The Breeze! James Madison University's Student Newspaper Vol. 83. Issue 17 I'liiirsiliiu. Oitobcr 17, 200' ? Tim Kaine TimKaine Campaign trails B8VIMMK semim rg wwwKame2005org www K *"*S.org 77m £Talri€ .stops by to tell students why he should be Virginia's next governor
■v KELLY SIMMERS of the solution." CONTRIBUTING WUTIR 1 he issue of education funding is a ? Tim Kaine TinSkm key issue for m.inv students, including Virginia's Democratic candidate (or sophomore |im Oliver. "Normally I lean governor, Tim Kaine. took the stage at Republican, but this election I am com- rg www K*ine?005 org ww* ^ m Taylor Down Under Tuesday to raise stu pletely undecided,'' he s.nd. When asked dent support. what rould swav his vote, Oliver replied. ' "I've got a good news story to tell," Mow the candidate is going to approach ,, Mn Kaine told the crowd. The good news for university funding." students, according to Kaine, are his plans "I met him in Powhatan and listened to MG I'M YOUNG I'M YC ^jA ' lor Virginia's educational institutions. him speak," said freshman Sam Williams. Kaine said he and current governor, "He wasn't ashamed to say he is religious, Mark Warner, "increased funding for JMU but he's not letting his religion get in the by $88.1 million," but later added "We still way of his politics." nmm &m *"^ have a ways to go." 1 here is some concern Kaine's religious Along with funding, Kaine said he affiliation might interfere with his ability to would like to "help students graduate carry out policies which conflict with his in three years by increasing (Advanced beliefs, such as the death penalty'. NG I'M »"** ~ Placement) courses in high schools." "I have no conflict between that and what Kaine also acknowledged the high cost my church teaches." he responded in an inter- of gas and the possibility of biodiesel as an view "I shouldn't he disqualified from being oil alternative. an elected official for being a Catholic" "Biodiesel is environmentally better," Kaine spoke to students because he CAROLYN WALSERysenior photographer he stated. "The way the oil markets are Tim Kaine speaks to students in Taylor Down Under Tueaday aa he campaign* to become governor of Virginia. going tells us that biodiesel will be a part see KAINE. page 4 Asian Sunset on the Quad Symposium week examines premieres foreign policy
BY ALLISON RAKES OONTNaVnNG WRITE*
The growing numbers of Asian- American students has led one campus organization to organize the first-ever Asian Awareness week at ]Ml The Asian Student Union designed the weeklong event, beginning Nov. 1, to promote awareness and understanding of Asian-American cultures within the community. This is important to the ASL' as the JMU Asian- Amencan enrollment has increased KYU COLfcMAN xenwr phnt,nrapher from 0 percent in the 1970s to about 5 percent in 2005. Historv Washington and Lea professor Robar Strong speak* during professor Chong Yoon said, "JMU's the Byrd Symposium, held Monday and Tuesday. Asian-American enrollment has kept pace with the population BY RACHANA DIXII president's term, to reforming Of the US and I expect further NEWS ED/TOR intelligence-obtaining meth- increase of the Asian-American ods and immigration policy. population at JMU down the road U.S. presidents' roles Strong commenced as JMU's positive image is widely phtxwtiphtr in foreign policy, centered the forum, assessing the shared." around a construction meta- power of speech in different Sophomore Undeay Jaworakl breaks It down during Sunset on the Quad yesterday. phor, including occupations presidential administrations The week was established to The chilly conditions did not keep students from taking part In this tradition. expand the organization's annual such as "architects," "home and how it is often used as a culture show as Asian Appreciation restorators," and "general con- tool in times of war. Month occurs in May, when school tractors" were discussed by 'Presidents frequently is not in session. five scholars during the two- have to make decisions ftboul lumor Christina Hoang, ASU dav 2005 Byrd Sympt>sium war and peace," Strong said. President, said, "We felt that there SGA recieves holiday treat Scholars at the symposium Speeches that had major Ml so many different Asian cul- included Robert A. Strong, impact, he said, included the Atoms for Peace speech tures, that one show, once a year The SCA did not meet Tuesday as the orga- vided by ARAMARK. head of the politics depart- made by Eisenhower at the would not be sufficient." nization was invited to a Halloween function at President Rose hosts gathenngs tor other ment at Washington at Lee end of his first year in office, The organization's primary the residence of JMU President Linwood Rose. campus organizations throughout the year. Un- L niversitv, James K. Oliver, and the "Star Wars" speech focus for the week long event is The costume party is a tradition, and SGA fortunately, Rose could not be reached for fur- the Emma S. Morris Protiejsoi F.mentus at the University of made by Reagan, which to give non-Asian members of plans their meetings accordingly. ther comment concerning his costume. addressed the controversial The Roses, dressed as pirates, hosted the Delaware, Arthur S. Hulnick, associate pmfessor ot inter- issue ol an increase in defense see ASIAN, page 5 party in their decorated house with catering pro- — from staff reports national relations at Boston spending. Although speech is I niversitv, MarkJ. Miller, pn>- important to examine. Strong fessor of political science and emphasized that a well-spoken international relations at the and successful president does University of Delaware, and J. not measure whether that Peter Pham, assistant profes- president was an architect JMU's Relay comes in first sor of justice studies at JMU. during his term. All scholars were among Ofivej took a different the nine authors who wrote ..ppro.ich in terms of presidents essays for the book The and foreign policy, talking President and Foreign Polio-: about the strategic vision Chief Architect or General and instruments used, such Contractor?" as a unilateral or multilateral Anthony KksterovM.v and approach to international Glenn I lasted*-, JMU political atlairs Specifically, Oliver science professors and edi- discussed the Clinton and tors of the book, were mod- current Bush administrations, erators ot the symposium and citing that their policies seem founders of the construction different but may actually have metaphor lor this particular large similarities symposium. "We needed a "We sense that their foreign metaphor that had a lot of polk J architecture is different," RLEPHOTO different aspects that people Oliver said. He continued to JMU was recognized for outstanding performance In the 2005 as Relay for Life raised over $183,000 In last year's event. could grasp," Fksterowic/ sav that the different invasions said. Presidential architects of Kosovo with Clinton and Afghanistan with Bush BV ELIZABETH MONH-OMMY conference along with fellow students Steve exceeded their goal of $50,000." often craft their own policy, but general COnUSCtOfl "Hie followed a strategy of viewing OONrWHITeMC WROTH Greco and Beth Branch. "We were able to Many JMU students used the Internet as exchange ideas with Other college Rel.ivs, a way to receive donations. "Online dona- help' to carry out their pohev. international policy positively, JMU's Relay for Life received a sigmli- Mercurio said. "We talked about what tions doubled this year," Steele said. "The The project began in and that U.S. core concepts cant award .it the American Cancer Society's works and what doesn't and how to do Internet was an important tool because stu- 1999 when Eksterowicz had were broadly accepted. 2005 Relay University for raising more than things better with fundraismg." dentl c-mailed family members back home the idea about having a post Hulnick! who is a 28-year $183,000 at this past year's Relay event, fin- A publicity committee was initiated for to get donations." Cold War symposium came CIA veteran, reflected on the supposed reformation of the ishing as the No. 1 college in the nation per the first time this past year, which made an Volunteers from the Relay For Life of to him. Three years ago, all intelligence system, especial- capita at $11 per student. immense difference for Relay. Presentations Harrisonburg/Rockingham County also scholars were asked to assess It wej mainly team recruitment and were made to various organizations to pro- attended Relay University and accepted an presidential roles in foreign ly since the attacks of Sept. trying to reach out to organizations that led mote student involvement. award for being No. 6 in the nation per policy, and during the discus- 11. Hulnick stated that the Intelligence Reform Act in to our success," said Relay For Life commu- "They worked really hard,'' said American capita for raising more than $471,000. sion, each focused on a wide nity head, senior Zach Mercuric Mercurio Cancer Society community manager Tammy array of topics, ranging from Wpfessnted the university at the two-day Steele. "They did a great |ob publicizing and see RELAY, page 4 the power of speech during a see BYRD. page 4 Kelly Fisher. La>out Editor bin-:c graphics®hotmail.com
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CAMPUS THE BREEZE | wwwjhebreeze.org I THURSDAY, OCT. 27, 2005 I 3 NSCS inductees Loss of honored at ceremony 'Bud Pong' leads to ■Y AMANDA WILSON was held Oct. 16 in the Festival CONTRIBUTING VtRllfR Center Grand Ballroom from I to 2 p.m. Each member took rise in The JMU chapter of the the oath of scholarship, leader- National Society of Collegiate ship and service. In attendance Scholars recently inducted was the board of officers, which other 150 new students, adding to included Cindy Klevickis, the the growth of the chapter and JMU NSCS Chapter Advisor, national organization. Distinguished Members Mary drinking NSCS strives for the better- Landrum and Arnold Kahn, ment of both the Harrisonburg the National Representative and )MU student communities Scholar Ambassador Annie games through the statutes of leader- Catatono and William Evans as ship, scholarship and service. the Keynote Speaker. BY WHITNEY GRUFNIOH They also reward superior The annual induction cer- CMAULR DAILY academic achievement among emony is a monumental experi- first- and second-year college ence for a good amount of new Anheuser-Busch, brewer of students. NSCS members. Senior Leslie Budweiser and Natural beer Students with CPAs of 3.4 Cassagne, the JMU Chapter products among others, pulled or higher who are in the top President, recognizes the cer- a promotion for "Bud Pong" last 20th percentile of their class emony's importance. "The Tuesday after learning that some are offered membership to this induction ceremony was a great who took part in the promotion organization. Once initiated, opportunity for new members were using beer rather then wa- students are members for life. to be formally recognized for ter to play the game. This nonprofit organization has their academic accomplish- The brewer responded to a chapters at 218 colleges and ments. The ceremony is the flurry of criticism prompted by a universities across the nation. first step towards becoming New York Times article Oct. 16 that From blood drives, to vol- an active member in the JMU reported some who took part in unteering at the local SPCA, NSCS community, as well as the promotion were participat- this organization is trying to in the national organization," ing in the game in a manner that make its mark on JMU and in Cassagne said. could lead to binge drinking. the communitv. Senior Courtney Frank, I hebrewerbaseditsgameon Secretary of NSCS, senior Corey a member of NSCS, feels she rules similar to that of the popu- Coggin, secretary of NSCS, empha- has benefited greatly from her lar drinking game beer pong. sizes the leadership opportunities involvement with this orga- However, in their promotional \st S has to oiler students nization. "Being a member of version, participants would play She said, "NSCS has given the NSCS Community is one on Bud-labeled tables with wa- me the opportunity to become of the best experiences I've ter in bars and spectators would a leader. As secretary, I have had at JMU. I've been able to drink Anheuser-Busch products been able to experience leader- meet some wonderful people while watching. ship through being in charge and have been connected to the "Different house rules vary" of e-mailing all of the members community through a variety of for beer pong, according to of the organization, and also service projects," Frank said. fourth-year University of Vir- being the captain for Relay for Both current, as well as, ginia student Dave Alexander, Life. NSCS has allowed me to newly inducted members can PI Lambda Phi's Annual Beer phitto courlety o/Riib Ctttuignr become really involved." attend meetings once a month on Pong Tournament champion. During th« Oct. 16 ceremony. NSCS member* line up to receive their membership pint. The induction ceremony Monday evenings in HHS 2207. Alexander said the game usually is played with at least six cups filled a third of the way with a liquid substance, usually beer. Each team consists gen- Sex offenders may face erally of two people who take turns shooting at each others' Women's Ultimate cups. When a team sinks a ball new, harsher penalties in the cup of another, that team must drink the contents of the cup. The first team to land a BY K Mil KriLOCC selves is simply locking doors and ball in all of its opponents' cups hosts fund-raising STAFf WRITER wins. windows, "in the college environ- ment, you have a situation where The game is widespread The online sex offender data- there are three or four roommates around campus, taking place in