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Her voice hes more timber than Yellowstone Park, her Due to recent anti-gay government, he said (Lenko) energy could light up a good size city and her mag­ activities of the Canadian has no idea what economic netism could out pull the strongest electro magnet. law enforcement groups, impact a boycott would have. Lyricist Richard Rodgers (of Rodgers and Hammerstein) gays in San Francisco and "Gay tourism 'is not the is quoted as saying , "if you are going to write across the United States have type of thing you have lyrics for Ethel, they had better be good because you been picketting Canadian statistics on — when tourists can be sure that everybody is going to hear them." consuls and business. cross the border you don't Ethel Merman has been one of the greatest luminaries In an article printed ask them for their’sexual of the entertainment world ever since she sang the in the Vancouver Province orientation.' irrepressible "I Got Rhythm" in George Gershwin's in their February 23rd "San Francisco gays, who Crazy". Prior to opening night she was a com­ issue, the following was make up an estimated 27 said: plete newcomer to Broadway Musical Comedy;thereafter, percent of the city's she was most certainly a star. "San Francisco's large population, want thb en­ gay communit has launched tire gay population of a tourist boycott of English- the U.S., which they esti­ speaking Canada to protest mate at 30 million, to a police raid last Decem­ support the tKiycott. ber on a Toronto gay month­ "Craig Seybold, owner ly newspaper. of a San Francisco travel "Quebec is exempt from the agency that caters ex­ protest because its national clusively to gay tourists, assembly has passed new said enough clients had civil rights legislation asked him about B.C. that outlawing discrimination he had been planning to •against homosexuals. develop tour packages. " The boycott could make 'But I dropped the whole a financial dent in B.C.'s thing because the feeling tourism industry because is so strong here' he said. many well-heeled gays have ...... "Up until the raid" found Vancouver in parti­ Seybold said, " the feeling cular a great place to toward Canada was excellant. visit. We worry now that police are "The action, led by gay going to crack down on San Francisco city gays all over the country." councilman Harvey Milk, The article goes on to say makes English Canada and that since the raid, Seybold Miami, the home of Anita says that he has been, flood­ Bryant, the two places ed with requests for infor­ least-favored by vaca-r mation from within Canada tioning American Homo­ about vacations outside sexuals. their country. Inquiries "The boycott was launched from Canada are up 30 per Each successive appearance has added to her renown last month with a demon­ cent, he said (Seybold). as an artist whose clarion voice and distinctive stration in front of the The article concludes by style have enriched her 13 Broadway hits, many Canadian consulate in San saying that Seybold was movies and ITV shows. It was long rumored that the Francisco - but it's news armed with a raft of statis­ three things needed for a hot on Broadwas was a fair to Grace McCarthy's travel tics that shwo gays as in­ to great script, lovely songs and Ethel Merman to industry ministry. veterate and wealthy sing them. It appears to be true. Her personal "George Lenko, McCarthy's travelers - "because they integrity and talent raised many a turkey from executive assistant, dis­ don't have to buy baby closing notice to long-run hit. The pyramiding played polite concern at shoes." succession of hit shows, hit songs and hit appearances the revelation that homo­ Like: 72 per cent of them has given Ethel Merman the inalienable right to the sexuals were turning their are university graduates,- ^itle of the First Lady of the American Musical backs on beautiful B.C." 22 per cent own a sedond Theatre, our-distancing such as Gertrude Lawrence The article goes on to say home; 94 per cent take a and Mary Martin. that Lenko wondered why "luxury" vacation every Following Girl Crazy, she scored in George White's Supervisor Milk was picking year; 44 per cent are man­ Scandals, Take A Chance, , Red Hot and on B.C. for the action that agers or owners of business­ Blue, Stars in Your Eyes, Dubarry was a Lady, Panama took place in Toronto, how­ es; and 58 per cent have a Hattie, Something For The Boys, Annie Get Your Gun, ever he admitted that there valid U.S. passport, in­ Call Me Madan, Happy Hunting and Gypsy. She has was little evidence to sup­ dicating a propensity for sung and immortalized the great songs of America's port any claim the B.C. foreign travel. The average great popular melodist— , Irving Berlin, was any more liberal in its household income is attitude towards gays. $24,133 a year. Con't on Paqe 26 The article continued, "The Con't on Page 23 he p o s s e s s ^ and of the Andrew Stevens comes a drug addict in people who exploit them. the service. ...A New Star Robin is able to master His career now in high these pwwers, but not the by Mike Schmitz gear, Andrew is maturely people, and that is his Despite the fact that he philosophical about his personal tragedy." was the son of beautiful chosen profession. "You An only child, young actress Stella Stevens and can't care about jobs Stevens was born in Memphis no stranger to nravie lo­ and the people who con­ where his father is an cations, young Andrew trol them in the business. electrician. When his Stevens never seriously Work is important, the parents separated, the considered going into process of getting boy was first brought to acting until his senior a job is not. One can't Hollywood at the' age of year in high school get