erver THE STUDENT VOICE OF FORDHAM COLLEGE AT LINCOLN CENTER VOLUME XVIII, issue 3 March 9, 2000 www.fclcobserver.com Camille Paglia Comes to Fordham Communication Professor Reappointed Original University Ruling Overruled as 10-Month Wait Comes to an End By Mary Anne Feeney By Brian J. Cuthbert ommendation The controversial cultural critic and of TRAC was feminist, Camille Paglia, lectured on The university has renewed the then passed on the state of "The North American contract of Anahid Kassabian, to Carrubba. Intellectual Tradition" in front of Assistant Professor of Communication Carrubba con- approximately 400 people at the and Media Studies, reversing a previ- sulted with the Fordham Law School's McNally ous decision after an appeal to the Council of Arts Amphitheater last February 17th. Tenure and Reappointment Appeals and Sciences During her lecture, Paglia called for Committee (IRAQ. Deans, which educators to bring back American lit- After reversing its initial decision to includes erary critics, such as Marshall not renew her contract, the university Grime; Jeffrey McLuhan, Leslie Fiedler, and Norman notified Kassabian of her reappoint- von Arx, S.J., 0. Brown. She stated that American ment on February 26, in a letter sent Dean of Rose intellectuals were wrongly abandoned by Robert Carrubba, Vice President Hill; Robert in the 1960's in order to create a sepa- for Academic Affairs. "It simply said Himmelberg, ration from the American tradition. that I am being offered a contract," Dean of the They were replaced by European crit- Kassabian said. "There is no reference Graduate ics, such as Derrida, Lacan, and to the previous denial or to the appeals School of Arts Foucault. process." and Sciences; "She has very decided views about Kassabian said she felt an incredi- and Michael the state of the academy," Joseph ble, release reading the letter, Gillan, Dean of O'Hare! S.J., President of Fordham "Though the joy is definitely tempered Liberal Studies University said. "She paints in very by confusion," she said. "I guess I'm at Lfncoln broad strokes, but I think she did strike never going to understand what went Center. After a few nerves in her caricature of acade- on the past ten months behind all consulting the Professor Anahid Kassabian micians preoccupied with critical theo- those closed doors." deans, Carrubba ry in a way that can discourage engage- Carrubba couldn't be reached for made his recommendation to David Stuhr, Associate Vice ment with the works of art themselves." comment. Fordham President, Joseph O'Hare, President for Academic Affairs, said According to O'Hare, author Tom Last August, after being notified S J., who made the final decision., the decision to reappoint Kassabian Wolfe, who attended the event, said she wouldn't be reappointed, "The amount of time taken (for the "goes well beyond the professor. It that he agreed with everything Paglia Kassabian petitioned TRAC in appeals process) was not unjust," said goes into departmental issues." said. "I'm not prepared to say that [for October. According to Rev. Robert Himmelberg. "The appeals process (continued on page 2) myself] but I (continued on page 3) Grimes, S.J., Dean of FCLC, the rec- takes time." USG Proposes Equal Dean's List Requirements For Both Campuses More FCLC students would receive academic honor under new proposal INSIDE:
By David Cauldwell
United Student Government (USG) Commentary: is proposing changes to the require- Deconstructing ments for FCLC students to make the Dean's list. As it is now, FCRH stu- DeCafe dents can get on the Dean's List with a minimum grade point average (GPA) page 6 of 3.5, while Lincoln Center students need a GPA of 3.6, according to the FEATURES: Fordham University Undergraduate Bulletin. Danielle Tarabokia, presi- The Diallo Verdict dent of USG, said the current method page 10 is unfair because it gives Rose Hill stu- dents an advantage. USG member Margaret Pesce ARTS: raised the issue at the USG meeting 'If I Selected the on February 16. Tarabokia wants to Dean Rita Hendrkks oversees the Dean's Ust selection process for FCLC propose the issue to the Steering Academy Awards' Committee that will then decide if the The Dean's List is an academic academic excellence, according to page 20 matter should be on the agenda for honor that is recorded on students' Rita Hcndricks, Assistant Dean of the next College Council meeting. transcripts and is meant to recognize FCLC. (conituned on page 4 ) News March 9,2000
New Registration Procedure Replaces Advising Forms with PIN Numbers Kassabian Reappointed (continued from page 1) By Johanna Garcia Gwenyth Jackaway, Associate Students will now have to obtain Professor of Communication and PIN numbers from their advisers to Media Studies, said Kassabian's reap- remove their registration hold, instead pointment was the right and just of handing in signed advising forms choice. According to Jackaway, there to the Academic Advising office, said rare two factions in the department and Rosemary Dejulio, Assistant Dean of they don't agree on how to run it. Academic Services. The new proce- Jackaway said discussions are ongo- dure takes place this month for regis- ing about what ideas should be at the tration for the Fall 2000 semester. center of the curriculum, and what "Registration's still by phone but kinds of teachers should be hired. now students have a three-digit PIN Brian Rose, Associate Chair of number," said' Dejulio. "Students still Communication and Media Studies, have to meet with their advisers, said: "There's no question in my mind which then enables them to go right to that at least part of the problem sur- the phone and lift the advisory hold." rounding the reappointment of "I definitely think if s a good thing," Dean Dejulio Kassabian stemmed from her media said Mason Saltarrelli, FCLC '01. "The studies orientation, an orientation that less paperwork the students have to offered the new system to Lincoln to remove the hold, they can then use seemed to be misunderstood and do, the less room for error. It just Center, since it has been in use at the their old four-digit PIN numbers for unappreciated by those who voted seems much easier all around." Rose Hill campus and works very well adding and dropping classes." Dejulio against her." c "There are a couple of reasons for there. "We're trying to streamline the also urged students to visit the "Our department is obviously in the change," Dejulio said. "The first is process here, too and make it more Academic Advising office if they need- enormous turmoil right now," said to eliminate the additional paperwork efficient," she said. ^ ed assistance. Kassabian. "I hope that my reappoint- involved and the. second is to ensure Thafs actually a very good idea," said "If s definitely a way to know the stu- ment is a signal that the university that students know who their academ- Sareh JavahetiSaatchi, FCLC '00. "It's so dent actually went to the adviser so they means to take the traditions of media ic adviser of record is. We hope to much "more efficient than the old proce- can't come back later and say they studies seriously, and to nurture the reinforce the importance of students dure with the advising forms." weren't well-advised," Saltarrelli said. development of media studies curricu- seeing their actual adviser, since they "The current course booklets offer "If a studenfs just flagging some- lum and personnel, despite our minor- now have to go to their adviser of enhanced instructions to reflect the one down in the hall to get a signature ity position in the department." record to obtain their PIN numbers." new procedure," Dejulio said. "Once on an advising form, thafs not very (continued on page 4) According to Dejulio, the Registrar students use their new PIN numbers effective advising," Dejulio said.B Living Proof: Photographer presents "Faces of AIDS" slideshow at Fordham
By Katie Jennings with AIDS as living positively because they felt the negative images of people People are living positively with with AIDS were only aiding in their AIDS was the message photographer destruction. Carolyn Jones brought to Fordham Along with another friend, George University last Wednesday, February Disippio, Jones, Liberature, and 23rd. In a 90-minute presentation called Honeycutt distributed flyers around "Faces of AIDS," Jones showed various Manhattan asking people who were photographs of people living with AIDS, HIV-positive or who had AIDS to par- while narrating stories about their lives. ticipate in the project. • Living Proof is a collection of por- A man named Ross Johnson was traits, taken by Jones, of people living the first to come forward, Jones said. with AIDS who, Jones felt, were never "He came in with no veneer. He didn't captured "living." Many of the pic- have time to have any walls up. tures taken of people with AIDS show Much to Jones' surprise, people con- them sickly and unhappy, according to tacted her from all over the country, Jones, but people with AIDS can be expressing their interest Sometimes, happy and, much of the time, are like she said, they even just showed up everyone else. unannounced at her studio. They laid Pursuit of Happiness" was released. Cynthia Rodriguez, FCLC '02. "It Jones, a fashion and portrait photog- themselves on the table, freely admit- Jones knew she had accomplished shows that anyone can get AIDS, not rapher, who has worked for magazines ting, this is what I got and how I got it" her goal when a package of letters just gay people and drug users." such as Esquire, Interview, and Italian Jones told everyone who came in to arrived at her studio one day from a Lili Figel FCLC '02, Serial Vogue, came face-to-face with AIDS bring something with them that they sixth-grade class who had. gone on a Programming to Advance a Responsible when her best friend, B.W. Honeycutt, loved and that was what she pho- field trip to the show. One student Community (SPARC) member and tested HIV-positive. tographed them with. wrote, "Anyone can get AIDS, even lit- chairperson for February, SPARC'S Wanting to do something positive Jones' show debuted in 1994 at the tle boys and little girls." Relationship Month, arranged Jones' for those living with AIDS, they col- World Trade Center, on World AIDS "I think it is inspirational. It shows visit to the FCLC campus. "If nothing laborated with business associate and Day, Since then the show has traveled [those living with AIDS] that they can else, it reinforced what I already knew— friend Michael Iiberature, who is also around the world, the book Living still be proud and do not have to hide that AIDS affects everyone, even little children," Flgei said. "Her message was HIV-positive. According to Jones, the Proof has been published, and a doc- their disease because they are still strong and she stated it very dearly."B three wanted to show people living umentary called "Living Proof and the people just like everyone else," said March 9,2000 News Razing of Coliseum Finally Begins-14 Years After It First Closed By Brian Craine the current plan, "the MTA [which owned the structure] and the City After officially closing almost 14 deserve congratulations for looking years ago, the New York Coliseum is for the greatest value for all New finally being torn down. The scaffold- Yorkers, not just jumping at the ing and the safety netting that have highest bid." begun to cover the structure are the The MAS, who opposed previous first steps in a process that won't end proposals for the site, describes itself until September. as an independent organization that If all goes as planned, the site will promotes sensible development eventually be home to a $1.6 billion, in the city. 71-story building that will include Not everyone is excited about the stores, a five-star hotel, condominium current plan, however. units, and both corporate and studio "We think its wrong to take down a space for AOLTime Warner, accord- perfectly good building with years of ing to City Hall officials. In addition, life in it to put up something that will the twin-towered building will include be very harmful, with traffic, air pollu- a new performance facility for Jazz at tion, wind and shadows," said Olive Lincoln Center. Freud of the Committee for The project still needs final Environmentally Sound Development. approval from the city and won't be "like the Trump complex on the finished until at least 2003. river and the Times Square rede- "After years of neglect, Columbus velopment, the Columbus Circle The Coliseum under construction in Columbus Circle Circle, one of New York City's great- project will dump huge numbers of est treasures, is making a comeback," riders on one of the grottiest, The New York Coliseum opened in Convention Center opened with three said Mayor Rudolph Giuliani in most disorganized, and over- 1956, calling itself the "Exposition times tiie space. a statement. taxed [subway] stations in the Capital of the World." However, lack of At the time, it seemed that the valu- Brendan Sexton, President of the system." said architectural critic space was constantly a problem. It able land the coliseum and adjoining Municipal Arts Society (MAS) said of Michael Sorkin. closed in 1986 as the Jacob Javits (continued on page 4) Camille Paglia Comes to Fordham forcing students to read European seriously, and prepared a scholarly Persaud. "She seems to have a one- intellectuals," Paglia said. She lecture. The result was impressive, dimensional view of what constitutes claimed that kind of study collapsed ' but it also kept her personality some- hackerdom. Even more jarring was after Kierkegaard and Nietzsche, what in check, at least until the ques- her comment about females still non- 19th-century German existentialists. tion and answer period." existent in hackerdom, which is sim- Paglia suggested students be given During the question and answer ply not true. She's either uninformed literature more relevant to the times period Paglia was asked who her or she's got to be kidding me." we live in now. She said we should favorite female character in the "Kudos to her for being a bitch," examine American intellectuals, such media was. "Name a bitch and I'm added Persaud. "She goes out of her as psychologist, John Dewey, philoso- a fan," she said. way to discredit her colleagues, which pher William James and writer Ralph Though she considers herself a fem- she's certainly entitled to do, but her Waldo Emerson. inist, Paglia positions herself against opinions are hardly founded. "I thought her lecture was filled the National Organization of Women . However, I don't think we should be with redundant rhetoric," said (NOW) and the feminist establishment so quick to underestimate her work Communication and Media Studies represented by Gloria Steinem, who because she does have some valid major, Seeta Persaud, FCLC '00. "She Paglia has referred to as "that points worthy of'attention. I think she certainly enjoyed the lecture," CHare did little more than lambaste the Stalinist" She says that they didn't just wants to piss people off." said. entire world population. The most I accept her in the beginning because she "She has been compared to "Students are thirsty for anything of gathered was that she didn't have a proclaimed that hormones exist McLuhan on a number of occasions, substance," Paglia said. "Students high opinion of us young people, According to Paglia, she is pro sex, art making her one of several individuals have no sense of past Their sense of which is understandable to a large and beauty, pornography, prostitution, who have been referred to as the 'new time is limited. They know less and degree since a lot of people in my gen- and celebrates the differences McLuhan'," said Sjrate. "Certainly, less. We have an entire nation headed eration have no guided conception of between the sexes. her own writing on art and media, and for some kind of disaster." the past or the present" One member of the audience asked her interest in the relationship The three American critics that she "Paglia blames our elders and pro- Paglia about the web's relationship to between media and the body, her repeatedly referred to wrote primarily fessors for not giving us more expo- mass media and why women aren't as more recent political commentary, in the 1960s. McLuhan, known for his sure to the classics," Persaud contin- seemingly prominent in 'hacking1 and and her media appearances all resem- examination of media interaction with- ued. "Frankly, there's some truth in computer technology in general. ble McLuhan's earlier activities." in society, is said to have paved the way that, but I think she made her case in Paglia said women hadn't fully Paglia is the second speaker to to thinking critically about the informa- oversimplified terms." entered the world of the computer participate in the Marshall McLuhan tion superhighway. Fiedler has written "I was surprised by her sense of elite because they still had a long way lecture series. She received her a great deal on popular culture and has restraint," said Dr. Lance Strate, to go, culturally speaking, before they Ph.D. from Yale and is the author of analyzed bloethlcs, medicine, and tech- Chairperson of the Communication could gain technological advances Sexual Persona: Art and Decadence nology. Brown has written about the and Media Studies Department, who along with political prominence. from Nefertlti to Emily Dickinson. relationship between culture and capi- had suggested inviting Paglia to "I was completely thrown off guard She's a Humanities professor at the talism, as well as psychoanalysis. Fordham. "While she was very out- by her stereotypical comments on University of the Arts in "It is terrible that professors we spoken, she also took this event very cyberspace and hacker culture,* said Philadelphia, Pa.B - News March 9,2000