base, which past offenders are coming or going and students Greek houses and private resi- required to register for, may just assume the door is locked," dences, although it is banned in hat tournament undergo some changes if a new Boshart said. local bars. M Mud Pong" 9tt& sel i( laws are passed Students should avoid walk- not promoted locally. If the ideas the Virginia's ing alone and rely on the tried- Fourth-year architecture Tournament held to give hurricane relief Sex Offender Task Force hope ami-true element.in school tradi- student Hric Battino and some to implement are passed, it will tion ot using the "buddv svstem, of his housemates went so far BY KATIE PIWOWARCZYK charge sex offenders who fail to especially at night. Boshart adds as to start a beer pong league. CONTRIBUTING WRITER register with the state's online that this rule is equally applicable Battino said thev like the game database with a felony. to both male and female students. of beer pong for its competitive The JMU Women's Ultimate Frisbee team Also, the Virginia State While Boshart stresses practic- nature in addition to the drink- raised over $1,400 for the Hurricane Katrina Police have recently developed ing strong personal safety prac- ing component. relief effort during a fundraising tournament, a new sex offender registry tney tices, if a student does find him It's competition, I guess — which was hosted on Saturday, Oct. 15. believe will be a model for the or herself in a situation where like, most of my friends plavrd The tournament name, "H.U.C.K.," nor- rest of the nation. he or she is attacked, survival is sports when we were younger, mally refers to a common Frisbee throw, According to the current the most important part. Boshart so we like the competition," but in this case became the acronym for Virginia State sex offender reg- noted all attackers are different Battino said. "Help Us Crush Katrina." Each participant istry, there are over 40 regis- and it is hard to pinpoint what is It's the drunk part, however, donated $25 to enter the tournament and tered sex offenders living in the best for a victim to do in a par- that seems to have concerned all proceeds went directly to the JMU "All Harnsonburg area. The list, com- ticular situation. "In some situa- not only Anheuser-Busch but Together One" relief fund, which will split piled by the Virginia State police, tions defending yourself physi- also local organizations. the money equally between the Red Cross gives the names and addresses of cally may mean being submissive 'lor the most part, the pur- and the Salvation Army. convicted violent se* offenders — whatever it takes to survive." pose of a drinking game is not Senior Jerilyn Monts, women's Ultimate While students shouldn't live Sgt. Peggy Campbell teaches moderate drinking — it's usu- Frisbee president, coordinated the event, in tear, Lt. Kurt Boshart, spokes- the Rape Aggression Defense at ally heavy, and a way to drink which involved the random mixing of 55 man of the Harrisonburg Police JMU in order to teach students a lot pretty quickly," said Su- participants into five teams by picking from Department advises that students how to defend themselves if thev san Bruce, director of the Cen- ter for Alcohol and Substance a hat. Each team competed for the "champi- I M Kl M'V k.,n.liiccl.-i should remain aware of their sur- are assaulted. "Our objective onship" at the end of the day. roundings al all tunes. is to develop and enhance the Education (CASE). "If someone "We wanted to do something to help out The tournament began at 10 a.m. at the Boshart said that being well options of self-defense so they can has a pretty low tolerance, |a nith the mess down in the Gulf area," Monts old Harrisonburg High School and ended informed is the best way students become viable considerations to drinking game) can cause them said. "It seems like a lot of money is being around 7 p.m. with the "championship" can protect themselves from attack. the woman who is attacked," she to become intoxicated pretty asked for, and this was a good way to get game and dinner for all. Those seven hours it sou torm good, safe habits, said. R.A.D. classes are offered quickly, and this can lead to al- donations and have a great day of ultimate." were marked by crazy cheers and infinite vour likelihood of being a victim is once a semester at JMU, and focus cohol poisoning." Participants ranged from ages 18 to 50, amounts of flair shown by players. less. Boshart said on teaching students risk aware- James Turner, director of the and included students from universities in The tournament also received sponsor- Junior Audrey LaRoche said she ness, prevention, reduction and Elson Student Health Center. Virginia, including William k Mary, Virginia ship from many local businesses. tries to practice good safety hab- avoidance as well as basic physi- also said drinking games can be Tech, University of Virginia and Radford. Junior Lisa Pelegrin, H.U.C.K. partici- its, but said she is not overly con- cal self-defense techniques. problematic. "I always love hat tourneys because it pant said, "I don't think it could have gone cerned. "I don't think you should For students who are victims "I think thai drinking games, brings together such a variety of people who any better," she said. "We had great weather, worry about it more than anything of sexual violence, JMU offers in general, probably encourage all share the same common love of Frisbee," everyone had good spirits, and it was com- else, just use common sense and support, counseling and educa- the rapid consumption of large said junior team member Jen Murphy. petitive, yet fun." take precautions," she said. bonal services to students through amounts of alcohol in short peri- "Everyone just got along really well and was Murphy said, "What more could anyone One crucial step Boshart said the Office of Sexual Assault and ods of time," Turner said I his joking around all day." ask for?" students can take to protect them- Prevention. includes the nsk of the | blood - alcohol content| going up rather quickly." According to local bar man- agers, Virginia Alcohol Beverage Il;i|>|>\ hands hanl al work Control law prohibits the pro- motion of beer pong. "We don't sponsor gUMi of any kind — we do have pool tables and a pool league, but no (drinking game| tournaments." said Ben Hicks, general manager of Orbit? Bar. Many proponents of re- sponsible drinking said they are happy with the corpora- tion's decision to discontinue "Bud Pong." "I'm glad Anheuser-Busch pulled its promotion — 1 under- stand that the rules for their pong game were to use water, but ev- eryone kind of laughs when they hear that because no one associ- ates drinking pong games that I know about (with water|, they associate them with drinking beer, Turner said 'I'm tltd to hear thev pulled the game, al- though whether or not that de- creased beer pong I don't know. It's |ust no longer promoted by the beer company." 4 I THURSDAY. OCT. 27. 2005 wwwjhebreeze.org I THE BREEZE
KAINE: Young voter turnout RELAY: Rosa Parks dies at 92 essential for upcoming election JMU's event
BY Wll HvK.OOO Parks not on I v had a mass movement ready to KAINE, from page 1 mi MMSMNCn t rally behind her, she had the black press as well. hosted over 'Timing is everything," allows historian |ohn admit-, winning the student vote is very crucial to winning Rosa P.irks wanted badly U> ItMnd the wed- Hope Franklin. the election. ding. Alter .ill. she had done the alterations on Franklin had lived in Montgomery in the Jessy Tolken, the Kaine student campaign director, said, "His- 130 teams Lucy Ourr HacklW) s wedding dicaa, which had early 1940s. "In the liquor store, you would use torualh campaigns have ignored young voters," Tolken said. She Nvn handed down to her (mm a cousin. Over the same clerk as the whites, but walking up to said of the 2005 campaign, it wants "to reach students, not just Kt-IAY. from page 1 the \t\irv she'd done -i lot ot KWing tor Lucv's the clerk, there was a wall that separated you door to door, but in bars, restaurants [and| clubs." parents, who were her hest white trends in from the white person. So all you saw was that Tolken pointed out that young voter turnout in the past gu- Montgomery, Ala. white person's nand. I know what Rosa Parks bernatorial election was "historical." Voting percentages lor the Relay For Life is an ac- "She was a beautiful seamstress." Hackney was up against," Franklin says. group were up from 39 percent of 18 to 24 year-olds voting to 51 tivity-filled overnight event, recalled luesd.n. m ,1 voue that nnide it seem the Parks was 42 \ears old at the time, married percent. designed to celebrate cancer seamstress WM something ot an artist. but childless. She considered her membership in Tolken and other students working to elect Kaine plan to cam- sumvnrs, and to promote Then the officials at Si. |ohn's Episcopal the NAACP a point of special pride. paign until polls open on Nov. 8. To his supporters at the forum, and nriat money for further Church told Lucy that if Rosa Parks was yyo\i\f, A young Martin Luther King |r would ulti- Kaine joked, "You're gonna need caffeine on election night." cancer research and cancer to attend the wedding, ihe would have to wear mately lead the 380-day bus boycott, along with prevention programs. The a uniform — 'like a servant." Hackney says. "Or E.D. Nixon, a stalwart of the Alabama NAACP. purpose of Relay For Life is to sit in the balcony Her good friend Jo Ann Robinson, president of provide support to those who Parks had risen to national tame during the the Women's Political Caucus in Montgomery, are battling cancer and to Monte,omer\ bus boycott of 1*155, two years arranged transportation for the boycotters. BYRD: Terrorism affected represent the hope that those before Suddenly, the cameras caught her. Negro who lost their lives to cancer And now her options were the balcony, or a newsmen sought Parks out, lifting their fedoras will not scxin be forgotten. uniform. to her and wondering if they might have an presidential foreign policy The event typically takes The seamstress politely declined lo attend. interview. place at a school, fairground "She had come out ot a world in which she was She looked so pnm and proper in that famous BYRD, from page 1 tions was seen as an architectural or park where teams take told when.- to sit. where to eat. what BtOfM she Ehotograph: She's down at the police station, feat currently it has changed turns running or walking could and could not go into She had come out of ?ing fingerprinted, in her tweedy outfit, her December 2004 merely created slightly because of the increasing around a track. At JMU, the a world in which she had to give up her seat to glasses, her hair swept up, just a little, and a new bureaucracy in the CIA difficulty to push immigration relay lakes place at the foot- any white person it he didn't have a place to sit pressed back. A meticulous woman, who looked instead of reforming it. "Reform initiatives. "Tnere was a lot of ball stadium. When team on the bus." almost severe, as if she had just arrived from a means new methods of analyz- collateral damage that was going members are not on the Then it changed Ihe so-called uppity and social tea. You might imagine she had a pair of ing information," Hulnick said. on," Miller said. Illegal immi track, they camp out around brazen Mackf oi Montgomery launched their spotless white gloves in her purse. He also said the founding fathers, grabon is a foreign policy issue. it and participate in other renowned boycott and won the nght — with the She had, in fact, tasted integration while the architects of our nation, be- Miller added, although it is often types of activities and enter- backing of the U.S. Supreme Court to desegre- working on a military base. It was as if she had lieved intelligence was an execu- seen as one of domestic policy. tainment. gate the local buses partaken of something precious end sw eet — and tive branch function and not one Lastly, Pham talked about There are typically 10 to Suddenly, Rosa Parks was a bigger name than she never forgot the taste. of the legislative branch, hence both Bush administrations and 15 individuals on each team all of the grande dames ot the civil rights move- "Rosa Parks was a gentle person and a real the founding father* would have their foreign policy, as well as who represent businesses, ment at the midpoint ot the 2(Hh century. 