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Enjoy open mic with By David Beart Lou, '06'46#+0/'06 Entertainment Fri & Sat: 7-11pm Juanita There are several myths that make good wine Congeners: These are organic compounds that Sunday Open Mic 4:30-7:30pm trivia. These myths and truths are a great way are found in the by-products of the fermenta- Fri, Jun 24: Castaways to quiz your wine loving friends and give them tion process and give wine its fl avor. When & Patrick and yourself and education at the same time. they enter your blood stream, the immune sys- Sat, Jun 25: Ernest T Band Gift Here are the top ten wine myths revealed. tem recognizes them as poisons and releases Certificates Sun, Jun 26: Open mic with make great cytokines to eliminate them. These are more gifts! Wags & Fred /QPFC[6JWTUFC[ 1. Aged Wine is Better than Young Wine prevalent in red wines. Fri, July 2: Area 51 ,WPG,WN[#WI5RGEKCNU Not all wines require aging. In fact, many Prostaglandins: These are naturally occur- Sat, July 3: Stone River Band wines are intended to be drunk young and ring in your body and are pain producers. The NEW DINNER SPECIALS they do not require aging. Typically, red wines dilation of the arteries triggers their release. Sun, July 4: Open mic with Lou, EVERY DAY & ALL that have high tannins are the only wines that They may also be responsible for migraine require aging. There are also some white wines Juanita & Patrick $ headaches. BOTTLED BEERS 1.99 that will benefi t from aging, such as Rieslings, Fri, July 9: The Relay but in general they are intended to be drunk Sensitivities to Elements in Wine Production: Sat, July 10: Sister Kate Opening for lunch Thur-Sun at Noon! young as well. There are also those wines that Some people are sensitive to certain types of taste worse after being aged and those that will wood while other are sensitive to the chemicals Sun, July 11: Open mic with *QOGQHVJG not change much at all. that are used in a particular area. Larry Kadlub 1TKIKPCN9KPGDWTIGT 2. Red Wine Should Never Be Chilled 5. All German Wines Are Sweet Winery Hours 403 S. Broadway Kitchen Hours &GEM Mon - Weds. Geneva Mon - Weds. There are some light reds such as the Beau- There are a variety of German wines and they 3-9pm 4-8pm Thurs. Noon-9pm 440.466.5560 Thurs. Noon-8pm jolais that will benefi t from being chilled. range from dry to very sweet like wines that 0QY Fri. & Sat. Fri. & Sat. Noon-Midnight Noon-10pm Beaujolais Nouveau is the fi rst wine that is are produced in various other countries. If you Sun. Noon-9pm Reservations not needed 1RGP but always a good idea! Sun. Noon-8pm made from each year’s harvest. The wine was see “trocken” on a German wine label it means originally made for the workers of the winery, “dry.” www.theoldmillwinery.com but the wine quickly spread in popularity to lo- cal bistros. There are several festivals that are 6. Screw tops Are a Sign of Cheap Wine held around the world that celebrate the wine’s release. More and more wineries are using screw tops so that they may avoid cork contamination of 3. “Reserve” Wines Are Top of the Line their wines. Don’t be surprised if you fi nd a high dollar bottle with a screw top. On American labels, “reserve” has no true meaning and is used at the discretion of the 7. Wines Should Always Breathe winemaker. The term is often used to designate a special wine, although the reputation of the Allowing a wine to breathe is generally only vineyard will often have an effect on the qual- necessary for those wines that need further ity and price of the wine. aging. Breathing also allows the wine to be exposed to air and to soften the tannins. 4. Wines With Sulfates Will Give You a Head- ache 8. All Wines Have the Same Amount of Alco- hol Sulfates only cause headaches in about one percent of the population and this tends to The level of alcohol in a wine depends on be those who suffer from asthma. Sulfates the amount of sugar that has been converted are naturally present in wine and sulfur is during fermentation. There are also wines that abundant in various forms in all living things. have been fortifi ed with alcohol to raise the Sulfi tes are used as a preservative by winemak- alcohol content. ers worldwide and only the United States notes the sulfi te warning on the label. The amounts 9. The More a Wine Costs, the Better It Is of added sulfi tes are small and all whites will have more than reds. The price of a wine depends on numerous factors. The land of the vineyard, the price There are several other reasons that you may of the packaging, the types of grapes that are be having a headache. These causes may be: used, how the wine is aged and the reputation of the winery or winemaker all have an effect Histamines: Histamines cause the blood ves- on the price of a bottle of wine. You may fi nd a sels in your brain to dilate and are higher in red fairly expensive bottle of wine and think that it wines than whites. They are found in aged and will be good when in fact you wish you hadn’t fermented foods. spent so much on it.

