THE CORD WEEKLY
Wilfrid Laurier University, Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, March 24, 1983 Volume 23 Number 21
No Quotas for Visa students at
... • (OR!) | . ■ Plwin Welcome to spring! Laurier
by Mike Strathdee spots for foreign students of the 800 WLU has no immediate plans to available for freshman math Katimavik offers challenges implement any quotas on foreign students at U of W, brings to seven student enrolment at the university. the number of Ontario universities Dr. Max Stewart, interim Vice- which have placed quotas on visa by Fred Taylor parade drill and defensive driving. beginning but that most new President Academic, said that he students in some programs. After her Katimavik experience, programs need time to work out does not foresee any change in the Stewart said that a question which You've probably read an which she highly recommends, problems, and establish guidelines. existing system whereby visa is jiot addressed is that of the for Katimavik, the Carolyn travelled on her own for Sigler states that the quality of the students are admitted to the "advantage to students of having fnational volunteer youth service two and a half months before programming has improved, there is university on the basis of their visa students here at (WLU)". He 'program. The ads usually begin with entering Wilfrid Laurier University. better administration and better facility with English and standard added that the potential is quite a line like "Work hard for nine Jim, unlike Carolyn who had just group leader training. She sees the entrance qualifications. For great for positive interaction 4ndnths and earn $1 a day." completed high school, decided to program as having undergone a example, the cutoff entrance grade between students. It doesn't take a mathematically try Katimavik after his first year at "process of evolution and change." for admission to first year Honours minded person to realize that this university. He was tired of school, One of the changes in the program Business in the fall of 1982 was Last year, visa students attending fcjype of remuneration wouldn't was looking for "an adventure" and has been with the placement of the 76.5%. Stewart stated that it WLU paid approximately double suffice alone. Katimavik also wanted some time to think. group leader. Originally, this person unlikely that the cutoff grade this the amount charged in tuition fees to ■ provides the essentials; food, His first placement in October of travelled with each group to a fall will be any lower than that, if not Canadian students. The fee assessed llodging, transportation and basic 1981 was at Courteney 8.C., on project where he worked with the higher, in fact. The admission of as of last summer was $1025 for for program activities. Vancouver Island. He spent periods sponsor from the community to foreign students to this or any other regular students, and $2040 for visa [There is also an honorarium of one of two weeks working at a day care establish work schedules and program is determined by their high students. Those visa students who fthousand dollars for completion of centre, a training centre for the organize. This system presented school grades. applied for admission after ;the program. mentally retarded and with a sixty several problems, the greatest of A recent decision by the September 1, 1982 paid $2771, and For Carolyn, a participant in year old fisherman building a which was the lack of initial University of Waterloo's math those wishing to enroll in the music boat-house, the part of the an levy. Katimavik's second year 1978-79, best cont'd on page 9 faculty to place a quota of 35 to 40 program paid additional the budget for essentials wasn't entire program for Jim. For the enough to live on at her first rest of the first three months the project, Harbour group visited with other Katimavik Breton, Newfoundland. With six groups, and travelled to Victoria. apples selling for $3.00, Carolyn and For the second project, Jim and Inside her group had to supplement their his group were flown into the O'Keefe - leaves post diet by fishing an occupation not isolated Indian Reserve at Muskrat this Dam in Northwestern Ontario. by considered unusual by the people of Mike Strathdee a job which he has held for the past Harbour Breton, ninety-five per There the group worked with the Jim O'Keefe has resigned as two years. cent of whom were employed by a Band Council and cut down trees for week local fish factory. a sawmill. Jim worked in the WLUSU Liquor Services coordin- O'Keefe has also served as head ator, resident of Euler and Leopold Carolyn found the situation reservation school as an assistant effective March 11th. Fedsjob creation program a teacher. He also with residences over the past academic awkward at first, but came to like lived an Indian sham? pg, 3 year, an affiliation which he hopes to working for the community. During and learned to set rabbit traps. retain next year. her three months there she and her bor Jim there Why pay a Cord Editor? wasn't much Although O'Keefe's wife will be group built a baseball diamond and point in continuing on to the final pg.4, pg. 6 taking courses at WLU next year, added plumbing, electricity and project in Quebec. He now had O'Keefe is uncertain at present homemade furniture to the ninety a job in to go to Penetanguishene whether he will be returning as head Superficiality; Fashionable year old house where they stayed. and the Katimavik program had resident. shallowness pg. 7 Carolyn also helped slow readers "nothing better" to offer him. He O'Keefe said that his job with from Kindergarten to Grade 3 in a commented on the amount of "dead Carling O'Keefe came about as a school which contained all grades to time" when there was nothing to do, Ontario gov't freezes OSAP result of expansion which Carling's Grade 12. the lack of organization at some of living allowances pg. & is currently undergoing. He hopes From November to February, the projects and the "hippie school" that his work within the Carling s-Carolyn's half of the group cut ski philosophy that he felt Katimavik critical organization will eventually lead to Cockburn of frails near Snow Lake, Manitoba, a had. After a working for while, Jim work in public relations and Canadian Foreign Policy Wn 3500 north-west of proceeded to the Honours English 9 «; photo by Karim Virani promotion with the company PS- Winnipeg. This group's only line of program at the University of "down the road." communication from their bush Western Ontario. O'Keefe's decision to leave WLU for c O'Keefe describes his years at amp to the town six and a half miles According to Elaine Sigler, a position as a sales representative Nader Laurier as a "learning experience" urges Canadians to away was by C.B. radio, which Recruitment for Carling O'Keefe breweries in the only Katimavik's Regional which develop citizen skills pg. 9 - saw several "good after 9p.m. The other half of Director for the province of Ont- K-W Cambridge area marks the 'forked developments and modernization" e group at Snow Lake operated a ario, the program has a twenty per end of several years service to the at the Laurier pubs. weekly newspaper from a restored cent "departure rate," meaning that WLU community in a variety of He added that there was often "a David Wilcox interviewed Printing press above the town hall. one out of five participants in the positions. O'Keefe first worked lot of hard work," but he found his pg. *0 The final three months of the Katimavik program leaves before part-time in the Turret as a WLU ' job rewarding in that it was shared at mavik program was the best the nine month period is completed. student between 1978-1979. Upon I' with "a lot of good people". Part for Carolyn. She had chosen the Sigler also stated that eighty-five per graduation in 1979, he accepted the Who is Bob Fripp? pg. 11 tary option and as it happened, cent of those who completed tire position of Lounge Supervisor with WLUSU business manager John sP ent the it in Quebec, the compulsory program go on to further education. Student Union. When, then Karr stated that WLUSU does not How to work abroad pg. 12 Part of the program. At the Val Sigler has been with Katimavik on Liquor Services Coordinator Mike plan to replace O'Keefe until mid- artier Army Base all thirty-three in field staff, as a group leader and for Belanger accepted the newly created August. Karr said that since there is Feature: A.C.'s in Ontario er group lived in barracks, took three years in her present position. Housing Director position one half no time at present to look for a Pg. 16 purses in French for half the time, She admits that the program had its year later, O'Keefe moved up to the replacement, and that business at first aid, rifle handling, share of "horror stories" in the Liquor Services Coordinator's post, cont'd on page 8 2 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983
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" " " by Darrell do; o E N LOC IN Bricker what job creation is supposed to descriptions. The efficiency ofsuch a r-Mij The Canada/Ontario Employ- assist people who can't find work to non-client related approach is, to il A ment Development (C.0.E.D.) develop new, more marketable job say the least, questionable. Program, a joint job creation skills? How does improving public In sum, the inappropriateness of program co-sponsored by both the facilities and industrial productivity C.O.E.D as a weapon against rising Ontarid and Federal Governments, help a person penetrate an unemployment is shockingly is the latest in a never-ending series increasingly complicated job obvious. It is nothing better than a
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deal - of attempts by government to market? Band-aid solution aimed at the I U-LOCK IT U KEEP THE KEY -- with the increasing Canadian The answer is provided in the symptoms rather than the causes of unemployment problem. program itself-it doesn't. The lack of unemployment. In a rush torespond Unfortunately, programs such as job skills development goals in to both Federal and Provincial ft HT\l SIZES 5 * 10-5* 15 I ill 1 0 - * C.O.E.D. (part of the Federal C.O.E.D. show explicitly that both opposition critics, both levels of m\ *10-10*15 10 20 M \\ 8 W OTHER SIZES /# New Economic the Ontario and Federal government have clearly made a I AVAILABLE Government's %\ \\ 112 UPON REQUEST i Employment Development Government did not bother to serious error in judgement. Instead m\ \\ OK /# Program) tend to be motivated by seriously consider the impact of the of putting Canadian tax dollars into political rather than practical program on its individual effective programs that attack concerns. Instead of concentrating participants. unemployment at its very root (such on developing a program that will The projects selected for as re-training programs for the 886-7350 dr xL WCOUYM >0^ have a meaningful impact on C.O.E.D. sponsorship are structurally unemployed and WATWLOO Ontario's unemployed (12.9%), it themselves a shocking indicator of incentive grants to industries who seems that C.O.E.D. was developed the irrelevance of C.O.E.D. as an have labour intense production), to show that the Governments in effective job creation effort. This both our Provincial and Federal Toronto and Ottawa are doing becomes especially important when Governments have instead opted for "something" about unemployment. one considers that the only people high-profile quantity (rather than Unfortunately for Ontario's eligible for C.O.E.D. employment quality) oriented job creation. These taxpayers (who are footing the bill), are those individuals who have types of job creation programs, as this something really amounts to exhausted their unemployment studies have shown, do nothing but nothing in terms of a meaningful insurance benefits. fuel inflation and provide impact on Ontario's unemployed. In other words, people who do not participants with non-marketable The idea of using job creation have the jobs skills to find gainful work experience. initiatives as a weapon to combat employment on their own. How Perhaps one Government official THE HERO unemployment is by no means a new then do projects like the Expansion whom I discussed C.O.E.D. with one. Since the Great Depression of of Waterloo Region's records knew the real reason behind the the 1930'5, job creation has been a inventory, a study of the program. "Look," he said, policy reality in the Canadian Municipality of Waterloo's audit "C.O.E.D only has one purpose, to political context. It seems odd then department, and the cleaning and give participants 52 more weeks of Federal and Provincial policy brushing of assorted tracts of public unemployment insurance. that WATKRI.CKMT^ITake a friend . meet a fnend, have I makers, when creating C.0.E.D., land relate to the development of Hopefully by then the economy will J some laughs . . enjoy the show ... try I J did not take any of the lessons ofthe marketable job skills. Better still, have recovered enough to reabsorb some Indulge in last 50 years into account; especially how are people who are at the them." darts. the good when it came to developing the bottom end of the employment If this is true, and I strongly objectives for this program. strata supposed to participate suspect that it is, Canadians have C.0.E.D., according to the effectively in any but the most once again become hapless victims N.E.E.D. program Directorate, is menial of the jobs produced by these of fraudulent government policy. designed to create "incremental projects? Hopefully the electorate's memory productive employment for Clearly, in a rush to find highly will not be short and both the unemployed persons experiencing visable projects to sponsor, the Provincial