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The three one city , to another g~vmg have been touring since late performances, most of which are August and will continue on the one night stands. In keeping with road until mid-December, before the Jesuit way of life, the three taking a two week vacation.--. live on $1 a day, collecting Acording to Crouse, the circus, honorariums from each place a billed as the 'world's smallest,' performance is held. Acording to will travel from Portland. Ore. io Fr. Weber, the trio beg and Sarasota, Fla. in the four month borrow food and shelter, using the WORLD'S SMALLEST... R!ilv. Nick Weber, S.J., and his assistant pe_rform a fireman's act w ith stint before Christmas and will majority of the money for travel­ their cub black bear in Monday's showing of the Royal l jchtenstein Circus. head north in the second circuit ing expenses. which ends in May. Both Crouse and Duggan are The idea of the circ•s was new to the show this year as Fr. originated five years ago by Fr. Weber selects two new assistants Weber, who has a graduate before departing on the tours: degree in theatre from San The two have backgrounds in Francisco State University. He theatre, and like Fr. Weber, have said, 'I went to a circus once when become disenchanted with the I was young and it left a deep style of theatre presently thriving impression on me. Since then I've in this country. Crouse noted the wanted to run a circus.' experiential benefit from travel­ Fr. Weber studied theatr.e in a ing on the tour, citing the great Jesuit high school in San Jose, showmanship which Fr. Weber Calif., before entering the exhibits in the numerous shows. seminary and continuing his The Monday show was acting work. He was ordained in revamped from its early appear­ 1970, which coincidentally ances at Regis, using a variety of happens to be the 100th anniver­ new tricks and stories to enter­ sary of the founding of the tain the crowd. A bear cub and a Ringling Brothers Circus. miniature horse were added to The founder of the circus the show this season, joining a decided to begin the Royal spider monkey as part of the Lichtenstein group when he circus's animal routine. ·aegis flo/lege -tudent .ewspapeP became disenchanted with the One element which remained from past years was the quick wit subjects and general atmosphere Denver, C olo~ado Oct. 3, 1975 oi theatres in the San Jose area. and one-\ine )okes hurled to the Volume 58, Number fj He noted that not enough audience by Fr. Weber. The ordinary people were able or circus head noted that years of To Aid Student Development- willing to attend the shows and he experience had developed the hoped to establish contacts with quick wit and that only once has these people. He said, 'I started he been unable to cope with a ReSOUrCe Center Is Created the circus to get in contact with heckler. He said that six years ago a heckler disrupted a show in REGIS. A center intended to ability has been established in According to Dr. McClure, the college students and ordinary center was set up because there people in supermarkets, encourag­ which he was working alone, aid sh.rlents with problems in Loyola Hall under the direction of doing a pantomime routine. achieving their true academic Dr. Judith McClure. was obviously a need ·for such a ing them to stop and enjoy a few program since a number of · students needed assistance in any of a number of ·crucial study areas. She cited the number of incompletes turned in and the below average grade point of students at the upper levels of . college, juniors and seniors, as factors leading to the center's creation. The resource center is designated to help the student with academic problems gain a tighter grasp on the basic skills needed to acquire a good educa­ tion, such as critical reading, use of the library, the rights and wrongs of writing a paper and in addition, the proper management of time. She noted that, l:nost students arrive with these skills intact and can balance a study load with social life, but others have problems assigning prior­ ities. The center will help those persons use their time in the most .useful ways.' Dr. McClure added that help with specific subject matter will also be provided by the resources · center, a large portion of the work being done by students from the J esuit honor fraternity, Alpha Sigma Nu. The students·will aid in teaching various subjects to their peers, for Dr. . McClure feels that .student involvement as tutors and advisors is a crucial part of the program. She said, 'The concept goes along with the idea of the Regis community, responding to the needs of other students. There is a more and more diverse student population here at this time than ever before. People used to a learning environment can be extremely the Pure Prairie league concert. For further pictures and UNLOADING... sm Callahan, Rod Nowadzky and Bill Kent (See Page 4) unload speakers and equipment from a semi-trailer before details see page 6. On Saturday- . Rho Chi Sigma Slates Road Rally BY DAVE OWENS BROWN & GOLD REGIS. Rho Chi Sigma is 2 REGIS COLLEGE (DENVER) sponsoring. their annual Road Oct. 3, 1975 Rally on Saturday, with contest­ driving his classic beaterwagon, ants meeting in the Student the "Murph-mobile." Murphy cap­ Center parking lot at 10 a.m. tured the coveted trophy last year Heavily favored in the competi­ after finishing second the previ­ tion has to be Joe Murphy, ous try and is not likely • to surrender his crown without a battle. Certainly one of the factors in Practice 'his favor has to be the element of surprise. Few opponents expect to see his '64 Chevy wagon even make it out of the parking Jot, but To Aid veteran riders of "the Dent" know better. The Murph-mobile has REGIS. A number of panel always come through in the clutch discussions and mock interviews whether the situation is the Road were· held recently by the Rally, a weekend trip home over Accounting department to pre­ Wolf Creek Pass, or a quiet little pare upcoming graduates for the afternoon outing in the mountains series of job interviews in -the with four cases of beer. No doubt next few months. · Joe and his car will be up for the According to Mrs. Gottula, DEFENDING' CHAMPS ... Preparing to defend his title in the annual Rho Chi Sigma road rally occasion. instrumental in setting up the Included in the festivities Sa­ is Joe Murphy, along with navigators Jay Scott and Mike Bucci. • - . program, volunteers from the turday will be a woodsie at Filius Colorado Society of CPA's present . Park near Evergreen, beginning On Overdue Books- discussions to help college seniors at 'noon. The outdoor barbecue prepare for interviews and be also features plenty of beer and aware of the type of question lunch. asked. She added that many Library_Introduces Policy students have lost jobs they could REGIS. The in~titution of an ian and head of public set:vice. promoted to full-time Circulation have obtained because of a poor experimental overdue policy and Mr. Farr conducted. a study of Assistant following several years interview and the mock inter­ CU Slates the addition of a new night the overdue system during the of service in the facility. views were designated to relieve librarian have added · a new summer and noted that students a portion of the worry. Photo.Show feature to the services of the were deterred from returning The panel which met Tuesday Dayton Memorial Library, accord­ overdue books after the second Organization consisted of representatives from BOULDER. Colorado residents ing