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Will she or won't she? Your REMINGTON 25 lets you know for sure. The Scholastic •::::.-:u-.-j-.-te_';.".j»^ '^AiL. J EirEI.EKS Welcome Notre Dame Men FINE JEWELRY • FINE SERVICE FAIR PRICES DIAMONDS Keepsake * Artcarved * Orange Blossom WATCHES Omega • Rolex * Longines * Wittnauer Patek Phillipe 14K GOLD JEWELRY Channs • Bracelets • Pendants * Crosses Pins - Cultured Pearls FASHION JEWELRY Tiifori * Monet • Eisenberg * Siamese Sterling and Gold Filled Charms CREDIT (WITH NO INTEREST) AND LAYAWAY—AVAILABLE TO NOTRE DAME MEN Open Monday and Thursday till 8:30 P.M. Here's deodorant protection YOU CAN TRUST 121 W. Washington CE 4-1311 COVER Old Spice Stick Deodorant., .fastest, neatest tvay to all- Back to our photo-drawing formot this week. The panels are, clockwise from upper left: the new day, every day protection! It's the man's deodorant pre library rising toward hoped-for completion in ferred by men...absolutely dependable. Glides on September; a girl who visited ND during the jazz festival; Performer of the Year John Andreoli; smoothly, speedily... dries in record time. Old Spice Stick Cardinal Suenens addressing students and faculty Deodorant — most convenient, most economical deodorant at the Grotto; a Sickingpression of graduation. money can buy. 1.00 plus tax. Photos by Hoyt, Wheeler, Ford, Larsen, and Beck. Arrangement and drawing by Larry Sicking. STICK The SCHOLASTIC is entered as second class we mail at Notre Dame, Indiana, at a special postage rate authorized June 23, 1918. The DEODORANT magazine is a member of the Catholic School Press Association and the Associated Collegiate Press. It is represented for National Advertising H U I_-r O N by National Advertising Service and by Don Spencer, College Ma^zmes Corp., 420 Madison Avenue, New York 17, N. Y. Published weekly during the school year, except during vacation and e.xamination periock. the SCHOLASTIC is printed at the Ave &faria Press. The subscrip tion rate is $3.00 a year. Please address all manuscripts to the SCHOLASTIC, Notre Dame, Indiana. All unsolicited material becomes the property of the SCHOLASTIC. May 24, 1963 The QaCanrpis jUKShabian SCHOLASTIC {Author of "I Was a Teen-age Dwarf', "The Many Vol. 104 May 24, 1963 No. 22 Loves of Dobie Gillis", etc.) Founded 1867 TILL WE MEET AGAIN Disce Quasi Semper Victurus With today's installment I complete my last nine years. But working for the Vive Quasi Cras Moriturus ninth year of writing columns in your makers of Marlboro has not been the college newspaper for the makers of greatest of my pleasures over the last EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: IMarlboro Cigarettes. In view of the occa nine years. The chief satisfaction has been Tom Hoobler sion, I hope I may be forgiven if I get a writing for you—the college population little misty. of America. It is a rare and lucky column MANAGING EDITOR: These nine years have passed like nine ist who can find an audience so full of Dick Stranger minutes. In fact, I would not beUeve intelligence and verve. that so much time has gone bj' except I would like very much to show my BUSINESS MANAGER: that I have my wife nearby as a handy appreciation by asking you all over to Brian Barnes reference. When I started columning for my house for tea and oatmeal cookies, Marlboros, she was a slip of a girl—sup but there is no telUng how many of you NEWS EDITOR: ple as a reed and fair as the sunrise. my wife would bite. Mel Noel Today she is gnarled, lumpy, and given For many of you this is the last year to biting the postman. Still, I count my of college. This is especially true for FEATURES EDITOR: self luckj'. Most of my friends who were seniors. To those I extend my heartfelt Jim Devlin married at the same time have wives who wishes that you will find the world out chase cars all day. I myself have never side a happy valley. To juniors I extend SPORTS EDITOR: had this trouble and I attribute my good my heartfelt wishes that you will become Terry Wolkerstorfer fortune to the fact that I have never struck my wife ART EDITOR: with mj' hand. I have always Larry Sicking used a folded newspaper- even throughout the pro ADVERTISING MANAGER: longed newspaper strike in John O'Hanlon New York. During this period I had the airmail edi CIRCULATION MANAGER: tion of the Manchester Tom Keane Guardian flown in daily from England. I must confess, PHOTOGRAPHY: however, that it was not en- Brian Beck tireb" .satisfactory. The air mail edition of the Guardian CONTRIBUTORS: is printed on paper so light Carl Wiedemann, John Anton, and flimsy that it makes if5 dm dnJkiicolmmt Frank Obert, John Pope, Uttle or no impression when one slaps Dick Gibbs, Karl King, seniors. To sophomores I extend ray heart one'.