Razing of Coliseum USG Proposes new Dean's List Requirements for FGLC (continued from page 3) (continued from page 1)
26-story office tower rest on would be "If s a shame that requirements are more than 10 percent of Rose Hill's puses and many students take classes developed quickly. Donald Trump pro- different for different schools," said student body, according to Grimes. "If at both campuses. "I don't see a terri- posed constructing what would have Tarabokia. "We think if s unfair and you take our 3.6, and the number of ble difference in teaching styles," she been the world's tallest building on needs to be changed." people on Dean's list and the number said. "I still think there are many the site. "When a college is establishing of students in the college, you come to cases, and many departments, in par- However, in 1987, the Municipal Dean's list, you want the number of a percentage slightly over 10 percent," ticular, that have grades too high," Arts Society filed a lawsuit against people on Dean's list certainly not to said Grimes. "If we lowered ours to said Grimes. "Their grades are so con- the City to stop the building's con- go over 10 percent, otherwise ifs 3.5, we'd be way, way over 10 percent." sistently high, that it says to me that struction, arguing that the size meaningless," said Robert Grimes, "Ifs important to look at our grad- they're not taking this seriously." would violate zoning laws. In addition, S.J., Dean of FCLC. "The average ing practices," said Grimes. "Ifs quite "I feel its one of the most difficult the MAS staged a "Stand on the grades at Lincoln Center are substan- clear to me that some faculty mem- things the faculty do, setting expecta- Shadow" protest. Holding black tially higher than they are at Rose Hill." bers grade way too high, some faculty tions and then grading," said Grimes. umbrellas, protesters traced the "I certainly don't see any reason to members gradeway too low, and some Grimes said that there's little differ- proposed building's shadow change the level," Grimes continued. faculty are very good graders . . . ence between student profiles of the through Central Park. "As far as I'm concerned it would There's a responsibility in learning two campuses. The average SAT The lawsuit failed. However, make a mockery of Dean's list It and understanding how to grade." scores are about equal on both cam- because of both, the litigation and an would become something that doesn't Tarabokia believes there's little dif- puses, according to Grimes. "Quite increasingly depressed real estate mar- mean anything." ference in teachers between the two frankly, I don't think it's that ket, the deal fell through. In 1992, the The number of people on the campuses, and pointed out that many Lincoln Center students work Metropolitan Transportation Authority Dean's list at Rose Hill is slightly faculty members teach on both cam- harder," he said.B reopened it on an interim basis. A lim- " ited number of events such as the New York Coliseum Antiques Show were Communication Professor Kassabian Reappointed held there until the exhibition hall went (continued from page 2) permanently dark in January 1998. The property wasn't completely Jackaway said, "I am sure this tant decision for her, for her family, for Their recommendations were abandoned, however. The Columbus (Kassabian's reappointment) isn't happy her present and future students, for passed to Grimes, von Arx, Circle Market, comprised of Amish news for some of my colleagues." the department of Communication Himmelberg, and Gillan. The deans farmers and other vendors, operated Although some may not be pleased and Media Studies, and for all of us then reviewed the comments of the on the sidewalk from 1995 until the that she's been reappointed, others who work at Fdrdham." committee, and directed the case to MTA turned the property over to its are glad to.have her back. Rose called Kassabian "one of the Carrubba, who made the final deci- new owners in October. The agency "Anahid is a brilliant and committed best teachers in our department based sion. Strate wouldn't comment on the fold the land to the Related scholar who adds tremendous breadth on student evaluations, and the evalu- decision to renew her contract, saying Companies for $345 million. to the department," said Assistant ations of her peers. [She has] out- that he hadn't yet been informed of In addition, 10 Columbus Circle, Professor Norman Cowie. "She's one standing teaching ability,, provocative this decision. the office building adjacent to the of the few professors formally trained scholarly interests, and a great com- Kassabian said the ten months she Coliseum, had continued to house in media studies, in a department of mitment to her students." went through with an uncertain future many of the MTA's offices until just Communication and Media studies." "Students 4 Kassabian" was a group at Fordham were very difficult "The last November, when they finished Cowie said that the decision to reap- started to gather student support for waiting has made me really ill, physical- their move downtown.! point Kassabian, "is a terribly jmpor- Kassabian's reappointment, accumu- ly, and I'm looking forward to feeling lating over 400 signatures on a petition better," said Kassabian. "The toll on my as a show of support "We are very health has been incredible. I no longer happy that Professor Kassabian was sleep more than a few hours a night I'm going to the hospital for ulcer testing. $ffl& &w.
The Observer Professor's Mtor-in-Chief Artie Jacob Managing Editor Bonnie Gass News Editor Johanna Garcia Reappointment H Uictory Associate NewsEditor Gina Salamone Commentary Editor Michael Morgan Arts Editor Eric Andewson Ouer Department Politics Associate Arts Editor Paul Hagen Features Editor Kevin Devine Associate Features Editor Kimberiy Allen The university's decision to reappoint Assistant Professor of Communication arfQ Media Copy Editors Marie Elena Giossi Studies Anahid Kassabian justly reverses its erroneous and unscrupulous judgment that Melanle Blake sparked the1 entire ordeal several months ago. But as the decision appropriately substan- Photography Editor Mason Saltarrelli tiates Kassabian's fine record as an educator, it illuminates how departmental politics Graphic Design Editor Marlsa Floras can have a nefarious effect on the efficacy of the instruction here at Fordham. Graphic Designers Dave Cauldwell Kassabian's tribulation began when a committee of nine communication professors submit- Edwina Hay Anna JanuszMewicz ted an mixed vote to the deans of Lincoln Center, Rose Hill, and the Graduate School of Rachael LeDuc Arts and Sciences, who then relayed their suggestions to the Vice President of Academic Maria Plkramenos Affairs Robert Carrubba. After considering the recommendations presented to him, Carrubba Faith Tabafunda made the final decision not to renew the contract of Kassabian. Heidi Lynch Understandably stunned by the - determination, Kassabian appealed to the Tenure and Web Designer Brian Craine Reappointment Appeals Committee (TRAC), who recommended the university reverse its decision. Online Producer Mary Anne'Feeney Instead of presenting its rationale behind the decision, the university shielded itself Brian J.Cuthbert under an umbrella of confidentiality. In response to the university's silence, students Online- Sfa/f SeetaPersaud of Kassabian decided to gather support for her reappointment. A group was formed, Michael P.Robbins Students4Kassabian, and they petitioned students to support the cause for Kassabian. The Danielle Savin group produced over 400 signatures, which sent a powerful message'to the university hier- . Business Manager Brian},Cutt)bert archy that this professor played1 a meaningful role in their education. Fordham officials Faculty Advisor Pr. Elizabeth Stone say this was a factor in their decision* toreappbirit; KassabiarfT~ " Graphics Advisor Kerrigan Kessler What is most striking about this ordeal is the disunity of the Communication and Media Observer Board of Advisors
Studies Department. There is chronic disagreement among members of department.regarding the Jut* Ftrln, DinKtor of Mariotins Vtoonis, SuMer I focus of its curriculum. Both Professors Gwenyth Jackaway and Brian Rose have expressed that AssodataiAnjnonjr Gifto, Execwh* Editor, Drlnkl.com; Clufad Gonatel Reponir.lMcn Ncn t, Sundr* fefuMcon; the decision not to reappoint Kassabian was rendered due to these departmental differences. Stan (Malta Prodoctr, Ontne Sefcnce Stolon, Tht (*w HK* The department's failure to consider the merit of Kassabian as a more prominent quality than TV Produur.WBB. Cassandra Hay«j, Cintn Edtor. Blodc her ideology is reckless and disconcerting. Students should not have to endure the conse- EnterpteVMtn UMUsortM-.i»ey Jownot Denis* Hobka. quences of a department that does not put the their interests above all else. . Aitormr,MtoBW*SanMtaMinaUmM>dni.*isinm „ • Ktport*r,ra)thkKptk)(ximitMxn McDonald. Anchor. My Furthermore, the university, too, was classless in neglecting to offer an apology to Fmntrt Gun; Lori MajtwsMJntcrtainment Edtor. Teen ffcofte Kassabian for creating this disturbing ordeal. After concurring with the TRAC recommenda- Fun BranottM M»rino,Edltor. fVttnpix (Ma, Inc.; Gary RostaViea PraMtncLB Upman Putfc Relations. tion, the university sent a letter offering a contract * to Kassabian without noting its prior decision or the appeal process. Fordham is thus purporting that Kassabian's fight All memben of die Fordham community welcome to to keep her. position never occurred. The university's failure to acknowledge its misjudg- submit letten to the editor of The Observer, the ment displays a laqk of respect for Kassabian as well as all the students and faculty who independent student newspaper of Forham College at Lincoln supported her through such a difficult time.B Center, New York, NY. Address all letters to the editor to: Letters to the Editor The Fordham Observer 113 West 60th St. Room408 New York, NY 10023 Letters to the editor may also be submitted via campus mail and should be addressed to: DEAN'S AND ULLY HIRSCH SCHOLARSHIPS The Observer, Rm., 408, Lowenstein FOR ADULT-ENTRY STUDENTS IN FCLC llk'illMIII III I Hi,I
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•lltrl lilt1 \M' Continuing adult-entry undergraduate students registered in FCLC, i>11,11 liu.iril 21 years and older, who have established a B average (3.0) or bet- litv" In1 rrii wiilunil ter, have completed at least 12 credits at FCLC, and who plan to register for a minimum of 12 credits over the course of the scholar- ship year. Applications in English Department, Room 924. Deadline for applying, March 10. Commentar March 9,2000 Deconstructing DeCafe
I decided to go see what this out- By Eva Fordham side singer was about, and then talk to whoever was in charge (I was taken There is no argument that Fordham aback by this change). Fortunately, University has a wide array of talent Lili Figel, FCLC, '02, who had orga- within its community. Theatre majors nized the event, shed a different light have the opportunity to show off their on the situation. She explained to me artistic ability with performances that that in the past years, there have been they have all year long. Visual design outside performers, and she felt that and photography majors get to have this was a good way to start out the their artwork displayed from time to semester. Also, she had invited a time, and the ever-so talented commu- Fordham band, Apt 2D; to open the nication majors can write for the show, which sounds reasonable. "Next school newspaper. Unfortunately, DeCafe, we're going to have open mic, there is one group of students that is so that way we won't exclude anyone," constantly overlooked-musicians. she said. What would Fordham stu- Fortunately, there is one outlet that dents do if we didn't see the same per- allows them to express their creative formers again? A riot would com- talent and that is DeCafe mence on the plaza. ' Fordham Students in the band Apt. 2D jam at DeCafe Every month, as you may well know, Okay, maybe I am making fun of there is a makeshift concert in the cafe- this whole controversy in the music DeCafe three times, and he told me bers of SPARC (Serial Programming teria where Fofdham's favorites get community, but one has to agree that that he really enjoys the chance to get *to Advance a Responsible Community), together and play whatever they play in having DeCafe once a month is the up and share his talent "Personally, I who organize DeCafe, are trying their their dorm rooms, and, depending on greatest thing since open-mics of do it because if s good for me to per- best to enlighten Fordham kids on our the line up, there is either a handful or Bleecker Street It's the only event in form songs that I write. I would rafter best-kept secret If you don't know a plethora of people hanging out On this entire school that people go to, perform at DeCafe instead of giving what secret I am referring to, maybe Wednesday, February 23, there* was and if s free. I think if s positive to see people demo tapes at a bar. I just dojt you should turn off your TV some another concert, but this time there what other flair lies within our com- for fun." When it came to the idea of night and venture down to the cafete- was a notable difference. Instead of the munity. I can see how some people having outside performers," Chuck ria and see what I mean. If s a healthy regular performers, someone was may think that the players may have a said that he was surprised, but that it way to spend two hours a month, brought from the outside. This caused hint of audacity. I mean, how bold can was a nice change. "I like the fact that instead of celebrating a formulaic controversy and it offended some peo- you be to actually get up'in front of a DeCafe is really low-key, but it would union between Joey and Pacey on ple who were unable to perform as crowd and pour your heart out be better if we could smoke in there." Dawson's Creek. If you can't bring they usually do, but not to worry, the through a performance? Chuck Though musicians are never given yourself to do something different, rumor is not true. Jacobus, FCLC '01 has performed at enough credit I think that the mem- then you are really missing out! An Untold Secret: Technology and the Graphic Design Lab By Trevor Hannigan a concentration in the visual arts providing 'cutting edge' technology is erative 'spirit' and continued support major, submerges students in a com- something that Fordham strives to do have enabled FCLC's graphic design Frustration can build after three and a prehensive design program while well. Fordham maximizes its relation- lab to remain one of the best out there, half years here at FCLC. Everywhere maintaining a unique liberal arts fla- ship with its supplier for the graphic according to Professor Goldstein. students turn the University seems to be vor. By attempting to educate theoret- design lab; purchasing some comput- Although in recent years as enroll- working against them. The top of the list ically, historically, and principally, the ers while renting others makes good ment has been stretched to the max, seems to be the computer services. Graphic Design department prepares business sense. computer availability has declined. Brand new Mac G-4's seem to make it students to enter the competitive job By renting the computers, it is easy Capping graphic design classes at ten into the offices much quicker than the market. And surprisingly its computer to continually upgrade. Although con- really limits students wishing to dab- Computer Center. Fordham's technolo- system maintains its dignity in an fined to a budget, Professor Goldstein ble in a different medium. Most of- gy has always been sparse, leading some ever-changing field. manages to make successful requests these precious spaces go to majors. students to question if much technology Keeping abreast of the momentary on a yearly basis. Currently there are With increasing interest being shown, is even available. Even the Computer changes in the computer world is virtu- four Mac G-3's and seven Mac 8500's. resources are being stretched thin. Center and e-mail stations are on the ally impossible. The instant you walk All operate with the standard program And do not forget about the massive fringe of obscurity. Yet for some in the out of the store with your computer it is Adobe for graphic design. It is possi- influx of students. While great strides Graphic Design Department, technolo- a gigabyte away from being obsolete. ble to continually upgrade an institu- have been made here at FCLC, it is gy has been of little concern. Thanks to Operating systems are changed daily. tion's computer system, provided important to continue moving in the Abby Goldstein, Professor of Visual Institutions are confronted with the there is institutional support While right direction. Computers must con- Arts, and the Visual Arts department, same problem and meet challenges in admitting that there are some difficul- tinually be upgraded to assure stu- dents that Fordham is dedicated to one area of Fordham is suited for itself. different ways. Balancing the student's ties, Professor Goldstein credits moving into the twenty-first century.1 Graphic design, which is offered as needs and realizing the impossibility of Fordham administrators, whose coop- March 9,2000 Commentar A Democratic Musical Theatre?
