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• Disabled Student Services — DBS goal to foster independence. (Page 2) • Swimming — Men's, women's teams fare well in first meets. (Page 5)

Profile — Retirement hasn't stowed Jack " Waidheim in the least. (Page 8)

Thursday, November 7, 1991 In The Public Interest Since 1956 Volume 36, Number 19

Solution for parking problem may cost students proximately nine months per year, in walking distance of UWM, at least another four years," Vertz minimum of 2,500 parking spaces by Kimberly Wilmot • excluding June through August. according to the bill. said. for commuters that still wanted Over eighty percent of the SA President Tim Vertz has Recently, Vertz presented the to drive their own cars and would Student Association pro­ more than 25,000 University of been working on the bill for the bus pass proposal to Ken Warren add five more UPARK lots, ac­ •: posal is in the works to Milwaukee-Wisconsin students are last four months in order to help of the Milwaukee County Transit cording to a memo written by A provide a free bus pass for commuters, according to the bill. solve the parking problem on System and County Supervisor Marsho. all students that would take effect The bill also states that there are campus. He said that it would be Larry Kenny, Mass Transit Com­ The memo also stated that the next fall. only 800 student parking spaces politically unfeasible to build a mittee Chair. The proposal is ex­ bill would cause a $50,000 re­ A bill was passed Oct 27 by the on campus and approximately new parking structure until 1994 pected to cost $1.1 million for a duction in the cost of operating senate supporting a mass transit 3,500 parking spaces within walk­ and that this is the best possible one year period. UWM's three existing satellite proposal which would let stu­ ing distance on Milwaukee city solution. Jim Marsho, Director of Park­ parking lots in 1992-93 and that dents ride the Milwaukee County streets for these students. ing and Transit, has been work­ they expected student bus rider- Transit System without charge With the parking spaces also "The parking structure was de­ ing for the last nine months with ship to increase from 12 percent through state funding. come parking tickets. There are layed until the Architecture and Milwaukee County Transit on a of the trips to UWM currently to The bus passes would allow over 27,000 given yearly on the School of Business are com­ similiar proposal. 30 percent of the trips. unlimited free rides for travel on UWM campus and over 75,000 pleted. I'd like to do that[more "We can't solve the parking Funding for the proposal has any Milwaukee County bus for ap­ parking tickets given yearly with­ parking] but it won't happen for problems with buses, but we can not been determined. A proposal help. It's not an alternative to in­ to fund the bus pass will be intro­ creasing parking. It's a balance," duced in the state legislature by Marsho said. Senator Barbara Ulichney and He said the busing service Representative Barbara Notestein, would be benificial for all, not just according to a SA press release. SA representatives will meet with those students that wanted to WE ride the bus. The Parking and Transit proposal would free up Please see Parking page 3 Lessons learned from a distant mountain village by Peter Whalen

Part 5 of a series

e had come to sit on the clay floor of a small church made of long wood planks, getting ready to hike through the area Wwhere our friend Juan and his family lived. Soon the church was lined with many of the indigenous who farmed the mountains and made their homes in this remote community. The church had a small altar set on two saw horses. Two statues, one of the Blessed Mary, and the other of Christ, rested there, along with prayer and song books translated from Spanish into the native dialect of Tzeltal. There were no pews, no stained glass windows; only a thin bench that ran around the walls of the chapel. I wrote in my journal early the next morning, "There is so much to learn here. Nothing seems totally explained. When you start to find some answers, you realize they are only part of a much larger equa­ is one take students to tion. You could study the wonders of this place and these people for­ ever. I suppose the same could be said for my neighborhood as well, problems. The Studen but the color and simplicity make it so interesting." roblem. Early that morning, we were met by Juan's uncle, Antonio, Sebas­ tian, and Juan's sister, Parrona. They had hiked an hour down the mountain to carry Our bags back to their homes.. The sun was bright that morning and the trails were drying out. On the way up, Tenejapa disappeared as we entered the mountain pass. We heard many stories Alderwoman may lose support of the people in these mountains and Juan told us of the legends East Side when he took a tough stance on crime which come from the surroundings. by Kelly S. Roberts issues. On a steep face of cliff across from where we were hiking, Mike "I think she's lost support in the Northwest corner Hogan, editor of Milwaukee's East Side News, noticed a rock ith the April aldermanic elections ap­ of her district and the Riverwest area," said Vogl. "I proaching, the political forecast for East don't think residents have seen any solutions to the Please see Mountains page 3 W Side Alderwoman Larraine McNamara- crime problems on the East Side." McGraw is a little overcast with a chance of the Vogl said McNamara-McGraw's heavy criticism of unforeseen. the police department, and unwillingness to support As Brian Banks prepares to challenge Larraine increased staffing of the police department have McNamara-McGraw in the 3rd District, former can­ hurt the East Side. didate William J. Vogl said he thinks she has little "I think she has what I call this 1960s mentality to support on the lower East Side and the University bash police," said Vogl. "I think its time to of Wisconsin-Milwaukee area. encourage support for the police department." Vogl, a former Milwaukee police homicide detec­ In a recent interview with The UWM Post, tive, lost his bid for the aldermanic seat in 1989, but McNamara-McGraw said: "The police department was favored by Sandburg Hall residents by 62 is still operating under the [former Police Chief votes. Although he vowed to run again in 1992 he Harold] Brier philosophy, which was basically has not declared his candidacy. totalitarianism." "Even though I won the Sandburg Hall, the col­ McNamara-McGraw has claimed block watches lege students didn't really vote," concedes Vogl. "I program on the East Side have been very effective. think she's weak amongst college students, but The block watch program enlists neighborhood unfortunately college students don't vote." support to watch for criminal behavior. Yet, accord­ Candidate Banks said he agrees that ing to Vogl the effectiveness of block watches is McNamara-McGraw is politically vulnerable around hampered by an understaffed department. the university area. "I've gotten a very good response from UWM stu­ "Block watches are a good concept," said Vogl. dents," said Banks. "I think she very unpopular with "But with the structure of the police department, if students. She's referred to students as guests to the these people call in a crime it doesn't get answered East Side." until the next day. That doesn't make much sense." In the 1989 election, the politically conservative Juan and Antonio would play their guitars and sing in Tzeltal Vogl also found much of his support on the lower Please see Politics page 3 from dawn to dusk for entertainment. The UWM Post Thursday, November 7, 1991

'East Side rapist' attacks five more women There now exists an "East 19-year-old woman was walking tempted sexual assaults and two 3300 block of N. Oakland. double-parked at the corner of Side rapist" in the University of in the 3400 block of N. Oakland robberies that have occurred in a The women were attacked at the two streets. Wisconsin-Milwaukee neighbor­ Ave. Police said the man called two-week time period. different times of the day: 8:30 He got out of the car, grabbed hood, according to police. The to the woman, but she couldn't Police said aspects of the de­ p.m. on Nov. 5; 8:14 a.m. on Oct. the victim and tried to push her suspect attacked what is now his hear what he was saying to her. scription and the suspect's meth­ 31; 9:30 p.m. on Oct. 28; and into his car. The woman struggled fifth victim in the last two weeks The man then put a knife to her od of attack were similar to those just after midnight on Oct. 22. and broke free, police said. and it seems that he has not kept throat and a gun to her side and from the previous attacks. The On Oct. 31 while waiting for a regular hours — one of the forced her between two buildings suspect is linked to attacks on the bus, a 19-year-old victim saw the Police described the attacker attacks last week happened at where he sexually assaulted and corner of N. Oakland Ave. and E. suspect driving a large, beige late- as a black male, age 25 to 30, 8:14 a.m. robbed her, police said. Belleview Place on Oct. 31, the model car, possibly a Chevrolet, on about 6 feet tall. He had a The latest attack occurred on The same man is a suspect in 1700 block of N. Prospect Ave. North Oakland, police said. The muscular build, curly hair in back Nov. 4 around 8:30 p.m., as a two other sexual assaults, two at­ on Oct 28 and on Oct. 22 in the man turned on Belleview and and clean shaven. Conference to be held Four new members nominated for court Methods for encouraging di­ learning in higher education. Ex­ versity at learning centers will be perts from around the country and student governing bodies. Ten possible appointments were the focus of the Sixth Annual and Canada will discuss early in­ by Kimberly Wilmot • They also have primary jurisdic­ presented to Vertz by the Search Conference of the Midwest Col­ tervention programs; multicultur­ tion over all cases of student vio­ and Screen Committee. The Com­ lege Learning Center Association al perspectives; reading, writing fter almost two months of lation of University parking, vehi­ mittee which consisted of five on Nov. 6 - 8 in Madison. and problem solving; computers functioning