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This News Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Eastern Progress at Encompass. It has been accepted for inclusion in Eastern Progress 1995-1996 by an authorized administrator of Encompass. For more information, please contact [email protected]. LACROSSE ROADS HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEATHER TODAY High Mike Reid, the lacrosse team Nine Eastern students will 22, Low 10, goalie, helped the squad celebrate their first birth- sunny claim two shutout victories day since 1992 today. B1 FRIDAY High in its first three games. BS 32, Low 14, partly sunny SATURDAY CTIVITIES High 30, Low A A CCENT 16, light snow THE EASTERN PROGRESS Vol. 74 /No. 22 14 pages February 29, 1996 Student publication of Eastern Kentucky University, Richmond, Ky. 40475 ©The Eastern Progress Greeks investigate downtown rumble BY MARY ANN LAWRENCE flicts that have occurred in the investigated. AND JAMIE NEAL downtown area over the past few On that date, Kevin Morrison, a months, Adams said. junior education major and inactive A free-for-all downtown involv- "Personally, I think the violence member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, ing members of two fraternities is getting worse," he said. "I know said he was taken to the hospital for resulted in the arrest of an Eastern we get a lot of fights down there. injuries he sustained in a fight out- student Saturday, state police said. Something's happening down there side Bottles Tavern. Steven Lee, a freshman from every night." Morrison, on the advice of his Liberty and a member of Beta Theta Adams said he didn't know if the attorney, declined to comment on the Pi, was arrested for disorderly con- majority of the fights involved a fra- nature of the fight or his condition, duct and alcohol intoxication and ternity, but he believed the incident but said as far as he and Ins doctors lodged in the Madison County Saturday night was far from over. knew, his injuries would heal. Detention Center overnight, accord- "This was a fight between the "I've still got to go to the dentist ing to police. Lee had no comment SAEs and the Betas," Adams said. and the eye doctor again." he told about the brawl. "It is my understanding that there the Progress Tuesday. "As far as The right, involving at least 10 had been a fight earlier in the week charges and all that, it's really too people, was broken up outside the where an SAE had gotten beat up early to tell. It's a police matter." Family Dog, said Kentucky State pretty bad. so the SAEs went down- So far, no charges have been Police Trooper Stuart Adams, the town with the intention of getting made against Morrison's attacker. arresting officer. the Betas back. Detective Randy Isaacs of "It was a pretty good fight," "It was a revenge thing. That's Richmond police said ihe-ffffrcers Adams said. "I just happened to be what the young man I arrested told would have had to me the suspect driving by when I saw a gang of me. and that was the word on the actually hitting ihe individual in people fighting in the street. When I street. So. I'm sure it's not over." order to arrest someone stopped, I just grabbed the first one The fight Saturday apparently "There was a fight out in front of I saw swinging." stemmed from another incident on The figh is one of several con- Feb. 22 which Richmond police SEE FIGHT, PAGE AS GOP presidential_eiection^ tightens as primaries roll on
BY MATT MCCARTY the conservative definition of what Managing editor a liberal is," she said. ' And while there is no clear-cut Conservative and liberal are two definition of what the two sides rep- words that appear distinct in their resent, there is no clear-cut favorite usage, but actually mean more. of who will win Ihe Republican Exactly what the meaning of con- nomination for President servative and liberal is was the topic There are four candidates who of discussion last night among polit- have moved to the head of the pack ical science professors Ken Johnson. But after rounding the first turn oi Janet Patton and Jane Rainey. the 1996 Primary Election, none Today's conservative was origi- have taken control. nally known as liberal, but the term America," Johnson said. One plays a song the conserva- got transformed through the years. Patton said she didn't think tive establishment seems to know Johnson said Tuesday. He said the either term "is very helpful in evalu- by heart. Another speaks to ami liberals had a link to Franklin ating the current candidates." abortionists and alienated workers. •-_«_ „,„ . . . , Progress/ MARIE MOFFITT Tamika Qlllenwator, a freshman social work major, and Dickie Smith, an operations techni- Roosevelt and his new deal policies. Each side also has a definition of A third is a moderate from the south cian for media resources, dance together at the Ebony Ball held Saturday night in the Keen Johnson also said the words con- what the other side represents. while the fourth is known by two words — Hat tax. Johnson Ballroom. The event was sponsored by Multicultural Student Services. servative and liberal are totally dif- Patton said, which isn't always ferent in other countries. accurate. "The two are pretty unique in "For example. I don't agree with SEE PRIMARY, PAGE A6 Net users must abide by ethics code or else BY TIM MOLLETTE Staff writer " Why is the vax always busy? See story A5 Two Eastern students were tem- porarily stripped of their vax access The code of ethics presents sev- privileges this semester due to vio- eral other activities which are con- lations of the university's Code of sidered violations, including send- Ethics for Computing and ing obscene, abusive or harassing Communications. material to other computer users The Office of Academic and starting or extending chain let- Computing would not release the ters. violator's names, but systems pro- Lane said finding a vax user who grammer Dudley Cornman said in is violating the code of ethics usual- both instances the violations cen- ly comes as a surprise. tered on harassment through the use "Our assumption is that people of electronic mail. are abiding by the code of ethics, so According to the abuses of mail we don't normally monitor a lot of utility guidelines, "use of the mail things." Lane said. "Users agree to utility to send offensive messages or follow the code, and we don't doubt to otherwise bother other vax users that they are until someone com- GOING TO THE OVC DANCE is a violation of the EKU academic plains." computer user's privileges and Once a serious violation has been Accent B1 The women's basket- responsibilities. Action will be determined. Lane said the user's Activities B5 taken against offenders." Progress/ VICTOR M. CUELLAR account can be turned off for the Ad Index B8 ball team celebrated "One user kept sending mail to semester, and the situation turned Arts B3 someone who had asked him to a triple overtime vic- without a complaint being filed. vax users agree to operate under over to regular campus disciplinary Classifieds A4 stop, and the other was about the Lane said, occurs during regular tory Sunday against when they open an account. procedures. News Briefs A4 same," Cornman said. "The rule is system checks when attempted Although this semester's mail If the user is unsatisfied with the People B4 Tennessee State and we turn it off until they talk to us. break-ins into the Eastern system utility offenders were only tem- decision of the disciplinary board. Perspective A2. 3 Then if the offense isn't too serious, are detected. porarily barred from the vax, more Lane said the user can appeal again qualified for the OVC Police Beat A4 the account is turned back on." "We try to treat e-mail as U.S. serious or repeal offenses can result to the university information and tournament. The Lady Although this semester's viola- mail as much as we can," Lane said. Preview B2 in long suspensions, Cornman said. technology committee, which can Colonels will play tions dealt with e-mail abuse, acade- "Unless there is an extreme com- Violations which have called for reconsider the actions taken. Sports B6. 7. & 8 mic support manager Margaret Lane plaint, we don't do any monitoring." longer suspensions.-Cornman said, Austin Peay Saturday "Violations on campus and CLASS PATTERN said an individual's mail is not mon- This monitoring "for the purpose include using programs to access or across the Internet are something we itored until a complaint has been in Nashville. B6 of detecting violations" is provided alter other user's accounts or inter- try to stop," Lane said. "It's an edu- filed with academic computing. R F for in the restrictions on privacy fering with the regular operation of cational experience for everybody The only monitoring that occurs section of the code of ethics, which the system involved." A2 PERSPECTIVE Thursday, February 29, 1996 THE EASTERN PROGRESS Feeling the Internet has stress of cool waves 'real world' for surfers "Wait until you get into the real world, then you'll really know what stress is like." Have you ever wondered what the Internet As college students, we have heard these is? Are you mystified by the strange "http://" words too many times before. For me, they line that pops up on TV commercials? Arc came from a well-meaning grandmother who you on the Internet, but don't know where to was trying to tell me to enjoy my college go? If any of those questions have come to years because things were only going to get mind, then this column is for you. worse. This is exactly what I needed to hear. In the early 1960s, scientists began This advice immedi- exploring ways to trans- ately followed my expla- fer data from one com- nation of my hectic work, puter to another without school and study sched- having to physically ule. Apparently, I didn't carry data. They also Stale my case very well, wanted a network able to because I couldn't make add and remove nodes my grandmother under- (computers) with mini- stand that I didn't need to Jennifer mal impact. Thus, Russell be in her "real world" to Almjeld ARPANET (Advanced My TuRN Goddard understand stress. Research Projects MY TURN I feel I speak for the Agency Network), the Internet's predecessor, majority of college students when I say we was born. have a far greater understanding of the stress- One of the biggest breakthroughs in data- es of life than we would like to have. Stress Surf's Down transfer technology is the development of is easy to figure out. TCP/IP or Transmission Control What I can't understand is why the real Protocol/Internet Protocol. world stops at the Alumni Coliseum parking This network protocol sets up ground lot or the dorm lobby. Why is it that only Time limit would free Internet rules for computers so they can talk to each those who aren't in school are entitled to other with the same language. Shortly after claim citizenship in "the real world?" the development of TCP/IP, the government It's becoming routine. You go to the computer only if someone has filed a complaint against you. started offering ARPANET to big universi- College isn't a breeze terminal during your only spare time between This semester, two students have been repri- ties for educational purposes. I'm not saying that people holding down classes, sit down and try to log on, but it's busy. manded for their Internet use, but both have had In the early 1980s, ARPANET became the full-time jobs and paying off mortgages and The popularity of the Internet has caused a backbone, or the physical connection orthodontist's bills have it any easier than their vax accounts reactivated. between the major sites, of the new Internet. college students. I also wouldn't say they traffic jam on Eastern's information super-high- The Internet should have the same rules as any In 1983, the conversion to TCP/IP was fin- necessarily lead harder lives either way. As moic and more people become Internet- other medium — television, radio or newspaper. ished, and the Internet was born. While it's true that some students do carry literate, more and more people can't get on-line. Individuals are responsible for what they dis- The following are some of the most wide- very light class loads and choose not to work That is why we support limiting use of the ly used services that are provided on the tibute in those mediums and thus the same rules Internet: while in school, that's not the profile of most campus vax system from 8 a.m. to midnight for should be given to them. students that I know. academic purposes. Students who enjoy chat Archie: A service in which "electronic Most students work, cither on or off cam- Hearing discussion that the Internet is policed crawlers" searches the hosts for a file you lines and games on the Internet should be able to pus, to finance their studies. Many arc mar- by ACS officials and violaters will have their specify. ( ried and raising children. Others arc busy do so only at hours when they aren't restricting account revoked may give students the impression E-mail: An electronic form of snail-mail, joining clubs and organizations designed to others from conducting daily business and doing somebody sits in a room and waits anxiously to e-mail goes to its intended recipient in a mat- help them gel a jump on their careers. homework. ter of seconds or hours. But first, it has to go All ol this is done in addition to the pull the plug on someone, but that isn't true. through a maze of computers, and there's leisurely lifestyle of a scholar. It is a life The Internet isn't the only form of technology ACS only does what is necessary to prevent always a small possibility that e-mail can be «led with papers, quizzes, class projects, limited to students. The library's infotiac com- harassment and to make sure everyone has an intercepted by hackers. monstrations and more reading than is puter is limited to a 10-minute use at (ixe.Urne if equal opportunity to do work on the Internet. FTP (File Transfer Protocol): A proto- humanly possible. other students are waiting. col that allows a user to access a library of We just hope everyone does what they can to files available on a host. The user laws at Academic Computer Services ensure their fellow students have access to this Don't judge others say that anyone who is not using the internet at a Gopher: A menu-based system of links to • I will not pretend to know what it is like new medium which holds no limits, accept for outside resources. For example, a gopher site tobe totally self-sufficient. I don't have to campus computer lab for academic reasons should those that are established with good old common might contain information about the weather, pay rent or for food, and I don't know what voluntarily yield that computer to someone who sense. while another one might contain sports infor- mation. Users either type a number of their it i like to support someone else financially, needs it for academics. BOTTOM LINE: The Internet should be used •for these reasons. I would never presume desired choice or use the arrow keys to It is also important to note that ACS does not with responsibilty and consideration for other choose. 10 judge anyone with this type of lifestyle. I arbitrarily patrol your electronic mail. It does so would never look at them and say something users. IRC (Internet Relay Chat): This service like-. "You don't know what stress is like could be perhaps the most addicting part of until you are in college." the Internet. Thousands of users from around It would be wildly inappropriate lor me to the world meet at one of the many IRC hosts liH>k at someone and make such a sweeping Library shouldn't exclude students to discuss anything frorh aardvarks to xylo- judgment about their life when I had no way phones. File transfers are also possible ol fully understanding it. It's a circle that musi be broken. honor students can request a magazine through through IRC. I cannot understand why these same rules On one side you have the Crabbe Library with- the interlibrary loan system. Telnet: Actually a protocol, it allows a ot common courtesy do not apply to college out enough funds to purchase all the magazines user to log-on to another computer without One student who needed magazines the library paying long distance charges usually incurred siudcnts. Non-college students often feel free and books it needs. Then you have a student who ti tell us how lucky wc arc. how easy we didn't have was told she could get her professor for computers out of the local calling area. have it and how wc take things for granted. needs a magazine the library doesn't have. In to request them for her. For telnet to work, that computer must They cannot possibly understand how we order to purchase it, the library has to drop the Letting students request magazines direcUy already be connected to the Internet. WWW i World Wide Web): Rapidly feel when they have never even been in our subscription to another magazine needed by other would cut out that unnecessary step and allow the situation.. students. becoming the most popular feature of the It may not sound like it. but I really do library to know exactly who has possession of Internet, this is where people post personal or Where does it all stop? Right now. it appears it the magazine. useful information about a subject. WWW enjoy college I like learning new things and may not. meeting new people. But college isn't always Another option would be for departments to home pages may contain graphics or even fun„and it is rarely easy. The library's material budget is growing at a music, but cannot be seen or heard "real- pay a yearly fee to the library to help the library time" through the Eastern's vax. In that way, it's very much like the real rate of 5 percent while magazine prices are rising subscribe to more journals related to the depart- World. College is full of successes and fail- 12 percent. The budget will receive an additional UseNet: A place where information is ures, just like all other phases of life. It's no ment. quickly distributed to thousands of users at a more and no less real than anyone else's reality. $25,000-30,000 a year through an endowment, By doing that, departments wouldn't have to time. Think of UseNet as one gigantic place Those who presume to advise college stu- but that money will go to books. cut one magazine to receive another, and every where there are thousands of bulletin boards dents on the perils of the "real world" should So what can the library do to allow every stu- person on campus would be able to do their on its walls. Each bulletin board, or news- Slop and consider the fact that they are dent the same opportunity to get the magazines group, has a subject. There are currently already living there. research on campus. over 25.000 newsgroups in UseNet. they need? Letting students take part in the inter- BOTTOM LINE: The interlibrary loan sys- Happy surfin"! library loan system seems to be the logical tem should be available for everyone, because Mmjeld is a junior journalism major from answer. Berea and is features editor for the Progress. faculty, graduate students and honor students Goddard is a junior deaf education major Right now, only faculty, graduate students and from Keyport. N.J. and is on-line editor for aren't the only people who need to do research. the Progress.
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UPS & DOWNS PEOPLE POLL Complied by Kelll Unchurch Who are you supporting in the Republican primaries and why? Down to: Up to: Down to: Interfraternjty Council Basketball teams Internet access
The IFC held its meeting The Lady Colonels While the Internet is get- Monday but closed it to a squeaked through triple ting more and more popular, Progress reporter. This was overtime and into the OVC if s getting even harder to log the first time this year the tourney, while the men's on. Something has-got to be meeting has been closed. team's hot first half of the done to allow easier access Could this mean the group is season carried them to the for students needing to use trying to hide something? conference tournament in the Internet for research. Nashville.