By Kevin Williams the theatre professors and come in opinions as theatre majors have been didn't,make sense. Rumors began to from the outside world to add their ignored. This has not always been the spread regarding the gross injustice. The world of the theatre is one that vision to our Fordham community. case. In my first year I had the plea- According to cast members of Ofthee many people here at Fordham readily They are here for one show and then sure of performing in Fordham's pro- I Sing, Marcia Milgrom Dodge associate themselves with. Theatre leave almost as soon as they arrive to duction of Cabaret. In the spring of announced that she had been asked to majors tend to be very passionate make room for more guest directors 1997, a general theatre meeting was return as a director that year and she about their art Along with this idea, with a fresh touch. This is set up to held to pick the shows for the follow- accepted, provided she was allowed to many are also passionate about what offer students more exposure to vari- ing year and Cabaret was at the top of do Of Thee I Sing. This is highly unfair. shows and productions they associate ous directors with contrasting styles. the list. The show was a success. We Even though the theatre majors themselves with. In the Black Box and The faculty chooses the shows put had a general theatre meeting that voiced their opinions, it didn't matter White Box studio theatres, shows up on the mainstage while taking into semester to choose the shows for the much. We never really had any say in directed, written, and run by students consideration the student body's 1998-99 season and when it came the first place. We went through the go up every semester, giving students desired choices...or so one would down to the musical, the student body motions as if what we picked was the chance to freely express their own think. As a theatre major here at overwhelmingly selected Gypsy and going to have a chance, but the show visions with little faculty intervention. Fordham, I feel very passionate about Sweeney Todd as its top choices. The was already picked before we stepped Fordham also puts on four rnainstage what shows we put on. I relish the musical eventually chosen was Guys into Pope Auditorium. Now that I have productions in Pope Auditorium. opportunity to offer my support or and Dolls. It would be directed by a seen Of Thee I Sing? I can only hope These shows are directed by either in- criticism for the different shows we^ guest director, Marcia Milgrom that we will have someone new to house faculty or guest directors. debate every spring semester. Dodge. This decision left the student direct the musical next year. The These guest directors are chosen by However, over the last two yeara our body with a* feeling of great disap- show, her choice, was not up to par. I pointment I have nothing against the applaud the hard work and wonderful show itself, but it-reflects'an old atti- dancing in the show, the lighting and tude of musical theatre. the set, but the show on the whole was NEW PROGRAM FOR FALL 2000 In my opinion, Fordham should do dismal at best. It was still a hit with the more innovative and daring produc- crowd who loved Guys and Dolls so tion's with an edge. Shows like much (maybe they were at the CORPORATE Sweeney Todd and Company are more Broadway opening of this show too). WEB SITES in the style of shows we've done in the But Here we are in the second MEDIA RELATIONS" past Over the last few years, we have semester again. A new musical theatre tackled Cabaret, Chicago, Little Shop of group has emerged with funding by CORPORATE Horrors, and HAIR. These shows have Student Activities and for their first IMAGE, IDENTITY, the edge that today's generation looks production they are doing The Rocky BaruchCollege AND REPUTATION for. To go back to a classic is like Horror Picture Show. Providing the T-i,> Ci\ I In ..'r. rv n( N,».-J York *-/ STRATEGIES going back to high schooL In fact, the casting is right and the show is put general consensus of the student body together properly, it will be a hit I am CORPORATE was that most-of us had done the show sure the show will sell out provided ADVERTISING before coming to Fordham and that the word is spread. What is next AND ADVOCACY wished that we could do something on the agenda for this musical group? INVESTOR better. However, the show went up Perhaps we may one day have our and made its money. Many people prayers answered and finally put on RELATIONS arrived at Pope Auditorium (predomi- Sweeney Todd. It looks like we may CRISIS nantly consisting of an older genera- never have any say in the mainstage COMMUNICATION tion that probably saw the show when musical again so this new group may it originally opened on Broadway in be an answer to the problem. EMPLOYEE the prehistoric heyday of the 1950s). Another theatre meeting has gone COMMUNICATION My hope was that we could choose a by. On the last day of February, the MASTER GOVERNMENT more enlivening type of musical the theatre majors gathered in Pope to RELATIONS AND following year. discuss the suggestions for next year's season. It was announced, much to my PUBLIC AFFAIRS We now go back to second semes- OF ARTS ter of last year. Another general the- satisfaction, that Marcia Milgrom ater 'major meeting and another dis- Dodge would not be returning next cussion of future shows. Again, the year. We all wrote our suggestions INCORPORATE overwhelming choice for the musical down on index cards and dropped was Sweeney Todd. We were told that them into a box for consideration. Marcia Milgrom Dodge would be Maybe we will finally get another good COMMUNICATION returning to direct the musical. This musical. Perhaps the very fact that we eliminated her as a "guest" director will have a new director will help in For more information: since she was returning for a consecu- the selection of a good musical. We phone: (212) 802-3032 tive second year. With the obvious can only hope that our suggestions e-mail: [email protected] choice being Sweeney Todd, we sat will be regarded when the final selec- back and waited for the announce- tion is made. ment. The musical, despite our over- Only time will tell. Thankfully, there whelming support of Sweeney, was is not likely to be another Of Thee 1 going to be Of Thee I Sing, This simply Sing on tap for next season.B Commenta March 9,2000
Free From What? Neo-Fascism Takes Power in Europe
By Michel Paradis and charm of Bill Clinton were com- own publications, he claims to wish to have meant it. bined with the rhetoric and ideologi- reduce the number of government Yugoslavian President Slobodan Unless you are entirely numb to the cal enlightenment of David Duke and departments by creating new depart- Miloshevic improved his relation- events of the world, or an American (if Pat Buchanan. And then, that crea- ments with broadened scope, ship with Iraq, following the ancient there is a difference), you would know ture, that Leviathan from the bowels undoubtedly run by his FPO Hindu maxim; "The enemy of my that the Austrian government has of Hell, banished as too hideous by appointees. Haider has proven himself enemy is my friend." If Haider comes undergone a subtle change. If you God from the gentle dust of the earth, an ambitious demagogue, and his to greater power in Austria by becom- happen to fall into either of the above formed a party that dominated ever-increasing popularity in Austria ing chancellor in the next few years, categories, in brief, Austria's Freedom Congress. The British newspaper The gives him a very bright future, while or even if Austria feels abused and Party (FPO), (in the gentle phrases of Guardian opened a recent article with giving a very dark future indeed to ostracized by the international com- the Germanic tongue, Die the sentence, "Jorg Haider relishes Europe trying to unify and to the rest munity, just as Miloshevic was, Freiheitlichen, pronounced dee fry- playing the part of the cheeky, charm- of the world. Austria and the rouge states of the height-lick-in), lead by Jorg Haider, ing liar." And they were speaking of Despite the risk the FPO poses to world could coalesce under two signed a four year coalition pact with his most endearing qualities. the future of a progressive Europe, shared principles: subtle (or overt) Chancellor Wolfgang Schussel, head Haider's success in Austria is rooted there is a potentially greater risk in ethnic antagonism and a deep felt of Austria's People's Party (OVP). in his self-proclaimed populism that the degree of isolation that has met antipathy for the Western establish- Because of Austria's four party sys- attracts those segments of the Austrian Austria. While it is important for the ment While there needs to be a reac- tem, previously dominated by a coali- population, which feel threatened by world, community to take every mea- tion against Austria, it needs to be. tion between the Social Democratic the influx of immigrants (mostly from sure in stopping potential fascism in remembered that the FPO was democ- PaHy ,(SPO) and the OVP, the FPO Germany, whose level of immigration the world, let alone the EU, there is a raticafly elected (increasing daily in popu- and the OVP have a majority in the is second to only, the United States). very pronounced risk, of over-iso- larity, according to the polls) and sov- Austrian Parliament, allowing the FPO Haider is neither stupid nor an inept lating Austria When Belgian Foreign ereignty issues need to be considered. to gain key places in Austria's Federal politician. Knowing the reaction to "Minister Louis Michel said, "If s too But more urgently, it could be more Ministry, including vice chancellor, many of his views, he is subtle, sum- simplistic to say that we must keep dangerous, at this point, to clip Austria and ministers of finance, social affairs, moning Austrian Nationalism with Austria in Europe at all costs81 think at the knees than to engage it, fully defense,' agriculture and justice. antagonistic winks directed at immi- Europe can very well do without absorbing it into the centralization of the President Thomas grating minori- Austria. We don't need it," he better EU before Haider can take real power.B Kestil attempted to The 14 other European ties. He is radical- forestall this new ly right wing and coalition government Union member nations reactionary, being but eventually relin- a longtime oppo- "Fallow the money!" quished though out have formally condemned nent of the feder- -"Deep Throat" to Woodward and Bernstein rightly rejecting two alizing of the FPO proposed minis- Austria and countries European Union, ters, Thomas and, in an exam- "Show me the money!" Prinzhorn, who have been withdrawing ple of those winks, -RodTidwell to Jerry Maguire threatened to give has enlisted liter- Klestil a "bloody their ambassadors in al Nazi rhetoric head," and the equal- when speaking on "It's the economy, stupid!" ly affable Hilmar immigration. This -James Carville to the Clinton campaign Kabas. All of this creating an interna- has taken in inelegant fire in a country tional stir of Homeric proportions where the word "foreigners" is applied Take their advice- unseen since the Cuban Missile to immigrants as a matter of social pol- Crisis. The 14 other European Union Business and financial journalism is the fastest-growing area in the icy. news business, in every medium. Demand greatly exceeds supply. member nations have formally con- Haider is not a member of the new demned Austria and countries have government; he retains his governor- been withdrawing their ambassadors The Master of Arts in Business Journalism ship of Carinthia and after the interna- at Baruch College/ CUNY offers: in droves. One would wonder what tional melee, he resigned as head of about this mostly wooded nation, the FPO. Chancellor Schussel has • Challenging Courses—From the basics to specialized cover- which boasts a smaller population been very cautious internationally, age of cntrepreneurlsm, technology and international business. than New York City, could possibly attempting to downplay Haider's rele- • Superb Faculty—Three veteran business journalists on the full- cause the entire Western world to run vance in the new government. But it is time faculty. No other college in the nation can match this. itself into such polemics?-The aptly naiVe to think Haider, who, as I men- • Affordable Excellence—As a public college, Baruch's tuition is named Jtirg Haider. tioned, is synonymous with the a fraction of that of private universities. Haider, the governor of the Freedom Party, does not have his own • Flexibility—Full- and part-time study. Start in spring or fall. Austrian province of Carinthia, is the long-term interests in mind. His resig- Financial uid available. Freedom Party. Some estimates have nation as party head only serves to • Great Location—26th Street and Park Avenue South. stated that without Haider, the FPO remove his overt visibility. Now that would barely garnish ten percent of he is not as visible, he could even be For more information or to request an application) the Austrian vote. 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The Internal l\c Working to put Features March 9,2000 THE DIALLO VERDICT: I'M NOT SURPRISED cannot tell the dif- calm protests, ference between a even after wallet and a gun? being This isn't saying . informed that much for higher they were not education. Maybe good enough he should just to decide* a require a thor- case that ough eye exami- would ulti- nation instead. mately affect What most donit the Bronx's understand is that quality of life this case now sets that Giuliani a legal precedent. so loves to talk From this point about and Reverend Al Sharpton, Attorne/ Robert Conason and Kadiatou Diallo on, any police offi- defend. For the most part, calm, nonvio- Most were just happy to see an J cer.^who may lent protests have been the stepping African-American beat the system, shoot and kill stone of the civil rights movement All because it is such a rare event. someone under Giuliani did through his comments was Although many people may feel this is suspicious circum- perpetuate more of the same stereotypes a ridiculous parallel, some of the stances can go to that prompted those cops to unload 41 crimes that cops have gotten away the law books and shots in the first place a that African- witlfare equally ridiculous. say hey, these four Americans are animals who cannot be The only consolation for Diallo's officers shot this controlled and cannot intelligently unite parents is that this case is4 far from guy 19 times and in the face of adversity. over. The officers can still betried on got away with iC It was never understood why some federal and civil rights violation The verdict tells members of the African-American charges and will hopefully receive cops that it is okay community had no reaction to O J. is some punishment to appease those to shoot first and not guilty verdict It fs due to all the Diallo left behind." For the African- The hand of New York City Justice answer questions past and present racially motivated American community, this is a horri- » ' 48 hours later. cases that have gone unpunished. It is ble beginning to a new millennium By Kimberiy Allen Anyone who thinks about this case can- because of the Eleanor Bumpurs and and a sad ending to Black History not deny that something'went terribly Amadou Diallos who have died in vain Month, when we are supposed to On February 4th, 1999, African wrong in these cops analysis of the situ- thanks to the legal systems refusal to reflect on those .who have excelled. immigrant Amadou Diallo was shot at ation. Depraved indifference to human acknowledge when a crime "takes Under the guise of fear, anyone can be 41 times and killed by four white, life and/or reckless endangerment place. It is because of the Rodney shot and killed by the same police police officers. On February 25th, wouldfve been justifiable options as Kings who walk into court with video- their taxes help to employ. It is obvi- 2000 those same officers were acquit- opposed to a complete acquittal. The taped, supposedly irrefutable evi- ous there is no justice so therefore, ted on charges of second-degree mur- jury claims that the prosecution didn't dence and still leave empty handed. there shouldn't be any peace.nl der (intentional), second-degree mur- present any evi- der (depraved indifference), lesser dence providing counts of manslaughter on both reasonable doubt counts and reckless endangerment that these cops did Ever since the shooting, the NYPD anything wrong. If has stated that Diallofs death was not 19 bullets lodged murder, but a tragedy. But whatfs inside a human ARREST really tragic is the number of African- being is not consid- Americans who were not at all sur- ered evidence, prised by this verdict. Most believed then what is? CENTER it was business as usual once the trial Giuliani added moved to Albany and a cue to begin insult to injury by preparing for acquittals. I know I did. congratulating the I never felt that the cops should Bronx community have been convicted of murder for staying calm because there were other, albeit unex- and not rioting in plored, charges on which to convict the face of the ver- them. Besides, they were just doing dict Why was he their jobs and were scared, I mean so surprised that who wouldn't be? One black man Bronx residents standing alone in a dark vestibule didn't go crazy and packing a wallet, what other reason do burn down the bor- four cops need to shoot 41 bullets? ough? Since this One of Mayor Giuliani's accomplish- tragedy began the ments if that incoming police officer* Bronx has shown mutt have two yean of college educa- grace under pres- tion under thdr bek. Yet they stilt sure by conducdng March 9,2000 Features