with only one cle registration and vehicle-on- members, two which were ap­ The three-day conference, called and interactive videos; learning Ajustice, the University Stu­ campus regulations set forth in pointed by the USC and three "Embracing Diversity," will ex­ in the Health Sciences; and staff dent Court now has four new the Wisconsin Administrative which were appointed by Vertz, plore diversity in teaching and training at learning centers. members. Four of the 10 nomi­ Code. interviewed 20 candidates over nees presented to Student Asso­ Until the recent appointments, the last month. ciation President Tim Vertz, were USC could not function as a full Vertz then chose six of the 10 approved at the Oct. 20 senate court. Although the USC has appointments to present to the meeting. only five members currently, the senate for approval. Culture at Union Cinema Brian Clearwater, Molly Mathias. final two appointments are ex­ Two of his appointments could Cultural odysseys continue this On their way to this gig, the man­ Ihsan Atta and Reginold Newson pected to be approved at the not attend the Oct. 27 senate week at the Union Cinema with ager takes them on a tour of were approved to two year terms next senate meeting, according meeting, but will be present for two recent films by Finnish direc­ America — the hamburger land. as USC justices. to Wiesser. approval at the Nov. 10 senate tor Aki Kaurismaki Nov. 7 -10. Through the story of an unem­ USC was reduced to five of its "I'm completely confident with meeting. intended seven members at the ployed laborer whose misfortunes all the appointments given to "They each bring a diverse beginning of June due to gradua­ The first film titled "Leningrad lead him into an absurd life of Tim [Vertz]. They're all more background, that can only help tions and full-time jobs. Four res­ Cowboys Go America" is a "Monty crime, the second film "Ariel" is a than qualified," Weisser said. the court," Weisser said. Pythonesque documentary" about satire of Western values and ignations during the summer left a Finnish rock band called none genres. Inspired by European only Chief Justice Sharon other than The Leningrad Cow­ black comedies, American road Weisser at the end of August. boys. Apparently they are unable movies and 1930s gangster films, USC, the judicial branch of the to get a gig anywhere in Finland, "Ariel" was voted "Best Foreign Student Association, has full ju­ but they did promise to play their Film of 1990" by the National risdiction in suits brought against cousin's wedding ... in Mexico. Society of Film Critics. students, student organizations DSS exists so others can function DSS is partly an outgrowth of an earlier visually by Jerry C. Smith impaired program begun in the mid-70s. Because of this early emphasis, the DSS office is able to offer here's a myth that surrounds disabled people specialized equipment for blind and visually im­ 0 Custom Photo Calendars in our society today. A myth that makes peo­ paired students. Another early and continuing Tple afraid to interact with somebody in a influence has promoted an almost totally accessible * Gift Certificates wheelchair or somebody that can't hear or see. campus and a heightened awareness of the needs "People think that if they don't look at the prob­ of students with disabilities. The establishment of lem or acknowledge its existence, it will go away," Disabled Student Services in the late '70s provided $ Personalized Stationery said Jeantz Martin, director of disabled student a central focus for both direct services and the services at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. coordination of campus wide assistance. "They're sadly mistaken. It does exist and probably 0 Colorful Photo won't go away for a long while." Because there are more students at UWM with It is for that very reason that Disabled Student hearing disabilities than at any university in the UW Enlargements Services exists at UWM. System, they have a full-time coordinator working In part, DSS tries to make the students at UWM specifically with hearing impaired students. The $ Unique Bookmarks, aware that the only difference between them and a goal of UWM's Hearing Impaired Program is to disabled student is their disability. increase the accessibility of the regular curriculum "The more students that are aware that these stu­ to deaf and hard of hearing students who require Placemats & Ornaments dents are just like them, the better," Martin said. special support services. "They are held to the same standards as any other "If somebody needs a special accommodation in * Holiday Cards & student is held to. There is nothing special except a class because of any disability, we try to help for the accommodations that are made for the disa­ them," Martin said. "Because the law states that you bility. I think sometimes people don't understand can't discriminate on the basis of a disability, we Invitations this." provide the services necessary to accommodate the Disabled Student Services is a part of the Division disabled students on this campus." * Colorful Holiday of Academic Affairs at UWM and is located in According to Martin, one of the missions of the Mitchell Hall. They offer a wide range of support DSS office is to help the disabled students at UWM Newsletters services for the nearly 850 disabled students at the become more independent In Martin's eyes, this university. will be a disabled student's biggest asset when they Although support services are a big part of DSS, graduate. their goals go even further. According to Martin, there are millions of disabled people in this country "We want to foster independence," Martin said. Open 7 Days A that are either unemployed or underemployed and "That is the quality that will mean the most to them want to work. With their various programs, DSS out in the world." would like to help get as many disabled students Once a disabled student has graduated from Week through college as possible. college, the fear of being treated differently and "Part of the problem is the prejudice that has being discriminated against is an ever-present been out there in our society about people who feeling. have disabilities," Martin said. "In order to get a job Our society, as well as many others in the world, today, they have to be qualified. That means they've 964-2679 have always had pity on disabled people and have got to get a good education. never taken them very serious when they have "A college education for those people who can applied for jobs that they are qualified for. Because 3547 North Oakland do it is extremely important," Martin.continued. "It's of a recent law signed by President Bush, this can more important for someone with a disability than no longer happen. anybody else." Avenue For that very reason, DSS is a very important part "The American Disabilities Act is going to change of a disabled student's life at UWM. For a disabled the way society deals with people with disabilities," person to get into the work force, they must be Martin said. The law says employers cannot discrim­ .A ••> qualified. To be qualified, they must have a college inate against people with disabilities. If a person is kinko's education. DSS helps these people by providing qualified for a job, then they have an equal chance them with an array of services — from assistance in to get that position. securing advance textbook listings and ordering "That's the catch," Martin said. "That means they the copy center pre-recorded material, to assistance with mobility have to be qualified, which means they have to get on campus. a good education. That's why we're here." Thursday, November 7, 1991 The UWM Post Page 3 Mission/Lessons learned from a distant village Mountains from page 1 their feet were calloused from hut. Yet, she would wash without as whole a person as I had ever song and giving. We were fed by walking barefoot on the rough running water and would cook met the people with food from the lo­ formation that had the appear­ terrain, they radiated a certain over an open fire. Hours later we arrived back at cal crops. While Patrona and her ance of a man bending over. beauty of their own. They were She was different. She was in­ the church. When I opened the mother cooked for us over an Juan said that long ago there was the rock of this community. Their spiring. In the city of San Cristobal, door to look inside, I noticed a o} >n fire, night and day, Juan a priest who was taking gold and long black hair, brown skin and ra­ we had met her briefly at a politi­ two inch thick mattress of pine and Antonio would play guitars diamonds out of these moun­ diant smiles would brighten any cal demonstration in town. She boughs covering the clay floor and sing in Tzeltal from dawn to tains. One day the cave entrance room. Juan was moved by their im­ appeared to be a leader and an from the door to the makeshift dusk. Juan's father and Sebas­ and window in the cliff were portance. His mother took pride in advocate for change. She was alter. It was layed for the visitors tian would apologize, saying they closed shut while the priest was the appreciation and recognition. not afraid of the danger in this. In to sleep on. Obviously while we were sorry they didn't have more robbing the treasures inside, thus Every woman, even girls as front of her home, she quietly were gone, the local work had to offer. The reality is that we had leaving the imprint of the priest young as 14, had a child. It was weaved on a back strapped loom not stopped. never been offered so much. buried alive on the face of the part of the tradition. A boy meets with meticulous detail. She was The rest of the day was full of mountain forever. girl, presents himself to the fami­ I chuckled at the myth, but im­ ly, a marriage is arranged and mediately received a scornful many children follow. look in return. Don't challenge "Relations were quite formal, Parking/Solution could cost students the legend. Later, I realized the said Anthropologist Benjamin Parking from page 1 "It's a good idea. It would give sue of the enviroment in his figure could be seen from the Colby on Mayan courting. "The students a chance to see more of memo. center of Tenejapa. It was a fasci­ boy would go down