too comfortable with four and began a pattern in Memphis, Tennessee, the consitency of of commuting, from H ì i ' / l & ’ $ ' ' 1 | when he met up with a working in films. There Memphis to Los Angeles, drama teacher, who got is no regular pattern of which has carried over into him interested in the employment." his young adult life in performing arts. Andrew Stevens is just . his travels between "She was blonde and one of the many second movie locations. Andrew Stevens rather well endowed." he generation actors and After his fateful meet­ smiles in recoliectiong starred his mother and actresses who are making ing with the high school during a recent inter­ Stuart Whitman. good. Some of his drama teacher, Andrew c* /O view, "and I thought Other feature film credits brethern arq Candice gave' up his idea of there might just be include "The Massacre Bergan, Jane Fonda, becomeing a drummer, and something to acting at Central High", "Day of Liza Minelli, Andrew following the advice of class." The Animals," "The Quest", Parks, Liza Mordente, his friend, Jcimes Komack The 22-year-old actor, and the made for tele­ Peter Fonda and scores (producer of Chico and now one of the most vision serialization of of others; all carrying The Man), and prepared sought-after young per­ "Once An Eagle," in on in the profession of for a career in acting. formers,' co-stars with which he played Sam their parents. "I just wanted to get Kirk Douglas, John Cass­ Elliot's son who is kill­ A very eligible bache­ up on a stage and act, avetes, Carrie Snodgress ed in Europe^during WWII. lor, Andrew said he would to feel the audience, and Charles Durning in After the controversial riGxt like to act in a lové to experience every­ "THE FURY". television film, "Secrets" story. He is now co- thing I could." His life has become hec­ Stevens went into "The starring in THE FURY. His mother warned him tic indeed since high Boys in Company C" for that it is very difficult school days in Memphis which he spent ten to survive in the movie where he lived with his weeks in the Philippines industry. "Acting grandparents. Andrew recreating the war in will drive you crazy or had just completed Viet Nam. "It was the break your heart; it's "THE BOYS IN COMPANY roughest location I've very difficult to suc­ C'when he signed for ever been on," he said, ceed against the awful THE FURY. noting that he 'sprained and dramatic odds," she Arduous travel ex­ an ankle and had to have said to her son. perience was worth it his head shaved to play When he made“his de­ because it gave, him a a U.S. Marine who be- cision 'on acting he chance to play thè also gave up the idea challenging role of og going to college Robin, a teenager pos­ full time. "I tried it sessed with such part time but it just psychic poweres and didn't work," he said. who is being exploited "I started college only by a secret government because I thought I agency that deals with should', but I discov­ mind altering experi­ ered that a person could ments. The story centers acquire knowledge trhough on the attempt by an travel and constant ex-agent, played by reading." Douglas, to rescue his Andrew made his feature son from the organi­ fil debut in Warren Beatty's zation. "Shampoo", after doing some A new and more powerful scent "It was certainly difficult television work. -He also to come from playing a did the critically farm boy in the tele­ acclaimed short film, from the world’s largest manufacturer vision western (tv's "Deportee," and co-star­ Oregon Trail) to so­ red with Kris Kristofferson phisticated Robin who and Jan-Michael Vincent of Liquid Incense. speaks without a Mid­ in "Vigilante Force" west accent," Andrew and for the fun of it, noted. "Robin is a played a small role in victim of the power "Las Vegas Lady" which Becuitiful Cars for Beautiful People from Contains .40 fluid ounces SPfCIAL INTRODUCTORY OfFER REGULARLY $7.00 MAIL ORDER CUSTOMERS A DANCE BAR Look for the larger bottle, .BOHLES @ $6.00 2 for $10.00 PAC WEST MAIL ORDER Available at better retail Enclosed is__ P.O. BOX 3867 • SAN FRANCISCO. 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The most positive Brooks eind Madeline Kahn Sophia Loren at Metro II.*** la t Y o u H i E x p e c t aspect of the novel is a at the Regency 1 ** SERPENT’S EGG, with David BY EDWARD GUTHMANN rather factual behind-the- THE BOYS IN COMPANY C Carridine at the Surf. ** Jim Bailey is adamant about waves at Malibu, and be by Mike Schmitz trons and are shwon the rea­ scenes look at the inner with Andrew Stevens at THE WORD IS OUT at being called an illusion­ loved for what he, Jim sons why each has decided workings of the Presidency. Alhambra. *** the Gateway.*********** ist and despite the fact Bailey-as-himself, does. Now showing at Nob Hill to spend the evening at the Staff work and preparations JULIA, with Jane Fonda, Something for everyone is that he appears in full What he does is fine. He's- Cinema is yet another of films. for presidential trips make Vanessa Redgraves and the fare in San Francisco drag for half of his show, a slick entertainer and a Jack Deveau's Hand To Hand The film advertised as hav­ for surprisingly interest­ Maximilian Schell at the movie viewing. Mel Brooks' he would probably rather powerful singer. His five films, starring that guasi- ing "12 Centerfold Men fresh ing reading. Metro. *** High Aivxiety isn't up to his be locked in the mens' years of formal training "porno superstar", Jack from the pages of Blueboy, The crux of the story re­ STAR WARS, starring usual standards but is still ^^P^rtment at Montgomery as a lyric tenor are evin­ Wrangler, but also intro­ Mandate, Michael's Thing, volves around the suddenly Carrie Fisher, Mark very funny in places, ribald Ward than to be called a ced in his astonishing ducing two new studs that Drummer, Playguy, In Touch blinded President's Hamel and Sir Alec in others; The Boys In Com­ ”fema1e impersonator." voca1 dynamics. figure to be the up-and-com­ Where It's At, Gay Scene attempts to hold onto his Guiness at Cenema 21.