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April 14, 1983 UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI-SAINT LOUIS 'Issue 450 . Freeze denounced Earl Swift both refus ed to com­ and also to create an ad hoc Kevin A. Curtin co-news editor ment on the action. committee on admissions The assembly also passed a requirements. In its regular meeting held motion "that the Assembly on Wines said that the motion Sunday, the UMSL Student As­ Monday, May 2, 1983, take com­ regarding a performance audit of· sembly passed a motion that plete control of the University the university system is "merely denounces freezes on nuclear Center for a time not to exceed 24 a commitment to study the weapons passed by local, county hours." This motion passed by possibilities of doing it." He or state governments. acclamation, which is an en­ added that there is a huge legal The motion, which was brought thusiastic vote of approval process involved. "We want to to the assembly as new business, without a formal ballot. make sure that the univerSity denounces any proposed freeze Wines and Swift again declined isn't wasting money," Wines resolutions "which would man­ to comment on thi s motion. said. " It would probably involve date a freez~ on U.S. nuclear The assembly also unanimously using state money to audit, not weapons modernizations pro­ approved a motion that places an university money." grams before any meaningful immediate freeze on funding for Th e assembly believes the ad and verifiable arms reduction the Student Escort program " un­ hoc committee is necessasry to agreements with the U.S.S.R. til a written guarantee is ob­ monitor admissions requirements are achieved." tained from Chief IWiliiam G·I throughout the university sys­ Th e motion passed by a margin Karabas that our money will only tem. A representative from the Sharon Kubatzky of 9 to 8, and two assembly mem­ support evening hours." Associated Black Collegians Swift said that the action is a JACK FROST: Jeff Hutsler, a member of the UMSL men's bers abstained. Assembly Rep. would serve on the committee to measure to emphasize an escort baseball team, watches his teammates keep warm. See related Joe Lamb sponsored the motion. insure equity. The committee story, page 16. Student AssocIatIOn PresId ent program, not a "Student Patrol." would report its findings to the Larry Wines and Vice President He said that the money was mis­ UMSL UniverSity Senate. spent. " Until the administration "Here at UMSL, our senate is willing to assure us that the sets admissions requirements," escort program is operated the Wines said. "But at Co lumbia. ' Budget process assailed way we want it, we're not going to there is a fight between the give it any money," Swift said. "If faculty and the provost over who we have to, we'll run it ourselves." can change admission require­ Wines said. " Last year we had The Opera Workshop group Although tentative allocations In other business, the <'s­ ments. We want to stay on top of enough money. This year we rt!quested $4,034 but only re­ have been made for 1983-84, the sembly decided to examine the Student Activities Budget Com­ didn't. " ceived $400. The Mathematics possibilities of calling for a per­ See "Assembly," page 6 mittee is coming under fire from Cl ub received only $120 of the Lettner and Anderson said formance audit of the univerSity two of its members because 01 $835 it requested arid the Psy­ they were disturbed with Dean of the methods, procedures and chology Organization received Student Affairs Lowe S. rationale used in allocating the $25 of their $750 request. MacLean's actions during the funds. "They (the budget committee) Flasher- caught In U MSL library budget hearings. Lettner add ed The· two committee members, are dead set against any aca­ that MacLean'S role is to be a Cedric R. Anderson, and Roland demic ti'es whatsoever," Ander­ and the flasher was referred neutral party who directs the Daniel J. Johnson Lettner, said that they think the son said. "That reflects harshl y to. the dean of student affairs flow of the budgetary body. This reporter whole budget process is "ridi­ on the speech communication for counseling and dis­ year, however, MacLean would culous." department. ., A flasher was. caught in the ciplinary action. police said. give 10-minute scenarios on the Thomas Jefferson Library on Similar such incidents have groups during the hearings, Anderson added that one thing "We were $16,000 over allo­ April 4, a library spokeman occurred before in the Ii brary. according to Lettner. he was upset about was the riders cations after the budgets were said. several on the fifth floor, the MacLean responded by saying being attached to groups' all 0.­ reviewed," Lettner said. "Larry spokesman said. This is the that Lettner had only attended cations. He said that an example About 2 p.m. a female stu­ .- Wines, Student Association pre­ first incident to take place on one budget committee meeting. of riders being attached to sup­ dent reported to library per­ si dent and member of the budget the fourth floor. MacLean serves as ex-officio plementary allocations could be sonnel someone flashing committee, just started cutting chairman on the budget commit­ seen in the University Program among the shelves on Level4. 7)<2 percent off all big budgets. He The male student arrested tee. He has no voting privileges Board's 1982-83 budget. Ander­ UMSL police were called and wanted to cut all small budgets fits th'e description of some­ in this capacity. "It is the stu­ son said the board received library personnel went to before the meeting began." one seen flashing in the li­ dents' decisions, not mine," . $2 ,000 to bring speakers to cam­ investigate . The budget committee met brary . in November. the MacLean said. "Whatever they pus. However, according to .. recently to hold hearings for A chase ensued to Level 5 spokesman said. UMSL police come up with, I have to go along Anderson, they were told that campus organizations request­ where the flasher, a short, are patrolling the building with it. That policy was decided $1,000 of this money had to be ing funds for 1983-84. Although thin, male UMSL student who more frequenty. when Student Association used to used for a black speaker. The requ.ests increased by 28 percent wore glasses, a beige sweater be called Central Council. That committee brought Dick Gregory, a over last year, the committee and brown Levis, was caught "Hopefully. students will was back in 1977 ." black human activist, to campus tentatively allocated $205,089, and arrested. Police had help us by reporting anything Several groups on campus that on March 16 . an increase, of only 2 percent arrived within five minutes, strange on the fourth or fifth have academic ties felt a bud­ Anderson said that the budget from 1982- 83 . the spokesman said. floors or anyplace in the li­ getary cut for 1983-84. The foren­ committee's primary respon- No charges were pressed brary," the spokesman said. " Last year five groups got 100 sics and debate team requested percent of what they requested. $14 ,588. It received only $3 ,000. See " Committee," page 6 Not one group got that this year,"

.. Student Assembly discusses reorganization is put forth by the Executive Wines' proposal is to re- "The student court cannot outlaw Wines said. "We could write in . there that no blonde-haired, Erik Schaffer committee. '~ It causes pro- organize the assembly into three a bylaw. They can 'only interpret reporter our constitution. blems," said Wines, "because branches: the executive, the See "Reorganization," page 7 you don't have a real flow of legislative, and the judicial "We could write anything," The UMSL Student Assembly ideas." branches. The executive branch currently is. discussing the pos­ The only division within the would be made up of the pres i- sibility of a reorganization which, assembly is the Student Court, dent, vicepresident, a student according to Larry Wines, presi­ and this, according to Wines, is advocate, a public relations per- dent of the Student Association, budgeted through the Student son, the various heads of the inside would provide a better balance of Association. The court makes departments such as the Student power and would enable students rlliings on traffic violations, Foundation, the University Pro- Chad Welcome aboard to become more involved in stu­ grievances between students, gram board and the University dent government. . and conducts impeachment Center. "Then the legislative Chad Everett, starof"Medi­ Junior-college basketball .. The assembly presently is proceedings. body," Wines said, "would have a cal Center," is extremely standout Ted Meier has made up of elected represen­ fiscal committee, a 'budget pro- popular with some UMSL decided to cast his lot with students. the Rivermen. . tatives, one for every 500 stu­ "We don't have a real balance cess, a rules committee, and page 9 dents. The president and vice of power now, " Wines said. "We would deal with more legislative page 17 president are elected at large have one, basically all-powerful matters." Wines said the legisla- and also are members of the assembly which has members tive body would also deal with the Streaking assembly. being the executive. We need a budget committee and organi- . According to the Student balanced system. We need one zational representation. The UMSL baseball team is editorials ...... 4-5 Association constitution, the that has at least three branches Under this reorganization, on a three-game winning features/arts ...... 9-13 president is responsible for sub­ of which each branch has its job Wines would like to see the judi- streak. classifieds ...... 10 mitting a program of legislation and also has a certain amount of cial branch receive power to rule page 16. around U MSL...... 14-15

to the assembly. Wines said tha! powerhl'\u "n..l over a~ the other!)l!)n two,.o . That'_s _ _a __bylaw____ unconstit...~IL l!tional. _____ "It ....!. ______sports...... 16-19 ... _. page 2 CURRENT April 14 , 1983 Smeal, former 'NOW chi.ef, lectures to women she said, in believing, "Justice in the 1982 elections. She urged Frank Russell would be done." the audience to support. Woods' assistant features/ arts editor "They ended the campaign 10 bid for lieutenant governor in Women's organizations must years later," she said, "politicized, 1984 , saying that she hoped organize if they are to continue to determined they would never Woods would run again in 1988. become an effective political again be spectators." Women, "We need people like her there," force, Eleanor Smeal said in a she said, must run for office and she said. lecture at UMSL last Friday. assert themselves as more of a political force. Smeal predicted the women's Smeal, past president of the vote will have a larger impact in National Organization for Women, " I know myself," she said, "I'll 1984 , especially if President gave the keynote address of the never be satisfi~d again watch­ Ronald Reagan runs again. 1983 UMSL Co nference on ing other people push buttons." Reagan, she said, was elected by Women's Issues. Ninety-four percent of the a primarily male vote in 1980 and The defeat of the Equal Rights state senators, she said, who the female difference, she said, Amendment may actually have voted on the amendment were could have cost him the election. helped the women's movement, male, as were eighty-six percent Smeal said that the women's she said. "None of us felt we of the state representatives. The movement is concerned with could lose." women's vote, she said, did have issues including the defense a major impact on the 1982 budget, social security and Smeal said that the defeat of Rich Pod horn the amendment could not be elections. education. She said that women's attributed to Phyllis Schlafly and. In at least 70 statewide races, interests in these areas do not SMEAL, YOU'RE qN CANDID CAMERA: Eleanor Smeal, for­ other anti-ERA women, but was such as governors or U.S. sen­ stem from only a level of com­ mer president of the National Organization for Women, spoke due to the failure of business and ators, the women's vote was passion, but also from a more at UMSL last Friday. the Republican and Democratic strong enough to make the dif­ practical level. parties to properly support the ference. A large defense budget, she Women are interested in Kay Gabbert of the political amendment. . Republican candidates, she said, not only creates havoc in education because 75 percent of "consulting firm Gabbert and Eight-three percent of the said, fared worse than Demo­ the world, but creates relatively the nation's teachers are women, Wright will speak on "Getting Her Republican sf ate legislators crats, but the difference was fewer female jobs. she said. Elected: The How-To's of Can­ voted no on the amendment, she more profound where one can­ Women are interested in social " It is a time that more women didacy" from 11 a.m. to 12:30 said, but ke.v Democrats voted didate was female and the other security because more women must assume leadership," Smeal p.m. for its defeat as well. male orwhere a gender issue was are dependent on the program. said. "We're needed at the na­ A panel discussion with five Seventy-five percent of the involved. " It is their lifeline," she said, ti~nal level a'nd we're needed members of the North St. Louis women state legislators voted in Smeal praised state Sen. "and they hold it deeply. It is a fast. " County chapter of NOW, "Wo­ favor of the ERA. as opposed to Harriet Woods for coming as women's issue." Men more often men's Issues: How to Keep it The 1983 UMSL Conference on only forty-six iJen:ent of the men. close as she did in her race supplement social security with Goin' When You Think You're Worn ens Issues will continue The women's movement failed, against U.S. Sen. John Danforth private pensions, she said. Alone," will be held at 1:30 p.m. Saturday in Room 213 Clark Janis Londe of the St. Louis Hall. Metropolitan Women's Political Pam Ross; Missouri state Caucus will speak on " An Over­ General election plans .are set coordiriator of NOW, will speak view: Maximizing Our Political on " Defeat of the ERA: Where Do student IDs to poll workers and eliminate all organization Power" from 3 to 4 p.m. We Go From Here?" at 9 a.m. Kevin A. Curtin before a ballot will be issued to representatives from the as­ The slide show " Notable co-news editor A representative from the them. The 10 must be a currently sembly. The referendum needS a Women in St. Louis History," will Women's Register will speak on validated card. Win~s said that simple majority from the student be shown continually from 9 a.m. Plans for the upcoming gen­ "Networking, a Strategy for Sur­ eral elections to the Student pOSitions available for can­ body to pass. to 4 p.m. in Room 206 Clark Hall. vival" at 10 a.m. Assembly have been finalized, didates are Student Association Hall. according to Student Association president and vicepresident and Poll workers are needed for President Larry Wines. Wines representatives from each the elections. Workers will be YOU NEED A RESUME confirmed that the elections will school on campus. Those schools paid $3.45 an hour and will man if you are about to grpduate and/or enter the job market. be held April 25 and 26. are College of Arts and Sciences, the polling booths in shifts. Poll School of Business Administra­ PROFESSIONAL RESUME SERVICE Polls will be set up in the l.ob­ workers will work to insure that . 225 S. Meramec, #201 Clayton bies of the University Center. the tion, Evening College, Graduate only currently enrolled students Call 726-0999 for appointment. Education Office Building and School, School of Education, participate in the election. They the Social Sciences and Bu siness School of Optometry and School will also enforce regulations pro­ Special Student Rates: Building. The polls will be open of Nursing. hibiting campaigning at the Outline Resume $15 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. and from 5 to The number of representative polls. Interested students may Thorough Resume w/Counseling 35 7 p.m. each day of the elections. seats in the assembly is deter­ contact the Student Association Cover Letter 15 mined by using the enrollment by calling 553-5104 or by stop­ IBM Proportional Typing/Offset Printing Parchment Copies: The Student Assem.bly chose figures from the 1982 winter ping by 262 University Center. 25 - 53, 50 - $5. Pat Connaughton as election semester. One representative is commissioner at the April meet­ chosen to represent 500 students. ing. Connaughton will supervise However, there will be a the election, with the aid of Earl referendum on this year's ballot Swift, vicepresident of the Stu­ that would alter the representa­ dent Association, and N. Alan tion system. It will reduce the Wilson. Wilson and Swift com­ number represented from 500 to plete the election commission 300 , automatically increases the roster. size of the Student Assembly Students must present their from 25 members to 40 members