and Federal governments significant hardship". Although the administrators of C.O.E.D. went will be called to account on this issue purpose behind such an objective is about grasping at any and every in their next electorial contest. quite clear-to put people to work, opportunity that presented itself. Author's note: To qualify for the actual specifics of such an Instead of looking at the job skills of Unemployment Insurance a person objective are, to say the least, the local participant population and has to work 20 weeks in the current ambiguous. Especially when one using that as the yardstick for year earning insurable earnings. considers that the specific effects of developing an effective job creation C. O. E. D. wages are insurable; in fact, the program, on its participants, are game plan, we worked the other way C.O.E.D. workers will have At the Waterloo House not themselves exhausted 52 weeks U. I. even considered. What then is to around. They found a of benefits, comer ofKing and Erb streets. been paid be accomplished? group of programs sponsors and for C.O.E.D. work (a downtown Waterloo Quite clearly, the only recognized tried to find people who could fit maximum of 12 months) and qualify goal of C.O.E.D. is to "make work," each project's specific set of job for another 52 weeks fo U.I. benefits. or to put people to work for the sake of the work process itself. What this work is supposed to accomplish seems to be of no concern to the program designers in Ottawa and Toronto. Acording to just about every study done on the subject, arbitrary goals tend to not only confuse program participants but also turn individual projects into tax dollar British Columbia % Coßege i Durham CoUege vacuums that lack value for money |Dawson efficiency. In these times of inflationary strife, such a waste of Canadian tax dollars is almost criminal. Government critics of line of this * * thought would quickly retort that \ / C.O.E.D. is designed to improve "V Congratulations public facilities (Municipally sponsored projects) and the \ productive efficiency of Ontario's to theFord Mustang winners ix industry (Privately sponsored projects). These goals, in their minds, the Long Distance I are specific and positive in nature. What, however, do these goals have to do with altering the plight of the unemployed? Isn't that ss HELLO AGAIN I If You are Pregnant and in need of afriend, AnS-tetotho Sweepstakes thousands of other I Help is as near students who participated. as your telephone. Be sure to enter again next September. The winner could be you! Meanwhile, LjO VIQ■ IStd 11C6 Call good luck in your exams and keep on y Duioui ■ ■ ia# birthright saying Hello Again by Long Distance! TransCanada Telephone System 579-3990 4 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983
Why pay a Cord Editor? A good measure of a man's character can be taken in the way he responds to criticism. This Sunday, the WLUSU Board of Directors will be deciding whether or not to approve the Student Publications Board's recommendation that the job of Cord Editor become a paid fulltime position, nine months a year. This is an extremely important question which could have lasting consequences in terms of the quality ofthe Cord and the service which the paper is able to provide to the students of this school. It can be said that the Cord has reached a crossroads of sorts. The circulation ofthe paper has been increased 25% this year, as has the size of the average paper. Hopefully, this year's paper has begun to look in the direction of consistency, a commitment to professionalism, and the coverage of a broad enough selection of events and viewpoints to make it a paper which offers something for most students. The Cord has by no means totally fulfilled this responsibility, but we have tried to make the most of available human and physical resources. In terms of equipment for the physical production of the paper, the Cord has finally got most of the major necessary tools. As for human resources and the organization of a weekly newspaper... that's another story. There are simply not enough hours in a day or days in a week for students pursuing fulltime studies to adequately do all of the planning and organization, let alone the actual work that it takes to put out a good weekly newspaper. Editing the Cord is a fulltime job. Paying the Editor to devote all of her or his energies to the Cord would pay dividends in terms of the organization, planning and overall quality of the publication, improve the working atmosphere and accessibility of the Cord offices, not to mention eliminating the need for anyone to burn out. The proper organization of the Cord, which would benefit all staff and the student body in general, involves such matters as weekly staff meetings (every week), strict enforcement of deadlines, and planning of special issues and coverage ahead of time. Proper communication between all staff with each other and everyone within the school community that they must deal with is crucial to keeping each production cycle running smoothly. These goals can be much more easily achieved when there is someone in the office most of the time. The larger papers that have been put out this year have often required more time and work than they needed to. It is not that much more difficult to put out a good 20 or 24 page paper than a poor 16 page paper; proper organization makes the difference. The ideas of improving the Cord and ensuring that it remains a "student paper" are by no means exclusive. In fact, they go hand in hand. Quality invites contribution. There is a direct relationship between the consistency of the paper and the number of people who are willing to contribute to it. The financial impact on WLUSU would be minimal. Student Publications can LETTERS absorb close to 40% of the cost of paying an Editor an $8,000 salary without additional funding from the Student Union. A student organization does not have to mean disorganization. Depending on pride hurts athletes whether you believe that the Cord need only be a mishmash of rewritten press releases, Tuffy's fuzzy photographs and the odd smutty joke, or that the Cord should be an active, well- Editor: Team," our very own Hockey organized information source which attempts to serve the WLU student population as Dear Last school held Hawks. It was their and completely as possible, you may or may not see the need for the legitimization of the week the its night, It was a so. Just about every coach Editorship. Athletic Banquet. good rightly night and by except to say to these Of this year's Cord staff, 12 of the masthead staff are fully supportive of the need for, well attended all had something special The guys, and they deserved every word and the establishment next year of, a paid fulltime Cord Editor. Blaine stands alone in for one very large absence. Cord was in attendance. I am and every standing ovation that they his personal conviction (which I respect, yet disagree with) that establishing a paid not I got. Editor is not a necessary and good idea whose time has come. writing this letter because of this. The I have very much enjoyed the opportunity of playing Editor this year. I truly hope feel students should know what went other topic of conversation on that Let me first a focused on just how well Laurier that future Editors will be able to provide WLU students with quality, informative night. explain the later about Athletes have been doing. We have Cords all the way through the year, not just in the last few issues of the second term. little about night and to be and it was Establishing a paid Editor at the Cord would be a tremendous positive step in this why the Cord was not there. a lot proud of direction. On Wednesday March 16, 1983, probably best summed up by Barry Mike Strathdee WLU held its annual Athletic Lyon, our Public Relations Director Banquet at the Waterloo Inn. It's a and Varsity Soccer Coach. Barry traditional Dinner-Awards-Dance said that "Laurier is the only school night held to honour all Varsity in Ontario, and probably in Canada, Does education have a purpose? teams and their outstanding players. that has reached the National The event was well attended despite Championships in four major the that was the sports: Football, Basketball, Soccer Term after term, thousands of students file into the Athletic Complex in an effort to fact it mid-week of Student's and Hockey in the past 15-20 regurgitate those vital facts and ideas their professors deem to be relevant in cases of Third Year Business Integrated Case Week. There must years!!" Not bad for a school of future recall. Whether or not this data is ever used again is but secondary to the ideal have been 101 different awards. 3200! He's right when he says we've purpose of education: to teach the individual to think intelligently. Therefore, the (Please see the end of this letter for a got a lot to be proud of. question which must be addressed is whether or not the procedures used to derive this brief rundown of some of the It is exactly this point about end are truly effective. winners). The presentation "pride" that I would now like to In graduate schools it is not an uncommon sight to witness a student using ceremonies seemed to go on forever, direct my comments. The school "artificial" substances to stay awake for the remaining 48 or 72 hours before a crucial as is par for the course, but since should be proud of what every exam. He or she then hopes to expel the information so desperately needed to get that Laurier has so many fine athletes, varsity player has done for it. But passing grade. Upon leaving the exam room, exhaustion sets in and the mind goes into one night probably still isn't enough why then is this "story" relegated to neutral; never again to remember too much ofthe knowledge studied in the preceeding to do them justice. the"Letters" section. This is front 2 or 3 days. The sponge was squeezed dry and remains as such. In light of the directive The topic of most coaches page news! But unfortunately most for education, it would be ludicrous to say that the end justifies the means. centered around our "Cinderella cont'd on page 6 Here at Laurier it is mandatory that a final exam be worth at least 25% of the final grade for the student. In many cases, however, this level is increased to 50% and a few courses as much as 100%. The majority of students can get some level of academic reward during the term but every student still relies heavily upon that final exam. Because of the system, students have become specialized in the art of cramming just be an to hour. of it, but how reflective can this in .... prior that fateful We're all guilty Phone Number Mike Strathdee/Fditorw of higher learning? institution Blaine ( onnollv/News Kditor ways the system, some good and others not. Perhaps 884-2990,884-2991 There are many of improving Carl C lutchev/Kntertainment Kdilor of an exam would be one way to improve the placing a ceiling of 25% for the value Chuck Kirkham/Sporls Kdilor system. Little importance for the event would be lost but the high pressure tactics Features-Clip Kdilor schemes which could be truly could be traded in for more responsible marking Ralph IVAlessandro/Cop\ Kdilor himself. know ofa few situations in the reflective of an individual's capacity to apply I Jackie Kaiser/Production Manager can be gratified with but TUE V working world where four months of involvement 5 or 6 B Michaela Reieht/Production Assistant hours ot hard work. — Nanc\ Stobbe/Production Assistant There are many areas of education which are excellent and do provide students with ( red 1 ay lor/Photo Manager the tools necessary to raise their intellect. Exams can be one more tool used in the Karim irani/Photo Technician process but, unfortunately, they lose their intrinsic value when the ends can no longer (iomme/(iraphic Arts Technician justify the means. Nancv Hast/Circulation & Hling Manager