Lakeicha Birdaong, Jason Ratllff, fresh- Lucy Warrix, sopho- Fasting a feast during holy month junior, criminal psy- man, computer sci- more, pre-medical otol- chology, Louisville. ence. Corbin. ogy, Jackson. I was overwhelmed to hear Dimensions," by a Muslim- Memories of Ramadan bring both "I don't want any of President Bill Clinton's greeting to American Merriam Matter which "Bob Dole, because "I really do not care, joy and sadness to me. My father Ihem to win. I am a the Muslims all over the world at reads "only someone who has fast- he has the right idea since I am a passed away during this holy month. Democrat." Ramadan. I was also grateful to ed in accordance with Koranic Law I would like to close by quoting of how things should Democrat." receive the warm personal greet- during the 30 days of Ramadan President Clinton's special greet- be done." ings from the could even know the joy." ings. "As the crescent moon signals International The fast of Ramadan is per- the approach of this most sacred Student formed in order to learn self-disci- time in the Islamic year, Muslims Association sec- pline and self-restrain while gener- the world over commemorate the retary Beth ously obeying God's commands. revelation of the Koran to Blanchard. Fasting, "along with the declaration Mohammad. For Muslims, this Last month, of faith, daily prayer and pilgrim- marks a time of quiet reflection and approximately age to Mecca" is one of the five pil- religious devotion through fasting, 1,033,453,000 Mohammed lars of the Islamic faith. self-examination and intensive Muslims from Ali AlKhalfan Ramadan was the participation study of the teachings of Islam. all over the world in special religious activities, Encouraging gratitude out of bless- YOUR TURN and 5.500,000 in prayer and exchanging visits for ing and compassion for those in the United States fasted for 30 days sunset meals or Iftar. I used to gath- need. Ramadan cleanses the heart from the break of dawn until just er for Sul , the predawn meal. I and lifts the soul." after sunset each day from Jan. 21 used to recite the entire Koran Thank you, Mr. President, for until Feb. 20.1 am not sure of the Islamic revealed text during your greetings. Thank you, Mrs. LaKrisia Smith, Khaled Alammar, Fawaz At-saued, fresh- number of participants in Ramadan. Blanchard, for your warm greet- sophomore, nursing, junior, business, Saudi man, computer science, Richmond, but I was among them. With my academic commitment ings, and to Eid Mubark, all my Los Angeles, Arabia. Saudi Arabia. « Ramadan, to me as a Muslim, is in the United States, I could not do brother Muslims and Kool AA California. « a serious event I yearn to celebrate much more than fast during the day Wantim Bkhair. "Bob Dole. I think he is "Clinton is fine. He every year. in a feasting culture, a culture "I am a neutral party." experienced. I am inter- works hard for the peo- I recently read a wonderful book which I respect for recognizing Khalfan ix a police administra- ested because, ple and the peace. He titled "At Home in the Fourth other minorities. tion major from Saudi Arabia. although I am an inter- does a good job. Why national student, the change him?" president of the U.S. also deals with interna- LETTERS TO THE EDITOR tional affairs as well as the U.S." Reader wants higher able. I would definitely rather pay a allows any person 21 years of age quality Internet access small fee and get full access rather or older, who has not been convict- than boggling my mind trying to ed of a felony to carry a weapon, !• This is a complaint from the imagine what is actually on a web although it cannot be concealed. 228 S. Second St. majority of vax users to the univer- page other than text. All other stales that allow con- Fishing Sun. - Wed. sity. cealed firearm carry, a total of 33, Recently, the vax has been virtu- Jeremy Watson have certain requirements. During 11 a.m. -1:30 a.m. APOUO ally unacccssible for some reason. Manufacturing technology (he application period law, enforce- around to get When I finally get logged in (usual- ment officials investigate a per- Thurs. - Sat. ly at about 7 a.m.). I look and find Concealed weapons son's criminal history. This would a good deal 11 a.m. - 2:30 a.m. that ihc load on the system is huge. column misfired automatically disqualify convicted Why aren't there more lines or felons and "drug-crazed bozos." It upgrades to make the vax easily I would like to address points would probably even discourage on your accessible at any time it is desired made in Matt Weber's column (hem from applying in the first by students? titled "Pull the trigger on weapons place. I use the Internet for paper bill." He asked, "Would you rather Weber said. "Facts prove coun- next sources and educational resources, see your mother get her purse PTzTA tries wiih strict gun control laws but I can not depend on the vax for stolen and walk away from the have fewer shootings." my connection because God only crime scene alive or see her try to Tins is definitely true. But he men/? knows when you can get logged in. win a shootout with a professional failed to mention none are as free I hope to see improvement in criminal?" as ihc United States. Keep in mind this area soon, or I along with many First of all, these permits allow- Hitler in ihc late 1930s implement- other students will search for ing concealed firearm carry are ed a complete and total firearm Stop by, of en// Internet access that is of much applied for. The permit carrier ban. The shootings were probably higher quality. We still have text assumes all responsibility for (he fewer — those committed by civil- only. Eastern is definitely dragging use of the firearm. I don't think ians anyway. Please do not take my Apollo's Pizzn to il.s feet as far as the electronic revo- many women would "try to win a comments as offensive, it is true I lution. The Internet is a highly use- shootout with" a pursc-snatchcr don'I agree with you. but I am not ful learning tool and should be anyway. If ihey do, they assume Ihc trying to belittle you. cntchour made available in full-blown graph- responsibility for their actions. ics form to all students. Secondly, there is already a Jeremy Holloway 623-0330 Intest Even a charge would be reason- firearm carry law in Kentucky that Police administration den Is. COMICS By Victor M. Cuellar fisimism
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A. THE EASTERN PROGRESS, Thursday, February 29, 1996 A5 HEAD OVER HEELS FIGHT: Frats could be sanctioned Continued from front they're mainly concerned with is HEALTH SCREENING whether the whole chapter was Students of the Department Bodies thai involved a fraternity," involved or just one or two mem- of Health Education in the Isaacs said. "When our officers left bers were involved. College of HPER& A will the scene, they (Morrison and others) "I think when people see an SAE said they knew who it was that beat and a Beta in a fight, everyone provide a health screening to him up, and they would handle it" assumes it's the two fraternities faculty, staff and students The university has made no don't like each other, when it could 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Tuesday move to discipline the two fraterni- be that it's just two people who March 5. Come to the first ties involved. maybe didn't like each other in high floor of the Jones Building. Tom Myers, vice president for school and carried it over to col- Room 122. FREE screening's academic affairs, said he was disap- lege," Davis said. "It wasn't really a will include: Blood Pressure, pointed in the actions of the frater- chapter issue. It was a few members and Body Composition, as g nities and hoped the Interfraternity instead of an entire chapter." well as Strength, Flexibility.', Council would intervene. Damn McMillen, president of and Endurance tests. "I'm trying to sell the university IFC, told the Progress he had no Blood Cholesterol screening*. on Greek Row. and they're out comment about the incidents or there acting immature," Myers said. about what IFC plans to do about it. will cost $3. "I would like to see IFC handle it. If the IFC decided to enact sanc- We've had a real strong IFC in the tions against the fraternities, it pasi. and they have had a history of could do anything from expelling handling things well. I'd like it bet- the fraternity from campus to ter if they handled it." imposing restrictions on rush, In a closed meeting Monday, the social and athletic events. Interfraternity Council decided to Ed Thomas, president of the consider sanctioning the two fraterni- Betas, said he had been advised to This Week's Special" ties, said former SAE president Todd give no comment and said he had FRESH FLOWERS Davis, a senior occupational therapy advised his chapter to do the same. major who attended the meeting. Troylyn LeForge. student devel- mixed spring bouquet,', _. . _, Progress/ BRIAN SIMMS "The IFC addressed it yesterday opment coordinator, also had no $19.95 & up Tricia Black, a sophomore English major from Mt. Sterling, and Erica Mason, a sophomore (Monday) and said they would take comment. FRESH ROSES early elementary education major from Ashland, perform a flip at Saturday's men's game. appropriate measures with both fra- (Don Perry contributed to this white or red bud vases' ternities," Davis said. "I think what article.) $9.95 & up Cash & Carry Users cause 623-0453 Seminar stresses dangers of alcohol Second Street Vax problems BY PUSTIN SMOTHERS More than 300 people attended News writer the alcohol awareness seminar in College Station Posey Auditorium Tuesday night. PROGRESS STAFF REPORT Seven shots of Maker's Mark When asked how many drink Liquors can get you drunk. Just ask Martin alcohol, nearly 80 percent raised Eastern Internet surfers trying to Cobb. their hands. Nearly 40 percent access the vax lately have probably 100 Water St. '623-0890' i - A marketing major from admitted to driving after drinking. grown accustomed to the hum of a Open 7 a jn midnight '' busy signal lingering in their ears. Nicholasville, Cobb registered a When people drink and drive, 1 112 on a breathalizer test conduct- many think nothing can happen to A sharp rise in the number of 3E m-r ed by Terry Mosscr, an instructor in them, Mosser said. users has made dialing and connect- the department of criminology. "You don't think you are the per- ing to the vax increasingly difficult. How drunk was he? son who is going to kill somebody In 1992, the number of student ONLY 15 Days Left During the sobriety tests. Cobb or yourself," Mosser said. user accounts totaled 993 and has grown steadily over the past three until performed fairly well, but his short- That attitude may be reflected in term memory had problems. Cobb the number of car accidents in the years. By the end of January, the SPRING BREAK! number had grown to 3,899, often had trouble following the exact state. Kentucky has the highest instructions he was given, and his death rate for teens killed in auto- leaving more users attempting Progress/ KELLI UPCHURCH access than the modem pool could Miller Lite speech was slowed. mobile accidents — 103 teens for Terry Mosser, an instructor in the department of criminology, serve at one time, academic support In the one-leg stand, Mosser every 100.000. performed sobriety tests on Martin Cobb as part of the Beta manager Margaret Lane said. yi I .99 cas gave instructions to hold his hands "All alcohols are poisonous to Theta Pi's alcohol awareness seminar Tuesday night. "Of course, the more people you by his side and hold his leg out. the body," Ron Toppings, an have, the more chance there is that Cobb held both arms out. instructor for the criminology whiskey is a myth. by federal governmeni for human the vax will be busy." Lane said. For the walk and turn, Cobb did- department, said. "We can't digest A 12-ounce can of beer, a five- consumption." "It's a problem all of us have been Absolut Vodka n'l do the counts right, and he alcohol." ounce glass of wine and a shot of Alcohol tolerance is a factor, but running into." failed 10 do the turn properly. Toppings said one way to deter whiskey contain nearly the same another factor is water content of 314.99 750 mL Lane said Eastern's system was During (he test where Cobb had to intoxication is to eat dairy products, amount of alcohol. Toppings said. the body, he sJd. upgraded in last spring, but the lines follow a pen with his eyes, his eyes such as cheese, and drink whole milk. "Beer, wine and whiskey is sim- "Alcohol Im a great affinity for were jerky. The instructor also said the belief ply the clothing thai alcohol wears.'' water." TbpprJJiSafa. available to users dialing the vax are still limited and will probably con- Seagrams or Bartles & These, said testers, are common that you can become intoxicated he said. 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Saturday & Sunday, 10 Bob Fossett, an exchange academy by processing their nomina- ** Free Trip on only 15 sales tions and applications. Mornings, af- am. For information, call (606) 873- instructor from the Fire Service College in the United Psychology scholarship to be rewarded ternoons, evenings, weekdays and/or ^/ Cantor a FREE 0311 or 986-8202 weekends. Kingdom, is observing and participating in Tire safety The William Knapp Scholarship will be awarded to weekends. Flexible schedule. Work information INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS-VISI- classes at Eastern this week. up to 40 hours per week. Create your packetI junior students majoring in psychology. TORS! DV-1 green card program avail- In addition to participating in classes, he will be The student must have at least a 3.0 GPA through own schedule according to your avail- ability. 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HEAD OVER HEELS FIGHT: Frats could be sanctioned Continued from front they're mainly concerned with is HEALTH SCREENING whether the whole chapter was Students of the Department Bottles that involved a fraternity," involved or just one or two mem- of Health Education in the Isaacs said. "When our officers left bers were involved. CoUege of HPER&A will the scene, they (Morrison and others) "I think when people see an SAE provide a health screening to said they knew who it was that beat and a Beta in a fight, everyone him up, and they would handle it." assumes it's the two fraternities faculty, staff and students The university has made no don't like each other, when it could 10 a m. -4 p. m., Tuesday , move to discipline the two fraterni- be that it's just two people who March 5. Come to the first ^ ties involved. maybe didn't like each other in high floor of the Jones Building. Tom Myers, vice president for school and carried it over to col- Room 122. FREE screening's academic affairs, said he was disap- lege," Davis said. "It wasn't really a will include: Blood Pressure, pointed in the actions of the frater- chapter issue. It was a few members and Body Composition, as - nities and hoped the Interfraternity instead of an entire chapter." well as Strength, Flexibility/ Council would intervene. Damn McMillen, president of and Endurance tests. "I'm trying to sell |he university IFC, told the Progress he had no Blood Cholesterol screening*. on Greek Row, and they're out comment about the incidents or will cost S3. there acting immature," Myers said. about what IFC plans to do about it. "I would like to see IFC handle it. If the IFC decided to enact sanc- We've had a real strong IFC in the tions against the fraternities, it past, and they have had a history of could do anything from expelling handling things well. I'd like it bet- the fraternity from campus to %AMdTM ter if they handled it." imposing restrictions on rush, In a closed meeting Monday, the social and athletic events. Bdlm%G* Interfraternity Council decided to Ed Thomas, president of the consider sanctioning the two fraterni- Betas, said he had been advised to This Week's Special' ties, said former SAE president Todd give no comment and said he had FRESH FLOWERS Davis, a senior occupational therapy advised his chapter to do the same. mixed spring bouquet ,! major who attended the meeting. Troylyn LeForge, student devel- $19.95 & up Progress/ BRIAN SIMMS "The IFC addressed it yesterday opment coordinator, also had no (Monday) and said they would take Tricia Black, a sophomore English major from Mt. Sterling, and Erica Mason, a sophomore comment. FRESH ROSES appropriate measures with both fra- early elementary education major from Ashland, perform a flip at Saturday's men's game. (Don Perry contributed to this white or red bud vases' ternities." Davis said. "I think what article.) $9.95 & up ^Cash & Carry _ „ Q 623-0453 Q; Users cause Is Second Street V3 Seminar stresses dangers of alcohol Vax problems BY PUSTIN SMOTHERS More than 300 people attended News writer the alcohol awareness seminar in PROGRESS STAFF REPORT College Station Posey Auditorium Tuesday night. Seven shots of Maker's Mark When asked how many drink Eastern Internet surfers trying to Liquors can get you drunk. Just ask Martin alcohol, nearly 80 percent raised access the vax lately have probably 100 Water St. '623-0890" ' Cobb. their hands. Nearly 40 percent grown accustomed to the hum of a Open 7 am midnight '< A marketing major from admitted to driving after drinking. busy signal lingering in their ears. Nicholasville. Cobb registered a When people drink and drive, A sharp rise in the number of .112 on a breathalizer test conduct- many think nothing can happen to users has made dialing and connect- ed by Terry Mosser, an instructor in them, Mosser said. ing to the vax increasingly difficult. the department of criminology. "You don't think you are the per- In 1992, the number of student ONLY 15 Days Left How drunk was he? son who is going to kill somebody user accounts totaled 993 and has until During the sobriety tests, Cobb or yourself," Mosser said. grown steadily over the past three performed fairly well, but his short- That attitude may be reflected in years. By the end of January, the SPRING BREAK! term memory had problems. Cobb the number of car accidents in the number had grown to 3,899, often had trouble following the exact state. Kentucky has the highest leaving more users attempting instructions he was given, and his death rate for teens killed in auto- Progress/ KELLI UPCHURCH access than the modem pool could Miller Lite speech was slowed. mobile accidents — 103 teens for Terry Mosser, an instructor in the department of criminology, serve at one time, academic support case In the one-leg stand. Mosser every 100,000. performed sobriety tests on Martin Cobb as part of the Beta manager Margaret Lane said. $11.99 gave instructions to hold his hands "All alcohols are poisonous to Theta Pi's alcohol awareness seminar Tuesday night. "Of course, the more people you by his side and hold his leg out. the body," Ron Toppings, an have, the more chance there is that whiskey is a myth. by federal government for human Cobb held both arms out. instructor for the criminology the vax will be busy," Lane said. A 12-ounce can of beer, a five- consumpuon." Absolut Vodka For the walk and turn, Cobb did- department, said. "We can't digest "It's a problem all of us have been ounce glass of wine and a shot of Alcohol tolerance is a factor, but n't do the counts right, and he alcohol." another factor is water content of running into." $1^.99 750 mL Toppings said one way to deter whiskey contain nearly the same Lane said Eastern's system was failed to do the turn properly. the body, he said. intoxication is to eat dairy products, amount of alcohol. Toppings said. During the test where Cobb had to "Alcohol has a gre.n affinity for upgraded in last spring, but the lines follow a pen with his eyes, his eyes such as cheese, and drink whole milk. "Beer, wine and whiskey is sim- available to users dialing the vax are ply the clothing that alcohol wears," water." Tbpr*rl|jis»K. Seagrams or Bartles & were jerky. The instructor also said the belief still limited and will probably con- he said. 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. A6 THE EASTERN PROGRESS, Thursday, February 29, 1996 PRIMARY: GOP primary heats up with four candidates battling it out I ■ Continued from front I Mexican Restaurant ■ "Right now, you have at least I four candidates who could get the ■ nomination," said Janet Patton. an WHERE THEY STAND Buy any one Eastern political science professor. WMt IM^LM^ ^^^_ iwto^tf^M i^Ht VMfc. no RiMMMtovt OBNtfMBto !•••••••*••• •• in I <-ortsstewtn.»» —Mty party* HinHi '■Hi" * .HM»I»OW»I—IWHIMW item, and get ■ Senate Majority Leader Bob i op an tear prevalent to Dole, political commentator Pat I the second item ■ Buchanan, Tennessee Governor I L a m a r ______^__ for 1/2 PRICE ■ Alexander Tuesday's %3S* I and publish- ■ er Steve GOP results fctf«tfl9n 450 Eastern Bypass Supports longer Opposes gun In favor of leaving Wants an I Forbes are Arizona Richmond, KY the four school days and control laws abortion decisions overhaul of the Forbes 37% in the hands of current tax candidates closing the Ex p. 3/31/9 6 623-8582 27% Education the states system who have Dole Department forged Buchanan 26% ahead of the Alexander 9% majMHamM lest of the Supports school Opposes gun Opposes abortion Supports a 15 North Dakota percent flat tax; GOP pack vouchers control and Brady Dole 42% Law wants to repeal THE BEN I BONK SHOW early on. Forbes 20% some inheritance Dole taxes Wendnesday Nights narrowly Buchanan 19% defeated Alexander 7% w Against assault- Against abortion, Open to flat tax; 8pm-11 pm Buchanan South Dakota Supports school and vouchers, prayer weapon ban; for but failed to endorse wants to restrict Dole 42% an amendment to Congress' ability to Alexander in schools legally concealed X TV12 X Forbes 20% guns repeal Roe vs. raise taxes in the Iowa Buchanan 19% Wade ■ UK us ear- Great Music! Free Prizes! lier this Alexander 7% I I month, but Supports school Opposes assault Supports Supports 17 it was Buchanan who scored the vouchers weapon ban restrictions on percent flat tax Tune in to your upset over Dole in the hotly-con- abortion with no I deductions I tested New Hampshire primary Campus Radio Station! while also capturing Louisiana. Forbes further complicated the pic- for Ma lure by winning all of Delaware's Progress/TIM MOLLETTE 12 delegates. On Tuesday, the picture got fuzzier. Dole captured North and campaigning is counterproductive While Howard spoke of why ing him. South Dakota, which divides up and plays an important role in the Alexander would be formidable Kentucky's primary election will their delegates, while Forbes out- campaign. challenge, she spoke of why the be held May 28. However, since manned the Dole and Buchanan in "It's hard to fight, because it others would be a mistake. Clinton has no opposition and the the winner-take-all primary in becomes a great sound bite," he "I think Pat Buchanan is a dan- state uses a closed primary. Arizona. said. ger to all women," the 19-year-old Democrats and Independents will be "It would appear the divisions All three political science profes- sophomore paralegal major from shut out of the voting. arc deeper than they have been." sors said (he lough primary battle Jackson said. "Dole is lifeless. He "That really limits the number Patton said. would not necessarily scar the cho- offers very little hope for the future. who'll end up voting," Johnson Allen Englc. a political science sen nominee in the general election As for Forbes, the flat tax is basical- said. professor and the adviser of the against President Clinton. ly a novelty idea that's supposed to Howard, Patton and Johnson all Campus Republicans, said he "It has to be pretty ugly before it attract attention to him." predicted Dole would end up win- thought the rift running through the breaks the unity of a party," Engle Howard said the Campus ning the party's nomination, but all Republican Pany is a good sign. said. Democrats would be holding a three agreed it would be a close race. "I think the division in the pri- Melissa Howard, president of the meeting at 9: IS a.m. March 8 in the Engle, on the other hand, decid- mary reflects in a funny way a suc- Campus Democrats, said she was McCreary Lounge. She said anyone ed to leave the handicapping to the cess story." Engle said. most afraid of Alexander when it interested in getting involved is American people. He did, however, Engle. like most, said he thought comes to a contest with Clinton, welcome to conic. say he thought Dole had the best it was still too early to predict a because the two have so much in On the other side. Engle said few shot of defeating Clinton. winner, that there were still a lot of common. Both were governors, students have showed an interest in "The other three don't have a wide primaries 10 go. both arc from the South and both the Campus Republicans, with only enough base to beat Slick Willy, Engle said the use of negative have similar philosophies. one or two students a year contact- because Willy is slick," he said. 