Vol. 96 Issue 9 TheSt. Mary’s University Rattler Student Newspaper 03.25.09

Mayoral Forum Two candidates outline experiences, plans for city. Page 4

Battle of the Bands Four bands make the cut to compete in annual event. Page 14

Campus meets standards, yet Women’s Basketball Successful season ends after accessibility still a challenge loss in tournament. Page 6 Page 27 2 The Rattler News 03.25.09 Police Blotter

2/23/09 Graffiti reported at the Family Life Center. Physical Plant contacted for clean up.

Minor accident in Lot L.

2/24/08 Sick/injured person in the softball field. EMS was contacted for treatment and transported person for further medical treatment.

Violation of Student Handbook in Lot I. Referred to Judicial Affairs.

3/4/09 Harassment in Cremer Hall. Pending investigation.

3/6/09 Criminal tresspassing at the AACC. Suspect arrested, transported and booked into Magistrate’s Office. SGA hosted a barbecue on Friday, March 20 in appreciation of the ROTC program. SGA sponsored the event in order to reiterate their care and re- 3/11/09 spect for ROTC and the soldiers overseas. Along with the barbecue, SGA was able to gather supplies for care packages for soldiers in Iraq. Photo by Damaged property between Alkek Robin Johnson and UC. Physical Plant contacted for cleanup and repair. 3/17/09 Business clubs to feel the Traffic Violation at Ratler Dr. and News in Brief Students to share research Velasquez. County citation issued. spirit of competition at symposium

Two Violations of Student Handbook SGA welcomes student Thursday, April 2, 5:30 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. Friday, April 3, 4 p.m. - 6 p.m. in Lot D. Referred to Judicial Affairs. Bill Greehey School of Business Alumni Athletics and Convocation Center attendance at meeting Auxiliary Gym 3/19/09 Student Government Association (SGA) will The Bill Greehey School of Business is spon- Violation of Student Handbook in hold another meeting to discuss the current soring Clash of the Clubs, an event that in- Students will gather and present a variety Lot W. Referred to Judicial Affairs. results of the pilot recycling program on vites all business clubs to compete in a game of topics at the 10th Annual Undergraduate Thursday, March 26. show-type competition. Participants will an- Research Symposium and Creative Activities Burglary of motor vehicle in Lot D. swer relevant business questions and can win Exhibition. The event features students’ work Students are encouraged to attend such SGA a variety of prizes. in their fields of study. meetings so they will be able to voice their concerns or support for the programs that Pizza and refreshments will be offered. Admission is free and the event is open to the SGA sponsors. public. Index 2-6 News Man dies in nearby Customs finds $3 million in Commentary 7-11 Twenty states initiate Features 12-18 collision on Culebra commercial bus investigation of AIG

Entertainment 19-23 A man was killed and another was injured With the aid of a sniffing dog, customs officials Texas and 19 other states have launched an in- Sports 24-28 in a two-car head-on collision. On March 20, discovered bundles of U.S. dollars in a com- vestigation into AIG’s handing out of bonuses a Nissan Sentra traveling west on Culebra partment in a commercial bus. after receiving bailout money. The insurance drove into traffic, hitting another car heading company recently handed out $165 million Contact Us: east. The driver of the Sentra may face charges The 75 bundles were found in the bus’s make- dollars in bonuses to company officials. 210-436-3401 (office) of intoxicated manslaughter. The other driver shift compartment as it was leaving Laredo 210-431-3407 (fax) died at the scene. heading for Mexico last Friday. The states’ attorneys general have sent messag- [email protected] es to CEO Edward Liddy requesting informa- Names and details of the two drivers are be- tion on who were paid bonuses. The Connecti- ing withheld. cut attorney general issued Liddy a subpoena. Cover photo by Robin Johnson Cover design by Amanda Rodriguez Source: Mysanantonio.com Source: Mysanantonio.com Source: CNN.com 03.25.09 News The Rattler 3 National affairs conference focuses on policy By Ari Rivera their own policy, a highlight for News Editor many participants. On the last day of the confer- Three international rela- ence, the students’ policies were tions students were presented graded. Awards for Best Skit, Best with the opportunity to try and Policy and Best Overall were an- draft a foreign policy. One took nounced. Valladolid’s group’s the Best Overall award and an- policy, which outlined the reasons other met the son of a former why the United States should presidential candidate. interact with terrorists, won The St. Mary’s students were in- Best Overall. vited by Celine Jacquemin, Ph.D., “My favorite part was watch- the director of the Undergraduate ing all of the skits and work- International Relations Program, ing with people from across to participate in the 54th Student the nation to write a foreign Conference On National Affairs policy that we all agreed with,” (SCONA) for three days held at said Valladolid. Texas A&M. Junior international Kenner enjoyed hearing a lec- relations (IR) and speech commu- ture from Major General Doug- nications major Claudia Valladol- las Stone, who was sent to Abu Celine Jacquemin, Ph.D., Alice Meyer and Claudia Valladolid are pictured with Jack McCain, son of former presi- id, Junior IR and psychology major Ghraib prison in Iraq to work dential candidate John McCain, along with Therese Kenner. Courtesy of Claudia Valladolid Therese Kenner and freshman IR with the military to revise their major Alice Meyer were the three “He is the most down-to-earth and involvement among student military officials and other govern- policies after the prison received students who participated. person,” said Kenner. “When leaders across the nation.” ment organizations, worked to- public attention for accounts At the conference, they were we had lunch at a restaurant, The topic for this year’s SCO- gether to draft a two-page foreign of torture. put into different groups. Of the people would point and whisper NA was “U.S. Intervention in policy and received guidance on “This conference definitely 16 groups that were made, Ken- behind us.” Problematic Areas Around the their policy. guided me,” said Valladolid. “At- ner found herself next to Jack According to SCONA’s Web World.” Students participated All of the activities focused on tending conference is important McCain, son of Arizona senator site, the purpose of the conference in roundtable discussions, heard U.S. intervention issues, which in today’s world of near constant John McCain. “is to foster awareness, discussion lectures from former CIA agents, led to the students drafting connectivity.” Community women lead green movement in city By Christine Le of whom was Linda Hardberger, Mayor Phillip Managing Editor Hardberger’s wife.” In response to the green movement, In a city where only 9 to 13 percent of the Hardberger believes ‘being green’ should population recycles, the university has yet be systemic. again taken the initiative to address environ- “It should not just be trendy. Trends tend mental issues and the need to follow through to go away and I want this trend to stay,” she with green efforts, this time through this year’s said. “It should be a part of your being.” Women’s History Month (WHM). Fellow panelist Sherra Theisen, Ph.D., and Motivated by her passion for women’s is- her program uphold the same idea. sues, reference and instruction librarian at the As the cofounder and Chief Executive Of- Louis J. Blume Library, Diane Duesterhoeft, ficer of Texas Nature Project, a non-profit pro- worked in conjunction with political science gram for qualified Texas students who seek professor Sonia Garcia, Ph.D., in coordinating ways to live their lives meaningfully while this year’s events for WHM. making a positive contribution to the world, “This is the second year I’ve been coordina- Theisen is an advocate for educating others on tor for Women’s History Month, so I had an the importance of our ecosystem. interest in women’s issues for a long time,” “We need to sustain our energy, our patience said Duesterhoeft. and our love for each other and continue to The event held Thursday, March 19 in the educate ourselves on what we need to know,” University Center titled “What on Earth? advised Theisen. “When it comes to issues on Women Saving the Environment” was a panel the environment, the biggest thing we can do discussion of four women who discussed their is be aware.” work in their environmental organizations. In respect to WHM at St. Mary’s, that is the “We had at least two faculty members on exact purpose and goal for Duesterhoeft. the panel who, in addition to their academic “The events are for giving students some work, are very involved with environmental practical ideas about what they can do to issues,” said Duesterhoeft. “We also had two help sustain and improve the environment “[It is] our responsibility to help out and become involved in issues,“ said Patricia women who are from the community who also around them.” Martinez at the environmental presentation for Women’s History Month. Photo by spoke about their respective organizations, one Jaime Perez 4 The Rattler News 03.25.09 Candidates speak to the community about future By Ari Rivera and knows what it’s like to have News Editor a business in San Antonio. She focused on her own public policy Two mayoral candidates were experience and what made her dif- recently on campus to present their ferent from other candidates. platforms and answer questions “Public service is a sacrifice and for faculty, staff, students and the I believe I can make a difference,” surrounding community. said DeBerry-Mejia. “I am not us- San Antonio City Councilman ing this as a stepping stone for Julían Castro and Trish DeBerry- higher office.” Mejia appeared at the Sarita Kenne- Castro, who stated that this was dy East Law Library in the Alumni his second attempt at running for Room on Wednesday, March 4. mayor, followed DeBerry-Mejia. The Student Government Associa- His first attempt was the city’s tion (SGA) hosted the forum and last election in 2005 when he lost graduate international relations to the current mayor, Phil Hard- major, Jennifer Butler, moderated berger. He continued, letting at- the candidates. tendees know that his work in City SGA President James Escamia Council offered him experience began by welcoming all partici- in government. pants and informing the audi- “I have a very strong vision ence that the school’s recycling for our city’s future,” said Castro. pilot program still has meetings “It’s time for us not just to invest in and that students are welcomed projects, but to invest in people.” and encouraged to attend. Esca- After their own introductions, mia then read a letter explain- the candidates answered questions City Councilman Julían Castro looks on as Trish DeBerry-Mejia offers her plans for San Antonio at the Mayoral ing that candidate City Council- from the audience. Many ques- Candidate Forum. Photo by Robin Johnson. woman Diane Cibrian was in a tions such as plans for roads, ideas council meeting. for developing economic relations impersonate him on a float. Julían to be able to tamper down their when students can ask their future “As a result, she will not be with China and their takes on Castro denied the accusations. platforms for a collegiate setting.” government leaders how they plan in attendance this afternoon,” Hardberger were offered to both After time was completed, the President of the Phi Alpha Del- to change San Antonio and voice said Escamia. candidates. candidates had signs and pam- ta Pre-Law Fraternity (PAD) and their concerns,” she said. The forum began with DeBerry- One question for Castro was phlets available for attendees. The senior political science major San The Service Learning Center Mejia, who took the podium to em- about the 2005 incident at the candidates left their impression on Juanita Moncada thinks events along with PAD will sponsor the phasize that, though she has a lack river parade where he was ac- their moderator. like the forum are important City Council District 7 Candidate of political experience, she has ex- cused of having his identical twin “I think they both did a good for students. Forum in the AT&T Center on perience of being a business owner brother, State Rep. Joaquín Castro, job,” said Butler. “Candidates had “They are rare opportunities Monday, March 30. Forensic degrees made available to students in fall By Keily Rivero and arts-criminology. All will have a heavy em- have also been instrumental in making this pro- Degree benefits Senior Staff Writer phasis in developing laboratory research skills, gram a reality. with the criminology option also requiring the Students were the first ones to demonstrate After three years of planning, the university same core science classes. the interest and ask if forensics could be of- is ready to offer a forensic science degree. Stu- The new forensic science The program was designed with as many fered here. Many other degree programs were • dents will be able to declare, add or switch to degree will offer pre-med pre-requisites as possible in order to be com- researched until something of quality could be this major beginning in the fall of 2009. and criminology majors petitive for a masters program in the field and offered at St.. Mary’s. St. Mary’s University will be the only school more job opportunities. for medical school if the student decides to ex- “I’m excited and now I’m considering add- in the city of San Antonio that offers such a de- tend their education past undergraduate stud- ing it or switching to it,” said freshman crimi- gree. According to information from the Bureau ies. With this in mind, all the pre-requisites for nology and psychology major Alejandra Cue. of Labor Statistics, there are approximately The federal government’s medical school are part of the program. The Cue, who originally wanted a forensic sci- • 12,000 positions in the forensic science techni- DNA Initiative will provide degrees that will be available have been estab- ence degree, had to switch to another course of cian field. There is also an anticipated 21percent funding and training to lished in a great collaborative effort between study because it was unavailable. increase in demand over the next decade for develop the technological many departments. “It allows more opportunity for students those positions. advancements of forensic The advisor for the biology option will be to not be so limited,” Cue commented. “They “We are delighted to offer degrees in forensic science, thus increasing the Colleen Nolan, Ph.D., Michael Losiewicz, Ph.D., don’t have to transfer in order to get it and it science,” said Dean of the School of Humanities demand for the field. for the chemistry option and Armando Abney, makes the university more marketable.” and Social Sciences, Janet Dizinno, Ph.D. “I am Ph.D., for the criminology option. The deans According to Dean Dizinno, more informa- impressed with the rigor and collaborative na- from the School of Science and Engineering and tion on the new degree requirements should be Source: Office of Communications ture of these programs.” of Humanities and Social Sciences, Anthony posted before the end of March. The new program will offer bachelor degree Kaufmann, Ph.D., and Dizinno, respectively, Ari Rivera / The Rattler options for science-biology, science-chemistry 03.25.09 Advertisement The Rattler 5 6 The Rattler News 03.25.09 ACCESSING CAMPUS

The university is continuing its efforts to make classes more accessible for disabled students.