Its For better or worse, this is the second last issue of your student newspaper. of successes can only be truly measured by our readers but one can be assured the staff already in the making for next September prior to Monday this "rag" are pleased. But, alas, plans are All submissions to the Cord should be typed and handed in to the Cord office therig t to and if the Cord is to stand tall in 83/84, it will require the collective efforts of as many noon.Letters must bear the author's full name and telephone number. The Cord reserves nature. letters are - We don't libellous All of the students as possible. You know for the students and by the students. refuse any submission which it considers to be racist, sexist, or in teel that you although the cogency the argument will be preserve need a firm commitment in stone valid until your 65th birthday, but ifyou subject to editing for length, of way next year, stop by and give us your name and may want to get involved in some Laurier University. in and The Cord Weekly is published 22 times a year by Student Publications ofWilfrid number. To start off September with a bang requires a small boom March The Cor is Editorial opinions are independent ofthe University. WLUSU. and Student Publications. You can't win if you don't play! April. a member of the Canadian University Press cooperative. > Blaine Connolly Subscriptions are available $12 per year post paid. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 5 What's Ragging You Integrated Case Unprofessional? Question of the Week by Mike Lund mistakes, but 32 of them? Let's be realistic. As students, we are constantly being reminded by our by Basil Healey Photos by Alfred Chong This week's column is almost entirely supplied by instructors of the importance of a professionally written readers, which is nice for a change. Big Charles is paper. In addition, we are even penalized marks foi too ragging about the clocks. He claims that it is virtually many spelling or grammatical errors in our written impossible to be on time in this school as the clocks are submissions. Some may think this policy is unfair, but 1 What was your reaction to the code conduct - of not synchronized. I say to look at the bright side how feel it is a useful one. It forces the writer to take some can they accuse you of being late? pride in his writing, and show some respect for his implemented at Queen's University? Rag of the month goes out to Dean Andrey who reader. Should a similar penalty be imposed upon supplied the following letter: faculty for similar conduct? Probably not, but I do feel Dear Mike, the students deserve better. Now that Disintegrated Case Week is over for the The quality of writing in the "Andrew Martin Third Year Business students, let's reflect back. Were Breeding Laboratories" case is disgraceful. I hope the there any problems? Other than the fact that there were members of the External Board were not given a copy of at least 32 spelling mistakes in the 41 page case (don't the case to read before Friday's final presentations as it Wilf Rellinger fornet the 3 pages of financial statements which weren't would definitely damage the image of our Business 2nd it. Geo. included in the count), I guess not. Did I say 32 spelling School. mistakes? That's almost one mistake a page, not a bad As it states in the handout we received last Monday average. morning, regarding Integrated Case, "Our collective I would list all the errors that were found but that objective should be to demonstrate to the External would take too much room, so I'll just touch on a few. Board of Directors (and each other) that our standards How can one company have three different names in are based on EXCELLENCE and integrity." the same paragraph? (Thone? Rhone? Rhome?) Pick I simply suggest a little more care be taken in the favourite. How times do have to . many you , . your spell future. r "close" wrong before you get it right, even if it is by Dean Andrev accident? (clost?) Like most people, I was always under Well said Dean. Keith Theodore would like to add the impression that "I"and "A" were the only single the following comment. "I'm glad to see that someone letter words in the english language. It now appears that touched on a least one ol the faulty aspects of this year's a new word has entered our language, the word "s". integrated case. I hope that this type of feedback will be Susan Fisher Finally, would someone please tell me what the word taken into full consideration for the benefit of future 1st it. Psych. conventiently means? third year students and the integrity of the integrated Now these may be small points, as everyone makes case exercise." Letters... cont'd
"bye" directly to the finals. Report to gain a better SBE elections You also mentioned that TNUC understanding of what's happening didn't finish in the top three, they to newspapers in this country. unrepresentative? instead finished sth and got to play Sincerely, the 10th placed team. This schedule Laura Gainer Pete Sibold On March 10 the voting for was set before the first league game 4th yr. Bus. business, economics and business was played so how could it have Supersports co-op representatives was held. To been set up for TNUC's benefit? the vast majority of students in these Oh yes, for your second point of programs this statement probably having 3 teams tied for first place. well done comes as a surprise. This is because The Unit with 9-1-2 record. The the publicity for this election was Buckets with 10-2 and the Herrdogs I am writing to congratulate the non-existent. with 10-2. organizers of Super Sports for a job To advertise the possibility of You noticed how the Unit was well done. The Media tend to only nominations, dittos were strewn awarded first place and questioned comment on the organization of randomly throughout the Peter's the reasoning. A head to head, who Sports events when they are poorly building. In the days before the beat who system was not feasible as run. actual election, I noticed one poster the Unit beat the Buckets, Buckets The evening ran smoothly from describing when and where it was to beat the Herrdogs and the Herrdogs registration right through to the last be held. Unfortunately this poster beat the Unit. event. The competitors enjoyed a was on the second floor of the The next and usual step was the fun night with fierce competition Kathy Nykyforuk Peter's Building where most goals for and against ratio. The Unit seen in many events. 3rd vr. Psych. students would never notice it. had 78 for and 26 against. Buckets Thanks again for all the time and There was no explanation of what had 59 and 30 respectively and the work volunteered by the officials in these positions meant and no formal Herrdogs 40 and 18. The Unit was making the '83 version of Super opportunity to find,out the opinions clearly the winner and hence was Sports a success. or ideas of the candidates. This awarded first place. Lan Clancy resulted in a turnout which barely This in fact was a very usual way gave double digit vote totals for of determining the final standings most oi the candidates. and I am open to hear what league- Buffalo Chips Supposedly, representing the operates differently. opinions of students to the faculty is I respect your opinion Mr. Angus, not amusing a fairly important position and it but feel you should have researched seems ludicrous that those your data further before comment. voted in Dear Editor: only represent about 5% of the total Yours truly, Nowak & Kaivula We would like to express our eligible voters. John Sanderson Grail S mdics extreme dissatisfaction with the Dave Jones Intramural Hockey convenor "tribute to International Men's Day" by Roberts and Gauley in last week's Buffalo Chips. Was this Intramurals Media quality column an attempt at humour? Ifso, we think they have failed miserably. defended questioned Personally, we do not find that the problems of today, such as I am responding to last week's I read with interest Richard K. pornography and wife battery, lend letter by Mr. Angus in respect to the Taylor's letter in last week's Cord. themselves to humour. It is indeed a Intramural rules and their needed But I was puzzled. How could sad reflection of today's mentality changes. anyone work for 15 years as a when issues such as these are treated Mike; I will admit that the playoff journalist and not recognize the with such disrespect. What will next schedule of having the Ist placed deterioration in the product of this week's topic be: "the humourous Art Van Santen team matched up against the 6th and profession? side of suicide" or perhaps "the 3rd vr. Bus. 2nd against 7th etc.,.down to the sth This is not to say that I question hilarity of child abuse?" vs - 'Oth is a bit different. Mr. Taylor's integrity but 1 cannot I I'rcd H'agncr myself questioned this and tried accept that owners and publishers for Kathy King changes but was informed by do not have influence over content Gary Jefferies as to its reasoning. or that all media personnel seek to com'd on page 6 To make the league more present "unbiased, fearless competitive and-to give all teams an recording of fact." even " The Cord would like to chance was Jefferies One has only to read any local response. apologize for printing an This stru dure has all Thomson newspaper to realize that incorrect price on food for teams playing an opponent 5 seeds, it should be renamed an advertising a item lower or higher. It is the fairest and paper. If one took to heart the Viva Zapata. ls more competitive. accuracy of all medial reports, The special was advertised for Also Mike, the first placed team Canada should now be under the all.you can eat at $4.99 after the would have been rewarded, as the direct control of the Klu Klux Klan. expiry of the offer. We apologize winner of the final game between the I can only suggest to Mr. Taylor # for any inconvenience this may lrst an( J 6th placed team received a that he read the Kent Commission have caused. 6 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 -x TOM SELLECK BESS ARMSTRONG in High LETTERS Road lb China Football MVP: Bill Bychowski Hockey MVP: Terry Thompson Fun and adventure at turn. Soccer every Tuffy talks MVP: Scott Fraser Unsung Hero Award:
—— — — ~ , \ . . 7?- 1 Frank Furgiuele cont'd from page 4 Person Contributing athletes will not get the proper Most to Athletics: Women: recognition that they deserve in this Theresa Noonan, Men: Rick paper, and that's because of Coach Pajor Special Knight's decision. Awards: Wayne Gowing Tuffy Knight-100 wins It seems that Coach Knight has not appreciated some of the Mark Van Dongen comments that the Cord has had to Varsity Soccer paper say about him and/or his football team. Coach Knight refused to issue Ikg&pF anyone from the Cord a ticket. It Support for JBm IPSir: appears to me that Coach Knight w' wgmßm ffij^Mi !■ || W has felt that his "pride" has been * attacked and this is his way of letting paid editor * gk\\y§ jC'jfT 1 .„_ the Cord know where he stands. At one in the . ji point night, Tuffy ~«>-w'•■ ■ j| thanked the Record and Chronicle, Dear Cord Weekly: as well as the T. V.and Radio people Congratulations on your recent for their support. The Cord was efforts to secure some kind of >. \ i obviously missing from this group. appropriate remuneration v |»b^^H||m for the Later on Coach Knight delivered a Fditor of the Cord Weekly. rather drawn out. and often close to For most people, working on a slanderous, attack on those student newspaper is a labour of unnamed individuals that want only love that involves untold amounts of to criticize our teams. The blood, toil, sweat and tears. They nfl ■'v *^^TnßllMllin'[l . >llf'' «SB^> implication that he was talking shouldn't have to pay an additional about the Cord was clear. But his price that includes academic failure, % Jg&3p iyiiP^ words rang hollow when one physical exhaustion and mental H considers that his words are burnout, even though this is often > :::>jß Jalls^f^M <•*• ■ JmSSgrwB ■ ■ 112" cMff Mjgfflfflff x?-x «if certainly different than his actions. the case Paying your Editor so If Coach Knight is truly concerned he/she can plan in advance to be a about giving our athletes proper part-time student will alleviate much recognition then this has to be one of this problem. event that should not have been I wouldn't presume to suggest missed. If Coach Knight wants how much the Editor should get U GOLDEN HARVEST /JADRAN FILM Present A FRED WEINTRAUB Production CITY FILMS A HUTTON Film tor BRIAN G paid. TOM SELLECK BESS ARMSTRONG "HIGH ROAD TO CHINA" positive press theji he should be That's something better left to | Also Starring JACK WESTON] WILFORD BRIMLEY ROBERT MORLEY BRIAN BLESSED CASSANDRA (.AVA taking steps towards fostering better your own research about what Music by JOHN BARRY Executive Producer RAYMOND CHOW Based on the book by JON CLEARY relationships with the Cord. Instead Editors in comparable situations are Screenplay by SANDRA WBNTRAUB ROLAND and S LEE POGOSTIN Produced by FRED WEINTRAUB Directed by BRIAN G. HUTTON he bars them from the dinner. receiving. I would urge, however, [Read the Wam«f Ptpertoackl Technicolor * Technovision * ROM WftNCR BROS A WARNER COMMUNICATIONS COMPANY Q Are these the kind of actions that that you consider paying everyone C -9&J Warner B*C6 All Higne, Rnrw one expects from the Director of more. In terms of the human NOW PLAYING AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU. Athletics? Will our athletes, that dynamics of a student newspaper, Check your local listings for details. we're supposed to be proud of, have the goal should always be a shared to read about themselves through burden of effort and responsibility. letters because a personal conflict This year, the Cord has made bans the school's newspaper from significant moves in the direction of reporting on these events? C'mon becoming more professional. The Tuffy, lighten up! You're not delineation and acceptance of making this situation any better responsibility are crucial factors in a through these kind of actions. Your professional approach, and proper players deserve better. remuneration is an important Here now is the list of winners for component in bringing this about. 1 this year's Athletic Banquet. wish you every success in your Star Congratulations to all and I efforts. apologize to those I missed. Basketball (W) MVP: Dianne Yours truly, Branson Basketball (M) MVP: Doug BJ Del Conte quality Aitchinson ORCUP Fieldworker, 1982-83 I Love Laurier The number selecting Laurier as It seems Laurier is quite a popular first choice on the three choice place to come to, according to the application total 1766, up 16.6 per number of applications received for cent over this time last year. this September by the university. Arthur Stephen, associate With applications still coming in, registrar for admission, said the Wilfrid Laurier University now has number of high school students 4.8 applicants for every space j seeking admission to Laurier has in its various programs this fall. tripled in the past seven years from Applications from Grade 13 2000 in 1976 to more than 6000 now. students now stand at 6,014, up by "This increase in application is 16.7 per cent over applications i unmatched by any other Canadian received at the same time a year ago university in this period," Stephen (As of February 18, 1983). All of said. "It is also the eighth straight these applicants are competing for year that we have an ever-increasing some 1300 seats this fall. rate of applications."
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Are you superficial?