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The Arts staff will compile the| lannounce Eastern's Oscar winners in the March 28 issue 10 Wolff Tanning [BEST DIRECTOR BEST PICTURE Ihris Noonan □ "Apollo 13" labe" Units |jQ Qbson WE DELIVER □ "Babe" eheart" □ "Braveheart" 1-1B Bobbins _}ad Man Walking" □ The Postman" ^Figgis \g Break 624-9241 aving Las Vegas" □ "Sense and Send lael Radford Located on the corner of Second & Water St. The Postman" BEST ACTOR •ST ACTRESS Special □ Anthony Hopkins haron Stone "Nixon" "Casino" Q Richard Dreyfuss leryl Streep I "Bridges of Madison County" 10 visits only *'¥&-**&' "Mr. Holland's Opus" □ Sean Penn >usan Sarandon "Dead Man Walking" "Dead Man Walking- Q Nicolas Cage Elizabeth Shue 22 oz. drink "Leaving Las Vegas" $19.96 "Leaving La* Vegas" JSUBUJAV □ Massimo Troisi Emma Thompson with the "The Postman" "Sense and Sensibility" Must present student ID with ad. BEST SUPPORTING ACT0F EST SUPPORTING ACTRESS purchase of any Q James Cromwell Joan Allen "Babe" "Nixon" Extended hours. footlong sub. Q Ed Harris Kathleen Quinian "Apollo 13" "Apollo 13" Must present ad. Not good with delivery. Q Brad Pitt Mira Sorvmo "12 Monkey*" "Mighty Aphrodite" Offer expires 2-29-96. Not valid with any other offer. □ Tim Roth Mare Winningham Exp. 3/6/96 "Rob Hoy" □ Kevin Spacey MM © 1996 Doctor's Associates Inc "The Usual: i and Sensibility " NEXT WEEK Learn the basics about applying for and getting a BI summer job and the kinds of Jobs available through the college over the summer. ACCENT rJennifer Almjeld, editor THE EASTERN PROGRESS ThursdayiPebruary 29/1996 Ce,Le*bt-a,tln, Photo illustration by MARIE MOFFITT, TIM MOLLETTE Cake eaten by Progress Staff FAMOUS LEAP LEAP YEAR YEAR BABIES No ordinary birthdays for leap year babies FACTS •Lee Ann BY JENNIFER ALMJELD "I teach gymnastics to young children, and I like to Habets said. "They would tell me that I didn't have a Each normal Bom in 1736 in Features editor kid around with them and tell them that I'm only 6," birthday unless it was leap year." year has 365 Manchester, she said. "Kids think it is so cool." Habets said that unless someone asks him about it he and 1/4 days. England, Lee Ann Although most people are happy about seeing rarely thinks about the fact that his birthday is different. Because those was the founder of their birthdays roll around, none are happier "It's just another birthday, at least that's how I feel," quarters must be Shakerism in than those who only get to celebrate every four Although Lucas Morton hasn't found a way for his Habets said. "It's not like I don't have one. I just cele- accounted for, years. Leap year babies are rare, and at Eastern, there America. birthday to help him in his chosen Held of law enforce- brate on another day." an extra day is are only nine, according to university computer search. ment, he has found that having a added to the cal- •Antonio leap year birthday can be helpful TtXtM. Wbaasl endar every four QtWKUrr in when it comes to school. „ Teresa Martin said she was never N years. February Gioacchino Bill Klopp. a 20-year-old sopho- "It's nice to have something to really affected by having a leap Rossini more music education major, said write down when have to come up year birthday. was randomly Rossini was the that he was very surprised that r^fc^^ with something that makes you "It's a good conversation piece, chosen to composer of the there were so many students at unique," said Morton, a sopho- and that's about all," Martin said. receive this day. famed The Eastern with leap year birthdays. more. "My mom had a clip from a paper The first leap Barber of Seville." "I can't believe there's nine of While it's true that having a when I turned 4 — that was my year day was The composer us at Eastern. I've never in my unique birthday does come in first real birthday." added in 46 B.C. was bom in 1792 Klopp tours whole life met anyone with my Morton is Just handy sometimes, it is also true Martin is a When it isn't a leap year. Martin in Pesaro, Italy. with a German one Colonel graduate stu- birthday." Klopp said. "Maybe we that it can cause the occasional always celebrates on the 28th. This Those with regu- bugle corp should form a support group or football team dent and problem. year she plans to spend the day lar birthdays are •Howard during the something." member cele- "I got in a wreck last week," teaches at with her family. summer. Klopp said he has always brating on Jessamine also affected by Nemerov Morton said, "and the cop didn't Martin is married and teaches enjoyed having a birthday that is leap year. County High leap years. For Nemerov was the know what age to put down for freshmen biology classes at different from most people, but it has caused problems. School. example, if third poet laureate me. Stuff like that doesn't happen Jessamine County High School. "On non-leap year years, things can get kind of George's birth- of the United often though." She said her students are really strange," Klopp said. "People get awkward about when day falls on States, from 1988 Morton has also tried to use his birthday as a money more excited about her birthday than she is. they should say happy birthday and stuff like that." Monday during a to 1990. He wrote saving device. "They always try to figure out how old I am," Klopp's family once had problems remembering to 26 books and won "I try to get into places as a child instead of an Martin said. regular year, it celebrate the day at all. a Pulitzer Prize for adult," he said. "It's never worked yet." would fall on "When I was 15. everybody forgot my birthday," his "Collected Even if he could save money on admission prices, fkaifiaat Tuesday the next Klopp said. "My mom ended up ordering a pizza and Works." Nemerov Morton doesn't have much time to socialize because he Figuring out age is sometimes a tricky matter when year. However, If putting a candle in the middle of it because she forgot was bom in New is often busy practicing with the football team. Morton it comes to those with leap year birthdays. Aaron the next year to get a cake. York City in 1920. is a linebacker and works out Five days a week with the Stamper, a medical care and nursing major from was a leap year "It's OK though because everybody felt so bad for team, even during the off-season. Richmond, has a unique perspective when it comes to his birthday ^^^^^^^^_^ the whole year that my mom threw getting older. •Jose would fall on .; ^k\ me a great party when turned I "The way I see it when I'm 100 Wednesday. Tlje Ackland,68 slir^^skl H While on the field, Morton often years old, I'll just be 25." Stamper Ackland an actor runs into another leap year baby, said. Tuesday that ;' bom in London, senior defensive tackle Roosevelt Stamper said that besides being was "leaped" England, in 1928, I K Robin Bowks also remembers a Givens. perpetually young there arc other over is the rea-^; appeared in such V parly his mother threw lor him "Lucas is the first person I ever benefits to having a leap year son for leap films as "The Hunt V "When I was 7 or 8. my mom met with my birthday," Givens birthday, like a signed birth certifi- year's name. for Red October" _MKM H_ invited all (he neighborhood kids said. "I'm sure we'll run into each cate from the governor. and "The House Bowles lifts to my party.'' Bowles said. "For Givens played other while we're celebrating on Stamper, a Despite the good things about LEAP YEAR That Dripped weights and some reason, most of them were defensive Thursday." Kappa Alpha this birthday. Stamper said he Blood." practices girls, and they spent the whole tackle for the Givens plans to head downtown member, has a missed having a regular birthday. TRADITIONS kung-fu. time chasing me." Colonels and to celebrate this leap year, but he great-grandfa- 'it was hard to look at a calen- •Jack Lousma, "Mom said I should get used to will graduate says he can remember when the ther who was dar and not see my birthday." Bachelor's Day 60 it because men born on leap year are chased by women in May. celebrations were a much bigger also born on Stamper said. "You were always Feb. 29 is a date Lousma was an their whole lives," he said. "Mom attributed bunches of event. leap year. reminded the world doesn't when bachelors astronaut and was things to being born on leap year. What she didn't hear, "When I was young. I had parties when leap year revolve around you." are traditionally bom in 1936. she made up." rolled around, but that didn't seem too often," Givens Stamper must have felt pretty special though when thought of as Bowles, who plans to be a chiropractor, said he feels said. "My parents always tried to make me feel special he found himself in the newspaper as a child. "fair game" •Michele the best thing about his birthday is that it made him feel because of when I was bom. "My great-grandfather was born on leap year. too. so for proposals of they wrote an article about us." Stamper said. "I guess Morgan, 76 unique. "They tried to explain to me what leap year was. but marriage and it sort of skipped a few generations." 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BY DANNA ESTRIDGE students or high schools represented in the show. _J The Arts staff will compile the mnounce Eastern's Oscar Arts editor • winners in the March 28 issue. Some of the high schools which An art exhibition featuring works will have works exhibited include • BEST PICTURE BEST DIRECTOR in a variety of media by high school Model Laboratory, Henry^Clay, ihris Noonan I □ "Apollo 13" students in central and eastern Casey County, Whispering Hills. ibe" Kentucky will open at 2 p.m. March ison Oneida Baptist Institute, Lexington i □ "Babe" ■r 3 in Giles Gallery. Catholic, Sayre, Franklin County, ! a "Braveheart" Lafcbbins The exhibit is an annual event Berea Community, Monticello i □ "The Postman" Man Walking" which has been held at Eastern for Independent, North Laurel, [Figgis_ls at least 10 years. Rockcastle County and others from i □ "Sense and Sen Ing Las Vegas" "It's always a big event," gallery the Bluegrass area. Radford chair Ron Issacs said. "We're happy "We'll have a lot of drawing and Postman" to be able to recognize high school painting, as well as some really Tine i BEST ACTOR jST ACTRESS students and their teachers. It's also pieces of sculpture, some extraordi- ! □ Anthony Hopkins haron Stone a nice way to get high school stu- nary jewelry and metal pieces, "Nixon" "Casino" dents from the region who are inter- exciting graphic design, photogra- ! □ Richard Dreyfuss |eryl Streep ested in an to come to the campus. phy and some extraordinary com- i "Mr. Holland's Opus" "Bridges of Madison County" Hopefully, they'll like what they see puter graphics," Guilfoil said. ! □ Sean Penn Susan Sarandon and want to come back." Between 100 and ISO pieces will "Dead Man Walking" "Dead Man Walking" Joanne Guilfoil, associate profes- be displayed in this year's exhibit, | -J Nicolas Cage Elizabeth Shue - sor of art, is coordinating the exhib- Guilfoil said. An department faculty "Leaving Las Vegas "Leaving Las Vegas" it. Guilfoil said she thinks the exhib- will judge the pieces, awarding Photo courtesy of Giles Gallery ; _) Massimo Troisi lu Emma Thompson Miyoko Okina, from Henry Clay High School, is one of the stu- "The Postman" "Sense and Sensibility" it will draw many Eastern students prizes for 14 Best of Category, one and faculty as well as high school Best of Show and one or two schol- dents whose work will be exhibited at Giles Gallery in March. ! BEST SUPPORTING ACTOr • SUPPORTING ACTRESS students. arships totalling $300. be claimed after the student is The high school exhibit will ! J James Cromwell Joan.i Allen "There will be some pretty amaz- "The money comes from KAEA, accepted to a program of higher open with a reception from 2-4 p.m. ! "Babe" "Nixon" ing an in terms of quality and skill ! □ Ed Harris the professional Art Education education. "At the opening, we'll have food, I Kathleen Quinian and also in terms of ideas," Guilfoil Association," Guilfoil said. "The : "Apoiio is- "Apollo 13" "Along with the student awards, tours of the an depanment. studios ! J Brad Pitt l-J Mira Sorvino said. "They're not using standard an Bluegrass region has $300 to dis- the Richard Dean Award is present- open and art students and faculty "12 Monkeys" "Mighty Aphrodite" materials as much. There are some perse, and the judges will decide if ed to an art teacher to recognize available to give tours and answer J □ Tim Roth I Mare Winningham really extraordinary pieces." they want to give it to one person or their teaching ability through the questions," Guilfoil said. "Rob Roy" Guilfoil said Eastern students two." work of their students," Guilfoil The exhibit runs through March ; _) Kevin Spacey fclet might also be interested in attending She said the scholarship is in the said. Dean is a retired Eastern facul- 29. The reception and the exhibjt "The Usual I i and Sensibility the exhibit because they may know form of a voucher which can only ty member. are free and open to the public. . 'Reilly' blends romance and suspense Play combines music, BY DANNA ESTRIDGE ings for her. Arts editor Reilly is attracted to Jekyll comedy and mystery because he is dependable and kind, The sun never breaks through the not to mention rich. Yet she finds BY DANNA ESTRIDGE Sally Wilfert (the witch) is the gloom in "Mary Reilly," as if a per- Hyde exciting and dangerously Arts editor centerpiece of the play. Her char- petual fog has settled on Edinburgh, appealing. He is the one she has acterization is near perfection, England, concealing secrets never erotic dreams about. Once upon a lime in a far-off and her performance is excellent. meant to be seen in the light of day. Hyde finds calm from the storm kingdom, Stephen Sondheim and James Morelon (the baker) The film's dreary atmosphere is which rages within him when he is James Lapine wrote a musical plays his character with such sin- as important as any of its characters, in Reilly s presence. He wonders comedy which ties together some cerity that it is easy to sympa- reflecting the mood in the house- aloud why he doesn't kill her. and familiar fairy tales from our thize with htm itk he struggles to hold of respected physician. Dr. even apologizes at one point for childhood. survive the tragedies in his life. Henry Jekyll (John Malkovich). and being unnecessarily rude to her. They titled the play "Into the Allic Dardcn (Cinderella) has contributing (o the suspense which The truth is that Reilly under- Woods," _,^_^_ a voice that is not easily forgot- keeps the audience in a constant stands the duality of human nature because If you ten, ringing crystal-clear from state of anticipation. all too well. Her father, a drunkard that's where the stage as she dreams of a bet- Based on Valeric Martin's book who changed dramatically when he the charac- ter life. of the same name, the film relates drank, taught her there can be more ters wind GO Stephanie Miller (the baker's the familiar tale of Dr. Jekyll and than one personality living within up while wife) is a perfect complement as Mr. Hyde from the perspective of one man. searching When: 8 p.m. well as a necessary contrast to Jekyll's Irish housemaid, Mary "It was like for the elu- tonight through Moreton's baker. Reilly (Julia Roberts) he carried Rating sive happy March 2 The music, under the direc- The young housemaid, trapped another person ending — Where: Gilford tion of Kevin Eisensmith. is well by circumstances into a life of servi- inside him. which those Theatre done, though at times it over- tude, feels she has found a haven in and the drink- of us who Admission: $6 whelms the cast, making it diffi- Jekyll's household. ing brought (Out of four) live in the Call 622-1323 cult to hear some of the solos. "I feel safe here," she tells anoth- him out." she aaaaaaaaasaaaa»aaaaaa»»aa»1 real world for tickets. Costumes, sets, lighting and er servant near the beginning of the tells Jekyll. Photo courtesy of TriStar Pictures know does- special effects complete the illu- film. After a series of murders, both Mr. Hyde (John Malkovich) stops Mary Reilly (Julia Roberts) n't exist. sion of a far-away kingdom in a That changes with the arrival of Reilly and Jekyll find themselves from screaming during a late night encounter in Jekyll's home. The play, which opened last far-off time. Jekyll's mysterious young assistant. protecting Hyde from the authori- night in Gilford Theatre, com- As with all fairy tales, this Mr. Edward Hyde ' (John ties. and unhappy childhood. rage which inexplicably overcomes bines the talents of Eastern's the- one contains a moral. Well, sev- Malkovich). who brings uncenainty Jekyll finally confesses the horri- Malkovich is equally brilliant in him "like a tide." ater and music departments to eral morals, actually. But it's and fear into the good doctor's ble truth of his dual personality to his pom aval of the kind, soft-spo- The realism of certain scenes are create a magical and enchanting best for the audience members to house. Reilly. who refused to say she hated ken, respectable Jekyll and the not for the faint-hearted or weak- performance. decide which morals they're Familiarity with the story of her father, and therefore might not manipulative, murderous, slightly stomached. It is rated "R" because Act One retells the familiar being taught. Jekyll. who discovers a way to split hate him. mad Hyde. of violent content. stories, weaving Cinderella. Director Homer Tracy has ins personality into two separate The inevitable ending is one of His Hyde is not the usual mon- In spite of that, this film is not a Rapunzel, Jack and the done a masterful job with the men by taking an experimental the highlights of the film, as both ster, easily spotted by the grotesque slasher movie on the level of Beanstalk. Little Red Riding choreography. Having 19 per- potion, doesn't make this Him pre- Jekyll and Hyde struggle to emerge features deposited on the surface by "Halloween." It is a good, old-fash- Hood and the Baker's Wife into formers dancing and singing on dictable. from one body. the inner evil. ioned horror film which makes it one tale of an imaginative musi- the stage at one time could have Martin's addition of Reilly to the Roberts' portrayal of Reilly adds On the contrary, this Hyde is necessary to concentrate on whether cal adventure. Act Two picks up been a nightmare. Instead, it is a original Robert Louis Stevenson a depth to this story which few other quite ordinary-looking, and he pos- or not you're still breathing and the story line, relating what hap- dream. tale adds unexpected elements of actresses could have accomplished. sesses a charm which is not easily why that stranger next to you just pens after the standard "happily "Into the Woods" is funny, romance and danger. She plays the 19th century ignored. grabbed your arm so tightly you've ever after" ending. touching and. like all fairy tales. Jekyll is attracted to Reilly. but housemaid with a child-like inno- But beneath the charismatic sur- lost the feeling in your fingers. The cast is made up of 19 a bit frightening I have a Iceling because they are from different cence and vulnerability which hides face. Hyde is a brutal beast who Go sec "Mary Reilly." but don't very talented performers, but the moral of the story will stay classes, he cannot express his feel- a core of strength forged by a brutal kills for no other reason than the go alone. four are worth special mention. with me for quite a while. CELLULAR PHONE OFFER WITH KA The sisters of Kappa Delta A SPECIAL MONTHLY SERVICE will be sponsoring a CAR WASH* RATE FOR E.K.U. EMPLOYEES! PROVIDED on Saturday, March 2, at the 0 Goodyear Tire Center from 1 la.m.-5 p.m. @ BellSouth Mobility *A11 proceeds will go to the prevention of child abuse. 