*** pany C is thought provoking Bailey made his mark years Bailey's musicianship is ing male sexual superstars. After Dark and the Advocate position although he is THE ONE AND ONLY and the acting is unusual; ago as the he-as-a-she act so impeccable, in fact, They are Malo and Jayson in the hottest orgy every tO being threatened with re­ with Henry Winkler All of the performances in extraordinaire, the Judy that is strikes the one McBride. The film is A scorch the screen." moval by his cabinet under at the Royal.* Julia are outstanding, it is Garland mimic par excell­ false note in his "Judy" NIGHT AT THE ADONIS. a g e s For once, advertising did the terms of the twenty- THE TURNING POINT, a love story and it is true; ence. When Liza Minnelli number. The gestures, the The picture is a kind of not go overboard. i must By Chris Jordan fifth amendment. starring Shirley MacLaine of course. Star Wars is caught his Judy—izing, she phrasing and the look are a "Grand Hotel" type film say that while the dialogue FULL DISCLOSURE FULL DISCLOSURE is also a and Anne Bancroft at the the camp picture of the decade rushed the stage and joined flawlessly conveyed, but only this one takes place was typical of many gay By William Safire love story of a cool and Alexandria. *** and is lots of fun with her "Mama" for an eerie Bailey's voice is so tech­ during the operational hours movies, the action was over- Doubleday & Co., $8.95 detached young widower CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE the robots taking all act­ duet. His versions of nically superior to Judy's of a gay movie theatre in more with talent. President made dependent THIRD KIND, with Richard ing awards; The One and Peggy Lee, Streisand and (especially the Judy of New York. I can't say too much This book, printed last on the people around him Dreyfluss. *** Only is a case of a lot Phyllis Diller have become the 50's, which he seems The audience is given of talented people fight­ about the soundtrack with fall, has not gotten the in ways he never would SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER equally fabled. to be re-creating) that glimpes of the personnel with John Travolta at ing overwelming odds, and one can't help imagine him the moans and groans attention that it should have imagined. He is Bailey's problem is that he ^¿Ye^^of^^^severa^ of the pa— have. It contains an in­ desperate to prove himself the Regency II. ** losing. Anne Bancrofts wants desperately to be bursting at the seams, out-of-sync with the action on the screen, but the photo terest premise: "What would as a political leader and FUN WITH DICK AND Jj\NE. and Shirley MacLaines' judged on his own talents. wanting to belt "I Gotta with Jane Fonda and George performances were an Be Me." graphy and the bodies were happen to this country if as a m a n . He would like nothing the President seemed to be The novel can be read on Segal at the Alhambra II *** acting lesson for any better, his former press After a lovely "Over The so delightful and so excit­ A NIGHT AT THE APOLLO, actor or actress who Rainbow," Jim-as-Judy left ing that you would not real­ unable to carry out his many levels: as an excit­ representative onçe told powers and duties? What if ing political adventure... with Malo and Jack Wrangler me, than to chuck all the and was followed by Liz ly notice it. Con't on Page 23 the forty-first President, as a study of the motiva­ at the Nob Hill Cinema.** wigs and gowns into the Torres. , Torres is a Since biology rather limits terrific clown, her hilar­ the variety of sex, you have while meeting in Russia tions and machinations of ious send-up of Charo to applaud the different with Soviet leaders in people in power'... murdering "Everything's places and ways that Hand the mid-1980's, were and as an inspirational Coming Up Roses" and her To Hand has found to show blinded in an assassina­ story of a man who had to version of Leontyne Price the different forms and tion attempt? How would lose his sight to gain boogying to "Car Wash" also showing off the hot he cope with not only the his vision. fell flat on the Catskills bodies of the actors to per­ internationaly crisis but FULL DISCLOSURE is worth mentality of the Venetian fection. I particularly en­ the pressure at home to the effort it takes to get Room. Back to THE CITY, joyed the seduction scene resign...while trying to by the first forty pages. Liz where they appreciate between Malo and Jayson adjust to his blindness?" At times, you do wish you you. McBride...who are in all These questions are only a could put the author on .«Con'.t on Page 23 likelyhood, the two hottest few that are explored in this rather slow moving MALO & JAYSON McBRIDE tone. FULL DISCLOSURE is C o n 't on Page 8 IN "NIGHT AT THE ADONIS" Con't on Page 23