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June 23 - July 7, 2010 www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 13 school hip-hop jams. In 2003 emcee’s Rembrandt and Ahp Qwes started off as a duo performing with a number of guest DJs. Along the way the duo realized that in order to make their musical dreams a reality they would have to nail down a solid band to back them up. In May 2007 Po- etic Republic released their fi rst offi cial studio album Indigenous Philosophy Of The Gen- By Eric Hoffman tiles. Fifteen months later the band was able to release The Natural Progression Of Things, their second full-length album. The Natural out, and his open, rigid hands literally rep- Progression Of Things was well received by RED WANTING BLUE resent the immense passion that he performs critics and earned the group a “Best Group” with. It’s as if his body can’t handle the emo- nomination at the Ohio Hip-Hop Awards. Plays The Cove Nite Club July 2nd tions that are inside of him. He has no choice Poetic Republic refuse to be like many Ohio’s own Red Wanting Blue are com- that make a deep connection with fans. Their but to show it in this way. popular rap artists. They don’t use auto-tune, ing back to Northeast Ohio on July 2. For the enormous amounts of hard work have earned Last March RWB signed their fi rst record deal rap about “bling,” or feel the need to show how past 14 years Red Wanting Blue (RWB) has them a steady following, especially in Ohio. with Fanatic Records. “gangster” they are. Instead Poetic Republic hinged their reputation on incredible live per- Each band member— vocalist Scott The fi rst order choose to rap about politics, life, and social formances, and heartfelt rock ‘n’ roll albums Terry, guitarist Eric Hall, of business justice. Rembrandt knows that his group has bassist Mark McCullough, for Fanatic is something special to offer hip-hop fans. “The drummer Dean Anshutz re-releasing thing about Poetic is we want to put out the and keyboardist Greg RWB’s lat- best music possible,” says Rembrandt. “I have Rahm— is incredibly est album, my (college) degree, so I don’t have much to Northern talented, but lead singer These lose, but we owe it to hip-hop, and new music Scott Terry manages Mag- in general, to put out the best music possible.” to steal the show every nifi cent This passion to produce good music, simply time. He’s a fantastic Miles, to a for the betterment of hip-hop, has helped Po- Sky's front man who makes nationwide etic Republic gain the attention they deserve. an amazing connection audience CHARTER FISHING with audiences. His on July 27. AMORY SIVERTSON: enthusiasm transcends If you’d like On July 5 indie rock songstress Amory the barrier that normally to see the Sivertson returns to Cleveland’s Grog Shop. exists between performer Columbus Boston radio station 88.9 FM describes her and audience. He usually natives in their natural ele- ment, head to best by saying, “Sivertson recalls the liberty of performs in a beat-up pair of jeans, a tattered The Cove in Geneva on July 2. Joni Mitchell, the catchy hooks of Regina Spe- button up shirt and an old fedora. His look is a ktor and the orchestral leanings of Feist, while perfect representation of what RWB represents; POETIC REPUBLIC still creating a fresh, new sound.” Her piano honest rock ‘n’ roll music. Hip-Hop artists Poetic Republic will make driven ditties are like a summer day: warm, During most songs Terry contorts his face and their return to Cleveland’s Grog Shop on July inviting, and sweet. body in ways that are weird and unorthodox. 3. Fans of The Roots, Common, and Jurassic Sivertson is originally from Cleveland, He screams with an open mouth, his eyes bug 5 will fi nd comfort in Poetic Republic’s old but when it came time to choose a college she decided to leave Ohio and attend Emerson PORT CONNEAUT, OHIO College in Boston. By the end of her freshman year Siverston was ready to release her fi rst Capt. Corky Erdman full-length album La Di Da. Her second full- (440) 599-8273 length, How to Run Away, was released last March and it has received praise from critics. or (440) 593-3755 Northeast Performer Magazine calls it “a sweet [email protected] and genuine album that will have fans singing along and skipping down the street.” Currently Openings Available Siverston is wrapping up her fi rst American tour. The How to Run Away tour ends in the all Summer! beginning of July, but not before Siverston makes a stop in her hometown on July 5. ...and after ROCK ‘N’ ROLL FLEA MARKET As part of the Waterloo Arts Festival, a day on the The Beachland Ballroom will host a Rock ‘n’ Roll Flea Market on June 26. Vendors selling lake, how about records, CDs, vintage clothes, antiques, col- lectables, art and more will gather from noon a pizza from to 6 p.m. Admission is free. 6/28- Gwen Stacy and Inhale Exhale (Pea- Franco's Pizzaria! body’s) When these two bands hit the stage circle pits, hardcore dancing, and chaos ensue. They aren’t well known in the mainstream, but their fans are extremely loyal. Look for a fervent performance by hometown boys Inhale Franco's Exhale. 6/30 - Neon Trees, Paper Tongues, Civil Twilight and Evaline @ The House Of Blues Neon Trees’ “Animal” is one of the hottest Pizza alternative rock songs in the country. Its con- tagious energy has people all over the country 570 State Street dancing. See this band before they completely blow up. 7/06 - The Smashing Pumpkins @ The Conneaut House Of Blues One of the most legendary alternative rock (440) 593-1556 bands is making a comeback. Without The Smashing Pumpkins the ‘90s would have been a very different time. Their affect on popular WE DELIVER! music is still felt today.