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Sony by some work he had done Daniel J. Johnson . there earlier and was able to reporter obtain one. KWMU has become the first The unit, he said, which would and only radio station in St. Louis sell for about $800 to $1 ,000 at the to use the new Sony compa<;t retail price, was donated to the disc system. station with·10 classical and jazz discs, in order to help promote The station first used the sys­ tem on April 4 on its " Morning the new system. At least 30 other cities have the new system. Show," he said. " They are putting out rock and " We have used it quite often," roll," Hufker said, "but we just he said. " What we're going to do haven't gotten that far yet." Each is work it into our regular disc is one-sided and can play up schedule." to one hour of music. Hufker said KWMU probably will feature the compact disc on The disc, which has a diameter Rich Pod horn of 4 ~ inches and is silver, resem­ new releases this week and also ~HAT SOUNDS ~O~D: KWM~ recently received a Sony compact disc player. The stati~n is th produce a two-hour program on bles a small phonograph album. first and only station In St. LouIs to own one. e the disc later this year. But unlike an album, which has grooves and uses a needle to pick spins the disc between 200 and repeat a passage of any desired Hufker said it shou Id not cost • Thomas M. Barclay, an up sound, it contains pits with 500 revolutions per minute and length. much to operate and maintain announcer for the station, had music encoded into them; in sets itself to the correct speed "This is · not a gimmick," he the system. been interested in a digital sys­ digits. A laser beam in the disc automatically. Also, the pl ayer is said. "We're just using what '·There is very little to wear out tem. Hufker said. So he called player reads these digits and operated more like a tCipe recor­ everyone will have in their the discs," he said . . " Laser , around and found Sony had one. converts them back into music. der, he said. It is able to fast for­ homes. It will replace the stan­ See " Player," page 6 Hufker knew some people at The disc player, Hufker said, ward and reverse, pause, and can dard pl ayer." CBS's, Robert Hyland addresses crowd SL Anthony's Medi cal ··Center, Several prominent govern­ Hyland said that hi s greatest gi nning the '·At Your Service" Barb DePalma ambition in life was to be the pre­ program on KMOX Radio. While co-news editor and a board member of the St. ment figures have been brought Lou is Chapter of the National to St. Louis under Hyland's sident of CBS. " It was offered to at KMOX , he also saw the station Robert Hyland, regional vice Association forthe Advancement influence. These people include me three times and I turned it become the first to editorialize president of CBS Radio, an­ of Colored People and St. Louis former U.S. Secretary of State down three times," he said , and the first to endorse a can­ swered questions about CBS and Urban League. Alexander Haig, Vice President " because I had gotten so involved didate. KMOX also was the first civic issues before an audience "You have to mix bu siness George Bu sh, Treas ury Sec­ in community affairs." station in the nation to use a at UMSL Friday. His appearance with yo ur civic duties," Hyland retary Donald Regan, Se!!retary Hyland was named regional warning system for severe was· sponsored by Delta Sigma said. " If they don't go hand in of Defense Caspar Weinberger vice president of CBS Radio in weather co nditions. This plan Pi, UMSL's professional busi­ hand, something is wrong. In and President Ronald Reagan. 1973, and was the first person to was later adopted nationally by ness fraternity. business today, you have to com­ " One of the biggest thrills of hold such a position within the the National Weather Service. "St. Louis has got a lot of mit yo urself to the area in which my life was introducing the pre­ CBS organization. Prior to t his The station was also the first to attributes to offer," Hyland said. you live. Business relies on the sident of the United States," appointment, he was vice presi­ broadcast a college course and " It has got a lot of attractions for city in which you live." Hyland said. "We s hared lunch in dent of CBS Radio and general broadcast from both houses of people to see." He add ed that there needs to front of 4,000 people. I got to manager of KMOX-AM and the Missouri legislature. Hyland is involved in many be more participation among the kn ow a lot about him in one hour. KMOX-FM for 14 years. '· 1 have had a lot of experiences activities devoted to the St. Louis general public in what goes on in He's a marvelous man." Hyland is responsible for be- and thrills in my life." Hyland area and its people, growth, and the cities. "However, there's got said. " If these experiences will future. He is the present chair­ to be a fine balance," Hyland help you in business and in your man of the St. Louis Regional said. " You 've got to watch what careers, that is what I want to Commerce and Growth Associa­ you do . You have to do your civic do ." tion, chairman of the board of the duty as well as not neglecting Hyland was asked about the Lindenwood Colleges in St. your business. Business is the name and format change at Charles; chairman of the board at main responsibility." KHTR radi o (formerly KMOX­ FM). He said . that the station "cried out for an identity" so both the identity and format of the Concerts and Lectures Committee station were changed. Hyland said because of the changes, presents KHTR has risen from 13th to second place in St. Louis radio stations. . The change was made after area surveys were taken, he said. ·' It was done with a great deal of ASp'en thought.-' Hyland said. " It is the only place in a major market where two stations are owned by one entity." at lTMSL CBS owns five television stations, seven AM radio stations a new young artists senes and seven FM radio stations, Hyland said. RADIO Robert Hyl-and, regional vice president of R~CEIVER: " Radio and TV ure really still CBS Ra.dlo, recently appeared at UMSL to answer questions about his station and civic issues. in their infancy," he said. " The Music School Competitions trouble with our business today • • » • • • • • » • • » • • » • » • » • • » • • » • • • • • • • • • is that the business has grown so fast that the future in electronic Peter Winograd, Violin UNIVERSITY PROGRAM BOARD media today is sensational. I'm AND UNIVERSITY.CENTER terribly excited. The field is wide open." present Hyland expressed some con­ cern over the growth of cable. However, he sees cable as being WEDNESDAY a " formidable financial com­ petitor with the networks" and forsees battles between the net­ NOON LIVE works and cable by 1990 . with See " Hyland," page 8 E ·RHONDO'S THINK YOU'RE Wednesday, April 2~, 1983 BLUES DELUXE PREGNANT? 12:15 pm, J.C. Penney Auditorium April 20 WILL IT BE A PROBLt=M? For FREE confidential testing & help ,\.inli ..... inn Fr('(' 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. call ~t ' utinl! Ull It fiJ·... '~( · unu · . (ir !"ll- ~ pr"'-·d tUJ.!iOi.loi. . Greater St. Louis Area 962-5300 F ...· IId"ili"n,,) inf"rmllli"n. "1\ 11 U. Center Patio/Lounge "":S-""36. Ballwin Branch 227-2288 R4'('(' Plioll for tlw IIrli!'t!ii follClwin~ tlw rec." itHI. Cave Springs Branch 447-9300

.. "." ...... « ...... • ...... page 4 CURRENT April 14 , 1983 editorials Change· will provide equality

Students can assure themselves of a ted by their appointment as an organi­ 7be VIIISI. A,,-I;­ n.e Je¥r ~I."o TIt. G,.. It.~.~ more equitable representation in Student zational representative as well as the Association if they decide to support a Clf/b V.14s It elected representatives in their par­ ~~." .Iy ,.." C'fIb VHU E"tH,';' Wu referendum calling for the elimination of ticular school; no other students receive all organizational representatives from such a privilege. the Student Assembl y at the upcoming In addition, organizational represen­ Student Association elections. tatives usually have one interest - their The referendum, which will be placed organization. Since they are appointed, on the general ballot for the April 25 and 26 they often have no idea of what is going on elections, was recommended by the Stu­ with issues concerning something other dent Assembly and stands a good chance than their organization. This kind of situa­ of passing. For the sake of a more tion does not bode well for an effective organized student government in years to student government. co me, passage of this referendum de­ Under Student Assembly's proposed finitely would be a step in the right change, all . organizational represen­ direction. tatives will be eliminated and the elected .. The present system of representation is representatives will be voted in on the unfair. Since most student organizations basis of one student for every 300 in a par­ contain approximately 30 to 40 members, ticular school. This change in the ratio of each representative appOinted by the stu­ stud ents to be represented will allow dent organizations represents about 30 to more students to get involved in student 40 students. Elected representatives, on government through elections. More elec- the other hand, represent about 500 ted representatives, who hopefully will be students in a particular school. Conse­ more versed on a wide range of issues than quently, organizational representatives organization.

Costly mess Association candidates Program stumbles again•

This semester's whimsical saga of the employed and the times they work. The should apply nO\N UMSL Student Escort Program has just patrol has been employed during the day, about reached a fitting climax. The pro­ which isn't exactly the most demanding The Current will publish its annual application form as soon as possible. We gram is nearly out of funds and has been time for escorting stud ents. An escort pro­ "Meet the Candidates" issue next week, also have provided an information sheet forced to cut back on its operations. gram is needed at night, primarily for the giving students the opportunity to gather that candidates should fill out and return benefit of the evening students. information about those students running to the Current offices, Room 1 Blue Metal At the crux of the problem is a miser­ But because of the financial troubles, for election into Student Association and Office Building, the Information Desk or able lack of communi catiop between Stu­ the Student Patrol is no longer escorting Student Assembly. The elections will be Student Association offices by 5 p.m. dent Association, which was funded $7 ,500 held April 25 and 26. tomorrow. to start the program this semester. and students at night - a real ripoff to those evening stupents who took advantage of the University Police, which was asked by Unfortunately, some students running the service. . Student Association to take the money to for president, vice president or represen­ That the program is nearly out of funds get the program off the ground. Since the tative on Student Assembly will not be is a laughable, albiet sad, situation. It first day the Student Patrol donned its arm aided by the published information in next doesn't take a financial wizard to figure bands and went to work, misunderstan­ week's issue. Because the deadline for out how to safely spend $7,500 on a pro­ dings between the two parties involve.d applying for the elections isn't until the lett.ers gram like this. That it is running out of day our next issue is published, the have caused a costly mess, or more money is an example of poor manage­ appropriately, a waste of student money. Current will be unable to gather and ment. include in our special edition information When the Student Patrol started ticket­ Student Association passed a motion at about those who apply at the last minute. ing cars for parking violations, while its last meeting to outline exactly what it Explains being paid wages out of student money, wants out of the escort program and send a Traditionally, the deadline for applica­ many students objected. Earl Swift, Stu­ copy to Karabas. This move sou nd s like tion has been exactly one week before the dent Association vi ce president, dis­ something that should have been done a first day of elections. This provided the definitions cussed the matter with Director of long time ago. . Cu rrent with enough time to gather perti­ University Police William G. Karabas, The escort program dilemma bears a nent information about the candidates and include it in the election issue. If that had Dear Editor: and soon the Student Patrol stopped tic­ striking resemblance to last year's fatal Mi ssing points for Joe Janowski and keting cars. shuttle bus fiasco, an experiment which been the case this year, no one would be Slighted. Name Withheld: A few days later, the Student Patrol cost the university about $8 ,100. The ser­ 1. American Indians were communists issued warning flags on cars which had vice failed miserably because of poor It appears, however, that Student because they lived in communes. War was unlocked doors or valuables inside in full planning. Association waited too long in making an important part of a brave's life. Fur­ view. Again, students protested. Again, And for all intents and purposes, the plans for this year's elections. Whatever ther, Indians believed they were con­ the practice was stopped. UMSL Student Escort Program has suf­ the reason for the delay, it's inexcusable. trolled by a pagan god, The Great Spirit. Another point of controversy has been fered the same fate - and as usual, at the The Current asks those who have The faSCists, National Socialists (Nazis) the number of Student Patrol members students' expense. decided to run for election to fill out the and Soviets built large scale communes they called The State. They also believed they were controlled by pagan gods. To all there was The State. To National Social­ CURRENT ists there was the Master Race or the Ger­ man Race. To fascists there was Immortal Italy. To the Czars there was Mother University of Missouri-St. Louis staff Russia and to the Soviets there is The Par­ ty . Communism is the denial of the reality 1 Blue Metal Office Building Jeff Kuchno Dan Kimack production assistants 8001 Natural Bridge Road editor assistant sports editor Linda Belford of individual autonomy. Marilyn Brand 2. I did not say that our government St. Louis, Mo. 63121 Jeff Lamb Rich Podhorn Laurie Bunkers copy editor photography director Ken Eckert recognizes it a sin against God for any man Phone: 553-5174 typesetter Dave Trammel . Kathy Lansden to order or control another man's life or Barb DePalma graphic artist Jamie Levine property. Obviously, if it did, there would The C~rrent is published weekly on Thursdays. co-news editor Tina Schneider Todd Schowalter be no draft registration, no taxation and no Advertising rates are available upon request by contact­ Kevin A. Curtin cartoonist reporters: regulation of the economy. To know that co-news editor Greg Barnes something is morally right is not to say ing the Business Office at 553 -5175. Space reservations production chief Marty Klug Gary Belsky for advertisements must be received by noon Monday typesetter Bob Chitwood that what is morally right exists. prior to the date of publication. Sue Rell Kay Luebbers Sharon Copeland 3. 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Sanders Erik Schaffer the opinion of the individual writer. sports editor business manager Debbie Suchart Member, central committee Missouri Libertarian Party Apri114, 1983 CURRENT page 5 _ore letters Advocates literary discrimination against Belsky's satire Dear Editor: the close of your article) those who be­ at all. With misunderstandings and irrespectful As a firm believer in a student voice lieve, trust and invite Christ to take over Maybe harshness was a bit excessive attitudes surfacing such as Mr. Belsky's (where allowable) and the freedom to air their life, shall live forever. here but under the circumstances I be­ Sunday school sounds like a great idea. one's personal opinion, let me add that Concerning the referral to the teachings lieve it was quite in demand. To depict sometimes sensible literary discrimina­ of Sunday school as "crap" I would hardly God in any but as the holy, all-powerful tion can be quite an asset to an intelligent classify any Bi!>lical account or principle and all-knowing Creator of the universe is Sincerely, student body such as can be found at as anything close to "crap." You're deal­ blasphemous and cannot be tolerated. Douglas A. Worsham UMSL. And I think that such discrimina­ ing with the awesome, life-transforming tion should be applied to articles such as power that God's Word has on d ege~erate Gary Belsky's" Another religious holiday and depraved man. It bears a Supreme What are neo-pagans? ... and another Bible Story." title; that being Truth, not "crap." Be­ Mr. Belsky displayed what I thought to sides, Sunday school is not something to Dear Editor: the attack? be an attitude of confusion and ignorance be outgrown. It is simply a time of Biblical I am writing in direct response to Mr. Brundick made it quite clear that toward the Biblical and historical signi­ teaching and application and is for all William Brundick Jr.'s comments in the the Soviet Union is big on violence and ficance of the Passover and Easter. And as ages. April 7 issue of the Current. In that letter killing these days. and there is no bigger an inevitable product of confusion and Mr. Belsky not only depicted Moses as a Mr. Brundick refers to "campus liberals" or more violent way to kill than with an ignorance one can only expect the very half-witted imbecile but also God as pre­ as "leftist, neo-paganistic" martyrs. I've attack with nuclear arms. The twisted same thing - ignorance and confusion. ty much of the same caliber., How sad. searched through a couple of dictionaries logic of an arms race seems to say that the This, Mr. Belsky has meticulously dis­ Moses was one of the greatest ieaders God and still have not discovered exactly what best way to make sure Russia will not des­ played. chose to use. You can read it for yourself in . neo-pagans are or which aspects of sup­ troy us is to challenge it to create new and The Passover and Easter accounts were Exodus, chapters 2 through 20 . Maybe this porting liberal poliCies neo-paganize a improved devices of destruction. Does not only referred to as non-creative and could help. The inferrance of the stupidity person. The rest of his letter is directed at daring such a force of evil to perfect its irrelevant but as "crap" we should have of God simply reflects a lack of knowledge the supporters of a nuclear freeze, so system of war seem safe? left at Sunday school" as little kiddies. ' of who God really is. perhaps it is the extreme pacifism of not If Russia could destroy us and come out Now, I ask Mr. Belsky, how can a historical Mr. Belsky's overall treatment of the desiring to blow up the world that really unhurt they would have done it by now. and fa ctual account be altered into some subject simply demonstrated ignorance brings out the neo-pagan in a man. The only reall y safe thing to do is to stop new creative story to suit the minds of and maybe even a refusal to be informed In any case, after dazzling us with six­ them from reaching that point. A nu clear those dissatisfied observers of religious and enlightened by the scriptures. I won­ syllabled adjectives Mr. Brundick gets to freeze would do just that. It would call for a thought? I mean. how can yo u legitimately der, should we as readers be subject to the the point. He gives an enumerated listing cessation of ar ms bu ildup by both the claim such distaste? What do you want to ramblings of one who refuses enlighten­ of such things as the war in Afghanistan, United States AND the Soviet Un ion . It do? Change these age-old accounts that ment? I say it is an insult to our inteiligen­ terrorism, slave labor in Vietnam and might not end the misery in Central are actually God-breathed to fit your ce, let alone our religious convictions .... Marxist guerillas in Central America. He America or Vietnam, but it would be a whims? I hardly think God oper ates like No Gary, Moses didn't want to fo rm a tells of the "tens of thousands being sys­ . major step toward a more peaceful that. Whether you have any regard for Go d Boy Scout troop and neither did he mis­ tematically executed by the Mos cow-Cub a world. or not, let it be known that the Passover take (even for a moment) the Egyptian alliance." He then asks " How then should was ordered, planned and of utmost im­ armies for the Kentucky Derby. No, Gary, the West reply?" The trend in anti-freeze letters to the portance to God. Not only did it fulfill ideas of lifeboats and dog-paddling I agree with him that these are truly Current has been to' refer to Russia as God's promise of judgment on the dis­ weren't entertained and neither did Pha­ horrible situations. The injustice and dis­ "atheistic." America is not. though. If obedient and deliverance of His precious roah even desire to move to San Diego. regard for human life ranks among the America would pyt less faith in Russian people, but it was an actual type of His God didn't have a secretary and if he did greatest atrocities in history. But as awful treachery and more faith in God by taking very son, Jesus Christ (I Corinthians 5:7) . she probably wouldn't have a desire for as these things are, can they really be that first step toward peace - a nu clear Because of the blood of a slain spotless coffee. compared to a nuclear war? Can they be freeze - we might find the walk toward lamb being placed on the sideposts of the Now I know that what we have here is a compared to tens of millions of people peace a lot easier and faster than is door of Jewish dwellings, life would be work of satire and I too am playing along. being' systematically 'd-estroyed in an ins­ thought by the paranoid and frightened spared inside, from the plague of death. But can't you see the lack of worth such an tant, or the slow and painful death from supporters of a nuclear arms race. Likewise because of the shed of blood of article has? Anything that discredits God radioactive contamination to be suffered Christ (that you so briefly mentioned at and His men, to me, has no literary value by anyone unfortunate enough to survive Joe Rodgers