to the water state legislatures on Nov. 13 to nating hike. fountain, he would kind of look discuss the proposal. Milwaukee than just the East Not all UWM students would Side," said student Todd Haucke. Now, within this humble church, over who he liked and then he "We're hoping for state fund­ use the bus pass if it becomes Student Bill Travis also ap­ I was sitting face to face with the would try to talk to the girl and ing. The county and city budgets availabe next semester. proved of the idea and said that mountain Maya of Chiapas. We she would either reject him if she can't fund it," SA External Affairs "Unfortunately, I can't rely on were gathered here to be intro­ didn't like him, or she would give Director Jason Bretzmann said. he would use the service. the buses," student Mark Knudson duced to the community. I won­ him a signal that yes, she would If the the state does not pay for "It would benefit those stu­ said. " I live on the Northwest dered if the explorers of long ago like to talk to him again. But it the bus passes, all students would dents who don't have a car or side, I work at Mayfair and I don't felt like I did at the time — over­ was a very public thing. probably pay a $25 transporta­ those who don't want to worry have much time between work whelmed, excited, and in awe of "He would then give her a pre­ tion fee, included in their tuition, about transportation costs. Peo­ and when classes start." he said. the beautiful community I was sent — some money, coins —and each semester. ple would be more apt to ride the Both Vertz and Marsho hope just received by. if she accepted it, this meant that SA will be holding hearings on bus even more," Travis said. "It's to have bus passes for all UWM also a more enviromentally sound students by the fall semester of We lined the church and ex­ she was willing to accept him. the bus proposal on Nov. 12 in solution," he said. 1992. The only question is how changed stares and smiles. Juan Then he would have to go to the the Flicks and Nov. 25 in the to fund the proposal. translated Tzeltal into Spanish parents. The first time they might Union Concourse. These hear­ Marsho also addressed the is­ for Melissa Hogan, a MPS Span­ refuse to talk to him, and then, ings are to determine if bus ish immersion teacher, and she in the second time, they would start passes are what students really return translated our English into talking to him, and by the third want, according to Bretzmann. Spanish. Somehow, a wonderful time they would hear him out, "They[hearings] are intended conversion ensued. and he would bring presents and to let the senators know about it was all arranged." The community was largely what students feel like paying represented by women who had The one girl who seemed to for," Bretzmann said. two or more children at their challenge the prescribed role of The results of these hearings side. Many of the men had left women in this community was will be presented to Segragated the mountains to find work in the Juan's sister, Patrona. She ap­ University Fee Allocation Com­ cities or on the coastal planta­ peared to be very motivated and mittee by SA's External Affairs tions in order to bring money independent. At first, I thought committee. SUFAC will then de­ home for the family. the three little girls following her cide at the first senate meeting in December. Juan spoke highly of the diffi­ around were her daughters, but cult work done by women in his learned that they were her little Many students said that they Empty parking spaces are few and far between at UWM and sisters. After our gathering in the home. With the men gone, the would use the bus pass, even if it soon it will get worse. women were not only responsi­ church, we would walk further up meant paying the additional $25. ble for taking care of the family the mountain to Patrona's home. alone, but were also required to Patrona was 24 years old, so farm the family fields as well. No being unmarried and childless McNamara-Mcgraw/Could lose support babysitters or day care centers, made her look like the rebellious Politics from page 1 development, she was the focused leader of the mother will take the children feminist of this community. As opposition to the project. Most of the room loudly right into the mountain fields for the oldest of an ambitious group Banks also concedes that block watches have applauded her anti-development stance. the day. Juan admitted that per­ of siblings, Patrona had been been effective only to a certain degree. In addition to having support of community haps the task was harder when providing her family with profits Banks, who took fourth in a field of eight in the the man was home because she of her work as a weaver. She had groups, McNamara-McGraw started the 2 inch win­ 1989 special election, is a board member of the ter parking experiment. Under this parking experi­ was responsible for his meal as started an artisan cooperative in Lower East Side Neighbors community group. The well. His praise of the women Tenejapa, and her adobe house ment, on a 300 square block of the 3rd District resi­ lower East Side, the area south of the watertower dents can park on both sides of the street year brought a large ovation from a had two beds, electric lights, and and east of Milwaukee, as well as River West is usually shy and reserved crowd. a black and white television. She round. If more than 2 inches of snow falls, residents where Banks has said he will be finding the lion's can only park on one side of the street. The women in the church all was proud of the corn grinder share of his support. However, he admits that in an wore their traditional dress, and she had purchased, and several unscientific poll he conducted, he had only 25 The proposal was supported overwhelmingly by while their faces were aged and chickens ran outside her kitchen percent name recognition. the 40 member citizens parking committee. What may help Banks would be an endorsement "I support keeping the proposal," said Banks. from the police union. Vogl was endorsed by the "Unless, we have a heavy winter then I might police union in 1989, and has thrown his support to reconsider the 2 inch parking. Recently we've had very light winters, but that could change." Gregory Gratz, president of the Milwaukee Profes­ sional Firefighters Association for the 1992 mayor­ In McNamara-McGraw's spring 1991 newsletter, al race. 62 percent of residents approved of reserving park­ "I would think they would be interested in en­ ing spaces for residents of that street. The newslet­ dorsing me over my opponent," said Banks. "But I ter did not indicate what defines a "resident." won't compromise on having community oriented In January, McNamara-McGraw opposed the policing." building of a 690 space parking lot on the corner of Vogl said that if he doesn't run for 3rd Alderman, Kenwood Boulevard and Murray Avenue. Although then he would consider having the union support all university projects fall under the auspices of state Banks. government, the city has zoning juristiction over "Brian would have to convince me that his plat­ any building on the land. ARIEl form was honorable," said Vogl. "If so, I might be noy 8 nox 9 noY i o willing to influence some people to support him." "Building more parking [for UWM] is a common 7 pm 7 pm 8 pm Banks said that if he were alderman his concerns sense solution," said Banks. "In the case of the would be with keeping a clean and quiet Kunkle Parking ramp, there was considerable Inspired by European black comedies, neighborhood. opposition. I support the SA proposal for tuition American road movies and 1930's BEYOflD THE BORDER: Recently, McNamara-McGraw pushed for heavy financed bussing." gangster films, ARIEL presents the Two Recent Features fines for students who give illegal house parties. Banks said that each parking proposal should be story of an unemployed laborer whose from Finnish Director However, McNamara-McGraw's popularity can­ considered on a case-by-case basis, and that he not be underestimated. 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In first week of season . . . Men's and women's swimming teams find success Clark also noted the achieve­ Friehe took first in the 1-meter Kristin Keepers did her best later came back to take a respect­ by Brian Busch ments of co-captain Matt and 3-meter diving events, help­ iron man impersonation in taking able fourth in the 500-freestyle. Kirklewski, who dominated the ing to bolster the diving side of 3rd in the 1000-meter freestyle With the men going unde­ he University of Wisconsin- meet in winning four events against the contest. and placing 2nd in the 100- feated and the women taking Milwaukee men's and wom­ three different teams. The women were not so suc­ breaststroke. She came back ten home a 2-1 record, Clark has Ten's swimming teams got The 6-2, 200 pound senior cessful. If it weren't for an incred­ minutes later to almost claim the everything to be optimistic about their season off to a good start in won the 200-medley and 200- ible trio of women swimmers victory in the 500 freestyle. in his frst year as a coach in a meet at Indianapolis, Indiana. freestyle vs. Indianapolis. He also from Valparaiso, they would have UWM's Division I program. The men won all three of their won the 200-backstroke against swept the meet also. Instead, Michelle Curry got 2nd place The teams travel together to dual meets in convincing fashion. Eastern Illinois, and the 100- UWM won against Indianapolis in the 200-freestyle and in the Carroll College for a dual meet They defeated Indianapolis by backstroke against Valparaiso by the score of 170-119, and 200-backstroke, and ten minutes starting at 1 p.m. Saturday. the score of 190-105, crushed University. trounced Eastern Illinois 163.5- Eastern Illinois 236-63, and blitzed 70.5. They fell, however, to "It was nice to see two freshman Valparaiso by a tally of 154-141. Profile: Valparaiso University 227-65. go 1-2 in the 100-free," Clark First-year Coach Dave Clark noted. "Valpo had three excellent swim­ was definitely pleased with the mers that were swimming as well Lodl makes right choice opening performance by his guys. Clark was referring to Matt as they were in high school," Gorzek and Rob