by Dave Adams exposing the timid and defenseless inner self. When we have A. t this time of the year the thoughts of many of us turn to the courage to do this, we do so with the hope that people different things. Sure we have exams looming ever closer, as won't trample over that defenseless inner self, now that we've well as all of those term papers that we've known about since taken off our protective outer self. January (or September for that matter!) We thought that the Unfortunately though, a lot, if not all of us learned very end of March and the beginning of April would never arrive. early in life, usually with a close friend or our first love, that Well guess what folks, it's here! opening up and showing our inner self only brought pain and To the first year student the end of the year brings relief and hurt. Essentially, showing the inner self is putting yourself at satisfaction, as he has made it through first year university and the mercy of somebody else. You're showing somebody else he can leave school with the knowledge that next fall will bring what makes you really you and at the same time you give the another group of timid, bewildered looking people called person the chance to accept or reject you and the chance to "FROSH" to fill the "low-man-on-the-totem-pole" spot that abuse you if they so desire. Like normal organisms, we tendto he is vacating. For many others though, the end of the school shy away from pain producing stimuli and consequently we year arouses different feelings: feelings of sadness, and the wither consciously or unconsciously decide within ourself to same uncertainty and bewilderment that the Frosh of'B3 will never reveal our inner self to anyone again because it is too feel in the new environment at a new stage in their lives. For painful. We end up being fashionably superficial. "No, I won't those graduating, it means saying good-bye to a lot of our say no to friendships or romances, but I'm not going to get closest friends who have shared with us three or four of involved with those people. Oh sure, I'll talk about the probably the best or most traumatic years of our entire lives. It weather or the wild party over at Little House last night but don't ask me about life issues or anything that really matters because you're getting too personal and you're starting to care For those of us not graduating, I think the end of too much about me. Then I'll be tempted to take down some the year brings us a sense of joy as well as a sense of my fronts, and I don't want to do that, because that causes of sadness. too much pain. Isn't it enough that I talk to you about the weather? Isn't it enough that I look like you with my "red tabs", a LaCoste shirt and topsiders? Why should I take down also means facing the real adult world and trying to find not my superficial front? People still accept me and I manage not only a job, but also an identity in the conservative, "dog-eat- to get hurt by letting others see the real me. Well, that sounds dog world" so foreign to the happy-go-lucky university like the right way to live life to me—painless and accepted in student. For those of us not graduating, I think the end of the any crowd. However, I submit to you that the only way to find year brings to us a sense of joy as well as a sense of sadness. We true happiness and true meaning in your friendships and have sadness because we have to leave good friends and good times to go home and work (if we can find a job!) for the summer. Yet it brings joy because we now understand all of I was so open, but without ever showing people my the potential and opportunity that going to university brings. inner self, I would never have discovered some of We understand that university is more than business cases, the good friends I have now. reserve room readings and booking it. We understand that university is good people and friends. This is where the joy comes in, for we know that even though we are going home for romances is to be willing to constantly reveal your inner self to the summer, we will always have another year ahead of us to other people. Now you might think I'm nuts, opening myself enjoy with our friends and to learn about life. Or will we? up to all ofthat emotional pain (yes, guys feel it as well as girls) Three or four years flies by before you know it. 1 think it must and for a while I thought I was too. I asked myself why I kept be most disheartening for those people graduating that realize showing my inner self to other people when all they ever did that they waited to long (third or fourth year) before they was walk all over me or throw my concern or caring right back made an attempt to get involved in their school, to get to know in my face. Then I really discovered how worth while that had other people, and most importantly, to let other people know been. The phrase comes to mind "You have to kiss a lot of them. For we university students are masters of the toads before you find a prince." I think the same principle superficial. applies here: I went through a lot of pain because I was so This is the topic I would like to address—superficiality. A open, but without ever showing people my inner self, I would wise man once said: "I'm not who 1 think I am, and I'm not never have discovered some of the good friends 1 have now. who you think I am. I am what I think you think I am." Don't There would never have been the depth in my relationships worry if you don't understand that right away. I'm a that there is now, if 1 hadn't been willing to take down the psychology major and it took me a while to see exactly what barriers and just be me. he's getting at, but read it again and try to understand it. If you Another very important reason for always trying to present do this you will soonrealize how true it is. So many of us aren't my inner self to other people is because that's the way God ourselves but rather we create a facade; we assimilate the latest sees me. 1 can't hideanything from that all knowing Being and fashions, manners of speech, characteristics and ideals into outer and inner self are one to Him. I'm inclined to think that's one great "socially acceptable" mask that we think people will how God would want us to be towards one another, that is, like and think highly of. We tend to wear this great mask not divided up into inner and outer selves, but rather just throughout our university career and some of us persist in simply one self—the inner being the outer and the outer being wearing it throughout marriage and for the rest of our lives. the inner. Sure it's a lot more painful existence, opening How tragic to have never had the courage to be yourself. ourselves up and letting people walk over us if they like, but Some of you might be asking in what way does it take maybe if everybody was simply themselves we'd all be more courage to be yourself? Well, if you've ever been in "love" aware and sensitive to our own walking over others and we (however you wish to define that) you can probably answer might stop doing it. Often we find too, that the only things that question. I think the answer, however, is applicable to really worth having in life are things that cause us some every relationship we have, whether it involves our parents, suffering to obtain. After all, it would have been far easier for our friends, or the one we love. us to quit school at sixteen, but easy is not always best, that's Why does it take courage to be yourself? Because it involves why we're here at university sometimes going through pain and The having the guts to expose yourself, to open yourself up to suffering. same is true for superficiality. It's the being hurt, disappointed, disillusioned, and vulnerable. It easiest way of going through life but the best way?--Well, I involves stripping off the hard and resilient outer mask anu have my doubts. Do you have the courage to really be you? The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 The National Ontario freezes OSAP allowances The Ontario ministry of peak at Colleges 25 per cent this summer, up and universities also announced from the 1982 TORONTO(CUP)--Ontario's stu- peak of 19.3 per cent. dent aid recipients will have to live March 9 an increase of eight per cent William Clarkson, director of the on $85 per week next year because of in funding to the Ontario Student ministry's student award branch, a provincial freeze on living Awards Plan, up from this year's said the freeze is the first ever, but allowances. $ I 19.4 million. "the big problem is that government "I'm totally shocked that it's About 90,000 Ontario university revenues are way down and the being frozen," said Helena Mitchell, and college students received money just isn't available." chair of the Canadian Federation of provincial assistance in 1981-82, or He denied the freeze would force Students-Ontario (CFS-O). CFS-O one in three. any students to drop out of school. representatives said Toronto's Mitchell said the increase is A second-year nursing student at Social Planning Council calculates "extremely disappointing" because Ottawa's Algonquin College said an individual needs a minimum of student aid applications increased she tinds the announcement very $123.50 per week to live in Ontario 29 per cent this year and with high depressing. "I'm finding it very hard and $137 per week in Toronto. student unemployment will to live on my student loan this year. B.C. aid recipients are allowed a probably do the same next year. If I don't get a job this summer, my living allowance of $115.25 per CFS-O researcher Richard Balnis situation will be desperate." week. thinks student unemployment may Women plagued by 'lay for an A' Bar | UP TO 30 SELECTIONS OTTAWA (CUP)--A recent Women's Centre says in these cases Yvon McNicoll, U of r incident at the University of Ottawa the centre offers the victim support, superintendent of protection has starkly revealed the need for a understanding and compassion. If services, said in his six years at the sexual harassment grievance the woman chooses to report the university no rapes have been Hot Buffet committee there. incident they will assist her in any reported on campus. Does this mean I student who was they can, but if she doesn't their none have occured? VARIOUS HOT DISHES An international way having problems with a class hands are tied. "No, it doesn't mean that it approached a professor for help. He And the U of O isn't the only doesn't happen," he said. "It means offered tutoring at his home. When university faced with the problem of that we don't know about it." she went, he made physical advances sexual harassment, although it is one Caroline Andrew, of the women's and when she protested, he didn't of the few that has yet to establish studies co-ordinating gommittee, stop. He raped her. procedure to deal with the problem. says fear of reprisal has to be |j% The woman said nothing of the Campuses that have established alleviated before students will come .95- such procedure include Concordia forward with complaints. Sat. I incident that occured in early a Mon. one when University, McGill University, the "It's difficult for students to 11:00 a.m. February, until week later she told two of her classmates. They University of Alberta and York report this sort of thing as there are were shocked and urged her to visit University. The University of so many other variables. Marks are p.m. I 2:30 the women's centre on campus. Toronto is in the process of creating a consideration as well as how it will She went but refused to make a one. affect the rest of their education." formal complaint for several reasons. She had recently became a Canadian citizen and felt very frightened and contused. She was CBC must be strong: Juneau not sure whether the professor's IBTsalad normal, Juneau, while the CBC's goal is to actions weren't but her VANCOUVER (CU P)—Canada classmates assured her they weren't. needs a strong national promote Canadian culture. Roxanne Lepine of the U of O broadcasting company to retain a The CBC should be a service sense of national identity, CBC offered to the whole public in president Pierre Juneau recently Canada," Juneau said. "This means told a University of B.C. audience. both hockey and opera. We must "We must ensure Canadian voices program with all people in mind." are not artificially stifled by The CBC imports American economic circumstances," Juneau programs to help its financial base, told 400 people March 12. "Wecan't said Juneau. While it costs about $1 rely on market forces to achieve our million to produce an episode of goals." "Dallas", it costs only $50,000 to The U.S. can rely on market buy the Canadian rights, he said. forces because its population offers a large economic base for advertisers, said Juneau. Canadian firms spend only $36 per capita on O'Keefe advertising, compared to $54 spent by American firms, he said. cont'd page / Most countries have a national from broadcasting corporation, said the pubs will be slow between the Juneau, adding that the U.S. is the end of the term and the second or exception, not the rule. The CBC third week of August, he sees no performs a much different role than pressing need to fill the position in the U.S.'s Public Broadcasting the meantime. Other pub staff will System, he said. be filling in and taking up the duties "PBS is a showcase for the normally performed by the Liquor programs of the world," said Services Coordinator.
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-===— Students can beat the system - Nader 1 WINNIPEG (CUP)-There is a way Nader said if students become He called on Canadians to such a demonstration would 19th Washington, to beat the system, and students are involved, "the boredom that organize a march on comm a n d the all ent i on of in an ideal position to learn how, pervades students would be D.C., to bring attention to acid rain. Americans who now ignore the USED BOOK according to American consumer eliminated. You need subject matter He said Canadians have never jues. rights advocate Ralph Nader. that challenges the values." marched in Washington before, and SALE Nader, a self-described "full-time citizen," told more than 300 University of Manitoba students I 29 that many problems facing Cockburn slams Canadian foreign policy Jan. Friday, April 8 Canadians are because "you're not Noon - 9 pm in control of your own country." OTTAWA(CUP)—After returning is on the books for aid to the Cockburn and Oxtam worker with auction 6 - 6:30 pm He called Canada "the world's from a 17 day tour of refugee camps Hondurans," said Cockburn. "But Marc Allain were also in Central leading super-colony for the U.5.," in Nicaragua and Mexico, Canadian there is no visible policy for America during the Pope's recent Saturday, April 9 and urged Canadians to develop singer-songwriter Bruce Cockburn Nicaragua." visit and both attended the last mass 9 - skills' such as learning how slammed the federal government's Contrary to MacEachen's claims, the Pope said before leaving am 2 pm 'citizen with Children's lobby for certain issues. foreign policy in Central America. Cockburn said Canadian policy Nicaragua. sale to at am Universities are an ideal place to Cockburn, who recently visited differs little from American foreign "I think the Pope really blew it in 9 practise these skills, Nader said, Central America with singer- policy in the area. "The U.S. policy Nicaragua," said Cockburn. "He Nancy was by because students have an internal songwriter White, on an is isolating Nicaragua." misled the church First United Church sponsored added: "The hierarchy." communication system and can Oxfam-Canada tour, said He policies are Waterloo combine activism with their daily Canadian policies are a "token basically a commercial effort. There According to Allain, the Pope routine. effort." is growth in Nicaragua that must be "arrived with preconceived notions. The Nader said that becoming Just before their Ottawa press supported." people were hoping he would Sponsored by K-W effective citizens would aid students conference March 10, White and The two singers visited villages call for peace; they wanted to tell Canadian Federation met external and camps of their suffering. Instead he in examining their university. Cockburn with affairs refugee in Nicaragua him of University Women He said students should look at minister Allan MacEachen and where hundreds of Guatamalan spoke about church unity, he how courses are chosen, and what employment and immigration refugees have lied their wartorn ignored peace." Proceeds for Scholarships type of information is and isn't minister Lloyd Axworthy. homeland. The two also took Cockburn and White plan to and Community taught. "I don't know what it's like "Mr. MacEachen says that "desperately needed" shipments of continue their work with Oxfam, Service here, but in the States the courses are Canada is playing an important role medical supplies to the camps. particularly as fundraisers. a mere image of job market in Central America; a new program demands." The humanities and social sciences are considered "flabby" in the U.S., he said. In commerce, "knowledge that could offend the powers-that-be is not offered. The kind of knowledge that is taught is heavily shaped by corporate values." Nader also used engineering as an example of courses inculcating students in corporate values. "They teach you to be engineers for the corporation rather than teaching you the kind ofengineering that would remedy the pollution the corporations are causing. "Why did it take so long to find out what they were dumping into the Great Lakes? It wasn't the corporation's job to examine and reveal that." He said citizens must gain experience and skills to fight corporate misconduct. HIRE YOURSELF "More harm is caused by corporate violence than by street crime, but when was the last time you saw a corporate executive go to jail for polluting the St. Lawrence River?" THIS SUMMER Katimavik cont'd from page I organization and continuity between groups for projects lasting 15 OR AND WANT TO START YOUR OWN longer than three months. OVER. The present system places a group or project leader in the hosting BUSINESS, YOU MAY I-"OR AN community for the duration of the SUMMER QUALIFY project. One leader in Milton working with the Halton Regional LOAN UP TO $2000 IN THE STUDENT Conservation Authority has been INTEREST-FREE there 11 months and is presently working with her third group. She CAPITAL PROGRAM. GET AN APPUCATION says that this system allows a better VENTURE liaison between the community and the Katimavik volunteer workers. It L, also provides for better project AT YOUR H!GH SCI 100 COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY continuity between groups. The projects that Katimavik volunteers undertake are ones that PLACEMENT CENTRE OR WRITE TO THE could not normally be carried out for lack of finances and are based on four objectives: service to ONTARIO YOUTH SECRETARIAT. 700 BAY STREET communities, personal develop- ment, environmental awareness and understanding of the country. 2ND FLOOR;TORONTO MSGIZ6. 1650 of 7500 applicants to the program will be accepted this year for SEun? ln co-operation with the Royal Bank and the Ontario Chamber of Commerce. according to Elaine Siglerbut, as she ©SecretariatSocial Development points out, not all applicants would be able to participate by their selected starting dates due to change of plans, job offer or acceptance into post-secondary education. The program is open to single Canadian citizens between 17 and 21- Application deadlines are March 23 for regular projects beginning June 1, 1983, April 30 for July 13, and July 2 for September 14. July 2 ls also the deadline for military projects beginning September 14, 1983. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 ENTERTAINMENT