Fordham Student Scores Prestigious Overseas Scholarship By Hollie Bixler thrives in situations where she can pro- on the internet," and found the British "very happy to get it and be ceed full force into a completely new Council Worldwide to be a very benefi- through that stage." If you are an American college grad- and interesting life experience. She cial website that "directed [her] to Khalilah's future plans may include uate, free overseas schooling is avail- believes that if one is "going to make a other websites with specific programs staying in the U.K. to continue with able to students who meet academic cri- change it might as well be a complete and ratings of the programs." She com- her and doctorate. She says that she's teria and exhibit admirable drive and change," and also states that she's pleted only a small amount of her never considered a career overseas ambition. Fordham student Khalilah "good with [being] completely green." research using library sources. and sees herself coming back to the Ieishah Clelland FCLC '00 was selected Khalilah discovered the opportunity The British Marshall Scholarship is U.S. Other overseas graduate stu- from a highly prestigious group of 140 dents have told her "how good it was applicants to receive such an honor, the Fordham graduate Khalilah Ieishah when they came back, transferring British Marshall Scholarship. This from the U.K. to the U.S. It isn't the award grants the recipient a 2-year full Clelland was selected from a highly day to day experiences, but all of it" package scholarship to any university If a student is interested in such a in the United Kingdom, including prestigious group of 140 applicants to program as the British Marshall tuition, lodging, transportation, books receive such an honor, the Scholarship Khalilah recommends and a generous stipend, that "you find out about it by asking Khalilah plans to attend the British Marshall Scholarship. around and talking to people because University of Sussex in Brighton there is no other way to know. Begin beginning on October 1, 2000, where your research and see where it leads she'll study English literature. She's to apply for overseas graduate scholar- very selective and highly competitive. you. It led [her] here." The most vital ecstatic that her first two years of ships through the Rose Hill Khalilah recalls the day of her inter- piece of advice Khalilah shared was, graduate school are completely paid Scholarship Program. Patricia Taylor view in which she was one of 24 "Don't close yourself off, don't close for. This isn't the first time Khalilah suggested the British Marshall northeastern finalists. "It was a very off your options." She almost did, and has been given the opportunity to trav- Scholarship to her, and English profes- scary moment seeing the other stu- she doesn't want others to miss out on el overseas. She has also performed sor Michael Suarez, SJ. assisted dents from Harvard, Stanford and a lot the great opportunity she has been as a dancer in Europe and thoroughly Khalilah with the applicationprocess as of the Ivy League students who afforded. enjoyed the aspects of submerging a former recipient of the British applied," she said. It's obvious Now she is waiting to hear about herself in an entirely new country Marshall Scholarship himself. Khalilah Khalilah exhibited some special and her school selection and where she and culture. prepared herself for the program by ' unique quality that a scholarship will be staying. Khalilah is certain this Khalilah does not personally know conducting'extensive research and, recipient should possess in order to will be "an eye opening experience," anyone else also embarking on this while doing the research, "got beat out such tough competition. <• but also expects it to be very journey across the Atlantic, but she hooked." She has spent "tons of hours Khalilah commented she is difficult*
LOLLANOBOOZA V was a great success! Thank you to all of the Event Coordinators and Event Staff for their hard work and[spirit!
Many thanks, The Student Assistance Program, The Prevention Team, and the Lollanobooza Executive Directors Features March 9,2000 Fordham Welcomes Smger/Songwriter Meredith LeVande to DeCafe By Anna Januszkiewicz ed: they enjoyed the song and didn't you care about, you complain about its subject matter. will progress." She Meredith LeVande has been singing Since LeVande believes that a "good enjojyed performing at her whole life. On February 23, she song should stand with vocals alone," Fordham and appreci- brought that musical talent and life the beauty of her music is predomi- ated the effort DeCaf6 experience to an audience of nantly nested in her voice, equal parts put into making that Fordham students during a perfor- power and innocence. She counts night special. During mance at the DeCafe in the Faculty Jonatha Brooks, Jonj Mitchell, and the show she com- side of the cafeteria. Sarah McLachlan among her musical mented on how much LeVande began songwriting in her influences, and says she relates to she liked the atmos- teens and started actively performing female artists, especially since she phere of the room, in the New York scene four years ago. knows firsthand that ifs harder for a complete dimmed She believes that "song writing is a woman to get recognized in the music lights and candles on spiritual experience." Therefore, her industry. Meredith said that her aim the tables. She said lyrics, accompanied in concert only by is to become an artist, stepping over a that she would hope to her own guitar arrangements, reflect common generalization in the music come back to play on her personal experiences. For exam- world that states, Tm not an artist, our campus again. ple, her song "Sometimes You Are I'm a woman artist" If you want to lis- Pretty" deals with her older sister For a woman musician to become ten to LeVande's whose appearance and blond hair famous, she has to not only posses talent • music before she make her Very beautiful. In "Double but she also has to look young and revisits Fordham, Digits" she sings about a friend whose attractive, something LeVande considers you can go on March boyfriend desperately wanted to know a paradox, particularly because the older 16th to the Luna how many men she was with prior to she grows, the more she practices, and Lounge where she their relationship. the more she performs, the better her will be performing. When Meredith performed this vocals become. Of course, there are You can also visit song at St. John's University two some older female artists who still rank www.meredithle- weeks ago, one of the students in the high on the charts (Cher and Madonna vande.com, where audience found its content to be inap- spring to mind), but even these women you will, have an propriate and asked whether she real- gained their popularity when they were opportunity to listen Meredith LeVande sings her heart out at DeCaK. ized that she was performing in a in their prime. to samples of Catholic university. Thankfully, the Nevertheless, she has faith in her tal- her songs. U you like what you hear, is available for purchase at Fordham crowd was more open-mind- ent as believes mat "when you do what LeVande's CD "Through The Clouds" www.mp3.comJ Some Other Options for 2000
By Kelly A. Graf in the Iowa Caucuses but eventually ered too conservative on social issues campaign in October 1999. Prior to slipped in the polls. He subsequently in order to receive the party's nomina- that, Donald Trump wanted Oprah to Despite the fact mat Bill Bradley, Al blamed the media and his Republican tion, but considering the recent aban- be his running mate in his bid for the Gore, George W. Bush and John counterparts, saying they're racist and donment from the Reform Party of Reform Party presidential nomina- McCain are the main candidates in conspiring to destroy his candidacy. Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura and mil- tion. However, Trump has since left this year's presidential election, one Dr. Heather Anne Harder lionaire Donald Trump, Buchanan is the Reform Party and withdrew from shouldn't be left without choices. (Democrat): Harder is a college pro- basically all they have left. the presidential race. There are dozens of other presidential fessor and small businesswoman who Ralph Nader (Green Party): A Dennis Lane (Grassroots): Co- candidates out there who support also ran in 1996. She promotes more liberal political reform activist and founder of the Vermont Grassroots everything from the legalization of citizen participation in government attorney, Ralph Nader was the Green Party, Lane opposes gun control and • drugs to regular missions to Mars. All and wants to reform the democratic Party's nominee in 1996 and captured calls for equal rights and less govern- you need to do is find them... and now system so that the people are the a surprising fourth place in the race. ment. Lane also wants to legalize The Observer has done it for you. We fourth branch of democratic self-gov- Nader said his campaign will revolve prostitution, marijuana and hemp. found some candidates that you may ernment. Also, she's campaigning to around recognizing and solving the Freddy I. "Messiah" Sitnick not be too familiar with, in order to have all federal legislation written in problems that stem from the concen- (Democrat): Apparently Sitnick broaden your options for the 2000 Standard English so that the average tration of corporate power and wealth believes that he's a Messiah who has Presidential Race. Of course, none of American can comprehend it. Harder in our country. Essentially, Nader been sent to save America. these candidates have the slightest finished eighth in the New wants at least 5 percent of the vote in Unfortunately, that won't be happen- chance of winning, but it's still good to Hampshire primary. 2000 in order to qualify his party for ing anytime soon as Sitnick has no know who's out there. So here they Pat Buchanan (Reform Parly): federal matching funds in 2004. chance of saving his campaign. are • the good, the bad and the ugly. A former Nixon White House speech- Oprah Winfrey: Oprah is neither Hopefully these profiles have Alan L. Keyes (Republican): A writer and conservative Republican, a member of the Reform Party or helped you to see the diversity of the former Reagan administration official, Buchanan abandoned his campaign interested in running for any political candidates for the Presidency in Keyes has a social conservative agen- for the Republican nomination late last office, but nevertheless, a group of 2000. For a full list of candidates da on every issue from abortion to year in order to pursue a Reform Party Minnesota Reform Party activists ini- from every party you can go to welfare reform. He Btarted out strong nomination. Buchanan is still consid- tiated a "Draft Oprah for President" www.politicsl.com.l March 9,2000 Features The Grand Old Party: Bush and McCain Vie for the GOP Nod in 2000
By: Antoinette Marrero in his decisions and he doesn't have much business experience, which rais- For many young adults between the es questions of how he will handle the ages of 18 and 25, the Presidential American people's money. Election is just a phrase one hears When comparing both candidates every four years amidst the headlines in the area of political experience, of the time. Prior to writing this article, McCain surpasses Bush. While if someone asked what I thought about i McCain has served in the House of Bush or McCain, I would've thought of Representatives (1982-1986) and the a shrub or shoe company. Well, maybe US Senate (1986-Present), Bush's I would Have known they were talking credits are less impressive. He was about Republican Party Presidential elected governor of Texas twice (1994, candidates George W. Bush and John 1998), but ran unsuccessfully for McCain, but thatfs about all I knew of Congress in 1978. His only other them. I don't know what their positions political position was as an aide to for- are on any issues, what kind of back- mer President George Bush, his ground they have, or if they're qualified father. One has to wonder if this was to be the President of the United a case of nepotism. States. The following is a brief look at The Abortion issue is still alive and the experience of each candidate and well, even though this has been a legal their positions on some of the issues. and accepted choice throughout soci- In the business arena, Bush has ety for quite awhile. Bush and Republican Presidential candidate John McCain succeeded by forming his own oil McCain are true to party form and business, which uses other people's take a "Pro-life" position against abor- protected by the First Amendments special interest groups and large cor- money to drill for oil. While this tion. • While Bush is against abortion freedom of speech. McCain believes porations. Bush feels lobbyists should shows he has handled other people's in any case, Whether if s a situation of this should not be a shield for hate be banned from contributing money money in the past, it's not a clear indi- rape, incest, or to save a mother's life, groups, and that there should be more while Congress is in session and says cation of how he'd handle America's McCain views the issue a bit more lib- prisons and increased penalties. he will fight for campaign finance money. One of the most important ' erally. McCain is in favor of abortion The gun control issue is one that will reform. McCain has already done aspects of being President is being the only in incest and rape cases. always need new legislation. Bush's some fighting due to his more exten- Commander-in-Chief of the US Armed When it comes to crime, both can- policy is simply stated as "more prose- sive political experience, stating on his Services. " Unlike McCain who has didates are for the death penalty. cution and certain jail" web site that he has "been privileged nothing listed on his credits but mili- However, Bush says the proper age for (www.issues2000.org), while support- to lead the fight in Congress to clean tary service, Bush has no military the death penalty is 17 while McCain ing the right to own guns for protection up our corrupt campaign finance sys- experience. However, there have just says "More death penalty, stricter and hunting "Gun Crime Means Hard tem. I think most Americans under- been good Presidents in the past with sentencing" (www.issues2000.org). Time" (www.georgewbush.com). stand that soft money - enormous little military experience. Bush is also Bush also believes in mandatory sen- McCain voted against the Brady Bill amounts of money given to both par- the managing general partner of MLB's tencing for repeat offenders, while and assault weapon ban, but supports a ties by just about every special inter- Texas Rangers, no small task. If s possi- McCain focuses mostly on Hate ban on certain assault weapons believ- est in the country - corrupts our polit- ble that McCain may be too militaristic Crimes. Many times hate groups are ing that existing gun restrictions ical ideals whether it comes from big should be business or from labor bosses and repealed. He trial lawyers" (www.mccain2000.org). says simply that For Republicans, the decision of cheap guns whether the "Reformer With Results" should be candidate George W. Bush, or "Ronald banned and Reagan Republican" John McCain is criminals who the right choice to represent the Party abuse their in the 2000 Presidential Election Second requires an in depth look into each can- Amendment didate's individual ideals and stances rights to bear on important issues. There are many arms should be more issues to be considered than the punished. ones listed here and the Internet is a Both candidates great resource to find these out If say they are you're interested in a complete listing pursuing cam- of the issues and each candidate's posi- paign finance tion, both republicans and democrats, I reform and are suggest www.is8ue82000.org. against "soft For more information on McCain money" or large and Bush individually, you can visit sums of money each of their own web sites: Bush: contributed to www.gcorgebush.com and McCain: candidates from www,mccain2000.com.B Republlain Presidential candidate George W. tush Features March 9,2000 Spring Break: A Culturally Rooted Celebration?
