VOL. XXVIII, No 33 HOMEWOOD, BALTIMORE, MD., FEBRUARY 15, 1924 PRICE 5 CENTS

MUSICAL CLUB PUTS TICK- HOUSE WARMING TO RE- BOWERY BALL PROMISES HOME OF TUDOR-STUART HOPKINS - FIFTH REGIMENT ETS ON SALE FOR ANNU- PLACE ANNUAL ALUMNI SUCCESS. MANY ALUMNI CLUB NEARING COM- MEET DRAWING BIG AL HOME CONCERT BANQUET TO BE PRESENT PLETION ENTRIES Concert on Feb. 21 at Md. Casualty Reorganization of Present Alumni As- Committee Considering Raising the Furniture Patterned After Tudor-Stu- Medley Race to Be Interesting Event. Club House Expected to Excell sociation Planned. New Officers Ticket Limit from 75 to 85 art Period. Club's Room a Gift Trophies Announced by Sev- Last Year's. Formal Dance Follows Likely to Be Announced The Bowery Ball is going to be of Mrs. Robert Brewster eral Organizations Tickets have been placed on To take the place of the Annual good. Not to exaggerate, it will be Located on the third floor in the Preparations for the big annual Alumni Banquet, sale for the Annual Home Concert which is held on better than that. No social affair southeast corner of Gilman Hall indoor games and athletic meet at of the Musical Club, which will be the evening of Commemoration the at Hopkins in the mind and mem- there is a room which is rapidly Fifth Regiment Armory are go- presented at the Maryland Cas- Day, February 22, there will be a ory of the oldest grad or the young- ing ahead with plenty of assuming an appearance of dignity enthusi- ualty Club House on the evening good old-time House Warming est freshman has ever had its full asm. Entry blanks were mailed and beauty. In strange contrast of February 21. Last year the tra- held at the Memorial Dormitory. limit of tickets sold over a week out some time ago to several hun- to the long corridors echoing with dition of holding the home con- Since the days of Volstead these in advance of the date of the af- dred schools and colleges and the voices cert on the evening preceding the famous banquets of the Johns fair. This is the true status of the and the trampling of feet, returns are coming in at a rapid Commemoration Day was started Hopkins Alumni have been grow- situation confronting the Bowery this favored room, though at pres- rate. ing less interesting each succes- and is continued again this year. Ball Committee at present. Chair- ent strewn with the rubbish of la- Some of the best known teams Concert Begins Festivities sive year and fewer alumni have man Gump and his assistants, Ur- bor, already possesses a sort of in eastern intercollegiate circles The Musical Club Concert been attending. ner, are expected Willison and Wales, are com- sedate peace. -With its great oak and many have noti- starts what may be called "the The officers of the Alumni As- pelled fied to turn down men who want panelled walls, its brown cur- the athletic office that teams mid-winter frolic." The concert sociation have sought a remedy to and attend the Ball. The committee tains, draping three windows gen- individuals will be entered. will be held on Thursday night, for this gradual falling off of at- is seriously considering raising the erous with their light, this future Robertson to Referee the Commemoration Day exer- tendance and have substituted the ticket limit from 75 to 85, although home of the Tudor-Stuart Club is The latest announcement of ito cises on Friday, the Alumni House Warming. Invitations this is inadvisable, due to lack of already pervaded with an atrnoc..-- portance is the acceptance of Law- Housewarming on Friday, the have been sent out to 2,407 grad- floor space in the hall. phere suggestive of learned asso- son Robertson, coach of track "Bowery Ball" of the Junior class uates, asking them to attend the at Very unique favors have been ciations. the University of Pennsylvania on Friday evening, and the An- meeting and maintain their old in- and procured for the affair. After The furnishings' of the room are coach of the American nual Hopkins-Fifth Regiment In- terest in the University. The en- Olympic some considerable discussion the in harmony with the Tudor-Stu- team to be referee door Games on Saturday. A plan tire Alumni have been invited, of the meet. choice was made and it is expected art period; Extending along the Mayor Howard for further mid-year social activity while formerly those present were Jackson of Balti- that the favors will arouse a great entire eastern side of the room more will to be held over a week-end was only the members of the Alumni be honorary referee, it deal of admiration and approval. is a sill under which are two ra- was formulated by the Junior Class Association. Plans will probably announced. Chairman Gump has desired to diators cleverly hidden by artistic but was abandoned at the sugges- be announced regarding the new Included in the events is the have it clear that all persons at- latticework. The furniture which tion of the Student Council so as organization of the Alumni Asso- medley relay between