'lady,' a term very seldom applied to black disagreed with the creation over- Clinton's. Pham said the current churches, schools, and other And vet. mam wondered, who was she? women in Alabama then, said Sheldon H.n kne\ sight committees in 1976. Bush administration came into community groups. Steele Life and Look magazines and the rMrWSpa Lucy's husband, a native Alabaman and former I lulnick also addressed issues office more as .mhiteds. in con- of ACS praised the number per headline writers ot the d.iv knew of Mary president of the University of Pennsylvania. "You regarding the USA PATRIOT Act trast with Clinton. Pham focused ol taanu in JMU's Relay For McLeod Relhune (who had died in 1955, just would not think of her as a revolutionary. She and civil liberties, which have be- on humanitanan intervention in 1 iti I heir main success was months before the bus boycott); and thev knew was described as a simple seamstress, but she was come important in recent years. countries like Liberia where civil that they had over 130 teams ,»f DOBOthl Height, both famous women in the anything but simple." "I low do you £(. aftei terrorists war was otAurnng, and ROW in the relay," she said. "Some male-dominated civil rights movement. But thev When the Supreme Court decision came and at the same time protect the eventually both Bush adminis- teams raised money and did did not know Parks, who died Mondav at the age down, the men in the movement — Nixon, King uvil liberties of our citizens?" trations faced cases of "home not even come to the event." of 92. — dominated the TV cameras. Parks refused to Sept. 11 has affected a num- restorations," instead of being Senior Steve Greco, Relay How and why did history touch her? complain. ber ot issues when it comes to architects with their policies. For Life community head, Other black women had refused to give up Of course she lost her job. Of course there foreign policy, as Miller stated Further discussion on all these said,"We worked really hard their seats on the Montgomery- buses. How did were death threats. Parks left Alabama in 1957, in his presentation about U.S. topics, including pieces written throughout the year be- it happen that she hurdled every one of those finally settling in Detroit. immigration policy and the re- by Eksterowic/ and Hastedt, can cause Relay is a celebration buses into the bruised airof the Deep South? And Later in her life, as she became a symbol and lationship between the United be found in their book . Other of life." An upcoming team America? a myth, a publicity machine built up around her States and Mexico. Miller start- symposiums may be held in the captain meeting for the 2006 The answer, in short, is that history was ready At times she seemed like someone caught in the ed with mentioning the "hon- future, however, topics have not Relay will be held on Nov. for her. Her journey, arduous as it was, was beau- kheg lights. eymoon period" between the yet been discussed 29 in ISAT 136 at 8:30 p.m. titullv timed. "She was so self-effacing," Franklin says. United States and Mexico pre- "TV speeded everything up," recalls David For the rest of her life. Parks gave the impres- Sept 11, but that soon changed Halberstam, whose book "The Fifties" in part sion that her nation-altering protest would have because of a greater focus on chronicles Park's odvssey. "Frank McOe kept the occurred even if there had been no TV cameras, the war against terrorism by the opean Vehicle Sales. Service, and Pa rest of local TV from blacking the story out Even' no radio, no newspapers. Her move seemed deep Bush administration. While the Southern I V station didn't report on civil rights as Gospel and in the end, timeless. A declaration initiative to have a better rela- But it you put it on TV, the newspapers couldn't both simple and eloquent: I am a lady. And I'd tionship between the two na- MID ATLANTIC censor it or avoid it" like to remain in my seat, please. mnTaRt-iujERKEs
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the JMU community a chance to increase their cultural awareness. Bush's Va. speech isn't snub All events during the week will be open to all students and faculty. On Tuesday Nov.l at 7 p.m. in Grafton-Stovall Theatre, MTV news anchor SuChin Pak will be giving a speech entitled "Grow- ■Y MICHAEI D. SHEAR AND ROKRT BAKNES should lead their state, even small shifts are dential event," he said. "They keep the politi- ing up Asian." Her speech will address the challenges and impacts THE WASHINGTON POST important in races that are as close as the cal events and the presidential (events) sepa- of recognizing her ethnicity. Virginia contest. rate. We appreciate the president's support." Thev will also sponsor "Asian Cuisine Night" during D-Hall Virginia Republican gubernatorial can- Kilgore and the White House said there Asked if the Kilgore campaign nad re- dinner hours on Wednesday to give students a chance to try some didate jerry W. Kilgore has decided not to was nothing unusual about Kilgore not at- quested that the president also do a cam- Asian foods. Some of the items offered on the menu will be veg- attend President Bush's appearance in Nor- tending a "policy'' address from thepresident, paign event while he was in the state, Mur- etable fned nee, apple cinnamon wontons and egg rolls. folk on Friday, saying it is not a campaign- but nn Democrats and independent ana- taugh said it had not because Kilgore's ASU is co-sponsoring the showing of 'The Joy Luck Club" at 7 related event and that he has other plans 11 lysts thought it significant that Bush would day was already busy. Asked if Bush might and 10 p.m. on Wednesday and Thursday in Grafton-Stovall The- days before the election. visit in the final weeks of the campaign and schedule a later campaign appearance with atre. Bush has scheduled a speech on terror- not stump for the party's standard -bearer. Kilgore, Duffy said "stay tuned." On Thursday, the Fall Asian Studies Symposium will bespeak- ism in the Hampton Roads region, home to "AH these big-name figures coming to Kilgore and Bush have been political al- ing about contemporary Asian issues in trie Highlands Room. one of the largest concentrations of military the state, but President Bush is coming this lies; Kilgore was Bush's Virginia campaign Yoon said, "Whenever I have a chance to talk to groups, I urge personnel on the East Coast. But Kilgore, close to the election and not campaigning chairman last year when he handily carried them to be active participants in the university's activities and do who is in a dead-heat battle with Democratic for Kilgore?" asked Mark J. Rozell, a public the commonwealth on his way to re-elec- their share by contributing their talents and ideas." I I Gov. Timothy M Kaine, said that Bush's policy professor at George Mason Univer- tion. Republicans declared Bush's victory On Saturday, the seventh annual culture show "The Amaz- address is a "policy" speech and that he has sity who is closely following the governor's proof that Gov. Mark R. Warner's victory in ing Asian Race" will take place. Junior Felicia Truong-Brodie, an important appearance at a luncheon for race. "\ think that's very telling. 2001 was a Democratic fluke in a reliably Re- external Vice President of ASU said, "The purpose of the show the state NAACP at the same time. "I think ifs highly likely that the Kilgore publican commonwealth. is to enlighten and at the same time entertain.'' "I'm not ignoring the president," Kilgore campaign folks just don't see Bush as an asset." Kilgore's campaign manager directed The culture show will include such performances as break said. "I just understand their policies on of- White House spokesman Trent Duffy dis- the Bush campaign last year, and the presi- dancing, singers performing in English and Asian languages, ficial business. He's been here for me. The missed the notion that Kilgore would avoid dent was the headliner at a July fundraiser a Korean fan dance and a fashion show sharing clothing styles first lady has been here for me. The chief of appearing with Bush. "You're suspecting he for Kilgore in Mr I cm. Va., that raised more from different countries in Asia. staff has been here." doesn't want to be seen with the president," than $2 million for the campaign. The decision highlights some concerns Duffy said. "I don't think thafs what they Polls show that Bush is more popular among Virginia Republicans, who have would say." in Virginia than nationally, but his num- watched nervously in recent weeks as Bush's He noted that the speech would focus on bers are far below those of Warner. Al- popularity has waned and as scandals in- terrorism. "The president's event is not a po- though the two were elected separately volving presidential aides and congressional litical rally. It's an official event." four years ago, Kaine and Warner have leaders have dominated news coverage. Al- Kilgore press secretary Tim Murtaugh campaigned together extensively this fall. L 'Idee though it is unclear how the national politi- echoed that. The governor is barred by law from seek- {ESTHETICS A GrSECOLOGl cal environment affects voters choosing who "We really wouldn't be invited to a presi- ing re-election. Runners throw clothes, caution to the wind during Florida race
BY BRETT KM MAN On the runners' return trip, some on- Chser Hall, and to a sculpture at the ar- ISDEPLNDLNT FLORIDA ALLIGATOR campus traffic was blocked, but drivers chitecture building, with each stop lead- were mostly content to honk, high-five, ing them closer to their missing clothes. A stampede of scantily clad students join in or stare. The half-naked horde re- Finally, on the third floor of Little Complete Office Gynecology scurried from the University of Florida turned to the Hub less than 15 minutes Hall, almost an hour after the run, the campus at midnight Saturday. after they had left, now sporting wider runners found their "knickers," the sev- • birth control planning & morning after In a pair of black boxer-briefs, graph- smiles and breathing deeply. eral "knockers" who had nabbed them •pap smear evaluation & treatments ic design major Beau Bergeron sprinted For some, the race was not over. and a pile of candy. • complete gynecological exams the first steps of The Great Underwear Some runners had abandoned their "We figured that once you take Dash II and signaled more than 500 stu- dOlBM at the Hub under bushes. your clothes off and throw them on the • STD testing dents to follow from the Hub, through A handful of students, who insisted ground, all bets are off," a male Knicker parts of campus, down University Av- on being identified only as the Knicker Knocker said. Runners had mixed feel- Other Services enue and back again. Knockers, had snagged about 20 run- ings about the heist. As the runners tore through the city ners' clothing during the dash. A home- The Knicker Knockers had originally • spa products mineral make-up by colorescience • bar scene, shouts echoed among the sea made sign was left in their place. planned to videotape their theft and the • acne treatments weight loss/eellulite control • of skivvies bellowing enjoyment, embar- "Want to see your precious knickers ensuing hunt for a video-arts project, rassment, exhaustion and just how great again? Been to Gator Nights recently?" it but were "freaked out" when they saw • laser hair reduction skin disorder treatments • it is to be a University of Florida Gator. read. how many students turned out for the "It was bigger than I ever could have Moments later the confused runners dash, he said. All the Knockers ran the imagined," Bergeron said afterward. gathered outside the Reitz Union, where first underwear dash in April. The run, which was advertised mostly they found a second clue that pointed After the success of Saturday's run, a "It's Your Life and by word-of-mouth, easily reached its goal them to the infirmary. "For the hell of Great Underwear Dash III is guaranteed, of 500 runners, according to Bergeron. He it!" someone in the crowd shouted as Bergeron said, adding that he wanted It Sure Looks Good!" said Sunday that the rave reviews posted they sprinted a short side trip down the to control the next run with the help of on Facebook.com left him thrilled. lanes of Gator Nights' blacklight bowl- university police and that he wanted to "So many people had such a great ing arena, and then the hunt began. hold off until late spring. night," he said. Clues led the group from the infirma- "I want people to forget about it, and Call (540) 437-1296 University Police were present at the ry to the chemistry labs, on a dash across then I want it to come back again," he dash but did not interfere. tne Plaza of the Americas, to the rear of said. 1992 Medical Avenue, Harrisonburg, VA 22801
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But now that time has America wholly supports its passed, and the death toll troops, the war is not sup- continues to rise, the time ported by all. has come to pull troops out At the beginning of the of Iraq. Many of the deaths war nearly two-and-a-half come to soldiers on their years ago, Americans want- second, third or even fourth ed to fight for freedom, jus- tour of duty. tice and the American way. America nas accomplished After Sept. 11, 2001, between great things battling terror- Afghanistan, Iraq, the PA- ism, but now that Iraqis have TRIOT ACT and capturing voted and ratified a constitu- Saddam Hussein, America tion, our job is complete. has done its fair share of Are there not more im- fighting terrorism. fiortant battles to be fought? After the discovery of the n America, citizens have Downing Street memo — a changed from fearing for transcript of a meeting out- their own lives at home to lining Bush's plan to invade fearing for the lives of those Iraq almost a year before overseas. Our most recent the invasion — and its en- struggles have come from suing controversy, the war nature rather than violent just lost more credibility. disagreement to the Ameri- Discovered in May 2005, the can philosophy. minutes of a July 23, 2002, If there is nothing else Prime Minister's meeting to accomplish, and the were discovered that im- war is now fighting minor plied the war on Iraq was groups of insurgents, it's planned more than eight time for American troops months in advance of when to pull out. it actually occurred. During We are no longer en- the summer of 2005, Bush gaged in a battle to protect denied the facts around the the home front, but rather to war were being "fixed," ac- save face. If America can't cording to statements made be in a war for the right rea- within the memo. sons, it's time to leave. LETTKR FROM THE EDITOR LOVER OF WOMEN, CONQUERER OF NATIONS The Breeze is here to serve you Welcome back. I'm sure everyone's Fall Break was restful, worthwhile and awkward. You've only been gone a few months and your parents already turned your old room into a Starbucks? It's not that easy That's pain no Caramel Macchiato can wash away. Speaking of empty calories that you use to wake up before class, let's talk about The Breeze. being sequined We are a student-run paper; we