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All contents © 2017 Rebellion A/S, unless specifically stated otherwise. 2000 AD® is a registered WATERSTONES, WEST END, EDINBURGH, 12.30PM trademark. Reproduction, storage in a retrieval system or transmission in any form or by any means without prior permission of Rebellion is strictly forbidden. 2000 AD must not be sold for more than the selling price shown on the cover. Any resemblance to people living or dead, or to any companies or institutions (except for satirical purposes) is unintended 25TH FEBRUARY and purely coincidental. Printed in Great Britain by PCP. Distribution/Trade Enquiries: Seymour, 2 East Poultry Avenue, STEVE YEOWELL, LEAH MOORE, JOHN REPPION London EC1A 9PT. Tel: 020-7429-4000. ISSN 0262 284X. TMO assisted by Cyber-Matt. Design by SAM 2.0, OZ-BRN-1 & MA2. & NICK PERCIVAL Damage Report: Chaos at the edge of Zragian space as customs officials are going through the luggage of tourists, looking for TRAVELLING MAN, MANCHESTER, 1PM any copies of 2000 AD in their possession, and even asking them what their opinions are of The Mighty One. Tharg can IAN EDGINTON & D’ISRAELI stand it no longer — brandishing a copy of the 40th anniversary prog, he shows them what cosmic zarjazness looks like! NOSTALGIA & COMICS, BIRMINGHAM, 1PM WWW.2000ADONLINE.COM FOR SUBS ENQUIRIES, BACK ISSUES AND MERCHANDISE CALL 01865 797022 OR VISIT SHOP.2000ADONLINE.COM THE FUGITIVE SECTOR ZERO OPERATIVE HAS BEEN CAUGHT _ BUT HAS NAMED JUDGE BRASS AS ONE OF HIS CO-CONSPIRATORS... THIS IS SCRIPT BULLSHIT! MICHAEL DREDD, YOU’RE CARROLL NOT BUYING IT, ART ARE YOU? HENRY FLINT LETTERS ANNIE PARKHOUSE SHE DOESN’T RECOGNISE ME, OF COURSE _ \’VE CHANGED MY FACE SEVERAL TIMES SINCE WE LAST MET _ BUT \ KNEW HER. DEEP IN THE HEART : 08 SECTOR ZERO FELL DURING THE CHAOS RIOTS IN MEGA-CITY ONE... ‘THE BUG HIT DALLAS HARD. HE WAS AN EMPATH ‘WHEN THE RAGE SUBSIDED, _ HE ABSORBED THE MADNESS WAS STILL ALL THE PANIC THERE. HE COULD ONLY FOCUS AND CRAZINESS ON THE MISSION: BRING ORDER SO HE AROUND HIM. TO THE CITY AT ANY COST.’ CALLED IN THE LAWLORDS.* Sample file *THARGNOTE: SEE ‘CASCADE’, PROGS 1894-1899. RIGHT. BUT BRASS WAS ALREADY ESTABLISHED HERE IN TEXAS CITY. SHE _ ENOUGH! DREDD, THIS CREEP’S MURDERED A DOZEN BADGES IN THE PAST HOUR _ IT’S A SAFE BET HE’S CAPABLE OF LYING! SHE’S COVERED HER TRACKS WELL, BUT DIG DEEP ENOUGH AND YOU’LL FIND THE TRUTH. ALL SHE RUN A HAS TO DO IS SCAN ON HER SPEAK HER TRIGGER HYPOTHALAMUS. ALL PHRASE AND _ BOOM! DEEP-COVER OPERATIVES ALL THE PROOF YOU’LL NEED. BRASS PUT WERE IMPLANTED HERSELF FORWARD FOR WITH A SUB-CRANIAL THIS MISSION BECAUSE EXPLOSIVE. TINY, BUT SHE’S THE BEST JUDGE VERY POWERFUL. IN THE CITY. ERIN, TELL ME THERE’S NO TRUTH TO ANY OF THIS _ NOW YOU KNOW WHY. Sample file YOU EVEN DROKKING TWITCH WHICH ONE AND \’LL PUT WERE YOU? HUNSACKER? GOOD WORK. AN INCENDIARY IN GAUDIANO? DOESN’T \ DIDN’T WANT TO EACH EYE! MATTER _ YOU’D NEVER HAVE TO _ TELL ME. YOU PEOPLE RUINED MY LIFE! YOU TOLD US WE WERE JUDGES _ AND WE HAD NO REASON TO DOUBT THAT! YOU WERE JUDGES. JUST NOT... OFFICIAL. ERIN, FREE ME. \’VE GOT SPARE IDENTITIES, ALL THE RESOURCES WE’LL EVER NEED. WE CAN START OVER. Sample file BUT YOU NEED TO FINISH DREDD. HE WON’T GIVE UP OTHERWISE. LEWIS IS A PLANT? HA! HE’S SUCH A HYPOCRITE. CHASING DOWN COVERT AGENTS WHEN HE AND HERSHEY HAVE EMBEDDED ONE OF THEIR OWN IN TC’S GRAND HALL. SHE’S A PSI _ AND VERY GOOD AT REMAINING UNDETECTED. AT A PUSH, YES. THEY’LL BE TRACKING THIS H-WAGON _ CAN THIS THING CARRY TWO? ASIDE FROM THE ARE PRISONERS DREDD WE REALLY TOOK LAST YEAR, \ ALL THAT’S BELIEVE SO. WITHOUT LEFT? HUBERT BADGER, THE REST ARE AIMLESS. AND THERE’S CHEYENNE, OF COURSE... BUT GRUD KNOWS WHAT THEY’VE LEFT OF HER BRAIN NOW. ERIN, Sample file YOU’LL HAVE TO TERMINATE DUKE TOO. \ KNOW HE’S A FRIEND BUT THAT’S THE... STOMM. YOU’RE TOO GOOD A SHOT. YOU LEFT THEM ALIVE ON PURPOSE, DIDN’T YOU? \ BELIEVED \ WAS A JUDGE! \ THOUGHT \ WAS WORKING FOR THE GREATER GOOD! ‘WHEN SECTOR ZERO FELL, MY HANDLER TOLD ME THE TRUTH. ‘NOW YOU’VE CONFIRMED THAT WE’RE THE LAST ACTIVE OPERATIVES _ ’ _ SO IT’S TIME TO END Sample file THIS! BRASS... DON’T. SORRY \ SHOT YOU, DREDD _ BUT HE WOULDN’T TALK IF HE BELIEVED YOU WERE GOING TO LIVE. AND \ HAD TO BE SURE HE WAS THE LAST ONE. GOODBYE, DUKE. IT’S BEEN FUN. NO! ALL \ ‘THE EVER WANTED WAS STARS AT NIGHT TO BE A GOOD ARE BIG AND JUDGE. BRIGHT.’ SHE... SHE WAS MY PARTNER FOR YEARS. SAVED MY LIFE MORE TIMES THAN \ CAN COUNT. THE BEST DAMN UNIFORM \ EVER KNEW. MY CLOSEST FRIEND _ AND \ DIDN’T KNOW THE TRUTH. \’M DONE, DREDD. \’M HANDING IN MY BADGE. DUKE, \’M NOT KNOWN FOR Dear Dad, DOLING OUT ADVICE, SO CONSIDER THIS A ONE-OFF. My mission with Judge Dredd has come to an end. Tragically, we lost Erin Brass in the line of duty. She was honoured for her bravery at a brief ceremony conducted by Chief Judge Lewis. Funny thing. There was something important I was going to say to the Chief, but whatever it was popped out of my head the moment I saw her.