MOUSTACHETTE Directed by PATRICK STUMP

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MOUSTACHETTE directed by PATRICK STUMP

A Quest For Truth In A Blanket Of Stupidity.

You always talk about friend, Casper (RYAN KEY), (RYAN KEY). Patrick conceived the these stupid ideas you Eugene (PATRICK STUMP) story as a comment on people’s searches for truth, tendencies to imagine have in your stupid faux- integrity and maybe 16 min themselves as something 35mm, Color hawked head! - Eugene a blueberry milk- they’re not and the fanta- shake. 2009 sies they create to define MOUSTACHETTE is a tongue- HDCamSR, HDCam, themselves. in-cheek, satirical look at a The project fea- BetaSP, DVD group of unabashedly pom- tures several mem- Subtitled (maybe) pous and misled young artists. bers of the bands Fall Overwhelmed by the naivety Out Boy (PATRICK STUMP, and selfishness of his best PETE WENTZ) and Yellowcard FAN ART “Menus with Moustachettes,” from ItsACatch22 on flickr. s

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g i n a c o m p a r e t t o (as “GINA CLARK”) is a rising MMA fighter with a respectable ground-and-pound. She is back to her fighting weight of 109 lbs after gaining 4 lbs for her role in MOUSTACHETTE. She is excited about her forth- coming memoir - “The Cat Who Couldn’t Be Caged.”

L i n e P r o d u c e r JEFF PRUGH m a r y k i n g (as “MANDY ROGERS”) is currently serv- C i n e m a t o g r a p h e r KEVIN JOELSON ing 5yrs in Chino’s sexiest Institution for Women. She re- C a m e r a O p e r a t o r RYAN MUDD cently lost parole eligibility due to repeated pillow fights in 1 s t A C LOUIS PEPITON the showers. Also, she killed someone…with a shank. 2 n d A C WOOBIN LEE G a f f e r JASON HAFER / WILLIAM ULLMAN K e y G r i p SEAN FAU-BURNITZ G r i p TIM HOOK / CHRIS JONES m y l i n d a r o y e r (as “CELESTE LEBOUF”) is a work- S o u n d GEORGE GOEN / MICHEL TYABJI ing commercial ninja. Not unlike the monkey-faced Barn Production Designer ERIN MUDD Owl, Mylinda is totally silent when moving in for a kill. Inden- S e t P h o t o g r a p h e r tured for 6 seasons to Master Legend, Mylinda made a REBECCA JOELSON break for the left coast to “do her own thang.” C o s t u m e D e s i g n e r SAMANTHA KUESTER M a k e U p UYEN VO H a i r SHARON ACKERMAN a n n a l i l l i e (as “CLAIRE ADAMS”) journeys to the P r o d u c t i o n A s s t STEVIE KLOEBER / DENISE PANTOJA Blue Mountains of Jamaica to harvest and process coffee P r o d u c t i o n A s s t JEANNETTE DERON / LYDIA MOODY beans, which she then brews and donates to needy or- E d i t o r TOBIN NAGEOTTE phans. She spends the rest of the year training mentally A s s t E d i t o r FRANCK DERON / KEVIN JOELSON disabled chimpanzees to help her with the arduous har- M o g r a p h JARED GREY / TIM HOOK T i t l e DEVIN OLDEN C o m p o s e r RYAN CASHMAN a r m a n p a r d i s i (as “JESPER PELLEGRINO”) is often credited as the inventor of the fuel-injected motor… he is A u d i o M i x / F o l e y NEIL UCHITEL not. He is in fact the host of late-night cable’s fastest- We b s i t e / S t r a t e g y HUSTLEWOOD growing talk-show-formatted 30-minute visual arts-focused television show, Freedom Brush. Ryan Mudd attempts to get the camera lens as close to Anna Lillie’s face without causing j a y k g a l l a g h e r (as “AUGUST JIROUX”) dedi- permanent damage. cates his life to training and showing Lipison stallions out- side of Waconda, Illinois. He first encountered a Lipison as a child and instantly knew the beast’s muscular back and velvet-soft hide would find a home between his thighs.

l a u r e n r e i n a (as “JEN KRIEMHILD”) is currently re- covering from the bicycle portion in her Race to Find a Cure for Fatigue. During this exhausting venture, she lost her children, her husband, her home, and most of her sinus cavities.

a l e x h o r n (as “JAKE VEE”) dreams of either being a firefighter or a full-grown Bengal tiger. Brian at school told him a story about a snake so big it ate a whole town and then pooed it out all over everything. Alex is currently re- searching the validity of this account.