are you. We go to the same classes, live for grilled cheese Thursday, and we too are losing our tolerance for "Anchorman" quotes. Given this peer factor, it would be very easy for you to become we, if that makes any sense. T*c ^t*tw»A err ^mm (Jr»u*«>»rA* Even as I sit on my solid-gold editor's chair I am not com- pletely aware of the reaction a given issue receives. I want to near what you have to say and customize this publication spe- cifically to the needs of JMU, I want to pimp your newspaper. To quote my mother, "Nathan, you're no Xzibit," and due to this shortcoming, I want your help. Please, never hesitate to contact me on a wide variety of topics. Whether you would like to get involved here at The Breeze, give us a heads-up for a story, ask a question, or offer advice. There is no need for problems to lie underground or thoughts not to be voiced when this is truly your newspaper; the news- paper of a campus to which we are all completely devoted. I appreciate you taking the time to read this, you can go back to Darts & Pats, and then return to picking a Halloween costume that shows off your cleverness/body/love of party drinks. Thank you, Nathan Chiantella chtanina9jmu.edu ■r Bonv MCMAHON SENIOR WftfTfR 8e->C>3 As the precious hours until Homecoming Saturday dwindle away, excitement is building for the football game against Rich- E-mail darts and pals to brtezedptohotmailxom. ^ mond Truly, few things compliment a brisk October Saturday Darts & Pals art submitted anonymously and primed on afternoon like an action-packed Dukes game with three perfor- a space-available basts. Submissions are based upon one mances by )MU's beloved marching band, the Marching Royal person's opinion of a given situation, person or eveni and Dukes. Most fans are incredibly appreciative of the marching do nol necessarily reflect the truth. o* band, exhibited by the audience postponing their halftime snack trip to see the band perform, but yet little is known about the in- ner workings of the marching band outside the hallowed halls of the music building (as a side note, the music building needs a real A "thariks-for-the-study-break" pat to the guys next door A "just-keep-truckin'-it" pat to the hottie I was stopped name, not just "Music." Someone really needs to cough up a dona- for blasting the "Grease" soundtrack loud enough to shake our with at every red light on Port Republic on Thursday. tion and give that building a proper name. I suggest Bruce Spring- walls on Monday afternoon. From a junior girl who remembers you from her freshman steen). As a member of the MRD Drumline (now with soul!), al- From two stressed-out seniors who couldn't do anything but year class as the boy who taught everyone how to properly squat low me to enlighten you on the challenges of performing with the laugh and sing along in the gym. marching band, so that you may better understand and appreciate what you watch on any given Saturday. An "I'm-rubber-you're-glue" dart to the girl in the parking A "don't-you-get-the-hint?" dart to the guy who proceed- Helping to create the sound and the fury of the MRDs does lot who had the lack of a heart to yell out her car window "1- ed to call me relentlessly and stooped low enough to have his come with its drawbacks, specifically the uniform. On game 800-IENNY." friends call me all weekend. day, the MRDs head onto the field decked out in purple p.ints, From a girl who knows that sticks and stones can break my bones, From a junior girl who was hoping you'd get the hint after the a sequined sash, and a large plastic hat called a "shako," which but your phone numbers will never hurt me. 10th ignored call. sounds more like a character from "Mortal Kombat." (Finish Him! Shako Wins! Fatality!) Instead of appearing ready to enliTl.nn .1 A "talk-about-a-bad-hair-day" pat to the girl who walked A "put-one-foot-in-front-of-the-other" pat to the guy run- stadium audience, 1 look like I'm on my way to play drums for into class with silly string still in her hair from a party from the ning down Main Street who loot his foobng as he crossed the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Yet, much like the Power night before. street right in front of our stopped car. Rangers uniting to form Megazord, the uniform can only reach From the student who sits behind you and laughed every time I From the car of senior girls who think you handled the situation its full potential when the one joins the many, creating a veritable had to hide the urge to take it out of your hair. well as you bowed for us and continued your run. army of purple and sparkle and inspiring awe in the hearts of those who see them. Given the great numbers in the band, the A "why-don't-you-pick-on-someone-your-own-size?" dart A "thanks-for-shutting-the-door-in-my-face" dart to the uniform is slightly more tolerable when everyone in your general to the guy at a party who decided to throw a pillow at my friend bus driver who let the three girls waiting with me on. and then area is wearing the exact same thing, helping band members get and by mistake, hit her a little too hard. proceeded to leave without me. over that sequined sash hump. From the friend of the girl with the black eye who hopes to have a From a senior who would like to give you a pat for trying, but Another blemish on the relatively acne-free face of marching pillow with her the next time she sees you on campus. believes there are plenty of girls at JMU to go around. band is the misconception that the MRDs do not qualify as a real band. Despite the hours of practice, level of musicianship, and A "Chnstmas-comes-but-once-a-year" pat to the sophomore A "way-to-use-Borax-and-glue-for-something-cool" pat to musical repertoire (mostly hits of the '60s and '70s), the MRDs girl who got a little too into her i Tunes holiday play list and danced the students making silly putty in the hallway in the Physics receive less respect as a musical group than their counterpart-, — complete with jazz hands — as she cleaned her room. and Chemistry Building. in an average college cover band. Let me set the record straight: From a cleaning lady who enjoyed the rare, yet entertaining ren- From a sophomore who enjoyed playing with a cup of blue goo in The MRDs are one of the most beloved (and largest) cover bands dition of "Jingle Bells." the rest of his classes. worldwide, playing for sold-out crowds all over the East Coast and touring such beautiful and cultured European nations as Ire- A "buy-your*own" dart to the two random guys that stole A "leam-how-to-drive" dart to all those drivers who don't land, Greece and Monaco. While the average college cover band liquor from my friend's 21st birthday party. have the slightest idea what a stop sign means. may draw at most a thousand people at Mainstreet Grill and Bar From a shocked sophomore who can't believe you would abuse the From a girl who's had to have $5,000 worth of reconstructive (I'm dyslexic), the biggest audience I've ever played for with the jMU "open door" policy. surgery and hopes you will think about your actions. see SEQUINED. page 8 8 I THURSDAY, OCT. 27, 2005 www.rhcbncze.org I THE BREEZE HI rwEEN mi LINES Tin WRITING ON IHI WALL International com- The state of affairs in Bush's second term m BRIAN GOODMAN munity turns cold SEN/OK WRITE* In watching the current state of affairs in the White House — which is very dif- shoulder to quake ferent from watching the affairs of the White House a decade ago — one cannot help but disagree with the brilliant 20th victims century philosopher, Mel Brooks: it is not always good to be the king. ■Y PATRICK CAIIAHAN The New York Daily News, a paper tradi- >T.«.ff WRITER tionally not known for breaking anything but wind, was one of the first to break In a world where people die dailv of unnatural the story this past Monday that President causes, one might find it hard to make note of the pass- Bush has menopause. According to The ing of one or two persons — but how about a thousand? News, the president has grown irritable How about ten thousand? In some places around the and temperamental, coming down on world, these numbers are daily realities faced by the multiple members of his staff harder than downtrodden and persecuted victims of lawless hatred the Redskins on San Francisco. Tasting and indifference. But think for one long second about a blood, much of the media quickly picked number as large as 80,000 — surely such an enormous up the story of the cranky commander number of unfortunate souls could not pass on without in chief, devoting the requisite talking the alarmed action of humanity. Or could they? heads and online polling to analyzing the As of Oct. 24, the total number of deaths from the Oct. reasons why. 8 Central Asian earthquake is hovering around 80.000 And why, indeed. While his second with expectations of more deaths as the cold of winter term has come with the requisite prob- approaches. The United Nations has asked the interna- lems faced by any old leader of the free tional community to commit funds for emergency relief world, the last few weeks have brought a efforts, but has so far received less than a third of what trifecta of insoluble trials very specific to tlu-v said would be needed. The U.N., an organization his presidency. the word "is," however, the president must tive of his boss' naivete and blind trust constantly ridiculed for its inability to get things done in For starters, our little Middle Eastern consult with his lawyer, who for some rea- in advisors. It is hard to imagine what terms of humanitarian and security problems, has been problem just isn't going away. Our pres- son is tied up in confirmation hearings. the president will do without him, except one of the few organizations doing relief work at the site ence in Iraq is like Valtrex; we are only Harriet Miers's nomination might be the flop around aimlessly until it's all over. of the earthquake. Add to this fact a request from United able to manage the increasingly volatile most ill-advised decision the president has With such problems rising faster than Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan that the nations of situation just under the surface, and are made since he gave his daughters credit Ted Kennedy's blood alcohol content, the the world with the power and capital to save lives do just incapable of preventing it from embarrass- cards. The more we learn of this woman, President's mood has deteriorated faster that — then look at the depressing response. Suddenly it ingly bubbling to the surface on occasion. the more she looks like a "Mini-Me" clone than Ted Kennedy's driving ability. Be- MCOU as if the United NttfOfW isn't really the problem, But Tuesday brought with it the long of Bush himself, con mascara — and nei- yond the fact that benefits for interns were but the lack of international response to its requests is awaited two-thousandth American casu- ther Democrats nor Republicans are par- cut after Clinton left, now is not a good To anyone who follows international affairs even alty, which many cannot help but view as ticularly eager to see that. time to be working in the White House the slightest bit, this should come as no great surprise. a tragic indication of our position in the Nevertheless, the most difficult situ- The president has begun engaging in an The international community has allowed almost a mil- nation, soon to be renamed New-New ation the president currently finds him- inter-office blame game that has spread his lion people to die in Rwanda, hundreds of thousands Jersey. Such a number fatigues the popu- self in is not about him at air, but instead demoralization throughout his adminis- in Darfur and thousands more in Bosnia and Kosovo. lous, which are already wavering in their about his better half, Karl Rove. The Belt- tration. Because of Iraq and the Supremes, Such inconceivably blatant disregard for the health and support of the war, and try as they might, way bunch is faint with excitement as the Bush dreadnaught is losing steam. well-being of so many human beings should be blamed Bush and his backroom boys cannot make they wait for the anticipated indictment Without Bush confidently at the hrlm tguj on someone, something — anything. Yet who is there 2,000 deceased soldiers disappear, as all of Rove, the man arguably responsible for — more importantly — Karl Rove in the to blame but ourselves? No one particular leader can of us wish Cindy Sheehan would. When President Bush's entire political career. engine room, this second term very well be blamed for inaction when his own people did not President Clinton wanted embarrassing The day that indictment comes, Bush might be more dying fish than lame duck. demand it of him. How many Americans took to the headlines to disappear, he would bomb loses not his right hand but his right Brian Goodman is a junior communica- streets mourning for the people in Pakistan. India or aspirin factories in Iraq; perhaps Presi- frontal lobe. This Jaguar-driving wispy- tions major. Kashmir and begging the American government to send dent Bush should misuse a cigar. haired imp is the Joab to Bush's King Da- them aid? True, every nation has its own problems to Before asking for the legal definition of vid — ruthless, conniving, and manipula- deal with; some such as Hurricane Katnna are harder to deal with than others. But we're talking about 80,000 dead people with as manv as 3 million people lett to bear trie bitter cold of winter without homes, without adequate supplies, and many without family. Is action not required bv the simple bond of humanitv if by no SEQUINED: A MRD insider's perspective other cause? Apparently the people in positions of power don't SEQUINED, from page 7 Through all the challenges, the long hours, the misconcep think it