4 • The Jessamine Journal • February 16 - 22, 2012 3:00 p.m. AMC “Commando” 6:30 p.m. SHOW “The King’s must evade the law as he pur- ›› (1985, Action) Arnold Speech” ›››‡ (2010, His- sues a killer. (3h00) Parks and Recreation Thursday Schwarzenegger. A war vet torical Drama) Colin Firth. movies battles an old foe to rescue his England’s monarch strives to 8:30 p.m. FAM “Willy Wonka 8:30 p.m. on WAVE, WLEX Comedian Louis C.K. (“Louie”) 2:00 p.m. SHOW “Diagnosis: kidnapped child. (2h00) overcome a nervous stammer. and the Chocolate Factory” ›› (2h00) ››› (1971, Fantasy) Gene guest stars in this new episode Death” (2009, Horror) 3:45 p.m. TMC “Sioux City” as Dave, Leslie’s (Amy Poehler) Jessica Grace Smith. An ex- ››‡ (1994, Drama) Lou Dia- 7:00 p.m. TMC “Emma” ››› Wilder. A famous confectioner old flame, who runs into her and perimental drug leads to super- mond Phillips. Violence marks (1996, Drama) Gwyneth Pal- offers a grand prize to five chil- Ben (Adam Scott) while they’re natural encounters. (1h30) a man’s return to a Nebraska trow. In the 1800s, a match- dren. (2h30) trying to get the police chief’s TMC “Dog Soldiers” ››› reservation. (1h45) maker’s machinations prove 9:30 p.m. BET “Baby Boy” ››› endorsement of her candidacy. disastrous. (2h00) (2002, Horror) Sean Pertwee. 4:45 p.m. HBO “Titanic” ›››› Andy (Chris Pratt) and the rest of (2001, Drama) Tyrese Gibson. Soldiers are besieged by were- (1997, Drama) Leonardo Di- 7:30 p.m. MAX “Harry Potter the staff try to create a campaign A man juggles womanizing with wolves in the Scots highlands. Caprio. A woman falls for an and the Deathly Hallows: Part fighting his mother’s boyfriend. theme song in “Dave Returns.” (1h45) artist aboard the ill-fated ship. 1” ››› (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Nick Offerman and Aziz Ansari (2h30) 2:30 p.m. FX “The Simpsons (3h15) Radcliffe. Harry sets out to de- also star. (HDTV) stroy the secrets to Voldemort’s Movie” ››› (2007, Comedy) 6:00 p.m. FAM “Holes” ››› 11:00 p.m. AMC “Mad Max Be- power. (2h30) Voices of Dan Castellaneta. (2003, Adventure) Sigourney yond Thunderdome” ››› Animated. Homer must save Weaver. A woman forces ju- 8:00 p.m. AMC “The Fugitive” (1985, Science Fiction) Mel the world from catastrophe. venile delinquents to dig at a ›››‡ (1993, Suspense) Har- Gibson. Wasteland drifter Mad Adam Scott (2h00) camp. (2h30) rison Ford. An innocent man Max must fight a giant. (2h30)

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T 5 PM 5:30 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 S1T S2 Wild Kratts (EI) The Electric BBC World Nightly Busi- PBS NewsHour (N) Antiques Roadshow “Pittsburgh” Doc Martin “Old Dogs” Gary Cooper: The Face of a Legislative BBC World 13 KET 46 Company (EI) News America ness Report (Part 1 of 3) Hero Update News 46 46 WAVE 3 News Wave 3 News Wave 3 News NBC Nightly WAVE 3 News WAVE 3 News 30 Rock (N) Parks and Rec- The Office “Tal- Up All Night Grimm WAVE 3 News Tonight Show WAVE 3 at 5 (N) at 5:30 (N) at 6 (N) News (N) at 7 (N) at 7:30 reation (N) lahassee” “Travel Day” at 11 (N) With Jay Leno WBKI The Jeremy The Insider (N) TMZ (N) Cheaters (N) The People’s Court (N) The Vampire Diaries “All My The Secret Circle “Return” (N) News on WBKI (:35) Inside It’s Always (:35) American 34 Kyle Show (N) Children” (N) Edition (N) Sunny Dad Swift Justice: Swift Justice: Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) Two and a Half The Big Bang American Idol “Performance Challenge” The judges continue to nar- Fox 56 10 O’Clock News (N) Two and a Half The Big Bang 4 WDKY 56 Jackie Glass Jackie Glass Men Theory row down the contestants. (N) Men Theory 56 56 Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy WDRB Local Two and a Half The Big Bang American Idol “Performance Challenge” The judges continue to nar- WDRB News at (:45) WDRB Two and