to Dave Farr, resource librar- late notice, resulting in a loss of a 'Big Eight' CPA firm, a 'small' interested in photography are books and a fee for the student. CPA firm, the Internal Revenue being urged to participate in the He added that 50 percent of the For· Women Service and a private industry. first annual University of books are returned after the first The representatives discussed the Colorado Photography show, Oct. 11 Grads overdue notice and that an Is Established beneficial aspects of each type of 20 through Nov. 7. additional 33 percent are returned REGIS. The first organiza- work, including a discussion of Contestants from throughout · after the second notice, but the Listed In tional meeting of the new salaries, personal contact with Colorado will be competing for remaining books are rarely seen women's club determined a num­ employers and possibilities of . cash prizes and .merchandise again. ber of ground rules. advancement. certificates donated by area Schools The new overdue policy will Initiated by the remainin'{, Mrs. Gottula indicated that business firm's. Any two or three REGIS. A report released by attempt to 'make students more members of last year's sorority, interviewers favored students dimensional work using photogra­ / the college Medical Science Evalu­ responsible, make more material Nu Rho Epsilon, the new club will who could talk about themselves phy as its p'rinciple means of ation Committee indicates that 40 available, save time typing over­ also be a sorority, although it has easily, because_ each prospective expressions is eligible for the percent of applicants from Regis due notices and save fees for the no connection to any fraternity on job hunter was allowed a minimal contest. were successful in gaining entry students.' If a book has not been campus. Nancy Newell said of the amount of contact with the inter­ Each work must be accom­ into professional schools in the returned to the library two weeks new club: 'It didn't get on its feet viewer. Nearly 5,000 persons are panied by two 3x5 index cards, 'health sciences for the academic after the overdue notice was sent like it shouJ.d have last interviewed yearly by different including one stamped and self­ year 1975-76. out, the individual will be billed we're trying to get a new outlook organizations, with offers for addressed for notification of A total of 11 1975 graduates · by the Business Office. A small were admitted to various medical for the group (this year).' office interviews granted to about acceptance. The index card service charge will be collected if schools 'Phe primary purpose of the 2,000· of those individuals. Follow­ should bear the contestant's throughout the country. the book is returned following the Louis DeRose and Dave Foley organization will be to offer to ing the multiple interview name, address, phone, title of billing, Mr. Farr added. . were accepted by the University interested women the opportunity sessions, 800 to 900 persons are work and selling price. All work · A second change in library of Colorado School of Dentistry in to meet people and socialize, in hired. sold, with the exception of Jury policy has divided t.he circulation Denver, while Dan Huerter and addition to getting involved in Interviews begin with general Award winners, will be subject to department into two sections, one Mark Aylward are attending the some possibl~ service.projects. 'broad brush' questions designed a 25 percent commission. for checking out materials while University of Missouri School of to relax the job seeker before All two dimensional works must the main counter will handle One definite plan of the club is be unframed, mounted or over­ Dentistry in Kansas City. to contact other sororities in · the entering the major points of the library carer applications and mated with a border and have Admitted to the University of interview. The interviewers often assistance in obtaining special area and exchange ideas about outside dimensions of llx4, 14x17, Colorado School of Medicine in ask which course a student liked materials, such as records or membership and activites. It is or 16x20 inches. Each person may Denver were Steve Vialpando and hoped that the club will offer best and for what reasons, but films. Mr. Farr noted that the submit three P.ieces for each $5 Tom Jeffers, while Carl Eilers more programs for women to Mrs. Gottula noted that citing the change will attempt to slow entry fee. There is no limit on the wa~ accepted by the University of teacher· as the reason behind people down leaving the library supplement the present limited favoring a certain class was more number of entries for each Arrzona School of Medicine -and sc)leduling for the female portion individual. Devoree Clifton by the _and reduce the already small theft detrimental than helpful in attain­ rate. of the school, according to a club ing a job. Job applicants, because Entries must be received no Washington University School of Bo~h the experimental overdue spokesman. of the shortage of time, should later than Oct. 11 in a reusable Medicine in St. Louis. Louis policy and the divided circulation container package with return know their grade point average, .. Chiara is attending the count~rs are aimed at improving both overall and in major postage included. Entries will be Universidad Autonoma de the library's services. Mr. Farr subjects, should explain any insured upon re,ceipt but not in Guadalajara Medical School in commented that the motto of the Rules Set changes in major during their transit. Hand delivered entries Guadalajara, Mexico and Stuart · library this year will be 'More college career and · also provide will be accepted in Room 155 of Castle was accepted by the material available for more people For Party the interviewer with information the University Memorial Center University of New Mexico School more of the time.' from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. on Oct. 12 and of Medical Technology in on their outside activities and . Join~ng the staff this year as noon to 6 p.m. the following day. accomplishments. Albuquerque, N.M. Peter Holtz mght librarian is Andy Stucker, a Room Here The pick up time for himd wa~ admitted to the physician 1 7 delivered entries will be noon to 6 assrstant program of Emory ~ 2 !:?'a?uate who received his REGIS. The renovated O'Connell Lrbrarran s Degree from Rosary p.m. on Nov. 9. University in Atla,nta, Ga. party room will be open to serve College. Mrs. Joan Matt is beirig the needs of student groups. Opsns Octobsr 30 according to Brian Fitzgerald, newly elected manager of that facility. ·"!~A~/!~uset~~e::..?..~~~~?u,{.~d ~or Regis The party room was expanded and decorated during the summer REGIS LIQUOR L REGIS. The student drrected smce that time One of her 1 .Y rr~ctmg the play rs Phil Volpi months, with new carpeting, a fl'he Mousetrap will open the - murder myste;ies the Ia c.assrc a semor, who has spent the last . HEADQUARTERS Paint J·ob . a bar and an exhaust. . l WE:EKDAYS 9 A.M.