is. According to The Washington Post, Turkey is the MRDs numbered upwards of 70,000 people, effectively beating leading aid donor with $150 million. Are we to believe no lions and the funny pants, a person outside marching banc the other guys by a good 69,000. Yet, in all my years of collegiate must indubitably ask why. Why on earth would anyone joii other nation can offer more money than this? The United marching band, I have never observed a girl so enthralled with States, a leading global superpower, has contributed only the marching band? The answer is this: few things in this work the music that she felt the need to throw her panties onto the match the sublime beauty and sonic power of 300-plus hung $50 million. Perhaps private citizens would donate funds field, an act I've witnessed multiple times at concerts around if they heard about the need for them more often. over musicians and performers blasting popular standards to . town. The double standard is astounding. packed stadium audience. The pounding rhythms of the drum Honestly, how many dramatic commercials have you Even the positive misconceptions don't do us any good. The seen so tar about the earthquake? How many of you even line, the soaring melodies of the mellophones and the precisioi old saying goes that "If the football team practiced as much as the of a color guard in sync speak to what people can accomptisl IUICA a happened? If you didn't, don't blame yourself, band, then we'd win every game," and I can assure you that this blame the media. I he event onh came to my knowledge when they work together and rely on the gifts and talents o does not hold up under scrutiny. Comparing the football team to others, not merely tneir own. If you've ever played in a march through a short, possibly 15 to 30 second blip on "Head- the band is like comparing apples to orangutans, and if you are line News " What happened to human dignity? Couldn't ing band, then you know the feeling, and for those of you whi cunous as to see what happens when the marching band and the haven't, imagine the rush of acing a test, scoring a last seconc those television producers cut just five minutes out of football team meet, find a video of the '82CaI/Stanford game and their daily programs to help raise aid money? Couldn't shot in a basketball game, and finding out that your cornel) watch what happens when a trombone player wanders into the next-door neighbor digs you all in the same day. That's everj the newscasters take more than 30 seconds to report on Eath of a celebrating Kevin Moen. If you guessed that Billy Trom- such a catastrophe? Or maybe the death of 80,000 people performance in marching band. Enjoy the show. one Player tasted turf, your gold star and chocolate chip cookie Bobby McMahon is a senior political science major, and tvouli in Central Asia doesn't qualify as news here in America. are waiting for you in your room when you return. Patrick Caiiahan is a sophomore political science major. like to take this opportunity to say "Bolt, trumpets, boll." Hometown Music 6UIIARS, AMPS, DRUMS, PA AW MOM... www.homtlewnmaiic.Ml Sterling Silver Buy am Porfc FALL CLEARANCE SALE fi Jewelry CIM HiHORm orSntiut, Ciosiours, kirm/t & DISHAI MODUS Designed and Handcrafted in Spain Set a 2nd aa«*r PROTECT YOURSELF FROM Ha More info: hometownmusic.net/sale IBIMI Elwtrte Guitar PiekttiJ 199 • "Biikf Elwtrte Pickup $ 149 WEREWOLVES!!! 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However, there are at least two areas They fear that reporting abuse will backfire Once impaired, use mass transit, call a cab where growing bodies of research demonstrate on them and they will be wrongfully ejected Halloween is one of the most festive and or ask a sober friend to get you home. the need to expand this discussion: 1) women from their homes. entertaining holidays of the year for the entire If all else fails, just stay where you are and abuse their partners almost as much as men Likewise, men know that if they are re- family. Trick-or-treating, costume parties and sleep it off. and 2) the difficulties that men have with leav- moved instead of their abusive wives, then haunted houses all add tO the fun of the Hal- Always buckle up — it's still your best de- ing abusive relationships. their children will no longer have their father's loween weekend. fense against an impaired driver. Men who stay in abusive relationships protection. There are a number of excellent However, in recent years, Halloween has If you are hosting a Halloween party, have some very different concerns than wom- speakers who could present on these issues. I also become a time for party-goers to drive make sure all of your guests leave with a so- en. The lack of public awareness of violent hope that next year. JMU will hear from some while impaired, which can turn the festivities ber driver. wives and girlfriends seems to be a leading of them. into a real-life nightmare. Plan ahead. Do not fall into the age-old trap contributor to the problems for abused men. Since Halloween falls on a Monday this that "It will never happen to me." It can hap- Among other things, men fear the biased Chuck DeHart year, dedicated Halloween partiers will be pen. It has happened. It will happen. reaction of the courts and law enforcement. alumnus, '89 out In full force, beginning their partying the Don't let your Halloween turn into a night- weekend before. This makes the Halloween mare. Please plan ahead, be responsible and weekend a very dangerous time on our na- always designate a sober driver before all Hal- Editorial policies tion '| roads because of impaired drivers who loween festivities. Remember, friends don't fail to designate a sober driver. let friends drive drunk. Drive smart, safe and Responses to all articles and opinions published in The Breeze are welcome and encouraged. Letters In fact, according to the National Highway sober. should be no longer than 250 words, must include a phone number for verification and can be e- Traffic Safety Administration, 53 percent of all mailed to [email protected] or mailed to MSC 6805 Cl, Anthony-Seeger Hall, Harrisonburg, highway fatalities on Halloween in 2003 were Col. Donald G. Harper VA 22807. The 8[eeze reserves the right to edit all submissions for length or grammatical style. alcohol-related — and 45 percent of the total Harrisonburg Chief of Police fatalities involved a drunk driver with a blood the house editorial reflects the opinion of the editorial hoard as a whole, and is not necessarily the opinion alcohol concentration level of 0.08 or higher of any individual staff member of The Breeze. — the legal limit in every state and the District Men are also victims of Columbia. Editorial Board: Real-life Halloween nightmares are sim- With a month dedicated to domestic vio- Nathan Chiantella. editor in chief ple to avoid if you remember to take a few lence awareness, there is ample time to bring Kristen Green, managing editor important steps in planning your Halloween some gender balance into the discussion. 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Assistant Editor bree;esports@hormailjrom SPORTS THE BREEZE I www.thebreeze.org ITHURSDAY, OCT. 27, 2005 111 Stefaniak Wrestling team opens season Friday at home picks up lost their scholarships via Title IX and have Dukes have intrasquad spent the last four years piecing their pro- gram back together. hat trick match to gear up for "When I first came in here, a lot of our attitude had to do with our scholarships get- 2005- '06 campaign ting cut, * senior heavy- weight Chris Cvitan said. Field hockey IY JAMES IBWIN "A lot of the older guys Wrestling SENIOR WRITER were very disappointed Friday drops Delaware and disillusioned by that. Intrasquad Match JMU wrestling coach Josh Hutchens sat It spread negative vibes 7pm in Newark in his padded office Tuesday evening lean- and that's contagious. Godwin Hall's ing against the mats in the Codwin Hall Coach has been doing Smdair Gymnaaium The 19th-ranked field hockey wrestling room. The Dukes were finishing a great job transform- ti\im defeated the University practice but their second-year coach was im- ing that, and expectations are higher than of Delaware 3-2 at Fred P. Rullo mersed in brackets and charts, a smile form- they've been in a couple of years." • t.idium in Newark, Del., and im- ing on his face. Credit that to an attitude adjustment. proved their record to 10-7 over- "We've got 45 guys shooting for 28 "Obviously these guys are here for a ■II .ind 4-2 in the Colonial Athletic spots," Hutchens said. 'The talent level reason, because there's no scholarship," tasodfltton Sunday afternoon. looks good, too." Hutchens said. "When you have 45 guys Freshman midfielder/ for- It's been a while since Hutchens or any- competing for 28 spots and they're all work- ward Melissa Stefaniak scored all one associated with JMU wrestling has had ing hard, it creates a different attitude, and three goals in something good to talk about. After winning that's the attitude you want to install." back-to-back Colonial Athlebc Association The JMU wrestling team hat an Intrasquad match Friday before their K? The "eld championships in 1999 and 2000, the Dukes sec PIN, page 13 flrat match Nov. 5 when they compete In the West Virginia Open. nukes- win Hockey earned them e..-.J— . . spot m the Sundfly six-team CAA JMU 3 tournament Delaware 2 at Old Do- " minion University Nov. 4 to 6. Stefaniak's first goal came at 1048 lit the first half off an un.is- sisted breakaway. However, the Unhappy homecoming Blue Hens tied the score seven minutes later off Amber Deim- ler'sgoal. Madison returns home Delaware then went on to take the lead 2-1 after Katie Ev- after losing two straight ans assisted Kaili Kao's goal with 9:43 remaining in the half. on road to A-10 foes In the second half, Stefaniak scored her second goal off of a penalty comer 12 minutes and 24 BY MATTHEW STOSS seconds into the half. She scored SPORTS EDITOR the game-winner with just over nine minutes remaining, and The JMU football team returns to Bridge- JMU held on for the win. forth Stadium Saturday after a two-week The Dukes outshot the Hens road trip that saw the 2004 Division l-AA 13-12 overall, and )MU senior national champions go winless in Atlantic 10 goalkeeper Lori Amico recorded conference action, losing to the University of five saves. Delaware keeper Me- Massachusetts and the University of Dela- gan Allen had four saves. Dela- ware. ware dropped to 6-11 overall and After falling by a field goal Oct. 15 to the l-o in the conference. Minutemen (6-1 overall, 5- Madison will host CAA op- 0 A-10), the Dukes rolled FOOttNlll ponent Hofstra University Friday into Newark, Del., looking - - ; at 7 p.m. and will close out the to rebound last Saturday Saturday • season at home when they play and only sunk deeper, los- U of R at JMU Northeastern University Sunday ing 34-28 to the Fighting 3p.m at noon. Blue Hens (4-3, 1-3). The Bndgeforth loss was the Dukes' second st***P JMU 12 — straight in the A-10. For Delaware 2 0 — the season, Madison sits at 4-3 overall and 2-2 inside the conference. Coals While UMass is the only undefeated team JMU - Melissa Stefaniak 10:05 in the conference, there are three teams with UD — Amber Deimler 16:55 one loss: the University of New Hampshire, UD —Kaili Kao 25:17 the College of William & Mary, which hand- JMU — Melissa Stefaniak 47:24 ed the Wildcats that loss (the Tribe lost to the JMU — Melissa Stefaniak 60:36 University of Rhode Island) and JMU's op- ponent Saturday, the University of Richmond Saves — arguably the hottest team in l-AA. I nri Amico 5; UD — Me- "It's been such a crazy year," JMU coach gan Allen 4, Nikki RhoadesO. Mickey Matthews said Monday at his press conference. "There is a lot of football left in Records: JMU (10-7, 4-2 CAA), the league. A lot of the top teams haven't UD (6-11, 1-6 CAA). even played each other yet." After starting 0-2, the Spiders have rolled — from staff reports to a 4-1 mark in the conference (4-3 overall) and have won three games in a row — all A- 10 games. Richmond also boasts last week's A-10 Co-Offensive Player of the Week in se- nior quarterback Stacey Tutt. Last weekend, the6-foot-2, 215-pound Tappahannock native Madison JMU returns to Brldgeforth Stadium after a wlnlett two-week road trip through the Atlantic 10. see HOME, page 12 knocks off ODU Dukes blank Monarchs JMU hits the court Dukes knock off it was a different millennium, and Women's soccer Men's basketball since then, the Dukes have limped second-ranked through five- stretches home starts practice for straight losing U.... Monarchs years, including J"' » 2005-'06 season the most recent D&SK6tD8ll win streak to six 6-22 campaign in IMl junior midfielder Kurt IY MATTHEW Sross 2004-'05 — tneir worst season in 20 Morsink stored the game-winning IY JOHN GALLE SRORTS EDITOR years. The last time the Dukes won goal 5:39 into N R/TER fewer games was in 1985-'86, when sudden-death The Electric Zoo has been un- they won five. Overtime lo lift Men's The stage was set. plugged for a while now — and "We need to get the students the men's soc- Soccer It was senior day. There was a mostly because there hasn't been back," JMU men's basketball coach pjf ii'-im over crowd — even Duke Dog made his much to be "electric" about. Dean Keener said Monday after Sunday second-ranked presence known. The JMU wom- The last time the JMU men's bas- Old Domin- JMU en's soccer team had a five-game ketball team had a winning season. see COURT page 12 ion University ODU home winning streak (all shutouts) and upset the that they were looking to extend, M>>n.inhs 2-1 Sunday in Colonial while playing its final home game Athletic Association action. of the regular season Sunday at ODU entered the game on JMU Soccer Complex. A nine-game unbeaten streak, They did. tncludling an unbeaten home The Dukes got a much-needed sjnak that went back to Sept. 15. 