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FOUNDED IN 1873 "Corrupted freemen are the worst of slaves" - - Garrick

=VOL. LXII No. aa-3.>& LEWISTON, MAINE, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1935 PRICE, 10 CENTS FROM THE STEWS *K:eExhibit Opens Thursday , Ruth Frye Student Government LABORATORIES OPEN FOR Tea Dance . .d SurprUe* Praised As Co-chairmen Of Abo The Cigarette INSPECTION TOMORROW ge President Successful Winter Carnival itering Generalities" In •'■ AND FRIDAY Gen . ny'i "Best-Seller" Favorable Weather Aids Outing Club — Many IsK ised Translation Spectators—Program Of Events Continues M, in Callei And Students Urged To Attend tholic Purge For Four D/ays EDS CO-EDS TV Beware of Dan Cupid", magic arrow this Feb- Jitters Over By Bond M. Perry ruary 15, 1935, for whether you have a big heart, a First Night—Many New strong heart, a flighty heart, or an athlet.c heart you An I .ribed Egg A referee's shrill whistle on Thursday afternoon that started a football game on snovvshoes and the tuneful whistling „f the boy "W&SrtSLtal of the Heart and Arrow Railroad Displays Planned Mo . Were Old housand Years Ago friend walking home with his co-ed at sundown Sunday marked th'e leaves from the village of Valent.ne Promptly at 3 4^ Fiv o'clock for the Student Government Tea Dance. The beginning and the end of what is being hailed as the most successful By Harold Bailey winter carnival within the memory of any students now at Bates. * -NILS LENNARTSON- Liv!sU- wEnUSL**. and Mrs. Harry Rowe, Mr. \\ inter was King, Gladys Webber was crowned Queen, and Co-chair- Every branch of science studied at Hates will he displayed Thurs- and Mrs. Amos Hovey, and Mr and Mrs. Norman Ross, day evening in Carnegie Science Hall and the Hedge Laboratory for men Carl Milliken and Ruth Frye with the co-operation of many our guests will welcome you here; in Wooer. Woods qn. are facts about the cigarette. the first night of the biennial science exhibition. Starting at seven assistants supervised the series of events that were the features of we will hear the rhythmic growls of those vivacious * .pie of United States smoke o'clock and lasting till ten. every room in th%se two buildings will be (■ hundred billion cigarettes a the four-day program. Bobcats trained by Richard Tuttle; lunch at Happ> over Hill; Cupid has a most unusual surprise for .you open for inspection of the exhibits and of the many experiments that re8r. ; extensive investigation re- Favorable weather aided the Outing at Acceptance Arbor; Avoid Quarrel Quarry; will he carried on during that time. Again Friday night, the same pro- snlts, ■' greatest number said they Club in presenting the annual carni- slip on your compliments at King Kidge to for sociability; practically val. Every event was attended by a Gladys Webber Miss Betty Fosdick. Miss I^onore Murphy, cedure will he carried out so that those not being able to attend the similar numbers thought it was for crowd of spectators, and a spirit of and Miss Carol Wade, the sponsors of this first night will have the chance on the second night. ,i and stimulation; the least enthusiasm pervaded the campus from 1 gjvi ason was taste. Irritation is top to toe. Even the faculty failed to unique excursion. It is hoped, however, that most of the students will attend the Crowned Queen Won't you be my Special \alentine. exhibition on Thursday night, as Friday will he the Maine State n0l nected with nicotine content. object when Popeye the Sailor was Cheerio isumption had dropped from found smoking his pipe on forbidden Schools Evening, and a very large attendance is expected from the lion in 1920 to four billion in territory. By Dr. Leonard surrounding High schools, as seventy invitations have been sent out i:«4. As members of the college commu- by the three clubs sponsoring this two-night affair. Cigarette production lias increased nity cheered their favorites at the foot- l,v i2tC5! since 1919; the number of ball game Thursday, there were many Two New Departments workers lias decreased 18%. Wages comments, such as, "This is the best True Dowian Humor ; less in 1931 than 1919. To- yet" . . . "Gay can certainly travel on Kenneth Hates '35. Robert Walter '35 and Dorothy Randolph baci ..nneis get 8.2 cents a pound those snowshoes" . . . "Look at Stod- Feature Of All-College '35. respective presidents of the Ionian Scientific. Lawrence Chemical, . :;2 cents in 1919. The Presi- dard's boots" . . . "What a swell idea!" Skating Party and the Ramsdell Scientific Societies report that all is in readiness for dent of the American Tobacco Com- At dinner Thursday evening not the occasion, and that many of the displays this year are to be of panv, a Mr. George Washington Hill, even the breaking of a few plates unique nature. Also, two new departments have been added, those of was paid $825,600 for his work in could mar the feeling that "all was Gladys Webber '35, of Rocky Hill, 193 (16,000 a week. His workers well," while at the lecture there were Connecticut, was selected Queen of Mathematics and Astronomy. averaged less than $14 per week. bedtime stories that would keep even the 1935 Winter Carnival, and was These Science Exhibitions were first started hack in 1918 when Twi is much is paid for advertising Paul Bunyon awiake all night worrying crowned by Dr. Arthur N. I^eonard at the All-College Skate. Friday night. Dr. Karl Woodcock was president of the Jordan* Scientific Society, labor. And so on. about the possible loss of his title as Large Group Greets Author and at that time they were given every year. After several years, this the champion tall story teller of the Preceding the coronation, a parade big woods. was formed on the steps of Hathorn annual custom was changed, and since they have been given every At the races on Friday a few tumbles Hall and led around the campus walks On His First American Tour other year. provided the laughs but expert skiing, by Ed Small and the college band. This year everything in the line of science will be shown from a (^President Rush Rhees of the Uni- When the parade returned to Hathorn. versity of Rochester celebrated his snowshoeing, and skating was the cen- small workable model of a geyser to projection of microscopic life ter of interest. That evening the the Queen, masked in regal white, ap- seventy-fifth birthday the other day. peared before the student body for the J. Middleton Murry Speaks Under Auspices Of on the screen. At the time, he made these remarks crowning of the Queen by Dr. Arthur N. Leonard with Joy Dow as master first time. On Hathorn Steps, she was George Colby Chase Lecture Fund—Says Kenneth Hates '35. Dorothy Randolph '35 and Norman Lafayette on "liberal culture". met by Master of Ceremonies Dow. "My conviction grows stronger that of ceremonies held the center of the '35 have had charge of the publicity and the general plans for the stage. However. William Hamilton and escorted, in a small pony-pulled War Shattered His Idealism the great need of the time is to de- sleigh, down by Hedge Laboratory, to two-night display, while the chemistry department has aided with a velop ability to exercise mature judg- with his bagpipes and Tracy Chandler committee composed of Francis Hutchins '.^. Chairman, Robert with his hot dogs also were the claim- At the same time that J. Middleton Murry, George Colby Chase, ment '.n manifold life problems. The Anicetti '35. Delmo Enagonio '36, William Fellows '35 and X'orman development of such maturity is the ants of their share of attention, while lecturer of last Monday evening, left England for his first visit to objective of what we call liberal cul- colored lights added to the festive at- Amprira n hook came off the KnHUl' Press entitled "J. MiddUton Lafayette '35. mosphere. um lit liberate* from narrowness Murry, A Study In Excellent Normality . That normality is indeed Motion Pictures Planned ana'prrAidice and ignorance not for On Saturday the winter sports meet The entire chemistry exhibit will be housed in Hedge Laboratory ornamental effect but sanity and ef- on Mt. David, the hockey tray with no mere gift of the gods but a triumph of a super-sensitive soul over fectiveness in living . . . our times Bowdoin, and the Carnival Hop with a devastatingly real world. where will be seen actual work done by beginners and advanced stu- need itical men capable of detach- the presentation of awards by the Looking back over his own life as dents in the fields of General, Organic, Qualitative. Quantitative. ment from the passion of the moment Queen combined to send everyone to objectively and critically a8 possible, Physical. Industrial. Biological and Historical Chemistry. Included bed smiling but weary. ... to hold humanity's course true Murry feels vitally the influence of the Frye St. House in the display of these fields is to be the preparation of common gases. toward the goal of larger life . . ." And then on Sunday afternoon the World War. It was a war which shat- U. wouldn't quote this as an ex- students assembled around the fire- tered faiths, killed one's most intimate Wins First Prize perfumes, cosmetics, fruit flavors, dyes, a demonstration of micro ample of glittering generalities. place at Thorncrag to say to each associates. Behind that clash of na- analysis, and moving pictures of "Sulphur" and the "Story of Gaso- other, "It was a great carnival, wasn't tions was a deep-seated disease. Even For Fruit Basket line". it?" In this instance, the usual reply if the conflict had been averted in 1914, Following is the list of departments and those taking part in intimated, "It sure was! Please pass so we would have been disturbed be- the popcorn." the chemistry exhibit. Quermany's best-selling book is easily yond the reaches of our souls by this Snow Sculptoring Includes l: tii i 's war-breathing autobiography same inevitable phenomena. Department of Chemistry (Hedge Laboratory) "My Battle". Chancellor Adolf is not Termed Abnormal Wide Variety Of Images Francis E. Hutchins '35. Chairman II anxious that true, full transla- Students Enjoy Murry finds a striking parallelism In Competition tion- of this book be made into other between his life and that of his col- Motion Pictures 2nd Floor iges. The English version is a Premiere Trial league D. H. Lawrence. Both had been 7:30—"The Story of Gasoline" sed hodge-podge with the violent termed "social Abnormalities". Both Now we know there is artistic gen- 8:30—"Sulphur"' ses omitted. Hitler sued a group Of Co-ed Dining were born into the working class level ius at