The 100 Best Movies You've Never Seen / Richard Grouse
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70577D3C-AE70-4CD7-90FE-8E702CCAC08A Copyright © ECW PRESS, 2003 Published by ECW PRESS 2120 Queen Street East, Suite 200, Toronto, Ontario, Canada M4E 1E2 All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form by any process — electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise — without the prior written permission of the copyright owners and ECW PRESS. NATIONAL LIBRARY OF CANADA CATALOGUING IN PUBLICATION Grouse, Richard, 1963- The 100 best movies you've never seen / Richard Grouse. ISBN 1-55022-590-1 1. Motion pictures. I. Title. II. Title: One hundred best movies you've never seen. PN1993.5.A1C86 2003 791.43 C2003-902185-8 Editor: Jennifer Hale Cover and Text Design: Tania Craan Cover Photographs: Richard Beland Production & Typesetting: Mary Bowness Printing: Transcontinental This book is set in Akzidenz Grotesk and Minion The publication of The 100 Best Movies You've Never Seen has been generously supported by the Canada Council, the Ontario Arts Council, and the Government of Canada through the Book Publishing Industry Development Program. Canada DISTRIBUTION CANADA: Jaguar Book Group, 100 Armstrong Avenue, Georgetown, ON, L7G 5S4 PRINTED AND BOUND IN CANADA ECW PRESS ecwpress.com 70577D3C-AE70-4CD7-90FE-8E702CCAC08A RICHARD CROUSE ECW PRESS 70577D3C-AE70-4CD7-90FE-8E702CCAC08A tamo nt nntontQ The Adventures of Buckaroo The Devil's Backbone ©2 Banzai in the 8th Dimension 1 The Dish S4 Annigoni: Portrait of an Artist 3 Dr. Syn: Alias the Scarecrow ©7 Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner 5 Dogtown and Z-Boys ©8 The Bad and the Beautiful S Eating Raoul ©9 Bedazzled 1 © LIST: Richard's Favorite Movie The Believer 13 Quotes 71 Better Off Dead 17 Eegah! The Name Written in Beyond the Mat 1 8 Blood 7Z LIST: Richard's Favorite Lines from Emma's Shadow 76 '80s Comedies 19 The Experiment 78 Beyond the Valley of the Dolls 23 A Face in the Crowd 79 Big Bad Love 25 The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T 81 Biggie & Tupac 27 Foreign Correspondent 2 The Brave One 29 LIST: Richard's Favorite Cameos by Brotherhood of the Wolf 3O Directors 841 Bubba Ho-Tep 31 Frailty SS Cane Toads: An Unnatural Fubar 86 History 33 Fun 87 Carnival of Souls 3S Funny Games 89 Chelsea Girls 39 Gangster Number One 90 Cherish 42 Ghost Dog: The Way of the Cocksucker Blues <45 Samurai SI CQ 48 Ginger Snaps S© Cyberman SO The Great Rock 'N' Roll Swindle 9@ Darby O'Gill and the Little Happy Texas 1 People 52 The Harder They Come 1 The Dangerous Lives of Altar LIST: Richard's Favorite Boys S4 Soundtracks 10S Delicatessen S6 Hedwig & the Angry Inch 11© Dementia 1 3 53 Here Comes Mr. Jordan 113 70577D3C-AE70-4CD7-90FE-8E702CCAC08A High School Confidential 115 LIST: Richard's Favorite Alan Smithee Films 1 85 I Ann a Fugitive from a Chain Gang 117 Santa Claus Conquers the Incubus 119 Martians 188 Scarface: The Shame of the Island of Lost Souls 1 24 Nation 191 Jason & the Argonauts 1 27 The Seven Faces of Dr. Lao 194 The Kid Stays in the Picture 1 2® Simone 197 Killer Klowns from Outer Space 13O LIST: Richard's Favorite Bits of Movie Wisdom 199 Kind Hearts and Coronets 133 Stage Door ZOO The Krays 135 The Straight Story 2O2 Lady in the Lake 137 Sugar Town 2O4 The Luzhin Defence 13© Suspiria 2O5 M 142 13 Conversations about One Mad Monster Party 144 Thing 2O7 Maelstrom 145 Tadpole 2O8 The Man Who Fell to Earth 1148 Targets 2O9 Meet the Feebles 152 The Terror of Tiny Town 212 Mile Zero 1 54 They Might Be Giants 214 The Minus Man 1 S5 To Be or Not To Be 216 Monsoon Wedding 159 The Toxic Avenger 219 LIST: Richard's Favorite Titles with Treed Murray 223 Ten Words or More 1 GO LIST: Richard's Favorite Credits 224 Night Tide 161 Trees Lounge 228 Omega Man, The 1 63 Twist, The 23O Peeping Tom 1 67 Two Family House 234 The Phantom of the Paradise 169 The Virgin Suicides 237 Pitch Black 173 waydowntown 24O LIST: Richard's Favorite Legal Disclaimers 175 White Zombie 243 The Pope of Greenwich Village 177 Wild in the Streets 245 Porn Star: The Legend of LIST: Richard's Favorite Corporate Ron Jeremy 179 Logos 248 The Princess and the Warrior 181 Zardoz 249 Rat Pfink A Boo Boo 1 84 Bibliography 249 70577D3C-AE70-4CD7-90FE-8E702CCAC08A Introduction "YOU'VE GOT HATE MAIL" It is almost impossible to gauge how people are going to react to things you say. An innocent little remark can trigger a whole cascade of events. Such was the case a few years ago when I introduced a segment on Reel to Real's favorite martial arts movies with, "I have to