~ 1'0 P.M •theatre season here on Oct. 30, , in the Vermont c~untr~si~ Is. set four years actively involved in the system added to the or~g~na ., running nightly through Nov. 2. guest house. One of e theatre department. He ~n h~ ~ampus materials. The room is available FRI & SAT. 9 A.M. -11 A.M. A play in two acts Agath h t . erg rs currently president f th R 1 ~ , a c arac ers· rs murdered and th Th . o e egis for all events, public or priv~te, ....!!!!1!PI!IIIelalse••li•ID•••JII jChristie's Mousetrap w_as first murderer is one of the remainin e Theatre Guild, an? his direction of and costs $10 to rent per evenmg. performed on the stage m l952. seven. g e Mousetrap rs il part of an 1 Fitzgerald added. The manager =.::,,,::,,:::,,::,,::,,,::,,:::,,::,,::,,,::,,:::,,::-,,,::,,:::,,:::,,::,,,:::,,:::,,::-,,::,,,:::,,:::,,:::, The cast introduces three up per divisional independent : IIIIIIIIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIa======------:______h Study class-advanced d' t' noted that the rent money will be newcomers to t e Regis theatre- . Althou . rrec mg. ' used for minor repairs, modifica· = SINGER'S DRY CLEANING AND LAUN is Betsy Friedlander, Larry doesn't gh the production 5 DRY CENTER tions and carpet cleaning. 5 f UIIIIIJ "f" -'N 'tlzr'IIJ.I~" : K_e~rney and Barbara Martin. appear for almost another In addition to the rental money, 5 RVUil ~If . ·, fi.II•U ~ Fr.llmg out the list of characters ~on~h, the cast has been rehears- . ed to bartenders are requtr d ! 3645-47 W. 44th Ave. At Mead St. § wrll be Bob Froehlich, Ann Minor mg or three weeks, four nights minimize confusion and a refun · 5 DENVER, COLORADO -:- PHONES 458-9786 & 477-3893 ~ Mark Onstott, Mike Rasmussen' per week: Admission is free and able $15 deposit is needed to lmn11nnmnnm•mmnn•mnnmnnnnnnmmn11mn ui and Doug Staley. the curtam will rise at 8· 30 · 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111100 the Student Chapel. . p.m. m insure clean-up. Student Academic Services- Sheeran Is Named Director REGIS. A graduate of Rock­ began his duties following three BROWN & GOLD hurst high in Kansas City and a years of study at Princeton REGIS COLLEGE (DENVER) 3 former teacher at Regis high has University, where he is working Oct. 3, 1975 assumed the position of Associate toward a doctorate in political Football League, labor unions, Director of Student Academic science. Bis thesis deals with fraternities and clubs. Fr. Services, replacing Dr. Michael decision making by private Sheeran's doctorate deals primar­ McCarthy. governments, a category which ily with the Quakers, who make Re~ . Michael J . Sheeran, S.J ., includes churches, the National group decisions without benefit of a vote. Oktoberfest Slated- Fr. Sheeran's duties serve as an intermediary between the dean and the student, seeing that the larimer Is Transformed courses satisfy the student's needs and that the student satisfy Into Munich Festival Site the requirements of the college. He hopes to develop an advisor DENVER. The 1400 block of popcorn, and beer are available. arrangement program propsed by Larimer Street will be closed to Rich Wagner's Polka Band will the dean, Rev. Thomas Lynch, traffic beginning tomorrow pro-vide musical entertainment S.J., putting an increased (Friday) for the Mile High city's Friday, accompanied by the Sher­ emphasis on faculty members largest outdoor celebration, wood International Folk Dancers counseling students long before Oktoberfest. from 7:45-8:15 p.m. The next two they have to reach a decision on Patterned after the · famous days, Karl Heinz Schlitter's academic majors. Fr. Sheeran Munich beer-drinking festival, the German band will perform, along also noted that the position should event is a yearly feature on the with the Rheinland Band, the be used to C~_!pitalize on the fact Denver social scene. Oktoberfest Edelweiss Schuhplatters and the that Regis is a small college with ACADEMIC SERVICES... Assuming the position of director of began last weekend and will Navy Show Band West. Included close contact between students, Student Academic Services is former Regis high teacher, Rev. continue through Saturday. in Saturday's schedule is a soccer faculty and administrators Michael J. Sheeran, S.J. Bavarian food, giant pretzels, exhibition by the Denver Kickers. available.

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Serious difficulties presently surround the operation of the get caught in the red tape process :Judge Fox upheld the conten­ the entire Regis family - Jesuits, students, faculty and administra­ Brown & Gold and its future as on informative medium at that we call bureaucracy and tion of two · students facing spend four years of their lives tion. It was our wish to provide Regis is in doubt. Should conditions continue to deteriorate suspension for marijuana attending classes and taking possession in that their dormitory attractive areas in the center of from their already low position, it will be questionable whatever they hear to be 'school room had been illegally searched the campus and right in our own whether a college newspaper will exist in the upcoming policy' as part of a way of life. by college . officials. He said a home in which gatherings of Regis years, if not next semester. At Regis, we are fortunate to search warrant should have been · people could take place. The very be more than just a number. Our issued. College officials said that earliest reservation of such space voices can be heard. If you have a they had authority to search the was for the Coffee House. Unlike most current problems, the crisis facing the gripe or feel that policy is not dormitory room if they had During the past summer, operation of the Brown & Gold does not entail money, but being carried out the way it 'reasonable cause to believe' that student participants in the intern­ involves people. A better way to state it would be a lock of should be, let the nmmbers of the the students were violating laws ship program did a remarkably people. Newspapers at most colleges and universities Judiciai Board try to help you. of college regulations. professional job in transforming We have office hours from 1 to 2 Since the suit was filed, one the space into a really attractive throughout the country are blessed with large staffs, capable p.m. Monday, Wedn"esday and meeting place. It is the purpose of producing a paper which suits the needs of the particular student has been graduated. The Friday, or you can leave a other is still enrolled.' of this letter to extend to you an school. The Brown & Gold editorial staff feels that this message at the Judicial Board invitation from us Jesuits to drop objective has been reached to a suitable extent in the past mailbox in order to set up an into our residence and enjoy the few years, but that the paper is in danger of dissolving if appointment. use of the Coffee House. We hope Students have numerous rights, that it will be a place where all of more students do not take part in its operation. not known to the majority of us on the Regis campus can meet students. A clipping from 'The outside those more formal and At this time, the staff is badly undermanned, with seven or Chronicle of Higher Education structured circumstances of class­ describes an example of this: room and office and simply relax eight students carrying a very Iorge portion of the work 'A · federal judge in Michigan together and enjoy one another's involved. Several areas are secure, but fot the most port, a has ruled that college students company as caring human beings. lock of talented write~s on the staff is forcing several are entitled to the same right of Dear Editor: We'd like at this same time to individuals to bear the load greater than con be expected for privacy in their dormitory rooms issue an invitation for you to visit an entire year. The Brown & Gold locks people who can as any adult in a private home When during the past week the . our Jesuit Community Chapel on (Ed. note- a story dealing briefly General Assembly chose Tom communicate ideas to others through the written word. A