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Granger, or any other member of Dan Kimack "The Greeks are concerned the race this year to involve the bringing together of the students assistant sports editor the biology department, would that this is getting blown out of general student body. Instead, it is worth a lot more than the have terminated the race. proportion," Watts said. "It was is making them look bad." algae," Granger said. "This race A tentatively scheduled canoe making the Greek system look Opposition to the race was first couldn't kill all the algae unless race across Bugg Lake, April 22, " Everything is relative," bad, but they decided to go ahead brought up by a handful of Greek they brought in the Admiral. as part of the annual Greek Granger said. " You can't do this with it because of the informa­ organizational members who " If I were back in college, I games here on campus, will be without harming something; tion from the biology depart­ contacted the Humane SOCiety of would be excited and wanting the held following the approval of some algae will be destroyed ment." Missouri stating their concerns. race to take place," he added. biology chairman Charles R. along with the mud worms in the This later was dismissed be­ Watts conceded the only way Granger. bank and plants will be pushed The vote for the race was not cause of a lack of evidence show­ the race could be called off at this Some members of Greek into the lake. But I don't see any unanimous, though, according to ing a true threat to the ecological point would be for those in organizations here at UMSL have real danger. . . I dont think the Watts. There were no votes environment of the lake. opposition to the event to take expressed opposition to such an ducks will stand there and get against the race, but some frater­ "The social activity and the activity in fear of upsetting the beaten by oars." nity and sor-ority representatives their case to higher authorities. ecological balance of the lake. With Granger's approval, the did abstain from the voting due to Because of their concern. assis­ Greek Week Steering Committee conflicting interests, Watts said. tant director of Student Life Curt passed a motion in a recent meet­ " It's kind of ironi'c," Watts Assembly Watts said that disapproval by ing in favor of the canoe race. explained. "The Greeks instituted from page 1 dum would take effect Oct. 1, 1983, after the regular Septem­ this situation so that some stu­ ber elections are used to replace CORlRlittee----'------dent input is heard." the lost 16 seats. The motion The assembly also agreed on passed 14 to O. There were five the wording for the referendum abstentions. from page 1 can back myself up with statis­ tees and organizations." that will appear on the April 25 Wines also announced in his tics and I know the system well," The budget committee will · and 26 general elections ballot. presidential report that a pro­ he said. "I believe it is a strong meet Thursday at 1- p.m. to hear This referendum will eliminate sibility is to all ocate funds, but posal to purchase a computer for part of decision-making." appeals from student groups on all ' organizational represen­ they have no enforcement power. the Student Association has been tatives from the assembly, but their allocations for 1983- 84 . If submitted t,o the Student Ser­ However, Wines defended would increase the number of The budget committee's only deemed necessary, a second vices Fee Committee. The com­ attaching riders to allocations. elected r epresentatives from the concern, according to Wines, is session will be held Friday.· puter will allow better record­ He said that two years ago the five schools on campus from 25 to that student money is handled keeping and also insure that ade­ Outback Club was given money 40 members. for equipment and took the completely by students through­ Information for this story was quate research and more com­ equipment home. " We paid for out the process. "Only students compiled by Jeff Kuchno. editor and There presently are 24 elected munication between student it," Wines said. "If a group gets should have hands-on control of Kevin A. Curtin and Barb DePalma. and 16 organizational represen­ grou ps can be conducted, accord­ money for a project then it should student budgets," he said . " If you co-news editors. tatives. If passed, the referen- ing to Wines. complete the project. We (the don't have hands-on, then stu­ budget committee) are entrusted dents don't get as much out of with students' money," the activities." Lettner and And erson said they ar e concerned with Win es Wines said th'at everyone on being vindictive toward campus the budget committee took a test organizations. Lettner said that before he or she was selected to people who muster opposition to make sure he had enough Wines must be concerned about knowledge of campus organi za­ what is going to happen to their tions and a willingness to serve organization. "Larry is extreme­ on the committee. "Students are ly vindictive," Lettner said . " He mature enough to make their own inflicts it upon everyone that decisions," Wines said. " In creas­ person comes in contact with." ing student input has been my Wines said. however, that he is main goal. The committee has to concerned with organizations on be balanced in terms of race, sex campu s. "I do my homework. I and representation on co mmit-

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Chancellor Arnold B. Grobman is seeking the names of students who would be interested in serving on a number of UMSL commit­ Senior nurses show skill tees. Although most positions on committees are filled by election Janice Eanick, who is on the emergency room and if so, the or by virtue of office, a few are through appointments that are the Sue Rell responsibility of the chancellor. A small number of positions on acute ' medical floor af Jewish urgency of the need. If the patient assistant news editor Senate committees, and a greater number of appointments to both Hospital, is presenting an inser­ is not seen in the ER, the nurse Senior students in the School must decide how the patient will standing and ad hoc chancellor's committees, are the result of vice with nursing staff on the pro­ appointments of students by the chancellor. ,)f Nursing program are imple- per techniques for moving patients be treated, if by a private physi­ menting what they have been who are totally dependent for cian, for example. Grobman added that "each interested student should complete taught by working in the tra­ movement. the form printed below by marking first choice by placing a 1 on the ditional set.ting. The School of Nursing is a two­ line in front of that committee, a 2 before the line of the second Robyn Tracy will present an year program which began in the choice committee, and so on for three or fewer choices. Only those Two senior students, Teri Bair inservice for emergency room fall of 19S! committees to which one would be willing to commit time and and Barbara Rose, are imple­ staff at Jewish on triage nursing All UMSL nursing students effort 'as an acitve member should be ranked. The name and mail­ menting-the Einployee Healtli in the emergency room. In triage will be participating in the ing address of the student should be indicated and the form Fair for Jewish Hospital on April nursing, a nurse decides whether Health fair being held through returned by April 22 . 14. They worked with hospital a patient is to be seen in the tomorrow. nursing staff in organizing the fair and did the leg work. , '-.1;11 ' , " I'm very proud of them and Reorganization------I'm sure it will go well," said Karen Kelly Schutzenhofer, UMSL instructor of nursing. Student Preferences for The students' main duties at from page 1 the fair will be floating and over­ next year. CommlHee Appointments, 1983-84 seeing. Students in the batchelor blue-eyed people can be on the In order for reorganization to assembly. That's possible, and of science degree completion take place, students must ap­ Senate Committees which may have vacan- program at UMSL are enrolled in our court could not rule that prove it. Final approval must Nursing 340, Synthesis in Nurs- unconstitutional. " come from the University of Mis­ cies to be filled by appointment: :-- ing Practice, a senior-level class Wines said that the new souri Board of Curators. which applies their training to organization probably would not ___ Admissions and Student Aid hospitals. Students are working be more efficient, but that it at Jewish and Barnes hospitals would be more deliberative and ___ Athletics this semester. democratic. "I think it would be Player "This is the first year for the more open and fair to have a divi­ ___Student Affairs graduating class in the School of sion of powers," Wines said. from page'3 ,~ Nursing," Bair said. "It is an According to Wines, more Chancellor's Committees which may have exceptional program. It has the students will be able to get (which never touches the discs), wellness concept in mind when involved in the governmental won't wear down like a regular vacancies to be filled by appointment: teaching unlike other schools in process because less reliance needle. It's all solid-state so the St. Louis with the illness con­ will be placed on the executive there's very little to go wrong ___Commencement Committee cept in mind. I think this is where branches as far as legislation and with it. I expect it to have a long the future of health care is investigation of issues is con­ life with very little trouble." ___ Honorary Awards Committee leading." cerned. Since the president The station was donated the _ _ _ Non-Academic Review Committee Other senior students are would play more of an advisory system under the conditions that when using the discs for broad­ working on the same such pro- role, the legislature would be ___ Residency Committee jects. . forced to find a lot of its own casts, it would announce they June Rhoades currently is information. "They're going to were from Sony, and that it would _ __UMSL Parking Committee working at Jewish Hospital and have to do their homework," also broadcast a two-hour pro­ . is designing a hospital-wide IV -Wines said . gram about the discs. certification for registeren nurses. Th e plans for the reorganiza­ "We would have done that any­ tion are only in the "discussion way," Hufker said. " It is impor­ Please return to Janet Sanders, 403 Woods Dierdre Gallagher Bliimen­ phase" now, according to Wines. tant for KWMU to demonstrate thai is organizing a risk manage­ He doesn't expect to see any pro­ itself as a leader, a pioneer of Hall, by April 22, 1983. ment seminar at Barnes Hospital gress until December or January new technology." L ______UMSL