By Jaime Perez not require automatic door systems, DeLee Features Editor believes additional adjustments can, and should be made, but that time and patience Last semester, the university began a for these changes are needed. formal evaluation of the campus to deter- “I think we need to grow [as a depart- mine the accessibility for those who are ment],” said DeLee. “I need a reasonable physically handicapped. notice to put together a reasonable accom- Fredericka DeLee, appointed disability modation [for the disabled].” Accessibility on campus for the physically handicapped has been assesed to better improve coordinator in the fall semester, assessed As for the programs and classes available mobility for students, falculty and visitors. Photo by Robin Johnson the school’s accommodation to the physi- to students, all university programs should cally handicapped and admits that there are be accessible, even to those who are physi- “holes in the system.” However, she ulti- cally handicapped. However, according to mately concluded that campus accessibility Tam, if this isn’t the case, adjustments would is not as bad as she initially believed. be made to the program or the facility to “I am trying to work out the kinks,” said meet the needs of all. DeLee. “Signage was a problem for knowing “For example, the elevator in Garni re- where to go and how to get into the build- quires a key,” said Tam. “If a person is not ing. There is work to be done.” able to use a key, then the class is taught in a All new construction on campus must classroom that is more accessible.” meet the Texas Accessibility Standards ac- The new residence hall, which will be cording to the American with Disabilities available to incoming freshman in the fall, Act. According to Facilities Administrator will also help address the needs of the physi- William Tam, all buildings have been reno- cally handicapped. The residence halls are vated and brought into full compliance with currently able to house 22 students who may current standard. be disabled. According to Interim Dean of “For example, the Counselor Educa- Students James Villarreal, that number will tion and Family Life Center has accessible increase to 36 by next fall. parking and pathway,” said Tam. “We also “We are tying to respond to accessibility constructed a handicap-accessible restroom. and convenience. The [new residence hall] The new residence hall will have an eleva- will be closer to the school,” said Villarreal. tor and a number of handicap-accessible “There will be walkways and elevators. We living units.” are working with the parameters we have.” Though steps have been taken to accom- The cost of making improvements to the modate those with physical disabilities, as- rest of school does not have a dedicated set sociate theology professor Robert O’Conner, of money, according to Villarreal. The fund- Ph.D., believes more can still be done. He ing used to make these repairs in the school’s assisted DeLee with her evaluation of the “areas of concern” is drawn from what is campus by highlighting areas he thought left of the spending budget. However, Tam needed to be improved. assures that the needs of the physically dis- “In the Charles Francis building, the door abled are being met. has no electric opening,” said O’Conner. “In “We will continue to make improve- Reinbolt Hall, the placement of the automat- ments such as adding electric door openers. ic door button is poor for those with muscu- It is important to note that an electric opener lar dystrophy.” does not make a door accessible,” said Tam. Current Texas Accessibility Standards re- “We are updating door signage to include quire the school to maintain a standard door brail [and] in all new fire alarm systems, the frame width, door, threshold, force resistance strobes must notify the hearing impaired.” and space distance. While the standards do 03.25.09 Commentary The Rattler 7 Obama’s gaffe shows power of words Staff Editorial Olympics. Instead, he did what most of for the impact that we have around us. Mappa The Rattler us do, and object others just so we can The ability to communicate with use an offensive word as an adjective. words is one of the things that make us Mundi Oftentimes the power of words are Obama’s mistake is at the end just human, yet we rarely reflect on that. Un- Fifteen years later forgotten. We go day by day using words that: a mistake. He has apologized for it like parrots, we do not just repeat a col- BY ALFONSO DE LA TORRE like “retarded” lightly, to describe things and emphasized his esteem for the Spe- lection of phonemes that we have memo- that we think are stupid, as if it would cial Olympics. What is at stake here is rized. We are able to communicate the never hurt anyone. Recently, President not a man’s remarks, even if this man is ideas that inhabit our minds, give them Fifteen years ago, the shooting down of the Barack Obama made the same mistake. the president. This is just an example of scope and significance (depending on the Rwandan president’s airplane unleashed 100 While making an appearance on Jay what all of us have done at one point or tone) and finally transport them to- an days of massacre and widespread violence that in Leno’s Tonight Show, Obama was dis- another. We are careless about the power other person’s mind. such a short time span managed to kill between cussing his bowling score of 129, which of words and their impact on others. The creative power of this process, 800,000 and one million people. The reaction of he was unhappy with, and described it An old Marianist principle says that if which takes place when we talk to a the international community, or better put, their by saying “It was like the Special Olym- your words cannot achieve better conse- cashier or when the president gives a failure to react effectively, has since then formed pics or something.” quences than silence, then silence should speech, is amazingly great. Unfortunate- part of the most important moral failures of the Even though Obama did not specifi- be your choice. This obvious but never- ly, we seem to be used to use it in a de- entire human race. cally say the word “retarded,” he still did theless very important precept reminds structive manner and do not realize the But do not worry. Since then, we have spent not take into consideration that this could us that with our words just, like with our potential beauty and positive effects that our time wisely, fighting the ‘evil’ in the world: offend those who take part in the Special actions, we are called to be responsible words could create. homosexuality, taxes, oil from the Middle East and human rights organizations that have the nerve to say that Guantanamo is a place where human rights are being systematically violated and not a beach resort on the coast of Cuba. what they said Today, our failure to react can be found in the city of Goma, Democratic Republic of Congo, where ethnically motivated violence killed doz- Facing ens of people, or in Zimbabwe, a country that still “Markets should be free, suffers of political violence and a cholera outbreak that has claimed the lives of hundreds of people. not value-free. Whether it is out of indifference, carelessness, UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown our inner institutional limitations (which do exist) or genu- in his address to the joint session of Congress, referring to the need for ethical reform as a result ine conviction that the civil union of two men is of the financial crisis, March 4 . of greater danger than the killing of children in a challenges far African country whose name we cannot pro- nounce, just to use an example, the truth is that You can’t resolve AIDS the memory of Rwanda remains not as a testimo- with the distribution of ny of what the international community was, but of what it still is. The indifference that makes us condoms. On the contrary, focus on a financial crisis but forget the food crisis it increases the problem. that hurts the developing world is the same that kept us silent while Rwanda cried for help. And then we have Sudan. The Sudanese region Pope Benedict XVI stating the Catholic Church’s position with of Darfur has seen more than 40,000 people die respect to the use of condoms in his trip to and more than two million of its inhabitants dis- Cameroon, March 17. placed to neighboring Chad in the last five years. This month, the International Criminal Court has issued a warrant of arrest against president The United States wants Omar al-Bashir, the first one issued against a sit- the Islamic Republic of ting president. Prosecutor Luis Moreno-Ocampo Iran to take its rightful has succeeded in accusing Bashir, yet it is uncer- tain whether this will help stop the genocide. place in the community of In 1994, when the Rwandan genocide was at nations. its height, Time magazine reported a priest saying that “there are no devils left in hell: they are all in President Barack Obama in televised address to the people and leadership Rwanda.” Perhaps the devils are not really com- of Iran, signaling a radical change with respect to ing from hell, but from ourselves each time we fail the Bush-era policies, March 20. to act against the true evil in this world. ” Illustration by Jaymee Baxley 8 The Rattler Commentary 03.25.09

St. Mary’s & Campus Life The Rattler Editor-in-Chief Dinning services need to increase their availability over breaks Sarah Mills Not all stu- majority of students, but it does truly problematic. Works, opened in the mornings Managing Editor dents leave cam- affect a considerable number of It is true that the people run- and Subway opened in the after- Christine Le pus for Thanks- them. The problem is that food ser- ning the food services strive to at- noons throughout the entire break Layout/Design Manager giving or spring vices here on campus are closed for tend to students’ needs and have (including Saturdays and Sundays) Amanda Rodriguez break. Some of the most part during periods such been willing to address students’ might help alleviate the problem. News Editor them stay either as mid-semester breaks, Thanks- concerns. The most important ex- Despite efforts from both the Ari Rivera Alfonso because they giving or Easter. ample of this is the addition of sil- International Student Services and Commentary Editor Alfonso de la Torre de la Torre work somewhere True, the cafeteria was opened verware that started this semester the Office of Residence Life, which in town, are inter- for a few hours from Monday to in the cafeteria, a response to many have eased the situation for many Features Editor Jaime Perez national students, Friday over the last spring break, who are concerned about the car- students on this issue, the true so- cannot afford it or simply because but Subway remained closed the bon footprint of our campus. Yet, lution lies within our dining servic- Entertainment Editor Stephanie Sanders they want to get some rest. In ad- majority of the time. Also, nei- the concerns of all students, and es and making them fully available Sports Editor dition, some of them have little ther the cafeteria nor Subway not just the majority of them, need for students throughout the entire Chris Filoteo or even no money and rely solely were opened on Saturday. This to be addressed. semester, even if the number that Photo Editor on their meal plans to eat. This, of inevitably poses more than just Perhaps having the cafeteria stay for breaks is not a big one. Robin Johnson course, is not the situation of the discomfort to some students: it is and all its services, not just Grill Assistant Photo Editor Analicia Perez san antonio & the community faith & the Marianists Advertising Manager Kimberly Vela Assistant Ad Manager Katie O’Donnell Urban Plunge brings student Service to the community is best Writing Coach Kimberly Vela awareness of nearby poverty example of true leadership Faculty Adviser Brother Dennis Bautista, S.M., Ph.D. Through the likely to drop out of high school. History has country to lend a hand to those Urban Plunge We need to address these issues, taught us that less fortunate.