Waldoch, who Clark said. "They won a bunch of "They were excellent," Clark finished in 1st and 2nd place, re­ by Paul Krueger said. "If we continue to swim at events for them." spectively. Once again, their strength seem­ that level, we will do very well at ost athletes, especially the good ones, have some tough deci­ the end of the year." Joel Moore took first in the ed to be the 200-freestyle relay, 200-freestyle and senior Jesse in which they were only a second sions to make regarding sports while they are in high school. Clark noied the great finish in Ostrum was victorious in the off last year's best time. Val­ Mi.Softbal l or track? Soccer or swimming? Volleyball or cross the 200-freestyle relay, which 200-breaststroke event. paraiso's victory was even more country? was just off the season record set impressive because it was only Deciding which one you have the most potential in, and fun with, at the end of the season in March The meet, overall, showed the their first match all year. isn't always easy. Picking the wrong sport can not only ruin your se­ last year. Panthers are willing to work hard The free relay consisted of mester, but can take away some valuable practice time you might need "We only missed by one sec­ to achieve their swimming goals. every academic class. There was for improvement in the other sport. ond, but it wouldn't surprise me Clark was impressed with the job freshman Leslie Jones, sophomore UWM sophomore Jenny Lodl seems to have made the right deci­ to see it go before the end of the turned in by junior diver Mike Michelle Curry, junior Kristin sion. season championship meet," Clark Friehe, who was sidelined all of Keepers, and senior co-captain Lodl played volleyball and softball her first two years at Plymouth said. last year due to an injury. Vicki Bott. High School before changing sports her junior year. "I thought I'd go out for track and cross country and see how I did, "Lodl said. She did just fine, thank you, breaking the school record in the mile in Profile: her first year of track. That success spurred her interest in picking a col­ lege. "I never thought I could get a scholarship," Lodl said, "I wasn't even Roback leader on and off field thinking about college until my junior year. The running program Roback said. "A motor home struck us from behind brought me to UWM — and the scholarship. —"UWM was the only by Rob Peterson and drove us into a steel flat bed truck" Division I school that could offer a scholarship other than Wisconsin." Many of the players suffered serious injuries, Upon her arrival at UWM, Lodl saw some familiar faces. hen I asked the University of Wisconsin- including two that were kept in the hospital "I raced against quite a few of [my UWM teammates] in high school, Milwaukee's interim women's soccer overnight for observation. so I knew who they were and was acquainted with them," Lodl noted. W coach Eddie Miller which member of the "Lots of bruises and some whiplash," Roback "But I hadn't become friends with them yet. They're a great bunch of team would be a pleasant and interesting interview, said. "Luckily no one was killed. We had our bags in people." Miller did not hesitate. the back and they absorbed most of the shock." Lodl made the adjustment to college training without much trouble. "Meg Roback," Miller promptly responded. "She's a "Practices are more intense than in high school — not necessarily leader on the field and academically she's super. The severity of the accident caused UWM to more miles — but they're harder and faster," Lodl said. "Generally I And she'd be more than willing to do it." cancel the rest of the 1987 season. UWM appealed stick to the same weight training program [mostly upper body work] to the NCAA, however, to grant the women an extra Hmmm . . . sounded promising. Coach Miller throughout the year." year of eligibility under hardship. painted a pretty picture. I just hoped that he did not Lodl stresses that training isn't everything when it comes to being a create expectations that were too lofty. "In retrospect, it was the best decision. A lot of us good runner. Or in other words, there's no Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and were physically hurting and mentally drained from McDonald's every day to go with a couple cases of Miller on the Well, after interviewing Meg Roback, the fifth year the whole experience," Roback said. weekends. senior from the now closed Saint Mary's Academy Since then, road trips have been much kinder for "My running is not just all running," Lodl said. "There's so much in St. Francis, it was evident that Miller did not lead more to it than that I have to really watch my diet and try to eat me astray. Roback and her teammates. Coincidentally, it was on a road trip that Roback surprised many of her healthy. I have to get enough rest and make everything fall together Off the field, Roback is modest and soft spoken. teammates with her creative flair. that way." And with a 3.7 grade point average she is success­ Lodl has been injured a few times during the last two years, but fully preparing for a career in architecture. "One time I couldn't go on a road trip. I made up pleased and surprised her coaches last year as she developed into one "I enjoy school a lot. I enjoy going to school and a rap and sent it along. They liked it," Roback said. of the team's top runners. learning," Roback stated. Is Meg Roback a bud­ "She was like a flower blooming, monitoring it throughout the On the field, Roback is vocal and ,,; .. • ,^ ^ „. „ -.•;•. , .. • ding rap star? season," assistant coach Dave Rubino commented. "It was something confident. 'trinve on responsibility I thrive on "No. I have a key­ she probably never thought was going to happen." Early in the 1991 season she was pushing myself to go beyond board at home and I just Lodl, a shy, unassuming 20-year-old with long, straight blonde hair moved from midfielder to sweeper where I QID." goof around, making up (which is tied back for the meets), could easily remind you of another on defense. The coaches called —Meg Roback raps," Roback said. successful runner from this area. upon her to provide experience and When Roback isn't in "Suzy Hamilton (formerly Suzy Favor before marrying University of vocal leadership to help a young mmwmmmuunMMUnUMUMum^^""""•••""•••• " the mood for electronic Wisconsin baseball player Mark Hamilton) is my number one idol," Panther defense mature against some of the music, she picks up her acoustic guitar and studies. Lodl said. "People like Hamilton, Mary Decker- Slaney, and Pattie Sue tougher teams in the nation. Not for music class however, but for her architec­ Plummer; I look up to all of them." "A lot of it had to do with my experience and be­ ture courses. While she may not set her goals to be as successful as these runners, ing here four years. I talk a lot and try to organize "Playing guitar relieves stress. I use it for a study Lodl definitely stays realistic in her wishes. the defense," explained Roback. break. I use it to actually study for tests; making up "I want to be able to compete with the top group at the races," she There is a thread, however, that connects Roback's songs for things I need to remember," Roback said. said. "The pack that's always in front. I want to stay up in that pack and seemingly paradoxical personas. That thread is one And it is this creative streak within Roback that be able to compete with them. I'd like for my times to drop a lot and to of responsibility. drew her to architecture. make it to the Nationals by my senior year." "I thrive on responsibility," Roback said. "I thrive "I enjoy being creative and architecture allows Rubino is confident she can make it to the Nationals, but also thinks on pushing myself to go beyond where I am." me to be," said Roback. "Architecture is the perfect she could use a little more direction. And where Roback is, concerning both athletics combination of science and art." "She could definitely make it if she stays injury-free," Rubino said. and academics, is quite nice. "She needs to take more control of herself and be more in touch with On this year's team, Roback was one of the resi­ Also, Roback has done some coaching for girl's [UWM cross country] Coach [Pete] Corfeld year- round. She needs dent elders. She was one of three seniors, and one teams on the side. She sees this time as important more feedback." of two players that were three-year letter winners. "It's important for the girls to see that there are Lodl would like to get her degree in biological sciences —and Yet, it's her standing as a senior graduate student people who can be successful [academically] and considering she had a 3.8 GPA last semester, the chances seem pretty with which Roback is quite satisfied. play in college. I focus on the fun and not the com­ good — and do some high school teaching. "Basically, I appealed to the Graduate School for petition," Roback said. two semesters of senior graduate standing, instead Even though she emphasizes fun on her teams, Coaches capsule: of the usual one semester," explained Roback. "I'm Roback describes herself as competitive. using the fall and spring semester to finish my un­ dergraduate degree, and I'm taking some graduate "Fierce competitor? Yes. But you learn over time House knows success courses." that the saying, 'Winning isn't everything, it's the rom the time she was a freshman in high school, University of Wis­ While things, in general, are going smoothly for only thing,' is a philosophy that doesn't help you in consin-Milwaukee's volleyball assistant coach Liz House has Roback now, her athletic career at UWM had a life," Roback said. known success. bumpy start. F Roback has tried to apply these thoughts and House joined the Menomonee Falls High School team as a "Sept. 12, 1987. I remember," Roback said. theories in everything she does. freshman and two years later, led the Indians to a Braveland Confer­ It was on that date the UWM women's soccer ence title, as well as a third-place finish in the WIAA championships. "It's important to set a good example. There are team suffered a season ending bus crash in Chica­ In her senior year, House came away with all-conference honors, so many bad examples out there," Roback said. go- capping a brilliant high school career. "We were on our way back from Purdue Universi­ Whether it is athletics, academics or anything As a player at UWM, House proved to be a strong leader, providing ty and we were on the Dan Ryan [Expressway], else, Meg Roback need not worry, for over four strength on defense and helping the Panthers to a winning season in when traffic ahead of us stopped suddenly," years at UWM, she has not set a bad example yet their first year as an NCAA Division I team. Thursday, November 7. 