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Elections will be held, April25and 26. *President and Vice President receive a semi-monthly stipend while in office. page 8 CURRENT April 14, 1983 U. Senate elects personnel Forensics Fred Willman, associate pro­ (School of Education), and Kevin A_ Curtin Shirley Martin (School of Nurs­ co-news editor fessor of music, became the sec­ Fiscal fears, fine finish retary of the Senate by a vote of ing). The new 1983- 84 University acclamation. Senate held its first organization­ " With the funds that have been There mus~ be at least one rep­ Erik Schaffer al meeting Tuesday in the J .C. The new Committee on Com­ reporter allocated," said Alison Davis, a Penney Building. The Senate met mittees members also were elect­ resentative from each school on member of the squad, "we've to nominate and elect members ed by acclamation. Three stu­ the Committee on Committees. After an especially successful decided that next year we'll be to committee positions. dents, Barbara Willis, Carol Line This committee will meet in the year, UMSL's forensics squad able to participate in approx­ Nominated for chairman of the Oakley, and Mark French, will immediate future to draw up the has little to look forward to, imately 3.3 tournaments and Executive Committee were serve on this committee. Faculty slates for the other committees owing to recent budget cutbacks, that's out of a mimimum of $700 Lance Leloup of the political members elected are Eugene of the University Senate. according to Marsha Littel, per tournament." science department and William Corey and Steven Hause (College The University Senate's next team sponsor. Long, associate professor in the of Arts and Sciences), Jack meeting will be held Tuesday, Working with a budget of According to Larry Wines, pre­ School of Optometry. The Senate Anderson and Joseph Martinich May 10, at 2 p.m. and will elect around $10 ,000, the squad was sident of the Student ASsocia­ voted in secret ballot, and the (School of Business Administra­ new committee members based able to compete in 11 tour­ tion, the forensics group did not results will be announced at the tion), William Long (School of on the ballot that the Committee naments, coming away with 21 fit into the Student Association's next Senate meeting. Optometry), Kathleen Haywood on Committees has drawn up . trophies. Accordingto Littel, this funding priorities. The funding is the best forensics squad UMSL priorities are set up to benefit has seen for 12 years. the greatest majority of the According to Little, the budget students of UMSL, Wines said. Hyland for next year has been cut to Hyland addressed the issue of trouble. We've got some big pro­ $3 ,000. This is the amount that "The purpose of the forensics from page 3 the possiblity of closing City blems." Hyland was a catalyst will be allocated to the group by group," Littel said, "is to give " I am fascinated by cable," Hospital No. 1. "1 don't think the six years ago to save the hockey the Student Activ ities Budget people who are verbally orien­ Hyland said. "Cable is a very leaders today are running the team from moving out of St. Committee. The group, in the tated and are good verbally, not exciting way of the future. I think business the way they should and Louis. past also has been funded by the necessarily good speakers but there is an explosion of know­ have to," he said. "The way it is " Whether we can raise money College of Arts and Sciences. just interested in seeing other ledge that we have never seen being run today, money is just from businesses, 1 don't now," he " Due to the budget of the places and meeting other people. before. It had to be. There is no going right out the door. To run it said. 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The club meets at Gannon (Chad Everett) is . the member'S apartments, but plans person more students should to move on campus if mem­ see, according to Linda Tate, bership grows m\lch larger. founder of UMSL's Chad Everett Members talk about the show and Fan .Club. its star. The 20-member fan club formed " Medical Center" premiered last fall and was recognized as a September 21 , 1969, on KMOX­ student organization Feb. 15 . It TV Wednesday at 8 p.m., and ran meets biweekly off-campus to until September 1976. KSDK watch episodes and discuss Everett's career. " Everett is a fine actor and a "You don't have to great influence on young peo­ hide it. It's OK to pIe," said Promotions Director like him." Earl Swift. -Earl Swift Campus fan clubs are rare. When the club sought recognition as a student group, the Student aired reruns at 3 p.m. daily from Affairs Committee suspected it 1977 to 1979 , until it was replaced . by "Edge of Night." In January might have a " hidden agenda," 1982 , 21-2 years later, KSDK Swift said. " A lot of the faculty picked up the series again and thought it was an abuse of the began showing episodes after system to have a club like that," midnight. said Tate, a committee member. Any three enrolled students " We ran it in the afternoon for may form a campus organiza­ two years," said KSDK's pro­ tion. They must apply at the gram director, Becky Goodrum. office of Student Life, and be " It did fine then. But the com­ approved by the Senate Student petition is different now. It's not Affairs Committee and Lowe S. the type of program we can put on MacLean, dean of Student Affairs. in the afternoon anymore that The Chad Everett Fan Club has will compete with the other not sought Student Assembly stations. " representation or campus fund­ Meeting at 1:30 a.m. to watch ing, available to most recognized reruns has posed a problem for student groups. some club members. Swift hopes It has sought members. to videotape episodes and show "There's a great number of people them on campus at a time when MODERN MAN: Chad Everett, star of "Medical Center," has become the object of some UMSL who I would never have suspec­ more students could see them. students' affections. The Chad Everett Fan Club was recently founded by Linda Tate. . ted had an interest in Chad. Many It's a problem members won't of the faculty grew up watching . have much longer. KSDK plans to discontinue the series at the end " We went through a TV book [at with photos and a complete film­ of the year once its contract a meeting!." Swift said . .. Most of ography expires, Goodrum said. hi s movies got 21-2 stars or more, - feat.uring Everett's Arlii1g­ Swift praised the show's real­ which is a major accomplish­ ton neighbor at a meeting to ism. "Almost all the issues it ment." speak on Chad's favorite Christ­ dealt with are still major issues mas ornaments today - abortion, child abuse, Tate regrets his post-"Medical - sponsoring a Chad Everett rape, wife beating," among Center" roles as tennis pros and film festival others. Unlike other medical wishes he would have a continu­ - defending Everett's singing show stars, Gannon spoke realis-' ing series again. talents against David Letter­ tically for the time: "Yuu'd never man's allegations that Everett see Marcus Welby saying, 'Wow, She may get her wish. Everett can't hold a tune, even if it means that's re·ally groovy' and 'What a will star in " Marshall Shamp," an appearing on Letterman's show bummer' like Chad," Swift said. upcoming TV pilo.t currently in - inviting Everett to speak Some members would like to production. "The character is 'on campus study original scripts, Swift said. going to be something like Wyatt - encouraging more students "Medical Center" scripts are Earp III in modern times," stated to name their children "Chad" available for $5 each from Col­ Everett's secretary at Chad - purchasing scrub suits, lectors Book Store, 6763 Holly­ Everett Productions. " It's a com- stethoscopes and large domestic wood Blvd. , Hollywood, Calif. co nvertibles for club members 90028 . Query first. - emulating Joe Gannon's " We got hooked on swank, bachelor lifestyle as a The real interest of the Chad Chad last summer. good American and fine in­ Everett Fan Cl ub is not " Medical fluence on young people. Center" scripts, but Chad Ever­ He had the wet look, ett himself. "Everyone would then. Now he's into. Having Everett on campus is like to have a doctor like Chad," the dry look and certainly an ambitious plan for a Tate said. "We got hooked on new club. According to Chad Chad last summer. Chad had the wide ties." Everett Productions, Everett wet look, then. Now he's into the -Linda Tate usually requests a $2 ,000 hon­ dry look and Wide ties." orarium, but for charitable events asks only travel and hotel " 1 don't think anyone can say edy. He's a private detective who expenses for him and his wife. 'Give him 10cq adrenalin stat' goes out and solves crimes with with the same feeling and com­ laughs along the way. He also has Would an international film passion the way Chad does," a mother who aids in the comic star make a housecall to Nor­ Swift said. telief. " mandy? Could the Chad Everett Fan Club perform a successful The 46 -year-old actor from Everett was unavailable for medical fund-raiser with Dr. Indiana began performing in comment. Gannon himself assisting in the 1960 . Perhaps best known as Dr. operation? Joe Gannon, Everett has appear­ Though the club IS self-sup­ ed in films as diverse as "Get porting, Swift stated it might Yourself A College Girl," " Air­ seek funding for some of its Swift is convinced the follow­ plane II," and / 'The Intruder future projects. They include: ing that has supported the series Within." - showing " Medical Center" for 15 years would applaud episodes in the Summit Everett on campus for any event, Also to his credit are the musi­ - holding a rally in University charitable or otherwise. Club cal albums " All Strung Out," Center which lets students dance diehards swoon even at the idea "Chad" and awards including the to Everett's " Ain't No Sunshine of being in the same room with Golden Globe, Don Quixote, and When She's Gone" among other Everett. "We could easily fiII J .C. GROOVY: The back cover of Everett's 1971 album, "All Strung the Gold Medal for special hits Penney [auditorium]," Swift Out," is pictured above. Fan club members hopeto have Everett achievement in the entertain­ said. " It would just be fantastic speak on campus. ment industry. - publishing a club booklet public relations for UMSL." page 10 CURRENT April 14 , 1983

Be aware! Disabled Week offers chance for enlightenment

Sharon Kubatzky Upcoming events Thursday: 10 a.m. to nuon. disabled art display in the University Center Lobby. 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m., unusual free throw contest on the University Center Patio.

Friday: UMSL cager Karen Lauth (above, center) and several UMSL students took to wheelchairs Monday 10 a.m. , a cross-campus wheelchair marathon beginning at the bus to take on the St. Louis Flyers, a wheelchair basketball team. The Riverwheelers defeated the stop in Alumni Circle. Participants must register in advance: call Flyers, 69-68 - the Flyers sootted tl"le Riverwheelers a 20-point Jead each half. (Left) Disabled 553- 5536. Awareness Week activities also inciudE::d a daytime performance on Tuesday by Susan Freundlich a In addition, the weekend movie, ., An Officer and a Gentleman," will sign-language ar_tist. Freundlich danced and Signed to contemporary music in the Summit lounge. be made accessible to the hearing-impaired. The movie will be shown The week's activities are being sponsored by the Disabled Students Union, the Division of Student Friday and Saturday at 7:30 and 10 p.m. To reserve an amplification Affairs and Seven-Up Bottling of St. Louis. device, call 553-5536.

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April 14 , 1983 CURRENT page 11 They're not the same Nelson famil.y that you remember Also in the cast are Debbie Students Meeker as Zung, Jerald Monroe as Ozzie, Lonnie Dorn as Rickie, Jason Wells as Father Donald important In and George Jones as David's sergeant. production of Speech. communication pro­ fesor Barbara Al kofer is direct­ ing the play. 'Sticks and Byrd saip that the cast has been rehearSing steadily since March 8. The cast practices Bones' about three hours a night, she said. five or six nights a week. Wassilak said that the play is Frank Russell particularly challenging in that assistant features/arts editor he has to convince the audience Ozzie, Harriet, Rickie and that hi s character is blind. He David? said that he \Ised a blindfold to DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? Mime artist Trent Arterberry performed his entertaining program No , it's not the popular 1950s try to get the feeling of actually of silent theatrics to a small UMSL audience Monday night. television program; it's the not being able to see. University Players' production The audience he has to con­ of David Rabe's "Sticks and vince is a little different, too, he Bones." said, in that he kn ows many of the UMSL students David Wassilak people in it. Mime impresses small cro~d and Anne Byrd are members of the production's cast. . He said he sometimes feels Although the idea may be shock­ personally think that drug Wassilak plays David, who has that some of the peopl e in his Frank Russell ing at first, Arterberry was quite jokes are a little too easy and just returned from the Vietnam directing class may be scrutiniz- . assistant features/arts editor effective in dramatizing actual definitely out of date, but most of War, blind and in love with a Viet­ ing hi s performance, but he tries My editor told me if my review human birth. the audience seemed to disagree namese refugee, a woman named to avoid thinking about it, he of mime artist Trent Arter­ with me. Zung. said. berry's performance Monday lt was definitely enjoyable, Wassilak expl ai ned with what evening wasn't favorable, she • however, when Arterberry sud­ "Sticks and Bones" is concerned. Byrd, on the other hand, wouldn't run it. review denly became a shuttle bus, pick­ "It's about this plastic family," believes that knowing much of Although she was probably jok­ ing up members of the audience he said, "Ozzie, Harriet, David the audience may actually help. ing, she really had nothing to (sometimes literally picking up and Rickie - the stereotypically "It gets you excited more," she worry about; Arterberry's one­ During the course of the per­ the shyer ones) and scurrying nuclear family. " . said. man show was most definitely formance, he successfully around the J .C. Penney Auditor­ All of the sudden, Wassilak Both Byrd and Wassilak be­ quite entertaining. dramatized boiling water in a ium with them. said, they're faced with the fact, lieve that their experience in the Mime is an interesting form of teapo't, an energetic dog, war, a It was particularly embarrass­ as they see it, th.at David is UniverSity Players will help theater; because the artist must young. child playing with his toy ing, however, when Arterberry "whoring around" with this Viet­ them in the future. remain completely silent through­ box, a down-and-out bum, a chose your humble critic to be a namese girl. out the performance, he must chair, a washing machine and full-service gas station. I sup­ Byrd said that maybe toe play Not only has she made a lot of rely on only dramatic gesture even an adding machine. lt was, pose, though, that this was as is displaying how the nuclear friends through the group, Byrd and effective exaggeration to get at the, least, one surprise after good a way as any to make my family isn't very effective. said, it has helped her gain self­ his point across. another. UMSL stage debut. " Nobody [in the piaYI really lis­ confidence. Arterberry showed himself to Arterberry violated the tens to each other," she said; " Being able to get up and do be nearly a master in the art; his mime's traditional white paint in He even invited another stu­ they're not very willing to get to something like that - perform - sketches ranged from the comic one scene, though, breaking into dent (actually, he dragged the heart of things. it helps a lot," she said. to the dramatic to the mel-an­ nonsensical dialogue in the another student) onstage with "Sticks and Bones" is only the Wassilak agreed. ''I'm plan­ cholic. Although his strengths sketch "TV." him, to participate in a mime second Uo' Players production for ning to go on," he said, "and pur­ seemed to lie with the comic, he Although the sketch was com­ game of baseball. The stud ent ' Byrd. She played Cobweb, one of sue a career in acting. lt will was quite impressive in each ically entertaining and he didn't held his own so well that it was the fairies, in "A Midsummer benefit me, I hope." area. wear the white paint itself, Arter­ more of a tribute when Arter­ Night's Dream." He said that he feels that he is Particularly impressive was berry was strong enough in his berry surprisingly painted a Her " Midsummer" role, she learning things from his fellow the scene titled " Icarus," based other sequences- that "TV" pro­ white face on him. said, was easier because it wasn't University Players. on the Greek Myth where Icarus's bably wasn't necessary to the a major part. "There were a few " Sticks and Bones" will be pre­ father built him a pair of wax performance as a whole. But, The event was a perfect cap to lines," she said. " It was a lot sented Friday, Saturday and wings, warning him not to fly tQo then again, maybe I'm being too the University Program Board's more relaxed because there was Sunday in the Benton Hall Theat­ close to the sun or the wax would much a mime purist. Fine Arts series; it would 'cer­ a lot less pressure involved." re, 105 Benton Hall. Student tic­ melt. Arterberry's movement Toward the end of the pro­ tainly be nice if Cliff Reeves' Wass.ilak, on the other hand is a kets are $1; general admission here was quite flowing; it was gram, Arterberry broke into an Fine Arts Committee had the U. Players veteran and vice­ is $2 . easy to imagine a young man in entertaining audience-participa­ resources to sponsor more president of the group. He has The play does have, Wassilak fl ight. tion segment, pretending to pass events like this, and more been with the U. Players for two said, some situations and lan­ Also quite entertaining was a a joint to people sitting in the serious arts events, as well, in years and last appeared as Puck guage that may be offensive to sketch called, simply, " Birth." audience. the fut ure. in "A Midsummer Night's Dream." some members of the public. Is religion a laughing matter? God only knows . ..