a Half 30 Rock “The WDRB 41 Evening News Men Theory row down the contestants. (N) Ten (N) Sports Men Break-Up” WHAS WHAS-11 Live WHAS-11 Live WHAS-11 Live ABC World Entertainment Inside Edition Wipeout Facing Garry the Eski- Grey’s Anatomy “Have You Seen (:02) Private Practice “You Break WHAS11 News (:35) Nightline 11 at 5PM (N) at 5:30 PM (N) at 6PM (N) News Tonight (N) (N) mo and the Arctic Circle. (N) Me Lately?” (N) My Heart” (N) 11 at 11 (N) 27 Newsfirst at 27 Newsfirst at 27 Newsfirst at CBS Evening Wheel of For- Jeopardy! (N) The Big Bang (:31) Rob “The Person of Interest “Blue Code” The Mentalist “War of the Roses” 27 Newsfirst Late Show 2 WKYT 27 5:00pm (N) 5:30pm (N) 6:00pm (N) News/Pelley tune (N) Theory (N) Baby Bug” (N) (N) (N) (N) W/Letterman 27 27 LEX 18 News LEX 18 News LEX 18 News NBC Nightly LEX 18 NEWS Access Hol- 30 Rock (N) Parks and Rec- The Office “Tal- Up All Night Grimm LEX 18 News Tonight Show 8 WLEX 18 at 5 (N) at 5:30 (N) at 6 (N) News (N) Late Edition lywood (N) reation (N) lahassee” “Travel Day” at 11 (N) With Jay Leno 18 18 WLKY News at WLKY News at WLKY News at CBS Evening Wheel of For- Jeopardy! (N) The Big Bang (:31) Rob “The Person of Interest “Blue Code” The Mentalist “War of the Roses” WLKY News at Late Show WLKY 32 5:00PM (N) 5:30PM (N) 6:00PM (N) News/Pelley tune (N) Theory (N) Baby Bug” (N) (N) (N) 11:00PM (N) W/Letterman ABC 36 News Extra (N) ABC 36 News ABC World Entertainment The Insider (N) Wipeout Facing Garry the Eski- Grey’s Anatomy “Have You Seen (:02) Private Practice “You Break ABC 36 News (:35) Nightline 10 WTVQ 36 at Five at 6 News Tonight (N) mo and the Arctic Circle. (N) Me Lately?” (N) My Heart” (N) at 11 (N) 36 36 Ghost Whisperer “The Walk-In” Ghost Whisperer “Delia’s First Cold Case “Blackout” Cold Case “8:03 AM” Cold Case “Blood on the Tracks” Criminal Minds “Our Darkest Hour” Criminal Minds “Extreme Aggres- 11 WUPX 67 Ghost” sor” 67 CABLE CHANNELS 35 A&E The First 48 The First 48 The First 48 The First 48 “Waterworld” The First 48 The First 48 “Ultimate Price” The First 48 118 265 64 AMC CSI: Miami “Tipping Point” CSI: Miami “Head Case” CSI: Miami ›››‡ The Fugitive (’93, Sus) Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones. Mad Max-Thunderdome 130 254 47 ANPL Wild Wild River Monsters: Unhooked Finding Bigfoot: Further Gator Boys Snake Man of Appalachia (N) American Stuffers (N) Gator Boys 184 282 42 BET The Parkers The Parkers 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live (N) ›› Fat Albert (’04, Com) Kenan Thompson, Kyla Pratt. ››› Baby Boy (’01, Dra) Tyrese Gibson, Omar Gooding. 124 329 56 BRAVO The Ring Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives/OC Housewives Housewives/Atl. Real Housewives/Beverly Happens Housewives 129 237 26 CNN Situation Room John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront 200 202 23 DISN Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Jessie So Random! Phineas, Ferb Lemonade Mouth (’11, Mus) Bridgit Mendler, Adam Hicks. Jessie So Random! Phineas, Ferb 172 290 33 DSC MythBusters “Blind Driving” Cash Cab (N) Cash Cab (N) Secrets of the Secret Service Armored Car: Presidential U.S. Drug Wars First Week In U.S. Drug Wars 182 278 14 ESPN Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (L) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (L) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (L) SportsCenter (N) (L) 140 206 15 ESPN2 SportsNation (N) NFL32 (N) (L) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (L) College Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (L) College Basketball 144 209 37 FAM Gilmore Girls “Double Date” ››› Holes (’03, Adv) Sigourney Weaver, Jon Voight. ››› Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (’71, Fant) Gene Wilder. The 700 Club “Carey Lewis” 180 311 17 FXSP-O The Best of Pride Bearcats Runnin’-PAC Cavaliers