1991 The UWM Post Page 5 Weird week has Packers playing well but losing again by Paul Krueger down one of the Jet's defensive this game could get ugly. Sure, a roll, but that doesn't always RB Marion Butts is a power­ linemen. So goes the year for the the Packers beat Buffalo in the happen. The overacheiving Packer house. Plus, Dan Henning's job is boys from Green Bay. pre-season, but trust me, there is "D" may be able to slow them in jeopardy and if the team really hat an exciting, yet dis­ My upset pick, the Eagles, a reason why those games don't down at least a little. Start pre­ wants him to stick around, they'll appointing weekend. The dominated the Giants Monday count. Mike Tomczak starts at paring for a high pick Lindy. The probably have to win this game. I W game of the year night. Jimmy Mac returned from QB for the Pack and will proba­ Bills add to the Packers troubles hate to pick against Milton grad (Redskins-Oilers) is on national an injury to play well and Curtis bly be put in an unenviable posi­ [or good fortunes if you please] Dave Krieg, one of my favorite TV, but not shown in Milwaukee. Joseph (no not the ex-UW goal- tion early. You can expect Keith with a 27-17 win Sunday [I'm 6- players, but he's due to lose a A Hail Mary pass makes for a tender currently playing with the Woodside to get a few more 3 in Packer picks]. fumble at a bad time pretty soon. great finish in the Falcon-Niner St. Louis Blues) provided Philly carries this week also. The Pack­ Upset Special: They've al­ This just might be the week. Butts game, but another one costs the with a decent running game. Jeff ers should be able to score gets around 100 yards and Friesz Packers a win. ready let me down a couple Hostetler isn't playing bad, but around two-plus TDs on Buffa­ times this year, but I like the has a decent week as the Charg­ Yes, the Packers played well, the Giants continue to lose. lo's not-that-great-without-Bruce- Chargers for an upset this week­ ers pull out a 24-20 win [I'm 3-8 but couldn't pull out the win. Philly's win saved me from be­ Smith defense. The Buffalo of­ end. Why? Well, QB John Friesz in upset picks]. The normally reliable Chris Jacke ing the weekly loser once again. fense is unstoppable if it gets on is getting better every week and missed a medium-range field goal Craig, Jerry and I all went 10-2 in overtime and Pat Leahy hooked for the week (which considering one just inside the left upright to the schedule wasn't all that im­ Cross Country: win it for the Jets. The Majik Man pressive) to pad our season to­ actually had a decent game go­ tals. Jerry jumped to an unheard- ing before leaving with a tight of 91-36 for the year, while Craig Successful week for runners hamstring. It figures that the play improved to 81-46, and I made it 27:21.87), Rich Kenney (16, 28:08.03), and Brian he got hurt on was a 46-yard TD to 78-49. by Paul Krueger Gryzbowski (19, 28:23.09). scamper that was called back be­ Packer Preview: Depending Jenny Lodl led the women, placing third with a cause Ron Hallstrom was taking on how the Packer defense plays, t was a successful weekend for UWM cross coun­ time of 19:45.82. Other UWM finishers were; Joette try at the University of Chicago Invitational Satur­ Buening (4, 19:47.08), Sue Aygarn (6, 20:00.06), I day. Both the men and women came home with Leanne Haen (7, 20:17.58), Monica Meisenheimer first-place finishes. (8, 20:22.68), Rose Eppers (10, 20:29.55), Tammy For the men, Joe Engel stole the show winning Gehrig (13, 20:38.48), Laurie Rubach (16, This week's NFL picks . the race in a time of 26:20.93. Following Engel for 20:54.91), Tracy Wendricks (17, 20:55.94), Tammy UWM were Shawn Barnes (third place, 26:39.02), Riggs (19, 21:23.28), Kate Nash (21, 21:46.90), Jerry's picks: Raiders 21 •Broncos 20 Tim Kenney (5, 26:41.40), Grant Wojta (6, and Tracy Koenig (22, 21:59.76). (Record: 91-36) Giants 24«CardslO 27:03.83), Jeff Schreiber (7, 27:07.88), Mark Notes: Former UWM runner Agnes Eppers led Eagles 21«Brownsl4 Meisenheimer (8, 27:18.16), Jamie Baade (9, Wisconsin to a Big 10 title placing third in 18:03. Redskins 27»Falconsl4 Steelers 20»Bengalsl3 Bills 24«Packers 9 Niners 14«Saints 13 Oilers 27«Cowboys 13 Seahawks 21»Chargers 17 Lions 17«Bucsl4 Dolphins 21«Pats 9 Jets 21»Colts 14 Bears 20Vikings 14 Chiefs 24«Rams 21 Craig's picks: Broncos 17«Raiders 13 (Record: 81-46) Giants 16»Cards 9 Eagles 16»Browns 14 San Jose gets a bad rap Redskins 27«Falcons 20 Steelers 23«Bengals 19 Bills 26«Packersl3 Saints 24«Niners 21 Do you know the way to San who cares? But one thing's for land, Saturday night. It was 88- Oilers 31 •Cowboys 17 Seahawks 20»Chargers 13 Jose? These are the most terrify­ sure, you may hear it here first. (I 41 at the half and Golden State Lions 20»Bucs 10 Dolphins 27«Pats 17 ing words a professional hockey haven't had anything in post­ made a glorious comeback...just Jets 23«Colts 10 Bears 17«Vikings 14 player will ever hear from his scripts for weeks). Maybe we'll joshin'. Anyway, the Kings were Chiefs 24»Rams 20 general manager. Here will begin start, "When will the Sharks taste 1-40 on the road last year and the weekly update of the San victory" contest Maybe not. the sad thing about that is, they Paul's picks: Broncos 21*Raiders 17 Jose Sharks, the Indianapolis Go Sharks! — RP have their own private plane. It (Record: 78-49) Giants 17«Cards 10 Colts of the National Hockey P.U. Enough about the Packers. doesn't help. Calling Sacramento Eagles 14«Browns 13 League. An expansion team com­ They stink, end of story. — RP an NBA team is similar to calling Redskins 34«Falcons 14 Steelers 20*Bengals 17 prised of every other teams' 25th Speaking of stink... My favorite the stuff they serve on airplanes Bills 27»Packers 17 Saints 17*Niners 13 best player, San Jose is a cruel 1- NBA whipping boys, the Sacra­ food. 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HEY GANG!! Before we take a Thursday. Nov. 7 more information, please call 543- Sunday, Nov. 10 Friday, Nov. 8 peek at what's going on during the 5522. week of Nov. 7-13, a brief message Outside In, Boardwalk, 2028 E. Ted Norkey, Comedy Cafe, 8 and Blomberg & Mahaffey, Cafe Me­ FLICKS: "Ariel," the second of of a political nature is in order: The North Ave., 10 p.m. 10:15 p.m. lange, 8 p.m. the two films featured this weekend National Abortion Rights Action La Chazz, Cafe Melange, 720 N. Mrs. Smith and the White Boys, The Has Beens of Rock, Harpo's, in the "Beyond the Border" series, is League of Wisconsin (NARAL) is 3rd St., 9 p.m. DKC's Armadillo Grill, 10:30 p.m., 10 p.m. a biting satire of Western values and looking for volunteers or activists to Ted Norkey, who recently ap­ $3. ComedySportz, Kalt's, 2856 N. genres, parodying European black help their cause. With the strong pos­ peared on Letterman, will perform at Susan JulianBand, Harpo's, 1339 Oakland, 7:30 p.m., seats are $5 and comedies, American road movies, sibility that Roe vs. Wade will be the Comedy Cafe, 615 E. Brady. E. Brady, 10 p.m. $7. and the gangster films of the 1930s. overturned in the near future, it is Showtime is 9 p.m., call 271-JOKE ComedySportz, Kalt's, 7:30 and Complainers Blues Jam, Up N In "Ariel," Kaurismaki presents his probable that a statute criminalizing for more information. 10 p.m., seats are $5 and $7. Under, 8 p.m. favorite theme: the ability of the wis­ all abortions in Wisconsin (except The Dynatones, one of the bands The Old Blues Boys, at the Opa! est people to keep their cool as the those done for the purpose of saving sponsored by Miller Genuine Draft, Ole! in the Ambassador Hotel, 2308 Monday, Nov. 11 world falls apart around them. The the mother's life) will immediately will appear tonight at DKC's Arma­ W. Wisconsin Ave., 9:30 pan., no film will be shown at 7 p.m. tonight go into effect. Already, parental con­ dillo Grill, 1235 N. Van Buren. cover! Open Mike at the Cafe Melange, in the Union Cinema. sent bills are inching closer to be­ Showtime is 9:30 p.m., with a $5 Great Big Atom Smasher and 720 N. 3rd St. All poets and musi­ cians are welcome after 8 p.m. coming law right here in Wisconsin. cover. A&M Records recording artists In­ Leningrad Cowboys Go America. Bang Zoom, in an open jam at NARAL seeks to have these Taws The Cheeters will perform at 9 nocence Mission will perform at 10 Union Cinema, 9 p.m. repealed and replaced with pro-choice p.m. tonight in the Gasthaus, located pjn. tonight at Shank Hall, 1434 N. Sherman's Celebrity Club, 2203 N. Prospect. legislation. NARAL activists can get in the basement of the UWM Union. Farwell, with a $6 cover. This is a 21 Saturday, Nov. 9 involved with political campaigns, Admission is $1 with a UWM I.D., and over show. Tuesday, Nov. 12 the printing of newsletters and hear­ $2 for the general public. Bones Of Contention, Sherman's "Ariel," Union Cinema, 7 p.m. ings. For more information, please BlackFish, with the Timothys, Celebrity Club, 9:30 p.m. "Leningrad Cowboys Go call 332-4664. Harpo's 1339 E. Brady, 10 p.m. 48th Street Rockers, Starz, 4688 FishMotif, members of Big Bang, America," Union Cinema, 9 p.m. Cosmic Debris, with special guest S. 108th St, 8 p.m., $10. in an Open Jam at the Boardwalk, 2028 E. North Ave., 10 p.m. Symphony X, at the Haven, 4803 S. Pontiac Blues Band, Sweetwater, Sunday, Nov. 10 CLUBS 2nd St. A $3 cover will be enforced, 1127 N. Water, 9:30 p.m., $2. Rudy Moroder and Kay Berigan, Cafe Melange, 9:30 p.m. unless you find a flourescent green Pat McCurdy, Tamarack, 322 W. "North Avenue Irregulars," 12:30 Common Faces, Sherman's Ce­ HEY MUSICIANS!! Have you flyer around the campus good for $1 State, 10 p.m. and 2:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. lebrity Club, 9:30 p.m. signed up for the B