Guitar has always been my source of income - Wilcox
by Dave Bradshaw Wilcox: Yes, it is simple and good at any I would have to that's exactly the way I would like it concentrate on one. Guitar was Last Thursday night the Turret to stay. We don't have flash pods kind of my bastard instrument; I'd hosted David Wilcox, the unique and bombs and lasers—we don't sit in my room and play along with guitarist/singer from Toronto who think that those things are what it's rock 'n roll records. his recently released first album, all about. We just want to play good Woods". Cord: are always hearing "David Wilcox: Out of the music that people can appreciate. I People stories of hopeful who Wilcox, known for his high energy would rather do a show for four musicians take any job to tide them over until and ability on electric guitar, was people who had come to hear the they get on their feet; more than up for the full house at the music than a show for 4000 who do you have any such stories? Turret. He and the other two were there for the science fiction. Wilcox: Sorry, but I've always members of his band, Kit Johnson Cord: Did you always feel that (touch wood) been able on base, and Whitey Glan on drums, way? to earn a living playing guitar. I dropped out kept the crowd hopping and the Wilcox: No, there was a time of high school and have never music rocking. when I used to weara Zoot suit, with thought of doing anything except Wilcox's music is often compared a big moustache to hide behind, as making music. I've been lucky; to the sound of Georgie T. and well as doing crazy stunts like around my 21st birthday I got ajob the Destroyers; it is simple and punching holes in the ceiling tile
straight forward -- a definite with my guitar. I got bored with that as lead guitarist with a band called reflection of the man who visited stuff and decided to get down to lan Tyson and The Great Speckled Laurier last week. simply concentrating on being good Bird. There have been a few hunarv The following is an interview with and innovative on the guitar. moments but that's life. David Wilcox which gives a closer Cord: Your music is uniquely Cord: Your show relies on your look at the man who had them all David Wilcox, but who inspired you energy and charismatic excitement; hopping on Thursday night. to take the direction you have? how do you maintain that mental attitude for every show? What happens when you're down? Wilcox: Most ofthe time if you're down, music is the cure. I just go out and play my guitar and make music. The only really hard time is when you are physically ill, like a headache or something—then you just take a few aspirin and do everything you can. I've been seriously ill only once, a time when I had stomach flu. I threw up just before going on stage; went out and played a few tunes and collapsed—l did my best. I would rather refund the audience their money for a bad show than give them a half performance. photos by Dave firadshaw Cord: Your album is doing quite "If you're down, music is the cure. I just go out and play are you pleased well, with its success my guitar and make music." so far? Wilcox: Yeah, we are a little surprised at how well it has done; it was put together relatively inexpensively and has sold beyond our expectations. The State of the Pub Cord: It's been said that since so much of David Wilcox's appeal is by Scott McIntyre his energy, that you can't get all of generous compensation, and after David Wilcox on record. their payment, little is left from what With the Wilcox: We feel the difference Although scrutinization of the the Turret pays Samboard. in the between recording and live is like the campus pub is to be anticipated at equipment costs incurred difficult to difference between oil and water any university, past weeks' articles business, it is, therefore, and test the latest releases colour—each is a different medium. have expressed a dissatisfaction afford with the We like doing both and hope to do which is long overdue. However, Laurier crowd. note another record. this is not to say that all criticisms People attending our pub can the absence of a "mod flair" among What do you see are justified, or can be directed at Cord: for your the students and setting; little Cord: David, although your Bel 1 any one group in particular. Wilcox: ieve it or not was future? spillover from Toronto or London show has received raves for its We might do a in With regards to the music, heavily inspired by Elvis Presley. As Wilcox: video clubs evident. This being energy and musical accusations have responded to the pubs and is excitement, it far as moving towards the guitar, it the future but not now. I don't agree ~ stale, safe, non-progressive tunes the case, many Laurier students isn't very flashy. Is there a reason was a choice 1 made. I played 19 with just doing lip syncs. Mostly and bands that are heard the have started looking elsewhere for for that or is it something you just different instruments all a little bit. what we want to do is just play more in Turret. Being involved with the nightlife, and consequently, the haven't got to yet? and decided that if I was going to get music for more people. provision of music at Laurier, I am emergence of alternative clubs has aware of the difficulties encountered taken place. it with a music service. Those active in At U of W, Samboard finds this area are making greater efforts plays to crowds with fewer Strangeness Beauty- an experiment- for improvements of DJ services this anxieties about enjoying new year; as in other years, those with music. The difference in attitudes power to make changes were and tastes is probably a result of the a state of mind- a sound- the future sometimes indifferent and CKMS format and the Bombshelter, unreceptive of students' views. which also airs up to date material. with idea of by James Murray synthesizer seemed to embody hall gave Sloski the most freedom to I'm not comfortable the improvise the DJ's at the Turret would like tastes by playing Modern instrumental music they of a life on its own, exploring without destroying shaping people's atmosphere had been created. nothing better than to play more particular rather, the views call it—a progression that crosses different sounds and textures. that music, Jazz hounds moved in ecstasy in progressive "new music", but they on the Turret expressed lately jazz and the synthesizer. Songs David Piltch took his fretless bass are their chairs like electroshock stifled by a narrow-minded and should be welcomed and considered become dreamscapes that border on on many exciting improvisations, conservative crowd. patients trapped in a video game, further. To foster the development while his acoustic bass soared a dark side of dreams, entering a while most everyone else was caught Perhaps the traits of many a of an admirable campus pub (up- mournfully on such tracks as "Turret goer" can be netherworld where ambience meets in a trance that was kept up for the attributed to dated decor, facilities, and music) "Starlost", and the "Six Locusts". past experiences. the modern jazz, with "Strangeness two-one hour sets. Ziegfried Hall Patrons were people will play a major role. On the song "Back to Nowhere", the accustomed to certain Beauty" as the human incarnation. and its 180 occupants were taken on hearing songs If our pub is to exist with a more bass lines the and were originally The title fits after one experiences precise set imagination reluctant to dynamic nature, any students afloat, the it an acoustic odyssey that left dance to unfamiliar sounds, despite room for improvement the music. while synthesizer set feeling that free. normalcy and convention behind. their merit and those From the opening number, on frequent ensuing abounds should contact Between songs, ambient tapes left us acceptance. Thus, in Saturday at Ziegfried Hall, "Back to Mike Sloski on the drums drove attempting to responsible at the Samboard office witnessing something close to satisfy as many Nowhere", the trio took (light. Ron the song, giving it more push than individuals as or at the Student Union office. If possible, safe songs a Allen was limited in that he only had the recorded version. Sloski's Tangerine Llream. Occasionally, the became the Laurier students could provide norm. The adherence to safe format significant, two hands. A soprano saxaphone drumming at times held the band members spoke to let us know mandate, or even show can also be blamed on the limited and that looked like a toy was songs together as Allen improvised that they were enjoying themselves— support, a more progressive funds Samboard has to work with. for transformed into a dozen and Piltch experimented with the which was evident-- and to secure future could be possible at the receive less instruments of sound. His rhythms. f3ancing Woolly Masters communicate precise obscurities. DJ's Turret than the Turret. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 11 Book Review: Travel manual provides globetrotter guide
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A of personal appearances the release of series followed previously unheard instrumental dance music. Once again by Dana Stone The motto the was "Human "Exposure". of tour Contact", Fripp had done the unexpected. Also in this period, Fripp was and Fripp was exactly what he had described himself earlier—a heard on Gabriel's third album and on David Bowie's "Scarv One of the most important occurences in the music scene of small, mobile and intelligent unit. He played very small venues Monsters." the 80's has been the re-emergence of Robert Fripp. The man, on the tour, some even in record stores with an audience of The League of Gentlemen's album was released in early who some cite as one of the main originators of progressive fourteen people. The largest gig was at the Bathurst Street 1981 and followed quickly by "Let The Power Fall", another rock, arrived to lend credibility to a brand of music generally Theater in Toronto, which held 500 people for four sold out album of Frippertronics. On the album notes Fripp stated that looked down upon. He even stood up for Disco claiming it performances. The theater was dark, and a Frippertronic tape the "drive to '81" was finished and the "incline to 1984", -his was the musicians' response to rock's inability to swing, was sound corners. As bouncing around its four people found second three year campaign-was about to begin. stating that it occurred "despite the business, not because of their seats, Fripp was highly visible, making "Human It was around March when the first word of Fripp's new it." The attraction to the new music for Fripp was the energy; Contact". He was open to talk about any musical subject with activities emerged as King Crimson had reformed. The new an energy similar to that which fuelled the start of King anyone. Possibly the following paragraph can provide an band consisted of Fripp, former Crimson drummer Bill Crimson in 1969. example of what to this Sunday at the of the expect Theatre Bruford, Tony Levin on bass, and guitarist Adrian Belew, Arts at U of W. who Fripp had met through his work with Eno. All the players The drive to 81' is finished. The incline 84' is were known in their own right, and together the potential was to the he sat a about to begin. Upon taking stage, with his guitar just outside immense. Their first effort was release i in'Octoberat the same single white spotlight. Beside him was a table with two tape time as their North American tour. decks. He began playing along with the tape and continued for Again the tour was of small auditoriums, in keeping with With Fripp's move from his home town of Wimborne to twenty minutes. After this he explained what he was doing, the "Human Contact" policy, and again some people had London, he teamed up with brothers Peter and Michael Giles both technically with the tape decks and socially with the tour. come with expectations. Fripp was so angered at one person to form "Giles, Giles, and Fripp". After a fairly unsuccessful The people who had come to hear Peter Hammill screaming constantly shouting a request for "20th Century Schizoid album and the addition of lan McDonald, Peter Giles left to "Disengage" were disappointed, but that's what Fripp Man", that he stood and told the person "to shut up and listen be replaced by Greg Lake and the band became King wanted. He explained that the chances of enjoying something or leave." With the exception of "Red", from the 1974 album Crimson. are greater if you expect nothing from it or try to capture more of the same name, the group played a staggering set of new The first year saw high critical acclaim for the group's live of it with a picture or tape—some listened and some went King Crimson music. performances and the release of the landmark album "In the home. At the end of the performance there was no encore— Court of the Crimson King". It also saw their first American which disappointed those who had anticipated one—however, The best way to be prepared for the changing tour and the metamorphasis, with leaving the find the door first everyone upon leaving people were shocked to Fripp at world of music was to be a small, mobile and except Fripp and lyricist Peter Sinfield (Greg Lake left band shaking hands with all who had attended. intelligent unit. to form Emerson, Lake and Palmer). Over the next five years, The next step in Fripp's "drive to 81" (the first of his three a total of nine albums were released by a constantly changing year campaigns), was the release of "God Save the Queen", an line-up of King Crimsons. Only Fripp remaned from the first album of Frippertronics and Discotronics. The music on this The rest of 1981 and the first part of the next year was spent King Crimson album to the last. Also from this period are cut was quite interesting: the Frippertronics was heard in its on a world tour with King Crimson and also recording their some interesting experiments between Fripp and synthesist purest form, some of the selections being taken from the second album "Beat." Later that year, he finished recording Brian Eno. One of Fripp's all time great guitar solos is heard preceeding tour; the Discotronics were an expression of "I Advance Masked", an instrumental album with guitarist on "Baby's on Fire" from Eno's "Here Come the Warm Jets" Fripp's interest in dance music. The first song on this portion Andy Summers of the Police, and also produced and played album. of the album featured a peculiar vocal presentation by David on the Roche's "Keep on Doing." Bryne of Talking Heads. The tour which brings Fripp to Waterloo on March 27,at In September of 1974, "King Crimson ceased to exist," as the Threatre of the Arts is another solo performance. As far as Fripp said at the time. The final band included drummer Bill Another tour of small venues followed the release of "God what he will have in store for the audience is concerned, Bruford and bassist John Wetton, now of Asia fame. Fripp Save the Queen." In Toronto it was at the El Macambo. anyone's guess is a good one. He may give us an evening of was the first to call an end to what he termed "a dinasour People who had come to see Fripp seated beside his tape loops incredible music or he might invite us all to play musical band." (Some still exist from the late 60's). He felt the best way saw nothing of the kind. They were greeted by Fripp who said, chairs. The best advice is not to expect anything. to be prepared for the changing world of music was to be a "You have been led here underfalse pretenses. You have come small, mobile and intelligent unit. here to see Robert Fripp, but we are a dance band called "The Mr. Stone is currently the President Myron Fen wick the of Fripp was barely visible for next two years before League of Gentlemen." This band included former XTC Enterprises, and is very rich. appearing on Peter Gabriel's debut solo album. Fripp also keyboardist Barry Andrews, and played a 90 minute set of played on the first of Gabriel's tours, but wishing to remain anonymous, he sat on the far corner of the stage out of the spotlights; he was often introduced as guitarist Dusty Roads. The year 1978 marked the real return of Robert Fripp. Having already produced and played on Daryl Hall's solo
album "Sacred Songs" - which would not be released until
1980 - Fripp seemed to be everywhere. While working on his
own album , he had produced and played on Gabriel's second effort. Still wishing to remain out of the public eye, Fripp was the only person involved in the album whose picture did not appear on the liner notes. There was merely an empty box with a drawing of a guitar beside it. Also around this time, he was producing the premier album of a folk band from Greenwich Village, The Roches. And as if that wasn't enough he was also seen performing live and recording with other new groups such as Blondie dnd Talking Heads. Again, he is not credited, but guitar solos on "Fade Away and Radiate" from Blondie's "Parallel Lines" album is unmistakably Fripp.