good point. " But," said Aaron, It seems God isn't funny. Or at !igion in general. We 've all been Lauderdale. I said, "Oh," and insulting us all you have to do is "who is to say what God laughs least he shouldn't be. That is the friends for a long time and they she blushed. insult us ." ' at? On the one hand he might message I got from various let­ are aware that I myself am a pret­ Aaron and Bill were angry, too, I explained to my friends that I think that the Old Testament was ters sent into the Current recent­ ty religious guy so they couldn't and I cou ldn't figure out why really had a problem in people a very serious piece of literature. ly concerning my interpretations understand why I was being so since I didn't get any hate letters not understanding my sense of On the other hand he may have of the Bible. sarcastic about these religious humor. I asked Julie if she things. They were not too sur- . thought God laughed. "Well," she written it for National Lampoon. Recently I spoke with four On the third hand he might have · friends of mine here at UMSL prised though because they were refractions sighed, " I suppose even God all at my grandmother's funeral Gary Belsky laughed when they put up that had both a serious purpose and a who are all of different faiths. My humorous purpose. Who knows?" friend Julie is Christian and a when I couldn't stop giggling so walkway here at school. And I After reminding Aaron that we very religious person. Todd is they know that to me even sad from Moslems or followers of the guessed he laughs at all your all only have two hands I said that Jewish and he also is a serious things can be funny. Rev. PBR. They explained that tremendously witty columns." they were mad because I didn't Just then our friend Byron people might not like him saying believer in God. Aaron is a that National Lampoon business. Moslem who Todd was the maddest. He insult them. I didn't understand. hopped to our table. Byron is. a shares the belief in "Well," said Aaron, " I think that . one God like Julie and Todd. The wanted me to admit that Moses Bill explained. great guy except he sort of looks all of our religions tell us that last of my four friends is Bill. Bill did not smoke incense in the "Well," he said, "you didn't like a frog, He makes matters everybody has the right to be­ is a follower of the Rev. PBR desert. Calmly I reminded Todd insult us and therefore you did worse by continually singing lieve in God how they choose as (That stands for People's Beauti­ that the Bible does say that Moses insult us by saying that we're "It's Not Easy Being Green." Still ·long as it doesn't physically harm r ... ful Religion and not Pabst Blue was high on the mountain so we really · not worthy enough to he's pretty smart. "Now listen," another person's belief " We all Ribbon). really can't be too sure. insult." I told Bill that this really Byron said, "I've been eaves­ My friend Julie, whom I res­ made no sense whatsoever but he dropping on your conversation agreed. All four of these eople cor- pect a. great deal, is born again still insisted that I insult them. and it seems to me that the Byron fin ished off our little nered me one day line at th'e (she was originally born in Los So I told Aaron that his mother answer to your question is in the discussion. " It ju.st goes to show UMSL ca! teria wi I was buy- Angeles). She thought that I was ugly and I told Bill that he Bible itself. it says that man was. you; one man's joke is another ing some yogurt ,yogurt that shouldn't make ajoke a bout nam­ was a lousy tennis player. I asked made in the image of God so man's insult. But it's all a serious costs as much as a gallon of gas­ ing Easter spring break. I asked them if they were happy. " Now therefore we can say that since business. And did you hear the oline). They were angry at my Julie where she was for the we are," said Bill, "and just remem­ we laugh, God must laugh." one about the two rabbis walking treatment of the Bl ole and re- holiday and she t.old me Fort ber, next time you want to avoid . We all agreed that this was a across the street? . , " page 12 CURRENT April 14 , 1983 One shoU'ld wear Don't say hello to 'Ciao! Manhattan' safety belts for Edie Sedgwick, who in the last few years has more cynicism here than we've seen in the past become something of a dead celebrity, Amer­ from Monty Python - a bit more hostility direc­ ican-style, first gained recognition in the mid, ted toward certain groups. many reasons '60s as Andy Warhol's " poor little rich girl." She indulged heavily in drugs and died, after exten­ Editor's Note: Marybeth Gee dangerous than remaining in the sive hospitalization and shock therapy, at the and Donna Schimmelpfennig, car. The second excuse is fear of age of 28 in 1971. first-year nursing students in­ being trapped in a submerged or "Ciao' Manhattan," which runs in St. Louis filDi volved in the campus-wide Well­ burning car. This occurs in only April 20 and 21 at the Tivoli, is certainly not "the Steve Klearman ness Project sponsored by the 0.5 percent of all traffic acci­ 'Citizen Kane' of the drug generation," as it has School of NurSing and Division of dents, In this rare case it is also been called by The Village Voice. The film. Student Affairs, submitted t his usually safer to have the belts on; originally intended in 1967 (when filming began) story. without the seat belts on, you are to be a spoof about a couple of junkies, starring For instance, in one sketch, a Yorkshire more likely to be knocked un­ Edie Sedgwick, turned out to be, by the time it ("third world") Catholic father informs his Why should anyone wear seat­ conscious. was finished in 1971 , the disjointed story of one children (all 30 of them) thaUhey must be given belts? junkie, Edie Sedgwick. to science since he can no longer afford to feed That seems to be a common Most people can come up with Sedgwick's descent into washed-out madness them. Before he pushes them out the door he question asked. Believe it or not, many excuses for not wearing is documented by filmmakers John Palmer and explains why he has too many 1)10uths to feed by there are many reasons why one seatbelts. If the truth were David Weisman, who capitalize on her pathetic breaking into a rousing number, "Every Sperm should wear seat belts. Even Sir known about those excuses, seat­ condition with a marked lack of morality. Is Sacred." Issac Newton could explain why belts wou Id be worn by more peo­ Sedgwick doesn't act, she plays herself. In one Bankers, Americans, people who think heaven seatbelts should be worn. New­ ple. An often-used excuse is "I'm scene we see her getting actual shock treat­ is a resort hotel, teachers, doctors, the British ton's Law of Motion can be used just going a few ·blocks. I don't ments. It's all very sad and Sickening, but it army and morons who think nuclear war is win­ in describing principles of crash need a seatbelt for that." More doesn't inspire pity - just regret that so exploita­ able also fall under Python scrutiny. " The Mean­ dynamiCS. According to New­ than 80 percent of all accidents tive a film as "Ciao! Manhattan" was ever made ing of Life" is currently showing at various ton's Law, if you're in a car that is occur at speeds less that 40 mph, and released. theaters around town. . traveling 30 mph, you yourself however. Fatalities involving Not so worthless but of relatively little Another film with a great deal of inSight, but are traveling 30 mph. With a sud­ non-belted occupants have been interest is "Brimstone and Treacle," starring not so much to laugh about, is " Not a Love den stop of the car, you continue recorded at speeds of 12 mph. Sting of The Police. Story." moving at that speed. Impact of Three out of four accidents caus­ The story centers on a bizarre young con man Perhaps the best thing about "Not a Love the body against the interior of ing death occur within 25 miles of (Sting) who manages to convince a wealthy cou­ Story," an X-rated documentary about por­ the car at 30 mph is equivalent to the home. according to the U.S. ple he is their recently immobilized, mute nography, is that it's not a hate story, though at falling several stories. Department of Transportation. daughter's old friend. Plot holes are numerous, times it comes close. Director Bonnie Sherr It is important to be aware of but Sting's performance is superb. Those who Klein does a superlative job establishing the the two types of collision. The Another excuse used is, " It enjoy electronic music (in the Tangerine Dream various reasons why such a huge market exists first is the car's collision with takes too much time and trouble tr adition) will be interested in the Dolby for films, literature and advertisements that another object. The second is the to fasten my seatbelt, and I really soundtrack. "Brimstone and Treacle" shows objectify women. Klein examin~s the relation­ human collision which occurs don't need it anyway." Is a min­ April 22 through 24 at the Tivoli. ship between male violence and female oppres­ about 1/50 of a second after the ute too long if it could save your On a more positive note, "The Meaning of sion in various forms of pornography, and she is first. This is usually the worst life? Once you start using your Life" doesn't answer all of life's vast and mys­ perceptive enough to elaborate on how men are impact. An illustration of this seatbelt it is amazing how you terious riddles, but it does manage to touch upon victimized as a result of this relationship. point is thinking about a time may not realize that you're buc­ quite a few bases. As usual. the Monty Python However, Klein fails to distinguish sufficiently when you've been walking and kling up. After the habit has been clan has created a film that is not for everyone, between pornography and eroticism, and the have run into something. That picked up, it is hard to break, just but Python fans (those of us who enjoy a little effectiveness of her overall documentary tech­ gave you a few aches and pains. like any other habit. insanity mixed with first-rate social and politi­ nique is hampered s lightly by a few too many Then consider running and hit­ cal satire) will not be disappOinted. feminist polemics. The ironic thing about " Not a ting something. If you can imag­ An additional pOint to make is While "Meaning of Life" lacks the impact of Love Story" is that its X rating should draw the ine an impact of three to four that it is very important to wear " Life of Brian" and the steady flow of laughs pro­ audiences it specifically wants to address. " Not times that amount. you've got an both the lap and the shoulder vided by "The Holy Grail." it does offer a num­ a Love Story" shows through this evening at idea of what the second collision belts. Many people feel that the ber of wonderfully biting sketches. There is a bit the Tivoli. is like. shoulder belt is useless. When One should also be aware that leaning forward the belt goes the safest place is inside the car. with yo u. Due to this, it is not If you have ever wandered well-understood how the shoul­ through a junkyard and looked at der belt could prevent you from the wrecked cars, you woufd have hitting the windshield in an acci­ ... IRussian Evening' plann~d noticed that the cars' seats were dent. Shoulder straps are de­ usually intact. Two common ex­ signed by the law of inertia. The The Kammergild Chamber Fugitives," Opus 22 (arr. R. and senior citizens. Tickets may cuses for not wearing seatbelts strap holds the user in place only Orchestra, under the direction of Barshai): and Meditation for be obtained by calling 553-5991 tie in with this. Some people feel if the car comes to a sudden stop. music director Lazar Gosman, Violin Solo, Flute and String or 553-5980. Telephone orders they would rather be thrown Many people don't realize that so will present " A Russian Even­ Orchestra (trans. David Finko) are accepted. from the accident. Being thrown they don't bother with the straps. ing" of music at UMSL. Sunday, and Serenade for Strings, Opus free of the accident is a mis­ Ap ril 17 , at 8 p. m. in the J. C. Pen­ 48 by Piotr Tchaikovsky. Lazar In addition, Laura Corcos, a nomer: It is 25 times more See " Seatbelts," page 13 ney Auditorium. Gosman and Saint Louis Sym­ violin student of Gosman's at the The program will include phony prinCipal flutist Jacob State University of New York at Dmitri Shostakovitch's Prelude Berg will be the featured solo­ Stony Brook, will present a reci­ and Scherzo, Opus 11 (arr. Gos­ ists. talon Friday, April 15 at 8 p.m. in man): Igor Stravinsky's Russian Room 205 of the Music Building Song (arr. for violin solo and Tickets for the .concert are $8 on the UMSL campus. She string orchestra by Miran Viher): and $5 , with a limited number of will be accompanied by Ruth ~ . Sergei Prokofiev'S "Visions $3 tickets available for students Sanders, piano.

