In February, Guster found itself Web. Find out more info at the students have to go through all signed with a major record label. Sire http://wunv.guster.com. the steps, from submitting propos- Looking to get their name out, the Records producer Steve Lillywhite (also Check out the Web site and you will als and publicity to agent relations group practiced in their dorm rooms, produced U2 and Dave Matthews), found find that Guster is touring the country and and production. sold demo tapes for $5 and played in something unique with Guster's sound making a stop in Harrisonburg on Guster will be storming Wilson Hall in campus coffeehouses. and the rest is history. Monday, Nov. 29 at JMU. a week. Tickets are still available at Their first release Parachute was in '94 The band's major label record Lost and Twenty-five JMU students are respon- Warren Box Office. Show time starts at 8 (their junior year of college) followed by Gone Forever hit stores in late September. sible for bringing Guster to the 'Burg. p.m. and doors open at 7 p.m. Pursuits conveys emotions, messages Fall Student Dance Concert successful in being far from 'slightly off of Prodigy and choreo- LEX SARNOWSKI evoked a sense of pity and tension with comedic relief. junior Amy Talley. graphed by senior Jen Poore; sorrow, but also steadfastness. Choreographed by senior contributing writer "Slightly Off" was also a A: sophomore Beth Bradford, Set to Dave Matthew's Marisa Impalli, the performers high-energy, wild performance The JMU School of Dance senior Michelle Ferrara, "Satellite," Dave's melodic cron- junior Casey Blake, junior choreographed by associate and Theater presented Pursuits, sophmore Amy Goss, sopho- ing symbolized the memory and Courtney Hand, sophomore dance professor Shane O'Hara the Fall Student Dance Concert more Jess Johnson, soph- joy that lives on after the death Lindsey Johnson, junior Kim with help from the dancers, this weekend. more Lindsay Kipness and of a loved one. Morrison, junior Aaron Wine freshman Laura Atwood, soph- The dancers succeeded in senior Stephanie Quinones "Keeping Some," senior and senior Alissa Yike made the more Julie Burns, Caughlin, evoking emotion and drama in pulled off a hard-hitting, Kristi Nimmo's solo perfor- dance fun to watch. Dail, freshman Jessica Fanning, their choreography throughout energetic routine that mance, was a story of the people A notable solo performance senior Kim Howell, sophomore the whole performance. included pseudo-fighting and relationships in her life. by senior Brandt Wagner was Kate Jacoby, freshman Holly The concert consisted of and wild flailing of limbs. Her performance was very slow, but its intensity and depth Joyce, Lehman, freshman 12 performances by groups The second dance, heartfelt. She was pouring her were enormous. Ashley Robinson, Jacquiline and individuals, as vari- "Satellite," choreographed heart out on the floor of the The Dance concert ended on Schneider and freshman Jen ous and multi-faceted as and performed by freshman stage as the captivated audience an energetic note with "Pulse," Sweet. the performers. Molly Lehman joined by looked on. choreographed by senior Pursuits was an enjoyable Highlights included a freshmen Carey Caughlin, After the intermission, Jacqueline Nathaniel and per- and moving show that succeed- vivacious, high energy open- Jennifer Clore, Brooke Dail "Order Up," a performance formed by sophmore Bellamy ed in projecting emotion and ing act called "Maximum and Hollie Pantano was an about the troubles of a frustrat- Eure, sophmore Kim Hynes, conveying messages without Capacity." Set to the music eerily soothing piece that ed waitress, eased the crowd's Poore, junior Jenn Pyles and ever saying a word. < 22 "Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 STYLE The Breeze

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VETLANA MAZUR University of Pittsburgh with the Pitt Pendulums, UVa.'s infrastructure of a group's dynamics, but if I could staff writer New Dominions and the Penn Chants from University of say one statement about the Bluestones it would be S Pennsylvania. that they are passionately and eagerly devoted to cre- Last year, while most of the student body was grudg- The ability to travel and perform can be exhilarating. ate music that exceeds all expectations and bound- ingly returning back to campus after winter break, their "There is something comfortable about singing away aries of vocal ability. stale closets stuffed full of the new spring line of from home — the response and the feeling of singing in 1 was struck with their flawless unity and ability to Abercrombie & Fitch, senior Susie Gaskins and graduate front of a new audience," senior Stephanie Schlosser said. blend voices and execute phenomenal performances, Laurie Wright ('99) were fulfilling their a cappella dream: The Bluestones first solo gig was hosted by the especially because of their newly developed status. I have the birth of the Bluestones. Beelzebubs from Tufts University in Boston, Mass., earli- always relied on personal experience to be the true judge Gaskins, the group's director, said that there er this month. of any situation, and it was not hard to get input from the was a high interest for an all-female a cappella Future dates and performances feature an impressive members who were very willing to express the way they group on campus. "This is something I have always wanted to do. I have seen a lot of [a cappella] groups perform at JMU and it was always something I was drawn to — I felt I could make this work," Gaskins said. The truth of her words is evi- dent in any of the Bluestones per- formances on campus and at their many touring locations. Their incredible progress in a relatively short period of time has amazed their audiences and JMU's other a cappella groups. The key, Gaskins said, is every- one's serious commitment to the group and the determination to work on their repertoire to com- pete and perform in locations off campus. One of their best perfor- mances was at the University of Virginia for Parent's Weekend. "It was packed, there were over a thousand people there, and we got an amazing response," senior Helene Waligora said. The trend for a cappella groups has been to leave the comfort and FILE PHOTO/ BY PHOTO EDITOR ALEX VESSELS safety of the home audience and The Bluestones dazzled the freshman audience at the Late Night Showcase in August. The all-female a cappella group performed venture out to new territories, songs such as Marian Carey's "Always Be My Baby," Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time" and Madonna's "Cherish." invitationals and campuses to exhibit their talents and abilities in an environment where list of locations that include the Naval Academy in felt about being in the Bluestones and the way it has a cappella is taken much more seriously, and has been Annapolis, Md., Westpoint Military Academy in enriched their lives. around long enough to establish a solid reputation and Westpoint, N.Y., Johns Hopkins University, Virginia Tech "I love this group so much," sophmore Rachel Ralston tradition within the respected institutions. and Tufts University. said. "I didn't sing much when I got here, but when I real- Although JMU has been very receptive to the con- Along with the busy schedule and list of appearance ized I could sing without being in choir or [involved in] certs of the plethora of a cappella groups that have dates to keep track of, the Bluestones have also entered a musical theatre, I tried out for a cappella and it brings so developed just a few years, the competition level is kept national a cappella competition, the acceptance to which much to my life." to a minimum. they will find out next month. The final competition is Gaskins, who is the main arranger of the group's "They even come and sit in for our practices, and there held in Carnegie Hall, the reputed zenith of achievement pieces and the "glue" that makes the Bluestones possible, is always interaction between us [a cappella group]," for any musical competition. expressed her goal for the Bluestones. junior Ellen Woodall said. But for now, the incredible energy and excitement "I would like to see it keep moving in the same direc- Along with the encouragement that the Bluestones of this group of young women transformed me for tion it has been," Gaskins said. "I think we have some receive from a supportive network of colleagues, they the evening and I was able to get a glimpse of every- great leaders who will continue to carry on the tradition have also toured extensively since their conception. They one's close relationship with each other and the vital and the standard of excellence that we have set, and recently performed at the "Turkey Jam," held at the importance of each voice. It is difficult to describe the maintain and build our repertoire and reputation."