* wife. Mine, in fact, thouglit it was Brian Jorgensen, David Barrett, felt wishes that you will become juniors. some kind of game, and tore several pairs Tom Woods, Jeff Blackwell, To freshmen I extend my heartfelt wishes Joe Wilson, John Buckley, of my trousers. that j'ou will become sophomores. To Jim Callero, Mike Walusis But I digress. I was saying what a those of you going on into graduate school pleasure it has been to write this column I extend my heartfelt wishes that you STAFF: for the last nine years for the makers of will marry money. Gai'y Sabatte, Rex Lardner, Marlboro Cigarettes—a fine group of To all of you let me say one thing: Al Dudash, Frank Smith, men, as anyone who has sampled their during the year 1 have been frivolous and Tom Bettag, Bruce Palka, wares would suspect. They arc as mellow funny during the past year—possiblj' less Ray Burke, Rick Weirich, as the aged tobaccos they blend. Tliey are often than I have imagined—but the time Bill O'Grady, John Frey, as pure as the white cellulose filter they has now come for some serious talk. Wliat- Mike Hoyt, Jack Quine, have devised. They arc loyal, true, com ever j'our status, whatever your plans, John TwoJiey, Pat Ford, panionable, and constant, and I have I hope that success will attend your ven John Gorman, Jack Rowe never for an instant wavered in mj"^ belief tures. that some day they will pay me for these Staj'^ happy. Stay loose. © iiws i.ux shuimmn FACULTY ADVISOR: Fr. Joseph Hoffman, C.S.C. EDITORIAL BOARD: We, the makers of Marlboro Cigarettes, confess to more than Dick Stranger, Chairman; a few nervous moments during the nine years we have spon Pete Clark, Matt Cosgrove, sored this uninhibited and uncensored column. But in the Mike McClintock, John McGrath, main, we have had fun and so, we hope, have you. Let us Bill Smith, Tom Stahlschmidt, add our good wishes to Old Max's: stay happy; stay loose. Tom Vitullo The Scholastk Student Apathy: Who Gives a Damn? .. about Birmingham .. about WSND-FM .. about Gerald L. K. Smith .. about building graduate dormitories .. about cheating .. about SINA .. about hall spirit .. about class sizes that increase as faculty num bers decrease .. about the social situation .. about HUAC .. about the SCHOLASTIC .. about George Lincoln Rockwell .. about dance lotteries .. about ROTC .. about capital punishment .. about student-administration communication .. about Red China and Southeast Asia .. about participative Masses .. about federal aid to education .. about the limited choice in theology classes .. about Vatican n .. about Blue Circle .. about the inadequate pension plan for faculty members ,. about inadequate scholarship fujids .. about viewing faculty and students as dignified, cooperative elements in effecting the true goals of the University .. about the new library ,. about the Distinguished Lecture Series . about the Religious Bulletin ,. about Brand X and the like . about the Freshman Year of Studies . about a co-op plan for the bookstore . about the John Birch Society and groups of that nature . about "cabin fever" .about Cuba . about Cardinal Suenens . about football . about frisbee . about the Laetare Medal . about curfews . about India . about student rights and responsibilities . about Nadaismo . about the "Notre Dame man" . about increasing powers of the central govern ment . about student government . about Notre Dame , about anything May 24, 1963 Contact Lens Specialist SENIOR ART EXHIBIT m The Senior Art Exhibit, a composite show of the best works of nine senior fine arts majors, opened on Thursday, May 23, and will run to July 1. The seniors Dr. T. R. Pilot whose work is being exhibited are Gerry Grahek, Richard Juckniess, John Mooney, Optometrist Larry Norton, Mike O'Connor, Bob Sajnovsky, Tom Schneider, Brian Shea, and • Fred Trump.