Standards retreat, students especially as a university that puts our community In the past year and a half that The Rattler upholds the Mission Statements were given the such emphasis on community and will ultimately I have been a student at our great of St. Mary’s University. The publication opportunity to service. During the 2009 World be remembered university, I have seen works of follows the Canons of Responsible Journalism, the Associated Press Stylebook go into the com- Day of Peace, Pope Benedict XVI for the example service that encourage the heart of and the Student Publication Policy. Keily munity and see delivered an important message Francesca of service that we the community to see the young The Rattler is a member of the Associate Rivero Garcia Collegiate Press, the Columbia Scholastic the issues that that the most effective way for the set for future gen- leaders arising in our St. Mary’s Press Association, the Society of Professional prevail in the San world to achieve peace is through erations. The Rev. family. Whether it is through a Journalists and the Texas Intercollegiate Press Association. Antonio area. fighting poverty. Martin Luther Greek organization or campus or- I had been aware that the area This retreat helped me open my King, Mahatma Gandhi and Moth- ganization, we have all in some Contact Us was in poverty and that it had eyes to the work that is being done er Teresa are perfect examples of way lent a hand to our neighbor in The Rattler St. Mary’s University One Camino Santa Maria Box 83 some big problems with drop-out in these communities. We were people who led their countries and an act of compassion. San Antonio, TX 78228 rates. However, I was not ready exposed to the work of the San communities by setting a higher Does this make us heroes? 210-436-3401 / 210-431-4307 (fax) [email protected] to see the magnitude of dearth in Antonio Metropolitan Ministries’ example of serving. Maybe not in the way that Mar- some of the neighborhoods we vis- homeless shelter, the resettlement Their actions changed the world tin Luther King or Gandhi were. ited. What was shocking to me was of refugees in San Antonio and the in ways that have brought human- However, we do become heroes Letters to the Editor Policy not that this level of need existed, challenges they face. We also saw ity closer together. As we examine for others by making a change in but that it existed here. The scenes the process of reintegrating prison- our own lives, is it possible to con- others’ lives for the better. As the The Rattler welcomes letters to the I saw were not unlike ones I have ers into society, the work of inner sider ourselves as changers such as motto of Continuing the Heritage editor. Letters should not exceed seen in my native Venezuela. city development and the activ- these great heroes? states, it is we who are continuing 500 words and must include writer’s name, classification, major and I’m sure this fact is news to a ism of the Holy Redeemer Church, As I walk around campus see- God’s handiwork. The virtues that telephone number. big number of San Antonio resi- which is a spiritual home for black ing my fellow students at work God has given us and the ways in Editors reserve the right to edit dents that, like me, have not driv- Catholics in Bexar County. with each another, I believe the which we put them to use by lend- submissions for length, grammar, en down to these areas. Yet, at the There are many opportunities to answer is yes. As we approached ing a helping hand makes us he- spelling and content. Letters may be delivered to Room same time this made even more help those in distress. We all need our mid-semester break, many stu- roes in our own right. 258 in the University Center, faxed to sense because of the sights before to believe that by working togeth- dents were in need of an escape to I encourage you, fellow stu- (210) 431-4307, mailed to The Rattler, my eyes. er we can make the change that is recuperate and relax their minds. dents, to continue living out your St. Mary’s University, One Camino According to research from the so desperately needed. In light of However, there were a number acts of service and realize how Santa Maria, Box 83, San Antonio, TX 78228, or e-mailed to rattlernews@ National Center for Children in these daunting realities, I cannot of students who chose a different much you mean to your commu- stmarytx.edu. Poverty, financial need can hinder help but have hope and keep in road. Instead, their recuperation nity. By our acts of compassion For more information, call the a child’s cognitive development mind the words of William James, came from attending the Service we our living out the Marian- newsroom at (210) 436-3401. and increase, social and emotional “I will act as if what I do makes Learning Center’s spring break ist charisma of: “Do whatever he problems, thus making them more a difference.” immersion trips throughout the tells you.” 03.25.09 Commentary The Rattler 9 Paying AIG’s bonuses is the least of our worries The fools in Congress is also getting in on Washington are the action, with some members at it again, and proposing a 100 percent tax on this time they are bonuses above $100,000 to any teaming up with firm receiving bailout funds. In a like-minded fools fit of righteous populism, Sena- from New York. tor Charles Schumer (D-NY) Max American Inter- said of those employees receiv- Sokoloff national Group ing the bonuses, “If you don’t re- (AIG), a recipient turn it on your own, we will do of federal bailout it for you.” You have got to love funds, recently announced bo- it when government officials use nuses totaling approximately $165 threats and intimidation against million to some employees. This private citizens. has triggered outrage from Presi- The fact that those employees dent Barack Obama, congressional were guaranteed the bonuses in Democrats, and New York Attor- their contracts probably doesn’t ney General Andrew Cuomo, just mean anything to members of Con- to name a few. gress. What do politicians know In a recent press conference, about binding contracts anyway? President Obama said, “It’s hard to I know that both the president understand how derivative trad- and Cuomo are lawyers. Another A protester is interviewed outside AIG’s headquarters in New York. The bonuses for the executives have been ers at AIG warranted any bonuses, thing that I know, unlike our elect- rejected by the public and political leaders. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons. much less $165 million in extra ed officials, is that you cannot just pay.” The president went on to say, break a contract for political expe- to spend millions in legal costs? In given back, evil corporations, so- tion, devaluing our currency, na- “…I’ve asked (Treasury) Secretary diency. I know that these geniuses the end, AIG would just be com- cial justice blah, blah, blah. But tionalizing privately owned firms, Geithner to use that leverage and are well aware of the legal rami- pelled to pay the bonuses and per- what good does it do you if you punishing our most successful citi- pursue every single legal avenue fications of a breach of contract, haps pay punitive damages. take your neighbor’s bonus away? zens, instituting a carbon tax that to block these bonuses…” Cuomo, so why would they be expressing I do not know when politi- Will those people screaming be will destroy our economy, releas- following the President’s lead, such outrage and disbelief? Would cians became experts on how to better off? Perhaps it will just make ing terrorists bent on our eradica- quickly issued subpoenas to AIG they rather have AIG refuse to pay run a business. them feel better about not getting tion and impairing the obligation CEO Edward Liddy in an effort to the bonuses, thereby triggering le- There are all of these people one themselves. of contracts, using taxpayer mon- get the names of those private citi- gal action on behalf of the employ- screaming that it’s wrong to pay But then again, when congress ey to pay executive bonuses is the zens receiving the bonuses. ees, in which case they would have the bonuses, that they should be is considering ex post facto taxa- least of our worries.

Fair Trade is opportunity for helping poor farmers Who made the tea you their hard labor and long hours. Two dol- people buy Fair Trade products, they give drank at lunch? What coun- lars is not enough to provide food for their the farmers who made them not only fair try did it come from? Did families, give them good health care and wages, but also the opportunity for a bet- the farmers who made it provide their children with the education ter education, better working conditions get paid fair? These ques- they deserve. and dignity. tions rarely cross our minds In order to help these people, consumers Purchasing Fair Trade products is just one Michelle when we drink tea, snack should start buying more of their products of the many ways Americans can do their Tello on our favorite chocolate from Fair Trade. Fair Trade is a system that part in improving other’s everyday lives. bars, or enjoy our daily cof- provides opportunities for farmers and their Knowing their purchases helps someone on fee. families to enrich their lives. Fair Trade the other end, customers can feel good and We take for granted the rising minimum products’ earnings go directly to the farm- satisfied about what they bought and the ef- wage, satisfactory working conditions, and ers and their families without a middle man, fect that will take place. especially our education. It is our duty as which gives farmers fair pay for their work To help out, start purchasing Fair Trade humans to help each other out, including and time. items today. In San Antonio, Fair Trade those in developing countries such as Gua- Fair Trade products are sold in the Fair Trade helps poor farmers in developing products are not sold in popular grocery countries attain better living conditions. temala and Nicaragua. These developing United States. Unfortunately, they are not stores like HEB or Wal-Mart, but are sold Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons. countries greatly appreciate what we have very popular because they are not widely at Whole Foods locations, one of which is done for them and continue to ask for our known among consumers. However, since the company grow. By spreading the word in the Alamo Quarry Market. There is also assistance to improve their everyday living. Max Havelar founded Fair Trade in 1988, about Fair Trade, sales should increase, giv- the alternative of ordering items online from Many farmers in developing countries the company has grown dramatically. Word ing more people in developing countries the www.lwr.org, www.transfairusa.org, www. earn only about two dollars per day for of mouth is one of the best ways to help opportunity to improve their lives. When globalexchange.org. 10 The Rattler Commentary 03.25.09 Global warming becomes top policy issue Some people accept it, and some deny it. Some people make us responsible for its possible consequences, while some mini- mize its effects. Still, despite its detractors, global warming is a current issue in several countries’ political and economic agendas Alvaro due to its important implications in our Zapatel world’s future. Certainly, the United States is one of the most questioned countries re- garding this issue, since it is known as the world’s main polluter. According to several studies, the United States produces almost a quarter of the world’s CO2 emissions, while having only less than 4.5% of the global population. Hence, after the Kyoto Protocol, which the Bush Administration declined to accept, the United States realized the importance to imple- ment “Green Policies” that may help to reduce pollution. This improvement would eventually diminish the harmful gas emissions and contribute to a better administration of the country’s economy. The United States’ Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) estimates that U.S. citizens use a total of 85 million tons of paper and cardboard per year. If we imagine the in- dustry’s impact in the environment through gas emissions President Obama has said that facing global warming and the associated environmental degradation will be one of the and the decreasing number of trees, we could say that the central isues to be addressed by his administration. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons United States is getting less and less prepared to confront an environmental problem like global warming. Those ideas sound beautiful, but we cannot expect the of our university’s decision to go green. We must make our The Barack Obama administration has promised to im- current administration to keep its word and make all these school’s effort valuable and make use of the devices it gives plement a bold new national goal on energy efficiency and promises true. We must be active citizens and constantly de- us to contribute to a better world. to create five million “green collar” jobs. That is, the Obama mand our representatives and senators to make our voices While asking for reusable plates, throwing our trash administration intends to provide alternative sources of en- heard. The global trend is going towards a greener behav- away, and recycling the paper we use for our classes and ergy to decrease the CO2 gas emissions. Meanwhile, since ior, and the United States – as the global leader – cannot be homework, we will make a difference. Global warming will these programs will need people to work on them, they will left behind. continue to be a threat, as long as we do not complain about create new jobs. Therefore, this will help the U.S. economy to Through repetition we create habits and we can contrib- it. We can help stop global warming through reducing, reus- counteract the crisis’ impact. ute to a greener country by our own means. I am very proud ing and recycling.

really matter since the candidate endorsed by the editorial that would compete with the Express News for readers. River City board of the San Antonio Express-News will most likely win While this doesn’t seem too likely, as the printed press the race as demonstrated by city history. This is an unfor- is a dying breed, competition would surely increase the Update tunate reflection of the publication’s frightening influence journalistic integrity of the Express News and give San An- The election monopoly on our city. tonio other voices to consider. In 1993, the Express-News’ rival, the Light collapsed, On the other hand, voting citizens can help themselves BY CHRIS CHILDREE leaving San Antonio as one of only three single-newspa- by not blindly following the newspaper’s or anybody else’s per cities in the top ten United States cities by population. rhetoric. They should research local issues using every Ever since, every mayoral candidate the publication has available tool to carefully examine their local government. The candidates for mayor sat attentively, carefully “recommended” for voters has won on Election Day. Typi- Granted, time may be a factor especially for workers, but listening to the question posed by an onlooker. I was in cally, council members and statutes the paper supports are time should be given to voters by their employers so they the audience, my eyes glued to the exchange between the passed as well. can make a careful choice on the items that have a direct viewers and two of the hopefuls for mayor of San Antonio This label as a single-newspaper city has opened the impact on their lives. during the recent Mayoral Forum held on campus. door for countless issues, including bought elections. While Voting citizens should attend events like the Mayoral I pondered in my mind whom would make a better multiple newspapers would keep each other in check, like Forum and seek out information first hand by demand- choice: Julian Castro, and his fresh outlook for the city, or the branches of government, one could easily be seized by ing answers from candidates and activists so that we the Trish DeBerry-Mejia and her innovative business-oriented an entity with money, laying their agenda on the area. people, not the monopolistic media, can shape direction ideas. As I approached a decision, I realized it wouldn’t A solution could come from the rise of a publication and bestow only the best upon our river city. 03.25.09 Commentary The Rattler 11