/ Three down, two to go . . . Stay tuned to future Breeze issues for more coverage of JMU's a cappella groups. 24 Monday, Nov. 22, 1999

for it up the JMU Jazz Band and Ensemble to Honor Duke Ellington in Historic,

The JMU Jazz Band and pare them for the performance on the performers, and has Ellington's music is his use of Jazz Ensemble will by the jazz band and jazz caused them to call extra the "mute," which is simply a uncover some sounds ensemble for this semester's rehearsals on top of other con- toilet plunger. Ellington called of jazz guru Duke tribute. certs and clinics that the jazz for the use of a mute in many of Ellington (1899-1974) that have The students that are to per- band and jazz ensemble are his trumpet and trombone never been recorded next form in next week's concert responsible for. parts. "It's very unique to this Wednesday, Dec. 1 in the have also prepared extensively. "It's going to be a good con- concert... it's demanding on Wilson Hall Auditorium. Sophomore Chris Lasmanis cert ... the fact that it has been a the brass players," Dotas said. The jazz groups have (lead trombone player in the challenge has really helped us Students and members of worked together to feature a jazz ensemble) said he is also learn," Geritano said. the community can look for- concert comprised entirely of excited about the opportunity to The concert is designed to ward to hearing such tunes as Ellington's pieces to celebrate perform Ellington's works. present the wide variety of "Diminuendo and Crescendo in the centennial of his birth. "It's a good thing to reveal sounds that Ellington produced Blue," a famous piece Ellington com- [Ellington's as a composer for the 17-piece posed more than works] to the "big band." Ellington composed 2,000 pieces, many WHAT: public," Lasman- early jazz pieces from the of which were com- JMU Jazz Band and is said. "It will Roaring '20s to the early hip- pletely unavailable Jazz Ensemble will per- help people real- hop sounds of the '70s, and until recently. The form a concert honoring ize what an each era of his music will be concert is just as Duke Ellington. Some influence presented in the performance. Ellington had." much a historical of the pieces — original "The point of the concert is project as it is a Lasmanis works by Ellington — to show the evolution of his musical one. admits that the style as a composer," Dotas Senior Steve have never been per- compositions are said. Geritano (baritone formed before. challenging. "It's Ellington was a leader of a sax player) said he WHERE: a difficult style "big band" from 1925 to 1974. is excited to be a Wilson Hall Auditorium to get right... He wrote popular compositioni part of the project. But everyone is for films, symphonies, orches- "It's kind of WHEN: working really tras and even choirs. For most crazy that we get a Dec. 1,8 p.m. well together" of the half-century in which chance to play this," ADMISSION: he said. Ellington composed, however, Geritano said. "And $2 at the door The jazz band he was active in creating music it's really opened and jazz ensem- for his own big band. my eyes to how ble stay busy Many cultures will also be influential Duke Ellington was." enough with other perfor- represented: Ellington was The fact that many of the mances throughout each semes- known to travel overseas exten- compositions have never before ter. Students audition for posi- sively and was influenced heav- been published is particularly tions within the band and ily by the sounds he heard intriguing. ensemble, and then partake in abroad. "This is an opportunity to performances ranging from Although a huge figure in study music that no one else educational clinics for music the development of jazz music, ever sees, and it's an opportuni- educators to the East Coast Jazz Ellington did not allow for as ty for the audience to hear Festival in Maryland next much improvisation in his music that has never before spring and performances with pieces as other jazz composers been performed" said JMU the JMU Symphony. were known to do. "Ellington Director of Jazz Charles Dotas. Many of the compositions was unusual in that about a Dotas acquired many sketches were ordered from the Lincoln third of his music does not use from the Ellington Archives in Center Jazz Orchestra and did improv ... he was specific with the Smithsonian Institution this not arrive until Nov. 11. Such a what he wanted," Dotas said. past summer, and began to pre- tight deadline put extra stress Another unique element of Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 25 FOCUS ■■i ■■i

About The Duke Himself Full name: Edward Kennedy Ellington Bom: April 28,1899, in Washington, D.C. First job: Selling peanuts at Washington Senator's baseball games.

Why they call him 'Duke1: Ellington earned his nickname by creating thousands of works, leading "his famous orchestra for an unmatched stretch of 50 years," and "by setting the standard for sophisti- ting of Dukes cation and elegance," according to the Duke Ellington Society's Web site, http://duke.fuse.net/graphics/navigate7.html. ical Centennial Tribute Concert BY STAFF WRITER KATIE PLEMMONS

that Ellington wrote early in his formance possible. "If it students with rising to meet the dif- Total number of compositions: career with the purpose of get- weren't for the players, we ficult demands of the compositions. ting around the three-minute wouldn't be able to do this con- The students, however, give the Ellington produced more than 2,000 known works and time constraint that early record cert," Dotas said. credit to their fellow band and perhaps as many as 6,000 "if short instrumental pieces are players instigated. "Amad," a "The lead trumpet has to ensemble members and their direc- included," reads The Christian Science Monitor's Web site, composition from Ellington's play extremely high parts in tor. Far East Suite, in which the some of the compositions, and "Being in the ensemble and hav- www.csmonitor.com/durable/1999/05/07/fpl 7sl-csm.shtml. trombone is used to represent a the saxophone portions are also ing [Dotas] leading it makes it all Muslim prayer chant, will also demanding." possible," Geritano said. "Playing be performed. Dotas credits his this music with [the rest of the Famous Performances: The diversity of the pieces, ensemble] is truly an adventure." Over the course of his career, Ellington performed more as well as their historical signifi- cance, presents an innovative than 20,000 times. His band played "everywhere from and challenging opportunity for New York to New Deli, Chicago to Cairo, and Los Angeles the JMU jazz band and jazz ensemble. to London. Ellington and his band played with such The fact that the jazz greats as Miles Davis, Cab Calloway, Dizzy groups are particularly Gillespie, Ella Fitzgerald, Tony Bennett and Louis strong this semester makes the per- Armstrong. They entertained everyone from Queen Elizabeth II to President Nixon," according to the Duke Ellington Web site, zvww.cmgww.com/music/ellington/bio.html.

Duke Quotes: "My biggest kick in music - playing or writing — is when I have a problem. Without a problem to solve, how much inter- est do you take in anything?"

"I'm a telephone freak, the greatest invention since peanut brittle."

"Self-discipline, as a virtue or an acquired asset, can be invaluable to anyone."

"Love is indescribable and unconditional. I could tell you a thousand things that it is not, but not one that it is. Either you have it or you haven't; there's no proof of it."

DRAWING BY SENIOR ARTIST AUSTIN CRAMER Source: www.cmgww.com/music/ellington/bio.html *** a— —«►*

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hTheory mem- ers include [I i r] guitarist Brad Tursi, jmmer Dave Bwrence, gui- »rist and lead [vocalist Joel urleson, and list Spencer Currle.