Hopkins, tending the Ball must come attired has recently arrived is of walnut, not to interfere in any way with ciation. University of Pennsylvania, Navy, in the spirit of the occasion. Ques- and consists of eight -Windsor June -Week activity. Contrary to the custom of for- University of Pittsburg, Boston tion has arisen as to what the girls chairs, four cushioned chairs, two Attractive Program Planned mer years, long speeches will not College and Georgetown Univer- may wear. The committee suggests round tables, one long table, the Many "collegiate" numbers be in order. There will be short sity. The Georgetown team has that plaid or calico dresses, legs of which are fantastically dec- will adorn the program. The addresses by President Goodnow, blue two good quartets, and it is ex- sweaters, tams, noisy hosiery and orated, and several table lamps numbers of the Glee Club will be Dr. Weed, the new Dean of the pected that they will bring their any kind of shoes will be in with dark green shades. The classical while the Banjo Club Medical School, and Mr. George order. best team and the team used at Men will come in knickers, sweat- western or inner wall of the room will play a combination of favor- Knapp, retiring President of the the in New York ers, shoes, vests, derbies, caps is taken up by huge book cases ite and popular selections. The present Alumni Association. The and on January 30 when Hopkins lost checked socks. The least extending from floor to ceiling. A Blue Jay Six can be relied upon new officers for the year of 1924- sugges- to them and to Boston College. tion of formal dress will beautiful fireplace of Italian mar- to furnish an excellent number. 1925, who have been elected by be suffi- The first team is made up of Dow- cient to give the ble is located in the southwest Solo numbers will also be given a mail, will be announced at this official bouncers ding in the 220, Ascher doing the exercise. corner. The room, though but a place on the program—a piano meeting. Musical numbers will 440 dash, Marsters in the 880 and rough sample of what it will be, solo, violin, banjo, xylophone and be rendered by the Johns Hop- Sullivan the mile man. FRESHMAN has already attained a certain saxophone solos. The Quartette kins Musical Club. The food for SMOKER TO Navy expects to have entries in TAKE PLACE TONIGHT quality of beauty. is expected to have several pieces the House "Warming will be sup- every event in the Hopkins games. AT SOUTHERN This delightful room has been ready for presentation. plied by the kitchens of the Dor- First Attempt of Freshmen to Hold made possible through the gen- Penn State Sends Stars Last year's concert attracted mitory. Social Function erous donation of Mrs. Robert Pennsylvania State College's much attention in musical circles The two primary purposes of All of those members of the Brewster of New York City, one crack two-mile relay team, holder of Baltimore because of its excel- the House Warming will be to Class of '27 who survived their ini- of the original honorary members of the world record for that dis- lence. This year's concert is ex- put on a drive for new members tial examinations will have ample of the Tudor-Stuart Club. tance, has been invited. This track pected to be even better. The for the Association and to give opportunity for celebration when bunch is made up of Helfrich, na- most prominent people of Balti- the Alumni an opportunity to in- the class smoker is held this even- SCHOOL tional half-mile champion; Enck, ; more have been requested to be spect the Memorial Dormitory ing. The Southern Hotel is to be OF HYGIENE HEARS national collegiate champion in the patronesses and the majority of which they officially presented to the scene of the festivities. PUBLIC HEALTH TALK mile; Carter and Egerton, both those asked have accepted. Many the University last June. The smoker will be the first at- Dr. Hastings, of Toronto, Lectures on the Economic speedy trackmen. Navy's two- critics pronounced last year's con- tempt of the Freshmen to sponsor Aspect of Public Health mile quartet includes Newhall, cert on a par with Dartmouth's DORMITORY DENIZENS WILL harmony among the members of One of the foremost authorities Tammany, Shephard and Carpen- Concert, given in Baltimore last HOLD ELECTIONS the class through the medium of a on public health in Canada was ter. Carpenter captured the 600- December: Dartmouth's club last Mass-meeting Monday Night, February social activity, and the committee heard at Johns Hopkins when Dr. yard novice race last year. year won the Intercollegiate Mu- 18. Novelty Acts and Musical has spared no effort to make the Charles J. Hastings, of the Depart- Prep schools and high schools sical Title. Numbers on Program affair a memorable event. A pro- ment of Public Health, Toronto, have made big demands on the en- Dance An Added Feature The men of the Alumni Memor- gram that ranges from musical ren- Ontario, spoke at the School of try blank