1-0 Colonial Athletic Association 2002. when it lost to Coastal Caro- conference vie- lina University. tory over Old Women's Dominion Uni- JMU 10-1 — 2 versity thanks Soccer Old Dominion 0 1-0 — 1 to sophomore Sunday forward An- Coals nie Lowry, ODU )MU — Jon Britton 7:57 who scored the JMU ODU — Brian Cvilikas 60:31 game-winning JMU — Kurt Morsink 95:39 goal with less than two minutes remaining. Sivn "Our coach said we had our I NIL - Kevin Trapp 9; ODU — back against the wall," Lowry |ohn Connelly 4. said. "We had to come out and win this game." Records: JMU (9-4-2. 5-2-1 CAA). The Dukes' delense, led by ju- ODV (11-2-2, h-1-1). nij.i'i Kilo nior Lyanne Dupra and freshman JMU'e Sarah Cebulikl vies for a header — from staff reports amid a crowd of opposing players. see SHUTOUT, page 13 HIA maro 121 THURSDAY. OCT. 27. 2005 I ww.thchire-e.org I THE BREEZI HOME: Dukes have COURT: Dukes gear up for season, backs against the wall HOME from ixi^en freshmen expected to impact squad 'The younger quarter - threw for 376 vards against badci weren't ready and tor Hofstra University, includ- some reason, they didn't COVHT, from page U ing a 15-yard game-win- think Stacey was ready and the tempo. You've got Colby, ning touchdown strike in moved him tO Wide receiver," practice. "We lost a generation who's got a very high basketball double overtime, while Matthews said. "Ihe\ u.rr of |MU students. I don't think IQ, and you've got Wan, who's racking up 450 yards of to- 0-2 at that point and then there's a )MU student who's on just a beast inside." tal offense moved him back to QB and campus now who's seen a win- Barbosa. the team's leading "He's a tremendous he's progressed in the last ning basketball team." scorer a year ago (U.*» points quarterback," Matthews three games, and that's why The last winning team JMU a game) was the Dukes' lone said. "He's really blos- (IH'V ue whew they are." saw was during the 1999-'00 outside threat and this year somed. He's 23 years old. The I Hikes, however, campaign when the Dukes went will get help Irom the incom- he's a grown man playing have been going in a very 20-9. including a 12-4 mark in ing crop of freshmen and senior with a bunch of boys." different direction. While the Colonial Athletic Associa- guard Daniel Freeman. Free- When the season started. Richmond has won three tion under then-coach Sherman man is returning from an ankle U of R coach Dave Qeweoti straight. (Ml has lost two Dillard, who resigned in March injury suffered last year and he tried Tutt at wide receiver to straight and must win Sat- of 2004. had arthroscopic surgery on his better utilize the senior's ath- urday to stay in the l-AA Keener, who took over for right knee in July. Freeman only leticism, but when the Spi- playoff picture. Game time Dillard in April of that year. || played in four games last year. ders started out 0-2. Tutt was Saturday is 3 p.m. at Bridge- starting his second season as the "They're going to help us moved back under center. forth Stadium. Dukes' head coach, and unlike a lot because we got guvs like last season, has a full comple- Poeey and Colby who can shoot ment of players devoid of seri- the ball really well," Barbosa ous ni|ury at his disposal. said. "Jomo is shooting a lot bet- "It's nice to have a full roster ter. That's three right there and Of scholarship players," Keener they're going to open things up said. "It makes practice compet- a lot more." itive and a lot more en)oyable Underneath, |MU returns its because you can implement leading rebounder in junior for- your system. We just weren't ward Cavell Johnson, who av- able to do that last year like we eraged 6.5 boards a game to go M anted to, so in some respects, I with his 12.4 points a game feel like this is year one " The Dukes also return a Last year, |Ml was so un- healthier David Cooper. I he •><■- dermanned that its bench barely nioc forward only played in 15 v\ ent two deep at one point dur- games a year ago due to knee ing the season injuries, but still managed to This year. Keener added four average 8.9 points and 5.7 re- freshmen who can play mul- bounds a game. tiple positions. The backcourt "I hope that we improved on consists of guards Lewis I am- our athleticism." Keener said. "I pley (6-foot-3, 185-pounds) and hope we improved our depth, Colbey Santos (h-foot-5. 190- and let me say that the guys pounds), while the trontcourt who are returning have really has forwards Kyle Swanston (6- bought in. so it's not a matter foot-7, 175-pounds>and Juwann of do we have enough bodies. I James (6-foot-6, 220-pounds). like the blend that we have right Another new face is freshman now. At the same time, we've 'oe Tosey, a6-foot-5, 200-pound, got to have RUVS who are will- guard who redshirted last year ing to pay the price, and that's due to injury. what we work on every single "Freshmen will always be day." freshmen, but this core group JMU opens its season Nov. here is looking prettv good." ju- 21 at home against George- nior shooting guard Rav Barbo- town University. The Dukes M said. "You've got Kyle, who's have ,\n exhibition game Nov. very athletic who can run the IS when they host Bridgewa- PHOTO floor and shoot the ball. 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Main St., Harrisonburg THE BREEZE I wwwjhebreeze.org I THURSDAY, OCT. 27,2005113 SHUTOUT: Lowry scores game-winner against ODU SHUTOUT, from page U the end of it. Nevertheless, the ball, up close in front of the un- Caitlin Walko, was solid, JMU play got the crowd back in to it as protected goal. women's soccer coach Dave JMU regained the momentum. JMU finished the game with Lombardo said. They limited "We had more chances in five of their eight shots on tar- the CAA's leading scorer, ODU's that last 15 minutes than we did get, while ODU had only one of Laura Beeman to just three in the other 75," Lombardo said. their seven shots on goal. With chances and one shot on goal. With just two-and-a-half the loss, ODU drops to 4-5, sit- Coming off two road losses minutes left to play, JMU junior ting in sixth place in the confer- and a tie. JMU senior goal- defender Shannon Seipp went ence. JMU improved to 5-3-1, keeper Jessica Hussey said the down with an injury, stopping tied with the University of Del- Dukes were searching for a vic- the clock. During this time, aware for third place. tory to stay in the running for both teams regrouped for the "We're not up against the a first-round bye in the confer- final push. wall, but we can touch it from ence tournament — or at least Senior forward Kim Argy where we are standing right the chance to host a game and said the Dukes got into a now," Lombardo said. "This after a relatively quiet first half huddle on the field and talked [win| gave us a little bit of of play, both teams started to about going on the offensive to breathing room." play with a sense of urgency. finish out the game and avoid The Dukes will look to take JMU sophomore forward a possible overtime. With two their momentum on the road to- Vanessa Brizzi ripped a shot minutes left, they did just that. night at 7 p.m. against second- with about 38 minutes remain- Argy exploited the flank place Hofstra University. They ing toward the right upper 90, and took the ball out wide — a will close their season out Sat- but Lauren Tupman was able to strategy Lombardo focused on urday at 1 p.m. against North- make the save for ODU — one to counter ODU's man-mark- eastern University in Boston. of her four on the day. Not one ing style of defense. Argy said minute later, ODU's Caroline she was looking for the shot, ODU 0 0—0 Brown struck JMU's crossbar but decided to cross it when JMU 01—1 • with a shot of her own. her angle was cut off. Her With about 15 minutes left cross found junior forward Goals in the match, Brizzi won a cor- Natalie Ewell, who kept it in JMU — Annie Lowry 88:11 ner kick for the Dukes that cre- bounds near the back post and Senior forward Kim Argy fights for the ball against an opponent. Women's soccer shut out ODU < ated an open, back-door header squeaked it past ODU's keeper. Saves senior day and Increased their winning streak to six games. JMU wraps up their regular season for freshman midfielder Teri Annie Lowry finished the job, ODU —Lauren Tupman 4; JMU competition this Saturday when they travel to Boston, to face Northeastern University. Maykoski, who couldn't get on beating a defender to the dead — Jessica Hussey 2. JMU field hockey's PIN: Wrestlers begin season with fresh attitude, Stefaniak earns look to improve on last season's 4-16 overall record Rookie of the Week FIN, from page U tan, who finished strong last season and "He's seeded sixth right now," Hutch- JMU field hockey freshman feat of the Fighting Blue Hens In order to turn that into results, the wrapped up the year with a 12-12 record. BM said "But I think he could win the con- Melissa Stefaniak was named in Newark, Del. Dukes will have to improve on their humble "I'm more technically sound this year," ference in his weight class." Colonial Athletic Association Her game-winning goal came 4-16 record from a year ago. They'll also have Cvitan said. "I used to go out and waste en- If Gebauer can help the Dukes at the Co-Rookie with 9:24 left in regulation. to do it without senior Bnan Lambert — who ergy on stupid things and the coaches and I low iT-level weight class, it would give them of the Week The freshman is tied for fifth led the Dukes with a 22-8 individual record looked at tape and corrected that. Thev also a needed boost. JMU's lower weight classes last week for on JMU's sconng list this season. last year — for at least the first month of the worked on my attitude. Now I think I can were consistently beat last year, forcing the her hat trick She has four goals and two as- season. Lambert wrestled through a slight beat anvone in the country." Dukes to play catch-up. against the sists tear in his knee last season and is still reha- For now, Hutchens would be satisfied "We'll see who emerges and who can University Her hat tnck was the first for bilitating from the injury. He is projected to with the CAA. help take some pressure off Lambert and of Delaware JMU field hockey since the 2001 slide into the 184-pound weight class — up This year he's starting off where he left Cvitan," Hutchens said. "We're going to Sunday. season. from 174 last year — when he returns. off last year," Hutchens said. "He was pre- see who can help us spark something at S t e - siel.ini.ik shared the CAA "I think it will be pretty exciting for him season ranked No. 4 in the conference, and I the beginning of matches. As a team, it's faniak, a rookie honor with Drexel Univer- to jump to 184." Hutchens said. "He's got think he'll finish higher than that." hard to compete without scholarships, but midfielder/ sity goalkeeper Colleen McAn- the strength to compete and his speed is go- Another potential spark could come as an individual it's not, because it's just forward Stefanlak drew. ing to be extraordinary at 184 when he gets from fifth-year senior Rich Gebauer, a trans- you and him. So if alt the individuals can scored all of back." fer from Franklin & Marshall College, who compete, why can't the team compete? It the Dukes' goals in their 3-2 de- — from staff reports Until then, the Dukes still have Cvi- will cum pete at 133 pounds. builds on itself." >aa^"*»TBaBB^w ^sw ~ws^r^r*^~mrm*i^mm ^■aw'SWw'WHB^vsaarw ^^^ia*>*'***# ^^m^^^^^-mm-wm~w "-m^a^r-m^m^ Cailc While. Editor M.ili(hict. Assistant Editor hrerzeart.s&hiitmailiom A&E arts c\ entertainment THE BREEZE I www.thebreeze.org I THURSDAY. OCT. 27, 2005 114 UK.UKW The outside of the museum features a giant skull and worms crawling In the windows. Killer clowns on the loose! Haunted museum scares all guests ■> RFIFCCA EIMO CONTNBUTIM, MUTER The old days oi bftck-or-tieating an ovtx but you don't have to he I kid to enjoy Hal- low ceil. Afar creating a haunted museum man old MOM house that v\«i>- built in 1870, Professor t line's Haunted Monater Museum has been s<.