Story by staff writer Matthew Carasella

s a result of replacing the word "String" in throughout Harrisonburg, and Ki: Theory has attracted emotion," junior Keith Feigenbaum said. physics' "String Theory" with the Japanese theJMU community. Not a soul in the presence of Ki: Theory can resist .word "Ki" (pronounced key) followed by a Although the band has only been together since the temptation to join in the spiritual celebration that <:An, the powerful energy of "Ki" that binds all things Spring '99, an impressive show history of more than destroys all barriers of selective taste. Ki: Theory's unique ■he universe together combines with scientific two dozen events mark Ki: Theory's growing success. sound torches everyone's emotions and reaches far deep- Keory" to form "Ki: Theory." Breaking performances at the Lahdwirt Wine & Music er and much faster than any other exterior influence. Ki: Theory, a fresh contemporary rock band, has taken Festival, at Mainstreet Bar and Grill and at Trax The emotional contents that Ki: Theory plays with Brisonburg by storm with their unique sound and Nightclub in Charlottesville have been among the can be heard through their music and can be recognized Hamic stage performance ever since they won the Battle band's "Ki" appearances. by their expressions. Once the show begins, it is obvious Ke Bands at the Mainstreet Bar and Grill in September. Freshman Mike Saylor Once saw Ki: Theory open that they are not running through a stale routine Euitarist and lead vocalist, junior Joel Burleson, a for Virginia Coalition at Mainstreet Bar and Grill. because every action is 100 percent natural. be industry and voice major and bass player, senior "I thought they were impressive . . . Joel showed "I was impressed by the guitar player's speed and feel, Btcer Currle, a biology major and music industry good composure . . . they handled the crowd well," he plays with pretty good energy, like Stevie Ray Vaughn linor, have been playing together since their days at Saylor said. ... he just feels it," sophomore Steven Kramer said. Fauquier High School and have both had a great influ- The origin of Ki:Theory represents a band that sepa- The authentic style that is equal in their music ence on the band's name. rates themselves from a market that thrives on and in their stage behavior creates a "do as I While studying in Japan, Burleson trained with Ki image and serves to exemplify the energy please" freedom that is guided by limitless Master Masaru Tsugeno, and the inspirational teach- that rings full of passionate and innov- boundaries. Ki: Theory's playing field mBof Ki greatly affected his art of composing music ative sound. oes not flag penalties for sudden and the experiences he endured were monumental. The "Ki: Theory is explosive and outbursts of expression, and the Ttht from Burleson's travels were soon combined entertaining, I am fortunate to musicians can release a contained Currle's knowledge of Einstein's theories, and Ki: have seen them this early into feeling at any point in the show >ry was conceived, their career ... a good vibe sur- without explanation. fit is the infinite gathering of infinitely small parti- rounds the atmosphere during Before the "Red Curtain" closes, a nd I apply Ki to daily activity," Burleson said, their show," Virginia Tech fresh- "Sameness" fills the "Head" and /ith Ki:Theory now a reality, Currle took for Paris man Ryan Moyer said. causes the "Sandsoul" to do all "But jtudy music under foreign persuasion and sent the Because the band bares and to Fly." No other band could leave ik he wrote back to the states for additional ideas, performs to Ki and scientific theo such an impact on the night and if feanwhile back in the United States, Burleson met ry, the lights are not the only illu- there happens to be another group that ; player Dave Lawrence, a music therapy-percussion mination on stage. Every bit of feel- undoubtedly exists, it would be "For the |jor at Radford University, and the two jammed ing that goes into their show comes Wrong Cause," said "Tom & Betty Joe," Jther while Currle remained abroad. from a stronger force from within. It may trackies of Ki: Theory. [Lawrence was heavily affected by '80s hard rock, be superstitious to assume such a belief but the dis- An exact label cannot be placed on Ki: Theory dally KISS. play of compassion each member demonstrates during because each member's diverse style has contributed to "My roots are in the '60s, 70s and '80s. I don't care the show is a sign that something beyond binds the the special orientation of the band. Similar to how the aut what's going on (in the '90s music]," Lawrence said. quartet together. force between Ki and the scientific "Theory" holds With Lawrence on bass, Burleson still writing and "I haven't heard too many new bands since I've together, the band too, must also remain four collective feth Currle still under French impression, the trio been here, and they have definitely got the most poten- components. eked up guitarist sophomore Brad Tursi. tial," senior Alisa Hiler said. The fifth component, manager Adam Foley, a Tursi, the newest to Ki: Theory, plays guitar for the The bond that the members share is not entirely finance graduate ('99) from UVa. works diligently to |uid and is a music industry-guitar major. derived from the sheer sensation that comes from shar- book the best venues for the band and has advertise- "I incorporate my style to the band's style... make it ing a beat with another but in fact seems to extend ments all across the state. Foley's connection with Bob hard rock as opposed to '90s rock," Tursi said. His deeper into the relationship. Snyder, the owner of Riverside Web Design, a local [ifluences include blues and jazz. A spark in the band's performance ignites the gar- Harrisonburg startup company, has spun Ki: Theory a At this point, the only obstacle that separated the ments of the audience and bums their ears, the non-stop Web site. Located at wunv.kithcory.com, the Web page jartet from practicing collectively was the physical dance of the crowd fuels the band and feeds their inten- provides concert information, good sales and CD pur- listance between the seas. sity. The energy of the two separate groups, the band chases for those fans wishing to tangle with the energy. Upon Currle's arrival home, Lawrence moved to and the audience, collide and send a heat wave through Although a record label and music category still |rums, Currle moved to bass and Ki: Theory made the roof. await Ki: Theory's honor, good fortune will come if the smove to the stage. "I like the music they play, I like the face of it... it band continues to deliver the same quality showings The group's reputation has since exploded gets the crowd going... gets you going and it has good that have earned them attention all along. ^^■PMMMMM