supply. Fork Union and Following the Concert a dance ial Dormitory will hold the first dition of varied sorts to speeches Hygiene and Public Health Mon- Lawrenceville are two prominent will be held in the Ballroom. The mass-meeting of the year on Mon- by eloquent members of the class day, February 11. The address preps. An attempt is being made dance is an added _ feature of at- day night, February 18, immediate- promises to give the participants a was one of a series in a lectureship to put these two schools in a relay traction and is comparable to a ly after dinner. The purpose of real treat. customary established by Count De Lamar in together. Fifteen colleges have en- cotillon. It is for the the meeting is to gather all the men Tom Landy, coach of the Fresh- after their the interests of hygiene, which are tered in relay races but have not Club to give a dance together for the February elections man football team, and the entire concerts given throughout each scholastic been matched. to the House Committee. Further Freshman team will be guests of An elaborate system of adver- year at Hopkins. Additional color has been given interest will be added to the meet- honor. Class numerals will be pre- tising the concert has been put Dr. Hastings spoke on a subject the meet by inviting the best dis- ing by several novelty acts and sented to the football men by Pres- into effect. Four hundred of the of general, as well as technical, in- tance men in the country to com- musical numbers. ident Niner. Schwinn, chairman of standard black and blue posters terest—"The Economic Aspect of pete with Booth in the 5,000 meter According to the constitution the Committee on Arrangements, of the Club advertising "a real col- Public Health." He declared that event. A sprint race has been ar- drawn up for the government of will preside as toastmaster. lege party" have been placed the field of public health was one ranged for all girl athletes of A. A. the Dormitory by the House Com- The program will be concluded around the city, while in many which would, by its extension, pro- U. standing. Invitations have been mittee, the elections for the mem- with a fitting memorial in commem- prominent places pictures of the vide a definite economic saving to extended to all Y. M. H. A. ath- bers of the governing body, the oration of those late members of Club have been posted. Articles the country, as well as adding letes to compete in a relay between House Committee, are held twice the class who are no longer on the are appearing in the daily papers physical betterment of the race as representative teams from New a year. Men are elected to the rolls of the University. as a result of the work of the Pub- a whole. The conservation of hu- York, Philadelphia, Washington, committee for a term of one year licity Board. man life, he declared, was of the Norfolk and Newport News. from the time they are chosen. Tickets at Albaugh's NOTICES utmost importance, probably higher Many Schools Represented Non-athletic cards may be re- The committee, which consists Meeting entire staff of than any other single factor in eco- Included in the schools which deemed any noon at the Barn for of seven men, is made up as fol- News-Letter, today, 12.20. nomics, and one in which further have written for information and a ticket which in turn is ex- lows: three men are elected in Oc- research by economists might well blanks and who, it is thought, will changed at Albaugh's for a re- tober within ten days after the first Non-athletic tickets may be be given. be here, are: West Virginia, La- served seat. Extra tickets may be day of classes; three men are elect- redeemed for Musical Club concert ticket at the Dr. Hastings presented some in- fayette, New York University, either purchased at the Barn or ed in February, ten days after the Barn at noon. teresting and authoritative data on Massachusetts Tech, Alfred Uni- direct at Albaugh's Ticket Office. Continued on page 4, col. 3 Continued on page 4, col. 3. Continued on page 2, col. 4 2 THE JOHNS HOPKINS NEWS - LETTER, FEBRUARY 15, 1924 yard dash will be added to the Re- COLLEGIATE BOARD REIN- CI Mid-Winter lay Carnival this year. Eric Lid- STATES TEN MEN The Johns Hopkins News-Letter dell of Edinburgh University, Out of the twenty-eignt stu- Scotland, British 100 and 220 yard FOUNDED 1897 dents that failed at the Johns Hop- champion, will compete at the kins University ten have been re- SPORTING Penn Relays. Liddell has run academic col- Subscription $2.00 these events in 9 7-10 and 21 3-5 instated. In the UNK seconds respectively. Clarke and lege eight men were fortunate Entered as second-class matter December 3, 1909, at the Postoffice at B Liddell ought to stage a great duel enough to be taken back, whereas Baltimore, Md., under Act of Congress, November 3, 1879. in these events at the Relays. only two engineers were permit- ted to re-enter. By reason of the Published semi-weekly from October to June by