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They Independence Day, communities’ party to the fi reworks to frighten off their enemies well were explosives in their simplest form. Gun- sights and sounds of huge fi reworks displays. before the United States was even a dream. powder- which blows up rather quickly around They usually start at dusk and hopefully it’s a When fi reworks were introduced to America a fl ame - created a terrifi c bang but a rather brief glow. Other than that, there was little else to see. Over time, inventors discovered that us- ing different chemical compounds with greater amounts of oxygen made the explosives burn brighter and longer, creating the special color- effects everyone enjoys nowadays. The multi-colored, multi-layered displays began in the 1830s. Italians added trace amounts of metals that burn at higher tem- peratures, thus creating beautiful colors. Many different additives also enhanced interesting effects. Calcium deepens colors, titanium cre- ates the sparks, and zinc is responsible for the humongous smoke clouds. Other ingredients include strontium-salts, which give off the bright red glow and copper which creates their blueness. Aluminum and magnesium brought together during explosion enhances their golden hue. With today’s tradition of pyrotech- nics, many community displays can be seen for miles and miles. Northeastern Ohio follows in the country’s tradition. Towns all over the area will be host- ing fi reworks and pyrotechnic displays that the ancient Chinese and Italians would envy. Below is a list of some area towns and cities that will be holding fi reworks displays:

July 3: - Chardon: Dusk at Chardon High School - North Ridgeville: Dusk at South Central Park - Medina: Dusk at Medina High School - Independence: Dusk at Elmwood Park July 4: - Avon Lake: Dusk at Miller Park Road - Willoughby Hills: 9:45 p.m. at South High School 16 www.northcoastvoice.com • (440) 415-0999 June 23 - July 7, 2010 - Strongsville: Dusk at Foltz Athletic Field the ultimate commitment for our freedom and Kozesky. “It’s a big part of the culture inside of Combine those facts with standard chuck- - Conneaut: Dusk at Conneaut Township Park safety. Yes we do see more people here for our our community and Conneaut is proud of that o-luck, fl oating ducks, cornhole tossing, - Geneva-on-the-Lake: Dusk at the Geneva-on- fi reworks displays and we appreciate the time fact. It takes some work to put this together, souvenirs and fi ne festival cuisine, it is hard the-Lake Golf Resort. they take to come here and celebrate it with but fortunately we have a number of commu- to beat the four-day weekend in Conneaut. To - Cleveland: 10 p.m. down in the Flats us.” nity members who step up annually to become fi nd Conneaut’s annual shindig, travel east on - Cleveland: Nautica Queen; Dinner and Fire- The city of Conneaut - in the farthest corner a big part of it. My hats off to all those in Route 90 to the last exit in Ohio - Conneaut/ works at 10 p.m. of northeastern Ohio - holds an annual festival Conneaut who step up every year and take this Andover Route 7. Head north on Route 7 until - Cuyahoga Falls: Dusk with the Cleveland on the lakefront at Lakeview Park every year. task on.” One of those community members is reaching the lakefront by the Port of Conneaut Orchestra It usually lasts the entire holiday weekend and Shelly Bailey - who is in charge of the whole Public Dock. A quick left will put a traveler - Eastlake: 10 p.m. at Classic Car Stadium is considered by non-residents as the grand- event for the very fi rst time. “This (festival) right in the heart of the lakefront carnival. - Mentor-on-the-Lake: Dusk at the Mentor daddy of all Independence Day festivals. The is so important for our community. I would “We encourage visitors to try out our fes- Harbor Yacht Club. pyrotechnics are always seen on the last day of certainly not like to see it fall by the wayside,” tival this year and stay for the weekend,” said - Mentor: 9:50 p.m. at Mentor Civic Park the festival, which this year falls on July 4. The said Bailey. “Many families come to town and Bailey. “Everyone will fi nd something to do bombs usually go off at 10 p.m. Thousands spend their entire weekend with us. This year, and the weekend will go by fast.” High volume tourist communities always fl ock to the local shoreline at Conneaut Town- we are having a Dee-jay, and a local band, the In some vacation benefi t from fi reworks displays in the summer. ship Park or to the festival itself to gasp at the Kingpins, will be playing. We also have signed resorts, every sum- Folks travel from outside their towns and cities wondrous display. (the band) Gutterboy for this year’s festival; mer night is a to visit area businesses and spend a little coin The aesthetics of Lakeview Park provide and of course the fi reworks on Sunday.” carnival. before the evening’s explosive main event. the ideal backdrop for a carnival. With cool “We continually have a number of fun things Gene- Mentor-on-the-Lake Fire Chief Bob Ma- lake breezes blowing in, tourists can be seen to do during the day,” said Bailey. “For one, honey, whose community will be celebrating wandering the grounds enjoying a multitude of we have an Elvis impersonator here and we courtesy of the Mentor Harbor Yacht Club, is food, games, rides and entertainment. The Di- will be holding the Little Miss Firecracker appreciative of the tourists visiting his district Pofi Memorial Slow-Pitch softball league holds Contest, the Little Lady Liberty on July 4. His colleague, Chief of Police Joe a tournament annually in which out-of-town Pageant and the Miss Fourth of Doran, respects the sacrifi ces that others have teams compete - usually very well. The festival July Contest. We also hold made in order to make these nationwide cel- begins on Thursday night July 1, at 6 p.m. with a Patriotic Pet Contest ebrations possible. a parade and closes Sunday after the display. and of course, there “Oh, I’m a very big fan of Independence Parking is available, but can come with a slight is our Conneaut Day,” said Mahoney. “We are fortunate that stroll to get to the carnival grounds. Idol Show.” the Mentor Harbor Yacht Club always takes The festival is a big part of the fourth ward care of the (fi reworks) yearly. We see a number in Conneaut. Councilman Tom Kozesky antici- of people from out of town who come here to pates the weekend and is thankful for fi nancial watch the show. Yes, we have a very decent support the community and his own district turn-out here.” receive when these tourists visit. Families “It honors the birth of our nation,” said especially are attracted to the shoreline this Chief Doran. “It gives us, as a nation and com- time of year. munity, the opportunity to in a “We see a lot of families get together just patriotic way to honor those people who gave to attend our Fourth of July festival,” said Biscotti’s Restaurant Because you’re worth it! AUTHENTIC ITALIAN Upscale Dining in a Relaxed, Intimate, Atmosphere. CUISINE