the ground floor near the Coffee with this case appeared in the last Seitz as manager, one of the most House. We want you to plan to substantial number of persons hove declared English majors issue of the Brown & Gold). important steps was accomplished use our chapel regulaFly for your here, but relatively -few have offered their services to the 'In a suit brought by two toward opening the new Coffee own liturgical celebrations. newspaper. ·students against Grand Valley House, the 'Pipeline.' Actually Although the chapel still lacks State Colleges, Judge Noel P. Fox planning for the new Pipeline seating and some furnishings and also said that a stronger degree of goes back almost two full years to the necessary scheduling proced­ The crisis now enveloping the Brown & Gold has arisen evidence will be required in the time when the first rough ures have not yet been worked from a variety of sources. First, the school has been - o.ut, all the details should be negligent in providing course offerings in the area of (Cont.) ~ completed during the next few communications and has not set up a system which con days and the chapel will be motivate persons to work for a college newspaper. opened for your use as a pleasant, quiet, and prayerful place for Journalism courses have been offered sporadically here and Re·source Center meditation. The hours presently in each case, the instructor has been on outside person, with have never been introduced to Dr. McClure has a broad educa: planned for the chapel to be open limited extended plans. Immediate efforts ore needed to that system.' ~ tiona! background in this area, for visits are from about 8:30 a.m. improve these poor conditions, or else Regis faces the Study sessions have already having received her PhD from the until 11 p.m. The hours may be embarrassment of being without a student newspaper, been established through the University of Colorado in Educa­ modified later on the basis of center for freshmen and 'Open tiona! Psychology and her master patterns of use. Houses' are scheduled in the degree from the same institution A Carroll Hall open house is The second group which bears the biame is the student evenings for work in particular in l~arning disabilities. She _is also being planned. When the body itself, which is basically lazy and irresponsible. Many subjects in the weeks prior to parh_cularly knowledgeable of construction dust settles and people attend Regis with talents which should be shored mig-terms and finals. Dr. learmng the~ry, ho": to struct~e furnishings arrive, we want to with others, but are not. The overriding atmosphere of the McClure noted that these sessions a good learnmg environment and give you a sample view of portions of our home. college is to !et someone else toke the initiative and do the are intended to find the high the motivational forces which ability people who have difficulty drive _individuals to perform more It is our hope that by reason of work so that I may enjoy the benefits. in one subject area or overall and effectively. The center's head has our new residence the Jesuits can help to correct the minor worked with children and adults be more available than . was The Brown & Gold is in desperate straits and immediate deficiency in their study habits. diagnosed as learning disabled, possible in the 'Pink Palace,' more action is needed to resolve the difficulties. The student body She added that there is no those persons possessing an helpful to the entire Regis and the administration must decide now if the school correlation between ability and average or above average intelli­ community and make an even more visible contribution to newspaper is on integral port of the college, for delay and performance in many cases and gence, but who cannot learn as that learning difficulties cut quickly under traditional circum­ campus life. unconcern will place the Brown & Gold in a file, where it can across all levels of ability. stances. Her training has been be forgotten as a thing of the post. The. resource· center is in its developed around fitting learning Sincerely, William S. Udick, S.J. •------.. expansionfirst semester is ofplanned existence, each but facedtechniques by the around individual the with problems study Rector of the Regis semester, according to · Dr. difficulties. Jesuit Community McClure. Next semester a read------.,.------­ ••••••••&• ing efficiency course will be held in the evenings, designed to , The Brown and Gold is published semimonthly during the academic year. It is the official student newspaper of Regis College. Editorial improve the rate and comprehen­ -il-3:soo~ooo- opinion expressed in this publication does not necessarily reflect that of sion ability of persons with i- · the administration, faculty, or student body. reading difficulties. She added I that it wasn't a speed reading course, but that comprehension "I UNCLAIMED SCHOLARSHIPS I would be stressed greatly by the Editor ...... Mike. Gorrell Over $33,500,000 unclaimed schol~rships, grants, aids, and Feature Eo ito• ...... , ...... Jan Krane instructor. Individual and group I fellowships ranging from $50 to $10,000. Current list of these I News Editor ...... John Paul Steffen tutoring services will also be sources researched and compiled as of September -S, 1975. expanded tO help people pick up Entertainment Ed it or ...... Mark Pounds UNCLAIMED SCHOLARSHIPS S-ports Editor ...... Bob Froehlich be,tter study habits and skills ·I I Consulting Editors ...... Jerome Kelly quickly, without having to learn 369 Allen Avenue, Portland, Maine 04103 Dan Lippe them jn a painful fashion. 0 I am enclosing $12.95 plus $1.00 for postage and handling. I Staff Writers ...... Jim O'Neill, Joe Abate The center is operating under a I (Check or money order - no cash, please.) P.ete Gil loon, Mary Phillips small budget at present, but Dr. If YOU WISh to USe your charge card, Joyce sanchez, B. Wise please ltll out appropriate boxes below: McClure and Dr. Deborah Gaens­ I I Artists ...... : ...... Tom Salazar, Jo Schlicht Circulation Manager .. _...... Debbie Peters bauer, head of Alpha Sigma Nu, ~- r~_~lo PLEASE RUSH vouR Rod Nowadsky are attempting to gain outside aid I 0 [jj iiJ CURRENT LIST OF I Business Manager ...... King Gladden and are preparing several grant Expiretlon Date I I UNCLAIMED SCHOLARSHIPS Photographers ...... This years photos proposals. Dr. McClure noted Month/Veer _ _ I Regis Photographers Club that the administration has been I Muter Cherge ~===~ SOURCES TO: tnte.r .b::•.:.::nk~No::_;·___:====~ Advisor ...... : ...... Randy Lumpp very supportive of the center, Credit r recognizing the need for such a I Certl No.'------....! I facility. She added, however, that Name ...... ,...... ; ...... CJII'allege press serviEe . the center is still a 'trial balloon in I Address .. .. ·········•············· ·· ············································································ I its infant stages and that time will 1 City ...... State ...... Zip ...... :J .. . be needed to discover the specific 1- Maine residents pleese add 5% sales tax. needs of Regis.' ------People's Club- Group Organized To Foster Unity