By Julia Martin The festivities took place some- The 1960 classic, Where the Boys and oppressively heterosexual tourist times as often as five times per month Are, catapulted spring break festivities scenes of Daytona and South Beach. As we near the start.of the ultimate and soon received a reputation as to fame. Soon a nation of young men Duriflg the 80s, college kids began celebration of youth, vitality and warm being mass orgies. This reputation and women were buzzing about the to mold spring break into a tradition weather (or, as a good friend of mine led to a decree in 186 BC by the epic journey to the shores of Fort with a little less intoxication and a little likes to put it - beer, meaningless Roman Senate that prohibited Lauderdale in search of fun, sun and more sophistication. Staying drunk explorations of the carnal sort, and Bacchanalia except in certain special true love. By the late 1960's and the for an entire we^k seemed less entic- more beer), travel plans for the first cases. With the advent of Christianity, 1970's, however, the wholesome ing than it did for previous genera- spring break of the new millennium the celebration was altogether dis- adventures of Frankie Avalon and tions. Of course alcohol still played a should be underway, if not completed. solved, since the new, singular God Annette Funicello had undergone role in the celebration, but planned Might there be some deeper meaning, was seen as an advocate for spiritual some substantial changes. During activities such as sports, trips to some factor that rationalizes this week rather than worldly pleasures. this turbulent time, drugs and alcohol theme parks, snorkeling/scuba diving of seemingly endless partying? Well, The spring break tradition can also be became a central element in the tradi- and even a job fair emerged in spring kids, good news. There's a way to feel traced back to the practices of college tion. Fraternization between the break'resorts. like you're participating in an age-old students in the early 19th century. Asa sexes took on whole new dimensions The 90s seemed to produce many celebration of deep-rooted culture restorative cure for the toil and turmoil with the advent of "free love". alternatives to the now "traditional" instead of. a licentious and lewd of academic life, many privileged, welko- Partying became so raucous that trips. Panama City Beach on Florida's escapade of debauchery. do American college students, who were many establishments in Fort West Coast eclipsed Daytona. South Interestingly, spring break might all male at the time, would travel to the Lauderdale tried to reduce the appeal Padre Island in Texas, Palm Springs in easily be compared to a tradition mat coast or to mineral springs for a little R& of their beach community to college California, and international locations dates back to Greco-Roman times, R. By the early 20th century, two new students. Enter Daytona. such as Cancun, Acapulco and the preceding the birth of Christ During developments put a fresh spin on the While the residents and establish- Bahamas gained immense popularity. Bacchanalia, young men and women yearly migrations. Firstly, women ments of Fort Lauderdale recuperated So now that you've got the 411 on would take place in rituals celebrating became part of the adventures since from the wild partying that had gone on, how spring break emerged as one of the god of wine, Dionysus (Greek) or they were now participating in college-v Daytona offered cheaper rates and loos- the most treasured and anticipated Bacchus (Roman). These rituals fea- life. The second element was the inven- er regulations. Fort Lauderdale became events of college life, feel free to tured excessive drinking and dancing tion of the automobile. Spring break more of a family-oriented place. indulge in a long-lived tradition with a for days and nights until the partici- became an ideal setting for the mingling Ironically, it also began to foster a strong true appreciation of its depth and pants were in such states of altered of the sexes during road trips. The gay and lesbian community. Even today meaning. Qkay, so it|s not the Save consciousness that they would suc- spring break that we have come to know Fort Lauderdale offers a great gay and the Planet Convention, but hey, col- cumb to the call of pleasures of the and love today, however, didn't begin lesbian scene for'those looking for an lege can get pretty tedious - we body. Hmm...can we say Cancun? until the 1960's. alternative to the overcrowded, hectic deserve a guilt-free break! • THIS IS NOT SPAIN: Notes From Abroad, Part 2
By Alison Angrisani recognized as the official languages of that person's political views and eco- the person is dressed and the manner in Catalonia. living in a city.in which nomic status. The situation can get com- which he carries himself.. I buy bread at the same place every there are two languages is strange and plicated. There are Catalonians who Through this manipulation of lan- week, and the lady where I buy my toma- quirky and sometimes difficult for an don't like to speak Spanish, as well as guage an array of social issues make toes knows that I like them on the firm American to understand. For Spain, a Spaniards from other regions of Spain themselves apparent, including stereo- side. My apartment now feels lived in. I country the size of Texas, aside from that have immigrated to Catalonia and typing and the formation of groups - have mastered the art of showering Catalan, there are a handful of dialects do not speak Catalan. On the far right more specifically, who's better than who, without getting water all over the bath- spoken in various regions, as well as there are people from Catalonia who who's more open-minded, intelligent, room. The only things I miss are my anti- Euskera, the official language of the identify as Spanish and not Catalonian. cultured, civilized, etc. Catalonians perspirant and my boyfriend...in that Basque region of Spain and France. The majority of universities in Barcelona refuse to identify with typical Spanish conduct classes in Catalan. A typical sit- culture, that being bullfights and flamen- order. The curious thing is, after perfect- I realized this from the moment I ! ing my Spanish for about seven years arrived at the airport. Everything is uation can arise in which you walk in to co? 6n the contrary, they pride mem- between studying it in school and spend- written first in Catalan, then in a store, you ask the salesperson a ques- selves on what, in their eyes, is a more ing six months in Madrid, when walking Spanish, then in English, (Sortida, tion in Spanish, he or she answers you in evolved culture that has come out of down the street in Barcelona I dont hear Salida, Exit, for example). In my apart- Catalan, you continue the conversation their region. Famous Catalonians Spanish, but Catalan instead. This is ment I have five television stations, in Spanish, etc. It can be messy. include Joan Miro, Salvatore Dali, Pablo sometimes difficult to get used to. two of which are in Catalan, while the A Catalonian manipulates the situa- Picasso, and Antoni Gaudi. Catalonia is not only rich culturally, but economically Catalan is the forgotten Romance other three are in Spanish. But this tion with language. When they want to J a~s well. Since the 1992 Olympics, language spoken in Catalonia, the duality of languages is not always so "get something done," for example, they Barcelona has become a popular desti- diplomatic, as can be seen in the speak in Catalan. It is assumed that a Balearic Islands, Andorra, and the nation for tourism. part of Catalonia that extends into recent terrorist acts in the Basque person who works in McDonald's is France. During Franco's reign, it was country by the Basque nationalist from the "rest of Spain" (read: not jn short, just today, when walking up prohibited to speak Catalan in Spain. group ETA, who is fighting for separa- Catalonia), so ifs normal for them to stairs out of the metro, I saw a Since his death, Catalan nationalists tion from Spain. speak Spanish. There is a subconscious {gjup sticker stuck to the wall that fight to preserve their language and In Barcelona, the language that a per- judgment that Catalonians make before rjdd in Catalan and in English, "Aixd no culture. Both Spanish and Catalan are son chooses to speak is a reflection on speaking to a person based on the way Jjffispanya, THIS IS NOT SPAIN.!