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Two days later he went to the hospital He answers to Ben. Chicken "I really didn't think anything King or the King of Poultry. was seriously wrong;," he said. But whatever you call him, he "My head hurt real bad, but when will definitely answer. I couldn't see, I went to the doc- Off 8r Running. That's how he became the King tor." of Poultry. The doctor told Davidson he In January, the Eastern was lucky to be alive, that the MU Agriculture Club went to Atlanta blow should have killed him. to attend the After the accident, Davidson International said he became afraid of people. Eastern Kentucky Poultry The feeling was something he had Colonels Exposition. never felt. Nam*: While at the "I was afraid to talk to people. Ben Davidson t h re e - d a y I've never been afraid of talking. I vs. Major: event, fellow Progress/MARIE MOFFITT talk to everybody, people at Pre-veterinary Davidson, affectionately known as "The Chicken King," enjoys church, at work and at school. club members playing Dueling Banjos with his cousin. medicine encouraged This feeling scared me. I still had Ohio University Year: Ben Davidson added to the open nominations. Davidson said. "With change headaches from the injury, and I Bobcats Sophomore to run for presi- just didn't feel like my self. I was Title: The three finalists were a student comes opportunity, and I said if dent. Davidson from Texas A&M, a student from they would give me the opportuni- afraid that I would never be able President ol the to speak to people again. I was Saturday, March 2 (Doubteheader) Southeastern declined, say- Louisiana State University and ly to be their leader, I'd bring ing there were Davidson. opportunities to them. My goal is afraid I would never be able to Poultry and Egg speak publicly again. I thought Sundavj, March 3 Association bigger and bet- "1 listened to the other speak- for the association to have ter schools that ers, one had his shoulders this election might be what I need- *Both Games Start @ Noon* College Stude.it $10,000 worth of scholarships ed to help me get over my fear." Program had poultry slumped, the other one read available by 1997. when I take departments as straight from a paper," Davidson over as president." Davidson overcame his fear, «■■■■■■■■"■■■■■■■■■■■■■ big as Eastern's said. but never dreamed the cure would Davidson, a pre-veterinary put him in a position, or throne, whole agricul- "I can lead the poultry associa- sophomore from Berea, became Eastern Kentucky ture department. tion. I can do this. I can do that," with a national organization. vice president of the Southeastern "This will take up more of my Colonels However, curiosity and com- Davidson remembered one candi- Poultry, and Egg Association pulsion for public speaking got the date saying. time, I have a 20-hour schedule at College Student Program, because school and work 25 hours a week best of Davidson. After the meet- "He was just telling everybody he loves public speaking. vs. ing, he obtained information on what he could do. Well, we knew at Lowe's, but it's worth it. I don't 'To tell the truth. I don't know have much time for things like the election process. he could read. I just go up there. I that much about chickens, but I "Dr. Pratl, I can do this," he don't write my speeches out, music, running or hanging out Marshall University will learn." said Davidson, who with my cousin who goes to said to the club's adviser. "If all I because I don't want to read. 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Players try to score by throwing a rubber ball the size of a baseball into the goal by using sticks of varying lengths ^_ _ _ Progress/MARIE MOFFITT with a form of a glove on the end. The Eastern Gospel Ensemble sang during the African American Achievement Banquet In between the goals, almost "Soul Food Dinner," recognizing African-American scholars and leaders at Eastern. anything goes. Mike Reid, vice president of the lacrosse club is the team's goalie. He had two shutouts in the first Week emphasizes health, wellness three games, a rarity in lacrosse. "It's the fastest game on two feet. It's hockey and football com- BY ERIN JONES 44 sity Wellness Committee. bined, only on land," Reid said. Contributing writer Other participating organizations Reid also holds the distinction of include the health education depart- knocking an Xavier player uncon- Bryan Howell, a 21-year-old The goal of Health and ment. Association of Law scious in their last game, a 10-0 Eastern student, became a statistic Wellness Week is to Enforcement, university Amateur shellacking at the intramural fields last spring. Radio Club. Residence Hall Sunday. Howell was found dead in his increase campus aware- Association, Eta Sigma Gamma, "About 10 seconds into the Brockton apartment on March 12. ness regarding health and intramurals. Student Athletic game, a guy gave him a buddy pass. His death was caused by alcohol wellness issues. Trainers Club and Student Athletic It went over his head, and I just poisoning. Advisory Board. blasted him. He was out for about Alcohol will be one concern dur- "The goal of Health and three minutes," Reid said. ing Health and Wellness Week, Wellness Week is to increase cam- A buddy pass is a pass to a team- Progress/MARIE MOFFITT March 4-8. pus awareness regarding health and mate that, if he goes for it, will During the week, the many wellness issues," said Substance Mike Reid, vice president of the lacrosse team, tends the goal probably get him clobbered, Reid at Saturday's game against Xavier. choices in lives will be discussed, Mil ii M 11 RICE, Abuse Committee chair Michallc said. including fitness, alcohol, sex and Rice. Substance Abuse Committee With three games under their The club makes money by col- rooms, with five to seven guys per Rice said increased awareness death. belts, the team record is 2-1. The lecting dues from its members and could give individuals the informa- room. Next Thursday is to be the Day pic, maybe more." *, club also posted a 11-0 win over holding a tournament during the tion needed to make informed deci- After the game, the host team of the Dead. Several faculty and Merita Thompson, professor of Ball State, but lost to Indiana season. sions regarding their'own personal usually takes the other team out for staff members have been asked to health education, will participate in University 6-5 in double-overtime. The money collected goes a good time. represent the Grim Reaper. The pur- wellness. She said she believes the Day of the Dead. She said she Anyone who is interested can toward hotel rooms on the road and "We play, shower, go cat some pose is to let college students realize improving individual lives will help will probably wear her black gradu- play. Reid said new members are transportation to and from the where and show them the night tragedies can happen to anyone! the community as a whole. ation gown to classes. always welcome, even during the games, as well as paying for the rcf- life," Reid said. The Substance Abuse Committee Many activities arc planned for "I support the efforts students are season. crees. which run about $80 each per In addition to the dues and tour has invited about 40 staff and facul- the week. Free aerobic classes are making for awareness." Thompson "We would like to have more game. Dues arc $40 for the entire nainenl fees, the club gets $250 offered throughout the week. Call ty to participate in Dead Day. said. people come out. They don't have semester. from intramurals. "We have invited key people on She says it is important to realize 622-1694 for more information to buy the equipment. They can "Our road trips arc excellent about the classes. "Th8 school gives us as much campus who are around the stu- life is wonderful and precious, but come out and borrow the stuff. If That's probably the funnest thing as they can. They stripe the field Campus Cable Channel 40 will dents," said committee member people do die. they want to play, we can get them about it," Reid said. here and there, and their support is Maribeth McBride. play movies related to health and Health and Wellness Week activ- all the equipment for about $130," When the team goes on the road, very much appreciated," Reid "We hope to have 20 dead peo- wellness issues during the week. ities arc co-sponsored by the univer- Reid said. they usually stay in two hotel said Ahead of Table tennis club needs players the League •Intramural basketball Without returning, Carr said. Carr and Yalmazov work togeth- standings as of Tuesday He put flyers around campus er in Powell Cafeteria and had new members club announcing meetings and play time, talked about playing for a while. but no one showed. Fraternity A - They have been playing every will not survive With out members, Carr said, the Tuesday and Thursday night for the Lambda Chi Alpha team can not have fund-raisers to past three weeks. Fraternity B- BY JANNA GILLASPIE purchase equipment. The Office of Carr said many of the interna- Sigma Chi, Betas Activities editor Student Development told Carr he tional students play, but he is not Women's - Rick Carr never goes anywhere needed to ensure the club would sure the word is getting to them Alpha Gamma Delta without "Spanky." continue by having 15 members about the club. Ind. Red - He carries his Butterfly table ten- before he could raise the funds When the team is ready, Carr The Posse nis paddle in his backpack. needed for equipment. said he hopes to travel to the Ind. Green - But. it has become harder for Carr is afraid that if it doesn't Lexington Table Tennis Club on the Caution Flamable, Carr to find a player to match up work this semester, the club will weekend to play the club members Deuce I.N.C. with. fail. . as well as other universities. Ind. Blue- Last semester, there were 15 He already has several plans for He plans to play against Berea members of the Table Tennis Club, fund-raisers including a dance party College, although they do not have K.H.Pf of which Carr is president and and a car stereo competition. an official team. Ind. Gold - founder. The number dwindled Despite the lack of many enthu- The club is open to players of all The Dalton Gang, toward the end of the semester, and siasts, a new face on campus has skill levels. There are no definite Mad Bombers, now there are only a couple of started playing against Carr. Tony obligations, Carr said. Progress/JANNA GILLASPIE- Penetrate & Shoot active members left. Yalmazov used to play table tennis "Just come out and participate, be Rick Carr found Ciano Smith in the Todd Hall recreation room "I knew I had an obligation to a lot in his home country of a part of the team, show your athlet- and played a quick game of table tennis between classes. recruit for the spring semester," Bulgaria. ic ability and have fun." Carr said. B6 I * i > [WlNNIWQ MM Eastern tennis coach Tom | Higgins is 12th on the list of all-time men's coaches in SPORTS \ I > 1 .1 \ I ■• s the nation with 296 wins. Thursday, February 29, 1996 THE EASTERN PROGRESS Brian Simms, editdr Triple overtime win nets OVC berth for women Lady Colonels to face Women's, Men's OVC the tourney race and did so with a 70-51 tournament brackets)- B7 win. Tennessee Tech in The Eastern defense allowed just 31 percent field goal shooting for Tech in first-round game the game. "lop to bottom it was a good effort," BY BRIAN SIMMS Inman said "Our downfall was people we had in foul trouble." AND CHAD QUEEN Starters Trina Goodrich and Laphclia Doss saw limited action because of four A game lasting into triple overtime for whistles blown against each of them. a trip to the conference tournament is Goodrich played 22 minutes and enough excitement to make some feel as threw in nine points. if they are going to hyperventilate. Doss saw 25 minutes of action and For Lady Colonel center Laphclia was the team leader in rebounds with Doss, that feeling turned into reality. eight In the third overtime of a tie ball game In the Tech contest reserve Cathy between Eastern and Tennessee Slate, Dues was in the game for seven min- Doss got caught up in the excitement and utes and had four fouls called against hyperventilated. her. "I think I got up in the emotion of the game," Doss said. "I was trying to con- UK squeaks by Eastern tain myself and it just hit me. The Lady Colonels closed out the regu- Everybody was talking to me and the lar season Tuesday night at the pressure. I couldn't control myself." University of Kentucky, but came up Doss was to be the teams' go-to play- short. 68-62. er down the stretch, however, in the last Against the Wildcats the game was 28 seconds of the game. Doss recovered close down to the wire, similar to the on the bench. State game, only three overtimes Progntss/BRIAN SIMMS Filling the shoes of Doss was Lisa Senior guard Samantha Young weren't needed to settle this dispute. Pace who hit a three-pointer with five played her final home game In "It was a great ballgame to coach." seconds left in the game that gave Alumni Coliseum Sunday. Inman said "It could have gone either Eastern a 87-85 win. way." The win not only improved their lied at 70, Young had a one and the At halftime the score was tied at 29. record to 10-14,7-9 in the OVC, but also bonus from the foul line but missed and During the second half, Kentucky went guaranteed them a spot in the conference the contest went into the second over- ahead by as many as seven points, but tournament. time. the Lady Colonels fought back. "We hung in there," Eastern coach In that second extra period. Young With just under 30 seconds left in the Larry Joe Inman said "It's a tremendous again hit a crucial three that tied the game Eastern was down by three. Young credit to a lot of young people who could score at 73 with 2:06 left brought the ball down the floor and with have thrown in the towel, but hung in Doss, who finished the game with 20.5 seconds let fly a trey, while heavily there for a trip 10 Nashville and a shot at 22 points and an Eastern record 26 guarded, that bounced off the front of the the national playoffs." rebounds. iron. The Lady Colonels will begin play in Pace then stole the show from Heading into the conference tourna- the tourney in Nashville Saturday at 11 Young. ment Young and Doss are on pace to put a.m. against Tennessee Tech. Doss made a lay-up with 12 seconds themselves in elite company. Senior Samantha Young was a vital left that forced, yet again, another over- Young is two points from 15th, and 24 pan of the Lady Colonels' play towards time. from 13th on Eastern's scoring list with the end of regulation and in each extra 823 points to dale. In the third and final OT, Doss col- five minute period. lected four points and Pace added six, Doss is 16 rebounds shy of Eastern's With 18 seconds left in regulation. including her game-winning shot single season rebounding mark of 310 Young, playing in her final game in "It was like a marathon," Inman said set back in '84-85 by Tina CotUe. Alumni Coliseum, made a lay-up and "I was looking for who was going to The Lady Colonels first-round oppo- forced the first overtime. cross the finish line, not who was going nent Tech, split both meetings with In the first extra period, the 5-foot - to make the basket" Eastern during the regular season. seven point guard had a trey that tied the The day before the Lady Colonels' "We've had so many things to over- . . _ _ Progress/BRIAN SIMMS score at 68 with 2:38 left Laphella Does goes In for a shot In Eastern's 87-85 victory over TennesseeState. triple time with State, they needed a win come." Inman said "The OVC tourna- With 13 seconds left and the score against Tennessee Tech to stay alive in ment is a reward Our lads did what they hadtodo.r Eastern makes reservations for Music City madness Cancel your plans for this week- In probably ference, but this win, combined with "I think that I got caught up in State would not get another shot off. it would have been praying for help end. the best game Saturday's 70-51 win over Tennessee the emotion of the game-" said "We hung in there," Eastern from somebody upstairs. Middle Call for a hotel room. to take place in Tech, gives it a fourth seed in the Doss, who broke her own school coach Larry Joe Inman said. "It's a Tennessee and Murray Stale. Find someone to watch the dog. McBrayer tourney. Ironically, the team's first- record for rebounds in the game tremendous credit to a lot of young "We can relax now." Inman said. Fill up the gas tank. You're going Arena all year. round game will be with Tech with 26. "I was trying to contain people who could have thrown in "When you play a game and a half, lo Nashville. The women's basketball Eastern battled Last year's squad went into the myself, and it just hit me. team can finally say they are in the the towel, but hung in there for a it gets really tough on the kids." for 40 minutes tourney with some real high expecta- Everybody was talking to me and trip lo Nashville and a shot lo get to Ohio Valley Conference Tournament. against Slate, It was not only tough on the tions and came away empty handed the pressure. I couldn't control the national playoffs. I don't think players, but the fans as well. The Lady Colonels don't have to and then five This year as underdogs they could Brian Simms myself." I've ever coached triple overtime." Only 382 people were in atten- worry anymore about what the other more minutes, make their way through the field and FROM THE In the weaning seconds - five to Sorry coach, you have. dance, but everyone of them were teams in the OVC are doing — not then five more possibly make some noise in the UPPER DECK be exact - Lisa Pace tried the 163rd In Inman's first year as coach of on the edge of their seats during the after Sunday's game with Tennessee and then five county music capital of the world State. and final shot of the game from the the women's team in 1988, Eastern two and a half hour game. But the more before it was over, and the There was so much action that right side of the court about a foot feU to Stetson in three OT's 102-98. For you see. Sunday's game was Lady Colonels could make plans for Eastern center Laphelia Doss hyper slay was worth it because fans behind the arch, and sank the That 55-minule marathon isn't as know now that they are going to for a berth in the conference tourna- Music City madness. ventilated and could not go to the jumper that had reservations for ment, and Eastern delivered 87-85. memorable for Inman, but this past have to pack the luggage and call in At one time during the season. free throw line with 28 seconds left Nashville on it one is and for good reason. although it look three overtimes. Eastern was in ninth place in the con- in the final overtime. sick to work - the Lady Colonels That put Eastern up by two, and If Eastern had lost to State, then are going lo Nashville. Opposite squads Softball swings into collide at tourney '96 spring season BY BRIAN SIMMS seed, won at Eastern. 