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M's role is ences for decades, the James Bond Knowing Elektra's good looks expanded in the movie and Dench singing along like Maniacs series continues with "The World Is could prove too much for Bond's sex- handles it perfectly. Just wait until Not Enough." ual appetite, M (Judi Dench) advises you see her pimp slap Elektra! ALISON SNOW The movie begins with Bond Bond: "Shadows stay in front or Richards serves only as eye candy (Pierce Brosnan) cunningly escaping a behind, never on top." for the film; she has been seriously staff writer dangerous Swiss banker from an Fast-forward to Kazakhstan, miscast as a nuclear physicist. It's International superstar Natalie Merchant's lat- office in Bilbao, Spain. where Bond fakes a convincing almost humorous to watch her pouty est release, Live in Concert, features selections taken After regaining and returning Russian accent and meets nuclear lips utter "instant catastrophic melt- from the best of five sold out shows she performed money rightfully belonging to oil weapon disarmament expert Dr. down." Though she performs well in at the Neil Simon Theater on Broadway. tycoon Sir Robert King, all is well. Christmas Jones (Denise Richards) at the action scenes, she does not seem to The album, which debuted this month, is an Or is it? a former Russian weapon site. have the classy sophistication the last array of hand-picked, popular favorites like Of course not. This is a James Bond International terrorist Renard (Robert two Bond girls had. Remember "Carnival," "Wonder" and "San Andreas Fault" as movie, remember? Mo' money brings Carlyle), invades the site, takes a nuke Natalya Simonova (Izabella Scorupco) well as the addition of new selections like David mo' problems to King, as his money and runs, leaving Bond and Jones to from "Goldeneye" and Wai Lin Bowie's "Space Oddity," Neil Diamond's "After literally blows up in his face within fend for themselves and a nuclear (Michelle Yeoh) from "Tomorrow the Gold Rush" and the Katell Keing-penned epic the confines of the MI6 (British Secret warhead in the wrong hands. Never Dies"? of'GulfofAraby." Intelligence Service) building. The plot moves fast and twists For those seeking James Bond This release marks Merchant's fourth project With hardly a second to ponder the indefinitely from hereafter and leaves as always, this movie will leave since 1993, when she decided to take on a solo atrocity, danger strikes as a mysterious little left to be desired, at least for a you shaken and stirred, but per- career, ending her role as the lead singer of 10,000 woman (Maria Grazia Cucinotta) Bond film. The story seems intention- haps only because it is the latest Maniacs — the role that first gained Merchant opens fire from a boat right outside ally hard to follow, with characters James Bond movie. The film's only recognition in the music world. the MI6 building. Off Bond goes in a left undeveloped and often changing downfall is that it is too similar to 10,000 Maniacs fans still weep over Merchant high-tech speedboat down the Thames sides. The skiing scene and a pipeline its predecessors. leaving the band and cherish the band's alluring River in a thrilling chase after the adventure add a touch of originality With its mix of bold banter, big sound paired with sweet, simple lyrics like "These woman with an arsenal of her own to "The World Is Not Enough," but bangs and bountiful beauties, will the are Days You'll Remember" and "If love and hate and boat driving skills to boot. the film mostly conformed to the typi- James Bond series ever loosen its is the candy, give 'em what they want." The chase puts Bond on the cal Bond formula. Bond's puns are grasp of action-seeking audiences? Sadly, some former Maniacs fans are unaware injured reserve list with a hurt shoul- actually getting a little tiresome this Though Brosnan has hinted at taking that since she left the band in 1993, Merchant has der. James Bond, out of action? time around. a break from the Bond role, James continued to apply heartwarming lyrics to music, Has he lost his mojo? In his third movie as 007, Brosnan Bond will return. although this time the sound is produced to a style of music that is truly her own. In 1995, Merchant made a graceful transition from the front-woman and songwriter for 10,000 Maniacs to an independent song writer and began 'Messenger' is tasty eye candy, a solo career. With the help of an electric and bass guitarist as well as a percussionist, Merchant produced her but leftover from 'Braveheart' debut solo album titled TigerUly. The album sold more than 4 million IIELSONCRAGG Joan, and he decides to invite her to his castle. copies in America alone and featured popu- [| contributing writer She sweet talks the Dauphin into giving her an army lar radio songs like "Carnival," "Wonder" and proceeds to rid France of her enemies in a series of and "Jealousy." "The Messenger" is no "Braveheart." confusing battle scenes. Her second album, Ophelia, released in 1998, Luc Besson's "Messenger" may have lots of shiny And the rest is history. is a collection of songs that cover vast emotion- designer armor, gloomy castles and horrifying battle Joan gets too much power and is sold out by her al territory. scenes, complete with brutal maiming, but these big bud- Dauphin. She is put on trial for heresy, and coincidentally, In the album. Merchant uses her intimate get devices don't guarantee a good movie. the same actor from the "Braveheart" trial decides that she vocals to take the listener on an emotional At times if s like this film is made out of whatever was must die. Joan valiantly refuses to confess that her visions journey that seems familiar and strange at the left on Mel Gibson's cutting room floor. were not from God, and she is burned at the stake. same time. It just doesn't work. To give Besson some credit, this movie is very beautiful. In each of the album's songs, Merchant uses It begins of course with the child version of Joan in her Like in his "The Fifth Element," we are given a clear, the pronoun I, not to refer to herself, but to make native village of Domremy in France. It is the year 1492 detailed packed world full of eye candy. the songs more intimate by using the techniques and all is not well in France. It is fitting that Besson chose a model to play his Joan. In of a storyteller. England has invaded and is in the process of taking a movie that only focuses on visuals, she fits well. Jovovich Now with the release of her first live album, over the entire county and, as in all Hollywood historical isn't half bad as our favorite martyr, and she really looks Merchant retraces the steps she has taken in her romances, the English are evil. good in her cool blood splattered silver armor with her solo career to form a combination of songs that are Very evil. white banner flowing behind in the wind. truly her own as well as giving her own personal They burn Joan's house and brutally kill and rape (in If only cinematography could carry a movie. Behind the approach to tunes like "Space Oddity" and "After that order) Joan's mother or maybe sister (I couldn't tell). stunning visuals lies a problem — the script is no good. the Gold Rush." Anyway, now Joan is pissed. We never get to know Joan. She rises from peasant girl The power of the voice that first sparked music After the mandatory rainy grave scene, she is sent to to invincible general in an instant. Besson leaves out how listeners' attention when Merchant lead the 10,000 live with her uncle. She becomes religious. she manages to get her troops to follow her with zealot Maniacs is present in this album, as well as the Extremely religious. like passion. same simple and sweet lyrics. One day she runs away from her uncle's house and in a If we don't believe in her why do thousands of troops The live CD opens with the sounds of a grand beautiful windswept field, receives a message from God. follow her to death? piano, and Merchant's assuring voice that sings, "I God tells her to "rid France of her enemies." The movie is unconvincing because Joan never tran- believe fate smiled and destiny laughed as she Jump ahead 10 years and Joan (played by scends her stereotypical martyr image. We never connect came to my cradle, laughed as my body she lifted. model/ actress Milla Jovovich) has become a minor with her like we do to Mel Gibson's William Wallace. 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LYNETTEDIAZ trivia questions to qualify as a sit and play along with the contributing writer contestant. Once qualified, the contestants to test our own last 10 finalists are flown to New knowledge," freshmen Amy "I can't believe he's using his York City for the show. Moore said. "It's funny when last life-line on that question!" On the air, they must pass we start yelling at the contes- There will be no "Come on Regis! Just punch one more question. The person tant when we know the answer in the final answer!" who answers it correctly in the and they don't." "Don't go to commercial!" fastest time becomes the next The first "sweeps" of "Who regular Breeze on 7 Does this sound familiar to contestant to have a chance at Wants to Be a Millionaire " * you? Because of the popular the million miet in game show "Who Wants to Be dollars. Augu . tor a Monday due to a Millionaire?," this is how Starting at U 13-day run and most people across America, the $100 awarded con- testants a total and on campus, have been level, con- Jne rr{r/S QU my \IQ[\ the holiday. speaking to their televisions testants ° ** of $1,433,000. lately. The excitement generat- face 5 ver smonth, it ed by the show has caused a multipli . get y involved with ™ made a widespread ritual of people on choice revival, help- campus gathering together to questions, the show. ing carry the watch it. often dou- —junior Kristina Gerace ABC network bling their to a first-place "The girls on my hall get Chesapeake Hall resident adviser However, very involved with the show," winnings prime time said junior Kristina Gerace, a with each win last week. „ The Chesapeake Hall resident correct there will be a adviser. "Some gather into the answer. first winner TV lounge and others cram into Players are given three "life- of the $1 million prize was this one room just to watch it lines," which include phoning a past Friday — the largest football playoff together. While it's on, you can friend, asking the audience, or one-time cash prize allot- hear them yelling the answers eliminating two of the wrong ment (excluding lottery win- to each other." answers. Or the player can ners) in the history of One reason the show has choose to walk away at any time American television. special issue become so popular is because it with what they have won so far, The November "sweeps" gives everyday people the chance but, if they have the courage to ends this Wednesday, and to win a large fortune — $1 mil- go for it, they could become another block of shows are on Monday. lion. Anyone in the United States instant millionaires. scheduled to appear soon after. can call in to be a contestant. "I think a main reason why Who knows who will be the On the phone, potential con- the show is very appealing is next to win a $1 million Maybe it testants must pass a series of that those of us at home like to will be you! 11 y/ I -w The Breeze 32 Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 STYLE