'<** March 9,2000 Features page 15 Dems Gore and Bradley: Envisioning a New America
By Israel Rivera-Crespo "Just the way the Democratic Party With eight years has believed in it and fought for it for 50 under his belt in Campaign 2000. This is a special years." During his Senate years, he suc- the Clinton moment in political history for cessfully expanded Medicaid coverage Administration, Democrats, a time for presidential for women and children, which meant Gore also feels hopefuls, Al Gore and Bill Bradley to that millions more Americans were deserving of the create new politics in America. Their granted health insurance. "That"s why presidential aim: to sweep away the old politics of I'm the only Democrat in this race with nomination,' distortion, money and special? inter- a plan that guarantees all children pledging to ests and foster new politics of honesty health coverage, and all Americans "keep America and conviction. access to an affordable health care plan. strong". Issues Taking a "shot at the sweep" is 18- Ifs what I believe, ifs what I've always ranging from year New Jersey Senator, Bill Bradley. fought for, and it is what I will do as abortion and After mastering the court as a basket- President" says Bradley. civil rights to ball hero for the New York Knicks, During his incumbency, Bradley those for which Bradley has focused his energies on has tuned his "keys", surely grounded Bradley stands, the political courts for quite some in his creative talents - playing the he feels ifs time. Given his competitive edge, piano, trumpet and French horn in his essential to con- Bradley feels that he has the ability, younger years, to attend to the basic centrate on edu- knowledge and strength to do a better needs of America's children. He has cation and fami- job of improving the lives of all fought for tougher laws for child sup- ly. Gore has also Americans and making this country port and has proposed after school been a leader in what we know it can be. programs so that kids stay out of trou- the call for In a recent speech given at Adelphi ble and concentrate on their education greater parental University, Bradley stated that thenext rather than TV. At the center of his responsibility, American president has to be more education proposal, Bradley has writ- especially from than "more of the same." He feels that ten a law to make college more afford- fathers. He has the next president is obligated to push able to ensure that students don't been central to AIGore with Hillary Rodham Clinton the country forward into this new cen- graduate with drastic student loan the administration's crackdown on dead- al campaigns in return for public tury so that America's future will once payments. He also fought to place beat dads, leading to a dramatic surge in financing, a system similar to the one again be greater than its past. qualified teachers in ever.y public child support payments and has called used for presidential elections. Both Bradley*s strategy: creating access to school classroom throughout the for fathers to assume a greater role in have a similar platform on this issue, quality and affordable healthcare, help- country. "Our success is a blessing. their children's education, health and including the controversy surround- ing working families, ending child Not a birthright," says Bradley. upbringing. ing gay and lesbian issues. Gore poverty, campaign finance reform and "Change is constant and economic Gore believes we must extend believes that granting civil rights to reducing gun violence through com- success all too fickle. Nothing can be health care coverage to all Americans all, no matter one's race, color, reli- mon sense gun control. taken for granted in today's fast mov- and focus on those who need it most, gion sex or sexual orientation is a "I believe in quality healthcare for ing, interconnected Information Age." our seniors and children. "I will make moral issue. "The time has come for all Americans. Period" says Bradley. Challenger, Vice-President Al Gore: sure that we have access to high-qual- gays and lesbians to be recognized ity, affordable health care to every sin- within the circle of human dignity", gle child in the United States of said Gore in a debate at Dartmouth America, including every child in the College. "I feel very strongly about it, State of Mississippi, within the next and I will fight for advances in this four years", said Gore in a campaign area." Similarly, Bradley is opposed to speech in Jackson, Mississippi. all forms of discrimination, including Assault weapons and crime control orientation based. "I will work to com- are of equal concern to the vice presi- bat the injustices, change the policies dent. Gore feels that nothing does and pass the laws that would be nec- more to tear families apart than guns, essary so that every American could gangs and drugs. "Our children can- achieve their full potential without the not reach for their dreams if they are artificial barrier of bigotry holding ducking for cover", said Gore in a pri- them back", said Bradley to New York mary debate in Boston. His aim is to lesbian and gay supporters. Both can- create a political culture that puts the didates support supplemental funds interests of the gun lobby ahead of the for AIDS research, legislation for hate needs of American families, for him crimes, programs for domestic part- "too many of whom now feel they have nerships and the right to serve in the to draw the curtains at midday military in absence of the "don't ask, because they fear their children's don't tell" policy. At the least, both becoming living targets." candidates support the advancement Gore, like .Bradley, favors legisla- of the American spirit with a breath of tion to limit spending for congression- new life with each generation.B Spring Break Hours of Service; f
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The crowd is growing impatient. An eclectic mix of bleached-blonde fifty-somethings, hip, young teens, and a'few drag queens are among the thousands of restless viewers. The chatter, yelling, and screaming of anticipation all meld into one cacopho- nous mess. It's 9:30, and after waiting for nearly two hours, we're ready. The screaming swells as the lights suddenly dim and smoke envelopes the stage at the head of the Continental Arena. As the pounding bass of the music begins to pump through the air, a figure rises from below the stage. As if on command, I join the thousands of screamers and jump from my seat to pay homage to the woman, we've been waiting for Cher. Looking like a medieval maiden! shesteps from the smoke wearing an outrageous Bob Mackie gown com- plete with a flowing red wig and matching headpiece. Immediately breaking into song, Cher tells the crowd, "I Still Haven't Found What I'm The many faces of Cher Looking For." But from the looks of the dancing and howling audience, we have. lous outfit, to Star Wars, to winning from Believe, the album to which she tion of Cher's moments of acting tri- Her, cover of the popular U2 song heir first Grammy the previous night owes her triumphant comeback. umph. Clips from Come Back to the blends straight through to "All or Best Dance Album for Believe. And so Cher keeps her promise. Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Nothing," from the album Believe Cher sizes up her audience and After completing 'TThe Power," a Dean; Mask; Mermaids; Silkwood; ("the cool, new album," as she refers divides us into gypsies, tramps, and dance-worthy remake of an Amy and Moonstruck are flashed across a to it later.) thieves - a long-running joke she does Grant original, Cher disappears and movie-theater sized screen above the Afterthis phenomenal introduction, at all her shows. Taking note of the reemerges - decked out as a pirate - stage as Cher sings "After All." Cher chats with us with ease and many generations of fans represented, to sing some classics ("We All Sleep Her renditions of "Strong Enough" friendliness, as if she's entertaining a and acknowledging that she has thirty- Alone" and "I Finally Found and "If I Could Turn Back Time" leave few thousand of her closest friends in five years' worth of songs to sing, Cher Someone") with the energy and gusto us hungry and screaming for more. her living room. She talks about makes a deal with the crowd; she'll of someone half her age. "You know, But even after an hour and a half, everything from her admittedly ridicu- alternate between oldies and songs I've been doing this for thirty-five there's still one obvious omission from years," Cher says to the still-scream- her set list And we won't leave until ing audience. "But the funny thing is we hear it. As the stage goes black, - I'm not even thirty-five years old!" the thousands of fans - including At fifty-three,Che r may as well be thir- myself- scream louder than ever. We ty-five, or twenty-five for that matter; want Cher back. she still has the spirit of youth, and For a few seconds it seems like it's she knows how to have fun. over, until that famous electronic siz- The rest of the evening continues zle is heard and Cher booms, "No mat- with the same level of excitement - ter how hard I try, you keep pushin' both on stage and in the stands. me aside... ." For the finale, Cher Changing costumes every few songs, sings "Believe," the title track of her Cher reinvents herself on stage more newest album. In the most elaborate than a half-dozen times, perhaps imi- number ever, the stage is swarmed tating the various phases of her own with dancers in futuristic crystal and life. For her medley of "Gypsies, silver costumes as Cher dances and Tramps, and Thieves," "Dark Lady," sings her heart out on a bridge that and "Half Brood," she emerges in an crosses the stage. Trapeze artists on elegant, white floor-length gown with bungee cords fly across the sky as Cher pin-straight black hair; for her disco is drowned out by the singing crowd. medley of 'Take Me Home," Cher is And for those few moments, the now dressed in a silver beaded Vegas- audience becomes one. Young, old, style costume, complete with silver gay, straight, drag queen, etc. - we are beaded "hair." joined by the most resilient, woman in In addition to the fabulous cos- the world. After nearly four decades tumes and elaborate dance numbers, of hits, misses, wins, and losses, she we're treated to a ten-minute compila- still believes. And so do wc.l March 9,2000 Arts & Culture Madonna's Not The Next Best Thing
By Michael Endter He stirs up controversy over Everett's role as the father by proposing to It's not every day that Madonna Madonna and asking her, and more releases something new - be it a importantly, the child, to move away movie, CD, or music video - but when with.him. Courtroom drama ensues, she does, there's definitely a tremen- along with some evil moves by dous reaction. The release her movie, Madonna and tears from Everett. The Next Best Thing, a dramatic come- The film begins with scenes from a dy about two best friends, is no excep- yoga center at which Abbie tion. At its special advanced screen- (Madonna) is an instructor. At this ing, I saw firsthand the magnitude point I was comfortable with effects a new release featuring Madonna's performance. She hadn't Madonna can have, even when her talked yet. When she did, my feelings performance turns out to be far from changed. Her-acting in the first half- the best thing. hour of the movie is reminiscent of an Arriving three hours early to wait in adolescent girl in a junior high play. line for the screening, I wasn't sur- Her words were as honest as her hair prised to find that I was not alone. I color was natural. As the film went on was apparently not the only Madonna and the strong plot took shape, fan afraid of being denied entrance, in Madonna's acting improved, and her spite of my "admit one" pass. Those in role as a,mother and betraying friend line knew that a crowd was coming seemed much easier for her to pull off. Robert (Everett) and Ben (Bratt), and, like me, wanted to be assured a Everett and Madonna in The Next Best Thing seat in the theater. Many in that the film's other two; main characters, crowd were die-hard Madonna fans. single, a cover of "American Pie." But film. In fact when compared to Rupert give overall strong and belieyable per- Fans ranged in age from nursery we soon learned that this time, she's Everett's performance, the film's writ- formances. Everett definitely earns school to nursing home. The not the main attraction. ing, or the film's message, it became his right to top-billing. His character Madonna-junkie next to me was an As we took our seats in the theater, a painfully true that Madonna was not effectively transforms from a wise- elderly woman who aggressively shift in mood occurred. No longer was even the "next best thing." backing, sarcastic jokester to a loving asked me if I had another pass for her the cYowd mindlessly babbling and The film centers around the story father. Everett has the ability to friend who was "just dying to see the singing. True anxiety had set in. Many of a pair of best friends! a straight extract both laughter and tears from new Madonna film." And it was obvi- fans, myself included, began to realize woman (Madonna) and a gay man the audience. His comic delivery is ous Madonna topped everyone's ' that the moment we had been waiting (Everett), who decide to raise a child flawless and his dramatic scenes are minds as I heard from all directions for was upon us. What we didn't know together. All is well with the untradi- both touching and inspiring. Bratfs per- growing murmurs of excitement and was that Madonna was not going to be tional family until a new man formance personal renditions of Madonna's new the most powerful or moving part of this (Benjamin Bratt) enters the picture. (continued on -page 23) The Return of David Letterman ByJiUKozeluh detect blockage of the coronary arteries, missed by avid viewers, but also by his of the Backstage special, the Late Show Just five weeks after quintuple doctors found that Letterman himself neighborhood. The Late Show's neigh- still provided competition for the bypass surgery, David Letterman was in jeopardy, he had a clogged artery. borhood includes a number of small Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The Late resumed his position as king of late Doctors recommend a resting peri- shops and restaurants, among them: Show Backstage aired footage from night on February 21. Letterman od of at least six to eight weeks after the infamous K and L's Rock America, some of Letterman's favorite guests made his return with the help of Regis heart surgery, but for Letterman who Hello Deli, and Joe G's Pizza. Mujibur reminiscing about their most memo- Philbin, Robin Williams, and a perfor- has never missed a night in his eigh- Rahman, an employee at Rock rable appearances on the show. mance from the Foo Fighters. Jerry teen years as a late night host, five America who has appeared on the Featured guests included Julia Roberts, Seinfeld even made a "confused" weeks of rest was more than enough show several times said, " Dave is a Drew Barrymore, Jerry Seinfeld, and appearance, telling Letterman, "I for him and his fans. very nice man who did wonders for Tom Arnold. thought you were dead." Tin relieved that everything went our business. The business was really Letterman's absence enabled us to Letterman brought out and thanked well with the surgery, but I'm glad to slow during Letterman's five-week truly value what he does every night the nurses and doctors who assisted see that he' is back," said Marie absence, but as soon as he returned One cannot help but appreciate David him with his surgery, remaining true Altenor, FCLC' 02. "After a day of people came around again, asking for Letterman's humor; he is a true indi- to his wacky comic style by singling classes and work, you automatically our autographs and T-shirts. People vidual, willing to take risks to make us out the woman who bathed him. Each turn on the Late Show to laugh and for- from all over the world come here to laugh. Who else could have imagined audience member received a T-shirt get about what you still need to do the check out Dave's neighborhood. It is. the popularity of Stupid Pet Tricks, the with a scar near the area of the heart next day." very exciting to see him back again." reading of the Oprah transcripts bring- with the date of his surgery, 1/14/00, Wendy Oswald,. FCLC' 02, agreed, Until Letterman is capable of hosting ing so much laughter, or a deli owner on the sleeve. "Watching the Late Show is something the show full time, a guest host will fill delivering serious comedy? David In the show prior to his departure, I do consistently. I think that college his shoes two to three times a week. His Letterman and his writers have Letterman was very serious when dis- kids can really relate to Letterman's first week back, Kathy Lee Gifford and brought laughter to so many mundane cussing his health with guest, Regis humor because it is so wacky. The Bill Cosby were the first guest hosts in situations that the Late Show deserves Philbin. Letterman's fear stems from stunts he pulls on the streets of New Late Show history. the title, Show of the Millennium. his father's death at the age of fifty- York are acts of genius. Who thinks of Despite reruns, the Late Show was Letterman makes this tough job look seven due to a heart attack. After a these skits?" able to hold ifs own ground during the simple; heart surgery or not, only-he- scheduled angiogram, a test used to Letterman's humor was not only February sweeps month. With the help could do thatB Arts & Culture March 9,2000 If I Selected the Academy Awards