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KALENDAR and it's for: last column that I will be Everetts 37h 28h Leagues Summer session will other lady-singers such as ment but is well worth it. food, go to the Canton. readers have been, and will ISLAND SOLE writing for KALENDAR. It's Versatile Five 37 29 start in April. Those of Bessie Smith, Gertrude The second place for ex­ You'll love it...and the remain a special source of You'll need:_ really been fun, but with Pendulum Tigers 34h 31h you interested in entering Lawrence, Liza Minelli with cellent dining is the prices are extremely rea­ pride to me. 2 lbs. of sole the press of other activi­ S.F. Sentinel 34h 31h teams should start prepar- touches of Streisand and Canton Restaurant on Castro Thank You Again... sonable. BON APPETITE' juice of two lemons ties and interests, I do Galleon 33h 32h ing for it nof;. Rosie Clooney. I will say Street. The food is with­ In Jou, Teams juice of three fresh limes think it best that I step Oil Can Harry's 33 33 consist of five players and no more for Pappy Schmitz out equal and the service Austin Lord CHRISTOPHER JORDAN half cup melted butter aside for now. Silver Sage 32 34 one alternate. will be doing a profile on is polite and unobtrusive. half cup beer (optional) It's really been great... Bradley's Corner 32 34 Miss Berlin in the very The atmosphere is condusive and I have to thank Pappy Dignity 31 35 The Best, near future. to conversation and mild Schmitz and the entire Pat sole dry as p>ossible. Leather Forever 31 35 Mark Brown Rick of Ch e z JACQUES ushered flirting with your dining Combine other ingredients KALENDAR staff for their Ambush 28 38 us to our table with friend­ partner. Featuring at our Piano Bar and cover sole. Let marin­ help and understanding. Cafe Biarritz 28 38 liness that is a trademark The lights are low, the JOHNNY EARL ate 15 to 30 minutes. Put I also have to thank Vera of CHEZ JACQUES. Our hand­ wine excellent and the on greased cookie sheet, Charles, who got every­ some waiter, Jim, fetched us food....the food: with sprinkle with paprika to thing started...Mark POLK STREET long tall cool ones from the The servings are extremely •DENIS MOREEN serving Dinner Nightly 6-11 p.m. taste and place under Calhoun, Bob Shore and bar and offered us the generous ¿nd prepared Well-Established COCKTAIL LOUNGE, recently Sunday Brunch 11:30 - 3:30 broiler for seven min­ Bill Lloyd for their en­ "bill-de-*fare". Our eyes to perfection. I can per­ ‘îk m fQ n remodeled. Net Annual Income $30,000.00. utes or until tender. couragement and support... rambled thre lists of sonally recommend the Beef 5an Francisco’s most unique Dinner House S42 Valencia St. btw 19th. S 20th Serves four aijd is terrific and love: But my special steaks, rabbit, duck, chick­ Delight and the crab and 826-3373 Reservations Suggested ^79,50009 served with fresh broccoli, thanks goes to you, my en, all matter of seafood cheese puffs, complete with dry saffron, rice and salad. readers, without whose CALL CLAUDE and finally Rick decided hot mustard or plum sauce Our second recipie was sent interest and affection I in by Chris Koe and its wouldn't have lasted this Landmark Realty 626-3001 long. . .you're terrific'. for: SWISS ALPS BANANA CAKE: And so, for the very last time, I want to remind you YOU 'll-need: h cup shortening to ALWAYS keep something M ARCH SOTH-S3RD!!!!!! cooking on the back burner Chez Jacques-Judy Berlin Chez Jacques-Jack S PajD Brig-Pool Tournament Ih cups sugar and the front burner will Brooks (Jeanette s Nelson) 2 eggs The City- Gotham The City— "Gotham" 1 cup mashed bananas take care of itself.,. The City- "Gotham" LOVE YA (forever) A.nne Chovey Crimes Against Nature Nob Hill Cinema-"A Night (S. F. Dance Theatre) Alfie's-Country & Western At The Adonis Music (Sat. Afternoon) OF Club San Francsico-Buddy 1808 Club-Opens at 2 PM VISITING SAN FRANCISCO? Night Nob Hill Cinema-"A Night STAY AT CAUFORNIA'S LARGEST GAY HOTEL EVENTS At The Adonis Crimes Against Nature- PHONE 626—0656 Nob Hill Cinema— "A Night (S.F. Dance Theatre) At the Adonis HARMONY Trocadero Transfer-After Hours Disco Dancing I-Beam— Disco Dancing

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LOUNGE COFFEE SHOP At The Adonis" SWITCHBOARD SECURITY REASONABLE RATES (off Polk) MARK TOURS TRAVEL AGENCY MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED (F15) Ph. 771-9733 SOCCER: SWIMMING, SAILING,WATER This weekend the USA SKIING: soccer enthusiasts will Water sports are very pop­ meet and practice on both ular in San Francisco’. Saturday and Sunday at Whether its in a pool, Eureka Valley field (19th The American News Media has However, some of the "minor’’ in a river, or on the bay, & Collingwood), who knows increasingly emphasized soprts have generated lots gay folks are dripping if enough people show in­ sports and leisure-time of interest. Gay skiers ski with excitement. terest, perhaps we can activities in its coverage each day of the week at Serious training for com­ arrange matches with of our evolving civilization. USA cabins and elsewhere, petition, or casual get- schools and clubs in the All Americans, straight and and a variety of other togethers for easy pleasure gay, have more time away sports have eager enthusiasts World Cup are both available. JZ ivatches from Argentina For example, it took Swimming is another sport from work than in past are coming up soom. several months of work by on this springs.Calif. Cup generations, and the BOXING,WRESTLING,KARA TE, Bob Smith and others but Schedule. Tag Leonard has management of leisure time JUDO: " on January 24th, the gay •— developed a challenging is a national concern. Boxing classes every Tues- volleyball league took over work-out schedule for our An elite few play well day, free with USA member­ Evertett Jr. High for league competitive swimmers, and enough to make a living: ship, dominate the self- games. The ten-team league for our weekend splashers the rest of us approach defense program. Wrestling meets each Tuesday night at we have a really fun beach/ sports as recreation. is informal so far, due to 7p m for its round-robin lake/river series of events Integrating leisure-time the City’s slow processing schedule. Summer league planned. programs into our gay of our application for will begin in April, and JUMPPING life-style is an important facilities. Karate and have two divisions: Advanced GSL: challenge. Judo classes are forming PailTT MASTBKa and recreational. For fun Sacramento’s entry in the In San Francisco several now. Both men and women and laughter, I invite all CSL and last year’s divis- uallty Instant Printing Centers organizations have made are welcome in all self- sports fans to drop by the ion champs (Division C), |40i/ 24ih Street valuable contributions in defense programs. Infor­ gym at Everett (16th & THE HUT, displayed ISo^ ‘“torcisco Co 94”4 Lee (Bing) Crosb) this area. Bowling has been mation at 621-2128 or at S24 3245 Jim Phillips Church) and witness some maturity when they invi­ an important Monday and, USA clubhouse 597 Castro. Wednesday night activity great co-ed volleyball'. ted the USA team and the Black s Blue north for a for 10 years. Softball GVL STANDINGS: TENNIS: 24th Street Area Directory Cardinal Spikers-5-0 double header. has been a major sport for Mini-tQurnaments each USA Athletic Club-4-1 five years, and pool is in weekend are here. This It was a great day in 1 PfUnlJnoòteAò 4017 24th St. S24-3245 The City-4-1 its inaugural season. P W I T H 2 Nòe. Newò 4193 24th St. 282-7144 Merritt College-4-1 summer the USA will sponsor Sacramento, everyone...GSL Last August the USA athletic tennis as one of the and CSL alike...had fun. 4 Ambush-3-2 club opened on Castro Street events in the California The USA’s victory over the MIKE SCHIMTZ Totie's-2-3 Twenty-two sports are organ! Cup. Beginners, Hut 14-8 established early ized for members, as well as Bear Hollow-1-4 It is with a great deal of around 7PM. intermediates, and advanced in the softball season that PJ's-1-4 personnel regret that I > Castro Street is once again the gay volleyball and strokers are all handled all-gay teams can be repre­ softball leagues. Moby Dick-1-4 am announcing that KALENDAR turning into one of the in our seedings. Competent sentatives of the gay is losing the talents of Softball tends to garner coaches, or top-notch community. How about a nost popular places in lots of press, both the CSL two of it's most widely read town to spend the evening competition is available. game Pendulum? and ablest columnists; our or to take a date. Now (gays and straights) and Its not true that tennis the GSL (gay men and women) literary reviewer, Christo­ that Cliff Newman has his players have fuzzy balls’. Con't On Page 23 have active, large programs. pher Jordan; and that mad- fabulous EOCC open and woman-about-kitchen, Anne doing hot business, it is a Chovey are leaving us after wonderful place to center this issue. an evening. We did (Dana To say that Christopher Michaels and myself) just was/is a man of taste and that a couple of days ago. dissertion is redundent. He Starting out with cocktails is a man of firm confixion at the CASTRO STATION, and a reader of no small TOAD HALL, ELEPHANT WALK prowless. He will be sorely AND THE MIDNIGHT SUN, we missed. then adjourned to Orphan Anne Chovey was a true mad­ Andy’s for some of the woman (not unlike the finest eating that we’ve madwoman of Greystone). She enjoyed for a long while. was a delight, a great The place is very like the cook, a sharp observer of cafes of the early fifties mankind and I personally and is full of campy charm will miss her terribly. and friendly help. After Ours was a journalistic eating far too much, we love affair that I will al­ then crossed the street to ways cherish. the EOCC (formerly the MARK IT ON YOUR KALENDAR, Beau Geste, but completely St. Patrick’s Day parties re-done and just crocked all over town. Also, there full of new innovations will be a fantastic Hustle and surprises) and took in Dance Contest at the END- Up on narch 14th, starting Con't on Page 14

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SWEET LICKS 18TH @ NOE 863-3500 431-4951 (FI 3) (F5) Association, several non- 4th (All league matches (itovt Dhj^rtworli and printing) 60. CAFE STRAND 288 NOE 626-4588 (FU) a—filiated SFPA bars have will be scheduled for 62. NEW YORK CITY DELI 2295 MARKET 431-8390 (FU) Grocery- Liquor expressed a desire to par­ Tuesday s Wednesday 66. THE SUPER PUP 3970 17TH 431-4710 (FI 4) 3. DINO'S LIQUORS 4122 18TH 431-7369 (F14) ticipate in San Francisco's nights) and will end the . Phone or come to 419 So. Van hfese Real Estate 8. THE SPIRIT'S SHOPPE 16TH § NOE 626-3791 (F4) pool activities. Unfor­ first part of June. 44. PAT'S LIQUORS 2416 tunately, due to the fact 28. HARTFORD PROPERTIES 4129 18TH MARKET 863-3736 (FI 2) Similarly, any. sponsor 863-/502 (F5) that SFPA's 15-team sched­ 47. PAUL LANGLEY S CO. 4111 18TH 621-8450 (FI 4) (bar etc.) or individual ule is already well under may call in their entry 65. COLUMBIA REAL.TY 2217 MARKET 626-6656 (F8) Baths/After Hours way it will not be possible and register. GGPL partic­ i. THE 1808 CLUB 1808 MARKET 863-4488 (F9) at this time to directly ipants will meet along C le a n in g 63. THE SHED 2275 MARKET 861-4444 (F5) accept new entries. with SFPA's members in 23. TONI'S CLEANERS 270 NOE 861-6993, (FI) flowever, for the purpose August for San Francisco's 54. THE OWL CLEANERS & TAILOR 598 CASTRO 861-6262 (FI 5) of maximizing pool partic­ big pool banquet (awards ipation within the City we ceremonies). Any current have creadted an affiliate sponsoring bar in the SFPA league (with a 3-month may also field a second mini season) called the team to participate in the a r Golden Gate Pool League. GGPL. VSA Even though the Golden Next season the merger Gate Pool League is a will be complete, as the subsidiary of the San GGPL will simply become Francisco Pool Association the Golden Gate Division (and members will be re­ (one of possibly 3 or 4 at the CHURCH STREET STATION quired to join SFPA), for divisions) in the San T«E all practical purposes it Francisco Pool Association. GAbbEQN will operate this year as Don't waste any time, enter a separate entity. (BAR A N O P tS T fU R A ^T I the GGPL today. Dinner- Mon-Sat --6 to 11 pn Similarly, the govening N O W OPEN d'il OTSI Brunch-Sat-10 to 3 pm body of the Golden Gate •* Brunch -Sun-10 to 6pm Pool League will consist Con't on Page 22 OPEN DAILY merely of a Director and Mon-Fri - 10 to 2 am ’«•RSTr î î î Sat D Sun -6 am -2 am church a MARaij 6:00 A.M . -VtN fRA!lCtSia> TOP DOLLAR For Your Saturday & Sunday! THE Business - Any Type of Business - Bars, LAITDMAIIK 11:00A.M.