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Book by Martin A. Follose Music and lyrics by Bill Francoeur © Copyright 2004, under the title of “The Lady Pirates of Captain Bree” by Pioneer Drama Service, Inc. Professionals and amateurs are hereby warned that a royalty must be paid for every performance, whether or not admission is charged. All inquiries regarding rights should be addressed to Pioneer Drama Service, Inc., PO Box 4267, Englewood, CO 80155. All rights to this musical—including but not limited to amateur, professional, radio broadcast, television, motion picture, public reading and translation into foreign languages—are controlled by Pioneer Drama Service, Inc., without whose permission no performance, reading or presentation of any kind in whole or in part may be given. These rights are fully protected under the copyright laws of the United States of America and of all countries covered by the Universal Copyright Convention or with which the United States has reciprocal copyright relations, including Canada, Mexico, Australia and all nations of the United Kingdom. COPYING OR REPRODUCING ALL OR ANY PART OF THIS BOOK IN ANY MANNER IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN BY LAW. On all programs, printing and advertising, the following information must appear: 1. The full name of the musical 2. The full name of the playwright and composer/arranger 3. The following notice: “Produced by special arrangement with Pioneer Drama Service, Inc., Englewood, Colorado” For preview only CAPTAIN BREE AND HER LADY PIRATES A Musical Comedy in One Act Book by MARTIN A. FOLLOSE Music and lyrics by BILL FRANCOEUR CAST OF CHARACTERS # of lines LADY PIRATES CAPTAIN BREE ..................captain of the lady pirates; 143 tough and hard on the outside yet soft on the inside JANE ...................................second in command and close 38 to Captain Bree JOSEPHINE ........................can never remember the rules 19 of pirating GABRIELLA .........................only one who can understand the 19 cook; very talkative SHAWNA .............................man crazy, especially for Samuel 46 PATTY..................................from Ireland; helps to save fellow 23 countryman Fergus MAGGIE ..............................mean and tough 32 GEORGIA ............................feels men are nothing but trouble 28 EXTRA LADY PIRATES ......as desired n/a THE CAPTIVES MADAM PRESCOT .............wife of a British ambassador; 82 snooty upper-crust SAMUEL PRESCOT............nephew of Madam Prescot; 52 “Auntie’s boy” JULIA PRESCOT .................niece of Madam Prescot and 65 sister to Samuel; longs for adventure CAPTAIN JENNINGS ..........captain of the ship transporting 99 the Prescots FERGUS ..............................skittish Irish sailor who 36 can’t swim THOMAS .............................cabin boy 7 COOK ..................................speaks with a Swedish accent 5 heavier than his meatballs ii For preview only JOHN .....................................................................prisoner;prisoner; more brawn than brains 8 JACK ........................................................... ..........anotheranother 5 GEORGE ............................................... ..........anotheranother 5 EXTRA PRISONERS...........asPRISONERS......... .as desireddes red n/a THE ROYAL NAVY ADMIRAL MOORE .......................... .admiraladmiral of the British fleet eet 25 EXTRA OFFICERS .......................... .underunder AdmiralAdmira Moore n/a SETTING Time: Late 1800s, over the course of one month.month Place: Aboard the merchant ship “Kayla May.”May. SET DESCRIPTION The stage iss the upper deck of the ship.sh p. UPSTAGE, a railing runs the full length of the stage representing the left (port) side of the ship. The railing must be solid and low enough that characters can jump overboard yet high enough that they cannot be seen once overboard. STAGE RIGHT is an optional small raised part of the deck near the stern (back of the ship) with stairs. DOWNSTAGE represents the right (starboard) side, and STAGE LEFT leads to the bow (front of the ship). DOWN LEFT there is a crate that can be used as a table with a few benches around it. In addition, dress up the set with additional crates, ropes, wooden buckets and other typical ship items. FAR RIGHT there can be a mast, possibly with a sail on it. Cleaning props such as mops, buckets and rags are readily available in the wings. Jutting out from the stage DOWNDOW CENTER is a plank, secured to the edge of the stage and extending out toward the audience with the other end resting on a sturdy support. See PRODUCTION NOTES for more details about the set.set iii For preview only SEQUENCE OF MUSICAL NUMBERS MC 1 Yo Ho! ................................................ Ensemble MC 1a Fight Music—The First Encounter ...... Instrumental MC 2 The Lady Pirates of Captain Bree ...... Bree, Lady Pirates MC 3 A Lady of Sensibility ........................... Madam, other Captives MC 4 Thar Be a Man for Every Wench ........ Bree, Lady Pirates, Julia MC 5 We’re a Nasty Lot/The Plank! ............ Bree, Lady Pirates, Prescots, Kayla May Crew MC 6 Shipshape ’n’ Bristol Fashion ............. Bree, Lady Pirates, Julia, Kayla May Crew MC 6a The Chase .......................................... Instrumental MC 6b Fight Music—The British Return ........ Instrumental MC 6c Fight Music—The Last Encounter ...... Instrumental MC 6d Yo Ho!—Reprise ................................ Ensemble iv For preview only CAPTAIN BREE AND HER LADY PIRATES Scene One 1 MUSIC CUE 1: “Yo Ho!” BEFORE LIGHTS UP, SOUND EFFECT: CRASH OF THUNDER. (NOTE: If a FOG MACHINE is available, the entire stage should be covered in FOG.) LIGHTS UP. The COMPANY ENTERS quickly RIGHT and LEFT and from the BACK OF THE 5 AUDITORIUM, if desired. They are loud, boisterous and fearsome, engaging audience members as they can. LADIES: (Sing.) Yo ho! MEN: (Sing.) Yo ho! LADIES: (Sing.) Yo ho! 10 MEN: (Sing.) Yo ho! LADIES: (Sing.) Yo ho! MEN: (Sing.) Yo ho! LADIES: (Sing.) Yo ho! MEN: (Sing.) Yo ho! 15 LADIES: (Sing.) Yo ho! MEN: (Sing.) Yo ho! LADIES: (Sing.) Yo ho! MEN: (Sing.) Yo ho! (Several MEMBERS of the ENSEMBLE begin raising the flag with skull and crossbones—the “Jolly Roger.” 20 [NOTE: If a flagpole cannot be devised, ACTORS can simply ENTER holding the flag.] Simultaneously, TWO dueling PIRATES ENTER LEFT and cross RIGHT, striking swords as indicated on CD and in MUSIC SCORE.) ALL: (Sing.) Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! 25 Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! (TWO dueling PIRATES EXIT RIGHT, then RE-ENTER with swords sheathed as part of the ENSEMBLE. Cheers and laughter. ENTIRE COMPANY should be ONSTAGE at this point. LIGHTS UP FULL. Sing to AUDIENCE.) 30 Heave ho, welcome aboard. Dance a jig from rail to rail. Heave ho, welcome aboard. (A shout.) Avast! (Sing.) Make ready to sail! LADIES: (Sing.) Heave away, me hearties, 35 The wind is blowin’ fair. Lower the main and topsails And catch the salty air. 1 For preview only 1 MEN: (Sing.) Heave away, me mateys, ’Tis time we’re underway. Touch the wind and keep her to, We’re outward bound today. 5 ALL: (Sing.) Heave ho, welcome aboard. Pipe the pipe, now fiddle-de-dee! Heave ho, welcome aboard. Take her out to sea. LADIES: (Sing.) We’ll sail from Madagascar 10 To the Caribbean Isles. We’ll dock in ol’ Tortuga And revel for awhile. MEN: (Sing.) There’s gold and silver waiting, If with us you remain. 15 We’ll hoist the “Jolly Roger” And sweep the Spanish Main! ALL: (Sing.) Heave ho, welcome aboard. Beat the drum, now fiddle-de-die! Heave ho, welcome aboard. 20 A pirate rogue am I! LADIES: (Sing.) MEN: (Sing.) Heave ho, welcome aboard. Heave ho! Dance a jig, now fiddle-dee-day! Heave ho! Heave ho, welcome aboard… Heave ho! 25 ALL: (A shout.) Avast! (Sing.) We’re underway! LADIES: (Sing.) MEN: (Sing.) Heave ho, welcome aboard. Heave ho! Dance a jig, now fiddle-dee-day! Heave ho! Heave ho, welcome aboard… Heave ho! 30 ALL: (A shout.) Avast! (Sing.) We’re underway! The course is set, the wind is right, They’ve signaled anchor’s aweigh. The shore will soon be out of sight, So welcome aboard… the “Kayla May”! (MUSIC OUT. BLACK- 35 OUT. ALL EXIT. LIGHTS UP on the Kayla May. FERGUS and EXTRA CREW MEMBERS are swarming about the stage, yelling and screaming, bumping into one another, some EXITING LEFT and RIGHT, some going OFF UPSTAGE by jumping “overboard” over railing. [See PRODUCTION NOTES.] SOUND EFFECT: 40 SPLASHES as men go overboard. FERGUS is running around in a panic, flailing his arms and yelling, “Pirates, pirates!” Soon, ALL have EXITED except FERGUS.) 2 For preview only 1 FERGUS: Pirates! Pirates! JENNINGS: (ENTERS.) Fergus! What is going on? FERGUS: (Salutes.) Captain Jennings, sir. There are pirates off the starboard side! 5 JENNINGS: Pirates?! (Takes out his spyglass, runs to railing and looks UPSTAGE.) FERGUS: No, the starboard side. : Oh. (Looks out over the AUDIENCE.) Pirates! Man JENNINGS the guns, break out the arms, turn her hard about! (FERGUS 10 continues to stand there.) Fergus, can’t you see there are pirates out there? : They’re gone. FERGUS JENNINGS: The pirates are gone? (Pulls out his spyglass again and looks out over the AUDIENCE.) 15 FERGUS: Not the pirates, sir, your crew. Jumped ship at the first sighting of the pirates. JENNINGS: They jumped ship? Why, those cowards! Who’s left on the ship? FERGUS: Well, besides the noble passengers and ourselves, there’s 20 the cook and the cabin boy. And of course, there are the prisoners you have locked up in the brig. JENNINGS: Yes, I see. Well, the prisoners will have to be our crew. (Looks through his spyglass again. FERGUS taps him on the shoulder again.) What is it now, Fergus? 25 FERGUS: You have the key to the brig. JENNINGS: Oh. (Pulls out a key.) Get them up here on the double. (MADAM PRESCOT, SAMUEL and JULIA ENTER. MADAM makes a grand, imperious entrance, in large puffy dress and wig.) 30 MADAM: What on earth is going on? FERGUS: There are pirates off the starboard side. PRESCOTS: Pirates! (They ALL run to the railing and look UPSTAGE.) FERGUS: No, the starboard side.