Bates! Just see the marvelous 9:30—"The Story of Gasoline" of I'.irisieiines in French court for of a class-conscious English society. creations the snow sculptors have atlng the work fully and secured L'nth were exposed to the exclusive made, all sizes and varieties. Biochemistry: Room 8 Edith Milliken Heads Com- an i:.junction against the publishers affection of a mother. But because one Last week shovels were flying, snow John X. Ingraham '35 last year. Hitler feels his "hymnal mittee—Many Hope For was born in London and the other in piles were heaped up and flattened Ruth E. Trites '35 e" is good for Germans to read; the country, the parallelism must tem- Repetition Of Plan GLADYS WEBBER down again, and then strange shapes Cultural Chemistry: Room 11 bad for Germans to have foreigners porarily end. began to appear. A pair of ears ap- lead. Murry received the education of a peared from a mound of snow, a tail Granville W. Oakes The 1935 Bates Winter Carnival will her throne on the Roger Williams gentleman at an exclusive school where came into view and everybody made Elias L. Revey '37 be long rememliered as one of the best Rink. Here she was unmasked and class ties were snapped. He was a dis- guesses as to what the creature might General Chemistry: Room 8 and 11 ever. Chief among its unique features crowned by Dr. Leonard. tinct member of the upper class except be. Maybe a basket grew up out of a Ql". e attempt of Mexican Calles to was the co-educational dinner. A co- A series of skits was presented by for his lack of money which he felt on Donald G. Casterline '38 mass of snow, or maybe a funny little Rena M. Laing '38 PBi'l his country of Catholics was go- ed dinner has long been desired by the various Campus Organizations. leaving Oxford. Becoming aware of man.—who was he? Oh. yes. of course, ing strong last week. Catholic Cham- many of the students and was tried Among the most enthusiastically ap- his lack of finances, he hungered for Popeye. There were shoes, ships, ceil- John K. Skelton '38 I Archbishop Diaz, has tried to as an experiment this year. The one plauded were those given by repre- the old security of mother affection. ing-wax, cabbages, and kings—almost! Emery F. Swan '38 Catholics into obedience with the held Thursday night was much en- sentatives of the Politics Club, and Then he met Katherine Mansfield and Organic, Advanced: Uire.il of excommunication. Yet it is the combined Spofford Club, 4-A Play- Much originality and plenty of Room 11 joyed, and many hope for a repetition everything he had been wanting was brains in those statues, and a fair difficult for Catholics to exist in com- of the plan in the future. ers, and Debating Council groups. For his. Raymond A. Dionne '35 obedience to Diaz's decrees, so the Politics Club, Leslie X. Hutchin- amount of talent, too. You should have William F. Fellows '35 The committee in charge was headed He threw up his career at Oxford seen the artists at work—they piled the actual excommunicating weapon by Edith Milliken '36, and spent many BOD '36 of Lynn, , ex- and took a post in London. Yet strange- Organic: Room 11 tolled the beauties of the Queen in up and patted down, built up and tore ha.s not been used. The Church feels hours arranging seating plans to suit ly this absolute personal security bred down again, shoveled and shaped. Algcrdis C. Poshkus '36 il wight as well have living if not everyone and to include all students. true Huey Long style. A one act play in him a fear and hatred of the normal 'oyai Catholics. In forced English it The dinner was held in installments •You're a Flunker Outer" was given contacts of life. With D. H. Lawrence, The cup goes to Frye Street House, Vitto S. Zaremba '36 objected to Catholic opposition books with meals served at the Commons at for the three combined clubs by Clif- he formulated a belief in the necessity where Dot Wheeler and her helpers Physical Chemistry: Room 11 declaring they could only be done by 5:15 and 6:15 and a dinner in Rand ton Daggett Gray, Jr., William Haver of a different kind of life; of a new produced a gorgeous basket of colored Robert J. Anicetti '35 finit—apples, oranges, grapes, pears sucii "ossy, ossy, phally, prehistoric at 6:00 P. M. Many groups of students :!5, Harry O'Connor '35, Damon Stet- kind of love between man and woman. Hilda E. Gellerson '35 son '36. Dorothy Kimball '35, Lenore and plums. The other houses had in- bonc-aeads ... I verily say that all arranged their own tables and were Idealists, entirely ignorant of reality, Room 11 •» men as these should be locked in Murphy '36, Dorothy Staples '36. they were, when war burst upon them. teresting statues, too. Milliken's was Qualitative Chemistry: especially placed with their friends. Popeye. clever little man, and Whit- e asylums." The seating plans were posted in the Thelma Poulin '35, Milicent Thorp '3 Many enlisted, but Murry, too frail to Hertrand H. Dionne '7J various dormitories several days be- Bernice Winston '36, and Margaret tight, experienced the war imaginative- tier shaped a ship, a pirate ship with Donald J. Winslow '?>7 Perkins '35. Toastmaster Dow flavored ly and was crushed by it. The love and skull and cross-bones. Rand Hall was fore the meal so that each might be guarded by two fierce lookiug lions, Quantitative Chemistry: Room 8 certain as to his place. In the dining his introductions with typical Kenne- benevolence ideal was illusory. His Bernard A. Hutchins '36 Qli her hen-house in the quiet Ozark bunkport humor. scale of values collapsed and he took one on each side of the front door, and halls, head waiters were present to Cheney went for animals, too, with a "ilage of Couch, Missouri last week, check names and to escort Eds and After these entertainments, skating refuge in the pre-mental realm which Archie Peabody '36 *'rs. Henry Bennett found an egg with was enjoyed with the aid of music strikes the deepest note in his later superb, cold white polar bear. As for Exhibits: Rooms 8 and 11 lhe Co-eds to their correct tables. To fur- Hacker House—there was a clever idea Phrase: "Here my word 35" im- ther avoid confusion, place cards and out of nowhere and hot refreshments novels. Delmo Enagonio '36 printed on It. Sure that it was a re- were served from an ice and snow Reaction To War —a luscious Roger Bill, oh no, not the table numbers were used. All in all, building, but the delicious cake-and- Urshal E. Gammon '36 "Si-.iis portent, Mrs. Bennett hurriedly everything was very carefully .thought booth under the efficient hand of Not until his friends were killed did told ;,..,. neighbors. Couch's popula- Tracy Chandler. General arrange- Murry react imaginatively to the war. ice-cream-with-sauce that you get down USHERS u<11 out and well executed.' at Jordan's. Then there is Chase House > <>t 85 was soon moved to deep ments for the Skate were under the He was mentally incapable of solving Lewis W. Davis '.36, Francis E. Hutchins '35. Samuel V. Kings- et Music was furnished during dinner with their Scotty dog with the very ?' 5' Many visited Mrs. Bennett's bv Norman Bruce and Sunny Murphy direction of Wesley Stoddard '36 and the conflict of ideal and real. Indeed, 0,B nice nose. (Continued on Page 3) , ". aid prayers. In a fit of devout ai the Commons and by Ellen Bailey William Metz '37. war seemed but a justification of the Vf^'s a woman dropped the egg but and Carolyn Blake at Fiske. The menu morbid hypersensitive fear he had felt '?■ Bennett patched up enough re- Special guests at the dinner were Dr. at Oxford. His attitude was purely in- SOPHOMORE DEBATE a n consisted of tomato juice cocktail, ' 8 to make the words visible. Said chicken, celery, cranberry sauce, po- and Mrs. William H. Sawyer, Jr. and tellectual. It was not until after Kath- Taximan Emerson Cummings rs NEXT MONDAY NIGHT ,"' - Bennett: "The egg was put here tato, squash, ice cream and cookies. Coach and Mrs. Ray Thompsou. erine Mansfield's brother had been ,"r,sorue reason. Why it was sent I killed and he and Katherine had 1 sought refuge in southern France, that The annual sophomore prize debate i,"" «now, but there is no need for Returns To College After will be held in the Little Theatre next "e children of God to be afraid." his attitude changed. War oould not be thus evaded. Monday night. Ernest Robinson, Don- Murry then told of his "estatic ex- ald Welch and Robert Fish will up- ampus .oriel:! Giving Ride To Murderer hold the affirmative of the munitions perience" in which the devastation of c question against William Metz, Arnold ^lotion pictures are not at all the values by the world process seemed woiiuct of the jazz age according to French Club Round Table not only necessary but beautiful. He Emerson Cummings. former member Throwing off his mask.of suavity, he Kenseth and Robert York. Most of r"1 Theisen, curator of the film de- La Petite Academie is planning a The second faculty Round Table of found that love contains the seed of I of the class of 1936, returned to col- growled. "The bulls are after me. these sophomore debaters are mem- partm,ent, Los Angeles Museum. Mr. party in the Rand gymnasium for its the current year will be held in Chase its own destruction. World values tri- lege last Thursday after a three semes- Buddy. Wheel 'er around and bead for bers of Prof. Quimby's argumentation Th eisen traces their development from next meeting. February 19, The heads umph over individual values. ter absence. Cummings brought back Boston." When Cummings refused the class. Robinson, Metz, Kenseth and th Hall this Friday evening at eight York are members of the debating „ appearance of motion in certain of the committees have been appointed o'clock. The speaker will be Professor Murry's concluding remarks empha- many interesting tales concerning his man jerked out an ugly looking gun, u squad, and the first three just named «e rock carvings found on the walls by President Thelma Poulin '35. as fol- Anders Myhrman and his title is listed sized again the importance of the war. adventures as a taxi driver at Old which he thrust in the boy's ribs. At ' ""dent caves in Spain; the shadow lows: refreshments, Bertha Wells '35; This war was unique. It differed from Orchard Beach. this the taxi was promptly turned participated in the freshman prize de- a as "Devil's Darts and Cupid's Arrow" One of the most unusual of the around and driven to the Hub. Here bates last year. ' >s of old Java 5,000 years ago; the program, Charlotte Harmon '35; games, which may have something to do with other English wars in that the whole ™aglc lanterns of 19'th century force of the nation was Involved. Be- youthful student's escapades reads like the villain borrowed Emerson's last There will be a prize of ten dollars Doris Parent '35. Each chairman will the Valentine season. The Round ". ?.e; and then through various select her own committee. The mem- cause world integration had made this a Horatio Alger story. While standing dollar and left him completely be- for the best speaker, and each member which ultlmated in the enorm- bers of the faculty of the French De- Table scheduled for two weeks ago war possible it was inevitable that it at his post, Cummings was accosted wildered in the middle of a city street. of the winning team will be awarded ~'s entertainment businessslness of today,to< was postponed on account of midyear should occur. Society is in transation in a silky voice by a man in a dark Within twelve hours of the time a prize of five dollars. Dorothy Pres- i tie partment will be the guests. called "persistence of • • • examinations. and Murry's struggle is a miniature re- ulster and a tan felt hat. "Take me to Cummings reported the robbery to the ton will act as manager for this de- viisiorr was known centuries before Miss McNally at Rand Coach Ray Thompson will hold the production of the world struggle of Portland," the fellow requested. And Boston Police, the criminal was ap- hate. The sophomore president, Charles resent motion pictures appeared, says Virginia McNally '35 returned to chairman's position while hosts and today to realize some kind of unity. so began young Emerson's most excit- prehended. Unfortunately for the taxi Core, will according to custom preside driver, the man was wanted on charges as chairman. The audience and two m iftor' Mr- Theisen. However, he Rand Hall last week after a five weeks hostesses will be Prof, and Mrs. Pom- Fortunately, he concluded, the achieve- ing ride. When the vehicle reached the Danish of murder, so little heed was paid the judges, unselected as yet, will decide akes no mention of Legions of De- confinement at the Central Maine Gen- eroy. Prof, and Mrs. Sawyer and Mr. ment of unity is as inevitable as the „ "cy operating on the Javanese eral Hospital. However, she is not yet struggle. Village, the stranger leaned forward. Old Orchard lad. upon the winning team. ^'"dow shows. able to return to classes. and Mrs. Ross. <1$

PAGE 2 THE BATES STUDENT, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1935 Pres. Gray Cites PEPYS THRUTHE KEYHOI_£ School Needs In It was the good car Chevrolet THE MRCOUEdTE That roamed the rutted street Radio Broadcast And Greta had taken her little Raxy NEW5 Beside her on the seat. BATES STUDENT Rural Districts Suffer More Brown were his eyes as Ballantine Severely Than Urban His cheeks like close of day And his er.well er his words as sweet Communities —«-—TNC1 - s0.«i>'» STUDENT STAFF 1931-35 As a breeze in mellow May. John N. Dority. '85 (Tel. 833C.) «*«" *J£* By ROSIE M. GALL1NARI Bo-d M. Perry. IB (Tel. 1149-W) ■ „ • Managing Editor It is democratic government itself, He crouched beside her on the plush— A»»i»tanl»— H..I..TI Fish. :»i and •liarl,- Mark-U. .!. which has for jts basis general public Finally there has been located A rose beside a bee, Frances Isaacson. 37, Harold McCann. '3. education, that is endangered by another opinion of student publica- X w Maine's policy of unduly depriving its tions. The New Yorker says, "We have And we've no fear to prophesy Ml. I^nnartson, '3« (Trl. K33B3) ' » ~*** By LESLIE HUTCHINSON an increasing respect for undergrad- Dorothy J. Klmball. "35 (Tel. 3207) • »°™n» ■• "°r educational system of supporting We'll see him at the tea. .■..,,- ■ •*- .T«I nil . . • Intercollegiate Editor funds, according to Pres. Clifton Dag- uate publications, callow as they are. the 3a West Parker du... Koole M. Galllnarl, "3o (lei. 3-0.) - MARXIAN DEMOCRACY ihey are tne real liberal journals ot And so I must be genial, eh, and raid. Margaretu ... Uoxle. i '35m. /-r.i(Tel. 320.)Man . - Women's Sports Editor gett Gray giving the twelfth address years "Ed" had to leave me country, because their editors are set you down a few of my observa- - to Comrade Stalin seems certain that in the radio series "Maine Schools on tions during the past week . . . and work at the Varbar; this 'ear h REPORTERS the Air" broadcast over radio stations twenty-one." leaves for other reasons. To "- e his fellow workers can now be en- *.r£o the Bruiiswickan is trying an I suppose you'd like to chortle, '. "See Carl Milliken '35. Thelma King '35. Thelma I'oulin '35. Virginia McNally '35. Millicent trusted to vote "right." As fixed by WOSH, WLBZ. and WRDO last Friday chuckle, and choke with laughter . . . you again." To Bob, "Com the divine lenin, a show of hands has evening. experiment. It is not printing news, yea verily? Well, I'd like to give you Also consolations to the Paige '35, Josephine Springer '35. Barbara Leadbetter '35. Hoger Fredland '36, (iale rhis change of policy is for two rea- ■" lias- Freeman '36. Dorothy Staples '3il, Bemice Dean '30. Robert Darling '30. Bernice previously determined the election of Pres. Gray cited the facts that Maine all abust in the nose . . . would like ketball Team, the 4-A r, all soviet delegates. Now (according four years ago had thirty-six states sons: first they think that feature bating Council, the Baseball ' Winston '30,' George Scouffas '37. Wilfred Sjnionds '37. William Melz 37. Kv.-l.vii writing is more interesting to the stud- nothing better right now than to neck Reiser '37, Elizabeth Stockwell '37. Seranush Jaffarian '37. Ruth Merrill '37. Edward to MiHin i every worker possessing ahead of it in per capita expenditure the 1935 Football Team . ent reader, and second, they hope that with Morpheus . . . but instead I must Just Fishman '38, Margaret March '38, Alberta Keane '38, Ruth Waterhouse '38, Martha the voting franchise will be able to for education and since then her ap- prop my eyes open and wax witty, to dawned on my mind . . . cast a secret ballot: Moreover, peasant propriations have dropped almost one- by a deliberate change of policy, the bent on wrecking next ye ■ Packard :w. Doris Minor '38, Ruth RoMraoa '37. student body may be inspired to a use do my ditty for Bates . . . dear old or proletariat, each will have no more fourth. Maine spends 33'/4 percent less Bates ... the college bursar wishes to outfit with Dartmouth, IS. : than New Hampshire and 20 percent of that British commodity "free -N'ew # SPORTS STAFF than one vote. Rumor had it that free announce that he has changed his York University games in a r less than Vermont, two states very speech" and tell the Brunswickan just Robert E. Saunders, Editor speech too would be gratuitously hitherto cautious policy to one of un- Bill Stone and his Bates Badn:-: similar to Maine in wealth and char- wuat policies it prefers. *ere Robert Fish '3«, (Jeorge Chainbi-rlain '37. Bernard Marcus '37. Byron Catlin '38. John given—but such "radical" ideas were precedented generosity . . . from now hied by a hurry call Sati ]iight quickly killed by the official news- acter of population. Before we go any farther here are last . . . Some poor sailor I.eard '38, Samuel I.eard '38. rules to be observed by the columnist: on, if any of you find difficulty in organs of the state. Although their Pres. Gray said that he experienced meeting your expenses, the college on the sea of circumstance . . five distinct emotions in studying the 1. At no time pay any attention to DEBATE STAFF "high priest," Stalin, says "secret bal- will be glad to loan you the necessary of a Bates Student Conn, I a lot," our observations in comparable report of the Maine Public School Fi- the editor. He is a mere puppet. Use couple years ago who turn Dumon M. Stetson. '36, Editor your own judgment exclusively. sum for four months at the new LOW u to Gordon Jones, '35, Margaret Perkins, '33. instances make us somewhat skeptical nance Commission. First was one of rate of six percent . . . and we hear be some lad . . . Even ttiat of their secrecy. shame that the reduction in education 2. Disregard deadlines entirely. organization . . . I'm surpri- They are only for suckers. You are an that all the lawyers in the state are BUSINESS BOARD funds has been all out of proportion fighting for the chance to handle the wakefulness . . . Chubby rei ,"'I MORE JAPANESE DIPLOMACY to reductions for other institutions. important member of the staff—and James W. Oliver. '35 Advertising Hanaser the issue must await your pleasure. McNally suit . . . Deawh Miss Pack- his tin anniversary . . . The A\ and Second was one of sympathy for the ard, lest you should resent any refer- Ward decrees against the fai Ralph B. Mna.rave, '33 Business Manager The Western Powers are beginning rural districts which are suffering 3. Your sphere being limited, you ■■ at Alonzo Conant '36, I'rburn A very '37, Robert York '37, Francis Clark '37 ence to yourself in last week's column, the Student Publications I to realize that Japan is determined to more severely than the urban commu- must necessarily repeat yourself. eve- 4. If you ever manage to write any- let me make public apology . . . after nings . . . "Bates girls jus' uuild up an Eastern Empire. Her grim nities and should have privileges equal that sort of thing" ... Did yon proposals to- China, delivered last thing good—don't hand it in. It will your latest exhibitions, the peepers Subscription, $2.50 per year in advance. Single Copies, Ten Cents. to theirs. Third was a sense of pride feel that the S. S. S. should be changed Pickering-Quinn duet on a new nmn- Written Notice of change of address should be In the hands of the Business Manager week, spell out an ambition that is in the accuracies and intelligence of be censored anyway. uaiigerous to the rest of the world. 