-2:00A.M. weekdays ULTIMATE TOUCH Restaurants, Stores, GIFTS. 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My dears...I stopped by tom made leather goods GIPE, wherever you are... It is hopeful that we will the BOOT CAMP the other that you may need or want. iprite.. .1 miss uou.______night and I have to tell be getting back to the MARRIAGES iiremadetnheavm 1. On>CAN HARRY’S 709 'LARKIN 928-3300 you that the place is hot'. (FI 2) CANTON RESTAURANT and the 2. THE GANGWAY 841 LARKIN 885-4441 (F8) There are some of the hunk­ 15. CASA de CRISTAL 1122 POLK 441-7838 (F4) CAFE SAN MARCO real soon. 4. POLK GULCH SALOON POLK S POST 885-2991 (F5) iest bartenders in the City 16. *PS 1121 POLK 441-7798 (F4) What with Easter approach­ 5. WHITE SWALLOW 1750 POLK 775-4152 (FIO) working there and of course 36. THE STOP 631 LARKIN 771-5315 (F7) ing, Boo and the gang at 6. THE VAGABOND 800 LARKIN 928-0261 (F8) Dennis is such a doll. .47. VIKING SUBS 1435 VAN NESS 771-3262 (F4) the NEW BELL are making 7. NEW BELL SALOON 1203 POLK 775-6905 (F4) That back room at the Boot plans for their annual 11. GALLAGHER'S 939 GEARY 771-7671 (F4) Camp is something else. A F F A I R S in Real Estate €tre 40. MITCHELL BROS. 895 O'FARREll 441-3742 (F4) EASTER BONNET CONTEST 13. HORNEY OWL 741 O'FARREL 771-9733 (F8) Just tons of hunky men and 53. NOB HILL CINEMA 729 BUSH 781-9468 (F8) which was just hilarious handled by BUiRidenhour 18. THE CINCH 1723 POLK 776-4162 (F14) dark corners... love it. last year. I know that 30. HARMONY DISCO 1550 CALIF. 771-9733 (F8) A wonderful place on Polk everyone always has such 35. KIMO'S 1351 POLK 885-4535 (FIO) 22. KINGS COURT 150 POWELL 421-3051 (E22) Strassa for quiet cocktails 3 MAYERS madness at similar New 44. PETER PAN 30 MASON 982-1928 (F2) 245 POWELL 981-1310 and very interesting men Bell functions. 48. CHEZ JACQUES 1390 CALIF. 775-7574 is the WHITE SWALLOW. (F8) Rumor has it that the 1808 50. PARTNERS LRKIN S POST 928-4034 (F8) 51 : LE SALON 1118 POLK 673-4492 (F8) I just love the place and club is going great guns 54. GIRAFFE 1131 POLK 474-1702 (Fl 4} 2 1 . GRAAOPHONE 1558 POLK 885-33Î2 (F4) and that things are going the people that work there ; to get better. Keith and are not only friendly but 60. LEATHER FOREVER 1738 POLK 885-5773 (F8) 46. LfBERfY BATHS 1157 POST 771-1300 (F4) his crew of hardy workers lots of fun too. Such a 23. LEATHERWORLD 735 lARKIN 52. DAVE'S. BATHS 100 BROADWAY 362-6669 (FIO) wonderful place to rendez­ 776-7040 (F14) are always trying to find 25. TOWN SQUIRE 1318 POLK vous with that special 775-0900 (F14) In n ’s new ways to make their 26. AUSTIN ALLEY 1320 POLK someone. Try it, you'11 n c u s c 775-0902 (Fl 4) 29. LIBERTY INN 863 b u s h 928-6000 (F8) customers and members happ­ 30. TATE a TETE 1550 Calif. ier. like it. 775-2255 (Fil) 4 p.m. to Midnight Specials 34. APOLLO'S TEMPLE 851 O ’FARREL 474-0776 I am sorry to hear Sanford Stopped by BUZZBY’S to wel­ (ce) 49. HEADLINES 1217 POLK 776-4466 (F7) of the I-BEAM didn't get come Trock home from Spain bis permit to go afterhours. and to chat with my sexy, Couples 5 OT $300. What a shame! It seems to but seldom seen roommate, me that the I-BEAM has done the fabulous dynamic and Party Night— women members free. rather nice Michael Phillips. a great deal to bring buying Gay Men's Night — lockers Finest Adult Entertainment Available customers to the Haight area Girlfriend’. He is not only GFIOUP RATES'* and has done much to en­ a hot, HOT cocktail waiter Wednesday Night Fever— kinky & sexy courage business in general but a dynamite entertainer, W H A T M O P E X78-704ft ------STEAM B A TH Box Office Open 1045 in that area, therefore I delighting the patrons of Menage a trois— 3 people— one room— NEE08 TO BE BAIO 106 Broadway _____ Sunday lt:46 BUZZBY's with his dancing 735 LARKIN STREET really don’t understand the SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA San Frandico, Califomi# ROCKING CHAIR LOGtS and "carryings on". He is 1351 POLK ST. 9AM-2AM DAILY opposition to the permit. Hot and Nasty l 94108 (4151 362-6669 Larkin/bet.OFarreil&Gearv 441-3742 From what I bear, Sanford quite mad but in a delight­ is going to appeal the rul­ ful way which explains his ing. I do know that be has immense popularity there. New Ueaa p i whatever support Kalendar Ask Mark at TOWN SQUIRE Sutro Bathhouse m■" I can offer in bis battle for about that. »1 Od Can INTROOUCTQRY OFFER m I the permit. If you have guests coming X • I am glad that the South of into town and they are Membership and two admissions 21 928-4034 ^1 ISIS-MXUFkilkat. Market bar owners are band­ into leather and levi set (regular price $360<>) SmReiteiaeo >/7J»MftSnwr» 70e LARKIN STREET SemFrmePte94t09 SAN FRAFiCISCO.e410e BLIS. 928-9660 ing together to get some­ plus like a quiet, simple Now only $15 with this coupon I' t4tSiSSS-S77J lOlOQAM - 2:00AM thing done about all the and rather elegant place 1015 FWs m , Sib FruKiMO = 1 violence that has been to stay for a modest out­ going on down there. Three lay of cash, send them to 626-9444 ^939 Geary (bet. 