BY MARY CHENOWETH will work with the students and BROWN & GOLD REGIS. The People's Club is a the dorm directors in planning REGIS COLLEGE (DENVER) 5 PB·W student initiated organization projects and social functions designed to bring together the within the dorms. Mary Chenoweth is the director Regis community of students and BY MARK POUNDS As directors of the Day Student of the Cafeteria committee and is faculty members. · division, Denise Alire and Mary responsible for meetings with This article is about how to a yellow journalist. For those The club was instigated by Chenoweth will work with their students and the managers of the of you slow enough to be uninformed in these matters, a senior Mary for all ~atson committee members in order to cafeteria. These meetings are students who are interested and yellow journalist is one with no credulity at all, even worse open the lines of communication designed for constructive willing to work actively and than Ronald Zi-egler. The yellow journalist is dedicated to the and bring the day students into a criticism and useful ideas for participate in Regis College. more active position at Regis. improvement. proposition that that which is printable ls precisely that which There are seven divisions with Mary Ryan and Anne Sullivan Campus Ministry, headed by has no basis in fact, a total misrepresentation of reality, a individual directors. who are are responsible for organizing Mary Lane O'Donnell and Mary hoax, a sham. It is the intent of this article to show you just responsible for the activities of active functions with the neigh­ Ciampa, is attempting to get their section. how you, too can be a yellow journalist. boring community. students interested in the The Fieldhouse committee, The committee for Social religious atmosphere of Regis. headed by Karen Walters and The first thing the yellow journalist-to-be should do is gain Activities will sponsor off-campus Although the initial member­ Eileen Treinen, is • in charge of - activites such as dances, skiing ship drive was carried out on a copy of The Brown & Gold and write articles just like you publicizing athletic events and retreats, bowling, and other Organization Night, any will see on the front page of t~is leaC:Ier in irresponsible organizing related social events. related functions. Any further interested students are being Jay Scott and Tony Longo will journalism. The Brown & Gold has been known to publish suggestions may be given to asked to contact Mary Watson or coordinate Dorm Activites. They articles which are sometimes filled with innuendo and Tracie Over or Mike Gravino. the division directors. ·half-truths, but don't worry, most of its articles are totally erroneous and this will aid you greatly in your pursuit of the published falsehood.

Before this time of graduate incredulity, you con use your journalistic access to fake, lie, deceive and take in everybody. If there is some particular news item about which you hove a personal feeling that you think everyone else should feel, simply taint the article about . it so that slowly and surely you bring about the desired response. On the outside a subtle and seemingly true article, on the inside an act of sheer swindle. One thing you should never do is confuse the issue with extemporaneous baggage like the facts, or the truth. So as we con see, being a yellow journalist con be fun, and if you practice it with extreme fervor it won't be long before you too are victimizing and abusing the mosses with another nursery tale in the guise of the responsible truth.

One good thing about being a journalistic fibber is that once someone catches you in a blatant, outright falsification of the truth, you con relax. From then on, no matter how truthful you try to sound, everyone will suspect you of being a literary make-believe and promptly relegate anything you write to the doss of pure birdlime. When this begins to happen your ship has come in as a yellow journalist.

c.,,, Pl•nning- RTD's Monthly Student Pass. P/acemenf Office Holds It's more than just a class pass. Mock Interview Seminar BY RITA WOODRUM year different companies, _organ­ REGIS. A seminar in career izations, graduate and proff;lSS­ For $10 a montl:l, RTD gives you the planning and placement sponsored ional schools will have represent-: Student Pass. A pass you flash to get you to by the Placement Office was held; atives on campus to provide class. On the local bus, or the local express. recently before a' disappointingly information on job opportunites small turnout of 22 seniors, and career alternatives. On the riew Town Rider or the Dart. But it's according to Jim Lawless, Long range plans for the more than a pass to get you to Chemistry Lab director of the service. service are to provide more or Accounting 304. If you're going dr!nking, The basic goal of the Placement counseling opportunities for fresh­ Office is to help the entire student men and sophomores, to help dancing, dining, or looking fo~ the. pa1r of body and not just the ·seniors, but career placement for alumni, and eleven inch platform shoes w1th z1rcons and because the office is only one year to expand the placement program old, few students are aware of its for part-time jobs in the Denver sequins, just flash your pass. Even if you only services. Assisted by Kathy area. go to class three times a week, a student pass Gibson, Lawless is ready to aid in Th~ office is open Monday is good seven days a week. And seven nights, career counseling and helping set through Friday from 8 a.m. to up job interviews and placement 4:30 p.m. According to Lawless, too. Your student pass is also good for for graduates. it is advisable to set up an something else. The environment. Less cars Currently the Placement Office appointment for an interview _-or mean less chemicals in the air. Then Student is running mock interviews for establish an alternate meetmg seniors to prepare them for the time if the student's sched\}le travel this October for $10. With the Student type of questions asked by inter­ conflicts with that of the office. Monthly Pass from RTD. viewers and make them better He added, 'More than . anything able to answer those questions. else we want to help the student Assistance is also available in body, not scare them off. If the preparing resumes, for prospect­ door is shut, just walk in. We ive empl!>yers. Throughout the nave to preser~e our sanity by Available in room 223, Director of Campus Activities. shutting out the noise of the Decision Expected Student Center.' Several firms have set up On Communications interviews for the coming weeks. On Oct. 13, representatives from Major For Regis Arthur Young and Company, REGIS. Pending a final CPA's, will be on hand to decision of the Educational interview prospective accountants Policies Committee, a communica­ for audit, tax and management tions major will be available for services. Two days later, all students next semester. · majors interested in sales and The proposal has already t->een marketing are _being sought for _an submitted to the committee, interview . by Bankers Life backed with the support of the Insurance Co. The Arthur theatre and communications Anderson and Co. CPA firm will ~flD The Ride departments. Currently, a hold interviews on ~ct. 16: :fhe number of students are working firm prefers account~ng ma~ors or as communications ·interns, yet no other business ?JaJors with 12 major is available. at this time: hours of accountmg. Pure Prairie League Plays In Regis Fieldhouse

BROWN & GOLI 6 REGIS COLLEGE (DENVER Oct. 3, 1975 ..,

Workers set an organ in _place prior to the Pure Prairie ~eague concert on Sunday. Much of the work involved setting delicate instruments, such as organs and speakers, in place for the audience's enjoyment. --...._·

PRAIRIE SONGS ... A member of Pure Prairie league provides vocals in the country-rock concert held last Sunday in the fieldhouse. Playing backup to PPl was Caravan.