letters from the lip-side F of reason Gender roles reversed

BY CRISTINA GONZALEZ

It seems to me that in recent weeks the name “Chris Brown” has become the new flint striker for the bonfire that is domestic abuse. Everyone has something to say. Oprah warned that “if a man hits you once, he will hit you again.” Tyra Banks devoted an entire episode to domestic vi- olence in teen relationships, stating that “no man has a right to put his hands on a woman.” The more I listen and engage in the discus- sion of these issues, the more disappointed I am. To put it bluntly, why is everyone so surprised that reconciliation appears to be taking place? According to many, the reports denouncing human rights violations in the Guantanamo Detention Center are biased and put the Why is the public so eager to crucify the attacker American people in danger. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons and portray the victim as helpless and misguid- ed? Further, why is the public dialogue still only focused on domestic abuse where the man is the attacker and the woman is the victim? Closing Guantanamo is irresponsible In all honesty, it is the nature of the third ques- I remember the clear This is an irresponsible policy because publication later retracted the story when tion which disturbs me the most; roles reversed, September day when the we are still engaged in the war on ter- it was determined that sufficient evi- this tragedy would have only grabbed headlines skyline of our largest city rorism. The detainees still have critical dence did not support the claim. How- in the sleaziest of tabloid magazines. We shud- was forever changed. I information, which would go to waste if ever, the damage was already done: riots der with pictures allegedly featuring a battered understand that a simi- they were sent elsewhere. It’s the kind erupted throughout the Muslim world, Rihanna, but would we feel the same way if it lar event could easily be of information we need to finish the war, 17 people were killed in Afghanistan and were Chris Brown in her place? Chris repeated and I am sur- and that should be the point at which the hundreds were injured. The “reports” I dare to say that we would not, and therein Childree prised that it hasn’t. also increased the ire of terrorist Shehzad lays a terrible problem. By focusing all of the These days, some people “I don’t know how many Tanweer, who would later participate public attention on only male-on-female do- have forgotten and don’t more lives must be lost before in the London bombings that occurred mestic violence, we are only focusing on half of completely understand the measures that supposed ‘human rights’ on July 7, 2001. the issue. A February 2009 article from the BBC are taken to protect their lives and way of I don’t know how many more lives related that, over the past year, “6.4 percent of life. Some don’t even realize the effect of advocates and “journalists” must be lost before supposed “human men in England and Wales between the ages of their words as they repeat wild accusations who print their words see the rights” advocates and the “journalists” 20 and 24” claimed to be victims of some form they hear as fact despite the absence of destructiveness of their actions” who print their words see the destruc- of domestic abuse, comparing to the British gov- non-biased reports. tiveness of their actions. I understand ernment’s figure of only 5.4 percent of women Some “journalists” have decided they may believe they are uncovering in the same age range. Another article from the to use the alleged abuses at the Guan- detention center is closed. However, the inhumane practices, but if the evidence BBC followed one man’s harrowing account of tanamo Bay Detention Center as a talk- new administration has determined that for these “practices” is insufficient and how his wife beat him both physically and psy- ing point to criticize the actions of the the political reward of this new policy disputed, who are they helping with chologically. A fact box included with the article Bush Administration and develop a sort outweighs the previous argument. their words? related that one in six men will suffer abuse in a of complex “gotcha” story. They use re- One of the main reasons for this new I am not denying that any abuses oc- relationship. ports from supposed “human rights” plan is the alleviation of fears over the curred at the Guantanamo Bay Detention Why is nobody talking about this? Why do advocates as fact, ignoring reports that way we are perceived overseas. This is Center because I cannot see everything we still continue to cling to the idea that a wom- counter these accusations, including the a legitimate concern but stems only from that goes on there, nobody can. What an abusing a man is not the same or somehow 2009 Pentagon report which found that the belief of world leaders in the “re- I am saying is that there is not suffi- more justified? Women can be just as vicious as the detention center complies with the ports” echoed throughout the media. cient evidence to state that these alleged males, thinking otherwise is a frightening dis- Geneva Convention. Another good example of the impact abuses are fact and that reports also exist play of ignorance. If we want to further the dia- Despite this, the new administration of “reports” by “journalists” without con- countering these claims. logue on domestic abuse so that it helps those in has adopted a new policy stemming in- crete evidence occurred back in 2005. The But even if these claims are fact, danger, we need to let go of our misconceptions, directly from these stories of abuse by Newsweek publication printed a story that wouldn’t it better for the media to because nobody has a right to put their hands on “journalists,” announcing its support for stated the United States military flushed err on the side of the safety of the someone else--regardless of gender. the closure of the detention center. copies of the Quran down a toilet. The American people? 12 The Rattler Features 03.25.09

Rock climbing, which B e f o r e 1 is offered by appoint- 1 run- ment, works out the ning or back quads and fore- doing the arms. Performing a light elliptical ma- run before climbing will chine, make sure help guarantee that your you stretch out joints and muscles are properly your legs to per- warmed up. form with better efficiency. After you have made 2 it to the top, which can be achieved af- 2 P u s h ter a week of prac- your- tice, loosen your tense self so muscles by stretching. that you are a It will ensure that you little uncomfort- do not cramp up af- able. If you’re ter a challenging not breathing climbing session. hard, you’re not working out hard enough; you need to push yourself to get a good work out. Depending on your skill level, try push- 1 ing yourself at a reasonable rate. Make sure to bring a buddy to spot you.

Tips by Chris Rivas Tips by Samantha Hubbard Students spring in to fitness Students offer their advice about ways and be a better, fit person,” he said. To get his players in athletic shape, Ritch has the to get and maintain a healthy lifestyle. team in a fitness program that combines pilates, yoga By Jaime Perez and jogging. Even though not every student is able Features Editor to keep up with an athlete’s training schedule, senior electric engineering major Teadoso Lopez believes The days of winter jackets are gone along with the that it’s worth setting aside some time. rest of any bulky clothing. Swimsuit season is just a “I try to come to the gym twice a week. I try to run tanning-bed away and students are looking to shed a three times a week for about two and a half hours. few extra inches off their waistlines. It’s important [to work out] to prevent any diseases,” To be at your physical best, women’s soccer coach said Lopez. Brwyn Ritch says that attitude is the fist thing that Thinking fit and scheduling time is only half the needs. battle against the bulge. With the following workout Tips by Kristin Johnson “The college mentality is not one of fitness. It’s one tips from these students, you too can be a lean, mean, Photos by Analicia Perez and Robin Johnson of having fun. They need to better utilize their time fit Rattler machine. CULTURE CALENDAR

John Hernandez: Fifty Years of Print FRost/ Nixon Patti Lupone and The Pajama Game Zoe’s Room Masterpieces April 7– April 12 Mandy Patinkin March 20 – April 26 March 13–Aug. 2 Feb. 25– June 27 Majestic Theatre April 5 Russell Hill Rogers Theatre San Antonio Museum of Art McNay Art Museum Majestic Theatre The Tony Award-winning play, A flashy 50’s musical set in a pajama Local Artist and sculptor, John To mark the 50th anniversary of the which features famed director Finally appearing together again factory tells the story of two star- Hernandez, invites the public to McNay Museum, Friends Of McNay Michael Grandage and the acclaimed after their Tony award-winning crossed lovers: a factory manager see his new installation. Based on have assembled a renowned print screenplay by Peter Morgan, depicts performances in Evita, Patti LuPone and a union representative childhood memories, the exhibit collection including works by Pierre the real-life interview between David and Mandy Patinkin will team up for who intends on protecting her promises to be fun for all ages. Renoir and Pablo Picasso. Frost and Richard Nixon. a night of song and dance workers. 03.25.09 Features The Rattler 13 Event adds rhythm to Women’s History Month By Analicia Perez workshops in South Africa, West Assistant Photo Editor Africa, South America, the Carib- bean and Europe. Winding down after a long The coffeehouse was held in week late Thursday on March 19, celebration of Women’s History students and others enjoyed the Month and was sponsored by the smooth sounds emanating from University Programming Council. the Java City Amphitheater. Events will be held on-campus Students set down their books through March 30. A poetry read- and enjoyed a coffeehouse with ing featuring St. Mary’s faculty, the jazz group, Katchie Cartwright proffesor Cyra Dumitru and prof- and Friends. fesor Lisa Sellers and graduating Cartwright earned her Ph.D. in senior Leslie Plant as well as a field Ethnomusicology from The City trip to Santuario Sister Farm in University of New York, with a Boerne, Texas, are among the many specialization in improvisational ways students can join in. traditions. She is the recipient of This month celebrates the ac- Fulbright awards for residencies in complishments of women through- Greece and Lebanon and has per- out history and women admired formed and conducted numerous by the world today.

Top: Katchie Cartwright, Ph.D., sets the mood with a smooth, jazzy instrumental at the Java City Amphitheater. Right: A cellist performs on March 19 as part of a month-long celebration of women’s history. Photos by Analicia Perez

Monica Saldana Regis Velaso Laurice Yahar Theology, Philosphy, English Peanut Junior Senior Communications, Freshman Gallery “I think the suf- “I would say when frage movement Elizabeth Cady Stan- “The most im- In celebration of Women’s was absolutely ton wrote a decla- portant moment History Month, The Rattler instrumental for ration of women’s would be when wants to know: women today. rights that showed women got the It opened doors the intellectual ca- right to vote. Peo- What was the most for education, pacity of women. It ple take voting for significant moment e m p l o y m e n t was a direct satire granted and now it’s not just women for women’s rights? and social sta- of the Declaration of tus for women.” Independence.” voting, we’re run- ning for office.” 14 The Rattler 03.25.09 battle of the bands Four bands will compete in Battle of the Bands, hosted by Modern Day Redemption the University Programming Council (UPC), for a grand prize Modern Day Redemption is a band with a fresh new blend of music of headlining Oyster Bake. The event will take place March and formed in August 2008. The band consist of freshman English 31 from 5-11 p.m. on Outback Field. There will be a mystery communications major Karl Hayes, drummer; Northwest Vista sophomore business major Hunter Jackson, back up vocals and guitar; freshman band, free admission, free food, $1 beer and prizes. business major Ethan Medola, bass; and UTSA freshman sociology major Jeff Hayroth, lead vocals and guitar. They have at least 3 shows a month, which are usually at Rock Bottom or the White Rabbit. The band is currently recording at Arlyn Studios, where Willie Nelson and Sublime have recorded, in Austin.

How did you form Modern Day Redemption? Hunter: Jeff and I were in a band that broke off when everyone went to college. Ethan: Karl happened to be coming to school here and they needed a bass player and I played bass and it eventually fell into place.

How would you describe your music? Karl: Punk, Reggae, Ska Church Militant What other bands are you influenced by? Church Militant is fueled by junior theology major Sean Stilson, vocals; junior Hunter: Bedouin Soundclash, Operation Ivy, Leftover Crack philosophy major Miguel Fuentes, guitar; senior math major Ryan McShane, bass; and junior math major Mark Tovar, drums. This new band plays soulful Has anything crazy happened at any of your shows? music that is intense with thought-provoking lyrics. Jeff: We saw a drive-by shooting at our last show. Hunters: There are usually lots of men. Why do Battle of the Bands? Ethan: Drunks and alcoholics. Ryan: “We are a Christian rock band naturally seeking more publicity, and what better place to play than your home venue?” Why did you name your band Modern Day Redemption? Hunter: It’s the name of one of our songs and we thought it represented How would you classify your music? it off. Miguel: “We are modern rock. It’s a broad category, but we are definitely Karl: It’s a good anthem. harder than soft.” Jeff: We’re something different in our own era. Ethan: It’s a more positive message, a lot of bands that play our kind of Why did you name your band Church Militant? music are atheists, and we’re not. Sean: “Our name comes from everyone in the church stilling living and Jeff: We’re not a Christian band but we have our own faith. fighting the good fight. That is what we are doing through our music.”

What other plans do you have for this year? What is your band philosophy/open motto? Karl: We want to get signed this year. Ryan: “We have a split philosophy which includes that God is good and Jeff: We’re going to do a kind of do it yourself tour through Texas with practice; it is not yet unified.” another band called the “Hostile Hippies.” What is the next step after Battle of the Bands? Ryan: “We are in search of venues and in the meantime will practice. We are hoping for new original songs.” 03.25.09 The Rattler 15

You’re Done For You’re Done For is a pop punk band with a hip attitude looking to get their name out there. Members are senior education major Greg Hermann, lead vocals and guitar; sophomore music major John Sifuentes, bass; Adan Collocinni, drums; Vincent Gonzalez, keyboard; and Bryan Gonzalez, guitar. They are releasing an EP through iTunes titled “Shhh…Everybody’s Listening” next month and played at last year’s Battle of the Bands. The band has been together for three years and often plays at Rock Bottom, the White Rabbit or Atomix.