the students of Johns Hopkins swimmers succeeded HOPKINS-FIFTH REGIMENT MEET reinstatements the total number Hopkins University. in breaking two Black and Blue DRAWING BIG ENTRIES of flunks has dropped to eighteen, records and tying one when they BUSINESS MAN- Continued from page 1 ten from the academic and eight Business communications should be addressed to the trimmed Catholic University last AGER, JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY; all articles and other communications versity, William and Mary, Rich- from the engineering schools. It should be sent to the MANAGING EDITOR. Saturday night to the tune of 56 mond College, who is sending is estimated that those who com- to 15. The 160 yard relay team Tharpe, a half-miler, and Prince- pletely failed comprise 2/12% of Homewood 100 composed of Bahlke, Captain Telephone ton. the student body. Dunning, Lord, and Welsh clip- ped 1 1-5 seconds off the former Five teams are listed in the mile Editor-in-Chief Business Manager record when they relay. Lafayette, Maryland, New JOSEPH LEOPOLD, '24 PHILIP W. HOWARD, '25 covered the dis- tance in 1 :21 3-5. Bahlke swam York University, Navy and Rich- Managing Editor Advertising Manager the 220 in 2:41 1-5, 1-5 of a sec- mond each having runners await- WILLIAM G. DEAN, JR., '24 A. J. MoKAY, '26 ond faster than the former record ing the pistol. Lafayette has two Assistant Managing Editor stars in Mallich and McDonald, the Manager held by Peirce Coady. Bob Welsh T. REESE MARSH, '24 Circulation latter titleholder in the Middle JOHN C. LEWIS, JR., '24 swam the 40 in 19 3-5 seconds, Associate Editors equaling the former record held States quarter-mile. The Middies RICHARD C. TILGHMAN, '25 Assistant Business Managers Tobleman, JOHN W. PARSONS, '25 by "Davy" Rowland. will have Hammond, BENJAMIN T. ROME, '25 D. MILES MARRIAN,'25 Foss and Shephard in this event. CHARLES G. HUTZLER, '24 * * . G. DONALD GIESKE,'25 Trophies will be awarded by sev- JOHN T. DIXON, '24 Cornell has taken the lead in Junior Editors eral organizations, including frater- ARTHUR L. NELSON, '26 C. EUGENE TOVELL, '24 the Intercollegiate Basketball nities on the Hopkins campus. ERNEST A. STRATHMAN, '26 OTHO J. KET.T.F,R, III, '26 League by defeating Pennsyl- ALGER G. HISS, '26 J. JACKSON KIDD, '26 The alumni of the University of SOPHISTICATED EDWARD 0. MICHEL, '26 T. STRAN SUMMERS, '25 vania 17-14 in a hard fought game JAMES YOUNG, '25 Pennsylvania have announced that You'd be surprised at what HEYWARD E. BOYCE, JR., '27 at Ithaca last Saturday night. didn't learn HENRY R. TURNBULL, '26 they will give a three-legged cup he knows! He HAROLD S. GOODWIN, '26 The "Big Red Team" has now it all in a book, either. For to the Baltimore prep school scor- instance—his clothes are won three games and lost one. Co- dreams and his grooming an ing the most points. inspiration. Intercollegiate Newspaper Association lumbia is in second place with Member Southern store He gets that finely turned-out two victories and one defeat. Spaulding sporting goods head from "Vaseline"Hair Tonic. * * * will award a trophy in the 5,000 It smooths and grooms the hair. Printed by the Read-Taylor Co., Lombard and South Sts., Baltimore, Md. At all drug stores and student Lermond of Boston College, meter handicap. barber shops. Phi Epsilon Pi fraternity will Every!`Vaseline" product is who will compete in the 5,000 me- recommended everywhere HOMEWOOD, BALTIMORE, MD., FEBRUARY 15, 1924 award a cup in the interscholastic because of its absolute pu- ter event at the Johns Hopkins- rity and effectiveness. Fifth Regiment games, won the one mile relay. three- at the recent Mill- Cornell Alumni will award a rose games in New York in the point trophy to prep schools in aseline ALUMNI HOUSE-WARMING fast time of 15 minutes, 2-5 of a Maryland. Baltimore City College The Dormitory house-warming on February 22 should stimulate second, defeating Freddie Wachs- already has two legs on this cup. HAIR TONIC The Civitan Club has announced the alumni into activity as nothing else could. A man who graduates ninth of the Glencoe A. C., na- Chesebrough Mfg.Co. tional junior cross-country cham- it will give a cup in the Collegiate from Hopkins will never quite forget his student days. If the Uni- (consolidated) pion by 40 yards. Lermond, medley relay. however, he will say, between puffs of a cigar: versity is mentioned, therefore, looms up as a formid- "Yes, it was a good old place. I'll have to go out some time and able opponent for our own Verne look it over." And he will resume his dictation to his stenographer Booth. The result of this race may and will promptly relegate thoughts of his undergraduate life and have a direct bearing on the se- lections for the of Johns Hopkins to the deep recesses of his subconscious mind. American Olym- pic team. Choice of a Career But surrounded by scenes of undergraduate activity and viewing * * * From the Yale News classmates and comrades of