5. Don't take your job seriously. to G. D. F. . . . One of our ardent fans ber . . . Row, Row Row V ur Boat, one week before the Issue in which the change is fo occur. recommendations made by the Com- paid three cents to get this bit in . . . Gently Down the Stream ... Member of New England Intercollegiate Xewspajier Association. Published Wednes- l ni.s startling ultimatum, received by mission, and an equal pride in the past Recital of the following fact may Ueneralissimo Chiang at Nanking, in- cause some discussion on campus. The Minuet Man is certainly being led go but heard that Hamilton day during the College Year by Students of Bates College. Entered as second claBS achievements of men of Maine. Fourth on a merry chase by two Freshman prize at the skate and was matter at the post office at Lewiston, Maine. lornied China thai their acceptance of was a sense of confidence in the pres- Certain men students at Columbia the tutelage of Tokio would reap for University have formed a knitting girls . . . Rumor has it that the White only one in costume . . . K , ent legislature to work out the matter Rabbit is their next victim . . . for the give due recognition to Mr. TV ihem certain benefits. In the main, justly. Finally was the feeling that club. This sounds like an entanglement Associated gblUgiatf ffircss Japan would aid China to withdraw to me but then men like yarns so why benefit of those who don't recognize his music makers for some ji even more than immediate education, the names, one is a decided blond and cent numbers at the Hop . . . Your I9S< from the League of Nations, and to- not weave them together with needles "* (EottcoialrBuirsI "sss- the basis of democracy is at stake. the other a delicate red-head . . . and Uncle is reluctant about TO KAftSOS W1SCOWW wards abandoning the Chinese policy instead of spinning them endlessly? of relying in a crisis upon the Western they both play hockey . . . Thank you. plause, too ... I remember I Usually it is the student looking at Anno Nymmus, all contributions grate- Powers. The Washington Nine Power the professor but here is a poem about folks at next dance to watcli Galey treaty and "other treaties" would be Carnival Ends a professor looking at his class. fully received . . . Most assuredly our Freeman's combined rudder and nullified as far as China and Japan excellent Carnival deserves much men- straight-arm ... A cupcake to Well, there they sit, the dumb, dim- tion . . . Our queen was very beautiful scientist who slid across tl How Xo Write Clean Wit And Humor are concerned. Also, Japanese military witted saps— advisors would take the place of Ger- With Party At Collegiate fops in corduroy and and very gracious . . . and the toast- floor . . . That was perhaps his first man and American officers. With the master, oh dearie, I just can't express Ruthless undertaking . . . Heard Ski IN THE FIRST PLACE, if I may quote a certain man about the leather, myself, you're too wonderful! . . . and knowledge that China is blaming her Their idiotic minds fixed on whether whispering to a dark co-ed about Rock- campus: "College men are so sad when they are humorous; they economic troubles on the Roosevelt I have a hazy recollection of Popper land being the cultural cente Thorncrag Sun. I'll catch them reading Ballyhoo on babbling incoherently, but oh so con- are either very dirty or very tragic" policy of boosting silver prices, Japan their laps. droscoggin county . . . Bil Small in- are either very dirty or very tagic." is offering, as an inducement, huge —The women trying hard to look the fidently, of a sunset on the plateau . . . sists that love is only an idler's loans to Nanking. She is .doing this, Many Hikers Visit Cabin parts and Milliken ingloriously hurtling the pastime . . . Who is this Cushiim visi- First, yon must select a sheet of yellow paper (this was origin- "to save the Chinese government from length of Mt. David on his stomach, tor who gave Seedman and Sargent ally written on white paper) and carefully insert it in the typewriter. Of chic I'm-so-bored sophisticates— Roosevelt induced bankruptcy and For Refreshments Some cross their legs at handsome and then burying his head in the snow (you know Sargent, don't you? . . . It is thought best to have an idea to write about before the insertion acute deflation." And so, true to the for shame ... of Weatherbee, the girl the lad who so fascinatingly conde- And Sports addlepates. skater . . . and then the Hop ... a of the paper, but that is another topic. After trying to straighten the treacherous spirit of Japanese diplo- And hope another "college romance' scends 'neath lids heavy-laden with macy, the Tokio ambassador to this tribute to the decorators . . . never has superciliousness) such a Noble lime? paper which invariably goes in crookedly and lopsidedly, you place Climaxing the Outing Club's annual starts. country blandly denied any such de- Concerned with dances, clothes, and the gym looked so well . . . Mary gave . . . And they say that Tel is biting his your fingers on the keys and wish to all that is holy that the crowd in mands by his government. Upon refu- Winter Carnival, the cabin at Thorn indications of being a potential Col- finncr-nails in a frenzy, fearing that crag was open last Sunday afternoon football teams. the office or room would stop milling around: tation, he finally admitted his untruth What do they care for what I have to bert, only much more beautiful . . . his Bert is not numbered among the —unabashed. He had merely obeyed, to one of the largest groups of guests Kgpay Elehway's torso-twisting is be- faithful . . . Question: Why was After writing "Xmv is the time" several times an idea strikes you and students ever to visit that place say? like every other Japanese official, his They're patronizing—there's not one wildering and amazing . . . and Connie Snow late to supper Sunday (you can strike back but that is not really ethical. See my book instructions to deny everything in at one time. m'gawd, someone reports that Roger nite? . . . Learned one thing at the ETHICS OF COPY WRITING in the Library of Congress). This Some came on snowshoes, some with who dreams sight. I might be just as bored as they has lost his brilliant conversational lecture Monday nite . . . and 111 bet idea must be dirty, else how can clean copy be written ? The author THE SENATE TURNS skiis, others with toboggans, and many powers ... a veritable tragedy . . . that's more than you did . . . learned with girl friends. Outside the cabin a Pretend to be. This is a lousy way immediately proceeds to "tear" up one of the valuable rebuilt type- To earn a living. Lord, I earn my pay. during a whole dance, he is said to how to use the word "malaise" . . . The administration seems to have high-spirited crowd experienced hearty have uttered only one great profund- writers bought for them by the I'. U. Hoard. Of course, you may stop "Michigan Daily." Now that our Rose'bud is gone, who been bested last week by two men— laughter watching the spills on the ity, "How do you like Bobbie instead will be the next one? . . . Saw Kddeh several times and ask friends who are lounging about how they think William Hearst and Father Coughlin. toboggan slides and the first "try their And Harvard's beer drinking con- of Eddie?" . . . George and Ruthie at Jordan's one nite last week, immac- this or that sounds. You know damned good and well that it is reallv True to Washington "s policy of no luckers" on the new ski-skooters. test is definitely off. Sponsors of the were right gay and amusing in their ulately decked out in his -moodiest Thrilling action pictures of speeding lousy—about like this is—and that you ought to take a drink and go "entangling alliances," these two men contest were the student publications cavorts on the stairs to the throne and best, even to a dazzli —prioet and publisher—swuna an toboggans were taken by Fred Smyth and they declared the reason for the . -v*-. might print it and then you can brag about how dumb the editor is to openly assertive body. With 52 sena- Club movie reels. The inside of the "The dean's mad. Harvard's fair nurse onj day . . . Just a great big sav Hello" lo the Duch - tor me, tors voting in favor of entering the cabin was packed for the greatest part white ribbon is threatened, and a scowl will do . . . Scoty MacBane is won't you? . . . and now maj 1 please print your stuff. Maybe you'll brag about his intelligence in printing of the afternoon with folks consuming gentleman from West Branch, la., your trash. world court and 36 against it—there still "bootin' around" . . . Fate or go back to bed? . . . were 7 votes short of the required two hot chocolate along with peanut butter threatens not to send his boy to Har- something seems bound to break up Uncle Sam Pepys, 3rd. The process of revision is very trying, both on you and your thirds majority. Twenty Democrats and jam sandwiches and pop-corn vard next year." roommate who has to listen to the stuff not only while you are writing deserted the President. Impelling such made by Alberta Keane '38 and Mike Rather an extended way of doing Dobrorsky '36. Charles Pendleton '36 things but it might be well if all pre- it, but while you are revising it and after you have completed it. He a vote was the powerful presence of public opinion. For in response to the proved himself an expert fire-tender med men were required to swallow a Absence of Bread Heavers simply must see the "finished product." Well, in revising you take out pleas of the "Radio Priest." the sena- while Ruth Jellison '37 and Randall rubber tube, as they are down in all dirt. That may completely wreck your article or story but since tors in Washington received over 46.