How would you describe your music? Accidental Change Greg: “Fun and catchy.” Adan: “Positive all the way.” Accidental Change relives its formation at the 2009 Battle of the Bands. The Bryan: “Happiness.” band is a socket of electrifying energy, and the elements fusing that power are Vincent: “Our music is motivating.” senior music major Chris Saucedo, vocals and keyboard; senior criminology Scott San Miguel, guitar; senior music major Joey Fowler, bass; and freshman biology Church Militant What bands are you influenced by? major Neanne Misuela, drums. Greg: “Blink-182” Church Militant is fueled by junior theology major Sean Stilson, vocals; junior Bryan: “New Found Glory” How did you form Accidental Change? philosophy major Miguel Fuentes, guitar; senior math major Ryan McShane, Chris: “The way our band came together is a pretty funny story. We played bass; and junior math major Mark Tovar, drums. This new band plays soulful How long have you been a band? Battle of the Bands last year because Allison Van De Hey needed a band music that is intense with thought-provoking lyrics. Bryan: “Me and Vince came together in Feb. 2007 and Greg met us on to stand-in for about 20 minutes. We are all members of Rattler Band and MySpace. He was searching for love and found a band. John came in during grabbed our instruments to help out. The formation was accidental.” Why do Battle of the Bands? August.” Ryan: “We are a Christian rock band naturally seeking more publicity, and John: “I remember the day, man! “ Why do Battle of the Bands? what better place to play than your home venue?” Scott: “We love to play, and after playing it last year and sticking together, we What do you have in plans for the band? decided to go for a second year!” How would you classify your music? Bryan: “On April 11 we are going to be part of Rock Under the Bridge where Miguel: “We are modern rock. It’s a broad category, but we are definitely we’re going to play for the homeless.” How would you classify your music? harder than soft.” Chris: “We don’t discriminate music. Ours ranges from pop/rock to reggae. What’s the craziest thing that has ever happened while performing? We started off doing covers, but if we advance, we will definitely have more Why did you name your band Church Militant? Vincent: “I’ve dropped my keyboard and I’ve hit my head on the keyboard original songs.” Sean: “Our name comes from everyone in the church stilling living and before.” fighting the good fight. That is what we are doing through our music.” Bryan: “Adan takes off his shirt a lot.” Why did you name your band Accidental Change? Joey: “We got together by accident. We are changing lives one chord at a What is your band philosophy/open motto? time.” Ryan: “We have a split philosophy which includes that God is good and practice; it is not yet unified.” What is your band’s philosophy/open motto? Scott: “Our philosophy is to change lives.” What is the next step after Battle of the Bands? Ryan: “We are in search of venues and in the meantime will practice. We are What is the next step after Battle of the Bands? hoping for new original songs.” Scott: “Look out for performance during Alpha Phi Omega Aids Awareness Week.” Chris: “We will continue to grace people with our rock.” Joey: “We are looking for more recognition.”

Compiled by Sarah Mills and Stephanie Sanders Photos by Robin Johnson and Analicia Perez Illustration by Amanda Rodriguez 16 The Rattler Features 03.25.09

The lighter REACHING side of...

I feel...cathardic ☹ OUT TO updated yestersday

BY JAIME PEREZ

When I was a freshman The Big in high school, I heard of a Web site that was sweep- ing the school. Not one to succumb to trends, I largely ignored this rising fad. As Apple Photo by Denise Hernandez every conversation was be- ing populated by this one Student shares her experience and highlights while Tuesday, March 10 subject, I decided to swallow We were divided into groups where some of us went off to paint and oth- my ego—which is a mouth- helping New York neighborhood on immersion trip. ers did tasks like cleaning and dusting offices and rest rooms. At the end ful, let me tell ya’. of the day our hard work was greatly appreciated by each staff member. Several clicks of the By Denise Hernandez mouse later, I was a MySpace Staff Writer Wednesday, March 11 junkie. Every semester the Service Learning Center offers immersion trips for All of us took the subway into Manhattan to meet with Sister Ana Yes, MySpace has con- students who are interested in volunteering outside of the San Antonio Madeluco. It was only four years before that she met Eugene Gadsen, also sumed my life. Like a bad region. These trips are service experiences that allow students to get in- known as “The King of Cans.” Together, the two decided to create the Yes lover, MySpace has ensnared volved in different communities to become more aware of the social is- We Can Redemption Center. They spoke about environmental and social me with its many attractive sues that affect the people living there. justice as we helped them make signs for their newly-purchased lot to features (commenting, mes- The following are my memories from the immersion trip in New York promote the importance of recycling. saging, posting pictures) and during spring break. abused me with the drama Thursday, March 12 it has caused and the time it Saturday, March 7 We met Brother Steve, the main representative for the United Nations has taken away. We arrived in New York and met with Nhan Nguyen, a Marianist as- for Marianist International, a non-governmental organization mainly fo- But I, and millions of oth- pirant, who took us to St. John’s Residence for Boys where we would be cused on international issues involving children and youth. He gave us a er users, cannot do it alone. living. We were then introduced to Brother Tom, the Executive Director tour of the United Nations and we were able to attend an assembly about To overcome my addiction of St. John’s, who spoke to us about their mission to help the boys who gender equality in health care. I have created the Six Steps are abused, neglected or in need of a place to stay. of MySpace Addicts Anony- While there is some commitment and sacrifice in participating in any mous, in the hopes of saving Monday, March 9 of the immersion trips sponsored by the school, the experience one gains another victim. Everyone went over to St. John’s school bright and early to help out is worth every moment. There is nothing like stepping out of your com- Step 1: Admit that we staff with some much needed assistance. Some students organized clos- fort zone and becoming involved. An experience like this was an emo- have a problem. ets and supply rooms, others mopped and swept different areas in the tionally and spiritually fulfilling time in my life that I feel others should Step 2: Admit that MyS- school and some cleaned out the kitchen and bathrooms. take advantage of while exploring the opportunities on campus. pace is not longer cool once our 13-year-old niece and 50-year-old mother have one. Step 3: Understand that Enjoy drenching taking a picture of your re- flection is redundant. papers with red Step 4: Realize that your MySpace account is, in fact, ink corrections? manic-depressive if its mood is constantly changing. Step 5: Unless you forget Apply to be our what you look like, remem- ber it is unnecessary to “tag” copy editor today! your own face in your own picture. Stop by UC 258 Step 6: Recognize that frowning faces do not indi- or call 436-3401 cate sadness. Good luck overcoming for more info. your addiction. 03.25.09 Features The Rattler 17 Aids Awareness Week to educate student body By Katie O’Donnell community because “it’s cru- to also do it in a way that was con- prevention. Romo hopes that this Assistant Ad Manager cial that the community should sistent with the mission and iden- week will bring issues that are WEEK’S EVENTS be aware of these preventable tity of the campus. The goal was to often skirted into the forefront of From March 23–28, Alpha Phi measures.” make it as big of an event as possible campus conversation. 3/23 Red Ribbon Giveaway Omega and Sigma Phi Epsilon will to ensure a campus-wide impact. “So many times we go through 10 a.m.–3 p.m. team up in conjunction with Uni- “We can always make Wayne E. Romo, Director of Uni- life being unaware of realities that UC Atrium versity Ministry and the San Anto- better decisions about versity Ministry, hopes this week are difficult or challenging for peo- 3/24 Information nio AIDS Foundation to host AIDS what we do with our lives will provoke students to be mind- ple to deal with unless it is some- Pamphlets Giveaway 10 a.m. 3 p.m. Awareness Week. when we are educated.” ful in their actions. thing we are facing ourselves,” – The university will be host- “There is a reality that is part said Romo. “We can always make UC Atrium ing a multitude of campus-wide - Wayne E. Romo of our life and part of their lives better decisions about what we 3/25 Open Mic Night events as they kick off the week on that requires them to be prudent do with our lives when we are 5–7 p.m. Director of University Ministry Cafe Stage Monday, March 23 with a red rib- and mature in making decisions educated.” Speakers from SA bon distribution at 10 a.m. in the in terms of how they engage and In an effort to include all stu- 3/26 AIDS Foundation UC and will wrap things up Fri- Astudillo, a member of Sigma interact with one another,” said dents on campus, a week-long 6:30 p.m. day, March 27 with an all-campus Phi Epsilon and Alpha Phi Omega Romo. raffle will be held with prizes, in- Java City Quad prayer. feels that the collaborative efforts The overall theme of AIDS cluding a red iPod nano and a red Amphitheater Organizers have worked for of Interim Dean of Students James Awareness Prevention week iPod shuffle. All proceeds from the 3/27 Prayer, Balloon Give- a month to raise the awareness Villareal and University Ministry is to inform and teach others raffle will be donated to the San away, prize ticket of AIDS prevention. Junior inter- are what helped make this week to be responsible members of Antonio Aids Foundation and the drawing national relations major Vincent possible. the community. Youth AIDS Foundation in an ef- 11–11:30 a.m. Astudillo feels there is a need for The university not only wanted Education and open dia- fort to promote a continued aware- The Quad this program in the St. Mary’s to promote this event, but wanted logue are pivotal in the success of ness of AIDS prevention. Jaime Perez / The Rattler

Being that you are a philosophy professor, what impor- What do you believe to be the greatest obstacle to over- Outside the classroom tant fallacies or truths have you discovered when teaching come when practicing a “green” lifestyle? A spotlight on faculty or talking to your class? “Recycling should be done. That is the simplest, easiest so- “When we try to broach these discussions [about morals and lution and every person has a responsibility to take it very Sherra N. Theisen, ethics], students don’t understand that the choices they were seriously. People aren’t intrinsically evil or are toxic to the making in their own lives had everything to do with the peo- environment, but we are busy and a lot of people think it is Ph.D. ple around them and the planet. We have an obligation to do inconvenient. There are a lot of ways we excuse ourselves and good for others and ourselves.” this is my philosophy about the human condition: we are born knowing absolutely nothing. Education is something that cannot be done. There will never be a point when humans are You co-founded the Texas Nature Project (TNP), which done with education. “ gathers students to live together to reflect about self, others, nature and the divine. What do you think your stu- dents learned from this experience? Do you see any relationship with the “green” movement “At first they were the most intimidated. They didn’t want to and the suffrage movement? get their hands dirty. After the full year of doing it on a regu- “We have a tendency, during Women’s History Month, to get lar basis, learning about native Texas wildlife, and overnight into gender issues, but I agree that it is cultural. We lived in trips in east Texas and seeing the stars, those students found 6,000 years of patriarchy that has done things on race lines themselves understanding the complimentary of the other, and gender line. But we are human and we are all striving to respecting themselves and seeing nature for the first time, in- do the best that we can [even though] we don’t always know stead as something frightening, but as something beautiful. In what that is.” that, their faith grew stronger. They found God. “

Working with young people in your organization and Where do you see yourself headed with TNP? classroom, have you learned something about the way “We are trying to grow, but it’s a struggle. With economic is- students operate? sues the way they are, I found that I’m really bad at asking for “I always learn from my students. I had to come to understand money. We are a non-profit organization. We have been going that students are working really hard and do everything that for three years. I accept no salary and no one associated with is asked of them. When they say these startling things to me TNP accepts any salary, but we can’t all live that way. However, like ‘I didn’t know that the trees were alive.’ What I’m learning the work is extremely rewarding, so I can’t see that we’re going is that we have to be generous, we cant keep making assump- to stop anytime to soon. There are so many good programs tion about what are students know.” that people can support. “