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GREAT CITY REALITY 1736 HAIGHT 751 863-4488 (cc) SAN FRANCISCO'S GAY WEEKLY • Rodd 's^timxn^^^^^^er^ BARBARY COAST good and manages to convince us through a lot ''f dead This big, old-fashioned material. musical has nothing new, Gillian Scalici as dance- and some of what is old is hall singer, Rita Lorraine, done very poorly indeed, is fun and brassy and wants but if you're a fan of this to be an opera diva, but all Americal phenomenon,' will only do "La Boheme" then you'22,get off on the with bumps. b y d a n t u r n e r lavish scenery and costumes, Ben Wrigley, as Biff Mahoney, and possibly the two leads— relationships sexual and gives us an ecumenical WHY WAIT UNTIL DARK? Jerry banning as Gentleman otherwise and turns them Irishman-Oh, ye of little Jim Corbett and Marcia CITY inside out. Between.the faith. A new play has opened at dances at Cabaret a lot of Rodd as his Nob Hill girl­ Lola Fisher, as the rich friend. San Francisco Repertory Co. love and frustration gets mother, creates a not too yUhy wait, when at the CLUB a at 19th Street and Colling- flung across the living The sets are grander than unfamiliar portrait of ^>/ood. It has a gay theme room floor. the Orpheum Theatre, itself, San Francisco society, as special daytime rate means you and is set in San Francisco The new playwright is Roy and are as exquisite as any­ well as a dash of Billie can use all the CLUB's facilities at less than the regular rates. circa 1973 to 1975. A. Hambrick. His CITY de­ thing concocted in musical Burke. comedy history, but the It concerns the Fortunes of picts recognizable charac­ The story is reminiscent of magic of good music, those who went to dance at ters, has humor, sadness, late show movies you turn CITY night club when it was" and brings back memories and dancing and captivating off before they even get story is missing. it is an then called CABARET. of one's first years in started. The producer, expensive turkey Jeffrey Orth plays a stud San Francisco-innocents librettist, lyricist, l^ it h a membership cost of S5, you’ll who is not too happy living on the way to decadence. composer has only fulfilled with his sensitive, roman­ Brian O'Connor plays the one of those duties-the * ■ have access to every CLUB Bath tic boyfriend (James Lees) . newcomer, Oscar, with a production is smashing, He can only relate to silly grin- as if he is but of what? William across the country; 32 in all. And you’ll meet people from all across getting fucked properly by totally innocent and at the Penzer did give everyone the country too, who use the CLUB Bath when they’re in town. a man. He would prefer same time the Devil's advo- a job, but how long? his boyhood buddy, a biker, cate in this play where Credit must be given to who also goes to African everyone is so hoping some­ set designer William Jazz dance class to do it, one will ask them out to Morris and costume design­ but the guy, played cooly dance. er Madeline Graneto for by Michael Derman, is not The play is new and still spending their money well, ^Pake that extra long lunch hour you ready to go so far with has birth pangs, but there and to the endless stage friendship as to hop in the is much that is sensitive hands that move the show deserve, or when you’re tired out sheets. and wellpdrawn. The act­ on a dime. Sharon, played by Deborah ing is a bit uneven at Songs repeat ad infinitum from shopping, or tennis, or when you just want to take a break Schoenberg, is a fag-hag times and seems to wander and they all sound like from it all. and trys to keep spirits up out of focus. One would "Strolling Through The Park when no one or nothing else like to look at it as a One Day." will, she is always plann­ photograph-tie it down to The^earthquake and last ing a party and hopes that one image, but the struc­ tableaux put the icing on Food Stamps will start ture of the play, itself, «terry tanning a very hollow cake. serving coffee and sandwich­ is rather like a dance with es while you're waiting. no particular steps. Jerry banning looks good as facilities? We have a sauna, steam She believes her herpes are This seems to be its the fighter Jim Corbett in "self-induced." strength as well as its an Bakins—like portrait. Complete Lithography Service room, a huge whirlpool bath, a Michael is criticized for weakness. 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FI 1.1. I.I<)C()H l!.\H n o i 1)1.SCO Bring This Ad And I’LL Buy You A Drink iiysolf— Paul Archar/Naw Mgr. her granola with Colombian. pair just sitting in the middle of the road. It Steve yelled, "Men, man your ¿lenders" as a wiped I mentioned to Steve that it might be a good idea to B o b H e n d ry out Empress was escorted back to her throne. appeared as if they ahd been crying. Souffles were make this contest an annual event-like the Castro falling, roasts and stews turned out half cooked and Street Fair for example. The Emperor and Empress For a while there was a strange, almost eerie still­ hams half baked. Four o'clock and still no electri­ nodded their royal heads in agreement since it would city. The contest was a disaster. ness. The onlookers on either side of the street were give tAism one more function to attend and all the a n p r e s s Trashella decided on a little morale motionless. Every now and then a head would bob up publicity that would ensue.