- Webber '36 did their best to keep the Tulane University. The authorities at you wrote it. your roommate has read it, and why care about the rest 000 telegrams. So, it seems that de- cocoa cups filled up. that school justify their order by say- Innovation At Co-ed Dinner The chaperones were Prof. Karl ing, "It will show them what the feel- of the campus opinion anyway so long as it is printed. Since everv- spite their allegiance to the President, Commons Dining Hall, Feb. 7—It was titter, . . . "Oh, but I suppose I Democratic Senators are primarily ac- Woodcock and Dr. and Mrs. Sawyer. ings of their future patients will be." thing is deleted in taking out filth (I ought to revise this sometime) The guests included Prof. Robert Yes, the Middler's dance at North- like a dream. The usual shouting was shouldn't ask." And so she droned on tuated by the desires of their constitu- hushed. Even the clatter and clash of you may have to start writing on another article which is very trying l-llrics. Berkelman, Prof. Angelo Bertocci, eastern at which the weight of the interminably, lulling me Into dishes seemed muffled. I pinched my- coma. on everyone concerned. When the product is complete you take it to Mrs. Eva Billings, Miss Louise Hay- girl was an admitting factor, was a den and Miss Marguerite Hanscomb. success. The scales used at this dance self and turned dazedly to the visdon Forgetting the new atmosi I the editor and he will say. "humruniph. ugh, gaa. yaa." You then pray Win Durgin Helps The party was brought to a success- provoked some comment for they in white frills beside me. Weakly I lunged savagely for the bread that the censor board will not cut it out and that the assistant and ful end by the reminders of K. Gordon were "Ambush Scales", that is, they attempted conversation hiding my other side of the table, almost dis- associate editors will be drunk and won't read it. Finally it is printed Jones about a "beeootiful sunset." lie in weight. head ducklike behind my wing ready lodging my fair friend's inci- I Defeat Bates Team to dodge a stray piece of bread. But and you sit back and wait for letters in the Open Forum column about guess that frightened her a little, for no missiles filled the air. Instead the the phonographic stream of words it. None will appear, usually, unless you have been exceedingly The Bates Winter Sports coach. Win "heavers" smiled benignly and actually stopped for a brief moment. Then I stupid and stepped on some one higher tip's toes. Durgin, set a fine example for his pro- passed the food. saw my room-mate break his bread, The present author finds that copy written on class is usually teges in last Saturday's Exhibition Turn Back The Clock In a vicious attempt to throw off Over his shoulder I saw Verdellt Clark rotten as it has definite odors of what the prof is talking about which meet. As a Carnival feature, Durgin the dreamy stupor that had fallen radiant and beaming in a wh led the Auburn Skovstiers to a 19—14 By Ea rl Dias upon me I turned sharply on the er's coat. "Do you desire another mor- might at any time be sex. etc. Xo sex is the policy and you feel quite frilled one again. Turning mental cogs victory over the Bates team. He per- It happened 60 years ago: students were Republicans. sel of chicken?" he gushed In angelic. Copy written early in the morning is not very good either; sonally scored in every event, grab- * * • I began a bit of brilliant repartee . of a bespectacled maid. 1 We gather the following odds and "Quite an idea, this co-educational din- !; nor in the afternoon, nor at night. In fact, most copy is not humorous bing off two firsts and a fourth. The ends from a February, 1875 issue: The following proves just how seri- around in the chair, expectii -' to you at all and usually won't be to the readers of the magazine. I've meet was limited to three events, all ner," I opened up. And then she moment to hear the alarm c!< The first fnter-Collegiate Literary ously science was regarded at Bates started. "Yes." she babbled, "and ev- often wondered why they reallv put up with it. Well, the truth must on skiis. Charlie Paige and George Contest was held at the Academy of 50 years ago: to find that the magical transformation Morin looked good for Bates, Paige erything is so nice . . . the food and was nothing but a slice ol out sooner or later and since I do not want to create a bad impression Music in New York City ... Dr. Miner "One dark night of late, Parker Hall all." Then after a pause too brief to ! placing in three events, Morin in two. resigned as President of Tufts Col- resounded with piercing shrieks. A gested meat loaf. But this ■" the reason for the readers doing nothing more than a" little is due to Old Man Winter, who smiled on the mention. "Are you going to the Skate illusion. lege ... A Freshman at Bates de- student looked out of his door, and tomorrow night" . . . followed with their extreme laziness. They can criticize, oh yes and how they can whole Bates Carnival, helped to make scribed a funeral as "a picnic with was able to discern the form of a man I attempted a more ink the exhibition a success by supplying . . . "I see Pop Jones is back . . ." versation without even ■- ' criticize. But are they constructive? I leave that to you. the cold meat carried in front" . . . struggling with something in the hall. and . . . "who do you think the car- excellent snow and a fast track. Half of the students in the Boston Uni- Lights being brought, the man was weather eye out for flying Carolina Finjan. Summary nival Queen will be?" Before I could morrow noon I shall versity Medical School were women. found to be a Junior who was engaged answer . . . "Are you going to the Slalom Race—Haskell and Durgin, • * * in butchering a cat. On being asked winged with a blueberry ; Carnival Hop?" "Yes," I murmured have to get over it befoiv Skovstiers, tied for first; Morin, Bates, Here is a touch of 1875 humor: his object he said, as he deliberately somewhat overcome. Then . . . "Who Are We P rovincialal? third; Paige, Bates, fourth. Time 44.3 "A Junior who for 21 years has with- severed the head from the body, 'I night for I'm taking the are you taking?" . . . , and, w,th a sees. stood the rigors of Free-Baptist dis- only want to examine the optic the Carnival Hop. Down Hill Ski Race—Haskell, Skov- cipline says. 'I have devoted some time nerve'.'' ONE OF THE MOST annoying, to use a mild word, attitudes • •••», which visitors to a small college can take is that of smug stiers, first; Paige and Morin. Bates, and attention to the subject of elocu- tied for second; Durgin, Skovstiers, tion, and have listened to many dis- 30 years ago—1905: Press Stands Ready To superiority. Granted that the major portion of college stud- fourth. Time 11.9 sees. tinguished orators, but have never Dr. Cecil Lavell accepted the chair ents are apathetic indifferentists. yet even these resent being Ski Jump—Durgin, Skovstiers, first; been able to produce myself, nor have of History and Economics at Bates treated as completely provincial. Probably the most irritating charac- Riley, Bates, second; Haskell Skov- seen produced upon an audience, such Prof. J. H. Rand was supervising the Interpret College IVork stiers, third; Paige, Bates, fourth. a marked effect as always took place nx«l-l- 1. m teristic of graduates of some of our larger universities is that of pat- building of the new large dormitory The following article is abstracted le es when my venerable sire, having in- for women . . President George Colby ers and just as truly. 'l ? ronizing condescension. With the exception of a few outstanding vited me to the attic, would say, with from an essay on the "Interpretation were never intended i "" Chase lectured on "Moral Evolution" Of The College Through The Press- students, varying with the size of the enrollment, there is little varia- Senior-Junior Basketball slipper in hand, "My son, you may let . . . The Bates baseball schedule was They have become the r< down your pants".'" by S. Emory Thomason, publisher of of knowledge that, thou- often tion in the general mediocrity of student groups. Consequentlv we Game To Be Played Tonight announced and included games with the "Chicago Times." Mr. Thomason are not only annoyed but somewhat puzzled to understand the rather Tufts, Harvard, and Brown The unappreciated, the count: nnot 50 years ago—1885: was admitted to Che Chicago bar two do without. They have I narrowminded pose which some guests of the college affect. Sophomore basketball team was de- years after graduation from the Uni- The Senior-Junior basketball game From the College World column we feated 28—2 by Livermore Falls High agencies for rendering BM To their credit it is interesting to note that the most engaging scheduled for last night was postponed learn the following facts: School. 6 versity of Michigan. From 1911-18 he very real and necessary personalities are those of men and women who tend to take what thev until tonight because of members of The annual income of Amherst was was business manager of the "Chicago We also realize that n m the teams being busy making prepara- Tribune.' Since then he has held his surface of knowledge > we» find for what it is worth and as well as for what it might be. Bate's 70,000 dollars . . . Edward Everett 20 years ago—1915: post with the "Times" and is a recog- tions for the Scientific Exhibition. On Hale was invited to deliver the Phi scratched in the fields has been unusually graced with many outstanding men and women Thursday the Freshman team, victors President Chase attended a meeting nized journalistic critic. This essay Beta Kappa Oration at the Brown of the college presidents of the coun- sciences—new discoveries ire des- of to-day during the past two or three'years in particular. The college over last ^year's champs, the Junior commencement . . . There were 31 was sent to the Bates Alumni Office tined to outshadow all we know » team, will'nieet the Sophomores who try held in Chicago . . . The Jordan by the American Alumni Council. ss ! may not be a prodigy of position in the field of higher education. In colored students in the Freshman Scientific Society held a banquet present and are bound '' ; will use Bucky Gorer and probably class at Yale ... A state university There is such a degree of differ- man's labor constantly. P 'v'l'T several areas, however, it is one of the leading small colleges of the Bowdoin just nosed out Bates in the a e East. Tony Kishon in an attempt to win was founded at Lake City, Florida . . . ence between the thought and ex- corresponding advances are W " their first game in two seasons. relay race for the championship of pression of the faculty and campus arI Nine-tenths of the American college Maine held in conjunction with the an- In the social sciences—th °. With well-justified pride we may point to a good manv real on one hand, and the general pub- men living in groups the ad- nual indoor games of the B. A. A. at i-alue- achievements. With an equal regard for the accomplishments of our ONE OF THE MOST- elaborate affairs the campus has wit- lic on the other, that an interpreter vances of science will b Boston . . . There was a great deal of US y needefl T less. visitors, we fail to see any basis for pretended tolerance with which nessed has been successfully completed. The BOC adds avnJhK ° ' - - he most "kicking" as somebody kept "borrow- available one is the press. Our colleges are repositi ri^s olof certain lecturers or what you will greet the student body. Frequently ing" the papers from the Parker Hall another feather to its cap in putting; over so generally the 6 that 8urvlve both physical and social - we feel that a reciprocal attitude would be warranted" Fortunately Winter Carnival. If enthusiasm and interest continue in the reading room. nr^a tha?"