• GUITAR WORK ... The lead guitarist for Pure Prairi_e league ·belts out one of the group's songs in Sunday night's concert.

PLENTY OF SPACES.. . An empty parking lot lies behind Jimmy Doherty, working the • . parking lot prior to the Pure AMY, WHAT YOU ... The Pure Prairie league concert Sunday night. in the Regis fieldhouse Prdirie league concert here. attracted a sm!JII crowd, estimated at 1 ,500. BROWN & GOLD REGIS COLLEGE (DENVER) Oct. 3, 1975

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I I i ~ l i CAN 'T GO THERE ... His path blocked. by opposing, PJ' s p 1ayers, a runner on the FCS squad is forced to seek an alternate route 1n mens intramural football action. l Face Air Force Next- J R~nger Kickers Dropped By Mmes, Rockrllont And CSU BY MURRAY MCGRATH 17, Regis will travel to Denver break," but Mines tied ·the game REGIS. Hard times continue to University for a 3 p.m. clash. before the half on a penalty shot. beset the Ranger soccer team as The eventual" winners took a 2-1 TACKLE OR FLAG? ... Unable to grab her opponent's fiag, one that club's record dropped to 0-5 ROCKMONT 2 REGIS 1 advantage with 11 minutes re­ following setbacks to three foes maining in the half, but McGrath girl used the only other method for saving a touchdown in during the .week. The second straight loss by one knotted the score on a breakaway women's intramural action Sunday. Rockmont handed the Rangers point left the Rangers' winless shot over the goalie's head. their fifth defeat Tuesday, claim­ record intact, despite continued Neither tearri could score until the ing a 2-1 win. The Regis kickers fine play by Kevin McGrath. The second overtime when Mines Spreadables And suffered a heartbreaking 3-2 loss Regis forward accounted for the collected the deciding goal. to the Colorado School of Mines in only score of the game in boosting Coach Carl Stumpp was proud douWe overtime on Sept. 27 after his scoring total to six. · of the way his charges performed, Bli~zkrieg Tie 0-0 falling to Colorado State 5-1 in a particularly goalie Mark Stovicek. BY JUNE MARTIN_ dominant in the latter contest. home match three days earlier. MINES 3 REGIS 2 He noted that the team played AND JO JO WALTER Several weeks of play remain The Rangers faced a strong Metro stronger as a unit and had a REGIS. The Spread~bles and before the teams begin post­ A ricochet shot bounced into St. contingent yesterday(Thurs­ number of chances to score in the Blitzkrieg fought to a scoreless tie season action. Highly favored at the Regis goal mid-way through day) and will meet the Air Force contest. Sunday to highlight action in the this time to enter the playoffs are the second overtime period and squad in a 4 p.m. tilt here. On Oct. McGrath's two goals upped his women's intramural league here. the Spreadables and Blitzkrieg, Mines held their opponents score­ season ·total to sjx, while his Both teams boasted strong with Not Yet figured to provide a . less the rest of the way to record brother Dennis is second with a defenses as neither club could -steady challenge for both squads. ,,,,, the decision. The game was pair of tallies of Murray-McGrath sustain a solid drive. The senior played' at a very fast pace with registered · the only other Regis S preadables were paced by Eileen •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• both teams registering a number score of the season. • Cudahy, Shauna and Michele : : Club Begins of shots on goal. McGuire, Ann Cermak alid Ann • Kevin McGrath once again pro- CSU 5 REGISl Bartush while Karen Walter, • Singers For uumumt... tmm Plans The Fort Collins eleven built a Mary Jo Pfotenhauer, · Sara : liquors 4-0 lead in t~e first half against Tapscott and Pat Daley turned in Instructions Schedule . their Regis foes and coasted to an top performances for Blitzkrieg. BY BOB FROEHLiCH Oct. 9 Air Force (H) 4 p.m. easy 5-1 win on Tuesday. Blitzkrieg won its first game of Congratulates REGIS. The karate club has Oct. ·17 at Denver U. A midfield shot gave CSU its the season one week earlier when begun operations here under the Oct. 21 Metro at Io~a and Vine first goal of the game and three Tapscott crossed the goal twice and Pat Walter added a third To the Class of 1975-76 direction of juniors Jeff Klesath Sts. more· followed before Kevin•Mc• ! and Mark Sbneyer. (All games 3 p.m. unless other­ Grath punched in a penalty shot touchdown in the first half enroute to a 20-0 win over the : The student leaders decided wise noted. (H) indicates home in the second half. The Ranger that Karate Club should be games.) kickers played evenly with CSU Lusty Lasses. _The Lasses also 3649 W. 44 Ave. · ! formed on a non-fee basis -. this the remainder of the contest but fell to the Third Nerd on Sunday :. : omnnmtUIIIUIIIIII by a 6-0 margin, with Cathy ~. • • • • • • • • • • "· • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •• year, rather than the monthly $20 could not score. fee established previously for · Coach Stumpp commented that Young leading the way. :fiiUtllllllttum•••utmmtmtnuttmmtttiRtttt• instruction by the Mountain vided the scoring punch for Regis, the teain was beginning to look Not Yet recorded a pair of wins §=_ o_ ;;;=_= in its first two matches, slipping K H States Boudokon Karate Associa­ booting the ball into the nets sharper and play better together, ex past the Nerds 7-0 and blanking 5 1• tion. This year students will not twice. McGrath opened .the scor­ but that the team still lacks the 0 = ing early in the first half on a fast ability to score. the Women. Selina Caballero and · 5 81/CBIBSSBR --~ be charged for instruction. The Susie Figuero paced Not Yet in § instructor this year will be second the first triumph while Carol 5 SANDWICHES ALL TYPES -~ degree black belt Mike Merrion. Starts _Here Friday- DeRuvo and Pam Flynn were § Specialty Items His i'nstruction ·will be in the Shodokon form of Karate. Classes I Stop by the Student Union, CATER TO PARTIES 5 will be very flexible, formalities !have a cup .of coffee with John 9:00 a.m.