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Ah Farka Toure transplants us to Whenever you are ready to experi- the shores of the Niger River and wel- Bela Fleck and the Flecktones' ence some deep hip-hop and jazz, pick newest album, Greatest Hits of the 20lh comes us to his hometown, Niafunke, up The Wiseguys album titled The in the West African country of Mali, Century, is a sampling of their most Antidote. The Wiseguys LP is an excur- where the recording was done. It influential songs, with a note of who sion into the hypnotic blend of down- influenced each of them. The required a mobile sound unit equipped with a generator because it tempo beats and cerebral lyrics. The Flecktones' influences range from was recorded around Ah's gardening mix is so thick and curvacious that Indian music to the soul funk of schedule as he fights the progress of your girlfriend will be jealous of this James Brown. While the sitar music the Sahara. The scorching sun, sand record. None of your friends will even and funk beat weave its way into and the coolness of the dilapidated believe that one guy named Touche their music, it is the unique banjo building that the album was recorded created all the music on his own. The sound that is Bela Fleck that keeps in are all absorbed into the music. It album meanders from one chunky this band on the forefront of bluegrass sounds like it ought to: authentic and beat to the next with hundreds of today. This album may not be for die- to the point. "Niafunke" has all the obscure samples thrown into the mix hard Fleck fans, but it is a good sam- charm of a field recording — largely to spice up the flava. Although each pling of their material. The songs because it is — without Western stu- of the songs has its own style, the range from the funk of "Sex in a Pan" dio antics. Sounds include the percus- overall effect of the album is a sooth- to the smooth electric banjo of "Vix sion of the calabash, a large fruit shell ing blast of funky fresh beats. 9." "The Yee-Haw Factor" shows the halved and struck with 'chop sticks;' This album is so special because it Flecktones in their peak form on this fast, flinky, bluegrass song. If you are the njurkle, one-stringed guitar; and is suitable for the club and the bed- the famous guitar playing and vocals room. not accustomed to bluegrass, go get this album, it's probably the best sam- of Ah himself One in a line of tremen- — Kai Safran dous releases out of Mali as of late. pling of bluegrass out there. — Andy Brennan — Erika Shernoff