72-71, on a BY CHAD QUEEN Each team is guaranteed five Sports editor Savage 25-foot three pointer at the Assistant sports editor games over two days in the round buzzer. The Colonels, seeded sixth, robin tournament Two teams heading in opposite caught a hot Peay squad in the 90-75 After playing a fall season in Eastern plays Saturday at 10:45 directions will collide when Eastern win for the Governors February 19. which the Eastern Softball team won a.m.. 2:15 p.m. and 4 pjn. Sunday's meets Austin Peay in the first round This past week Eastern split a only one of iu eight games, the team schedule depends on how the teams of the Ohio Valley Conference two-game homestand with a 87-83 is looking forward do Saturday. Tournament at 8 p.m. in Nashville. win over Tennessee Tech and a 82- EKU lo beginning the The team also hosts Marshall The Colonels head imo post-sea- 67 loss to '.Tennessee State. Invitational spring season. University for a double-header at 3 son play with four losses in their past In the win Saturday, Eastern (13- "No one expect- p.m. on March 5. five games. The Governors, howev- 13.7-9 OVC) led 82-71 after a Carols Whan: 9 ed us not lo do Coach Jane Wonhington said the er, will arrive in Music City with Bess dunk with 6:03 left but failed lo a.m. -5:30 weU in the fall." team is competitive in practice but seven wins out of their past eight p.m. only the first lest on the field will be make a field goal the rest of the game. Saturday pitcher Karen "Obviously, they're a hot basket- "We just tried to milk the clock and Sunday Scott said. "We a good measuring stick. ball team," Eastern coach Mike and the wrong person had it (the really have a learn "Practice looks pretty good, but Calhoun said. "They're probably the ball) at the wrong time that we anted Eaatem- that should do games can be a different situation," Marahall second most talenicd team in ihc them to have it" said Calhoun, well." Wonhington said. league." Senior Jamie Parker finishes out who's club made five of six free Whan: 3 Scott was named That talent lies in the hands of two throws in the last 1:23 of the game to p.m. the OVCs fresh- her career this season and already of the conference's best players — preserve the victory. Tuesday man of the year holds many Eastern records. She has Bubba Wells and Jermaine Savage. The Colonels little big man, last season, started the highest baiting average and nurh- Wells, a junior, is not only first in senior Curtis Fincher led Eastern Where: 32 games at pitch- ber of home runs in a season During Hood Field the OVC in scoring with his 27 with 21 points and 15 rebounds. er and recorded last season's 60 games. Parker col- lected 84 hits to claim the single sea- points per game, but is also first in In Monday's loss to Slate, Eastern ^^^mmmmm IS victories. Both the nation. Savage is sixth in the was ouireboundcd 47-32. are Eastern single son record. conference with 17 points. "Offensive rerxwnding really got season records. "Jamie has realized this is her last The two squads met twice during us into a hole that we couldn't recover The learn begins the spring by host- year," Worthingion said. "It las the regular season, with Peay claim- from," Calhoun said mg the EKUmviiaoonal this weekend shown hi practice, and I think it will ing victories in both coolest Fincher once again led Eastern Progress/CHAD QUEEN Wright Stale. Dayton and Miami (OH) show on the field- The Governors, the number three with his 23 poinu and 13 rebounds. Curtis Fincher Is 1MB m the nation In field goal percentage. will face off against the Colonels. Eastern was picked in a pre-sca- son poll to finish third in the OVC. The Eastern Progress, Thursday, Fernuu-y 29.1996 B7 Sports Profile Aaron Cecil ] 3 Work ethic gives forward scholarship Former walk-on "He adds to a basketball team in Cecil said. "I've worked for every- u practice and in games," Calhoun thing that I've accomplished." second on team in said. "It's hard to keep him oat of Although his —nbus this sea- field goal percentage You've got to have the line-up." son (5 points, 4 rebounds, 15 min- an Aaron, Cecil on Cecil, a sophomore fish and utes a gasae and 13 starts in the wildlife management major, con- Colonels 25 contest) are not like last BY BRIAN SIMMS your team. He's one of tributed four points and five year's, his defensive play is what is Sports editor the hardest workers boards per game (second on the pirating Calhoun team) and demonstrated a work On numerous occasions. Cecil, When Eastern men's basketball that you urill ever find. ethic that would earn him a schol- who also participated in track in player Aaron Cecil ended his high arship. high school, has had the duty of school career at Trinity in "He worked so doggone hard. guarding some of the toughest Louisville, there weren't many col- 99 There was a scholarship available, players in the Ohio Valley lege coaches calling him about play- and if there is any justice in Conference. ing in the next level. Moot CALHOUN, America, he had to be rewarded a He has responded by turning in. So the 6-foot-6 forward did the mem'i bmskettmU comck scholarship." Calhoun said. "Aaron some solid defensive perfor- only thing he could — he called is not the most talented person in the them. world, but he will give you great Most notably was the fact that ha. Along with his mother, Micki, Calhoun said. "I thought it was effort and support He's one of the held Michael Heart, the leagues Cecil first called Eastern coach great to have him as a walk-on. I hardest workers that you will ever third leading scorer to only 12! Mike Calhoun about the possibility had no idea he would come in and find." points in Eastern's 77-74 win over: about walking on the Colonels' start his first ball game." Cecil, who is second on the team Tennessee-Martin February 10. *" squad. That First game would not be the in field goal percentage (31 per- "I like to guard a big name." "The only thing that she and only one Cecil would start for cent) said that his determination is Cecil said. "I play pretty good Aaron wanted was an opportunity Eastern. something that be prides himself defense." Progrsss/CHAD QUEEN and a chance. It was an opportunity In his freshman year, Cecil wss on. "He is a defensive stopper." Sophomore forward Aaron Cscll prktos MmMlf on his defen- where he came in, and we didn't in the starting line-up for 26 of the "Work ethic is the one thing you Calhoun said. "You've got to have sh/s skills. H« said he enjoys guarding the tough playsrs. have any low post players," Colonels' 28 games. need during games and in practice." an Aaron Cecil on your team." Track third at OVC BY CHAD QUEEN Cross country and track runners MUSIC CITY SHOWDOWN 0m< The 0hio Valley Con,erence wiN Assistant sports editor Jamie King, Mandy Jones, Sarah r^OrVlTirW ITrVf^ir invade Municipal Auditorium in Nashville Feb. 29-Mar 4 for its 1996 mens and womens Blossom and Amy Hathaway com- r^iVAnfifrr5scs\filc basketball championships. Both championships will be televised this year, with the Eastern's track team finished the peted in a total of 19 miles worth of utiAivifiunarut^> winner advancing to the NCAA Tournament. All times are central. indoor season placing third in both races during the two day meet the men's and women's divisions of Jones competed in the one-mile ► Women's Championship Men's Championship the Ohio Valley Conference run, 3,000 meter and 5,000 meter ► Championships. Now, the team over the course of me weekend. She said the strain of the races took its Saturday Sunday Monday Saturda y Friday Today moves outdoors. f 1 Austin Peav The Colonels' first outdoor test toll. 1 Murray St., will be March 16 at the Clemson "It wss rough." Jones said. "I Relays. As for this past weekend. knew it was gonna be rough, but not Gama4 until my last race did it tut me." 1:30 p.m 7 p.m. Erdmann said he was pleased with #4 Easstm Kentucky •4 Middle Tenn. his team's performance. During indoors. Blossom took the 3,000-meter run in 10:14. Jones Game 1 Gamel Hurdler Jeremy Petter and sprint- 10 a.m. 4 p.m. er Felecia Hawkins' performances at won the 5,000 meter. King claimed the OVC moved them up on the one-mile run in 5:06. Hathaway ♦5 Tenn. Tech •5 Tenn. Tech Championship Eastern's indoor track records. finished second in the 5,000. Championship #2 Middle Tenn. 7 p.m. Petter finished second in the 55- For the men runners. Mike NCAA AUTOMATIC NCAA AUTOMATIC 6:30 p.m. #2 Tenn. St. Henderson, Titus Ngeno, Scott (Live telecast QUALIFIER QUALIFIER (Live telecast meter hurdles with a lime of 7.54, a Game 2 on SportsSourh) on ESPN) Game 2 time that ties him for fourth on the Fancher and John Nganga finished Noon 6 p.m.. in the top four in the distance team. #7 Tenn. Tech #7 Morannad St. Hawkins finished second in the events. Game 5 3:30 p.m. Game 5 200-meter dash with a time of 24.9. Henderson finished second in the #3SEMO 0 p.m. *3 Austin Peav 800-meter run with a time of 1:53. placing her third on Eastern's list. GameS Game 3 Erdmann said 90 percent of the Ngeno ran third in both the 800- 2 p.m. 6 p.m. meter and the mile run. 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(Chicken, fries, 623-3458 • Call ahead for pickup ' and tarter sauce $2.25 i hush puppies $3.29 (Doubleheader) 539 Leighway Drive, Eastern Bypass Opposite Denny's Mon.-Fri. 10a.m.-11p.m.; Sat, and Sun.10:30a.m.-11 p.m. Hood Field 138 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, February 29,1996 Hitting, pitching give Eastern wins BY MATT HACKATHORN plaic," he said. "We just hit good pilch- Sports writer es, and we didn't chase bad balls." Junior pitcher Jason Irwin (1-1) After a ho-hum offensive perfor- picked up his first win of the season mance at Mississippi to kick-off the after his second strong starting per- spring season two weeks ago, formance in as many weeks. Irwin n baseball coach Jim Ward went six innings, striking out five predicted an improved effort at the and walking only one. Uirmingham Classic Tournament The Colonels (2-4) came out flat on last weekend. Saturday and dropped the second game And oh, what a difference one 10 UAB with pitcher Joe Wearherhokz made. (0-2) going only three innings and giv- "We got rid of ing up six runs on six hits. the tension the Ward said he sensed his team's Fastarn- mental breakdown on Saturday and Ohlo week before," Ward said. "We addressed the problem before were a lot more Sunday's game. Wh«n: Noon "I just told them the game is no •lurday and relaxed, and we felt more confi- fun when you're not mentally into ■inday dent at the plate it," he said. "Sunday, we were in Birmingham." focused, we played hard, we got IF YOU KNEW lA bi SOMEONE WHO •tarn- good pitching, and we had a lot of Marahall The Colonels QOULDNTTALK,<£^^ VJJ^OOULDNT LAUGH, won two of three people contribute." games on their Senior Chris McDowell, sopho- DANCE OR HAVE FUN UNLESS HE/SHE ATE RAVIOLI, Whan: 3 p.m. more Joe Widen and junior Ryan I uesday road trip to WOULD THAT CONCERN YOU? Alabama, beat- Say lor combined to pilch a four-hitter. ing Samford "They did things we want them to Whara: Turkey do and they have to do to win from a HughasFiald University 17-9 on Friday, losing pitching standpoint," pitching conch to the University Greg Gunderson said. EKU HEALTH AND WELLNESS WEEK 'i Alabama at Birmingham 14-6 on Results of the Colonels' game Saturday and dropping Birmingham against Union College yesterday MARCH 4-9,1996 uiliem College 4-1 on Sunday. were not available at deadline. CHECK IT OUT! March 4-9 Six players exploded with multi- Eastern faces Ohio University in a FREE Aerobic Classes in the Burke Wellness Center ple hit performances in Friday's double-header Saturday beginning at . . _ Progr»as/BRIAN SIMMS and propelled the Colonels (2- noon and one game Sunday at noon. Freshman J.D. Bussall takes In some ground balls during a Call 622-1694 for more information. victory. Tuesday, they host Marshall at Colonels practice. Bussell scored four runs In Eastern's 17-9 win MOVIES on Campus Cable channel 40 ' Wc were pretty selective at the 3p.m., before traveling to face over Samford. The Colonels will next take on Ohio Saturday at Tennessee Wednesday. noon In a double-header at Turkey Hughes Flew. Mon.. March 4.9 pm •• "Sex in the Lobby." Pupree Women's tennis gets first win of Spring Recreation Room sponsored by KHA. •.tarn-Akron PY PRIAN SIMMS Besides the change in his club's atti- men returned to action Tuesday against Tues, March 5.5 pm •• "Walk with the President." Sports editor tude, Higgins inserted senior Gennie Hill Western Michigan and lost 7-0. Meet at Paniel doone Satuc in front of Keen Johnson Whan: Noon and freshman Andrea Martin into the sin- "They're the best team that we've ■ >morrow Eastern Kentucky women's tennis gles line-up against Toledo. played so far," Higgins said. "We were just S>ldg. Sponsored by Eta Sigma Gamma coach Tom Higgins felt that a change was Hill lost her match 6-0,6-3. The fresh- basically out gunned." 7 pm •• "Living in the Time of AIPS," Grise Room. Faster n-Wrkjht needed in his 0-3 squad man, however, won and cliched the win The loss dropped the Colonels record Comte&ldQ. State After Tennessee Tech beat the Colonels for Eastern, 6-4,6-7 (7-5). 6-4. below .500 at 3-4. 7-0 Saturday, he knew it was more than a "This is a big confidence booster," Eastern will end their indoor season 9 pm •• "Love, Sex, Violence: A Dangerous Pescription" When: Noon feeling. Martin said. "It will be a real boost'* with three matches over the weekend in Last lecture Series: Dr. Von Calitri, McGregor .iurday That feeling prompted a line-up change Higgins also said the win will help the the Greg Adams Building. Sponsored by RDF. in his singles rotation and a major pep talk Colonels'confidence. The Colonels will play Akron at noon ittrn-Murray which resulted in Eastern claiming its first "It will skyrocket," Higgins said "I told Friday, then face Wright Slate at noon victory of the season, 5-4 over Toledo. Whan: 8 am. our kids we did a 180." Saturday. Wed, March 6. 9 am-3 pm •• Health & Wellness "We did not play with any enthusiasm The women will not see any action until ■lay Eastern has already beaten Wright Stale Awareness. Jaggers Room. Powell 3ld$. (against Tech)," Higgins said. "It was just they travel to Hilton Head for five match- earlier in the season, 6-1. Whara: Greg an attitude change. One of the toughest es, the first of which is scheduled for The Colonels will end the weekend Sponsored by Hearth Ed. Dept. Adams Building things I've got to do is convince kids of March 18 against Northern lows. with their match against Murray State at 8 what they can do." After a two and a half week lay-off, the a.m. Sunday. Thurs.. 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Rolls zine is universities. I of these men have had experience in mod- would you VIEWS would think you eling as well. Is (here anv wav that vou choose the could at least get could bring some recognition to (hese out- same college? Do you muppi their names right. standing young nun' Vmmsmom. affirmative' Musically Miffed NoM! I here is no such entiry as 'UniveT- Anonymous, 47. ofdeorjia Mo:4t% I IH.I read the new edition of V. action? sity of Indiana." I here are two entities Calendar Cravert Magazine. I was uuly offended when I called "Indiana University." but only one I am having a difficult time finding My college choice nt just fine. viw J writer telcf lo mmiiunv in par- of them is in the state of Indiana (the the Studmutfins of Science calendar Oh sure, I party, but as long as I WouM you ev. ticular nniM. educators, as "band geeks.' get my work done, who cares if I other is in Pennsylvania). If you want to Please teil me if you know of any loca- What a stereotype? How wrong' With get sloppy drunk every once in a got planti refer to the state-funded university in tion near Kvanston. III., that xmimtnis like these still cir- while? Where else on Earth can might carry the calendar. culating in today's media you attend an all-year party with a murgory? SUSMU, Northwestern I '. (especially in a collegiate mag- S20.000 covet charge? Sett W. nlmum, U. ol La- azine I, I wouldn't be surprised I was just looking thrmigh . • If I were to do it all ii music programs cease to your Jan./Feb. 19% issue and over again, I would go away to eaist in the schools of tomor- was wondering how ro find out school rather than commuting. more about Brian Scottoline row. What are wc reaching A . Am4f GUcmtUtm, frtthmam, kids' On j whole. I like your [one of the Studmuflins of sci- CrfeMriMrf JMVll * I tried anoth- -m> maga/inc. hut this time I ence! and some of the other fine er university before this one. and I think vou svere out of line — eligible men in the StudmuhSns realty didn't like it because it was stating thai the CD-ROM * • of Science calendar. too big. Now I'm at a smaller col- program would have been bel- uy rl/. lege, andl reallylike it AnCS- Work Weak ter if sou added a • heritrading VML you rr in iiwk The calen- MM. • I'd stall choose this school, segment GlVC me a break' dm II available via mail order- because it's big, and I like a big Tttii isaua of U. fa paduM Sorrv guss. but you msi loM J PO Box iieij. i.rond Central lira- I-IIIK t) i >i readers at my school RIlfC&loHHrRINGS Station. New York. N. Y U. U f—tHC«C«f • I definitely yourflntjafersoni Chat tidbit was posted up all 10163 — ed wouldn't come here again. They TwraalMOTt over the building by angry give you so many headaches, the what's it Mm whan coHaoe is educators. What About Us? food's terrible and the financial aid hoic Garwhw Sam*. m«r. My college is never men- department really needs to he ample'. Weurrm Mitkigmm V. cleaned_up VH—CJH Smrrmy. •:• . v rioncd in t'. Magazine Is it ft art mmnm TOMI prooaWy I What's Wrong because it's a college and not a MM'ra pratty hot tWI. You are think I made the right decision. I university? ()t do you r>ot like With U.T feel like it's preparing me well aca- bacauaa fun galling a payclvt us? Just Iciddin . I think Wisconsin s wom- demically. Meart iMckU, rSwsV Ami rostra not bacauaa you r ■ s en's basketball team should be ranked Rloomington, IN. with (he great school lmmmy. Wnt GftjU Cat- mtm, ft tt Atm+mmm. • I'd come higher on (your Top 2S list on the i>f musK and where Hobby knight n>ach here again. We have the No. I col- During your fim faar <* " NX ft' I hey bear Penn State U and es men's basketball, that's Indiana Uni- lege of education in the contincn tammy, thank for the menage You re you'» ha making to many bar Purdue I in the same weekend. I hev versity. I hanks for your ume. tal I' s Jmmm flaw. imim. ft «f Isons, ft can faave your heart right, ur hair a personal lendetta agaimt both were ranked in the Top 2S ai the louy. India ma V. S*0> HMaSl • I like my school rting. It'i fund of like being d !• U"<-i/ (ieorgut t allege Jmt kidding. \X'e because there's always something time. I hey should get a Imlc more A Few Good Men man aM over again, except, it's need to hear from the tmaller colleges and to do. There's great diversity, and respect And. how. with a record of little more sorious. and you fta>. In your last issue. I read an article univemties. ketause that ', tin- only way going to class is a completely I6-.S does Yillanosa get a tic with abou( an athlete who appeared in a cal- ue U know what , tool on your campus. So enlightening and enriching eaperi- sot fan itahsmy The partmai Cincinnati whose record is 12 1. fust endar ["Studmulhnv of Science." keep m informed on the crazy campus in ence. ty net looks a lot ontetent lo.. because \'illanova is in the Rig hast fan./leb. 19*16). It IUM SO happens (hat ( arritUton. (,a — ed graas. (Road: almost nil.) doesn t mean they should be gisen spe- this parrKular athlete was ma»oring in a Sodoatsfy, the biggest dden- cial consideration. science-related subject. I In purpose of aUtC* In Blundertand isn't about hoar la make it lo t> MmkBmtft.pmimr. my writing too you is that there are sev- I hcic i* in error in trouble lake or lights oft? Betas' ftigger ami «*■ ace ,<>■■ I . ofWiscon.m. Madison eral tiMiiball players here at the U. of Uan./Feb . I«96|. Ii states that ihc hand chemsslry final — it's how ti <>ei»rgia who are more than qualified to Alice Cooper ssas named afrcr a ~ I ~"ih tot a rais* or figure out how " (thviomJi Mark has hern keeping an eye appear in vour magazine. Century Witch." The following is a work atTjund Ss afflca ptrmics on the L'. Maga/ine Top 2S men i and VXhv hasn'i anyone bothered (o recog- direct quote from the alhum Mice < jiop- Lights dimmed! When lights ate Another Mng you'll have to women* hatkethaUfil>. updated eter, nize these fine voung men for their cr's (■ rcatest Hits. dimmed, everything is much more used to fs a change in the me i Tuesday on the I'. U"eh ute Thanh Jor achievements' \k'e have microbiology "Alice Cooper, the group. Kinsisi- surreal and fantasy/dream like ing stick. During collage, you'rt the input, and your advice will he taken mj(..rv. bMUogs ma|ors. and engineering ed of Alice Cooper I nee Vincent corsstanMy balng a t Vou n into connderatton — ed ft • lights off — maybe a few Fumirr). meals; t.lcn Button, guitar: got lasts and papars and grart. candles for the mood and so you Michael Bruce, guitar and keyboards. You haw* la aaasone class to m■■•• can see silhouettes Uaafe rVery, IlllMaUTIOS H> JAMO Ml KM IN'.. I iH N't Mt\sM. I IM oiN Dennis Dunjwjv. bass: and Neal on to the next and pass them all I Smith, drums. I hey came together in girlfriend and I have found thai the mid-60t in Phoenix, first as the our videos come out better when In the working wortd, you p« ' Earwigs, ihcn J^ I he Spiders and final the lights are on. Orrwa, aaaiar, ft abfy won't gat that constant If I* i, I he \j// Kelocaring to 1 u\ back. As tong a* you're doing I Angeles, thes* hecame Alice Cooper la fer the lights on while I'm reading good (or at least adequate) |oi > because it makes it easier to read name taken from a <>ui|a board read- can plug along iswitingry unno ■^he words. Tbtmtw* OK—It, ing! and signed Frank Zappa's Straight bead. If you naad rasmeaitle lec.i *nmWm,mnm»U. •laghtson. Rccoffdt." The name Alice (ioopcr may back, do poor work Actually a 'f ' can't >ee him outside of me. I in tact be the name of a l*"lh centurs don't want him inside of me better skraktgy is to scrape up witch, but that was not the reason it Eric*. h—Hmmm. Mar* Carotfcu evary ounce ol nana you have m vsas vhosen. ■SS ft • Go with the sttobe fust ask. Don't be afraid of the R.,„U. S.rtbem.lrrm V. lights' And maybe some fireworks tnitti At toast youl hatre sorm Strip Team and a disco ball if you have one thing to go on Aahnca? No, none raaHy *i-' // i J rare day whrn tomrome (orrexn mi. lights off at all times. 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Unlike the song's credo, "I A naughty student cyclist n edly called the bovine breakout a don't wanna cause no fuss... but can I buy your the U. of Minnesota ran into Whopper of a case. magic bus?" the Iowa version has been a hot man who was walking across i potato in the hands of owners. The bus was pedestrian bridge. The pedesr: originally raffled off before an Iowa football LATEX an went a little overboard tftei LETOOWN game, but the lucky winner didn't feel the the accident. Actually, the bike magic, so he immediately sold it for the small U. of Colorado, BouMar went overboard. Thinking the price of $10 to a UI alum. The bus wouldn't Ever thought old Mother cyclist was totally out of lane find a home so easily, though. It turns out that Nature could knock the wind out (pun intended), the pedestrian the alum made a helluva profit when he sold if of your sex life? She did for stu- got up, wiped himself off. tnei to some guys from the rugby team. The stakes dents at the U. of Colorado, Boul- threw the bike over the edge. Ii went up to $25V a rugby shirt and some shots der, when rough winds prevented fell 40 feet to the ground. Wht of alcohol. Feel the magic, dudes. a pilot from flying a 60-by-20 foot asked what he'd do about the Sheik condom package — damage, the pedestrian report! attached to a banner reading "Get ly said, "Get your own path. Some* — over the school's foot- ball stadium during homecoming. COR CARDS II sis? Slash the tires? Bananas in the The oversized condom package FINGERED AT Hotchkiss' food science class arc tailpipe? Sugar in the gas tank? U. ot Califomia, Davis was headed for the stadium when THE AIRPORT required to create and market Nope, nope and nope. I rave- a their own ice cream flavor. This Just in case you thought we wei. the pilot was forced to let it go. Ohio State U. cow's heart and an apologetic card serious last month when we said "No man could've gotten it up Good luck. Eddie George. year, two reps from Ben of Jer- on the hood. Seems that's what ry's sampled some of the student there were two bank robberies dui under those conditions." a Break a... finger? That's exactly ing the photo shoot tor the UC :i) what happened to the senior run- they do for fun at BG. A man inventions. Let's sec, that's two bystander reports. police department's cop trading ning back's I Ins reported to police that he found parts cream, four parts sugar and cards, we weren't. It was a joke. Oh man Trophy as it those items on his car. The card a lot more practice! There were no bank robberies dunn; passed through read: "I promise I'll never do that the photo shoot-out. er, photo nocx an X-ray again, although I might come up ANXIETY ATTACK machine at the with some interesting variations. U. of New Columbus. Sorry." What does that mean? The man said he didn't know who left Ohio, airport in Get this. A the heart. Tony Bennett, perhaps? December. 