-9:00 p.m. 5 ?ave been dropped and the Nette ·rs To Host !Norland, Aetna College Plan Instruction will be on a simple Monday_ to Saturday I !Rep, any Thursday from 12-1:30 10:00-4:00 Sunday 5 help basis, teaching basic punches p.m. to discuss any questions· you blocks, and kicks. Shneyer and 477 0910 RMAC Tourney ~ay have concerning insurance. - 4301 W. 44 Ave. § Klesath ooth assist Merrion in .illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli helping students perfect their BY PAT WALTER says that the true test of the fall form and punches and they in REGIS. The Ranger tennis team season will be the weekend of turn are assisted by Mike Jacobs, traveled to Salt Lake City October 3-5 when the first annual Brad Kamman and Bob · September 19-21 for their second Fall Regis Invitational will be held Froehlich. match of the fall season, return­ here. The teams participating Merrion noted that ·he is teach­ ing victorious in both the men's will be Colorado School of Mines, TYPING ERRORS ing this class so that everyone and women's. divisions. Metro State College, Westminster who normally would not have a Th·e men's team turned in a College of Salt Lake City, a~d chance to take instruction might final score of 5-4 with _victories by Regis. The men's tournament will be able to at convenient times. Tom Dunlap, Terry Pollard, and start on Friday afternoon. at 1 He would like to see everyone in Kenny Rosel}ba~h in the singles p.m. In two weeks, October the class become proficient in division, and the doubles teaJ?s 17-19, the women's team will also karate, teaching people not how triumphs of Tom Dunlap and J 1m host an invitational. to fight but rather how to stay _ Burnetti and Terry Pollard and away from fights and how to Kenny .Rosenbach. The women's control themselves mentally and team also produced a strong physically. showing, blanking their foes 6-0 More Sports The club meets every Monday with wins by Laura Drexla, Muffy and Wednesday from 4:30 to 5:30 Boomer, Mary Singer, Linda Page s· p.m. with advanced classes begin­ Maier, and Ann Brueker. mg at 5:30. Head mentor . John Hedberg

:, DU To· ·offer Judaic Studies DENVER. Plans enabling the many disciplines in the College of BROWN & GOLD University of Denver to offer the Arts and Sciences. Its community 8 REGIS COLLEGE (DENVER) most intensive and academically outreach will include expanded stimulating Judaic Studies pro­ library resources, internationally gram of any institution between recognized Judaic scholars in scholars to the University of Chicago and the West Coast were residence, a J udaica Museum, Denver campus for an academic announced recently by University annual public lecture series and quarter to present lectures and Chancellor Maurice Mitchell anp . workshops and incentive scholar­ study programs related to their Dr. Stanley'M. Wagner, professor ships for those interested in academic specialties. of history at the University and Jewish studies. The academic programs and Rabbi of Congregation BMH. The new program will recognize resources will also allow students A Center for Judaic Studies at a long-standing tradition of inte­ at each of three Christian semin­ the University will_offer expanded rest and involvement in Judaic aries in southeast Denver "(Iliff academic programs involving studies at the 111-year-old inde­ School of Theology, Conservative pendent university. Much of this Baptist Seminary and St. Thomas interest was nurtured during the Seminary) to expand their know­ Junior Class, High 43 years of teaching rabbinic ledge and understanding of Jew­ literature by the late Rabbi ish history, theology and philoso­ School To Sponsor C.E.H. Kauver. phy and thus deepen their focus The expanded academic offer­ on Christianity. Sale Here Sunday ings at graduate and undergradu­ REGIS. The Junior Class will ate levels will include courses in be offering deals on furniture, modern Hebrew, Jewish philoso­ clothing, dishware and other phy, and specific courses in items at their rummage sale on history, sociology and political PERFORMING ... · The Edgar Winter Group, composed of Edgar Sunday, according to Pat Allen •. science related to Jewish culture. A scholars-in-residence program Winter, Dan Hartman, Rick Derringer and Chuck Ruff will be class ·president. The sale will be at the field­ will bring outstanding Jewish performing on Oct. 9 in the Regis fieldhouse. Accompanying Sunday, Oct. 5 at 9 p.m. KAMA, Channel bouse and there will also be food the group is the Climax Blues Band·. 6- Masterpiece Theatre returns with a six for those wishing an afternoon Goldberg To Explore part dramatization of the struggle for snack. A bakesale, beer, and women's rights in England entitled television sets will be provided for Rise Of Ku Klux "Shoulder to Shoulder." At Air Fore• Wed., Oct. 8 at 9 p.m. KAMA, Channel 6- football fans. Klan In 1920's Lee Remick stars as Jennie: lady Randolph Though the initial organization Churchill in the opening show of a was formed by members of the DENVER. The Ku Klux seven-week series. Fall Baseball Season To Klan in Denver during the 1920's Fri., Oct. 10 at 12:20 a.m. KBTV, Channel junior class, the high school is 9- "Adolph Hitler: A Portrait in Evil" will be helping out with storage of items. will be the topic of Robert Alan presented as part of Wide World Special. Begin With Tournament A major pick-up of itei]lS is Goldberg's address to the State Sat., Oct. 11 at 8 p.m. KWGN, Channel 2- COLORADO SPRINGS. The. Mountain Athletic Conference foe. planned for tomorrow (Friday) to Historical Society of Colorado, 200 The late Judy Garland offers a musical Regis baseball team will travel According to head mentor John E. 14th St., on Oct. 21 at 8 p.m. in tribute to Hollywood in "Judy Sings." add to the supply of merchandise Sun. Oct. 12 at 3 p.m.kbtv, Channel 9- here Oct. 17 for a two day Sunkel, freshman Paul Gilbert has that has already been collected. the James Grafton Rogers "1492," a documeMary chronicling the year invitational meet sponsored by' tentatively earned the starting A large promotional campaign Gallery. when Western Europe broke the barriers of the Air Force Academy. assignment against CSU, with for the rummage sale is currently