attle of the B ands off. Nasty Habit, TA Verns, for the No, this isn't a story about the East yet? Quarter's pub is now taking reg­ ComedySportz, Kalt's, 2856 N. special cover charge ofjus t $2. If you Side; this is a Kinder-cinema film, so Wednesday, Nov. 13 istrations for their original music Oakland, 7:30 p.m., seats are $5 and are the proud owner of a Q Card (like admission will be $1.50. contest until Nov. 12. Apart from $7. myself), admission is just $ 1. "Ariel," Union Cinema, 8 p.m. Netzo Kosmader, Boardwalk, 10 gaining some beneficial exposure, Little Big Sky, with the Common Roger Miller, with My Cousin Wednesday, Nov. 13 p.m. entrants stand a chance at winning 22 Faces, at Sherman's Celebrity Club, Kenny, and Sometimes Sweet Susan, Popcorn Forum: "How to Obtain DanHart, Cafe Melange, 9:30 pjn. hours of studio time at Cornerstone 2203 N. Prospect, 9:30 p.m. Unicom, 10:30 p.m. the Ideal Job in aTroubled Economy" Mitchell Walters, one of Sam Studios, three Summerfest gigs, a Freudian Slip, Starz, 4688 S. 108th Jim Liban's Blues Combo, Up N is today's topic, with Sherri Pfennig Kinison's Outlaws, and a writer for synthesizer and weekend bookings at St., 8 p.m., $10. Under, 10 p.m. and Ada Walker of the Career Devel­ Roseanne Barr and "America's Fun­ Quarter's. Celebrity judges will be Pat McCurdy, Tamarack, 322 W. The Loons, a jangle-pop band, opment Center. The forum takes place niest Home Videos," will appear at on hand, and performances begin State, 10 pjn., $3. with the Screamin' Lillies, Virginia's, at 12:30 p.m. this afternoon in the the Comedy Cafe this evening at 9 Nov. 15.Formore information, please TA Vern's, 5401N. Lover's Lane 501 S. 6th St, 10 p.m. Fireside Lounge of the UWM Union. pjn. For more information, please call the Hotline at 263-7098. Rd., has a full evening tonight. On the Admission is free and the public is call 271-JOKE. JAZZ: The Milwaukee Jazz Ex­ upper level, WQFM welcomes the Saturday, Nov. 9 invited. perience '91 will take place this week­ Four Horsemen, with Nasty Habit on Come on down to Sherman's Ce­ Recovery: Sober and Seeking end at the Lincoln Middle School of the lower level. Admission is $5. Big Bang, with Black Wardrobe, lebrity Club, 2203 N. Prospect to Social Independence (SAS SI) is an the Arts, 820 E. Knapp St. On Friday, Moloko Shivers, Unicom, 300 W. Boardwalk, 10 p.m. help Pat McCurdy celebrate the re­ alcohol and drug relapse prevention Nov. 8, the David Amran Quartet Juneau, 10:30 p.m. John Schneider, Cafe Melange, lease of his CD. The show starts at program, and they are sponsoring a will perform at 7:30 p.m., followed Chicago act the Imperial Flames 9:30 p.m. 9:30 p.m. series of discussions entitled "SELF by Jesie Hauck and Rich Crabtree. At will appear at the Up N Under Pub, Nuclear Assault will perform at 8 BORED? Well, how about the ESTEEM: The Movie," given by 2:30 pjn. on Saturday, Nov. 9 Melvin 1216 E. Brady, at 10 p.m. pjn. tonight at Central Park, 2401W. world of exotic dancers to liven up Patricia Clason, director of the Cen­ Richards and his group will demon­ Wisconsin Ave. Formore info, please your hump day? TA Verns has an­ ter for Creative Learning. This week's strate how a jam session is put to­ Friday, Nov. 8 call 933-9997. other Wet N Wild Wednesday this installment is entitled "Casting the gether. Later in the evening, the Jon Ted Norkey, Comedy Cafe, 7, 9 week, with the finals of their Wet T- Movie," and deals with developing Faddis Quartetperforms at7:30p.m., Mighty Deer Lick, Boardwalk, 10 and 11 p.m. shirt competition. First prize is $ 100, skills that can be utilized in building followed by Sonya Robinson and p.m. Dick Holliday and the BamBoo so who knows how fierce the compe­ relationships with other people. All friends. Reserved seats are $10, gen­ Mrs. Fun, Cafe Melange,9:30p.m. Gang, another Miller Genuine Draft tition will be? And, to avoid being meetings will be held in the basement eral admission is $5, $3 for students RTZ, former members of Boston, Band, DKC's Armadillo Grill, 10:30 called a sexist pig by more than one of St. Margaret Mary's Church, on and seniors with I.D. Reserved seats will visit Central Park tonight to sup­ p.m., $6. person I know, Sneakers Sports bar in 92ndand Capital Drive. SASSImem- for both nights are $15, general ad­ port theirnew album. Return To Zero. Illegal Smile, Harpo's, 10 p.m. the Spring Mall Plaza has a male bers are admitted free, a $3 fee is mission for both nights is $8. For Central Park is located at 2401 W. ComedySportz, Kalt's, 7:30 and dancers review tonight starting at 8 assessed of the general public. For ticket information, call TK at 278- Wisconsin Ave. Tickets are $6.03 in 10 p.m., seats are $5 and $7. p.m. That'll help anyone's biology more information, please call 276- 8886 or Ron Cuzner's Mainstream advance, and $8 at the door. The Get Hip Records Recording art­ grade.... 5151. Jazz Cellar at 223-7545. For more show starts at 6 p.m. ists the Blow Pops will accompany information, please call 691-1385. The Spectaculars, classic rock and Presto Records recording artist Proceeds will be used to help bring blues, will stop off at Club Wasabe, Miranda Warning in christening LECTURES & jazz into the area schools. FINE ARTS 1901 S. 60th St., in West Allis. For Tweaker, a trio making their World Premiere Debut tonight at the Mad EVENTS Auditions: The Milwaukee Play­ Planet, 533 E. Center. ers and the High School of the Arts Jm tm are taking auditions for "Evolution," The Old Blues Boys, at the Opa! Bill of Rights: An original copy J^horecredt J4otel an original review of Broadway hits Ole! in the Ambassador Hotel, 2308 of the Bill of Rights will be on display created by Black composers. Thirty 1962 N. Prospect W. Wisconsin, 9:30 p.m., no cover! at the Mecca Arena from Nov. 7-10. singers, dancers and actors are needed. 278-8480 Naked Truth, Sherman's Celeb­ The document is touring the United Tryouts will be held on Monday, €sL 1924 rity Club, 9:30 p.m. States to celebrate its 200th Anniver­ Nov. 11 and Tuesday, Nov. 12 at 7 Steve Grimm, Starz, 8 pjn., $10. sary. Despite being sealed in a cli­ mate-controlled capsule, spectators p.m. at the Milwaukee High School FRIDAY NIGHT FISH FRY Channel Cats, Sweetwater, 9:30 of the Arts, 2300 W. Highland Blvd. p.m., $2. can still get within 2 feet from the Icelandic Cod... $6.95 No advance preparation is necessary, TA Verns packs the house tonight document that gave them the free­ Lake Perch $7.95 doms they enjoy today. Visitors can please enter through the main doors Combination.... $7.95 with five of Chicago's best acts. On leave a recorded message on video on Highland Boulevard. "Evolution" Fish Fries include coleslaw, the upper level, Rip and Haven take will run Feb. 6-9, 1992 at the Mil­ choice of potato & FREE glass the stage, performing right above tape saying what the Bill of Rights waukee High School of the Arts. of wine. Ginger Lynn, We Be Toys and Circus means to them. Hours for the display Circus on the lower level. Admission are Nov. 7-9,10 a.m. till 8 p.m., and Every Friday 10:30pm - 1:30am for the evening is a mere $4. Nov. 10, 10 a.m. till 4 p.m. Admis­ ONGOING... The Loons, a jangle-pop band, sion is free. The Sigmund Snopek III Show Thoma's Pub, 2111 W. 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'Right you are if you think you are' by Alex Nielsen play, your own resolution to the questions which arise. Mark Bucher portrayed the highly excitable and he stage is lit, revealing a drawing room simply entertaining charactor of Lt. Governor Agazzi. but elegantly furnished in red and gold. Props Easily drawn in by the host of rumors spreading Tare minimal, sound and lighting effects limited, throughout the town, Agazzi is motivated by a the actors close enough to touch. One can see their desire to maintain the appearance of things. expressions change and hear the slightest variations Bucher's portrayal keeps the audience laughing in their speech. As the plot proceeds the energy and provides comic relief from the rising tension. builds, tension mounts; a secondary drama emerges Thomas Schimmels plays Agazzi's brother-in-law, between actor and audience. It is this dynamic inter­ Lamberto Laudisi, the one character who is not action which sets the Boulevard Ensemble's pro­ drawn frantically into the game of discovering duction of "Right You Are If You Think You Are" reality. He maintains a sense of calm amongst the apart from a more typical theatrical experience. frenzy of his fellow characters. Schimmel's portrayal Revolving around a search for the truth, Pirandello's is incredibly convincing. He is the commentator, a comedy is philosophical, as well as psychological and kind of Rod Sterling character —- the aloof draws the audience inward to search for their own philosopher who is more aware of the "truth" than answers. The audience is seated on opposite sides anyone else. of the playing area, giving a person watching the The principal actors worked well together which performance the sensation of looking into a kind of is beneficial in any theater, but essential if a mirror across the stage. This mirror-effect coincides performance is to be effective in a theater the size of with the focus of the play and once again helps to the Boulevard. If there wasn't unity among them, give the audience a participatory role. the audience would not experience the rising ener­ At such close range the actors are pressured even gy and would not be so effectively pulled into the more to stay in character. The audience cannot es­ actions and emotions of the play. The performance T.V. Tumor (Marshall Weber) cape from the drama unfolding before them. There is well worth seeing, but you may leave more TV. Tumor is an intelligent and politically acute interac­ is a sense of being right there with the performers puzzled than you were to start. tive piece between a man and his TV. Appearing on and taking them with you when the play is over. "Right You Are If You Think You Are" runs Nov. 16 at 8 p.m. at the Walker's Point Center for the Leaving the theater, it's as if the performance still Thursday - Sunday evenings through Nov. 17. For Arts. Amission is $2 for students. lingers. You must provide your own answers to the ticket information call 672-6019.