41 -year-old guy George, awarded flunks out of college football's BO SICKOS, UNM medical top honor just PART II school. Guy sues two days earlier Bowling Green Stale U. met I school in New York, Proper waste removal and sani- because he seemed unfazed tation obviously are not taught at failed. Guy when the tip of BG. On successive days, residents claims to suffer the trophy's right of BG's Dunbar Hall reported sim- from extreme index finger was ilar crimes with the same m.o. — anxiety while lost and the right the tossing of human waste. taking tests. Guy middle finger YUCK! In the first attack, a dorm says the school was slightly bent resident reported that someone officials should during security tossed a cup of human urine into have accommo- proceedings. his room, splashing an occupant of dated him "I'm kind of the room in the face. YUCK! In because of his mad about it," the second, a man reported that disability. "1 George said, someone had tossed a wad of toilet draw blanks, "but it doesn't paper containing human leers into have heart palpi- SOQQY SIT-IN matter as long as his room. YUCK' Neither victim tations — the CaHfomta Stata U., Chteo I've got it." knew who might have been full range of ABSENTT Three student groups at Chico State pitched responsible. anxiety symp- U. of Notre Dame tents on a university lawn to draw attention to ANONY- toms," guy says. What better way to show support for your several campus issues. The camp-out was pro- MOUS I SCREAM, What we want favorite team than to get a tattoo of its insignia gressing swimmingly until it started raining. HEART U. SCREAM to know is, if on your shoulder? That's what 22-year-old But there was something different about this ATTACK Cornell U. he's that darn Notre Dame nut Dan O'Connor thought as he rain — it was coming from the ground. The Bowling Green We all scream for ice cream. anxious over a went to get the school's feisty leprechaun and the words "Fighting Irish" forever emblazoned university's automatic sprinkler system went to State U. Who'd have thought that mak- test problem, on his flesh. One problem: The lattooer spelled work and doused the students, tents and all. So you're ing super-chocolate-mint-bcrry- how does he Before the protesters even dried off, they had going ro vandal- surprise-swirl ice cream would plan to deal with the word "Fighting" without the "t." O'Connor already added cruel and unusual sprinkling to ize the vehicle of be worth a final exam grade? an appendicitis has since filed a lawsuit, claiming, "I don't have their list of complaints. your arch neme- Cornell students in Joseph patient? to stand for this shi." 8 U- Magazine • March 1996 nT So WHAT IF YOU SLEPT THROUGH ECONOMICS? YOU STILL KNO w THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR. Which means you realize how important it is to save. 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IS natural, toprmtii atrd taulo|( ihaf pud yuu in (nuth ( http://www.mastercard.com/college 'For Lens Express catalogs, call 1-800-USA-LENS (Code: 101) C 19f* SU>irr<:»*d I-i Utmal I- ."fi-nlri If an Ole Miss prof skips class, the college vertion of a substitute teacher from hell takes over. The "alternative" class topics are usually It All wellness or heaJth-related issues like stress management and drug and WEH2H alcohol abuse. Adds Up Lloyd Holmes, wellness center coordinator at Ole Miss, started the WHILE MOST OF US SPENT THE SUMMrK Sub-Standard program in fall 1994 to teach stu- dents healthy, responsible lifestyles. '94 slathered in suntan oil and drat He says learning about topics not on a deck chair, Meredith Bagby Subs at Ole Miss directly related to class material is a spending the summer before her senior year at \ I positive change of pace YOU POUND YOUR ALARM INTO OBLIVION, WIPE So, students paying to learn 18th vard U. poring over statistics and figures. century English literature or biologi- the crust from your eyes, throw on the nearest Why? She was writing The times when she just warn. cal chemistry must instead sit First Annual Report of the U.S. hide the project under he clothes and trudge to class — only to find that through lectures on how- to avoid — a book that provides basic, and spend the money else" I your prof canceled. peer pressure. Valuable information* comprehensive information Her investment paid off t> Yes. Required knowledge for final about government and finances. a copy of an article about B Welcome to the U. of Muuuippi. Bui forget the extra sleep. You exams' No. Conducive to a little Bagby says the report is modeled book landed in the hands oi Thanlu to the new Alternatives to have to tit through "Dr. Feelgood i bonus shut-ever Definitely not. after a corporate annual report Ross Perot. "He liked it so n Canceled Classes program, extra condom application and 101 fun Ole Miss students are under- and includes an income state- he took it to the Senate on. morning naps are no longer an option. things to do with latex'' seminar.* standably peeved that they can no ment, balance sheets and infor- Committee." Bagby says, longer legitimately miss that 8 a.m. mation about government spend- got the ball rolling, and th< physics lab. ing for Medicare, abortion and got published by Ha Sophomore Kara Keller sat education. Collins." through two such presentations last "It was a project I did over Perot was so impressed year. "One was about job opportu- the summer," she says. "I wrote it Bagby, he invited her to take i \ nities," she says. "I was a freshman with the intention of trying to podium at one of his politico. at the time, so I didn't find it very 1 « %» distribute it to people. I wanted lies. She spoke about hov. interesting." to have a pretty concise basic idea trends could affect our chilJ- Senior Rebecca Lauck says many of how the government was and about the media miscoiK. of her friends don't think the pro- spending money." nons about our generation. gram is such a good idea. "They Bagby shelled out $2,500 — "The media describe u- don't want to put up with [the lec- from her own savings — for the lazy, like we're a lost general.. tures! "id would rather go back first printing of the report. But she says. "By going out and do home to sleep some more." even this go-getter says there were things and setting an example " Not a teal seminar. Inserted for can prove -^T-^ comedic effect. stereotype *% CJ wrong. Wmm S»mmrt IMMi CoMogo, (Mo Bagby OK JOraf-a, ttxtmy t-v-a'» 1 / Photo by John Cot, Emfm Moott U. definitely n lazy. The grad landed "I tried to get the kids a place to job in Desert ski, some corporate sponsorships mergers I and some coaches," the elder acquisiti' Phillips says. "We've got the climate departmeni here. We found the water, and we an investm. Waterfare got the skiers." bank in N Did they ever. ASU held tryouts York Cits A HE LAND IS KNOWN MORE FOR SCORPIONS THAN in the spring of 1994 and had to cut she just p>- skis, but a lack of water isn't enough to dry out almost 60 people. Since only one lished her S. the Arizona State U. water skiing team. experienced skier came out that first ond Annu.. T year, Phillips was looking for good Report (Har| After surfacing in the desert just nents all wet. The Sun Devils athletes who could learn the sport. Collins. 1996 a year ago, the Sun Devils are among washed out the U. of California, He ended up with people like in January the nation's best college squads. Sacramento, for their first Western senior Jill Williams. She had never Slack that "It's pretty bizarre." says fresh- Regional Tournament title. They gone off a ski jump before, but after man skier Kelli Garrett. a California later finished seventh out of 12 a year of work, she finished second ChtHot native. "I've been skiing all my life, teams at the October nationals. in the region in that event. but where I come from, we have "We've been on fire," says sopho- She honed her skills on ASU's U of low trees and grass and rain. more Todd Phillips, the club presi- two unofficial practice lakes — Last fall, arid ASU left in oppo- dent. "Things have just caught on Crystal Point and Buchli Lake. The here so quickly, skiers make the 4*5-minute trip from and we've done school to the lakes for unstructured so well." practices. The Bu Phillips can "We're going to get even more • Tht propoKtd CaWomta CM Righta Mtottwi mmkutM9»m»ttmmm thank his dad good recruits in here." coach t«totalnhlrlnilw«liiiiii|iiiLlii iTwC^fcmte UtyttMMtfCaMornM for that. After Phillips says. "We're expecting to Community CottaoM, which xri not by to tt of MMi i-***' **»°n skiing at the U. have a very good team for years to to itM rnn hum itmtm mommimOM 40 «««>^»v T^, «* - '* IT'S OT v> ••« BEAUTIFUL NEW. VIBRANCE ORGANIC CARE Saxe Appeal F YOU'VE GOT CALVIN KLEIN ON YOUR BEHIND, YOU might understand Allan Saxes obsession with name i recognition. The associate professor of politi- in southwest Arlington, a city medi- cal science at the U. of Texas, an strip and even a pencil sharpener The Rating Arlington, has just about every at UTA. imaginable object in the surround- Saxe has supported his habit ing community named after him, over the years by donating every and the list keeps growing. penny of his leftover salary to non- Ml or wtoteut Mpf A" w» taifc The Saxe name is stamped on profit organizations. But his motives log choosing a college or tea cream the UTA intramural fields, the main aren't entirely altruistic. In return the race to court students, some admlnlabators wry toek only choice stage at Theatre Arlington, the road for the contribution, Saxe asks that businesses and organizations put his to fudge on mformetton thty sutomii to the Arlington city dump, a park the dozens of college guides currenI name on whatever his dona- on the market tion creates. Ttm MfffcMf .Ajetiiar reported "I am a fanatic for that 100 ot 1,388 schools fixed data tc name recognition," Saxe ranking In U.S. New* mtd World says. He cites his fear of Rfxxtt survey sptooff, Americas Bes' death as one of the main reasons. "I really believe For example, Boston U. officials what everyone says — this admit they exclude the vernal SAT could be your last day. So I •cores of about 350 International si. act like it." . Kevin Carlton, Boston U. cons, r of maeto relations Saxe also attributes his ores is an name obsession to insecurity. t to preeent meaningful data ' "I was a short little kid in Oklahoma who had to But the ranking lent done to. tri work very hard," he says. nadir's bens**, he says. -It's done W "I'm an overachiever." aajmraert^varrtoratorlhssolep. Could Arlington possi- oftfwriMiif »of seBIng a product." Marl Men*, da-actor of reaearci. bly turn into Saxeton? but he's pretty close," Greene says. "It's absolutely an addiction," he tor America's Best CoMsisa, agrees Maybe not in name, says "He certainly is leaving a perpetual says. "It gives me a high for the mot the busmsss ot ranking colleges Arlington mayor Richard legacy of his generosity." moment, but then it fades. I want U.S. Nn» Is to main money. "Peopi' Greene, but in landmarks, Saxe hopes to claim the North must decide H there ss benatK," he it's a close call. Texas Humane Society's adoption says, is* happen to Baa* Dm Is." "I don't know if it can center and maybe even rename the *e"Je Gormty, U. ot Ttxat, ArUngkm / MewConegooftheU.olSouttiF be said he's touched the life Ballpark at Arlington "Big Al's ibrAmyCom,U.otTm da, wMoh rates) Ms. 11n abas* Atoyv of everybody in Arlington, Ballpark." BUS'S 1984 rankings, acknowledged stibmtttlrig Inaccurato data tor that Bufcto. Haw CoBsn olinlaai admit me Would you be offended? Unable says Tonia Stewart, BG associate buffed Bw average tor yarn By atom to concentrate on class material? to the vice president for student nattog the bottom 8 percent of score- Dirty Laundry Cynthia Lee Sheckler was. affairs. "Some people see the says James Feeney, the college's am tor of special protect development The 38-year-old Bowling comments on these T-shirts as Green State U., Ohio, freshman Feeney says Mew Coltoee no km, YOU'RE IN CLASS, AND THE STUDENT IN FRONT OF part of that." altars data, But ha say* universities you is wearing a shirt bearing the words "F—K cried foul when a student showed And Sheckler says she is not up to class wearing such a shirt. advocating a dress code. YOU" in 7-inch bold letters. Beneath that, the She wrote a lengthy letter to the "As a writer. I'm totally against ,lo get a po shirt concludes "I'M NOT SORRY." student newspaper, The BG Newt, censorship," says Sheckler, a retired ttontaranlunaelhetwIBglvethern explaining her air-traffic controller studying jour- good pubacBy," he says. experience and nalism. "It's a matter of what's Wads SBtoy, areektont of Marshall asking fellow stu- appropriate. U„ W.Va., sussBons the vastoWy ot coi dents for their "Just because you have a consti- views. "There Is plenty of room In toe rank tutional right to do something does- ■a to ■aawtoatato data," Bessy says. Now, airing n't mean you should hurt and your "dirty- offend other people." leading Inconaietent data laundry is an Stickler's story was picked up Mtaa to too aaat Offtake* Btar* told « » issue of First pMo 47 percent a* ■ ■■■ by media throughout Ohio and Amendment Michigan. She even met with BG ia»nto scared atowe 21 on the privilege at BG. president Sidney Ribeau to discus* University offi- the incident. Ultimately, because of warn■■■■ cials say they are free-speech concerns, the debate powerless to stop resulted in no policy action. such displays, but But the media attention has they do urge stu- brought Sheckler some notoriety. dents to be more She says she's now recognized in considerate of public as the T-shirt lady. One their fellow stu- man at a grocery store even unbut- dents. toned his dress shirt to show that "The bdannaBea aaBeiMtol [ay aal- "Since we're his T-shirt was plain white and veraMssJIsI a public univer- obscenity-free. says "A vary I sity, it would be data Is tocemaliti■" Ah, the benefits of celebrity. Means*. In a ctoes, BasTd aara yaa a difficult for us Bfcj tot T m mm m T—"at m. i. to regulate the content of indi- vidual speech," 12 U. Magazine • rVfau-ch 199«S ■ Memory Loss IT WAS 4 A.M. ON A TUESDAY WHEN BURGLARS BROKE INTO A small suite of offices at the Massachusetts Institute of Technolo- gy. By 6 a.m., when the first employee arrived, they had gotten away with $30,298 in computer memory microprocessors. At the U. of Michigan, a doctoral candi- ket. For example, Macintosh makes a scries date was baffled when his computer would- of computers with covers that are designed n't (tart. A quick peek under the hatch to slip off in seconds for repairs and revealed that the machine's memory and upgrades. hard drive were gone. Along with them, the "Press two buttons, and the entire top sole copy of his thesis. comes off," Moinz says. "Someone can clear That's right. College campus thieves are that memory out in a heartbeat." bypassing VCRs and bicycles for a much Once the chips are stolen, police have a more lucrative booty: computer chips. tough time tracking them down. Since they This distinctively '90s phenomenon is don't have serial numbers, they can be sold afflicting campuses from Georgetown to quickly to "gray market" dealers that spe- UCLA. It's fueled by a worldwide shortage cialize in computer repairs and upgrades. of memory chips coupled with an increas- Just goes to show that when it comes to ing demand for memory by users running chip*, you can't have just one. multimedia applications and powerful oper- ating systems like Windows '95. Among the most coveted targets arc 4-megabytc memory chips that are de- signed to snap in and out so users can upgrade their 3* machines easily. Kenneth Moinz, a computer security specialist in Boston, says the postage stamp-sized chips sell for $150 to S200 each through legiti- mate channels. When the stolen chips hit the black market, they pull in an appealing $50 to $75. Ironically, the computer industry is inadvertently help- ing the black mar- BE WITH THE ONE YOU WANT TO BE WITH. Somewhere, there is someone you want to be with. Let Greyhound take you there. We go to over 2400 destinations around the country. Fares are low every day on every bus. Just walk up and buy your ticket. 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In 1996, there will be dent competent for a job before Getting the job isn't difficult. "I'm sure sex has been had in almost half a million more they can secure a permanent work "You just have to have some person- every area of the park," Flinn says. college graduates entering the U.S. permit for a foreigner. So in Europe ality," says Jennifer Sturiale, a Duke All in all, it's a pretty good sum- job market than new jobs, and near- your competition for a permanent U. senior who played Chip, of Chip mer job. ly one-third of those graduates are job is, well, everyone in Europe. and Dale, at Disney World. But "I'm making money and doing expected to take positions that don't Kevin Kotelly. a recent North- once you get into the costume, what I like," says Bill Dunn, an require a college degree. eastern U., Mass., grad, didn't turn there's a lot to remember. Ohio State U. senior who plays his six-month civil engineering You can't autograph currency or trumpet at Busch Gardens. "It's internship in Dublin into a perma- flags, nor can you take pictures with better than flipping burgers." nent position there but did land a people holding alcohol, Siurule says. Sturiale was offered a full-time TRIPPIN job upon returning to the States. "And you have to make sure both of job at Disney World, but she turned "What distinguishes my experi- your hands show, so people can't say, it down. She got sick of smiling. But a rapidly increasing number ence is that I was able to actually 'Look, Goofy was grabbing my butt!'" "I lived, breathed and ate Dis- of students are able to get away work in my field," Kotelly says. "My There's also the problem of ney World the entire summer." from these statistics. Thousands of friends who went abroad all ended keeping the costume on. Sturiale says. "I O.D.'ed." miles away, actually. up working in a bar or something." The Council on International According to Paul Fdtman, pro- Wanly Anna Grossman, Duka U. Educational Exchange estimates the gram director of GEE, only 25 per- popularity of working overseas cent of the 6,000 students and recent DOLLARS increased by 25 percent last year. graduates it set up with abroad oppor- The daunting task of finding work tunities last year landed resume-wor- "Once when I was doing Minnie outside the United States has been thy jobs. But many want it that way. Mouse, my bloomers just fell right simplified in recent years by a vari- "Even office career types who down," says Amy Herrington, a ety of new student-friendly pro- find professional work abroad often freshman at Georgia Southern U. grams — some by religious organi- get a second service-industry job." who's worked five seasons as a Dis- zations, some through the U.S. Fcltman says. "Not for the money ney character. government and still others through but to meet people their own age, to Jennifer Flinn, a senior at the U. community service organizations. help get into the scene." of Texas, Austin, who worked at Six Will CantreU, editor of the month- For easy access to an overseas job, Flags for four years, once helped put ly newsletter International Employ- think classrooms and keyboards. a fake cockroach in the head of a ment Hodine, says it's toughest to find Teaching English is a popular job tor colleague's costume. "He freaked jobs in the popular countries, like students because some programs don't and ripped his head off!" Britain, Australia and New Zealand. even require knowledge of the native Losing your head is a major faux "Most of the action is in the language ur teaching experience. pas. "|Who's behind the mask is] developing world," Cantrell says. Computer know-how will also totally top secret — the best kept "Industrialized areas already have a land you on the fast track secret in the park," Flinn says. vast reservoir of qualified applicants." "If you have extensive computer Disney demands the "24-hour Employers in most countries skills, you can find an office job prac- smile," as do many parks. tically anywhere, "When people come to Disney even in Britain." World, they expect everything to be Fcltman says. perfect," Herrington says. "One m Students are time this guy actually yelled at me warned to plan because of the prices." .ihcid. though. But not everyone treats you "Some people badly. The friendships are the No. 1 go overseas expect- reason people come back to their ing to find work summer jobs. like they're job "There's something about work- hunting in Kan- ing with 2,000 people your age sas," Cantrell says. that's really appealing," says Jenni "It's just not that