IN THIS PROG JUDGE // THE SKINNING ROOM Mega-City One, 2132 AD. Home to 400 million citizens, this vast urban nightmare is situated along the eastern coast of post-apocalyptic North America. With overcrowding rife and unemploy- ment endemic, crime is rampant. Empowered to dispense instant justice, only the Judges can prevent total anarchy. Toughest of them all is – he is the Law! Judge Dredd created by & Carlos Ezquerra

DEFOE // A MURDER OF ANGELS 1669. It is three years since London was devastated by the Great Fire, the inferno caused by a comet passing over the capital. But from the ashes rose the undead, hungry for the flesh of the living. Protecting the populace is Titus DEFOE, who leads an elite squad of zombie hunters. Now the undead hordes have been released from their pens and are besieging the Tower of London... Defoe created by Pat Mills & Leigh Gallagher

AGE OF THE WOLF // PART ONE New Thrill! London, November 2016. The world has found itself living under a permanent full moon. Scien- tists are baffled, while religious groups believe it’s the end of days. As winter falls and tensions rise, young Rowan Morrigan is attempting to flee the city, only to discover that something more than panic has brought out the beast in man... Age of the Wolf created by Alec Worley & Jon Davis-Hunt

LOW LIFE // HOSTILE TAKEOVER Mega-City One, 2132. Justice Department has many divisions within it – Tek, Psi-Div, PSU – and for undercover operations there is Wally Squad. So called because Judges have to adopt the bizarre fashions of the citizens to blend in, it’s a dangerous job living on the streets – and for Judges like Dirty Frank, operating in the Big Meg’s most rundown area, insanity is a way of life... created by &

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IFC (1700 NERVE CENTRE).indd 1 18/08/2010 17:29 Sample file FIRST OFF, THIS MEETING HE WAS JOHN WAGNER SHOULD KNOW WE’VE RECEIVED PROCESSED WORD THAT FORMER CHIEF IMMEDIATELY AND BEN WILLSHER JUDGE MARTIN SINFIELD ASSIGNED TO A WORK HAS ARRIVED ON CHRIS BLYTHE TITAN. GANG. ANNIE PARKHOUSE

SINFIELD!

THE SKINNING ROOM

HEY, CHIEF JUDGE, ANY CHANCE OF A FREE PARDON?

\’M AN Sample file INNOCENT MAN, CHIEF \ WAS SUCK JUDGE! \ WAS FRAMED THIS, CHIEF FRAMED! TOO! JUDGE! SILENCE!

YOU’RE THE ONE THAT PUT HIM ISSUED MY TITAN TICKET, IN THE MEETH MARTY. HOW ABOUT THAT? BOX! NOW YOU’RE HERE \’VE GOT A FEELING WE’RE GOING TO GET REAL WELL ACQUAINTED!

P.01-06 (DREDD-SKINNING ROOM 1).indd 1 18/08/2010 17:21 THERE’LL COLLECT BE NO HARASSING YOUR TOOLS AND JOIN THIS MAN! HE’S YOUR WORKGANG, JUST ONE OF SINFIELD. YOU NOW!

IF HE’S IN THE GENERAL \’VE GIVEN THAT POPULATION, CHIEF JUDGE, SOME CONSIDERATION. \ DON’T \ QUITE YOU UNDERSTAND IT WILL BELIEVE IT WILL DO ANY HARM FOR AGREE. BE IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP THE CITIZENS TO KNOW WE TREAT HIS PRESENCE THERE OUR OWN AS HARSHLY AS A SECRET. WE TREAT THEM.

OTHER BUSINESS. MARGARET, YOU HAVE THE QUOTES ON THAT TROUSER CONTRACT _

YET ANOTHER ANOTHER ENDLESS THE PRICE HE MUST COUNCIL MEETING. COUNCIL MEETING. PAY FOR ASSISTING Sample file FRANCISCO’S RETURN.

IT COULD BE WORSE. HE COULD BE SITTING IN FRANCISCO’S CHAIR.