If you write poetry, short Poetic essays by a UWM student stories, essays or have a great In math classes, I simply rub probably one of those wimp ra­ photo you want published, by Robert Kubiak II • few microwaves, as it slams into my logical faculties up against my dio waves that will end up trans­ the dashboard, burns through drop it off in the A & E box at eardrum and it all makes sense, mitting through some little girl's the wires and bursts through the the UWM Post or mail it to: The New Recruit like fumbling and tripping over braces! I dare you, dive at a car speakers, spitting out into the infin­ Jaci Gardell, A & E Editor, cobwebbed junk, until a voice — whattayou scared of, being ite emptiness of a '77 Caprice Clas­ UWM Post, P.O. Box 413, went to this army recruiter and calls out, 'oh, here it is, right by knocked out by fuzzy dice?" sic, just missing the rosary hanging Onion Box 88; Milwaukee, WI 53201. told him, my mind needs struc­ the door' and flicks on the light. F.M. dives at a car, taking out a from the rear-view mirror. ii Iture. It is occasionally helpful, but He smiled knowingly and replied overall I would like to get rid of in a fatherly tone, you need self- the squishiness in my head. Can I discipline. sign up? Chick Corea at Pabst No, let me explain — The army recruiter smiled know­ Band continue with the airtight jazz that won My brain sort of squishes around ingly, the only facial expression he in my head, swinging with moods, by Tony Frontier acclaim for albums like Inside Out and Light Years. seemed to know, as if he had the The Elektric Band consists of guitarist Frank taking shape with ideas — and very meaning of life sorted be­ none of them ever knock! azz keyboard master Chick Corea and his Gamble, saxophonist Eric Marienthal, bassist John neath his attack-parrot haircut Elektric Band will appear Friday, Nov. 8 at 8 Patitucci and drummer Dave Weckl; each of whom Ideas barge in like unpleasant "I don't think you're the army p.m. at the Pabst Theater as part of the has established himself as a legitimate solo artist relatives and I hear engines crank­ type." J University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Great Artist with a variety of albums to his credit. ing, friction between meshing Series. Critics have called the Elektric Band a "touring gears and steam rising, until I fi­ A.M. goes out under a bridge Currently on a worldwide tour celebrating the Julliard School of Music ... perhaps the only band in nally kick them out, 'Better get release of Beneath the Mask, his 50th album, Corea contemporary jazz where each member has a solo going, I'll retire soon, have to get A.M. goes out under a bridge has been critically acclaimed as one of the most album in record stores." up early' because it comes from directly innovative and prolific jazz artists of the past two One of the busiest keyboardists in the industry, Moods are like children stretch­ above, not like F.M. F.M. is sly, it decades. Corea spends his time composing, recording at his ing out my thinking for jump rope, slithers like a snake through the Since Corea's solo career began in 1966, he has LA studios, and touring the globe with his two drenching super ego in water bal­ grassy fields that surround us, won seven Grammy awards, over two dozen current ensembles; his Akoustic Band, a non­ loons and sparking creativity with weaving through the White Sox Composer and Jazz Artist of the Year awards, and electric trio whose 1989 debut recording won the cherry-bombs in mailboxes. game, ducking under nasally has performed with greats ranging from Herbie Grammy Award for best jazz album, and his Elektric Sometimes, my brain bunches newsmen, and avoiding college Hancock and the late Miles Davis, to Friedrich Band which marks its fifth album with the release of up on one side of my head and cuts football at all costs. Gulda. Beneath the Mask. off my hearing. I hate that, because F.M. is autonomous. F.M. is evil, Aside from jazz, Corea has exhibited his talents in Tickets for the concert are $22.00 and $18.00 it plops down — sluuurrpp — like it's all that loud rock'n'roll. F.M. has both the realm of classical music and rhythm and depending on seating. Tickets are available at the a little boy pulling his foot out of no self control, until... a mysterious blues, on both electric and acoustic based albums. UWM Fine Arts Box Office and the Pabst Theater or a mud puddle. voice teases, "Oh sure, you're On Beneath the Mask, Corea and the Elektric by phone at 229-4308. Profile: I Give It A Thumbs OUT! - Arsenio Hall The Most Amazing Realistic 3-D! Waldheim still young The Ultimate Erotic Experience! by Carolyn Paul probably for political reasons. Yet, it [industrial and LIVE Your Fantasies! interior design] is needed by the people of Milwau­ IN kee. The Department of Architecture would not & etirement to some means leaving the business pick it up. The program will come to UWM eventu­ world behind, seeking leisure activities and ally because the city needs it." Rtaking periodic naps. This is far from true for So, what keeps Waldheim young and still teaching? Jack Waldheim, an art teacher at the University of "It comes as a shock when you're not 29 Wisconsin-Milwaukee, who recently retired in July. anymore, when the face you see in the mirror is not Still teaching a class in design, Waldheim is doing as young," muses Walheim. "The magic in teaching most of the same activities he did prior to retire­ is that you stay the same age. The students are still ment. He remains an enthusiastic campaigner of young and I look the same to them." such things as dandelion preservation on campus and complete listings of faculty phone numbers. Waldheim's philosophy for design is keeping "You would be amazed at how many teachers things simple. Many of the projects he gives his have unlisted numbers in the student directory," students appear basic, but are very complex. In the said Waldheim. He has been speculating a few reasr past, he will give them one medium to work with, ons why that is, but mainly he feels it is wrong for such as glue or paper, and ask them to create "profs" not to list their phone numbers. something without adding another medium. "Faculty should make themselves available to the One student came up with a tree made only of students, other faculty and the media," said Waldheim. glue. One drop was added to the previous until she "It creates a better image for the campus." had created what looked like a tree after an ice On the subject of dandelion preservation, Waldheim storm. simply wishes the chancellor didn't have maintenance Another student made a paper gazebo out of a poison the ground with chemicals just to keep away single piece of paper. the golden dandelions. Waldheim is already thinking about what his next Aside from teaching in design, Waldheim has personal project will be. done work outside the university, designing offices. "I would like to write a book about body colors," He stresses a great need in Milwaukee for training said Waldheim. "The body gives different signals by in industrial and interior design. the colors we see on the outside. Doctors often read LIMITED ENGAGEMENT • N0W4tt0WING "For a while, design was the fastest growing prog­ DOWNER these colors and use the signals in their diagnosis. I I[2589 N. DOWNER » 964-2720 FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS AT MIDNIGHT ram at UWM," said Waldheim. "Then it was killed, would like to write a book about those colors." Thursday, November 7, 1991 The UWM Post Page 9

UWM rides for free

The new plan to alleviate parking problems on campus seems to be « a step in the right direction. The plan would provide the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's 25,000 full and part- time students with unlimited use of Milwaukee 4 Public Transit buses during the school year. * Along with the unlimited use of the transit system, the plan calls for the building of two new Park and Ride lots with freeway flyer service * directly to UWM. Increased bus service to accommodate the estimated -» 6,000 students who live 3-4 miles from campus which account for about 1000 cars, is also part of the plan. There would be six local, no transfer, direct to UWM bus routes.

• On the surface, this plan sounds foolproof. Free bus riding with more convenient routes that get to UWM quickly would attract a varie­ f « ty of students who are sick of looking for a place to park, are nervous about the wear and tear driving to school does to a car, are sick of moving their cars every hour to avoid getting a parking ticket and for * those who just do not want to drive in the ice and snow that winter brings. While these are benefits, there is the problem of who is going to pay for all this. As the bus service is now, if a student buys a weekly bus pass every week of school, he/she spends about $300 a year. With over 80 percent of UWM students being commuters, though not necessarily bus users, a good many students could take advantage of the free bus riding. It will cost each student $25 a semester to run this program. This means $25 from every student, which is basically a tuition hike. What would make this feesable is if students wouldn't have to pay this extra $25. The Student Government has been working to get state funds to pay for the program or at least to pay for a part of it. If some deal could be worked out and the program could be partially funded, it might be worth $12.50. The question that arises from all those who do not like to ride the bus or from those who walk is "Why should I have to pay anything for free bus service that I will not use?" Advantages like more parking and free bus service to anywhere, Perspective since the bus passes would not be limited to bus service to and from school, would be there for those who do not bus to school. Many still do not like the idea of paying for something they do not normally use, which is certainly a valid point. However, if it is conveni­ ent and free, or at least very cheap, they will probably start thinking SA's ability to reason about using it, thus decreasing the parking problem. She even went so far as to suggest that the The fact that everyone would be paying for the bus service could be by Kevin Machan personal integrity of one of our reporters is lacking conceived as almost forcing people to use the busses. Everyone would because of a relationship that reporter has with one have to pay for it whether they like busses or not. This may upset some don't care who you are or what you stand for, but who operates within the confines of our specious people, and this is an issue that students and SA must deal with. if you're not embarrassed by the conduct of an student government. Others feel that a program like this should have been implemented 1extremely small and unrepresentative group of If we follow Ms. Johnson's logic, then in order to years ago and with the growing number of students attending UWM, fellow students at last week's "Pro- American" rally, have integrity one must be a social isolate. by the time this program would get into full swing, parking will be a it is indeed a sad, sad day in my short life as a Uni­ Does this mean that Ms. Johnson's association problem again and more programs like this one will have to be created. versity student. with anybody in the Black Student Union compro­ Foresight is the concern of these individuals. Supposedly, one of the main things that sepa­ mises her integrity as a student leader within the rates human beings from the rest of the animal student government? And does this mean that Mr. Throughout all these differing points of view, it seems clear that $25 kingdom is our ability to reason and make decisions Vertz's personal relationship with a particular added to our tuition is too much. If state funding takes care of part of based on our intellect. When you disagree with female within student government compromises his the bill, it should seriously be considered as a way to take care of the someone else, you should base your disapproval on integrity? parking problem, as well as a way to reduce air pollution in the UWM those ideological grounds and express it as an While we're talking about integrity, let us examine area, which may be important with stricter Environmental