By Paul Coco
Am I the only one who's noticed that the Oscars have become a bit contrived lately? Every year if s the same hosts, the same inflated egos, the same boring com- mercials, and we all know that something starring Tom Hanks is going to win. The only thing that ever changes is how many hours the show can run overtime. Even more ridiculous is the fact that it doesn't matter if you win or lose; what matters is who designed your gown or tux. What the show needs is a new host (I suggest Denise Richards, and if she's not available, any of the girls from American Pie will do), ditch the lame song performances and offer a few new categories (does any- one really care who wins best documentary?). I offer the following suggestions:
biggest movie of 1999, the 11th high- AMERICA! est-grossing movie of all time, gets a B Golden Globe and an Oscar nomina- tion and sees dead people. So what have you done with your life? BESTTREND: Self-mutilation. See Edward Norton in Fight Club; Annette Benning in American Beauty, Brian Cox in The Minus Man, and Vanessa Martinez in Limbo WORST TREND: Robin Williams Films nominated for the Best Picture award films. See Jakob the Liar and Bicentennial Man MAKING A FACIAL EXPRESSION: MOTION PICTURE: Jakob the Liar SCARIEST MOVIE (INTEN- BEST PORTRAYL OF AN UGLY Natalie Portman as Queen Amadala in BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY TIONAL): lite Sixth Sense PERSON BY A GORGEOUS Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom AND TIME FOR ALL THOSE SCARIEST MOVIE (UNINTEN- BABE: Cameron Diaz in Being John Menace . INVOLVED: The Haunting TIONAL): Boys Don't Cry Malkovich MOST COURAGEOUS FASH- BEST REASON TO STOCK UP FUNNIEST MOVIE (INTEN- BEST FOREHEAD IN A ION EFFORTS IN A MOTION ON COOL WHIP: AU Larter's whip TIONAL): .American Pie MOTION PICTURE: James Van Der PICTURE: The stars of Mystery Men cream bikini in Varsity Blues FUNNIEST MOVIE (UNINTEN- Beek in Varsity Blues " MOST FREQUENTLY REPEAT- BEST PROOF THAT DEFINITE- TIONAL): Deep Blue Sea BEST FIGHT SCENE: Edward ED LINE IN A MOTION PICTURE LY ANYONE CAN ACT: Mariah BEST REASON TO BECOME Norton versus himself in Fight Club THAT DID NOT NEED TO BE Carey in The Bachelor AN ACTOR: Pierce Bronsan, who gets BEST PERFORMANCE BY A FREQUENTLY REPEATED: "Mesa MOST OVERPLAYED SONG to wear designer suits, steal millions of DESSERT IN A MOTION PIC- thinks!.." Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars FROM A MOTION PICTURE: dollars worth of art, live on four differ- TURE: The apple pie in American Pie Episode One: The Phantom Menace "Iris," by the Goo Goo DoDs from City of ent continents, kill dozens of people BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN MOST DISGUSTING SCENE IN Angels. The film was released nearly 2 without remorse and sleep with Rene NON-ACTOR/ACTRESS: Catherine A MOTION PICTURE BUT WE years ago, so why is it still on the radio Russo, Sophie Marceau, and Denise Zeta Jones' butt in Entrapment FOUND IT INTERESTING ANY- every ten minutes? Runner up: Anything Richards in The Thomas Crown Affair MOST COMPELLING REASON WAY: Making soap from the remains from Sixpence None the Richer and The World Is Not Enough TO AVOID A FILM: The poster for of liposuctioned fat in Fight Club MOST SUCCESSFUL MOST OBVIOUS INDICATION Crazy In Alabama, which boldly MOST DISGUSTING SCENE IN CROSSOVER STAR: Eddie, the OF THE FORTHCOMING APOC- declares The directorial debut of A MOTION PICTURE THAT pooch from Frasier, who makes his ALYPSE: Alanis Morrissette as God Antonio Banderas' TRULY WAS DISGUSTING: John big screen debut in My Dog Skip in Dogma. MOST CONTROVERSY GEN- Leguizamo having sex (repeatedly) THE WHAT-WERE-THEY- BEST JUSTIFICATION FOR ERATED BY A REALLY BAD with Mira Sorvino in Summer of Sam THINKING? AWARD: The Mod Squad $9.50 ADMISSION PRICES: MOVIE: Eyes Wide Shut MOST SHAMEFULLY DECEP- BEST REASON TO REMAIN Oenise Richards MOST CONTROVERSY GEN- TIVE FILM TTTLE: Hideous Kinky. SOBER AT SOCIAL FUNCIIONS: SERIAL KILLER WHO YOU ERATED BY A REALLY GOOD At first it sounds like a great night out, The semen-spiked glass of beer in MOST LIKELY WOULDNT MIND MOVIE: American Pie but then you find out that it stars American Pie BEING KILLED BY: Matt Damon in BEST ON-SCREEN CHEM- Harvey Keitel BIGGEST CELEBRITY EGO FOR The Talented Mr. Ripley ISTRY: Jason Biggs and the apple pie THE rrS-BETrER-THAN-THE- NO APPARENT REASON: Kevin BEST MOTIVATION FOR JOIN- in American Pie BOOK AWARD: The Cider House Costner Oe: Message in a Bottle and For ING A HEALTH CLUB: (tie) Rene WORST ON-SCREEN CHEM- Rules Love of 'the Game) Russo's stomach and chest in The ISTRY: Harrison Ford and Kristen THE rr-DOESNT-EVEN-COME- BEST USE OF LATEX IN A Thomas Crown Affair and Ryan Scott-Thomas in Random Hearts CLOSE-TO-THE-BOOK AWARD: MOTION PICTURE: Carrie Ann, Phillippe's butt in Cruel Intentions BEST COMEBACK FROM A Cruel Intentions Moss's outfit in The Matrix . BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE COMEBACK Bruce Willis in The BEST PROOF THAT GAY MEN THE HUGH HEFNER LIFETIME FILM: Jawbreaker Sixth Sense GET ALL THE GIRLS: Minnie ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: Tie: BEST ACCENT: Native Australian BEST HAIRDO: Adrian Brody's Driver, Cate Blanchett, and Julianne Michael Douglas for dating Catherine' Toni Collette for her flawless South- spiky coif in Summer of Sam Moore, each of whom vie for the affec- . Zeta Jones and Jack Nicholson for dating Philly accent in The Sixth Sense THE ART-IMITATES-LIFE tion of Rupert Everett in An Ideal Lara Flynn Boyle BEST FILM THAT NO ONE AWARD: Julia Roberts as a woman who Husband THE SIGOURNEY WEAVER SAW: October Sky flees from commitment in Runaway BEST PROOF THAT YOU CAN HEROINE AWARD: Saffron Burrows, WORST FILM THAT EVERY- Bride. Just ask Kcifer Sutherland, Jason ALWAYS MAKE DUMB THINGS who must strip tohe r underwear before ONE SAW: Star Wars Episode I: The Patric, and Lyle Lovett EVEN DUMBER: The Cruel confronting a killer shark in Deep Blue Phantom Menace FILM IN MOST NEED OF AN Intentions TV spin off series Sea BEST REASON TO PITY YOUR- EDITOR: The Green Mile Manchester Prep THE MONICA LEWINKSKY SELF; 11 year-old Haley Joel Osment BEST PERFORMACE BY AN MOST OBVIOUS IGNORANCE TTTLE-OFTHE-YEAR AWARD: Dick stars In The Sixth Sense, the second- ACTOR/ACTRESS WTIHOUT EVER OF HISTORICAL ACCURACY IN A March % 2000 Arts & Culture
"ROCK STYLE" IS A HIT THE METROPOLITAN EXHIBIT CONTINUES TO IMPRESS By Emily Everhart studded jumpsuit, nicknamed "King of reminder of its particular decade and Spades," reveals another aspect of his music movement. Sometimes the Experiencing the "Rock Style" royal status. He had a larger-than-life memory is a painfully embarrassing exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum > grandeur that idealized him. Elvis was one. For instance, the wopien-in-suits of Art is similar to experiencing a one of the earliest to experiment with trend spawned by Madonna's pin- show at a small concert hall without risky stage costumes. striped suit and pink satin corset the smoky haze of cigarettes and The stage is a place where music ensemble of the "Blonde Ambition" stench of beer. You push your way meets fashion. In form and function, tour was not a flattering moment of through crowds of people huddling rock costumes are works of art, but at female fashion history. like David around display cases instead of a the same time they symbolize all that Bowie in his outfits, only Madonna stage. They're stepping on your toes, makes up the character of the genera- can pull this off. talking loudly, and pressing up against tion to which they are presented. Another embarrassing fashion you. But your frustration is finally "Rock Style" replicates the fusion of moment was the slip-dress. Courtney rewarded when you come two feet and high fashion and popular style. Love of Hole represents contemporary a sheet of glass away from something A sign in the exhibit claims that women in hard rock with a white satin actually worn by one of your musical "high style" in rock evolved over time. and lace slip. One has to wonder why heroes. It began in the fifties with performers what looks like nothing more than cheap Ifs interesting to note people's like Chuck Berry and James Brown lingerie is in this exhibit at all. responses. Fans gasp in awe of signa- who wanted to respect both their Even people not interested in rock's ture outfits like the Beatles' flamboy- music and audiences by wearing suits. musical movements can learn from ant satin Sgt Pepper uniforms, Cherts Then designers began to borrow ele- •"Rock Style." It is a diffejent perspec- ostrich feather headpiece, and the ments of street culture until there was tive of twentieth-century history. Spice Girls'platform shoes. "Rock* a total collaboration between designer Mama Cass' tie-dyed dress with bright John Lennon's Sgt Pepper Suit Style" is an exhibit that transcends and artist Fashion in rock is .influ- felt flowers captures 1960's flower generation and personality gaps, enced by the audience who is in turn power. Diana Ross' purple sequin Sgt Pepper suit or Steven Tyler's pink bringing a body of people together influenced by the fashion. dress and coat of purple feathers . satin suit, but it is nonetheless an impor- around a common fascination. (My Da^vid Bowie's gaudy appearance define Motown diva style. TLC's black tant part of music history. reward: Jim Morrison's signature had a huge affect on his audiences. patent leather costumes are references "Rock Style" shows in The black leather pants. Like most college Who else but the glam-rock icon to the nineties' sexy girtpower ideal Metropolitan Museum of Art only students of today, I never saw him live. would have costumes made of gold Though it is a reflection of through March 19th, so go quickly. Seeing the icon of Morrison's person- leather, plexiglass, silver metallic net- "Generation X" supposed. mood and There are over fifty costumes to gawk al style is about as close as I can get) ting, and black quilted vinyl? His dar- world view, the "grunge" movement has at including Kiss' uniforms (be sure to We as fans are reminded that image ing fashions are simultaneously reflec- not been featured in the collection. Kurt notice the platform, knee-high^ boots), is an essential part to the musician. tion and source of 1980's fashion Cdbain's dirty white t-shiirts are not Axl Rose's kilt that spawned a'contro- Elvis Presley's music explains most of nightmares. included in the idea of "high style." versial trend of men in skirts, and one of why he was called "The King," but his Every piece in the exhibit is a "Grunge" style is not nearly as fun as a Stevie Nick's signature black dresses.! Of Thee I Sing} Fordham Adapts a Gershwin Classic
By Hope LaDue the race, he has no campaign strategy. the songs to life. From the first num- Milgrom Dodge arid assistant choreo- Soon enough, his clever campaign ber, "Wintergreen for President" to grapher Jonni Garro, the actors Stars and stripes covered the stage. committee devises a plan that will the finale, "Of Thee I Sing," the actors demonstrated a raw talent molded by Bright shades of red, white, and blue guarantee his victory. The fiveme n expressed youthful energy and inspir- skillful instruction. Two of the show's filled the auditorium. Two pianos sat decide to fyold a contest to find ing excitement. Although their ner- prominent dancers, Garro and new- in the middle. A vivid set reminiscent Wintergreen1 a wife while promoting vousness was sometimes apparent, comer Anthony Ong, impressively dis- of an Independence Day parade creat- the message of love throughout his the performers never allowed their played their tap dancing abilities. ed the perfect ambiance for Of Thee I campaign. However, when vitality to fade. As John R Both brought a delightful addition to Sikg, Fordham University's adaptation Wintergreen wins the election but Wintergreen, Richard B. Ardito accu- many of the musical numbers, includ- of George and Ira Gershwin's dazzling finds his own love, mayhem ensues. rately displayed his character's some- ing "Love is Sweeping the Country," musical. Directed and choreographed Funny plot .twists continually bolster times pompous yet overall likable and "Hello, Good Morning." by the accomplished Marcia Milgrom the story's Humor while the engaging nature. Although a relative newcomer Undoubtedly, the stars of Of Thee I Dodge, Of Thee I Sing developed into musical numbers maintain the high to the mainstage, Ardito led the cast Sing were freshman Stephen the perfect combination of humor and energy throughout with the ease of a veteran. As Mary Sosnowski as geeky vice-presidential entertainment. With a fresh-faced Though most musicals use several Turner, Wintergreen's real love, candidate Alexander Throttlebottom cast and a diligent production crew, instruments* in the pit, Of Thee I Sing freshman Kate Brennan showed a and Marilyn A. Sanchez as the lecher- the show was an exhilarating display only had two musicians. Pianists great potential. During one of the ous contest winner Diana Devereaux. of fun and enthusiasm. Vicki Carter and Michael Rice opened show's highlights, the song "Posterity At times, Sosnowski nearly stole the The story is simple. Based on the the show with a lengthy number. is Just Around the Corner," both show with his exact blend of wit and book by Morrie Ryskind and George Excitement filled the audience as we Ardito and Brennan led the ensemble humor. As the frenzied into a magnificent rendition of a vocal- S. Kaufman, Of Thee I Sing tells the eagerly awaited the start of the first Throttlebottom, Sosnowski was ly capricious song. fictional tale of John P. Wintergreen, mainstage performance of the Spring always hysterical. Whether clumsily an American presidential candidate in semester. Another noteworthy aspect of the falling off the stage or eagerly trying the first half of the twentieth century. Although the key to the show was . performance was the choreography, to be recognized by the president, Although Wintergreen is eager to win the music, the cast's talent brought Under the direction of Marcia (continued on page 22) Arts & Culture March 9,2000 Maguire and Douglas: The True Wonders of Wonderboys