college pranks close at hand, the alumnus, Hopkins dopesters on track staid old business man though he may be, will not be able to dismiss have picked what they consider leading THE NINETY-FOUR such thoughts so lightly. He will feel a little pang; he will uncover to be this country's ten sprinters in the following order: Someone, probably an insurance old memories; he will experience a certain sympathy for the student recently as saying , Newark A. C.; agent, was quoted of today. Such a meeting cannot help but bring many graduates that from the mass of one hundred Charles Paddock, Los Angeles A. college graduates one individual only closer to the university and closer to the undergraduate body. C.; Alfred Leconey, Meadowbrook rose to the Polo and butler class, peril- top of the financial lad- A more favorable opportunity for acquainting the alumni with Club; , Johns Hop- ously near the kins; Fred Lovejoy, New York der. Five others became comfortably the fact that Hopkins is in dire need of a gymnasium and student off and found themselves after twenty activities building could not be found. As we said recently our only A. C.; , Iowa; Ches- years at the small yacht and chauffeur hope for obtaining such equipment lies in alumni support. ter Bowman, Syracuse; Fred Ty- stage. The other ninety-four presum- It takes but one man to start the ball rolling. kle, Purdue; "Boots" Lever, In- ably congregate in the great section of surance Company of North Amer- the American people who drive their golf club. ica, and Francis own Buicks to the In other Hussey, Stuyve- words, dreaming about being a rich sant H. S., N. Y. In making out man is one thing, and making the grade WEALTH AND HONOR this list, the dopesters have taken is something else again." Writing is distasteful to the average undergraduate; the very into consideration past perform- Yet the ninety-four presumably work just as hard as the sumptuous six. Their word an unpleasant connotation. This, perhaps, is merely ances in both the 100 and 220 possesses business is the axis on which a small a result of compulsory, periodical themes which one faces through yard dashes. Woodring, IMillrose and uninteresting world revolves. They years of grammar school, high school and college. "Nothing is A. C., is omitted as he is primarily have become devotees of the dollar pleasant joined with a must." And writing, not very difficult in a quarter miler and has given up and when that fickle deity deserts, have itself, becomes extremely laborious and arduous under the influence running the 100. Whitman of nowhere else to turn. Jammed in a Michigan is a good performer in dull, straight rut of business they can of the imperative. never leave the road and jump the fence the century but has little ability finer fields of life. This, then, is If a college man were told that he could not think coherently, into in the 220. Hill, Pennsylvania, is the portion of ninety-four men out of it is certain that he would resent the allegation. Yet writing is merely a promising sprinter who un- every hundred now on the campus. the process of transferring one's thoughts from the mind to paper. doubtedly will be heard from in The answer to the problem lies in choice of a career. The difficulty of composition lies in the fact that thoughts are lacking. future meets. the proper If one has ideas the task of expressing these should not prove * * * exhausting. America's best Olympic bet in Between now and Commencement An opportunity has been offered Hopkins undergraduates to write the appears to be we shall have something to offer on without feeling the pressure of the inevitable and malignant "must." , Boston A. A., who recently the subject of "Careers." Watch for 1. Dr. Hollander, a member of the Faculty, is again offering a substan- gave a bad beating in the 2-3 of a mile run, tial cash prize and a medal for the best contribution to the NEWS- the space with the Famous Signature. coming within 2-5 of a second of LETTER by an undergraduate. We fear that many will be prevented the world's record for that dis- from entering the competition by the usual feeling, "I can't write." tance. This was the second time And to these we reply: "You can think; you can write." this season that Hahn has led Ray TItJ,VA L The financial reward to be gained by the winner of the Hollander to the tape. LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY Prize is not negligible. The honor attached is considerable. We * * * OF BOSTON. MASSACHUSETTS would suggest that those who can, as well as those who think they The athletic management at can't, enter the contest. Penn has announced that the 220 THE JOHNS HOPKINS NEWS LETTER, FEBRUARY 15, 1924 3 COLLEGE ATHLETICS SUP- PRESIDENT OF UNIVERSITY JUNIOR-SENIOR DEBATE TO PORTED BY FOOTBALL OF MICHIGAN CONDEMNS BE HELD TONIGHT IN "COLLEGE RECEIPTS BABBITS" C. E. HALL "What has the college become? The only paying sport at the At 8 o'clock this evening in the It has