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The Embarrassment Aviation Club Death Travels Wes t Aviat i o~ Club .. . Fresh Sounds, Inc . Aviation Club Cassette **** *** 'h The Embarrassment is a minimalistic pop From Lawrence, Kans., we move to the small band from t he college town of Lawrence, Kan. town of St. Louis, Mo. where yes, there are While the group has put out records in the past, actually one or two worthwhile things going on the eight-song " Death Travels West" is its first as concerns modern music. album length effort. Although its sound is quite simplistic, the Embarrassment has an eccentric emotional depth that is undeniably appealing. • What the band is about is quite clear in the DlDSIC song " Hip and Well Read." One gets the feeling that, maybe in high school, the group's members Frank Russell were the kind of brainy twits who got straight A's in science and couldn't be dragged away from the computer lab. But don 't be ashamed of t hat; both t he The Aviation Club is thought of, at least in my Embarrassment and I would argue, we were circles, as one of the most promising pop-new kind of like that, too. So , in their pictures, t he music bands in St. Louis. members of the Embarrassment wear their The band centers around vocalist-songw riter horn-rimmed glasses and not exactly trendy Mik e Burgett. Although he isn't exactly t he clothes with pride. wo rld's greatest singer, he does get by. . BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY: James Doohan of the " Star Trek" That's what thi s new-wave and punk stuff was He is, undoubtedl y, though, a talented song­ television series and movies will speak at UMSL next Tuesday. all about, anyway; it all owed all of us misfits to wr iter. Bu rgett is quite aaept with appealing pop' "Star Trekking with Scotty" is presented at 12:30 p.m. in the J.e. fit in, or at the least, we could be as we hooks and inane lyr ic; fun, it seems, is definitely Penney Auditorium. Admission is free. wanted. hi s forte. But don't mistake the Embarrassment for the His best song, as far as that fun goes, is pro­ Clash or Men at Work or something; that kind of bably " Hitler's Brain." "They saved Hitler's music theirs is not. brain," Burgett writes, "My mother said they'll Seatbelts------The Embarrassment's songs ar e basic, eccen­ do it again. " tric pop - simplistic, yes, bu t un abashedly and Lyrically, in fact, the Aviation Club is pro­ from page 12 the driving ability of the people quite sincer ely pure. In other words, there are bably as sincerely wreckless as the Embarrass­ on the road with you. Yo u may be no pretentions here. ment, bu t the St. Louis band's pop is definitely Often the driver is afraid to on the same road with the ama­ What there is here, however, is a lot of fun, or, more accessible. mention buckling up to the pas­ teur driving school students - all to extend my own cliches,

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• The first session of "More Than a College and Howard Balzer of The • "Sports and International Poli­ A representative from the Women's Game: The Importance of Sports" Sporting News comment. tics," the seventh session of "More Register speaks on "Networking, a convenes at 9:30 a.m. at 78 J.C. Pen­ Than a Game; The Importance of Strategy for Survival" at 10 a.m. ney Building. Vice Chancellor for • "Writers, Broadcasters and Sports," beginsat9 am. at78 J.C. Pen­ Kay Gabbert of the political consult­ Academic Affairs Arthur C. MacKinney 'Sportsworld,' " the third session of ney Building. William Baker of the ing firm Gabbert and Wrig ht speaks on and St. louis Mayor Vincent C. "More Than a Game: The Importance University of Maine-Orono chairs. "Getting Her Elected: The How-To's of Schoemehl Jr. make opening remarks. of Sports," starts at 8 p.m. in the J.C. Bruce Kidd of the University of Candidacy" at 11 am. Charles Korr of the UMSl history Penney Auditorium. David Lipman, Toronto speaks on "Boycotts That The program breaks for one hour at department chairs the first program managing editor of the St. louis Post- Worked: The Campaign Against 12:30 p.m. "The World of Sports and the 'Real' . Dispatch, chairs. Apartheid in the Commonwealth" and Barbara Bennett moderates a panel World." leonard Koppet of the Peninsula Arnd Kruger of the University of Got­ discussion, "Women's Issues; How to Wray Vamplew of the Flinders Tiems-Tribune speaks on "The Re­ tingen, Germany, speaks on "The Two Keep It Goin' When You Think You're University of South Australia speaks sponsibility and Power of the Germanies and Politics of Sports." Alone" at 1 :30 p.m. Panel membersare on "Is Money the Root of All Evil? An Journalist." Herbert Rathner of the U.S. State Betty Tyson, Anne Cox, Susan Frain Historical Appreciation of Commer­ Jack Berryman of the University of Department and Dave Dorr of the St. and Kok.ie Millard. All five women are cialization in Sport," and Eric Dunning Washington, Rich Coster of the St. Louls-Post-Dispatch com m ent. members of the North St. Louis of the University of leicester, England, louis Globe-Democrat, Ron Jacober County chapter of NOW. speaks on "Violence in Sports: On the of KSDK (ChannelS) and Jim Otis, for­ • "Sports and American Blacks," Janis Londe, chairwoman of the St. Field and in the Stands." merly of the St. louis football Car­ the closing session of "More Than a Louis Metropolitan Women's Political Norman Baker of the State Univer­ dinals each comment. Game: The Importance of Sports" Caucas, speaks on "An Overview: sity of New York at Buffalo and William starts at 11 :30 a.m. at 78 J.C. Penney Maximizing Our Political Power" at 3 Baner of the University of Maine at • Disabled Awareness Week ac­ Building. George Lipsitz of the Univer­ p.m. Orono comment. tivities today include a disabled art dis­ sity of Houston chairs. The slide show " Notable Women in play from 10 a.m. to noon in the William Wiggins of Indiana Univer­ St. louis History," produced by the • "Communities, Teams and University Center lobby and an sity speaks on "Did You See Jackie UMSL branch of the Western His­ Fans," the second session of the "unusual" free throw contest from Robinson Hit That Ball? The Impact of torical Manuscript Collection, is "More Than a Game: The Importance 11 :30 am. to 1 p.m. on the University Jackie Robinson's Career on Race shown continually from 9 a.m. t04 p.m. of Sports" begins at 3:30 p.m. at 78 J.C. Center Patio. Relations in America," and Willia'm at 206 Clark Hall. Penney Building. James Neal Primm Harrison of St. Louis Community of the UMSl history department • Opera Theatre of St. Louis pre­ College at Forest Park speaks on "The • The Evening College dinner chairs the session. sents "Face on the Bar Room Floor" at Black Student as Athlete: 'From ' dance and student awards presenta­ Alan Ingham of the University of noon in the University Center Student Classtime to Gametime." tion is held from 6:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. Washington speaks on "Communities, lounge in a program sponsored by the Paul Alexander of KMOX-TV, Robert at Schneithorst's Hofamburg Inn, Franchises ' and Industrial Disputes" University Program Board. Watson of Washington University and Lindbergh and Clayton roads. Tickets, and George Lipsitz of the University of former basketball player Oscar which include dinner, are $7 and are Houston at Clear lake City speaks on • UMSL Faculty Women sponsor a Robertson comment.. available in the Evening College of­ " Sport and Spectacle in St. louis: book sale to benefit the Thomas Jef­ Chancellor Arnold B. Grobman de­ fice, 324 Lucas Hall. Idiolects of Urban Identity." ferson Library from 8 am. to 8 p.m. in livers closing remarks, concluding Stephen Hardy of Robert Morris the Blue Metal Office Building. the conference. • The softball team travels to the Lindenwood Colleges in St. Charles • "Closing the Gender Gap: for a game at 1 p.m. Women as an Emerging Political 5/~ Fr_id ___ay Force," the 1983 UMSL Conference • The men's tennis team meets the ----411 __ on Women's Issues, sponsored by the University of Tennessee-Martin at 10 Women's Center, is held from 9 a.m. to am. at home. 4 p.m. at 213 Clark Hall. Pam Ross, Missouri state coor­ • The University Players' produc­ • "Intercollegiate Athletics: The • "The Value and Values of Sports," dinator of the National Organization tion of David Rabe's "Sticks and Promise, the Problems and the the sixth session of "More Than a for Women, speaks on "Defeat of the Bones" is presented at 8 p.m. in the Solutions," the fourth session of Game: The Importance of Sports," ERA: Where Do We Go From Here?" at Benton Hall Theatre. Tickets are $2 "More Than a Game: The Importance starts at 8 p.m. in the J.C. Penney 9 a.m. and $1 for UMSL students. of Sports," convenes at 9:30 a.m. at 78 Auditorium. William Wiggins of Indiana J.C. Penney Building. Chuck Smith, University chairs. UMSl athletic director, chairs. Oscar Robertson, former AII-NBA James Frank, past president of the basketball player, speaks on "A Per­ ---~11 ~ S ...... un_da ...... y National Collegiate Athletic Asocia­ sonal Perspective" and William Baker 71 __ tion; Allen Sack of the University of of the University of Maine-Orono New Haven; Stephen Hardy of Robert speaks on "A Social Perspective." Morris College; and Richard Horton of James O'Flynn, president of the St. • The Kammergild Chamber Or­ sity Center Information Desk. the St. louis American speak in the Louis Regional Commerce and chestra presents "A Russian Even­ program. Growth ASSOCiation, Leonard Koppett ing" of chamber music at 8 p.m. in the • Tonight is the last night for the of the Peninsula Times-Tribune and J.C. Penney Auditorium. Student tic­ University Players' production of • "The Rise of Women's Sports," Wray Vamplew of the Flinders Univer­ kets with an UMSL ID and senior "Sticks and Bones." The play is pre­ the fifth session of " More Than a sity of South Australia comment. citizen tickets are $3, open seating tic­ sented at 8 p.m. in the Benton Hall Game: The Importance of Sports," kets are $S and reserved seat tickets Theatre; tickets are $1 for UMSL beginS at 3:30 p.m. at 78 J.C. Penney • Disabled Awareness Week con­ are $8 and are available at the Univer- students and $2 for general admission. Building. Norman Baker of the State cludes with a cross-campus wheel­ University of New York-Buffalo chairs. chair marathon that starts at the Jane Russell of the University of Alumni Circle. Participants must regiS­ Georgia speaks on "Professional ter in advance; contact Marilyn Sneed When I interviewed Women's Tennis: From Sideshow to at 301 Woods Hall or 553-S211 for Dick Gregory a few Center Ri ng" and John Chandler of the more information. weeks ago, he volun­ at the University of Texas-Dallas speaks on teered his opinion of "An "Women Professional Athletes: An • The Wellness Program sponsors Officer and a Gentle­ Endangered Species?" a health fair from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the man." H is theory is that Jack Berryman of the University of Mark Twain Building. it's a film designed to Washington and Ann Lever of Legal help enlistment; if black Services of Eastern Missouri comment. • The men' s tennis team meets men join up, they can Rose-Hulman College at 3 p.m. at boss around white men, home. and if white men jOin up, they can attract white • The University Players' produc­ women. Gregory's theo­ tion of David Rabe's "Sticks and ries might be a bit far­ Bones" opens tonight under the direc­ fetched at times. tion of Barbara Alkofer of the UMSL My theory -is that "An speech communication department. Officer and a Gentle­ Curtain rises at 8 p.m. in the Benton man" is a film designed Hall Theatre; tickets are $2 and $1 for to tell women that the UMSL students with an 10. ability to cook and be a sex object will help them • Robert Ceriotti of the E.F. Hut­ "catch" a man who ton stock brokerage firm speaks on makes a decent living. "Stock Brokerage Firm Operations" at My theories also might 1 p.m. at 202 SSB at a meeting of the be a bit far-fetched at sex and violence he'd tleman" is presented at UMSL Accounting ClUb. times. make a bundle. His 7:30 and 1 0 p.m. Friday Director Taylor Hack­ theory wasn't so far­ and Saturday at 101 Sharon Kubatzky • The Newman House, 8100 ford felt that if he made a fetched. Stadler Hall. Admission Natural Bridge Road, across from Ben­ movie that resembled a - Steve Klearman is $1 for UMSL students SPORTS IN HIS BLOOD: Charles ton Hall, sponsors an evening coffee sappy romance novel with I D and $1 .S0 for the Korr organized the UMSL sports program with live music from 8 p.m. to and threw in some token "An Officer and a Gen- general public. J"nnfor.:&nr..A midniaht. . April 14 , 1983 CURRENT page 15 ------~1~1--8~1 ____M_o_"_da~y

• Leon Redbone perto"rms with Henry Townsend at 8:1 5 p.m. in the J.C. Penney Auditorium. Tickets are $5 for UMSL students, $7 for faculty and staff and $9 for the general public and are available at the University Center Information Desk.

• James Spainhower, president of the Lindenwood Colleges, lectures on "The Office of Governor in Missouri: Guardian of the Past or Advocate for Progress" at 1 :15 p.m. in the McDon­ nell Conference Room, 331 SSB, as part of the Monday Colloquia in Social Science Research. Refreshments are to be served.

• Peer Counselors sponsor a resume writing workshop from 3 to 4 p.m. in the Counseling Service office, JAZZMAN: Henry Townsend opens 427 SSB. Call 553-5711 to preregister. for Leon Redbone. ----~11 911-____T_u_e_sd_a~y

• James Doohan lectures on the films. subject "Star Trekking with Scotty" at 12:30 p.m . .in the J.C. Penney Audi­ • The men' s tennis team meets torium. Doohan is known for his role on Washington University at 3 p.m. at the "Star Trek" television series and home.