Mr. Goldberg, a doctoral candi­ the Middle Ages and vent~res forward The· Rangers open with Color­ junior Tommy Whitten slated to date in American history at the eventually discovering North America. ' underway, including advertising Wed., Oct. 15 at 8 p.m., KAMA, Channel ado State in a 10 a.m. tilt, hurl against Wyoming. Randy through various radio and tele­ University of Wisconsin-Madison, 6- "The Tribal Eye," first of a seven-part followed by a noon tussle with the Bolton is expected to start ene of vision stations in the Denver area. will discuss the probable causes series dealing with the art and societies of University of Wyoming. The the Saturday games, while Rich The sale is the second fund­ for the rise of the Klan in Denver, people throughout the world. following day, Regis will be pitted 'Pops' Devot, Kevin Ryan, Tom the characteristics of its member­ Thurs., Oct. 16 at 9 p.m. KAMA, Channel raising activity of the juniors for 6- John Neville stars in "Paradise Restored" against Denver University ' and Kohl and Kevin Williams are the financing of the spring prom. ship and the factors that produced on the Classic Theatre: the Humanities in Air Force. available for relief work. The first was last weekend as its decline. The lecturer is the Drama. The Colorado School of Mines is Regis competed in the same juniors washed cars for the social author of 'The Ku Klux Klan in Sat., Oct. 18 at 10:35 KBTV, Channel 9- invitational one year ago, finish­ Madison, 1922-27,' which appeared Vince Edwards and Peter Vaughn star In also competing in the tourney, but butterflies at Regis, on their' way "Hammerhead," the story of an American will not face Regis, a Rocky ing. with a 2-3 record. to the Freshman Frolic. in the autumn issue of the agent attempting to capture a master Wisconsin Magazine of History. criminal by the same name. Wild World Of Sports RESEARCH PAPERS THOUSANDS ON FILE No doubt about it, fall is upon put on their bid to represent announcement of the team's us; the glimmer of the changing League B. After a nip and tuck probation status. Fitzsimmons Send for your up-to-date, 160-page, mail order catalog of aspen, the crispness of the battle with the Second Floor Suck cited improper recruiting tech­ 5,500 topics. Enclose $1.00 to cover postage and handling. autumn air, birds winging their Ups, S.O.M.F. outlasted their . niques as their violation and COLLEGIATE RESEARCH way south, and the loud-mouthed, opponents to secure the loss. hence DO-IT can~ot ·be ranked for 1720 PONTIUS AVE., SUITE 201 obnoxious freshmen boastin·g of an early season poll rates the the next two issues. LOS ANGELES, CALIF. 90025 playoff dreams. Welcome back One award this week and that's GEEKS Number 1. This ------~I sports fans to the 98th edition of predominately Junior team has the 'most game jerseys in 4 year' Name I the WILD WORLD OF SPORTS. shown a balanced offense led by awarQ going to Lamar (MO) I The soccer craze was the first QB 'Kingy Wingy' Gladden. Richardson: Three team shirts M~ I I to erupt on the Ranch. However, Into the number 2 slot is a and 1 championship shirt that he c~ I the dream of a perfect season was group of filthy, disgusting, degen­ and Kammes will never get to I shattered when coach Carl erate long hairs presently known wear. State Zip I Stumpp looked down on his roster as the Fun Loving Americans. In Until the next issue .... ------1 and realized that they would be case you haven't come down yet forced to play without the ser­ fellows you outscored and vices of 'Speed' Kogovsek. Injur­ outdrank your opponents in the ries also plague the team as two first two games. COLORADO CONTRASTS broken bones were sustained in A shaky number 3 is the old the first two weeks by Mike •Purple Gang KOK. And we do academic year calendar Schlict's right leg. Despite all mean old. Though doing very . A September 1975 to September 1976 this, it is the opinion of this staff well in their first three years, engagement calendar -with exam sched­ that led by senior veterans, the little is expected from them this team will continue to provide us year. With Brian 'Hi-Fi' ules, vacations, and other important dates with excitement and good sports­ Fitzgerald going deaf and Rick already recorded for you! This 6x9 spiral manship. 'POPS' Devot suffering from bound date book, with 12_ P.hotos of Men's Intramural football is rigor mortis and Jim l:tavel Colorado scenes, life styles, and recre­ spotlighted once again by the looking for a hair transplant, KOK ation, past and present, provides a week· formation of that perennial super is going downhill from here. by-week reminder of events in your busy team, which this year will be Number 4 is held by a strong college year. A tasteful way to keep track known as DO-IT. Though these Oklahoma team who is appearing of your life. Comes with optional card­ guys strike fear into the hearts of in this poll for the first time since board gift mailer. the O'Connell Hall virgins, this they were put on probation. Led staff doesn't give a Hootch about by Reisman trophy hopeful Joe their offense and practically Washington the Sooners looked speaking, their defense looks like awesome in their first two Nothing. outings. Their schedule promises $2.95 After observing their shameless to get tougher though as they'll recruiting practices, literally be facing Nebraska, Colorado, smuggling George. Knoll from the Gangbangers, and Missouri. Geeks, one has to ask oneself, The number 5 position goes to 'where have all the values gone?' those nervy seniors the Kool ~ · The excitement of the season Blues. They are not rated here opener was marred by the appear­ because of talent or athletic ance of two miserable teams, prowess but rather as a tribute to Country Gents and F.C.S. By these guys who will happily be virtue of the F.C.S.'s pitiful accepting defeat for the fourth performance, they are the straight year. favorites to represent League A The obvious ommission of those Available at in the 1975 toilet bowl. super jocks DO-IT is a result of Regis College Bookstore On the following day S.O.M.F. Commissioner Bill Fitzsimmons'