Cavaliers Blue Jackets Bearcats College Basketball Arizona at Washington State. (N) (L) College Basketball 427 660 16 FXSP-S The Best of Pride The Game 365 ACC World Poker Tour: Season 9 World Poker Tour: Season 10 College Basketball Arizona at Washington State. (N) (L) College Basketball 420 644 21 FX How I Met Two/Half Men Two/Half Men ››‡ 2012 (’09, Act) John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor. A global cataclysm nearly wipes out humanity. Archer (N) Unsupervised Archer Unsupervised 136 248 65 HGTV Property Property Property Property Hunters Int’l House My First Place My First Place Selling LA (N) Selling NY House Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l 112 229 38 HIST Modern Marvels MonsterQuest Mudcats “Outlaw Country” Swamp People Swamp People (N) Mudcats “Hot Spots” (N) Cajun Pawn Cajun Pawn 120 269 24 LIFE Dance Moms Dance Moms Project Runway All Stars Project Runway All Stars Project Runway All Stars (N) 24 Hour Catwalk (N) Project Runway All Stars 108 252 20 NICK Kung Fu SpongeBob SpongeBob Victorious Victorious SpongeBob My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids George Lopez George Lopez ’70s Show ’70s Show Friends Friends 170 299 31 SPIKE Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail iMPACT Wrestling (N) Deadliest Warrior 168 241 39 SYFY Star Trek: Next Generation Star Trek: Next Generation ››‡ Star Trek: Insurrection (’98) Patrick Stewart. ›‡ Pandorum (’09, Sci-fi) Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster. Alien Apoc 122 244 62 TBN Praise the Lord Always Good Potter’s Touch Behind Joel Osteen Joseph Prince Hillsong TV Praise the Lord (L). 260 372 36 TBS Friends Friends King King Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) 139 247 22 TLC Cake Boss Kitchen Boss Toddlers & Tiaras David Blaine: Frozen in Time NY Ink “Movin’ On Up” NY Ink “Living the Dream” (N) Dynamo Magician Impossible NY Ink “Living the Dream” 183 280 18 TNT Law & Order “Executioner” Bones Bones NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Chicago Bulls. (N) (L) NBA Basketball: Clippers at Trail Blazers 138 245 41 USA Burn Notice “Last Stand” NCIS “Twisted Sister” NCIS “Smoked” NCIS “Driven” NCIS “Suspicion” NCIS “Sharif Returns” Burn Notice “Company Man” 105 242 PREMIUM CHANNELS (4:45) ›››› Titanic (’97, Dra) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet. A woman falls for an artist ››‡ Exporting Raymond (’10, Doc) On Freddie Game of Thrones “Cripples, Bas- Cathouse: Menage a Trois 401 HBO aboard the ill-fated ship. Roach tards and Broken Things” 300 501 (3:40) ›‡ Cop ››‡ Dinner for Schmucks (’10) Steve Carell, Paul Rudd. Comic ››› Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (’10) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert ››‡ Once Upon a Time in Mexico (’03, Act) Emmanuelle 456 MAX Out (’10) misadventures follow a man’s encounter with a buffoon. Grint. Harry sets out to destroy the secrets to Voldemort’s power. Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek. Through Time 310 515 The Con Artist (’10) Rossif Sutherland. An ex- ›››‡ The King’s Speech (’10) Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush. Heart of Stone (’09, Doc) An inner city school Shameless “Can I Have a Mother” Inside Com Beach Heat: 426 SHOW convict takes one last heist from a loan shark. England’s monarch strives to overcome a nervous stammer. principal tries to restore safety. (iTV) (iTV) (N) Miami (iTV) (N) 318 545 (3:45) ››‡ Chop Shop (’07, Dra) Alejandro Polanco, Isamar ››› Emma (’96, Dra) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeremy Northam. In the ››‡ The Lucky Ones (’08) Rachel McAdams, Tim Robbins. ›‡ Stolen (’09, Sus) Jon 470 TMC Sioux City Gonzales. 1800s, a matchmaker’s machinations prove disastrous. Three soldiers on leave take a road trip across America. Hamm, Josh Lucas. 327 554