Photo by Jaime Perez Compiled byJaime Perez 18 The Rattler Advertisement 03.25.09 03.25.09 Entertainment The Rattler 19 Book club connects literature with discussion By Kimberly Vela It’s the book that counts, not necessarily the [author’s Advertising Manager gender],” said Wolff. The book club meets on Wednesdays once a month until April to engage in discussion. The group agrees Lively conversation immediately ensued around to read one book per month. the conference table in Room 007 of Charles Francis. In the summers, meetings occur almost every In conjunction with Women’s History Month, mem- three weeks. bers of the university book club discussed the novel According to junior English and history major “Nightwood” by Djuna Barnes on March 16. Amanda Mendiola, students may currently hesitate “It is important to acknowledge women’s contri- to join the club for a fear that outside reading would bution in literature because during so much of history be viewed as extra work. people have been reading [only] male authors,” said Whether or not this is the case, Mendio- club member Necia Wolff, Business Librarian of the la said that students have no reason to fear the Louis J. Blume Library. monthly discussions. According to the members present at the March meeting, the voice of women is one that has been his- “Book club has done a good job of includ- torically unheard. Club members chose to read “Nightwood” in par- ing a diversity of voices. We’ve read authors ticular because of its significance to women at the from different places in the world and from time. Set in Paris in the 1920s, this poetically-written different time frames.” novel reveals a unique perspective on women, sexual relationships and mental health. - Necia Wolff The university book club has been active for about four years, according to creator and English professor Business Librarian of the Louis J. Blume Library Kathleen Maloney, Ph.D. With over 50 books read so far, the club prides itself for never having repeated a book and rarely repeating “It’s a discussion on the book. If you haven’t read an author. the whole book, people will fill you in and you can “We try to make sure they aren’t books you would talk about what you have read,” she said. “Don’t feel ordinarily read in class,” said Maloney. afraid of saying something stupid; nobody’s trying to According to Maloney, the book club attempts show off. [The club provides] a good way to talk about to engage a variety of different kinds of pieces from books without fear of being graded or evaluated.” varying authors. At times, the club may pair up with The next meeting will be on April 15 at 3:30 p.m. a student organization and theme its novel choice, in Charles Francis 007 to discuss the book “Fahr- such as reading a female-authored piece for Women’s enheit 451” by Ray Bradbury for the national Big History Month. Read campaign. According to those at the meeting, the club Books are chosen based on suggestions by club members seem to have a diverse set of novels members. Students can join the club by emailing almost subconsciously. Kathleen Maloney at [email protected] “Book club has done a good job of including a di- versity of voices. We’ve read authors from different Creator of the book club, Kathleen Maloney, Ph.D, invites students to par- places in the world and from different time frames. ticipate and discuss alongside other book worms. Photo by Melody Mejia entertain yourself

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THE HAUNTING IN IT’S A BLITZ! THE FOX SAN ANTONIO THE BAMBOOZLE CONNECTICUT Yeah Yeah Yeahs St. Mary’s University HIGHLAND GAMES ROADSHOW Virginia Madsen, Kyle MARCH 31 Drama Department AND CELTIC We the Kings, For- Gallner, Martin MARCH 26, 7:30 p.m. FESTIVAL ever the Sickest Donovan, Elias Koteas A new album in stores calls for Reinbolt Hall Theatre San Antonio Highland Kids, The Cab MARCH 27 more shelf space as the New York Games Association APRIL 8, 7 p.m. Directed by Bernadette Hamil- City-based trio releases record APRIL 4-5, 9 a.m. White Rabbit Adapted from a terrifying true number three. Interscope Re- ton-Brady, this Allan Miller play relives the stage for nine days Helotes Fair Grounds story of supernatural encounters cords pulled the drop date soon- Before fleeing to the UK in late and reintroduces the tale of a and disturbing images, the film er due to an online leak, which A tenth annual celebration of mu- May, We the Kings hits up as mysterious, young stranger’s im- exposes a family’s discovery of happened just two years prior to sic, vendors, dancing, bagpipes & many cities as possible in the pact on a woman-run farm. their house’s true inhabitants. a home-recorded album. everything Scottish. month of April. 20 The Rattler Entertainment 03.25.09

The concert band performed classical hits like “Frolic of the Keys” and “Festical Prelude” on March 19 in the Treadaway Recital Hall. Photo by Robin Johnson Funding necessary for concert band continuation By Angela Santana “We were going to hit six high schools,” we should get that $20 back, or we should the fine arts class requirement to attend and Senior Staff Writer said the committee’s vice president Adam do something with it,” said Bolgren. write reports on concerts. Casiano, senior music education major. “Of He said that while the committee was Casiano said he felt that many of the The cancellation of this year’s concert those six, I believe five were Catholic or discussing holding a banquet for the music band’s audience members are fine arts stu- band and jazz orchestra tour has several charter schools.” department, he wanted the majority of the dents who do not return to concerts after members of the university community dis- This spring semester, the committee asked money raised during the year to be used to- they complete their course. appointed and frustrated. for appropriations from the Student Gov- ward next year’s tour. “People used to go to concerts because According to John Rankin, associate pro- ernment Association, but was not awarded “We’re concentrating on a big fundrais- they liked to listen to them, and now people fessor of music, the band tour was initiated enough money to cover the tour. ing effort this semester, so that we can make go to write their fine arts paper,” he stated. by students several years ago. Every fall, As acting committee treasurer, Casiano sure for next fall we’re completely covered,” The spring concert brought together cur- members of the concert band and jazz or- budgeted $4,000 for the spring tour and said Baiza. rent and former students, with several pro- chestra travel to Texas high schools where overestimated costs. Still, a week before the Rankin also said that the music faculty fessional musicians and band directors per- they perform and share information about band’s tour was scheduled, committee offi- was discussing with the university about es- forming alongside students. the university. cers realized they needed $600. tablishing a band tour fund. Featured soloist was the department’s “It’s not only a big way for us to recruit The band had several fundraising events Casiano acknowledged that the univer- private tuba instructor and San Antonio for the university,” said Bobby Baiza, senior throughout the year, including a fall outdoor sity did give some support to the band, but Symphony’s principal tuba, Lee Hipp. music major and Student Band Committee movie music concert that put the committee still believes that the band tour is the largest Musical selections ranging from pasod- (SBC) President, “but it is a big way to edu- in the red. Casiano says this was because of a recruitment effort by any department and is oble to jazz allowed for a variety of instru- cate those younger than us who may be or lack of support from the university. underappreciated. ments to be heard and appreciated. Freshman are aspiring to continue in music.” Cobos also noted that band members’ Casiano said the band discusses the ben- music major Jonathan James entertained the Last fall, the tour was set for the Houston- $40 yearly dues were a factor in the loss of efits of a liberal-arts education as well as de- audience with a marimba performance on Galveston area, but was cancelled after Hur- money. scribing the Marianists and their charisma, the floor in front of the stage. ricane Ike complicated scheduling efforts. “From the fall semester to the spring se- among other subjects on the band tour. Still, the lack of interest in band perfor- SBC fundraising co-chair and sophomore mester, we lost about twelve to fifteen mem- “Tour helps to recruit for the university mances frustrates Casiano. political science major Gerald Bolgren said bers,” she said. as a whole,” said Cobos. “I’ve heard fresh- “I’d like to see more support from the the tour location shifted to Austin. But with Upon the band tour’s cancellation, sever- men this year say, ‘Oh yeah, I remember you school as far as the music department, from less than a month left in the semester, high al band members’ concerns turned to money. guys coming. It made us start to think about the student body as well as from the school schools did not have enough time to secure For students, dues had been raised from $20 St. Mary’s.’” itself. I think we put ourselves out there authorization for the band’s performance. to $40 to cover the cost of tour. At the concert band’s March 19 spring enough to get better participation.” The band then began planning for a “But since we didn’t go on tour, a lot of concert conductor Dale Schultz greeted the spring tour to Dallas. people felt that, ‘We’re not going on tour, so audience as, “fine arts students,” referring to 03.25.09 Entertainment The Rattler 21 The Tour Guide Life after SXSW