Mincck, a senior at James Madison easy." U., Va., who has worked at Busch Gardens for five years. Jamas hibbard, V* bf And if you put all these college Texas, Austin /1 students together, Flinn says, tration by Eric I romance is bound to happen. Six la, fast Carolina U Flags tried to avoid this by forbid- 14 II. Magazi - March 1996 m INTRODUCING NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP BASKETBALL ON PC CD ROM living in Ifs a college dream come true. Ifs about adrenaline. Bragging rights. And wall-to-wall basketball. Welcome to the nirvana of college hoops. The Big Dance. Sexile The NCAA Basketball Tournament. AFTER A FEW WEEKS OF SLEEPLESS Ifs 64 of the top agony, the rhythmic sound of her roommate's squeaking mattress Division I teams eventually lulled State U. of New York, Bing- in the country. hamton. senior Keltic Daly to sleep. Heck, by Playing in their own the end of the year, Daly found the sound of her roommate's nightly hook-ups as soothing arenas. With all the excitement of the 11 as the sounds of crickets outside. college crowds and rivalries built-in. And artificial intelligence so advanced, your players' skills actually improve as they go from true freshmen to savvy seniors. But some roommates aren't so lucky. Consider this your official invitation. What do you do when things go bump in the An "at-large" bid to the celebration they call night? Do you seek alternative housing for the night or do you seek revenge? March Madness? Lloyd Sabin. a senior at SUNY. Albany, Lace up your high-tops, Cinderella. took the aggressive approach. When a room- 'Cause you're going to the dance. mate made a habit of slipping into the house with his girlfriend, locking his door and blast- ing his stereo all night, the house mates took a stand One night when the noisy roommate WANNA GO ID turned his music down, they put their speak- ers against his wall and seranaded him with a few selections of their own. "We played 'Rape Me' by Nirvana, 'Clos- TO DANCE? er' by Nine Inch Nails and 'Laid' by James, over and over," Sabin says. "After that, we ^ -:•: never had any trouble sleeping again." If this solution sounds a little harsh, you have to remember that this problem isn't easy to discuss. We're not talking about keeping the bathroom clean. A senior at Northwestern U. decided to give her roommate a similar condom-nation when the roommate's boyfriend started rack- ing up frequent user miles in their room. "I put used condoms in her dresser draw- er," she says. But if you're fresh out of condoms, and the hook-up standoff is on, try one of these ways of dealing with a loud and lusty roommate: * Put muzzles on your roommate's bed. n .I ri i * Record what you hear and play it at your next dinner party. iniawiirev * Watch. Cheer. Give suggestions. * Attach sound-sensitive alarms to various objects in the room. B a * Tell his/her mom. Anthony LrnSf, Steto U. of Mfw York, 84 NC« DIVISION ITIAMS & MINIS UVUlCED MTIFIClAi IKTiUIGf NCI i SOO 'RAMIS OF Hint WnMC'iO" f«» "HI UNO CCS INTO 'N( UT'ON / Photo hy MM CM*, tt •* 00WNL0A0 A OFF OUR WB SITE HI HTTP://WWW.III.eTLC8M SFE YOUR LOCAL RETAILER OR ORDER OlfiECI BY CSUNtC SOT CTT TTJTJSY GTE TlumWrn m mutwIT Job Download BY COLLEEN RUSH "I sent out five resumes in the rink A.NMMW1 EDITOR would take me to address one cnvdi>|* PHOTO II I I SUMMON BV MARK KRAMKR, So. iill me But some students aren't so IlK I AKI/ONA SI A IT U. online capers. Anton Lavrcntso u h\ \ on w ;ml student at Ohio State U.. though searching on the Internet was the n k m i" work here... to his occupational prayers. So THE MOMENT OF TRUTH HAS COME hasn't been. Is the You've got every shred of your "Internet job listings arc still m life — resume, portfolio, clips for computer people." Lavrentycs mouse "At this point, I think there's limosi and a rcc from Mom — clutched chance for other majors to find .i job mightier in one sweaty palm. The final it's easy to post a resume — so whs m than the approach: You extend your hand in Ground control to pen? that familiar manner to greet the indi- Major ROM vidual that could hold your future — One of the main problems stud, and you flip its switch. find is the volume of resources availal - "The 'net is inherently disorgani/. says Jeff Parsons, a grad student at tl< Huh! of Oregon. "I feel like I could spen I Online job searching isn't just for icch heads hours spreading my resume1 aroun.' anymore. With a growing number of resume1 data- 'net, and someone else could spen. bases, job listings and career services available at the hours looking for a resume like n click of a mouse, the Internet offers more than without ever seeing it." cyberflirting skills and entertainment updates. So, where does the jobless student M "This has become a major pan of the job search- At your school's career center. ing process," says Eileen Kohan, executive director Sims. Staff there will help you narrow of career services at Columbia U. "[The Internet) search to sites and listings that Dug goes beyond the techics now." postage, is a lot of money," says Rob Harshbargcr. a lege students or your specific field. senior at Bowling Green Sure U.. Ohio. "It's where But if you plan to abandon the traditions H6sum6»? krtetviews? Buh-bye. job searching is going in the future. It's free — at hunt for high-tech searching, posting your resu; The days of sending pizzas with your resume least for college students." not enough. and stalking potential employers are over. If you "If you don't want to get lost in cyber-resumc tf really want to impress the hiring ranks, it's time to For hire: scan employment opportunities posted by specif*: < • set up a home page, post your resume and e-mail The online playground is still in its adolescent panics and e-mail your resume' to that employer. those love letters and desperate pleas to recruiters. stage — only on this field, the bullies are packing Joe Stimac. a columnist with Career Talk, a wet "(Web listing] allows for more focused recruit- modems and memory. Although job listings and Internet column answering users' career questions ing. It narrows the search process and is fast becom- 1 resume boards are expanding to include a variety of Targeting the companies you want to wotl ing the premier tool in job placement." says Kathy fields, most positions are still for techies. increases your chance of landing a job. Stima. • Sims, director of UCLA's career center. "[Employ- Frank LLosa, a senior at the U. of Virginia, had If you just post your resume, you have no idea * ers] can recruit all types of students — not just the at least 100 responses and more than 2,000 "hits" will sec it or if you want to work for them. tcchic ones — through the Web." on his own resuml home page in just one month. LLosa learned that the hard way when The online job search appeals to the student LLosa is courting several job leads and has an responded to a job lead. breed as well. internship with a Web publishing company this "I thought I had a potential offer, but it eml "Eight hundred copies of your rtiume, plus semester. up being a 16-year-old girl playing on her mm • _ File frill llieui Go Bookmarks Options Dun tmu lUindnui -T Ml "Online job searching is great, but half the chal- computer," LLosa says. "It looks like I was closet lenge is getting exposure for your site using Internet getting a date than a job." Netscape publicity," he says. Jason Jenkins, a '95 Boston U. grad, also scored When Colleen Ruih't felltwihip ti V. Magazine endi in a job using his online savvy. May. ihellke lookmtfor a uaUe/ot with full kenefia and "I could have easily found a job without ever flexible hour, Nap time, ilorylrUint hour and mil* and doing a mass resume mailing or looking at a newspa- rookie hrraki would ke nice, loo per," Jenkins says. "On the Internet, you're not limited to geo- http://www.occ.cow/ IteMMNTlM graphic regions, and it Guest eliminates so many ■imuiiiiiiii steps. It's much faster, Expert: (toy* and the response time Jerry of is quicker." Ben & Jerry's Bucknell U.. Pa., grad Nicole Cobban found a graphic design On Internet Job job with a New York . irehing: trade magazine. "I only got four or mmunicate personal, five good job listings rest things in a virtual after six hours of search- ing, but it was definitely way, Cherry Garcia i» easier dun a traditional trie way to go." search," Cobban says. 16 U. Maga/itu- • March 1996 ME CAN MAKE YOUR STUDENT LOAN DISAPPEAR. It's not magic, it's the Aimy and Army Reserve's Educational Loan Repayment Programs. If not in default, YES, I'd like more information on the ! ARMyiOUCAriONALU)ANRIMMMINTfllOaRAMS federally insured college loans up to $55,000 can completely □ ACTIVE CRESERVE disappear after three years of active Army service. The I HMD TO: Army Opportunities, PO Box 3219 amount and duration of repayment varies for Reservists. I Warminster, PA 18974 Your college experience may allow you to enter the Army I Name. at a higher rank and pay grade. And you may also qualify for J Address I sophisticated skill training City. .Stare. .Zip. For more information, call 1-800-USA-ARMY, Ext. 439, I I Phone. . Birthday . or mail in the coupon today. Circle last year of college completed IKl»J"0S1ZC I 1 t S 4 !MIKJ"0»IZC L AKiXj"SIZC BY TRICIA LAINE THE QUESTION: "SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER YOU GRADUATE?" Funny business In Scan Lee's business, you won't be told 10 • ASM-. I UHl KIOTO*. You've probably been forced to answer the big Q at least a million times fooling around. In fact, being too serious could RAIN FOREil PHOTOS SV since you chose a major. If a non-peer asks you The Question, it's always you in trouble if you're a toy designer. DANIEI GOODTEAt, The '93 graduate of California State I IRIIIIT IAN Pi Hi tPTIONS in a sly, "This better be good" tone. It seems to be the consensus that the Beach, fell into the toy industry when he land< To* insn.siR PHOTOS days of finding a good job — much less a cool job you'll love — are over. sweet internship at Mattel Inc. the summer before . ot KIISI MAI IEL INC. Face it. Since we've been old enough to grasp catch phrases like the job mar- senior year. He was studying industrial design. * ket, economic status and the unemployment line, all we've heard is we're head- covers everything from VCRs to toothbrushes. After graduation, Mattel rchircd him to v ed for doom. We're slackers, remember? Forget the American Dream. We're with the activity toys design group. Generation Hexed. "I don't think I could do anything else, says. "There is constant communication and | Wrong. Cool jobs are out there, and recent grads are landing them. We've around. It's a very fun group atmosphere at M tracked down some 20somethings who are living proof that life after college There's no such thing as a typical work d i doesn't have to mean fetching coffee and sharpening pencils for your boss. Lee. who is involved in everything from bfaini ing toy ideas to meeting with the enginec decide how a toy will actually operate. "Some days, our group will get together ai Some to Venice Beach and spend the whole day i grads coming up with new ideas for toys," Lee says. So what will the toy maker think of next have all won't say — of course. But his favorite proje. the luck far is tome gooey goop called Gak. In case you haven't seen — or touched — • here's Lee's description: "It's a really colorful, very sli oozy stuff that's cold and clammy when you touch Here's a comparison. When you were a kid, did ever have Slime? The green stuff in the plastic trash I It's no coincidence that Mattel nude that, too. "Slime was the 70s and "80s," Lee says. "Gal ■ the '90s. Kids love it, and I'm sure that it's run. lot of carpets." Sense and sensibility The next time you crack open a beer or a bo - Cheerios. chew on this little morsel: People actualb get paid to taste test these products. The pros cal1 themselves "sensory analysts," but to the layman, they're taste testers But don't think it's only about eating and drink ing. This is a huge field that caters to more than jus< the taste buds. "I have a friend who was doing sensory analyv on golf clubs," says Rcnee Thresher, a '92 gradual of Cornell U. who works for General Mills In- "Sensory is used in everything from food to can ink and paper." Sensory, as the pros call it, is becoming an accc sible profession because more companies than e> are using it. Most analysts majored in food scien. chemistry, psychology or biology in college, bi these days even an English major can land a Mil job as an analyst. Thresher says that many compa nies send employees to conferences to learn in tricks of the trade. The secret to achieving the perfect balance ol barley and hops involves a lot of people drinkinu 18 U. JVIagsizine • March 1996 9 the job. At Coors als and rate them on flavor and texture," she says. "Some days, Brewing Company, Sounds like a dream job for cereal lovers, but some- all of the employees times all those flakes can be too much of a good we go to — from secretaries thing. Referring to the cup she spits each bite of to engineers — are cereal into so she doesn't have to swallow. Thresher Playground? 'mmm Venice Beach invited to volunteer says, "The expectorant cup is your friend." as beer tasters. So, and spend the if you can get your Around the world In SO days foot in the door Ecotourism is the new buzz word in the tourism whole day with an entry-level industry. Sophisticated tourists are no longer satis- job, you can proba- fied with a seven-day cruise. They want to live in there coming bly get your hands the rain forest, trek through Tibet on horseback and on a beer. see the flying frogs of Borneo. College students and up with new "We have four recent grads are in front of the pack, leading these different kinds of groups into wild adventures. ideas for [tasting] panels, In the broadest sense of the word, ecotourism involving over 200 means ecologically sound sightseeing. But the toys.* people in the com- purists' goals include preserving the environment, pany," says Jennifer educating the tourist and creating employment SEAN LEE, CALIFORNIA Statham, a sensory opportunities for the local community. STATE U., LONG BEACH, analyst at Coors. "Ecotourism is one of the three largest-growing you cart mi us) In • i '93GRAD Can you believe fields in the world economy," says Jeffrey DeVito, Coon has panelists an English instructor at the U. of California. Berke- •vary fey. **• part d MM tew Mat you kaaa a fraa itsM" — rf who are so sophisticated they can identify 32 differ- ley, and director of Tree Top Explorations. "It's ent attributes in a beer? And before you start think- phenomenally lucrative." ing the panelists are a bunch of drunks, you should Tree Top is a private company that built an obser- know that in each test, they only drink about six vation platform in the rain forest of Costa Rica. Half ounces of beer. Total. of the team who went down to build and run the "What I enjoy about sensory is the connection platform were recent college graduates, DeVito says. back to the consumer," Statham says. "Ultimately Daniel Goodyear, a '94 graduate of Colorado you re doing measurements on what the consumer State I'., spent his first six months after graduation sees and tastes." working for Tree Top. At General Mills, Thresher works in quality con- "It was an ideal situation," Goodyear says. "We trol. Although her job is much like Statham's, lived in a thatch hut right on the ocean. The nearest Thresher does most of the tasting herself. town was a 45-minute walk down a pristine beach." "Most mornings I taste about 30 different cere- Goodyear spent much of his time on top of the 120-foot high platform. He helped lead tours "We lived in through a "ropes course" up to the plat- a thatch hut form, where travelers watched wildlife that right on the never comes down to the ground. ocean. *' "We wanted to educate people on ecology and give them DANIEL GOODYEAR, The next time someone poses The Ques- COLORADO STATE U., an experience with something they'd tion, don't panic. Remember, there are oppor- '94 CHAD tunities from Kalamazoo to Katmandu — you ."•■■ probably never do ■ 'MI A'-' again," DeVito says. may just have to look outside the typical realm Breaking into the of jobs suggested for your field. Get creative, and you could be one of the lucky rats who < ■*■ •, j held as a guide may escapes the corporate treadmill — and be the •^ take some time. Taylor Crawford Bucci, who envy of your class. took time off from graduate school at the Triad I aim traduaied with a degree in English. Contrary to California Institute of the popular brlirf that all literal ant majors will either troth Integral Studies to or tune, the i gainfully employed at on assistant editor — work for Tree Top, and the eats three tauarr meals a day. says your best bet is to get some experience as a naturalist. The Guest National Park Service and the Peace Corps Expert: are great places to Jerry of start. Bucci also sug- gests getting in touch Ben & Jerry's with the Student Con- servation Society in On Unusual Jobs: Charleston. N.H. It "I once had a Job as helps place students in ■ a lab technician in a five- to six-month in- biochemistry lab, ternships. So if you've got where I was smash- green fever and can't ing up frozen rat imagine settling into brains — in the name the nine-to-five life of science of cycle, ecotourism could course." be your answer to The Question. March 1996 • U. Magazine 19 Tit* Ooodi which is odd, since clams don't have ■Y SHAD POWERS The Lock — This is thai rarest hands. Anyway, both The Pebbles A.V.IMANI EDITOR of rare birds — when two hands and The Corpse are to be avoided at hiUSI RATIONS RV MM MI LAAKFR. interlock in a perfectly harmonious all costs. No one likes shaking hands U. OF KANSAS with a dead fish. The sweaty: If OU'VF GOl A FLAWLESS The Monsoon — If your hand 5 V resume. You're dress- is 10 percent salutation and 90 ed to kill. You've percent perspiration, you may be er's left, or the interviewer's right heading for a washout. The only removed all the green and your left, won't fit together. M. stuff from between Here's a helpful rhyme to help you gel it right: "Right hand meets your teeth. You're ready for right, interviewer's delight. Left the interview of a lifetime. union. As snug as two peas in a pea hand meets left, interviewer's One problem — no one holder. Perfect timing, perfect delight." strength of grip and for just the The Bam-Bam — You want ever told you that the most right amount of time. If the planets your handshake 10 be firm, but important part of the inter- are aligned properly and the baro- don't take notes from Bedrock's viewing process is not the metric pressure is accommodating, this idyllic exchange is possible, but references; it's not the witty don't count on it. thing that can cure this ill is confi- ■ DM yo>i cry chrts year mmmm banter; it's not even suck- The "What the...?" — This dence. No, that's an old wives' involves cunning, a business card tale. The actual solution is to get ' DM yea set MM MM* at Mm ing up. It's the handshake. and a little sleight of hand. It should some Bounty paper towels and An interview with a wipe vigorously. I mean, they're poor handshake is as likely super-absorbent, for crying out loud. You can't lose. to succeed as the next Ernest movie. In fact, the resident bad boy. The only reason the Ernest guy Schwarzeneggcrian youngster often Major is on the big screen? A grabbed a grectcr's hand and unwittingly proceeded to crush the solid handshake. fingers and slam the victim back So without further ado, not be tried unless you have visited and forth on the ground. Employ- here's an in-depth analysis a Tibetan master to learn the dexter- ers, on average, don't enjoy this.. ous an of business card trickery, or Be firm, but don't send them to of the handshake. have ai least done a the in-firm-ary. Get it? Firm, few finger exercises. infirm... never mind. The object is to not The Pebble*— This, of course, only give a solid would be the opposite of the Bam- handshake, but at Bam. It's a very weak, limp-wristed the same time, give the prospective employer your busi- ness card. If done properly, the victim of yout deception should say. "What the...? Hey! That's pretty neat." Warn- ing: This may be Guest Expert: followed by a friend- attempt thai is often confused with Jerry of ly punch on the The Corpse. shoulder. The Corpse — If you've ever Ben & Jerry's shaken hands with someone who is clinically dead, you know what this On Handshakes: The Stumble one entails. This shake is often "When I shake some- bum — This usu- described as cold and clammy. body's hand, the first ally results from a thing I think of is lack of preplanning whether or not they'd or just the embar- rassing absence of make a good scooper. hand-eye coordina- If I get a good, firm tion. It occurs handshake, I think, "That when you approach person oughta have a the shake with the scoop in his hands." wrong hand. For example, your right and the interview- 20 U. Maga/inc • March 1996 Funny page fans frustrated by another farewell — that's the image that often sticks in the minds of in its 15th week atop The New York Times best sell- Calvin and Hobbes buffs. er list and No. I on the Chronicle of Higher EJuca- ASSISTANT EDITOR Hoboes has exploded past frosted Flakes' Tony lion < list of hot books on campus. and Winnie the Pooh's Tigger as America's favorite And, of course, what campus is complete without striped feline. He may even be more popular than IT'S LIKE A SNOWMAN WITH A HEAD. the unauthorized Calvin and Hobbes beer-drinking the boy that begat him. T-shirts? You know, the ones with the catchy slo- It's like having rules for Calvinball. "Even though he's a figment of Calvin's imagi- gans: "Friends don't let friends beer goggle." Phrases It's like eating your greens and nation, I like Hobbes the best," U. of Illinois junior so clever, it's as if Watterson penned them himself. Mike Cetera says. "He's the smart one. He's always The puckish pair have reared their oversized heads "There's a being nice to the babysitter. It's just telling Calvin. 