-mri>: people ot .ill .ij;('s (rom all over (he countrj Mis haunted museum is .i cross between a novel "Scooby Doo" and "the Twilight /one," says the Natural Bridge Web site Chne describes it as something a bit more "DimtyUh.1 The museum is having a Halloween spe- cial called "Halloscream Week" Irom Friday, Oct. 28 through Monday, Oct. 31. The special hours are 7 to HI p.m. Tickets cost $7 and can be purchased at the Natural Bridge gift shop. One ticket includes visits to the haunted muse- idea um, the dark ma/e and the dinosaur kingdom. All of these are the creation of Professor (.'line For those not brave enough to go at night, normal hours tor the museum are from 12 to 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. The Haunted Monster Museum's theme Novelties go Down Under, prove they're one hot item this "Halloscream" is killer clowns,' accord- ing to Professor Cline I he storyline goes that in the 1950s, a circus train derailed and the clowns ■Y MARY KATE COLDIN eating fast food. Bryant spotted a Dairy Queen sign reading "Novel have been on the loose ever ataoa COMTK1BUTING WRFTER Items" and suggested the name to fellow members — it stuck. For "Halkiscream Week" the museum gets In addition to playing notable covers, the band also played many "beefed up" and seems more "halknveenish" than The Novelties' musical genre is difficult to describe, because they of their own songs dunng their performance earlier this week. One in normal, Profe»or (Tine said. "Having the museum are just that — a novelty. While the band, which played Monday particular, written by 0"Bar, was entitled "|| Risveglio, which is Italian open at night puts a whole new spin on things." night at Taylor Down Under, says their musical influences include for "The Awakening." Though they've only been playing together for Also during "Halloscream Week," Profes- mostly classic rock and '90s rock-based music they covered The a month and a half, the band members have a unique ability to switch sor Cline has | ihOM when.' a member of the Cars, Carlos Santana and 7.Z Top all within their hll-minute show positions. For each song, Arnold and Bryant interchanged from drums audience b 'executed* every half hour. I his That's quite a range, and what's more — thev were able to pull it lo guitar depending on which sound best suited. Thev also are skilled gives the setting a more "haunted slant," Cline off. Their sound is a unique blend of the different genres and the in their guitar riffs and strong solos. said. expertise each member brings to the band. Sophomore Aric Bryant, "We're here (o entertain," Nanz said, and they did. Audience mem- There are mam things inside the monster who plays drums and guitar, describes the group as "the baatajfd ber and friend sophomore Kristin Hubbard said she was very im- museum, manv ot which cannot be revealed child of rock and roll." pressed by the performance. without spoiling the surprise, according to The name of the band — which includes junior Kric Nanz as vocal- It was an all around enjoyable experience and entertaining show. Cline. ist and guitarist, senior Corey Arnold also singing and playing guitar, For those of you who missed it, catch The Novelties this Thursday at 8 [mm are not as manv monsters as the Teagan CBar on bass and Bryant — was developed late one night while p.m. in Wilson Auditonum. power of suggestion might advise that there is," Cline said W. mggaffl that there are some in there and people create them in their minds.' I his makes the experience very origi- nal because it allows people to use their imagi- nation . (/<>rt\S ; ..-. r \\\\ IKW 'Colossus' puts player in midst of epic battles Game rivals classics BY TANNFK RAMIOII'II ■ Everv now and then .i game comes along which changes the industry and redefines how games should be played. If you are one of the millions who own PS2, your month )ust got a million times better On Oct. 18, "Shad- ow of the Colossus" was released, and I have never seen a better game to be released onto Sony'sStOOIKl generation AMY PATER.SON//*<>!« etbu* The premise ot the game, while overly The Novelties, who played In TOO Monday night, say their sound Is a comoinatlon of classic and '90s rock. simplistic, is perhaps the entirely best part. You start off as a young lad in a very lonely world, hunting 1^ coloast Ihese will be the only battles you will ever face in the entiro \\\:\ IKW game. The battles .in-, pu | hev re not a walk in the park. Each colossus can be the hardest battle of the game. 'How To Win' gives realistic tips to succeed Now, these aren't small battles by any means Yea, I said epic, but I don't really think Authors shows students how to get ahead of the curve that describes (hem so well. It's basically like taking a sword and stabbing a mountain. BY JANE SINGLETON Make your friends your No. 1 making the mountain reallv pissed off at CONTWM/7TNG WWTEK priority Be careful of how you inter- you in an "I'm going to aat youi tact* sort ot pret this one. Newport reallv ".un- way, and then trying to find a ditterent spot In "How To Win at College," author Cal Newport uses a realistic college- to make the point not to let a busy to slab the mountain in In the game, you are age view. In his steps to be a successful college student. Newport covers all schedule take the place of friend- literallv the si/r of tlu- oOtoaafl pupil. You've aspects of college life, from exercising to maintaining friendships to tips on ships You will inevitably mad tli.it got a few different tools to help you on your how to keep up with your workload His suggestions are realistic and focus friend to complain to, laugh with, or way, but you start off with a sword, which is How to on efficiency and the avoidance of spending too much time at the library. comfort you when you bomb .1 tost essentially a stick to the angry thing you're Some of the key points that I feel would be most beneficial to the new col- Overall, I feel trial Newport COV- trying to kill. lege student are: ITS almost .ill topicsth.it .1 college stu Win at College The game itself features some of the most Don't do all your reading — you might actually be able lo keep up with it dent would want tips for. However, thrilling graphics available on anv console. freshman year, but realistically you are assigned more than your time frame some are slightly more opinion on lUHPRlSINC SICMTS tOP SUCCISi The sound OOflVtyi the emptiness of the allows. It is more efficient to skim the reading prior to lectures so vou can ented and don't apply lo ewtyont'l fflOU THt COUNTRY !0P MUOIMI'. world while the soundtrack itself is unbeliev- pinpoint the important points situation of class schedule for that able and really helps vou get into the 'I'm go- Don't study in your room — study in the library. I completely agree with matter. For example, using three days ing to hurt this giant any way I can, as soon Newport on this one because I get about twice as much done in the library In mttf I paper is 0M D) his sugges- Cul Newport as he stops stepping on me" mood. The con- than I do in my apartment. The library even makes studying seem interesting tions. I like to write a paper in one trols are incredibly tight, so vou don't have when there is nothing else to do. sitting unless it's more than eight pages. Dressing nicely lor class is another bo worry about accidentally slipping off the Exercise five days a week — it helps give you a new burst of energy and example of something you don I h.ne lo do at college Sometimes if you have fiant's head of hair as you're tmng to poke can mentally motivate you as well. that random night out in the week or it it's Mining outside, life is |ust better in im with your sword The game pla\ revels Care about your grades and ignore your GPA: As Newport says, "Bad a hooded sweatshirt the likes ot "Zelda" and "Mario" in its fin- grades happen if you put in the effort. Who cares? If vou begin to obsess If you feel that you're starting to btcOtM disorganized or can't seem ished state on par with the best. about your CPA, much of the excitement of college is lost." to make a schedule that fits, this book might be able to help you out. THE BREEZE I www.thehreeze.org I THURSDAY, OCT. 27, 2005115 KIA IKW m:\ii;\\ Second City to hit JMU 'Bewitched' DVD features cute, quirky On Friday. Oct 28. The Second Hall Masterpiece Season Box Office City will perfiirm in Wilson Hall Au- Monday through Friday from IKKWI ■v LISA RONEY low co-stars talking about what it was like television show. There are 30 questions; I ditonumal8p.m to 4 p.m. All seats are reserved. CONTMUTIHG WKTTtR working with one another. This feature got about six nght. If you're into the reruns Second City comedy group out Adult tickets are $22. seniors are takes a bunch of usually stereotypical "I- on TV Land, try it out, but if you've nevei of Chicago, has been churning out $20 and student tickets are SI I Go into this DVD knowing one thing: loved-working-with-her" interviews and seen the show, don't even bother. Even it such comedians as Bill Murray. Free shuttle service will be the "Bewitched" movie is not a remake of makes the viewer realize that these peo- you are familiar with the show, many of the Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Mike Myers. provided one hour before the show the classic TV show. ple really did get along. They all go from questions will still boggle your brain, such Martin Short. John Belushi and Dan from ISATCIO Lot "Casting A Spell: Making 'Bewitched'" CDking fun at everyone to talking about as, "How many Emmys did the show win Aykroyd for over 40 years. —from staff reports is a 23-minute featurette that is standard on DW tney helped each other get their lines during its run?" and "What was the title ol The group uses an empty stage, all DVDs today. Mined in with interviews straight. There's a very cozy, friendly feel- Dick York's last episode?" a few props and with the cast and crew are scenes from the ing around this feature. "Witch Vision Trivia Track" allows you costumes to per- original show; some are even shown side* "Why I I-oveBewitched" is a five-minute to watch the film with trivia bits popping up form sketches, by-side to show the similarities between special showing the cast and crew talking every so often. However, instead of putting songs and im- the movie and the show. Also included are about why they loved the show and when the trivia track horizontally at the bottom ol provisations on screen shots of everyone on the cast and they watched it (Will Ferrell, who plays Dar- the screen, it's done in big blocks all around our modern lives f KX crew attempting the nose twitch that only ren, watched it every day when he got home the actual movie. Don't watch the movie — political, so- Nicole Kidman (who plays Samantha) was from school at 3 p.m. Kidman watched it at with this feature if you're seeing it lor th« cial and cultural able to master. 6 p.m. every night in Australia). Heavily first time; for those who are watching it for topics will all be The deleted scenes are relatively short emphasized by director Nora Ephron is the the second or third time, it's an interesting explored. Some and cute. One that maybe should have show's emphasis on the power struggle of little extra to keep you entertained. mature content is been included is 'The Wedding," and "TV women. This topic was discussed so much The movie itself is charming. It follows included in their Proposal Scene" is a funny extended scene within these five minutes that 1 was kind of egotistical movie star Jack Wyatf s (Ferrell, repertoire. K !! that's worth taking a look at. glad to see it end. "Anchorman") role as Darren on a TV To get tickets, "Star Shots" is a featurette showcas- The disc's "Bewitched Trivia Game" is go to the Harrison photo courtesy of Second Cm ing individual cast members and their fel- strictly geared toward hardcore fans of the see BEWITCHED, page 17 Dr. Drew openly discusses hook-up culture, threesomes Drugs, alcohol help fuel unhealthy relationship environments ■v MEGAN A. HEIN MH: Can men and women ever just be friends? this whole circumstance, whatever your perspective, it's not Cmmm DAILV DD: Look around. Look at things very honestly and clearly. whether it's before vou hookup or just to manage. Think about you and a friend — usually there is some way you're MH: So if you fix drinking and drugs on campus, you may fix Last Friday, I was in New York for a Trojan Condoms round- attracted to that person. When they don't respond in a way that the hookup culture? table conference. I threw around the term "focus group" to de- goes further, then you become friends. Women again are typically DD: No. 1 think if you fix the hookup |scene|, the motivator to scribe the "conference," but why be technical? The point ol the more flexible with that. Men tend to harbor plans and are waiting use will be less and you'll have less and less consequents discussion was to share ideas with other journalists and editors for their moment. MH: It's kind of like a cycle — one feeds the other and, most importantly, with Dr. Drew Pinsky. MH: What if it is the man who is not interested? DD: It is — it absolutely is. That may be right, that if you For anyone trying desperately to place him, think intelligent DD: Then women tend to settle. They're more accepting, in my break one or any component of that cycle it'll all possibly end I co-host of MTV's "Loveline." He's the type of TV personality who, experience. have no agenda with any of this. I think I'm just reporting what once you learn who he is, seems to be on every channel — like Mo MH: 1 always thought women were more scheming... I hear from young people. If you guys were all perfectly nappy Rocca or Ben Stein. We took about four hours analyzing many as- DD: Not by my experience. I agree with you that there's a qual- — having the time of your lives — I'd be happy. pects of sex in college. We devoted at least an hour to discussing ity there, but generally, they're more accepting. Mavbe thev are on MH: Is it possible for a relationship to be healthy for a guy the hookup culture with the greatest insight being the role alcohol some level still waiting and hoping. [Male friends) are actually and at the same time not healthy for a girl? It seems like in a plays in a hookup — men drink to "prepare for the hookup" while planning — they're actually looking for their moment. They know hookup the guy's happy but the girl's feeling used. women drink to "tolerate the hookup." After the conference, I in- when vou [break up with your boyfriend|, you'll be sad and will DD: You're right, although I would say that although the guy terviewed Dr. Drew: need them in that moment. feels okay, he's still caught up in an unhealthy cycle — because Megan Hein: What question do you wish someone would ask MH: With the alcohol to prepare them first, right? sex is still now just a drug, just a way of getting aroused and sunn you? Or what is something you want people to know? DD: No, (the male friend doesn'tl drink. That's not a hookup gratification without worrying about yourself or a relationship. Dr. Drew: I've never felt there was a deficit of questions. 1 wish — it's an "art of war." MH: Do you think we'll see more sex addicts as a result? people could be more honest with themselves — this is a problem MH: Do you think there is any way to end the hookup culture? DD: Probably not — I think people just see it as a break from wherever I go. When I train medical students now, I tell them not Do you think it is better to go back to dating — if there is any way stress, then that becomes their stress — or maybe it's the alcohol. to listen to patients because whatever they say is the opposite and of doing that? There's a lot of factors — it's hard to sort it all out. 1 don't feel like distorted. 