By Alicia Martin cal study of life's twists. Ten minutes Oola, a car crash in, after Grady's adulterous girlfriend that literally During a season that will be remem- tells him she is pregnant and her dog sends Grady's bered for falling frogs and random Poe goes berserk on his ankle in a two thousand- rose petals, director Curtis Hanson scene much a little too much like page mess of a (LA Confidential' The Hand that Rocks There's Something about Mary, I was book flying, and the Cradle) brings us a film that ready to hate this movie. The only an almost fatal escapes the "slice of life" formula that thing that kept my interest was Robert fall. It all comes has swept through cinemas this year. Downey Jr. (a flamboyant editor together "won- Hanson reaches deep into the hearts named Crabtree) and his transvestite der"fully. and humor of both his characters and love interest However, he disgusted As for the per- audience with Wonderboys. Based on me when he developed a romantic formances, the the novel by Michael Chabon, interest in young James Leer; I wonderboys real- Wonderboys may be a character dri- smelled American Beauty with a twist ly steal the show. ven film, but it stands out among oth- Fortunately, after about a half an Douglas's raspy ers due to its fully dimensional char- hour of grinding my teeth, this movie voice never acters, incredibly cozy humor, and the pleasantly surprised me. The marijua- echoed so well Ow#u in Wonderboys poignancy of its theme. na became a statement about escape before. After see- . Michael Douglas stars as Grady and addiction. The character of the ing him more recently in dark thrillers of this movie made me love the rest of it Trip, a noted author and the "wonder melancholy Romeo named James like A Perfect Murder, this refreshingly even more. I was somewhere inside the boy" of Pittsburgh, who is struggling Leer, played remarkably by Tobey funny and deeply troubled character film hating life just as much as the char- at die age of fiftysomethingto find out Maguire, took shape as a poetic allowed him to flex his theatrical mus- acters did in the beginning and loving it exactly where his life is headed. A genius, a pathological liar, an angel, a cle. His young counterpart, Tpbey more because of that in the end. While "wonder boy" is a person who after murderer, a thief, and an average col- Maguire (The Cider House Rules, it is most definitely a film about self-dis- gaining fame for a singular success lege student Katie Holmes remained Pleasantville, Deconstructing ^Harry) covery, this film suggests that some- early in life, is left with the burden of disgustingly cute but became sexually plays every dimension of his character times to discover your path you need a living up to expectations; a one' hit ., demented in her own Katie Holmes with moving subtlety and realness: from little rescuing. The slightly unbeliev- wonder forever reaching for his or her sort of way. The dog is dead. The his parents to his peculiarities, his writ- able of this deranged fairytale is that next moment of greatness. Petrified adulterous girlfriend gets a spine and ing to his sexuality, and even his post- very image: Grady talking about James of failure, Grady's current book is up as Robert Downey Jr. somehow pot munchies Leer explains, "Sometimes people just to 2,612 pages which he just can't becomes lovable while his interest in The fact that I loathed the beginning need to be rescued.Ti seem to end. Meanwhile, he delves Leer somehow becomes cute. into a love affair with the chancellor of In addition to a dog attack, mis movie his university, loses his wife, wanders shares with There's Something About WHAT ARG YOU DOING THI5 WEEKEND? through each day with the assistance Mary a sick sense of humor, and I'm Going clubbing? Hanging out at a bar? Seeing a hit show? of drugs and liquor, and suffers from not sure that is such a bad thing. After spells during which he loses con- Leer shoots the dog, Grady feels com- DO IT ALL! sciousness. This mess takes a turn pelled to take this troubled boy under however, after one of his peculiar yet his wing by feeding him stolen codeine, the extremely talented students kills his whiskey, marijuana, and Hostess's girlfriend's dog and he pairs up with white powdered sugar doughnuts. The him for a weekend that in the end companionship comes to an abrupt halt DOHKCV makes all the difference. when Grady calls Leer's parents after Five minutes in, after an opening he realizes that Leer is a pathological full of marijuana, a melancholy, soon- liar who stole his girlfriend's husband's SH1 ID to-be-gay literary Romeo, and Katie most prized possession: Marilyn Holmes simply existing, I thought I Monroe's jacket There are some twists was in for another boringly stereotypi- involving a pregnant barmaid named
Of Thee I Sing (contniued from page 21) •ANYONE WHO S FANTASIZED ABOUT BOOGGYING AT Sosnowski never failed to generate decorated set arrangement by ___ _ -^k Mi laughter. Equally as talented was Beowulf Boritt and the accurate cos- STUDIO 54 SHOULD UN6 UP FOR Marilyn A Sanchez in her role as the tume design by Michael Massee cre- THE DONKEY SHOW." forceful and brash Diana Devereaux. ated the nationalistic atmosphere of With her superb voice and precision, early- to mid-twentieth century Sanchez absolutely fascinated the audi- America. Marcia Milgrom Dodge and ence. Singing in such songs as "Never Trish Vignola's determined direction Was There a Girl So Fair," and "Some made Of Thee I Sing a notable start to Girls Can Bake A Pie," Sanchez brought the Spring mainstage season. bom radiance and humor to her role. Fordham's next mainstage produc- BRINO THIS rumTO CLU B EL FLAMINGO w WIWT BTWN MTH IHITM In addition to the talent of the cast, tion is Federico Garcia Lorca's The <»CAUTICKETMAST€R EI2JO74I0O ANDMWITJOMCOD*ITUIO the large production crew contributed House Of Bernard Alba. It runs April DOOM Oft* I* MOOH MNM WWM THUWOAT - MNMW Kt WMt • MUffT M » TO W1W to the success of the show. The well* 13-15 and 27-29. • March 9,2000 Arts & Culture WKISOX WHY, FEATURING PLAY IT TO THE BONE, TRACf CHAPMAN, THE CURE
By Cynthia Rodriguez ,The last three tracks fail to fit in at all. Moby's "Machete," though a great Play It to the Bone: The Soundtrack dance song, seems completely out of Are you ready to rumble? place among the blues, gospel, and Spanish selections. The ethereal and In writer/director Ron Shelton's lat- trance-like "On The Road" by Alex est film, Woody Harrelson and Wurman and the jazzy "Here's To Antonio Banderas star as best friends Life" by Jacintha also fail fit the bill. and professional boxing rivals who The Play It To The Bone soundtrack is haven't worked in years. Out of the an awkward mix of music. Though the blue, they are offered the chance of a songs are quality, listening to them in lifetime: to work together in Vegas and succession can be painfully boring. earn big money, but they have to be there NOW. They hit the road with Telling Stories: Tracy Chapman Grace whose combative temper is In 1988, Tracy Chapman's self- nearly matches the antagonism ' titled, Grammy-winning debut went between the two boxers. When the multi-platinum. Crossroads (1989) trio picks-up a sultry hitchhiker, chaos and Matters of the Heart (1992) ensues as they'scramble to make it to marked her as one of contemporary Vegas in time for their" big showdown. music's most distinct voices. In 1995, The soundtrack for Play It To The her album New Beginning was highly Bone Obviously aims to capture the acclaimed and won her another tough-guy feel of the film by including Grammy for the smash hit single male-oriented blues songs by B.B. "Give Me One Reason." King and John Lee Hooker, but also Five years since her last album, includes a touch of gospel like Kirk Tracy's back and better than ever. The Cure and Chapman Franklin's "Gonna Be A Lovely Day" Once again teamed with longtime col- and Linda Jackson's "I Must Tell league David Kershbaum, who pro- nonetheless an accomplishment. started by a then 17-year-old Robert Jesus." Added to this interesting amal- duced her first two albums, Telling Chapman sings with intense emo- Smith, The Cure has produced over a gamation are two Spanish songs - "La Stories is sure to win over her fans and tion, complementing the haunting dozen hit songs including "Boys Musica" by Gipsyland and "Corazon" possibly more Grammies. The eleven- musical arrangement In typical Tracy Don't Cry," "Close To Me," "Just Like by Los Lobos. Their appearance on track album is more mellow and folksy fashion, the lyrics possess powerful Heaven," "Lovesong," "Friday I'm In this compilation seems to serve no than previous efforts. It has less radio- insight into humanity and society. Her Love," "A Letter To Elise," and other purpose than to emphasize friendly potential hits like "Fast Car" words are honest ("sometimes a lie is "Wrong Number." Bloodflowers, AntonioBanderas' ethnicity. and "Give Me One Reason," but it is the best thing"), strong ("money's their thirteenth studio album, pre- only paper only ink / well destroy our- sents The Cure at its best. It is both selves if we can't agree"). She also musically moving and lyrically satis- The Next Best Thing (continued from page 19) fills her work with rich metaphor ("if fying. Robert Smith is once again this is a dream wake me up now / if pondering life and love, but this time, as the intruding, yet ail-too perfect thafs all a homosexual man can be - this is a movie let*s edit these scenes with more grace and insight. In boyfriend, is equally convincipg. The definitely not a loving devoted father. out/ it would be a PG instead of an X- "Where the Birds Always Sing" Smith supporting cast, including Neil Patrick The film stabs at the very heart of rated life") and beautiful imagery says, "The world is neither just nor Harris, Illeana Douglas, and Lynn the homosexual parenting debate. It ("you and me had some history / had unjust / it's just us trying to feel that Redgrave, is equally as strong. The poses the question, "Is blood really a semblance of honesty / all that has there's some sense in itO For living male leads along with the supporting more important than love and devo- changes now / we share words only on in others, in memories and dreams / is not enough / you want cast definitely take this film to a high- tion?" For almost every soul in the lovers speak / how can it be / we are everything / another world where er level of respectability and believ- theater that night, the answer was no. less than strangers"). tlie birds always sing/ another world ability. Madonna's performance, while We all witnessed Everett's character , There is one word to describe where the sun always shines/ anoth- engaging and moving in the second shower his child with as much love Tracy Chapman's new album Telling er world where nothing ever diesO." half, just doesn't cut it As the audi- and affection as any straight father. Stories - wonderful. ence left the theater, one could repeat- We all cried with him as he took the In "There Is No If..." he saVs, edly hear "she should stick to singing" witness stand proclaiming "I'm his Bloodflowers: The Cure "Remember the first time I told you I from the slightly disappointed crowd. father" when the questioning lawyer Alert VH1! The time has come to love you / it was raining hard and you Disappointed in Madonna, but defi- imposed the term "care-giver." The tape Legends: The Cure. As The never heard / you sneezed! / and I had nitely not in the film as a whole. As the film proves that homosexuals can Cure moves into its third decade, the to say it over." Darkly comic lines like credits rolled to the sounds of affectionately and positively raise a band still exhibits an intensity and this demonstrate Smith's lyrical mastery. "American Pie," so did many tears. child. emotional depth that is polished and The release of Bloodflowers marks For gay men who someday wish to Madonna fans may be disappointed breathtaking. The Cure's current line a pivotal point in The Cure's career. It father a child, the film can be incredi- with her "acting," but the overall film up includes Robert Smith (vocals, could be their final album. If it is, bly moving. When the 5-year-old son experience is guaranteed to strike an guitar), Simon Gallup (bass), Perry then Robert Smith and company are in the film asked Everett's character emotional chord. Madonna may not Bamonte (guitar), Roger O'Donnell ending with a bang, delivering "Are you a faggot?" every audience carry the movie, but she doesn't need (keyboards), and Jason Cooper poignant musicianship and lyrical member winced and wondered, "How to. The movie is amazing in itself, for (drums). genius. Bloodflowers proves that The can he answer that?" To many people, what it is and what it stands forJI Since 1976, when the band was Card can stand the test of time.!' Sports March 9 2000
Lady Rams Conclude Disappointing B-Ball Season
From left to right: Chinyere Vann, Kady Kanoute, Nailah Wallace, and Chelsea Keegan. Bottom Left: Kati Sargent
By Jill Kozeluh
After a tough and difficult season, Head Coach Kevin Morris, in his the Fordham Lady Rams ended their seventh season at the helm, consid- regular season with a 65-55 loss to ered the tournament as a second sea- Lasalle. Symbolic of their season, the son for the Lady Rams. Rams looked promising taking a "We have not done as well as we three-point lead into the second half of wanted so the Atlantic 10 Tournament the contest before finishing on the los- [was] important to us," said Morris. ing side. « The diligent efforts by Despite their dismal 4-23 won-loss guards Kady Kanoute and Nailah record, ;Wallace, Vann, Kanoute, and Wallace, who both finished the game sophomore forward Chelsea Keegan • with 16 and 12 points respectively, were top performers for the Lady Rams. went for not as the game mirrored Wallace led the team in scoring this sea- what happened throughout the entire son averaging 14.3 points per game season. while Keegan contributed with 6.2 The Lady Rams concluded their rebound per game. Yet their solid play season with a disappointing 4-23 left the Lady Rams considerably over- record and hoped to redeem them- matched in a conference as talented as selves in the Atlantic 10 Conference the Atlantic 10. Tournament. But the Lady Rams According to assistant coach Deb remained overmatched and lost to Reardon, the Atlantic 10 is the eighth Dayton 81-51 in the tournament. roughest conference in the country, the home to talented teams such as Virginia Tech and University of Dayton. The Lady Rams failed match up well with their A-10 competition because they lack the size up front that is nec- essary for defending and rebounding. "Part of the defensive problem has to do with our height," said assistant coach Heather Kirk. ?We are a small team which really hurts us. It is hard to defend when the opposing team towers over you. Unfortunately, height is something that cannot be taught." Despite enduring a losing season, senior forward Kati Sargent remains optimistic. "We have had some rough spots along the way, but we can get through this," she said. "Our team is relatively short in height when it comes to the post positions, but we have a lot of potential" The Lady Rams hope to display that* potential next season.! STARTS FRIDAY, MARCH 17TH