- The time was now 3:35. and down strainging to catch a glimpse of the scene Suddenly and silently - it happened. boosting tour among the cooks. Well, it wasn't unfolding in front of them. A street that is accus­ exactly the high point of her reign. Someone tapped ^ U r g e tomed to the familiar roar of bikes, the sound of her on the shoulder. Turning around she became the THE GREAT FOLSOM OUTDOOR COOKING^ CONTEST PART TWO A tank topped and cut-off clad hunk went to a fridge heavy boots on cement, the jingling of countless to check on the progress of his creation (it was an recipient of at least a quart of clam and onion dip­ all over her Betty Ford Wig and her Oliver Hardy keychains and an occasional slurping sound in a Avacado and sourcream cheesecake^ when he noticed that face. It wasn't doing a thing for her makeup at all. Saturday dawned sunny and warm, it was going to be a darkened doorway was now being assaulted by a totally the little light didn't go on and there was no discern­ alien noise: the endless whirr of blenders and the ible hun either. He looked for the...yes, the plug This was the signal. From that point on it was chaos began to form - a trickle at first. By 11 AM it was dull thud made by the opening and closing of dozens was in. Not wanting to believe what had happened he and uncontrolled lunacy. For some obscure reason approaching full flood with one hour to go before the of refrigerators and ovens. Yes, it was an unusual cautiously began to check the other refrigerators then Trashella became the chief target and what a target start of the contest. Cheers, screams and applause sight indeed and this crowd of over 10,000 was the stoves and the other appliances as well. Caution she made. The unhappy Empress was a mess-all covered reverberated for blocks as the contestants arrived led really not ready for it. gave way to alarm as others made the same discovery. with dip, whipped cream and an occasional Swedish by Empress Trashella and her Imperial Court. The Nothing was working. There was no electricity. meatball. Somehow I managed to escape this caloric Empress was smiling radiantly and appeared to be the By 1:30 several truly mouthwatering trays of hors Someone yelled "POWER FAILURE". That did it. combat but Steve wasn't so lucky. The next time I epitome of royal chic in her sequined powder blue d'oeuvres were ready. Soon, the first of the saw him he was covered from head to toe in chocolate i^ugahide pantsuit from Fredericks of Emeryville. desserts was finished - a really elegant chocolate Reason and rationality reigned briefly as Steve and a fudge. I didn't ask him but I was pretty sure vhat he His Imperial Butchness, Tommy, Emperor XVII de San and peanut butter mousse. Ah yes, fir for the Gods. few others tried their damndest to control a situa­ wasn't too excited being the world's largest“Tudge- sicle. rancisco. Viceroy of Buena Vista Park and Grand The contestants were superb. It was their hour of tion that was out of their grasp completely. Fifteen took one last look at Folsom. The stoves, refrig­ Duke of Eureka was mingling through the crowd triumph and they knew it - and why not - they were minutes passed before word came from PG &E saying erators and all the other apparatus were being re­ autographing jock straps and hard hetts. surely more than a match for what the best cooks in that they were trying to locate the source of the moved. The debris was either being swept up or the entire country bad to offer in the way of culinary outage but weren't giving any estimate as to how soon sloshed down countless drains. It was over. Exuding charm and masculine grace he looked every expertise. No doubt about it, there queens were fan­ electricity would be restored. The temperature was inch an emperor in a World War ll German streetcar tastic. H frenzied cheer would go up as each dish heading for 90 and a merciless sun was beginning to The next time you drag some hot man out of The BRIG conductor's uniform from El Macho Drag on Mission ^as finished and announced over the loudspeakers. take its toll. Ice cubes were melting likewise don't get too pissed off if his levis smell like Street. Supervisor R.v. Milksauer was reported as The first of several tuna casseroles was ready by parfaits, cream pies, and numerous other frozen garlic and his hair reeks of teriyaki sauce. Be having been seen some werein the huge throng that 2:15 followed in rapid succession by a marvelous desserts. I saw several contestants overcome by des­ sympathetic for he's a veteran. He's spent his time in hell. lined each side of Folsom - but no one seemed to care. Beef Wellington, a Duck L'Orange, three Strawberries The air was saturated with the odor of grass, amyl Romanov, an enormous Baked Alaska and a weird and thousands of sweaty bodies as noon arrived. looking anchovy and, I think, blueberry quiche. The Finally, Empress Trashella appeared at the judges Participants weren't going to make the judging an easy booth and cheerily announced into the microphone: task. Steve had an expression of obvious satisfaction Legal Services at "We declare this bridge open and may God bless all on his face for the whole thing was going very Reasonable who sail on her." All too cheerily perhaps for poor smoothly - a lot smoother than he or anyone else had Fees Trashella was very messed up. Either she spent the thought possible. 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The Tops. majority of Americans, given the choice of hearing YARD, SHARE BATH WITH TWO EthelMerman was practically a performer before she Merman or almost anyone else, their choice would be DUDES — PORTERO HILL— $155 826-7833______(F5) could read or write. At the age of five in her Merman.. native Astoria, part of New York's borough of - When other performers with far less time in the FUR. OR UNF. APTS. IN LRG. Queen's, she began singing at church socials. There­ public eye have called it a day, Ethel Merman seeks SECURE BUILDING. $160. MO. after, she made continuous^amateur appearances while new fields to conquer. With the advent of her solo ALL UTILITIES PAID. LAUN­ r:ontiriuing throughout public school. 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