£ s «s the They are the places at which these • • • U,e neonll "V™8 *? IanK«age of the matter is best treated by ignoring it than by open hostilitv. future we might even suggest a day or so of vacation so that the tne people, for people do not buy conflicting sciences of mankij* The following is taken from a 1915 newspapers to be educated. should be and are, discussed in- Another phase of the same subject is the campus student- Carnival may be run off in proper style. Since this is an accepted editorial: professor relationship. Frankly it must be admitted that a fair group preached to. or uplifted, but to telligently, if our colleges »'" feature at many college Carnivals we might hope to see a full day of "Real, true, lasting fellowship can find out concerning things which translate their findings and opin- of students, set off by a fairly similar percentage of facultv members, wholesome winter sports on parade at Bates in the future. be found in college life. Not that are close to their lives—which in- ions into terms understandable « which arises when we spend an eve- is wary of anything approaching friendship, for fear it inav be the ■•wSt,them- As one edltor said: the general public, then the v^' distinctly handshaking variety. Appreciating the openness of several ning at the theater together: not that Widely saleable news must have will be able and willing to fill ".* DISRUPTION HAS AGAIN APPEARED on campus. Fatal- found in the everyday experiences of to do with the beginnings of life, instructors, nevertheless, we feel that a lessening of the characteristic role as interpreter. Editors won' ism has gained a large following. It is time to mourn the the classroom—fluch is, indeed, good; 8Usta ,nlnK of Iife or tn Print facts about scientihV re- professorial aloofness would do much to improve the quality of cam- ifi., . , - e end permanently and temporarily departed flunks. It is always a but that fellowship which comes when lUi Jor tne press t0 Interpret search because its customers-" pus loyalties. difficult time for all concerned. The causes are many and man meets man, when together they university news interestingly the the public—won't buy them- •"" There are many difficulties on this last score, often increased and share the deeper experiences of life, college must first make itself if the coleges will find means to varied. But we are irresistibly reminded of the significant statement and face the problems that needs must understood to the press. enhanced by the passage of time and the growth of custom. If it give to the newspapers those as- made by a faculty member concerning a recent chapel speech. In enter every mind—this is the fellow- We are coming to realize the pects of their activities which en- were possible to tear off some of the encrusted difficulties of the past reference to the parable of the sower he remarked that there were ship which will be remembered when fact that college-trained men and ter into the beginnings, sustain- c there would be a great deal of profit for both student and instructor, different kinds of farmers who did the sowing. We might also add college days are over; this is the fel- women are not much better ing, or comfort and security and visitor as well. lowship that counts in the game of the lives of the people, the press that there are different kinds of seed to be sowed. life." equipped to earn livings than their less expensively educated broth may be depended upon to do the interpreting job. It PAGE 3 THE BATES STUDENT, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1935 SCIENCE EXHIBITION THURSDAY AND FRIDAY Science Clubs Ready For Exhibition (Continued from P«ge 1) ECONOMIC ESSAYS in honor of Wesley C. Mitchell ,0n '36. Norman W, Lafayette '35. Harry F. O'Connor '35 and Rob- l", c Walker 3o. "Economic Essavs" consists of seventeen timely and penetrating studies of business problems and economic theory, each written by a competent biology department in Carnegie Science Hall will have on authority Asher Achenstein treats "Government Efforts in Low-Rental Hous- a-ese two nights ten various groups which have made up such ing"" Paul Bressendin. "Collective Bargaining of N. R. A."; Paul Douglas anique experiments as the development of the animal kingdom and "Purchasing Power of the Masses": David Saposs. "The Role of the Middle he , ious stages of the human embyro, the dissection of the cat Class in Social Development"; Dorothy Thomas. "Studies of Selected Swedish e , ... ,,sition of the internal structure. The Machinery of Man Communmea ^o ntributorg are former students of Professor Wesley Mitchell why stops and goes; and how you look and why you look that distinguished economist of Columbia University and this volume was prepared way- as a trbiute to him on his sixtieth birthday. is exhibit in Carnegie is being produced by: THE TREND OF MODERN POETRY DEPARTMENT OF BIOLOGY By Geoffery Bullough c. ,-nce L. P. Hebert '35, Bryce A. Smith '35 (Co-chairmen) This is a brief summary of general tendencies and individual achievements >od Technique Room 19 of the last fifty poetic years. From an opening sentence definition of poetry Edward P. Small. Jr. '35 • as "the poet's reaction to the world without and the verbal harmony imposed upon it by his imagination" Prof. Bullough goes on to criticize the poets like tany Room 33 De La Mare and Yeats as fulfilling this definition. There are discussions of Lynda Bedell '35 and Frances Hayden '35 Georgian poetry, war poetry and formal satire, the Imagists, the Sitwell group, 3. ' bryology Room 19 etc. With its topics briefly yet clearly treated it is admirable in not losing R. Stowell Ware ?35 sight of the forest because of the trees. ,etics Room 36 THE ADVANCE OF SCIENCE Edgar L. Pennell, Jr. '35 By Watson Davis 5. otology Room 19 Front Row—left to rifflit: Carl Drake '35, Robert Anicetti '35. Eleanor Glover '36. Robert Walker '35—presi- G. Warren Crockwell '35 and Robert L. Coombs '35 dent of the Lawrence Chemical Society, Dorothy Randolph '35—president of the Ramsdell Scientific Society, "Slow as scientific progress seems—it is possible to see year by year an Kenneth Bates '35—president of the Jordan Scientific Societv, Elizabeth White 35, Clarence Hebert '35, Warren increase in our knowledge of man and nature. This work proposes to outline 6. .ertebrate Zoology Room 14 Crockwell '35. the extent to which that knowledge has now advanced in each of the major Eleanor Glover '36 Second Row: Lynda Bedell '35. Virginia Marston '3 6. Myra Briggs '35. Regina Cantlin '35. Ruth Trites '35, fields of scientific endeavor." Will the split atom throw everyone out of work? Can cancer be cured? 7. roprojection Room 16 Stella Clements '35. Alice May '35. Frances Hayden '35, Margaret Dick '36, Ruth Goodwin '36, Doris Maxim '36, Constance Murray '35. How cold is "without heat?" Will gas destroy humanity in the next war? Such Bryce A. Smith '35 questions and many others are interestingly answered. Included are many g y kroscopes and Assessories Room 20 Third Row: Bernard Salloway '35, Raymond Dionne '3 5, William Haver '35, Fred Smyth '36. Robert Coombs '35 clear half-tone illustrations of sunspots, fireballs, stratosphere clouds, posi- Back Row: Samuel Kingston '36, Bernard Hutchins '36. Louis Davis '36. Algerdis Poshkus '36. Reginald Ham- trons, milk drops, Texas mummies, etc. Philip D. Starbird '36 mond '35, Robert Johnson '36, Charles Paige '35, Edward Small '35. Edgar Pennell '35. and Bryce Smith '35. 9. Stanton Museum Room 36 Miss Florence Nelson, M.A. (Bates) GENERATION OF THE UNIVERSE 10. . irtebrate Zoology Room 14 By Percy Campbell Clarence L. P. Hebert '35 Porto Rico To The author dedicates this volume to "that most fundamental of all rela- WEATHER tivity principles, Hegel's doctrine of the inseparable twinship of Being and the top floor of this building where are located the Geology Non-Being." We gather that Mr. Campbell is trying to find the generation lab- le students of Dr. Fisher have constructed a miniature geyser Debate Bates Warmest Day—(39.71)—(Jan. 7); Hour—(45.00)—(Jan. 7) source of the universe in natural science—-"allowing Nature to explain her- that really spouts; they will also have florescence of minerals, fossils. Coldest Day—(4.66)—(Jan. 27); Hour—(25.00)—(Jan. 28) self." For those interested in this upper-region theory-spinning discussion on Relativistic Universe. Epicosmos and Subcosmos, Consciousness as Cerebra- a hi-i. irical map of the development of North America and other Forecast record—67 out of 72 tion may prove stimulating. charts February 28th Forecast: Rain or snow toward end of week; temperatures near normal r program is as follows: Average Maximum Minimum Weather Department of Geology (Carnegie Science Hall) — Dorothy Carnival Visitors Team Will Visit Campus February 5 8.21 15 2 Fair, frosty Penguins Ride In Randolph '35 and Wendall Crawshaw '36. co-chairmen; Crystallo- On Tour of United February 6 8.71 21 8 Fair Byrd's Refrigerator Among the former Bates people on graphy (Room 38) — John C. Albertini '35: Historical Geology February 7 12.46 27 6 Fair, frosty campus during the Carnival were How- (Roo;n 40)—Wendall Crawshaw '36; Human Geography (Room 39) States February 8 11.87 32 10 Fog late p.m. ard Bates '34. Spencer Furhush '34, —Clifton D. Gray. Jr. '36; Physical Geology arid Mineralogy (Room The Antarctic continent was re- Bernard Drew '34, Frank Italia '33, February 9 22.17 33 14 1.25 in. snow Doris N'eilson '31. Bemico litmiham Bates not only sends debating teams cently bidden good-bye, by Admiral 40)_Ruyce D. Purinton '35; Optical Mineralogy (Room 38)— February 10 19.46 36 4 Fair :■■:. Beatrice Salisbury '34. Russell all over the globe but also receives Byrd and his men. On the way up from Dor thy Randolph '35; Weather Forecasting (Room 40)—Antone 16.80 32 3 Fair Milnes '.il. Rosamond Melcher '33, Wal- teams from far distant quarters. The February 11 the Bay of Whales the Byrd men saw Duarte '36. next varsity debate on campus will see ter Conrad rT36, and Richard Forrest Department of Physics (Carnegie Hall)—William Haver '35. Bates meeting the University of Porto sky-scraper size blocks of ice and snow N':•.:!. CLIMATOLOGICAL DATA caving into the sea from the barrier Chairman; Electrical Discharge in Vacuum (Room 25)—Carl Drake Rico on the 28th of this month in the Little Theatre. '36. To date Average + or- they had just quitted. Nevertheless. '35; Electricity (Room 27)—Henry W. Card '36. Albin R. Hagstrom Temperature Irving Isaacson '36 and David White- 20 or more penguins were captured off Compliments of '38; Light (Room 23)—Willard R. Higgins '35; Modern Physics house '86 will defend the negative of February 17.10 18.98 — 20.68 these ice walls for anxious American (Room 23)—William E. Haver '35; Photography (Room 23)—Fred the proposition—Resolved, that this Year 14.85 18.89 — 165.64 zoos. For comfort these sophisticated Snowfall A. Smyth '36; Sound (Room 27)—Wesley Stoddard '36; Radio house approves the extension of birds will ride nortrh in the Admiral's fascism. February (in.) 1.25 22.16 — 20.91 (Room 27) — Robert Rowe '37; Surveying (Room 23) — Elizabeth Year (in.) 57.75 43.04 4-14.73 refrigerator. TUFTS This is the second time that a Bates Seasonal (in.) 70.00 64.77 _|_ 5.23 White '35. debating team has met a team from BROTHERS Department of Astronomy (Carnegie)—James Eaves 35 in this Precipitation Porto Rico, the other time was back February (in.) 0.15 3.66 — 3.51 BILL new addition to the science exhibition, has built a model planatanum In 1928. The Porto Ricoan debaters Year (in.) 8.49 7.45 _|_ 1.04 and will give a complete demonstration of telescopes, and an illus- are making an extensive debating tour THE BARBER Printing Specialists of the United States. They will meet trate picture of "A Day On The Moon". REMINDER:—Last February, to 11th—averaged 6.31 degrees, with FOR Cornell, George Washington Univer- Telephone 1710 Department of Mathematics (Carnegie)—Doris Maxim 36 will sity, Boston University, N'ew Hamp- 6th. 7th, 8th and 9th running subzero averages of —3.92, —2.79, —6.71., EDS AND CO-EDS have charge of the second new display to be introduced this year and shire University. Maine. Vermont. and —8.83, respectively. Snowfall to same date was 4.80 in. Snowlkdl CHASE HALL 193 MIDDLE ST. LEWISTON for vear to date was 16.25 in. and for season 47.50 in. -he will give practical applications of mathematics and a "Believe It Yale. Bates and Middlebury. They are also going into Canada for debates Or Mot" department. . . . with New Brunswick and McGill Uni- 1 'ie three societies sponsoring this science exhibition have as THE BLUE LINE versities. LEWISTON - RUMFORD - FARM1M.TON v.We*Venrtog bodies — Lawrence Chemical Society: rresiuem, The Bates debaters who will meet Lv. LEWISTON Robert Walker '35; Vice president. Howard Norman -is ; and Secre this Porto Ricoan team have all had Student Government 7:46 A. M.. 1:00 P. M.. 6:00 P. M. varsity experience. Muskie has de- Lv. RUM FOR I) SCHOOL OF NURSING tan-treasurer, Robert Anicetti '35. bated against Boston College and the | MERRILL & WERRER' 7:35 A. M.. 12:50 P. M.. 4:50 P. M. Ramsdell Scientific Society: President. Dorothy Randolph 35; University of Florida, and has also Tea Sunday COMPANY Lv. FARMINGTON of YALE UNIVERSITY 7:30 A. M. 12:45 P. M., 4:45 P. M. A PROFESSION FOR Vice-;.resident, Eleanor Glover '36; Secretary-Treasurer. Elizabeth taken part in several radio debates. PRINTERS-BOOKBINDERS THE COLLEGE WOMAN Isaacson has taken part in debates 95-99 Main St., AUBURN, ME. with the University of Vermont and The Woman's Student Government The thirty months' course, pro- lordan Scientific Society: President. Kenneth L. Bates *35; n*-—***►«*•;■«*•. Tufts this year. 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Bowdoin's two victories assured the Atherton And Vernon Double Contest Eleven Man Team Will Make Boston 1 rip- Polar Bears of second place unless Bates pulls -the unexpected and Winners—Hilda Gellerson "Much Ado About X'otk. stops the high-stepping Mules, who have clinched their second title Garnet Outfit Strong In Field Events Bowdoin spoiled the climax to the in a row. Joe Murphy has done a fine job with the team this year in Leads Among Women ing" May Be Giv.?n sports program of the annual Bates winter carnival by beating the Bob- spite of the unimpressive record. Starting with a lot of raw material Although three Maine colleges— West Parker defeated Off-Campus, Bowdoin, the University of Maine and Lone Goal Wins Next Spring cats, 3-1, in a slow and loosely-played Joe developed the team into a fine outfit. Monday's game showed the last year's champs, in the annual inter- hockey game at the A. S. D. arena last results of some fine coaching, especially in the work of Day Stetson dorm meet of the Bates College Carni- Bates—have been moved to class A Prof. "Rob", who has in the University Club meet next Sat- For Polar Bears "her Saturday afternoon. Pete 'Mills, Polar who has been coming right along. Next year Joe will still face a val by the score of 1* to 10, East Par- seriously ill for the past Bear center, alone made enough tallies urday at Boston, the Bates team tough job in replacing Heldman, Toomey, Mendall and Norman. ker trailing with 9 points and Roger should be well up in the scoring with reported by the hospital to win the game, first cashing in al- Williams scoring 8 points. Off-Campus comfortably", but with little -ting the help of the weight men. The 35 lb. Rutherford Scores In Final age i most before the second period had However a good crop of freshmen are likely to fill every spot well. was handicapped by having only a his condition. Due to his in n started. Hawley's pass to Mills re- Berkeley looks good as goalie while Cotton Hutchinson's work in weight, 16 lb. shot, and the broad Period For Second Vic- ». the three-man snow team, none of whom jump are added to this year's events, Shakespearian play, "Much \ About sulted in this tally, which split the the Monday game makes him an outstanding candidate for a wing entered the skating events. tory Over Bobcats Nothing", has been postp then-existing tie. the result of goals and will be held in the afternoon at ndefi. berth. Joe Maskwa, Doc Healey, Bill Seeckts and Herb Pickering The women's events were won by the Briggs Cage, Soldiers Field. The nitely. by Meagher of Hates and Rutherford The comedy had already of Bowdoin. Mills' second score came are the other freshmen who are most likely to fit in on next year's Cheney House, whose total score was competition in Class A is tough with Bowdoin won its second straight ' cast 11 points. Hacker and Rand placed and rehearsed and it is »r ■after 3 minutes and 55 seconds in the Harvard, Dartmouth, Northeastern, hockey game from Bates Monday af- ■ b re- team. second with 5 points, and Chase gret on the part of the playi finul period. Holy Cross, M. I. T., New„Hampshire ternoon at the A. S. D. Arena by a 's The game started with little action. Relay Team Lowers Time House placed third with 4 points. and many other strong colleges In- score of 1—0. prospective audience that tin it has been so prematurely ( . For the first four minutes of play The relay team lowered its time in the K. of C. Meet by 3.6 Atherton of West Parker and Ver- cluded. The first period was slow with little I: neither of the goalies was bothered, seconds in coming home first in the B. A. A. Meet last Saturday. non of Off-Campus were the double In the 16 lb. shot and the 35 lb. action. Poor ice hampered the passing Professor Robinson is able !•• direction of the play later ame but finally the Bowdoin first line broke Even at that Rhode Island and Williams failed to push the team to winners in the men's division. Hilda weight the Bates team will be repre- attacks of both teams. Things began may through to pepper Heldman who Gellerson of Rand Hall was the high- sented by Tony Kishon, Bates record to get going, however, in a rough sec- be substituted for the an turned back many in sensational fash- top speed. After Danielson's fine leadofr quarter, which gave Bates scorer in the women's division scoring holder in both events; Larry Johnson, ond session with Bates playing a play which is usually ion. Although the Bobcat captain was a five yard advantage, the result was never in doubt, as Marcus, a first and a second. veteran weight man, Archie Peabody, strong offensive game. Mendall, April. called on to make saves only two Saunders and Pendleton added to the lead. However, this Saturday . Charles Paige, as chairman of the and Bob Annicetti. This quartet should Toomey, and Meagher were contin- times more than the Bowdoin net- at the University Club Meet, Amherst will prove more than a dan- committee handling the competition, be able to pick up quite a few points ually making solo dashes but with no tender, who was credited with 45 ran off the events in an admirable In the strong man's event, and Kishon result. Steer was doing a fine job in SPORTS PROGRAiY gerous opponent and the chances are that the finish will be as close should crash into the scoring column stops, Heldman was by far the more manner. He was assisted by Richard the Bowdoin cage and Lawrence and Thursday Night spectacular of the two. Steere was the as last year's when Pendleton came from behind to beat Hanley of Loomis, Walter Gay, George Morin, in ithe shot. Johnson did some good defensive work first of the two to yield, allowing Rhode Island by a foot, failing by inches to nip the Middlebury run- Charles Pendleton, William Stone and Kishon's practices of the last week to stop the Bates attack on every occa- Freshman-Sophomore has], nail seem to indicate that he may make a game Ahum Meagher's close shot from a scrim- ner. Dorrance Coleman. The judges were: sion. '. ::i mage in front of the net to ooze by Professors Bertocci, Berkelman and new New England record in the In one of the few scrambles around Saturday Keller had the tough luck of having to run last Saturday with a weight. Dryer of R. I. State, last year's him when Bowdoin was short-handed Thomas. Mr. Thomas also acted as the Bates net in the first part of the University Club Track Mo- with Thomas and Hawley serving pair of sore taped ankles after only two days practice. If he gets scorer. New England star in the event, has last period, Rutherford, substitute cen- finished school, so Bates' all-round ath- Boston <:. time in the pen. The goal came at back into shape watch him this Saturday. Danielson might find him- ter for Bowdoin, poked a rebound past Annual Swimming Meet 9.25. The Summary: lete has an open path. self a little short of practice this week because of some painful floor- Heldman as the star Bates goalie was Auburn ^ ;A Toomey made many solo dashes for Keller In Jump off balance. Bates sent four and five Bates, but the Bowdoin points were burns on his knees which he got when he fell on the boards at the MEN'S EVENTS Freshman-Hebron Track M end of his race. In the Broad Jump, which is the men down the ice in the closing min- ( firm and broke up most of them. Cross-country ski—Vernon, O. C; utes in a frantic effort to tie the score Little co-operation was one of the Plans For Tourney- Taylor, W. P.; Wight, E. P. other event to be .run off at the Briggs Tuesday Night Cage at Harvard in the afternoon, but the Bowdoin defence