BY STEPHANIE SANDERS

For those concertgoers pooped out from the five flavorful days of non-stop tunes at the music festival portion of South by Southwest (SXSW), shower up and feed your body be- cause more bands at different venues are pop- ping up quick as life goes on after SXSW. From March 18 to 22, SXSW Music brought artists ranging from the Decemberists to Peter Bjorn and John, Amanda Palmer to Aqualung, Forever the Sickest Kids to Lady Sovereign, and Rick Ross to Shiny Toy Guns. The list of genres and venue lo- cations was endless, exhilarating and exhausting. Since all musicians have packed up their equipment and retreated to the places they call home, Austin has reopened up its doors to the everyday fast-pace schedule of live Austin en- tertainment saying farewell to the jam-packed five-day March music fest until next year, or at least until Austin City Limits rolls around. The Fueled by Ramen artist The Acad- emy Is… takes The Snakes and Suits Acous- tic Tour through A-town March 30 at The Parish Room. They are strolling in and rocking out with openers This Providence, whose latest al- Left to right: Deric Wynne, John Gray, Jim Meek, Mike Cross and Tommy Meek hope to influence music fans.Courtesy of Pasenger bum dropped March 17, and newcomer Evan Taubenfeld, the original lead guitarist for Avril Lavigne. Taubenfeld whose album debuts on Ama- zon and iTunes March 31 will make his Austin- Pasenger offers fans front row seat stage debut as a soloist. By Chris Filoteo hard rock to an alternative-influenced the Beastie Boys, Flyleaf, Sublime and In addition, Austin welcomes back the new- Sports Editor set. The change has brought a lot of suc- The White Stripes, to name a few. ly transformed Epitaph Records artist New Found Glory to Emo’s Austin on April 7. cess to the band. Austin is lively and full of passion The former eight-year Drive-Thru Records Ever wanted to go out for a night and While watching Pasenger practice during that time of year. Every bar on artist leads the bandwagon consisting of New listen to great local music? Look no fur- during the break, I noticed that all mem- Sixth Street has bands playing during the Yorkers Bayside and NFG’s new Epitaph bud- ther; Pasenger is a motivated band look- bers looked poised and ready to achieve festival and the city almost changes into dies Set Your Goals, who just signed to the la- ing to broaden horizons by influencing their goal of having more exposure to a different place. bel this year. local music lovers everywhere. music enthusiasts. Pasenger will be back in town head- The Not Without a Fight Tour stops in Aus- They may be missing an “s” in their Despite their goal, the group doesn’t lining at The Falls at 11 p.m. on March tin the same day gamers will have an opportu- name, but they aren’t lacking anything have any problems when it comes to get- 27. The band will be on the road mostly nity to play NFG at WWE: Legends of Wrestlema- nia on Xbox Live. when it comes to their rock music. The ting a gig. They have stayed busy this through April, but can still be seen at The The tour began today, but before Austin five-man band practices in a well-de- year with a new CD release and plenty Scout bar on April 17 at 10 p.m. knows it, NFG, whose redefining album of the signed studio at brothers Tommy and Jim of shows. The band will also be competing in the same name as the tour was released in early Meek’s house. They recently rocked a jam-packed Battle of the Bands hosted by radio sta- March, will show their fans a side of them that The brothers have had the band for 10 Jacks Patio Bar during spring break tion 99.5 KISS. The winner of KISS’ event has never been seen before. years, which currently consists of Tom- weekend. Pasenger also played at The will play the opening spot for the Oyster NFG last appeared in the Austin scene in my Meek, drummer; Jim Meek, lead vo- Hanger on Sixth Street during the an- Bake on campus. Pasenger will also be up October 2007 when they shared the La Zona cals and keyboard; Deric Wynne, back up nually-renowned South by Southwest in for a couple of awards in the annual Wise Rosa stage with the once Drive-Thru Records vocals and guitar; Mike Cross, bass; and Austin last week. Guys Music Awards this year. band Senses Fail. Neither NFG nor The Academy Is… are list- John Gray, guitar. In a festival full of music, film and To check out Pasenger, attend one of ed for this year’s Vans Warped Tour. So, catch Formerly known as Meek, Tommy fun, many great bands have performed at their shows or simply go to www.mys- ‘em while you can! and Jim transformed their band from a South by Southwest: the Blackeyed Peas, pace.com/pasengersa. 22 The Rattler Entertainment 03.25.09 Filmmakers race the clock for cash prizes By Amanda Guerra finished, they will come Senior Staff Writer alive on the big screen at a local theater. For all the die-hard filmmak- The top choices will then com- ers, the 3rd Annual Film Racing pete online for thousands in cash Tour will be visiting cities around and prizes. the country and challenging film NYC Midnight Movie Making lovers of all levels to put their Madness, LLC, created the Film talent to the test. Racing Tour to provide opportuni- Austin will be visited from ties for film enthusiasts. Competi- April 17-18. The Film Racing tion director, Charlie Weisman, Tour gives competitors 24 hours stated in a press release, “It’s very to write, shoot and edit an origi- important for us to provide our top nal piece of work no longer then filmmakers with the prizes and ex- four minutes. posure to help them take their ca- To step it up a notch, the partici- reer goals to the next level.” pants will be given a theme and a Though this may seem a bit surprise element such as a prop or unreasonable for some to pull off, Austin wel- an action that must be incorpo- Weisman stated, “With digital comes the rated into the short. technology, creative minds and a time-crunching They will receive the unique little inspiration, anything is pos- film contest last- ing April 17-18 elements on Friday at 10 p.m. sible. Even in 24 hours.” challenges film- and have until 10 p.m. the Registration has already begun makers to create next day to submit their online for many of the cities with a fully-funcational project at a designated an entry fee of $95 per team. For movie in under 24 drop-off location. more information and to get a peek hours. Courtesy of Film Once the films at previous films, check out their Sound and cinematography are accounted for in the contest’s judging. Racing Tour 2009 have been website at www.filmracing.com. Courtesy of Film Racing Tour 2009 ‘I Love You Man’ refreshingly light on crude humor By Sarah Mills put the cherry on top of Peter’s bad luck, his Editor-in-Chief fiancée decides to help out and suggests that I Love You Man he go join a poker game with her friend’s HHHHH husband. It ends with a beer chugging con- Dir. by John Hamburg test that goes horribly wrong and the hus- Starring Paul Rudd, Rashida Jones, band hating Peter forever. Sarah Burns, Greg Levine Just when it seems like there is no hope, Peter finds Sydney (Jason Segal) while try- Although “I Love You Man” may seem ing to sell TV’s “Incredible Hulk” star Lou like yet another raunchy, crude-humored Ferrigno’s house. guy flick, it does not center on sex, drugs Sydney is effortlessly cool and admits to or violence. Peter that he is just there for the free food. Instead, it focuses on Peter Klaven (Paul Peter admires Sydney’s honesty and is im- Rudd) who is searching for “bromance,” an pressed with his ability to read human be- unbreakable friendship with another straight havior (Sydney can tell that none of the man, after he overhears his fiancée (Rashida people want to buy the house and accurately Peter (Paul Rudd) and Sydney (Jason Segal) do some serious male bonding by jamming to Jones) and her friends laughing about how predicts when a man is going to fart). Rush together. Courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes he has no male friends. They exchange business cards and their Peter, an L.A realtor and undeniable dork, “courtship” begins. Sydney, who is unexpectedly wise and bromance, but also with Peter’s relationship finds himself in a fix. With no male friends, Soon enough, Peter and Sydney are in- takes life as it is, helps Peter come out of his with his fiancée. he realizes he will have no best man for his separable, finding themselves in a true shell and question his own life (including his “I Love You Man” is a refreshing rated R wedding, so he turns to his mother and his bromance. They rock out together to Rush engagement). Peter is fun company to Syd- movie in the sense that it only touches on the gay brother to help him. daily, go out for fish tacos and cruise the ney, who is losing his friends who are caught naughty stuff rather than relying on them for In turn, they set Peter up on a series of streets of the city with Peter on the back of up in their own lives. But just like any rela- a story line. It’s a quick flick that both men “man dates” that all go horribly wrong. To Sydney’s scooter. tionship, problems emerge not only in their and women will find humorous. 03.25.09 Entertainment The Rattler 23 Bizarre bits kill air time as Fallon seeks content By Stephanie Sanders Entertainment Editor two during mid-conversation and allows his more ac- quainted guests to get to know the real Jimmy Fallon. He simply goes with the flow. Eighteen episodes and nearly three weeks into its No matter the level of comedic reaction from the debut season, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon earns its audience, Fallon exposes a “show must go on” atti- timeslot credibility with nonsensical skits, Saturday tude. Viewers can see the pride he takes in the op- Night Live shout-outs and all-too loveable guests fill- portunity bestowed to host his own talk show, pre- ing each televised viewing of the New York-based sented by SNL creator and executive producer Lorne talk show. Michaels. Home to Studio 6B in the 30 Rockefeller Center, Though the humor is appropriate for its airtime, Late Night already seems to have a recognizable and it may not be equal to the hilarious, sarcastic wit of not only audience-favorite, but also guest-favorite, Conan O’Brien, but Jimmy is a Conan at a smaller de- spoof bluntly titled “Lick It for Ten.” gree. With the appeal of an old-fashioned game from The The original 1975 cast of SNL were known as the Price is Right, “L.I.F.T.” gives members of the audience “Not Ready for Prime-Time Players” in the show’s an opportunity to earn ten dollars with no strings at- first year of existence. Ironically, the retired SNL tached. All they must do is simply lick an object of player appears unready for late-night television, but Fallon’s choice and the money is theirs. everyone makes his or her start somewhere. Fallon’s Where’s the comic relief in such a parody? journey begins here. The answer is revealed when Fallon airs a slow- Fallon admirers were immediate fans of the Late motioned, instant replay of the inane act. The dra- Night show, but as it progresses the ratings increase matic undertones and mischievous connotation tend and the range of the audience expands. to be sidesplitting. Of course, the audience points at He is literally turning a dream into reality. With the contestant and laughs. Good job, Fallon. a self-designed set located in the same studio of the In the start of the show’s second week, actress original Late Night with Johnny Carson and famed hip- Amanda Peet (A Lot Like Love, Identity) changed the hop artist The Roots as house band, the new Late Night topic of conversation from a perverted joke to insist- smells like something’s cooking, but like all things ing that she wanted to lick something for ten dollars. change takes time. Other guests encourage Fallon’s out of the ordinary Fallon will soon leave a legacy behind just as the “L.I.F.T.,” including the first-ever celebrity participant other hosts before him have done. Drew Barrymore who licked a used bowling ball. Fallon officially took over theLate Night show after This SNL alumnus may be lacking in content for O’Brien signed on as a replacement for Los Angeles’ his still-new program, but he does what he knows The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Fallon debuted as best. He socializes with the friends closest to him as television host on March 2. The program airs week- if the camera is not even there and seems to bring out nights on the NBC at 11:35 p.m. Central time. the kid in everyone. He throws out an impression or

Far left: SNL alumnus and new host of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon struggles to satisfy his growing audience, de- spite having premiered with higher ratings than Jimmy Kimmel Live and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, according to Nielsen Media Research.

Left: Popular Hip hop group, The Roots, re- places Max Wienberg and the Max Wienberg 7 as the official Late Night house band. Courtesy of NBC 24 The Rattler Sports 03.25.09

The Outdoor Ginobili’s injuries can cause more losses

Corner Series By Chris Childree By chris filoteo Senior Staff Writer Sports Editor If the Spurs put up a fight on any given night there will be 20,000 fans on their feet. Spring is officially here, which means But after a treacherous road, their the white bass spawning season is momentum has slowed and they face the heating up. fact that they need Ginobili back. For those who love the outdoors Pop opens the door to an old memory, and are looking to spend time outside, he sees a healthy Ginobili and he smiles. there isn’t a better time than now to be But now when he asks him if he is ever in Texas. able to play; Manu says “yes” only every White bass fishing is great for once in a while. everybody because the fish are relatively Every once in a while the superstar easy to catch. guard can display his greatness. The average size of a white bass is It’s not a choice, just the consequence of three to four pounds and can always be the risks he has taken. found in schools. But would any of us have it any The spawning season begins in other way? January and runs all the way through Ginobili has to play like Ginoboli for the late April with the Guadalupe River Spurs to win the crown. being one of the best spots to fish for However, the more he plays like white bass. himself, the greater the chance that he will My most memorable white bass risk injury. fishing experience was when It’s an interesting paradox the Spurs have I was 12- years- old with my faced since they acquired the Argentine best friend, my brother and enigma back in 2002. my father. Ginobili has played his best at two I remember the boat ride taking critical points in his career. around 20 minutes before hearing, “Ok, First, during the 2005 playoffs when this is it,” as my dad slowed down he averaged 20.8 points per game, 5.8 the boat. rebounds and 4.2 assists while leading There is a spot (I’m not telling you my his team to an NBA championship and secrets), not too far off the Rebecca Creek narrowly losing the race for Finals MVP to boat launch where finding schools of Tim Duncan. white bass are effortless. The second time was during the 2007- Injury plagued guard Manu Ginobili, needs to make a strong comeback in order for the With the use of smaller fishing 2008 season when he played in 74 of the Spurs to advance deep into the playoffs. Photo by Robin Johnson equipment, reeling in a white bass can 82 regular season games, averaging 19.5 take everything off your mind. points, 4.8 rebounds and 4.5 assists, landing All you need is a valid fishing license, him a spot on the all-NBA third team. The signing of forward Drew Gooden long summer, thinking back on their lost which is available at any sporting These two moments were also similar has given the Spurs a much needed presence glory every once in a while. goods store. in the sense that they took their toll on up front, but coach Pop needs to allow him You don’t even need a boat; bank Ginobili’s body. to play. fishing is popular all along the Guadalupe During the ‘05 finals he had already In his debut against the Lakers on March Spurs: The Next 10 and is just as successful. begun complaining of a thigh injury and 12, he gave a much needed energizing I have tried to consistently fish would go on to spend a large part of the ‘05- boost, the kind Ginobili usually provided. Fri, Mar 27 LA Clippers 8:30 p.m. the Guadalupe every spring since I ‘06 season on the injured list, due mostly to But it only lasted for three minutes. Had was young. ankle and leg problems. he played longer, he could’ve injected the Sun, Mar 29 @ New Orleans 8 p.m. In ‘08, Ginobili would again suffer an Spurs with the extra fuel they needed to Of course, every year is pretty tough Tue, Mar 31 Oklahoma City 8:30 p.m. to pull, but I try to remember that there is ankle injury, this time during the NBA pull out the upset. nothing like wading in the river reeling playoffs, where the Spurs would go on to Gooden was allowed to play for an Fri, Apr 3 @ Indiana 7 p.m. in fish all day. lose in the Western Conference Finals to the extended period in his next game, netting The great thing about the Guadalupe Los Angeles Lakers. 13 points and grabbing 4 boards in only 15 Sun, Apr 5 @ Cleveland 1 p.m. Ginobili would later reinjure the same minutes of basketball, resulting in a three- is you can catch a number of different Tue, Apr 7 @ Oklahoma 8p.m. types of fish: white bass, black bass and ankle during the Olympics and then endure point victory over the Houston Rockets. But the importance of Ginobili was striped bass to name a few. the same fate mid-February. Wed, Apr 8 Portland 8 p.m. I was unable to go last year, but I know The prognosis at that time was three shown in the next game, when they were where I will be this spring: next to a fire weeks, but he hasn’t played since. defeated by the lowly Oklahoma City Fri, Apr 10 Utah 8:30 p.m. with family along the Guadalupe River If Ginobili doesn’t go back to the court, Thunder despite the presence of Gooden. Sun, Apr 12 @ Sacramento 9 p.m. in the middle of nowhere (remember, there will be no parade on the River Walk If Ginobili can come back in time to mesh come June. with Gooden and the Spurs, then they will I still don’t plan on revealing any Mon, Apr 13 @ Golden State 10:30 p.m. trade secrets). The healing process is taking much have an excellent chance to win the trophy. longer than it ever has because of Ginobili’s But if he comes back too late or re-injures Source: nba.com/spurs aging body. his ankle again, they can look forward to a 03.25.09 Sports The Rattler 25

Sweet Sixteen: Elite Eight: Final National Final Elite Eight: Sweet Sixteen: March 26, 27 March 28, 29 Four Championship Four March 28, 29 March 26, 27

1 Louisville 1 Pittsburgh 12 Arizona 4 Xavier MIDWEST EAST INDIANAPOLIS BOSTON 3 Kansas 3 Villanova Detroit, April 6 2 Michigan St. 2 Duke