Fripp was so angered with one person that he told him "to shut up and listen or leave."
"Exposure", the first official album from Fripp since
the disbandihg of King Crimson, was released early in 1979 - Fripp was finally back and in a big way. The album featured a variety of talent from art-rock legends such as Eno, Peters, Hammill, and Gabriel, to new artists such as Terry Roche, and Barry Andrews from XTC. It was a landmark album from its punkish beginnings of "Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette", to the beautifully melodic "Mary" and "Here Comes the Flood". There was also some eerie instrumental passages which we would learn later were "Frippertronics". It seemed that Fripp, who had lead music into the 70's, was going to show the way to the 80's. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 13
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_ Admission: Adults $4; Students, , Friday, March 25 March 30. Sale of Art student Seniors $2. Everyone welcome. • work. Noon - 6:00 pm in the Don't Start Without: Many chili connoisseurs believe it cutting board isn't the real McCoy if Friday, March 25. Open house Concourse. A chance to get it doesn't cook knife for literally hours. I don't agree with by Chaplain Paul and Kathy some good, original work at very A "1 7/ large pot with lid that theory. If you have the time, Come at 7:30 pm to 157 reasonable prices. 1 hursday, April Bosch. can opener though, it doesn't hurt to let the chili Albert St. and meet friends. measuring cup cook longer. AIESEC presents the return of measuring spoons Thursday, March 31 the Yuk Yuk's, Thursday, April large spoon Serving Ideas: 97 7th at the Knights of Columbus. • Chili is best with fresh bread and Sunday,c A tarcn / March 31. Deadline for Tickets on sale in the Concourse Helpful Hints: liquid of your choice. Have lots to registration for FINE ARTS Monday. Price: $4 in advance; • Spices can be temperamental. The drink on hand, especially ifyou've Sunday, March 27. Sunday SUMMER SCHOOL '83 (Flor- $5 at the door. chili powder is not given in an exact been heavy on the spices. morning worship at Keffej ence, Italy) amount because you may like your • Although this recipe makes enough Chapel (corner of Bricker anc July 2-31. Combine course of chili mild or spicy. The longer the for five, you won't have trouble using Albert) at 11:00 am. Everyone Renaissance Art History and Music at Noon Concert at WLU spices cook, the stronger they get. it up. It keeps well in the fridge or welcome. Drawing. No prerequisite. Call Music at Noon will feature the Cayenne is an especially tricky freezer. 884-1970 ext. 459. Alumni Concert-Patricia Good, character. Sunday, March 27. The HarP; Vivian Minden, flute. Recipe extracted from FOOD 101: A STUDENT GUIDE TO QUICK AND EASY Lutheran Student Movement is Satlirdau April 2 Concert will be held in the T.A. COOKING by Cathy Smith, available atyour bookstore orfrom The Canadian invited to the home of Rev. Paul at 12 noon Admission free and StudentBook Club, 46 Harbord St, Toronto Ontario MSSIG2 for only $7.95 everyone welcome. and Kathy Bosch (157 Albert St) April 2 & 3 for a passover meal with friends Evening Concert at WLU from Toronto, 4:00 pm. Evening concert will present the „ Baroque Ensemble and Laurier Friday, April o Singers featuring Carissimi's THE CANADIAN WLU SCIENCE FICTION ludicium extremum. Concert Evening Concert at WLU CLUB will begin at 8 p.m. in the Theatre Evening concert will feature the CROSSWORD Sunday March 27 is the last Auditorium. Admission: Adults - WLU Wind Ensemble-Michael chance to play Dungeons and $4; - $2. Pu r ves-S mi t h, conductor. ACROSS 11 Above 23 Nimble 7 Plant pest Students/Seniors (2 words) Dragons for this school year. Everyone welcome. Concert will be held in the 1 He discovered 25 Use raw 8 Anatomical Canada's East 12 Deciphered materials or corn : Starts at 11:30 in Room 5-303 in T.A. at 8 p.m. Admission Adults coas t again part the Everyone 1A Ont. commun i ty CTB. is welcome. A $4; Students/Seniors $2. *4 Electri ca1 s . of Newcas 11e 27 Land 13 Mourning Monday, April un i t document song 4 15 Plant part 6 Northern 23 Prison terms I'* Opposite of 16 C.C.C.P. r i ve r chaos ••• i • 30 Indian oo Members of the sucessful j a m io 19 Dressed up Monday, March 28 April 18 9 Texas fort weapon 17 With 18 down Canadian Mount Everest Friday, Wes terner 11 C to» Quebec 10 Explorer Mart n 31 Easy' see ... Expedition will be present April i 20 Monster . hoiiday , also th rough & Dental Health Month 4, 5 6th in the CONESTOGA A non-work ethic for society name of bay 18 See 17 down 32 The , Waterloo Regional Health Unit MALL. Manitoba 21 Canadian A 60 minute film entitled Prof. John Farina of Wilfrid PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED footbal Toothbrush Exchange "EVEREST-THE CANADIAN Laurier University's social work 33 Man i s name 1 tournament Mon. March 28 CHALLENGE" will be playing at faculty, will discuss his theory DOWN 22 Alibis Tues. March 29 THE WATERLOO INN on April that unemployment is a positive Spanish girl 2*4 Joe Clark's 9:30 - 1 AM 2:30 PM 6, 1983 from 12:00 noon to 1:30 thing under the title: a non-work enter ta i ner w i fe,
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We travel through life leaving It makes me dizzy, pieces of our hearts behind - like the unseasoned sailor sometimes torn and broken, whose stomach churns as he steps on dock. sometimes gently shorn and My equilibrium is being teased by the ebb and flow. given as gifts. Mv eve is a shimmer by Susan Law son caueht bv of sunlight on the water. It is a leaf, gliding along eftortlessly but quickly. With no regard for the power of the river, the leaf rests afloat, moving swiftly towards churning waters. Ah ha! 1 am caught, watching the leaf. It signals something deep inside. I start moving over the rocks. watching its direction. A leaf and a river: there is no battle, as the river knows its own direction, and controls all rock and soil and life near it. It is as though I see my life floating by, in that leaf. It is to be tossed and pulled and pushed. And the leaf is pushed aside by the rapids, to alight on a rock. The river has its power, and may portray calm in spite of deep turbulence. Just as the river set the leaf down, the sister it whisks it away in an unexpected wave. i feel guilty about creating poetry The tide of my life is carrying me on. from your moans It is time to venture out. but all the same you do In looking forward, the time seems so long — & i make my poetry the year will be a mere speck of memory at age 80. lost in the orgasm of night But I know not whence the river flows, so I shall follow it. after it has collasped & light separates us i become your brother's best friend by Deb Paleczny & you his sister then i realize how different i look at you by Allan Moore Laws of Nature Remember when you were little, and you'd put on your bermuda shorts, And climb in the station wagon, and drive to Florida? We used to plav 'I Spy With My Little Eye' After someone barfed. Especially when Dad said we couldn't open the windows 'cause the air conditioner was on. My eyes used to water all the way to Tennessee. Wouldn't ya like to be a kid again? by Chuck Tatham (T.) Winter crimes Wet snow Cold hands Sliding You're tripping me up Breaking my icy reserve I'm melting. by Ruth Demeter The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 15 Why is Tamiae on Buffalo Chips remembers front page? page 18 Tacky. SPORTS Bus 7 wins 2 of 3 for Tamiae trophy Bus 7 takes Tamiae by Dick Belloes such masters as Maslow and You had better take a good hard Herzberg, as his team's 0.8. look at today's article, for it may be problems seemed to be all cleared the last time you get to. Tamiae up. Hockey finished its 1982-83 season For those of you who missed it, it this week which means yours truly was one of the year's better games will be into a well earned and a definite pleaser for the retirement. I plan on going on a "almost close to near" capacity business trip with Harold Mallard. crowd. The first period ended in a Seems he has to find a new home for two all tie with virgin goals by his football team—The Hamilton Trevor Kobe and Phil Evershed, and Poody Tats. seven goals from Andy Salvatori Well enough about me, on to the and Jim Wright. week's exciting results. After the Bus With the crowd on the edge of 5 'Virgins' took the first game of the their seats, Salvatori picked up his final series by a score of 8-2. Bus 7 second goal and ended the deadlock- came back last Wednesday night -Bus 7 never looked back. A hard- and took the second game by a hitting third period brought convincing 7-1 score. The total Salvatori his third goal of the game, reversal in scores is due partly to the Dave Fennell his first, a 5-3 victory fact that many Virgin players have for Bus 7 and a Tam i a e screwed up priorities. This game Championship to boot. happened to fall right smack in the For being a high pressure game, it middle of disintegrated case week was amazingly clean ifyou forget the and 1 guess a lot of third year virgins last 10 seconds of the game. I'll leave feel that a degree is more important well enough alone there. Alter their than a hockey game. Bad decision victory. Bus 7 headed over to guys, there's probably more jobs in teammate Tony Arcuri's fashion- hockey than there are in business. able mansion in lower Waterloo. Anyway, goalscorers for Bus 7 Fun was to be had by all. except were Wright and Millar. Two a piece Tony, as he was complaining that came from Andy Salvatori and Dave hardly anyone else had the foresight Fennell, and Paul "The Narc" to buy beer. If Johnny "Hiram" Douglas scored on a penalty shot, Walker hadn't brought his Ronco resulting from a delay of game call "distill it yourself' kit, this party against Bus 5. Tim Courtis picked would have gone down in the by Alfred ( hong up the virgin single. journals of social history as a pro- The Bus 7 win forced a third and prohibition rally. Entertainment at Super shorts for Super Sports final game which was played last this titilating event was provided by Winners Sunday night. As the game Coleco NHL. hockey. I'm not sure - unfolded, it was evident that Brett who won the 2 inch high Stanley cup Female Non Varsity - Tracey Browne Male Non-Varsity John Bink - Roberts, WLU's answer to the as I had to get home to Mrs. Belloes; Female Varsity - Helga Bliefert Male Varsity Jeff Maslanka - Pillsburv Dough Boy, had consulted she wears the hats in this family. Over all female - Helga Bliefert Over all Winner Jeff Maslanka Sandy's Season Summary by John Sanderson it wasn't surprising but for others, lead to a disappointing 4-3 loss the tell." I said to myself, "How fans bolstering the Hawks along. their sudden end was not so easy to next day. conservative can ya get. I am not The Hawks started to flutter and It was the last day of September, take. It was time now for another road Bob McCowin." not fly. Because of the tie, first place the athletes had just finished their The team was finally picked and trip to the States. The Bears of As you know, the Hawks re- was out of reach and it appeared as final day of drv-land training before began preparation for their tirst Cornell were the lucky hosts. Some directed their entire season from this though we were happy right where hitting the ice tomorrow. I asked game. The day finally came and the of the teams best hockey began to game. The fabulous 6-3 triumph we were. Wayne Gowing, "What is your true Hawks dumped their crosstown emerge but was stifled by the over the Blues enlightened the Then came Western, good ole opinion about this year's crop of rivals, the Waterloo Warriors, 6-4. refereeing. What else is new! Hawks as to what they really could Western. Those damn Mustangs had guys?" "Don't hold your breath On November 3rd. the Hawks I now sensed a new atmosphere do. our number as they downed us 2-1. Sandy. It's a long season," replied weren't so fortunate. A roadtrip to among the players. No longer were December Ist we dumped Guelph "Come on gang, if we want it we'll Wayne. Western resulted in a 6-0 defeat tor players nervous with their 6-1; the 3rd it was McMaster 4-2; get it," exclaimed Roantree on the I could sense that he really knew the Hawks. Lack of true preparation teammates, no longer was unity a Saturday the 4th it was Queens 3-1. bench. That pretty well summed up where we should end up this year but and an absence ol unity were blamed problem. I could only sense a strong The Hawks were hot and tied for the attitude with only six minutes getting a straight answer from for the loss. desire to win. first. left to play, down 2-1. Wayne was about as hard as mating The Hawks then travelled to The next league game was the The worst thing that could have Now, because of the loss to pandas in captivity. Guelph and somehow, came out on always remembered game on the happened to us was the Christmas Western, it was a must to win all After a long, hard-fought