THE NUMBER OF CRIMINAL-RELATED SURVEILLANCES DROPPED TO EIGHTY-FOUR PER CENT AT PSU, WHILE _ AND \ THINK BUELL WILL BACK ME UP ON THIS _ THE NUMBER OF INTERNAL SURVEILLANCES _ THAT IS, SURVEILLANCE SPECIFICALLY TARGETED AT JUDGES AND JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEES _ ROSE BY OVER FOUR HUNDRED PER CENT.

THIS HE SAW IS UNDER PLOTS AGAINST HIM SINFIELD? FROM EVERY QUARTER. WITH GOOD REASON, AS IT TURNED OUT.

P.01-06 (DREDD-SKINNING ROOM 1).indd 2 18/08/2010 17:21 THE PROBLEM THE HE FEELS LIKE HIS BRAIN IS CLEAR. YOU’VE CRIME STATS IS BEING SLOWLY SUCKED SEEN THE CRIME SEEM QUITE OUT THROUGH A STRAW. STATS. GOOD TO ME. IN FACT, THEY’VE NEVER BEEN BETTER. SURELY THERE CAN’T BE SO MANY THINGS TO TALK ABOUT? SO MANY TEDIOUS, TEDIOUS THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. THAT BRINGS US TO DREDD’S BUSINESS. SURE, THEY LOOK FINE, VASS _ UNTIL YOU PROBE DEEPER. CRIMES AGAINST MUTANTS DREDD? SINCE EXPELLED AREN’T RECORDED. SEVERAL WHAT’S CRIMES HAVE BEEN THAT - ? DOWNGRADED TO SIMPLE MISDEMEANOURS THIS MOTION OF YOURS, WHAT WE HAVE RE-IMPOSE ORDER IS A CRIMEWAVE. BY CRACKDOWN. PUBLIC OBEDIENCE IS AT DISCUSS. AN ALL-TIME LOW. UNDER SINFIELD THE CITY HAS DESCENDED TO A STATE OF NEAR-ANARCHY.

IT’S THERE’S A IT’S ALL TO DO SOMETHING CERTAIN AIR WITH THE MUTANT \’VE NOTICED OF LAWLESSNESS SITUATION. TOO. ABOUT _ CONTEMPT FOR AUTHORITY.

THE CITIZENS HAVE BEEN ALLOWED RATHER TOO MUCH LATITUDE, \ THINK.

ZERO SO TOLERANCE, MAXIMUM YOUR SOLUTION IS PUBLICITY. CRACKDOWN?

START WITH SECTOR 50 _ THAT’S SHOWN THE HIGHEST RISE IN MAJOR CRIME OUTSIDE THE HAB ZONE _ AND THEY HAVE AN EMPTY ISO-BLOCK, SampleA FORMER MUTANTS-ONLY file FACILITY, WAITING FOR OCCUPATION. WE DRAFT IN EVERY AVAILABLE HELMET. WE BRING IN SENIOR CADETS FROM THE ACADEMY, USE ROBOTS WHERE APPLICABLE. WE SWAMP THE SECTOR, BOOK EVERY WORM THAT SQUIRMS.

WHEN WE’RE FINISHED WITH FIFTY, WE MOVE ON. WE KEEP DRIVING THE MESSAGE HOME _ LET THE PEOPLE KNOW THE PARTY’S OVER.

YOU HAVE SOMEONE IN MIND TO ORGANISE THIS?

OH, \’M SURE WE \... CAN SPARE YOU FOR NATURALLY A WHILE _ DESPITE THOUGHT YOUR VALUABLE MYSELF. CONTRIBUTIONS.

OF COURSE, IT MAY BE NECESSARY TO MISS OUT ON A FEW OF THESE MEETINGS WHILE THE OPERATION IS ONGOING. WITH REGRET.

P.01-06 (DREDD-SKINNING ROOM 1).indd 3 18/08/2010 17:21 HELLO, HELLO. \’M MR SKINNER. COME IN, COME IN.

YOU’VE COME ABOUT THE ADVERT, \ SUPPOSE.