'Don't do that.' Wr could all use in other genres, too. The evil doctor on TVs Mebose plain unthinkable. Bill Watterson, someone like that." Place (the one who discriminated against Mart's sexu- little the creator of the beloved comic strip Hobbes is also Coder's favorite. She may be con- ality and subsequently got sued, but only after Mart's sidered an expert in some circles, since she says she new friend told him to... oh yeah, the story, oops) is Calvin in tandem Calvin and Hobbes, pulled the talks to her stuffed animals. Don't worry — they named Dr. Calvin Hobbs. » pen on the cartoon on Dec. 31. don't talk back. "Hobbes has got such a marter-of-fact At Bucknell U.. Penn- a group of students dedi- all of us. view of life. He always brings CCalvin back to reality." cated to finding ways to have fun while staying The untimely departure has left sober came up with an interesting moniker. Their D<>i u. JOHNSON, SENIOR, Say it ain't so goal: creating a lively, valuable, ingenious new habi- many college students befuddled. Lost U. OF NEW MEXICO ••mils, they're forced to read second-rate "I believe I've done what I can do within the tat of being at Bucknell and enjoying sobriety. Take constraints of daily deadlines and small panels," out the ats and ands. and you've got the easy-to-say comics, sixth-rate student cartoons or Watterson said in a letter explaining his decision to acronym C.A.I..V.I.N. and H.O.B.B.E.S. even worse — the news. retire the strip. "I am eager to work at a more And Calvin and Hobbes are alive and kicking on thoughtful pace, with fewer artistic compromises. the 'net. There arc hundreds of home pages dedicated For 10 years, the strip chronicled the With these words, two-time cartoonist of the to the troublesome twosome, including sites from frustrations of a kid struggling to make it year Watterson. like a frustrated parent, put a stop France, t^ermany, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Korea in a grown-up world. Hey, wait a to all the snowball-throwing, bath-avoiding, home- and even a distant place known onfy as ( an.ul.i work-procrastinating and general Calvin-ness thai As we wish Calvin and Hobbes a fond farewell, minute. We're kids struggling to make it had become a part of our daily routines. we must focus on getting on with our lives. Follow in a grown-up worid. We're like 20some- "I'm disappointed, bui I think it's pretty the lead of New Mexico's admirable of him." Cetera says. "I agree thai he had Johnson, who seems to be thing Calvins. Whoa, no wonder it an opportunity to do this, and now he wants more finding a way to fill the void. appeals to our generation so much. space and time to make a more complete story and "The Far Side's gone. try some different things." Now Calvin and Hobbes is Calvin, take me away Watterson says he doesn't know what he'll do gone. There's nothing left... More often than noi. ii was a pair of collcge- next, but rumors are flying about more books and 'cent Dilhert." •iK«l eyes thai took in the strip and followed Calvin maybe even a movie. Jnd his imagination on journeys in and out of this Shad I'owen enjop (ah in and universe. What is it about this 6-year-old that Standout Comic Hobbet. but he wnhn people jppeals to 20 year-olds' The C & H phenomenon h wouldn i overlook Mar- "College is a transition period between child- reached epic proportions for a comic maduke He i luch a btg hood and adulthood." Colorado State U. senior strip. Almost 2,400 newspapers doe. and he i Amy ('alder says. "Calvin and Hobbes gives us internationally carried the atwmyi tn tniuuragemcnt to hold onto our childhood." cartoon, and more than the way. It only takes four panels for the hectic, mile-a- 23 million copies of minute lifestyle of term papers, interviews and finals books based on the boy 10 be reduced to a leisurely walk down memory lane. and tiger arc in print. "It's an escape into the past." U. of Virginia Each of the 13 col- sophomore Robin I'mnel says. "We're faced with so lections sold more Guest Expert: many different things every day. It helps you forget than I million copies Jerry of about the real world and scary things like that. in its first year. < jlvin can always brighten your day, no matter how At production Ben & Jerry's bad it's going." time, The I~he diversity of the humor plays a large role in Calvin and On Calvin's the cartoon's appeal among students. The strip fea- Hobtei Tenth Favorite Flavor: Anniversary tures pratfalls — like Hobbes' pouncings or snow- "Chubby Hubby. It's ball facials — for slapstick aficionados, and wry wit Book was to appeal to even the sharpest senses of humor. chocolate-covered, "It's a smart cartoon," U. of New Mexico senior peanut butter-filled pret- Doug Johnson says. "It's not like Prince Valiant or zel in a vanilla malt ice something — we can relate to it. There's a little cream with peanut butter < jlvin in all of us." and chocolate fudge That internal Calvin is what makes college stu- dents engage in a good, old-fashioned snowball fight swirl. I think of Calvin as or question authority until they get a good answer. the kid who breaks all the But with every Calvin one must have a Hobbes to rules, and that combina- help say out of trouble, groundings and detentions. tion of chunks, swirls and stuff Inside other stuff Earning his stripes A twisted conglomeration of tiger and boy strikes me as Calvin." rolling outside the front door every day after school l-uviN AND Hows IIUMN Tm (Urn*, am Hi—i* nrtm.UmIUliirtOOK •> Bin Wai-iiasoN. i nmwMl l9 Trie Vi EMI 10. Flying Saucer Attack, Own* Drag City ***'/5 Chart based loldy on college radio air play Comribul nd radio station.: ACRN. Ohio U.; KIHK. V. of KJ, SafA* This NYC crew KTRU. Rice V.. Teas: KTUH. U. of Hawaii: KUOM **** approaches hip-hop of Minnesota: KWVA. U. of Oregon; wi'KS Hmtmm-HTHo Mi.hit.an. Ann Arbor; WICB. Ithaca Culler.. ' Tliey've lust got one of By blindsiding col- from the refreshing per- MtlDB. Southern Illinois L'.: WXJM. James M Va . WRAS. (Georgia Stale U and WUVT. Virginia I .VMl lege radio in 1994 with spective of song writing, which sounds simple their startling debut enough but is tougher than you think. The three album Manos, the criminals involved (Huey. Fast and Steve) share a Spinancs — guitarist/vocalist Rebecca Gates and rap sheet that includes both techno and production drummer Scott Plouf — showed that new, exciting experience as well as the ability to pick up and play VIBRANCE • •fowl music can still sneak through the post-Nirvana the instruments they're sampling. Sam DsStotano, HFTs t alternative marketing machine. FLC arc at their best when they calm down and ORGANIC CARE andguttahat Rebecca Gates plays guitar like it's a natural roll with a groove like "King of New York." a But atoca HFT la produc- extension of her heart, flailing from hyper chording bizarre jailbrcak narrative with an old Marvin Gaye ing Ha own stuff and not to delicate melodies like so many mood swings. Her piano riff holding it all together. The harder stuff "Stan Today" (with Geddy Lee sound-aliki aantog to be part of the lyrics do much the same, and when she murmurs isn't much different from the slew of funk-punk-rap lo on vocals) can rekindle some of Rus! something like, "There's nothing so pathetic as the acts that followed in the wake of the Chili Peppers spark. Lifcson also gets points for wtim Way 1 blow a punch line," you just want to hug her, and the Beasties. (Flxcept that FLC is a lot funnier songs like "At The End" and putting Pi or shake her hand, or tomething. This isn't easy-lis- — check out the loopy "Scooby Snacks.") Claypool on bass for one track. tening music, and some tracks won't sink in for FLC come across with all the cranked-up weeks, but Strand rewards each repeat visit. bravado of veteran con men. Vocalist Huey Combustible wouldn't last long against more talented MC.s, but Edli Vangelia he sounds like he couldn't care less, and that s half the trick, isn't it? Self-produced and self-assured, S«* I'f the band ianl aM hart core Altimn. (.ome Find Yourself suggests FLC have the skills to ***'/ They're punk — on the pay the bills. **** For a lot of people, rocka«m»aapujanof|az2 the 15 minutes of fame and a country twtoL If you've ever spent Victor quality time in the Motor afforded last season's lounge music revival fad "ambient" rooms of Alia miu was about 14 minutes too long. Wuli raves and techno clubs, **'/? you probably have "Cocktail Nation" bands tried to disi vague, fu«y memories of Vangclis' music. NX'orld- MUSK hipstcts will selves from the trend. Combustible I d renowned for his work on film soundtracks l(.harl- swear up and down that lound salvation at the bottom of that hi ots of hire. Blade Runner!. Vangclis also composes they've listened to noth- And so they've set about perfecting I" ' I as a tight band for television, theater and ballet. In his native ing but Velvet Under- ing for the '90s. i thought-provoking Furope. he's considered something of a luminary — ground since the)* wete. They're good at what they do. and what they do, you'll dig Schizoplwnn I • liMI right up there with Bono and (iod. like. 4. But dig into any college radio DJ's closet That Denver band had to Many of the composition] on Voices originate and you're bound to find a lew skeletons — and tiated, Com Fid play elevator Mu/ak from Vangclis' Blade Runner sessions in 1**82. It several old Rush albums with a Tiki twist, or whatever. It I all ai doesn't matter — he could have written these Victor, the fitst solo project from Rush guitarist ic and ultimately disposable. A tracks in 1970 on a Moog svmhe-si/cr and they'd Alex Lifcson. is unfortunately filled with the sort of your Pearl Jam albums, though. still sound fantastic, for those familiar with Blade ovctptoduced guitar histrionics that sent those Rush Runner, you know what I'm talking about — if albums into the closet in the first place. Lifcson is a It's all music all the lime on l/.'s the future has a soundtrack. Vangclis has already remarkable guiianst. but restraint has never been his http://wwwumaqazine.eom/i. written it. strong suit. If you can get past that, tracks like 1 Jolana tvaurrtjngty Descriptive worts sinca ktoisrto through "Shotgun rv Our Picks Hmllm MmlfAerm Sting, Billy Joel or the Fat Boys Logan's Presidents of t» United State Artfenf voice rotts over a background ot simple ca'sMtson-ltamtaaSkMoin i CaH It country with an alternative beats and chord structures, and with Mix, Vol. 1 twist, to* with edge or (tootle sans any success, the songs from Mood EAt- m»*<»ay're actual hype. Jotom'a like all your favorite Bmohmtofm »for may be piped into elevators every- Roadrumor OukHto sounds smashed into one band, and where — every artist's dream. Raw, heavy and loud. «■ mat's- HaKAcnpnnmtrnk point — yon thm Qmlmxy Various* *\rtlBt«t stioMfhjvwtodh»totontheoi: P* don't have to be a hick to like twang, TVWart«K« wmm la^ftanlJngpoalJr^tlismes «•■ TMagoaa and you don't have to smoke pot to l>ut the addtUon of native Bra r •« appreciate a good funk. out to aN you rs Mate Meon See you've r InrtrunatfriattonamMtrader s«S> lounge lovara: Put this compMation to the heart Mm before. SSj nwsttosWs ooVtojjpalPipmvasvsoH"' » atord. .*■"« hto-o-mator tost and watch the nesote Uquor Cablnat attsmpts to pay homage to grast rnusi- surge pad 10. In ttst true sfilrtt of the ctons, rwarM.rca.coBactnnot songs t (CrI - t!| genre, grab a martini and slide right Into byartfatotrytogtocorjylf'Wssound. Sal groove of this kisb iimentel Journey Liston up lyric fans. The WWi bands ska 17, Statarsuckars and Gas Uch mo**.-*.**»*■ B*JJ m through spaoa-age pop. A string of u mdtar, toe sound ■ tor from S» I amITHcmmTlmmmUcliv-: -»" or a skinny He can't hurt aether. of wa of Natoon. Check out Ta x 22 U. Magazine • March 1996 Mor^jti I rrrk »Wr Hnlhrr, In sort or a Xfelrote Place meets three's Not since Passenger Saver T ( Pinfiiny episode, an 5 has there been a movie Young ice-piekless Sharon like this. Someone hiLaclcs Stone is a mistress who a plane. Che usual hijack teams up with a wife to kill the husband. Cha// lujink-s ensue, until a special band ol commandos, using This it a light hearted Palminteri (Jade). "I hey think he's dead, but he's an experimental aircraft, boards the plane and tries to tat* ot a frenetic young bey not. Since he's alive, he decides to wage a reign of save Washington. D.C., from certain doom. What's who doesn't ftt in wtM Me BY SHAD POWERS terror on the two feisty females who did him wrong. spa ial about these commandos Is their striking similar- normal crowd. H*'s more The climactic scene does not take place at Shooters ities to Kurt Russell. Halle Berry and Steven Seagal. Interested in beakers, Bun- or the Regal Beagle. sen burners and surftdes J ' HE 68TH ACADEMY AWARDS ind \\\ oirie comic books celebration is slated for March in San Francisco Ma 25. That means this month's A phone sex opera thinn movies will probably get lost in tor, Theresa Randle I mention he Nkes to create (Hntrly Hill, (of 3), If a movie has San- the shuflfle and be long forgot- dreams ol becoming a dra Bullock. Laurence when the 1997 awards come movie star. Will the Fishburne. )ohn Turturro. Sally Field and Michael Ma tarns* and MM* - Hollywood community hang up on her or he static J. Fox in it, you cjn bet on one thing - they'll all ■mid. But if you're looking for a free? Director Spike I tc enlisted the help ol be doing dt»g voices. In some or'the worst parenting prise winner this year, I've got two Madonna. Halle Berry (ll'r Himiloneil and super- since Home Alone, the umc (amilv that left its dogs model Naomi ( jmpbell to do cameos. Sounds like- in the wild last year loses them again, this time in It's a dark, dark Corne- >rds for you — Elizabeth Berkley. he did the right thing. the mean streets of San Francisco. TWO ll. Much The Sun fmmdnmnr /V»m TnSm i'ui*>r- r» bug-eyed Hugh 0 Conor Note to all OK. a psychiatrist A bunch of students punjrc the Intf n Vw story, women about to walks into a subma- (Tom Hawaii are down ■mien la baaed on Me real- gri married in rine. Start ol a bad on themselves. I'ntil a lite antics ol Graham movies: Do noi joke? Well. yes. but teat her that cares (Malic Young The true hero of Me introduce your it's also Kclsev Gramme! (TV's I'raiirr) n hi Berry) comes to town and shows them that thev can future husband to movie debut, at the helm ol a sinking ship become diKtors. or lawyers, or maybe even a team Benjamin Ross He simply your gorgeous lif- This meatball sub is sure to gel into some hot that builds a solar powered car and competes against leys WTM our emotions, aa ter until after the water, unless lirst playmate I iiinn Holly not only preppy kids that dissect them earlier but happy music and an upbeat wedding. Melanic (Dumb .mil humhrr) can help everyone get in high-budget corporation cars in an adventure tilled attitude surround Young's Griffith is the tlie swim ol things. race across Australia, or teachers, or accountants. repeated murders In a ftaso dreamy-eyed flctfonesoue. comedic took future wife. Anto- Up Close ind and at coM Hooded kitting. nio Kandcras is and It doesn't have any her flip-flopping major start — no Arnold In l'>Vi. things WITCH t that grr.it linn svere no fax beau and Daryl Schwarzenegger, Harrison machines or ciMnpuicrv All thev had was Atari -'Nil Oh Hannah is the sul- Ford or Paoty Shore, it This just in. Bon- yrah. and the Spanish Civil VX'ar WJA in Hill effect Ian trv sister. Did I tookt like it was shot with i.llice beauty Michelle Man iHuckbntt) Waves comfy I mrpiitil .IJHI gets caught up mention Bandc-ras a home video camera. And I'teil'lcr will play an in the fi^it agjniM fasciMii. Me is at war with the enemy tc nds to be twins just to add a little spice to you'll sound pretty cool ft .in, hurwoman molded into a super journalist by and his own nu\uonv I1i.it s a kit to handle. already hot brew? you're overheard tasking hard-nosed boss Robert Rcdlord I In IWO will about N in a coffeehouse reportcdl) tall in lose, but it is unconfirmed Pssst' Have you heard7 Us web site now has movie In other words, It's aura to whether that will cause j furs working environ- news and gossip hrtp //www umagazine.com Birdcage be a cult classic ment, film at 11. Billed as a contcm- '"'ary American vcr- -ii.n of la Cage Aux I "/In. which is French • "r "really funny movie." Robin Williams and newcomer Nathan Lane are a gay couple who '■use a straight son. and one of them occasionally "is to dress like a woman lo dupe their MMt'l ■ mure in-laws. Surprise! Williams is the one who doesn't dress in drag. ■f Lucy Fell /'iW» 1'i.iuif I uiille bawls. 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Magazine ume Help You want something with bite, something becomes a 4.0 (IPA and a ( <-iui.il State U. becomes BY OLENN MCDONALD that'll grab vour prospective employer by the collar a Harvard U. III I'M K*l Ills. HI and throw her (or him) against the wall and slap The most telling part of your resume is your MA II HAWKINS. KANSAS S IS 11 V. him (or her) across tin jowls and gouge her (or his) employment history. Nothing can ensure a position eyes out with an index (or pinkie) finger and — like relevant on-the-job experience. Of course, it well, you get the point. doesn't hurt to include a promise, in writing, that LOTS OF PEOPLE WILL C;IVI YOl ('onsider something more assertive, like To the employer's family will not be harmed so long as advice on how to build a good secure a top management position with which to rain you get the job. authority and pouvr upon those beneath me. Or. To Now, a lot of career counselors will tell you that resumef, with all manner of use- rock you like a hurricane. this is the time to stretch the truth a little. Previous less jabbering about easy-to-rcad Next comes your education record. It's common work as a receptionist becomes previous work as an layouts and economy of lan- practice to bump everything up a notch in this sec- editorial assistant. Cleanup crew at Bulky Burger tion. Hence* a minor becomes a major, a bachelor's becomes sanitation expediter — supervisory capacity. guage. But only your friends at U. degree becomes a master's degree, a 2.5 (iPA Kmploycrs can see right through all this. Magazine can give you the Try this approach instead: r.mployment History real lowdown. The perfect Sept.. I'JWi - present: short-order resume" is an elegant cook. Mr. Konr's Dogs 'It'(Is. sculpture of misdirections, #g£> ~ Yeah, that s right. Short-order P* cook. You got a problem with that? half-truths and outright Well, maybe you can get off your little lies. One of those nice ui«gu desk-sitting, report-Jiling. memo-typ- ing, lily-white ass and bite me. You 've light-gray marbled paper probably neirr done an Itonest day of stocks helps, too. -gas's? work in your life'. And by the way, I'm taking your daughter out Satur- The first thing on your resume day night. Oh, yeeeaaahhh... I'm should be. of course, your name. your worst friggin ' nightmare' The key here is pulling a lot ol I his type of assertive honesty stuff before and after voiu name, will mark you as a can do person to along wilh some flourishes in JoublU any prospective employer. between. For example, take the finally, you should include a rake rather pedestrian-sounding John section for honors and awards. Smith. With a little reworking, I Ins is a good chance to freestyle. Want a suit-tin cure for this becomei Dr. /onathan A Employee ol the Month, May OS? Drink your arena* Me*. Smith II Or even Sir Jonathan 1992. Academy Award. Best Thati the advice ol a Jertco Anhibald Smith*. M.B.E. Or aOfffir Director, 1979, Archbishop, I Ins Kings, Mo., man who says not mavbe even //'*■ Honorable Prime son ol thing »ly wMI Vitamin C and clean Minuter Sir /onathan Archibald With a resume of ihis caliber in »mg ward off the disease, but Smith/. M.B.I-:.. Ph.D.. AT&T. SlvOPD OSC/tf hand, you should be employed in mat he actually cured himeetf I s.l 91! no lime Happv bunting! it AIOS by following hrs own Sometimes, an Objective is «*tfvtce. i IK I lull.I ai die top of a resume — Sir Ohm Bnminm M.lhmaU ill />-/ Dr Wtmarn Lamb holds no something like lo secure an I' i fmtnrr Mwii Wrap editor, it now a medical deo/ee but does have a upwardly mobile position in a ire- frtr lame writer in \iu I MM />. «. and l*e doctorate in pfachcal and voca- ative environment which beit uti- woo*! 9dm J^S^mmmm li./t'i- iltai MM l"n muth He unit' Helper tion technical education from U. lizes my interperyon.il .kills and I ouid he lutitirtiow lo your l*eallh ol Missouri, Columbia. He is resourceful blah-blah-blah. Yawn. author of the boo* How I Cmd MyfHotAMK if Mi<;'1111.< • i Lamb, who has never tasted positive lor AIDS or the HIV THE iyiN6 WAT £XCiT£(, ME THE LEADING M/NP5 OF HEtE CorAE5 virus, claims he contracted the MOST ABOUT COLLECtE. \S MV HISTnZY dtsoaec from hydrocarbons THE WORtD ARE AT M/ floating in the air at an auto WE. "PROFESSORS. VISVOSAL. I CAN TALK •PR0FES50RM)W! PROFE550R. HOMESJ o plant he was working in EACE To FACE WITH E-MAIL rAc. "I don't have a medical THEfA AND VEEPL.Y doctor with a test that proves BENEFIT Ff?0M THEIR I ve had AJOS. That's why I've KN0Wf,ET*=,E .' had such a hard time having anyone listen to me," Lamb - ^ says. -I know the solution to this problem.' has ever bean ■■anona wlfi is oepreeaion, for which he is cur March 1996 - U. 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