Sawbones 010: Weight Loss Published on August 30Th, 2013 Listen Here at Themcelroy.Family
Sawbones 010: Weight Loss Published on August 30th, 2013 Listen here at TheMcElroy.family Intro (Clint McElroy): Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. It‘s for fun. Can‘t you just have fun for an hour, and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? We think you‘ve earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from... that weird growth. You‘re worth it. [theme music, ―Medicines‖ by The Taxpayers, plays] Justin: [slurring] Hello, everybody, and welcome to Sawbones. I‘m... Justin McElroy. This is a marital tour of misguided medicine. Sydnee: Uh, I‘m Sydnee. Um, honey? Justin: [slurring] Yes, dear? Sydnee: What‘s wrong with you? Justin: Well, Syd, I‘m feeling quite down... because I feel like I‘ve put on a lot of weight lately. Sydnee: Aw, honey, I think you look great. I don‘t—I don‘t— Justin: Thank you, dear. Sydnee: I don‘t think you‘ve put on any weight. Justin: It‘s true, I—[gargling]—I—just a half pound or so the last week, but I really, really feel... uh, I feel really hefty. Sydnee: Did you put that... weight on in your vocal cords? Justin: No, this is how I talk, Sydnee, because I am a giant, fat person. Sydnee: [laughs] Oh. I— Justin: This is how I talk now. Sydnee: I don‘t know—I don‘t know if we can do a whole show of you talking that way, honestly.
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