CAN \ GET YOU SOMETHING? A NICE CUP OF MOCK CHOC? A DRINK, PERHAPS? YES, YOU MUST HAVE A SO, WHAT BRINGS DRINK. YOU TO DEAR OLD FIFTY? \ PIN ONE NIFTY FIFTY, WE CALL IT. UP SOMETIMES IT’S OLD JUST BECAUSE IT RHYMES, BY THE ZOOM STOP. MARYLAND, REALLY. NOTHING YOU BROUGHT IT SIT MADE RIGHT HERE PARTICULARLY NIFTY WITH YOU? GOOD, DOWN, SIT IN SECTOR 50. ABOUT IT. GOOD. DOWN. RIGHT HERE.

ALL ALONE? WELL, YES, ENJOY THAT? OH DEAR. THAT’S \ HAVE A VERY A LITTLE ON A SHAME. AND NICE ROOM. ONLY THE BITTER SIDE? YOU SAW MY FOR THE RIGHT TYPE THAT’SSample JUST THE file ADVERT. OF GENTLEMAN, OF WAY THEY MAKE COURSE. IT THESE DAYS. IT’S THE FASHION. AND \ KNOW A BIT ABOUT FASHION, OH YES.

WHERE’S THE DOOR, \ HEAR BUT YOU THINKING. THAT’S \ CAN SEE THE GIMMICK. SEE, \ YOU’RE AN JUST TAP IN THE CODE OKAY GUY. A DRINK ON THE CLOCK SQUARE JOE. UP AND \’LL HERE _ AN UPRIGHT SHOW YOU THE DWIGHT. ROOM.

YOU WOULDN’T KNOW IT WAS THERE. ISN’T THAT CLEVER?

P.01-06 (DREDD-SKINNING ROOM 1).indd 4 18/08/2010 17:21 COME IN, COME THIS IN. IS WHERE \ KEEP MY CLOTHES. MY SPECIAL CLOTHES.

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\ MAKE THEM MYSELF, YOU KNOW. LIKE \ SAID, \ KNOW A BIT ABOUT FASHION. AND \ ALWAYS THINK NOTHING BEATS THE FEEL OF SKIN.

GOOD HONEST SKIN. MMMMM...

P.01-06 (DREDD-SKINNING ROOM 1).indd 5 18/08/2010 17:21 FEELING NOT AS SOFT AS YOU’D A LITTLE WOBBLY, LIKE, \ KNOW, BUT YOU SHOULDN’T ARE WE? THERE, YOU BE SPENDING TOO LONG IN IT. NO, JUST LIE BACK ON NO, NOT TOO LONG AT ALL. \ THE BED. THAT’S THINK WE CAN SAFELY IT. GOOD, SAY THAT. GOOD.

JUST CRYING OUT TO BE MADE. OH, \ KNOW, A LITTLE ROUGH ON MR PINK, WHEN ALL HE WANTED WAS A ROOM.

NOW LET’S JUST HANG MR PINK BACK UP. WOULDN’T WANT HIM GETTING IN A MESS.

SUCH A NICE YOUNG MAN. AS SOON AS \ SAW HIM \ THOUGHT TO MYSELF _ TANK TOP. TANK TOP AND A NICE PAIR OF CHINOS.

BUT THAT’S THE LUCK OF THE DRAW. SOME YOU WIN, SOME YOU LOSE. WE CAN’T ALL BE LUCKY IN LIFE.Sample file

SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD _ TOO MANY, REALLY. AND AFTER ALL, HE DID MAKE SUCH A LOVELY OUTFIT.

SO ALL IN ALL \ DON’T FEEL TOO GUILTY ABOUT WHAT \ DID TO POOR MR PINK, OR ANY OF MY LODGERS. OH NO. \ CAN HONESTLY SAY \ FEEL QUITE COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN.

AND \’M SURE \’M GOING TO FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE IN YOURS...

NEXT PROG SKIN JOB!

P.01-06 (DREDD-SKINNING ROOM 1).indd 6 18/08/2010 17:21