become a thing of rushing ri Penn State University is football, rabbles, jazz orchestras, pep meet- Civil Engineering Hall, the teams which during the last year netted ings, frolics, hops and schedules of the Junior and Senior classes $150,000. In addition to this fitted to make the second show at will debate the subject, "Resolved, amount, $21,000, the university's the movies. The rushing rabble that the United States should en- is inevitably driven share in the Pasadena game with away from Ler the World Court." The Senior the spirit of higher learning and Southern California on January 1, representatives — William Gross, our object is lost. In every home has been contributed to the ath- the powerful man of business is Frederick Moehle and John Cro- letic association building 'fund the hero of the day. ker—will uphold the affirmative; with a $100,000 pledge made by "What we have done is snuffed the Junior team—Sydney Cone, the alumni. New land for a uni- out our inner life. Democracy is Jerome Shapiro, Elmer Mylander, partly versity golf course cost $11,000, responsible. Youth has and Gordon 'Post, alternate—will got the impression it might go while the intra-mural construction take the negative. with the crowd. It must be pop- program called for an additional ular. It has become terribly The judges for the debate have $6,000. Besides the $100,000 alum- afraid of being different. It has not been announced. According ni fund, which will be used prin- been tremendously externalized cipally in the erection of a new to custom, one member of the and objectified. . . . Students gymnasium, $10,000 has been re- faculty, one alumnus, and one he man who buys a Stetson be- must have a sense of integrity and T ceived for equipment in this the courage of their convictions. prominent citizen, will be on the cause of its style later discovers building for the women students. . . . When in American civ- committee. the long wearing qualities which —Exchange. ilization it comes to pass that the There will be no charge for ad- make Stetson the choice of well family which raises a poet, a sci- mission. entist, or a teacher will be as dressed men—everywhere. WESTINGHOUSE COMPANY proud as if he were a financial HAS EXCELLENT LAB- genius, then you can put religion DROPPING A "LINE" ORATORY FOR TESTS as a vital factor in American col- Jackie, Jo, Jane, and Jess, STETSON HATS In visiting the High Voltage Lab- leges." Margie, Martha, Mae; oratory of the Westinghouse Com- This is part of the speech of —Ought to find my mailbox full Styled for young men pany, the delegates saw one of the President Marion S. Burton of Almost ev'ryday! finest laboratories of its kind in the the University of Michigan at the world. The laboratory contains tenth annual meeting of the As- Lois, Lucy, 'Lis'beth, Lou, two mammoth transformers, one sociation of American Colleges Billie, Beth, and Bea, having a rating of 1,000,000 volts, held two weeks ago in Manhattan Add their scented letters 1,000 kv-a. Other million-volt sets as quoted in "Time" under the And await returns from me. use two or more transformers to heading "College Babbits." produce this supervoltage. There Of interest to faculty members Elsie, Ethel, Eve, and Ede, is also a half-million volt trans- is another paragraph in the same Aileen,. Agnes, Al, "A cap as good as the cream" former in the laboratory, which is article. Take their turns at writing,' High praise for Williams Shaving Cream is contained in used for making smaller tests. The "Dr. C. A. Richmond, president And likewise Sue and Sal. this suggested slogan for the Hinge-Cap. Yet truly, the control equipment is an outstand- of Union College, endeared him- combination offaster beard-softening,elimination of razor friction through lubrication of the skin, and the ing extra- development in the electrical in- self to all college instructors by Don't you think I'm popular? ordinary care of the skin which Williams gives, has never dustry. The complete transformer speaking against the raising of What a line I shoot!— been equalled by any other shaving cream. And Williams equipment with switches, motors their salaries. He said that teach- No, I'm just the postman is a pure product, absolutely without coloring matter! Begin on a tube—compare it in every way. and generators is directly under the ers should have a missionary spir- On a co-ed college route! hand of a single operator stationed it and to insure this they must be at the laboratory. The remote con- paid less than they are worth." —Lord Jeff. $250 in. Prizes trol is used throughout to eliminate For the best sentence of ten words or less on the value of the any possibility Williams Hinge-Cap, we offer the following prizes: 1st prize of accident through REPORT OF STUDENTS ACTIVITIES COUNCIL $100; 2nd prize $50; two 3rd prizes, $25 each; two 4th prizes, handling these high voltages. A February 12, 1924 $10 each; six 5th prizes, $5 each. Any undergraduate or system of horns warns everyone graduate student is eligible. If two or more persons submit Student Activities identical slogans deemed worthy of prizes, the full amount of when to expect the tes-t, and in this Council Balance the prize will be awarded to each. Contest closes at midnight Cash March 14, 1924. Winners will be announced as soon there- way, also, danger of accidents is received $627.14 Cash disbursed after as possible. Submit any number of slogans but write minimized. 