managed to causes of Bates defeat. At 19 minutes Bates swimmers will get their annual chance to show their stuff Snowshoe dash—Atherton, W. P.; Senior-Freshman Basketbal- Bailey, W. P.; Chamberlain, O. C. Bates will be represented by Harry hold up well while Steer made some Rutherford, substitute center, broke in the swimming meet at the Auburn Y, set for this Saturday after- sensation saves. Steer turned away 27 game Alumni . up a nascent Bates rush, whirled, and Cross-country snowshoe race—Cham- Keller. Last spring he made a new Bates-Colby Hockey game noon. A freshman track meet with Hebron is likely to present some berlain, O. C; Winston, E. P.; Bur- Bates record in the event by leaping Bates shots while Heldman only had swept a short shot at Heldman, who to make 13 stops. Water slopped it. But Rutherford followed conflict but at present it is all set to be held. Buck Chamberlain will nap, R. W. 23 ft. 4 inches in the meet with "Maine. up and poked the rebound into the far most likely be seen in his specialty, the breast stroke. He won the Obstacle race on snowshoes—Ather- Although handicapped by lack of SUMMARY practice, Harry looks as if he will be corner for the goal which knotted the Connecticut senior title in that event his senior year in high school, ton, W. P.: Bailey, W. P.; Burnap, Bowdoin (1) Bates (0) count R. W. near last season's mark In this meet. Hawley, Sherman, lw SWIMMING MEET AT After KOlls' score had opened the and since then his younger brother has annexed two senior titles to Ski dash—Vernon, 0. C; Amrien, Coach Thompson's relay team will rw, Meagher, Healey second period, Stetson, Bates wing, keep up the family tradition. Incidentally another Connecticut champ, R. W.; Thurston, E. P. try to keep a clean slate by defeating Mills, Rutherford, c AUBURN Y SATURDAY shot a close one from the Blue line. this time in track, is Bob Kramer's younger brother who holds the Skating dash—trials: first heat— its rivals in this meet, which is the last of the indoor meets of the Boston c, Norman, Aldrich Referee Pat French ruled it no-goal, state schoolboy discus record with a mark of about 130 feet. Dinsmore, E. P.; Clark, W. P.; second Harkins. Thomas, rw Sumner Libbey and George ■•-ham- but much protesting, with Coach Joe heat—Daniels, R. W.; Wood, R. W.; season. In the Class B competition Already plans are being made for the annual Bates basketball lw. Stetson, Hutchinson berlain are in charge of this year's Murphy taking part, ensued. French's final—Wood, R. W.; Dinsmore, E. P.; last year, the team lost to Middlebury Lawrence, Id rd, Toomey swimming meet at the Aul y decision, however, stood, and the score tournament for high schools with the date being set for March 1 and Daniels, R. W. by an inch, and beat R. I. State by a foot In the closest finish of the eve- Rutherford, Mills, rd which will take place Saturda remained at 2-1. 2. The continual fault-finding with the way Bates conducted the tour- Skating relay—East Parker (Dun- Id, Mendall, Seeckts, Lewis noon from 2:30 until 4 o'clock. There Toward the middle of this period can, Hodgkins, Loomis, Dinsmore); ning. nament in the past was silenced a great deal by Colby's seven point In the half mile, Ted Hammond will Steer, g g, Heldman will be seven events, undecidi' Heldman put in one of the busiest second. West Parker (Norman, Con- First period. No score. Penalties, and the competition will be i: times he has had all season. He turned demand, made when they were asked to take over the U. of Maine nell, Clark. Stone). face the starter's gun. Hammond has been improving steadily this winter Healey (board check), Lawrence instead of inter-dorm as it H hack no less than 21 shots in this tourney. After finding out what Colby wanted, the Bates way of Points: West Parker 14, Off-Campus (hooking). year. Entry slips will be pi;, period, most of which were of the running the affair must have seemed pretty good. 10, East Parker 9, Roger Williams 8. and should turn in a creditable six laps on the speedy Garden track. Second period. No. score. the bulletin boards to be sign.! by spectacular variety. Counteracting this Third period. Bowdoin, Rutherford those taking part. was the poor passing and inability of WOMEN EVENTS If Harry Keller shows the speed he SUPPER PARTY Ski dash—Oliver, Town; Gellerson, exhibited in the K. of C. meet when he 3.15. Penalties, Lawrence (tripping), the Bobcat forwards to co-operate, but Toast To Queen Mendall (high stick). just before the end of the period Rand: Miller, Cheney. finished third behind two non-college Toomey and Norman combined to The Christian Service Club held a sprint stars he should gather a first Referee, French (Maine); timer, By Hutchinson supper party, followed by a lecture in Bag Race—Marshall, Cheney; Ham, Hebert, 3—20 min. periods. Maine evade the opposing points in a beauti- Cheney; Barstow, Frye. place. Although he has been bothered ful bit of passing, but Steere turned the Women's Locker Building, Tues- by a weak ankle this Bates flier looks back the hard shot. A short digest of the toast of Leslie day evening. The guest speaker. Prof. Snowshoe dash—Gellerson, Rand; like a winner if he is in shape. near the six foot mark consistently Athletic Supply Co. Nelson Hutchinson, representing the Andrews of Boston University, pro- Fleming. Cheney; Miller, Chase. and should give Sandier of North- Mills' third period goal was unas- Meagher In Pole Vault sisted. He shot into the open net after Politics Club at the Coronation of the fessor of sociology, Boston University, Ski and snowshoe race—Miller, eastern and other New England stars Queen. was entertained at dinner and later Chase; Snow, Hacker; Gardner, Frye. Royce Purinton is the Bates repre- a good deal of competition. Sporting Goods drawing Heldman far out. The last sentative over the Hurdles. In the part of the period was marked by des- Mr. Toastmaster: spoke on the "Vocational Aspects of Skating dash—trials: first heat— Louis Meagher, high scorer in Suede Leather Jackets sociology." Inter-Class meet he won, showing hockey, and star pole-vaulter, will perate attempts of the Bates players to For the last twenty minutes I Neily, Chase; E. Jones. Milliken. Sec- Beside members of the Christian plenty of speed and form. He expects make a try to repeat his victory in the Sweat Shirts, Etc. score. The lines were shifted often in have been trying to get your at- ond heat—Stevens, Cheney; Jack, to be in fine condition by the time the an effort to keep fresh men peppering Service Club, students interested in Hacker; Jellison, Cheney. Finals— meet last year. Brister of Dartmouth tention and every time I catch team journeys to the Boston Garden. has been reported near the fourteen Steere, but he turned back many shots, your eye, you worm, wiggle and sociology and subjects in that field Jack, Hacker; Stevens, Cheney; Jelli- STRAND THEATRE BLDG. was aided by the defense men on oth- accepted the invitation of the sponsors son, Cheney. The other two entrants placed in foot mark, but Louis has been improv- twist like a dog with a flea in its Class B last year, and will be in the ing in his practices and should also I 226 MAIN STREET, 1.LWIST0N ers, and came through in fine style to of the evening to attend Rav H.»»ii I>o,„to- i- v 11 WaoUoi- 6, ];.....1 fur. Now listen to me you blue oi- was in charge of arrangements. 5. Chase 4, Town 3. Frye 2. Kramer, Garnet high-jumper, has been I mark. The summary: I am Senator Huey P. Coleman, of BOWDOIN (3) BATES (1) Androscoggin County, Loiston, and lw, Hawley, Sherman I have been duly elected by the rw, Healey, Hutchinson, members of my constituency to Lewis represent them in important mat- c. Mills, Rutherford ters of state. As you know, I am C, Meagher, Norman accustomed to keep my nose upon rw, Harkins, Thomas the grindstone, but in the fertile lw, Stetson, Aldrich, streets of our fair capitol, I have Maskwa been forced to discern, among my Id. Lawrence rd, Toomey crowds of thronging admirers, rd, Johnson Id, Mendall many damsels of great pulchri- g. Steere g, Heldman tude. Goals: It is only In consideration of my First period—Bates. Meagher (scrim- broad experience that I feel my- mage) 9.25. Bowdoin. Rutherford (un- self competent to pass judgment assisted) 19.05. upon that which no ordinary man Second period—Bowdoin. Mills (Haw- would be capable of criticising. ley) .28 s. And may I say that never in all Third period—Mills (unassisted) 3.55. my travels have I chanced upon Penalties: such a comely wench as sits be- First period — Hawley, tripping; fore us this evening. It is impos- Healey, pushing: Thomas, tripping; sible to express the deep senti- Johnson, tripping; Hawley, tripping; ment which this lovely, angelic, Mendall, charging. sylphlike, creature arouses within Second period—McDonough, holding; me. How have the hills and the Lewis and Lawrence, fighting; Nor- pines sheltered her from the glar- man, illegal board check. ing city streets. . . . She has all Third period—Mendall, tripping; Law- the er— the er— the stateliness rence, tripping; Hawley, charging. of President Gray . . . she has the Referee: French (Maine). Timers: eyes of Snapper . . . Hebert. Laidley. Goal Judges: Cooley, In conclusion, the red-nosed Harris. Time: 3 20-minute periods. politician declared, "To put it * • • figuratively, Bates though she is, SHORT SHOTS there are no Popper patches on A section of the department The Bates band came out of its shell her garments." where Chesterfield tobaccos for the afternoon and entertained be- are blended and cross-blended. tween the periods.* * * bition skating in the third period. Timmy tripped over Thomas' skate, Clarence Hebert, hockey manager, spun around three times gracefully, was a timer during the fray. A lifted and remained standing. puck which Clarence wasn't watching, hit him in the head, but he remained J ust what is meant and did his other "watching" duties well. Bowdoin believes in keeping skates * * * on tight. Three players inside of a by cross-blending tobaccos . . . and In football, it is unusual to have a few minutes took time-out on the ice center score. In hockey, not so. All to tie their skating laces tighter. four goals were made by centers: Mills 2, Meagher 1 and Rutherford 1. how does it make a cigarette milder « • « The carnival queen didn't get to the Meagher and Thomas teamed up to game, but, as usual, the Bates Athletic give a fine, though brief, bit of exhi- Department was well represented. and taste better...

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