season, top 3-2. I say somehow as within the 24th of November. It was played in break. You ask why. Things started remaining games to retain second the Hawks did end up right where last minute and a half the Griphons Toronto against the University of to come easy in January which lead place and receive a play-off "bye". they were supposed to be. The proud missed two open net attmepts. The Toronto Blues. Ha, Ha! to a lack of intensity. York went down 5-1. Rverson a holders of the OUAA Hockey Hawks were deserving of the win. I asked . Wayne during our pre- The best played game was slow 9-3. Waterloo a tough 8-3 but Championship. Then came Laurentian, good ole game preparation as to how he Saturday the 22nd against Toronto then came Windsor. The first game lt_ all started with the first on-ice Laurenlian-. Each year the clubs play thought we would do. *i don't quite when the Hawks managed a 3-3 tie. in Windsor was a mediocre 5-1 practice at the Auditorium. their two games back to back of feel as though the boys are ready for It should have been a victory but the victory; the following week at home Saturday, October Ist. Players were which the hawks somehow split. A Toronto. We played good hockey in Blues netminder. Fisher, was hot. setting cut left and right. For some. well played 7-3 victory first night Cornell but it's only time that will The tie was also a result of so many cont'd on page 17 16 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 Ontario Athletic facilities: A look across the province Chuck Kirkham How does the Athletic Complex and the services provided to the students of Laurier match up to the other facilities in Ontario Universities? How do the fees we pay compare to other students? These questions and others have been asked for a long time here at Laurier. The answers for these questions were answered rather easily by phoning the other universities in the province. Rather easily if you do not mind spending the whole day on the phone and you have a rather large phone budget. There is no great editorial comment that has to be made by these results. This survey was purely a straight factual assignment. The numbers and services will University basically speak for themselves. of Guelph There are 16 universities that participate in O.U.A.A. Student fees: $18/semester play in Ontario. I contacted all the schools and found service: some of the schools very helpful and informative while Locker and towel Tote basket-$7.50/term, 1/2 locker-$lO, full locker-$l5. others didn't seem too sure on some tacts and weren't sure who did know. Overall it is a pretty complete Facilities: Full line of balls and nets, participation in survey and I hope you find it as informative as I did. Intramurals, free admission to all varsity games, Royal Military College There are no stats listed here for York University. frisbees. Intramural equipment and shirts. Let's talk the government pays for everything! They have Nobby Wirkowski, York's men's co-ordinator, was pretty well everything provided, right down to eye contacted but was unable to talk because of a meeting. protection for the squash cadets. Deadline then approached and I was unable to re- contact him. Apologies are extended. It is O.U.A.A. policy that all schools charge their Brock University students for play off games. Student fees: $5/course registered in/8 mos University of Ottawa Fees for member of community: $175/yr. Rental fee: 25c-racquetball, squash, badminton, tennis Student fees: $20/semester racquets. Fees for member of community: $140/yr. Facilities: Full line of Towel service: 25c Wilfrid Laurier University balls and nets, swimming pool, weight room, sauna. Facilities: Full line of balls and nets, weight room, sauna, squash and racquetball courts, $10 to play $30/8 Student fees: mos. Intramurals, free admittance to all varsity games except Free towel and day locker service basketball, football and hockey. $1 admittance for Facilities: Weight room, saunas, squash courts, tennis these. courts, participate in Intramurals, pool, full range of balls and nets, free admission to regualr season varsity games. McMaster University University Student fees: $25/yr. Laurentian Lock: $2 refundable Student fees: $4/8 mos. University of Waterloo Guests pay $3/day Fees to member of community: $84/8 mos. Facilities: Full line of balls and nets, racquetball Facilities: Full line of balls and nets, golf clubs. X- Student Fees: $17/term racquets, weight room, sauna, pool, phone in squash country ski s, badminton and tennis racquets, Racquet rental: 25c for squash and racquetball racquets, courts, free admittance to varsity games, squash Participate in Intramurals, free admission to all varsity admittance to varsity games. racquets, participate in Intramurals. games, pool, sauna. Facilities: Pool, squash and racquetball courts, sauna, locker and towel, diving well, participation in University Intramurals, full line of balls and nets. Queen's Student fees: $30/8 mos. Carleton University Locker and Laundry service: $3/mo., includes: towel, socks, shirt, shorts, jock, bathing suit. Student fee: $67.50/yr. Facilities: Full range of balls and nets, pool, 2 weight Locker fee: $30/yr. 1/2 locker or tote box-$l5/yr. rooms, saunas, participation in Intramurals, free University of Western Ontario Laundry service: $23/yr. admission to varsity sports, squash and racquetball Fees for member of community: $175/yr. courts, full range of hockey equipment, except skates Student fees: $44.50/9 mos. Facilities: Full line of balls and nets, pool. Squash. and sticks, all the goalie's equipment, ball hockey Fees for member of community $100/yr. badminton and tennis racquets for 75c. Squash courts equipment. Racquet rentals; 50c for squash, badminton Lock and Basket: $6/yr., $5 refund. rental fees-Old court 75c fourty minutes, new court, racquet and paddleball, tennis courts. Towel service: $12/yr. $2.50 for fourty minutes. These costs are only incurred Gym apparel: $54/9 mos., shorts, shirts and socks. if you book the courts in advance. Rentals: 50e racquetball, squash and badminton Locker and Towel service: Tote basket-$7.50/term, 1/2 University of Windsor racquets. 25c: balls and birdies for these sports. Phone- locker-$ 10.00/term. locker-$ 15.00/term. in booking available for these courts. Athleticjfees: $25/yr. Facilities: squash courts, racquetball courts, weight Fees for member of community: $70/yr. room, saunas, skating rink, participate in Intramurals, Locker and towel service: $8-$5 refundable at end of vr. free admission to varisty games except; basketball, School provides locker, bag and lock. Does laundry for hockey and football. Full line of balls and nets. students within 24 hours. Ryerson Polytechnical Institute Facilities: Pool, weight room, sauna, in/outdoor tracks, in/outdoor tennis courts, basketball courts, volleyball Student Fees: $ 12.38/yr. nets, badminton nets, soccer balls, hockey goalie Towel Service: $10/yr. equipment, intramural shirts, tennis racquets and balls. Facilities: Pool, weight room, full line of balls and nets, University of Toronto 25c rental of badminton racquet, special arrangment Athletic fees: $50/8 mos. with local racquet club for Ryerson students, participation in Intramural program, free admission to There you have the almost complete listing. Laurier Towel fee! $11 -$ 17 all varsity really doesn't fair too badly. There are more places Day lockers: $7-$ games. l 1 us than there are better off. Queen s Fees for member of community: $225/yr. worse off than good going. You sure can t Facilities: Participation in Intramurals, participate in Trent University seems to have a pretty deal beat Laurentian's price though, can you? I checked that fitness program, fitness testing, admission to varsity student fee out three times, 1 just could not believe it. games except men's and women s basketball, men s Student fees: $55/yr. Really do not think that I would want to go to hockey and football. $1 charge. Free use of tennis, Fees for member of community: $180/yr. y Carleton and pay those big prices for services thatrea squash, handball and racquetball courts, use of 3 Facilities: Pool, full line of balls and nets, weight room, . all that great. . swimming pools, indoor track, basketball court, track, badminton, squash and tennis racquets, aren't The last time I did a survey of this nature (pizza) weightroom, saunas, outdoor rink, full range of balls participation in Intramurals, X-country ski s, irate received some death threats from some very and nets for recreational use. admission to all varsity games. Italians. Should be rather safe on this one I hope. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 17 Sports Quiz Chuck's Ground led the the 11. Langer Mike 1 What foreign ex-NHLer 6. Name NBA player who was The Question. us 'hairbags' in league in scoring several times in the the first to challenge the draft system Langer, who called There is something blatantly missing from this week's sports 1960'5? by signing a pro contract before his Letters to the Editor last week, section. There is no coverage of Laurier's annual Athletic Banquet. class graduated from college. might have a sister who measures in Why you ask? Maybe you don't. Maybe you don't care. I do. 2. Name the former Oklahoma at the same height and weight as Sooner that went to the CFL and is 1920's sumo-wrestling star I don'tknow ifthis is good or not but I seem to have joined the ranks now accused of sexual assault 7. What major league catcher had 'Dewagatake'. What were his of Bobby Hull, Brian MacFarlane and someone help me, Howie charges. the fewest stolen bases after the age amazing dimensions? Meeker! As I said, I'm not sure if this is good or not. Like the above of 30? individuals I have been banned from attending Toronto Maple Leaf nauseatingly clean cut hockey games! No, of course that is not true, but I was recently banned 3. What Answers on page 19 player was dumped by both from attending the previously mentioned sports banquet. baseball 8. Which athlete left the blonde and a National Wilfrid a gorgeous Laurier athletic complex in Word has filtered down the line that the Athletic Banquet was for League team last year? February of 1976 to go on and win How did you rate? Laurier's athletes and invited guests, these invited guests included the gold medals at the Montreal Waterloo Chronicle, the K-W Record, CKCO television, but not that Why is the Los Angeles basketball 4. Olympics? 10 ight: not had. but your mother power in the journalism world, the Cord Weekly. team nicknamed the Lakers when l Los yells at your dad a lot. there is no lake within miles of What exactly were the organizers of this event afraid of? I've been 9. What position did Y.A. Tittle 7-9 right: your mother swears at Angeles? told that certain individuals down at the A.C. just think I'm a stupid, play? your dad who doesn't know what he is talking about. that is true 7-6 right: vour mother takes the smart-ass If ex-baseball why not let me up? 5. Name tne following hoots to your dad show managers and give the reasons why 1-3 ight: your mom uses a hull longer The 10. A squash term describing a l each is no managing: whip to your dad and makes him You know, once when I was seven years old I got mad at the kid Pirates manager, difficult, high corner shot, can also 1971 Pittsburgh dress in woman's clothing down the street and wouldn't talk to him at all. Then just to rub it in the be used to describe Chesty Morgan's the 'Amazing Mets' manager, 0 right: your dad likes it! his face I didn't invite him to my birthday party. So there, I bet I 1966Los Angeles Dodgers manager. upper body. What is it? showed him! Mention was made at the banquet by a couple of speakers that they bad as well. But, somehow, did not like a certain "smart-ass" who was cutting up Laurier all the Hawkey someway it changed. We were time and putting down our school. I agree with these speakers, you getting the breaks for once! Track should dump on a person who cuts up this school. I however, am not com'l from I? It was all tied up late in the third. that individual. I certainly did critisize a certain individual at this Roantree put the Hawks up to 4. The school and on occasion dumped on one or two others. But completely a 4-3 loss. What was happening! Blues came back...OVERTIME! screw up a famous quote "One Tuffy does not Laurier make." out the Period 1 went by with nothing but Talk Being kicked of Auditorium harassment on Terry in and because of the Ice Capade's was part net by Ian Clancy I have never, let me repeat never, one more time for emphasis of the reason but still, what was drinks thrown at us on the bench. NEVER dumped on Laurier! And it is really getting depressing that going on! The overtime intermission told the A couple of weeks ago Laurier people think I have. Go back read all my Ground's. If you can find one We lost second place and had to story. Levesque -couldn't sit down, participated in their last track meet sentence