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' SPORTS Basketball teams open season Perry's 22 points leads men's team to 77-64 win over UNC-Greensboro shutting down their all-confer- half came courtesy of Fanning. OB PETRONE Senior Jamar Perry led the free throw line 41 times. JMU hit Fanning used his quickness to way for the Dukes with 22 20 of 23 from the stripe in the ence post player, Demetrius staff writer Cherry (3-7 shooting 7 pts.). snag a steal at mid-court. With a points. Sophomore Tim Lyle half to preserve the victory. defender hot on his heels, Fan- The Dukes success from the "He got a lot of touches early, Perhaps basketball coach added 10 points and nine ning showed the fans a glimpse Sherman Dill.mi had a few rebounds. Nine players saw line was a sharp contrast from but we were always cognizant of their last exhibition game, when where he was at all times," Dil- of his high-flying ability as he words with football coach double-digit minutes for Dil- leaped off the floor to attempt a lard's squad. the team only managed to hit lard said. Mickey Matthews before the two-handed dunk. Unfortunate- season started. The Dukes came out gun- four of 14 from the line. UNC-Greensboro Coach Fran ly, the ball bounced about 10 feet The Dukes took the first step ning in the first half, shooting a "That certainly helps when McCaffery gave high praise to in following the success of the robust 55 percent from the floor you can shoot the ball from the JMU's interior defense, particu- above the rim in his attempt to school's other major sports pro- while building a seven-point stripe and convert the way we did larly Lyle. bring down the house. gram by downing non-confer- halftime lead. in the second half," Dillard said. "Lyle is as good a post The second half started with ence foe UNC-Greensboro, 77- The second half, meanwhile, Defensively, the Dukes defender as I've seen," McCaf- Perry hitting a 10-foot jumper to 64, in front of 4,363 fans in the looked more like a scene out of looked sharp, holding the Spar- fery said. "He's active, he's put the Dukes up 40-31. The season opener at the Convoca- WCW's Monday Night Nitro, as tans to just over 40 percent quick, he breaks contact, he gets closest the Spartans ever got tion Center. the teams combined to go to the shooting from the field, while in front." was within seven in the second The fans in attendance had to half, and the Dukes went in rely on their programs more this front by as much as 14 on three evening than in previous years, separate occasions. as five players saw action for the The Dukes showed versatility Dukes who had never been on on both the defensive end and the hardwood for a JMU regular with their lineup. JMU was able season game. At one point in the to switch between a man-to-man second half, four of those players defense, a 1-3-1 zone, and a trap- were on the court at once. ping press to confuse UNC- "I looked out there and said Greensboro into 18 turnovers. 'wow'," Dillard said. "We had The Dukes also substituted [redshirt freshman guard] Char- often, and Fanning, Hatter and lie Hatter, [freshman forward] Perry all saw minutes at the Jerian Younger, [freshman cen- point guard position. ter] Ian Caskill and [junior After the game, Dillard had guard] Mickey Dennis out there high praise for his leading scorer at once, and that's a sign that and assist man. these guys have done a real nice "[Perry] reminds me, and I job in the preseason in preparing don't want to stretch it too for the season." much, of playing like Wfllt Fra- One of the newcomers, fresh- zier," Dillard said. man David Fanning got the start The Dukes also received at point guard for suspended quality minutes down the senior starter Jabari Outtz. Fan- stretch from Caskill and Hatter. ning, who came to JMU with a Caskill grabbed four reputation as being quick and rebounds and played solid explosive, didn't disappoint. defense in spelling senior center Less than a minute into the Rob Strickland, who was in foul game, Fanning scored the first trouble much of the second half. points of his JMU career on a Hatter, meanwhile, played 13 crossover move that resulted in of his 19 minutes in the second a layup to put the Dukes up 4-0. half, hitting all four of his free A few possessions later, Fan- throws and doing a good job ning pulled up from behind the applying pressure to the ball. arc and drilled a three that "I was happy coach had placed the Spartans in a 13-4 enough confidence in me to put hole from which they were me in with the starters to finish never able to recover. off the game," Hatter said. "I don't think you can go on Dillard added, "It was a gut the road and play a good basket- that I had that because of his ball team like this and allow demeanor and disposition he them to get up on you 13-4," would be tougher down the McCaffery said. "We fought that stretch and I knew he could deficit the entire way." make free throws." Fueling the Dukes' early McCaffery came away from success was the fact that they the game impressed by the Dukes. were able to force the Spartans "I think this is a very good into seven turnovers in their James Madison team, I really first 11 possessions. do," McCaffery said. "Coach told us before the The Dukes are next in action game that everybody has to give tonight at the Convo against effort and we just came out and I Boston University. Dillard did my part and everybody else understands the pressures of just chipped in also," said junior such a quick turnaround. swingman Dwayne Braxton, "That's an NBA schedule," who scored 11 points in his first Dillard said. "Naturally, we starting action since his fresh- ROBERT NKTTIsenior photographer have to respond. The guys got man year. curfew tonight and we'll just Redshirt freshman guard Charlie Hatter drives to the basket during JMU's season opening 77-64 What might have been the victory over UNC-Greensboro at the Convocation Center on Saturday night. come back tomorrow as a staff most intriguing play of the first and plan." The Breeze Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 35 SPORTS with wins over Wagner, UNCG KELLY GILLESPIE That happens sometimes with staff writer young teams in their first game. They get a little impatient." The JMU women's basketball Coming back into the second team officially opened its season half, the Dukes looked more with a 74-67 victory over the vis- relaxed, timing their cuts and iting Seahawks from Wagner setting good screens. College (0-1) on Friday night at Wagner was not at the speed the JMU Convocation Center. they had begun the game with, Despite the slow start for and ended up forcing shots the Dukes, and 15 turnovers in because of the change made by the first half, JMU (1-0) was the Dukes. able to pick up its game in the It was throughout all the y second half, and made several changing lineups and plays that runs to assure their dominance sophomore guard Allyson Keen- over the Seahawks. er stayed consistent. With three freshmen in the She took control of the ball as starting lineup, JMU looked for it needed be, and was there to strength from its newcomers in make the play when it was most their college debut. important. It was the veterans that made "You gotta really tip your hat the difference in the end, though, to Allyson Keener," Childers when experience and control said following the game. "She won the game from the Dukes. was the heart and soul out there The first half saw too many tonight. She just kept making errors for JMU's offense with 15 plays and playing real calm and turnovers not to mention allow- collected. Knocked down the ing Wagner 14 rebounds under shots when we needed them and the Dukes basket, while JMU made all the free throws." only snagged five. Keener, a sophomore captain, "We were sloppy in the first finished the game with a career half executing our offense," JMU high 26 points along with four Coach Bud Childers said. "We rebounds and four steals. were too quick to bail out of it. Fellow sophomore, Katie ROBERT N\TT/senior photographer Freshman guard Jess Cichowicz looks for an open teammate during JMU's first game of the season on Friday. Cichowicz had four points and five assists in the game. Hardbarger, proved to be clutch in the final 20 Wagner had three players score in double dig- minutes for the Dukes shooting two for two its. Monique Lee was 7-13 for 19 points, Ryan was behind the arch, sinking jumpers, and grabbing 6 6-13 from the floor and scored 18 points and Roker boards for the night. was 4-10 for 14 points. "Katie Hardbarger's effort in the second half This was the first ever meeting between JMU was real key," Childers continued. "She gave us a and Wagner, and though it was not a conference little rebounding inside and made a couple nice game, JMU will take this victory and look forward baskets from the top of the circle there. She really to Tuesday night's game against Childers' former matched up hard against (Wagner sophomore team, Murray State. Monique) Lee down the stretch there." As expected, leadership and stability on the fR n rcb court were found in junior Mandy White's game JMU (74) mm m-a m-a o-t a P' •P Friday night. Her steal and assist to Keener near Morgan 31 4-9 1-2 2-4 0 3 9 the start of the second half gave the Dukes the Williams 14 0-0 0-0 0-1 0 3 0 Franklin 25 2-6 3-4 1-3 0 1 8 lead they had not had since the first half. Cichowicz. 23 1-8 2-2 1-3 5 4 4 This seemed to boost the morale of the girls, While 24 5-7 l-l 1-3 2 3 II and JMU proceeded to make a 13-2 run against Wamer 0+ 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 1 0 the Seahawks. Alexander 4 0-0 1-2 1-2 0 1 1 "Mandy White played her typical solid game," Keener 33 8-14 7-7 1-4 2 1 26 Childers said. "Eleven points, steals, rebounds, Pnce 6 0-2 0-0 0-2 0 3 0 Hardbarger 27 3-6 4-6 2-6 0 1 12 she contributes a lot of different ways for us. We Todd 13 0-3 3-4 2-2 1 2 3 are really pleased with how tonight turned out." Percentages: FG—41.8. FT—78.6. Vpoint goals—6-19. JMU's defense is what seemed to break Wag- 31.6 Blocked shots: 3 (Franklin. 4 Hardbarger. I). ner down in the second half as the Dukes ran a Turnovers: 25 Steak: 12 triangle defense with two players continuously covering Wagner aggressor's, Nia Ryan and Toni Roker. Snagging steals and forcing 11 turnovers re n reb Wagner (67) nun m-a m-a o-l a IP helped JMU gain the advantage the second half, as Pf Ryan 36 6-13 5-8 4-15 2 2 IS the Seahawks strength wore off. Lee 36 7-13 5-8 3-8 0 2 19 Though Wagner did have one run in which Kerns 26 1-6 1-2 3-6 0 4 3 they came back and were in the lead, JMU Teague 37 2-8 2-4 0-3 7 4 6 played their game, and it did not phase the Roker 32 4-10 4-4 0-1 2 4 14 Dukes on the court. Loeser 2 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 1 0 Late in the second half, when Hardbarger sank Carter 7 1-2 0-0 1-3 0 3 3 Watral 18 1-3 2-2 l-l 1 0 4 a free throw and made a jumper to tie it up, JMU Morris 6 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 1 0 seemed to be on top, and didn't come back down. Percentages: FG—39.3. FT—67.9. 3-point goals—4-13. Hardbarger had a crucial steal that led to a 30 8. Blocked shots: 0. Turnover*: 25 Steak: 10 layup by Keener, putting the Dukes in the lead. ROBERT HKTIIsenior photographer After knocking down some free throws, the Sophomore guard Allyson Keener scored 26 points in the first Dukes were confident in their comeback/victory, game of the season on Friday night. but still played hard for the final few minutes. The Breeze 36 Monday, Nov. ZZ, 1999 SPORTS Monday Night Careers Football! We have some fantastic career opportunities in Washington. DC and the nearby Virginia suburbs, with Fortune 500 firms, Oakland vs. Denver Government Contractors, National Associations, Law Firms and others. Both our permanent placement group and our temp Game Starts® 9pm division have immediate openings for Administrative Assistants, Marketing Specialists, Customer Service Experts, Data Entry Pros, Human Resource Assistants, Receptionists, and Office Assistants. 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The Breeze SPORTS Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 37 Dukes capture first CAA crown JMU defeats American to claim automatic bid to NCAA tournament