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Wow! It’s mid June already and I thought I choice of walnut wood that was used and the mating the value. I never was so happy to be It’s quite surprising to know how many differ- just returned from a guitar show that was in 3pc neck. The hardware was also of a higher wrong. It turns out that it was made by Lud- ent companies were building ukelele’s in the April. It felt like it was just last week. Where standard than most ukes that I’ve seen. I could wig, The drum company back before they were 20’s. Companies like Bacon, Bruno, Gibson, is the time going? I guess time really does fl y also tell that the instrument had been played popular for their drums. It was a Wendall Hall Gretsch, Slingerland, Martin, Regal, Harmony, when you’re having fun (or too busy to smell a lot by its worn fi ngerboard, which is also a “professional” model. After looking at a few etc... etc... just to name a few. The Hawai- the rose). Either way it’s fl ying by. good indicator that the previous owners liked sites I found out that it is a highly sought after ian music was all the fad after the Lewis and I’m really glad that I made the decision years the way that instrument Clark Exposition in 1905 in Portland Oregon. ago to start repairing and building musical it sounded by those In Seattle in 1909 there was a Alaska-Yukon instruments. It has given me the opportunity to or that it was who play -Pacifi c Expo that featured continuous live see many different instruments from the past played by a and collect performances of Hawaiian music. During the as well as the present .I even have seen some professional. them. It summer of 1909, over 3.7 million people from drawings of guitars that my 10 yr. old son has I told the is like the all over the world had attended the expo. For drawn up of what the guitar may look like in customer that crème de many, it was their fi rst encounter of “Hawaiian” the future. they were la creme of music. It seems today we are experiencing a I have started to see a large “insurgence” in relatively banjoukes. comeback of the instruments of the past. Many the ukulele world lately. I enjoy when old common but Its value new performers are singing some big hits, such instruments come in my shop because it gives this one being is set at as “Somewhere over the Rainbow” and other me an excuse to look it up on the internet to of such high 1000.00 to songs too on the ukulele. There are count- fi nd out as much about it as I can. I recently quality that 1400.00. less videos on YouTube with performances of had a 1920’s banjoukelele come in the shop to it could be Whenever people playing the ukes. It has even spawned be repaired. The customer had found it in their worth as much I can fi nd me to design a new ukulele myself. I have a basement and had been there for years. It was as 300 to 400 that type of pretty large selection of wood that is too small the grandfather’s instrument. I could tell right dollars. Well, I looked it up on the wide world information, I like to print it out so that I can to build any full size guitars from and so the away that it was a well built banjouke by the web and found out I was grossly underesti- give it to the customer. ukulele would be the perfect fi t for all this good wood that I have laying around. I encourage If You Can Dream It, anyone who has an old ukulele lying around up in the attic or down in the basement to wipe off I Can Build It. the dust on it and try to get it playing again. Or you can always contact me at (440) 474-2141 or [email protected] to come give you a hand. You never know, it might be worth #AR 3IDE0ICK 5P  #AR 3IDE0ICK 5P   more than you had ever imagined. Of course (UBBARD2DIN-ADISONs  (UBBARD2DIN-ADISONs   Custom Designs that holds true for any type of stringed instru- Guitars ment that you might fi nd lying around. I truly Basses enjoy doing research on older instruments. I Acoustic fi nd that it broadens my knowledge and gives Electric me another way of serving my customers. So Mandolins with that in mind I will leave you to go looking Double Necks for that “Stradivarious”, or 1830’s “Lacote” Harp Guitars guitar, or any other treasures you might fi nd Major Repairs

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Yet another installment of the incon- bad guys who’ve framed Hannibal and the Daddy Combes) assigns the kid to fl y to jolly sistent genre of remade TV shows. boys in order to get them. old England to escort the wayward rocker to a It’s a quick and easy way to start a project There’s a lot less of that familiar clever 306 big show at LAs Greek Theater. by grabbing an already familiar and popular trickery and misdirection going on here than That trip will become a minefi eld of dope theme. It’s also dangerous. THE BEVERLY the usual blowing lots of stuff up and shooting. booze and sex based pitfalls that jeopardize HILLBILLIES took beloved and well-known The noise and non-stop action do get tiresome. the plans success as well as Aaron’s heretofore characters and turned them into vulgar and And it seems to be a lot more than the meager sobriety and chastity. cheap cartoons. I hated that one. plot demands. 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Percy Jackson was skirting right behind, ing by legions around the is no ordinary teenager...he’s just learned he’s the punk era of the mid to world and is revered by the son of Poseidon and is accused of stealing late 1970s and a Southern generations of musicians. Zeus’ lightning bolt – the most powerful weap- California all girl rock Yet, their incredible suc- on ever created! With storm clouds brewing, band called the Runaways. cess story has, up to this Percy embarks on an incredible cross-country Indeed, one of rock and roll point, remained largely journey to prove his innocence, recover the history’s unsung bands to untold. Now comes the new bolt and prevent a war amongst the gods that have emerged in musical documentary Rush: Beyond could destroy our world! This title’s release history. The fi lm adapta- The Lighted Stage, the fi rst comprehensive date is June 29, 2010. tion of the rise and fall of 2010 exploration of the extraordinary power trio. the band is an eye-opening CONNEAUT, OHIO Featuring never-before-seen archival foot- Forty years ago, Harriet Vanger disappeared experience, especially for those who may not age and interviews with notables such as Jack from a family gathering have heard of the band or may have only a Black, Billy Corgan, Trent Reznor, Taylor on the island owned and small amount of exposure to the music of any THURSDAY EVENINGS Hawkins (Foo Fighters), Kirk Hammett (Me- inhabited by the powerful one of the band members; most famously, Joan 6-9pm (JUNE THRU AUG) tallica) and Gene Simmons, this fi lm explores Vanger clan. Her body was Jett (Kristen Stewart), Lita Ford (Scout Taylor- 5:30-8:30 (AUG. 19 THRU SEPT. 30) the forty-year career and phenomenon behind never found, yet her beloved Compton), Cherie Currie (Dakota Fanning), what could be the world’s biggest cult band. uncle is convinced it was Sandy West (Stella Maeve), and Jackie Fox; This 2-disc DVD in deluxe packaging features murder and that the killer is Fox is given the fi ctitious name of Robin (Alia Conneaut Twp. Park over 3 hours of video, including a 1.5 hour a member of his own tightly Shawkat) due to her refusal to use her name in ON THE BEACH! bonus disc of never-before-seen live perfor- knit but dysfunctional fam- the fi lm. Director Floria Sigismondi captures mances, special features, and deleted scenes ily. He employs disgraced the decade’s images, the fashion (bell bot- MUSIC BY: from the fi lm. A 12 page color booklet of rare fi nancial journalist Mikael toms, platform shoes, feathered hair) but most and unreleased photos is also included. This Blomkvist (Michael Nyqvist) importantly, the music of the Runaways that The Lighthouse Sounds title’s release date is June 29, and the tattooed and troubled but resourceful provides the soundtrack. The Runaways along 2010. computer hacker Lisbeth Salander (Noomi with their male counterparts, the 50/50 Drawings & Events Rapace) to investigate. When the pair link Har- helped the listening public keep guitar driven Door Prizes Based on the books by Rick riet s disappearance to a number of grotesque rock amidst the dance fever that was riding Riordan, Percy Jackson and murders from almost forty years ago, they the wave of the decade. However, fame and Food & Concessions by the Olympians: The Lightning begin to unravel a dark and appalling family success does not come without unfortunate Pat & Bob Haas Thief is an exciting action fi lm history. But the Vanger s are a secretive clan, circumstances, ironies, and clichés that are rich with ancient mythology, and Blomkvist and Salander are about to fi nd explicitly displayed throughout this fairytale Picnic & Pavilion areas on location yet set squarely in the 21st out just how far they are prepared to go to rags to riches story. This title will be released century. Enriched by strong protect themselves. This title will be released on July 20, 2010. special effects and some po- on July 6, 2010.