372.40 on one side of paper only, putting name, address, college and $254.74 class at top of each sheet. Address letters to Contest Editor, The J. B. Williams Co., Glastonbury, Conn. News-Letter EUGRAUERS PRUlTERS BIRDERS Cash received $1,262.24 This is the new Hinge-Cap Cash disbursed 1,257.65 4.59 Collele Literature Black and Blue Jay Cash received $1,386.45 Cash disbursed 974.07 412.38 Hullabaloo Cash received $1,410.92 Cash disbursed 137.82 Williams 1,273.10 Cream Daily Bulletin Shaving Cash received $99.90 Cash disbursed 11.00 88.90 Barnstormers Cash received $1,068.47 Cash disbursed 267.69 800.78 Debating Council De Hub Cash received $342.52 Cash disbursed 14.75 Printers of 327.77 crhe Johns Hopkins Musical Club Baltimore's Great NEIDS.-LETTER Cash received $548.47 Cash disbursed 372.20 176.27 Men's Store Y. M. C. A. LOMBARD and SOUTH STREETS Cash received $970.64 Cash disbursed 737.63 233.01 College and Fraternity Stationery Band Banquet and Dance Cards, Invitations The Cash received $238.28 Greetings of a Fine Store JAS. H. DOWNS Cash disbursed 203.07 To the Students of a Fine University ENGRAVER PRINTER STATIONER 35.21 229 N. 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INTERFRATERNITY BOARD tigating committee shall be ac- ALWAYS USE A STRATTON SHIRT MAKER LIBERTY ST. 226 N. Liberty St. CONSTITUTION cepted or rejected by a majority YELLOW CAB Dress Shirts...$3.00, $3.50 and $4.00 vote of the board, the accused fra- AT SARATOGA and $4.40 (Reprinted by Request) OR PHONE Negligee $3.30 ternity having no vote, and upon Imported Madras $5.50 and $6.60 Art. I. The name of the organi- VERNON 1212 LUNCHEON V Terms Cash, Less 10% 30 days on Shirts the decision of the board a trial Also a Full Line of Men's zation shall be "The Johns Hop- shall be instituted. HAIL THEM ANYWHERE TEA Furnishings kins Interfraternity Board." Sec. 3. The trial shall be held DINNER Art. II. Sec. 1. The member- not sooner than one week after SONS ship of the Interfraternity Board A. JACOBS & the report of the investigating SALESMAN: 11.30 A. M. SPECIAL PARTIES shall consist of one Junior and until Ji Tailors committee. one Senior delegate from each 7.30 P. M PLAZA 6987 Uniforms and Liveries of We want a live wire salesman fraternity upon the board, or in Sec. 4. The senior members FAYETTE ST. dur- to represent us on the campus. 128 W. to be to the the board shall sit as a court Near Liberty St. Baltimore, Md. the future admitted One who wishes to make some Board. ing the trial, and the chairman easy money putting in a few of the Student Affairs Commit- Sec. 2. Petitioning locals must hours of spare time—interviewing tee, or someone appointed by him, -profs- and students—to sell pass through a period of probation shall act as presiding officer, Ford Cars. To the right man we Special of three years, during which time without a vote. The investigat- have a regular position when col- they shall obey the regulations Call at ing committee shall prosecute the lege closes. immediately Pipe and Pouch and rules of the board, and shall 325 Park Avenue. Ask for Mr. U'eXatteriv charges. L be represented thereon without Long or Mr. Watson. ‘LANits 11.& OSCAR G•1-5 • on both the power to vote, before they Sec. 5. After evidence OWNERS $1.25 and ar- can be admitted to active mem- sides has been presented 'itiz.z*"1• rilf/14/t‘k guments closed, a vote shall be C. A. GOODWIN 29 E. BALTIMORE ST. Limited bership on the Board. taken. If two votes are cast for Agents for JOHN B. STETSON HATS Sec. 3. National fraternities in 325 PARK AVENUE acquittal the charges shall be dis- and FRATERNITY BANDS (-rood standing shall be admitted BARN CAFETERIA missed. The accused fraternity to full standing as soon as a bona shall have no vote. ,fide chapter has been established after and have passed through one rush- Sec. 6. When a fraternity, ORDERS RECEIVED FOR been ing season, observing the rules of the prescribed trial, has Safe Deposit & Trust Co. im- COGGINS' the Interfraternity Board. found guilty, a fine shall be posed by the judges, not to exceed Transfer & Baggage Express Art. III. The officers shall con- OF BALTIMORE $100.00. The fine shall be deduct- AUTOMOBILE SERVICE sist of a president and a secretary- ed from the bond deposited by PHONE, HOMEWOOD 6886 treasurer, and shall be elected at the guilty fraternity. 