YAN MURRAY Daily had a career match equaling a Itenior writer career-high 19 kills, as well as a career- high 19 digs. The JMU Dukes volleyball team cap- "It is like a bookend to the season for tured their first-ever CAA conference Daily," Beerman said. "She came through crown by defeating two-time defending in a pressure match and had one of her champion American University, 10-15,15- biggest matches of the year." 2,15-7,15-13, to win the CAA tournament Daily was one of three Dukes to be in Williamsburg yesterday. named to the all-tournament team. Join- The Dukes advanced to the final with ing Daily on the all-tournament team a 15-9,15-7, 15-9 sweep over fourth-seed- were senior setter Christina Gianino, ed William & Mary on Saturday. who recorded 55 assists in the champi- With the victory, JMU also claimed the onship match, and Collingwood. CAA's automatic bid to the NCAA tour- Collingwood was also named the CAA nament. The Dukes will be making their tournament MVP. first-ever appearance in their 14th year as "Lindsay had the best type of career a Division I program. she could possibly have," Beerman said. "This is what you hope for when you "She is not the best athlete in the world build a program, you want that first class but she finds a way to get the job done." to be able to win a championship," Coach The Dukes fell behind 11-1 in the first Chris Beerman said. "I give all the credit game before losing 15-10. Although the to the team, they wanted it so bad and Dukes lost the game, they changed the you could tell by the way they played. We momentum of the match outscoring XRIS THOMkSlstaff photographer have a saying 'relaxed intensity' is the American, 35-10, into the middle of the The JMU Dukes defeated American University on Sunday to claim their first CAA way we want to play and we played that third game. championship. The Dukes defeated the Eagles 10-15,15-2,15-7,15-13. to the hilt today; the scrappiness, the "There is a saying in volleyball, even defense, they played to win." if you are down big in a game you try to "When we have to play a big-hitting out the victory to advance to the finals of Senior outside hitter Lindsay Colling- build on that to build momentum into team like American, we can turn it up the CAA tournament. wood led the Dukes with 21 kills as well the second game and we did that," Beer- defensively and I thought our biggest On Thursday, Nov. 18, Collingwood as three service aces. Senior middle hitter man said. contributors were our defensive special- was named the CAA Player of the Year in Taryn Kirk also chipped in for the Dukes The Dukes vaunted defense came up ists," Beerman said. "1 think everyone a vote by the league's seven head coaches. tallying 15 kills in 22 total attempts for an big against American, especially junior would acknowledge we are the best Collingwood also earned her fourth eye-popping .636 hitting percentage. defensive specialists Alaina Wilson and defensive team in the CAA and I think we All-CAA first team award and second Sophomore outside hitter Larissa Kristy Snow. showed that today." league wide award. In 1996, Collingwood Snow and Wilson combined for 14 was named CAA Rookie of the Year. kills and four Beerman was rervice aces for mmTTmmm~~^^^^~ also named co-coach the Dukes. "Wilson 7 think everyone would &*"»££ "3S George Mason Uni- cametonight to a piay acknowledge we are the versity head coach Pat Kendrick. Beer- sh^wt best defensive team in man was also named ner [Saturday]," » CAA Coach of the Beerman said. the CAA Year in 1998. Collingwood Chris Beerman Other Dukes also contributed JMU Volleyball Coach joining Collingwood to the Dukes' on the All-CAA first defensive effort with 17 digs. team include Kirk and As a team, the Dukes were 73-165 on junior middle hitter Karla Gessler. Gianino the attack for an overall hitting percentage earned second team All-CAA honors. of .333. They also recorded 11 service aces The Dukes will next compete in the to go along with 74 defensive digs. Long Beach State Thanksgiving tournament On Saturday, the Dukes swept the Nov. 26-27. On Nov. 26, the Dukes will take Tribe of William & Mary to advace to yes- on the University of Southern California in terday's championship match. their first game of the tournament. Collingwood paced the Dukes attack, On Nov. 27, the Dukes will compete registering 12 kills to go along with 11 against Oral Roberts University before digs. Junior middle hitter Karla Gessler taking on perennial power Long Beach contributed nine kills as well as 11 digs. State in a tuneup to the NCAA tourna- In a see-saw battle, the Dukes pulled ment that begins Dec. 2.

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Tara Tobias - The College of William & Mary Ajola Berisha - American University Pavlina Klimova - American University Larissa Daily-JMU Christina Gianino - JMU Lindsay Collingwood • Most Valuable Player - JMU FILE PHOTO JMU Coach Chris Beerman led the Dukes to their first ever CAA title. The Dukes earned the league's automatic berth to the NCAA Tournament. 38 Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 SPORTS The Breeze L J

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The Breeze SPORTS Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 39 Dukes face Troy State in round one DUKES, from page 1 behind a 49-yard field goal from Hofstra ahead 31-16. playing at home if we lost today. Chad Johnson and an 11-yard I told the kids all the football Hofstra added a late 26-yard pass from Carmazzi to wide field goal to cap the scoring. fields are 100 yards long. I don't receiver Kahmal Roy. have control over that. When JMU played the game with- Sophomore Mike Glover out junior center Jason Inskeep you play Virginia Tech at the brought the Dukes to within 10- start of the season, that means who developed a blood clot in 6 with two second quarter field his leg after the Richmond game you are 8-3 instead of 9-2. I goals, one from 37 yards, the think if we were 9-2, we would and is out indefinitely and junior other from 36 yards, but Car- linebacker Jeremy McCommons be at home. I've been saying mazzi found wide receiver since June that that football who did not play last week Steve Jackson for a 38-yard against Richmond after suffering game was going to hurt us." touchdown score with just 41 Hofstra quarterback Giovan- a concussion against Maine on seconds left in the first half to Nov. 6. ni Carmazzi picked apart the send Hofstra into the locker JMU defense most of the after- JMU's top three quarter- room holding a 17-6 lead. backs, freshman Mike Connelly noon, completing 25 of 37 pass- Glover nailed a 50-yard field es for 335 yards and three (shoulder), junior Charles Berry goal in the third to cut the lead (knee) and junior John DeFilip- touchdowns. The 335 yards to 17-9, but Carmazzi connected passing was the most by Car- po (ribs) did not make the trip with Jackson again, this time on to Long Island. mazzi this season. He has a 78-yard touchdown play. Jack- "We are beat up," Matthews thrown for more than 9,000 son caught 12 passes for 209 said. "We are coming off of a yards in his career and holds 11 yards in the game. Many of the big win last week [against Rich- school records. Carmazzi and yards came on short passes that mond]. We are in the playoffs. I the 10-1 Dutchmen will host he extended into big plays after told the kids I was really proud Lehigh University on Saturday. making the catch. Jackson broke of them. They fought to the "He's a good player — a the Hofstra record for most end. We had nothing to play for great player," Matthews said receptions in a career in the and Hofstra had everything to about Carmazzi. "He made a lot game with 167, despite only play for. We got a great effort of great throws. He did a nice job being a junior. from a lot of kids and I was against us. You have to give him It looked like the Dukes were MIKE GESARIOAwm'orphotographer proud of them." credit." still in the game when senior Hofstra quarterback Giovanni Carmazzi threw for 335 yard Luckie said the loss will not Luckie, who transferred from corner Timm Carper blocked a against the Dukes on Saturday afternoon. affect the team as it heads into Georgia, said, "He's a good play- Hofstra field goal attempt and the playoffs. er. I played against [Cleveland sophomore linebacker Derick touchdown on the ensuing drive at the start of the fourth quar- "We are going to forget about Browns quarterback] Tim Couch Pack recovered the ball and ran to bring the score to 24-16. ter. Running back Jimmy Jones this," he said. "We are going to last year, and he kind of reminds to the Hofstra 40-yard line. However, Carmazzi led the finished the drive with a one- start focusing on whoever we me of that guy." Keaton scored the Dukes' lone Dutchmen on an 89-yard drive yard touchdown run to put have to play." The JMU defense, which built its reputation on speed this season, was mostly unable to put pressure on Carmazzi. The Dukes registered two sacks in NCAA Division I-AA Football National Championship the game. "There was a lot of reasons ROUND ONE First Round for that, which I can't comment Nov. 27 on," Matthews said. "They've JMU at Troy State got a good football team, let's #1 Tennessee State (11-0) give them credit." Nov. 27 Luckie said, "[Carmazzi] did- 1 p.m. Central Time n't really do many five-step Troy, Alabama #16 North Carolina A&T (10-1) drops. They do a lot of under- Dec. 4 neath stuff, so he was only tak- Opponent Troy State Trojans #8 Montana (9-2) ing three-step drops so it doesn't 1999 Record: 10-1, Southland give our defensive line much #9 Youngstown State (9-2) time to get to him." Conference champions Dec. 11 One bright spot for the Dukes Ranking: Sixth in ESPN/USA #5 Troy State (10-1) was the play of sophomore quar- Today Poll. The Trojans had been terback Chris Paquette. Paquette, ranked number one in the coun- #12 James Madison (8-3) JMU's fourth-stringer who was try prior to their loss to making his first start this season, McNeese State. Dec. 4 was 15 of 19 for 137 yards. #4 Appalachian State (9-2) "I thought Chris played 1999 Schedule: fine," Matthews said. "I just #13 Florida A&M (8-3) told him in front of the kids Sept. 11 at Cincinnati W 31-24 Sept. 18 at Alabama St W 27-20 #3 Hofstra (10-1) that, for his first football game, NCAA Division l-AA Champions he did a nice job. He played a Sept. 25 South Florida W 41-24 Dec. 18 — Chattanooga, Tenn. lot better than some of the other Oct. 2 atMid.Tenn.St. W 48-31 #14 Lehigh (10-1) kids played." Oct. 9 Northwestern St. W 24-21 Oct. 16 at S.W.Texas St W 24-17 Dec. 4 Redshirt junior tailback #6 Illinois State (9-2) Delvin Joyce also played well. Oct. 23 Sam Houston St. W 41-16 Joyce made seven receptions for Oct. 30 at Nicholls State W20-0 71 yards. Nov. 6 Stephen F. AustinW 27-7 #11 Colgate (10-1) Nov. 13 at McNeese St. L 24-7 Despite the efforts of Paque- #7 Furman (9-2) tte and Joyce, JMU could not Nov. 20 Jacksonville St. W35-9 Dec. 11 put together a consistent offen- sive package. Redshirt senior Last meeting: JMU defeated #10 Massachusetts (8-3) Curtis Keaton, who was averag- Troy State, 45-26, in the first- Dec. 4 ing 158.4 yards per game head- #2 Georgia Southern (9-2) ing into the contest, accumulated round of the Division I-A A First-, second- and third-round games are played at campus sites. The lower number seeds are the host only 91 yards on 25 carries playoffs in 1994. teams. against the Dutchmen. #15 Northern Arizona (8-3) Hofstra took a 10-0 lead nnom 40 Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 SPORTS The Breere