admit, martial arts films are a guilty pleasure of mine." I recall the shoot day. It was a steamy hot August afternoon. We were shooting outside and I was cooking inside my suit. We banged off the intro in one take, and I didn't think about it again. Well, not until I received the most aggressively angry letter I have ever gotten — possi- bly one of the most hateful, profanity-laced pieces of mail to ever make its way into my, or anybody else's, inbox. Everyone in the public eye has gotten them. Usually the subject line reads something like "What were you thinking?" or occasionally the blunt "You are wrong." This one was different. I knew I was in trouble when I read the sub- ject line: RICHARD is A SNOB. Clearly, subtlety was not this writer's strong point. What her letter lacked in sophistication, it made up in vit- riol. Here's the breakdown: After spending a paragraph or so calling me some not-so-nice names and questioning my ability to review movies, she got to the point. She was offended by my use of the term "guilty pleasure." "What? Can't he just say he enjoys martial arts films? Why do they have to be a 'guilty pleasure'? I really don't think he would say something like 'I have to admit, those Fellini films are a guilty pleasure of mine.'" The unladylike dispatch went on to describe me as pretentious and several other things that aren't fit to print here, before insisting that I respond. I did reply, although I'm not sure she received the kind of answer she was looking for. Her letter was clearly designed to offend and upset; instead, I have to admit I found it rather funny. I was frankly IX 70577D3C-AE70-4CD7-90FE-8E702CCAC08A tickled that something I had said on television could elicit such ven- omous feedback. As Frank Zappa said, "It doesn't matter what kind of reaction you get, as long as you get a reaction." In my response I thanked her for the letter and explained that I enjoy a wide variety of movies, not just Fellini. I like Fellini; I think 81/2 is a great film, almost as good as another favorite of mine, The Poseidon Adventure. You see, I explained, I have to see between 300 and 325 movies a year for my job, and when I sit down to view something that I am not professionally obligated to watch I consider that a treat — a guilty pleasure. I listed a few of the movies that I always turn to in my off hours — The Bad and the Beautiful, Cane Toads: An Unnatural History, and Here Comes Mr. Jordan — explaining why I liked each of them. I decided not to attack her in any way, but to kill her with kindness. I'm not sure what effect my e-mail had on her, as I never heard from her again. I do, however, owe her a debt of gratitude. Her nasty letter got me thinking about all the movies that I love — my guilty pleasures — which led directly to the writing of this book. There were only two cri- teria for the movies included in this book — they had to be underrated and they had to be personal favorites of mine. These aren't really obscure movies — most are available on DVD or video, although you might need a police dog to find some of them — they are just films you might have missed the first time around. If she hadn't written that let- ter, I wouldn't have written this book. So it is to her, the pissed-off viewer, that I dedicate this book. I also would like to extend a personal thanks to: Dara Rowland; Jen Hale; Jack David; Tania Craan; Richard Beland; Andrea Bodnar; Vincent Monteleone; Stephen Peter Smith; Zacharius Kunuk; Norman Colin; Ryan Gosling; Barry Blaustein; Forrest J. Ackerman; Nick Broomfield; Bruce Campbell; Don Coscarelli; Bill Wyman; Peter Lynch; Rob Sitch; Oliver Hirschbiegel; Jim Jarmusch; Emily Perkins; Katharine Isabelle; John Turturro; Christopher Heard; Jenn Kennedy; Denis Villeneuve; Hampton Fancher; Mira Nair; Cole X 70577D3C-AE70-4CD7-90FE-8E702CCAC08A Hauser; Vin Diesel; Tom Tykwer; Franka Potente; Andrew Niccol; Lloyd Kaufman; William Phillips; David Hewlett; Ron Mann; Raymond DeFelitta; Sofia Coppola; Gary Burns; Frances, Carol, Wini, and every- one else at Southern Accent; Charles Wechsler; Bryan Peters; Kai Black; David Carroll; Brent Bambury; Kathleen Scheibling; Julia Caslin; Susan Smythe; Laura Quinn; Virginia Kelly; Nancy Yu; Bonnie Smith; Karen Neilson; Sherman Pau; Mark Pauderis; Shelly Chagnon; Julie Vaillancourt; Peter Lynch; Bill Phillips; Katrina Soukup; Jason at Rhino Home Video; Tim Goldberg; Paul Kemp; The Chiodo Brothers; Shelly at Starway International; John Bain; Max Films; Ron Mann; Andrew Currie; Kevin Hall; Rod Guidino and Rue Morgue magazine; Mike Scott; and Michael Fleisher at Anchor Bay Entertainment.