DETROIT DETROIT April 4 April 4 1 Connecticut 1 North Carolina CHAMPION 5 Purdue 4 Gonzaga WEST SOUTH GLENDALE MEMPHIS 3 Missouri 3 Syracuse 2 Memphis 2 Oklahoma SweetThis 16is ESPN’s Tournament current 2009 NCAA Tournament bracket.Bracket Madness excites bracketology fans By Chris Filoteo “Cinderella” teams and this year Western Pittsburgh, on the other hand, is a Sports Editor Kentucky and Arizona looks to fit the strong team, but struggled in the first slipper, but Western Kentucky fell in a round versus East Tennessee State and With spring comes blooming close game against No. 4 seed Gonzanga. barely won by 10 points. flowers and green grass. But for Arizona on the other hand advanced to That leaves us with, UConn, one of many, spring only means one thing: the Sweet Sixteen with a win over another the best programs in the country. March Madness. “Cindrella” team, Cleveland State. They consistently recruit the best Where else can excitement like March Madness is always full players in the nation and are at the top of college championship basketball be of surprises. the standings every season. found? Every year, Division I hosts 65 Remember George Mason University This is why knowing about teams and places them in different seeds in 2006’s Championship Tournament? Bracketology can help you devise your and brackets. They were No. 11 seed and upset the bracket. You don’t even have to gamble Have you ever heard of Bracketology? No. 1 seed University of Connecticut to fill one out. Just have fun and interact Experts have formulated a way to break (UConn) in the Elite Eight. with friends while doing so. down the NCAA bracket every season Stories like George Mason’s can You never know, you might have almost to a science. inspire any team to make a run and win picked a “Cinderella” team nobody even Filling out a bracket can be fun, the six games in a row that it takes to win thought about. especially when done with a group the National Championship. Now how good would it feel if no of friends. North Carolina, Pittsburgh, Louisville one chose Arizona to the Sweet 16 and Even if you are not the every day and UConn are this year’s No. 1 seeeds. you did? college basketball fan, filling out a Some people are picking North I picked all No. 1 seeds to reach the bracket can be interesting because you Carolina to win the title this year, but Final Four in Detroit this year only never know how far your chosen teams their star guard Ty Lawson is battling because of last year’s results. can go. an injured big toe and has missed a few All four number one seeds This is the beauty of March Madness. games leading up to the tournament. meet in the Final Four last year Any team can move ahead deep into I believe that Louisville will win in the Alamo City and the hype the tournament. the title because they have shown their was unbelievable. There are always upsets in the first ability to win games when it counts. I am playing it safe by choosing couple rounds of the championships Louisville beat Syracuse in the Big the No. 1 seeds, but I know how the and which can be considered one of the East Tournament to win their first tournament works and my bracket greatest parts of college sports. conference title since moving from will be messed up when the Final Every tournament has their Conference USA. Four arrives. 26 The Rattler Sports 03.25.09 Baseball’s honor destroyed by players who cheat game

By Chris Filoteo team in the 1919 World Series. owners feel certain players are. Sports Editor Pete Rose holds the career hits “When I arrived in Texas in record and is not in the Hall of 2001, I felt an enormous amount Fame since he too betted against of pressure. I felt like I had all Even though baseball is the his own team. the weight of the world on top oldest and once most popular Now, whether a player bets of me and I needed to perform, major sport, its reputation has against any team, or shoots himself and perform at a high level every taken a toll due to players that with performance-enhancing day,” Rodriguez told ESPN’s have recently cheated the game. drugs (PEDs), it is still cheating Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) was the game. destined to become one of the A-Rod raised more questions “I felt like I had all the greatest baseball players ever, with his answers when he publicly but he will fall in the long line of announced his steroid use from weight of the world on top of players who have cheated: Barry 2001-2003, the years he played me and I needed to perform, Bonds, Roger Clemens and Sammy with the Texas Rangers. and perform at a high level Sosa to name a few. A-Rod signed a record ten year My definition of cheating $252 million dollar contract with every day” the game is when a player the Rangers and was in the prime breaks any rule stated in the of his career. - Alex Rodriguez player’s handbook. I can understand the pressure New York Yankees Star For example, Shoeless Joe attached to such a contract, but Jackson has one of the highest nobody should have to take career batting averages and is not PEDs in order to feel as if they are Peter Gammons in an exclusive in the Hall of Fame because he is actually worth that much money. interview in Miami Beach, one of the eight players banned Let’s face it, nobody’s worth Fla. (espn.com) for life for betting against his own that much, but some baseball A-Rod ranks up with greats like Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron and Cal Ripken Jr. As a matter of fact, Cal Ripken Jr. is the sole reason I still watch baseball. In 1994, baseball players conducted a strike half way through the season resulting in the cancellation of the World Series; keep in mind the only other World Series to be cancelled was the second ever when the New York Giants refused to play concerning allocation pay. This was a critical time in baseball because greed had overtaken the once young boys In his fifth year for the Yankees, All-star Alex Rodriguez will face one of just wanting to play for the love of the toughest years of his career since he admitted to using performing the game. enhancing drugs. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons Then greed overtook the owners who only cared about declining baseball again. League MVP award in 2003 and led attendance; owners turned Since baseball was in dire the league in numerous categories the other way when designer need of attendance, I believe during his stint with the Rangers; steroids entered locker rooms in the commissioner and other the same years he admitted to the nineties. top officials ignored the steroid taking steroids. Cal Ripken Jr. never cheated boom because players were I don’t care why he took the during his career and broke a faster, stronger and produced drugs, or where he got them, but legends all-time consecutive bigger statistics. I do care about the legacy he will games played record in 1995 (Lou Offense always sells tickets leave behind. Gehrig), a year removed from the and when players are busting out Rather than being the next Babe canceled World Series. of their uniform and putting up Ruth, A-Rod is yet another one of Ripken grabbed fans attention Hall of Fame numbers, people will the greatest statistical players ever with dignity and emotion, which always be watching. to grace the field and left out of the led many people to start watching A-Rod won the American Hall of Fame. 03.25.09 Sports The Rattler 27 Rattlers barely miss chance to play in tourney By Chris Filoteo Our girls played exceptional, Sports Editor but you have to give Emporia credit, they played well and The women’s basketball they are a great team.” team played great this season, The Rattlers had a lot of but they didn’t achieve their momentum going into the goal of competing in a Division tournament because of the II National Championship. opportunity to host the Division Senior guard Natalie Gamez II Championships this year. finished her St. Mary’s career It would have been cool as a first team All-Heartland to see the Rattlers playing for Conference pick leading the a title on TV, however that Rattlers in points and rebounds is not the case. The women each game. Gamez was named finished the season with a Heartland Conference Player of 12-2 record in the Heartland the Week three times this season, Conference and a 24-5 more than anyone else on record overall. Now the women the team. Senior guard Rachel will have to watch from their Jones was also selected All- own arena to find out who Heartland Conference first will be crowned Division team. The Rattlers finished the II Champions. season ranked 21st in the end of Left to right: 42 Natalie Gamez, 11 Chastity Noble, 33 Ashton Benford, 21 Mallory Moeller and 10 Rachel Jones walk The Rattlers will have the season in USA Today ESPN back on the court after a timeout earlier this season. Courtesy of St. Mary’s University to recruit heavily in the off- Division II Top Coaches’ Poll. season because they will lose The women advanced to the to previous years. Coincidence, or not that “That was one heck of a game,” the five out of twelve players due tournament for the fifth time in school history is just bad luck. Last year, the Rattlers lost women’s basketball coach Jason Martens to graduation. and made an appearance the last three out of to the University of Central Oklahoma 75-73 said in an interview with Derek Smolik, The team has been successful over the four years. This tournament brought a lot in overtime and this year, the women lost to sports information director. “It’s frustrating past few years, so maybe finding quality of bad memories to the team, since they Emporia State 78-75 in overtime. losing here in overtime in back to back years. athletes will not be as hard. lost in the first round in overtime, similar Sports In Brief

St. Mary’s hosts it’s first Division II Women’s Elite Eight Basketball Championship March 24-27.

• Don’t miss the next great NCAA Championship event in San Antonio. The 2009 NCAA Division II Women’s Basketball Championship is set for the Alamo City March 24-27 at St. Mary’s University’s Bill Greehey Arena. The top 64 Division II teams in the country will compete for a spot in the Elite Eight and their chance to take home a national title. Quarterfinal games begin on March 24 with the ESPN televised semifinals on the 25th and the championship on the 27th. The student organization with the most members, friends and family to sign in at the games under their name will receive a party at Fatso’s complete with food, drinks, a DJ and volleyball play.

• St. Mary’s is also hosting the Rattler 5K Run/Walk on March 28 at eight a.m. at VJ Keefe Field. Proceeds will benefit The 100 Club of San Antonio, which helps out the S.A.P.D. and S.A.F.D. All students who mail in their sign up sheet will only pay ten dollars, compared to twenty if you register at the event. For more information, or to sign up contact Corwyn M. Ritch at [email protected].

• Congratualtions to the three men’s basketball team members honored by the Heartland Conference this season. Nick Morey was named first team All-Heartland Conference, while Lorenzo Anthony was named Heartland Conference Defensive Player of the Year for the second straight season. Curtis Mitchell was also picked as honorable mention All-Heartland Conference.

Source: www.sanantoniosports.org/eliteeight 28 The Rattler Sports 03.25.09

THE HOT SEAT

Photo by Robin Johnson Featuring: Brittany Sullivan Women’s Soccer Goalkeeper Classification: Freshman Major: Math

Who do you try and model your play after? “Brianna Scurry, she was a goalie for the womens U.S. National San Antonio Missions outfielder Chad Huffman avoids being tagged as he slides into home plate for a run. Courtesy of San Antonio Missions team when I was growing up.

What age did you start playing and was soccer your first sport? “I played softball, cheerleaded Affordable Missions games are a home run and danced for several years before soccer. I started soccer in By Brissa Renteria former players, like 2007 Texas League Player will follow. the third grade.” Senior Staff Writer of the Year, Chase Headley. The Missions have also announced that they A thrilling event for all, this rare chance to are offering 2009 season baseball packages that Which particular skill will see such a great team as the San Diego Padres in include the exhibition game versus the Padres you work on the hardest The crowd roars wildly around the stadium the Alamo City cannot be surpassed. and the Independence Day celebration. during the off-season? as the baseball flies high into the air for another Another game to look forward to will be The Missions games are exciting because “I need to work on my goal kicks beautiful home run, another great ending to on Independence Day when the Missions the team is at the Double A level, which is and set pieces. I have trouble one of America’s favorite sports. will host a game against the Northwest considered by many baseball experts to be the kicking when the ball is stationary However, this is nothing new for the San Arkansas Naturals. premier skill level in the Minor league. and when the opposing team is Antonio Missions. The game will start at 5 p.m. and will be Compared to the Triple A level, Double setting up for a free kick.” But something that is quite exciting for this followed by a display of fireworks in town A players have a greater chance than Triple team and its fans is their upcoming game versus with a live-concert performance by Texas A players to be called up to the Majors, since the San Diego Padres, announced by Missions country music legend, Robert Earl Keen. Triple A is primarily used for replacing injured What do you enjoy the most President, Burl Yarbrough. As for the routine Thursday dollar nights, players at the Major league level for a temporary about playing soccer? It will take place at Wolff Stadium at 7 p.m. tradition has not changed at the Wolff Stadium. amount of time. “I enjoy it because it’s a team sport This exhibition game will be the first Major Dollar Nights usually include concessions Tickets for the game against the San Diego and you have to work together as League Exhibition Game that Wolff Stadium like hot dogs, popcorn, soft drinks and beer for Padres go on sale March 1. a team and not rely on just one has hosted since 2001 and third time overall. a buck each. The month of March will be filled with person” The game will be an excellent opportunity Along with the dollar nights, after each game home games and tickets usually run for ten for our local fans to experience seeing some held on a Saturday a showcase of fireworks dollars each. If you could play soccer anywhere in the world, where would you play? “I would like to play in a place Recent game results that snows, like Colorado because WOMEN’S TENNIS: Softball: WOMEN’S GOLF: BASEBALL: it would be cool to play in the Mar 3: at Texas Lutheran Mar 19: at (#1) Angelo State (Game Mar 16: at Lady Lion Invitational Mar 17: (#28) Angelo State snow.” WIN score: 9-0 [2-2] 2) results: 8th-16 LOSS score: 3-8 [17-10] MEN”S TENNIS: LOSS score: 4-12 [15-18] Mar 9: at Incarnate Word/River City Mar 14: at Lincoln (Game 2) Mar 3: at Texas Lutheran Mar 19: at (#1) Angelo State (Game 1) Classic LOSS score: 2-3 [17-9] Compiled by Chris Filoteo WIN score: 6-1 [3-1] LOSS score: 1-5 [15-17] results: 1st-2 Mar 14: at Lincoln (Game 1) WIN score: 4-3 [17-8]