THE THIRD BLl!ES B.ROTHER? No, it's Leon Redbone and he is performing at ~MSL Monday night. Tickets are $5 for UMSL students; the concert is at 8:15 p.m. _W_e_d_"_e_sd_a...... y In the J.C. Penney Auditorium. -----~12o 1-1

• "Wednesday Noon Live" pre­ Rose of the U MSL psychology depart­ sents live music from 10:30 a.m. to ment speak on " Psychology of Sex." kwmu programming 12:30 p.m. at the University Center Patio or Student Lounge, depending • A conference on Japan for • Thursday, April 14 10-10:30 p.m. Playhouse 91 - on the weather. teachers and administrators is held 6-8·a.m. Morning Edition The Lord of the Rings from 8:30 a.m. to 3:45 p.m. at 222 J.C. 5-6:30 p.m. All Things Considered 10:30-11 :30 p.m. Sunday Magazine. • Violinist Peter Winograd per­ Penney Building. The program costs 9:30-10:30 p.m. Music of Our Time The Student Staff reviews the week's forms in an "Aspen at UMSL" recital at $10, including lunch. Call Susan Rear­ 10:30- 11 p.m. Ken Nordine's news events. 12:15 p.m. in the J.C. Penney don at 553-5961 to register. ' Word Jazz 11 :30 p.m.-midnight Sports Spec­ Auditorium. tru m. The Student Staff reviews the • Peer Counselors sponsor a • Friday, April 15 . week in sports. workshop, " Not For Seniors Only: Pre­ 6-8 a.m. Morning Edition midnight-6 a.m. Miles Beyond. • UMSL Psychology Organization paring for Graduate School," today 5-6:30 p.m. All Things Considered This Student Staff program pre­ meets at 3 p.m. at 316 Stadler Hall to and April 27 from 1 to 3 p.m. at 200 11 p.m.-6 a.m. Fusion 91 sents alternative and mainstream vote for officers and hear Suzanne Clark Hall. Call 553-57 11 to register. jazz. • Saturday, April 16 2-2:30 p.m. The Empire Strikes • Monday, April 18 Back 6-8 a.m. Morning Edition ____~1211-1--T-hu-r-sd-a...:.y 5-7 p.m. A Prairie Home Com­ 5- 6:30 p.m. All Things Considered panion • Tuesday,Ap~119 11 p.m.-midnight Gateway Jazz. 6-8 a.m. Morning Edition This KWMU Student Staff program 5-6:30 p.m. All Things Considered presents an hour of recorded per­ • UMSL Psychology Organization p.m. in the Counseling Service office, formances of live jazz. • Wednesday, April 20 meets at 3 p.m. at 316 Stadler Hall to 427 SSB. Call 553-5711 to preregister. midnight-6 a.m. Pipeline 6-8 a.m. Morning Edition vote for officers and hear Sharon • Sunday, April 17 5-6:30 p.m. All Things Considered Biegen of the Counseling Service 5-7 p.m. Gateway Classics • Thursday, April 21 speak on "Counseling: What Is It?" • Cathy Cazalas, obstetrician­ 7-8 p. m. Creative Aging 6-8 a.m. Morning Edition gynecologist, speaks on "Herpes: The • Peer Counselors sponsor a relax­ Quiet Epidemic" at noon at the UMSL ation .t~aining ~orkshop from 2 to 3 Women's Center, 107 A Benton Hall.

~ /lEy !laWARP. / Po YOU WMT 78 SI bN r POl,iT "THIN!; ~ RObER I r S/6f1£D UP ;.11TH c-iNl. · VP RJi\. ?HE INTRN.1URAL :5DFiI5ALL ;V()T AFTER WHAT HAPf78'iED /N CJF /J-/£ DAi?! 7EAM S J MD TEAM? LAsT MCtVTJ.I'5 TNTl(AMURALS. mey NAPE #1£ PLItY bDAUE/ page 16 CURRENT April 14 , 1983 sports Rivermen complete perfect week our best pitchers, and we will Pitchers vital have to rely on our bench during these next three weeks." in threegame And as of Tuesday the hard­ bailers were scheduled to play winning streak five double-headers in six days. Tuesday the UMSL base bailers Dan Kimack were scheduled to oppose South­ assistant sports editor ern Illinois University-Edw ards­ ville,with twin-bills against The baseball Rivermen finally returned to action Friday, beat­ ing McKendree College 7-6, and "We didn't exactly followed up Monday with a twin­ wear the ball out, bill victory over the University of Missouri-Rolla, by scores of 6-0 but the pitching and and 3- 2 - but not until four long defense were weeks of heavy rain and thumb- , outstanding." twiddling postponement of 13 scheduled conference and non­ -Jim Dix conference games. The three victories elevated Greenville College on Wednes­ the UMSL record to 5-4 overall, day. Southwest Missouri State and 2-2 in the conference stand­ University on Thursday, Lincoln ings. University on Saturday, and And even though it might be finally the University of Mis­ too early to start thinking about souri-Rolla on Sunday. league and conference cham­ Not an easy task, but, " We 're pionships. visions of supremacy keeping our fingers crossed," are dancing in the head of head Dix said. coach Jim Dix. All in all, provided the weather decides not to playa rain-forest "If we can beat Lincoln (Uni­ game with the Rivermen, UMSL versity) in all of the four games, shou ld finish the season with 40 Rolla in the two remaining or 42 games played - a lot of games. and then beat Southeast catching up to do. Missouri State University in two Sharon Kubatzky games," Dix said. "!the south division championship of the That catching up got started Friday in a one-game co ntest DOWN AND DIRTY: Jeff Hutsler slides to avoid a tag. The Rivermen won a" three games this Missouri Intercollegiate Athle­ week, beating McKendree College and the University of Missouri-Ro"a twice. tic Association! will come down with McKendree College. In their. to a one-game playoff with first game after a four-week layoff, the Rivermen came out matter of fact, the bats were very goo d victory because everybody " Lawson had a big day and the Southeast. big stick of both games," Dix " I think we can do it. '· Dix victorious, just barely. silent in the greater portion of pitched in," Dix said, set the said. "Shanks pitched very well added ... It's going to go down to Kim Herr pitched the first two UMSL's victory - more than one, Rivermen wheels spinning on the and could have gone the distance the wire." innings of the thriller, but was but less than 10 Rivermen were right track. The game was a pre­ touched for two runs in each of called out on strikes. with a hand­ lude, of sorts, of things to come. with a shutout; and Demien But going down to the wire with those frames. Thus, Dix employed ful of those third strikes going by pitched well." only nine games played as of Bryan Price, Doug Neuhaus, uncontested and unswung at. Monday, the Rivermen disap­ In the first of the two games, Tuesday is still a long way away. Mike Gregory and Mark Hahn off pointed the Rolla baseball team Shanks went six innings. and pick­ Of the 13 games that have gone by and on through the remainder of "The strikeouts were a key in as UMSL invaded the Miner's ed up the win, and according to the Rivermen's wayside. all but the game in an effort to get his the game," Dix said. "We battled diamond for two clear-cut vic­ Dix , could have pitched a shutout four have been rescheduled. And pitchers in on some work. All their pitcher all day, and finally tories. in lieu of pitchers who haven't all of these games will have to be pitched faultless as Hahn went knocked him out. It was a matter had as much work as Dix would played within four weeks. on to pick up the victory. of time; we were trying to be Throughout the double-header, . like. " We're going to wish we had The UMSL bats, silent during patient. " pitching, defense and the hitting more of a layoff," Dix lamented. much of the game, rallied in tlie of Dave Lawson were outstand­ See " Rivermen;" page 18 "We won·t always be able to use final two innings for six runs. As a The win over McKendree, "a ing, according to Dix. Riverwomen split Women netters notch first win games with Loras of season against Rolla Miners back to turn the tables on Loras Kyle Muldrow 7-6. McCarty struggled, but four of the six singles matches by the same score. Now, get this Bob Chitwood reporter reporter won the second set and the with Chris Seckel and Harkins - the Riverwomen scored aIL match 6--4 . prevailing in straight sets. The baseball/softball scene so their runs in the third inning. The women's tennis team The same fate, in reverse No. 1 Singles player Lisa far this season can be summed up How? Let Larson explain. ran through the Missouri order, awaited Riverwoman Geers and NO . 5 Judy McXin­ in two words: rained out. Con­ "We didn't have any extra-base Intercollegiate Athletic Asso­ Pat Harkins as she was de­ ney had a little harder time, sider: The baseball Cardinals hits. But in the third inning, there ciation gauntlet last week fac­ feated by Yoko Mogi 6- 4, 7-6. coming from behind to beat have been rained out of four of were a couple of walks, we got the ing four conference foes in Mogi captured the match by their opponents. their first six games. The UMSL bases loaded a couple of times, four days. The good news is its winning the second-set tie­ Rivermen baseball team has had and we squeeze-bunted and efforts were rewarded with its breaker 7-4. Geers was blitzed in her at least 20 of its games canceled. scored a couple of times. We laid first win of the season, a 5-4 The . Riverwomen earned first set by Miner Erika Kis­ And, of course, we can't leave out . down about three or four bunts in victory over Rolla. The bad their win over the University varsany 6- 0. However. on thi s the UMSL women's softball team. that inning and we managed to news is the Riverwomen . of Missouri-Rolla last Friday cold day Geers didn't quit " We've played 12 games and either score or get somebody on dropped the other three under very adverse con­ when it might have been easy been rained out of 11 ," lamented base off of them [each time!." matches to Northwest Mis­ ditions. Gusty northern winds to do. She slowly grqbbed the head coach Mike Larson. He also said that the field con­ souri State and to MIAA and a slicing mist turned the momentum and took the final "There's no way we can make ditions contributed to the suc­ Kingpins Southeast Missouri dark nylon mesh screen that two sets 6-4, 6--1. McKinney them up this late in the season. cess of the squeeze bunt. "The State and Lincoln Universi­ wraps around the tennis court was also a slow starter, but a The only thing we're going to try field was real slippery and it's ties. fence into miniature puffy strong finisher. She was to do is make up our conference hard to charge a bunt, pick it tip , Weather better suited for sails. Coaches, spectators, tripped by Janet Wickey in the games because we need to get and throw under those con­ ducks and polar bears con­ and any players not on the first set 6-4. McKinney re­ those in." ditions," he said. tinued to plague UMSL's spr­ court watched the matches bounded, winning the second Another factor that con­ ing competitors. A match with through their cars' windshields set 7-5 and slamming Wickey The rain especially took its toll tributed to the UMSL victory was PrinCipia College last Tues­ in an effort to escape the in the final set 6-1. on the Riverwomen last week. the pitching of Cindy Krome. The day was cancelled and had to elements. With their first win safely First, a double-header scheduled senior went the distance to nail be rescheduled. The following On the court no particular tucked away, the Riverwomen for April 6 against Bradley down the Win, while giving up day the 1982 MIAA champion uniform was the uniform of scurried off to Jefferson City University was washed out. oniy four hits. . SEMO Indians rode into town the day. A variety of sweat­ to participate in the Lincoln Then, a twin bill against Loras On Friday, the Riverwomen and scalped the home team pants and jackets including University Triangular. College on Wednesday, April 7, traveled to Cape Girardeau to eight matches to none. letter jackets, warmup· jac­ The Triangular was set for had to be split up into two games play in the Southeast Missouri UMSL's Mary Sucher gave kets, sorority sweatshirts and 8:30 a.m. Saturday morning, in two nights. In the first game State University Tournament. Indian Carrie McCarty all she anything that was warm was outdoors. But the Lincoln Wednesday night, Loras erupted But they soon found out that St. could handle in a lOSing effort. standard equipment. ladies had a nice surprise for for six runs in the second inning Louis isn't the only place in the With the first set tied six-all, The Singles events pro­ and trounced the Riverwomen, state that's getting soaked. McCarty prevailed in the tie­ pelled the Riverwomen to See " Women," page 19 , 6--1. But on Thursday night, the breaker 7-3 and won the set, their first victory. UMS L won April 14 , 1983 CURRENT page 17 Meckfessel lands standout prospect in T ed Meier