13 SOUTH ST. the last meeting of the Board in Art. VIII. All questions of in- Flag, Banner & Pennant Shop each college year. Each delegate The terpretation of the constitution, (Successors to Sisco Brothers) shall have one vote in an election by-laws and Rushing Agreement Organized 1864 John J. Nelligan, President Flags, Banners, Pennants, Arm Bands, of officers. Emblems, Silk Banners for Schools, shall be made by a two-thirds vote Societies and Fraternities the Art. IV. The purpose of of the fraternities upon the board. 302 PARK AVE., BALTIMORE, MD. Board shall be to regulate and Vernon 2355 R. H. Taylor control interfraternity relations at By-Laws the University, and in so far as I. There shall be no prep-school possible to promote better feeling rushing. between the fraternities. II. Regular meetings shall be DROVERS & MECHANICS URNER'S Art. V. Sec. 1. In all matters held once each week, upon a spe- except election of officers, each cified date. Absence from a meet- NATIONAL BANK SHOES chapter shall have but one vote. ing shall incur a fine of $1 upon MEN'S the absent fraternity. Corner c"Jayelle and Aztaw Sts. the Of the Better Class Sec. 2. A two-thirds vote of fraternities at any regular meeting -Where Wholesale and Retail Districts Meet" WILL HOLD shall be sufficient to pass any mo- DORMITORY DENIZENS URNER BROTHERS ELECTION tion or provision except a Rushing 111 E. BALTIMORE STREET Continued from page 1 Baltimore Agreement or amendments to the publication of the results of the constitution and by-laws. mid-year examinations; and one Sec. 3. The Rushing Agree- man is chosen by the manager of Established 1873 ment and constitutional amend- the Dormitory to represent the A. H. FETTING MAN'FG ments shall be referred to the usually permanently. FURNITURE OF QUALITY JEWELRY CO. chapters and an affirmative vote management, committee is guar- Manufacturers from all, save one, shall be neces- A very stable and individuality is offered here at prices that are not Greek Letter Fraternity Jewelry of election, sary for acceptance. anteed by this method and cannot be underquoted by any house at any time. 213 N. LIBERTY ST., Baltimore, Md. which provides three men, who are Sec. 4. In case of failure to 11.. Besides the reputation of an old-established firm well versed in the work and duties .14,44 4014 R4 114 114 1101414 114 114,11:4,11.4,114.114.1R1.1411.14:1141114,11.4'11.4$141I0I4' agree upon a Rushing Agreement is back of each sale with a guarantee. nucleus for for the coming year, the agree- of the committee, as a man ment adopted for the preceding the new body. For example, a JOHN C. KNIPP & SONS year shall remain in force. chosen in February serves until the FURNITURE DECORATIONS DRAPERIES Art. VI. A bond of $100.00 following February, while a man 343 NORTH CHARLES STREET ila shall be deposited by each frater- who was elected last October will term next October. A full OTO OHM nity and each probationary mem- end his 12- ber on the Board, and fines for committee will be at hand, there- "The King of Lubricants" breaches of the Rushing Agree- fore, every October to start off the ment shall be deducted from this new men in the Dormitory in good Mount SHERWOOD BROTHERS, INC. sum. shape. VernonPlaceM.E.Church If any money is deducted from OSCAR THOMAS OLSON, D.D., Minister Ngmuggg:g=1,1,,NgmTflriNINMCiEl=0 this bond, a sufficient sum shall SCHOOL OF HYGIENE HEARS PUB- HEALTH TALK PROGRAM FOR STUDENTS at once be deposited by the fra- LIC Continued from page 1 ternity fined to make the total of BIBLE CLASS, 10 A. M. Boys, the place to get your the bond again $100.00. this phase of public health, collect- An Interesting Discussion of ed during his work in Canada. The Vital Topics Under meals—and they are hon- Art. VII. The form of trial for extent to which this work has been DR. HOWARD A. KELLY, Leader est-to-goodness meals, well fraternities accused of breach of shall carried on in Toronto, and in other the Rushing Agreement be YOUNG PEOPLES serve d, and reasonably Canadian cities, compared with sim- AT-HOME as follows: 5-7 P. M. priced—is at Sec. 1. When a fraternity is ac- ilar work in America, was strik- cused of breaking the agreement, ingly given. The health official said TEA SERVED AT 6 O'CLOCK the President of the Board shall that determination of purpose, vis- EPWOR1 H LEAGUE The Si. REGIS appoint a committee to investi- ion and the ability to enlist munici- gate the charges. This commit- pal support to carry out his knowl- 7-8 P. M. RESTAURANT tee shall make a complete survey edge are prime requisites for the SPECIAL of the evidence, and at the next municipal health officer. Decreased STUDENTS AT-HOME 1817 N. Charles St. meeting shall recommend to the rates of mortality, particularly in- FEBRUARY 17 (Half Block below North Ave.) Board either the prosecution or fant mortality, were shown to be dismissal of the charges. the result of increased expenditure COME DOWN AND Nicholas Brown, Mgr. Sec. 2. The report of the inves- for public health work in Toronto. At the Washington Monument GET ACQUAINTED

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