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WOMEN'S SWIMMING The JMU women's swimming and diving team fell to the Vir- ginia Cavaliers on Sunday, 164-119. SCHEDULE CHANGE JMU athletic officials have rescheduled the Dukes' Nov. 27 men'e basketball home game with East Tennessee State. The game, originally scheduled for 4 p.m. Nov. 27 has been moved to 7 p.m. on Nov. 26. The switch was made due to JMU's participation in the NCAA Division l-AA football playoffs. The Dukes will travel to Troy, Ala., to take on the Trojans of Troy State in the first round of the playoffs. Kickoff is set for 2 p.m. ROBERT ti\TTIsenivr pholuxrapher The JMU men's basketball team opened its season on Satur- Senior guard Jamar Perry takes the ball to the hoop against UNC-Greensboro on Saturday night. The day night with a 77-64 win over UNC-Greensboro. Dukes defeated the Spartans 77-64 in front of 4,363 fans at the Convocation Center. Women's club basketball takes crown JMU captures inaugural East Coast Women's League Tournament championship

ACK MANNION behind UNC by 18 points, but and Carey the only junior. the team last year after he saw "It's tough to keep a full team at practice," he said. contributing writer managed to trim the lead to 11 In addition, there was a high them practicing at UREC and A by halftime. amount of player turnover from noticed they did not have a "They're so committed as a The JMU women's club bas- "We were sluggish in the first last year's 2-2 squad. head coach. whole, the only reason why this ketball team captured the inau- half," Tartamella said. "But in This year's squad went 10-2 "I talked to Laura after prac- club works is because they're gural East Coast Women's the second half we picked up the overall with both losses coming tice one day and she asked me if committed." League Basketball Tournament defensive and dominated." at the hands of arch-rival UVa., I'd like to try coaching them," While a championship in at Loyola University last week- The increased defensive a fact that didn't sit well with Tartamella said. "I coach a girls only their second year is nice, end. intensity and other adjustments the players or the coach. under 16 AAU team back home Tartamella said he has bigger Juniors Joe Tartamella and made at halftime allowed _ ^_ on Long Island and I love and better things on his mind Drew Schmidt are the team's the Dukes to play effective doing it" for the future. coaches and senior Laura Flynn transition basketball and "/'m very proud of how While it may seem out "I want to set the girls up and sophomore Kim Wittlieb pick apart UNC in the sec- of the ordinary for a team with a foundation for the are the captains. ond half. we were able to come to be coached by an indi- future," Tartamella said. "I The team received a bye in the Flynn paced the Dukes ,,/... j vidual who is younger want this club to be as well first round due to its perfect 8-0 with 29 points and 12 back after being down than some of the players, known as women's club soccer record in league play this year. rebounds and sophomore >> the team doesn't agree. here at JMU." In the second round, the Susan Korman added 18 to 78. "Joe is an awesome As well as being a dominant Dukes defeated the University give the Dukes a 78-55 win coach," Flynn said. "He force on the court, the team is a Joe Tartamella comes to practice everyday very close-knit bunch off the of Pennsylvania by 20 points to and the championship. Women's club basketball coach advance to the finals on Sunday. "I'm very proud of how with a new play and really court. The Dukes moved into the we were able to come back gets into it." "We're all better friends than finals against the University of after being down 18," Tartamel- "I hope we get one more shot Sophomore Jessica Nadeau last year's team," Korman said. North Carolina without their la said. "The team showed a lot at UVa.," Korman said. "We said, "I think [Tartamella] is a "I love going on road trips and starting junior small forward of heart." know we can beat them." good coach, especially for hanging out with the team." Colleen Carey, who injured her The team is only in its sec- Tartamella added, "We're being so young. He's very Said Flynn: "We're definitely ankle in the game against Penn. ond year of existence, making definitely scheduling UVa. next enthusiastic and understands a close team. One of the reasons With Carey out and UNC its rise to the top that much semester. Also, some Division the time constraints that college why I decided to play was that I playing a box-and-one defense more impressive. HI varsity teams have contacted students have." missed the team aspect of bas- on Wittlieb, the Dukes looked to The team is comprised main- us trying to set up games, so I That being said, Tartamella ketball, and intramural basket- other players to step up. ly of freshmen and sophomores, guess the word is out." praises the dedication that his ball just wasn't cutting it for In the first half, the Dukes fell with Flynn being the lone senior Tartamella began coaching team has. me." The Breeze 42 Monday, Nov. 22, 1999 SPORTS

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