©2009 thirtysevenclick films www.moustachette.com [email protected] http://twitter.com/moustachette DIRECTOR PATRICK STUMP also dabbles in music. In this shot, he recounts how he conceived Subway’s “5-dollar-foot-long” jingle. MOUS•TA•CHETTE (MUS’•TAH•SHET’) n.

1. A time-honored tale of love, art, and milkshakes. Patrick: “Hey, let’s make a movie.” Tobin and Paul: “Okay. What’s it about?” Patrick: “Everything.”

2. An allegorical depiction of a young artist; commonly expressed in Japanese. この方法を"寓話"と日本語で言うです。

3. A small mustache; popular among scoundrels and traitors.

A man without a to be near the phone when Patrick called. Ser- MUSTACHE is like a endipity! cup of tea without sugar. - English Proverb -v. 4. An exploration of self. Like a phoenix from So, the boys got to- CASPER the desert sand, MOUS- gether...... with MOUSTACHETTE I was TACHETTE was born in crafting an exploration of early 2008 when Patrick ...worked on the script for gender identity. A juxtapo- Stump contacted Paul a few months, cast a sitioning, if you will, of Klinke and Tobin couple of Patrick’s masculine and feminine elem- Nageotte of thirtyseven- friends (Pete Wentz, Ryan ents. In this case, beauti- fully demonstrated by a click with an idea for a Key), and shot over 5 gorgeous showgirl with a film. The timing was per- glorious days in Los An- mustache. fect - Patrick’s band, Fall geles. The entire cast Out Boy, was between and crew donated their tours, the Hollywood time and talent to the writer’s strike had stylist who forgot her sheers on the throughly disrupted Pat- project and everything went smoothly, save for a first day. But, hey, nobody died rick’s plans to work on a and there was only a little bit of “real” project, and Tobin grip truck that smashed a blood. Most circles would consider and Paul just happened parked car and a hair this a success. The film was proc- essed and transferred in

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t 24-year old PATRICK STUMP is the lead singer, guitarist, was com- and composer for the multi-platinum, three-time MTV c VMA award-winning band Fall Out Boy. The four-piece pleted in San e

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h directorial turn. He lives in Chicago and LA with his talented t lovely girlfriend and their even lovelier dog, Penny. friends.

“Menus with Moustachettes,” ItsACatch22 on flickr.

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twitter for the latest community news. Fans F communicate directly with the filmmakers and “Eugene Dreams Of Blueberry,” from Grace on flickr. coordinate efforts to bring the film to their local festival. Similar to a good mustache wax, Twitter is the soul of the movement. Moustachette.com connects fans with the film’s facebook and myspace profiles, as well as unique profiles for each of the characters. Fans learn more about and communicate with the characters, while connect- ing with other fans in the moustachette community. social networks

MOUSTACHETTE will be released exclusively to film press festivals prior to an online MOUSTACHETTE release. Fans in the online featured on MTV’s community are encour- BuzzWorthy (4/8/09) aged to participate in their local festivals and support all the films. We hope the festival e circuit will act as “tour” of sorts t for MOUSTACHETTE and help i expose a new demographic s to the festival world. The community is growing quickly b and everyone is excited.

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Moustachette.com is the backbone of the community. Here, fans find info on the characters, behind-the-scenes and fan pictures, regular blog updates, and direct links to the entire online community. Fans upload their MOUSTACHETTE- Thanks to HUSTLEWOOD for harnessing the inspired art and pics. Uploads tagged power of the Stashe in one web address. flickr “moustachette” appear on the website.

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