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LIVE ENTERTAINMENT FEATURING:

Model Airplanes-Saturday, June 19th Wed., June 23 - Legacy 1-5 p.m. This event is free. Fri., June 25 - Brick House Blues

Sat., June 26-Summer Jazz Series Summer Jazz on the Vine Series Kick-off Festival Sun., June 27-Summer Jazz Series

Saturday, June 26th & Sunday, June 27th Wed., June 30-Larry Smith Fri., July 2-Four Kings Sponsored by 107.3 The Wave, Ohio Magazine, Stanek Windows, Jay Honda and Sat., July 3-Back at Ya! Ameriprise Financial. Sun., July 4th-Hatrick Featuring Great Music, Great Wine & Beer, & Great Food. Winery opens at noon on Saturday and at 1 p.m. on Sunday. Wed., July 7-Dennis Ford Fri., July 9-Light of Day Saturday featuring: FORECAST• Sunday featuring: JOE McBRIDE Sat., July 10-Blues de Ville Free Admission • Rain or Shine Sun., July 11-Casey O Medicine YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO BRING IN ANY COOLERS OR FOOD. Show There is a $4 parking donation to the Greater Western Reserve Boy Scouts of America. Entertainment plays on Normal Business Hours: Monday & Tuesday Noon-6 p.m.; Wednesday & Friday 7-11 p.m.; Saturday 3:30- Friday Noon-11 p.m.; Thursday & Saturday Noon-8 p.m.; Sunday 1-6 p.m. 7:30 p.m.; Sunday 2:30-5:30 p.m.

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Fri. July 2nd Hatrick (Rock n Roll) 5750 S. MADISON RD. (RT. 528) • MADISON, OH • 44057 Sat. July 3rd Andy's Last Band (Rock n roll) Sun. July 4th Winey-Margarita Party Ed Michael's Jazz Duo

Fri. July 9th Friday, June 25th Lost Sheep Band (Rock n Roll) Party begins at 7:00 p.m. Come out for an evening of wine margaritas and music Sat. July 10th provided by Evil Ways. Luau attire highly recommended. Reservations are not Four Kings (Motown Rock) required but they are recommended. Sun. July 11th Mal Barron Jazz Music plays Friday & Saturday from 7:30-10:30 p.m. & Sunday from 4-7.

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