Protection alternative view. Ms. Johnson's reasons for denying senatorialship to Agency regulations going into effect within the next few years. If the other person still disagrees, either rethink a couple of individuals. your argument and present it in a more effective In the aforementioned letter she states that she manner, or accept those differences with the was concerned that one of the individuals would understanding that not everybody is going to agree have "crippled [the SA Senate] because of his Letter to the Editor on everything all the time, and sometimes people distinction of political and student issues." will never agree. Yet later she states, "ASAP ran on a platform that But when you start throwing things and otherwise freely admitted that it was a political activist physically threatening that other individual, you organization." detract from and discredit your own point of view, Hmmmmmmmm. He'GOTCHA'this time no manner how reasonable or valid it may be. One of the issues she offers as justification for her Additionally, you have suggested to the rest of the vote is the assertion by one candidate of a need to To the editor: world that you do not have the intellect to present a address the Wisconsin Bell discontinuance of the reasonable argument, and now must resort to flat rate calling plan. She dismissed the issue as This evening I was approached by two people at the University of bullying to get your way. being of "little or no importance," even though she Wisconsin-Milwaukee who asked me whether I knew where the Cam­ Our wonderful SA executives have done nothing freely admits it "disproportionately affects students pus Police building was. to acknowledge this behavior as dangerous, and who often live with multiple roommates." After I'd given them directions, they put a bright orange "GOTCHA!"'' even seem to be endorsing it! I submit to you the She again contradicts herself when she later sticker on my knee. recent Channel 18 newscast where SA President states, "If an issue concerns any students, even just My first reaction was laughter and more that a bit of embarrassment Tim Vertz said, "Their behavior is understandable one of this campus, it is a student issue. Every issue, — this was a joke, right? because they are frustrated from having been therefore, is a student issue." Then I read the matching bright orange "GOTCHA!" pamphlet oppressed for so long." I see: What's good for the goose isn't good for the which the SAGE's [Social Action for Gender Equality] had handed me. I get it. So, if I'm frustrated with the idiocy and gander. And though all issues are student issues, It informed me that what I had just experienced was to help me "un­ irrelevancy of our student government, it would be some are not as important than others. derstand how rape affects the lives of all women." OK for me to go up to the third floor and beat the I ask you, which affects more-students more I've been living on the East Side for over four years. During this peri­ crap out of Mr. Vertz. He would accept this because often: a telephone bill, or pregnancy? od, I've been mugged three times. he would understand that I am frustrated, and this is I will not belittle the importance of the abortion On one occasion, I was ordered to remove my trousers so that I an acceptable way of dealing with frustration. issue in our society, but would like to suggest that couldn't follow my attackers. What the hell kind of logic is this? students are affected in greater number and with Was I scared? You betcha. Am I ever afraid of it happening again? In our already violent world do we really need more regularity by utility bills, and this would seem Ditto. people to be advocating more violence, especially to me to be a vastly more relevant, more immediate, I am not a woman and I've never been sexually assaulted, but that someone who is supposed to be representing and thus more important issue for students. doesn't mean it can't happen to me. 25,000 people? With respect to the SA Constitution itself, Ms. While I appreciate your concern, I don't think that I, for one, needed Tammy Johnson is a different story. In the same Johnson suggests that we don't quite understand your classroom lesson on fear. news story, she didn't even come close to saying the document and should ask its writers to interpret I know that "rape is not just a women's issue," thank you. that MAYBE what happened shouldn't have. And it for us. her recent letter to the Post is a typical politician's David Brannan lament that the press only reports the negatives of Please see SA page 10 4 November 1991 government

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Kenwood Blvd. Sports Editor—Paul Krueger Julie Effertz, Cathy Gerhard Mailing address: UWM Post, Union Box 88, P.O. Box 413, Milwaukee, WI 53201. Phone: (414) 229-4578. • Arts Editor—Jaci Gardell Heidi Jacobe, Michelle Hilmes T Page 10 The UWM Post Thursday, November 7, 1991 Who will interpret the SA Constitution? SA from page 9 condoning the use of violence on campus have failed assembling peacefully, and are Unfortunately, our student government because of "frustration." no longer protected by the Constitution. is not providing the leadership necessary And guess what? One of those writers is Look, whether you personally agreed or But we don't need to invoke the Consti­ to promote and facilitate combating the ig­ SA President Vertz. disagreed with the choice of speakers at tution here, because it is a simple matter of norance on which such violence is We were told that the constitution was the "rally" is irrelevant. Because of the ac­ respect. founded. If they would wake up to the re­ rewritten to make it more clear. We were tions of those extremely few students, the Respect, like trust, is earned. If you ality the year is now 1991, then maybe told this was necessary because of the de­ rest of us who went to listen and make our respect nobody, nobody will respect you. there would be some hope. velopment of our student government own decisions about the topics at hand How do those people who were throw­ since the original constitution was written. were denied that opportunity. ing things expect to gain any respect when However, I won't hold my breath wait­ ing for them to give up on their nostalgic Are we now being told that this is not the They have insulted our intelligence by they afford none to anybody else? case, and that Mr. Vertz can interpret what The tolerance of our SA executives of fantasy, and even expect more of the deciding that we are incapable of discern­ same kind of arrogance. he wrote as he chooses? ing the bovine from its excrement, making such intolerant behavior, and their own And what happens when Mr. Vertz and the other 24,500+ students on this cam­ practice of intolerance of alternative opin­ And considering the possible larger- the rest of the constitution writers leave pus look bad in the process. ion suggests to me that their wish is totali­ scale political aspirations of our current this campus? How are people supposed to tarianism on campus, with students bow­ SA executives, I fear for our country, and I But let's look at this from a little differ­ fear for democracy. determine what exactly the constitution ent angle: How do those protesters know ing to, and accepting of, their every whim Let's end this idiocy. Now. means if its writers need to be consulted whether or not they would agree with because the SA Constitution gives them constantly for interpretation? what was going to be said when they the power to do so, or so says Tim Vertz. If Ms. Johnson is correct in her assertion didn't even let the speakers get a chance Ladies and gentlemen, the Vertz Ad­ and we do need to consult with the consti­ to say their peace? ministration continues to insist on invok­ tution writers for its interpretation, then ing the 1960s as the basis by which we the general student population was lied to Obviously some people have either forgotten what they learned about the should measure ourselves in the context last spring. of present university life, and suggest vio­ In addition, since our SA President is U.S. Constitution, or they never learned it in the first place. What we're talking about lence is an acceptable form of student ac­ one of the writers deemed fit to make such tivism. The Post an interpretation, then I see a very clear here is called the First Amendment, in­ needs and apparent conflict of interest. cluding and especially freedoms of speech First of all, most — if not all — SA It has to be very tempting for Mr. Vertz and the right to assemble PEACEFULLY. executives were either very young or not photographers to see the potential abuses of his position. You want to protest? Fine. But remem­ even born during the '60s, so they have lit­ As he has done already, whenever ber that the same document that allows tle idea of what exactly was happening on something happens he doesn't like, he you to protest also allows the people you campuses during that time. 229-4570 finds ways to eliminate the opposition, are protesting to say their peace as well. Secondly, they keep forgetting that it is whether it be impeaching people, or sim­ Your freedom of speech is equal to that of the 1990s, and that such violence they ply hypocritically allowing the denial of anybody else; no more, and no less. find acceptable connotes intolerance. If senatorialship based on standards his po­ And you should also remember that you people would talk about the issues and re­ litical party fails to apply to itself. essentially revoke that right when you spect each other instead of resorting to Yet, even with these examples, the most start throwing things: You not only have terror tactics, then maybe we could make disturbing of all is Mr. Vertz practically stepped on others' freedom of speech, but some real headway on issues. JOSTENS ALL OVER BASKETBALL PRINT ALL SPORTSWEAR 35% OFF Nov. 7,8,9 Only Regularly 100% Cotton T-Shirt $ 17.50 50%/50% Crewneck $29.95

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:•:•:' Page 12 The UWM Post Thursday, November 7, 1991 1956: A YEAR TO REMEMBER It was a time of expensive cars...... and $20 class rings;

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Tomorrow juniors and seniors Women may order either the small will have another opportunity to oval ring or the cocktail ring, purchase class rings in the Union. which has been popular ih East­ (h 55r«8! ^ i rvfek w I A $5 deposit is required with each ern girls' schools. Any color stone * • ""•* ,5* ~ order. Prices for rings range from •pr may be purchased. Lavalieres for * --;,j $18 to under $25, according to the women are also available. r t WmW ^^mmUu^^^^^ * style. If rings are ordered early, they will be ready shortly after / W £\ V • a mid-semester. ORDER YOUR Men's rings come In two sizes. OFFICIAL UWM RING 1956 UWM POSt FROM 1956 DeSOtO Jos ten 9s

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Undoubtedly the . most colorful and interesting game of the l(ir>6 *^3?* JSP** SWttK <&&&&& & aft 4Sb tfrfttjtff r jtpft reason will take place this Satur­ IIP W^l»IJtJ%ltll33l day at Pearse field as the Cardi­ nals, winless thus far this season, take on their most bitter enemy in the conference, the Pointers from Stevens Point in the classical and annual Homecoming. Homecoming this year will have special significance from several angles. First -Milwaukee has not played a conference rival *,ir Homecoming since 1P51. Second — the Reds ha\e not won a Home coming gnme since 1950 Third — the Cards have a dismal nine- game losing streak and there will be no better time to reverse the streak than on Homecoming and against the rival Toint-rs who started the losing string la.st year. Conference Champs Fourth — The rivalry aj^ajnst Probable starting backfield against the Pointers in the Homeeomin Stevens Point is as old as both grudge battle include left to right: Jerry SUmer, t.eorge tlluil Krow i schools, each making special effort Tom Trier, a--id Tom Kubiak. This will be th> • last Homecoming gam to bent the other in any for Stanzer, Trier, and kubiak. T'le more convineinr. the better. 1956 Topps Baseball card And fifth-this is the first UWM-' Homecoming. 1956 UWM POSt UWM %octette*. Celebrating 35 years of service to the campus community.