1 wish people would trust their instincts. DD: My eye is moving towards some sort of evaluative process I have the answers. It's up to you guys to find the answers. MH: What is the most bizarre method anyone ever tried as a — call it dating or what you will. After enough years of people not MH: I thought it was our job to ask the questions? contraceptive? being so happy with things, women are going to be moving to- DD: It is ... 1 mean you and your peers nave to create an at- DD: My "potato Mori'" I his is a story that circulated around wards something a little healthier. One of the main motivators for mosphere that's satisfying for you and whatever that is, I don't the medical schools and hospitals that a woman came in with this drug and alcohol use is this whole hookup culture. Whv people believe I can tell you that. It has to be a creative solution that horrible smell, and when they put her up in the stirrups, they drink, why they do drugs — they need motivators. integrates all of these issues we've talked about. I can't experi- found a vine, a small vine, coming out of her. And they discovered MH: Do they do it so they can hook up or because they ence it. a potato had been put intravaginally — because she was taught hooked up? that was a way to achieve contraception. 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II 9: I" i in 95 South Main St. Ri gitici n (hi II' I i Program Harrlsonburg, VA 22801 Late night menu available until 2am ■ Resit, i ontaci | 54O-442-9923 Lunch buffet Mon-Fri 11am to 2pm Bob (iolion, goliuni mt| |mu, i Open 11am - 2am www linn edu/recrcailon 161 THURSDAY. OCT. 27, 2005 I www.thebreeze.org I THE BREEZE Here's what's happenin' this Homecoming and WHAT'S MIN' ON, JOHN? Halloween weekend in the 'Burg! ^ff LEISURE ^ TUNES Gold Crown Billiards will be holding an 8-Ball Tournament starting at 7:30 p.m. on • There will be live music at the Artful Dodger on Thursday, Oct. 27. Thursday. Oct 27. > Greg Ward Project, a reggae group, will be performing at Dave's Downtown Taverna The Shenandoah Mountain Bike Club will be hosting Thursday "Night Rides" on Oct. on Thursday, Oct. 27. 27. Visit shenandoahmountatnbikedub.com for details. > Jimmy O will be performing at Finnigan's Cove on Thursday, Oct. 27. The Shenandoah Mountain Bike Club will be hosting "Friday Six-Pack Downhills." Meet > Herb & Co will be performing at Luigi's Downtown Pizza Co. on Thursday, Oct. 27. at the Food Lion on Route 42 at 3 p.m. for exciting downhill mountain-biking fun. > The Pub will be holding a karaoke night on Thursday, Oct. 27 Join JMU clubs and organizations as they kick off Homecoming weekend with "Com- > Lion Ize will be performing at Finnigan's Cove on Friday, Oct 27. mons Day" on Thursday, Oct. 27 from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. • The JMU "Octubafest" will take place on Thursday, Oct. 27 at 5:30 and 8 p.m., and i The annual Homecoming Talent Jam will take place on Thursday, Oct 27 at 8 p.m. in Friday, Oct. 28 at 8 p.m. in the Anthony-Seeger Auditorium. Admission is free. Wilson Hall Auditorium. This gives students a chance to showcase their talents and • La Pupuseria will be hosting College Night on Friday. Oct. 28. Bring your JAC Card to skills, ranging from singing to juggling, and to win prizes awarded by a panel of judges. get in free. Specials from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. i Join the JMU and Harrisonburg community in this year's Homecoming parade. Student- » Burning Bridges will be performing at The Pub on Friday, Oct. 28. created floats will drive down Duke and Bluestone Drives on Friday, Oct. 28 starting at • The JMU Contemporary Gospel Singers will present a free concert at I p.m. in Wil- 5 p.m.The parade will be followed by a pep rally on the commons. son Hall Auditorium on Saturday, Oct. 29. i The 10th annual Homecoming 5k Walk/Run will be on Saturday, Oct. 29 at 9 a.m.The » Intense City will be performing at Dave's Downtown Taverna on Saturday, Oct. 29. race will begin in front of UREC. Proceeds from the entry fees — $ 12 before Oct. 29 » Leon Milmore will be performing at Finnigan's Cove on Saturday, Oct 29. and $15 on race day — will benefit the professional development of UREC • There will be live jazz music at Luigi's Downtown Pizza Co. on Saturday, Oct 29 start- student employees. For more information, call x887l I. ing at 10 p.m. i There will be a Halloween party at The Artful Dodger on Saturday, Oct 29. Costumes » The Pupuseria will be hosting Latin Girls' Party Night on Saturday, Oct 29 from 9 p.m. required. to 2 a.m. i There will be a free yoga class at Cups To Go on Saturday. Oct 29 at 10:30 a.m. » Burning Bridges will be performing at The Pub on Saturday, Oct. 29. ' There will be a costume show at Cups To Go on Saturday. Oct. 29 at 8 p.m. • La Hacienda will be hosting International Night on Sunday, Oct. 30. Come enjoy music i The Shenandoah Mountain Bike Club will be hosting "Saturday Trail Work" on Oct. 29. from around the world. Help maintain the trails in George Washington National Forest. Meet at the Food Lion on Route 42 South at 9 a.m. ' Alan Litten, distinguished former photographer for The Daily News-Record for 50 years, will present his favorite photos and discuss their significance in his presentation, "Through the Camera's Lens" at 7 p.m. at Massanutten Library. ' Visit the haunted cornfield from Friday, Oct. 28 through Sunday, Oct 30 from 8 to 11 California Nails p.m.Take Route 33 East, turn south on Lawyer Road at Penn Laird. Go 2.4 miles and Specials turn right onto Pineville Road. Go 0.8 miles and turn left onto Valley View Road. Go one mile to the cornfield. Admission is $6. $19.99 Pedicure > Join the Harrisonburg community in "Halloween On The Square" on Saturday, Oct. 29 FREE with manicure from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Dress in costume, go trick-or-treating at downtown shops and $19.99 Full Set restaurants, enjoy games and make-it-and-take-it crafts, and decorate a pumpkin for $3 at the Harrisonburg Farmers Market. A costume contest and mini-parade be- FREE with airbrush gins at 2:30 p.m. around the Court House. Visit dowmownhornsonburg.org or call 432- $12.99 Fill Located in Walmart 8909 for more information. 171 Burgess Rd > The annual "Homecoming Step Show" will take place on Saturday, Oct 29 at 8 p.m. in 20% OFF any waxing (540)438.5994 Wilson Hall. Historically black/Latino Greek organizations from JMU and surround- ing colleges and universities will compete for a $1,000 grand prize.Tickets are $10 in advance and $ 15 at the door. > The Second City Comedy Tour will be performing in Wilson Hall at 8 p.m. on Saturday, Oct 28. Using an empty stage and few props and costumes, the ensemble will perform SAJGON a medley of comedic sketches, songs and topical improvisations. Student tickets are $11. Call x87000 for more information. Go downhill...for fun! Fill Mountain Tubing MOKiW - 0*71/BWir FrifrB pm Sflinoon-2 pm 4 8-8 pm Sun noon-2 pm 11:3Q*MJ»M through Oct 30. QrtM tkiing & mountain boarding First warm wtathir tubing Sundaya atartlng Oct. 0 Jhicwn-SPM run in tht nation! noon to 2:30 p.m. Jnti $ 10 for a two-hour MMIOTI, through Octobar 30 Coll about private parties. Check out our grass skiing, mountain 640-866-2121 boarding and sightseeing lift tides too, (nine James McHone Jewelry is holding The Best DDllH P"?tniU 0 VIS Costume Contest Winners will receive $I0D CASH "eh. October 29th 3:15 p.m. @ James McHone Jewelry THE BREEZE ! www.thebreeze.org I THURSDAY, OCT. 27, 2005 117 HOOKUP: Dr. Drew comments CLOWNS: Professor Cline's haunted on threesomes and relationships museum appeals to people of all ages CLOWNS, from page U themselves as they go through Women, men cheat for different reasons the house. Another part of the museum is College students also can a labyrinth called the dark maze, HOOKUP, from page 15 enjoy the experience, Cline which basically is an extremely said. "We can customize the ex- MH: Do men at any level need conversation MH: I've heard a threesome is the worst thing dark room witn walls and doors, perience to the people that go like women do? you can do in a relationship. Is that true? but "nothing pops up and scares through." DD: |Men are) healthier [with conversation], DD: Absolutely. I've never seen a relation- you," Gine said. Because it is dark, however, people's fears are "People are attracted to they're much healthier — it helps them greatly ship survive that. monsters," Cline said. Cline for their emotional growth and development, MH: If someone suggests having a three- heightened. The museum appeals to said he enjoys creating these but they're not motivated for it. There are gaps some...? worlds that explore people's and they're unsatisfied and it helps them. We DD: They're sabotaging. Moat commonly, people of all ages, according to imagination as and even con- all build our emotional systems based on inter- if s an attempt to sabotage. Men do that to press Cline. "There is no blood and siders his work to be his "min- subjective experiences — it's how we build our limits, and a woman will go with them either to guts — we focus on scares." In istry" in life. lives. make a guy happy — which is pathetic — or to fact Cline offers a scareless tour MH: How does upbringing affect men? sabotage. And the guy whom you need to have which is more about entertain- • Directions •— ment than frights. DD: Upbringing affects everything in both a threesome with in order to make him happy is Take Interstate 81 South toward photo count n ofProfewor Clint i sexes [,..| You can't overemphasize what brain not a good guy. Also unique to this museum is the idea Cline developed to Suunton. Get off on Exit 180-A The Moneter Muiaum, mechanisms form in early childhood — how MH: Are men more likely to cheat? and merge onto US-11 South. Turn those give off trajectories early on. DD: They cheat for different reasons. Wom- make videos of people's toura. locatad In Natural Bridge. MH: If you have a bad situation, do you need en cheat when they can't tolerate it or want to Cline sells them at the end of the Right onto Herring Hall Road., It In Its "Halloscream therapy? sabotage or their emotional needs aren't being tour for $10. According to Cline, right onto Padgetts Hill Road, and Week."B« sure to visit Oct. DD: It depends how bad it is, and it depends met by the relationshi]). Men cheat basically be- this allows people to watch finally, left onto Red Mill Road. 28 through Oct. 31 on what you tolerate in your relationship. If you cause they can — they're allowed to get away want be in a stable relationship and be intimate with it. They don't acknowledge or perceive the 1 and be as comfortable as you can, then do it. consequences of their actions. If they don't have That will help work it out. If you keep forming a commitment, they don't understand they're BEWITCHED: DVD is 'adorably enchanting relationships with people who are abandoning hurting people. On-screen chemistry adds to success of romantic comedy you and are abusive — and if you keep sabotag- MH: So men are more likely to cheat? ing the relationships that are actually available DD: I can't say that. Maybe they are — they BEWITCHED, from page 14 — then if s impossible to heal [on your own]. just cheat for different reasons. Generally, the remake of the classic "Bewitched" series, and un- it's a funnv, witty romantic comedy that exudes MH: How do people sabotage their relation- guys that are going to cheat cheat compulsively. knowingly casts a real witch (Kidman, "Moulin amazing chemistry between Kidman and Ferrell, ships? Megan A Hein is a writer for the University of Rouge"), as his wife, Samantha. I enjoyed it much a chemistry that is the icing on the cake to an DD: Cheating. Threesomes. Virginia's Cavalier Daily. more the second time around, but nevertheless. adorably enchanting DVD. NCAA Georgia @ Florida Florida Honda Georgia Florida Florida Boston College @ VT 1 wish 1 could go lo (he "world's VT VT VT VT Boston College largest cocktail party" in Florida In- stead we'll all be freezing our butts Michigan @ Northwestern Michigan Northwestern Northwestern Michigan Michigan off at JMU's Homecoming. The Richmond @ JMU JMU JMU JMU JMU JMU Captain, who doesn't pay attention to football, went 6-2 last week, by NFL accident Matt has resorted to flip- ping a coin for NFL games, which Washington @ NY Giants NY Giants NY Giants Washington NY Giants NY Giants at this point seems like a decent strategy. We II see if the NY Giants Philadelphia @ Denver Philadelphia Denver Oenver Philadelphia Philadelphia and all the guido fans can celebrate a victory over the Skins, who think Green Bay @ Cincinnati Green Bay Cincinnati Cincinnati Cincinnati Cincinnati (hey are going to go to the Super Baltimore @ Pittsburgh Bowl because they beat the crap Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh out of the worst team in the NFL. Anyway, have fun at Homecoming. and remember, no kegs on campus FOOTBALL — Meagan PICKS 1 B mihalkma<§jmu edu OF THE VTP BEl B V Captain Grasshopper Green Party Beanie Guest Scuson Total... \A/tStSK 38-26 37-27 35-29 36-28 33-31 Last Week... 6-2 4-4 6-2 5-3 5-3 \» in I'crLcnragc... .594 .578 .547 .563 .516 RT Computer Systems Computer Systems. Parts. Peripherals and Services Harrisonburg OB/GYN Associates, PC Harrfaonburg't Favorite Computer Storal K C. Larry Whitten, MD M. Catherine Slusher, MD Louis E. Nelson III, MD Your One-Stop Computer Solution Michael J. 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