Meckfessel added that one of Widmer scored 39 in one game Jeff Kuchno editor Meier's major assets is his this year. In his first year at Flo intelligence. Valley, Meier started and aver­ The fruits of Rich Meckfessel's " He plays smart," he said. " He aged about 11 pOints per game. recruiting labor are finally start­ shot 63 percent from the field and This year, of course, he was the ing to take shape. most of hi s shots were from the main attraction as he filled up Meckfessel, UMSL's first-year outside. You don't do that unless the hoops in rapid fashion. head basketball coach, received >you make the right play most of a bit of good news earlier this the time." With several lettermen expec­ week when junior-college scor­ ted to return next year to the ing star Ted Meier passed up a Rivermen lineup, Meier knows scholarship offer from the Uni­ stepping right in and claiming a versity of Missouri-Rolla to join starting spot will not be easy. forces with the Rivermen next recruiting Meier said he is taking nothing year. Meier was expected to sign for granted. with UMSL yesterday, the na­ tional-Ietter-of-intent Signing ''I'm going to have to work har­ day for college prospects. Meier, who admits that he is der because those guys have not exceptionally quick and been there for a cou pie years," he Meier, a 6-foot-6 all-confer­ requires work on his defensive said. " I'm going to have to win a ence forward from St. Louis game, chose UMSL over Rolla position. " Community College at Floris­ because he feels he will fit in bet­ sant Valley, satisfies one of ter here. Meanwhile, Meckfessel said Meckfessel's most preSSi ng UMSL wa sin the running for needs in hi s current recruiting " I feel I know most of the Ritenour High School's 6-for-8 efforts - a consistent scorer. players at UMSL, " he said. " I Jim Gregory, who reportedly was ;# ~.- - Since UMSL shot only 46 percent Sharon Kubatzky don't know any at Rolla. And my torn between UMSL and Arkan- from the fi eld this past season, N EW KID ON THE BLOCK: Ted Meier is shown here playing role here gave UMSL a slight Meckfessel is looking to improve for St. Louis Community College at Florissant Valley. Meier will favor over Rolla." hi s team's offensive productivity See " Meier," page 19 follow in the footsteps of his sister, Chris, and play basketball for next year. That role, of course, will be to UMSL next season. score consistently. Meier echoed In Meier, Meckfessel got exact­ the words of others who believe Riverwomen------ly the kind of player he was look­ his forte is shooting. ing for. Meier averaged 27 points " In high school I was just a from page 16 . them. We can't have them rained ville, there were a couple times per game while shooting 63 per­ . h hit out," said Larson. "These are all cent from the floor and 78 per­ shooter. In college, I learned to That's right - t e woe ourna- when we had two or three girls on cent from the free throw line for dr'ive and shoot. On offense, ment was rained out. teams that we have a good shot at base and we just couldn't get As for games coming up this beating. I'm not saying they're them in. They shut us out, but we the Norsemen this past season. that's where I'm most confi­ dent," he said. week, the Riverwomen were pushovers, but they're teams had our chances to score. In the As hi s statistics indicate, Meier · L' that we can compete with. We're leaves Flo Valley as one of the "I feel nobody can stop me one­ scheduled to p Iay Sawt OUIS first game against Loras, we had top offensive threats in the on-one. It's just a matter of University on Monday and just going to have to get some times when we had people on school's history. co nfidence. " McKendree College yesterday, breaks, some good defense, and base that were stranded. All both hom e double- headers. On we're going to have to hit." these days that we haven't been "He's an outstanding scorer," Meier, an all-conference per- Saturday, the Riverwomen play He also said that hitting is able to get outside, all we've been Meckfessel said. "We had a lot of former his senior season at at the Lindenwood Co lleges, also where the team needs help most. doing is working on hitting." trouble with zones this year. Ted Parkway North High School, held in a double-header. "We haven't come through lately While they're working on hit- will give us another shooter the school single-game scoring "These games are really im- with timely hits. Against South- ting, maybe the sun can work on against zones." record with 38 points until Keith portant for us. We need to have ern Illinois University-Edwards- getting around those clouds. *************************************************************************************** * * E University Program Board presents E * * i ~~,&0 STAR TREKKI NG i * * ! WITH ~ * * * * !TUESDAY,APRIL 19, 1983 ~ * * * * t* 12 :30 p.m. :* * * * * i* J. C. Penney Auditorium i* * * * * * * ~* free admission open to the public !* * f * * . * * * * * *~ Additional information, call 553-5636 !* * * *_v _ ..t...t...... __ •• _. _ _ • _ _ • _ _ • __ • _ _ ' __• __ • __ I._. __• __ • __ • . . ' __1 ._' ...... - * page 18 CURRENT April 14, 1983 Rivermen ------Men n'etters have from page 16 come-from-behind victory by the for our bats to get going after the Rivermen thus far. layoff," he added. "The layoff Demien started the l':. ~ cond And even though the Rivermen leaves a lot to chance." trouble this week game going 50/.)- innings before aren't steamrolling their op­ Senior Dan O'Keefe, No. 2 giving up two runs and leaving ponents, Dix is, nevertheless, David Moody runners in scoring position-. 'Lawson had a big reporter singles, and Junior Jeff Zoellner pleased. After all, it is still gave the Rivermen a split in the Hahn came in to clean up. and day and the big relatively early in the UMSL Two of the goals of the men's first four Singles matches. later, secured the victory for the season as opposed to the larger stick of both games. tennis team were competitive­ Unfortunately the team dropped Rivermen after a late-inning num ber of games played by other ness in every match and a .500 the other two singles and all rally by the UMSL bats. Shanks and Demein clubs. pitched welL'; record. Throughout each match, three doubles matches and lost, " We didn't exactly wear the they've achieved the former but That rally, culminated by Law­ - .Iim Dix 7- 2, with their record falling to 3- son's sacrifice fly and game­ ball out," Dix said, " but the pitch­ the latter seems elusive. That 5. winning RBI. was the second ing and defense were outstanding. trend continued last week as the The Rivermen continued their " It's going to take some time All things considered, Dix Rivermen took their rackets on nomadic ways last Tuesday as feels his Rivermen have gotten the road for three matches. they traveled to Elsah, Ill., to on the right track, and the only On Monday the Rivermen took take on Principia College before thing he sees in the way is on Washington University. The coming home to face Rose­ Playoffs coming up Southeast Missouri, perhaps. Bears, above .500 for the 1983 Human. tomorrow, at 3 p.m. " Even though Cape beat us I in season, proved to be a tough If you're depressed over your the first two of their four con­ opponent. A great majority of the taxes, come on down and cheer in intramurals ference games] , I still feel we are matches went the full three sets; the Rivermen on to victory and if the better team," Dix said. unfortunately the Bears pre­ your depression lingers into UMSL Intramural Softball Lea­ C urt Melchior "We're looking forward to getting vailed, 7-2. Saturday, come back at 10 a.m. sports editor gues opened their schedules. them back." and watch the Rivermen take on There are two divisions in the Dix also added that in the Juniors Bill Valentine and Jeff the University of Tennessee­ Indoor soccer complexes are Men's League. The teams that South Division, Southeast and Zoellner, the fourth and fifth Martin. springing up allover the country. will make up the A Division are UMSL are the teams to reckon singles players, were the only All three opponents display Most of us have seen a Major I he Buzzlers, Icemen, Sig Tau, with. And if Dix feels the River­ victors for the Rivermen. solid tennis programs, but Coach Indoor Soccer League game at Butchers, and ROTC. The B Divi­ men have more talent than their The team rebounded in great Randy Burkhart is still hopeful one time or another. The UMSL sion consists of the Cavaliers, league rivals, visions of sup­ fashion after traveling to Warrens­ for success. The team must try to intramural department is con­ Whackers, Ground Hogs, Skids, remacy and league titles must be burg to take on Central Missouri sustain some consistency. Right ducting its own indoor soccer, and Shorts. dancing in his head. State University. The Rivermen now it seems the singles players league right now. UMSL Notes; The Rivermen shut down CMSU, 9-0, for their have found consistency between will face Southwest Missouri This week will see eight teams second shutout of the season. the No . 2 and No. 4, while Jeff · State University today at 1 p.m. go into action on Monday and Hoping their momentum would Zoellner apparently is on top of intraDlural in a double-header, and then will Wednesday evening. On Monday co ntinue into the next month, the his game. The doubles play still come back home for a twin-bill at 8:30 p.m., Sig Tau and the Rivermen traveled to Northeast report with the University of Missouri­ Tekes battle to stay out of the Missouri State UniverSity to take Rolla at 1 p. . m. See " Tennis ," page 19 cellar in their division. At 9:30 on another conference rivaL p.m. FUBAR and the Deans fight The coed division has already it out for first place. Wednes­ started pl aying. There is a three­ day's games have the Iron way tie for first place between Workers against Lightning and the Long Shots, P hi Zappa the Papal Bulls take on Beta Kra ppa and Moore Than Enough, Alpha Psi at 9:30 p.m. The play­ all of whom have won their first offs begin on Monday, April 25 . same. The Wizards occupy fourth The Concerts &- Lectures Committee and then conclude on Wednes- ­ place even though they have not day, April 27 . stepped onto the field of battle vet. Tekes Plus is in its fifth place & University Program Board . The coed hoc-soc schedu Ie iO- l). Pope Whalen'S has for­ looks like this. The Avalanche reited out of the league. Results play Tekes Plus at 6:30 p.m . from Thursday, April 7, were presents followed by ROTC vs. the Sparks Long Shots defeating Phi Zappa at 7:30 p.m. In the first game Krappa 7- 6, and Pope Whalen's ' Wednesday at 6:30 p.m., it will be fo rfeiting twice to Phi Zappa the Pikes against the Sparks. The KI'appa and Moore Than Enough. second match features the If games are rained out, the Crusaders going up against the makeup games will be posted in Tennis Team Plus. Coed pl ayolls I he intramural office. It is the start April 27 at 7:30 p.m. and r('sponsibility of the individual finish up May 2 at 7:30 p.m. 1l';lmS to check for the date and The St. Louis baseball Car­ , i me of the makeu p games. They dinals recently opened their 1983 111 ight be played on a Monday or season and along with it th e Wednesday if needed.

Sports Car Club to hold road race

The UMSL Sports Car Club will The rules of the event are that a be sponsoring a road rally on team must be able to answer Saturday, April 16 . at 11:30 a.m. . questions about the terrain of the Entry fee for the event is $2 for course. its car must seat at least non-members and members of two people. be street-legal and the clu b do' not have to pay an have an odometer, speed is .entry fee. unimportant, participants must bring pens or pencilS and a The route for the road rally watch. and the teams must con­ begins at Pantera's Pizza. which sist of a driver and a navigator. is located at 8181 S. Florissant For more information, call Road behind the UMSL campus. 993- 6156.

I'm aceing anthropological concepts, making the all-star conference basket­ ball team, I have a new sportscar and my mother just made the best-dressed list. Why am I not scoring with In Concert lady-type persons? FRIDAY, APRIL 22,1983 Do you have Rumple Minze in your freezer? 11a.m.-1 p.m. U. Center Patio/Commons (In case of bad weather, the concert will be moved Imported by WV Elliott Co. Sale US. Agent, to the J. C. Penney Auditorium). New Brita in, CT. USA. 100 Proof Peppermmt Schnaaps. Enioy in modera/lon. April 14 , 1983 CURRENT page 19 Tennis------VVornen------from page 18 against Westminster, which was rescheduled. Both of those matches are expected to result in competitions instead of at beaten by UMSL earlier in the from page 16 year, and Luther college, must be Rivermen victories. practice. Steinmetz agrees, remains a mystery, though. They " It's hard because they can ( played well against Westminster, UMSL and Northeast Mis­ see what they need to do, but and Grinnell colleges and Cen­ souri State University that there's no time to practice." tral Missouri but weren't as suc­ morning. Using the money She would particularly like to cessful in the other matches. Meier------saved by skipping UMSL's see her team rush the net a lit­ Hopefully with the season in its was expected to visit UMSL yes­ triangular a week earlier, Lin­ tle more often. final stages, they too can find from page 17 terday. A four-year starter at coln bought indoor court time. This weekend the team will some consistency. sas State University. Gregory Maplewood and a two-time All ­ What a relief. - travel to S1. Joseph, Mo .. to was expected to inform Meck­ District performer, Sanders is Northwest, which is com­ participate in the Missouri Though Burkhart's goal for a fessel of his decision Tuesday one of the best all-around guards parable in power to UMSL, Western Invitational Tourna­ .500 season seems elusive, the night. to come out of the St. Louis area defeated the red and gold 7-2. ment. The Riverwomen will Rivermen still have a chance for Also, Glenn Sanders, a 6-foot this year. He is considering Sucher was the lone singles see NEMO, NWMO , Lincoln, it. Two rained-out matches, guard from Maplewood High, offers from several schools. winner while Geers and Sec­ SEMO, Missouri Baptist Col­ kel beat Northwest's No. 1 lege. and perhaps Evangel 1~------doubles team. The win might Co llege. 1 have been UMSL's, but the 1 Riverwomen lost all three According to Steinmetz this 1 matches that went,. three sets. tournament will be a little dif­ 1 Despite the team loss Coach ferent. Competition will be WE ' RE READY , WI LLING, Pam Steinmetz was par­ set up into brackets. The No. 1 : **ATTENTlON** AND ABLE TO DO YOUR ticularly pleased with the and No.2 singles players will TYPING FOR YOU! doubles team of Geer and Sec­ form a bracket, NO.3 and NO.4 UMSL kel. She attributed their win to will swat balls at each other, STUDENTS daring play. "They both like to and the same holds true for go to the net," she smilingly the No . 5 and No . 6 singles said. "They're not afraid, players. Doubles will be com­ they're aggressive. And they peted in the same manner. have been teammates for four The tourney champ is de­ WITH THE SEMESTER COMING TO AN END, -bo YOU NEED HELP WITH years. They have developed a cided at the net by which team TERM ' PAPERS , MANUSCRIPTS, THESIS , RESUMES, good rapport." has the most points. A team PERSONALIZED LETTERS, LEGAL DOCUMENTS? Host Lincoln College was earns pOints by winning not so obliging for Steinmetz matches. You keep playing as IF YOU DO , WE HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU!!! and her charges. They white­ long as you keep winning. ONE DAY TURNAROUND AVAILABLE. REASONABLE RATES. DONE PROFESSIONALLY . washed UMS~ 9-0. Playing so many matches in " It's a change of pace," con­ DURING THE MONTHS OF APRIL AND MAY , 1983, YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF so few days effectively det­ cedes Steinmetz. "You just A SPECIAL 30% DISCOUNT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO LETTERITE . racts from practice time. Any don't play once." And you can adjustments or corrections bet Steinmetz hopes her swat­ have to be made between ters play all day long.

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Applications available at the Information Desk and in the Student Association office, 262 U. Cen­ ter. Applications must be turned in by 5 p.m. on Thursday, April21. Elections will be held April 25 and 26. page 20 CURRENT April 14 , .1983 . UNIVERSITY PROGRAM BOARD PRESENTS AN APRIL SHOWER OF ACTIVITIES

Thursday, April 14 Opera Theatre of St. Lou is 12:00 noon "Face on the Bar Room Floor" U. Center Lounge

Friday & Saturday, Movie: An Officer and a Gentleman (R) 7:30 & 10:00 pm April 15 & 16 101 Stadler Hall $1 UMSL Students/$1 .50 General Public

Sunday, April 17 In Concert: Kammergild Chamber Orchestra 8:00 pm "A Russian Evening" J.C. Penney Auditorium $8 Reserved/$5 Open Seating $3 UMSL Students & Senior Citizens

Monday, April 18 I n Concert: Leon Redbone . 8:15 pm J.C. Penney Auditorium $5 UMSL Students/$7 UMSL Faculty-Staff $9 General Public

Tuesday, April 19 Lecture: James Doohan 12:30 pm "Star Trekking with Scotty" J.C. Penney Auditorium

Wednesday, April 20 Wednesday Noon Live Concert 10:30am-12:30pm U. Center Patio/Lounge

Aspen at UMSL Recital 12:1.5 pm featuring Violinist Peter Winograd J.C. Penney Auditorium

Friday, April 22 Bluegrass Festival 1 0:30am-1 :OOpm . featuring Skyline and area bluegrass bands U. C'enter Patio/J.C. Penney Auditorium

Friday & Saturday, Movie: The World According to Garp (R) 7:30 & 10:00 pm .April 22& 23 101 Stadler Hall $1 UMSL Students/$1 .50 General Public

Wednesday, April 27 Wednesday Noon Live Concert 10:30am-12:30pm U. Center Patio/Lounge

Lecture: Vince Buglioso 12:30 pm Author of "Helter Skelter" and Prosecuto'r of Charles Manson J.C. Penney Auditorium

Friday & Saturday, Movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 7:30 & 10:00 pm April 29 & 30 101 Stadler Hall . $1 UMSL Students/$1 .50 General Public

. . Unless otherwise noted, all events are free and open to the public.

Advance tickets to all events forwhich admission ischarged may be purchased atthe University Center Information Desk (553-5148).

For additional information on all programs call 553-5536.