that denounces this fair institution I will personally eat every meet York at home for a single- jumpin and talking was just what of the indoor season, which was held column inch I have written this year and put a personal apology into game, sudden victory, no tomorrow was needed. It worked. at the University of Windsor. the paper. I have used the next sentence very rarely in my life, directed play-off. Dave Beckon was the hero Kevin Pruden scoopped in The season had started off on a towards people, institutions or inanimate objects! I love this school thanks to Kevin Paden's pass and Casey's rebound and the No. 1 team good note for the team as it looked and if I have dumped on it I have done wrong. I have not done wrong the next stop was Western after the in Canada was floundering. as if they were going to have a strong by criticizing people in positions of authority who I think have not 5-4 overtime victory. Saturday's grand finale was entry in the 4xBoo m relay. been doing their jobs as well as they have in years gone by. The Mustangs were expecting a indescribable as you know. When Unfortunately, due to injuries the One note to end, read in an old issue of the Cord that Rick two game cake walk right into the Terry went down we all had our team was cut down to only a few small I at last finals. The London Free Press hearts in our throat. Steve members. Campbell received an honourary lettermen's jacket his athletic you I may be to get reported on how head coach Tom Bientowski came in and captured This year can be looked upon as a banquet as Cord Sports editor. Do think that able Watson had made plans with the hearts of us all. My admiration strong rebuilding year and there is one? Toronto coach Gord Davies to start for Steve, "Ben" never gleemed hope for a strong cross country team the finals earlier. higher as the series M.U.P. gave us next year. Aldo Bartolini, Doug Chuck Kirk ham The Stangs almost got their wish; all a dream come true. Brown, Rob Semetz and Lloyd a 4-2 victory for the Mustangs got At the same time I must admit Schmidt can all be capable of them all looking well ahead. The that I only felt sorrow and pain for finishing in the top 20 in the score wasn't indicitive of play, as the the injured All Canadian Terry O.U.A.A. next year. Hawks put together a 3rd period Thompson. Never had a man Rob Sametz has won the OFSAA rally like never before. The Stangs worked so hard to gain so much for 1500 m outdoor final two years while were outshot 16-6 but managed a his team, than suddenly have it Bartolini made the Canadian team cheap goal on an empty net to take a painfully taken away. It was for the World Cross Country finals. victory in game 1. Bienkowski who said it best, "It was Doug Brown and Lloyd Schmidt ASOUNDS Now we all knew what calibre of -Terry that got us here, I was meanwhile have both run 500m hockey we were capable ot playing fortunate enough to keep us here." under 15 minutes. and Saturday's third period just In closing I would like to say, On the women's side, Diane reinforced that feeling. From that "thanks". Thanks to all of you who Young and Janet Russell will period on no one looked back. The supported our efforts thru the entire hopefully be back and running Stangs went down in the Aud. and season. For if it wasn't for the strong again next year. again back home, the Hawks were in knowledge of your support, than the Cross Country and outdoor track championship would still the finals. O.U.A.A. are both run in the early fall. If you m Everyone was tired. Last nights be a dream. 1 have very much are interested in running for Laurier \ypQ^^fy/m victory over Western drained the enjoyed writing these articles this next year you should be getting in entire team. Emotion and adrenalen year not only for the team, but for shape over this summer. was all that was left. It looked bad in myself and for you. I somehow wish Thanks goes out at this time to the Toronto being down 2-0 and it felt it wasn't over! coach for both teams, Ray Koenig. I j I ■_ — ■ Where? McGinnis Landing every Thursday. Why? Because Pat McGinnis has just added music to his menu. Not only music but dancing as well. Now ever/ Thursday night YUKON JACKATTACK 2. McGinnis Landing will be featuring a professional DJ. who can drum up any of the sounds you want to hear. TheWolf Bile. So why not join us Thursdsay night. I llnleash 1 ounce of | U Yukon Jack with 1 ounce Whatever your favourites, food or music, we'll l of coffee liqueur Add a be playing your tune. Music and McGinnis - i splash of soda, pour over ice and you'll have lassoed the )am they go together Thursday nights. Wolf Bite To heat the bite, substitutecoffee for soda Inspired m the wild, midst J~|D 160 UNIVERSITY AVENGE ~ '^e damnably cold, this,the Jiajilk WATERLOO bl )ck sheep ofCanadian The Black Sheep of Canadian Liquors. Concocted with fine CanadianWhisky. 18 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 Of Hon. Bette Stephenson, M.D., Minister Deput y Min s,er ©MinistryColleges and Harr> K Fisher' ' Buffalo Chips Ontario Ontario Student From the onset we have Women's Lip, females in dominant Assistance attempted to entertain you, and as positions, the return of the mini- we said right at the beginning, we do skirt, herpes, cheerleaders, women Program not take ourselves too seriously and chanting my name, women in 1983-84 we don't expect our readers to horizontal roles, women demanding either. sex, women in boardrooms, how I personally have a lot of fun women are good at washing football writing this column every week and uniforms and how women are taking have enjoyed the positive responses over our society. and encouragement from our Forget the drinking bit, all 1 ever regular readers. I am not an issue write about is sex and women! oriented person and when offense Remember the Buffalo Chips' Sex has been taken by some readers I Probe? I'm still upset that the have been quick to point out that the women that won the contest and the manner in which Buffalo Chips is weekend in bed with the Chips OSAP applications written should convey the fact that author of their choice, all took Matt, really a It is not available at we do not give shit. me. are now hoped that we have been able to Seriously though, I have enjoyed your Financial Aid make you laugh whether you have my work immensely and wish it was Office. by Brett Roberts agreed or disagreed with what was me, not Torigian, who took the term written. off to work his way through all the Today's edition, being the last When our contract was renewed female respondants to the Sex One OSAP application the Cord Weekly ot serious issue of 1 at the beginning of the year we were Probe. the year, also marks the end of the form lets you apply told that we could not be racist, As a final note I would like to Chips saga. That's right, for: Buffalo defamatory, libelous or too sexist. thank all of the people who showed next year there will be no Chips as I the time we wrote that there was last • At up at WilPs Thursday to hear Ontario Study Grant will be joining the ranks of the semi- nothing left for us to write about. the Buffalo Chips seminars and • Canada Student Loan employed along with who Torigian Since then we have broken as many would like to inform you that the • at Ontario Student Loan left me Christmas. of those guidelines as often as topic for the seminar at 12:07 was of you may be glad to be Some possible. conceived by Mike Gauley and was we finally rid of me. Even though Recently I looked over all the not my idea. It's about time to quit For additional infor- have have offended many we back issues of the Cord for the past writing when you lose control over mation about OSAP, hopefully entertained many of you Apply two years and was quite surprised at the content and are subject to abuse Aid the writing about a see your Financial over years while the multitude of topics we have in your own column. Due to the and Administrator. 09Ny. variety of topics in our unique discussed. We have slammed the length of my speech, however, the style. abrasive gays, talked about God, hockey, other speakers were not able to start i Harold Ballard, Wayne Gretzky, until 1:00. Darrell Sittler, school spirit, etc. The There are a lot of things that I am unifying factor throughout all those going to miss about Laurier that I columns however was sex, drinking have grown accustomed to over the and women. last four years. Now that I have These topics were also our best for explored every nook and cranny in some reason. 1 have often wondered the Turret and WilPs and counted why it is that someone I meet for the the steps to the Turret hundreds of first time already had the impression times, it's going to be rough tearing that 1 am a drunken, chauvinistic, myself away. One thing that I will sexist pervert. After reading over all not miss is hearing that it is last call the back issues it is indeed very easy at 2:00 in the afternoon. Hopefully to see why people think this way. that situation will be rectified Sex, women and drinking seem to shortly. bring out my best effort. (In a Next week look for the last literary sense.) Buffalo Chips and our "attempt at We have discussed powderpuff humour" in the joke issue. Possible football (otherwise known as subjects are the "lighter side of women having a chance to play with suicide" and"the hilarity of child the pigskin), a team called the 69ers, abuse". 5. 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(Just up from Waterloo Theatre) mmmhbhh2-—— m The Cord Weekly, Thursday, March 24, 1983 19 MacKenzie was hot as lie blanked the Buckvts. The Canadians played Tuesday night against the winner of Intramural Hockey wrapping up the TNUC-Herrdogs. Protests! I hate em! As many know the Unit power attack scored the 5-5 tieing by John "Sandy" Sanderson both teams. The Animals played just against the TNUC. TNUC, at first, lost their first game of the play-offs like their goal and the overtime. name, "Animalistic," were unprepared for suchjreatment forced and were hence, eliminated from The Canadians were short- constantly finishing off their checks but were able to rally midway further play. The team that did the The old phrase, "There is no handed for the first 1:34 of the never have been through the game on route to their damage was the Indecent Assault. tomorrow," can overtime and some sloppy play in than tough fought victory. The game was protested by the more relevant when speaking front of their own net saw the loose The third play-off game last week Unit as they felt that the Assault of this year's play-off games. puck smothered in the crease by the had the second placed Lunch squad was using inelligible players. Due to the number of teams this defensemen. A penalty shot was Buckets matched up against the Last Friday, the protest was finally year and the increased number of assessed against the Canadians but Canadians. The game had a bit of ruled valid as, in fact, some players scheduled games, the season, this goaltender, Mark Mackenzie, came be weeks than everything possible: overtime, were Waterloo students. The year, will five longer up hot and allowed the overtime to Assault squad had not changed their usual. penalty shots, and finally a shootout continue. as the were lineup for this game, they had, in This time factor has limited all Canadians victorious in The five-minute, straight fact, been playing illegally all play-off games to a single game, upsetting the Buckets 6-5. overtime period elapsed with the Because of season long. Unfortunately, they got sudden victory final. this, The Lunch Buckets opened the teams still deadlocked at 5 all. It was caught when it really counted. "there is no tomorrow". scoring first, only a few minutes into time for the shoot out. The fourth placed Canadians the game and held the lead until only Each team had to pick The Unit will now play the winner their championship drive continued 10 seconds were left in the opening shooters. Both teams shot at the of Tuesday's game post for the defeating the ninth placed by period. same time, one shooter at a time. championship. We can witness this 6-4 in another hard The second Gamecocks period was all The Canadians took a goal on the game, Monday night March 28th at well game. fought played The Canadians as they scored two quick first round and the third, and again, I 1 :()0 pm. Canadians finished the season with a goals taking a 3-1 lead. The Lunch record of 8-3-1 at 17 points and Buckets, which had only a half of lately have exhibited some fine their usual squad, appeared to be hockey. tiring but rallied late in the third Last week also saw team TNUC, period to take a 4-3 lead. \ l '//, the league's fifth placed finisher, The Canadians were not to be tackle the Willison Animals by the denied as the score was soon tied 4-4. score of 4-0. The see-saw battle continued as The game may best be described the Buckets took a 5-4 lead with by the word "brutal". 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